/srg/ - Speedrunning General

>>147765842
whatever this runner sets

first for quality speedruns

Hey guys I'm thinking of submitting a seeded speedrun of Sudoku. I've got difficulties from 1-10 but I'm only gonna show 1-5

last

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Do you think I have a shot at marrying this perfect guy

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threadly reminder

>>147765846
>- Now Playing: Tetris Grand Master 2
if only

>>147765591
>>147765735
Are these viruses? I want to know but too scared to click

Here come the devs donations. Goddamnit, just put a disclaimer saying "Those guys basically gonna pay to MSF a big sum so we'll showcase this game for them". Even though this game might be hard, the problem is it doesn't seem like it to average viewer unlike tetris or stepmania. Just admit you took some money for this.

Is this a rayman motorcycle game? also why does rayman have arms?

>>147766137
No

How was the tetris block?

>>147766137
it's cp

Yo Anime where you at?

Dream of WR still?

Get back to me reel soon girl. ;)

What did someone say about the UK?

>>147766137
It's a screamer

>>147766163
Blue shirt guy probably en employee himself. Shit at the game and wears a trials fusion shirt.

>>147766137
It's a code for free onion rings at your closest Burger King. Burger King, eat fresh!

Why am I watching this

>manchildren literally getting angry because someone doesn't play a videogame the way they want

I think I'm going to kill myself explicitly due to this run.

>>147766254
hella friggin ep*c

>>147766163
>We've got $10,000 from TheYetee (from the % that they are legally obligated to give us from t-shirt sales)
>Put this towards sniping the losing side in donation wars multiple times each year because 'fuck you plebs'

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>>147766359

I actually find this more entertaining then 2d sidescrolling grandpa games honestly
It's just this guy isn't perfect, I guess there's not too many people that good at trials

>>147766254
It would be okay to good if the setup time was cut by 90%.

>>147766137
It's CP screamer tranny shit that cucks you when you open it.

>>147766398
That bad, huh?

Based Steve Sailer shows up just in time:

http://www.unz.com/isteve/is-transgenderism-an-autism-spectrum-disorder/

>>147766137
it's a blackmail virus that encrypts your files and demands 1000$ to decrypt them.

>DK 64 gets a spot in the middle of the night
>this letsplay gets primetime

>no commentary
>no music
>no donations
>fox only

>>147765846
>Female

>Hears clapping
Oh great they're done
>See Matt Damon's downie brother pick up the controller
Ffffffff

WOW WHAT A COOL ANIMATION I'M GLAD YOU WASTED TIME FOR THAT

>>147766163
nobody thinks ubisoft didn't shell out money for this shit. it's not even a speedgame, there's too many tracks, having wr in one doesn't mean shit when there's thousands of them

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>>147766505
>live in italy
>it's 1:44 AM right now
>no TES untill at least 2:20 AM
>I'm not even sure if it's worth it anymore

>Thanks to GDQ for introducing me to the Trials, definitely gonna check it out
>Huge Trials fan, good luck to all the runners
>literally nothing actually about the """"runner""""
Totally not shills, nothing to see here.

>>147766645
BUT BRO, IT'S A SPEEDRUN
YOU GONNA DIE FAST

>>147766645
Don't forget, this is a "speed" "run"!

Going to do a speedrun showcasing my favorite doujins at the next AGDQ. For $5000 I'll throw in a speedrun of my favorite gfur artists.

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>just beat old doom e1 totally under par, can I be in the club yet?

>>147766505
yeah why the fuck did they put DK at such a bad time?? It is a fucking top tier speed game

Have they just saved a bank of neutral donations to play through this cancerfest or is Mike Uyama gonna have to cut back on Marvel Heroes MTX this week?

Seriously I like this game
What're/were some fun games at AGDQ to watch then if this one is apparently so boring?

I'm thinking of speedrunning Huniepop 100% with the nude patch next year, how much do I have to pay to get a spot? I'd like an incentive for cumming at the same time as the mc as well.

