/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Sunning Cunt

>>147756953
ya blew it

Fucking headhunter terminators in their rocket cars

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>>147757053
>>147756283
>terminators

>>147756176
This, if it could keep up with a Ruiner or sabre i'd love the thing to death. Looks fantastic though. It could probably do well on a highway race.

>>147756504
I didn't expect serious replies though they did prove that point well.

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>>147757035

HEY ROCKSTAR

DO 90s SPORTS AND SUPERS NEXT

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>Thread Edition is about upcoming content instead of some tranny
I don't know why I'm so happy about this.

Also Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A_35Z4eQfg

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>>147757218
>DO 90s SPORTS AND SUPERS NEXT
Nah. We have enough of both. It's time for sedans to shine.

>>147757130
You shouldn't have shot him, you should have kept running him over.

>>147757132
>if this car was as fast as the fastest car in the class i would like it
Pleb shitter

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>>147757279
I was stressing out trying to find a high res image of the update art and trying to upload the thread as fast as possible so someone wouldn't put their avatar in the OP, glad it's appreciated

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Early get for the low times.

for the sad times.

first for revamp crates and removed pubbie's ability to destroy them when

really would love to see the major driving force of pushing everyone into dead crew only public lobbies removed

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>>147756746
>That fucking mustache

>>147757719
Ya did good anon

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GRAND THEFT AUTO TAKES THREE FUCKING MINUTES TO LOAD. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

>>147757130
>That reticle size

>>147757771
Your existence is sad.
>>147757794
Remove crate destruction and replace it with crate theft, intercepting enemy CEO supply lines and having to kill with something other than hydras from the sky.
Shame R* rarely balances or changes past released content.

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tfw my first meme

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>>147758006
You might be right, anon

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>>147757314
I would fucking love that. Just upgraded from shit box 4 cyl d engine civic to a v6 accord and would love to see them make a look alike in game.

>>147758006
>crate theft
this would only encourage shitters. Why bother running crate runs when you can literally be a crate pirate? I would prefer finite ammo on hydras and buzzards.

>>147759819
If everyone is a crate pirate then nobody is since there would be no crates to steal.

I just sent an invite to join the pc cancer crew

>>147759936
What's your SC name?

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>>147759819
>>147758006
>insurgentfag chases down crate runner in a brickade
>not fast enough and they get out of line of sight
>blows it up
>makes CEO rage quit

>drives back into town
>gets memed on

Crate destroyers are cancer, stop associating with them, NPG,

>>147759819
No it wouldn't. The vast majority of people who destroy crates are poor shitters who don't own their own office or warehouse. If crates could only be stolen if you own a warehouse to take them to it would encourage smart movement, defense and quick thinking from other CEOs to intercept an enemy crew's shipment rather than requiring a level 50 that just got a jet and wants to shit up the session.

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>tfw more excited for motorcycle suits than the actual racing and new cars part of the update
I'm pathetic.

>>147760381
>motorcycle suits

>>147760359
>it would encourage smart movement, defense and quick thinking from other CEOs to intercept an enemy crew's shipmen
Or camping outside of potential warehouses waiting to hijack them right before they deliver.

But I'd much rather have that than jetshitters blowing up cargo as soon as it pings on radar.

>>147760013
Manmangledmecha

>>147760359
i haven't experienced many shitters who actively hunt down crates. But if I could literally steal crates then I would make sure to try to steal them as often as possible to fill up my warehouse quicker. It would be an easy thing to do with a hydra or buzzard while waiting for the cool down. Anything that speeds up the ability to fill up warehouses is going to get hammered. The issue is the hydra and, to a lesser extent, the buzzard. Crate destroyers aren't shit without them.

>>147757549
Im just picking at it's performance drawbacks for discussion. It's not even its general speed, it's its ability to accelerate out of turns. Excuse me for trying to have a discussion about a car I'd like to use more often for racing.

>>147760774
Guess they could make it so you'd have to deliver those crates to a warehouse different from the one the competing CEO was trying to deliver to.

>>147760825
Welcome

How do I ban someone? They been talking trash to me

>>147760165
I'll destroy all the crates I see bruh.

>>147761552
i think that was implied.

>>147760381
don't feel bad, I'm excited for the racing suits too! I just hope there are plenty styles to pick from. It'll be hard getting rid of an outfit slot, though.

>>147761165
most of the time it's white dots who just happen to be near your drops, and the game telling them to destroy crates for $$$. that's the bigger problem, all the shit on screen telling you to do things.

