Team Fortress 2 General; TF2G

looks like we're smokin ribs tonight, boys

>>147744626
update wont save us, fuck

I GO PYRO!

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Team Pyro

Yeah!

Better thread.
>>147744671

>people actually expected a big, neato update
ayy

Wait so both are getting it and it doesn't even matter really, just the order. Although the odds it'll be a fucking year long gap between competitive, 1st class update, and 2nd class update is probably pretty high.

reminder pyro will win because he scares heavy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I

>>147744749
fuck u shuckle you stupid fucking fujoshi cunt

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Heavy team reporting

>>147744843
>>>/v/

>>147744820
What makes you think I'm shuckle?

WHEN ARE THEY FUCKING RELEASING THE UPDATE

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cheeki breeki

I'll go with pyro just cause he has the potential for more fun stuff imo than heavy, detonator jumping is great for fucking around. And he just generally needs a rework more than heavy.

mmph!

>Should we do our fucking jobs and fix the two worst classes of the game?
>nah, lets have the users decide which to fix and which one stays trash

Both mains are retarded but at least Heavy isn't retarded in canon.

>>147744780
They said in the blogpost that eventually both classes are gonna get a update at some point in time despite the winner of the event.

patch notes better hold something good cause this is disappointing and they promised this would be neato.

>>147745069
>But! Okay, both of them might get new Class Updates at some point. In fact, it's highly likely they both will.

>But! Only one of them will get it first.

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>>147744843
We big men now

>>147744927
i can tell

>>147745087
yeah i am very underwhelmed so far

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FIRE AND BRIMSTONE
DEUS VULT

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http://goo.
gl/forms/nzdJlLzRWH529HCn2

Who will /tf2g/ be siding with?

>No decorated weapon campaign

Well, all my update hype just went away.

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>>147744843
I'm going team pyro.

>>147745069
both will be released eventually read the blog post

What item set do you think they'll add for Heavy/Pyro if they win?

Valve isn't gonna make a new one so they gotta get workshop stuff in.

soon lads

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>>147745157
Well, I am
If you're going to make a fucking fem class OP at least put something relating to the fucking update in there.

>>147745210
fuck you you stupid pedophile

>>147745270
you were wrong. i trusted you

so its safe to assume that all lore stuff in recent updates (mis pauling vacation, the alien invasion and pyro vs heavy) is set before the comics right?

>>147745292
lmao i knew it was you you stupid faggot

be less blatant you dumb attention whore, i didn't make the op by the way

>>147745385
No shit.

Is /tf2g/ back from the grave?

am i a dumb attention whore

>Perfect Stranger Crate
CRASHING THIS STRANGE MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>147745490
Tf2 is.

>>147745292
>hangs out in the thread literally for attention
>pretends to care about the game
>spams sniper pics
>doesn't even have tf2 installed

fuck off

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>>147745439
I didn't insinuate that you were the OP.
I don't know where the whole attention whore thing comes from. I'd use a tripcode if I wanted validation from anonymous users.

>>147745490
Yes, to give the living haircuts

>>147745310
me too.

WHEN WILL THE ACTUAL UPDATE GO OUT

When was the last time you had a hat drop for you

>>147745513
>Implying the mainlist isn't weapons that don't have strange versions, with a rare chance at strangifiers

>>147745586
>>147745532
Yay

>>147745665
Two weeks ago

>>147745582
>spams pics to make your identity known an to post
>xd at least im not using a tripcode xd

>>147745616
tell me why

so when the fuck are we getting the patch notes? i swear if i have to wait another day...

>>147745616
Hopefully today.

>>147745702
Most of my posts in the last thread did not have an image attached.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10690680/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BFm82SFsYs

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>>147745109
>One lucky class is going to get a full-fledged class pack in a future update! New weapons! New balancing! New achievements! It could be Heavy. Or it could be Pyro. But it’s not gonna be both!
>But it's not gonna be both!

what is the fucking truth valve

>>147745817
shut up faggot you make it obvious and you know it

thats how i knew it was you whining about the op

>>147745829
I can't decide

Someone please help me decide

>>147745837
maybe they're both getting rebalances but only one is getting the full package

>>147745837
Only one class. (Pyro) gets it first. They don't get it at the same time.

