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>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx

>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL

>Previously on /xivg/:
>>147766059
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first
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Harp thread
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>>147794965
>a lot of times
dumbass, that's because a lot of times people from here are just terrible people. you can take that shot in the dark without knowing a thing about the person you're shitposting about and say they're a bad person, and you will be right any day of the week.
elk is a bad person and worth avoiding, but the point is it's an easy guess to make here and if you actually believe in shitposts then you're still going to miss out on the very rare few decent people from these threads.
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>>147795145
>dumbass, that's because a lot of times
Stopped reading there, sperg.
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>>147795145
are you saying Kaori and Mado are nice because they give you gil or crafted shit
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>>147794995
Level 60 is a trivial accomplishment.
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tfw you go to the bench and become surrounded by cats
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>>147795350
cute
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>>147795303
cute red haired cats? yes i love them!!!!
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>>147795408
real thread
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>>147795350
>purple faggot in the background trying to get some scraps

Ah yes, The Hour of Shitposting comes.
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Fuck can't swim call thebblglgllglbllgblg...
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Are there any for dummies guides for crafting? I'm gonna try out alchemy but the in-game tutorials aren't really helpful at all.
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>>147795438
>made several minutes later

are you some kind of sperg, lad?
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>>147795350
I forgot how cheeky my damn fem cat can be.
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>>147795534
>posting in a ban evading avatar's thread
See you in 20 minutes
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How do I even use this scroll effectively when it only lasts 20 minutes?
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>>147795621
Save it for 59 and go cloud fishing in churning mists bruh.
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>>147795621
Don't stop. It's not easy to max it out with Fishing, though, but that's just the way it is.
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>>147795582
sorry paks, this one is here to stay

i'm so, so sorry
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>>147795716
What about for Botany?
>>147795754
So just spam the scrolls for Fishing?
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>>147795821
I just did some leves and used it up pretty quickly as a BTN.
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What the best and worst race for each job? Aesthetically and theme-wise of course, not actual gameplay wise.
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>>147795832
Kits Kats kuts dabs birbs a huh taunt
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>>147795832
How could you let autumn jones erp with you
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>>147795910
>being this mad
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>>147795902
Big for smashing small for casting
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>>147795961
what? i posted it because its funny
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Requesting lewd hyurs. Midlanders preferred, highlanders accepted too
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>>147795832
Nice fangs.
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Man this might just be my favorite looking place in the game. Whats your favorite zone, or area in a zone, /xivg/?
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>>147795902
>Best
Midlander everything

>Worst
Lala on melees
Male Au Ra and male Roes on caster and range
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>>147795821
>Botany
gay
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Sometimes I miss the fun times I had with the game before heavensward came out and ruined everything. Well much before that, the game was turning into a joke well before that, but still.
Then come to the /vg/ thread and I am quickly reminded by the community that was one of the largest reasons for me and my friends to quit this game.
I still feel betrayed. The only thing I should have been looking forward to, was a backstab from that faggot Yoshi. "please look forward to it" as he turns the game into a fucking shitfest themepark.
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>>147796062
I'm going to sleep you'll have to wait until tomorrow

>>147796132
notto dis shittu again
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>>147795821
I mean as soon as you use it, don't stop gathering. Your line better not leave the water for more than the span of a gasp.
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>>147794976
Who is this adorable baked dish?
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>>147796378
What about when it comes to Botany, same thing?
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healer please queue for vault on aether

ours ditched as soon as dungeon started. you'll get my commendation
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>>147796132
i think ima frow up
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>>147796286
1.23 was in a good direction, and then suddenly changed direction for 2.0. Of course he went with the WoW route and ruined this MMO in the long run. It alienated most of their players back in 1.x too. (People who likely played FFXI, and people who are used to 1.x itself or horizontal MMOs)

The WoW route was never successful, and it ruined the genre. Even WoW is in shambles right now.
This game won't survive when 4.0 hits.
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anyone wanna sit around and listen to emo music and talk
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>>147796591
sorry elk
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>>147796591
fuck off edgelord
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>>147796659
what
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>>147796591

the music is unappealing otherwise you'd have my attention
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so i'm level 20 now, is there supposed to be a quest for a mount?
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>>147796693
>emo
>edgy
m8 what

if you said whiny i would understand but edgy it is not

>>147796704
doesnt have to be emo..
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>>147796739
Yeah come see me at the bench.
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>>147796739
you will be forced to do it to continue the MSQ, just keep doing your main story quests.
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>>147796739
Just keep doing the MSQ
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>>147796815
>>147796816

ah okay, thanks. i have to find where the next msq is then.

>>147796792

i dont know what that means but that sounds like a bad time
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>>147795582
hey mate it's still here
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I want to read a book in elks arms under an orange tree or whatever floridians do.
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>>147797181
we dont sit under orange trees because its too hot outside
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>>147796438
It's much easier with Miner/Lumberjack, because you use it during a Leve and it'll soak up extra quick.
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>>147797181
gay
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LF cute lala BLM/SMN to play foe for and then headpat when I still outdps them at the end of the fight
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>>147797240
murderer
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>>147797368
wow I haven't seen this one in fucking ages lmfao
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>>147797218
I'm sure there's plenty of shade and costal breeze, no?
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>>147797240
Would you post your Midlander, please?
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>>147797458
it sucks even in the shade because its so humid

i guess near the coast its a little better but idk

i just dont go outside because its too damn hot
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>>147797368
context for a newfag
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>>147797589
he killed best hyur
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>>147797541
It can't be that bad. I've been to a lot of tropic countries. As long as it's not a dry heat I find it very enjoyable. Sunburns a bitch tho.
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>>147797703
Found another moo is for the purge it seems
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>>147797837
i dont mind a dry heat, humidity kills me though
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>>147797703
chill out godspeed
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>>147797703
Ala Mhiggers get out.
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>>147797913
>mfw its been 70-80% humidity in my area the past 3 days
kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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4.0 will be in Sharlayan. Mark my words.
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So, this is the power of the bussy, huh?
Not bad... Not bad at all.
Hehhahaha...
*air horns while fading away*
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>>147797254
hi yes
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>hate the MSQ
>the MSQ is mandatory
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>>147798425
>hate being alive
>being alive is mandatory
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>>147798425
>tfw this game's story is so shit but mandatory
>it will never be as good as ffxi
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>>147798425
>>147798494
>>147798506
Stop making alts
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Good morning, fellowe wagecucks.

>>147795350
Memelicious and extra cute. Especially, because of Bnhaka's silly face.

>>147795303
Straight lines? Eh. Not so much.
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>>147798494
no its not

thinkin bout opting out desu
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>>147798506
>almost everything in this game's story was avoidable one way or another
>somehow see people praising the shit out of the story
>warrior of light is a glorified uneducated janitor
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>>147798560
Do you want to breed another Keeper?
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o-only 57(+25) more to go...
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>>147798560
who is this fabulous feline
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>>147798425
>literally not required to complete anything in Guild Wars 2
Actually with the New Player Experience, they blocked off some content so that people that need their hands held were given some direction and not overwhelmed with all the stuff they could do.
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Is that cute couple on Siren up and about?
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>>147798550
The MSQ shouldn't have been required to access most content in this game. It was in a better direction with FFXI and even 1.0.
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Why doesn't he just go away? Why can't he take a hint?
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>>147798561
I don't recall giving you permission to reply to me
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>>147798560
>>147798640
I wish they'd breed me too
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>>147797368
>>147797540
:^)
>>147797589
besthyur
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>>147798974
Maybe we can meet up and talk about this more in depth while we wait for her to breed up, are you on Balmung? Where can we meet?
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>>147798912
>he's in a linkshell with paks
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>>147798914
deal with it
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>>147799013
I meant your male.
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>>147798638
Poorly written scenario, poorly written characters, poorly written deaths, the WoL being branded as such a mary sue special snowflake that never loses (heroes that always win gets really boring) while being treated as some slave...
I just laugh when somebody says the MSQ is actually good, and the best thing about the game.
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my tummy hurts
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>>147799130
>heroes that always win

