Succubus edition.
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>147732195
au raboypussy
xth for dont forget to feed squiddy-chan
reminder that people only despise ippiki because hes a male playing a male character and still gets more attention than the grown men pretending to be girls
>>147766059
I want to marry an elezen~!
An elezen succubus works too.
char & song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI_iK0XzpIE
tuproc shakur, all will revere
>>147766240
Call back when I'm not a demon.
>>147766059
Friendly reminder that Succubi got replaced by korean girls with horns.
>>147765802
the hernia sucks but it's good that you're otherwise unharmed and well enough to play video games.
>>147766145
>>147766448
who is this incubus and does he like raen girls
who is paks going to get banned next?
>female player messes up repeatedly
>"its fine, don't worry about it!" - beta males
>male player messes up repeatedly
>"stop wasting my fucking time" - beta males
>>147766396
MALE ELK A SHIT A SHIIIIIT REEEEEEEEE
>>147766549
ada or abe
>abe going to fanfest
>cant wait to crazy on that sweet sweet bp
>>147766396
SHIT MUSIC TOO DESU
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWI5yu6GdXY
Midlanders.
I've been playing BRD on and off for a year
I only just found out that Foe Requiem lowers your own damage.
please give me your worse insults.
>>147766549
himself. oh wait, he did that already
>>147766805
This is some truly shit bait.
>>147766523
Only if you like to help a single father with his two Odinlins.
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP2Bni0__qE
Someone remind me tomorrow to pick up my Fat Cat plushie at the post office, thank you.
>>147766803
Da.
>Shana going to fanfest
>cant wait to go crazy on dat sweet sweet bp
>Kirito Tia going to fanfest
>cant wait to go crazy on dat sweet sweet bp
>ada going to fanfest
>cant wait to go crazy on dat sweet sweet bp
>>147767187
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xth for comfy
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go4E4tNGQks
>>147766396
>>147766803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGbsp7-2W2w
Hello
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-bluI0DEpw
>>147766802God, I felt bad for the son at the end of those shenanigans.
xth for sneering
>>147766396
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI
>>147766396
https://youtu.be/0ZXyiu3D6io
>>147767187
funny and alluring
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUea0h4DZTs
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9FcmcdIJxg
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx0lRaW5VCw
Paks has been a source of drama since the start of 2.0, how does he keep getting near people from here
>>147767472
>>147766803
>>147767072
reminder set
>>147767769
He just needs to fuck off finally. Literally nobody here likes him
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
>>147766778
heck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flvmug_-2fE
>>147767908
>the music of his people
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb4IpGlYLjA
>>147766550
men should be held to a higher standard since they're always dick-measuring and shitposting about women in games being bad
if you want people to start telling you "its fine, don't worry about it!" then start telling other people that first
>>147767903
paks is a pretty nice guy if you just take your time and talk to him in private
>>147766396
you can have my ui too
https://soundcloud.com/striderkun/s-h-i-n-j-i
>>147767674
why is the quality so bad here
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18QsKMHhuEk
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJbIYdoj694
Is putting time towards Triple Triad the best way to get MGP?
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a2_YBVVNBY
>>147768168
>mfw getting to see these glorious bastards live next week
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRGrfurZaNQ
>>147768040
>beautiful in game
>>147768284
No, it's pretty terrible now that they've buffed other parts of Gold Saucer.
Farming Chocobo Races is probably your best bet for grinding and there's a big pay off via challenges if you get a high pedigree bird.
You get a lot of MGP simply by doing the challenge log every week and with some good luck on the mini cactpot. It's way less overall time investment as well.
>>147767986
Come
To
Balmung
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z0UPS2usAM
>>147768481
what is that supposed to mean
>>147768040
>leaks erp logs
>cheats on "his bf"
>a pedo creep
>shit at the game
>pathetic attempts to manipulate people but nobody eats his shit
>degenerate
>drinking piss logs
Yes, nice guy indeed
jesus fuck every second post is filtered what have you done
>>147767552
why the fuck did you change your resolution
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn2eQD3Y_t4
>>147768335
Shiiiiiit son, I'm jealous as fuck.
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb_zLitqH1o
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD9tQ4Hd21A
>>147768735
have youtube filtered?
>>147768730
Don't forget he tried to give Iri a keylogger because she was cyberbullying him.
>>147768735
You have youtube filtered? Nevermind, I should too.
>>147768040
>>147768534
I was on earlier, got shit to do on my server tonight. soz
>>147768874
also, he's an Oilers fan
like, what
>all this music nobody will listen to
>>147769027
I listen to it!
>>147769027
I give almost every link at least a 45 second listen. I'm curious about people's tastes in music.
>>147768509
Thanks.
>>147769027
i do, if just for a couple seconds to see if its weeb shit or belongs to a genre i'm just not interested in
>>147769027
A lot of people have shit tastes..
>>147769131
>>147769127
I feel so sorry if you listen to my Crazy Bus.
>>147768927
I had no fucking idea about all this. time to actually stop talking to him then before he tries to manipulate me
>>147769027
It's honestly ridiculous, these posts should warrant an autoban
>>147768840
hey red, did you{/pet} {/pet} {/pet} {/pet}
>>147768931
what is your name so i can blacklist you?
How do you keep a healthy relationship going with someone who loves you?
>>147768931
what is your name so I canpetyou?
>>147769436
I was wondering where you were yesterday, good to know you're back at it.
>>147769436
I don't.
Crush and burn.
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EygqL--RW4
>>147769216
I've listened to crazy-bus a lot I got no fear.
>>147769291
Oh you know, I got some good time intoflailing my arms wildly I haven't even had my coffee yet goddamn
>>147769653
We hang out with 'you know who' too much, don't we?
post a lewd pic of your character and I will print it out and cum on it.
>>147769730
I'm mostly concerned I think I know who you're talking about straight up.
But it's fine the service provided to ruining my ear-drums is important and trains me for the future.
>>147769915
>>147769436
Keep making himh/her happy!I told someone how I felt recently, got a semi good response out of it
>>147769919
I myself actively listen to cancer music and enjoy it. My music taste is on par with that of a chinese gutter oil.
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIZboBSZiYg
>>147769345
>>147769510
It's probably just "Skele Tan" like always
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ20Zq0H6jI
>>147769027
I'm here to judge. Found some great tracks in the past.
>>147769730
>>147769919
Hi.
>>147770146
I said trains me for the future but I should have said buses.
>>147768168
my nigga
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDzbA3bqguw
>>147768927
based iri triggered pissdrinker one step too far
>>147770021
I wanna FUCK this lizard.
Why didn't Haurchefaunt use Hallowed Ground or Cover to block the lance that killed him?
>>147770372
Nigga never got his job stone
>>147770146
>>147769653
>>147769730
you're all friends with meria right how do I make her my girlfriend
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbTcmfEGrds
>>147768730
dont forget he reported me to the fbi because i made a joke about having cp
>>147770146
I've crossed a terrible threshold, Arthas.
>>147768927
That's not paks....
>>147770640
is it naisu ?
>>147767908
See me after class
>>147770457
I am the last person you want relationship advice from but have you tried pulling off the heist of the century and impressing her that way?
>>147770361
This lizard is not for frigging
hugs accepted
>>147770457
You should be a cute girl irl, it raises your chances a lot.