>>147745705
Ain't nothing but a heartache

>>147745665
2009

>>147745882
It honestly had nothing to do with fem mercs.
I just wanted the matchmaking news in the op since it's pretty important.

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>>147745231
Maybe this will be the set that gets in in case Heavy wins, it's the most voted in the workshop by far

>>147745902
pyro
heavy is fine in small quantities
pyro is a walking mess, the way flamethrowers "shoot" needs a rework
also reflect is a big square hitbox

>>147746023
shut the fuck up bitch

Reminder that Pyro was first

>>147745994
tell me why

>whole crapload of game balances and a bunch of other stuff.
FUCKING TELL ME.

>>147746064
Aren't all hit boxes in the game square, though?

>>147746114
Ain't nothing but a mistake

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>>147746091
Only because his move speed is faster. That's not fair.

>>147745902
heavy
>>147745837
>>147745964
both will but one will first

>>147745665
2010

>>147746212
tell me why

>>147745665
Yesterday.

>>147746383
Quit playing games with my heart

>>147746405
All my troubles seemed so far away

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>>147746216
>Heavy breaks through the front gate killing everyone and drawing attention.
>Pyro takes the alternete route and gets there first unnoticed.

It's almost like Valve knows how Pyro should be played

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So it's w+m1 vs w+m1 basically?

>>147746189
hitscan hitboxes are not square
also check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ-d4oUSVzE
pyro reflection goes towards where you point your mouse, so if a teammate crosses your screen it can go in a very unexpected direction or even backwards if theres a bit of lag

>>147746504
heavy is more like just M1

why isnt the update out guys

>>147745829
why is it that pyros chasing me while I'm playing as another 100% speed character always manage to reach me with their flamethrower?

I get it that the flame hitboxes are fucked, but it seems like they are fucked in a "consistent" way, and yet at this point I just expect the fire to reach me no matter what after a bunch of seconds

can someone explain the "neato" meme to me i'm not an r/tf2 pro

>>147746745
Because you're ungrateful. Now be fucking patient

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WHERE IS THE UPDATE VALVE

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>look at market history
>mfw

I can't believe I spent like $15 fucking dollars on strange killstreak items

I bought a strange killstreak L'Etranger

A fucking L'Etranger

This was like back in November and I haven't played since but damn I'm afraid of getting back in.

I'm pretty sure most of the money I spent on the game I made by selling crates from the invasion update but still.

>>147746531
jesus is that wall the medigun hitbox?

>>147746804
hey viva what class are you going to pick for the upcoming heavy vs pyro war?

Keyless Class Crates?
You mean four refined + a class token?

All weapons in one starter pack?
20 cents like on most trading sites or 20 dollars?

Update notes coming soon...
Are you kidding me?
permalinksavecontextfull

>no contracts

ALL THAT EXCITED WAITING FOR NOTHING.

>>147746761
when you walk forward the flamethrower range is higher
ping fluctuations also can make your range higher, although having a consistent high ping makes the flame damage hitboxes come from further back than your flamethrower

>>147746970
Lucio and Medic/Pyro

>>147747025
cool

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>>147745829
I always knew the fire was completely fucked but GOD DAMN

>>147746905
thats the MvM medigun shield hitbox
pyro reflection basically works this way
you aim at a position
right click, the game draws a line to the thing you are aiming at "raytracing"
whatever you reflect goes on that direction

>>147746905
It's an MvM Medic shield...

>vita saw
>Uber retained mechanic removed
>Uber charge rate increased by 20%

Well it went well

>>147747231
u wot
the update notes aren't out yet

>>147747231
proof

>>147747014
but that's the thing: I start running in a straight line in the opposite direction and the pyro is not able to hit me at this point, then the flames reach me

I get that there is fluctuation, but I imagine that will cause a short window of time in which the fire reaches me, or like some particles reach me and set me on fire, but the flames literally sticking to my ass until I'm dead... that's not possible according to the logic of this video

maybe it's just my impression that this happens, or I underestimate the flamethrower's damage

>KEYLESS CLASS CRATES

I dont know.. id actually buy some of them, but id prefer to see the drop rate of each cosmetic.

