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Impotent Rage Edition

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT

>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB

>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.34
http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/220249028
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You Suck Face
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I bet people won't even try the Flatout/Trackmania races or creator addons.
If they do it's gonna be for one week and then gone forever
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where the fuck is everybody
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>>147902748
having fun
without you
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tfw all you do is hurt people
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>>147902782
well at least bump once in a while otherwise we're gonna be a sunken ship
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i am serious
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>>147903109
But all I do is hurt people.
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>>147903109
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>>147902830
>well at least bump once in a while otherwise we're gonna be a sunken ship
Blame the PCucks, they're the ones too busy being hackers and cheaters to bump the thread.
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>>147903492
Only a few still cheat using externals in the crew. Most people just dropped menus entirely this update.
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>>147903492
And where, pray tell, are the consoleshitter posts in this thread?
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Who still cheats and who is reformed and clean?
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>>147903689
i never knew how to cheat in the first place and i still don't know how
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So I upgraded my Sultan to completion, bullet proof tires, armor, the various engine improvements yadda yadda. Can I go upgrade this at Benny's without losing all of my engine/armor mods? Is it better to start with a clean Sultan?
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>>147904713
is Benny's only for lowrider shit or are there other exclusive mods there too?
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>>147904956
Apparently you can upgrade the sultan to a 2 door rally car. The Banshee is listed as having mods too. It's why I wanna know if I lose my armor upgrades.
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>>147904713
>>147905040
You keep whatever mods you had applied besides suspension in the case of upgrading to a lowrider.
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>>147904713
All premodded parts carry over besides visual parts.
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>>147905040
How new are you kid?
You dont lose anything if you upgrade them
>apparently
Holy kek, look at the fucking bennys website you can see the before and afters
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>>147905142
>How new are you kid?
Pretty new actually. I picked the PC version up when it came out and only started playing again just yesterday. I haven't even done all the heists yet.

>>147905128
>>147905140
Thank you for the info.
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>>147902169
>your mother call girl

what did he mean by this
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>>147905142
>How new are you kid?
I got the game during the recent sale, I'm super new. Problem?

>>147905142
>Holy kek, look at the fucking bennys website you can see the before and afters
>implying the game tells you shit you need to know
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>>147905332
Theres a picture of the sultan before and after modifications, if you cant count doors on a car then you are thick as pig shit
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>>147905720
there's also armor you get in a clothes store instead of the gunstore and it's only cosmetic. Except the heavy armor that suddenly has armor value and makes you run slower in heists. But that doesn't mean the medium and light armor has less armor for more mobility. There's also stealth armor, but it's not like that helps in stealth?
This game presents you a mechanic that is NOT represented in what you see or expect all the fucking time. And once you realize an obscure mechanic the game trolls you if you expect that mechanic to actually make sense across other items and visual representations.
So to be honest, the amount of doors on a car? No, I don't trust that visual to actually be representative of the mechanic of how many people can get inside anymore.
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>>147906313
FUCK OUTTA HERE DESTINIGGER
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>>147906547
>python
>the next generation of programming languages

the instant I knew this was bait
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>>147906547

>written with python, the next generation of programming languages
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>>147906547
and yet you can't differentiate /g/ with /vg/
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>>147906547
>written with python, the next generation of programming languages
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>written with python, the next generation of programming languages
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>>147906723
>>147906679
>>147906675
>>147906587
>falling for off topic bait
C'mon guys. Report and ignore. Not that hard.
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>>147906780
>responded to the ones that directly responded the post
>didn't also respond to >>147906736

what sort of master baiter are you that you're this shit at (You)ing people
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Better than hearing about null, crime, higgus, crew killers in general, blater, pcucks, or qt again.
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>>147906858
It wasn't there when I hit submit, it only popped up on auto refresh right after i hit submit.
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>>147906958
>literally one exact minute apart
>"I didn't see it"

sure, and I'm Steve Vai
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>>147903561
Ready for the update
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>>147907014
In order for me to see it, and add it to my reply which was already typed up, It would have to be a minute and one second apart.
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>>147907145
I can easily type up more words than you could scrounge up in less than 15 seconds
You're just full of shit and samefagging tbqh familabadore
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Tfw the Fiat 500 is gonna be the fastest compact in the game because all new DLC cars are best in their classes.

Dat power to weight ratio.
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>>147906310
When did this become about how many usable seats the car had?
And theres no car with two doors and four seats, youd know this if you werent new
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>>147907227
Sadly they glued mini Cooper headlights and grill to the front of it

still buying on launch
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>>147907221
I highly doubt that, anon. And i have my refresh timer set for 60 seconds, if it matters. So yes, for me to see the post, it would have to be 61 seconds apart.

I'd post a picture to prove it, but you'd just accuse me of editing it anyway.
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>>147907339
>you'd know about shit in the game if you werent new to the game
okay thanks
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>>147907343
Pic from front?
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>>147907514
Have you never played any gta game?
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how do I clean this mess, does it need to reach a certain shitness threshold?
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>>147907763
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>>147907949
There better be an european grille which covers the Mini grille up like the iron mask in Phoenix and makes it look like a Fiat.
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>>147907923
Sell your crap
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>quit job
>choose race
>game throws me into an LTS match
Q U A L I T Y
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>tfw cockstar monitors this thread.

Rockstar add the Cheetah Sports Classic already you fucks. Do the Infernus Classic and Deluxo while youre at it.
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>start social club launcher
>would you like to enable cloud saves
thanks rockstar, little late but a very welcomed feature.
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>>147908223
my WH is empty though
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>>147907923
it's permanent

embrace the clutter
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>>147908527
Thank you R* for this amazing feature then, truly it's what we all needed
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>>147908729
Go play the sims if you want to customoze your apartment to the last detail then fuckboy
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>>147908814
I agree with this, because the sims is fun
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>>147909275
Fuck off fatass tranny coalburner
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I wasn't sure if I'd like the whole crate grinding but yesterday I bought my first office/warehouse and it's pretty fun.

What's the average payout for each size warehouse? What's the advantage to owning a 2 million dollarydoo warehouse? I only bought the small 250k one and I'm about to sell my first batch
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>>147909372
240k is the most you can make out of the smallest, not sure of the medium one, and 2.2 million is the most you can make out of the largest. The advantage of larger warehouses is that you can hold more shit which means selling more shit which means earning more cash.
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>>147909372
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>>147909372
price advantage? nothing but location
large warehouse sells for about 2.2mil
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how do I change something about my character in the character creator without creating a new one?
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>>147908814
>>147908527
Hey, Rockstar, are you listening? I have an idea for you:
make bits of rust and decay appear on all our cars over time, with no way to remove them.
Wouldn't that be wonderful?
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>>147909724
Spam rockstar's email about creating a plastic surgery update.
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Could Rockstar add civilian jobs and player families? More RP elements would be nice.
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>>147909368
Too bad I refuse.
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>>147909836
That's about the most autistic shit I've ever heard, no thank you
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>>147909869
Avatarfagging is against the rules, lardass. Kill yourself.
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tfw cuckstar will never add manual transmission cars
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>>147910126
Play a real racing game
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>>147909870
Nigger, this was an old SAMP mode. Kys.
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>>147910126
now that'd be a pretty nifty thing to have as an option during races at least
>first person manual transmission only
>final destination
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>doing crate missions in a quiet lobby with only one other org, nobody's fighting each other
>suddenly a low level joins and tries attacking them while they're doing drops
>i intervene and start killing him because they weren't messing with me and he's the only one destabilizing the lobby
>he leaves and they invite me to join their org
>decline but thank them for the offer and buy another crate
>get blown up by them on the way back to my warehouse
Why do I bother
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>>147910268
I don't care if it was an old SAMP mode, adding literal ERP and ingame marriage would add nothing worthwhile to the game and increase the level of attentionwhoring and drama in the general tenfold.
>>147910743
Fuck off Pajeet.
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>>147910782
You seem to care too much about what other players do in their games. Are you sure that you aren't the autist?
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>>147910782
>>147909870

I am willing to bet you're one of those players who runs around free roam deathmatching everybody when they don't have any intention on fighting back. You're a faggot, please kill yourself.
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>>147910842
I care about what Rockstar adds to the game that I play. There's nothing autistic about not wanting things that have literally nothing to do with Grand Theft or Autos being added to the game. If they want to release a DLC catering to civilian roleplayers they should add the pizza delivery missions along with the emergency services ones to freeroam, not add fucking Second Life bullshit. Nice try deflecting though.
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>>147911032
>if you don't want to literally be able to ERP and marry other players you're a freeroam K/Dshitter
Wew. Nice projecting. I spend most of my time doing crate missions, heists and racing, FYI. Aka the essence of GTA, not doing autistic roleplay shit about having a family.
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>>147911038
> I care about what Rockstar adds to the game that I play.

You do realize that nobody is forcing you to actually play said "civilian jobs", right?

Also, you more or less described what civilian jobs might be like this game with the pizza delivery missions and the emergency services.

> not add fucking Second Life bullshit

You seem upset. If some players want to roleplay in this game. Who are you to tell them not to? You're really coming off as the autistic one, buddy.
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>>147911145
> I spend most of my time doing crate missions, heists and racing, FYI.

Good for you. So what is preventing you from ignoring any and all possible role-playing scenarios? Plus having an additional means of earning cash is always helpful especially when faggots keep disconnecting from heists and missions.
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>>147909941
So is shitposting, but you don't seem to have a problem with breaking that rule.
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>>147911145
Your autism is flaring up. Please take this.