whats 2.5
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>>147799029
Yeah, I'm on Balmung
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>>147799126
now here is someone with discerning taste!
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>>147799174
eat some ginger and go to bed
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>>147799252
the one time the hero doesn't win and nothing actually happens
yawn
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How much does that Gobwalker mount sell for?
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>>147799273
It'd have to be in Ul'dah, but I am too. Sorry if I seem a bit antsy, it's been a while. Goldsmith's guild?
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>tfw you and your EB have common goals of burning alive
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>>147799174
you probably need to fart
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>>147799252
Everything that happened there was pointless. It was all undone way after.
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>>147799336
15m on Balmung
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>>147799285
I saw him in a shitpost the other day and wanted to see him not in anguish to know if I truly liked him.
I do__.
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>>147799336
nigga it's 15% echo and 240 gear is abundant just go clear it
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>>147799252
We lost a slut but nothing else. The villains aren't dangerous at all because of our hilarious plot armor. there is no real risk. It's that same reason 30-50 drk story was boring bullshit
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>When the temptation of DRK has become so strong, you can't go back to PLD, even remotely.
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>>147798336
server?
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>>147799339
Meet me someplace else first.
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>>147799541
>Implying we lost that slut
Watch. These story-writing hacks will find a way to bring her back.
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>>147799597
Like where? The places I can go are a bit limited, but I promise I'll make up for it.
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dont you want somebody to love
dont you need somebody to love
wouldn't you love somebody to love
you better find somebody to love...
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>>147799656
>I promise I'll make up for it.
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>>147799637
Lost her long enough to get shit done. Until the long neck retard picked up a powerful object when its counterpart already had him on the edge. The most dangerous people are the fucking good guys
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>not enjoying the storyline in which you're a literal Jesus Christ

Walking towards Nidhogg in slow motion on that bridge in 3.3 cutscene as all soldiers and dragons are running away was the shit
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>>147799541
>We lost a slut
Who?
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>>147799413
despite what others thought of it, I liked it and it was something that I made during beta for a /xivg/ thing where we were using char creator to make look-a-likes


unfortunately I lost the char data (and many many other characters I had created during the last 3 years) during a reformat :(
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pics of sera pls
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>>147799784
Stop it... please.
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>>147799827
>that scene the shit
>happening only because your ally was retarded just like the rest.
>all for nothing because you made another mess when you throw the eyes off the bridge instead of planning a careful disposal
Sure
>>147799850
Minfillia
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>>147799656
Go to the quicksand, describe what you look like. Then we'll go someplace else
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>>147799174
Do you need someone to rub it?
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>>147799882
>burned at the stake for heresy
Did anyone do the twin brother. I think his name was Malik?
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>>147799882
he a fuccboi but i can't hate
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>>147800006
kys faggot
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>>147800047
I think you're mistaking Olan for someone else. He was TG Cid's (adopted)son.

Malak was the twin brother of Rafa iirc.

>>147800068
fair
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>>147799293
ok goodnight
>>147799380
no that's gross!! and girls dont do that anyway shhhh
>>147800038
maybe that would help
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>>147799567
bloomung
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>>147795350
This is the most hilarious thing i've ever seen on this general.
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>>147800207
>I think you're mistaking Olan for someone else.
And I think you read my post incorrectly.
>tfw spelled Malak correctly the first time but "corrected" it
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>>147800284
shouldn't you be in school or in bed
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hey all i just bought this game, how similar is XIV to XI? i played XI extensively for years
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>never see elezen females
????
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>>147800405
there is no distinguishable similarities besides some item/spell names senpai

>>147800296
touche. no, nobody did iirc
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>>147800405
Run away while you still can. This general is nothing but malicious avatarfags.
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>>147800405
don't expect the same game,
you'll end up disappointed and angry

it's just a wow clone with bunch of final fantasy
fanservice and a bunch of stuff stolen from
other MMOs and called other things
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>>147800405
Other than some gear, spells, some mobs ripped from 11, nothing.
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>>147800350
shouldn't you be fapping off to another grown man text sexing you?
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>>147799827
The WoL being the "Jesus Christ" isn't the problem. The problem is that how they handled the overall story is garbage.
>Doing stupid errands just to obtain information on things that would kill the entire world
>Badly written characters
>Badly written villans (Gaius deserved much better)
>Badly written scenarios (If 2.55 was disregarded, the story wouldn't change.)
>All the meaningless deaths (except for the Roe)

The only time the player ever lost is at the end of 1.0 where the fall of Dalamud was inevitable, and that became one of the most memorable events of the history of XIV. 2.0 doesn't even have something to write back home about.
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>>147800573
already did today
it was great
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>>147800576
also the pointless padding
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We've done it.

Shout outs to the real mvp {Patience}.
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>>147800573
they're work in the morning so they're asleep
you should try it some time kid ;)
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>>147800405
This game is so far from FFXI now. It's a themepark MMO with a fast gear treadmill, to put it so bluntly.
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>>147800704
>at
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>>147800576
>discovering luis socks and the secret of phoenix, then killing bahamut in his own heart wasn't memorable
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>>147800549
>>147800503
>>147800473
aw man, i was half hoping for a XI remake with this game, but i enjoyed WoW back in the day as well, so we'll see how it goes.

would any of you know what would be the SAM/samurai equivalent job for this game?
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>>147800824
>no impact on anything
It wasn't.
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>>147800824
it was generic against all odds animeshit
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newfag here, currently downloading the game, which realm/server do i join to avoid reddit?
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>>147800871
Samurai when it comes out next year
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>>147800871
samurai, which will be coming in the next expansion, and we have no idea what role it will fill
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>>147800871
SAM with next addon, but I guess something along WAR or DRK
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>>147800871
XIV used to be that XI remake but they remade the game because it was a failure.

And nope, no SAM yet.
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>>147800915
Mateus, Aether datacenter
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>>147800915
Gilgamesh
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>>147800915
balmung

i hope you have 18 spare yoshibucks
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>>147800947
>>147800953
>>147800958
im getting mixed signals here
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>>147800915
EU or NA?
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>>147800871
Chaining ws's, 2h katana's and all sorts of crazy TP shit?
Nothing atm unfortunately but samurai is "expected" for the next expansion

The closest thing that I can think of is managing stacks on warrior to pop fell cleaves out the wazoo but that is much different from good ol skillchaining
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>>147801019
NA
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>>147800892
>stopping bahamut from being completed and blowing shit up (again)
>no impact
Ok dude.

>>147800909
Yeah and it was awesome. irrc the super saiyan luis scene has been the only non-intro cgi scene in the game
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>>147800691
Cass no, it won't fit...
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>>147801012
Go to Leviathan or Excalibur and stay the fuck away from Gilgamesh and Balmung. Gilgamesh is the Reddit server and Balmung is full of so many "LOL XD" fucks that it might as well be Reddit. Mateus has a few fucks from here but the server's pretty much ded so only go if you like tiny communities.
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>>147800915
Gilgamesh is the Reddit server. Join anything else, but not a dead server.
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>>147801083
it was shit
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I caught a caterpee it was in my room!
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>>147801105
>Excalibur
>The server where that Denmomcstronghuge guy is
>not a Reddit server
Lmfao
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>>147800915
You're never going to fully avoid reddit/4chan completely so it's fully up to you.

That said, Gilga/Balmung are probably the worst offenders.

If you're NA go Excalibur. EU go Odin. AU/SEA go Tonberry.
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Was the npcs drawing distance always so low or did they change something in the latest patches? I haven't played since 3.0. I'm on maximum settings.
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>>147801186
>If you're NA go Excalibur
Why there?
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>>147801012
Come to cactuar, we're one of the safe places from drama.
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>>147800942
kind of an out there question, but is there a way to play the original version before it was remake?
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sulksulk
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>>147801186
>>147801105
>>147801118
Alright thanks. I'm assuming Excalibur has the largest 4chan community, right?

