/srg/ - speedrunning general - rip speedrunning edition

>138 memes late

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reminder to stay hydrated

>138 posts late

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GOD DAMN TRANNIES?!

Remove Weeabean.

glitchless*

*except for the glitches that are in the run

Edomeme just had to get one last screech in before she left

>>147884572
gdq events are quite literally a safe space

>this autistic bitch screaming

please get her off the donation mic

SHE'S GONE

>>147884576
Need crotch pics

The TAS block looks hard to fuck up this time around.
Do you think it will be good this year?

GOOD RIDDANCE

Why's Cosmo not there?

That Pikmin shirt would actually make a nice poster.

so many literal nobodies

what a great start

>$20k in 6 hours
>then $60k in 2 hours
Anonymous sure is generous!

>>147884809
Cosmo is dead m8

>>147884521
what is a fat black drag queen doing at SGDQ?

>4 hours
>speedrun
god damn it, this is the fucking garbage I wake up to. Every fucking year we have a fucking 3+ hour zelda game shitting up the marathon. WHY. WHY WHY WHY. Why not have more good games that are fast?
>deliberately fucking going slower
GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS FUCKING STUPID.

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simply eric

Cosmo not running this is so wrong

>glitchless any%
>over 3 hours
welcome to games done at a decent pace 2016

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>3:45:00

so when is zfg's run? surely they got the best oot speedrunner for this speedrun event.

Is this run any good?
It's almost 4 hours so I have my doubts.

Why isn't Narcissa running this? She's so good.

Glad to see in they brought the real Cosmo.

>blatant fake donations
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donor/21538/sgdq2016?comments

Isn't OoT 100% like a 4 hour run?
Why are we watching any%

>>147885023
it does glitch runs doesn't it?

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>de awkward pie stance

torje is my waifu

>>147885118
holy shit the dong on the guy 2nd from right

>>147885118
Is pie getting swole? He looks big here

>glitch""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""less"""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>147885023
Cosmo is running in Twitch chat.

>arbitrary decisions on what is and what isn't a glitch
simply ebin

>people being butthurt over how other people play video games

Mercy kill this shit

>not doing the 18min run
why

>>147885185
If by swole you mean fat, then yes

>>147885118
Hiding a stream big boner

>de choke

>>147885263
All the categories are arbitrary

>>147885185
chikin legs

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>de tits

>>147885415
Holy shit, that gyno

>>147885459
Looks like he's just skinnyfat, not actual gyno to me

>4h run
>speedrun

>>147885415
i want to touch

>Glitchless
>using power crouch stab glitch

>Glitchless

>>147885351
Because its shit and everyone has seen it. This is new.

>>147885415
>ywn squeeze them

What ever happened to peaches?

a n o n y m o u s

>(hipsterd0g) @NarcissaWright, EleGiggle fukin degenerate

>>147884898
>4hours
>not a speedrun
You dense fucking idiot obviously dont know the definition of "speed run". If a game takes 10000 hours on a casual playthrough, but you beat it in 100 hours, wouldnt you consider that "fast"?

>quite a few anonymous donations here
I wonder why that could be?

all these ""anonymous"" donations suddenly

>>147885621
typing of the dead run later

just rename it "non game breaking any%"

>2 anonymous 4 digit donations back to back
could at least try to hide the padding, gqd.
xD

how boring is this 3 hour run

>>147885621
?
hes on the schedule

>>147885603
in what world is a glitchless playthrough of OOT new

>>147885692
no hard tricks cuz im bad %

How did this "anonymous donations are donations from GDQ itself" meme get started? Maybe some people just don't want their name read out loud to thousands of people?

What are some games with more arbitrary categories than OoT

>>147885364
>>147885184
i would cover my dick in embarrassment with that freakin monster hanging out over there too

WHO'S HYPE FOR A FOUR HOUR SPEED RUN?

>metronome
we TAS now

>>147885769
>their names
>oh hey everyone knows JoeBob4452

why is every speedrunner autistic?

>>147884536
it was really cool seeing this

i like these weird, "bad" games that a lot of people wouldn't think to speedrun, or wouldn't think are worth the effort

>>147885769
Because it's always really generic donation messages and always 1k+

I'm not sure what the correct term for it in a donation drive but with auctions it's called shill bidding.

>>147885769
I actually donate as "anonymous".

4h of choke and this has never happen before

>>147885884
autistic people focus on one thing to get really good at and speedruning games involves sinking several hours into a single thing

"""""""GLITCHLESS"""""""

>>147885552
a literal whore

Ok, that was pretty neat.