>>147911284
Nice madpost.
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>>147911160
There is a massive difference between civilian jobs and adding actual civilian roleplay and second life shit, lmao.
>You do realize that nobody is forcing you to actually play said "civilian jobs", right?
Yes and nobody is forcing me to buy shark cards or use the Armored Kuruma but I still hate them both because they are shitty and I wish they weren't in the game.
All DLC takes time, so even if I'm not forced to engage in what the content is, it's still time that R* devs are spending coding shit that would add nothing worthwhile to the game when there are still things that could be worked on that would actually be worthwhile (jetpack, freeroam miniheists, nightclub DLC)
>>147911223
See my other reply.
I never actually said I had any problem with the pizza jobs and shit, those would actually be good. I said I don't want to see ERP and marriage added because it would add literally nothing worthwhile.
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>>147911305
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>>147911284
I wasn't the person you're having a senseless argument with. I'm just someone pointing out that you're probably one of those retarded faggots who most likely hacks the game with teleports. You really should just off yourself.
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>>147911341
>Yes and nobody is forcing me to buy shark cards or use the Armored Kuruma but I still hate them both because they are shitty and I wish they weren't in the game.
Nice sense of entitlement. The world doesn't cater to you.
>I said I don't want to see ERP and marriage added because it would add literally nothing worthwhile.
Who are you to say they wouldn't be worthwhile? There are millions of players who play this game so there is bound to be some people who find it worthwhile.
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I personally think more roleplaying options and features would be neat. It's actually pretty fun if you have an imagination. But I doubt the majority of this thread, or 4chan for that matter, owns one of those and it isn't something one could just pirate and crack.
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okay so does anybody have an educated guess on what the audi is going to cost?

also, doee anybody have a list or something of all the vehicles being added? trailer showed a car that looked like the ken block gymkhana mustang
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>>147911350
Glad to see you're taking pride in who you are, but unfortunately, you really should just take your Domestos. Saves a lot of people the headaches.
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>>147911549
>okay so does anybody have an educated guess on what the audi is going to cost?
I'm going to guess slightly under 1 million. It's a racing car, and prices for cars have been going up, but it also seems like it won't be a real top tier car.
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>>147911467
>defending shark cards
I see I'm dealing with a true moron, so there's no point in continuing to argue with you.
>>147911549
Audi will most likely be 100-300k with a high upgrade cost at Benny's to transform it into the Rally variant
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>doing a buy mission
>jetshitter strafes me
>alone, just question his motives
>says he's shaming me for RP boosting
>mfw

I'm level 40, what the fuck?
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>>147911651
>Audi will most likely be 100-300k with a high upgrade cost at Benny's to transform it into the Rally variant
Was there a non-Rally variant shown in the trailer, or are you speculating? Seems like it's possible though.
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>>147911651
I never mentioned Shark Cards or how I feel about them so what exactly is your point?
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>>147911743
There was one with no livery, and I really get the feeling that they'll be stock cars upgradeable at Benny's or another similar workshop.
You never know with R* though.
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>>147911651
He wasn't defending Shark Cards. Are you retarded?
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>>147911814
>>147911887
>nobody is forcing me to buy shark cards
>Nice sense of entitlement. The world doesn't cater to you.
1.00 has been deposited into your R* shill account
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>>147911887

I think he is.
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>>147911982
I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish or prove by changing the subject from what you and his argument was about. The discussion you were having wasn't about Shark Cards. It was about letting people play their game how they so pleased. So clearly they were saying you were entitled because of the second half of the quoted sentence.
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>>147911982
You mad as fuck. My autism readings are rising.

By the way, how do those two quoted text relate? How can you have a sense of entitlement from nobody forcing you to buy Shark Cards?
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>>147912115
>>147912176
Because I've seen 'ur just entitled!!!1!' used thousands of times to justify shark cards. If he only meant the second half he could just quote that part desu
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>>147912327
The second half of your sentence depends on the first. Had he quoted only the second half you probably wouldn't have missed the point again.

I'm pretty sure there is a logical fallacy for exactly what it is you're doing. And if you don't want people to say you're entitled then stop fucking acting like it. It's not that hard.

Just don't buy Shark Cards like every other normal person does. Fucking hell, you really are autistic.
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>>147912520
>not wanting literal second life shit in a game makes me entitled
Yes you are a retard then. As a consumer of a game you have a right to speak your mind about what you want the game to be like and what gets added, changed, etc. If you actually think games should just be made to appease the whims of the shareholders of the company that makes them then you must have the hand of R* so far up your ass they can use your teeth as a nail file.
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>>147912729
> As a consumer of a game you have a right to speak your mind about what you want the game to be like and what gets added, changed, etc.

Much like what you're doing.

> If you actually think games should just be made to appease the whims of the shareholders of the company that makes them

It's their game. They can do whatever the fuck they please. It's up to you on rather or not you want to tolerate their bullshit.
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>>147912729
> then you must have the hand of R* so far up your ass they can use your teeth as a nail file

Making ad hominem attacks now are we?
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>>147912947
Yeah because this is 4chan you stinking ass
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>People still complain about cat instead of just playing with a stiffy when the moaning happens
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>>147913054
I'm gonna need to hear that, anon. tfw console pleb and no moaning grill

I seen a picture of her posted here a while back and I would totally fuck her balls deep. That's right, balls deep. I have pretty low standards though
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y-you're not having fun without me, r-right, gtag?
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>>147913251
>tfw console pleb and no moaning grill
it's a man with a voice changer, chill
you need to go fuck organize a session on backpage
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>>147913565
>Needing a voice changer.
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>Squeaky voice in mission over the mic
>Not speaking English but obviously upset people are fucking up the stealth section
>Once we get past the stealth there are no issues at all
>After mission, he blows up everyone and all their personal vehicles
>Squeaker naturally has to pay my insurance
>Respawn in passive mode for free
>Make insurance claim
>Have it delivered to me
>Drive away
>All in minute or less
>Others from the mission not so amused at the constant explosions.

Shitters will be shitters, but the game blows carebear up your ass just for moments like these. I don't get why people get mad even in the worst of cases. It's impossible to truly grief anyone unless they're just being stubborn, and in the worst cases the game hands out asshole points.

Why do people get mad?

I once had a sniper stalk me for an hour because I shot him once.
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>>147914345
I use my Zentorno just because insurance is 10k. If someone blows it up during a mission I'll do everything in my power to fail the mission so instead of making money they just lose 10k.
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>>147913565
I actually don't have a voice changer, but thanks for thinking my voice is that good.
>>147913251
ask kaz or ara or blater they've each got their own collection
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>>147914546
Kill yourself attentionwhoring tranny landwhale
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>>147914478
That's devious, but I wouldn't grief a mission myself regardless. Though as a new player I just want to get my money and RP and leave.

Not that I have any vehicles expensive enough to rack up a 10k insurance fee.

Fuck people who try to take your personal vehicle in a mission, though. I wouldn't mind if they absolutely always drive off without passengers. Good thing I figured out access settings.
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>>147914714
Please calm down, it's really not that big a deal.
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Post your characters, I'll try to draw them.
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>>147914893
all right then
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>>147914764
I'll say what I want faggot
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>>147914893
Already posted mine >>147914345 if you really want.
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>Titan of a job
>smash into a wing of the Titan as hard as I can with my Insurgent
>park Insurgent right at the door of the Titan so nobody can get in it
>blow up the truck right in front of the Titan to make it extra hard to get out

by far my favorite mission to grief
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>>147914893
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>>147914546
https://r.kyaa.sg/hurzqy.webm
hot off the presses
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>>147915314
>people fall for that
w
e
w
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>>147915418
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>>147915201
Anyone who still plays contact missions is griefing themselves enough, this is just overkill
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>>147915003
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>>147914893
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This was his second attempt
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>>147915836
After which he accused me of aimbotting. With an RPG
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>>147915135
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>>147915954
I gotta ask. Why the neck brace?
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>>147915548
i like it
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weapon loadouts work in heist yet?
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Don't touch bl8s prey
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>>147915418
>>147915519
>>147915623
>>147915836
>>147915918
>>147916043
>>147916146
Nobody wants to see your shitty boring webms
>>147916135
Probably never going to work
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>>147914893
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>>147915918
>literally spawncamping with a jet
I miss when /gtag/ wasn't filled with jetshitter scum
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>>147916251
Passive togglers deserve no better
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>>147914893
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>>147916348
True
I would have waited until he got in a cargo vehicle then flown in off the radar and blown him to shit rather than just instantly killing him though, he'd get way more upset
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>>147916135
ive had it work sometimes, but maybe the game only gave me weapons i put on my wheel.
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>>147916445
He kept going out of his office, failing to snipe people and going back in/going into passive as soon as someone looked at him
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>>147916241
how did you get the face so cute? :3
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>>147916397
>that
>cute
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>>147916241
a cute

I want your fukboi lips around my 8 inch bbc while I finger your cherry hole with my spit covered fingers. don't mind that i'm uncut, you can lick the smegma clean off before I slide the entire length up your puckering back entrance and pound your face deep into my satin pillows.
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>>147916241
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>>147916789
I love the face but what is the hammer about?
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T20 or FMJ?
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>>147916819
Because you were just banned from the crew :^)
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>>147915314
That's a maaan, baby
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>>147914893
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>>147916908
pft it hasnt affected me in anyway I'm using a different psn right now thats in the crew
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>>147916397
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>>147914893
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>>147916789
why arent you on /b/?
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>>147917175
Nobody should be on /b/.
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>>147917157
HNNNGGGG
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>>147917219
with that chinn?
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>>147916986
wait what? you were banned from the ps4 community?

fucking how? those guys are all super chill
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>>147917336
jealousy.

