Senran Kagura General /skg/ #814

I want to hastily throw together Minori if you know what I mean

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WHAT IF WE MADE HOMU'S CAPE LONGER?

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yoooo

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Hi

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Impregnating Kafuru and taking responsibility because I love her!

>>147760870
Homura is cool!

>>147760870
I am in favor of this.

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I love Hikage! Every thread!

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Appreciating Hanabi!

>>147760629
That and I suppose having the chance to take on Hanzo himself seemed like to good of a deal to pass up. Also, those strawberries were for respecting their fallen teacher.

>>147761159
Oh hey Aigis, what're you doing here?

>>147761157
Isn't it strawberry daifuku?

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>>147761283
She put on her skin suit and put melons in them.

>>147761326
yeh

>>147760870

I want to taste the sweet crabbu flavour sank yuu

>>147761463
crabbu isn't very sweet

pls do not taste her sank you

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Early thread Birthday gal post

>>147760870
What if we gave her even more swords?

>>147761665
Bullying Ikaruga on her birthday!

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>>147761427

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Here's your Paizuri Partner for the day. Be kind to her, it's her birthday after all.

>>147761959

Ikaruga is a soapland whore! Soapland whore!

>>147760870
What if we made homu's boobs bigger

>>147761959
But what if she wants rough paizuri?

>>147761959
"for the day"?

I don't go around having sex or paizuri with other women, buddy.

>>147762190
Stop listening to that song.

>>147761665
delet

>>147761720
Fucking Ikaruga on her birthday!

>>147762409
Covering Ikaruga in cum on her birthday!

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Please note that Keade is busy drawing for a while because of things like this.

>>147762550
Okay

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>>147762409
Fucking up Ikaruga on her birthday!

>>147762550
Kaede can draw my dick!

Murasaki's gotten her hands on the song download list for the final group of girls: Homura's Crimson Squad! (and also Rin)

Homura
>The Prodigy - Firestarter
>Beastie Boys - Sabotage
>David Bowie - Rebel Rebel
>MUSE - Sunburn
>Rage Against The Machine - Killing in the Name

Yomi
>Drake - Started from the Bottom
>Phil Collins - Another Day in Paradise
>Boney M - Rasputin
>Dschinghis Khan - Moskau
>Macklemore - Thrift Shop

Hikage
>Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise
>NWA - Straight Outta Compton
>Gorillaz - Punk
>Eminem - Stan
>Kanye West - Heartless

Mirai
>a-ha - Take on Me
>The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army
>Nirvana - Come as you Are
>Guns n' Roses - Estranged
>Radiohead - Creep

Haruka
>Gorillaz - Latin Simone
>A. Scarpino, J. Caldarella, J. Scarpino - Canaro en Paris
>Carlos Gardel - El Dia Que Me Quieras
>Kiss - C'mon and Love Me
>Prince - Dirty Mind

Rin
>Pink Floyd - Time
>Queen - I Want to Break Free
>Europe - The Final Countdown
>REO Speedwagon - Keep On Loving You
>Journey - Separate Ways(Worlds Apart)

I'll make a Pastebin soon-ish with all the girls in it.

>>147762550
Should burn down her works.

>>147762693
I'M A FIYAH STARTAH

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>>147762672
I prefer this kind of fucking up

>>147762550
Kaede's gonna need to work hard, these boys are hardly cute

>>147762693

more like

Haruka
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ifjjgtH4g

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>>147762693
>not showing Yomi's most played song on her playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

>>147763373

Should be this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_x03_O4xoM

>>147762693

you haven't done Gessen yet have you?

>>147763407
Ikaruga is fat.

Do you think senrans know how much power they could have over us if they wanted?

>>147764143
I think Gessen was like the second one he did.

>>147764196
Ikaruga is thick and healthy from being so rich and well-fed.

>>147764143
>>147577761

Here's Gessen

>>147764296
She is fat.

>>147764281

Hmm I missed it, I saw Hanzo, Hebijo and now Crimson Squad

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BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

>>147764196
>>147764352
It's just her hips.

