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Perfect in every way edition.

>What's new
Gul'dan, Auriel and a bunch of new skins:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU2WGor6p_0

Gul'dan should show up on the PTR pretty soon.

>where do I find you panda-loving faggots?
/join /vg/

>Do you have a discord?
https://discord.gg/0u3cyKnzMnnU2wjN

>What hero should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation and see what types you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, it's not worth it.

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: http://www.heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
All of the hero voice lines: http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm

Previous Thread:
>>147512920
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Where the FUCK is Maiev????
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tychus is objectively the coolest character in the game

also anyone who goes drill on him is a fun-hating faggot
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>>147659935
i hope this semen demon has a sexy voice
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Played about a dozen matches with Jaina on PTR.

She's not nerfed in anyway whatsoever and anyone who honestly thinks she is a stupid chimp.

Frost Armor (even slightly nerfed version) coming at 4 instead of not 7 (competing with a literal 15% damage increase talent) is huge. Ice Barrier buff is a massive survival bonus, the extra second is huge, and it's trivial to stack shields and maintain them while fighting on objectives, sieging, or clearing minion waves. Three waves of Blizzard completely changes how Jaina feels. She may as well be a specialist. You can start taking camps as early as 7. You can clear any wave (waveclear is crucial from the get-go with minion changes) with a single Blizzard starting at level 1.

She's still not as well-rounded as Li-Ming, but there is definitely a niche for her and she's amazing against frontline heavy comps that are fronting Sonya or Thrall.
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Jaina is garbage on the PTR
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>no voice chat or all chat
>game reminds you every single match that you can turn off team chat so those mean toxic jerks stop triggering you!
>half the summoned units are AI controlled
>the other half can't really be micro'd, and have this stupid "re-targeting" system as well as leash ranges for fucks sake
>shit like pic related
>literally making balance changes to help solo queue shitters

This game is intended to be casual, that's fine, but it's to a point where this fucking game is literally designed for toddlers.
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>play Jaina on PTR
>completely fucking useless

why does this hero still exist
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>Quit when they nerfed Jaina buffed her counters and buffed Kael
>Considering coming back for this patch
>Jaina 'buff' is literally nothing
Wew Blizzard must be trying to kill this game to make room for Overwatch
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>>147660513
>You can clear any wave (waveclear is crucial from the get-go with minion changes) with a single Blizzard starting at level 1.
Blizzard can't one shot a wave until level 4, you can test that in try mode.
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>>147660840
Your hyperbole doesn't help your point.

This game is for people with 0 RTS and 0 MOBA experience.
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>>147661273
Jaina's buff was actually a nerf. Her burst got nerfed in exchange for a third wave of blizzard. Not sure why they nerfed one of the worst heroes in the game but they did it
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>>147660513
>Jaina
>amazing
>wasting an assassin slot for a mediocre specialist
>straight up spreading actual lies about her waveclear

Why are you like this
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I hope you guys are wrong. I like the idea of removing burst mages and giving them other roles. I want Jaina to be good, but if she never bursts people, I'm good with that too.

Maybe she's just more team dependant? The idea of the three waves is to pair with other people's CC?
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>>147661829
>it's okay to make one (1) mage completely shit because hurr durr muh variety when the niche she is supposed to fill after the changes is already hogged by 3 other (superior) heroes

JUST
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>>147661829
>Maybe she's just more team dependant?

shes ult dependant. in other words, if you take ele you're shit. if you take ring and miss them, you're shit. if you hit your rings, you're kinda useful but even then less so than other mages. sad fact
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>>147661829
The tiny radius on blizzard makes it so you have a hard time hitting the second wave even with CC, you never hit a third wave unless it's in a mosh pit.

But if you just make Jaina a wave clear mage, instead of an burst mage there is no point to actually picking her. Gul'dan is actually far better at wave clear than Jaina.
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>>147661829
The only thing Jaina had going for her was semi-good burst damage and one ult. Now it's just that one ult and nothing else. There exists an entire class of heroes dedicated to waveclear already: they're called specialists and apart from Medivh, they ALL have superior waveclear. Jaina is a mage who is outclassed in every category and by everyone (except shitty meme heroes like Butcher or Tyrael who have even less going for them)
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>>147662395
Tyrael actually sees a good amount of competitive play, he's more of a support tank with aoe invaulnerability, shields, speed buffs and can steal camps with holy ground. Jaina is just not played in high level team play though because she is so bad as well as the easiest character in the game to kill.
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>>147662000
Fuck those other heroes. Nerf them to the ground for all I care.

>>147662090
Well, obviously, but if your team has good CC, you can hit your waves, right?

>>147662158
I don't want her to be a waveclear assassin. That makes no sense. I am hoping that there is genuinely some value in hitting one wave on two melee guys in a teamfight and then making the enemy have to avoid that circle for a few seconds every teamfight.

Teamfights are what, 20 seconds long? And like, at a altar or at Blackheart's turn in, surely there are places where you can fuck up one person and force unfavorable movement.

This is my hope. If she's trash, she's trash, but I hope that she isn't and everyone is just underestimating the value of a mage who doesn't have as much burst potential as first pick able bitches.
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>>147662626
>falling for the "stealing camps with HG" meme

>>147662626
Waveclear is all Xul has, Gazlowe doesn't need more nerfs and Azmodan can't be nerfed without making him into a joke.
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>>147662769
>Waveclear is all Xul has
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>>147662649
>shitty peashooter damage on high cooldowns that doesn't burst
>value

Dude, just let it go. Jaina is absolute shit. Outperformed by fucking Nazeebo who isn't even meant to be a DPS.
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>>147662395
But isn't the fact that you can slow people at all relevant?

You could maybe keep cone up to prevent people getting near you, you throw Blizz at choke points and you frostshot stragglers? I'm thinking on like Sky Temple bot for example.

I'm very likely wrong.
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jaina is for ____
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>>147662963
>25% slow

Dude, fucking Leoric has a better one (40%) with a more reliable radius on a shorter cooldown - and with all the blinks in the meta, slows don't matter for shit. What's a shitty slow going to do vs Muradin just jumping the fuck away or Valla vaulting in any direction that isn't "your face"? Jaina doesn't have the range to take any advantage of it. Hell, her entire passive is negated by Sonya's and Li Li's passive. Add to that how prevalent Cleanse is in the meta, and you got yourself an assassin who literally does nothing but weigh her team down. Even trollpicking Nova is less of a burden on your team than Jaina.

>>147663240
Throwing.
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>>147663240
leaving to gather dust in your hero roster
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>>147663240
filling with orcish seed
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>>147663240
nerfing
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>>147662649
>I don't want her to be a waveclear assassin. That makes no sense. I am hoping that there is genuinely some value in hitting one wave on two melee guys in a teamfight and then making the enemy have to avoid that circle for a few seconds every teamfight.
She's not a very good waveclear assassin, it's a 15 second CD and a small radius so she can clear one wave, but if there is 2 or more waves she needs to commit more to try to clear it. Hitting one wave of blizzard does less damage now, hitting two waves of blizzard and a cone of cold does less damage now than before, she only sees the buff if you ever hit 3 waves on someone.

The biggest problem was 2 waves of blizzard was hard to hit at all even with the radius increase at 4, and now that's is 16 and competes with good talents. You never took the 3rd wave on blizzard at 16 because it was a bad talent, so they just weakened her early game a lot.