;^)
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>>147917175
drawfag threads are a bit of a tight-knit bunch, aren't they
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>>147917532
tight
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>>147917157
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>>147916241
Lmao what the fuck is up with your hair, you Fallout lookin ass nigga
>>
Everytime I play online, after ~10 minutes, everyone leaves the session and it tells me I'm alone, then I go to Find a New Session and it times out to Singe Player.

What the fuck, bruv?
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>>147918001
You have bad internet
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>>147918087

Not even a little bit
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>>147914893
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>>147914893
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>>147916251
That guy spent like an hour passive toggling. I don't know why he even stuck around, because he got his shit pushed in the entire time.
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>>147917643
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>>147918253
u ugly af tbqh
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>>147914893
I love this shit.
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>>147918253
d..do I have a sister?
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>>147918416
Both of your characters are ugly as shit
*brother
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>>147917336
iirc he blew up someones crates/cargo sale vehicle and they got mad, but some of the guys just plain don't like him so that was their excuse to kick. I don't think he even has a mic, he joined a chat once and just spammed messages.
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>>147918416
woa
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Did they fixed the Self Radio framerate problem?
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>>147918253
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>>147918507
you make it sound like it was a democratic thing.

some buthurt newfag with too much ego and power with zero control got mad caus i blew up a few non-essential associates and purposfully left ceos and crates alone

ifi wanted to jetshitt all over your crates and ceos I would have.

I have a mic but only talk rarely when its needed for heists otherwise i do everything solo anyway
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>>147918758
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>>147918761
>removing your trip for the one post you make that would benefit from identity verification
???
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>>147914893
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>>147918406
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>>147918901
ikr? unlike you basement faggots I post elsewhere too tho
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>>147918969
Yeah, probably /lgbt/
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>>147918938
That's beautiful.

Who's awesome? You're awesome.
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>>147919093
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>>147918761
I guess I can see why they kicked you, everyone else is chill as fuck but you sound like a turbo autist.
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>>147916548
Some people think a butterface is cute.
Not me though.
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>>147919093
only once for erp ^^
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>>147918932
Hi Hyo.
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>>147919093
Didn't he get caught posting with his trip in a furfag thread?
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>>147919473
and you sound like a newfag
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>>147919093
Hahahaha oh fuck
That was gud
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>>147919093
>>147919437
>>147919595
either samefag and if you deny it a bunch of meme spouting clique schoolyard niggers

either way you lose
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>>147914893
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>>147914893
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>>147919768
My nigga don't be upset. No one likes tripcunts. They're furry-level shitters.

Also, it was pretty funny. Sorry kiddo.
Consider ending yourself tbqh
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>>147919093
rekt
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>>147919593
>newfag
Thanks for proving my point, stay irrelevant manchild.
>>147919768
>This delusional.
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>>147919768
D-DELETE THIS!
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>>147918536
>>147918253
wanna meet, sis?
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>>147919990
So you chose teh latter?
That's fine with me. At least youre consistant
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>>147919545
Thanks for that, mayne; I appreciate it.
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>>147920239
>teh
>consistant
I'm not even the dude that was arguing with you, but man, you're some kind of retard aren't you?

But you right. We're sitting here thinking of ways to really get at you senpai. We've got about 8 idea guys with all the sickest burns in the industry just thinking of ways to make you sound even more delusional. :^)
I still think you're a Fallout lookin ass nigga with that hair lmao

Pic related. It's you.
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>>147919797
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>>147920516
That's great, thanks
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>>147914893
if you're not gonna draw my chubby cuty, can you draw my buddy on the right? he likes pointing at stuff. pic here too:
>>147918416
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>>147920514
Calm down kid.
You seem overly invested.
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>>147920718
what's the point of having even more than one?
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>>147920823
Read the filename
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>>147920785
pot calling the kettle black
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>>147920723
>>147917013
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>>147920974
i have my ps4 right here with my monitor. I'm in a solo public room doing crates allthis time. I am only even here during cooldowns. ligaf
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>>147919985
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>>147920785
>Says the guy that keeps replying.

You're like the gift that keeps on giving lmao
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>>147921375
if you consider them gifts youve lived a very sheltered life
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never ever
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>>147921584
thank god, that thing is ugly as shit and that's coming from someone who actually likes 80's cars
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>>147921731
FUCK YOU!
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I've finally done it.

I do not recommend going for platinum, it will break you.
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>>147921731
heard you talking shit
>>
>tfw no audi rs6 avant
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>>147922128
dunno why you're posting something that's actually nice, i never said all 80's cars are ugly, just the countach
something about it just rubs me the wrong way
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>>147921276
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>>147914893
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>>147922378
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>>147914893
Looks like you can park in pomsonboys
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>>147922723
10/10
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>>147923147
>thumbs
>not eating kaz out on her period
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>>147923123
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Based drawfag is based.
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>>147914893
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>>147914893
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>>147923713
10/10 i fucking love you
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>>147901567
Is this SP or since when this pos has mods?
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>>147924563
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>>147924563
Hi everyone! Anthony Fantano here! The internet's busiest music nerd!
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>>147895059
The entire rocket weighs five pounds, but it only has about 3 pounds of explosives. Also the PG-7 is an outdated piece of shit that even modern cardboard could defeat.
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>>147914893
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>>147924563
literally you
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face tattoos when?
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>>147925126
I have no idea what you mean, qt.
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when you deliver crates once your warehouse is full do you always have to do it in 2 trucks?
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>>147924696
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>>147903934
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>>147925706
thanks bud, that's ace
>>
That aussie guy who constantly talks on the mic in crew sessions sounds like a massive autist.
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>>147914893
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>>147924972
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>>147926373
Fucking hell, kek.
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>>147925917
So who's going to make the Roman themed bowling race course when the update drops?
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>>147914893
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>>147914893
Real MVP right here, 3 hours of requests and they're still going
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>>147926346
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>>147916789
Should have written REEEEEEEEEE instead, otherwise 80/8 m8.
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>>147927018
I'm gonna head off now, hand hurts and there's probably better things to do in this Saturday night.
t. drawfag
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>>147917336
He had the brilliant idea of trying to mess with everyone in the crew he came in contact with while they were crate running.
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>>147927384
and nothing of value was lost
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Soon.
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>>147928421
You're coming out?
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>>147926665
>Cousin! Lets go bowling!
>That name is already taken
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>>147927316
Thanks drawfag <3
>>
>>147927384
>being this sensitive

You only embarrass yourself.
Like I said I have like 4 other psns in gtag.
Been crate running all day.
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>>147929072
>paying for 4 ps+ accounts.

Yeah, okay
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>>147929254
>paying for 4 ps+ accounts.
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>>147929254
That's not how it works. You only need PS+ on one PSN for them all to be able to use it.
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>>147914893
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>>147929254
PSN accounts are free retard.
You only need one account per console then you can make as many as you like
>>
Is there really going to be an update this Tuesday?
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>>147929254
>>147929521
>>147929635
>>147929737

>its an Xbone/PC user gets btfo thread
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>>147928762
If people with huge cars have small dicks, I have a ?
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>>147929953
huge roastie
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>>147929254
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>>147930049
Pleb.
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>>147929824
Gee I dunno, maybe you could google it or see the fucking trailer that's all over youtube, or read the thread for more than 30 seconds. OR you could say some dumb shit like 'hurr is there REALLY gonna be an update on tuesday?'
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>>147930231
Or you could just you know type either a "yes" or a "no: insteadof ranting like a retard.
Saves time for both us
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>>147929824
no? where the fuck did your dumb ass see that?
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>>147929859
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>>147930298
>spoonfeeding
>calling someone retarded when you don't have the mental capacity to type 'gta update' into google
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>>147930231
I skimmed through the thread before posting, all I saw was >>147907949

I guess a better question would've been what else is confirmed but I'm sure you would've popped a hemorrhoid anyways.
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>>147929859
PC user. I thought ps4 had to pay for each account they used online. I didn't think you could get ps+ on one account then use it on like 4 others

I got BTFO hard
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>>147930485
Trackmania tier racing and 13 new cars. Oh and race suits
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>>147930485
What's confirmed is that you're a dumbass who needs to be spoonfed information because you lack the mental capacity to comprehend anything.
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>>147930406
>don't have the mental capacity to type 'gta update' into google
It takes less effort to post it here & wait, than creating a new tab, typing that in the search bar, and then finding links.
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>>147930757
>It takes less effort to post it here & wait, than creating a new tab, typing that in the search bar, and then finding links.
Is this a ruse?
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>>147930753
Seriously man, get off the computer and check your asshole for blood. I didn't do anything wrong just asked a relevant question to the general's topic even if it is asked a billion times. Could've just ignored me.
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>>147929953
>muh dick