>>147764308
Dude fuck Yumi and Minori.

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>>147764352
Do not call her fat, Yomi.

>>147764474
And her chest, waist, and thighs.

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>>147764210

>>147764308

surprisingly Yowza had the best songs.

Unsurprisingly, Yumi and Minnow had terrible taste.

>>147764817

Yoza too.

>>147764645
Only her chest is fat.

>>147764352
>>147764645
Yomi get off Mirai's computer

>>147764525
I want Ikaruga to be my nee-chan.

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>>147762693
>No hot for teacher

>>147765040
>No "Queen - Somebody to Love"

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>>147764771

Haruka wouldn't even need potions, she'd just need that flirty attitude, sexy voice, alluring green eyes and delicious cinnamon rolls.

Which senran's breasts contain the most breastmilk?

I thinking either Yozakura or Yagyuu.

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>>147764984
Don't tell Mirai! I'm not supposed to use her computer!

>>147765283
I'm telling!

>>147765283
YOU'VE ALREADY FILLED THE CD DRIVE WITH BEANSPROUTS YOU FUCKING HUMAN TRASH

>>147765220

Murasaki or Haruka.

>>147765220
Rin!

>>147765220
Murasaki.

>>147765283
Leave.

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>>147765220
It seems you have forgotten. I will remind you.

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>>147762693
>Yomi
>Phil Collins

the two best things ever

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>>147765476
We'll just let Yo keep on thinking that...

>>147765590

It must be something in the air tonight, I think you are in the land of confusion.

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>>147765405
She was trying to see if she could email Hikage some at their job

>>147765415
>>147765475

>Murasaki's tits would have a volume of over 4 Liters when she's nursing.

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>>147765417
>That Rin lactation story

>>147765836
Breast size doesn't have an effect on milk production. The volume measurement is just how dense the breasts are.

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>>147765145

I don't know if her cinnabuns are safe with Hibari, destroyer of sweets.

>>147765960
Is it anywhere but sad panda?

>>147766697

no but milk production does tend to increase breast size a proportionate amount.

>>147766843
It was a greentext story. I don't have the pastebin

>>147766697
stfu nerd

>>147766864
That is true, breasts will swell when the mammaries prepare to nurse. But tits don't work like water balloons. Milk production is mostly dominated by genes and stimulation

>>147766919
We haven't had a good greentext here since the Dai one a while ago

>>147767023
Does that mean the more you stimulate Murasaki's breasts, the more she'll produce?

>>147767193
Which one was that?

I bet Yumi has a really puffed up and stuffy pussy, since it's so unused and she never masturbates, like whenever she gets mildly horny it starts to get extra puffy and swollen in her pantyhose and she can't do anything about it

>>147767023

I'm not saying Murasaki's breasts would have 4 Liters of Milk I'm saying that her breast size would easily top 4L.

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I feel bad for not doing it so happy birthday Ikaruga.

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>>147767698
>You will never be able to comfort Murasaki as she complains about how big her breasts are getting
>You will never be able to have her let you massage them to remove the aches from their massive size
>You will never be able to drink her milk straight from her breasts to relieve tension

Why do we live

>>147767657
Does that mean that Haruka's is not puffy?

>>147762693
I approve of Hikage's songs of choice.

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>>147762693
>>147768332
>Anyone implying it isn't Hikage who had the best taste

>>147768407
Haruka's is puffy but only because she accumulates most of her meat in her lower body

>>147767249
You would need to look into some other stimulants like goat's rue or definitely Domperidone to be drinking anytime soon. But yeah with enough continuous stimulation any healthy woman can lactate. The same would easily apply to Senrans

>>147768606
I made my post before even looking through the list. Hikage has the best taste. Ryoubi is at a close second.

>>147767657
I want to fuck Yumi once and then deny her of sex every time afterwards she asks about it until she breaks.

>>147768661
Nice.