>>147747231
this would make the vita saw even more op

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>>147747363
>>147747305


I'd rather not spoil it

>KEYLESS CLASS CRATES
>Feeling lucky? Buy a keyless class crate and get a random cosmetic item for that class.

Ok there, OW copycats.

>>147747516

anon dont do this

not now

you know how hyped everyone is,.,,

>>147747516
It's a good thing nothing like mspaint exists to fake this image

>>147747516
Fake

>>147747520
they've had keyless crates at halloween in the past way before ow

>>147747520
>>147747763
Overwatch doesn't even have character-specific randomized items boxes anyway.

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whichever class gets updated first will have a more rushed update because it comes out faster

pyro is more broken than heavy

so the pyro update should be worked on longer

>>147747980
nice try heavy main

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YOU, STUPID, GET ON HEAVY'S TEAM!

>>147747980
that isnt cute

fuck off videogames

>>147748107
kys you autistic fuck

>>147748137
pyro mains everybody

>>147748053
>Not maing the face of tf2

>>147748137
>kys
Pyro mains confirmed underage leafyisqueer fans.

>>147748206
>pyro mains everybody
heavy mains everybody

>>147748230
that's soldier nowadays

today is the day all the faggot tripfags will be BTFO eternally
thank u valve

>>147748262
But I've never watched a leafy video and I'm 23, though

>>147748267
>>pyro mains everybody
>heavy mains everybody
pyro mains everybody

I sure hope none of you are voting for Pyro

http://www.strawpoll.me/10690643/r

>Perfect stranger crate

Enjoy that economic crash

>>147748398
;-)

>>147748295
>>147748295
>>147748295
>>147748295

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>yfw it's splatfest rules and the votes themselves are a factor

>>147748398
I sure as shit will be

>>147748371
>>>pyro mains everybody
>>heavy mains everybody
>pyro mains everybody
Heavy mains, everybody

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>not voting for pyro

whats wrong? can't handle a little m1+w?

>All these soldier cucks going for team heavy

Can't handle the reflects?

>not voting for heavy

baby

FIRE
BRIMSTONE
DEUS
VULT

>>147748442
why that?

What are those beans with sunglasses at the top of the scales?

>>147748552
Of course I can, but I can't stoop lower then degeneracy and give out some w+m1

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Shameless vote.

>Crit a cola
>Damage vulnerabilty changed to 20%
Is it fixed now?

>>147748685
They're cool beans

>there are pyro voters IN THIS VERY THREAD

i'm shaking!!!

>>147748623
I main soldier and I'm voting pyro. Airshots, yo.

>>147748710
kys you autistic fuck

>>147748685
Valve arg

>>147748758
i dont get the reference

WHERE IS THE GUY WHO WAS GONNA REPORT VIDEOGAMES TO THE FBI

DID U REPORT HIM YET? i do not like sharing a general with him.........

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>>147745829

>>147748827
They're cool beans

>>147748656
Its every strange the community has ever wanted.
Expect hyperpricing

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>mfw dotsy HATES me

>main Engie and Medic because I'm a lazy fuck
Whoever wins, I get an assist.

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>no classlimits in MM

>>147748958
it's always like that with new stranges, i just dont get why should it crash the economy?

>>147748836
>>147748997
videogames dotsy otp

how can she be my tf2gfu if she hates me

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>mfw dotsy HATES me too

>>147749220
id?

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mfw dotsy likes me

why the fuck does this old ass game take up 17gb

WHERE ARE THE WEAPON CONTRACTS

DON'T TELL ME THEY WON'T BE IN THIS UPDATE

PLEASE

IT'S BEEN LONG ENOUGH SINCE THE LAST CAMPAIGN

>>147749037
>not playing with friends
when you get to a high rank people will use meta anyways

>>147749424
they won't be mate valve know that alot rests on this update and they don't wanna piss of people again

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C'mon Valve don't blue ball me

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>>147749305
teach me your ways

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>mfw dotsy doesnt even know me

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reminder that valve put pyro in brackets

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>>147749587
i was nice to him and flirted really heavily and he liked it i guess

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Heavy, I...