>>147801270
Drama is fun though
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>recommending excalibur
>excalibur autist hyur le advertisment plays there
>kaotsuki
>gorilla

you gotta be shitting me, just oil my olivia senpai
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>>147801306
fuck off
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what if level synched coil was part of the MSQ
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>>147801289
I promise you, you really REALLY don't want to. It was a Hindenburg level disaster for a number of very good reasons.
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so L I T
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>>147801329

No balmg has the largest
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>>147801329
>I'm assuming Excalibur has the largest 4chan community, right?
Nope, there's not FC either. Then again, barely any servers have them at this point.
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>>147801289
There are private servers. Seventh Umbral is one but it's inactive now. There's another project in the works but it's not yet available to play I believe?
>>147801349
The private servers are fine.
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>>147801306
Go have your pity party somewhere else you attention seeking misfit.
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>>147800423
i want this catboy to pump me
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>>147801329
Actually Balmung >>> Gilg >> Excal in terms of largest 4chan community

Also >>147801336
Its sooooper spooooky cause I'm on Excal
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wts pocket healer
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>>147801474
You're a constant of this general, every single day. I would not recommend any server you play on.
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>>147801363
How much to tittyfuck and cum on those glasses?
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>>147801342
>>147801426
don't bully pls
I don't have anywhere else
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>>147801363
it feels like this cat is getting lewder and lewder for each passing day
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one more question, which server has the most and cutest lalafells
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ook ook
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>>147801536
go to bed paks
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>>147798640
I want your soul.

>>147798643
Geralt c@ - the Balmung witcheress Miqo'te. Yeah, how ironic. I know, but my c@ does have yellow eyes and white hair, so...

>>147799029
>>147799273
>>147799339
>>147799597
>>147799656
>>147800006

AYY FUCKING LMAO
Did people just try to hook up, because of me? Hol' up... This can't be real.

>>147801363
You meant to say G E N E R I C, right?
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>the entire coerthas eastern lowlands was made into a PvP zone
what a waste
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>>147801478
What's your offer?
>>
Post logs
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>>147801474
Spoooooky Excaligans GET OUT
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>>147801563
Still and always will be just a tease tho

>>147801543
but how do you tittyfuck a flat cat
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>>147801678
but ur cat is just as generic
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>>147801742
a pocket healer?
>>147801478
are you a cute female?
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>>147801363
Why did you breakup with greencat?
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>>147801779
>but how do you tittyfuck a flat cat

you just have to want it enough.
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>>147801536
why? he's pretty chill
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>>147801564
Most likely balmung due to statistical probability

>>147801536
I appreciate it since I'd like Excal to remain how it is now!

>>147801478
Only if they can heal from my shoulder or while perched on my head.
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>>147801779
there's enough there to work with, just press em together
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>>147801838
ayo white boy
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>>147801767
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>>147801873
I want to pick up this lalafell and pet it.
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>We could have had real succubi
>We got tiny cutesy asian girls
Dang.
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>>147801801
of course its IMPOSSIBLE for boys to be pocket healers
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>>147801958
>complains about the race
>fantas to it anyway
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>>147801890

bix nood
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>>147802086
It was free real estate I couldn't turn down the opportunity to shake my fist angrily while dancing to jpop.
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How did mateus manage to make it into the general drama? There's literally two people on the server.
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>>147801678
You can have my soul if you want.
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>>147802081
You aren't a gross cat or roe are you? Highlanders are too big to be pocket healers.
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>>147801678
B A S E D
A
S
(S)
E
D
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>>147802152
People hated how they advertised their dead server so frequently.
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>>147801779
I used to think I would always "just" be a tease... now I'm the FC cumdump

and I like it
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>>147802152
The green one spammed, and still sometimes spams, this server pretty much daily.
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>>147802354
tfw i'll never be an FC cumdump
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>>147802152
The green cat spams general all the time to get people to roll an alt, then ERPs in the hopes of convincing people to transfer so he can have a static.
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>>147801560
you have gilgamesh
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>>147802427
>>147802335
I'm leveling up on Mateus right now
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>>147802247
lalafells are the only true pocket healers
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>>147802492
follow your dreams
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I forgot I have a character on Mateus im gonna go spy on these whores
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>>147802541
does greencat fuq or get fuq'd?
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>>147802541
Well, that's good for you. If you liked the server then, hey? Go stay in there. If not then you should go to greener pastures.
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>>147801424
>The private servers are fine.
post gameplay
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>>147802541
I am deeply sorry for you, as this server, by every definition of this word, is fucking DEAD. It's a meme.
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>>147802619
>gameplay
It's only used for exploration. If you want gameplay, check out YouTube or something. Particularly 1.23 stuff.
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>>147802530
>The green cat spams general all the time to get people to roll an alt, then ERPs
post logs
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>>147802612
I do both.
>>147802614
I'm greencat,
>>147802623
It's lively enough if you talk to others
>>
come~

relax~

in my shitus~
>>
>"On the subject of getting new content on odd-numbered patches and battle content such as the Alexander raids on the even-numbered patches, Yoshida said that content such as item level upgrades and the timing of high-difficulty raids won’t change its flow, but they will continue adding more content, such as casual content on the even-numbered patches, so there will always be something for everyone."
>4.0 won't change anything
Time to pack up, boys.
>>
do you fags sell your left over grade V materia or use them for alternate jobs that aren't your main
>>
>>147802547
Server? i feel like this is a trap
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>>147802741
If I bring a well geared toon can I dick you while purple cat watches?
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>>147802783
>they will continue adding more content, such as casual content
How much more casual content does this game even need? Don't we have enough????
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>>147802534
I can't leave balmung, my crush is here
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>no (you)'s
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>>147802863
but you're my crush
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>>147802828
um no
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>>147802884
complimentary
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>>147802863
Who is your crush?
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Big, fat, throbbing male Au Ra dicks
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>>147802969
casual
>>
>tfw your crush starts talking about her crush
>its someone you dislike
i will DESTROY you!
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>>147803086
I guess I'm pretty casual yeah, I just like to try hard when I do things
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>>147802969
you have to put out sometimes to get what you want
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>>147802821
balmung
in all honesty i was just funposting since i know im too awkward to actually meet up
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>>147803081
Where do I acquire these?
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>>147803180
do you like other lalafell
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>>147803180
I wouldn't ERP for something like that ever, I don't ERP all that often at all really
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>>147803081
>edging to my logs
>finish
>see this
>close my eyes
>there's four of them directly in front of me
>I can feel one of their balls.
>open my mouth
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>>147803180
Balmug sucks. Transfer out.
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>>>147803180
rip I always misquote, too tired >>147803154
crumbling as usual
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>>147802951
Unless you're also my crush I can't return your feelings I'm sorry anon
>>147802986
pls that would be much too embarrassing to say publicly
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>>147802979

thanks ;-;
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>>147803351
How do I know if i am your crush?
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>>147803292
sort of, not so much male lalas
anything not lala is great though because height difference is A++ male au ra husbando when
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>>147803330
You ERP'd with 4 male lizards at once? Lucky.
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>>147803395
{/tell} me
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>>147803549
You first
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>>147803263
balmung
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>tired of balmung
>make an alt on excal in ul'dah
wh..what is this
>>
Gonna need this hot, thick au'ra dick sucked.
>>
>>147803589
log on and I will
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i am strong catgirl
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>>147803658
Are you male?
>>147803654
>surprised that the Quicksands isn't the ERP hub in another server
???
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>>147803667
but i am logged on
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>>147803505
I wonder how you'd even erp with 5 people. Do you just like round robin it? That would be such a clusterfuck of text, holy shit

>and you're next!
>>
http://www.fflogs.com/reports/hNgjYKb6nv8W9cAJ#fight=6&type=damage-done&start=3560572&end=4180739
>People said meme team was bad
>People shit on Stratos all the time but he's actually really good
Did I step into bizarro XIV?
>>
>>147803715
it's just so jarring
ul is almost completely empty
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Auri bf get!
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>>147803750
>they replace proci and gods and now they're flourishing
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I hope 4.0 brings 1.0 feet models back.
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>>147803825
>ywn corner an au'ra and rape him to satisfy your lust
>>
>>147803859
AND 1.0 CAT ASS
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>>147803825
now fix his glamour
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>>147803725
sorry anon...
are you even on my friends list? no one I actually know is online..
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>>147803889
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>>147803841
pretend i replied with [email protected]
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>>147803737
i want to erp that grumpy boy.
why do you hog him all to yourself
>>
>>147803991
He's just resubbed so I'll get him better glamour when he gets better gear for his WHM.
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>>147804006
No, because I'm on a different server
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>>147803737
Stop acting like you dont erp.
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>>147803737
/pet
>>
>>147804012
what
>>
How do I /fa/ in FFXIV
>>
>>147803686
you have a pretty strong chin
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>>147804215
tfw shit at /fa/
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I miss my special friend.
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>>147803825
Are you going to touch tails now.
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>>147804215
color coodination
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>>147803737
Ever watch the Royal Rumble? I imagine it's much like that.