>>147768364
Correction: why do YOU live

>>147767249
And yeah, just by nature the more milk that gets drained from a breast. A nursing female body will respond by producing more for next time.
Also Senrans

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>>147768878
That should be easy enough to do.

>>147768364

Murasaki's breasts would be so large and uncomfortably ready to burst when engorged that a light poke would cause a shower of milk, and it'd just keep spraying for a good 15-20 seconds afterward, just from a tap.

>>147767940
I feel bad for feeling like total shit throughout the majority of Ikaruga's birthday.

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My hime

>>147769434
You might think she's your hime, but she's actually everyone's!

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>>147768924
I live to spread the love for my senran

But also because no matter how shit my life gets, there always be someone who has it shitter, even someone in this very thread.

Murasaki would be like that one lactating woman on reddit that lets her breasts get engorged until they're literally like 3 times as big as they are when empty before milking herself.
All because she thinks it's lewd and embarrassing and puts off doing it because she wishes she didn't have to.

>>147769638
Yep I had sex with her 10 minutes ago.

>>147767273
Like a couple weeks ago a few Dai anons were talking about training with her. One did a greentext about fighting, losing to, and cooling down with Dai. It was pretty cute desu.

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>>147769719
There is no correlation between breast size and milk production.

>>147769962
Yeah there is. The bigger the titties the more milk my dick produces!

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Happy birthday Ikaruga-chang, Ill give you breastbabies as a gift.

>>147769962
perhaps not but nature/instinct seems to suggest as such considering attraction to big breasts has "Viability as a mother" as its roots.

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>>147769962
I never said that

I just said that Murasaki procrastinates milking herself so badly that they'll literally swell three times larger before she'll finally do it

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Ikaruga is so cute.

>>147770378
Murasaki's breasts do not produce milk.

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>>147770450
tall fat biclops Mirai a shit

>>147767273
>>147767193
That was me. Some time ago I did a Dai greentext about sparring and cooling down with her for a likeminded anon. Got it screencapped, dunno if I should pastebin it or not.

>>147769434

*teleports behind u*
*himecuts u w/ hien*

>pshhhh, nothing personnel ara desu wa kiddu -_-;;

>>147770705
I want Mirai to step on me and keep me in chastity.

>>147765960
>>147766919
Anyone got a pastebin of that Rin Lactation story this guy is talking about?

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>>147770705
Don't forget that she has blue eyes too. Red eyes are so much better!

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>>147770615
Murasaki's breasts produce very large quantities of breast milk.
This is fact.

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>>147770450
Such a cute.

>>147771161
Why does this pic scream "dick me like a wild animal" to me?

>>147770705
>>147771139
>Miraifags of all people ragging on another Senran

Jesus fucking Christ, just what I needed to perfect this shit day.

>>147771241
C U T E
U
T
E

HOMU IS A DOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK

>>147771407
>Miraifags of all people ragging on another Senran

You expect anything less from those morons?

>>147771407
There is nothing wrong with Mirai. She is one of the more popular Senrans both in Japan and the West.

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>>147771161
Look at this jealous girls. They will never be as good of a mother as Purple

>>147760732
Domo arigato Homura roboto

>>147771525
I'd only expect such a thing from a secondary.

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>>147771549
Wrong image but my point still stands

>>147771519
Homu is not a dork! Dorks don't tan!

>>147771757
HOMU HOMU IS A DORK WHO PLAYS POKEMON

>>147771401
Because you're that far gone

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Friendly reminder that there is no correlation between the size of a woman's breasts and the amount of milk she produces

Friendly reminder that Ryoubi can make more milk in a single one of her mosquito bites than Murasaki can with both her 105s combined

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I WANT TO GET INTO A PUNCH RUSH BATTLE WITH DAIDOJI

>>147771549
>>147771742
Mirai and Ryoubi are far from the best mother material in the series, but even they would make better mothers than a depressed hikki who stays in her room on her computer all day, eating pizza, playing video games, and talking to a stuffed animal. She would just ignore a baby while she reads Rapunzel and abandon it outside somewhere once it starts crying and annoying her.

