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Pharah is best waifu

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>>147739040
BEST GIRL
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Seagull
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Why is reaper so fun on Defense?
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Mercy a qt
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3rd for for Blizzard-endorsed aimbotting by EnvyUs.Taimou in Overwatch tournaments
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>>147739057
>I've recently started seeing a lot of stacked DVa comps.

if it needs to be stacked its not good
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>>147739137
Pharah is cute
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niggers
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I want to humiliate Pharah.
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>>147739040
Mrs. and Mrs. Ziegler
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xth for chill nigga beats
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>no tracer gf
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>>147739040
>Pharah is best waifu
/fact
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>>147739040
HYPE HYPE

HYPE! SOMBRA IS HERE!

"Blizzard developers James Waugh (director of story & creative development), Michael Chu (senior designer, Overwatch), and Arnold Tsang (assistant art director, Overwatch) present a behind-the-scenes look into the creative process of developing the art, design, and story for Overwatch's newest hero. Q&A session moderated by Kim Phan (senior manager, esports). "

https://comiccon2016.sched.org/event/7f28/behind-the-scenes-of-overwatchs-newest-hero
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>>147739152
so I know a guy who tried to rewrite starlight express with overwatch characters
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Has anyone had a game in the last few days in which someone in their team didn't lock in Genji or Hanzo within the first 10 seconds and proceed to be useless?

What was it like?
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Posting butt
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DAILY REMINDER that Pharah is a lesbian quadruple amputee and an orphan. She's had a hard life...
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15th for Blizzard-endorsed aimbotting by EnvyUs.Taimou in Overwatch tournaments
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>>147739236
post yfw "OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN"
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>>147739190
>>147739279
I want to cuddle with Pharah so hard and make her feel all warm and comfy. I want to take my hands and stick them in between hers
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CHOOSE
BUTT
WISELY
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>Playing with Rank 60s.
>Somehow no healer and me as the only tank for the first 3 minutes.

Console ranked is really something else.
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why we waifu faggin' here mates?
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>>147739424
>Haha I totally don't want to have sex just cuddle I'm a nice innocent guy :)

reddit
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>>147739190
I want her to humiliate me
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>>147739339
>Never pick instantly
>Always wait until a couple of people have picked
>One of those is always a Genji or Hanzo
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>>147739475
>why we waifu faggin' here mates?
Where do you think we are?
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>>147739363
Not an aimbot. Git gud and stop whining you worthless shitter.
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Unplayable heroes that you need a skin for other than default
>Road, want Islander or Toa
>Lucio, want Ribbit
>Pharah, want raindancer
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>>147739515
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>>147739454
Genji of course, lucio second
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>play winston
>we win

Why NOT play winston?
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JULY 21st is the NEW HERO REVEAL!

What will it be?
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If I'm going to get nothing but sprays and voice lines, can I at least get them for characters I like?
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maybe attack wouldn't win every single time if defense characters were actually decent

except for widow they're all dogshit
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>>147739490
Who said I didn't want to have sex with her, faggot?

>implying this isn't post-sex
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>>147739454
>Lucio and Genji
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>>147739304
>sombra fully unveiled in the next two weeks
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>>147739490
Apparently the battlenet forums found that "How to rank down" video

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745656512
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>>147739558

D.va is only tolerable with her Junker getup
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>>147739579
he's not reinhardt
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>>147739475
>why we waifu faggin' here mates?
Why not? Better than "muh team sucks I carry you shitters solo" posts.
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>other team stacks five Winstons and Mercy
>switch Bastion
>mow down all the dumb monkies
I g-guess Bastion is an okay hero
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>>147739579
Reaper, here
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>>147739454
mfw in the female version Pharah has the smallest ass (and she's black ffs)
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>Decide to be a team player and play Mercy or Reinhardt
>My team can't kill shit
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>>147739304
well that means Sombra is coming out before or during Comic Con, which is in 2 weeks
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>>147739579
some people have dignity
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>>147739475

This >>147739689
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>>147739454
>Genji has a fundoshi
>Hanzo doesn't doesn't
>76 not going commando
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>>147739558
Dude, having utter shit taste is one thing, but you just took it to a whole never level.
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>>147739316
and I'm not talking he did a song with redone names
he rewrote the whole damn thing
>Rusty was tracer
>electra was symmetra
> greaseball was junkrat
>pops was winston
> Pearl was widowmaker

the guy might be legitimately autistic, so I'll only post more if that is the will of the anons
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>>147739579
if there is a genji on the other team and no reaper you bet your ass there will be monkey dick
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Beatnigger does strange things to my genital region
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>play comp
>win first game but someone leaves
>queue again
>someone leaves again just before we win
>lose next game
>get demoted to 59
>next game
>get matched with a two 2-man parties
>none of them join the team voice channel
>they lock Widow, Hanzo, Genji, and D.va
>we lose
>get demoted to 58
>queue again
>another Genji instalock
>check his stats
>he has a 35% winrate with Genji but it's his most played hero on QP and comp
>leave right away
>get demoted to 57
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Are there any streamers that don't fucking suck? I kinda want to watch a good player stream while I chill/do something else. Any suggestions?
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Does Overbuff only have statistics from people who have logged into it with their accounts, or is it for everyone who plays
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>>147739750
>implying she doesn't squeeze her perfect butt into her suit
>implying she isn't saving it for that special person who marries her

Why else do you think she can't stay in the air for long periods of time?
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>>147739750
>she's black

WE
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i-i never knew i was this good at hanzo
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>>147739705
>pick bastion on attack
>4 gold medals
>potg

>pick genji on offense because teammate complains
>16 deaths
>gold objective medal
>3 eliminations

never picking any hero other than bastion again
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>>147739920
>>147739454
Fags
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>>147739454
Reaper
McCree
Lucio
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>>147739957
>57
>tfw even Asian Moot is taunting me
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>>147739363
what kind of mouth-drooling idiot would actually defend this
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>>147739920
left nigger looks derpy
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>McCree is now shit enough to never warrant playing certain other offence heroes but not shit enough to get Blizzard's attention and buff him

JUST
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>>147740064
>24% weapon accuracy

typical hanzo
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>>147740035
wuz
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>>147740064
>16 kills
>9 headshots
bait
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>>147739993
>her suit
more pics required
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When people first were discussing McCree balance, I said they should rework flashbang to stop him from mowing down squishy characters while keeping him as an generalist/anti-tank.

I said that if Tracer/Genji is a problem they should buff Torb/Mei to control them (and make Roadhog's hook more consistent in its pull in).

Looks like I was right Overnerds.
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>>147740064
>Mercy 58
How is Mercy ranked in competitive? Is it based on her heals and supports rather than k/d, wins, etc?
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>>147740167
they need to bump up his left click. it takes skill to actually hit people in the head and it feels underpowered.
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>>147739304
Can a GILF be waifu material? Tune into comic-con and find out.
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>>147740001
that looks ugly as fuck
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>>147739750
>she's black
Kill yourself, you tumblr-browsing nigger.
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>>147740096
He's beautiful
You're not
I like pretty things
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>>147739582
>yfw it isn't sombra
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>>147740172
>>147740221
>>147740274
i-i got the potg too :3
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How bad are Pharah's mother issues?
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>>147739676
>D.va is only tolerable with her Junker getup
or when hugging Pharah
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>>147740435
not as bad as mine
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>All these Wannabe Seagull Genji's in my QP.
Honestly this hero is the equivalent of Techies.

Useless.
Garbage.
attracts the biggest morons.

THANKS BLIZZARD.
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>>147740147
The average Overwatch player or dev. It was POTG for a tournament match. 40,000 people saw it, plenty of Blizzard staff watching the tournament saw it, Taimou is still not banned or punished in any way.
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This game really wants me to play Soldier 76

10 Boxes and 3 were Legendary dad skins
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>>147740435
Ana molesting loli pharah when
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>>147740313
Why u mad though?
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>>147740274

Supports get fucked in ranked.
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>>147740435
There's obviously some tension but she also got her tattoo to honor Ana.

>>147740615
No
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>>147740230
While we're talking worst girl, just how big is her hitbox?
I find it remarkable easy to kill her with Reaper at ranges I would barely even tickle a tank.
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So why is D.va's Ult so special?

>Only ult in the game that has a UI warning for the targets.
>Changes color when you're a "safe" distance away
>Center of warning is a perfect representation of your line of sight to target so you can break LOS on signposts or other fluff
>All of this is on top of a character voiceline that supersedes all other sound effects, a charging noise, and a giant glowing ultra-visible ball of danger.
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>>147740172
>picking at accuracy
>in a game with infinite ammo thus no penalty for suppressive fire

>>147740221
>muh bodyshots
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>>147739363
that's not an aimbot
i flick my aim before i shoot as well and it looks a lot like that

are these seriously snipers who can actually follow a guy's head without flicking the aim at the last second?
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>>147739163
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>>147740665
Some of highest ranked are lucio mains. Git Gud.
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>>147740701
You type no but you actually mean yes
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OVERTARDS

WHICH IS YOUR LEAST GAY HERO?
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>>147740730
you don't just casually flick it back to an head you don't want to hit in a certain moment several times in a row
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So at what rank I am no longer a shitter? 70? 60? 55?
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>>147740780
And they work harder than their dps counterparks for the same ranks since ranks favor medels earned
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>>147740730
whatever you say taimou
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> mention playing on a console
> everyone here says le mustard race
> implying anyone her is good enough for it to make that much of a difference

Seriously with the amount of people here that say they can't play Genji/tracer and can't wall ride with Lucio you'd think you shitters would be playing console anyways.

Granted there's a higher skill cap, but I think you scrubs would benefit more from the lower skill floor on console
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>>147739671
>" imagine how many people ranked down because of this.... guy... (really wanna use a swearword here)"

this is the blizzard community
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>>147740230


>>147740709
Because it will instantly kill you
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>>147740730
>flicking between 4 different rezd characters heads
Yea theres flicking while sniping then theres the aimbot not knowing whoch head to lock on to.
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>>147740862
Bastion
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>>147740879
99
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>>147740234
You were completely wrong, though. McCree was designed to kill flankers and stop squishes. The flashbang was what did that, and was also the weakest part of his kit.
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Do any of you guys realize how much Overwatch beat the rest of the competition with merely waifus?
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>pros 'hack' all the time play for hours on stream but people only have the same shitty clips as 'proof'
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>>147740902
>the amount of people here that say they can't play Genji/tracer
0?
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Reporting from last thread.

Anyone want to play on PS4 in about 2 hours? I can't do ranked yet (got The game 2 days ago) . I'm not the best but I can play a balanced roster proficiently.