You're metro eurotrash aren't you?
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>>147930757
Are you pretending to be retarded? If not I really feel sorry for you.
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>>147930757
dude what? it's much faster to just open a tab and google it. You could even have ctrl+f update

pic related. It's you
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>>147931035
I never said it was "faster" I sad it takes less effort.
Learn to read retard
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>>147929824
Update in 30 mins.
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>>147930757
You were that one guy in high school that never chipped in for gas money, weren't you?
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>>147929072
>i'm sensitive
I don't spam the crew chat with REEEEEEEEEEEE and stupid screenshots whenever something doesn't go my way.
Like you always do and you would do if you had someone pestering you when dealing with crates.
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>>147931102
same shit different pile. How is it less effort to write it here then solve a captcha vs writting it then just smashing that muthafuckin enter button?
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>tfw no cute gtag girl to cuddle with
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>>147931102
>click post a reply
>type in your question
>attach image
>wait
VS
>type an acronym and a word into the search bar and instantly get an answer
Don't act dumb.
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>>147931250
Cuddle with a loaded shotgun you pathetic shit.
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>>147930682
>13 new cars
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>>147930556
>>147930556
>PC user. I thought ps4 had to pay for each account they used online
Well youre wrong and have always been wrong.
What do you want, a fucking medal?
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>>147929953
If people with huge cars have small dicks people with tiny cars must have no dicks.
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>>147931230
>>147931253
I have 4chan pass, I don't need to solve a captcha idiot nor do I need to post an image, & I'm already here to begin with.
I don't have to navigate to another page & and rummage through links full of clickbait or bad web design to find what I need.
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>>147930556
>I have 10
>7 of them have gta saves
>4 of them have 200+ 2 characters

but I guess fuck me right?
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is qt still butthurt that his ps4 community got cucked by adonis?
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>>147931463
I wonder if they're all rally vehicles & supers or if there's some normal street vehicles mixed in. Maybe even a street version of the BF Injection or ability to take it to Benny's for more customization options and decals.
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>>147931850
Yes
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>>147931850
yeah, to the points of having alts infiltrated on the new crew.
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>>147931229
>always do
I havnt even used qt in well over 4 months then come on for a week then fuck off again for months

sounds like your too busy playing destiny or some piece of shit to know what's even going on in gta
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>>147931884
11 new supers and some shitty van, buy more sharkcards goy.
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>>147931646
Literally the very first link when you search 'gta update' is the Newswire which has the update IMMEDIATELY. Stop backpedaling you dumbass.
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>>147931850
adonis? he's was cool on ps3
what did he do?
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>>147932041
Because obviously a compact rally car, two trucks, two motorbikes and a classic rally sports car are all gonna be in the supers class
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>>147931976
>I havent even used qt in well over 4 months
Who was using it then when Finance and Felony came out not even a month ago, who was streaming qt then?
I think your hormone trreatment is messing with your memory, lad.
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>>147932382
coming on for a day buying all the new stuff an d logging out again isnt really playing
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Hot OC off the pressed
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>>147932494
>a day
Sure, sonny.
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>>147932126
>playing dumb

I still have the screenshot somewhere of some anon asking you why you deleted your community and you said "no one was using it because I was cucked by some faggot". Hell, I think it's still in the community messages
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>>147932310
Who gives a shit really? Updates have been worthless for the last 2 years.
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>>147932721
Why are you still here then?
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>it's a qt gets BTFO thread
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>>147932125
no one's backpedaling.
It still takes less effort to make one post here, than it does to search. It's a fucking fact!
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>>147927058
I like it.
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>>147910417
that mightve been me
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>>147932601
You guys always talk like I give a shit about any of this. I come here for the leaks and news.
When the game was new on ps3 I came her eto meet others to do contact missions with. They are no longer anything so everyone did heists.

Now that solo-heists-the-update I have no need to play with or be around anyone from gtag. I just keep this tab open while im grinding.

I have no idea what happened to the ps4 community on the social club becuase I left it myself so whover was next down was in control. after that. I dont use SC other than to control ps4 community and it's nothing to do with me anymore.

I literally give no fucks about all this schoolgirl drama I havent had any input or influence on crews or whos in or out or what crew they use.

I can just play solo now and make more than enough, so I dont involve myself with any of it.
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>>147932898
>dumb post about it being easier to post and wait then get a reply
>called out on it
>it's not faster it just takes less effort!
>called out on it
>i don't need to fill out a captcha and fucking GOOGLE might have bad web design!
>called out on it
>i-i'm not backpedaling at all! it's fact!
Judging by the fact it took 10 minutes for you to reply I get the feeling you just have a very low WPM and it actually WOULD be faster for you to post because it'd take about 3 days for you to manage to find the link to the newswire on the Google search page.
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>>147933269
>it's another long qt post with a gis image that no one reads
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>>147933369
>gis
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>>147933269
>I have no need to play with or be around anyone from gtag
Why do you have alt accounts in the new crew then?

>I literally give no fucks about all this schoolgirl drama
Apparently, you do.
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>>147933485
>>147933485
>Why do you have alt accounts in the new crew then?
Why not? Seems to bother you more than me.
They arent the active crew I'm just a member.

>taking out qt from crew
doesnt affect how I was playing or continue to do so. Everyone only wanted me to start the crew 2 years ago just so they could meet each other easier for grindin'

I can still join friends whenever and its always going to be in freeroam rather than a heist type room so what does it matter?
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>>147933289
>it actually WOULD be faster for you
Exactly, I'm glad your feeble mind was finally able to understand.
Next time think before you try to argue sir.
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>>147927640
Is someone ever going to change that crew symbol.
It just looks ugly af.
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>>147933979
better than the straight outta 4chan one

but yeah, it's ugly
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>>147933843
Glad that you improved your speed a little to write out that witty response, bravo you.
http://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english
Here's my favourite WPM test, good luck getting yours up, friendo.
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>>147933979
>doesnt use the never complained about and superior ps4 community symbol

What a shitty crew. I'm glad mine will always be considered better times :^)
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>>147914893
Adonis?
If that's you, when are you drawing lewds?
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>>147933269
Man I ain't readin all that shit. Fuck is wrong witchu, u Fallout lookin ass nigga?
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>>147933825
It doesn't bother me at all, I just like to see you spit out BS excuses for the shit that you do.

>"I haven't used qt in 4 whole months" - active and streaming when f&f came out
>"I'm not sensitive" - crew chats filled with REEEEEEE spam and screenshots
>"I don't care about the crew" - has like 4 alts or something there
>"Adonis? we were best bros!" - said he was cucked by "some" fag

Please, keep 'em coming.
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>>147934223
>That Heihachi lookin ass nigga
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>>147934223
When I hit rock bottom.
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>>147934484
>dat grammar
>dat effort

why did you bother reading and replying to all that? you must be intensely angry anon
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Serious question.
Is qt actually a qt? I'm curious if I should bother whiteknighting for her or not. There seems to be a lot of bullies here
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>>147934725
So much for being the most powerful race
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>>147934872
>her
He's in like 10+ LGBT Playstation communities.
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>>147934872
>her
here we go ^^
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>>147934845
>U write bad, u mad?
Is that all you got?
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>>147934872
>he thinks qt is a girl
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>>147935000
>>147935068
ah nvm then, thought it was just a lesbian
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>>147935000
>did that day one
>never used any of them

I thought communities were gonna be a bigger deal...
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>>147902173
I like how the racing suits look. That's all I'm gonna be doing with that DLC, unless the new cars they're supposedly adding are worth it.
>>
So there's only a visual difference between each office?
It's practical to just buy the smallest office+large warehouse?
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>>147934947
Try asking Brimus, I think he probably draws.
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Will Gamefreak ever speak over the mic?

I can only imagine
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>>147935356
The only difference between offices is location and view of the city. And price.
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>>147935446
I spoke to him once a couple months ago during a Heist
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>>147920239
h-how do I make a character like this
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>>147935698
>gamefreak
>talking on a mic
Good one, m8.
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>ps4 finally having drama
>it's still about qt
So what do you guys think of adonis anyway?
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>>147935762
You have to have taken a dick up the ass in real life to unlock the secret options.
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>>147935365
That is if he's not being aunicuck

>>147935815
A man can dream
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>tfw canadian ps4friend
>tfw miss all the action because nearly everybody else is in a way different time zone
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>>147936039
>adonis
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>>147936039
He's a big guy
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>>147936239
you're basically in the same timezone as americans..
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>>147932809
Cause I'm a Man, Woman
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>>147936661
We have 5 timezones.
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>>147936661
it depends where in America
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>>147903934
Stunning Cunts
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>>147936818
>>147936847
A 1-4 hour difference is hardly that big of a deal
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>>147903934
>BEG
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>>147937390
well when it's 9pm for one guy and midnight for the other there's still somewhat of a difference. But yeah, I know what you mean.
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CHECK YOUR EMAIL ACCOUNTS!
ROCKSTAR HAS BEEN GIVING FREE SHIT!
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post mount chiliad
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>>147937717
I don't have anything from Rockstar in my inbox.
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>>147937717
like what
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>>147937717
I'm not on their mailing list so unfortunately I won't get anything
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>>147937915
Do you have it set so you can receive emails from rockstar?
Try going ingame to see if you got a free cargobob or cash.
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>>147937717
>check my email
>all I have that came in was bills