Kael can clear waves about as fast, with shorter cds and more mana efficiently. Jaina is nerfed far too much to just have a weak 25% slow that really only ends up being good after you already won the team fight.
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>>147663240
cute!
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Jaina removed from HotS when?????
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>>147663698
Next week
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>>147663698
if you take out the orcs and put them in another game jaina will follow them
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>queue up for HL
>get into lobby
>nice bantz, no AFK shitters or anything
>they grab le china mage
>lock in Thrall
>dumb ass motherfucker picks Jaina
>alt+f4
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>>147664026
>giving up before the match starts
Bronze league detected
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>>147664612
>trying to win with a Jaina on your team

I thought this shit would stop above Diamond, but it seems like they don't. People still pick that useless piece of shit and I'm not gonna waste 20 minutes of my life on a predetermined loss.
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>>147663352
>40% slow
>can be upgraded to a 60% slow
>can be upgraded to double swing for 5 total seconds of a 60% slow
>perfect set up for entomb

>Jaina follows up entomb with a triple wave blizzard
>kt follows up with three man flamestrike and living bomb
>medivh follows up with sheep
>artanis follows up with laser
>valla, raynor, and tychus have a field day

based skellyking
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>>147664938
Why are you trying to make Jaina look like she matters in that combo? Everything that's subjected to 2 skellyswings, Entomb, Flamestrike, Living Bomb, and Polybomb is DEAD. You literally do not need Jaina here. You don't need her anywhere.
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>>147664752
>azmo/rexxar first pick
>azmo doesn't go stack talent
>forced onto support
>enemy has tass + one of the better tracers in NA
>win

There's no such thing as a predetermined loss unless the enemy team is just stupidly better than you. I've won with Jaina on my team, too, this patch.
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>>147665404
>low 400s GM
>shitposting like he knows anything

literally LMAOing at you're life
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>>147665404
>enemy has Tass

Sounds like you won in draft senpai
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>>147665539
That's an old screenshot, anon. Mind enlightening me on your own rank, then?

Jaina's bad, but acting like a single pick determines a game is just fucking stupid.

>>147665684
I was pointing out tass + tracer, rather than just the tass. Tass + Tracer is an insane combo.
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maiev when?
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>>147665834
this is jimmy
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I love jaina and she is my waifu, but she just feels bad on the ptr landing blizzard is just not satisfying anymore they should have made the radius increase baseline and given her a new level 16 talent or something because the radius increase a level fucking 4 talent at level 16 now without any kind of buffs to put it at 16 will never be picked up you can't really build around her blizzard and now you just build q or e
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>>147663240

breeding!
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>>147665930
your waifu is a slut
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>>147665898
>not posting a recent one because it'd show you've fallen back into shitter league (aka Diamond)
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>>147665910

>read file name as breast warden
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>>147666072
Jaina is pure!
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>push the shit out of the enemy team
>gain our team a level lead and kill buildings
>everyone keeps crying about me not going for team fights at objectives, saying they will report me
>end up killing all 3 keeps solo and half of the enemy core
>say "gg carried" at the end
>everyone salty as fuck despite winning
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>>147666242
purely for penis
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>>147666243
30% of my 3000 games are with nazeebo and I relate to this post
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>>147666232
the artist does draw some amazing tits for night elves
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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!
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>>147666119
Just for u bb. And this is after days of decay and having like half the games to grind as 90% of the GM board.

Mind enlightening me on your own rank, then?
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>>147666604
I'm Dustin Browder
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>>147666667
So close to the get, shame.
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why are there no good streamers for this game?
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64 posts

13 posters

ded game
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>>147667325
But Grubby is streaming right now, anon.
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I want to be bullied while playing Jaina like the useless feeding slut I am, I want to miss my ring of frost in a crucial moment just so I can be called a retard dumb bitch with less damage than Uther, I want to blow all my spells at close range against a tank to burst 1/3 of his health only to be healed back again in a instant and have everything in CD for 15 seconds, ahh and my team just screaming at me for being such an brainless idiot I can't do anything at all, I want to be useless and be carried by strong efficient assassins so I don't need to think anymore, in the end I'm just an object to be used as a meat shield and slow the enemy down (sometimes) by 25%, I hope the +5% slow from the level 1 talent that you can't even notice allows you to escape easier while I abandon any hopes and just let them rape my worthless ragdoll around, until I spawn again only to defend an unstoppable wave of 2 minions waves while everyone is dead and get ganked near the core, GG.
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>First game in months
>Enemy team has two complete retards who feed non-stop
>Easily win
>Want to queue again
>Scared those retards will be on my team
>Exit game
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>>147667671
grubby is turbo autistic
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>>147667804
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>play 8 games quest
>play one unranked where everyone in my team is a mouthbreating retard
>go play QM with Xul and just push lanes all game
>lose only one game due to someone disconnecting as soon as the game started
>actually had a decent time with the game for once
I guess ignoring everyone in the game and just pushing lanes is the only way to have fun in this game
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heroes should drop regen globes
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>5 man party vs 5 random

k
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>>147663352
Sure, but theoretically Leo can only slow... oh wait, does swing also slow? I don't know actually.
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>>147665834
okay this applies to several things
zeratul's blade flies around at an uncomfortable distance away from him as well
this is only happening on the ptr for me
why is this happening
i dont recall this having happened before
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>>147668939
It's PTR, so naturally there's gonna be bugs. The whole point of putting stuff on PTR is to find and fix bugs before it goes live.
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>>147669061
but they rarely ever fix anything on the ptr it feels
and nobody reported this happening to them
it kinda worries me you know
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>>147669235
They changed things once that was with the arthas nerf like 2 days after the PTR but yeah they usually don't do anything with the PTR.
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>>147669061
>>147669235
it does look pretty funky but it is slightly annoying
hopefully this'll be noticed and fixed in time
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cheers love, the ____ is here!
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>get ganked 4 times in the first 10 minutes
>they even overextend into fort range one time and almost get killed by fortress shots just to kill me
>somehow I'm to blame for losing

yea sure next time I play nazeebo I'm just gonna stay behind my gates and never push any lane ever. that'll make sure I don't """"feed""""
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>>147670043
getting ganked means you were over extended and not watching the mini map nub
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>>147669776
imbalance
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>>147669701
even on maxed out settings it still appears
could someone boot up the PTR and check up on it on their end?
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>>147662963
the mix of cooldowns, pvp reliable shielding aren't really there for here to be much more than a cheap greymane/kael burst replacement and glorified specialist. for the slow to really matter consistently outside of chasedowns she needs to be rebuilt into a shorter range brawler from lvl1. total rework with baseline ice barrier and a short blink at 16 or 20.
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>>147667804

yeah i really don't understand why everyone likes grubby so much.
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>>147669776
my wife's son
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>>147669235
They fix bugs on PTR all the time They use PTR for bug testing, not balance testing.
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>>147669776
Rubbish.

She says this line all the time.
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>>147670332
>enemy team literally dives me under my own fort
>hurr durr u wer over extended durr

JUST
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>>147669776
"Cheerio darlings, the infantry's comin'!" - Tracker
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It's turned around for me!
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>>147672242
spoken like a true bronze naz picker
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>>147669776

bull
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>>147672447
time for it to turn again
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How does Illidan cast metamorphosis in the same game as Gul'dan?
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>>147659935

did a quick sonya sketch

also im super hyped for guldan but kind of disappointed how they put the most powerful demon summoning warlock in all of wow and blizzard lore combined and he doesn't summon a single demon

that fucking fear shadow thing that flashes onscreen for a split second and does like 400 damage 1 time doesnt count imo&tbqh-senpai

ive got over 15,000 gold saved up for him so im ready to buy him as soon as he goes live
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>>147672873
>legs and abs have no definition
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>>147672606
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>>147660210

this is her voice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEAPxgMCEA8
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>>147672969
>>>/vg/dsg
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>be losing
>everyone's shitting over everyone else in chat
>be winning
>everyone's shitting over everyone else in chat

thank god voice chat isn't a thing
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>>147669776
global thermonuclear war
cyanide
paternity test
there
colonoscope
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>>147672873

like in my reference? no thinks, i dont like drawing abs on men or women just dont like drawing them lol
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>>147672873
arms are a little too thin
something about the head's shape looks really off but i can't pinpoint it
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>>147673396

woops, meant to replay to: >>147672951
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>>147673396
>i dont like drawing abs

Then you're not drawing every part of the character's body.
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>>147673514

well it is a wip, when i paint it up to a finished piece i will maker her arms a little bigger to match her big legs!
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>>147672873
how big is her dick?
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>>147673517
also ignored the quads

step it up drawpai
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>>147672873
...needs color
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>>147671270
Apparently, he's good at the game and actually talks about the game rather than bsing.
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>>147673639

she doesn't have one

she has a plump pussy
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>>147673802
anyone got a link to his stream?
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>>147673993
twitch tv/followgrubby

He also does wc3 on the weekends.
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I know blogging about your shitty bronzie QMs is lately not kosher, but if we have a siege abathur who hardly hats people, it is not my fault as Chromie that we are losing teamfights.
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>>147676447
just leave already ipwnlocks
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Which hero has your favorite trailer so far?