I'm in PST timezone

I checked the roster in OP but it doesn't list platform
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>>147740709
Tracers is same on smaller scale. But dva would be better if they adjusted her ult more. Maybe let you pin someone with it if you charge and hit them while ulting for a guaranteed kill at least.
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>>147740864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex19Pm1i2cs
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>>147740705
>find it remarkable easy to kill her with Reaper at ranges
cool story mate
I get hitting her but killing? What noobs are you playing with?
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>zenyattas ult can't out-heal a roadhog hook combo
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
B A L A N C E D
G A M E
HAHAHAHAAHHA FUCK SUPPORTS PLAY WIDOWMAKER ALL DAY WHO CARES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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can blizzard please kill themselves already
>someone on our team is disconnected
>more than a minute passes so we could have left but we stayed
>the guy rejoins after more than a minute
>we win the match
>we get practically zero rank despite the fact that it was our teammate who left

So someone on your team leaves and if you lose (which is likely) you'll lose an entire rank (the normal amount of rank), but if someone on your team leaves and you still win you'll get barely any rank. Even in normal matches you barely get any, but if anyone at all leaves you'll get the smallest amount of fuck you for winning faggot points.

Great job blizzard
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>>147741016
Well, battleborn being terribad didn't help its case any.
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>>147740903
so.........this....is.....the.....power.....of...blizz......forums
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>>147740593
i wish i could have daredevil with night ops's gun
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>>147740709
it's instakill range is huge is maybe why
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>>147740709

Because there was probably two design teams in charge of heroes.

One team gave us tracer time bomb, d.va ult, hanzo dragon, whole hog and other balanced abilities.

Then there was the team that gave us "press Q for potg" ultimates like death blossom and rez.
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>>147740543
Genji is capable of working around any defense due to mobility
can burst down 150 health characters in under 1 sec with his combo
is the best cleanup in the game
and can operate under relative impunity due to the constant threat of reflect

the problem is pubbers always flank
making his job redundant
and can't aim projectiles
making him impotent

who would have known making a high skill ceiling character thematically appealing would attract shitters
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>>147741057
>>we get practically zero rank despite the fact that it was our teammate who left
Funny, because this was fixed literally today, had a leave on the other team half way in and gained a full rank.
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>>147739168
This
Best wife
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>>147741053
DUDE JUST DONT GET HOOKED XD
HES A DUELIST HES SUPPOSED TO SHIT ON LITERALLY EVERYBODY 1V1 XD THATS BALANCED YOU GET ULT FROM HITTING HIM UNLIKE EVERY OTHER CHARACTER IN THE GAME
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>>147741148
they all have their uses though
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>>147740919
that would be great if the face wasn't crap
that's why I prefer sfm to fan-art
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>friend keeps autistically signing us up to ranked games immediately after losing
>never speaks if he isn't saying "for fuck sake, x is a joke"
>literally plays Zarya 24/7 n complains about any class
>if I ever watch him he just expects everyone to be immediately behind him, blows his ult or walks into a point then dies 4v1
>just tanking ranked points all night
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>>147741053
If it's a 1-hit that it makes no difference. For real though, Zen's ult should out heal Reapers ult.
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>>147740035
Understand this.
We wuz kangz was never a funny meme but that image made me spit out my drink

t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>147740709
It's almost like the ult is for the purpose of clearing out an area either through retreat or death
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>>147741023
You must not frequent this general then
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>unranked
>play with three friends who are 55, 57, 58
>play zarya every game and shitstomp
>win 6 in a row and boost them all to ~60+
>7th game
>play against a 67,65,64
>howisthisbalanced
>we have other unranked people on our team who are retarded
>end up 7-3 after placements
>rank 62

apparently this is top 98%.... the matchmaking in this game is retarded.
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>>147741170
I'll believe it when I see it
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>>147740709
it's designed for threat
same way high noon is cancelable

you use it to scatter enemy team, not get kills
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How to git gut at roadhog? Others always instagib me yet when i hook a scrub he gets away with 30hp
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>widow and genji instant lock

it doesn't even bother me anymore, it's expected
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>>147741152

>the problem is pubbers always flank

This. I've seen so many fucking Volskaya rounds stall to shit for attackers because we/they try to do completely idiotic flanks.
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>want to play Reinhardt
>lose everytime
>meanwhile on Genji I can carry even the most dysfunctional team

;_;
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Reminder that Overwatch is not a competitive game and should be played for fun in Quick Match.

If you want competition play a different game.

Thank you.

-Kaplan
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>>147741217
>he's a duelist, he's supposed to shred 1v1

I know what you're doing, but I get fucking salty whenever some streetpig main uses the literal McCree argument unironically.
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>>147741240
wrong pic
I meant to post this
>
that is actually one of the few good fan-arts though
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>>147741439
>>meanwhile on Genji I can carry even the most dysfunctional team
rank and winrate
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>>147741263
it should outheal nearly everything, otherwise it loses any sort of relevance in matches. Otherwise lucio and zen's ult overlaps and everyone goes lucio due to mobility and utility.
everything except like ult stacking
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>>147741214
Something about slutty versions of pure characters makes my dick DIAMONDS
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>>147741410
rightclick+hook > walk forward one inch as you drag the target in > leftclick+melee
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>>147741240
True, but there's exceptions.
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>>147741281
You're welcome
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>>147741465
he's the new mccree

>instagib combo with very limited counterplay
check
>duelist
check
>extremely fast charging ult
check
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>You will never experience this sort of blissful happiness
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>>147740230
I really thought I had better ones.

>>147741046
>deal 100 damage in 2-4 seconds
>she dies because you have at least 1-2 other competent teammates
Badabing, badaboom, You killed her.
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>Play game with pharah
>Gold medals ,carry team, all around good fun
>Same with other heroes
>Winstreak for days
>Few days later
>Feel like I do no damage at all cant aim for shit, die the moment someone looks at me
>retarded teammates who die like wet tissue
>Unending lossstreak

What do? I cant even have fun anymore, and find myself raging a lot more than I did before. Pls help
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>>147741410
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wyYcKor5WZGE-bi3qoG2rK9bODIZCaLTdiZNj6rg50g/pub

it's actually a lot more complex to play him correctly.
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>>147741483
Pharah looks heavenly in Source, surprisingly
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>>147741465
I always felt that roadhog had thr most natural aggro just because he can kill. So people would want to kill him first. Luckily for me people dont pay attention to hog which is why he eats them up
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>>147741410
walk forward after hook and aim at their center of mass and left click + melee
this gets fucked when you're dealing with genjis and tracers and they get pulled BEHIND you for some fucking reason
anyone above 200 hp survives regardless
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>>147741590
DELETE THIS
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>>147741619
Theres plenty of 9 year olds, anon
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>>147741632
>I cant even have fun anymore
Play D.Va/Junkrat
>>
>"It's dangerous to play ranked right now"
>"There's a new hack that was released. Please be aware if you're playing rank!!"

??
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>>147741295
you sound like you played really well though

what doesn't make sense about your high rank?
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>>147741632
Forced 50 caught up with you
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>>147741660
Holy fucking hell this makes playing Roadhog look WAY more difficult than it actually is.
Jesus fucking christ.
>>
>>147741672
Roadhog is only really vulnerable if he's the only tank on the team

put him behind a Reinhardt or with a Zarya and he because increasingly frustrating
>>
>>147741590
Degenerates destroy everything they touch

Just kill all trans, pedos, fiurries and weebs desu
>>
to that anon that suggested the mute chat toggle, you're a god send
now no more frustration
>>
How much do your shoulders hurt today /owg/?

Well me, I just had to convince my team not to go 3 Lucio 3 D.Va in the sudden death round and walked away with a win and all the gold medals.
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>>147741217

>play roadhog
>literally under fire 24/7
>if i'm on a point someone is direct hitting me with arrows/rockets/grenades/entire magazines with no burst fire

there's no point in this hero if he isn't an amazing killer.
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>>147741901
>getting mad at chat
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Why does Lucio practically moan whenever oh, OHHH, turn it uuuup
>>
>>147741867
>he doesn't like incest age-gap mother-daughter yuri
Maybe facebook would be more your speed anon
>>
>>147741410
play bodyguard for healers/objective

these things are usually out of sightlines

make them come to you, like a good fisher
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>>147741526
what makes you think mercy is pure? she's 37

i guarantee you she's had a fair share of cock
>>
>>147741526
Doesn't have to be slutty, she could easily be
Ya know, alone with her lover
>>
Who is your favorite hero?
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>>147741843
no even then he's not vulnerable at all granted he has a mediocre (or better) mercy

literally defending hanamura all day by sucking daddy hog's dick
>>
>>147739962
Seagull (aka Memegull), Surefour, Ster although not as skilled as the previous 2.
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>>147741953
>Play Roadhog
>Be bad
ftfy
>>
>>147741410
IS YOUR HOOK READY?
YES? HOOK A BITCH AND KILL THEM TO DEATH
NO? WAIT UNTIL YOUR HOOK IS READY, BITCH

That's how you play hog
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>>147741983
Because his weapon is tied to his prostate simulator
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>>147741953
There's no point in McCree now, either. And one of them didn't have a self heal.
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>link funny overwatch video to friend
>he says "I'm waiting for lawbreakers, overwatch is dying"
>wtf is lawbreakers?
>http://lawbreakers.nexon.net/en
>ANOTHER moba fps game tf2 clone

When will Team fortress 3 (along with Left 4 Dead 3 and Half Life 3) come out and put all these babies in their place??
>>
>>147741832
I don't even understand how pedos could hold that image in their head. It's just so out of character for 76, I don't think he'd be capable of doing anything but hatefucking a hot age-appropriate villainess at this point. At best I could imagine the girl fantasizing about 76 herself, and even that's a stretch.
>>
NO ONE WANTS TO PUSH THE PAYLOAD EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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>>147742093

virgin
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>>147741978
not mad at chat, but bewildered that people actually spam reddit memes and >memetext in chat
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>>147742071
Thanks
>>
>>147741983
amp it up is linked to a vibrator in his boipussy, whenever he uses the skill it goes up a setting.
>>
THERE IS A GENJI IN EVERY FUCKING GAME
>>
>>147742213
>win first point on kings row
>team forgets to wait for the fucking payload and pushes to far forward
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What do you think about my cosplay?
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>>147742213
>Play DotA
>Nobody ever pushes

>Play Overwatch
>Nobody ever pushes
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>>147742209
Pedos don't care about things like that
Pedos care about being subhuman and sexualizing babies
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>>147742209
>expecting pedos to be lore friendly
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>>147742242
Surefour is a hacker though so don't watch that faggot
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>>147742165
>enemy team has two hogs
>no one is dealing enough burst to kill either one
>no one is focusing at all
>try reaper
>no results
>try rein
>no results
>try lucio
>no results
>try pharah
>no results
>meanwhile my team hasn't swapped once and continues to flank pointlessly
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Overwatch should have some sort of PVE mode
like fighting off waves of omnics, or talon agents
That would be fun
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>>147741773
Ehat
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>>147741545
indeed