>>147770840
W...why?
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_HgiIShgHE
>>147770860
I'm going to FUCK Mittoinelle!
>>147770926
>cute girl
meria's only into boys
>>147767986
Do you have anything else like this? I need more chill music in my life.
>edgemaster gets his anus perforated by boars
>I'M supposed to baby sit him
Pff, gay.
>>147771286
I loved that questline if only because of the silly shit he does like blinding both of you because WHO NEEDS EYES?!?!
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7_jbluF0qo
>>147769436
Buy them small but frequent things. Do daily or frequent activities with them and keep changing things up. Tell them how much you care but don't be overbearing often. Ask about their day and care or get involved. Make goals to set together. Be friendly with their friends, but don't be controlling if they wanna do stuff as a group or away from you sometimes.
>>147771286
>dirty cavedweller is stupid and violently antisocial
surprising no one
>>147771615
have you purged any croissants today
>>147771391
>Gotta do this alone to become a total badass, man
>shows up anyway, AND casts cure on me when I get low
tsundere as fuck.
>No sidequest where your character falls asleep and enters a dream sequence where you team up with Charibert, Foulques and Fray to go around Eorzea and messing shit up for everyone
>>147771286
>>147771391
FUCKING CRAVENS GET OFF OF MY CLASS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>147771732
I was legitimately sad at how it all ends for him.
But it was clear he wasn't very good at smart.
>>147771746
>messing up shit for everyone
Oh so like flying ghostly into people's cupboards and messing up their pots and pans?
THE DISHES MUST BE PURGED
>>147771837
That's my boy.
Anyone here like miqote...
>>147771982
>>147771837
Oh geeze does he die? I just started this lancer stuff. Edge master maybe, but not a bad enough dude to deserve death.
>>147772040
I like elezen and au ra.
Miqo'te are everywhere, they're boring now.
>>147771982
Yeah it doesnt have to be edgy like murdering. You could just break into taverns and flip tables over and pour glasses on people's heads. All the while Fray whispering how ungrateful people are and Foulquest/Charibert in the background just comically yelling "CRAVENS! RATS!"
>>147772134
You'll see how it all goes down. But don't worry, you don't kill him.
>>147772040
i like miqo'te with short hair...
>>147772040
>>147772040
miqo'te are okay but i'm getting really sick of collectibles
>>147772160
Oh... Sorry...
>>147772265
Like this...?
>>147772321
Sorry...
Cant decide if I should keep the bunny ears or buy some expensive ass glasses
>>147772207
This is why you don't drink anything brewed by the Amal'jaa.
>>147772461
EXACTLY like that...!!
>>147772321
>Want to craft gear
>Got to make leather
>Coerthan tea leaves
Fuck you
>>147770457
1. be godspeed
2. profit
>>147772528
You can buy the tea leaves from the NPC.
>>147772598I leveled all my crafts so I don't have to spend gil...
nice evolve stream
>>147771708
well i put some crystals in my voidsent trap but no one took the bait. correction, none of the quality i was looking for. its a shame...
>right hairstyle still unique to elezen
laaaaaaaaame
>>147772952
>right hairstyle unique
Good, keep it that way. More chances for my race to to get more decent hairs.
>>147772952
There's still a ton of hairstyles unique to miqo'te and au ra. Might as well have some exclusivity on the race SE flat out ignores.
>>147772694
wrong general?
>>147772832
meria confirmed for low-quality baked goods
>>147772832
Did you try putting up a sign saying "Only dumb voidsent get into the coffin"?
>>147772952
Why are Elezen players so fetish ridden and disgusting?
>>147773067
remapping assets already in the game takes very little dev time
>>147773217
most of them are extremely race-specific(mithra esque and/or very japanese-y, respectively), it's the same deal with the elezen/lala only pigtails, or elezen/highlander only side ponytail
>>147772832
That trap is terrible. You didn't even make an effort to disguise it.
>>147772952
this is nicepost more please
>>147772528
that's where astral moraine spawns bub
>>147773454
and they've added hair to a race while giving an exclusive to the others.
>>147773492
>mfw 13k crit cure 2 on DRK at 30%
>>147773395
why would i put one that behaves into the trap?
>>147773398
this is a good suggestion, keep them coming.
>>147773479
p-please do not inflame my autism over playing house. i must remain dedicated to my purpose
>>147773749
You need better bait, too.
Honestly, have you trapped anything in your life?
>>147772040
i like miqo'te...
especially red miqo'te with long hair...
>>147773749
shut up and hold my fucking hand.
>>147773926
you seem to be confused, the idea is to send the voidsent back to where they came from, not to further their degeneracy
>>147773639
source?
>see rocklizard
>talk to her a bit, she doesn't respond
>ask if she's ok
>says she woke up from the dream
>logs off
Is she okay?...
WHICH ONE
>>147774251
Right, dont be a faggot.
>>147774204
She's fucking with you.
>>147774162
You use their degeneracy against them, fool. Bait them with it. Why am I even explaining this.
>>147774204
If you're going to shitpost about yourself please don't do it in the third-person.
>>147774305
I'm really worried now. Do you know her? If you do, please check on her for me... She's my reason to live
>>147774338
of course you know all about degeneracy, pray continue then.
>>147773639
Huh. I kept reading that as "Grab a dick if you're thirsty"
>>147774338
Can I bait you with promises of KFC $12 purchases?
Lonely miqote looking for
Oh forget it...
>>147774338
Oh wow is this one of those double-doubt rewind triple flip Voidsent counter-baits I read about in that one magazine with the pages stuck together I found in a friend's house?
>>147774202
steffydoodles.tumblr
>>147774581
"you read what you want to read"
I read it like that aswell/wink
>>147767954
become a girl you raging homo, stop trying to front that your more than just a hole to fuck
>that one friend that moves closer to your character when they go afk to deter degenerate erpers
cutest
>>147774669
Get out of my house, how did you even find my address?It was merely for science, I swear.
>>147774251
does it really matter?
>>147775093
Not enough convincing feedback yet.
>>147773749
is that au ra wearing halonic cloister garb
>>147775028
My special talent is ending up where I shouldn't be.
What sort of science is that though?
>>147775161
cats are whores
midlanders are for love
>>147775251
You dont pick either for love.
>>147775093
>>147775161
>bought the game weeks ago
>still hasnt played because he hasnt decided on a character
>>147775161
They all look like shit, and you weren't going to play the game anyways.
>>147768168
What chestpiece/helm is that, Gordian?
>>147775419
You got me confused for someone else. I been playing since launch..
>>147775343
midlanders are specifically for love
>>147775251
elezen are for love
highlanders are for "love"
>>147774610
It's a good start. Placing KFC in the coffin would at least cause me to investigate.
>>147774561
>>147774669
What is this even implying!?
>>147775242
The science of irony and sarcasm involves to make natural double-doubt rewind triple flip counter-baits without thinking about it.
Someone give me a midan bolt I can't take this anymore
who else /beautiful in game/??
>>147775172
holy shit that's adorable it's like a housetrained voidsent
Ebin
>will break your heart
>will call you a creep
>will laugh at you, abandon you, and go back to asking if anyone likes miqote in the thread
Wind up succubus
>laughs at all your jokes
>is always with you
>will hug your shoulder when you're feeling down
>will rest on your face when you're sleeping
>>147775701
>What is this even implying!?