Orgs should have diplomacy.
>allied: share crate & vip missions (supporting org gets half payouts)
>neutral: no messages about other org
>hostile: notified of enemy crate & vip missions

>tfw didn't get to play today because I had to work

How do you guys cope with loss.

>>147762184
maybe allied vips could have the chance to steal crates and start a war but keep white dot randoms out of business.

is that fucking retard done asking for his Ur-Quattro now?

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>even audiposter gets his wish before R* makes the biker update requested by thousands of whiny grease monkeys

>>147762543
Don't worry someone will just start spamming a car they want in the game and the cycle will continue

>>147762543
oh no wait he wanted an S1

>>147762184
there should definitely be some kind of org diplomacy. Shit's really annoying when a CEO says theyre friendly, only for one of their asses to buzzard your squad a couple minutes later.

I'm fine with white dots getting involved since it's still an open world pvp game, but since they're actively attacking a company it should be an instant 3-4 star status for attacking any organization in a peaceful status. Robbing a corner store gets a 2-star status for only a couple thousand stolen.

Calling it now.
Cars are gonna be okay and fit the theme
Stunt clothing will be neat but forgotten
No one will actually play with the creator mode stunt stuff due to "muh crates"

>>147762229
i dont care for this shitty ass game. why would you be sad over not playing this mediocre game?

>>147762867
ill probably permanently wear the stunt clothes and drive nothing but the Lancia from now on

>>147757053
fuck the terminators, just kill the vip and peace. you should a have a system for each spawn by now.

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>>147762667
Jaguar xj220 when?

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>>147762706
white dots are low life criminal scum, they could still hijack cargo they came across but they have no qt assistant to keep their ear to the ground. they shouldn't even be able to tell who the CEOs are on the radar.

i have a lot of problems with the radar in general,desu.

>>147763451
>mfw most of /gtag/ are white dots who blew all their money on cars and apartments

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ALRIGHT J*
YOU GAVE AUDI FAGGOT HIS CAR

NOW GIVE ME MINE

anybody on ps4 want help me with ceo farming?

>>147763779
No nigger

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>>147763779
>PS4

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>>147763779
Sure I c-

>ps4

gtag is full of lovely ladies

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>>147759126
H O N D A B O Y Z

I actually have an Acura. It still counts.

>>147764247
*trannies

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>>147764247
You are correct my friend

>>147763674
>NOW GIVE ME MINE

We already have the superior Baja Buggy, tho

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an excerpt from the website which shall not be named

>>147764868
its interesting how /gtag/ seems to be the most civil crew

>>147764868
This is the kind of guy who runs around in heist diapers, bp helmets and exclusively uses sticky spamming out of his insurgent and rockets/minigun on foot and goes passive to get his tank/hydra as soon as someone fights back

>>147763779
i may

>>147764868
>>147765571
Why are you censoring the names if it's just fucking reddit?

>>147765697
he must be one of the posters

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Neve...
Wait..

4 fucking days

>Tfw afk hacking

Feels good.

>>147766101
i hope you contract some sort of terminal skin eating disease before the update comes out

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had to pull out MS Paint for this one

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>>147765697
i don't know, i do it for pretty much everything else i screencap but here you go if you're so curious

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>>147766214
>if you dont want a game where your subject to the will of other players thats what single players for.
Boy, of course it's reddit.

>>147767089

Jesus wept, that genuinely terrifying.

>>147767089
He is, right though. I hate RDM shitters, but he's right.

Thankfully, I roll with a crew that will gang up on such a person to make them ragequit in case the session goes sour.

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>>147763779
>not 4k

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What car in game is most like an Acura Integra?

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>>147767089
>CuckoldCommunity

>>147767510
driving or style?
there are very few fwd cars in gtav

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>>147767089
>CuckoldCommunity

>>147767934
nice tumblr gif

>>147767889
Style I guess, I want a car that looks like my real life car.

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>>147767242
God, playing on PS4 solo has gotten me RDMed more often than I'd like to admit.

>>147768512
stay the fuck away from ps4

>>147768727
Please, I came just to ruin you and Orwell's day. And for Persona 5.

>>147768825
who?

How am I supposed to make money. I can't find any hackers to shower me with dosh and the game's been through like 30 patches since I last played.

>>147769072
Play the game

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>>147769001
Someone who makes *you* seem sane.

>>147768512
>>147768727
>>147768825
>>147769001

Can all these literal whos pls leave

>>147769072
You git gud.