>>147741625
>deal 100 damage in 2-4 seconds
Just how close are you
The only times a Reaper kiled me at medium range was when I had few health left. If you see you can't take him concusive hit or disengage.
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>>147742194
>overwatch is dying
your friend is either retarded or confused overwatch with stillborn.
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>>147742405
play the urban youth and move with the payload solo
most people are too shit to shoot you off it or jump on it with you
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>>147742354
Where can I sign up to be the person you sit on for the action poses?
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>>147742450

>6 bastions
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>on attack
>everybody is jerking off in the middle of the map
>maneuver my ass past the enemy team unseen and cap the point
>win
>i was playing Mei
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>>147742319

Nice!
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>>147742450
>i WANT even more repetition in an already repetitive basic game!
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>>147741545
tfw Pharah would probably just laugh at me if I asked her out
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>>147742516
>No hero stacking
>Enemies can reflect like Genji
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>>147742485
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>>147742450
kinda like this?
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>>147742550
why does he wear the glass
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>>147742071
>surefour
>skilled
yeah, pressing that aimbot key sure takes a lot of skill...
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>>147742213
>pushing the payload
>die at end because enemy team was coordinated but still get gold for objective time
>"Why wasn't anybody pushing the payload?"
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>>147742485
The very tip end of Reaper's effective range, like 5-10m
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>>147742186
>hog does ult interrupts better
>reaper does flanker/tank executions better
>76/Widow does hitscan better
>76 does kill everything at range ult better
>everyone does mobility better
I never realized how much they cucked cowboy

how do you even fix this guy without invalidating reaper?
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>>147742071
ok nice attempt there ster but you're trash you have always been trash go have another mental collapse
>>
>>147742589
http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-overwatch/vo/vo_hero/Pharah/Pharah%20-%20Default/sorry%20but%20i%20need%20to%20jet.mp3
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>>147742580
Why are you so mad at the prospect of a fun mode being introduced
do you not like fun?
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>>147742580

Don't worry. New heroes are cummin. Blizzard being the greedy jooooos, that they are, are probably going to release a new hero every 2-3 weeks, because it will give them more chest sales.

After 100+ heroes we should have lot of "fun" interactions.
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>>147742450
Imagine the amount of haters crying: "thats Mann vs. Machine" followed with "TF2 Clone!".
Too bad TF2 was absolute shit.
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>>147741983

he doesn't, you're just weird.
>>
at what point after the game ends can you leave without it giving you a penalty?
>>
Overtime should add 5 seconds to respawn timer with each death and 30 seconds ifyou swap heroes.
>>
where can i find the sound clip of genji doing the MMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN noise when he dashes forward
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>>147742703
>how do you even fix this guy without invalidating reaper?
Give him 90 damage on left click and improve range falloff.
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>>147742767
O-okay Pharah maybe next time
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>>147742776
This isn't some MOBA no way they're making those many heroes.
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>>147742767
>>147742589
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>>147742849
After it says defeat/victory
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>>147742816
This desu
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>>147742768
>shooting basic AI is "a fun mode"
training mode is a thing :)
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>>147742625
because he is a BIG SCIENTIST
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WHY ARE THERE RANK HIGH 60S IN MY PLACEMENT MATCHES
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Genji name comp when
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>>147742935
>limbs

Woooow total discrimination
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>>147743026
edgy
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>>147742982
Games can have complex and fun AI, anon
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>>147742703
>holding right clic for 4 seconds let him release all shots in the center, damage reduced at a certain range.
There, an actual interesting gameplay change that would make him into a "burstier" version of widow, without the mobility.
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>>147742776
that doesn't make any sense whatsoever
they're just going to add more cosmetic shit for all heroes and introduce a hero sporadically since it's less effort than releasing a hero every so often just to jew people
>>
>i've got you in my sights
>die from a mile away
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>>147743026
>45 fps on menu
everything low, render 150
the only way to play
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>>147742703
Reaper will always be viable with his ult
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>>147743007

Because you are invisibly ranked 60 at the moment.
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If I shoot that Zarya shield will I die?
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>>147743007
I believe a post on the blizz forum basically amounted to after a while match making for competitive just throws people in instead of waiting for a longer queue
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>>147742926
well, they have to earn money somehow. Maybe they will sell ULTIMATE MEGA SKINS or gender swaps. Easiest way is with new heroes/chests though. (look at smite - every fucking new skin and stuff is in some kind RNG chest - and they sell like hotcakes)

btw. next hero coming in two weeks.
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>>147743112
Fuck off amputee retard, it was proven it's just her Raptora suit.
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>he hasn't bullied Mei today
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>>147742669
>"Why wasn't anybody pushing the payload?"

I bet that was some hanzo cunt who'd been sitting on a ledge waiting to fire his weeb space snakes and get his potm
>>
Reminder that Tracer is a slut who fucks people behind the Overwatch headquarters just to score some Meth
>>
>>147743131
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>
>>147742589
>implying pharah laughs

>>147742935
>pic
>lucio is literally in pharahs pants
>>
>>147743265
it would be extremely beneficial to the enemy team
>>
>Send a Mei flying with concussion mine
>Fuck her up with a grenade before she land
>"Junkrat main..." in chat two second later
>I don't "main" shit

What is wrong with these fucking people
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>>147743170
Wait, for real? I thought getting render up would melt my GPU
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>>147743319
You seem upset
would you like a hug?
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>>147742501
I have literally stared directly at five enemies while dancing directly on a payload and being unhittable, watching them rage, and there is no scarier or more boner inducing feeling in the game.
>play huehue
>it's dorado
>skate literally on the payload
>no one can fucking hit me because lol console
>enemy team switches to a Lucio
>he comes and joins me
he's pretty good and so am I
We ignore our teams and start skating around each other, doing synchronized jumps, figure 8s and shit
Boop anyone ego comes near us to break up our fun

Jump around
Jump around
Get up get up and get down
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>>147743286
I have a dry orgasm everytime I frag some griefing lead chip eating Mei.
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>>147742161
you bridge the time between hooks by headshot oneshotting niggers
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>>147743393
no i was just laughing im doing great LOL
>>
>>147743135
>weaker genji balls
just make FtH fire faster
>>
>>147743361
anyone that does anything requiring skill is a no-fun-allowed shut in that plays for 10 hours a day
>>
Why did they include the SCORE announcement in quick play? it's useless there, just wastes time
>>
>>147743007
Ive duo queued wiht my friend that during his placements and was only ranked person there.
>>
>>147743308
Hey I saw that crude porn on hentaifoundry too
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>>147742450
we need actual maps more than just splitting up the community more than ranked has. Also Blizzard doesn't need a pve mode now, valve only released one to keep profiting from their old game.
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>>147743265
it wold be extremely painful
>>
>gold elim&damage
>as LUCIO
kek.
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>I should be working on my paper right now so I can work on my Oversmut later.
>Instead I'm watching a Rank Down Tutorial and eating Chinese food.
I don't even know anymore.
>>
>>147743564
>Junkrat
>requiring skills

:^)
>>
>>147743594
it was funny on the first week because everyone immediately went into chat and said "what the fuck I thought we were in quickplay"
>>
>>147743389
only if you unlock fps
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>>
Servers down for anyone right now?
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>>147743672
>sluts
shouldn't it be 'cunts'?
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>>147739040
>McCree Winrate: 35%
>9 hours
>Thorbjorn Winrate: 77%
>14 hours

>tfw

How the fuck do I git gud at McCree?
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>tfw cucked out if your last gold medal
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>>147743286
>trap-mined a Mei in Nepal village
>blew up a Tracer as bonus

Job well done I guess.
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so is it shoot-to-heal or life steal?
>>
dubs decide what hero I main for a little while.
>>
>>147743857
learn to aim
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>>147743857
Aim for the head.
Don't use FtH.
>>
>>147742668
>>147742429
I don't know, if he was actually hacking I think he would have been banned, not really trying to defend him, people just get on hate bandwagons really easy
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>>147742935
2cute
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>>147743856
That's the joke anon.
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>>147743904
shot to heal;
it's called a biotic rifle, not Vampire Drainer 2000
>>
>>147743904
it's a shoot to debuff
>>
>tfw playing mei
>tfw I just keep hopping on the cart, icewalling, and freezing myself while running around, doing nothing but mouse oneing and freezing people to delay their push
>I get 5 minutes of objective time
>they lose simply because they can't kill me fast enough every time with a lucio bouncing around healing me on the side

I've never had more fun than that match.
>>
>>147743904
it's probably a decloner.
>>
>>147743904
I think the ult will make it life steal for 12 seconds
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>>147742443
>playing payload
>hold back enemy team with dank combination of team set up
>enemy team switches to 2 hogs, reinhart, bastion, reaper and lucio
>nothing we can do can stop this rape train from entering the station
>frantically change heroes trying to find anything that can combat this bullshit
>reaper shows up and opportunistically kills any hope we have of coming forward
>bastion on the payload like a fucking mobile weapons platform with a reinhart protecting him
>lucio and 2 hogs constantly healing means you can't fucking kill anything

I'm about ready to quit this fucking game
>>
>>147743856
mei is retarded. That's the joke. She does not understand Australian colloquial language.
>>
>>147743192
>>147743272
>>147743639
fucking retarded. there was ONE guy placing on their team, with a premade of players that were at lowest 64. and we were a team of placement people.
>>
>>147743712
Does Blizzard think the players are too stupid to understand what the circles in the top mean?
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>>147742194
>nexon
because wildstar did so well
>>
Okay so I had a Mei Ice Wall the entire team all match...why cant we block other players?
>>
>game starts
>lucio on my team queues his mic
>UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
>>
I'm starting to come across a bunch of cancer comps that are impossible to deal with as Solo Queue.

Shit like 3DVas for capture maps
Torbjorn/Symmetra/Bastion for hybrid defense of first point

shits just annoying as hell to play againt
>>
>>147744069
I thought it wa sbecause she's Asian and Asians are polite
>except D.Va
>>
why does everyone get mad when i pick torb on offense? he's good
>>
>playing rectangle man
>people keep walking through or away from my rectangle
>they die
help rectangle man
>>
>>147744119
yes
do YOU trust the retarded genji on your team to know what the circles mean?
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>>147743810
I want to protect this smile
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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>>147744279
I want to see Pharah get NTR'ed by her mother.
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>>147744159
>Shit like 3DVas
why arent you going 3 zarya then
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>>147744185
Same people get mad at me when I pick Bastion on offense.

