/owg/ - Overwatch General

first for chie is best waifu

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Playable Sven when?

what's up with all the cheating defense force lately

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I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

nnnnNNNNNDEAAATTTHHHH COMMMMMMMMEESSSSSSS

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hana song

>>147882932
Mini Reinhardt?

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>>147882802
>Battleborn

Reaper is the easiest hero in the game. Prove me wrong.

>>147882932
Sven is fukkin dead, anon.

the #1 problem with Roadhog is that Blizzard designed his combo to ALWAYS give him the first shot
why?

youve already been stunned and pulled away from your teammates into his effective range, why does he need first shot on TOP of that?

>heroes will escape if he doesnt get first shot!
so? theyre called escapes because they can reliably get heroes out of a bad situation, is being pulled by Roadhog NOT a bad situation?

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I want Mercy to do dirty German things to me.

>>147882953
tldr

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non dva players are honestly so useless, it's unbelievable

>>147883114
>German

>>147883064
winston

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EnvyUs.Taimou

>>147882953
this pasta is shit bc there is no mei wtf

>>147883114
She's not German.

>>147883114
You and the person who made that picture are fucking retarded

>>147883114
>German
LMAOOOO /pol/ RETARDS STRIKE AGAIN

god tier
>reinhardt
>soldier 76
>zarya
>mercy

good tier
>reaper
>roadhog
>lucio
>winston

average tier
>junkrat
>window
>tracer
>genji
>mccree
>pharah

needs a change tier
>dva
>symmetra
>mei
>torbjorn

fix this now please tier
>zenyatta
>bastion

meme tier
>hanzo

agree or disagree, you know i'm right

>>147883110
>so? theyre called escapes because they can reliably get heroes out of a bad situation, is being pulled by Roadhog NOT a bad situation?

Like junkrat trap, he's supposed to deny skills

>queue
>DEFEAT
>couldn't even get to the select hero screen
Why is this allowed? Worse than Hitler desu famalam.

>>147883114
mei

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>>147883178
>tfw you get called a hacker for playing well as widow

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>>147883162
>>147883240
>>147883240
>>147883247
Sorry for not being politically correct, Tumblr.
Dirty SWISS German things.

Why is the texture on Phara's rocket launcher so awful? has anyone else noticed this? I keep thinking my graphics are set to low when I play her.

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is the same guy making every OP or something because none of the ones i've visited as of recent have linked the last thread

it's literally effortless and very convenient, do it

>>147883285
It's quick play. Nobody cares

>>147883268
>Pharah
>average tier

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reposting from last thread because fuck Roadhog players

>playing Reinhardt because fun
>see the enemy team has a chodehog
>an enemy of fun has been sighted
>make a point of fire striking a lot of out shield whenever there are no allies behind me
>make sure chodehog sees this
>meet chodehog alone, I am alone as well for the time being
>drop shield for a nanosecond, then immediately put it back up
>*chain jangling noises*
>immediately charge, firestrike, hammer
>He's now barely alive, fumbling like the fat autist he is for his inhaler
>not today, you tub of lard
>HAMMER DOWN
>pound him into bacon
>all chat immediately lights up with "WOW BRO NO CHILL"

>>147882981
>I sucked a horse cock this big

>>147883110
the entire idea is to not get hooked in the first place
if you see a hog facing you you either move or kill him
as soon as he uses his hook he's dead if you're not overextending or an all in team fight, but in the latter he goes down really quickly anyway

>>147883283
the only skill Junkrat's trap denies is Tracer's recall, heroes like Reaper and Mei can still make themselves invulnerable

>>147883319
>politically correct
No, you were just wrong.

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>>147883268
>tracer as anything but god tier

>>147883319
It's not politically correct to not want you to call Swiss Germans "German."

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>>147882981
hana song is perfect

>>147883319
It's just Swiss you retard. It's like calling an Aussie an American.

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>>147883268
Move tracer up two, pharah/genji/tracer/junkrat up one, and mei to average tier and you got a pretty accurate list

>>147883319
Politically correct? You know you're just dumb and wrong right?

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>attacking team walks out with 3 bastions

>>147883438
>implying all of that couldn't have been prevented if mcree pressed e

>>147883438
>tracer kills a mccree that doesn't use any of his abilities
>ults to get another kill
>kills a roadhog who has his hook down
?

>>147883319
thats not being politically incorrect, thats like calling an american canadian, retard

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Any tips for an aspiring Pharah?

Picking Winston and bullying all the annoying characters in this game is my favorite thing to do. He is good against all of the characters I hate.

>>147883574

Land all your rockets - Ster

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>>147883353
The last thread was 800 posts in.
No offense but if you want something done right, do it yourself.

>>147883487
It's actually more like calling a Canadian an American.