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>>147766626
>Matt Damon's downie brother

Hory shet

>5pm on the west coast
>trials
So why is middle of the day boring shit on now?
Were there alot of delays or something?

>>147766940
setup time for tetris block was horrendous

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>they could just mercy kill it and actually make up for tetris delay
>instead we get to sit in silence and watch this unreal shit

>>147766724
It got a little more interesting now that these actually look difficult

>>147766505
>>147766779
Honestly, this GDQ probably has the worst primetime games I've ever seen.

What were they thinking?

>There's a sign at the back with GDQ in big letters
URN SAVED

It literally looks like his eyesockets are completely black

>>147766893
f-zero gx

MERCY
KILL
PLEASE

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anybody hyped for chop's fallout: brotherhood of steel run? the best videogame of all time

wtf this isn't even a speedrun, im so confused

either tell me all the drama that happened this GDQ or fuck off

>>147767117
Seriously, Halo rule this shit if it goes even a second over the estimate.

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>mfw this has been a giant advertisment

every single level is just a reskin of the past one
why not make a speedrun of the vanilla game and then do a top 10 user created or some shit

>>147767016
No, it didn't. Maybe if they were actually good at the game.

>>147767134
Nah because Chop is an unrepentant edgelord cocksucker

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>all those voicecracks

i hope this run goes over the time estimate

Makes me kinda sad that their community now wants to cling so desperately to GDQ when this is the last time it will be tolerated.

WHERE IS THE INVISIBLE BIKE
PEOPLE PAID MONEY FOR THE INVISIBLE BIKE

>the runner has his iq on his shirt

twitch chat isn't all bad

why are they doing a custom map lets play of Trials fusion?

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>>147767330

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>>147767151
some guy didnt' do his donation incentive and is probably not invited back.

some other guy had to do his run in the middle of the night as was really out of it and went off on random tirades about owen wilson among other random shit including telling people to harass companies on twitter. still managed to finish run under estimate. drama is he might not be invited back.

is there anything else?

>>147767357
If anything they're generous.

He looks like he'd reply 'FOOTBALL' to 9/10 questions.

>>147767151
apparently the ty the tasmanian tiger runner didn't do the donation incentive he had, the NSMB2 runner forgot to bring a charger and his DS died mid-run (which he noticed and said nothing about), and what's going on now is a huge shitshow

Fucking amazing how actually nobody did anything about this "commentary".

>>147767341
Did they actually?

>next three tracks
DELET THIS RUN

O V E R E S T I M A T E

they said those audio guys were "donating" their time but there is NO way that is true

if uama gets a 10% cut who else do you think gets some doshy dosh?

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>>147767445
>He looks like he'd reply 'FOOTBALL' to 9/10 questions.

>>147767459
Please, the runner was charger-fluid.

As much shit as it's getting, this is still better than the ponyfucker's starcraft 2 speedrun with knitcunt commentary.

>>147767459
Also people on reddit got triggered because he was a tranny or something

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>interesting upcoming block placed in middle of european nighttime
>last thing I watch today is whatever this is

>restarting every 2 seconds
How is this even a decent lets play?

this looks as fun to play as it is to watch

That one donation was more entertaining than these 1 and a half hours.

>>147767527
K I L L M E
I
L
L
M
E

>>147767631
well the entire GDQ is shit this year, makes you miss last year :^)

Where's this Invisible Bike mode?
Because I want it to disappear.

How much pussy you think this guy gets at GDQs where the standards are as low as the floor? Or are the girls just there for the smelly nerds
But yeah of course one of the runners for this game is an ultra-normie, fits the games image well

>>147767442
>>147767459
this is so goddamn tame compared to GDQs past, holy shit.

Is there something wrong with this run? I've been watching for the last 3 or 4 tracks and it looks fine to me, if a bit quiet.

>>147767791
At least we have some good stuff coming up, both smrpg and final fantasy on the last day, oot glitchless tomorrow, my russian roulette any%.