Thanks anon
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>>147938026
Wait nevermind I AM on their mailing list. What the shit?
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>>147938027
how do you do it from in game? how much cash we talking about here?
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>>147937801
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>>147938027
>Go to play Online
>Save was fucked
>Retry multiple times
>Doesn't work
FUCK YOU ANON
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>>147938258
>Pearl Harbor Simulator.webm
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>>147938258
what fucking game mode is that
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>>147937801
2/2
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>>147938248
For the cargobob, try to see if you can call in one from pegasus.
You should get a black screen congratulating you for receiveing something between 200k and 2million.
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>>147938579
Aussie shitposting and creativity at its finest.
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>>147937717
>check email
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>>147938806
I have nothing like that anon, what fucking kind of ruse cruise are you taking us on
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>>147938880
It is real, he's not meming you. I've seen posts on both Leddit and the gtaforums talking about getting a free 'bob, but it seems to only be certain people receiving them.
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>>147938579
It's another beloved capture created by a ps4friend.
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>>147938820
Panto is gonna be so obsolete.
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>>147938863
KoS desu
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>>147939018
I've played this game since launch on the fucking 360 and you're telling me I DON'T GET FREE SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>147939064
All had to do was shoot..
>>
So I just started playing and I want to catch up in levels and money to my friend. Is there a good way to grind other than being disappointed by teammates in heists?
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>>147939064
You always need a big weapon for a big guy
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>>147939178
CEO
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>>147939089
It's still going to be the smallest car in the game though.
>>
>>147939283
How do you start CEO jobs? I haven't seen any yet.
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>>147939064
DON'T GET ELIMINATED
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>>147939089
*Issi/blista
>>
>>147939178
you pc or ps4?
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>>147939089
punto is better
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>>147939178
>catch up in money
even level 200 people are probably repeatedly running out of money

as for RP, do contact missions, keep an eye out for double/triple rp missions.
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>>147940913
Those people didn't pack a golden parachute.

fuckem
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>>147939594
GIT IT ON
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>>147935762
time and effort.
and time
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>>147939594
Collection of MXC game modes when?
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>>147940913
I guess more of money in terms of establishing assets. I get that blowing money on ammo and aesthetics comes with the territory, but I eventually want to run heists.

>>147940021
PC

>>147939283
Don't you already need a ton of money to be CEO? Do associates get a lot of money as well?
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>>147943286
well office is on sale for 800k then you can buy a small warehouse for 250k. You can fill up a small warehouse in a few hours and sell it for 240k so you get your money back pretty quickly
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>>147942471
Or he could just search for the dump of exact instructions
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>>147943286
>Do associates get a lot of money as well?
Hahahaha oh my, no.

honestly you just need to get 3 other guys together and cheese pacistan repeatedly for top dosh.

crates is tedious and requires extra people if you want to do it with anything approaching speed anyways.
>>
>>147943607
>crates is tedious and requires extra people if you want to do it with anything approaching speed anyways.
It's no more tedious than pacific standard, maybe even less considering there's actual variables in how it can go rather than enter bank > get money > cheese to exit > repeat.
And it does not require 3 people at all.
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>>147943286
also once you start heists do them all in order! as in do every set up in order and don't go and do PS with a friend if you've only done the kuruma heist. If you do them all in order you get an extra million. So the last hesit pays around 1.5 to 2 million because you also get an extra 100k for doing every heist for the first time

protip buy the garage near where you hide the bikes and make sure there's an armored kuruma in there. All of you get into that instead of the bikes. You can do Pacific Standard without losing any money
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>>147943836
Hell, if he hasn't started yet he should go for the loyalty bonus while he's at it. Might take a while longer to finish but that million is a nice boost of cash at the start
>>
>>147943525
I didnt tell anyone how i did mine
>you will never be as qt as qt
>>
>>147943836
I just looked up what you meant. Wow, that sounds busted, thanks!

>>147943607
Do you atleast get decent exp from it? It seems like a waste of time.
>>147943458
Awesome! Thanks for the advice, everyone.
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>>147944328
>qt
>yet stays in his house shitposting and playing gta all cause he looks like a freak
Sure faggot.
>>
>>147939394
It's too small, the wheelbase is so short that the tire setup is like a square = horrible for driving.
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>>147944562
it's just a game bro. calm down
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>>147944437
the RP is good enough, but as a minion of a ceo, don't expect big bucks, at best you'll get 10k per payday tick, enough to pay for ammo and armour expenses I guess.
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>Everyone's going on about "Best ways to make money"
>Here bes me sitting on my mountain of dollah - >>147907103

So when's this update again? :^D
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>>147944987
>he buys armor
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>>147945138
>>147907103 ey
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>>147945250
he likes being dropped by smg's pistols, assault shotguns, and OHK'd by heavy snipers
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>>147945250
eh, it'll stop a single 9mm at super heavy, worth it for heists sometimes.
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>>147945250
I'm sorry I didn't know it was easy to not get shot in this game

What is there some dodge build I should know about or something? I figured all the cool kids were using Maniac these days.
>>
>>147945459
>He didn't get better by playing with no armor and half health
>>
>>147945459
body armor is fucking useless. Git gud, scrub
>>
>last night
>got two IRL friends to get GTAV
>Playing online
>Spawn my Turret Limo that I never used
>Driving around for an hour, friend fucking destroying both cops and players

I had to munch on snacks every so often, but it seems like my friend on the turret never got targeted by AI

Either way, why dont griefers do this? It was a ton of fun.

Also
>My character is semi-Punkish
>Both my friends made their characters Punk as fuck
>Driving around in a beatup limo listening to the Punk station

It was fucking great
>>
>>147945603
you take cover and are a little careful? I can easily do any heist/setup/mission without body armor on free aim. It's easy as balls. You health regens halfway all the time so that helps. Just eat $2 snacks if you need to refill. Body armor is just a waste of money and used by the same people who drive armored kurumas
>>
Anyone else unable to access the SecuroServ network? I wanted to do some cheeky VIP work in this lobby but after driving all around the map I couldn't get in the menu, finally managed to become a VIP through the PC in my office but I still can't fucking access the interaction menu section.
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>>147945837
>why dont griefers do this? It was a ton of fun.

The jet exists.
You also become a slow moving forehead on the gunner seat.
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>>147945641
>>147945642
>le git gud maymay
Excellent, nice to see that even when you think this place can't get any worse it manages to lower the bar once again.
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>>147945603
>he doesn't know you can roll and take cover

You're the retard who runs out in the middle of a gunfight with a combat mg aren't you?

You really don't need armor in the game. You don't even need to spend that much on ammo. Just headshot with the pistol
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>>147946402
>Just headshot with the pistol

>wasting frames on a shit gun class.
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>>147946235
coming from dumb shitter who buys armor

yeah, you're right. Just when you think this place can't get any worst.
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>>147946592
it's seriously one of the most op gun classes. The normal pistols absolutely slays. The .50 is an elephant killer
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>>147945902
it never ceases to amaze me how people keep coming up with inane reasons to feel superior in this game

i give it a few more months before snacks start being frowned upon too
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>>147946607
>I know you are, but what am I?
Top rebuttal, it would impress all of your 12 year old peers.
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>>147946607
Most shit that people here shit on is justified like the armored kuruma, insurgent, etc. because the people that use them are so bad at the game they can't play without them. But armor is universally helpful and is probably the most agreeably balanced things in the entire fucking game, it's just a second health bar. Jesus christ.
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>>147946817
armor has been known to be useless since it's release. Snacks have always been the better way to go

the fuck are you talking about, newfriend?
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>>147947221
Dumb frogposter
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>>147947119
it looks like a second health bar but it's nowhere near a second health bar. It's a false sense of security and most people with armor get BTFO super quick because they think they're invinsible and do some ridiculously stupid shit
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>>147947661
And how exactly do you know they're even using armor? This is not a heavy utility vest situation where you can tell when someone's using it in a heist, even visually wearing armor doesn't confirm that they're actually wearing any because you can choose to show any armor you want without actually equipping it. All I'm reading is anecdotal evidence for why armor is supposedly used by shitters.
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>>147948105
Are you blind?
There's a fucking bar for armor alongside their health when you aim at them.
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>>147944987
>10k per payday
>every 10 minutes
>every 10 minutes you should also be doing easy af headhunter to give your associates 25k more
It's not as much as I make but they make like 200k+ an hour
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>>147946402
I hate the bulletsponge AI Rockstar added. This is absolutely fucking ridiculous.
>Headshot them with the heavy sniper
>They yell and get back up and shoot at me again
This is shit
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>>147948105
>doing mission with randoms
>guy asks me to wait so he can buy ammo and armor
>runs into the eye of the storm with an assault rifle and gets fucking annihilated instantly or stay out of cover for way too long spraying and praying
>meanwhile I take cover and eat a snack or two when I'm getting low on health and don't die at all

I don't know how many times. Everybody I've talked to who is actually good at the game has always said the same thing. Armor is dumb and useless as fuck

btw you can see their health and armor when you aim at them :^)
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>>147948608
>INVISIBLE BULLETPROOF HELMET
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>>147947547
>snacks are actually good
>"HURDUR IM A RETARD FUK U FROGPOSTER DO I FIT IN"
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>>147948105
wait, wat? are you fucking retarded or...?
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>>147932041
Only the mclaren f1, LFA, and LMP1/DP car are supers
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>>147948958
>F1
>LFA
I'll buy 'em
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>>147948105
this guy
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>>147948958
We don't even know that for sure desu
I could see the LFA being sports
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>>147948608
i've no idea if it's intended or a bug but every other firefight with npcs always seems to have one guy that's immune to headshots for some reason
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>>147949178
It's not just one, anon. It's all 3 body guards. I can sit on a hill and fucking RPG them and they'll just fall over from a direct hit. I put a heavy sniper round in the head? They get up. I get a buzzard and they get hit directly by the missile? They fucking get back up. This isn't even funny. I actually use close to 60 bullets from my Special Carbine and they still sit there on the ground screaming. I wish I could be that fucking tanky.
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>Never ever