>>147883110
PROTIP: Try moving unpredictably to avoid Roadhog's hook.

>play genji
>enemy has a decent soldier player
>he's a huge nuisance to deal with because lol 40 hp per sec heal and lol sprint to hog all the health packs
>kill him with some m2 combos eventually
>he switches
>to a fucking mccree
>sigh in relief because now i can harvest this guy for a free gold elim medal

it's pretty hilarious how genji's "counter" is one of the worst heroes against him

When is competitive going to get better? It's fucking garbage right now. Who thought a coin toss tie breaker was a good idea?

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>>147883574

So very suddenly, literally every single friend, of which there are 10, has stopped playing this game for the last 4 days.

They're all 30-60 levels higher than me (I'm 60) and play 2-3 hours more than I do daily. Been pacing myself.
I think they've all burned themselves out.

Feels bad man.

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>>147883524
>the majority of heroes are in the good tier and not the average tier

>>147883651
i wasn't here for that thread and i'm here for this thread

just do it in the future

>>147882802

It'd be a good game.

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Zenyatta tips? My aim is so so but my biggest problem is positioning and being picked off easily by snipers. Also, is RMB worth using? I usually only bother with turrets.

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>>147883420
>>147883464
>>147883487
>>147883525
>>147883568
The Swiss aren't quite known for dirty things though, so I just want her to do dirty German things.
Me 1, Reddit Autists 0.

>>147883110
blizzard doesn't know how to balance around his gargantuan frame and the "dealing damage gives ult" mechanic so roadhog gets free kills every 6 seconds just to make him somewhat okay as a hero

blizzard is pretty incompetent, if you haven't noticed.

>"let's make a big fat guy"
>"oh what the hell he's really easy to kill because he's really big"
>"let's give him 900 HP then"
>"oh what the hell he gives literally free ults to everyone now"
>"well i don't know, just give him a free kill button to balance him out"
>"nailed it" -blizz

Heroes that need work on:
>Tracer
Respawn with no blink charges and longer cooldown on recall
>Roadhog
Hook stops continueing through walls/objects + reduce range, no longer stuns you when grabbed
>Zenyatta
Let him have 2 harmony orbs and increase his hp to 200
>McCree
Reduce fall-off damage on revolver, shorten cooldown on combat roll
>Zarya
Barrier doesnt block damage but instead reduces it by a certain percentage
>Hanzo
smaller headshot hitboxes, longer cooldown on scatter-arrow
>Bastion
Reduce damage fall-off

Would you agree?

>Having at least one friend makes losing much less salty

Damn this is good.

>>147883775
can people stop posting these ""potgs"" as """""""""proof""""""""" tracer is good
soldier could've easily done that and wouldn't even need to ult

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>>147883894
>Zenyatta tips

>>147883853
I really just don't want gearbox involved with anything I like. Their humor is toxic, their executives are toxic, their publishing wing is toxic

never forget DNF, aliens colonial marines

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>Quick play is garbage most of the time, stomp or be stomped
>Competitive is an autism fest

>Meanwhile the "Competitive" TF2 update actually killed the game

What class based shooter am I supposed to play now?

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>>147883895
Mercy is a pure Christian girl. She would not do anything dirty.

>>147883915
>tracer
no not at all jesus christ that's a terrible idea
>roadhog
yes, no, no
>zen
yes, no
>mccree
no, yes
>zarya
yes
>hanzo
no
>bastion
jesus no
overall some pretty fucking terrible suggestions and thank god you have absolutely no influence on this

>>147884025
Battleborn

>>147884025
Quake champions

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>it's a 'hanzo player demands everyone else change composition around him' episode

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>>147884041
She's a doctor.
She probably does plenty of dirty things.

>>147883808
?
All of the Offense heroes are good except for McCree, and he was just flat-out broken not even a month ago

Mei is only good in pubs
Junkrat is fine but struggles against most offensive heroes

Widowmaker is kinda situational now

>>147883915
>Tracer
made useless
>Roadhog
made useless
>Zenyatta
made obscenely powerful, consider that if you have a symmetra/torb on your team you've just created an absurdly tanky healer damage dealer
>mccree
made very powerful, mccree's only current problem is that his fan is useless post nerf, you should always be going for headshots.
>zarya
made basically useless, but i don't know what to do with zarya
>hanzo
only if the head hitboxes in general are nerfed, hanzo is largely fine
>bastion
no

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holy shit I just found out that the guy who voiced Bloo also voices Reaper so I made this

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>>147883894
I'll say the same thing I told the last Zenyatta player who asked for tips. Use your tanks as meatshields. That's what they're there for with their big hitboxes.

>>147884125
>you always need a sniper
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Quick, /owg/, give me your best "all-comers" team comp.