Pic related for me.
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tracer has a very punchable face
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Man, Garden of Terror. I used to be a staunch defender of you. But this is unacceptable.

I don't know how the hell this happened. We were level 27 when the game ended. Absolutely miserable game.
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>love playing the fuck out of stitches when he's free
>level 7 before I even buy him
>bros and I struggling
>no one is tanking well
>people start getting uneasy
>finally buy Stitches
>hook niggers 24/7
>win most games
>get called based Stitches
>people surprised I'm that good when I just bought him right there
Who /stitches/ here? This nigger is fucking ballin'. Very underrated. Hook a nigger into your team = instakill. Enjoy your 5v4. I tend to go http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/stitches#o0yz -- 16 depends. Either range or double hook, depends on map and teamcomps. The regen cheese talents may not be the best but they're great and I like the infinite stack talents. By the end of each game I have ~75 life/sec.
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>>147679110
of course 10 death nova
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>>147679213
He's so fun and even if you can't hook for shit, those games when you do make you feel amazing.
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>>147660513
>>147660614
I'm getting mixed signals here
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>>147679110
>65 kills
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>>147679110

You know exactly how it happened, you have a Nova on your team
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>>147679110
TRAIT VALUE
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>>147679794
The fact that we won despite that shit show and not having any keeps for ten minutes is the stupidest part of all that.

>>147679613
>>147679870
Yeah, Leo's a peach. Look team, look, I'm a ward, they are all here. Oh look, I'm slowing one down. Oh look, it was 1v5 and I died accomplishing nothing.
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>>147680115
so thats why I sometimes get "wp leo" when I finish a game with less than 4 deaths on Leoric. I honestly didn't know it was this bad.
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Man, I'm so sad they are nerfing Anub. He may have been busted in high tiers, but in my scrub league, I barely got a chance to play him.

Was it really that bad?
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>it's a "solo support kharazim builds full damage" game
then they have the audacity to ask why our teamfights are bad

also people can't fathom playing with vikings even when i spoonfeed them how to play
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>>147680765
>it's a "Viking player tells Nazeebo to leave lane and stay with the team even though Nazeebo's entire fucking gimmick is stacking big dick numbers from minion kills" episode
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>>147680904
>it's a "Nazeebo fails to stick to Baleog's lane and/or fucks up gathering all those sweet big dick numbers from minion kills" episode
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>>147680904
i'm sorry you also play with retards anon
maybe we can queue up and pretend to be vastly more skilled than our teammates together
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>>147680904
You shouldnt be laning if you have a viking, rotate as four and leave the lanes to the vikings.
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>>147680481
>nerfing anub

he lost like 100 hp

i just played him earlier, he's fine
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>>147679316
Agreed. The games where you land those GODLY hooks and max-range hooks are some of the best and few reasons to keep playing this game.
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>>147681153
Okay. Thanks.

Honestly, I am so trash at new Anub I'm just worried. I am so used to using Burrow as an Escape only that timing the engagement Burrows is not going so hot.
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>>147672873
>>147673664

ok here is a tiny bit of color so far

its still got a long way to go
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>>147680904
You don't need to stay in one lane to stack with nazeebo, anon. You can rotate with your team, gank a lane, clear the wave, repeat. In fact, you get even MORE stacks from rotating than just staying in one lane.
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>>147681426
>precision Lamb'ing a Li Li out of her team and chopping her into fresh meat
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>>147681610
>still no quads
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tyrande best waifu
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the minions now doing 200% damage to structures is amazing. played Sylvanas on PTR and used her posession to steal enemy minions and help crush enemy forts and keeps with incredible ease.
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>be me
>carry the team with both sustained damage, insane tanking and "q" slow
somehow we get the enemy core to 1%
>our raynor decides minions are more important, LEAVES THE CORE AT 1% AND GOES DOING CAMPS
>we lose
Why am I even playing anymore? Ranking is even worse, there's always a fucking chronic feeder in every game.
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>>147685145
Pushing lanes will become really important after the patch hits live and all the casual fucks will be crying even harder when you run around pushing lanes instead of team fighting around the objective all game
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>>147685270
>playing qm

theres your problem, only retards play qm and unranked
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>>147683696

Known formally as the Sucubi, a Succubus, or Semen Demon, is a female demon that drains on the essence and vitality of men, typically young men, through sex and cannibalism. They acquire their 'nutrients' through ingesting the semen as well as eating the flesh and blood of their victims.
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>>147683696
>>147686182
Can you really blame Illidan?
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>>147685845
only people in the EU still awake at this hour(5 am)are russians.
Losing in ranked its even worse. and its not even that better.
My last 10 matches has been an horrible rollercoaster of winning and losing-not in a good way. Every loss has been due to single retard throwing horribly and/or picking random heroes when the enemy has already its counter-every-fuking-game.
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>>147682075

i know a lot about anatomy and i still dont know what you mean by "quads" can you draw some red lines on her and show me?

>>147681610
almost done
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>>147687116
>i know a lot about anatomy
>doesn't know what quads are
This is just bait now.
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30 more games to go
>le forced 50

i admit, i'm actually having to play with a lot more focus when it comes to some of these games. i've lose one on a complete fluke, and the others i've won were pretty damn close games

61.4%
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>>147686842
No, I also want to fuck Tyrande in the ass
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>>147686842
at least he got raped by maiev for 10000 years

>ywn be raped for 10000 years by maiev
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ded thred
ded gem
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>>147688989
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you can no longer afk level up heroes?I tried that in training and my game ended after like 3 minutes
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>>147688989
Its ok, the next big patch after the Gul’Dan one will save it for sure!
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>>147689471
Nope, you have to actually play the game now
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>>147689568
but that is boring
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>>147660513
Are you that guy that said Jaina was going to get better after they removed bolt from her?
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>>147690258
I was the guy who said people should get good and stop relying on a stupid crutch talent like bolt. Also i'm not the guy you responded too.
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>>147689471
>Tfw I actually play less since they made this change
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>>147665910
sauce please
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>>147691367
>I cant read file names and use google
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I bought the pig but I still don't have enough shit to spend gold on. I could start getting Master Skins, but I already have cosmetics for the heroes I like.

Should I just start buying the entire roster?
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>>147691493
Just pile up gold so you can impulse buy anything you want
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>>147691493
>I have nothing to buy!
>doesn't own all the heroes
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>>147691830

And always keep at least 10k handy in case you end up liking some new hero. You never know.

That said, wait till after any nerfs.
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hey guys does this general have a discord server!?
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>>147694118
No, fuck off to reddit
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>>147694185

you're still not unbanned from the discord senjinn

just wanted to let you know
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>>147691493
there's not much point. don't really need much more than 10 bought no matter your hero league approach (fill,support,etc.) with the mix of the free rotation. most QM players could get by with next to nothing. it's not like you can get bored of 10 characters fast on a couple dozen games a week. save until you really miss something.
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Why can Diablo throw and push people behind gates yet most other abilities/heroes that look like they should be able to actually can't? They just jam against the gate. Like Stitches hook.
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>>147697517
I AM TERROR INCARNATE
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Who /stitches/ here?
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I've fell in love with Azmo on the ptr. New dunk talent is strong enough to make dunks good without overshadowing the current one if you've got a pocket Jojo or something to min/max.
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>>147697517

Stitches hook would be super cheese, but I don't see why someone like a Artanis can't since it's kinda the same move.
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>>147678665
I dunno I think maybe Leoric. I lov his voice and his quotes
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>it's that time of night again
>all the good players have gone to sleep
>everyone else that's still playing is literally cancer

it was fun, i'll see you guys tomorrow when the people who actually know how to play start waking up
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>>147678665

Jaina's is a old one, but it's great.