>>147767708
I would've been able to catch the entire Bethesda block if they weren't delayed by like 4 hours.
Now I won't even get to watch Morrowind.

I thought they tried to prevent cancer

>>147767831
almost every female is someone's mom or someone's gf/wife and despite the mems because a couple people cheated doesn't mean most do

>>147767852
it's just boring is all. it has no business being in a speedrunning event

>>147767737
It's actually extremely fun to play, ever tried it? I beat all the tracks for the base game a while back

>tfw no cute boy to watch sgdq with

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I don't get it

this might be entertaining if they were the #1 trackmania players that never made a mistake playing the hardest levels in the world but it's 10 attempts for tracks that doesn't even look cool

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LITERALLY GOING OVER TIME

>>147767852
>a bit quiet
That's like saying Hitler disliked Jewish people.

>How are we doing on time

RIP sides

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fucking hell i can't enjoy this year's tetris run because of white shirt guy CONSTANTLY talking over the other players (mostly kevin) and him going "UUH EHMM" all the damn time

was no one else bothered by that? i haven't seen that much talk about tetris at all actually

>how are we doing on time
lmao

If this is a showcase, can't they just stop whenever? What is even the point of a timer? Also what the fuck is final pam?

>>147767024
>the same people that booked the event on the week of the 4th of july

who the fuck knows?

>>147767980
shut the fuck up sam

>>147767982
I've been watching GDQ live since '13... seen '11 and '12 on YT and I have to say, there's been MUCH MUCH worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkbN0Y1yktU

>>147768004
as a trials fan I was actually excited for this run, not knowing it was going to be a live let's play

B A N N E D

>>147767932
hope you get that good RNG

>>147768207
When is the next SC2 speedrun?

OVER
ESTIMATE
KILL THIS SHIT ALREADY
NO ONE FUCKING CARES ANYMORE
REEEEEEEEE

>track difficulty: Medium

>this is the last track of the run...
>before the donation incentive

Couldn't that turtle-looking motherfucker Golden not time one of his 12-hour speedrunning events to cover this part of GDQ? He sure didn't mind doing it for ESA.

MERCY KILL IMMINENT

LAST TRACK OF THE RUN


BEFORE THE DONATION INCENTIVE

>>147768258
oh god, the SC2 run in 2014 was one of the worst runs I've ever seen. I don't even know if Raelcun's gameplay was good, his gf was literally the most cancerous thing I've ever seen

what caused them to fall behind in schedule?

But where the fuck is invisible bike?????

my god make it stop

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>time will be coming

>time will be coming up

What.

>>147767852
current run is boring, going over estimate, is blatant advertising for this game brought to you by ubisoft tm, not at all a speedgame and is a showcase, but unlike the tetris one that has time requirements and world record for clear time this game just has a timer in the corner the runners aren't concerned with.

but yeah, this gdq is boring as hell and most of the good runs are in the middle of the night in america. doubt we'll get another autist who'll say he'll kill everyone and he loves suicide or whatever.

>>147768343
I dunno ma- *resets* n may- *resets* be it's the fuck *resets* ing resets every other part of every *resets* stage

>>147765975
no, because i will marry him first

a 15-20 minute gimmick run showing the really hard tracks would have been cool like Stepmania at AGDQ

i don't know who approved 90+ minutes of this

POP A WHEELIE IM SWEATN

>>147768343
Massive Tetris setup time.

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>4 hour delay
>they go overestimate on run literally nobody wants to watch
>I planned to go to bed in 2 hours after TES and fallouts
>bethesda block hasn't even started

>>147768343
>"speed" run

>>147768343
same thing as every event: setup times too long

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>before the donation incentive
before the donation incentive
>before the donation incentive
before the donation incentive
>before the donation incentive
before the donation incentive
>before the donation incentive
before the donation incentive

WE NOT DONE YET BOIS

IT'S NEVER GOING TO END

well done, viewers, well done....

HOWEVER

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CURVED OBSTACLES MAN

You recognize those characters so it's fun, yes?