You're a harlot. Duh.
>>147772271
>>147775576
It's Heavy Allagan. Specifically, Replica Heavy Allagan, which can be dyed.
LEAVING YOUR LIFE POINTS COMPLETELY DEFENSELESS!!
does anyone like cuties...
>>147775701
Is this the double-doubt rewind triple flip Voidsent counter-baits deflection I read about on the toilet stall wall at Eorzealand?
>>147775724
Oh, did it work?
>>147775913
You forgot
>100% anatomically correct
>>147775913
>is always with you
Not when I queue into duty finder.
>>147775913
>will rest on your face when you're sleeping
Awful idea. It only leads to being sleepless.
>>147776079
Red dear, you're hurting my head...
>>147775929
WELL I NEVER
>>147776272
prove me wrong, just try.
>>147776272
YOU NEVER WHAT?
>>147776079
No, I can't seem to figure out the triple flip part while talking without biting my tongue quite yet.
>>147776019
>not playing Pot of Greed
Bruh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay_S8NjPEXk
>>147776272{/pet}
>>147776272
I'm told I have that effect on people.
>>147776510
That explains why the page is stuck together. RIVERS OF TONGUE BLOOD
was any fight ever more hype than this? the answer is no.
>>147775913
And she is a great crafting companion.
>some guy selling an account with 145m gil on it
>for 300 bucks
Any chance I could profit off this or are SE watching low pop servers too closely for something like this
>tfw Hullbreaker NM music drops
Best piece of music in the game. I didn't even know it was an orchestrion roll.
>>147776007
Thanks, appreciate it
>>147776481
>>147776510
The burden of proof is on the one making the claim of harlotry! I've done no such thing...
>>147776632
>>147776581
Aaaaa...
>>147776812
>>147776812
Thordan and Brute Justice
>>147776934
the proof is in your horns, its in your very being! its up to YOU to prove you're not sin incarnate.
>>147776934
>burden of proof
>Aaaaa...
First pets and next you gonna tell me you want to hold hands.
I rest my case.
Someone please!Post cats.
>>147776812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ssnaiquvns
>>147776882
No worries! Heavy Allagan's by far my favourite tank set in the game.
>>147777232
simply the best.
>>147777232
Mow.
>>147777232
Did someone say cats?
>>147777232
>>147777416
There's something strange about this cat...
>>147777416
You disgust me.
>>147777232
ok, for you
>>147777335
>lalafell makes 0 effort cringeworthy joke that's 2 minutes longer than it needs to be
completely unsurprised
Hi, I just bought the game and I'm looking for chill people to play with, any takers? im willing to play on any server!
>>147777232
>>147776812
Thok ast Thok, Thordan's Reign, Burden of the Son.
>>147777651
Excal for cool shinanegans
Gilgamesh for try hard leet endgame raiding shinanegans
Balmung for Erotic/normal roleplay shinanegans andgetting backstabbed dramaMateus for barren server
>>147777651
Shiva (eu)
>>147777790
who do I ''whisper'' then? and on which world?
>>147777935
just shout gaf'd in uldah we'll find you
>>147777543
Who is this edgecat?
>>147775872
>tfw will never have a pure croissant raen to be halonic with
>>147777935
Check the OP for people to whisper.
I don't think excal has anything though because only people were coming here recently.
>>147777790
>cool shinanegans
Won't be hard to guess who this is.
>>147778010
Don't meme on the newbie.
Are the rumours true? Did Taylor divorce Noriko?
>>147777651
If you end up choosing balmung, I'm down to help you out. I'm usually playing WHM so if you need help with dungeons I wouldn't mind helping out, IGN is Sol Racht
>>147778010
GAF'D
Is the cute lizard and cat couple on Siren around?
>>147777651
If you roll Gilgamesh, you got at least one person willing to help.
>>147777790
t. someone that has only played on Excal
Balmung for casual/RP
Gilga/Excal are both high pop but different data centers
>>147777191
>>147777161
If this makes me a harlot then I guess I'm guilty.
>>147777593
who is this mystery meower?
>he went against Reddit's hivemind!God I hate this community.
>>147777783
you're on gilgamesh, right?
>>147778063
Take a guess.
>>147778149
I've played onGilgamesh and Balmung seriouslyAnd I'm xfering off balmung
>>147778019
Just some literal who
>only difference between crested and non-crested barding are these tiny ass plates
what the fug.
>>147778185
the first step to overcoming a problem is to admit you have one. i'm proud of you. now get in the coffin.
>>147778389
>Take a guess
M?
>That last spoiler lineUh.... no clue
>>147778102
>>147778143
I sadly cant roll any character there, it says I can't for some reason
>>147778327
yup!
>>147778280
>that first frame
Well I can't webm for shit apparently. fixed.
>>147778481
Probably because Balmung and Gilgamesh are the most populated servers in the entire game and you literally have to do a paid transfer to get into them.
>>147778481
The high pop servers are permanently population locked, make a character, wait 3 days, then pay 18 bucks to transfer
Why haven't you solo'd Titan Extreme, /xivg/?
>>147777232
>>147778481
Full, most likely. Oh well, good luck on your endeavors, anon.
>>147778438
Post tail
>>147770640
an oilels fan
>>147778481
Both Gilgamesh and balmung are nigh impossible to get onto without paying 18$ to transfer over or getting lucky during maintanence.
Excalibur is also hard to get onto but it opens up during the night.
anyone on any other server?
>>147778481
Balmung, Gilgamesh, and Excalibur are high pop worlds that get locked down frequently. To get on you'll have to camp at NA's night hours. Gilgamesh at least opens frequently at night. I get plenty of emails from WorldAlert about it being open around 5AM pacific.
http://www.world-alerts.com/
This can help you roll high pop servers like excal or gilgamesh.
Balmung you will be better off paying to get in, or get REALLY lucky right after a maint
>>147777393
>>147778615
Can I do that as WHM? Cuz I'll fucking try if I can.
Do highlanders have any decent darker skin tones? All the ones i've seen seem to be super red.
>>147778097
Yes. Taylor's afk at the divorce npc, guess Nori crushed himlike he does to all bp
>>147778063
>Check the OP
>behemoth lala bus
>cherryboy hunter
Lmao holy shit when was the last time this was updated
>>147778258
just a nobody from ultrash
>>147778753
Try higher up, toward what I call "African-dark".
>>147778660
no thank you
>>147768509
How high do MGP payouts per race get?
>>147776812
Oh hey, its me.
That screenshot is old as hell. Have a new one.
>>147777232
hi friends
>>147778750
you cantry
>>147779060
I wish this cat would marry me.
>>147777232
>>147775913
>>147778561
balmung yes
Gilgamesh is pretty easy to get into after maint
>>147778853
?
still looking for people to hang out with if there's any other takers!
What second stat should I put on my WAR relic?
I'm already at 120/120 Crit Chance.
I was thinking Skill Speed?
>>147779162
I want to marry that cat's butt
>>147779168
Ugly.
>>147779184
Well you're warm.
>Maelcucks starting to fail hard in frontlines
how long until adders become the new meme team?
>>147779185
server?
>>147779249
det
>white people who say "NOW" all serious and shit
Why do you people even try?