>Rein
>Mercy
>Soldier
>Phara
>Zarya
>Lucio

Would this ever happen on PC?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1o5fUf30UQ

>>147884169
do you know what "average" means

>>147883915
you nerfed a bunch of heroes that don't really need to be weaker

>roadhog
already mediocre outside shitter tier
>hanzo
already shit

agree with tracer, bastion and mccree, although personally for bastion i'd balance him like this

>HP from 300 to 450
>dps from 330 to 240
>damage falloff majorly reduced so that he deals basically the prenerf damage at longer ranges

there, now he's an area denial tank that doesn't die easily but doesn't instagib heroes either

zen would be incredibly op with those changes though

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>>147884041
>Mercy is a pure Christian girl.
actually scared there are people out there who might belieb dis

does anyone know how to choose maps in custom games?

> bastion ultimate
> medium charge rate hard since stationary target
> slow stationary transformation into a tank
> small boost in health doesn't restore it either
> receives about 5 shots with almost not blast radius that is strong cqc weak at a distance but ineffective to a lot tanks takes 2-3 to kill

>torbjon ultimate
> fast charging
> when used it's instant boost in firerate, reload damage and alot of armor
> is two targets as one with aimbot turret and himself shooting at everything
> ultimate heals turret back to full health plus health boost and if you don't manage to kill turret while in stage 3 form when ultimate is finish it goes back to full health

What the hell?

Looking for a girl (or tranny who has a passable voice) to be my pocket Mercy. I'm a rank 78 Pharah main. Must be willing to say cute things to me to keep me in high spirits.

>>147883895
Why do want to be gassed so badly?

>>147884145
>being a bitch and not telling them that

>>147884320
>i agree with nerfing all heroes apart from the ones that i play: the post

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>>147884041
>>147884328
This.
Mercy is Catholic, dummies.

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>>147884328
Those people are correct.

>>147884348
bastion's ulti removes his critbox and allows him to 1-shot most characters. How shit are you?

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>>147884345
click settings button beside add players, there's a list of maps

>>147884317
With torbjorn easily.

>>147884526
NOT
ANY
MORE

>>147884446
>Catholic
Swiss Germans are Protestant (Swiss Reformed Church), anon.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0EknAwLJEg

>Bastion players
>CONSOLE Bastion players

Is there anything worse?

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>>147884464
No, no. Mercy is a pure, Catholic girl.

>>147884407
getting reported by 5 people for throwing the game means bliz wont do anything

getting reported by 5 people for calling them faggots might actually cause a ruckus

>>147884558
Is he nerfed yet?

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>yfw solo queue

>>147883915
>Tracer
No. Instead she needs to have Recall send her back with her EXACT health she had at the time she recalls back to, instead of the most amount of health she possessed across that time frame

>Roadhog
Also no. I hate RH by design, but he needs to function as a bruiser and most of the time, being pulled through walls is a player side thing due to the game favoring the shooter. However, hook's hitbox is generous but that's because projectile hitboxes are generous. I would rather be able to airstrafe when caught to make hook+meatshot+melee less braindead and require some prediction instead of being "press shift and hold M1 to win".

>Zenyatta
Yes to multiple orbs so long as having a second one active makes both less potent individually compared to having only one actuive. Also, Harmony orb needs a healing buff.

>McCree
I honestly think he should be able to use FtH earlier after flash or have him unload six shots faster.

>Zarya
She's fine when she isn't stacked.

>Hanzo
Agreed on head hitbox. Scatter is fine since it's on a garbage hero.

>Bastion
Doing a little bit more damage isn't really helpful when you're doing a fuckload of damage. His Ult needs a rework. Splash shouldn't one-shot squishies, but at the same time tank config feels too slow and, ironically enough, pretty damn frail.

How to fix Zen:
RMB is moved to holding LMB
Orb of discord is the new RMB
E Boosts his shields to double the amount, decaying over two seconds back to 100 shield.

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>Mercy
Ult has half a second of cast time, similar to Lucio

>Roadhog
longer cooldown on hook

>D.Va
reduced the size of crit box

>Bastion
50 HP converted into Armor

>Zenyatta
Entire HP pool converted into Shields

>>147884464
She's much more likely to be roman catholic tho

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>>147884610
>"Mercy isn't Christian, she's Catholic."
Are you retarded? And even then
>>147884586

>tfw i look like mccree in real life

>>147884595

Apparently console Torbjorn.

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>>147883470
perfect

>>147884635
>getting reported by 5 people for calling them faggots might actually cause a ruckus
since when

>>147884663
not yet i don't think, but i don't care anyway
who cares about consoles

>>147884745
>And even then
Reformed are only ~25% in comparison to RC being ~35%
Cute attempt
>he doesn't even know his own waifu LMAO

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This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire fucking life

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>>147884586
>>147884745
Just because she's Swiss you're making assumptions on her faith?
She's clearly Catholic. Why are you trying to be an edgy contrarian?