>>147769247
I agree, you should leave.

>>147769247
The same could be said for you, nigger.

anyone know if the accommodations increase the resale on your office when you sell it? I'm still a poor ceo and don't know if i should get the accommodations on the cheapest office or simply buy the cheap ass apartment right next to it.

>>147769171
But I'm making like 25,000 dollars per mission, not counting the thousands spent on ammo and armor, and new cars and guns and stuff costs hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars.

>>147765140
And that's WITH a shitload of freeroam shitters

>>147769620
>thousands spent on ammo and armor
>>147769279

>>147769207
edgy

>>147769708
>Get gud
>This will magically make the shit payouts not shit

Do you have brain problems?

>>147769862
There are more shit to do to get cash other than missions, you know?

>>147769862
I'm not the one coming back after 30 updates thinking I should be able to fill all of my garages with super dupers within 30 minutes of playing, so no.

Is /gtag/ still pretty active? I've been playing since the game came out but have never been part of an active crew, seems like it'd be neat to hang out with some of you guys and shoot the breeze.

>>147769558
you won't be able to sell your office at all

if you start as a broke ass bitch and buy the cheapest one you'll be stuck with it until you have enough to buy the one you really wanted

GL

>>147769948
No, I don't know what makes money, hence why I ASKED.

>>147769987
There's more than just super cars added, there's lots of guns and normal vehicles and planes and stuff added too. Guess what though? They all cost money.

>>147769620
literally save your money better. Between heists and VIP/CEO work it's not hard to generate. Once you get $1.25 million buy an office and a warehouse. After that you can do CEO work money becomes a lot easier to generate.

>>147770018
gtag on PC is active as fuck homie

>>147770553
>VIP/CEO work
Literally what is this? I'm out of the loop, you're speaking Greek to me, this is all I'm trying to figure out.

>>147770318
most of the new stuff is flluff anyway. Getting an office and warehouse should be your first priority.
>>147770692
load into the game, nigga. It's basically the only thing people are doing now. Either running crates or shitting on crate runners. A CEO can start crate missions within the open world. Their organization can then go grab the crates and store it in their warehouse. They can then later sell those crates via delivery missions. A full small warehouse's inventory can sell for $240k, a medium warehouse for $735k, and a large warehouse for $2.2 million.

>>147770050
well sheeit. I guess I'll get the accommodation and start saving up for the bank tower.

>>147769247

I'd rather be a literal who than some tripcode faggot that has all his exploits laid out embarrassingly before him to showcase autism in its prime anyday.

Just don't bother Pizza and qt, they're gonna stay here any fucking way

>>147771435
Offices are all about location anyway so it doesn't matter which one you get unless you really like skydiving

>>147770662
Thanks chief. made an application.

>>147756746
ign : BacteriaMagnet
looking to join pc_gtag

>>147771098
dont mislead him

Filling the warehouse costs money, you have to buy the merchandise because hur durr criminals cant steal.

That 2.2 million payout is much smaller than that. You grind for eight to ten hours and make about one million. Regular VIP stuff pays just as much

DO NOT BUY A CEO OFFICE whatever you do. The missions are not fun and you cant eve grind better.


Though for 800k you can get free snacks and a city helicopter spawn (with no garage). If thats worth it to you

>>147772650
I still don't know what I'm supposed to do to start any of this, the difference between CEOs and VIPs, and the game is doing a real shit job of explaining it.

>>147768203
glad you like it

>>147772650
it's still much better payout than heists where you have to hope you're either not in a shit pug or there's enough other /gtag/s online willing to do it too.

>>147766585
>You just stumble into the middle of a car club... and just happen to blow up every single car

Man, this faggot has got some serious detatchment from reality if he thinks that can 'just happen'. You've got a fucking radar map with everyone pinging on it, and cars don't just magically explode when you go near them.

>>147768512
Thats honestly nothing, I had some faggot send me an hours worth of fan mail after I pushed his shit in

>>147772650
>The missions are not fun and you cant eve grind better.
>Regular VIP stuff pays just as much
Regular VIP work takes about 5 minutes and has a 5 minute cooldown between jobs. You'll make about 15-25k so let's be generous and say 20k. So regular jobs make you about 20k/10 minutes, a bit more if you're good at chaining them so the cooldown becomes less. CEO work pays you 42k per crate delivery if you do a triple one and sell a full large warehouse. Deliveries take about 5-10 minutes with no cooldown at all if you have two of them. Which one of these seems best for making money? Granted, crates requires three or four people to pull off at maximum speed but they're still a hell of a lot better than regular VIP work

>>147773565
Not that I don't disagree, but it's only better for the CEO for sure. Not so much for the associates though. I feel bad running pure crate runs when teaming with /gtag/s.