>>147748262
>>147748362
And i'm nearly 32 and don't even know who the fuck that is.
Shitty hypothesis BTFO

>>147749837
dont make up lies b*tch

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>THE PERFECT STRANGER CRATE
>The TF2 community has been asking for strange versions of these weapons, and we're shipping them all in one convenient crate. We're also throwing in an assortment of strange parts.

Dotsy deleted me again.

>>147749996
Fuck that noise. I wanted a Objector Strangifier

>>147750006
weeks ago morwanegg

i just wanted the raffle i won from u and u complained about me adding u in the thread so i thought it would be a good idea to stop u from complaining by removing u

>>147749996
>viewmodel minmode
my dick has never been more erect

>>147747231
>quick-fix
>vita saw
Who wants to live forever?

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heavy door shield new weapon confirmed

>>147750081
>u

>>147750056
and I want collector's chem sets to start dropping again, so I can have my decal'd St. Pks Soph C.O.

>>147750169
yes its faster

>>147750160
But that wouldn't stop bullets.

Dotsy slowly licking my erect penis until it ejaculates so hard the cum reaches the roof

>>147750141
this

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>>147749871
>Heavy casually kills four innocent men with wild dogs

>>147750282
I didnt notice the tv on one of their chests, nice to see the return of the men with televisions growing naturally out of their chests

>>147750210
it just looks weird how you use it so much

>update notes coming soon
fuck
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>147750430
look in the mirror for something weird LOL

How many days do you think this event will last? Three or four?

>>147750223
its for medieval mode obviously

Should I buy a keyless crate?

>>147750872
you should never buy keys
never
ever

>Posting IRC logs in the thread like we give a shit

>UPDATE NOTES
COMING SOON
are they still working on this?

what the fuck
why wouldn't they release the fucking update notes

>>147751001
>"i can't read"

>>147751078
Was getting nerfed part of your plan?

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>>147751078
>No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

>>147751164
Of course!

Disco fever all class?

when did day 2 start? I just woke up like an hour ago, so what time did the heavy vs pyro update page become available?

Say keyless class crate 5 times fast

>>147751164

It would be extremely balanced

>>147751321
About 2 hours ago

>>147751492
it was there since 12 gmt, so almost 10 hours now

>>147751492
neat, so maybe the update notes are coming out today?

>>147751393
...heavy MAIN?

>>147751263
only spy

>>147749572
They could have had contracts IN ADDITION to all the other stuff. It's not like they'd have to rewrite the code from scratch.

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#teamheavy

>>147751558
12 pst maybe, but not gmt. It just came up a few hours ago.

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>>147744843
Representing Best Russian

>>147733085
where the fuck is my butt

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>>147751797
>where

Heavy = Trump
Pyro = Hillary

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>>147744843
Squid kid reporting in

>>147752057
But Heavy is cool.

>>147752001
behind you

>>147752057
>both are shit
its perfect

INB4 LITTLE REDDIT PYRO MAINS ALL GET TOGETHER ON A SERVER AND FARM POINTS BY DOING THE SAPPER REMOVER THING AND LIGHTING EACH OTHER ON FIRE AND EXTINGUISHING

>>147752057
Trump Hair Hat when?

>>147752225
did you even read the update page
also turn off your caps lock jesus christ, take your Ritalin you autismo

its comp based
you choose a side whenever you join a game
and you can play as any class

Think whatever splatfest is for splatoon

>>147752225
You can do that as team Heavy, too.

>>147752343
No it's not.
You can only pick one, you cannot change your side.
It's for casual and competitive.

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>>147744843

>pyro kids keep arguing about their "underpowered" class getting nerfed

>4 New Taunts
Created by the community
>New Boxes you can buy
Wow.
>Mini viewmodel
Well. It's not much, but it's SOMETHING.
>Mouseover box previews
Why the fuck is this even announced as a thing. This is literally nothing.
>Prinny hats
Gee. That's really nice for people who bought Disgeae during the summer sale.
>UPDATE NOTES
COMING SOON
Are you getting paid for doing nothing but jerking off at Valve? Cause I want in.