I main Bastion, get the fuck over it.
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>>147744170
Asians are not polite as a whole, chinese are most definitely not.
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>>147744159
Its called strategy, nigga
Just counter it with another strat
>>
This wouldn't be a half bad skin
>>
Can someone explain to me why this game has aimpunch? It really doesn't feel like it belongs into this sort of arcade FPS that doesn't even try to be realistic at all

There is no aimpunch in any more established arena shooters is there? In CSGO it's part of the balance and money system since armor negates it but I see no purpose for it in OW other than to be an annoying mechanic that sometimes makes the worse player win a duel.
>>
>>147742443
You're total shit as well then. Don't try to act like your team is bad and you're not.
>>
Would you want blizzard to make sombra cost 1000 gold bucks to play on first release day?
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>>147744334
ohhhh my fuckkkk that is so hoooooooot
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>>147744417
No idea especially since there's no recoil on most weapons
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>>147744485
>wanting blizzard to charge something they said we get for free as part of purchasing the game

NO GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>147744417
Fast firing weapons suck, that's why. Aimpunch makes them better without increasing damage.
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>>147744349
>I'm trash, get over it
you'll be shit-talked if you play like a retard in ranked. get over it
>>
>>147743303
>>147742669
this literally happened
it's always fucking attack hanzo
>>
>>147744359
wait, but what about the Japanese?
>>
when are we going to actually get a balance patch
heroes of the storm all over again
>>
>>147744334
What if mercy was time timing, but both fareeha and ana know and they've been cheating on her with each other
>>
>>147744582
Only for the first day. I can't wait for 3+ sombra teams. I can't really think of another way to lower the count.
>>
>>147742194
>tf2 clone
it doesn't look that class oriented, the weaponry is probably a matter of personal playstyle first and team comp second.
>>
Are there any Epic skins aside from pharah's that actually changed the model a little?
I feel like that should be the standard instead of just fancier recolors
>>
So when does Season 1 end? I just read through some blog posts by Blizzard but I can't find the ending date. This season is shorter than the future ones?
>>
>Never played Comp
>Let's try it out
>First placement match
>"I'm picking DPS Reinhardt, don't expect shields"
>3 abandons


yeah no fuck this
>>
envyus are unstoppable
the best cheaters
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Who would you cast in the remaining roles, /owg/?
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>>147744485
Frankly I kind of want them to wait and release two heroes at once, if you have a support, add another defender or tank. Add the opposite / the counter, or add something really supplemental to make them pop and change the meta.

Rainbow Six Siege adds an attacking team and a defending team character with each patch, and when they do the entire meta changed. The last update they did complately changed who is "top tier" and took a character that was considered dogshit, to almost a must pick, as the meta changed and made her useful enough to be playable.

Adding one character doesn't really shake it up all that much
>>
>>147744559
there is not a single weapon with actual recoil, just some with spread
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>>147744485
Why would anyone want that?
>>
>>147743954
he was caught in Titanfall, just no one gave a shit about that scene enough to ban him. i find the uncle toms far more obnoxious honestly, with their "he's not hacking! He's just really good! You're just jealous! I know he's legit even though I have no evidence to prove it otherwise!" Also a lot of the people on the "hate bandwagon" are just people wanting to see fair play. It's only been one tourney, and I'm sure he has at least some skill, but time will tell when we see more tourneys. I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt but this clearly isn't the first time he's appeared shady in a scene, and from what I've seen he doesn't seem to have a good reputation outside of his fanboys.
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>>147743904
lifesteal is pointless on a support if it can't be shared
either mad milk style damage=healing
or selectable debuff, like pic related
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>>147744712
Release other heroes at the same time, boom.
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>>147744664
Very polite.
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>>147744836
>who is mcree
>>
>>147744836
McCree has recoil. Especially on Fan the Hammer.
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>>147744334
Mercy is like 5 years older than Pharah
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>>147744783
Genji's VA as Genji

he's sexy
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>>147744653
Why is it always fucking Hanzo players?
>guys we need a healer/I need healing!
>tries to tell others what to do while aiming like a blind old bitch
>>
>>147744303
wtf is with that photoshop face?
>>
>>147744757
flankhardt can pull his weight though
you just need other people to actually tank
>>
>>147744884
>Sombra has slowdown rounds and Valentine's jugs
UNF
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>>147744823
Wait, which Siege character became much better because of Valkyrie and Blackbeard?
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>>147742669
>pick a duplicate hero with 20 seconds left in a last ditch effort
>Defeat
>"lol retard we didn't need 2 ______ bg"
>t. Widowmaker
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>>147744783
>antje traue as zarya

YES
YES
YES
>>
>join a game just as the team loses
>still get some exp

kek
>>
>>147744823
That's the reason they're only doing one at a time. Apparently they might go to more than one in the future.
>>
Is quick match just for stomping people with stacks now?

if I play solo I end up against/with nothing but 5man groups.
>>
>>147744861
Some people just sit on currency anyway. It would slightly lower first day picking her, and then the second day there would already be people who tried her when everyone has access.

While releasing multiple new heroes like >>147744907
suggested could cut down on picking, then people would have to wait for both to be available.
>>
>>147744910
I guess if Genji and Hanzo will ever meet Mei their ears will start to bleed
>>
>>147744783
Danny Trejo as Reaper
Jeff Bridges as Reinhardt
>>
>>147745050
>>147745012
Snipers are fucking cancer
>>
>>147745012
>Ubisoft makes one of the worst defender characters a fucking weeb ninja overlord badass fantasy fulfillment
>every fucking match has atleast 1 and usually more than that

Honestly Widow does what he does just way better, minus the ult.
>>
>>147744386
It would be a fucking insult since I expected her to actually play like that only to be let down.
>>
>>147744997
McCree's m1 completely resets before you can fire it again.
>>
Has there been any good Overcringe yet? Like, fat white guy deciding to get Pharah's eye tattoo?
>>
>>147744754
Nevermind, figured it out.
> As a result, our inaugural season will include approximately 1.5 months of play rather than the full 2.5 months, ending on August 18 across all platforms. The Fall 2016 season will then begin as scheduled following our standard two-week off-season break
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>>147745218
>Ubisoft
It's Deep Silver m8.
>>
>>147744783
hanzo should be that asian man from lost or Godfrey Gao
symmetra should be Deepika Padukone
>>
>>147745218
minus the ult?
you mean global wallhacks? one of the best ults in the game? do you not understand how big of an advantage this is?
>>
>>147745221
Hey at least we got conc jumps and almost no reloading.
>>
>>147744783
>Jackie Chan as Mei
nice
>>
What counters d.va cheese on defense sudden death?

Just had my team go all d.va except for me and we took it super easily, don't think I want to face it.
>>
>>147743357
She's a pretty tanky girl
>>
Does anyone in here ever group up or is this just a big shitposting ground?
>>
When Battleborn goes F2P, will you play it?
>>
>>147745397
Bastion
ironically enough a lot of meme comps can be countered by Bastion, but then the guys switch off the meme and youre down a man
>>
>>147745356
I know, I just wanted too much to be honest.
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Anyone have any cute/cute-lewd Phara wallpaper?

I'll dump the few I have, but I need more.
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>2/0 in KOTH
>enemy team picks double zarya
>2/3 loss
Wow!
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>>147745145
>I end up against/with nothing but 5man groups.
how do you know
>>
>>147745351
I think he's saying is that the ult is the only thing that differentiates their roles.
>>
>>147745510
I'd group with you but you'd probably call me shit and make me cry.
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>>147745527
>will u play a moba with korean mmo asthetics?

god no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FElmjlzdSSM
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>>147745036
IQ. Valk has become an almost must pick Operator, and the amount of intel she provides is crazy. People actually pick IQ now to counter Valk.

>>147745103
>not wanting your video game to play like a whole new game on some levels for the price of free
>>
>>147745510
>wanting to group with memers and belligerents
>>
>>147745529

Do you really have time to switch to bastion though? Someone either needs to die or run back to spawn really quick if you want to have enough time to do it. It was on volskaya so i don't think anyone had enough time to switch, and we won against the single bastion they had anyway.
>>
>>147745590
that doesn't look anything like Pharah

0/10
>>
>>147745425
>>147743357
>>147743265
Why isn't there a comic of 76 and Zarya doing that scene?
>>
>>147745649
Nah I'm pretty nice. But if you're actually shit I would probably avoid doing ranked with you.
>>147745685
The solo queue nightmare is enough to make any man desperate.
>>
>>147745527
i tried playing that at a friends house but i got a headache due to the sheer amount of low quality shit they've managed to fit in the game, so no
evolve looks neat though
>>
So what about that esl tournament?
>>
>>147745717
>76
>not Reaper
>>
>>147739584

No.

t. Blizzard
>>
>>147745218
>Honestly Widow does what he does just way better, minus the ult.
That's pretty convenient, since only retards try to perform Widow's role with Hanzo
>>
>>147745351
Global wall hacks are amazeballs, but it doesn't clear out an objective the way Hanzo's does.

The point is in a punch for punch capacity, she does everything Hanzo does, but better, with the exception of a different ultimate.
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Say something nice about Mrs. Lacroix
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How to git gud with concussive jumps?
>>
Why does Mei need more than 200 HP?
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>Gibraltar
>playing Mercy
>match is going pretty decently, but the enemy Roadhog has put a fucking fatwa on me and sends his hook through hyperspace to get me
>seriously it went through Reinhardt and got me
>later on in the match, holding them pretty well on the second-last point inside the hangar
>defending their push, I ress some dudes
>COME HERE mid-res
>prepare myself for death
>nothing happens
>Roadhog disappears into the distance in Reinhardts big, bear arms

I feel love for Reinhardts everywhere
>>
No hero limit is becoming a huge fucking problem in competitive.