>>147773293
>start invite only session from singleplayer so theres no loading times or people when you do missions
>do sightseer/hostile takeover back to back no interruptions with a heli
>when theres a 10 minute cooldown, do cleaning the cat house mission by landing heli on top of roof, no combat or chance of failure
>watch TV shows while you do it, its so braindead and gauranteed money

No people required, no startup money, no failure rate and it gets about 600k in 4 hours of vip time. Heists and CEO are such a hassle. They never work out all the time.

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>buy GTAV
>spend nearly the whole day dealing with the social club bullshit
>game now gives me a bluescreen 5 minutes into the first mission

But I'm happy because it got gifted to me.

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>>147774468
>buy GTAV
>it got gifted to me

>>147773565
42k -18k = 24k

-2.5 million for warehouses.

-#millions for being in public sessions

>>147774543
Yeah I realized that fuck up, I haven't slept in a couple of days due to an unrelated incident regarding the loud niggers across my street.

>Another week of qt shitposting before he gets bored and leaves again

>>147773967
Exploit pubbies for cheap labour and crate delivery
Do heavy VIP treatment for /gtag/s

Moral dilemma solved, unless you're some kind of communist

>>147775515
I do the former. The latter, meh. It's more like one VIP every 3-4 crate runs :^)

How legit is doing a match of Power Play with this double rp and $ bonus?

>>147774730
>The ol 'I'm not lying, it was niggers' argument

>>147775678
the rekt some lowbie who started a 1v1 match with me yesterday. It went four rounds and i don't think he had more than 10 kills. I got about $70k from it from what I remember.

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What is and how did you come up with you Orangization name?

>higgus pops up in an unrelated Discord server
>is still a colossal faggot

>>147776552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY

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how do I into off roading? I currently use a fully modded Sandking

which car/truck is best in your opinion? is the Marshall any good?

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>>147776552

>>147777445
I quite like the Dubsta 6x6, Tough as a boulder, but steers like one too, so it's pretty fun for just cruising around off-road but not so much if you're wanting to race or dodge the cops. Handbrake turns are a must.

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>>147776552
Can u guess who I am?

>>147774664
that's 60k-18k=42k you dumbo

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>>147776552
don't have an org yet but it's Pizza Thugs (DO NOT STEAL)
i got it from an article on the whole pizza place fiasco
one of the article tags was name related

>>147777445
Sandking is the all-round best offroader in freeroam. Sanchez is best offroader for racing. Mesa and rumpo custom can crawl, but are more at home being being baja vehicles to go fast over rough and uneven terrain. Brawler and rebel are even better at Baja but can only hold 2 people, and the suck at crawling. Sanchez is fun on cliffs and is the offroad you should have for races. All of the bf cars are great on and off-road but suffer from low ground clearance and RWD. 6X6 just a worse guardian, and both the guardian and duneloader can have people stand. Duneloader handles better, but it cannot crawl at all and is RWD. Guardian is expensive tho.

>>147773996
Or you could pay the 100k to setup the Pacific Standard Heist and then just continuously join others heist lobbies until you get the Finale.

I like doing CEO work because once you get the routine down and know how to force empty lobbies its monotonous as shit which is the best kind of grind. You can also supplement Crate Funds with VIP work between cooldowns so its not really that misleading.

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>>147777445
>fully modded Sandking

my nigga

I recently "discovered" the Sandking. It's stupidly fun, and it's a breddy good off-roader too because it's got fucktons of suspension travel and climbs over small obstacles. The dune buggy and Bifta are great if you want something smaller, and there are always the Rebels if you'd prefer a smaller pickup.

>>147777445
Remember to not use those stupid fuel tank or skid plate options. They decrease clearance. Just try to find the rare sandking with a bullbar and no skid plate. Also the big rollbars make the back of sandking bullet-proof like zentorno or jester.

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>>147776552
>Roman mythology
Wow how original anon

>>147779376
yeah but its a sham.

Apparently vip/ceo missions both pay the same unless you have 3 associates running crates for you hardcore. The supposed "5 minute missions" usually take a bit longer and have other hangups. I really dont want to pay 2+ million to still be making about 125k per hour.