>>147886006
>You are permanently banned from talking in gamesdonequick.

>glitchless

>>147885769
They always congratulate the staff or encourage people to donate more.

>>147886006
>he keeps spamming HeyGuys

He's literally swimming in the ego of a man who died.

>>147885351
/v/reddit migrant detected
>>147885553
in order to ban pcs you have to also ban crouch stabs which is not a glitch
>>147885752
since the rule changes last year to allow the damage boost in jabu which skips the miniboss, and now savewarping is allowed, which isn't considered a glitch by anyone

>>147886006
What did you do?

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>that owl

HE HAS A NAME YOU FUCKING GLITCH MEMER

stop bullying Kaepora Gaebora

I don't get this category

>40k for this

Tired of these weebs gimping themselves and making runs hours on end

I wasn't aware half of /srg/ doesn't know what the definition of a glitch is.

STOP BEING EDOBEAN YOU FUCKING HARPY

>4 hours

why

>>147886347
the runner looks like PieLieDie

>tfw get back from a friend's house
>forgot I still had SGDQ on
>hear HEY LISTEN from my headphones
>Edobean was talking afterwards
Did I just miss out on something painful?

>>147886464
Half of "/srg/" are ignorant faggots from /v/ at the moment.

>>147886347
nice couch groupies

>>147886392
The 40 grand wasn't for OoT Glitchless. It was for a glitch exhibition AFTER this run. Do you even pay attention?

>>147886464
I wasnt aware half of /srg/ doesnt know what the definition of a speedrun is.

>>147886479
>>147884980
>>147884972
>>147884898
/v/ please fuck off.

>>147886490
Based deetwogee.

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>>147886006

>>147886635
rello heddit

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>>147886347
Blue eyed demon standing in the crowd

>>147886512
You realize that srg off-marathon is one faggot posting about squid and headcrab all day and night right? With a little bit of the regular vc bait peppered in. Oh right, don't forget when nkr wakes up and starts reposting shit from pol.

>>147886716
yeah and it's great

>>147885118
Why is there one guy with a semi and two other people hiding their boners? What the fuck were they up to?

>>147886635
saying time estimate makes you /v/

>>147886671
the fuck am I looking for

>>147886809
Just felt like posting it.

>>147886635
speedruns have to be less than 1 hour or it's not really speed

>>147885415
how does he have the body of an average guy but the manboobs of an obese person?

Define a glitchless run of this game

Too much grey area

>>147886887
Only some glitches.

>>147886887
I wonder if it includes hidden hookshot spots.

>>147886831
>less than 1 hour or it's not fast
just get out

>>147886887
I'm guessing glitches that completely skip entire levels are not allowed, but movement/just talking skips are allowed.

>>147884756
is this a grill or boy

>>147887049
it's a soda

>cucked is a banned word in the chat

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>skillless 100%

where's muh nigga ZFG?

>>147886887
too long to post. these are the actual rules

http://pastebin.com/jci6d303

>>147887049
don't get caught up in silly things like that, instead ask yourself more important questions like would or wouldn't smash

>>147886887
they should just call it no major glitches

calling it "glitchless" when you do them every 10 minutes is fucking dumb

>glitchless*
>*escxept for that one ;)
>*and that one XD

>>147887282
>Banned:
>skipping cutscenes (using death, etc.)
The fuck?

>>147887009
>long runs are exciting, i cut my run from 6 hours to 4 hours
autism confirmed

>abusing death to skip cutscene not allowed
>abusing room transition to skip cutscene is totally okay
Absolutely retarded

>>147887263
>Since there is such a gray area in defining what is or is not a "glitch" in this game, a group of OoT players voted

Yeah no, this is autists crying hard enough that they added a grey area that never existed.

I'd bet anything it's because they didn't want to play the game properly but didn't want to do the dumb 20 minute glitch run

>>147885415
What the fuck? Is this person transitioning?

>>147886679
>>147886808
Fucking faggots read
>>147886831
and tell me Im wrong.

>3 hours and 45 fucking minutes
>"speedrun"

>>147887282
but megaflips, superslides, isg are not major glitches.
>>147887468
>I'd bet anything it's because they didn't want to play the game properly but didn't want to do the dumb 20 minute glitch run
except for the other categories shorter than glitchless that complete every dungeon, you mean?