>>147779375
any!
>>147779381
Not him but a slight question about that (I'm on a DRK but I don't know if that'll make a difference). Since Det on that seems to cap at 115, does that mean my relic finishes then or do I need to put 5 points into something else?
>>147779407
what did he mean by this
>>147778732
Mateus, were the most dead serevr but have some people here, you gotta rely on friends for crafting-related things since the mb is pretty dead
>>147777232
c r u m b l i n g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBlQ4ybRWH8
>>147778454
oh would you look at the time I gotta go this black hole is VERY insistent
>>147779486
it means you put five points into skill speed after crit and det are done.
>>147779486
You can allocate 240 points to your relic's secondary stats. What's 120+115?
>>147779249
Determination, you don't need that much Skill Speed.
>>147779635
And there it is, the double-doubt rewind triple flip Voidsent counter-baits black hole backwards somersault total tango evasion!
>>147779676
When you put it like that I feel like a complete dunce.
Still fucking stupid that it doesn't cap at 120 though like the others.
holy shit i feel so alone
kill me
>Cover doesn't share buffs like FoF to the selected target
>>147779858
>Not copying my whole post
>>147779635
>gets into the black magic space toilet instead
okay i'm fine with this.
>>147779836
balmung?
>>147779249
get your GCD down to like 2.40 for proper berserking
after you have that much ss then just get det
i'm going to eb meria!
>>147779815
For whatever reason, DET has always had lower stat caps than other secondaries. This still holds true, despite the fact that DET is no longer as good as it was back in ARR.
>>147779949
yes
>>147779902
I guess you're feeling FLUSH with victory!
>>147780002
name?
>>147780040
i'm really sorry if i seem like an attention whore, i don't post my name here
>>147779445
Currently gathering and crafting on Gilgamesh. Did you have something in mind? Warning:I am a pretty boring little fuck.
>>147780012
you're fired.
Favorite Primal and theme song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCcbKY7d0dc
Leviathan and Ramuh (obvs) are close contenders. Honorable mentions toNidhogg'sfantastic rendition of Dragonsong.
>>147780125
>fuck
I meant fucker. I am not open to ERP.
>>147780114
wanna meet me in horizon?
>>147780261
>favourite primal is literally the most arduous fight in the game
>>147780303
i really don't know if that's a good idea. can you give me your initials? or a name?
>>147780393
i dont do that either
>>147780261
ravana will always be the bestest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU1YOs-VA8o
>>147780261
King Thordan and the Knights of the Round.
Nidhogg isn't even a Primal.
>>147780393
what does your last name start with?
>>147780483
there's probably a reason for that. i hope you have a good night
Any sociable fc's in Balmung?
>>147780371
Nothing to do with the fight itself necessarily. I think he's the best represented Primal that has a clear goal that isn't "I kill you now because", and his justifications are completely reasonable and level headed. Ramuh is just an awesome character.
>>147780529
That's why Nidhogg got honorable mentions~
>>147780261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhZiZf0M-hQ
LEVIATHAN, LEVIATHAN
ENDLESS
LEVIATHAN, LEVIATHAN
BREATHLESS
>>147780176
mittens you really ought to hold that boy's hand he's swell
>>147779805
When I get out of here I'm going to punch you
and then pet you
and then punch you
and then pet you three times
>>147779162
I'm alewdcat though...
>>147779262
is it even possible to marry butts?
>>147780261
https://youtu.be/RHkMfJBDFZM
>>147780570
double standards are weak
>>147780632
And then it turns into fucking SKA, dude. After the kind of boring drums phase 2 really blew me away.
>>147780698
i'm saying there's a reason that neither of us want to post our names, tonight isn't the night for this
>>147780675
>I'm alewdcat
>>147780739
I fucking ADORE Leviathan's theme. I remember the day 2.2 hit and an OST rip got posted here, I listened to Through the Maelstrom for days straight. It's just so fucking groovy.
>>147780675
I like lewd cats if they were only lewd with me. Im not sure why I even talk to cats that publicly spam lewds.
>>147780931
I am sure you will find your cat eventually anon.
>>147780585
no i meant mog. fuck that fight, holy shit. i don't know how i got roped into that one so many times.
>>147780656
i dont even know who
>>147780995
Nah its been years I think im just gonna fanta and become aSLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTmyself.
>>147780675
can we hug
or fug
>>147780261
goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mM-nHCieSI
>>147780176
Oh... well uh... Freshly unemployed unfunny catboy looking for work please send tell. Serious offers only no solicitations.
>>147780656
I brought this on myself.
>>147781126
it'll be the day when you finally do fug one of these cats
>>147781125
Also a viable solution. Let yourself be consumed by the meowing void...
Dr Pavel I'm cia
>>147781023
purge me mittens
i want to feel the sweet embrace of death from your grumpy elven hands
>>147780675
Science finds a way
>>147781023
OH. Yeah, no make no mistake. That definitely isn't my favorite fight, just theme. The only thing that makes up for that whole encounter is GOAT weapons and Tim Burton's The Final Before Fantasy.
True fact - me and two friends farmed all the primal mounts for a while and I passed on the first 2 of every one that dropped if we could farm Ramuh (for staff and mount) and mog for weapons. A few days into it I had to stop because I could see it was mentally breaking them running Mog over and over and 2.5 manning Ramuh.
>>147781157
I kind of forgot Coil existed. I don't think there's a bad track in that whole raid.
He wasn't alone
>>147781251
>ada so thirsty he forgot trip
lmao
http://imgur.com/a/KW6Uv
>>147781251
Whoever was making those news headlines, this is near perfect for one of those.
>>147781194
I have a job for you. I can schedule you for an interview at your earliest convenience. Stop by my office in the Goblet, onExodus.
>>147781403
Where is Ada's cock? Where is Pak's urine?
>the group of erpers in bikinis on bench in ul dah RN
absolutely disgusting
>>147779249
Max out your skill speed. Get 1200 skill speed. Be the steel cyclone.
Note: this is a bad idea. But it will be fun.
>>147781403
>paks
Great ra, ruined by the person he is.
>>147781394
What the fuck that's the second time today
>>147781468
get this scum out
You don't get to bring friends
>>147781403
wow, entire thing ruined
nice job retard, take them alone next time
>>147781543
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT CHOCOLATE XAELA
>>147781394
>paying this much attention to trip codes
Can't believe there are still people who don't force anon to everyone.
>>147781543
>The only clean side of the bench is now full of degeneracy.
You're doing a bad job Purge Elzn.
>>147781543
ruri may be a tumblr slut but they have a nice cat imo
They're not my friends!
>tfw I'll never have enough money to change my chocobo's color
These fruit are TOO fucking expensive.
>>147781543
>mittens and meria squeezed into the corner
be strong
>>147781543
>those are all grown men pretending to be cute girls ingame
Convince me to not go Midlander. I really like being a cat but there is always a part of me in the back of my mind that wants to go with a midlander look.
I tried making a midlander alt character but i dont want to start from scratch on a new character.
>>147780927
iktf, I had the exact same situation in a different game. Patch came out, new boss with a unique theme and I *had* to have it immediately to just listen to for like an hour.
>>147781780
post c@pits at least before you go back to your boring midlander
>>147781780
Midlanders are pretty much goddesses, sorry
Don't worry no charge for them
>>147781780
If you go midlander, you might not get /pet!