In the last 5 matches I've seen:
3 DVa
2-3 Pharah
2 Roadhog
2 Tracer

shit is just not fun to play against at all.
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>go against team full of Tracers
I've never felt so aggravated and butt-blasted before this
>>
>tfw a 4chan fuccboi group will never win a bunch of overwatch tournaments causing normies to get mad seagull isn't winning
>>
>>147745873
She's purple.
>>
>>147744783
uma thurman as gengu
>>
>>147745873
She's cute.
>>
>>147745873
She has nice shoes.
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>>147745885
It'd make her bad at close range, which is the one thing she's supposed to be good at
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>lose two rounds in a row
>ask the Hanzo to switch
>"no fuck off"
>ask him nicely again
>"i told u fuck off"
>only time I see him in the kill feed is when he's on the right side of a red name
Whenever I have a Hanzo on my team, I instantly know its going to be a forced 50 lost game.
>>
>>147745943
Go all Roadhog and stand on the objective pressing E occasionally. Should be the easiest win as long as it's not KoTH.
>>
>>147744836
hog's ult and mcree's hammer
>>
>>147745943
>pick pharah
>blow up 3.45 tracers per rocket
>>
>>147745943

I'm actually not sure if a team of full winston would do decently against that or not. 1v1 Tracer can easily win but can you really kite 6 gorillas at once?
>>
mei players deserve to watch their families be tortured and executed in front of them
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>>147745873
Would fug
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>>147745934
How is 3 D.Va problematic in any way?
>>
>>147746152
You have to let it go.
>>
>>147744757
ranked is fucking retarded

>shitters wind up with rank 60 after placement because all they faced were other shitters
>mmr puts you on a team with literal level 32 genji and mei mains
>nobody can play solo queue without getting a bunch of shitter mains

and if you get quitters it only gets worse
>>
>>147745630
I ask them in the chat
>>
>>147745975
>tfw anon didn't realize how retarded his post would be because he didn't know seagull's team rarely wins anyway
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>>147746182
>he hasn't see the D.va point defense program
>>
>>147746182
If they are coordinated there is only 1 second downtime on their Defense Matrix. So they stand together and absorb all damage coming at them for 9 out of 10 seconds.
>>
>>147746081
>Hanamura defence
>play Torb
>enemy Hanzo sneaks through the hole, trying to headshot me, wiggles around like a spastic. >aim at the centre of his wiggle range
>take him out with three headshots wile my turret is shredding through his team just below him
I love to make attack hanzos cry
>>
>>147746182
http://plays.tv/video/577d6e928394b38641
>>
>>147745975
>ragtag group of neckbeards spearheaded by a brazilian furry
>>147746182
>>147746278
>>147746323
not to mention if they're defending something like the last point on hanamura, they can contest the spot pretty much constantly
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>>147745873
she has a nice tattoo

she's a mind break fetishist's dream come true
>>
>>147746323
>So they stand together and absorb all damage coming at them
From one direction.
>>
>Maybe I'll try playing Genji
>Winston and Torb are on the other team
I want to play the cyber ninja but I want to at least PRETEND I'm contributing.
>>
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IS THIS EZ MODE???
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Anyone got similar ones? Funny ones too.
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>>147746421
>neutral face is zoned out
>>
>>147745873
Mind break is my fetish.
So is purification
>>
>>147746263
what does actual wins have to do with normie perception of how good seagull is??
>>
>>147746456
>implying it's not a fucking cone effect
Yeah if you're retarded.
>>
>>147746182
Dva spam for objective used to be the overtime hero of choice for contesting infinitely due to high hp, defense matrix, "2 lives", etc. Good players realized tracer spam was faster, could contest longer and actually kill enemies and now switch to tracer at end of rounds. But dva is still quite good at giving your team time to zerg back on defense if you have enough of them. Their ult 2 or 3 times in a row can also keep the point clear and give time to kill enemies as they scatter.
>>
>>147746497
>watching retards with no life play shitty video games
>2016

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>
>>147746463
Doesn't genji do really well against torbjorn? Your LMB doesn't have any damage dropoff so you can spam it at turrets from range, and use reflect to finish them off.
>>
>>
>>147746182
>>147746379
and from the recieving end
https://www.twitch
.tv/ster/v/76590824?t=03h45m41s
>>
>>147746497
D.Va stalling bois
>>
>>147746594
Does it cover her back?
>>
>>147746456
>not having 3 reinhardt form an unstoppable testudo and/or rotating shields
>not having a lucio keeping them healed
>not having a mei in the back freezing fuccboi's who get close
>not having a torbjorn have a turret on the payload acting as semi DPS and a vending machine for armor

TRY AND STOP THIS FUCKING PAYLOAD FRIEND
>>
>>147746497
>dva is shit to extend overtime with guise I swear
-fucking retard I argued with earlier today
>>
>>147746721
Son you turn your head, it an't fucking hard.
>>
>>147746585
Why are you so fixated on seagull?
>>
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>>147741420
Pharah keeps flying into my Torb shotgun trying to fly around the back left corner in front of defender's spawn. You'd figure after a time or two she'd get the hint that I'm expecting her and waiting to collect her's and Mercy's scrap.
>>
>>147744997
if you hold down m1 with mccree each bullet goes in exact same spot

the kick from each shot is purely cosmetic
>>
>>147746673
>no bowser eyebrows
>no lean muscles
>skin tone is red not ashy
not in the spirit of the character, just cosplay
>>
>attack Numbani
>enemy is 5 winston and a lucio
how the fuck do you counter this. a reaper wouldn't survive long enough to kill a winston and if you try to burst them down lucio just presses E. Getting the Lucio is impossible with 5 Winstons around.
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>>147745590
well these

>>147742614
>
can easily be turned into wallpapers
>>
The hero you think you're good at that most people are mediocre at best with

>Winston
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>full premade vs randoms
TOP NOTCH MATCHMAKING
>>
>fan at 60% in the MAIN MENU
the fuck are you doing blizzard
why is the main menu so demanding
the MAIN MENU is more demanding than the game itself
>>
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Guess how this match went down
>>
>>147746691

why is ster's stream best when he's tilting and about to break?
>>
>>147745873
Is it true she laments for her husband when she's ressed by Mercy?
>>
>>147746948
5 D.Vas 1 Lucio or even 3 D.Vas 2 Lucios
>>
>>147746997
Pharah
>>
>you will never lick her toned abs
>>
>>
>>147747036
rein + bastion to victory, right?
>>
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Who is a cute little Pharah kitty?
>>
>>147746948
bastions that can track
pharahs
junkrats
roadhogs
zaryas
>>
>>147746669
Torbs turret has insane range, if it's placed anywhere sensible you wont be able to take some shots at it without taking damage yourself. It also takes 4 shots to kill and it doesn't have enough dps for your reflect to do much other than bring it down to 2/3 shots to finish off.

That doesn't even account for the Torb babysitting his turret or a surprise MOLTEN CORE when it's about to die.
>>
>>147747176
my dick. please take care of it mercy
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>>147747081
Don't know about that, but I did hear her once ask why is she still alive after being revived.
Widow had a hard life.
>>
>>
>>147747053
because some people are better when they're suffering
ster is one of those people
>>
Why the fuck does anybody want stopwatch?

The meta would be garbage. Offensive teams would be built to capture the points as fast as possible, so shit like Lucio would be mandatory. Defense teams would give up on actually defending and instead try to stall for as long as possible with shit like D.Va and Tracer.

Plus it would clash heavily with overtime, and the removal of overtime would shit up a bunch of things. If you have 90 seconds left but it would take 2 minutes to push the payload to the finish, there'd be no motivation to push.
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>>147747114
>from Egypt
>cameltoe
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>>147747176
Or is it a Mercy kitty?
>>
>>147747312
what the fuck is stopwatch?
>>
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>>147747267
pop your head out of cover, lmb
pop back in, repeat
>insane range
genji's ninja stars have infinite range, no damage drop-off, and zero spread

also, reflect
>surprise molten core
that's on you
>>
>peope making fun of a shitty potg when they lost
>not realizing that the fact that they lost makes them that much worse
>>
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>>147746925
so are all those others
>>147746872
>>147747135
remind sme of those fashion tips
where they take clothing which fits a heroes colorscheme and- that's pretty much it
>>
>>147745845
The problem with Reaper is that he can take on Zarya in a 1v1.
>>
>>147746182
It absolutely is not. Those retards are amalgaming problems and can't realise the current Overtime mechanism is shit.
>>
>>147747348
A ruleset where the offensive team that captures the final faster wins.

Basically for games that give up on making a balanced attack/defense system.
>>
>The only two clear villainous people in the game are a kidnapped and mind-controlled widow and a jilted ex-Overwatch agent whose best friend is Captain America

They'll introduce a really big bad guy eventually, like the head of Talon, and Reaper and Widowmaker will become good guys near the end of the game's lore cycle. Mark my words.
>>
>>147747386
thats great but their dps is too low
>>
>Winston ults
>Charge him as Reinhardt
>The word PINNED shows on my screen
>He still kills me

?
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>>147747013
>leave the game
>they barely rank up
>>
>>147747176
>>147747345
this is starting to become RinaCat levels of autism.
>>
>>147747267
Widowmaker. There is always a way to take out at least one turret from a safe distance.
>>
BATTLE MERCY IS ACTUALLY A LOT OF FUN ITS SAD SO MANY PLAY HER LIKE A COCKSUCKER
>>
>>147746957
Oh yh, I forgot about those. Thanks
>>
>>147747289
She does? Why no one ever records that shit?
>>
>>147746492
I need mei and junkrat in my life
>>
>>147747523
(you)
>>
>>147747485
It isn't an insta-kill on tanks you know, wouldnt have killed him even if he wasnt ulted.
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So, how intense would it be to cuddle with her in bed?
>>
>>147744417
what's an aimpunch?
>>
>>147747457
What system would be fairer than stopwatch on one-sided maps/gamemodes like payload in your opinion?
>>
>>147747386
>pop back in, repeat
It still takes time to shoot your 3 stars, by that time the turret will have shot you and alerted people of your presence

>infinite range
Like I said, if the turret is anywhere sensible you'll always be within its range, the maps aren't that large and open.
>>
>>147747465
it's a turret
it isn't going anywhere
it also can't follow you behind cover
>>
>>147747437
>23
>>
>>147744783
lol am i supposed to know any of these fags on the picture? holy shit you fucking subhumans
>>
>>147747576
Wasn't expecting a kill, but it should've stunned him, shouldn't it?
>>
>>147747559
sorry meant for >>147747496
>>
Am I in some sort of penalty box or something?
I`m trying to play support. Zenyatta is my first choose. Mercy is my second. Playing quick play gives me 8 loses out of 10 games.
Yes, I can admit, I`m not the mvp, but why things like that?
>>
>>147747312
That's the nature of playing competitively, you would play to the meta. Lucio is already pretty mandatory and defense teams only switch to cheesy stall shit with D.Va and Tracer on the last point because those heroes are garbage for an actual united defense.

And why would it clash with Overtime? If you still manage to capture the point, you still win if you stop the other time from capturing it at all.
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>>147747595

She'd be really shy at first and afraid of close contact
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>>147747496

What is RinaCat? Please enlighten me.
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>>147747459
Doomfist is this universe's Thanos.
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>>147747459
the edgelord will never be good.
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>>147747576
>>147747659

To clarify: I died pretty much as soon as PINNED flashed, dude should've gotten stunned and shouldn't be able to punch me with his monkey arms
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BASTION IS VIABLE ON ATTACKING THE FIRST POINT OF KING'S ROW
STOP LAUGHING
IT ACTUALLY WORKS
STOP LAUGHING, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
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>>147747765
>rule 63 roadhogs that aren't huge and plump
trash
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>>147747753
She would eventually become the big spoon tho.
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>>147747459
>forgetting cooperate green lantern that hates freedom and best boy lucio
being rented to overwatch does not make this a good person
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what even counters a reaper?
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>>147747459
>the villains reform
how cliche
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>>147747595
Amazingly comfy
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>>147747765
what is even the point of roadhog if he isn't a giant blob of fat?
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>>147747024
you say that like it's a bad thing.