>typing cosmo now gets you a perma ban

KEK
and his emote got removed too

>>147887413
no, this run is too long

but for example dark souls 2 all bosses is about 2hours 30 minutes and seeing as it has 42 or so bosses that is fine

saying something isnt a speedrun if it isnt under 1 hour is ridiculous

>>147887536
some people just have titties m8

>>147887631
Why though?

>>147887713
Special privileges.

>>147887604
>le "glitches aren't a legitimate part of the game" meme

>>147887713
he shoveled estrogen down his throat and then asked twitch to remove it probably

>>147887713
Because dead-naming should be punishable by death

>>147887713
T H E F E A R

>>147887630
fine with me, I'd prefer forget cosmo

"narcissa" is annoying and just something to shitpost about. there's never anything new it's just LOOK AT HOW FUCKED UP COSMO IS

It's more sad than anything

my mind wanders

WinWaker

Treat Narcissa with respect and tolerance or you will be brought to justice.

It's simple. Just don't be an asshole.

Do not expect your transphobia and bigotry to be accepted in our space.

>>147887631
well you're half-right

I tested it and got banned for an hour

>>147885769
They disproportionately start appearing during the final days and donate very large amounts when they are under target

>>147887860
hold up, what does my post have to do with cosmo? his run is #5 now and hasn't run the game in 2 years. completely irrelevant

Put trigger warnings in your shitposts thanks

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>>147887631
>and his emote got removed too
truly the end of an era

>>147888030
Trannies should be locked up in mental institutions

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>>147888091

>>147888090
meant to reply to >>147887631

cosmo fading into history is the best for everyone imo

>haha you assfucked my childhood! Well played sir xP

Let it end.

>>147888030
Your space is not here tranny, back to discord you go

>>147888264
WutFace

Is there a minimal a-press run at these events?

>>147888196
oh cosmo, what did adrian do to you...

>>147888252
I will never get that meme
What part of watching a speedrun "ruins" someones childhood?

>>147888352
You think it's a game?

>>147888030
>brought to justice

Having a laugh here.

>>147887263
cheers

>>147888368
something i perceived as an ignorant child is untrue!

childhood. ruined.
simply. epic.

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>chat can't write cucco without getting banned

>>147888352
God I wish. Replace the tasbot with Pannenkoek.

>>147888108
speedrunning is a officially dead

>>147887631
>>147887713
You get an hour ban if you type WinWaker

reminder that dannyb made an epic drama pastebin about how ess adapter should be banned yet he plays on a fake emulated version of the game on a hacked wii with a pirated version of the japanese eshop game while using a controller adapter to map the input back to an n64 controller which by definition modifies the analog stick range using the same circuit design (from the same canadian guy) as the ess adapter

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>>147888030
Are you this guy

why are there so many literal whos there?

where's duke and bene?

>chanting "mweep"
time to buy some rope I guess

>>147888448
succo

>>147888665
>guy
czech your ziz privil edges

>>147888665
>2 year tranniversary
>dildo in background

>>147888665
that's a girl

>>147888638
dude speedrunning is just a silly hobby bro
haha
"world records" dont even mean shit
stop taking everything so seriously smoke some weed and chill xD

>>147888665
purge

>>147888446
They should just remove the option to include a comment with your donation.

WAIFO

>>147888665
how big is that dildo

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>speedrunning a puzzle

>>147888638
and here i am thinking mega man speedruns are autistic

>>147888030
you have to go back

Wow jumping across that gap that is larger than Link is actually able to jump is a cool feature of this video game!

Why the fuck is there so much degeneracy in the Nintendo speedrun cliques?

What is it about Nintendo speedgames that attract so many freaks?

>>147889143
CHILDHOOD RUINED

>>147889154
Did you not see the Bethesda block yesterday?

>>147889154
there is literally nothing wrong with jethro and dannyb

ANONYMOUS

>5000 anonymous donation

>>147887837
>>147887845
That shit doesn't make sense, there WAS a person named Cosmo even if you believe he no longer exists. The past is still a thing you're allowed to talk about.

>$5000 """"""anonymous""""""" """""""""""""donation"""""""" followed by another 1k """""""""""donation""""""""""""""

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>5k anon donation
>1k anon donation

They are not even trying to hide it

>$6000 anon buckos
wew

>>147889154
Loads of people played ninty games, which means a bigger pool of people who are likely to be autistic enough to speedrun games, which means a bigger pool of people who are likely to be complete degenerates.
>5000 + 1000 dollarydoo donations
at least they have deep pockets

>>147889352
Could you elaborate this community joke for me please?