Entirely, exactly like that.
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>>147804098
then how did you expect me to /tell you x-x
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>>147803686
you are literally the cat version of wednesday adams and I like it
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>>147804276
Mines bigger.
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>>147804337
you transfer to my server, tell me, then stay because i become your new crush
>>
>>147804215
Don't be an Ippiki that mismatches things.
>>
>>147803841
Proci changed his name, he's still their MNK.

But apparently he needs the speed hack shit to even do his current DPS.
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I want to be like those cute /xivg/ couples who love each other so much that they meet up in real life and get nice bullied by the general!
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>>147804337
>>147804381
Can you faggots just go get laid already
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>>147804335
RKORGASM OUT OF NOWHERE BAH GAWD
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>>147804421
>tfw you go to proci for monk tips and he sits with you for hours talking about the job
>>
>>147804381
but that's not very fair to my crush...
>>147804471
uhm no, we can't, we're on different servers
>>
>>147804541
Daddy how do I press 1,2,3 >W<

thanks Mafu
>>
>>147804619
>he doesn't understand that every job as minute things you can do to make you better than braindead retards
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Alright, Balmung.
Which dad am I making?
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>>147804651
LOL!!!!!!
>>
>>147804421
>But apparently he needs the speed hack shit

do what now?
>>
>>147804009
so sad
>>
>>147804562
you crush is gay and doesnt even know who you are
>>
>>147803825
>every time I see this tail i get weird thoughts

make it stop please
>>
>>147804738
Highlander
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I want a /pet. (=・ω・=)

>>147804738
Left
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>>147804815
is this a gay cat?
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>>147804815
On the house!
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>>147804738
>>147804738
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>>147804867
why are you so mean handlebars
>>
>>147804738
>right
My fucking sides what have you done
>>
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>>147804867
(=・ω・=) again, please
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>>147804067
I hog nothing, he is a free spirit

>>147804114
Nothing in my statement implied I didn't. Try again kid

>>147804160
/pet

>>147804335
I wonder if they just pass around a "talking pillow" like they did in Breaking Bad

>>147804738
Left dad looks like he's seen some shit and has gr8 stories to tell
>>
>>147804767
There's something you can do in Cheat Engine to increase your spell or skill speed.

Some BLM on Adamantoise got caught but they didn't do shit to him so now tons of people are using it for extra DPS.
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>>147804938
I gave him what he wanted, I don't understand...

>>147805001
You got it.
>>
>>147804421
Why don't you level your alt and do better?
>>
>>147805019
>something you can do with cheat engine

I used that to look for hidden areas in Dark Souls. There's literally a checkbox built in that says "Speed Hack", do don't need to do any parsing or scrubbing to actually initiate it. Fuck's sake SE.
>>
Can I use cheat engine to get naked? I wanna fap to my kitty and witch girl toons.
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>>147805001
sorry it was kind of mean here you go ;_;
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>>147805073
Now that's just immoral.
>>
>>147805175
there's a simple model swap patch for that
>>
>>147805175
i want to use cheat engine to make other characters naked so i can fap.
>>
>>147805001
This catboy needs to get milked badly
>>
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Is this game worth playing?
>>
>>147805409
good tastes in waifu. and yes, it is.
>>
>>147805409
Lol, no.
>>
>>147805409
Yeah.
>>
>>147794976
>avatarfagging in the OP
you've gone too far, fuck off
>>
>>147805409
Good taste in waifu, and lol no.
>>
>>147805409
Play the free trial, so you can see if it is for you
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>>147805229
The moon can't say no.
>>
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I did a thing and became a c@
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Names are difficult.
>>
>>147805724
no one cares
>>
>>147805724
Okay. Now go die in a fiery pit you disgusting cat boy menace.
>>
>>147805764
Fourty Seven
Father Ofall
Soldier Dad
Bicc Boii
>>
>>147805764
Just name yourself something normal.
It's Daddy/Dad
>>
>>147805764

Gash Pounder
>>
>>147805724
Do you like other catboys...
>>
>>147805724
That's a good spot.
>>
>>147805764
you look like old big boss from the end of mgs4
>>
>>147805764
Punished Father
>>
>>147805764
Eyebrow To'noman
>>
>>147805764
BRICK STEEL
>>
>>147805768
>>147805771
haters
>>147805871
umm i dont know.. . .
>>147805879
what are some of your favorites?
>>
>>147806302
This is a pretty nice one too.
>>
>>147803501
>male aura x female lalafell
isn't that a height difference of like, 300%?
>>
>>147803501
you're gross
>>
Started on Excalibur few weeks ago, should I go to Balmung for /vg/ or kill myself?
>>
>>147805896
This is good... isn't it?

>>147805810
>>147805836
I'l probably going to go with something fairly normal sounding.
Probably Theodric or maybe Jack.

>>147805860
>>147806191
>>147806259
>>147805903
Pffh.
>>
>>147806458
>300%
600%
>>
awena... bp
>>
>>147806458
>not using your lalafell as an onahole
>>
>>147806504
You won't regret killing yourself.
>>
>>147806532
tallest male au ra is 7'2/84in
shortest female lala is 2'10/34in

s-so just about 250% jesus fuck

>>147806559
that's fairy porn sized, penetration is probably not even close to possible
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>>147806535
>>
>>147806678
I know, right
>>
>>147806792
I would like me a dancing miqo'te.
You up for the task?
>>
>>147806572
on that real note tho is Excal a shit server or nah? Balmung worth $18?
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Lalafell and Au Ra you say . . .
>>
>>147806921
Nah it's ok
>>147806504
>Balmung for /vg/
>for /vg/
Go to balmung for that. Excal isn't much of a /vg/ heavy sever at all.
>>
>>147806952
show standing on flat ground or more shoulder poses
>>
>>147806794
>>147806952
>race mixing

NO
>>
>>147806921
Even the high pop servers are shit. FFXIV as a whole is shit. Quit before you invest too much.
>>
>>147806509
Theodric is a good name.
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>>147806986
Let them be happy!
>>
>>147806986
It's not possible for viable offspring to result, it's not race mixing
>>
>>147806678
stretching magic
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>>147806986
why not?
>>
>>147807148
250% size difference is not *waves magic wand to make it work* tier
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>>147807039
I was flip-flopping between and finally pulled the trigger on Jack. Kinda regret it now, but.. at least neither of those names are common in this land of Kiritos and Tias.
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>>147807220
yes it is, my chinese cartoons showed me that it works
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>>147806984
What about nappin..
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>LB3
>Somebody runs over and rubs his dink on your /bow

D O N ' T
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How do you save a friend?
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>>147807439
Stay up with them all night.
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>>147807439
cast cure
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>>147807484
HAH!
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aether dps queue for VA please
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>>147807686
Done, make sure to say hi.
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>>147807439
Dramatic slow motion leap in front of them.
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Which job says dad the most?

Paladin?
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>>147807220
You have not watched enough porn. There are women that can fit a human head in there.
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>>147807851
Scholar or White Mage.

Stern fatherly healer is best healer.
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>>147807851
Any tank is fine, honestly. Maybe Warrior though.
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>>147807851
Carpenter only
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>>147807439
Pet them.

Or tase them back to their senses.
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>>147807637
Thanks I'm here all week
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This potato stole my wife and turned them into a potato ;-;
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>Girls can wear butler outfit with no issues
They won't make it unisex, boho outfit is still flat for men and won't be changed so this won't be either. RIP
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>>147807851
Can you be my dad please?
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>>147807909
I was also thinking about White Mage.