>>147701414

Should get special mention though for 'I've only chosen allies I know will never betray me' *Illidan and Arthas give him a look*
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fair and balanced matchmaking in HL
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>>147703195
Who are you? And also,
>playing HL
MMR and rank are shit in this game.
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>>147694241
senjinn here

the discord is full of sub-diamond 3 shitters, there's really no reason to be in it
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>HL
>I pick Medivh
>They already picked Sonya and Muradin
>Our master picks Leoric as solo tank and morales as supp

It is my fault that we lose because I picked medivh on the first pick, ok.
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>>147666503
Give it a rest
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I'm scared guys. Auriel doesn't look like a support.

>>147706740
Get out, ponyfucker.
detroper.
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>>147668367
naw man that would make team fights even more snowbally then they already are
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i just watched the gul'dan spotlight? does horrify make them run away from the center of the cast or in random directions? just wondering if you can make enemies run in the direction you want them to run.
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is this going to get a nerf?
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>>147707230
from the center
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post yfw you realized dodging the HL draft doesn't subtract any points
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why is guldan so fucking mediocre? why does kerrigan deal so much dmg?
>>147708005
really it doesnt in season now?
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has anyone tested muradin, can he get rooted in the air now, like if he jumps above malfurion's roots?

pretty gay nerf
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>Our battle cannot remain here!
>It must move slightly to my left.
>Enough! I seek better ground.
>Slightly to my left.
>I tire of this stalling!
>So I'm going to literally stall.
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>>147708005
I know if you exit the game really quickly after your queue pops (like if you see some players on your team you wany to avoid) you can dodge leaver status but you have to be quick
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>>147709120
>THOSE FOOLS WILL NOT BEST YOU AGAIN
>they do
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>>147708578
>Kerrigan
>Damage
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>>147709235
>Have courage mortal, hope remains!
>It doesn't
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>>147709657
>Kerrigan doesn't do damage
Try landing some skill shots boyo.
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>>147710008
>dude just do the combo that is worse than Muradin's storm bolt while being 5 times harder to land
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>>147710047
>tales from bronze
Just wait a fraction of a second and it's impossible to juke
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>>147710854
>having whorrigan as your waifu
just switch over to tyrande shes actually viable
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How easy is to get to master if you have just promoted to D1?
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due to zagara definitely being the first ban after the patch and gul'dan maybe being second just because new, will we actually manage to draft KT now?
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>>147711145
>playing post-nerf Kael
Now, now.
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>>147711456
>KT """"""""""""""nerf""""""""""""""
He's just overrated and most people can't even play him for shit.
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>>147711456
>nerf
im sorry what
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>>147711145
I'm happy for zagara's redesign, her previous kit was boring as fuck
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>>147692720
I already have a bunch of heroes just gathering dust.
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>game starts
>diablo runs in middle lane and auto attacks creeps
>dies
>"lol sorry guise i went to take a piss"
This nigger RUNS into the middle of the creep wave, THEN goes AFK to take a piss. Only constant, right. Needless the say they fed hard the rest of the game. Instalose.
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>>147710984
YOU TAKE THAT BACK FAGGOT
the banshee queen is my only waifu desu
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>>147712447
This sounds made up.

Was it at least QM? I guess with Unranked Draft finally being out QM is for people who don't give any shits.
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>>147713087
I wish it was made up. That match alone made me stop playing right after it was over. All 4 of them were brainless and dead. I couldn't believe it. Sylv ran in against 4 (we all seen the enemy) for no reason and of course died.

I just don't even know sometimes. Doesn't mean shit that I got a very good first blood when my 4 teammates collectively die ~15 times in 10 minutes. Doesn't matter. You can not win from that if your teammates are that stupid.
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>>147713232
Unless you're playing vikings.
I've won games where my teammates kept losing 4v3 on garden and Zera kept killing me. 8-32 in kills, still won.
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So, specialists. When do you have to get one in Ranked? When is 3 assassin, 1 warrior, 1 support wrong?
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>>147715381
>When is 3 assassin, 1 warrior, 1 support wrong?
next patch, you will always need a specialist or two
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>>147715381
Map dependant. Can't get away on tomb or cursed hollow without specs for one. Could get away with it on blackheart, battlefield and shire.
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>>147715440
i love it
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Have you done your placements yet?
Do you have a senpai to carry you?
Even bronze TL gets the mount.
Play with us! Join the /vg/ chat and find a new friend!
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>>147715483
>>147715381
xul great on bhb and ds, sylv great on boe

all in all will only get better next patch
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>>147715754
Yeah they're good, but not necessary. Not having a spec on Tomb and Hollow is just signing a death sentence.
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>>147715381
2 warrior has been meta for a while now
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>>147715837
So, Warrior-Bruiser-Two Assassin-Support? Or just two bruisers?

>>147715483
Thanks.
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Despite Jaina being worse on the PTR I noticed that she now only has 3 options per talent tier except for 1 and 20, most heroes have 4+, but jaina has only been losing talents.
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>>147715754
Yeah, Xul, Sylv and Zag are basically the only 3 specs you need. Naz is a good extra, and vikings gets you freewins on garden if you have any multitasking whatsoever and your team isn't completely terrible.
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>>147716320
the talent system in general is being phased out in favor of a more streamlined quest system and an item shop at your base.
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>>147716320
Medivh only has 3, I think going forward they want to eliminate as many talents as possible so you only have 1 or 2 choice per level. A bunch of talents per tier is just confusing for players, it would be better if you really only had 2 good choices per tier so people can't mess up their builds too much as anyone who plays this game are pretty incompetent, even in diamond people aren't sure how to spec heroes.
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>>147716671
Why even have talents if there's only one good choice per tier anyway. Just make them automatically activate when you reach lvl X and stop making players click the same shit every game, possibly in a team fight where it distracts them from playing.
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>>147716759
Sometimes it's good to go more defensives or more offensives, so they should have at least 2 option. 3 options is probably too confusing for players though
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>>147716759
Many heroes have many tiers of multiple choice. Some heroes don't, sure.
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>>147716875
Just add the defensive one to baseline kit. Fixes 90% of all heroes' problems.
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>>147716935
Sure if you're an idiot you can totally pick Regen Master on Hammer or Demolitionist on Naz, but that just makes you lose harder. Talent system was a bad idea from the get go.
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>>147716950
Just think of li-ming with all her defensive talents baseline while getting full damage specs
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>>147717030
Good thing those two heroes aren't the only heroes in the game. And good thing there's more than one talent tier.

Talent concept is good. However, like everything in HotS, there's room for much more.
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>>147717034
Like I said, fixes 90% of all heroes' problems including Li Ming's lackluster performance in the current meta.
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This ugly mother fucker is fucking hot assassins with this one weird trick.
and basically, you're fucking stupid.
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>winstreak 3 and get promo
>lose 3 games in a row
>now worse off than where i started today
Sure is fun having your rank determined by the PUG lottery. can't even escape the shit players and feeders in diamond

By the way, in case anyone didn't know this: you can dodge shitters on your team from the previous game if you stay in the stats screen. Hover over the party invite and it will tell you whether or not they are in a game already.
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>>147717109

>including Li Ming's lackluster performance in the current meta.
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>>147717097
How is it a good concept if there's 1 talent per tier that has 90% pick and 70% win rate? Nobody's making use of most of the meme talents Blizzard stuck on their heroes. Heroics are the only talent choice that actually matters.
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>>147715505
>/vg/ chat
>friend
everyone in there is a contrarian faggot
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>>147717185
>>147717185
Just because a talent is picked far more than others doesn't mean it's the auto-pick every time. It's good to have situational/niche talents. You seem like somebody who uses hotdogs like a bible and doesn't think for themselves.
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>>147660167
I follow guide rules on which ult to pick, mech on push maps, drill on objective maps; so yes I might be a faggot
But you have to admit, seeing the enemy carry walk miles away from a fight to get out of range of the drill is pretty funny
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>>147717203
Is misha for sexual?
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>>147717259
>carry

GTFO
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>>147717261
the bear?
i guess, but bears dont have particularly special pussies or cocks.

horse/dog pussy and cock are unique and fun.

i think lunara would either have a horse or deer pussy, which would be good.
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>>147716671
If you look at recent heroes like li-ming she has at least 3 very distinct talents plus maybe a clone of some of those 3 talents which does the same but works sightly different.
For example Astral Presence and power hungry at level 1 both are for mana regeneration, but the rest are different. At 16 you have 2 talents for magic missiles and the other 2 are different. However all her talents are useful in some way, even Astral Presence is way better than power hungry in Infernal Shrines, you never run out of mana and can keep fighting all you want and force armor is still the best magic block in the game combined with fireflies you just can't die. I think Li-ming has the best talent tree so far and this is what they are trying to achieve with all heroes now.