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WE DID IT, AUDISTIC ANON!

WE DID IT!

>>147780361
nah, I only put tow hooks, painted my truck matte black and upgraded everything to the max except the suspension. It's comfy af going offroading with it

>>147780862
how much do you guys think it's going to cost?

>>147781091
Something between 100 to 200k.

Surely they'll have a new website or specific mod shop for these race cars right?

>>147781091
Around 100k-200k plus another 500k to rallyfy it.

>>147781235
Might just use Bennys

Thanks catower for killing the game with your discord faggotry. Everyone was chatting and having fun, then you discord fags took over. Why the fuck are you playing the game just to advertise your fucking discord BS.

>>147781284
I hope not. Sultan costs 700k at Bennys. This would be nearly a million for sure

>>147781284
Maybe but I don't like it. Doesn't make much sense for a low rider shop to suddenly have half their business be rally/race cars (I know they already have the sultan RS)

>>147781358
You may as well blame the right person for starting this discord shit.
Not gonna defend catshit, they just didn't start it.
Unless they're pushing it more than the last time

>>147780773
I can fill 2 small warehouses up in about 1 hour and 20-30 minutes and the missions are new, fun and varied enough plus Im getting gud with the buzzard so I feel its worth it imo but different strokes and Im def gonna try out what youre suggesting.

Im just giving people as many options at endgame to make cash without hacks as possible.

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Welcome to Did Not Delivers new HQ.

>>147781684
Catower was pushing it. I won't blame the ones starting it, since that happened a long time ago. Today I see people leaving the game, going practically AFK just to go on some other voip thing, when they could've used the plain ingame chat or a steam group chat.

Catower killed the game with her discord bullshit.

I like catower, and I enjoy chatting with er, but why did she have to kill the fucking game.

>>147780773
I usually solo or 2-3 associate with 2 crate runs. It's more economically sound than blowing your wad on 3 crate runs. Most crate runs are a single van or whatever anyway.

>>147781927
>he fell for the maze bank meme.

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>go to the drop zone
>go to the drop zone
>go to the drop zone

130 crates without a special item.

>>147781927
>tfw spent millions
>but still same interior as the mini maze bank office

>>147782141
>I like catower, and I enjoy chatting with er

kys

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>>147783515
>go to the drop zone
>go out to the ocean
>kill the thieves
>blow up the helicopters
>blow up the Valkyrie
>find the delivery point using trackify
>find the cargo van using trackify
>every warehouse defense mission

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what are you guys doing?
I am doing laps in my Warrener

>>147784872
>every warehouse defense mission
How long do you have until you start getting drained of crates?
How many crates do they take?

>>147785504
it's mindless stuff that's in the open world. I can hang out in a comfy session with other /gtag/s while streaming stuff. It's pretty great desu

>>147780773
assuming you do only 3 crate runs and none get destroyed, you will make about $43k for each run for one large warehouse. assuming your friends are gud, you can easily have most done within 5 minutes with only 2 associates. that's 37 x 10 minutes, or 6 hours, if you do literally nothing else but do crate runs for one warehouse and wait in between for them to recharge. of course you will make exactly double for the same amount of time with a second warehouse, or 3.2 million in around 6 hours

vip work, assuming you do sightseer/headhunter exclusively and get each done in about 3 minutes, will make you about 20k every 8 minutes, or 140k an hour. multiplied by six hours is 840k, if you dont do anything in between. if you do the challenges in between, you will make about 35k every 13 minutes, or 980k in 6 hours

tldr that's literally about 530k/hour for crates (with 2 large warehouses) versus 160k/hour for vip missions/challenges

New Hack.

Easy AFK
http://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1136669

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>>147785423
stealing cars

>>147785729
wot?

>>147785504
you have a good 3 minutes i think, but i'm pretty sure they can destroy all of your crates. i wonder, does anyone know what happens if you leave the session?

>>147786612
>stealing cheap ass niggermobiles that sell for nothing when he could be stealing sentinels or sandkings that sell for 18k

>>147785504
I'm still not entirely keen on the variables, but it appears to happen anywhere from 50-100%.

There seem to be two different scenarios for this:

One involves stealing back a truck full of your cargo before it disappears; this is really easy, and you'll likely never lose any crates unless you're not paying attention.