>>147768238
Yeah, just check out some of the stuff from the last 2 trials runs. If I recall they were undertime enough to let an audience member try to pass the first obstacle on a track for donation money. I remember being pretty entertained.

>>147768502
careful what you say or you'll end up with a shiv between your shoulder blades

>people paid for this

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>>147768626

>>147768424
I used to watch every. single. run. Haven't had that desire since GDQ '15

You can't even see the fucking crowd, what the fuck

Looks like Meat Damon can only talk while he's not holding something in his hands. Interesting.

Can people complain in the donation comments? Do they censor comments?

KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT

hahahaaa I know those characters
oh god I love memes!

how much money did people pay for this

holy shit, it's still going? wtf is this memeshit

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is this fucking purgatory? Am i actually dead?

pls answer

>>147768729
they don't read negative comments

i-is that an actual football player?...

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>>147768626

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

>>147768698
>You can't even see the fucking crowd
I don't get this. It's like showing footage of some lads in their living room while the world cup final is on.

relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-onWNxvSLVk

>>147768626
/tv/ please go

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MISS ME YET?

>>147768729
Every vaguely negative comment gets censored (can't read them on the tracker either) but they're still happy to pocket the money.

>>147768797
I'm pretty sure we entered another timeline

>that one guy who laughed at luigi

shut the fuck up you're not blueglass

>>147768798
>they don't read negative comments
not even if someone donated, let's say 10,000 dollars offering to donate another 20k if they read the comment?

Please end this suffering!

If they can't fucking do it, why do they offer it as an incentive?

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>it's still going

>>147768781
$7500

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wtf happened to serg
the thread hasn't moved this fast since 2014

probably an unpopular opinion, but I loved this showcase. sorry y'all motherfuckers need jesus

>>147768729
the announcer guy probably has a gdq staff guy with him helping to pick out donation comments and will veto anything they deem bad.

you know twitter is free right? use that to complain to gdq

How many hours of delay is it now? 4 hours?

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its finally over lads

>>147768873
not a valid comparison... at all

the autistic crowd at GDQs is oftentimes more interesting than the runs themselves. In the old days, the crowd used to interact with the runners and it was awesome.

>>147768698
>run is over
>show of crowd leaving room

Not trying to be smart, genuinely curious:
What's gonna be the difference between this and the Mario Maker run? It feels like it's the same type of run.

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we made it

I'M GLAD IT'S OVER

>>147769038
We all come back for these shitty marathons

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PEOPLE REJOICE FOR THE EVIL KING IS DEAD

>>147768897
witwix please beat this dumb kid up in the parking lot after his run

>>147768252
I should, instead of the standard 6 shot I use a 5 shot.
Some might call it a hardware cheat but it was made by smith and wesson so it's official.

>1.5 hour of tasbot playing trials

People paid $5000 to see an obese man pick up a useless item in a terrible Bloodborne run. Incentives never make sense.

>>147769062
Commentary, multiple runners racing therefore competition.

TIME FOR SOME QUALITY SPEEDRUNS

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>mfw it's done

>>147768940
yeah i am sure people who have enough money to donate 30k love "trolling" autistic communities by giving them money

>>147769062
people who don't play mario can understand how difficult those were, and it was also a race with an actual playlist made for the event instead of just randomly picking levels out of the shit he had downloaded

>>147769061
you know what i meant, retard

>>147769116
FiFi is one of the ugliest cunts there is

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>was about to go to bed
>bethesda block
all nighter it is then

>>147769060
I meant showing only the runners is like showing people in their living room just playing the game with friends. That's the vibe it has now.

>>147769062
Mario Maker is much faster-paced run by people who are very competent at the game
Trials is slow as fucking shit and the runners didn't appear to be good at it

While I appreciate that TES games are actually decent speedruns, I'm not looking forward to "HAD TO DONATE DURING THIS EPIC GAME, I LOVE IT AND IT'S THE BEST GAME EVER! FUS RO DONATE! I TOOK A DONATION TO THE KNEE! ANOTHER SETTLEMENT NEEDS YOU HELP SOMETHING SOMETHING SANS FRONTIERS" donation comments.