>>147807912
I actually started out as MRD for reasons, but Paladin definitely would feel like the most dad out of all the tanks.

>>147807927
Warrior, Carpenter, Botanist. I really wish there were crafting joke weapons available for glamour.
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>>147808090
How do I hire these lizards?
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Huh, this monkey suit has better defense than the starter gear...

Not to mention it looks pretty spiffy.

>>147808176
I'll gladly be your father figure.
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>>147808337
For what?
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>>147808412
Make me breakfast in the morning. Bring me tea. Remind me of my important meetings throughout the day. You know? Butler things.
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>>147808402
>>147808090
>tfw cucked by eu account cause PAL country
>literally the other side of the world
>butler suit NEVER EVER

it hurts
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>>147808090
Why is the female character wearing the butler outfit
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>>147808453
Man I go from wanting a butler, to getting one, to becoming one?
What's the pay?
>>147808501
It'll be there {soon} Please look forward to it.
>>
Is handlebars asleep already?
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>>147808402
Please tell me your name and introduce me to the world of ff14, daddio.
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>>147808550
Model swapper, to put it simply.
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>>147808579
No, I'm here.
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>>147808553
I'll pay you in a massive load of nothing.
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>>147808832
HECK! No deal!
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>>147808501
Well, heck, son, I'll take it off.
I didn't mean to make ya feel jealous.

>>147808604
I'm the only "Jack" online.
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>>147808825
I managed to make a character.
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>>147808953
Is there a certain server? This will be my first time playing.
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>>147808978
Cool cool, where we meetin'
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>>147809035
Well, shoot. I'm actually on Balmung.
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>>147808953
Ay, papi. Sálvame.
Oh dios mio...
>>
>take break for months, come back, 3m
>friend asks me to do maps with him
>make almost 10m+ in a week with nigh minimal effort
>get gaeli/panda drops as well
h-help
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>>147808203
>not miner
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>>147808090
so much cuter as male/femra couple than femra/femlala
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>>147809432
>not all DoH/DoL handyman
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>>147809474
Right, because nothing says "Dad" like a sewing needle.
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>>147809438
He just liked playing femlala for dressup and pompadours. I kinda turned him to playing males more often because when we met he was only playing girls at the time except for when he started.
Now we can be cute by shoving my head literally up his ass! Thanks, technology.
>>147809510
ARM, BSM, CRP, MIN, FSH, maybe LTW, WAR/PLD
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>>147809580
post his healer glams
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What do I gotta do to get some (You)'s around here?
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>>147809668
I'll send through discord.
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>>147809580
I dunno, man.
Nothing more dad than a guy forsaking his
masculinity to make/do something sweet for his kids.
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>yfw you can't get exp for DoW/M classes from Meld Your Heart anymore
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fuck
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>>147809942
It's right there.
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>>147809942
29 32
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>>147809942
I don't understand how people legitimately have trouble with these... Just use your eyes, scan the map for details. No two spots on the map are identical for this exact reason. It's like you didn't even bother looking and just opened the map and posted here right after without giving it a shot.
>>
>>147810057
>>147810213
I was flying right over it, I'm stupid.
>>
lalabois?
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>>147810267
>not everyone is autistic
Wow!
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>tfw Abe freaked out on me one day and hasn't talked to me since.
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>>147810373
lala boys suck
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>>147810456
>/xivg/
>not autistic
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>>147810549
>tfw nobody gives a shit
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>>147810586
no you
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>>147810586
You suck and your glamour is horse shit.
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sexy miqo time?
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>>147810741
this isnt even a glamour you bongo head, half of it is gear from sohm al
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>>147810763
would post, but I'm not "sexy", I'm more "cute".
>>
Anyone have any good WAR guides/images that would help me learn the job well enough to raid on it?
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>>147810549
Should've cammed for me, cakeboy.
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>>147810456
Recognizing some really obvious blue and black lines on a tiny map doesn't exactly require you to be a savant. You're just blind or stupid.
>>
What's better at healing, SCH or WHM?
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>>147810936
Why'd you post Ceci's character sheet?
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>>147810586
I've come from the past to say fuck yoooooooooooooooou
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>>147810937
WHM is better, SCH is easier.
>>
>>147810763
>>
>>147811115
DE
LEET
THIS
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>>147810937
For raw healing, WHM.

For shields/dps time, SCH
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>>147811140
yes ma'am.
>>
>>147811323
now grab your balls, squeeze tightly, and remember who you belong to.
>>
>>147811140
>>147811115
what emote is this
I want to do
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>>147811564
/doze
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>>147811608
thanks
it's super cute
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>>147811631
Lala /doze is cuter
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>>147811684
Nothing is cuter than catdoze when they wake themselves up.
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>>147811875
post pits
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>>147811875
Cat /shocked is pretty top tier.
>>
>>147811992
>>147811875
cat emotes are underwhelming. could have been way more animated
>>
>>147811875
tfw newfags won't remember this cat
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>>147811985
Here you go.

>>147812050
Shut your whore mouth, heathen.
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>>147812159
NO

DO IT RIGHT
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>>147812159
cats are boring
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Today's been a good day.
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>>147812262
does this catboy like catgirls?
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>>147812185
Ok.
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>>147812324
(=・ω・=) Why yes I do.
>>
>>147812427
im screaming
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free me from this hell
>>
>>147810838
help
>>
What do you do if you catch someone staring at you?
>>
>>147812932
scream at them to stop staring and call them a creep
>>
>>147804458
Artist? Or at least character?
>>
>>147812932
wink at them
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>>147812932
I wave. Though usually I'm the one staring at others.
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>>147812932
Stare back, write their name down, find and murder their family, burn their house, feed their remains/ashes to the bloodthirsty ravens
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Would you KISS this c@?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10696031
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>>147812932
/t [name] Hi! I noticed you've been targeting me for a while. Is there anything I can help you with or are you just examining my gear?
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>>147812523
{/pet}
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>levelling SCH, everyone says it's so easy
>queue for random dungeon, get Cutter's Cry
>it's ridiculously difficult
>tank drops to like 10% in the blink of an eye
>can barely dps because I have to keep swapping out of Cleric's Stance to heal him
>my fairy's healing is basically non-existent compared to earlier dungeons
>get to the last boss
>it's impossible
>everyone is getting hit by the balls
>everyone is paralyzed
>one dps gets oneshot by something
>I can't resurrect him because everyone else is dying also
>start having a panic attack
>end up just ctrl + alt + deleting and ending process
>crying irl

Back to MNK for me I guess
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>>147813132
>not locking them in your basement forever

>>147813159
>dry lip syndrome
fucking STOP
>>
>>147813169
>>147812932
Isnt there a command to view someone without looking?
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>>147813187
{/joy}{/happy}
>>
>>147812932
Wave at them or do /bow.

I've actually found myself on various blogs on the lodestone etc.
>>
I love lizard men!
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>>147813261
>Character advice from this abomination
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>>147813249
you probably just have bad gear and the group was terrible, don't give up

>>147813308
>>
>>147813261
ugly
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I love this cat.
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>>147813308
me too, anon.
>>
>>147813249
alright ima make it simple for you.