The other scenario involves getting to your warehouse and taking out the ~10 enemies in front of it. It's not as favorable, because there's a meter for your warehouse stock and losses are guaranteed the moment even a bit runs out. It's not so bad, though; the most I've lost was 13 crates out of a large warehouse, so about 10% for failing to sweep the place immediately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoDS0XiW_7I

(no popular footage for the other defense, sorry. p sure ara has a webm, though)

>>147786916
they're pretending to be a girl. Critical thinking is clearly not a strong point.

>>147787160
i havent had to defend my warehouse yet. How often do they occur?

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>>147786794
anyone know what happens if you leave the session?

probably the same as leaving during a sale i.e. 3-5 crates lost

>Stunts update
Would be neat if they had a Forge mode or a big isolated unique arena a la Stuntman to compliment all the new track building.

>>147786916
Money's not really an issue I just wanna steal from ballas and vagos. Why do I have to optimize the cars I steal to satisfy your autism?
>>147787161
I'm not pretending~

>blaters not even in the discord and they talk about his cock

>>147782141
oldfag here. whatever happened to teamspeak?

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>>147787519
>nitpicking what to steal from npcs just because
>calling others autist

>>147787637
killed by mumble

>>147787314
I still don't know what the variables are, but I have 4 warehouses (2 always full, 2 for sales) and I've had to do one at least once in every sitting; only my full warehouses have been attacked so far.

Data-miners aren't saying shit about what causes it or how frequent they are. I can only assume that warehouses are more likely to be attacked the longer you leave them - probably just a way to coax players into selling sooner.

>>147787490
they do have a forge mode, its called the creator

Im assuming we will get new pieces for it... we better.

>>147786260
your idealized number crunching has convinced me you dont play this game at all. Reddit tier post.

Go grind for an hour or two and actually keep track of time and your money. Grind as hard as you can with no breaks until you sell the whole warehouse.

>>147787490
What platform are you on these days?

>>147787872
I guess I should have said Map Editor. Though now looking at some of the screencaps of the new updates looks like it won't be necessary, though might have to do everything in the sky if you want a proper race track. I'm still surprised racing in GTAO is a thing with all the crashing, bumber cars and catchup.

>>147787872
>ur wrong
ok
doesn't matter 530k >>>>>>>>>>>> over 160k

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>having fun, finally 2 people I love playing with are awake and playing when I am
>discord mentioned
>argument started
>they all leave for another game
>been sitting here in passive wondering why I don't just alt f4

>>147788540
Don't worry bl8 there are still some people playing! I got everyone left meme'd and stopped for dinner. Go help the needy!

>>147788130
Still only own the game on PS3.

>>147788540
You should just give up on this game. I have

>>147788540
tfw not one of the 2 people

>>147788540
Should have told Null to fuck off Blater. You let this happen.

>>147789001
I didn't mean I don't like playing with anyone else, I mean I was happy I could finally play with them again, and together at that. Then they both leave, so even though there are other friends in here, I am still pretty down about it, t b h.

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>>147776552
I didnt know what to go with so i just wrote some random dumb shit i used to VIP with previously

>>147788540
freeroam sucks mane

>>147789509
Not when it doesn't, until dramaqueens kill the fun. Every time.

>>147788540
What a gay

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>>147790131

>>147776552
geocities.org
have to stay afloat somehow

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>>147788540

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>>147788540

>>147790272
>>147790131
Fuck off back to discord, faggots.

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>>147788540

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>>147788540
crew lad

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>>147790354
>>147776670
>>147781358
>>147776670
>>147781358
>>147776670
>>147787616
What the fuck is a discord? Just ban the faggots.

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>>147790354

>>147788540
Lel, autist

>>147790571
>implying Ryu is even online

>>147790640
He is

>>147790556
>>147790618
>>147790637
http://bahethoven.deviantart.com/art/Genji-The-Dragon-Becomes-Meme-Overwatch-610830770

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>>147790282
>>147790480
>>147790556
>>147790618
>>147790637

>>147778583

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quick post Grand Theft Auto

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>Overhype

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tfw no honda shit box hatch back to drive around using left foot braking in gta.

>>147791045
Is that gta iii?

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>>147791045
>those textures
oh my fuck

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>>147790354
Back to discord?
What is that?

Come on now guys, we are so close to a new update, what is going on?

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>>147791310
>>147791194
Behold, next gen pc game 60 fps 1080p!

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>>147791045

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THE BIG ONE

>>147791130
>implying the sheer size of this update doesnt mean that it literally cant be bad
>implying having content that literally everyone has wanted in the game since release being added after so long isn't going to be satisfying

Please get a trip so you can eat your words when it's released and there's not much to complain about and everyone can laugh at you

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>>147791045
somewhat old screenshot

>>147791557
Do you have the retardation, son?