Btw Jaina Q build with icy veins is stronger now, it's just her W build that feels lacking.
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>>147717312
desu 4/5 people who play this have never touched a moba and suck anyway, so there's always going to be the one man carry
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>>147717548
>Btw Jaina Q build with icy veins is stronger now, it's just her W build that feels lacking.
The Q build does the same as it did, you just get 10 mana back per frost bolt hit.
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>>147717114
I hate hate hate when I see a hatted Monstrocity. Like, fine, you took a thing to split push, now let it be and hat people in teamfights.

Evo is so fucking good, but if you are doing hat build, you can't hat people when you are being a clone.

I wish it were acceptable to take monstro when you are doing hat.
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>gutting brightwing's fun build
>forcing you to go afk heal totem build
fuck this game
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>>147718905
i do take monstrocity while doing symbiote build.

and a hatted monstrocity that is fully grown is the strongest champion in the game, can easily 1v1 anybody.
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>>147719021
>champion
>>
>pre-season
>60% win rate in HL

>season 1
>40%

Silly Blizzard, that's not how forced 50 works, now stop giving me whiny feeders who don't ever supp.
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>>147719021
>mfw I tried to 1v1 a hatted symbiote with greymane because he was almost half health
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>>147719009
They buffed Greymane, and already very strong assassin and nerfed Jaina, one of the weakest assasssins. It's a pretty bad patch for balancing.
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>>147719567
>tfw shitting over hatted symbiote from 5.5 distance because you're Nazeebo with 150 stacks of death ritual and 13 GP
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>>147717862
Yeah but that's why I don't need to pick any regen talent anymore, I can go Q range, pierce and lower cooldown, maybe I mean "buffed" not stronger.
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>>147719769
You can build it now without regen, and when you have icy veins up mana isn't an issue.
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What are some solid builds with Nazeebo lads?
He was all about spider talents when I used to use him alot, but I see alot of toad play these days.
Have they fixed the gargantuans DOGSHIT AI yet?
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>>147719021
Yeah, but you slithering over to where the timefight is ongoing is a waste of time. Feel free to hat a monstro if nothing is going on and someone decided to go defend against it, but at my MMR, people literally hat the fucking thing and pretend to be a regular hero until it dies.
>>
Wait, so there is a new hero on PTR and the thread is still dead? Is he that dull?
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>>147720615
He's okay, game is just ded as fuck
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>personal rank adjustment -24

cool, so I get penalized for losing even when I'm winning.
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>>147720615
Dull'Dan lmao
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>>147720743
welcome to Whose Ranked Is It Anyway, the game where the meta is made up and your points don't matter
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>>147720848
>>147720727
His gimmick is using life, right? But that's it, he's otherwise just another ranged assassin?
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>>147721109
no really, why do I get points subtracted for winning AND losing.
>>
>letting the other team pick Vikings on Cursed Hollow
>blaming me for throwing when I wasn't even in charge of bans
>personal rank adjustment -35

THIS IS FINE
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>>147672242
If it's 3 v1 in the early game I dive forts for kills too. Anyone would, if you are alone and don't know where the enemy is you are over extended.
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Get on my level
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>>147672242
Perhaps you should remember MOBA-like games are the most ass faggot games ever made where you win by numbers and ganking 5vs1 from bushes, skill is an illusion that comes from the combination of reflexes and knowledge of what to do in the right time.
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>>147672447
50/50 winrate is a turnaround?
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every god damn time.
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>>147724538
>skill is just reflexes and knowledge of what to do in the right time

not to be a shitter, but isn't that what skill is in any game and IRL
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The spanish Medivh here

All draft flamed when we picked TLV+Medivh on HL but it was really neccesary to protect our only tank, a fucking Artanis, and to do some dmg.

Kharazim spouting "I will report you because we will lack dmg"
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>it's a all games are decided by one retard on my team solo facechecking at 20+ minutes and us then losing day
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>>147727586
I know how do you feel, and why the lost vikings aren't called "Los vikingos perdidos"?
>Cringris
Kek, they should leave "greymane" even RAE allows it now
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>>147728372
That's not his name in the Spanish version tho. Same with German.
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>>147725701
that forced 50.
it's real
>>
So, when will be Chromie a strong choice?
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>>147728921
She will get weaker next patch with her bad waveclear
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>>147728921
when jaina stops being an orc slut
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>>147729309
never then
sadness
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>>147728921
when they lack counters it does more dmg than anyone.
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>>147729309
Jaina has never been an orc slut so Chromie must be good now
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>>147729474
metzen pls go
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>>147729474
>Jaina has never been an orc slut
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>>147720094
froggos
just nothing but froggos
>>
fuck you!!!
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HALLELUJAH, IT'S RAINING SAND!
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>>147660167
literally Chromie with guns
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>>147727586
>pick vikings on vikings maps
>teammates complain
>win handily with multi-level lead
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>>147732169
tychus doesn't die in 2 seconds and has an escape though
also please never compare him to that hobgoblin nobody asked for
>>
>>147732169
>activate laser
>OMG EVERYONE CHAAARGE WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!!! GET THE OBJECTIVE QUICK!!! -dies
>activate thor
>EVERYONE RETREAT AND USE THOR AS A MEAT SHIELD LMAO NICE RETREAT ULT DUDE
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>>147732546
>not being able to nuke and poke from a safe distance
WEW LAD

the only way to play "CROMI" is being far beyond the great darknest and poke-nuke the other team I GUESS
and sometimes help your team I GUESS
but of the times be a lil tiny squishy flayin sneik
>>
>>147732169
Tychus is absolutelly nothing like Chromie
>>
it's one of those days
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>>147729907
>>147730025
Only in fanfiction
>>
Is Time Loop just not supposed to be used in teamfights? The range on it is so short and my team always says I'm getting too close to the enemy team when I try to use it.
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>>147734536
If you don't secure a kill when you use it, you used it wrong.
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>>147734536
>Time Loop just not supposed to be used in teamfights
>taking a 70 second ult thats negated by a 60 second cleanse

lul
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>>147734536
It's not THAT close range. Just don't use it to start off a teamfight unless your target is very out of position. Wait for the teamfight to develop a bit before you step up to use it.
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>>147736032
>tfw a heroic is countered by a cleanse
might as well not have a heroic tbqhfamilamily
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>>147736576
a bunch of ults are countered by cleanse
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>main account
>2200+ games played
>2800 QM and HL mmr
>it hasn't changed one bit after the last 500 games
>make a new account
>less than 30 games played
>already master in QM
what's the point of this post? mmr hell exists
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>>147737623
Keep playing, anon. 30 games is a shit sample size. Come back at ~200 games. You'll probably be higher than your main, but not that much.
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If Zeratul hits a Chromie who then fast hearths and Zera uses vorpal blade, will he teleport all the way to the enemy altar?
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>>147738464
yes
then he'll bounce off the altar and get shot down by everything
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>>147702131
I lost it when Illidan looked but I didn't notice Arhtas do it to
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>>147737623
>play game, make mistakes, learn
>make new account, learned not to make mistakes
>my current self is better than my old self
?

mmr hell doesn't exist, anon, it never has
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>>147736450
Okay. That makes sense.