>Tweak graphics settings
>Don't have to jump into a match to see how big a shit your GPU takes.
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How bad are my hero picks and how am I doing so far?
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>>147747901
So it's perfect and probably going to happen in Overwatch.
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Alright I'm getting fed up with le tricky hook man's hitbox. The thing is fucking stupid huge and I think I've been hooked straight through walls more often that I have in the open.
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>>147747753
>gremlin growing up
>ever
no
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>>147747459

Blizzard said one of the heroes would die and be replaced by a clone gameplay-wise

76 is going to die and Reyes will replace him as the new 76.
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>>147747625
I don't know, but there's surely a less shitty option than stopwatch.

I would even be fine with ties where each team gains skill rating, but half as much as they would have for a win. A draw system is their current plan for season 2, I just hope they don't fuck it up and make it give no rating.

Alternatively they could balance the damn game so attackers don't win most of the time. Fixing the fact that most defense heroes are garbage may be a good start.
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>tfw your Reinhardt is bad and just charges into 6 enemies and dies
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>>147747802
Must have been a lag problem, it should have stunned him yes as far as i know.
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>>147747879
holy shit get a trip so I can filter you
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>>147747978
is that a heavy rain reference
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>>147747892
a mine
no, it's surprisingly effective
also a hook
>last time as Roadhog
>always hook the Reaper before he can finish his DIE DIE DIE. ult
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>>147744883
Surefour is the only guy people outside of c9 want to play with and find a cool dude. Everyone else on c9 is so much of a cunt (especially reaver) that no one will play with them.
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>>147748030
If he doesn't die immediately and actually manages to keep the enemy occupied, that's not a bad thing.

If your team just lets the enemy focus him down for a dozen seconds, then you're bad and you should feel bad and your team is shit and they should feel bad too.
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>>147747765
>RoadPussy

Nice.
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>>147747883
>implying corporate Green Lantern, who went out of her way to only knock out people and legitimately thinks she's just helping impoverished people, but being taken advantage of by her mustache-twirling bosses, is a clear bad guy

I bet she'll reform in the lore when S76 gets in her face about all the problems Lumerico is causing street-level with some stupid overtly evil stuff she doesn't know about.
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>>147747765
r63 Roadhog voiced by Laura Bailey when?
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>>147747923
>its art

What is the point of sticking a toilet inside a wall and sell it for 100k bucks?

Guess everybody has a slightly different sense of beauty.
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>Call hanzo main friend terrible at game
>Calls me terrible in return
>Make a $50 bet that I can get an end game card before him playing attack bastion
>He accepts bet
>Go pure recon mode and we some how win
>Card for 11 Eliminations, 11 Recon Kills
EASIEST 50 I'VE EVER MADE
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>>147748040
no
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>>147748051
no its a scooby doo reference
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>>147747967
Thought the same thing desu. Edgelord and Widow will eventually redeem themselves (Reaper probably sacrifices himself)
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>>147748051
X to ___

GEE I WONDER
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>>147747892
seeing him and shooting him before he gets in range
even if he ghosts keeping him out of fights is just the same as killing him
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>>147742992
UUUU
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>>147748051
It's actually from MGSV
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>>147743784
I think I threw up a little...
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Rate me
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>>147743361
its a lolbab
lolbabs make up 100% of allchatters and about 40% of this general
>>
>>
>had it since launch
>only rank 25
I should play more.
>>
So why are the heroes of Overwatch fighting each other?
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>>147748138
This is literally every game for me

>Moving with payload with my shield up
>Teammates shooting and getting killed literally anywhere but behind my shield
>Enemy just slowly whittles me down or just runs around me while our Hanzo switches to D.VA and keeps diving into the team without even her ult up.
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>>147748376
money
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>>147747937
>quickplay
who fucking cares? kill yourself, here is your (you)
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>>147748138
>your team should protect rein
if that's the case then don't put your shield up at a choke point only to charge as soon as everyone is grouped up and doing actual work
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>>147744063
>Me and my team are so shit we can't deal with a meme comp
git gud
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>"competitive e-sport"
>20 tick servers

how blizzard can get away with this?
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>>147748138
>If you charge in as Reinhardt (vs 6 players), without hitting anybody and/or having your ult ready and/or protecting you healer, then your bad.

It's a fact bro. It means you are bad and you should probably uninstall the game.
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END THE PAIN
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>>147748376
They set aside their differences because they hate the blue team above all
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Mercy
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>>147748376
for the entertainment of their overlords
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>>147748376
Why are the heroes able to duplicate themselves
Why are the heroes able to not die
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>>147748315
gay
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>>147742213
>doing payload as rein
>enemy team flanks, our team runs off after them
>I stay on the payload which was 10m away from the final objective
>victory
I don't get people sometimes
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>>147748163
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Symmetra/Quotes#Kills
she thinks killing lucio is justified punishment for theft and cultural revolution

implied moral dilemma or not she is compassionless, and when lucio is named the spirit of the setting that equates to evil
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>>147748376
Mercy made them immortal and now they kill each other for fun
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>>147748376
to get their australium weapons
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>>147748352
>Friend gets game at launch
>I get game like 3 weeks after release
>we finally get to play together like 2-3 weeks after that
>I'm level 44, he's level 13
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>>147748352
Don't do this to yourself, Anon. There's more to life than this rage-filling game.
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>>147743705
Aiming is overrated
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>>147748376
For our morbid entertainment.
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>>147745672
Didn't realise she had such a nice ass too, fellow Siege brother
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>>147748483
>Foreskindemon
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>>147748315
get a life u nerd/10
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I'm going to fuck Mei
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have you gotten your daily load of JUSTICE, spewed on you yet, /owg/?
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>>147748672
how?
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>>147748570
I wouldn't begrudge my team at all for that if they distracted the enemy away from the objective.
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>>147748693
Hook, line and sinker.
*heavy breathing*
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>tfw allied torb just utterly wrecks face on hollywood attack
Snarf, if you're reading this, good god man.
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>>147748376
Winston was bored and decided to host roman Colosseum like fights followed by roman style orgies
>>
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>>147747459
Head of Talon will be behind the radical shift in Omnic programming that caused the Omnic wars.

Head of Talon will be the real reason behind the giant nuclear explosion in Australia that destroyed the Omnic settlement and irradiated the shit out of the Outback. Roadhog will want vengeance and join good guys. Junkrat has already tried going straight before and he'll try again, but blowing stuff up is part of the deal this time.

Head of Talon will reveal that Lumerico is just a proxy corporation for Talon and he's using them to plant dumb evil machines, the giant glass pyramids, in cities all over the place to control the populace in some way. Symmetra will realize that it isn't what she signed up for and join Overwatch to make up for what she's help do.
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>>147748217
just answer yes or no next time you're not worth the sarcasm desu neko chan
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>>147744349
stop playing shit heroes, your teammates have every right to flame you
post rank/playtimes
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>>147748607
I love the game but there are so many other games I've been playing too, and this game is so fucking frustrating.
>>147748616
Thats one of the reasons I don't play it all the time, I forced my self to get to 25 just to try competitive only to lose my first two games because two guys on my team got into a fight and one refused to stand on the point to stop a cap, and next round my team was never entering the point and i was forced to go in alone.
I've never gotten this angry at a game.
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Option to opt out of backfilling and KOTH maps fucking when?
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>>147748453
Players want it to be an e-sport? I don't know. I imagine Jeff and the others just wanted a fun fps you can sit down and play a few matches of with friends and figured just throwing in a competitive mode would satisfy the tryhards.

Same shit with Hearthstone. They just wanted to make a random as fuck card game with Warcraft characters but spergs wanted coin flipping to be a """"legitimate""" esport.
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>>147748819
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>>147748672
No, you are not.
Bitch.
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>>147748697
The core aboard the Event Horizon.
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>>147748693
my pharah ults are fucking terrible, usually take out a single heal or tank.
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Can someone show me how the Touchdown intro looks with one of the mecha skins?
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>>147748693
I knocked a Lucio into the pit on Ilos with a concussion rocket and he died this morning.
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>>147742213
>playing on hollywood attack
>get killed from capturing point and they're beginning to do payload
>team is pushing up and they push the enemy team back
>payload is still sitting at the beginning untouched
>"woops XD"
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>>147748853
>opt out of KOTH maps

But where would I play Tracer then?
>>
nothing more fun than having people mad because you won't stop playing windowmaker
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>>147748825
That sounds incredibly contrived and retarded.
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>>147747435

Potg iz bullshit though. 9 times out of ten it's a rip tire. They should somehow reduce the number of ult potgs. I'd like to see some sick skills an kills, even if they're against me, rather than watch a tire, or reaper dropping off a ledge and hitting the ultimate button.
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>>147747929
>what is target practice
>what is ai match
>what is loading up an empty map

how the fuck is it a GOOD thing to have the game on idle demand so much from your system? that's retarded man
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>>147748376
to give Blizzard money. all of the battles we fight in-game are non-canon shitfests.
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So if you D.Va ult, can you hide behind an enemy barrier?
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>>147748876
>characters with hair up by default with their hair down
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>>147748825
Knowing Blizz thats propably pretty much how it will go down, including a widow redemption story and a reaper realising his errors at the moment of his death
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>>147748834
no

fuck you learn more memes by heart you fucking nigger
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>>147748896
Mei will be fucking you, in your eye sockets, if you use the Event Horizon drive dude.

She will shove her gun up your ass and freeze your digestive track
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>>147748876
Mah girl is not into other girls.
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>>147749000
are you at least somewhat good?
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When does overwatch get fun?
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The problem with this game isn't hero stacking but the contesting mechanic.