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>>147791557
Then fuck off back to overwatch's general with with.

>>147791557
i think he's referencing overwatch, anon

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tfw no 370z in game.

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>>147791045
>>147791401
>>147791493
This is the power of the PC master race

>>147791860
>null

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>>147791902

>>147791902
>playing at max graphics all the time

>>147792074
jesus even ps3 never had anything near that happen.

>>147792074
[muffled Macintosh Plus playing in the distance]

>>147791189
Why would you want to? Shingo and that pro racer guy lost, proving FF is inherently trash.

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>>147791902
my face when not showing the fps numbers.
>>147792028
Fight me!
>>147792361
Pigalle a stronk!

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>>147792338
Nah, I had it happen a few times on PS3.

>>147792074
>dirty console peasant has to buy overpriced games
>he is too poor to build a decent PC
>hurr durr pc has shit graphics lmaoo

>>147792459
how to get theese graphics

I need them.

>>147792417
Pigalle is a good looking car curse with being FF and suffering from the understeer

>>147792218
I don't have a choice to lower my graphics below max.
>>147792417
Because it's a Rockstar editor still screenshot, not game-play.
>>147792483
I believe that anon is playing on pc actually.
>>147792459
>>147792535
You have to have the game trick itself into believing what is only a few meters away is actually a few 100 miles away in spectator mode.

>>147792535
I don't know how to recreate it, it just happened sometimes in spectator mode.

whose session do i join

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Behold the TRUE NEXT GEN(tm)(copyrighted) 1080p gayming possibilities!
>>147792649
I beat a lot of shitters on sports classic's with the pigalle a bunch of times!
>>147792771
You can still play the video and cap the fps!

>>147793014
why would I?

>>147793014
>no GameOverlayUI.exe
lmao

>>147793014
I don't doubt you can beat shitters with an FF, I'm speaking more about racing with people who care about racing and on twisty roads where FF can't compete

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Night, /gtag/

>>147793014
The pigalle isn't that bad

>>147793140
The numbers mason!
>>147793198
U mean steam's thing? U can just disable that.
>>147793207
Oh in that case, tfw no people who care about racing on twisty roads.

why is everyone so autistic
were the normal people

>>147793626
hi

>>147793591
>tfw no long ass touge to get hectik on
Why R*

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>>147793923
I wanted one so badly but I wish car physics was better first. Gotta be blasting wangan / eurobeat music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7bU8fWCMzo

>>147794090
Maybe with the stunt update you could make a touge, just with no rad mountain scenery

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>>147794379
I really wish modded gta5 servers weren't shuted down by rockstar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1YE-1bqkIs

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>>147794379
>>147794090
>>147793923

We have a touge, I even have a race of the full loop.

>>147795309
that first fucking turn always gets me

top 5 men
top 5 trannies
go

>>147795750
All me

>>147795818
Hi Snap

>>147795750
blater
snap
lil ryu
That's it.

Joacimot
Green8mile
Aurora
Kaz
Horris

>>147795750
Ezek-
Snapdragon
The Third type
Ryukazki lemon
Ryuzakailemons brother

Kaz
Null profit
Aurora
Cayliiiiiii
Esthermay

>>147795309
Do you honestly expect nullphaggot to have played the game to know that?

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Never stop amusing me, GTA V.

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>>147796246

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>>147796068
>Ezek-

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These faggots have been crewkilling the past few days in games full of GTAG, kick when?

>>147797950
Just kill them back you big baby or find a new session

>>147797950
fuck off comfy shitter

>>147795860
>>147796032
>>147796068
Why do you faggots like Snapdragon so much? He's a cunt and probably a fat neckbeard irl

>>147798128
people like confidence and he's confident, even if it's just a fake confidence

>>147797950
Cry about it.

Or get your LOL on @ reddit instead.

What the fuck is a yinglet?

>>147796079
Of course I know about that segment, I wish we had more. The LOLI nerds would always race that loop.

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>tfw never going to be on a list because i'm a literal who

feels good

Nullfaggot kicked when?

Comfurryanon kicked when?

>>147800084
Not enough of a reason.
Just report furshit and ignore null.

>>147800084
Fuck off

>>147800847
>takes 3 days lining up a shot with the heavy
>not shit.

come on son.