>>147736032
>>147736305
>>147736576
All about timing. Plus, hotdogs.
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>>147740282
>All about timing. Plus, hotdogs.
mine, your's?
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>MY WEB WEAVERS SHALL WEAVE A WEB OF DEATH UPON YOUR FOES REEEEEE

what did she mean by this
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>>147740282
>time loop is about timing
wew ladde
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>heal from hydra damage
>evolve hydra to muta
>place muta on camps
>mutas have unlimited life
>place mutas on all camps
>own the nexus like its your bitch
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>>147737623
Anon, MMR doesn't exist in this game, period.
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>>147742709
delete this
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>>147740478
also, you only use Time Loop because the alternative is somehow even worse
>sands
>just a pathetic version of Thrall's earthquake
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>>147742709
>you try to do this in a real match
>you realise the mutalisk gets killed by the camp in seconds
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>>147743204
creep the camp and put it over the wall
granted will only work on traditional 4 minion bruisers
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>>147742709
perfectly balanced nothing wrong here
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>>147742709
I hope someone post that on reddit so it can be fixed
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>>147744976
but I took it from reddit
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Is there a certain type of collection of guys I should aim for if I wanted to start tryharding in this game? Like 2 of each class so when one gets banned I have a backup that I'm gud with?
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>>147694118
how big is sonyas dick?
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>>147745521
ideally all

>Warriors
Bruiser subrole
Leoric - good vs multiple warriors
Artanis - good vs auto attacks (valla, raynor, tychus) or solo "protect the illidan" style
Sonya - good for maps with multiple objs, like BHB

Tank subrole
Diablo - well rounded tank, good on cramped maps (BoE, Shrines, bot lane BHB)
Johanna - good tank for Shrines, Spiders, other maps where fast wave clear is needed
Muradin - good disengage frontliner

>Assassin
Sustained subrole
Raynor - well rounded, loses to dive comps
Tychus - good vs multi warrior,

Burst subrole
KT - good at poking, clearning objs
Jaina - good vs dive comps (will probably die, but helps set up good trades)
LiMing - poke damage

>Support
Lili - anti auto attacker comp (increased blind duration)
Kharazim - anti burst + vision (good against Nova, Zera, Greymane, etc.)
Uther - chunk heals + set up
Malf - vision, zoning, sustain (vision ward thing is pretty much required)
Reghar - diver support, good peel late game (for your Sonyas, Diablos, Greymanes)
Moralies - "protect the X" composition (Cho'gall, Illidan, Greymane)


Specialists are wildcards in that they're pretty flexible regardless of which team comp. Xul, Sylv, Zagara have strong engage/disengage depending on which ult and when you use them. Murky is good for splitpushing objs like Dragon, Garden, etc.
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>>147742603
>>147740478
>>147743161
Okay. So don't bother unless the opportunity is right.
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>>147745521

>Warriors:
Anub'arak
ETC
Muradin (though, is he any good after the upcoming nerfs?)
Johanna

>Assassins:
Falstad
Greymane
Kael'thas
Li-Ming
Thrall

>Supports:
Brightwing (is it any good after the upcoming nerfs?)
Kharazim
Lt. Morales
Rehgar

>Specialists:
Nazeebo
Xul
Zagara
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why is dehaka so fucking shit, how do you guys build him
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>>147746391
>doesn't mention greymane
he's getting stronger next patch too you know
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>>147746885
he's cool too i guess
good 3rd/4th pick
i wouldn't pick him early or it's too easy to counter him

>>147746768
dehaka is pretty shit right now, like a worse version of artanis
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>check captain's profile during draft
>see this
>enemy team has two grandmasters, one at #6

predictions on how bad this assraping is going to be?
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>>147746391

>i have to git gud with literally all of those characters.

fuck that
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i want to make a youtube channel with guides,
\suggestions?
thinking in murky/valla/sonya guides
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>>147750010
>youtube channel for a dead game
Dead channel incoming
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>>147746391
>Jaina - good vs dive comps (will probably die, but helps set up good trades)
She isn't good vs dive comps, she is the easiest assassin to kill because she has no defensives. You really don't want to worry about playing Jaina.

For burst get good with greymane or falstad, Jaina is a very bad assassin right now, if not the worst.
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>>147750791
is hots that dead?
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>>147746391
>Tyrael is so sad right now that isn't even mentioned

And is a warrior i love, when he was good he had the damage, the tankyness and the kinda support too
I wish they buff him
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>>147750907
kinda
it's not dead but it's really not alive enough to warrant for a new channel
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Who's gonna drink uncle Gul'dans homemade koolaid next week?
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>>147751054
will he have any left after jaina gets her lips around him? you just know she will be first in line
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>>147752185
Dont worry, he has enough for everyone who plays HotS.
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>>147746391
Leoric, Artanis, Jaina, Lili, Malf and Morales really aren't needed at any stage.
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>>147752185
delet this
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>>147752185
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>>147746768
Build for Essence collection and speed boosts, take isolation. Increased essence from hero takedowns will make you effectively immortal in team fights if you manage your burrow right.

On level 20, take the shield if you're dying to much, but Apex Predator is what makes you a threat.

Learn map awareness. When laning your go to combo should be to find someone that's solo, travel to a nearby bush(not close enough they can hear you), use drag, dark swarm, and pull them to your towers. This is enough to kill most assassins, and will make all but the toughest tanks back off to their fountain.

During team fights, you want to either hit the assassin or the support with isolation, and drag them into your team. By using dark swarm, the enemy can't body block you, and as long as you have 30 or more essence, they likely won't kill you.
Repeat until all damage dealers are dead, then get the objective.

Drag interrupts, so it's a good choice against chens and leorics, but don't expect to solo them.
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>tfw you lose after a nice streak...
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holy shit, skeletal mages/executioner xul with a stim drone is fucking kek. not prcatical, but kek. just hit
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>>147754446
silly goy, everyone needs a turn at winning
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>>147754446
>washing your screen with soap
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https://www.strawpoll.me/10692197
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>>147756942
fuck you!!!
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HOTS is the most balanced MOBA on the market currently.

Fact.
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Played some Jaina on the PTR. Losing snowstorm sucks. Being able to take Frost Armor and Frost Bitten is good though. Ice Barrier is really good now and is the only sensible choice.

The slight amount of damage Jaina lost off of Blizzard is completely immaterial. Damage was never her problem.

She's still not good, I can't think of any reason to take her over Li-Ming, but her survivability got a pretty nice boost, which means she won't be feeding every single match.
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>>147757375
It's so fucking weird to think that this is probably the truth.
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>>147757996
i want the hots damage control team to leave
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>>147757996
all jainas i faced on ptr pretty much fed non stop. nothing changed
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>>147757375
>most balanced
>Jaina still completely useless vs everyone
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>>147758569
>>147758706
This meme is getting tiring.
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>>147757375
No
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>>147758839
What meme? Jaina is just objectively terrible and has no advantages over anyone.
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>>147746768
Play him on Dragon Shire

Nowhere else
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>you still get full loss penalty even with a leaver

Why is HotS so reluctant to adopt proven systems of other games in the genre? It honestly feels like some fucking prehistoric game at times. It's not fun to lose because you're a man down, how about not punishing everyone in full? Other games did this but nooooo, HotS must do everything itself and figure itself out first. I guess that's why it took the game one year after release to enter its first season.
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>>147759021
>Jaina is just objectively terrible

Jaina is outclassed by Kael and Ming. This meme that she's the worst hero in the history of the game and that you've automatically thrown by having her on your team is what's tiring however.

A lot of people who play her are retards who can't position. She still shits out burst and is high risk/high reward. The problem is that Ming and Kael are both low risk/high reward. Same with her nemesis Tracer.
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>>147759365
>if it's a meme it isn't true

there's a reason this meme exists, and let me tell you it's not because its funny.
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>>147759365
>the worst hero in the history of the game

Anyone order a one-man wrecking crew?
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>>147759739
your smear campaign won't work jaina
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>last pick has to fill warrior
>"i dont play tanks"
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>>147759983
HotS isn't WoW LFG, you don't NEED a tank
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>>147759365
More like high risk/underwhelming reward. Her "burst" can't get kills, her combo is mana intensive and on a high cooldown, she has no mobility, no defensive and is completely reliant on being carried by another assassin. If you can get Ming or Kael, get them. If you can't, get a counter. If you get Jaina, you're putting a big red KILL ME sign in the middle of your team. It's not that Jaina players can't position, it's that every other mage has some way of getting rid of pursuers - Jaina doesn't. Hell, even Gazlowe (>>147759739) can throw down his bomb and press 1 on his keyboard to Sprint. Jaina's slows add nothing to her team because of how gimped CC is at the moment and because of how little they slow (25-30%). There's is never any reason to pick Jaina if you have literally any other ranged assassin available, and with Gul'Dan coming out next week we have yet another ranged mage who outclasses Jaina and will therefore be picked over her.