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>>147884595
>Stays turret form
>Realises he's about to lose
>Switches to recon
>Let;s the whole animation drag out
>THEN ULTS

Jesus christ.

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>>147884884
what about this?

Nerf Reaper. I fucking hate people who abuse this hero.

He is literally the new McCree, pre-nerf.

>literal teleport for ez flanking
>shift that gives invincibility, negates many ults like Zarya, Tracer, everyone
>fast reload, ez damage and killing power

Fuck this edgelord character and edgelords that play him.

Does anyone know how to fix the game locking at 30FPS even if the FPS lock option is off?

I've looked everywhere but couldn't find an answer. I know it's still locked because the game stays on 30FPS from ultra to low settings so it's not a coincidence. My screen refresh rate is set to 60fps so I know that's not the issue either.

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Is D.va a virgin?

>>147884705
>remove one of two things that makes Tracer good
Also on Roadhog maybe make it so he's locked out from firing after pulling in his hook for like. 25 seconds so you have some chance to not get fucked

>>147884862
>specifically mention Swiss Germans
>he brings up Switzerland as a whole
So you are retarded, aren't you? Look at a map of religion in Switzerland.

>>147884946
That one isn't as bad, I want those robot titties

>>147884948
play nice
play pharah

>>147885012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HROgX6BlNIU

>>147885045
>Look at a map of religion in Switzerland.
>he brings up Switzerland as a whole
hmmmmmmmmm

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>>147885012
obviously

>>147884948
>I want triple Winstons the post
There's this term known as needed evils, while Reaper is annoying, without him there is no reliable tank killer after they broke McCrees legs

>>147885120
D.va can't do the running man for shit

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>>147885012
mention her virginity one more time motherfucker

I want D.va to be my bratty mistress.

>>147884446
Catholics are Christians

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any comp mode teams need a gud zarya?
at least i think i'm gud at her
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/JokeItch-11786

I would do anything just to be able to sit outside of Mercy's house while she took a shit.

>>147885012
Sauce? I noticed it says sfm at the bottom right

>>147883162
Hitler wasnt german.

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>>147883531
>>147883557
>I used my abilities before they used their abilities
>HURR

>>147885431
He wasn't Swiss either.

>>147884586
Are you retarded? Do you think all the Catholics live in the Vatican?

>>147884803
> pc fags salty about console players being better than them

How's that rank 40 treating you bro?

So leaving right before the end of the game cucks your enemies of the mmr? Nice game blizz

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>thank you for being the squad mommy!

;__________________________________;7

>>147885636
more like thank you for being the squad bitch

reminder that mercy is literally a worse healer in 99% of cases than frog man and the only reason she is ever picked is because her ult is hilariously broken

>>147885626
Yep. Blizzard said they were changing it, but the explanation they gave for why it was happening made no sense and their patch didn't fix the issues. They can't even figure out how their own ranked system works.

>>147885691
bloody ingrate

Can't wait to main the fuck out of D.va when they fix her. Every game. Every single game.

>>147885636
I encountered a Mercy named Mom on our enemy team. They got potg and both sides were gushing over them because of the name.

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Hnng

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>1-1 On Lijiang Tower
>Both teams 99%
>Enemy team has control but it's being contested.
>Whoever was on the point dies and the timer starts going down.
>Two of our teammates get on the point.
>The timer keeps going down anyway.
>We lose even though our Tracer and Lucio were both literally standing on the point.

Has this happened to anyone else?

>>147885837
I want her to give me a footjob.

>>147885012
>Is an attractive 19 year old celebrity a virgin?

Of course not.
She probably lost it when she was like 11.

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>>147885837
>working on a meka
>she goes through the like a box of condoms
>the artist literally has no idea how the meka summon system works
>he probably doesn't even play the damn game

>>147883110
Roadhog is balanced around the fear of being close to him.

He can't absorb burst damage like the rest of the tanks. He forces people to stay away because of fear of the hook.

It's why if something gets close he's dead as shit.

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>recently started work as a nurse (male)
>can't stop thinking about whether or not Mercy would be proud of me
What has this game done to me? I need an intervention.

rank 49, Lerkin#1479, someone, anyone

I hate reapers ult.

>>147886143
sounds like you have autism

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>>147886172
As a D.Va main I love when he ults anywhere near me.

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>>147885920
I want her to lay on me like the way she's laying on her mech

>>147886143
i'm proud of anyone in the medical industry

>>147884595
>all those people near the edge on the left
>you don't try to E them
>you don't even shoot at them

I know they got wombo combo'd but you coulda saved ultimates by killing a bunch of them without using any ults.