Whoever has more people on a point should cap it and overtime should not reset to max every time you touch the point.
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>>147747618
when you get hit your view shakes

as in your aim gets punched
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>giant meka
>500 armor
>dies faster than roadhog with 600

whats the deal with that
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>>147749098
GOOD
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>>147749143
critbox bigger than the hitbox of tracer
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>>147749143
Critical hit boxes
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>>147749143
5 damage reduction doesn't help when all damage against you is doubled.
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>>147749113
When you get friends or get drunk. Preferably both
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>>147749143
Critbox bigger than yo momma
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>>147748693

>Pharah ults but doesn't kill me first
>put shield on a teammate and myself
>lob a grenade right into her then zap her to finish her off

why do they always ult so close to the ground
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>>147749143
bootleg north korean meka
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>>147748574
>Implying that her approach is actually doing good for the people
>compassionless

Nah. She thinks she needs to break a few eggs to make an omelette. If she needs to suppress a few liberties to bring a better life to people, she'll do it. She wouldn't go out of her way to only knock people out when sabotaging a rival company if she was actually compassionless.
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>>147749143
fat > steel
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>>147749113
When you click the Overwatch tag in rule34hentai.
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>>147749082
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>>147748769
I feel weird when I play Roadhog
I feel like the guy from Hey Arnold who stalks that blonde girl
>My ULT is up!
>*heavy breathing behind you and a chortled laugh*
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>>147749113
when you gather friends that are good to play with
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>>147748376
if you wanted a story, you should probably just sit down and write one for yourself.
Then probably sell it, cause if it's good it'll be like hot cakes of hot waifus.... HOTCAKES
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>>147749103
Pharah is cute.CUTE!
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>>147749008
>contrived and retarded
>for Blizzard's trope-a-palooza Saturday morning cartoon story

No shit.
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>>147749272
Like taking candy from a baby.
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>just got deranked from 61 to 55
>first loss was really close, lost in sudden death because we were defending
>queue again
>get a Genji main on my team
>check his stats with Genji
>35% winrate and a below 1 KD
>we lose
>left three games after that one because they had Genji insta-lockers and I was tilted
That was probably a bad idea, desu famalam
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>>147749272
Brainy, Helga's stalker.
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>>147748376
Because Fuck The Red Team
There's no lore to the game. Most popular theory it's just some simulator
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If I shoot at zarya and would head shot her but her barrier is up, is the charge she gains based off the base or head shot damage?
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Still best girl tbqh phams.
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>>147746232

This happened to me in placement as well: fuckloads of level 25 players, triple hanzo games, dps Reinhardt, a full suite of bullshit, I only got literally 3 games where the picks weren't retarded, ended up with 51 rank after going 4-10. I assumed it meant I was shit, so I was being put with shitters, what the fuck went on?
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>>147739750
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>>147749496
Barrier doesn't allow headshots.
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>>147749496

Base, barrier doesn't take critical hits
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>Attacking Numbani
>figure a friend and I will go double Winston and stick together shocking everything
>two other guys go winston too
>We push the cart all the way to the final curve before the last point
>and the enmy team counters with three roadhogs a zenyatta and a mercy
>they never had a sixth man

We couldn't do anything to them, we even had half of us jump in on their mercy and zen, all drop our barriers and it was all we could do to just kill one of their squishies before we started dying.

It was pretty fun.
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>>147748825
Lumerico pyramids will be big mind control machines that cause people to go into a frenzy, the human version of the Omnic programming shift. It'll resolve all the I DO NOT TRUST YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE ROBOT bad blood because they'll see that humans are also susceptible to it, and Symmetra will have a NOT MUH ORDER crisis because she's helped create anarchy.
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>>147748420
You should look at it more as an opportunity for you to shoot people in the back of the head. It helps me think those Reins are less idiotic
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>Zayra's shield up
>everyone shoots her
>shield goes down
>everyone runs
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>>147748483
>DICKEATER
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>People who pick Hanzo while on Offense
>People who pick Hanzo ever

WHY
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Why is it so fucking difficult for people to admit that the enemy team is better than them?

Why is it everybody's kneejerk reaction to go into full damage control mode and try to make it seem like they were 0% responsible for losing?

Why are people so eager to blame ANYTHING but themselves? Fucking swallow your pride and get over it, you can't expect to win every game.

Besides, think positively for a change: Every win or loss is one step closer to getting to the MMR you're supposed to be at, so if you lose enough times, you'll eventually get to a point where you can consistently win again :^)
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>>147748693
yes anon, it's raining justice
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>>147749354
Pharah is for rough snuggling and tender loving.
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Literally 20 Tick Lottery, the character.
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>>147748412
>pushing and defending objective alone while teammates are basically full-time professional corpses
>stunning the 4-6 players with your ulti and wrecking them alone while your team is spending their time dead
>realizing your amazing play just ends up with the enemy spawning and running for the objective and over-running you because you're still alone there
>blocking a chokepoint for your team, but nobody uses the shield as a cover to shoot the enemy turrets/bastion/anything
>fight the entire enemy team alone at the cap point for ages and all your teammates do is come in and die
>your team has no support while the enemy has an amazing mercy/lucio
>your tracer/genji/hanzo/widow doesn't shoot the enemy supports ever
>have to focus on killing the supports as reinhardt
>have to focus on killing any turrets as reinhardt because everyone else ignores them

I don't even know why I like playing Reinhardt. Most of the matches I play as Reinhardt are like this.

I'm amazed I've managed to keep my winrate above 55% with him.
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>>147748825
>ead of Talon will be the real reason behind the giant nuclear explosion in Australia that destroyed the Omnic settlement
except the ALF did that themselves. Roadhog was literally there doing it.
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>>147749427
>caring about your rank
>in a game with such a broken ranking system that genji instalockers have a rating above 10
>>
Can some sexy nsfw webms get posted? :)
>>
What's the 'gud' cap for comp rank?
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>murdering mei at close range

lmao @ mei players
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>>147749720
just dont ever stand in front of him xd
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>>147749503
>tfw can't decide if her or pharah is my favorite
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>el dorado offense
>2 symmetras and a bastion
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>>147749720
>Hook allegedly has 21 meters of range
>Phara's rocket jump allegedly boosts you 20 meters upwards, plus jetpack hover
>Still get hooked out of the sky all day every day
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>>147749640
Facing a Hanzo/Widow that is actually good is pretty terrifying

but most are just retards that want to shoot people in relative safety
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>>147749791
soloqueue = mid 60s
group = 70s
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>>147749720
>strafe left
>strafe right
>???
>never get hooked
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>>147749646
Actually trying to win a game and looking at the ways to improve and trying different things to play better are infinitely better than throwing up your hands, saying, "Well nothing we can do, they're just better than us!" and qutting.
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>tfw solo-queueing forever by myself

Do you maybe want to play with me, Anon? On EU?
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>>147749796
>eats ALL the headshots
You've got shit taste (or just shit luck) in skins, but this was pleasant to watch.
>>
>>147749889
Do you actually believe that?
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>>147749850
hover jets don't push you up very high.
also 21 > 20
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>>147749796
>that skin
Brings me back to my APB Reloaded days
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>>147749019
Whenever I get a potg as rein I wish I could get past the fact that it only means the rest of my team was borderline braindead
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>>147749907
>EU
More like PEEU!
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>>147749967
Yeah, when I run Roadhog against good people I can only hook them when they move predictably or get too close. You can sidestep and bait hooks.
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>>147749796
If that Mei player was worth a damn you would've been dead.
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>>147749969
most dont jump from ground level retard. you can boost off upper levels and still get hooked form top of arc
>>
a new video leaked:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPSsc5bmtz0
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>>147749969
>Plus jetpack hover
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>>147749646
There's a very clear line between the enemy team being better and your team being bad most of the time
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>>147749776
>Events continued to escalate until the rebels sabotaged the omnium's fusion core, resulting in an explosion that destroyed the facility, irradiated the region, and littered the Outback with twisted metal and wreckage for kilometers around.

>Mako watched as his home became an apocalyptic wasteland, and he was forever changed.

You really think that's airtight for dumbass lore inclusions where a mustache twirling villain couldn't say, "I was behind it!" Even if it was just manipulating players on both sides?
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>>147749796
>tries to freeze w/ m1 instead of attempting to land a m2 headshot
shit mei
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>>147749941
it's my only skin for her i got it at level 13

>>147750041
i know but good mei players are a rare thing
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>>147750060
>most don't jump[ from ground level
well that's just not true.
>>
> be level 140
> go on vacation literally the day competitive comes out
> scared to play ranked

Am I going to be stuck queuing with level 25 shitters or what?
>>
>>147749796
shit like this is why it's hard to take mccree seriously as a tracer counter

it doesn't matter how amazing mccrees *potential burst damage* is when you die before you can even see tracer

tracer's dps needs to be reduced to like 180 from 240, shit is just ridiculously good on unaware targets. not even genji can burst down a target in 1 second unless he gets at least 2 headshots
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>This isn't a reportable offence
Overtards?
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>>147749874
>tfw solo q ueue 69
yeah buddy
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>>147746997
Lucio. No really, I'm the best beatdropper ITT.
Also, >tfw hearing him shit talk Symmetra at the spawn
I thought you were supposed to be a positive ball of sunshine, lucio.
>>
>>147746534

>tfw I'm sometimes djprofessork, but also dankkush.

Recently, when there's the famous on my team I spend the last round standing next to them as mei, putting up walls in front of them whenever they draw the bowstring, then teabagging their corpses before I launch them with another Ice wall. Naturally I spam her irritating voice lines for maximum effect.

I fucking hate shit hanzos, which is all hanzo players, they're all awful. I don't even give the cunt shields when I play Symmetra. Fuck hanzo.
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>>147750116
>pharah will never bully you
>>
>>147749553
I'm not sure but I'm rank 57 and get a bunch of placement (-) teammates. I'm not losing too many matches and I'm usually getting medals so I have no idea how it works
I was placed at 59 and ran into a bunch of quitters. I'm not saying I should have won every game but I lost a fuckload of ranks just from people on my team quitting.

>1 person quits
>everyone else quits rather than fight an uphill battle and probably lose anyways
>lose a rank
>repeat
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>>147750147
>, shit is just ridiculously good on unaware targets
It's a good thing tracer makes a lot of goddamn noise then
>>
>>147749889
They have to be generous because of the different sizes of characters and shit but Roadhog's hook takes the fucking cake

I play Roadhog and even I am disgusted by this.
>>
This is how every single hybrid map goes
>hold off at the first point until the attacking team makes a single good push
>attackers then sit on the cart for 3 minutes
>at the last point fight for overtime for 8 minutes

good map design blizzard
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>>147744487
>>147744701
>>147745004
>>
>>147746997
Lucio, Symmetra, Zen, tracer, Genji
>>
>>147749907
whats your rank
>>
>>147750212
>you'll never mention her mom and make her break down into tears, then try to console her despite the fact that she was bullying you just seconds ago
>>
>>147750147
tracer shouldnt really be able to catch people off-guard
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>>147750198
>>
>>147750147
>shit is just ridiculously good on unaware targets
most things are. That's like Tracers entire role
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>double healer comps in QP
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>>147750212
>Pharah will never cup your dick in public and humiliate you by publically announcing that you have a small penis
>she will never force you to ejaculate by rubbing your dick through your pants while aboard a crowded subway
>you will never be forced to crawl around on your hands and knees through a crowded mall as she tugs on a leash attached to a collar around your neck, clearly annoyed at your slow pace
>>
>>147750374
>people trying to win in objective-based game
How dare they?
>>
>>147746721

I'd cover her back, if you know what I mean.

I mean with ejaculate.
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>>147749720
>hook someone
>hook clips inside a building
>hook someone to the inside wall of a house
the wierdest moments, it's almost lewd
>>
carrying teams while choosing out of meta characters
L O L
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>>147748028
>>
>>147750291
poor little white girl
>>
when will this game get a report/block function? I can't wait to remove 97% of the players off of my matchmaking lists
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>>147750348
Thanks!
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>>147749143
being fat in the overwatch universe grants you more hp than normal

see: tracer vs mei
>>
competitive mode made this game worse. if you go quickplay no one takes it seriously because 'lol it's just quickplay let's stack 6 hanzos XD' and if you go into competitive mode everyone is a hyper toxic cunt that flames teamchat every 5 seconds and acts like someone will shoot his fucking dog if they don't win.
>>
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>>147748376
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>>147750549
sounds like you need friends LMAO
>>
>>147750198
>>147750348
oh god that pic is beautiful
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>>147750116
Perfection
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>>147739750
>Egyptians were black
>>
>playing Roadhog at the start of Overwatch
>Really like how he plays, landing most of my hooks, like 70%+ every game, a couple where I didn't miss a single hook
>bully lots of enemies, and push people around
>playing Roadhog now
>can't seem to hook fucking anyone
>getting destroyed by the enemy team, even one on one.