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I cleaned it up, organized it a bit and put a nice Yotsuba B background.

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>>147772505
Bears are well known for being good and protective mothers

>>147772505
If anything, Murasaki would probably go out of her way to make sure her child doesn't go through the same thing she did as a child.

>>147772714
I want to kill Asuka

>>147772171
I want Daidouji to parry and block my attempts to strike her before I land a roundhouse to her stomach and she decides she's ready to fight back.

>>147772852
>>147772975
Murasaki really does not strike me as that responsible of a person.

>>147772171
Anon no, that's probably how daianon killed himself

Friendly reminder that Mirai will make a great mother despite frequently feeling unconfident in her abilities

Friendly reminder that Ryoubi will make a great mother that will make her children grow up just as tough as she is

Friendly reminder that Murasaki will make a great mother despite being a bit overbearing and protective (she just wants to make sure they're safe and happy)

Friendly reminder that all senrans will make great mothers except for Imu and Miyabi (because two women can't reproduce)

>>147773287
>Friendly reminder that all senrans will make great mothers except for Imu because she'll never reproduce with someone cause she'll consumed by jealousy for Miyabis Anon who gets to pound that every night turning Miyabi into a Mama-shama*
FTFY

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>>147770867

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>>147773147
AND IT WAS A GLORIOUS DEATH

So how did Ikaruga become a slut?

>>147773636
Japanese Meme Magic.

>>147773146
You'd be surprised what having a child can do to a person. I knew a girl high school. She got pregnant during our sophomore year and before that she didn't really do much in terms of school. After she had the child though, she came back and got to fucking work. Ended up having a decent GPA and going to a good school. I remember talking to her once during graduation and she said that her entire reason for turning herself around was her son,claiming that once she realized she was going to be a mother it was time to as she put it 'Stop fucking around and grow up'.

>>147773636
Obnoxious shitty memes.

>>147773636
She never was.

Only memers think so.

>>147773636
She has always been one. Don't you remember the scene in the anime where she has sex with Hanzou?

>>147773843
i remember the scene where all of hebijo peed on her and she drank it

>>147773673
>>147773758
>>147773770
But where did the meme come from in Japan? Tell me the story gomenasai

>>147763526
Knew it, I fucking knew someone was going to make that joke.

>>147772171
Calm down Karate anon, also patrician taste in God Hand

>>147773947
It just spawned into existence.

>>147773947
The idea of someone prim and proper doing things that are down and dirty.

>>147774106
That's the only time you've been wrong fampai.

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>>147763526
A few weeks ago at work I was humming a tune but I forgot what it was called until a coworker walked by, stopped, waited for a second next to me, and then asked in total disbelief if I was humming remove kebab

>>147774318
well fuck it sounded like him. There had to be a first.

>>147773947
a pretty common character trope in japan is "the uptight class rep that's a huge pervert in secret"

it's annoying as fuck seeing it applied to Ikaruga though because Ikaruga is a subversion of that trope and is about as prudish as a prude can get

>>147774442
I was a few posts below though. >>147773125

>>147773947
Really, all kidding aside, the scene in the anime where it tries to make it look like Ikaruga is having sex with Hanzou is probably one of the things that contributes to that. Also her lewd NW cards.

>>147774702
The anime had a lot of really shit and stupid fanservice compared to how tasteful burst was.

don't Asuka and Homura have a literal fellatio contest or something

>>147774842
That's in an OVA at least. You'd expect silly things from that.

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>>147774672
I'll get you next time, if it's the last thing I do.

>>147773114
That's clearly an imposter. Probably Fuma.

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>>147775141
I'll be waiting.

>>147774504
I want to mindbreak Ikaruga

>>147775425
I still want to kill Asuka.

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Princess carrying Murasaki to bed every night and kneeling before her after putting her on the bed so she can pat your head, pull you by your hands towards her and give you a kiss!

>>147776203
Or fucking Murasaki!

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>>147776728
NO!

>>147776816
Yes!

>>147776816
Why don't you want relations with a man?

>>147776816
Would you prefer the term making love instead?