Jaina. Fucking. Sucks.

Get over it, you dumb cuck.
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>>147760121
>Her "burst" can't get kills

Stopped reading here.

Literally the highest burst combo in the game. Not even up for debate.
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>>147760082
It helps. Hell it's nice to have two.
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>>147759838
But he is so bad we forgot he even exist and I AM still usefull in some situation! r-right?
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>>147760352
Not even that guy, but - not every enemy will stand still and wait for you to dump your pretty little combo on them, (You) know.
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reasosn rankant h shoudl be in the ame
1 he i col
2 he look scary

4 h has blades for hands, hah prety badass
5 umm idk, he can like blink to ppl and b e unpreidcatlbe

6 his voice is extreme bads,ery
7 ? ? murky lunara sgt hamer and other no names are in the game s o


RVKVN0TH
V
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>>147760475
RoF combo off of a single wave of Blizzard is the highest combo in the game.

Not. Up. For. Debate.

The idea that Jaina cannot secure kills is hysterical. This is not even remotely her problem in this meta right now. This is why this is a meme.
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>>147760352
>Ming missiles alone (ALONE!!!) hit for 2K instantly, leaving Orb and Disintegrate up for later use
>Jaina combo can literally be walked out of and hits for 2K with THREE casts that need to connect in a specific order

WEW
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>mfw Jaina used to be the best range assasin
>mfw she is my favourite hero
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>>147760691
Li-Mong is a high risk high reward character
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>>147760620
>requiring your ultimate to compete with others' damage numbers
shit hero you got there famitsu
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>>147760572

I don't know why you're shitposting. But yeah, Rakanoth could be kinda cool.
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>>147754446
btw i had the most intense game ever, check this out
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>>147761082
>42:29 in game against Jaina

wew lad
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how do i resist the temptation of buying tyrande's skin? for once i wanna purchase a new hero for gold and not get cucked by blizzard yet again, i dont even like this game at this point, i got burned out + with every new patch the game gets more disappointing and more dead

i cannot find inner peace... too much money i have spent on an account for a dead, stupid, unenjoyable game where i achieved basically nothing (r1 high mmr is not an achievement)
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>>147761261
master skin i mean
>>
Maybe I am retarded, but I don't get how even a bad Mage like Jaina can be the worst hero in the game if we have chatacters like Gazlowe or Kerrigan.
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>tfw all you stupid newcomers don't know shit
>tfw you were never there for the days when Stitches, Arthas, Tychus, and Uther were on every team
>tfw you will never see a three lives Tychus
>tfw you will never again see an invincible Arthas
>tfw you will never know just how fucking worthless early Gazlowe was
>tfw you will never know just how fucking irritating early Murky was
>tfw you will never again cheese teamfights on Haunted Mines with an early group up before the golems spawn

You fuckers don't know shit. Stop acting like you do.
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>>147761718
>bragging about playing this game back when it was really, really bad
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>>147761718
I thought early Gaz was good because camps mattered more since they didn't appear on the map.
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Ranked is such a fucking joke.
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>>147761890
He was alright at camp clearing, but in those days, having shit loads of damage and a good tank for early objectives and teamfights was all that mattered. Having his fast camp clear was worthless for how little dmg he brought to the teamfights. It also didn't help that Nova and Zera were considerably better at ganking in those days either.

>>147761861
The game was in a shittier state as far as UI elements and hero-pool went, but the matches themselves were far more enjoyable. You don't know shit, kid.
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>it's a "YOU LOSE because Tassadar went off on his own and got ganked just before temple time" episode

ONLY
CONSTANT
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>>147762372
I played from beta you idiot. The game was infinitely shitter back then and so were the matches.
The reason the game lacks players despite it being a fairly well-promoted Blizz game is that everyone who checked it out back then was instantly turned off the game due to its crappiness.
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>>147764147
>$10 heroes
there goes 350,000 players

>talent gating
there goes 1.2 million players

>retarded beta invite process
there goes 800,000 players who got bored of waiting
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>>147764293
Talent gating turned nobody off the game. It's shit, but nobody went "well this game is fun but it has talent gating, oh well".

And Overwatch had the same beta invite process and the same streamers getting invites to promote the game, but guess what, nothing was retained from that because this game was not very good back then.
>>
>Kharazim spends entire game flaming Lunara for "low damage"
>tell him to shut the fuck up and play
>he gets so butthurt he actually sends me fanmail afterwards

can't wait to get silenced so I don't have to deal with platinum hell anymore. I wonder how these players manage to get dressed without flipping their shit at their moms every time they don't find a sock THE SECOND THEY WANT IT
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>>147659935

i just had a really good game

feels good man
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>>147715505

tfw you feed and you just dont give a fuck
>>
Why not just nerf Li-Ming? Her and KT are obviously a bit of a problem, why not just tune them down to the point where they aren't immediate first pick or first ban? Wouldn't THAT, you know, promote diversity? Then people who actually like them would get to play them more consistently.
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>>147767758
because good players know how to deal with KT and Li-Ming
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>>147767758
li ming is actually kinda fine at this point
her teleport build needs slight nerfs but she's fine otherwise
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>>147715505
>Gives a little girl alcohol
>Probably rapes her too
Is chen the best uncle in the world?
>>
>>147767881
it's not dealing with them that's the problem, it's the amount of effort and coordination from the defending team vs the effortlessness of dealing damage unpunished as those heroes that makes them instant bans. if those heroes were actually hard to play well (like Vikings or Cromi), they wouldn't be banned.
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>start day with like 1.2
>"alright time to go back to grandmaster after not playing for a couple of days"
>11 games later
>2-9
>demotion game
>mfw
>>
Why is olaf such a fucking dick
>>
ded thread ded game
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>>147773356

Everyone moved to Evolve
>>
Where is Bikini Lili?
>>
>>147766998
Is that a Tracer carry? The fuck is with that siege, there's no dragon or terror.
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>get called bad by your teammates all game but you're doing your best
>tfw it probably is your fault that you lost
>>
>enemy has Lili, Johanna, Artanis
>our last 2 picks insta lock Tracer and Raynor
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>>147774246
>Evolve

moved from a moba to a first person shooter

i dont think so m8
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>>147760572
I have no Idea who that is but if the Butcher can get in I don't see why he can't
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>>147775472
I suck too, don't worry. Play some ARAM to blow off steam.
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any reason the thread is SO DEAD?
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>>147778202
evolved, back to work, steam gaems
>>
>towers of doom
>first pick shows that he has kael and li
>banner bans one of them
>first pick takes crow man of many playmakings instead
>second pick takes chromie
>enemy team has Xul AND Naz
>base lockdown is pretty much assured in the draft
>plat raynor paired with chromie throws at the first altar lost and disappears from TFs
*sigh* To think my placements were going so fine. How do guys like those even get to more than gold?
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>>147778202
Tyrande is used goods

>10 thousand years of taking dick

Li-Ming is clearly superior
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>>147778202
i only post about waifus
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>>147778202

dat butt bump though
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>ONLY CONSTANT IN YOUR GAMES ARE YOU!
>ELO HELL DOESN'T EXIST!
>NO SUCH THING AS FORCED 50!!!
>most hero damage IN THE GAME
>most seige damage IN THE GAME
>most xp
>ONE HUNDRED PRECENT kill participation.

if you ACTUALLY think that the ranked system isn't complete fucking bullshit and 100% based on luck and that "if you deserve to rank up, you win XDDDD" you should fucking kill yourself immediately.
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>>147780506
>ipwnlocks
>plays jaina
>complains about losing
holy
kek