>>147886191
and he makes more money than you doing a noble profession, fuccboi

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>>147885012
No. She got blacked by pic related.

how do I beat tracer as pharah in a 1v1?

>>147885379
>rank 1,500
>gud
meh

>>147886283
Fly and shoot rockets

Is it me or are people way more desperate to talk shit in this game. Is it because blizzard players tend to be more thin skinned, so they get bigger reactions?

>Graviton Surge grabs 6 enemies
>They panickingly shoot at your barrier
>MAXIMUM CHARGE

I only wish Zarya would get a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A Voice line so the scene could feel complete.

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>>147884689
>I calibrated at 52 and have climbed to 66 all solo queue
>b-but muh teams are always retarded!

People will never accept they're exactly where they belong.

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did they just rework custom games vs AI?

it used to be that you only get xp when you play players vs ai games but when i made an offline custom game to check out my reaper skin with 5 bots for teammates and 6 bots for enemies the game still gave me xp afterwards as if it was a player vs ai game.

>>147886230
>nurse
>money
top kek

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>>147886385
nah it's just because it's popular

>>147886385
Blizzard goes for the casual market.
The casual market are people who either give 0 fucks about being good or people who assume they're good and get angry at all of the people they perceive as holding them back.

>>147886489
lmao gr8 post m8.

>>147886385
Seems fine to me so far
t. lolbab

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on a scale of not edgy to really edgy, how edgy is this guy?

>>147886539
>median salary of 65-70k USD
>this is not "money"

lel

>>147886724
so edgy he loops back around to funny

>>147886542
someone make a ben garrison edit of this

like put labels on lucio as "the american public" mercy as "obamacare" and d.va as "whatever people i hate right now"

>>147886724
Really fucking edgy

>>147886724
hes pretty scary

>>147886542
Seems kind of dumb. People are unironically talking about how they fucked someones mom and yada yada. I could count on one hand the number of times I had seen that shit when I swapped to PC before I picked up overwatch.

It's not insulting, just weird.

>>147886591
>get angry at all of the people they perceive as holding them back.
The weird part to me was the last time I saw that shit, we were curb stomping the enemy team. They were starting shit with people who I'd say were average at worst and it's not like we were suffering for it.

>>147886747
R u b8ing or just very stupid?

Why are the ults so poorly balanced? You have ults like Hanzo's kill everything in a straight line, you have bastion's left click to kill anything. And then you have Tracer's bomb that's not powerful enough to kill the only people slow enough to consistently get stuck with it. And then you have a barrage that doesn't do nearly enough damage to offset the fact that you're a stationary target. And then you have an ult that's just to get you back into your non-joke character form.

Like, what the fuck?

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Would you pay 80$ to watch D.va drink Mountain Dew?

Any MMR rank 65+ wanna group up and stream snipe streamers?

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>Pharrah in a hoodie
Please, God, tell me there's more.

i know reinhart is literally a god but i can't stand playing him

>>147884731
This is breddy gud.
Keeps him immobile but gives his team time to pretect him in a pinch.

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In your opinion, which characters are 10/10?

>>147883178
nice hax bro but your crosshair constantly snapping back to the rezzed guys is pretty obvious

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>get an easy win
>nobody complains about the matchmaking because your rank goes up
>lose
>WOWWWW NICE MATCHMAKING BLIZZARD
>MY TEAMS RETARDED

>>147887072
Lucio, Reinhardt, Zenyatta, Arctic/Siberian Front Zarya

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>>147887072

>>147887072
I'll never understand why people prefer Lucio over Mercy on Payload maps.
He is great on KOTH but Revive just seems too broken to pass up on it.

>>147887050
Enjoyment of Reinhardt requires your team to be competent, the same can be said of plenty other classes though but considering he's melee only, yeah.

>>147883438

POTG's highlight not one's skill, but the lack of awareness others have.

>>147886921
We can't all have a 300,000 a week salary and chartered jet like you :^)

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>realizing that I am awful at this game
>realize that I only keep playing because I do well on occasion
>don't even play competitive for the fear bringing down my team
>not even that good with my favorite and most played character, Genji

Who here /mediocre/

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>Tracer can "control her own time"
>this consists of jumping fowards really far, time traveling backwards 10 seconds, and a gernade

>>147884595
Jesus that was painful to watch, then again I can't count the times I've seen it. Run up to objective, stand literally one or two steps out of it becuase "their whole team is there I'd die!"

>>147887257
>Genji
Just pick a real character.