>>147776203
Cuddling Murasaki during a cold night, giving her a sense of safety within your warm embrace!

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>>147776861

>>147777380
O-okay no sex... S-sorry Murasaki. Can I get you a pizza or anything?

>>147777481
It's too late, Anon! You've awakened the Root of Calamity!

>>147777551
W-what do I do!?

>>147777551
I bet that came up in some of Murasakis romantic fantasies, where she wants you to hug her when she loses herself and through the power of love she'd return to normal, it would probably end with a kiss infront of the sun setting.

>>147777723
Die.

>>147777723
You have to make the finest pizza in the past decade, otherwise >>147777886

>>147777886
Do you think Imu can help me?

>>147777946
Hearing someone tried to violate her sister is only burying you a deeper grave.

>>147778285
But I have sexy picture of Miyabi I can trade to her in exchange for calming Murasaki down.

>>147778669

A pic of Miyabi looking sexy?

Right....

>>147778849
It's true! But she can only have it if she saves me from Murasaki.

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>>147778849

>>147779142

Hmm...I'm still not so sure. Going to need more convincing.

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>>147779315

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>there are people in this thread right now that think Murasaki would ever consent to sex
>There are people in this thread right now that think it would even be possible to have a healthy relationship with Murasaki

>>147779834

Murasaki is one drug taste away from touching a boy's shirt, give her a bit of time.

>>147778669
She can calm Murasaki down, but she still won't let you near her with such vulgar intentions.

>>147779916
>Drug taste
Date raping Murasaki!!!!

>>147779930
I just want to be saved from Murasaki I don't care about fucking her anymore.

>>147779834
Sex is unnecessary. All I need is paizuri, and it wouldn't even impede vidya playing.

>>147779420

Getting warmer...

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>>147779961

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Happy Birthday Nachi!

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>>147780010
Please let this be enough.

>>147780003
>Hey Murasaki can I stick my dick betwee-
>Who are you? Why are you in my house? You smell awful. Leave me alone.

>>147780291

that'll do

for now

Hey Imu it's Miyabi's boyfriend again. Miyabi wants to set you up with one of my friends. She told me not to tell you about it but I'm just forewarning you that he is my friend.

>>147780070
Oh Miss Murasaki, you're so charming and witty, and you accepted my date request so willingly!

What's what? I'm the most handsome man you've ever seen? Haha, you sure know the way to a man's heart. Waiter, she'll have a chardonnay, please.

Ah, careful, you're drooling onto your breasts again, and you're going to slip out of your seat to the floor.

>>147780389
Cool I'm saved! I'm gonna have some snacks to celebrate!

>>147780184
>look at wiki
>June 8
Oh fuck

What is the cutest thing that Senrans can do?

SPOILERS: It's when they stutter like mad. SV was actually pretty good about this.

>>147760732
so what happened with JADF

>>147780558
Act like massive dorks.

>>147780558
Killing their enemies!

>>147780582

Fell off a cliff, hopefully

>>147780582
He's working on Yozakura and a boar right now.

>>147780582
he tried horse cock and ended up like everyone else fucked by a horse
ded

>>147780558
Being happy and supportive with their teammates.

I want to break Murasaki's arm.

>>147780582
With any luck he died in his sleep.

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Baseball-kun has the Asufeet all to himself!

You do know that if you ever had a happy family with your Senran that your child would develope an oedipus complex, right? I mean you don't have a 10/10 mom and then just not think about doing it with her. Also all boys that would come over to play would blush everytime your Senran talks to them.

>>147781193
Not if we have a girl! R-right?

>>147780582
He's drawing Yozakura
(that's good!)

He's also drawing Yumi
(that's bad!)

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>>147781283
Age gap Yuri will become better when it's incest.

>>147781151
Baseball-kun?
Oh you mean that throw away faceless no one that shows up for not even a scene in the first game that hasn't been referenced in literal years. He's worth even less than a whowave.

>>147781367
Well I'll just forbid my daughter from having sex with my wife!