>>147781780
anzu bp
also stay cat
cats are great
>>147781194
I want to befriend this catboy and if we click eb but only for laughs haha just having fun you know haha it's all a goof haha
>>147781779
Disgusting.
>>147781594
>dropping your trip for damage control
I feel anothet memedown and 2 month hiatus coming on.
And why would I want them?
>>147781976
>everyone that disagrees with the thread is ada!
paks, tofu, you know the rest
>>147781871
Too bad they look nothing like this in game.
>>147781948
Not sure about the more relevant posters but I'm a crossdressing boy and I play c@ so don't go too far with those assumptions
>>147782084
That's an in-game screenshot.
>>147782084
They kinda do, biggest hips/waist ratio pretty sure
why hasn't paks killed himself yet
>>147782153
so you're a grown man in a skirt ok good to know
call the police, that nog is raping the poor girl
They were trying to grab your prize
They work for the mercenary... The masked man!
>>147782153
>i'm a fat kid wearing my mom's clothes that means i am allowed to slutpost with my female avatar
Ben & Jeremy's Cummies Cream
make it stop
>>147782235
If your definition of grown is anyone who's over 18 then technically yeah
>>147782189
Anon that image looks nothing like the touched up one you posted.
BANE?
>>147782310
I'm pretty lean actually, and I wear my own. I don't slutpost either, I just find the stigma funny and I find it even funnier that once it's questioned people get even more into it
>>147782234
I thought hating Paks was just a meme. Then I talked to more and more people that told me about their interactions with him and I see shit like this and now I'm pretty convinced the guy's just a legit nutcase that has no business interacting with other human beings
>>147782219
>>147782189
>>147781871
Posts approved. More midlanders please.
>>147782371
I didn't post the photoshopped/flitered one.
>>147781403
>tfw someone with editing power will never create an image of these two with their heads back and tongues out covered in cum
whattup my cuties
>>147782371
>slight blur and contrast
>wow they look nothing like that
You can just ask for more cute midlanders you know
>>147782153
>>147782310
Is it weird that i pictured the french model catfish guy?
>>147782476
get em on board ill call it in
>>147782687
Recommended muscle slider for toned but not blocky Hyur?
>>147782806
At least 70 if not higher.
>>147782670
post that pose but without a shirt
>>147782687
liora pls
>>147782854
that's not liora do you knobs even pay attention to filenames
>>147782571
>>147782153
What's the difference
i started playing during the sale and was gonna see if anyone wanted to play with someone new but y'all are some sort of fucked in the head
>>147782687
Kinda wish I didn't Fanta out of Midlander.
>want to ERP but way more nervous about doing it than having rl sex
I don't need to be a good writer to fuck someone irl god damn it, how the fuck am I supposed to write that muchpls post logs so I can learn
>>147782806
They can't be blocky, it's a texture thing
Ask Hirondelle to post swimming ones
>>147782854
I just save them
>>147782923
You're asking what the difference between a grown man and a teenage girly boy is.
>>147782895
Liora pls
>>147782687
get that shit out of here
>>147782853
no?
>>147783000
liora doesn't even fucking come here anymore
>>147782963
Honestly I prefer when my partner is alright with shorter messages. Just a few sentences at a time and things can get very granular, avoiding all of the railroading you see.
>>147783024
then you're worthless bye
>>147782959
>4chan
What did you expect? Rainbows, sunshine and unicorns?
>>147782963
>>147782960
Same. I wouldn't have gone down the slippery fanta slope if I didn't. Midlanders are nice but eh. Just nice. Now I'm not sure what I am.
Post cute highlanders.
>>147782959
You don't expect sane people to play a dress up mmo do you?
>tfw autumn jones got to ERP moni and you didn't
>>147783116
You're a shapeshifter that's going through a horrific, extended identity crisis.
>>147782963
I can try and help you improve your writing based on my personal thoughts if you can give me a Skype/steam
Can just be an alt or something
So is PvP completely dead? I want to buy some of the gear for glamour, is it gonna take me a bazillion years?
>>147783029
and good fucking riddance
>>147783117
>>147783029
liora.... please
>>147783217
Does a dead game have dead content?
>>147782963
Want to learn hands on...
>>147782994
Still a dude playing a female character.
>>147783217
Yes.
Can you cast Res/Raise on someone when they're still alive and have it work when it finish casting and they die at the same time?
>>147783259
ugly
>>147782994
>pretending to be a girl irl excuses me for pretending to be one ingame
you are on the same level of >>147783192
>>147783209
I want off this ride
>>147783336
Yeah. A dude with weight in all the right places, sugar.
>>147783342
man imagine the tears from shitters on the OF if you could do that. you'd basically be saying 'you are terrible i expect you to die'
>>147783259
Looks like a burn victim tbqh bloodline
>>147783114
>sperpm
EVERY TIME!
>>147783114
>Sperpm
>>147783296
>>147783338
RIP. Oh well, maybe if I just do daily frontline shit it won't take long.
>>147783342
No.
They should add a Reraise into the game though.
>>147783192
so flat
>>147783116
I really liked mine but changed on impulse pretty much. I like my lizard, but boy do I miss the Midlander proportions. Oh well, I'll change back to her when I can.
We can only hope I die peacefully in my sleep very soon
Until then
Elbst
>>147781871
I wish my screenshots could look like that.
Not quite to the degree, but it'd make for killer desktop backgrounds.
>>147783117
>>147783549
it's called photoshop my bud
>>147783547
Have you tried visiting the intercity in blackface?
>>147783479
>>147783487
The technical/scientific terms for sex are so not hot, a typo makes it barely anymore laughable.
>>147781194
>>147781194
Young man as someone who is definitely not Handlebars I implore you to take the interview. The pay is decent and there's not much work to be done.
>>147783716
you forgot the bit about miss handlebars being able to suck a golfball through garden hose
Post DoL glams please.
>>147783652
I know what it is, I just am not willing to put the effort in.
>accidentally list replica allagan shield for 1/10th the price
>3 days later and still nobody bought it.
>>147783878
that's because the shield looks like shit
>>147783117
removing the cute part
>>147783361
>>147783464
fine fuckers
>>147783409
You're in control.
>>147783807
>>147783937
I know
>>147783663
1 typo in that much text, and not even a meaningful one is pretty good
>>147783662
There are no niggers where I live desu it wouldn't work
The chinese dudes would probably laugh
>>147783114
Holy shit this honestly intimidates me even more. Is this really what's expected out of your average ERP encounter?
>>147783210
Thanks for the offer, I just don't really feel like wasting people's time but I should honestly just {Do it!} and see how it goes.Are you a frequent poster?
>>147783302
{Um...}
>Play on Balmung
>Never speak to another human being outside of Duty Finder
H-have I won?
>>147783793
Anonymous I assure you Handlebars is an upstanding and delicate individual who would never stoop to such depravity. She just wants this simple catboy to not go hungry.
>>147783210
LMAO IPPIKI PLEASE
>>147784152Only here since recently.
>>147784152
Um what...
I can teach you...
belst
>>147784182
massive multiplayer online
>>147784182
yes.