I really don't understand the salt about him, if his hookwas really so overpowered and game breaking I'd like to think I'd be landing them a lot more often then I am.
>>
>>147750374
>guy picks Mercy
>on my main boy Lucio
>dont give a fuck about healing anyone and skate across the map forever

fuck off this is fun
>>
>>147750243
>>147750343
>>147750373
unaware targets, as in, targets that don't see tracer at that moment in time but know she's around
>>
>>147750147
don't you think that this is fun gameplay anon? she was only being healed by mercy...
>>
>>147739750
>we wuz kangs n queengs n shiet
>>
>mccree
>presses E
>fumbles to kill
>teabags after
ok?
>>
>>147750747
She also had 60% hp
>>
>>147750693
>i'm playing badly therefore the character isn't op

???
>>
>>147746997
I'm mediocre at best with everyone
>>
>>147750747
that's just the RNG spread doing the OW equivilent of triple pyroblast to face from yogg
>>
>>147750747
>dealing 480 dps to someone at 120 hp
>>
>>147750280
They placed the attacker/defender spawns weird on maps with more checkpoints. The defenders need to travel muh farther so theres a harder time stopping the payload until its about 50m from the end.
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>>147750481
>poor little white girl
Don't be fooled anon. She was planning this all along.
>>
>>147750824
more like 80%, the health bar only shows up after you've already done damage
>>
>play zenyatta
>a cool breeze touches me
>die

it must be an ego boost for everyone to get such an easy kill. i'd be mad if wasn't so fun to play though
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>dropped 5 ranks because people kept leaving

Why Blizzard?
>>
>>147750832
I'm saying tone down your hyperbole, the way you pour your salt you make it sound like it is literally impossible to miss a hook.
>>
playing like an annoying cunt actually makes me play better
>>
>>147748315
weeb
>>
>no pharah to bully you while mercy eggs her on
>>
>>147750954
They're giving him a health boost to 200, and buffing his ult, and discord to effect the enemy instantly.
>>
>>147750824
>You only killed her because she had 60% hp
>88% of her health was done in the elim tracker
>>
>>147750632
they're dark-skinned.
>>
is it too late to do placement matches?

I avoided competitive because of all the horror stories around here but it seems like a good bulk of its issues have been hotfixed
>>
>>147751060
Doesn't that include whatever mercy healed?
>>
>>147750921
>pic

They are like 5 years apart at most
>>
>>147750291
mercys nose is huge in this pic
>>
>>147750954
>play Zenyatta
>enemy team has a tracer
>play something other than Zenyatta.

>>147751049
[citation needed]
>>
>>147751049
You got a source on this?
>>
Is there anything more cancerous than double Zarya?
t. just stomped in a comp game with double Zarya
>>
>Anubis
>Leave Game
>Volskoya
>Leave Game
>Hanamura
>Leave Game

huh, suddenly the game is a lot more enjoyable
>>
>>147751004
i'm amazed they didn't hotfix this shit isntantly

what are they even doing, it's like they just gave up on this entire "season"
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>>147750291

That mistake was really bothering me, so I fixed it
>>
>>147750747
Nearly all of those shots were headshots yet you were aiming at her upper chest.
What the fuck.
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>Pharah's mom might be hotter than Pharah when Sombra is released

Imagine the SFM and fan art with incest...
>>
>>147751146
double anything is pure cancer
>>
>>147751194
>>147751004
>people actually think this game will be an esport
>>
>>147751146
any amount of tracer
>>
>>147751017
how are you an annoying cunt?
>>
>>147751261
what's the difference
>>
>>147750701
>someone picks Mercy after I instalock Lucio
>sit on speed boost and practice being battletoad
https://youtu.be/qytdp4obq9g
>>
>>147751272
Assuming it's her mom, you think they'll have a skin that shows off her face?
>>
why don't any stats site update instantly anymore?
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>Ryūjin no ken o......AUGGGHH
>>
>>147751146
Tracer rush where they can all actually aim.

Also, OW has had hero-stacking fucking up the game's balance since day one. Double-orb stacking, the classic KOTH cancer comp, double McCree, double Winston, etc. No hero limits is horrid for competitive and makes the game look like a farce.
>>
>>147751264
the headshot hitmarker lasts for a while which means that if you get some headshots with tracer coupled with bodyshots you just see the crit marker
>>
>>147751119
It probably does, but the point is that Tracer still did 88% of her health in 1 second from that range. And the conversation seemed to be revolving around "but she can only do that kind of damage if she's point blank and catches you off-guard," when that Tracer just walked around a corner in front of the Pharah not even that close, zapped her, and moved on.
>>
quickplay is such a mess jesus, the skill difference is massive as fuck
>>
>>147751331
Her fucking nose.
>>
>>147751415
Blizzard probably limited the API
>>
>>147751389
Maybe an alternate skin like everyone else has.
>>
>>147749993

That may or may not be the case, but it's still more interesting for everyone to watch reindeer go ham on several motherfuckers, then catapult himself and his final victim over a cliff, or whatever, than it is to see torbjorn hammering his turret, yelling RACE WAAAAAAR and then hammering his turret even faster.
>>
>>147751389
I hope not, to both it being pharah's mom and to having a skin showing their face.
>>
>>147751389
she's a face-amputee
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>KOTH starts
>we have a Lucio so I don't pick him
>we're winning
>suddenly game turns on it's head
>we lose the round
>realize he's changed to Mei
>pick Lucio myself
>he also goes back to Lucio
>wtf
>change to Zarya and let him go Lucio
>check team literally 10 seconds in to the next round
>he's switched off Lucio to Bastion
What the fuck man
>>
>>147751572
oh wow fuck can't unsee
>>
>>147751592
Maybe one of her legendaries like with S76 or just keep it covered like in all of Roadhog's.
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Shoulder I bother with the Origins edition?
The only skin I'd want is Young Dad
>>
>>147751692
>not picking 2 lucios

stupid
>>
>>147751730
If skins make you happy
>>
>>147751692
you sure you werent matched up with Maebbie?
>>
>>147751730
how is this a question to ask other people?

Do you want to pay an extra twenty dollars for something that you won't even see for most of the time you play the game?

If you can't make this decision by yourself you probably shouldn't be allowed to even carry money.
>>
>>147751264
are you dumb or something
>>
it dawned on me
people always blame the fun characters because they force themselves to play the boring ones
>>
>>147751880
I blame Zarya and Roadhog for all my troubles and they are in no way fun
>>
>>147751884

New thread.
>>
>>147751963
>have taste this shitty
>>
>make fun enjoyable game
>release competitive which people have been waiting for
>keep the servers 20 tic despite being a 10 BILLION dollar company
>huge gamebreaking glitches and bugs, varying from being able to hide in walls, hide turrets in walls, crash games, have no recoil on soldier etc
>have bullshit as fuck coin flip wins/losses where attack is clearly fucking broken because you can just pick mass tracers/winston and basically never lose because of how overtime is fucked up
>make a ranking system that is so squished and fucked up that a rank 55 is absolute trash compared to rank 60 yet the difference is like 3 hours of playing and getting lucky/unlucky
and worst of all
>WAIT UNTIL NEXT SEASON TO FIX IT
>3 MONTHS


What the FUCK are blizzard doing
>>
>>147751730
it's twenty bucks for some mostly bad skins and useless shit in other blizz games

overgrown and tracer's skin are good but it still isn't worth it imo

but it's your fucking money
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>>147749143
Critbox ruins D.Va.

>mfw I consistently solo D.Va's mech as Lucio on a regular basis and outdamage her 10 to 1 without the passive healing
The free Ult charge is nice but it hurts my soul since she's my favorite tank to play as.
>>
>>147747345
>>147747176
So Phara and Mercy play with each others "cats."
>>
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>Playing Roadhog
>Kill Pharah/Mercy team
>See Hanzo with Teabag spray on wall looking down at the payload full of people
>Fires his ult
>I hook him and crush his shit
>his ult kills 1 person
>I get PotG
>Get mail calling me a 'noob faggot' for ranking with Streetmeat

Why is hate mail so, so, satisfying?
>>
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>ebin 40 hour genji pro can't deal with a fucking widowmaker
>>
>>147752027
I'm guessing you didn't play WoW.
I was a top 50 mage when frost mages were a thing. I had 5 skills hotkeyed, and had about 6 days played time.
They didn't nerf that skill combo for nearly 3 months. Literally every frost mage had the same spec barring two situational skills.
Repeat that for every PvP season, just substitute classes. For a while people were running around under the ground in PvP, untouchable. Again, a month plus to fix it.
>>
>>147752670
ASSFARTS>Naruto42069 every time
>>
>>147751730
I bought it in pre-order solely for Diablo wings and Noire Widowmaker.
And now I don't play either Diablo or Widowmaker.
>>
>>147750802
>>147751451

>tracer kills a turret and torb with her sticky
>sprays right after like she got potg or some shit
>while she's looking at her own spray I shotgun her to death
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>>147752670
>guy switches to Genji to remove a Bastion on KOTH
>he keeps getting shot to death by it because he can't time his deflects right
>check his stats and he has 30 hours played on Genji
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>kill someone once
>they have it out for me from that point forward so far as ignoring key members of our team just to get to me
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What the fuck can i do in this game?
I want to play, but i cant.
QP is just not fun or even worse, competitive is completely unplayable in solo/duo-q, tarded randoms just DO NOT WANT TO PUSH THE POINT EVEN WHEN THEY ARE 5v3 - and this is was on 58-65 ranks.
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>super intense Dorado defense
>very competent Zarya on the enemy team
>coordinated ultimates and shit on both teams
>PotG is enemy Mercy with one revive
>>
>>147752447
What is wrong with Tumblr artists? Do they have some fucked nose fetish or something?
>>
>>147753935
its a known bug
>>
>>147754309
It's not just the nose
this whole asiatic eyes wide shaded nose large puffy lips and no forehead shit is way too fucking prominent
>>
this game is so fucking frustrating when 6 people bash into you and your shitters arent even visible on the map
>>
>>147752670
on the other hand

>"genji pls kill widow"
>it's hanamura point B and she is sniping at her spawn door with 5 heroes between her and me

i switched to winston obv but its interesting what ppl expect out of you
>>
>>147747459
>two australians leaving mayhem and destruction whereever they go
>not villainous
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