3 F U C K I N G D A Y S

What car should I make R* add next? :^)
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>>147948608
That only happens on Hard difficulty for missions and heists.
I'm pretty sure the instant fifty bullets to the head happen on only Hard as well.
I can't do any testing on normal or easy because people just want the one that gives them more money.
>>
>Account locked on Social Club
>Post an issue
>Have to sign in to see my issue
this is ebin
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>>147948417
>>147948728
>>147948778
Legit did not know that. And I've played for over 1000 hours so maybe I am retarded.
But using armor still isn't that bad.
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>>147949370
make it happen anon
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>>147949370
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>>147949370
Make them add crossdressing
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>>147949937
stop
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>>147949937
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>>147950109
Make me >:3
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Makes me
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>>147949370
I want muh Argento back!
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>>147950430
im not falling for your sissy bullshit, this is a christian imageboard

you need to leave, there's the door
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>>147949160
Except we do if you look at the screenshots and videos. They are the only cars pictured with a current super car (the 811) where as the rally cars are pictured with the massacro racecar in on given screenshot
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>>147951268
How about instead of me going through the door you put it in my backdoor ;)
>>147951934
And there's also a screenshot of the Stratos alongside the Tampa and the Quattro, your point is invalid m8.
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>>147949370
Cheetah Classic.

Vice City inspired DLC when?
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>>147946235
>I shouldn't have to get better because getting better is a meme.
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>>147952314
The new Tampa could be sports m80
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>>147948485
Don't forget to do the "point to point" challenge every ten minutes as well and let your associates take turns winning. You just set a waypoint that's far enough away from everyone and the first one to get there gets 10k. Takes absolutely 0 time in a buzzard. Doesn't share cooldown with VIP work either since it's a challenge
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>>147952638
That'd be really fucking weird but I could actually see it considering it's based on the Hoonicorn
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>>147948608
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Whats the cheapest apartment for heists? Asking for two friends.
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>>147952912
this isnt funny Rockstar
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>>147952497
None of you have actually gotten better at this game at any point, which makes "le git gud" a hilariously hypocritical statement. It's also why you have to gang up on level 5 randoms with 10 people all using RPGs, miniguns, heavy snipers, valkyries and hydras and you still get killed.
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>tfw your car gets delivered sideways
>>147952967
200k, Del Perro Heights Apt 7.
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>>147952912
Stop playing with people from China
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>>147953148
So in other words stop playing.
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>>147953053
>being this assblasted
people like you cried enough so they added the homing launcher

keep crying lolol
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>>147913251
https://comfy.moe/miwhne.webm

now post the pic
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>>147953148
I wish anon. This is shit. I'm getting matched with people who's languages my computer or game can't even comprehend so I just get fucking boxes.

Do you know some mystical god damn secret to get people in my region to play with me or am I fucked and doomed to resign myself to playing alone?
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>>147953350
The game tends to put you in your friends' lobbies, add people from your region and pray they didn't end up in a russian/chink lobby themselves.
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finally a fast tampa
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>>147952367
second this as well as pic related
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>>147953641
>fire up GTAO
>a billion GTAG friends online, one non-GTAG friend online
>get matched with the non-GTAG guy
Every fucking time.
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>>147949370
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>>147952367
>>147953890
Thirding this. Think of all the Shark Cards, J*.
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OKAY

so I just bought my first office for 800k, first warehouse for 250k and Savage for 900k. I've only got 1mil left so I need to grind for Tuesday. Now what's the most efficient way to make money solo? crate, headhunter, crate, headhunter and etc?

also, why does my savage not spawn on my roof when I call pegasus?
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>>147954342
have only played a little bit of that DLC but Headhunter was less annoying/boring to play
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>>147954342
headhunter gives a lot of cash without the headache or boring drive 10 miles away

just summon a buzzard and you're fine
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>>147955092
I bought a Savage since it's on sale. I can ask my employee to spawn it on the roof but it's 4k. Is it 4k every time?
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>>147955392
I guess so. Spawning it via Pegasus and just flying over in a buzzard will save you 3800.
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>>147955556
except I don't have a buzzard
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>>147955392
Yes
If you bought a buzzard instead you could spawn it infinitely for free from the interaction menu
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>>147955636
Anon quit being fucking stupid, go into your god damn Z menu and go into your CEO menu and spawn the buzzard for fucking free
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>>147955817
It's only free if you own it ya dingaling.
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>>147953325
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>Offices on sale
>"HAHA ANON IT'S ALL FUCKING WEEK UNTIL THE 11th!!!"
>I spent 1 mil on my office on the 7th
>Spent 900k on my medium warehouse
Eat my cock rockstar
>>
xth for rpg range increase to match welfare when

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468044146802.webm
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>>147955817
I don't own a buzzard. I thought you could do the same with a savage.


well that was a million dollars wasted
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>>147952791
It would be wierd but I wouldn't be surprised desu. Look at the moonbeam or the blista compact. It wouldn't be the first misplaced vehicle
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>>147956105
You are willingly being retarded. I do not own the Buzzard.
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>>147952912
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>>147956879
I legit didn't know that. I assumed it was free because I owned one all this time.
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>>147956702
>>147956879
>Waah I wasted a million dollars
You could just summon it for 200 and DRIVE to it anon, it's not like the first office, which you bought, is 500 miles away from the fucking heliport.

You have to be an underage b&
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>>147956909
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>>147957243
it's basically just faster to hop on my bike and get to the crate if I have to go to the helipad everytime.

>>147956879
I don't know what to tell you. It's 25k for me. Not free
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>>147956909
>>147957343
why are you recycling old meme webms that everyone has already seen
>>
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>>147957509
Then why are you complaining? Holy fuck. Just use the savage to kill one or two fucking people on the ground before they use the homing launcher. That's literally all air vehicles.
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>>147954342
>Savage for 900k
Anon, how?
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>>147957774
holy shit how dense are you? I thought the savage could be spawned on the roof of your office so you could take off in it, arrive in it then take off in it again. You can't. That's it I'm just pissed I spent a million bucks to learn that. It's not really worth going to the helipad at the marina every single time. I thought it would save me time but obviously it won't
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>>147958503
There's a sale
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>>147958503
it's on sale right now for 900k on the warstock site
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can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that we aren't on reddit
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>>147958747
Sounds like Blater
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>>147958747
Probably a 12 year old that got kicked from a session
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>>147959439
Confirmed for an edgy kid shitter
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>>147958965
No, I complain all the time about the way people play that I do not approve of. Just because I am a shitter doesn't mean I don't have my own standards.
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>>147958713
>>147958659
Not for me
>>
I've recently bought a new Xbone controller, and I've been getting some input lag with it I think. I don't think I've been getting it with the keyboard, and I can't tell if it's because of the update or the controller.
What could be the cause?
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>>147960292
>>147959906
>>147959439
>>147958747
We get it, you're from reddit. Go the fuck back, nobody wants you here.
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>>147960749
why do you dislike fun
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>>147958563
>It's not worth going to the marina
If you land it on your office, it respawns every time you go to the roof.
>Calling me dense
>Buying something without research
>Your problem is so minimal, you're just bitching about a 1 minute drive every session
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>>147960001
It is for me too (but I already own it)
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>>147960843
No, I landed it on my roof and it was gone when I came back out.

I never said buying it without looking into it wasn't dumb

it's more than 1 minute. The missions where you have to pick up a van or something then you have to go back and get the savage over and over. I could have just gotten a free maverick there instead. Whatever, I guess. I'll just shit on other people delivering crates now
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>>147961243
The fuck am I supposed to be looking at?
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>>147961123
>975k
shit i only need 200k more
i'm poor
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>>147961690
A hole in the world, look at the rock to the left of my legs, you can see nip and joa through it.
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>>147962040
What's so special about that?
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>>147962121
Nothing, just found yet another.
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>>147962040
Probably because it's a hole formed by the two rocks
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>>147961910
iktf

it's def worth it though at a million dollars off
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>>147961402
Just do what I do - Order a chopper to fuck up the spongy AI on Headhunter and just drive over to where your crates are - remember to stock up on homing shitter rockets to shoot down any potential helicopters that spawn with your crates.
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>>147962648
yeah that's what I'm gonna do. I just seen it was on sale and jumped on it. Kind of dissapointed because I basically wasted a million but it's my own fault
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>>147962310
No, you can move the camera around and see it's just missing.
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>>147961123
Any point in buying it, when I already have the buzzard?
Just looks like a beefier attack helicopter.
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>>147963186
no. It just shoots faster and it's alot more fragile
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>>147963186
its good for contact missions.

but who plays those.
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>>147963186
has te gun from a hydra and infinite firing missiles without pause like buzzarrd

its pve air to ground is insane
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>>147963368
>>147963383
K, I'll probably pass on it then & just save for the new dlc.
>>147963439
Didn't read cause you're a faggot
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>enter selfie mode and make my character do the injured facial expression
>bob the camera up and down
>actually pop a boner
What the fuck is wrong with me
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>>147964054
thanks for the tip
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so how much do you guys have for the update?