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So which one should I use during the update

or should I buy a new strange to track how much blood is shed for team heavy?

>>147752057
no, pyro is an absolute madman who wants to watch the world burn so he's trump

heavy is a communist who rules with an iron fist so he's hillary

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>>147752438
>people actually buy/wear cosmetic items

>>147752337
Coupe disaster already exists

>We're also throwing in an assortment of strange parts.

Should I sell my buildings destroyed part

>>147752538
Jesus, why do you have that many.

>>147752057
Pyro is literally Hitler
Heavy is fat Putin

>>147752538
just use the coffin nail

its stylish and different enough from the basic black and white of stock

hearing the word "Soon" from Valve is never a good sign
goddamnit, i wanted the update today (day ends in 50 minutes in EU)

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>>147752571
>Berniebots

I can't even imagine how my bronies and autistic fedoras I'd trigger with this as my spray.

>>147752558
>people actually download games and play them

>>147752743
dude epic

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>>147744843
kill them johnny, kill them all

team pyro!

>>147751771
regardless of what they did people would be pissed if they included contracts

Watsick mann send all those babies to fight heavy holy shit

>>147750282
hold the fuck on
is that spy, scout and engi on the front?

>the class which has more points is deleted from TF2

GO TEAM PYRO

>>147752531
One of the taunts is valves

>>147753046
what? why would anyone get pissed at contracts? They were great (except for the map ones, those were shit)

>>147746504
more like
space+D/A+M2-->W/A/D+M1
vs
M1->M2->2+M1->3+M1->M2+A/S/D

>>147753375
i would like free weekly contracts
i like the idea of contracts but im not interested on the weapon skins or whatever

>towering pillar of hats
>towering pillar of summer shades
>any all class suit cosmetic (ex: dead of night)

god i wish i had money....

i think the update is not yet cuz they are making servers go online and setting up for item servers so they dont die instantly

>>147753654
nigger are you destitute

>>147753654
towering pillar of shades count as a hat, so it wont work with the regular pillar
also the dead of night is less than two keys whats your fuckin excuse

i hpoe u piked pyro boi

I would care more for skins if they were actually alternate models for certain weapons. Then again that would clutter up the game even more.

>tf2g is suddenly pyro fanboy central
I thought that with all the complaining and fun poked at Pyro and Pyro mains you'd go Heavy jsut to fuck Pyro up some more.

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>day 2 comes out
>still no balance notes
>go out for a drive
>STILL no balance notes
valve why

>>147753813
well shit

>>147754207
they are fucking morons, no faith on anythign they do whatsoever
the community does more in a month than valve does in 3 years for comp TF2
this is why id rather spend money donating to community services like serveme.tf than giving it to valve so that i can have an unoptimized unusual hat on my head ruining everyone's framerate

>>147754207
THE HATS ARE BUGGED UPDATE DELAYED

>>147754207
'tomorrow' in valve time means sometime next week

>>147754393
I wish they'd give us an option to disable unusual particles, and I own an unusual myself.

>>147754393
i'd say your entitled but you're probably living out of a basement and spending other peoples money

UPDATE for dota

>Valve is going to use WeLoveFine to sell his stuff

Really?

>>147754758
They've used WeLoveFine for a while now, you're a bit late

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>>147754758
they love fine, i guess!

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>>147754658
>tfw quitting Dota for TF2 now

Trading my entire backpack for a key in 2012 was a mistake. But it's fine. I'm completely fine now.

pyro is given advanced mobility by his flamethrower doubling as a jetpack + 110% base speed +, faster cap rates, becoming more focused on reaching the objective and disrupting the enemy than anything else. flamethrower damage is reduced by 10%, airblast rate is increased by 25%, base health is lowered to 160

guard dog is added as tenth class and largely replaces pyro as a close range combatant

guard dog gets fully overhealed and crit boosted for 5 seconds by sandviches

giving sandvich to an enemy guard dog restores the normal 50% health and gives no crit boost, but forces the dog into bonk! for 5 seconds, pacifying them

heavy now has full accuracy and damage after landing one hit

heavy's shotguns now have 150% ramp-up

heavy's food items now regenerate faster when damage is dealt

cap this before valve deletes this

>>147754952
retarded

>>147754758
They've used welovefine for a long time.