>>147784152
No, it's obviously 2 people with experience, that's why they got posted in the first place
As long as you have an imagination(not like being """special""", but being able to put actions and thoughts into words), you should be fine. It also helps to use it as a social/fun thing rather than purely erotic, helps the mood a ton
>>147784301
I just wanted the massive market resources without the massive depravity.
>>147784339
Woo!
>>147784296
lol
>>147784231
>wanting to discuss actually good writing in this fag-infested shithole
Good luck
>>147783957
ugly
i was in a random group photo. normies are weird.
>>147784532
You're a fag too, man. Most of the "girls" you ERP with are dudes.
>>147784557
ugly in game
ugly in irl
ugly in game
ugly in irl
ugly in game
ugly in irl
ugly in game
ugly in irl
ugly in game
ugly in irl
ugly in game
ugly in irl
ugly in game
ugly in irl
>>147784648
>Most
>>147784557
what is that resolution, christ
>>147784653
ugly in game
ugly irl
ugly anonymously on a mongolian thimble collecting forum
>>147784376
Thanks, that makes me feel a lot better. I'll probably just end up approaching someERPers I knowabout it and see what they say.
>>147784541
It's like Ruki's daughter which is pretty much as high up the totem pole you can get
>>147782189
>>147781871
>posting 1.0
>>147784691
>a few of them turned out to be trannies, so it's okay! *wipes cum milk-mustache off upper lip*
>>147784694
looks like 720p
i think they might have been on console??
>>147784694
I wanna take that cowboytoy to the rodeo if you follow.
>>147784719
>he says, while posting anon
>>147784801
ugly
>>147784809
What if I'm into guys nig-nog
Why does it never occur to you shitsticks that a dude can find other dudes hot in the gayest way imaginable
what the hell is going on
>>147784867
What a loser. Posting anonymously on an anonymous image board. The absolute madman!
>>147784804
the 2nd one wasn't even a 1.0 screenshot
>>147784969
People not playing the game, as usual.
>>147784979
You replied to the wrong post, friendo. >>147784719
1-4 Move to Balmung
5-8 Move to Gilgamesh
9 Stay on my current server
0 Move back to my original server
>>147784938
>this wording
>overly intent on letting people know what a fag he is
can you put that codeword in your text posts too so I can filter you out entirely? or go with my original suggestion and justget a fucking trip you whistling gape homo
>>147785071
it was, their feet don't look like cinder blocks.
How about you people just stop playing on Balmung?
>>147784969
me slowly losing my mind. tell my mother not to go in my room for at least 3 years after i die.
>>147785156
DUBS = MATEUS
>>147784804
Did Midlander models get changed between 1.0 and 2.0?
>>147785203
>playing
>>147785195
it's a lot worse under nude mod
Will 4.0 bring a update to the graphics? I wonder if they will drop ps3, I also wonder if the game will look like this someday.
>>147785180
Nope, maybe if you weren't such a fag I'd let you mount me though
>>147785095
>running content in a game with garbage snorefest combat for longer than the absolute minimum required to cap tomes and get weekly drops
Lol
The most fun part of the game is outside of duties
>>147785195
Are you blind? The lighting/shadow isn't even comparable.
>>147785225
Just like every other race, their models overall got a polycount reduced, especially on the feet.
>>147785180
I sure as shit hope you aren't talking about me, nerd.
>>147785195
Put your glasses back on.
0 decides if I erp tonight
>>147785604
{Do it!}
>>147785604
rolling
>>147785095
Those people "not playing" the game are playing it and contributing more to the game and community as a whole than a raid logger ever will.
>>147785604
no
>>147785413
>Will 4.0 bring a update to the graphics?
I doubt it, even with PS3 support cancelled. SE is super lazy if you haven't noticed.
>I also wonder if the game will look like this someday.
It did, in 1.0 :^)
I wish they went with 1.23 with a better engine but nope, "we want PS3 players!"
>>147785156
Initials?
>>147785604
yes
>>147785697
Do you like showing off your tummy or something?
>>147785743
Why?
>>147785604
I have a 90% chance to do what I was going to do anyway.
>>147785604
Yes, and with me.
>>147785809
who knows
>>147785810
To welcome you to hell.
>>147785920
Post logs
>>147785920
you're the lucky winner, PST me,Natsu Seika, for your reward!
>>147785924
do it more often
{rubs tummy}
Cute?
>>147785920
Send a tell to awena marette
>>147786095
yes but could use a different hair
>>147786095
You should've went cat instead
>>147786095
eyebrows are really small in comparison to the forehead, there's a facial feature option you can enable to make them a little bigger
>>147786063
I almost ERP'd with natsu once. Dodged a huge bullet for not having my logs be a liability under that guy.
Fuck balmung, seriously.
>>147786110
>>147786063
>>147785979
Sorry, I'm only into Eating Rice Pudding.
>>147786216
Just an alt. Still testing.
>>147786247
Might do that or change hair to fix the fivehead.
>>147786216
>wanting another diamond dozen cat
>>147785950
Is that code for ERP?
>>147786329
C U T E
>>147786364
>implying there can ever be too many cats
>45 min in Duty queue
>have to take a shit
>Participation could not be confirmed. Your registration is withdrawn.
>>147786407
A generic cat is yawn-inducing
A generic midlander is cute as hell
>>147786418
>he can't take a shit in under 45 seconds
baka desu senpai
>>147786393
No, but if you want that, just look into the RP community. Scarce compared to balmung but not hard to find still.
>>147786329
C U T E
U
T
E
>>147786418
This is why you get a Vita if you're on PS4. Remote Play works pretty well for FFXIV.
>>147786534
Dude theyre the same but with ears glued on.
>>147786595
not even CLOSE
frig off pleb
Fishing lvls?
>>147786672
58.
I've done maybe an hour's worth of actual fishing. GC turn ins too OP.
>>147786672
>>147786261
>>147786329
I wanna pinch those cheeks
>>14778667221
>>147786329
is this the old yukatac@ balmung alt
you look familiar
>Glass fibers going for 160k each on Cactuar
I want to die.
>>147786595
>much better legs/thighs/stomach/hips/faces/hair
wow
>>147786836
>>147786791
>>147786740
Nice.
>>147786780
This nigga gets it.
Anyone have any idea what time Hyperion generally opens up?
where are the lalaboys
>>147786672
60.
Was actually kind of fun when I used commercial guides.
>>147787182
Any non-gilmung server that's locked tends to open up early morning EST, between 6-8 AM. It can depend so just keep looking
>>147786957
You're right about legs and thigh but not faces/hair.
>>147787252
Ohh yeah, tell me all about those lalaboys. I like to hear them open
>>147787252
that doesn't answer the question anon
i don't see any lalaboys
1-5 erp
6-0 buy vallhalla
>>147787195
I'm sure its the least profitable craft, but mining is so fucking slow and grindy that I just can't get into it. Which is a shame, because I LOVE mining in other games.
>>147786869
Yes.
>>147787447
Nice. It's a good game.
Quick! I have contracted a deadly virus and the only cure is cute cats!
You wouldn't let me die, right /xivg/?
Short hair and light lipstick edition. Cute?
>>147786672
60stronk! Not as lucrative as the other two but pretty easy.
>>147787454
I agree with you there. I dreaded leveling miner and it's why my botanist is still 58. Fishing though has its charm that I want to return to once my crafting grinding is done
>>147787681
Die.