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>Enter skirmish, play as Reinhardt
>four guys on the other team are also Reinhardt
>they're clearly in a group, since they're walking in a turtle formation
>after none of them say hello or anything I just charge them
>be the last Reinhardt standing

A most glorious feel!

>>147887174
Because Lucio is outputting damage, has knockback, and essentially acts as another deterrent.

Mercy is god and makes a tank like roadhog unstoppable, but passive healing on everyone is also sometimes too good to pass up. Team composition pending, of course.

>role playing bisexual hanzo obsessed faggot on your team
gg next

>>147887370
cute get me his number i bet his dick is thick

>>147884884

>fem road hog hooks you
>as she draws you closer, you whip out dick
>she lets you go

>>147887174
Lucio heals THROUGH the payload. I tuck myself in the corner as my teammates refresh after a rush.

when is MOW going to update my SR?

>>147887235
Ah I see you are actually very stupid. Sorry man good luck with that.

junkrat is pretty cute

>>147886539
>I don't know how rates work
working nights (+ weekend nights) is huge money.
my brother is a level 2 RN and usually pulls in 120k/year before tax working nights.
and unless something happens working nights is mostly leisure time + some handing out meds every few hours.

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>destroy 10 turrets or traps as winston without dying
>kill 4 enemies with a single use of dva's ult
>restore 1500 health with zenyatta's ult
>3 killing blows as lucio while wall riding
>get 4 kills or assists with orb of discord within 6 seconds

who the fuck thought of these achievements? And why are they still like this?

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>get used as backfill
>a minute left on the clock
>team hasnt even gotten to first point yet

>manage to charge ult quickly as junkrat
>finally clear the damn point just as it goes to overtime
>win second point a minute or so later

feelsgood.targ

>>147887385
>the seem isn't centered.

all of my autism.

>>147887486
Cheers man, have fun being ignorant <3

>>147884025

Pretend classes exist in UT2k4

Which is more scary?

A godly Reaper or Tracer?

>check /r/overwatch
>nothing but attention whores posting their shitty potg's

jesus christ

>>147887720
Tracer

You can at least kill a godly Reaper

>>147887720
Tracer is literally unkillable from every range

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>Comp
>KOTH
>Guy instalocks widowmaker
>Tell him he better get some kills
>Is absolute trash, running around with SMG, spamming scope'd shots
>tell him to switch
>calls me salty
>says I'm not doing anything
>Have gold in objective time, and in objective elims as fucking winston
>Lose
>go to his profile
>50+ hours of Widowmaker, ~1 hour of junkrat
>10 wins, 21 losses in competitive

Solo Queuing is toxic. Once you fall below 50 there's no going back up in solo. Now I have to wait until some decent groups come online.

>>147887174
lucio's aoe heal means he can heal multiple teammates at the same time and as long as you stick to the objective even the most idiotic teammates would eventually learn that staying near you means free HP.

lucio is also waaay more mobile than mercy so he can survive longer which is what you need in pushing a payload

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>>147887385
Quality stuff right there.

>>147887720
>a godly Reaper
Fantasy is not scary.

>>147887725
it's a shithole, any discussion is buried under puns and gameplay 'highlights'

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>>147887257
The text in that image is so fucking stupid.

>>147887725
>>147887865
most of those potgs get posted here by the way

>>147884041
kek no

mercy and solider 76 are clearly fucking

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>>147887806
Right anon, you're not exactly where you deserve to be.

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tell me /owg/ am I getting gud with reinhardt?

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>>147887898
its a song lyric

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>tracer pulse bombs my level 1 turret in competitive
>Dink her in the head with a rivet and build another one in a few seconds

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>>147887898
So are you, but nobody's complaining.

>>147885636
>nipples

i thought mercy's chest piece was armor

>>147888057
post a gif or weebum of your gameplay, this tells me nothing other than you got plenty of kills and objective time

>>147888145
it is

hanamura and volskaya industries needs to be deleted off the earth

>>147888097
>in a bracket where people pick Torb
>dumb shit is surprising to you

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>>147888059
I know. But in rules of nature. There is no need for stops. Like this.

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>be Reinhardt
>look directly at a turret while its shooting you
>everyone else behind your shield is shooting everything else

>>147888057
I wouldn't Fire Strike EVERY chance I get, just because there are usually so many people depending on you to shield.

>>147888194
From one thing, know ten thousand things.

>>147888145
It is.

Honestly I get it from an aesthetic standpoint but I hate Mercy and Zarya's boob armor. Like that's not even their actual boobs. Someone shaped their armor to have boobs for no real reason

>>147888359
I drop shield and fire strike at that point, sometimes they get the message, other times they get to die as I charge into the enemy team.

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>>147888115
And you as well.

>>147883651
>Canadian an American.

Canadians are Americans.