>>147889323
>>147889339
>>147889341
>>147889352
>>147889371
>>147889379
>>147889381
What is this meme? Is it someone rusing them with withdrawn donations or are they themselves faking the donation to make others donate?

>>147887845
You are not welcome here

>uyama laundering money by donating to his own marathon

clever girl.

>>147889339
>>147889352
>>147889371
>>147889379
>>147889381
Why don't they just say "We have a 1000 dollar donation from CuckBoy69" or just make up a god damn name?

>>147889469
It has more to do with """anonymous""" donators being called out to make it seem like AGDQ is more profitable than it is, so that future events can generate more revenue through sponsors

DansGame

OH GOD

>NARCISSA
WE'LL NEVER HEAR THIS READER OVER ANOTHER RUN AGAIN

HAHAHA

i love TRANNIES

the sudden influx of trannies in speedrunning is NORMAL

rip chat

>>147889469

GDQ wants to reach 1million so they throw in fake donations. People see that they're getting close and donate more to push them over the threshold.

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>>147889341
>Narcissa made the runs now, retroactively

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Someone finally named it

LEL

>>147889458
>>147889469
they sell amphetamines to all the degenerate weirdos at the marathon and pump the money back through the charity

>the words "cosmo" and "WinWaker" are both autofiltered in chat

LMAO

>>147889623
These /srg/ conspiracy theories keep the scene alive

ayyy lmaoooooo narcissa

>>147889469
Marathon needs to reach $1m donations. If they have to donate to themselves, that's what they'll do.

what exactly was that cosmo donation?

>>147889652
actually that wouldn't surprise me, and more plausible than fake donations

What happened?
I was watching the already dead HassanChop meme
https://youtu.be/cqCSJyFOaaw?t=2687

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xD

How many speedrunners do you think have gout?

>>147889857
did cosmo dye his hair?

>>147889857
does that mean he's our boi then?

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>>147889857

>>147889919
Holy shit that thought has never occurred to me.

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>>147889857

>>147885673
relative to the casual completion, yes. It's still not speedy in any sense of the word though, nor is it "fast". It's a fast-ER clear of the game, but it's not fast.
You don't say, for instance, "Wow this cancer only took a year to kill me instead of 15!" It's still a fucking malignant tumor, just like these slow fucking non-runs.

>>147890023
narsissy whore moans arouse me

>>147889857
OUR FUCKIN BOI

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What will it take to get anime titty speedrun games into GDQs?

They're missing an entire audience.

xD

>>147890210
Won't happen. They're more interested in kids stealing their parent's wallets to have a chance at having their memes spewed live on air than neckbeard NEETs who wouldn't donate to a scam.

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>>147890182
>BOI

uh, transphobic much ????

>HEY!
>LISTEN!

someone please put a bullet through this announcers head

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>>147890210
Do you have any more?

>dannyb

sorry, but who? never heard of this cuck.

where's cosmo?

>>147890210
This is a family show.

Now bring out some more trannies.

>>147890394
>cosmo
Enjoy your ban from any GDQ events

>>147890408
GDQ 2016: Tranny party

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>>147890383
Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni

>>147890394
Her name is Narcissa.

>>147889919
I bet severe kyphosis gives it a run for its money.

>>147890074
Kek that chat is so fucking dead. I can't imagine the people who still watch his streams.

>>147889857
if it disgusted him, he wouldn't constantly read it

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>>147890492
>>147890210

You're not a human being cosmo. You're a he/she deluded tranny. You should be gunned down before you infect more people with your tranny ideologies.

>""""glitchless"""""

>they're not glitches, they're an intended mechanic

>>147890394
DANNY BROWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0s0XHVUGF0

>that guy in the crowd
You're not part of the show, retard.

GDQ
Gender Diversity Quotas

>cuckboys keep trying to defend the strategies in their "glitchless" run

Nice category!

>>147890770
Love this song
>>147890408
>>147890489
Think about the tranny/trap gangbangs behind the scenes

This donation is the worst thing I've ever heard.

>this donation
How can donators be even more autistic than the runners

>tfw lost my virginity at agdq2013

the speedrun community has mtf trannies but what about ftm trannies? haven't seen any of those. so much for diversity

When did they remove haHAA from chat?

She lied, that donation wasn't worth it.

>>147890923
To whom? Was it a girl or a guy?

Pixel titties Kreygasm

>>147890926
ftm trannies don't exist
they're a myth

>>147890907
Word play is autistic now?