Should be a nice block otherwise.

>>147769047
t. Germany

>>147769213
i know i would. donation girl would have to say some nasty things

Is that a tranny on the right? I'm not even sure why I'm asking

please explain the fallout 4 names

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>>147769190
Don't tease anon. We could only be so lucky.

>>147769229
oh ok i see what you mean. I can see the appeal, not used to it yet though.

>>147769116
someone tell this fuck monkey to close his mouth

little disappointed that they aren't doing a pure morrowind run, but should be good otherwise

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you said they were short serg

>>147769374
jesus dude, i know this transgender speedrun thing is a nice meem and all but are you actually on acid or what

>>147769391
I don't see the appeal for an event like this. As i said, it's like showing shots of a couple of guys cheering their room in their living room in a World Cup instead ofthe crow din the stadium

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>>147769102
it's almost making me... nostalgic? happy? it's something at least

>>147768940
IIRC, there was once 20k donation maybe at AGDQ from anonymous with deleted comment.

>>147769062
The Mario Maker race is blind aka the runners don't know the levels beforehand unlike the Trials guy who actually practiced this run (but still went over estimate).

>>147769374
gotta be, major blokejaw going on

>>147769463
I think the trials run did something to me

>>147769374
If there's ever any amount of uncertainty, then yes.

What's the hippo in the crowd waving at?

>>147769294
Yeah, anything that's
1)Open world
2)Full of exploitable shit
usually makes for a fun speedrun to watch.

Bethesda games provide on both those fronts.

>>147769116
How did this faggot mong pull kungfufruitcup?

not like it lasted or anything but still

she was probably turned off by his collection of realistic dragon dildos and bubblegum dick

>>147769625
Me.

>>147769490
I can't handle watching speedruns during non GDQs anymore and I barely run these days.

I'd say the magic is gone, but really just the culture is a little more normie than it used to be, not sure and hate sounding like an autist.

But either way, it is cozy that everyone returns during these marathons.

>>147769449
>old bethesda games
broken and fast runs
>new bethesda games
broken but mostly lame walking simulators

>>147769374
All beardless runners are trannies-in-training.

DrTChops looks like the results of putting Witwix and a stack of child porn polaroids into the chamber from 'The Fly'

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>>147769561
i feel you bro, sorry about the acid jokes

IS THAT CHIBI IN THE FRONT OF THE CROWD

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>glitched runs
>any% glitched runs

>>147769469
yeah, it used to have a more home-y feel in '13 and before when the crowd wasn't massive. The "living room" setup is a decent compromise, especially considering SGDQ 2015's aesthetics were awful

why does BigJon feel the need to tell everyone how sick he is re: him not going to SGDQ

you know he just didn't want to face his peers anymore after being exposed as a weirdo faggot chubster

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>Skyrim got pushed out of primetime thanks to the delays
How mad do you think they are right now?

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>bethesda block hasn't even started
>already shitty jokes in donations

cutie on the couch, hope she's here for the whole run. I'm really enjoying the increased female presence at this GDQ

>>147769786
I don't think anyone cared about that he probably just didn't want to be "confronted" by "security" again

>>147769786
Does anyone outside this place even know? Never seen anyone else bring it up.

>>147769768
>nonglitched runs

>>147767442
you really make bonesaw sound worse than he is but yup
Also who's the first guy? I have not heard about this

>>147767852
The BGM is very quiet or non existant and somehow all 3 of the runners/commentators barely had shit to say the whole time. It also got kind of repeatative, should not have been that long. The bike platforming was impressive for a while but after a while it was just like "yeah he has to make a stupidly specific jump to latch his tire onto this stupidly tiny platform and then wheelie on blah blah" every level

>>147769648
KFFC isn't that hot, seriously. I used to thirst hard after her, but she wears A LOT of makeup and has one of the worst bodies I've seen.