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>>147888359
>drop shield
>reverse engineer Torb's hard work with your bigger hammer (remember kids, size matters)
>look at Torb
>he's building another one
>Fire Strike that shit outta here

>solo queue matchmaking
Everyone who says they just play for fun is so full of shit.

There is nothing fun about this.

>>147888560
why is there no canadian hero in this game

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>>147886992
yes

>>147888671
What would he do? Refuse to kill his enemies, and then he wins?

>>147888404
Please don't, I know where you are coming from having armor shaped to a woman's boobs is a huge weakness in the overall piece. Yet these are game designers and they know sex sells, they also probably have no fucking clue, watch Zarya's deadlift intro, then watch a pro do it on YouTube, being a former professional weightlifter she would never lift with her back, yet she does.

>>147888613
>finally find out there's a way to mute everyone one in game
>game instantly becomes way more fun and relaxed

>>147886992
Only if I get to nut in the Dew before hand.

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>>147886828
This, people in Overwatch respect his abilities the guy is dangerous, but absolutely no one take his attitude serious, heck mercy show concern for him but she still refer to him as Reyes, I’m not sure anyone take his “Reaper” persona serious

>>147888613
I havent had fun in this game since level 20

>>147888671
>>147888756
He'd wander around saying eh all the time and apologizing till the enemy heros gave up because they felt bad. Not the players either like the i

>>147887916
there aren't hundred post threads dedicated to them though

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龍撃剣!

>>147886724
>54fps

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>>147888671
>>147888756

DEEZ NUTS XD

>>147883915

Holy shit, can't you fight anyone? Never have I seen a clearer example of "I'm shit, nerf things". You people will still be garbage even when you get what you want. Which you will, because the developers seem to always cave and please the weakest players these days.

>>147888878
In game heros* no clue why the fuck it decided to post before I was done but ok.

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>>147888402
iirc, that was a very sedate firestrike game.
plus we had a zenyatta, so I was able to just knock out enemies with it easy.

>>147888540
>>147888359
I call out targets on the mic. Generally the team shoots at the turret anyway.
the biggest problem is getting them to stand behind the goddamn barrier in the first place.

>>147888194
here you go, my latest and most coherent potg. normally they're huge clusterfucks on the point and even I can't tell what I'm doing. It was surprising to me to see the Lucio there at the replay, I could have sworn I was alone, much less that Roadhog had shot the Reinhardt.

>>147888898
how the fuck did his dash reset when he didn't kill anything, does it just refresh when you q?

>>147888057
>all those career avgs
no

DEEEEEEZ NUTS XD

>>147888896
its mainly potgs that get replies here anyways, (yous) literally work in the same way that upvotes do

>>147888756
well it can't be ice/snow themed because mei already covers that

so some kind of drunk beaver

>Mercy still gets the strongest ultimate in the game every 30 seconds

>Tracer is still untouchable at high skill level

>McCree is still garbage

>Zenyatta still has 150 health

>Bastion is still garbage

>Phara still doesn't have rocket falloff

>>147884467

He's a bastion player, how shit do you think someone has to be to play camperbot and hold down the shoot button when he sees the payload?

>>147889068
Yeah

>>147888898
MADA MADA

>>147886724
I think blizzard tried to place him in the middle. Just where 13 year olds would unironically enjoy him and everyone else laughs knowingly.

>it's 12pm
>not near any cover as zenyatta
>accept my death

Post your HOT OPINIONS

Genji has too much health for how squirrely he is.

Reaper needs harsher falloff damage.

>>147889160

I like the idea of a crazed lumberjack girl (lumberjill?) who wears a tied flannel shirt and cut off jeans, plus a yellow hard hat with a Canadian flag symbol on it. She attacks mostly with a chainsaw and drinks maple syrup to restore her health.

DEEZ NUTS!

>>147889384
Pharah missles are too slow
Zenyatta's orb hitboxes are too small

>>147889384
He used to have 250 now he has 200, if they make him 150 he`ll be pretty much unplayable, tracer has her hp restoration and the best mobility in the game and Zen is meant to be backline.

>>147889384
Genji is fine

I agree with Reaper though. I shouldn't be dying as Pharah to a Reaper who got maybe half his shot off on my body even though he's miles away and on the floor.

>>147889530
>>147889384
I wonder how genji would do with 150hp and 25 armor.

>placed at 48
>fall to 42 because of disconnects
>get a good group in a pickup game
>we team up and all rise to 54
>they all log for the night
>solo queue for a bit
>no one wants to heal
>pickup the slack and heal
>no one can get a kill
>lose 8 games straight
Is it even possible to break 50 on solo queue?
Seems pretty retarded to play solo comp.