SC: orbitsato

I was removed from the group for being inactive for a while. Could I get another invite to it, since I'm getting back into the groove of this game.

PC only.

>>147801238
Gotcha

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>>147801184
please don't bully me

>>147801439
make me shitlord

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Fugg

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>>147776552
>what is
Cocaine Cola
>and how did you come up with you Orangization name?
was so close to go with >>147778464 Awoo~ but "~" wasn't allowed so I went with what I got.

I took a ingame selfie to use as profile pic in social club, but the picture is off center as profice pic. How do I move the picture around to make it centered?

>>147802297
Post it and I'll make it square and centered so you can use it.

>>147802521
wat? how would I even upload your edited picture back into the game to appear in the social club?

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>>147776552
The original idea was for it to be a trap to remove as many criminals and corrupt officials off the street as possible. Then I later realized it was also related to payday. It just stuck.

Tempted to change it to crime.neet

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>>147776552
>What is
The Taco Mafia

>How did you come up with it
It's the same name as the crew I used to fuck around in with my IRL mates back on the 360 version.

Also apparently it's a restaurant chain too, so there you go.

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My body is ready for this update.

>>147803723
Damn. I only have $580mil

>>147803723
D N S B O Y S

>>147776552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtliUagnsa0

>>147803806
>DNS
Damn, I haven't heard that since the PS3 days of GTAV.
What is the best way to earn cash without grinding those useless crates?

>>147804118
heists for now.

I don't know if menus will ever make a return. This new update might be the final nail in the coffin for menus.

>>147804242
RIP fun.

>>147804118
>>147803723
This way, senpai.

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>>147776552

>>147776552
Ashe Holden LLC

I wanted it to be Ashe Holdings LLC but, that wouldn't fit so Holden.

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Name the top 3 vehicles you'll most def be buying this update.

I'll start:
1. Trophy Truck
2. Hoonicorn Tampa
3. Estancia LMP
4. Dakar Motorbike
5. Lancia Stratos
6. Progen "T10"
7. Fiat 500

>>147808607
upgrading my banshee if it gets mods

if not I might give the audi a try.

HOW GET MOANY?

I'm rapidly losing interest in GTAO now that the good menus are gone and the cancerous one remain.

I have a fucking job, why would I come home to work more in some fucking game?

>>147810003
>I can't play without menus

maybe you should leave. I'm drawing a blank.

>>147810003
take the money that you earned with your 'job' and invest it in shark cards. easy enough.

inb4
>I want to have fun but i don't want to pay money for it.
Then I suggest you pick up Yoga or something because pretty much everything that's fun costs money.

I want to start the Paleto Score Heist in the story and walk into a store where the "B" is. But no one is in there and nothing happens. I can walk in there with Trevor and Michael, nothing happens.
So how do I trigger the Paleto Score to start?

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>only have 3 millions dollaroos
>no office/warehouse
>update coming out of Tuesday

how can I grind money quickly this weekend? are contact missions my best option?

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Gotta wear matching clothes desu

>>147811049
such a fucking shame the primo cant have woodgrain sides

>>147810880
>>147803723 <--- MENUS

>>147788540
It was getting really fun. People were talking and playing the game. Then suddenly…

>Why aren't you on discord

30 seconds later everyone went AFK to focus on something else. I feel abandoned.

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>>147810272
I can, obviously, I just choose not to because fuck jews.


>>147810354
I paid money for the game in the first place, they're in no position to charge me another time.

>>147810880
buying an office and warehouse

>>147812312
Poorfag

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>>147812403

>>147812312
>in no position

they're not 'charging' you for the game. They're offering you a deal where you can get a shortcut from all the tedious stuff you clearly don't want to do for a tiny bit of your money.

>>147812506
But then we return to having to grind(work) to otherwise enjoy the content the game provides.

It's a shitty model tbhqf and there really is no defending it.

>>147812605
I know, they should just hand you out all of the "End game content" for free the moment it releases.

>>147812605
if you don't enjoy anything in the game you shouldn't be playing it.

>>147776552
Veridian. Because 'Veridian Dynamics' didn't fit and I am not a creative person.

https://youtu.be/gRQieGR1iUU video related.

>>147812689
They really should when you have done everything there is to do several times.

>>147812719
Do you know where you are, mister?

>>147812890
clearly a place where one person's just bitching about how a game 'should' be instead of just enjoying the game how it currently is.

whatever floats your boat. Keep bitchposting. I'm going back in game.

>>147812312
Use this anon

http://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1136669