>>147769659
i agree anon, and it's silly of us to say that such an autistic hobby is "more normie than usual" but i totally get what you mean

at least we have each other and serg, and indeed, it IS cozy that everyone comes back every now and then :')

>>147769818
After all these events, probably not very.

Unpredictable timetables are to be expected of GDQs. They're probably quite willing to accept this and move on.

>>147769892
>Exact same people attend every year
>Female representation goes up
>MFW

I wonder how many people in the crowd have never seen an elder scrolls game besides skyrim before

>Choose thy gender
>Male
>Female

Check your privilege!!

>>147770043
if only there were still SRG marathons...

wtf is this game

looks worse than doom on the fucking snes

was this made in the 90's

We back to a real speedrun boys.

Already like the commentary

This feels so good oh god an actual speedrun

>No Bubbles on the couch
>Must still be in the bathroom sucking dicks for weed

>>147769892
>>147770148
>Check thy privilege

>>147770202
yeah, it came out in 1994

>>147770153
Remember when srg bullied Trihex into remission?
Good times.

Wow, is this like the first Skyrim game?

>>147769921
even if they did know (and let's face it they do, everyone loves drama) they'd never bring it up like ever

people in the speedrun thread on somethingawful found out about it and everyone was like "oh so now you guys wanna make fun of the guy for using a dating app huh"

then more details were shed and everyone started laughing

he's a big ass formerly fatasfatass closeted homo and his reaction was so fucking transparent and hilarious that you owe it to yourself to never let anyone forget about it

now, someone post that BigJon Donkey Kong picture

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>>147770148
>Tumblr Memes
son...

this run is worse than the fucking motorcycle rayman run

>>147770293
poorqualityfishmeme/10.jpg.avi.png

this guy talks too much, i can't handle this excitement after trials

>>147770280
I loved watching that bitch nigga squirm

>>147770390
Bring back Meat Damon to do the commentary

>>147770280
And now he's a rich millionaire living with a girlfriend, go figure! Speedrunning held him back.

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what a good picture

>>147770280
>tfw no vod with all the shitty memes plastered on his face

>>147770005
u rite

she has a box body and she's like 4'10, she also has a BIGASS forehead that she covers with bangs, oh and her hair is probably damaged as fuck from all the treatment and hair dyes.

other than that she's the female equivalent of a manchild, she sucks at speedrunning, sucks at games in general, babytalks to her stream, sings disney songs etc.

I still want to fuck her up the ass and jizz on that big ass easel on her forehead, make a modern art masterpiece out that bitch

cause you already know Talon's wimp ass can't lay any sort of pipe

>puts all points in spd

this run is going to be great

>>147769992
yeah, it was a hilarious run, but he pissed off organizers for the event

the other guy was for ty the tasmanian tiger, not much to it, but he was supposed to do a pacifist run and didn't.

is everything this guy says sarcastic?

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>>147770557

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>>147770331
>now, someone post that BigJon Donkey Kong picture
And yes, his damage control was ridiculous, but I guess it worked well enough for his regular viewers.

>>147770632
Talon is the biggest pussy in speedrunning

>>147770792
well, keep in mind the kind of viewers these pandering speedgamers have, they're almost all nuthuggers who are willing to go down with the ship

so even if BigJon played damage control like a fucking retard and spilled his spaghetti everywhere, his nuthugger viewerbase would support him and attack anyone with dissenting opinion

example: cosmo twitter

w/e, he's a fun personality and lots of people like him

so i didn't catch the beginning of this TES Arena run but - why is he going through the same dungeon over and over picking up the same scroll? and the crowd claps every time?

>>147770465
that was great

I just noticed there's a guy in dress sitting on the couch, the fuck?

has there been literally homosexual runners in gdq?