I even bought some of the minifigs from their booth last year.

>>147754846
They do this kind of shit, spoiled for being Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4rpepv/psa_buyer_beware_regarding_online_ti6_the_secret/

>>147754919
To bad, i heard that the dragonclaw hook was like 2 keys back then and now is $150

give heavy 250 hp instead of 300
tighten the spread on the minigun and lower the damage
no downside to movespeed while revved up (but there still is a delay before you can shoot)

>>147754952
175%

>>147754952
get a load of this idiot

>>147751078

she actually looks bigger than heavy here

>>147754649
im self-employed and proud

The Pyro update was barely a pyro update. He got one fucking weapon. Vote Pyro.

>>147755126
She's a tall woman.

these update notes just cannot come soon enough

fuck valve and their shit

It'll get here when it gets here. Stop being an impatient baby and go do something else while you wait.

>>147754952

won't happen, nobody wants to shoot puppers

>>147745210
>Only one vote available for who you play

>>147755443
I suggest you learn how to knit

Lets you craft new hats

>Dota 2 fans have an inside joke about shitty jobs like this and complain/don't take shit fed to them until valve buckles down
>the only big thing about day 2 isn't out after 4 hours and has been worked on for 3 months
>tf2 players say people are entitled and are defending valve

and the award for the gayest and most reddit valve game community goes to.....

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>scout mains
reddit tier bindspamming "le salty XD git gud" fags. usually animefags

>soldier mains
animefags who talk shit and take the game way too seriously. never play anything other than soldier. iron highlander participant medal. greatest achievement is going 80-0 on a valve server with a stacked team against f2ps

>pyro mains
bronies, furfags, undertale fags. act like every time they play pyro is their first time ever discovering m2. will try to predict an airblast even when you pull out your shotgun. will get extremely offended by anything. will try to talk shit and call you "le salty" even when you ignore

>demo mains
always a guy at least 20 or older who gets way too mad at every single little thing. will insult anyone for anything. often a publord but not as bad as soldier mains

>heavy mains
either cancer "umad" fags who can only play valve servers with a pocket medic or just normal laidback chill people

>engineer mains
not much really they're just there. usually goes in deep for the kill which can be good or bad. often plays very aggressive and will charge right into anyone blasting them with shotgun

>medic mains
mostly ok except for the ones who have retarded compfag chat binds for everything. none of these binds help they are just "look at me I'm a compfag who thinks he knows what he is doing" binds. they will often try to go for SICK CROSSBOW AIRSHOTS instead of healing their teammate and always taunt after it

>sniper mains
shit talkers basically the same as scout mains but much less binds

>spy mains
children or manchildren. has two unusuals, hales own dead ringer, hales own australium ambassador, and hales own australium knife never anything else. extremely offended by literally everything. will stop in the middle of a fight to respond to an enemy's chat message. if you piss them off they will spend the rest of the game targeting you and will schadenfreude if they get a kill even if surrounded by the rest of your team

i cant believe we are going to day 3 for a 2 day update release. jesus christ valve

>>147755953
>projections and insecurities: the copypasta

>>147755953
What if I'm a soldier, pryo, AND demo main?

>>147756034
then maybe you should try playing the dictionary once in a while cause that ain't what "main" means, dimbo

pottis

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Would you like to ear this, anon?

>>147756132
>Main means "I literally only ever play this"
When did this meme start?

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>>147755953
>mfw im a soldier and scout main

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>>147755954
You'll get it eventually, but bust my balls if it actually does come out tomorrow

>>147756272
no
it means the class that you main
aka what you play the most in comp (i think)

>>147755953
>soldier and pyro main
Well, you're only completely wrong on pyro.

>>147756415
>it means the class that you main
>aka what you play the most in comp (i think)
Well, you're half-right.