>>147787686
cute
>>147787550
yaycan we hugor fug
>>147787686
I would do terrible things to this c@
>>147787681
hiwhite? y/n
>>147787686
That hair color with that skin looks really bad.
>>147787681
looks like >>147787686 got you covered
>>147787868
yes, but keep the brown collarthen hugfug me
>>147787868
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyI would rip it off if I knew you were into such things desu
>>147787686
>tan cat
>light lipstick
fuck off
>>147787868can we please fuck
>>147787936
What would you recommend? I considered black but its too common right meow.
>>147788000
okay bnhaka
not everyone can be a clone of you
>red eyes
>>147787681
>>147788113
>being this upset about eye color
nigga no one sees that shit anyway
>>147788097
>
light yourself on fire
>>147788290
wow looks like I hit a nerve
bionicles are shit btw
>>147787681
RIP u
>>147788080
With skin that dark, black is really your only option.
soft treat such a feet!
>>147788097
>>147788290
B'nhaka is one of my favorite cats though. If it is him please dont bully.
>>147788427
Im considering it but I like the subtle brown contrast. If I did black then its like an Abe copyc@.
>>147788351
all me, bnhaka
soft feet treat ect. ect.
>>147788580
Doesn't matter what you do, if you're a cat, you're most likely gonna look like someone.
>>147788580
you can copyc@ me but then we have to fug
>>147788762
autism
>>147788762
i want to fug abe..
>>147788815
me2
>>147788762
I'd copyc@ 4 that. I'd even say "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"
>>147788762
>tee hee im a lewd girl!
I can smell your BO from this post.
>>147788762
But thats forbidden. See? Black is too similar!
>
>>147788945
too shy desu
>>147788964
i'm a grown ass man you god damn fool
>>147788982
idunno doesnt look that similar
requesting the webm of Sera Please emoting at a wall
>>147789131
how can you be posting when you're not in the video game???
>>147789224
>member
what is he, 12?
>>147787975
ty for inputall this hugfug making me tired
>>147787976that doesn't sound too bad...
>>147788009does that mean you like it?
>>147789449
but we haven't even gotten to hug or fug yet..????
>ywn Abe
>>147789449I love it. I'm a really cute Seeker, do you like those...?
>big fish in small pond being "lewd" hour
lalaboys
Is there a list of the new aether current locations anywhere?
Is there any video with all the cat combat vocals so I dont have to make like a dozen characters and go out to fight shit?
>>147789689
yes
a number of them actually
just search on the youtubes and you'll find them
>>147789689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbqt5jncnYE
>>147789689
>playing with voices on
>>147789576
>complaining about lewd in /xivg/
New?
>>147783117
>>147789562
how bad/ugly do you have to be to not have a chance with the easiest person on balmung
>>147789919
Is Abe really easy? Post his logs
>drop my pants to take a piss into my raid bucket inbetween pulls
>the smell from my taint is so foul i forget to heal the tank
>explain myself and apologize
>You have been dismissed from the instance
>settling for the mediocre-at-best balmung lewders here
>not searching for the real diamonds in the rough
you people are missing out
>>147790330
But you're garbage Elk
>>147790330
>not hunting down people cross server
plebian tier
>ywn Abe
Where do you find lore appropriate Miqo'te names? This is a Roegadyn one and wont do.
>>147790602
I thought the random name generator gives lore appropriate names for the race you have selected.
>>147790602
it's a perfect name, go with it.
>>147790460
that wasnt me im not even a lewderi think im decent enough tho
>>147790330
>diamonds in the rough
a true lewder would know there are few phrases as unattractive as this one
a true lewder also taunts not the initiate with their lack of knowledge and experience, but encourages them to grow in the lewd artsbalmung isn't bad in the slightest and just because someone is known for erping doesn't make them bad at it
>>147790670
When you change back to Midlander, I'm coming on you.
>>147790670
>im not a lewder
>i think im decent enough
lewder identified
>>147790982
but i am midlander
>>147791031
im not a lewder
>>147791134
lewder
>>147791134
i literally just saw you in the quicksand you're an au ra
Ayy anyone on Balmung wanna lend me some cash? I'm dangerously low. 2000 will do, I just need some to get started.I promise I won't spend it on drugs and hookers
>>147790959
i'm not even known for being an erper so it makes it funny
>>147791303
uh no
>>147791316
thats my alt
>>147791349
i got u senpai
>>147790670
>tfw you will literally never elk's au ra
forever a dream
i need something to pump..
Post underrated songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCXfzpTUu8I
This shit is hype as fuck
>That small break at 1:08
I'm erect
>>147791349
I'll float you a few hundred, for insurance. I'll be around in about twenty minutes.
>>147791439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvakwR8bjHk
60/80 for my relic. I'm so close yet why is it so far?...
>>147791598
>Avatarfaggot
>Makes a shitpost
Surprise surprise
>>147791414
>>147791491
Thanks, Elk just showed up and covered it though. Thanks again, little red dragon lady.
>ywn Abe
Are there any femroes around that would sit on my face after a long day of adventuring?How much gil would this set me back?
>>147791759
"For insurance". Unless they gave you way more than you asked?
>>147791862
Only asked for 2k, got 10. I'm set for now, its not like fishing burns a hole in my pocket, I'm just a dumbass and spent my money on chocobo fruit.
>>147766396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTtAJ4gElNk
>>147791724
>he doesnt know about tyrone and pvp
just leave already
i bet you dont know vaulttackie either
stop erp
>>147791439
>Heavensward's soundtrack is full of remixes of other themes
Why can't Soken be original
>>147792080
what has come cannot un-come
>>147792096
to be fair that's almost the definition of s soundtrack
>>147766059
how hard is tanking? and by that i mean just holding aggro, of a single boss with no adds. because damn.
>lvling archer for quelling strikes
>low level duty roulette, standard stuff
>Ifrit fight (normal mode)
>not as much exp as dungeon but at least it'll be fast
>shouldbeoverfast.png
>tank and other dps(lnc) watching cutscene, healer (cnj) and i wait
>alright 2 new people but fight's still easy
>fight starts, pop my cooldowns, do some burst standard stuff
>not 1 min in and boss aggros me
>start kiting him around arena while tank and lnc run around like retards and healer keeps me alive as best he can
>try to stop dpsing so maybe tank gets aggro back
>nothing
>nail comes in,other guy doesn't notice we gotta kill it, i manage but 1 second too late
>wipe
>on fucking NM ifrit
>restart fight, same shit tank can't hold aggro for shit even though i'm not even bursting
>have to kite bos around and pretty much kill him myself with lnc pretty much only helping in nail
and he wasn't even a goddamn DRK, who sometimes decide that fuck tanking. so again, how hard is holding fucking aggro of 1 enemy?
>>147792080
no
>Stood up at dinner, again.
>>147792080
jarben had a pompadour for 3 days but he's not man enough to wear that hair
>>147792245
>kiting the boss
>complaining about the tank not being able to regain aggro
nope, you're both retarded
>>147792342
You the king of fags with that crown?
>>147791984
You'll have to upgrade armor, buy tackle. I'll be coming in about thirteen.
>>147792485
King of Cucks actually, thank you very much.