>>147770981
but cosmo bled viewers for ages and now all he has is a die hard tiny gang of militant trannies watching him

>>147770632
>babytalks to her stream
What do you mean?
And yeah at this point I think Talon might be gay. He talks/acts like a flamboyant gay anyway

>>147770806
it's funny you mention that

kungfufruitcup was jizzing over some shirtless pic Talon posted on twitter, it was like a barbecuing picture or something and it was posted in chat and everyone started spamming kreygasm and shit, because nobody in those chats has any semblance of an idea of what a healthy human body looks like. kffc even started getting jealous when other people were posting stuff about him

and the pic was just Talon with his puny bird chest and cigarette arms lmao

Good to see that Beth have always lazily reused dungeons.

>it looks exactly like it does in skyrim
>how did THAT happen? lol xd
why do so many runners depend on lazy deadpan sarcasm and/or coyly feigning ignorance and surprise?

>>147771080
>next to the couch is on the couch
Everything else in your post was accurate.

>fast travel
>enter a dungeon
>walk to the same spot in the dungeon
>walk out of the dungeon
>repeat for 28 mins

really great run

>>147771137
There would be, but you would have to learn to actually speedrun something, and we both know you're too lazy to do that, anon.

>>147771187
>not realizing that was just advanced friendzoning technique

>>147771042
It's a glitch where the item they pick up completes their current story line quest

>>147771187
I think skinny guys are cute too

not talon though only white ones

>>147771240
you forgot
>people clap every time

>>147771245
i actually am curious, i am aware of where i'm posting
there's been a decent variety of runners

>fifteen grand for paintbrush tower

fuck that.

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>>147771327
thanks

>>147771172
she does this thing when people sub or follow or w/e

she like, singsongs the person's name and makes little kid noises and shit, she sounds like she'd make a good daycare owner, but she's babytalking to 20+ year olds so yeah

maybe if she was better looking and a little taller she could work as a Disney princess in disneyland

>>147769786
what do you mean exposed? I missed something../

>>147768626
Donate for Argonian. Stop the furfags.

>donating to see checking out bins in market and building paintbrush ladder

This is boring. Reminds me of the shitty final fantasy speedrun last year where some dude went up some steps for 40min

>>147771481
bigjon has a feeding fetish and i quote "he loves to distends his gut to the maximum"
he does it for money and other people fap to it

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>>147771406
I fucking hate Americans so much. Holy fucking shit, I want to kill each one of them myself with a razor.

>>147771481
some random anon found his grommr profile

it's a gay dating fetish website for guys who like to overeat and gain lots and lots of weight, which BigJon was an active participant in, they found videos of BigJon chugging entire blenderfuls of protein shakes and shit, and he had a gigantic gut

that was probably years ago because he's since become strongfat so yeah, before he was huge and built he was just huge and fat

>>147771585
Being able to climb stairs at all is an inspirational fantasy for quite a few GDQ attendees to be fair.

>>147771554
>donating so doctors can go to middle east countries to save children that will eventually grow to be terrorists

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>>147771481

Just tuned in to the TES Arena speedrun.

Is that seriously a fucking TRANNY IN A DRESS sitting next to the dungeon?

Why the fuck are these degenerates allowed there?

what ever happened to that really big pseudointellectual black guy who used to run that dumb mario game at GDQ? he was kind of funny but not very smart

>claps for RNG
the fucking gdq crowds man, every time

>>147771824
the tetris showcase had a """girl""" i legit didn't think it was a guy until he talked

>>147771585
Didn't someone fuck something like that up one year? Like literally wasted hours because he miscounted the steps and a glitch/warp didn't work.

>>147771796
>someone made an account 5-8 years ago
How did he think people would believe this?

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>>147771652

That a tranny on the right, yeah?

>was gonna link the speedrun drama vid of bigJ
>channel isnt there any more
damn

Is Daggerfall a better speedgame than this?
Should i watch VoDs of runs i missed instead?

>>147771824
no dude its just an ugly girl lmao

Oblivion is not getting met

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>>147771796
>That damage control
Come on Big Jon, that's just sad

>>147771937
You mean the one with purple hair?