1. Everything hits like a fucking truck in CC. Same with Stone Vigil. You basically can't dps as a healer reliably.

2. Chimera can be soloed by the tank. Nothing anyone else does matters as long as the tank doesn't fuck up.
>>
>>147813281
>{/gay}
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>>147813501
Me three!
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>>147813308
Disgusting.
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>>147813501
is that a naked regan i see
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>>147813501
That grape looks familiar...
>>
>>147813501
):
>>
>>147812262
server?
>>
>>147813249
Some dungeons are hit/miss on how much DPS you can get in as healer. It sounds like you got a tank who was badly geared or not using mitigation. Plus most of the damage in Chimera is avoidable.
>>
>>147813281
2/10, trash

>>147813261
1/10, trash

>>147813159
2/10, trash

>>147813132
2/10, trash

>>147813129
5/10, needs work

>>147812523
Miqo'te 2/10, trash
Elezen 4/10, needs work, essential flaws that can't be fixed out Fantasia

>>147812523
2/10, trash

>>147812262
2/10, trash

>>147811992
2/10, trash

>>147811875
2/10, trash

>>147811069
3/10, garbage

>>147810814
2/10, trash

>>147810763
2/10, trash

>>147810586
2/10, trash

>>147809682
1/10, trash

>>147809580
1/10, trash

>>147808953
4/10, unattractive

>>147808402
4/10. unattractive

>>147808090
1/10, trash

>>147807898
2/10, trash

>>147806952
Lala 3/10, garbage
Au Ra 1/10, trash

>>147805724
2/10, trash

>>147805702
1/10, trash

>>147804335
2/10, trash

>>147804160
1/10, trash

>>147803686
2/10, trash

>>147802979
2/10, trash

>>147802541
2/10, trash

>>147801786
>2/10, trash

>>147801678
2/10, trash

>>147801474
4/10, unattractive

>>147801363
2/10, trash

>>147801306
2/10, trash
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>>147812932
run away to break the targeting and hope they didnt examine me in time
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>>147813626
gimme that 1/10.
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>Tries game
>"Damn they have no ass"
>"That's because they remove it awhile ago"

What!? Why did they nerf BUTT?!?!
>>
>>147813626
Elezen boy lover is back..
>>
>>147813668
more like slut/10
>>
>>147813617
Jenova
>>
>>147813626
can you please post a 10/10 character

im rather curious what you think is good
>>
>>147813626
Turban elezen here, this better?
>>
>>147813682
>le one guy
>>
>>147813687
>a 0/10
Even better, not like I haven't already heard that spicy meme before. Now let's go for -1/10.
>>
>>147813626
this is the best kind of post because you know avatarfags get self-conscious
>>
Post shirtless men please!
>>
>>147813654
1/10, trash

>>147813668
2/10, trash

>>147813706
6/10, needs work but a potential 7/10, face would need Fantasia since it's bad
>>
what do you do when someone steals your husbando from you

should I move on
>>
>>147813736
Are there multiple people who come here to rate everyone in the same format and always upboats male Elezen?
>>
>>147813626
>The bait ratings again
this is worse than chemo
>>
>>147813823
>2/10
I said 1/10. Don't give me too much credit.
>>
>>147813758
Here ya are mate.
>>147813823
Aight, thanks cap'n.
>>
>>147813823
Elezenlover
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>>147813829
do the aery with me
>>
>>147813857
Just two. One is more in-depth and specific, the other is deliberately vague: >>147813626
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How did you feel about her, bros?
>>
>>147814128
10/10
why can't more people have good character design like this player
>>
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>Search for the maundering moogles. 0/3
>Deliver the Ishgardian cuisine to the moogles. 0/3
>>
>>147814194
for a shitposter, this is pretty good
>>
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>tfw 886 more beast tribe tokens til anima
>>
>>147814212
>fly to the opposite end of Sea of Clouds
>fly to the opposite end of Sea of Clouds
>talk to a guy closeby, then fly to the opposite end of Sea of Clouds
>>
>>147814128
Infinitely better than Estinien. Ysalle is amazing.
>>
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>>147814128
>fivehead
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>>147814307
>not liking Estinien

Is this real life?
>>
>>147814307
>is
Was. She's dead. Deal with it.
>>
>>147814378
>liking Estinien
>>
>>147814378
Estinien is edgelord trash with 0 character progression

>>147814396
I was saying that for the benefit of people who haven't gotten that far.
>>
>>147814307
Watch estinian join garlemald in 4.0 so he can put an end to the war with the primals. He'll be Kain, betraying us at least once per expansion. He's already 2 for 2.
>>
>kala crowe keeps jumping off his mount and remounting because the mining point isn't there

>blackstar lazarus flys on the same flight path, stopping at the exact same coordinate to 180 back

This game really doesn't change. Guessing SE doesn't even bother unless they warp underground?
>>
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>>147814452
>this is what people who skip cutscenes actually think
>>
>>147814128
I wanted to impregnate her to shut her up.
>>
>>147814559
You're free to have your shitty taste in characters. I watched all of the The Three Amigos ft The Hero of Light at least 2 times and change for screenshots alone
>>
Is there any conclusive evidence that Ysayle WASN'T Alphinaud's mom?
>>
>>147813545
You and I could be good friends on the base of love for lizard boys.

>>147813585
It is! I have plenty more, too!

>>147813590
/pet
>>
>>147814662
They simply should have both known if they were related.
>>
you can change hair color and style without that potion thing right? also what about eye color?
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>>147814741
post more naked regan please...
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>>147814842
>you can change hair color and style without that potion thing right?
Yes, with the Aesthetician.
>also what about eye color?
No.
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>>147814741
Grape is my favorite lizard boy.
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>>147813829
make an alt, make them both fall in love with you, and destroy them
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please… c@girls…
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>>147815084
everybody gets one.
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>>147815034
Thank you!
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>>147815179
You wouldn't be thanking me if you knew what that meant, big guy.
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>>147814658
But the real question is do you have dragoon levelled?
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>>147815214
L-lewd...
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>>147815139
Hina, do you like giving slow, sensual head to big dicked traps?
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>>147815251
Yes, it changed nothing about my opinion getting to 60.
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>>147815084
First Miqo'te 2/10, trash
Lala 3/10, garbage
Second Miqo'te 2/10, trash

>>147815139
4/10, unattractive

>>147815179
1/10, trash

>>147815214
1/10, trash
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>>147815305
I honestly like to be given slow, innocent pats on the head via your hand.
>>
>>147815385
(=・ω・=)
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>>147815353
Another quality elezenfuccboi post
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>>147815385
Those headpats can be earned
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>>147814854
here you go anon, he's out of town so no bully pls

>>147815034
Grape is a CUTE CUTE and super nice boy
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>>147815450
Regan is hot! H O T!

Thanks
>>
How much CP should I have to be decent at crafting? I just bought carbonweave set, and I looked at a rotation guide that says 437, but I'm in the mid 300s. How do you get that much without buying ironworks shit?
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>not playing your gender

baka desu senpai
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>>147815661
there's nothing wrong with being mentally ill and acting like a slutty catgirl all the time
>>
>>147815736
but you don't act like a slutty catgirl
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>>147815787
"woosh."
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>>147815736
>black hair on cat girl

Fuck you for making me like her.
>>
>>147815736
I agree about acting like a mentally ill part,
Being a cat girl or boy however is a mistake, fanta asap
>>
>Apartments coming in 3.4
the fuck is this?
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>>147815971
Moar. I want to dick her bad
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>>147815589
regen is indeed a hot
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>>147815591
melds + food
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>>147815736
>>147815971
>copying the cat in the OP
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>>147815450
I would pet the shit out of grape
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>>147816029
she is not for dicking

>>147816116
sorry im not very original and OP has such a nice cat I couldn't help myself
>>
whats the fastest class to lvl thats not a healer?
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>>147816282
Fishing
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>>147816282
A tank.
All of them level up the same way anyway.
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>>147816246
He's extremely approachable and one of the nicest people I've met. Do it! It's worth!
>>
>>147814554
Have you reported multiple times?
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>>147816270
all women are tho
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>>147816414
she's 14 you creep
>>
>>147815878
ghettos for the poor characters rented out by the rich characters

be ready for some jewing
>>
>>147816479
and???
>>
>>147816535
do I need to get the RCMP involved?
>>
>>147816573
>RCMP
no but she can be involved with my dick.
>>
>>147816573
If that stands for rub cock, massage prostate, yes you do.
>>
>>147816650
>>147816674
I wonder if these threads will ever stop being this fucking cringey
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>>147816375
But I'm stuck on Exodus.
>>
>>147816746
>cringing at that

sheltered or just naive?
>>
>>147816817
>makes semen demon probably only used to take screenshots
>complains about people wanting to use her as a semen demon
>>
>>147816818
>not thinking its cringeworthy
autistic or just socially inept?
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>>147816807
I'll give him plenty of /pets for you then.

Get on balmung after a maintenance or patch and come heckle him!
>>
>>147816936
>ywn grind your butt against elk's crotch and be lifted a foot into the air
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>>147816817
So she was 13 years old the first time I stuck my pennor into her mouth!
>>
HOW DO I PLAY WARRIOR
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>>147816991
Appreciated.