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>>147888671
>>147888756
>>147888878
>>147889160
>weapon is a hockey stick
>primarily a melee hero but can hit hockey pucks at a slow rate at the enemy
>one of his abilities is maple syrup he can use to slow down targets who step on it
>the other one is an apology, lowers the targeted enemy's rate of fire since they lose the will to fight
>ultimate is him driving a Zamboni all over the enemy team.

>>147889384
Roadhog's hook range needs a reduction.
Zarya's shields need a longer cooldown.

>>147889630
25 armor is basically nothing, learn values pls

>>147889384

Winston is really shitty but he just happens to check tracer and abuse overtime so people pick him.

Zenyatta having 200 health and a slightly better harmony orb wouldn't imbalance him considering how strong the other healers are.

Phara needs damage falloff on her rockets and Junkrat's rollers need to do reduced damage to curb spam.

Mccree having his falloff removed from the game would balance him out.

>>147889530
>the best mobility in the game

no thats still probably Genji. She has better horizontal mobility but no vertical mobility to speak of.

>>147889671
i placed at 48 and i'm at 64 now, all solo queue
you know what to do

>none of my friends play support so we always lose
>decide to try lucio out, we start winning.
>mfw lucio is really fun

Are they going to nerf him? Is he on the radar? Can i main lucio and not hold my team back? Is he bad in any game modes?

>>147883574
u get gud she has a 1 star difficulty.

>>147889671
I was queueing with 5 of my mates and went 1-3. I broke off with just one dude and we won 6 in a row and i placed 57. Just take the best person out of your group of friends and duo.

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>bodysuits

>>147889810
it should be illegal for my dick to be so erect

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>bunch of friends want to buy overwatch
>They hook onto 1 or 2 heroes
>never play anything but those heroes
>playing as premade = we vs a premade
>they never want to strategize or make a good comp
>constantly lose when we play together
>get mad/bored because they lose
>stop playing the game

Anyone else have friends like this? They're good people, but jesus they're bad. My comp rank went up by 6 levels in 3 days after I decided to play comp solo. They refuse to try different heroes. Even if we spend the entire game getting massacred. What's worse is that 3 of them aren't even good at their heroes. Their stats are horrible. Instead of practicing and trying, they just get mad and quit the game.

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>>147889810
Cute.

>>147889671
>not quitting while you're ahead
>not quitting after your 3rd straight solo q loss

hard to feel bad for this level of stupidity

>>147889145
except there aren't THREADS DEDICATED TO THEM

>>147889384
Reinhardt should either be buffed to 600 health, or Roadhog should be nerfed to 500.

It makes no sense that a literal suit of power armor is less tough than a fat man, and even then Roadhog has absolutely ridiculous self-healing.

>>147890015
why would you have any empathy for anyone's rank?

>>147890101
roadhog is an irradiated mutant.

>>147889384

Sniping (hanzo for example) hitboxes need fixing

Symmetra needs to have a new E. Too easy to counter

Bastion needs a rework to make him usable out of niche areas. Perhaps more armor/hp something when not in turret mode?

McCree's roll should deal damage, or stun players, or do something more then it currently does

Tracer needs a longer cooldown on her reverse time or something to deal with her healing. Tired of playing teams when people would rather ignore her because she is so annoying to fight.

>>147889907
A lot of people just aren't cut out for PvP. They can't handle losing and improving, they just want to play "for fun" or to zone out.

>>147889671
I got placed 49 and went up to 51 in my first 3 games.Just play Zarya, Soldier, or Mei. They don't rely on your team doing well, and if you pick them early into the hero picking phase your team will probably build a comp around you.

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>having fun with my team
>it breaks up
>one of the guys sends me a friend invite
>accept
>later on he whispers, "hey bro wanna play?"
>logout
>remove him from my list
>exit launcher
What is wrong with me? ;_;

>>147890208
I really do need to get good with Zarya.

>>147889810
>>147889937
Shouldn't Samus be loads taller than Pharah?

>>147888898
>bloodandfury

I played against this guy before. What a faggot.

>>147890286
you sound like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

>>147889671

I placed at 50, got up to 55 in solo. I played nothing but healer/tanks. Mainly mercy and rein. Main reason being is that I babysit everyone. Pick a class where you can help players recover from their fuck ups, because it is constant.

If you want to deal DPS, 76 is good because of his heal. Again helps deal with fuck ups.

Defense heroes are also good. Mei is a good baby sitter. While you can't support, freezing someone will help the baddies kill them. Also ice wall block someone if they're being an idiot and pushing too far.

>>147890335
Sounds like you got shit on.

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GUYS HERES AN IDEA

what if we let players increase the stats of their champs BEFORE the match even begins? with the only way to do this is either grind out for points of to outright PAY shekels to finish it faster?

>>147890480
Battleborn dev pls go