>>147889919
>>147890054
>>147890518
Everyone knows the most prevelant speed disease is non specific wrist pain. Symptoms include dwindiling viewer base, rampant pastebin creation, twitter pitty parties and playing casual games in place of speedrunning.

>Ocarina of Time "I'm not able to do any of the hard tricks so I'm gonna arbitrarily make up a new one category that bans them %"

>>147890926
>Wanting to be a guy
Ye ok.

>>147890923
>tfw took my ex's virginity while watching spudly's spyro run

>>147890923
Icy....

>>147891025
That's pretty gay.

>>147891025
Was he cute?

>>147891012
Except he's actually good at other categories too.

>>147890926
ftM trans here.

No one white knights for dudes. I had out way easier being a woman than now.

If I was the other way around I'd have a legion of neck beards white knighting for me and my trans status.

But since I take testosterone and not estrogen I'm basically Hitler

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>>147890989
lol seriously

why would anyone ever want to be a man, especially if you're already white

if you're a white women that's at least a 7 all you have to do is wait and the world is literally at your feet, there's always gonna be some beta who'll be happy to fund your wasterful lifestyle while you slut around with no financial worry at all

>ywn a slutty white socialite milf who's sole purpose in life is pump out 2 kids, raise them badly, and waste your husband's hard earned money

>>147891151
yes

>>147891204
I've read stories about this

basically the LGBTQ community is divided with some of the really radical feminists totally opposing FTM transpeople and shaming them etc.

fucked up movement if you ask me where you can selectively discriminate on a personal level despite having 20 fucking letters in the acronym lmao

Thanks for the money, Anonymous!

I must have watched ZFG too often, because this runner seems incompetent as fuck

Icycrits.....

>>147891324
Did you come inside his bp?

how can normies be so impressed by marathon-safe speedruns?

>WATCHING ALL THESE FANTASTIC RUNS, IT'S JUST SO AMAZING! HERE'S $1000!

>>147891404
Bersonal Pest?

>>147891354
He's good and is just a few seconds behind the record, probably just marathon chokes.

Daily reminder that this was OK in the past https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blHw6C4Ax4

>>147891404
i'm a grill

>>147891551
MTF huh.

>>147885118
>de awkward all of those stances

>>147891328
It's because every ftM trans person isn't a mentally unstable faggot who can't integrate with society.

The reason you don't hear about ftM is because no one cares about men. Cis or trans. There's no legion of thirsty neck beards defending me on the internet.

Instead I'm cast out by the lgbt communities and I'm forced to live a normal non- attention whoring life

>>147891467
I love watching these games from my childhood be destroyed. Keep doind what you're doing here's $200

is this not the islam chanting version of the game

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>>147891496
>This was OK in the past
>Patched out

>>147891626
I never played this game, but thanks for destroying somebody's childhood. Have $5 and kick cancer!

what was that german loli game? under something something

>>147891467
I remember when half hour half life was the first experience some people had with speedrunning
now I imagine these events are the way that new people get into it, so the tradition is already imbedded into people

>>147891592
yeah he came in my bersonal pest

>>147891739
Undertale?

this isn't glitchless what the fuck

surely they could have decided on a better name than glitchless

>>147891608
yeah, I've noticed not even tumblr hugboxes are really accepting of FTM

they always say shit like "you're adding to the problem" and "you're not welcome here' etc.

it's like, they're totally ignorant of the mirror image they convey like that, this is the supposed intolerance they combat but they do it to themselves

hell, it's probably harder to be a woman passing as a guy, women have to deal with enough shit growing up, transition and then becoming a dude? especially if you're white? White guys are the #1 enemy in this country right now

>>147891893
It's a feature

>>147891739
Unteralterbach

How did the tranny do?
did she do well?

>>147891928
>>147891825
thanks, time to fap the reminder of this shitty ass run away

>>147891893
is just a meme, get over it

>>147891902
Supposedly the Japanese translation equates to "Bug Limited"

However, their reasoning during this run thus far is they're using intentional features in unintended ways (such as i-frames, damage boosting, etc.)

>>147891739
UNIEL?

>>147891893
Boku no Loli

>>147891893
Hurensohn,bring dich um

>>147891608
>It's because every ftM trans person isn't a mentally unstable faggot who can't integrate with society.
It's weird how true this is.
I have 3 MtF friends, and they're all NEETs who barely shower and rarely go outside.
Then my FtM friend is currently finishing school and has a great social life.