I have tried and failed to make an alt on balmung 5 times now.
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>>147817131
123
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>>147817131
SWING AXE
HIT THING
RIP AND TEAR
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>>147817131
pull off your vape
hold it in until you get 5 stacks
berserk
fell cleave
chuck a huge cloud
do the shmoney dance
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https://www.f-list.net/c/ada%20valentine

Thinking of making some changes to my f-list, but I need ideas xivg, what do you think?
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>>147817161
I'm not opposed to meeting coming over there to say hello!
>>
look how cute this tummy is!!
>>
>>147817254
>scat: yes
>>
>>147817254
Why do all midlander females look like huge bitches
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>>147817346
abe...
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>>147817254
>the fav and yes categories
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>>147817320
>tfw not on same data centre as this qt grape
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>>147817346
stop now
>>
>>147817346
>Very obvious happy trail

No thanks.
>>
>>147817254
Delete this list and your life
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>>147817346
>doesn't show the good stuff

bored of you already
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>>147817320
yes please
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>>147817254
I'd start by updating your avatar for one, you dumb slut.
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>>147817421
not all do
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>>147817421
they have a bad case of resting bitch face, but i kinda like it though
>>
should I start with a gladiator or lancer?
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>>147817514
you're supposed to lick the happy trail downwards, you fucking PHILISTINE
>>
Can someone explain why we can't do barefoot glamour

I know we can't have nice foot models because of consoles, but why can't we have bare feet instead of those gay sandals? Is it also because of consoles?
>>
>>147817254
>Bi - female preference
>Males on Maybe

Why do you have to lie
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>>147817346
>liking femboys

show me a real hot DAD or a hot MAN

>>147817651
I believe the sandals were there even in 1.0 but I could also be 100% wrong. I honestly don't know why they are there as not all footwear has heels. I could understand it if we have Viera as they have built-in heels, but otherwise I'm not 100% sure.

tldr ps3 limitations and yoshi says NO
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>>147817756
>show me a real hot DAD or a hot MAN
gay
men are ugly
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>>147817254
>a grown man compiled this whole list
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>>147817756
>tfw finding other manly men is a task

Too many femboy sluts tbqh
>>
>>147817828
Literally not any less socially accepted than watching anime. I'd rather tell someone I ERP than watch Monogatari series. InB4 "Haha I just saved this image I dunno what it is"
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>>147817414
Scatman john is my nigga anon, haven't you ever beep bop ba doobady do bop during erp?

>>147817443
That's just pretty much the whole list of all the fetishes I felt applied to XIV in some way. Most are pretty okay in a textfuck scenerio, no reason not to try something new desu. Worst that can happen is "welp that was a bad idea in hindsight, not doing that again"

>>147817519
Sorry I got an extended warrenty on "life"

>>147817537
I haven't updated anything yet, that's why i'm asking for suggestions

>>147817656
But I do like males anon, but it takes some convincing to do anything larger than a lala usually.

>>147817828
>he doesn't categorize his fetishes
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>>147817535
Just give a name or general hang out location. I will have to come find you later!
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>>147817941
Of course I know what it is, I'm not some retarded normie.
I watched season 1 and then never touched any of the others because s1 bored me to hell and back.
And no, compiling a list of all the ways that you want other grown men to cyber-fuck you is not more okay than watching chinese cartoons.
>>
>>147817819
shit taste
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>>147817423
That's not abe
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>>147818049
I'm usually by limsa's aetheryte. The only populated city on this server besides Idyllshire. Initials are R.A.
>>
>hard dick
>too ashamed of how bad I am to ERP
>no friend to ERP at me while I masturbate
>>
>>147817941
>tell your normie acquaintance you like anime
>"yooooooo, you mean like DBZ or Pokemon? I used to love those as a kid!"

>tell your normie acquaintance you like pretending to be a slutty woman in a video game and getting e-fucked by strangers online
>"..."
>>
>>147817651
>>147817756
Do you think it has something to do with the height of the characters? Like, the zones in the game are meant to be walked on with shoes on, maybe they ran into issues where the character would look like they're hovering slightly above ground when bare foot.
Sounds like an easy thing to fix, but this is SE. there's always been weird quirks like this that they've tried to fix in some bizarre way or simply left it alone, like weapons and what not clipping into your character's name in XI.
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>>147818312
/gif/, my man.
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>>147817991
Midlander is best tummy/hips.
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>>147818514
That's what I usually do, nothing is as hot as ERP though.
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>>147818557
You got that right I thought you were afk you sly dog
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>>147818428
This game has a really weird thing with clipping. Even the Au ra in brand new gear have ridiculous horn and hair clipping, despite being the "brand new" race.

As for hovering above the ground, I'm not too sure that's the issue. You can stand in various places with steps (i.e. the area near the aetheryte in limsa) and you will hover above the ground. I wish I knew the answer, anon.
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>>147818382
You need better friends. Plus thats not all F list is for you know.
>>
post pits i can sniff
>>
>I believe the sandals were there even in 1.0 but I could also be 100% wrong.
They were.
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>>147818557
Nope, female Au Ra is best.
>>
>>147818657
I think more people can forgive hovering above ground when going up stairs over having your character hover literally everywhere, just standing still on flat ground seeing yourself slightly above ground, much more noticeable and weird.
I might be wrong, but I remember reading somewhere that Au Ra was planned a very long time ago, and gear was designed with Au Ra in mind... but this is what we got.
If I'm not talking out my ass, it makes me wonder what it's going to be like for new races, more human-like is a given, but clipping seems like it'll be even worse then it is now.
>>
>>147818648
Are you two going to have sexy time together now?
>>
>>147819038
ugh, meant for >>147817756
>>
>>147818760
>>
>>147819054
>female Au Ra
>best at anything

Aren't even the best at being ugly because femroes exist
>>
>>147818557
>>147817991
>>147817254
Gross
Get dressed and stay home
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>>147819843
y-you too
>>
how do we teach DF tanks to use pull macros in trials
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>>147819843
Femroes aren't ugly, you're just insecure around strong women because they challenge your masculinity.
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>>147820039
Every time a drk plunges without any warning I want to blow up a hospital
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>>147820071
>it's not us, it's you!
>>
>>147820039
>>147820127
>tank starts running towards boss
>pop pre pull cooldowns as fast as possible because I got no warning
>stops halfway there and stands still for 30 seconds
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>>147820039
i just wait untill everyone came close to boss and run in what's the deal.
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>>147820071
Femroes aren't ugly, you're just insecure around strong women because they challenge your masculinity.
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>>147820127
>weeping city
>one of our healers fake dc'd
>one of our healers took a bit long to get back to the boss
>drk plunges
>healer locked out
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>>147820310
It's always fun as MNK when your tank sit around for 40 seconds as you're cycling through stances and then decides to randomly pull as your coeurl falls off
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>>147818270
Heading over now!
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>>147820039
Why the fuck would you care about a pull macro for story mode trials?