>tfw only 1.2mil
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>>147964513
>mfw only four fiddy kay
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>>147964674
>>147964674

23 mil
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>>147964513
>tfw even less than i have irl
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>>147964513
Around 12 million, probably 15 by tuesday.
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>>147964513
13 mil
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>>147964513
$17M, ~$22M depending on whether I decide to play again before Tuesday
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>>147966371
And what's wrong with that?
>>
How should I grind for a bunch of money before Tuesday?

I am at 1,000,000.

I got a small warehouse at least, but what optimal grinding should i do?
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>>147967726
I'm in the exact same boat

do a crate, do headhunter, do a crate, do headhunter and so on is what I'm gonna try tonight. It might be better to grind Pacific Standard though, I don't know
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>mfw gtag is having fun without me right fucking now
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>>147968812
who is this sperm wyrm ?
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>>147968812
Gess pls
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>>147964513
>770k
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>>147967301
>whats wrong with that
being a pedophile is a mental disease

also im not a paedophile, this is a shit rumour, but heres my reply

desu my favourite pornstar is alison tyler so that is proof that im not a paedophile because shes literally like 6 foot something
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>>147968886
THREE FUCKING DAYS
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>>147964513
1.5m

Lets stop crying about how poor we are and get some pakistans rolling.

add me SC: ShamDZ
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>>147969279
>mfw fun in three days
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>>147968812
>>147969279
Who's this qt
>>
>>147969474
hey, nice haircut!
>>
Who here /gonnausesingleplayermenustotryoutthenewvehiclesaftertheupdate/?
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>>147969273
So thats a yes then, because you have to be hands down one of the most mentally ill people ive ever came across.
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>>147970549
>so thats a yes then
no, it isnt, its a no
im not attracted to children, pretty much the opposite

i like thicc tall women, and children can't be such
stop projecting desu
>>
>Grinding PacStan
>It's taking a while for player to get to the bikes
>Wondering why
>He brought the Kuruma straight to the bank
>Bypass the bikes all together. No need for suicide

Neat
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>>147954342
cashing out is objectively the best VIP challenge, since it pays up to a total of 45k for 1st place.
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>>147971386
Can I do VIP challenges alone :^)
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>>147971584
No, but you can find a random guy to just join your org.
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>>147969273
>googling tall pornstars is evidence you aren't a pedo.
Hold up, this changes the way that the justice system works and everything!
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>>147971386
But it takes ten minutes to go through and only one person gets it. Point to point takes less than a minute and pays 10k to the winner, plus you can do it on the way to your office
>>
>session with bunch of /gtag/s is fucking up all day
>frequent everyone left memes
>hard to get back into
>spend 20 minutes trying to get back in
>finally get in
>go to continue crate missions
>Join a public session to access the SecuroServ network.
>FML
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>>147973164
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Dinka Jester | Candy Apple
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>>147974163
ugly as fuck
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>>147974163
>those ps2 graphics
>Non metallic, calls it "candy apple" even though it's just bland ass red
Kys my mang
Kys
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>>147974163
is it submersible when you put all those gills and fins on it?
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>>147974384
>>147974657
>>147974734
Better?
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>>147972286
>But it takes ten minutes to go through and only one person gets it

It can all be shared.
>>
>want to play GTA and get loads of mons for the new update
>Want a F1 and an LFA
>Wanted to buy some of the shit on warstock that's on sale but not on sale at the same time
>None of my friends are playing and I'm just running cargo solo
what do i do
>>
hey, me and my buddy are on psn looking for some other losers to get on a bus and create the ultimate death bus on some garbage servers. We need 14 of you. Add me on pan bois @ gnarshfler <3
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>>147971950
>implying i googled
fuck off, retard
i've jerked off to alison tyler multiple times
shes a fucking bombshell
you probably like piper perri you trashman
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>>147977682
what are these cringy pictures you keep fucking posting
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>>147977195
That's the deal. It's a long con. That's the best part of crates; you can do them whenever, on your own time. Do two crates at a time (or three if you own a large warehouse) and sell 3-4 times before sunrise.
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>>147979745
How long should it take me to fill a medium warehouse with Headhunter every time in between?
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VIP work bugged in every lobby for anyone else?
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>>147981764
nope
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>>147981751
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>>147981348
That sounds like three hours at least, but that's not so bad if you're doing three crates each time. Just hope the RNG god has mercy on you.
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>>147982206
How many sale's trucks does a medium warehouse have? 3?
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>>147977765
poor MS paint edits
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This is what i get for owning a kuru.

Thanks J*
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>>147982467
Large warehouses usually make you use 3 for a full sale and small warehouses 1, so a medium would be 2. If it is three, you should still be able to deliver it all in time. Just make sure your session is empty before you do it, anon.
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>>147982467
it's 3.
>>147983015
small warehouses use 2 for a full sale.

t. poor CEO working his way up
>>
>>147983285
Have you done 3 solo?
>>
>>147983285
Sorry, I was thinking of some special items that I sold earlier.
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>>147982815
You have been blessed by the God of Sikk Flipz. Mash that gas pedal.
>>
>>147983324
no, only two solo, but the trucks have varying degrees of annoying. Sometimes you only need to deliver the entire truck, which is very easy solo. But sometimes you need to make 10-15 deliveries per truck.
>>
add me back into the crew plz

JazzyPantsu
>>
>>147983578
In any case, you have more than enough time so long as you aren't fighting any randoms on the way to/from. You get abut 30 minutes to sell everything.

You can also get the boat or the titan when you empty a large warehouse, which feels slow but ensures you make a single trip.
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>>147984030
Gotcha
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pls add me into the cre

R2DINDU
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I'm unfamiliar with Further Adventures in Finance and Felony

I've got around $4m ingame. What's the best way to earn more with this patch?
I'm not sure how these new mechanics work.

You're meant to buy an office and a warehouse, and do certain kinds of missions involving contraband, right?

Or is the new patch just convoluted grindy nonsense that I shouldn't bother to take too seriously, and instead just obtain money from random hackers where I can?
What's the recommended plan of action here?
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>>147961243
Not gonna lie man, I don't know whether or not to like you. Sometimes I think you're a faggot, and sometimes I think you can actually be alright.
>>
>>147964513
Over 500mil
>>
>>147985145
>IGN
Gotcha
Just a warning you're gonna get purged the next time we need to reduce members.
>>
>>147985289
What do you hate and what do you like? Weigh the pros and cons.
>>
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https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/community/posts/211478068-Just-a-cheater-bypassing-your-new-system-and-taunting-you-about-it-

/gtag/, upvote this post on Rockstar support to make sure the cunts actually see it and do something this tine.

https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/community/posts/211478068-Just-a-cheater-bypassing-your-new-system-and-taunting-you-about-it-
>>
>>147987615
Nah
>>
>>147987615
>being this butthurt over someone cheating in a shit video game

the autism is real.
>>
>>147987615
You guys know he's just going to buy another account, right? Just vote him out when you see him.
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>>147987980
He uses Forceâ„¢, $15 USD per month.

>>147988006
Then there goes more money along with his $15 a month. Good.
>>
>>147988092
and I care why?

I think you should take a break from gta my dude.
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>>147987615
>baww ban this random using a menu and ignore gtag all using one
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>>147988295
That's right. Who the fuck do you think we are?
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>>147987615
>mfw rora actually did it
>instead of the gtag faggot who was going hysterical about it
cmon lad.

I vote kicked him when most of us did, but getting this buttmad is just silly.
>>
I stopped playing because the online was simple and had nothing to it, now I've come back and it's overly complicated and too hands-on in terms of Rockstar's weird meddling and rule-setting. It doesn't remotely feel like a real, natural world. It's the total opposite.

Was there every a time where the online was good? A halfway point between empty and creepy?
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>>147988482
Aurora was the one being frozen by the kid.
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>>147988662
>>147988482
I made the ticket on someone elses behalf.
Feel free to send the hate my way though
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>>147988662
Maybe so, but Aurora wasn't losing their shit like the other one. I'd name them but I can't exactly recall who it was now and i don't want to shame the wrong person.
>>
>>147987615
done
>>
Are you able to sell expensive cars you own?
If you can, what percentage do you get back on the sale?
>>
>>147988984
>shame someone for shit talking a skiddy that was bragging about paying $15 a month for Force

"shameful"
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>>147989205
60%
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>>147989205
Roughly half the purchase value.
How long have you been playing this game?
>>
>>147989250
I guess that's not too bad.
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>>147988364
A crew of skids who cry to their mommy and daddy rockstar games when their menu doesn't work, but someone else does.

Fucking pathetic really.

I hate cheaters, and I'm a hypocrite right?
>>
>>147989226
no it was after the hacker was gone. The person was losing their mind in chat. Embarrassing from a fellow gtag.
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>>147989359
No, we are hypocrites and we know this, and we don't care. What did you think my post with chad daddy was implying?
>>
>>147989292
I played a fair bit a year or two ago, stopped, and I'm thinking of starting again.
It's hard to tell what's a basic feature and what's not, considering Rockstar's new counter-intuitive, weirdly controlling, borderline autistic, nofunallowed approach to game dev.

I'm not the only one who gets that sensation from GTA online, right?

It just feels mildly Orwellian somehow. It's like they punish fun or freedom and vehemently want you to follow their badly designed and incredibly rigid mindset of how their game should be played.
>>
>>147988984
>>147989409
Sup buzzin
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>>147986925
Well, you seem like a cool enough dude to play vidya with for the most part from the little I've played with you. Level-headed most of the time and shit.