It's "Class(es) that you play the most."

well fuck you volvo

Pyro = reddit

>>147756309
It probably will come out today but at a time I won't be able to enjoy it anymore. The tf2 team can go suck on a choad I'll just wait for tomorrow.

>>147756748
>the loud obnoxious fat person with the mental age of a five year old isn't reddit

>>147757112
>mental age of a five year old
he literally has a phd

>>147757112
>PhD in Russian literature
>mental age of a five year old

>>147757112
>Heavy
>loud

He only yells because he has to talk over the sound of a minigun.

>>147757112
>loud
>obnoxious
what is scout

"meat vs match" is pottery of the highest order

Update at 9 pm est
Screencap this

>>147757430
how does it have anything to do with pottery

>>147757239
>russian """"""""""literature""""""""""
>>147757259
>tries to talk over a minigun in the first place

UPDATE FUCKING WHEN

>>147757430
your mom is pottery of the highest order

NEHW GNIKCUF ETADPU

>>147757678
>>147757819
shut the fuck up

scout mains = 9gag / leafy fags/ reddit / underage / pretentious streamers / closted homosexuals / lenny spam

soldier mains = openly homosexual weeaboos / basic bitches

pyro mains = furfags. no exceptions.

demoman mains = played so much quake they became a recluse and haven't seen the sun in 3 months

heavy mains = actual diagnosed aspergers / friendlies who ruin the game

engineer mains = underage / friendlies who ruin the game

medic mains = bisexual, mostly female

sniper mains = dude weed lmao

spy mains = underage / friendlies who ruin the game but also backstab you when they can / lenny spam / possible autism


wtf i hate tf2 now

>>147752538
>No Iron Curtain

You need to think about how terrible you are.

>>147757870
your attempt was shit, stop posting

i enjoy playing demoman in match making
kerbbbbbbbbbbbbbboomer

Lmao at the GDQ Chat right now

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update when

>>147757870
Uncomfortably accurate.

>>147758070
I'm not buying a whole game for one skin

>tfw trolling mods on steam

where that update tho

im real exited for the balab changes

>>147757870
i enjoyed your post and i encourage to make more such posts

>>147758156
It's only 5 dollars for the best Minigun reskin in the game.

so there is pretty much no way we are getting an update now, right? its 5pm

>>147755953
>it is yet another post where every main is described as some kind of faggot

damn sure haven't seen one of these before in this decade old game

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>everybody thinks you have to play pyro or heavy

reading

comprehension

you fucking idiots

>>147758470
reddit says it's today

Wtf with the comic quality? It looks better but i still like the old style...

>>147758156
Buy it for three skins and some Shutter Shades!

>>147758531
reddit also is wrong on everything

>>147758470
It's not that uncommon for Valve to stay waaaaaaaaaay overtime to get an update out

Dota 2 patch notes were sometimes released 4 hours later than the current time.

>>147758519
what is roleplaying?

>>147758663

for stupid gay losers

oh forgot what general im on my bad

>>147758495
are you mad i accurately called you and the rest of the cancer community out

i dont know which joke class to vote for
i want to vote for heavy because im not an homosexual
but on the other hand, of the two classes i want pyro to be fixed ASAP and i dont really give an epic about heavy balance wise

>>147758659
listen here, valve employee, if you dont give us the update today i am gonna come down to your office and knock over every life size figure you have

>>147758734
You sound fun

>>147758774
>literally, "u mad"

Wow. Yes man you totally owned me with your new and fresh iteration of a post that hasn't been made multiple times in this games long ass lifespan.

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>this update
game's dead, back to Overwatch then. What kind of two day update holds back the patch notes? This update has taken like one and half years to come out, and they dont even release the patch notes?

>>147758945
what do you contribute to this thread besides shitty posts from a whiny bitch

>>147758960
bye

>>147758960
see you next week

>>147758774
>literally goes out of way to piss people off
>"lol are you pissed off"

>>147759079
No I was just stating facts from years of research

>>147758960
do you not have patience for free shit

enjoy your competitive coin flipping, lad

>>147759076
nah man, isn't fun. I'm gone for good

>>147756998
which one is supposed to be the bad side

grant is cool