>A better opener might end the four seconds faster!
>Even though it's already going to take three minutes more than it should because DF
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K@te
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>>147820489
This is a mouse person
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>>147820439
BECAUSE MY

PARSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>147820216
Pull anyway
It's df content and the chances of you wiping because of it are very slim
>>
>>147820434
I'm by the tree
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>>147820439
He didnt say storymode. Some people DF ex primals. As sad as that may be.
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tfw no tribute ;-;
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>>147820439
One day when you actually start doing good DPS you'll understand.
>>
>>147820439
>>147820664
>tfw I never had a problem with DF

Until this one time I was grinding Alex 1 for the precision thing and the DRK didn't provoke .5. He said, "I never needed provoke before xD" I was fucking screaming.
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>>147820708
>that hair

disgusting, leave and never show your face to me again!
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>>147816937
hey bby
>>
>>147820439
I was referring more to max level extreme stuff, but I would like a pull macro for like nidhogg story mode. I dunno, I guess tanks think they don't have rotations either, and even then they care about their rotation it starts when they pull, so there is an ignorance or like of courteousness towards dps who would like to have their openers done correctly, because it feels like shit when you have to compensate for a bad tank pull especially if they end up losing aggro and spinning the boss anyway.
>>
What's the population like in this game nowadays? I was on Ultros before and never really interacted with the guild beyond dungeon runs, but I've heard a lot of them quit anyway. Should I transfer to Balmung?
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>>147820708
I'll turn you into a tribute for our lord and savior Odin.
>>
>incredibly generic MMO
>content droughts
>Raids are a joke, easy as fuck
>extremely instanced world, loading screen galore
>2.5 GCD
>console plebs allowed to play with PC players
>very generic combat and healing/tanking trinity
>no fashion

Why is this game so popular again? Because its Final Fantasy and waifus?
>>
>>147820982
>no fashion
heh
>>
>>147820982
yes
>>
>>147820941
Don't need no shitty c@s, thanks though.
>>
>>147820708
You're cute and I'd like to help out but not in the mood.
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>>147814452
>0 character progression
you're a fucking retard
>>
>>147820741
Anyone who does good DPS where it matters isn't going to sperg out about muh perfect opener on something so old and easy that they let you do it through the DF.
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>>147821161
nah
if you're not trying to do your best at any given moment then you're shit
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>>147821142
Gotcha, boss. Won't make that mistake again.
>>
Can we start the omnious posting trend?

I'll start

Don't go to the bench tomorrow...Some of you guys are allright..

t. Kirito Tia
>>
>>147821227
this
>>
>>147821407
Kirito Tia

Very funny man never seen that joke before ;)
>>
>>147821407
Ultrash is EPIC
>>
>>147820039
Every time I have used a pull macro in DF someone complains or laughs at me
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>>147820881
hi
>>
>>147821585
because they are bad
>>
>>147821585
Then they are probably the terrible player. Just disregard them and maybe blacklist them if on your server.
>>
>>147820982
Because it's one of two muddy, slimy pools of water in a desert, the other being WoW. There's no other subscription theme park mmo that comes close. And nobody even makes them anymore because they all want f2p cash shop megabucks.
>>
>>147821529
I'm not ultrash I just appreciate a good meme you spergmaster
>>
>>147821585
As they should.

You lose more time waiting for a pull macro than you'd ever gain back from extra DPS on a couple people's openers. Just pull instead of wasting everybody's fucking time.
>>
>>147821585
they are bad.
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Tummies
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dead thread?
dead game?
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>>147821585
Depends on the pull macro
5 seconds is fine, 10 seconds is pushing it
then you get faggots who make you wait for 15 to 20 fucking seconds every pull, which is when I tell them to just ready check and pull when everyone is ready
if they ignore me I just MT in their place

cry me a fucking river
>>
1-4 Stay on my server and try and find people to play with.
5-8 Move to Balmung
9 Server Roulette
0 Quit
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Cats.
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>>147822394
i once wiped a raid in Wiping City because someone (not a tank) had a chatbox-filling macro of PULL THE BOSS in huge ASCII-art letters

so i said "no."
>>
>>147822898
>tfw want to pet some cats!
>>
>>147822779
lol
>>
>>147821156
Delusional. He is a misguided, foolish idiot up until the very moment where he kills Nidhogg. At no point does he stop and examine how damaging his personal grudge is to any future peace. The closest you get is "Yeah... I AM kind of a dick aren't I? Nidhogg and I have that in common". For fuck's sake, his first words when you free him are "KILL ME BECAUSE FUCK THIS DRAGON *STILL*".

The dude is so painfully two dimensional and lacking in depth that he makes Papalymo look like fucking Odysseus.
>>
>>147822961
so what were the other 2 tanks doing?
>>
>>147820901
>>147820901

Please respond.
>>
>>147823113
Papalymo has had a shit ton of character progression though
>>
>>147823230
yes
>>
>>147823124
Sword Oath.
>>
>>147823230
depends on the server/datacenter, balmung (even though you'd probably have to transfer in) and its datacenter is pretty popular and constantly have raid/rp/etc going on
>>
>>147821585
Why would you need a pull macro in DF when most people in said DF don't know and can't perform a proper rotation? Serious question, I'd use one if I think the group's good but that never happens.
>>
>>147820941
stop hogging all the good jokes for yourself
>>
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So how is this day treating you?
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>>147823585
I only slept for a 2 hours and my goal to be someone's pocket healer has yet to be reached
could be worse...
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>>147823585
I stayed up all night so yep, today will be fun.
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good morning :3
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Stay cat or swap?
>>
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/298354-Please-Fix-Visible-Undergarments-Problem
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>>147823943
>that hair
stay cat
>>
>>147823943
those eyes, no thanks
>>
I'm a healer.

How do I find a pocket to live in?
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>>147823708
this
I give myself two more hours before I pass out
>>
>>147823237
Compared to Minfillia? Thancred? Y'shtola? Compared to fucking Urianger? He has been relegated up to this point as being your convenient lore dump, a role that Y'shtola fills with the added bonus of being waifu bait fan favorite. Papalymo and Yda have been criminally underrepresented.
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Do not forget his sacrifice.
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>>147823943
who's this hung dragonboy and would he enjoy the company of a catboy
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>>147824107
Be female lala and find an au ra husbando.
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>>147824107
Find some insecure tank who needs someone to exploit. Act feminine. Shouldn't be too hard.
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as per request


sorry for repost, i should really take some new ones
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>>147824271
hi yes hello how do i go about finding an au ra husbando
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>>147824175
Do not bully Papalymo.
He is cute.
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>>147824293
>act feminine

I'm a male roe whm
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>>147823489
Well I don't use them anymore after people laughed at me or bitched about 10 seconds being too long. I just make the mistake of assuming people are like me, I am an optimist.
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>>147824370
You are fucked
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>>147824338
based
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Morning XIV general, what are you all up too in game today, or your plans later?
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>>147824370
Then find someone into bara or whatever it's called. I see a few male roe couples like that from time to time.
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>>147824346
I dont know..
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>>147824364
Of course he is, but he and Yda got dicked out of an entire expansion with their situation after being two of the most badass characters in The Parting Glass. Back to my original point, to make the claim the Papalymo is inferior in his minimal representation compared to Estinien who had HOURS of dialogue to simply repeat himself over and over again, only getting more sarcastic as time went on. is laughable.

My point here again is that Estinien is trash and the only people who like him are dumpster babies.
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>>147824493
Get that lala spayed.
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why exactly am i working for these literal degenerates again?
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>>147824531
I think Estinien is okay but wish he was still with Iceheart, I liked their interaction. I liked her too.

And yeah it sucks that Yda and Papalymo were away the whole fucking expansion, cant wait to see them back.
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>>147824591
/pet
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>>147823708
>>147824153

I've gotten on average 2 to 2.5 hours of sleep a day over the last 5 days. Thank god it's Friday so I don't have to work with a splitting headache tomorrow. Rest well, friends.


>>147824640
I am only as mad about how Estinien's whole arc seems to have turned out because of how great it was from Forelands until Hrelsvagr. It felt like a real, rag tag posse on a quest for one of the first times in this game and I LOVED it. I didn't want it to stop ;w; I liked those three more than all of the Scions and GC Leaders.
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>>147824493
Ahh, my virgin eyes!
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>>147824872
My favorite cutscene in the game was when everyone was camping, it felt like a real adventure and a real group on a quest, like you said.
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make a new thread already you fucking nerds holy shit

you're usually jumping out of buildings trying to be the first one to make the new thread and now no one is doing it DO IT holy fuck you lazy goddamn shits
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>>147824974
>Alphinaud goes off to get firewood by himself because he's a strong, independent fuckboy
>Estinien - "Yeah he's fucked. You should probably just kill the dragons around here"
>Absolutely nothing goes wrong, Alphinaud comes back with firewood, Mog...guy falls asleep with his cup of coffee
>Queue laugh track and freeze cut to credits

I loved it.
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>>147825148
>>147825148
move
>>147825148
>>147825148
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>>147825039
EU hours is always too lazy to make threads on their own

>>147825102
Exactly, loved it all too. I hope to see more comfy szenes like this in future story
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>>147825168
Can someone make a different one

tia
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>>147824591
why did you join an fc that is obviously a jab at velvet
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