But at the same time, you're a sore loser sometimes and you play into this bullshit with these dorks pretending to be chicks and shit. Like, why? What's the point? I can understand if the point is just to make people assblasted though, cause I like doing that too. But I guess since I just don't know since I haven't known you much at all, I gotta ask, my dude.

Anyway, I'm just some nignog on the internet so at the end of the day, do you. :^)
>>
>>147989863
hey autism
>>
>>147985289
All that because of some picture of a hole? But I guess you're right. Only faggots contribute pictures on imageboards.
>>
>>147990118
Hey man, all I was doing was making fun of him for paying $15 a month, I wasn't even serious about reporting him until I seen past reports and his taunts, now it's just funny to consolidate those reports and mass vote it up and see if anything actually comes from it. Not like I expect anything to happen.
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The fuck do I do here?
All three characters, no more missions left on the map.
I didn't beat the game, either.
Is this a bug or something?
>>
>>147990658
i'm not the one who brought up mocking him. Have at it. I'm talking about after he left, and autism was losing his shit about someone else making a support ticket, having everyone upvote it to get it noticed faster, etc. I mean, the guy was gone but he was still living rent free in a fellow gtag's head. Just so cringe worthy.
>>
>>147990741
>No more missions left on the map
>Lester Assassination mission still on the map
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>>147991028
That doesn't actually progress the storyline though, does it?
>>
>>147991048
wew lad
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>>147991048
Yes it does
>>
>>147990912
Because it's annoying to run into these people
Doing this """MAYBE""" has a chance of getting him banned
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>>147991129
>>147991095
Oh fuck, I'm retarded.
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>>147991048
The first one does.
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>>147990912
see
>>147989917

I just sperg out and talk a lot of shit to people in the game, don't actually take what I am saying too seriously. It's not something I let keep me up at night, I run into these people every day.
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>>147988638
It's probably the best it's ever been right now, anon. Cheaters are scarce, vehicle/weapon customization is near its peak, and there's even a way to make heist money solo now.
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>>147991163
>>
>>147990368
No, because of everything I've seen so far. I actually don't know why I replied to that one tbqh. It was probably just the first one I saw.
>>
>>147988638
events were a step in the right direction, VIP even more so. CEO is a good way to earn money but they just moved the grind to freemode.

There should be more non-combative events in freemode.
>>
>>147991303
>heist money
>solo
is this CEO because i have no fun without friends :(

I usually fill my warehouse up with 6 crates every 8 hours a day and then just play tomorrow hoping my friends want to play it tomorrow
>>
>>147992738
join gtag then, scrub. we're constantly online.
>>
>>147993583
will you bully me
>>
>>147993615
it's a pretty friendly crew desu. They're arguably the most protective crew in gtao. They bully the fuck out of those who shit on even the most literally whos.
>>
>>147993615
Crew killing is frowned upon, and gtag will swarm like bees if you are killed. It's a safe space.
>>
>>147993615
People bully the shit out of each other in the thread, but people will go out of their way to help crew in the game.
>>
>>147993793
>>147993941
>>147993994
thanks guys
>>
>>147994090
I'll be your friend.
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>>147994142
t-thanks anon
>>
>>147993793
>>147993941
>>147993994
>>147994142

I'm SpessmanCraig I just applied to join the crew
>>
>>147994743
Fuck, I applied for the PC crew
>>
>>147994743
Gotcha
>>147993615
Yes
>>
>>147994851
So you on ps4?
>>
what aiming mode do you guys use i can't find a single session with you guys in it
>>
>>147996692
default
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>>147914893
>>
>>147996692
The right one
>>
>raises another man's kids
>but not a cuck
explain
>>
>>147996692
free-aim
easier to do drive-by without getting shot to death
>>
>>147998818
A child without both parental figures in his life can be a terrible thing, and there's nothing wrong with acknowledging that. It is he who refers to that child as his "wife's son" who deserves to be reprimanded.
>>
>>147999073
>confirmed cuck
sorry, /gtag/bro.
>>
>join crew
>excited to do shit with crew
>join a session
>do a headhunter
>buy a shipment
>there's no shipment
>try again
>no shipment
>get off
that's about all i want to play
>>
>>147999751
Can't do shipments while VIP missions are going on. VIP missions are the ultimate cockblock to people looking to do crates.

i love toggling VIP missions i have no intention of doing just to make people who don't know this waste money buying crates, or just to stop them from being able to.
>>
>>147999216
There's a difference between willfully raising another person's child in order to give it a family and letting yourself get roped into it, anon. Context is everything. You wouldn't call someone a cuck if they were sterile and decided to adopt because of it, would you?
>>
>>147999943
yeah this isn't true. You're an idiot. It's simply that gtao is a poorly made game and bugs out frequently. I solo run crates almost constantly in gtag heavy servers and theres almost always a vip event going on.
>>147999751
I can usually fix this by leaving the session and rejoining it.
>>
>>148000497
>yeah this isn't true. You're an idiot. It's simply that gtao is a poorly made game and bugs out frequently. I solo run crates almost constantly in gtag heavy servers and theres almost always a vip event going on.
Confirmed as too poor to even afford CEO status
>>
>>148000015
Yes

>>148000000
>>
>>148000497
it's over anon i dont want to fill my warehouse up anymore tonight

i'll do it anyway and then be sad in bed
>>
>>148000607
>confirmed retard
Holy shit the night crew of gtag is bad
>>
>>148000871
>>148000497
>>147999943 is right, you can't buy crates when there are active VIP missions going on. It'll say the crates have been bought, it'll even take your money, but it wont actually start the mission. I've probably lost close to 300k trying to buy crates while VIP missions were going on due to this stupid glitch.
>>
>>147989514
An exceeding number of your members are on the future ban list.

Your days are numbered gtag. Enjoy the time you have left.
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>>148001160
>>
Does anyone still play this game?

Why?
>>
>>148003120
Yes

I don't know
>>
this game needs a forklift so i can train for work.
>>
>>148003120
Yes

only to KILL
>>
>>148003736
It has one, but it sucks because it can't actually lift anything reliably.
>>
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>>148003120
Yes

The singleplayer is probably the best game I've played so far this decade and the Online is a nice little addition.
>>
>>148001072
Nah, I've been cratecucked even on "solo" sessions. Nothing to do with VIP Jobs, a lot more to do with Cuckstar's incompetence.
>>
>>148003970
>gtav
>best game in a decade
i guess when ure a pcuck with no games even a shit game like gtav seems good
>>
>>148004495
Doesn't change the fact that you can't do crates when VIP missions are going on though.
>>
>>148004516
>"next gen" consoles
>games
top kek
>>
>>148004596
Except its not a fact since it isn't true.
>>
>>148004670
That's be true, if you weren't wrong.
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>update in 2 days
>only have 300k
>>
>>148001072
>>148004495
>>148004596
>>148004670
>>148004872
Yo! Hold up! Time out! TIME OUT! Y'all take a chill! Ya need to cool that shit out! And that's the double truth, Ruth!
>>
>>148004994
>update in 2 days
>Only have 70k
>wasted 36k on warehouse shit
>Cant find an empty public session so my money doesn't glitch
suffering
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>>148004516
Yakuza 0 isn't out in burgerland yet so until it is.
And hopefully it's as good as it looked for the Jap release.
>>148004994
>Implying you need money to enjoy the new content
>Implying anyone here plays out of freeroam
Races usually let you use the vehicles that come with the update day 1 and the update is centered around stunt races.
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>>148005385
>implying i don't want to win races
there are a ton of straightaways in this update, didn't you see them
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>>148004994
>trying to steal that meme
>>
>>148005762
>Customs off
The only proper way to race in GTA
>But muh custom souper car
Go race in super classes
>>
>>148004651
>pc
>having original, functional games that arent shitty mobas and tf2 ripoffs since like 2001
TOP
K
E
K
T
U
S
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>>147914893
>>
>>148007312
>consoles
>having games since the 90's
I don't think there are enough kek, lol, lel, etc reaction images on the internet to convey how hard this made me laugh.
>>
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have you gotten a new outfit lately /gtag/ ?
>>
>>147991303
>make heist solo
how do you play heist solo??
>>
>>148008273
No, fuck off landwhale coalburner.
>>
>>148008273
no, fuck off
>>
>>148008381
He said heist money, aka the CEO update
It pays as well as heists but it can all be done on your own.
>>
>>148008639
>It pays as well as heists but it can all be done on your own.
Assuming nothing goes wrong, and this is cuckstar servers we're talking about, so there's a great chance that it will.
>>
>>148009062
Literally what are you on about
I've been doing CEO shit since day 1 and the servers have never been an issue
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rockstar making a vice city remake
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>>148010151
>I've been doing CEO shit since day 1 and the servers have never been an issue
Why would you lie on the internet anon?
>>
I love you gtag.
>>
>>148010619
Maybe you just have really bad internet
>>148010464
Isn't Mafia 3 set in New Orleans not Miami
>>
>>148010952
Love you too, broof.
>>
>>148011108
I'm not broof.
>>
>>148011167
(You) are now, broof.
>>
>can't post images
NEW THREAD WHEN?
>>
*Makes thread*
>>
new
>>148011929
>>148011929
>>148011929
>>
>>148008189
>Consoles got gta5 in 2013
>Pc got gta5 in 2015
Say whatever you want pcuck
>>
>>147964513
I have around 19.5 billion or so.
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