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>>147781447
What if she grows taller than your Senran? Will your Senran be able to just say no whenever your daughter approaches her?

>>147781283
that'll be even better. a 10/10 wife means a probable 10/10 daughter. incest ho!

>>147781656
Yes because incest is wrong. We'll just sit our daughter down and have a talk with her. We can get her to stop trying to bang her mom.

>>147781193
Oh darn. It's not like I can't teach my child at a young age that incest is wrong and those thoughts should not be acted upon.

>>147781689
Man just imagine she's a regular carpet muncher. She invites girls from her school over and has probably an /u/ harem in her room where she sits in between 5 different girls with frilly underwear that look up to her and dream of being caressed by your daughter.

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>>147781193
I would be utterly disappointed in my son if he turned out to be a disgusting lolicon. All the time and money spent raising him would have been a colossal waste.

>>147781860
____Hi____

>>147781943
Stop making me want to jerk off to my imaginary daughter!

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What are the ages of the new girls in EV?

In fact, what are the current ages for everyone? some places seem to contradict. wasnt there a point where shikis age was messed up?

>>147782041
All the other girls call her onee-chan and get wet when she headpats them, none of the other girls would ever resist her when she tries to kiss them and or just gently touches them. She'd be just like Miyabi, if Miyabi was actually gay.

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>>147782029

>>147782154
W-well I would have to put an end to it and tell her she's not allowed to these things in my house!

>>147782186
Die.

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>>147781193
What are the odds of her becoming a mother with Anon? What are the odds of Anon taking care of someboy else's baby?

>>147782186
____Bye____

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Ship a senran with a nep.
What is their relationship like?

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>>147782110
Everything is on here. http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Kagurapedia

>>147781860
Did she have the runs or something in her thong?

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>>147782257
But everyone would be happy, why would you ruin it for them?

Senran kagura more like Semen Kagura

>>147782539
Because it's immoral. I'm sure they'd thank me when they're older.

Who the fuck let /u/ in?

>>147782682
I don't know but lesbians disgust me

>>147781193
I don't want to have children with my senran.

>>147782595
But there isn't any semen in the series.

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>>147782382

>>147782873
Your honor, we've found the gayest man

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Good night /skg/!

Please take care of yourselves and your senrans.
Please do not bully Anons by saying "Hope you cum in your sleep".
Please do not fall for this bait or RP as a little fag falling for this bait. That means even if you really did cum from having Yumi yell at you in a dream.

>>147782927
Plenty of semen spilled in the meta outside of series story.

>>147782998
How is that gay? I don't want to spend money on children.

>>147783013
Hope you sleep well!

>>147783013
Hope you cum in my sleep.

>>147782950
______[x] Pet_______

>>147783013
Hope you don't suffer from nocturnal emissions!

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>Haruka: It's time for the miracle quiz to begin! Now then, first question: What is this image?
>Ryouna: Oh, it's a dick
>Haruka: Wrong!
>Yumi: It's a man's cock.
>Haruka: Wrong! Here's a hint: It's something you eat.
>Ikaruga (thinking): Something you eat.... food...food
>Ikaruga: oh! I know! It's a penis!
>Haruka: You're all eliminated!

Why is Ikaruga a slut?

What if your daughter would meet aunty haruka?

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>>147783162

>>147783095
You deny your chemical urges

>>147783272
Haruka is not allowed near children!

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The Great Hibari is amazing!

>>147783480
No she's not. She just ate a chocolate bunny.

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>>147783480
How did she do that!?

>>147783198
Born that way

>>147780184
I wonder what Nachi would even want for her birthday

>>147782873
She'll just pin you down and hump you until you impregnate her while she's in a supah baby fevah

>>147781801
But Anon, what if she decides she wants to bang you instead?

>>147783480
WITCHCRAFT!

>>147783531
Jesus Christ that poor animal

>>147783198
>But Haruka is asking? Isnt penis the right answer?

>>147783693
That's not going to happen. We're going to teach her that incest is wrong.

>>147783272
What if Haruka is her mother?