>>147771937
just thought it was an ugly girl until deep voice in tetris run too :s

>>147771943
Yep. Wasted everyones time with that bullshit.

Hey guys donate 30k to Oblivion in the next 5 minutes

>>147771943
> Literally wasted hours.
Way to exaggerate.
It was like, 10 minutes maximum, but it was solely going up/down steps, nothing else, then miscounting.
He did it multiple times, the tard. How hard can it be to count, especially when you should have done it tons of times before?

>>147771872
>>147771796

>>147772069
Thank fuck

>>147772054
D-don't call yourself ugly :)
and don't call yourself a girl you piece of shit

I dunno why, but for some reason it triggers my autism when someone who plays a game as much as a speed runner can't name something as major as races in a series.

>>147772217
it's only 5 minutes, not 1 and a half hours

What a boring ass run

>>147772116
is the guy in the nike shirt about to die

>>147772308
almost as boring as your mom in bed last night
LMAO
M
A
O

>>147772002
Must be from youtube's new anti bullying crap.

>>147772069
Who cares, it was ran already, who wants to see paintbrush tower?

>>147772389
Hey, back off, his mom's wonderful in bed.

>>147772069
That sucks. I actually like it more than Morrowind in a speedrunning context.

>>147771796
>was still updating it 24 days before this screenshot
wow

I'm actually kind of hype for Mark of the Ninja and Necrodancer after the Bethesda block.

Ninja would seem like a game that would have interesting strats, and Necrodancer was surprisingly awesome last time.

>>147771993
do you even need to ask anymore? i'm not even surprised

>>147772105
haha yeah, that was really weird because it was so unexpected

A fighting game speedrun would be less repetitive than this.

>>147772116
whered this come from

>Oblivion run costs tens of thousands to do when Fallout 3 runs are pretty much exactly the same and happen at every event
What's up with that shit?

>>147772587
im not sure the runner even thinks this is a good speedrun

>>147772658
>paywalled runs
LMAO

A man with a woman's voice? Isn't it usually the opposite?

>>147772658
Fallout 3 is OoB clips mostly, oblivion is checking out market bins and building a ladder.

>>147772673
Dude straight up said that Daggerfall was better.

>setup to doubleclick a .exe

>>147772658
They know that Bubbles' parents will buy him an Oblivion run LUL

>>147772658
GDQ is the, "If we can suck you dry for it, we will," marathon, these are their Jew stratagems.

runner wants to move straight into next game but staff force a break for no reason but to read donations

kill me

>guy with an ireland rugby jersey at gdq

wtf. weird

that was the [innacle of speedrunning
pinnacle*

>>147772849
They're probably not used to needing twenty minutes of setup.

>>147771796
Just makes me sad.
If I got caught doin' some weird shit like that, I'd lie, too.

>major skills
>jumping
Oh boy this is gonna be good

>>147772389
She's fat as fuck, hope you like high test

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>>147772849
>An hour behind schedule
>Runner literally asking to just move on to the next fucking game which would take a minute to start
>refused

>Khajiit winning race on morrowind
fucking furfags man

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>announcer trying to make "OBLIVION" happen, as the fat farmer announcer did with DOOOOOM

jesus fucking christ dude just stop its embarrasing at this point, youve done it three times and got no response every time

Can someone explain what's happening

>>147773021
be nice to your mom anon

>>147773047
>Implying lizard men are better
fucking US government

>>147773047
Argonian isn't that far behind.

We can still rally, fellow scalefag!

Who is dress lady/man and what gender is it?

>>147773305
Lizardmen are cute

>>147773412
xir name is Dusty

[spoiler} I dont know

How can they fit in Oblivion when they are behind already?

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god damn mememan is out of control

>>147773608
It's 5 minutes long

what is final pam

>>147773553
fug

>>147773608
It's really short

>>147773663
What the fuck is this behind him?

>>147773663
If that chick wants to pass then I'd suggest she trims that moustache.

>>147773608
Glitches-allowed any%.

You can do it in less than 5 minutes.

MERCY KILL