I wonder if half of MtFs are just guys who think life would be easier if they were an anime girl, and then hop between psychs until one of them recommends HRT.

>(narcissawright) ƒNƒ‰ƒVƒbƒNƒRƒ"ƒgƒ [ƒ‰.ª•K—v,Å,· B

Haha, Cosmo is hilarious! xd

Does anyone have the tweets saved of when Cosmo was contemplating killing himself because he couldn't deal with everyone's remark to his "transitioning" nonsense?

>>147892178
You should probably kill yourself

>>147891496
>tfw 1.0 gold cart non cuck version

feels good

>""""glitchless""""

>>147892178
They're clearly people searching for an answer. Thanks to modern medicine, becoming a tranny has essentially become cosmetic surgery.

>>147892283
>damaging a boss's hitbox is a glitch

>>147892315
Just knock them out, put them in VR, and they'll never know.

>>147892315
This.
They have deeper mental issues, but becoming a woman seems like an easy fix all.

>>147892283
>not knowing what does and does not constitute a glitch

>>147892359
Glitch = unintended behavior. Anything unintended is a glitch.

>>147892445
Let's just ring up the devs from 2 decades ago and ask them what they intended for.

Majority thought !== intended.

>>147892359
>>147892408
>using a dislocated hitbox to kill the boss in an unintended way isn't a glitch
try again

>>147892178
>ftm
Well obviously acquiring male privilege is going to improve your life

If they didn't call the fucking category glitchless they wouldn't have to be such fucking apologists

I think I get it.

NEETs add nothing to society and keep to themselves and are shunned.

Trannies add nothing to society and are called brave.

No wonder so many NEET runners turn tranny after realizing the pointlessness of speedrunning.

>>147891972
??????????
well did she?

>>147892538
It all makes sense now

>>147892221
What did he mean by this?

>>147892495
are you watching with the sound off? he explained it for anyone who might have brain problems.

Is using the crouchstab anytime at all a glitch?

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>>147892495
>doing anything at all that was unintentional by the devs
>must be a glitch
Are all /v/ fags this retarded, or are you just a special snowflake?

>>147892616
yeah he vented his mental gymnastics

still a glitch

try again

>conversation about trannys
>people being mean to someone who doesn't know the definition of a category

>>147892359
>attacking where the bosses hitbox is stored in an unintended manner is not a glitch

>>147890770
his pop shit is so awful

why does /v/ migrate here when they still have /v/?

>>147892682
>what is the definition of a glitch
>what is a definition
try again

>>147892682
every year there are people who discover speedrunning and end up here

>People enforcing their perspectives of what is and is not intended

The category itself isn't great, but to think you're any better is retarded.

If hypothetically everybody were to do something unintentional, is it still?
Who gives a shit about what the devs think, this is the product they shipped.

THEY'RE GETTING CALLED OUT

>>147892781
because i like to see you autists complaining

So moving through an accidental gap in the walls is still a glitch, but moving through an accidental gap in the FIRE walls was not?

>that nasal inhale from the couch while the question is being read

>>147892778
correct. you're catching on!

>people arguing instead of enjoying a run of a good game

>>147892832
Isn't there something wrong when you need to reference a list to see what's legal and what's not?

h-hey guys, it's not a glitch
all you have to do is load the rom up on emulator and find all this stuff that would be impossible on console

>>147892871
They made a list, and fire didn't make the qualifications for a glitch

>>147892941
>good game

3D Zelda games are fucking trash

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This was supposed to be the comfy thread

>>147892871
Not vetting for or against, but it seems in those instances it can be excused due to the fact the hitbox is moving and they were stupid enough to make it match the visual thus creating a legitimate gap.

>>147892981
How did this list come into being?

jesus why is there a 4 hour boring run of a shit game at prime time

>>147893082
it will be when this marathon is over.

>>147893082
i want to be comfy again

And this is why "glitchless" categories are fucking retarded.

>we
warned the normies at Kotaku who asked for speedruns to be "glitchless", but they didn't listen, they still wanted it. Well there you go, enjoy arguing forever you faggots.

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Why didn't they name it "no major glitches%" ?

>>147893028
Any zelda game is fucking trash

>>147893125
>Since there is such a gray area in defining what is or is not a "glitch" in this game, a group of OoT players voted to define a set of rules that they would all abide by. It is important that all players use the same rules, since it allows them to compare times with each other. These rules are not perfect, but they are the current standard

>>147887263

>>147893125
the guys on the couch said they (Zelda speedrunning community, probably) decided what's ok and what isn't