What would you even do when you walk into your bedroom and you find your mother gently patting the head of your 14-17 y/o daughter, both completely naked and covered in sweat?

>>147783863
I don't know what you're insinuating about Haruka

>>147783863
Didnt mean to green text

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>>147784003
I submit to degenerate urges

>>147784003
Cry.

>>147784003
Walk out and close the door.

>>147784297
>>147784321
Be a man.

>>147784003
I've already seen my wife and daughter naked before, so step in and ask what's up.

>>147784269
>>147784407
But they clearly had sex already.

>>147784407
If you accidentally walk in on your teenage daughter naked, you should leave right away! She's not a little kid anymore, so you should respect her privacy!

>>147784003
Call the police.

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>>147784468
>>147784576
So? Don't be a pussy, finish the job for both of them.

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>>147784003
Walk in and close the door

>>147784708
No I think I'll just ask them why they did it.

>>147784708
Fuck off, Haruka.

>>147784003
How old would your Senran be at that point? 35-40? Eww. That's like half Rins current age.

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>>147784781
>Not having your Senran give birth at the age of 17 to maximize milf potential

>>147785031
I want to drink Mirai's mega milk.

>>147760732
>there are over 800 threads now
Holy fuck. Seems like yesterday when I found out a /skg/ and we were barely into the 100s

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Which Senrans would make the sweetest love to their daughters? Also gentle loving, educational loving or dominating her daughter?

>>147785481
none. incest is wrong.

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Call me when /u/ is gone, they're scary.

>>147785481
The only family she'll be making love with is me on our honeymoon.

>>147785868
I'll just call them again instead of you.

>>147785868
I'd rather have /u/ around than the animal fuckers from yesterday.

>>147781656
Why is this shit so fucking arousing? There's literally nothing happening in there.

>>147785868
If it's not one dumb thing, it'll just be something else stupid I'm sure.

>>147784003
If it's Haruka, then it wouldn't surprise me. Though I better start calling a therapist.

>>147785868
I'll never leave

But mother/daughter /u/ isn't quite to my taste

>>147786505
Reason to not breed with Haruka, number 2.

Number 1 is that I don't want children. At least not today.

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Dallas

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>>147786850
>Reason to not breed with Haruka
You are no ally of mine

>>147786850
Still gay

I'm going on a date with Yozakura tonight! Is there anything I should know?

>>147787154
I want to stab Homura with her swords and beat her head with Engetsuka.

>>147787418
bring your pet boar

>>147787418
Be prepared to do alot more than kiss on the first date.

>>147787418
Have Hanzo back you up in case she does anything brash.

>>147787418
Don't drink or eat anything that she gives you. Also, do not leave your food or drinks unattended with her.

>>147787539
Like what, cuddle or something?

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>>147787552

>>147787656
Yozakura isn't Haruka. she doesn't need drugs to convince her anon to go further.

>>147787693
Really close cuddling especially below the waste.

>>147787749
>Yozakura isn't Haruka. she doesn't need drugs to convince her anon to go further.
Do not listen to this man.

>>147783168
Everyone farts in their sleep, anon. It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

>>147787949
He meant cumming in your sleep/

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>>147785868
Don't be so fearful, not all /u/ is bad, Murasaki

seriously though yurifags attract some really crazy people

>>147788560
Eh, I wouldn't say that incest is that crazy.

>>147788560
Imu has nice tits. I want to play with them.

>>147788731
verboten

>>147788731
are you Miyabi?

>>147788812
No.

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>>147788810
NEIN HEIßT NEIN.

>>147788920
did Imu piss herself

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>>147788695
I'm at least 90 percent certain that incest is the result of a psychological mechanism in all mentally healthy humans specifically evolved to prevent incestuous tendencies failing

I'd say it's literally crazy

>>147788998
Yep.

>>147789146
What if it's Imu training with Murasaki for when she finally gets a chance to sloppily devour Miyabis lips?

>>147789225
Ew, lesbians are gross!

>>147789378
Indeed.

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