>>147792494
Alright friend, just lemme know. I'll be hanging out around aleport for awhile anyway, doing leve quests and such.
>tfw your friend of old finally comes to Balmung
>happy to see him joining me in game
>he asks out of the blue what's my favorite race/gender combo
>he fantasias to it for some reason
>so uhm anon, it's rp server right, would you like to try...?
>sure
>teach him how to rp
>watch as he tries really hard to write emotes and make sense, even though he makes tons of errors
>consider it cute; it doesn't break or ruin my immersion
>end up rp fellating him
>it wont end up in drama as he's not 4channed and we knew each other for literally years
This is a good day.
>>147792348
it gave me neck pain I couldn't keep it up
>>147792245
to answer your question, it's not hard at all as long as you use your threat combos (and at that level you have nothing much else to use anyway)
they were probably spamming riot blade if they were paladin or maim if they were war, neither of which have increased threat gen
they're either dumb, very new, or both and have somehow gotten through 3 dungeons without anyone telling them what they're doing wrong
>>147792465
oh piss off, there's no fucking reason the tank should not be able to hold aggro, your combo is literally 1-2 on ifrit normal
>>147792695
wanna fellate me?
How do I queue for something unsynced after forming a party? Is there an option in the duty list?
>>147792465
you don't get it, i tried standing still and holding the damage, but he still couldn't get it back so i said fuck it and decided to not spend the rest of the fight doing only auto attacks.
besides, if i stopped doing damage he'd go for the healer instead, which is what he was doing before i got the aggro. i'd rather have to kite the boss than let the healer die, which would just end up being a wipe.
>>147792695
That's fucking gay, he's your friend man.
>>147792695
that's pretty hot desu
too bad it's not true
>>147792781
in the upper right hand corner of the duty finder window, click the little gear under where your role is displayed -> check "Undersized Party" -> Confirm
>>147792174
Well, you know what they say: "You can't spell 'wincest' without 'incest.'"
>>147792695
>"it wont end up in drama as he's not 4channed"
i'd call you retarded but i just feel bad for you to be so sheltered to actually believe this
>>147792761
I said both of them are retarded. Tank fucking up 1-2 combo is dumb, but kiting a mob around the arena and expecting the tank to regain aggro is just as stupid. This game isn't kind to melee attacks trying to hit moving targets.
>>147792896
Thank you anon
>>147792695
>>watch as he tries really hard to write emotes and make sense, even though he makes tons of errors
>>consider it cute; it doesn't break or ruin my immersion
>>end up rp fellating him
>>147792835
That's the point. Friends > strangers.
>>147792847
You'd be surprised.
>>147792780
Sorry.
The cats in this game are too damn lewd. How am I supposed to play when I'm hard all the time?
>>147793115
Get taste
>>147793115
Fuck them.
>>147792695
Damn, wish I had a friend that would fantasia to my favorite race to lewd with me.
>>147793028
not him but wtf is that picture i honestly cant tell
>>147792342
Man, even your food stood you up
>>147793115
Lose your virginity
do you like maids...
>>147793206
Dude its a girl in thigh highs kneeling down and showing a shoeless man her gym badge collection.
>>147793206
i think the middle thing is a person kneeling down with a dick in between its thighs and the things to the sides are the feet of the guy getting blown
>>147793206
Feet of a man and the knees of a woman. He's sitting on something while the woman is on her knees. Under the rest
>>147793230
I just didn't order, you can see the cat in the background just staring angrily at me for not ordering.
>>147793115
WHEN I WAS
Thanks very much for the money folks, I wasn't expecting this.
>>147793335
>that shitskin
*vomits*
>>147792761
tank is the only set of classes i'm not levelling nor have any intention to at present. and if i tried i'd go for warrior because i hear it's the closest you get to being a dps while still being a tank and also to get the cross-class finisher for my MNK but i can't be fucked to lvl it to 36(?) for it, whereas quelling seems more necessary in particular to my BLM.
>>147793335
I like this au ra...
>>147793441
>misusing the word shitskin when its so fucking obvious what it means
>>147793534
do you..
>>147793598
>>147793335
It's like an uglier version of Beepy.
when i die bury me inside the booty club
>>147793662
incoming
"I MADE MINE FIRST XD DOESN'T MATTER THAT I LOOK LIKE SHIT AND AM A WORSE PERSON XD"
>>147793598
Do you sit on faces
I want degenerate hour to end already.
America, fuck off and go to sleep already.
>>147793806
>Worse person than Beepy
Isnt that like a black hole, or is this general filled with newfigs who know nothing about beepy?
>>147793806
how mad are you
on the real tho idgaf what lesser people think
>>147793885
no
anyone wanna hangout with me
>>147793972
not nemore
>>147793948
It was just ONE little 3 month obsessive stalking and suicidal meltdown. You're making a deal out of nothing.
>>147793972
oh hey it's lewd short hair mooncat
post butt
>>147793972
this one doesn't put out, don't bother
>>147794129
even better
>>147792245
Holding aggro is impossible to fuck up if you keep your gear up to date, but new players who don't know any better often can't/don't keep their weapon properly current. If he was using a level 12 NQ sword or something, it's very possible that his maximum aggro generation fell below the amount of threat that you could put out, especially if your gear was synced down and maxed out.
>>147794212
They're friends with people you don't like Elk, that shit never flies if they don't believe the constant lies you spew so don't bother
>>147794129
put out what
>>147794368
how mad
>>147794368
accurate
>>147794469
is calling everyone mad your defense mechanism now for when people call you out on being human trash
>>147794469
You realize you'll run out of people to manipulate if you keep spewing "u mad" every time you get called out on it, right
>>147794469
Not mad, you're just a liar lol
>>147794469Do you have an imgur of your Midlander and her ass? I'm in a very heated mood to edge.
>>147794575
sounds like youre mad regardless
>>147794585
Elk is probably one of the more honest people here tbqh
>>147794575
>>147794469
>>147794368
What did Elk do to make everyone hate him so?
>>147794646
nah
>>147794703
yah
>>147794606
not even the guy who posted at you
you're just a piece of shit
post lewd sluts
>tfw this lizard is regaling me with her life story while I'm trying to fish
>>147794669
I don't know man but he gave me money, so they're alright in my book.
ebin tier list guy move me to god tier k
>>147794669
What pisses me off is thata lot oftimes /xivg/ is right to dislike/not trust someone. So there could be something legitimate about Elk to avoid. Or they just told certain people 'no' when asked for ERP.
>>147794047
Why not?
>>147794102
I am not lewd!!
>>147794129
maybe if I found the right person ^_^"
when is someone going to congratulate me for finally reaching 60 against all odds?
>>147794830
>guys it's so funny that i'm human garbage! meme it up!
>>147795012
Garbage, someone else make another
>>147795012
nah I think I'll stay in this one longer
>>147795012
>avatarfag thread
Report and remake.
>>147773639
We need more elf/elezen oriented artists like these.
>>147773691
>tfw crit cure get freecure, crit cure 2 and get overcure
>tfw devil pact makes you get freecure every cure
>tfw will never ever have weapon above il210
>>147796000
except crits don't modify your chance to get freecure or overcure desu
>never see elezen females
????
>>147797384
i never implied they did, it's just really cool to get a crit chain like that, and pretty rare too depending on your stats and gear.
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