This guy is on full retard meltdown
>>
>>147778202
I was in a game.
>>
>it's a dragon shire episode
>it's a no one groups in dragon shire episode
>it's a everyone keeps getting caught out by the grouped up enemy team episode
>it's a i can't be fucked to do this shit anymore because nothing I do matters episode
>it's a Diablo has died 10 times
>it's a the duo are a couple of fucking retards and blame everyone but themselves episode
>it's an unwinnable game because the enemy team has actual coordination and, you know, groups up episode
>it's a i shouldn't have fucking bothered with ranked episode
>>
>>147780580
>y-y-you didn't play the meme characters, so you deserve to lose
>completely ignore the fact that i outpreformed everyone in the game despite not using an 'opitmal' champion
fucking kill yourself you retarded degenerate
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>>147780142
Cheers love, the _____ is here!
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>>147780506
>4 deaths
kys

hi there, if u wanna be validated however, then you must post 10 of ur most recent ranked games
>>
>>147780938
buttslut
>>
>>147780506
>playing Jaina
There's your problem
>>
>second-to-last pick hovers Nova
>we tell them we need to a tank
>na easy win
>insta locks Nova

I fucking hate this game

I absolutely fucking despise this game
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>>147781554
the same situation will happen at higher ranks occasionally too. have fun climbing
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>>147780580
Isn't ipwnlocks confirmed ponyfucker?

I'm starting to think that he was the one who rat on Axolotl
>>
>>147781554
Had something similar

>Be second pick, pick Thrall to help another tank protect our KT
>No one picks a tank
>Someone picks medivh and malf
>Not even going full 5 man assassin gank squad

Straight out of quick match.
>>
>>147782982
Yeah he is and probably is the rat. They both seem to be the same person.

>>147780815
>shit picks
>surprised to lose
el oh el
>>
would you guys rather have Senjinn or ipwnlocks in your team? Senjinn is fun for verbal abuse at least
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>>147784368
I'd take Senjinn.
Both have over inflated ego's.
Both can't see past themselves, both are shit teammates, but at least Senjinn brings the shit talking.
Ipwn is just a bitch, a little whining bitch.
>>
>>147784368
I don't even know who senjinn is and isuckdicks is one of the largest retards I've seen in MOBA history and that's rich as I've played thousands of hours in LeL in the past and good lord did that have some mouthbreathers.
>>
>>147784368
I'd rather have Snacks playing sgt hammer
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>>147780938
>>147781074
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>>147780938

horsecock
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>>147785902
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>>147785902
>>147786036
What would Trace do if she saw Tyrande bending over?
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>>147786610
faceplant into tyrandes butt
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>>147786610
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I hate tracer's "we'll make a come back!" emote. So fucking obnoxious.
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>>147786803
A lot of those auto-emotes are lame as shit. I do quite like Rehgar's though.
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has anyone seen sonya? nova has a big surprise for her
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>>147786803
>one, two, three, four... yeah that's all of us
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GUYS!! i think i figured out why i might have autism.. ok ever since i was a kid i was having problems with math and in high school i had the absolute worst possible grades on it, it was really uninteresting, i couldnt understand shit and i didnt want to understand it either

it is in the way how i do basic math

337 - 184

JUS LOok at all this shit that i go through

300 - 100 = 200

237 - 004 = 233

233 - 30 = 203

200 - 50 = 150

150+3=153
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>>147789951
yeah that's pretty shit
7-4 is 3
then 33-18 is +2 to base 10
then another 13 is 15, would be able to recognize as simply 15 in one step with practice.
153
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Not really a fan of evolved. It's not comfy, not comfy at all. Oh well, back to raging at this game.
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>>147780938

comfy no shave girls

i'll see mself out now
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>>147789951
Just the fact you posted this in a HotS general proves you have autism
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>>147792405

even though i drew this as a joke and satire on tumblr style bitches... at the end of the day it still exists... whathaveidone.jpg

ahfuckitYOLOfuckthepolice.jpg
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>>147792965
>fuckthepolice.jpg

Wow anon...................................................................................................wow
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>>147789951

184 + 100 = 284

284 + 50 = 334

334 + 3 = 337

= 153
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>>147793286
logic literally where?
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>>147793284

to soon?
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Are you guys ready to use rain of destruction?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EraohLbzm-o
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>>147793507
its a static target, now go back to bronze
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>>147793507
No

>Use fear
>They run into the towers and fucking die
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>>147793507

>claim they want to make jaina about zone control while nerfing the size of her blizzard
>give gul'dan this massive aoe that deals massive damage

unbelievable
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>>147793939
Yeah, it couldn't hit a static fucking target.

The fact it can't hit a fucking target dummy says a lot more than the fact tracer will zip out and pulse bomb him before a single teammate gets hit.
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Make Rock It! Turret XL baseline.
Make ARK Reactor baseline.

Increase radius of Xplodium Charges by 20% but remove the talent that increases their size.

Make Hyperfocus Coils baseline

Add talent which reduces damage taken by AoE for his turrets

Probably final steps to making Gazlowe more viable.
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>>147793507
As odd as it may sound, I feel like what needs to be done to make it a much better ult is to reduce the radius on it, effectively cutting down the possible landing points for meteors. Compensate by cutting down the CD.
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>>147794657
Or leave it as is and take away the 7 second channel
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>>147794753
As in turn it into a Cast It And Forget It deal? I'd like that. Sounds neat.
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>>147780938
Heroes never die!
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>>147797623
mercy a cute!
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>Gul'dan
>doesn't have Hand of Gul'dan

Your soul shall be mine!
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>>147798008
According to the Leakbro, one of his abilities was called Hand of Gul'dan. It must have been changed at some point between then and now.
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>>147798008
>Gul'dan
>can't turn into Jaraxxus
>can't Reno himself
>can't summon molten giants
do these hacks even play their own games. LOL
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>>147798261
This.

hots team is really out of it.
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>>147798008
Technically he has both of his hands.
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when you know your role. feels good man

HOLY FUCK has johanna always been this good? just started playing her and is the last character i havent tried in this game yet and i guess best for last because she is literally the best tank in the game, literally, if you build her right you can easily 1v5, solo all camps and i once solo'd a boss to, jesus christ this woman can take a punch!

best tank in the game hands down, lots of good offense poser to, i bought her before jumping back on this thread since she is only 4000 gold, why was she so cheap when she is one of the best heroes in the game????

>>147798261

>demon summoning warlock
>doesnt summon a single demon

ok blizzard, now im pissed, do you even know what a fucking warlock is? video related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvoestFRMXQ
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>>147799117
>8 death Medivh
KEK
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>>147799117
Because nobody really plays her. She's fucking great, it's just that people want to PUT OUT THE DAMAGE YEAH FUCK YEAH ITS ALL ABOUT HOW MUCH DAMAGE I DO LOOK AT MY BIG DICK, and shit like that, which she can do decently but just not as well as others. She's specifically built to be a guardian, and people hate playing that.
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>>147663240
Arthas
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>>147799505

i must be a weirdo then because i dont mind playing the healer or being the tank and soaking up damage like a sponge for the team, on boos, group fights, or at the enemy base to win the game

being a tank in this game is fun
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>>147799845
Yeah, I'm the same way. I love being the big sponge that annoys the fuck out of people as they try and get at a squishy or something.
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>>147788334
Sonya is bigger
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>>147663240

ORC COCK!
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>>147793507

i was born ready ptr anon
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>>147800836

who else gonna be broke after they spend all there gold on guldan the second he goes live?

sacrificing all your hard earned gold for the best warlock in wow lore is well worth it imo famz
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Weekly Sale Items for July 12- July 19, 2016
Uther — Sale Price: 4.19 EUR | 3.19 GBP
Judgement Uther Skin — Sale Price: 4.99 EUR | 3.69 GBP
Shogun Artanis Skin — Sale Price: 4.99 EUR | 3.69 GBP

Alongside this upcoming sale, we’re also going to swap a couple of mounts in the Shop, and reduce a hero’s gold and real-money prices:
Returning Mount
Spectre Phantom
Mount Removal
Space Lord’s Starbreaker
Upcoming Price Reduction
Kael’thas' prices will be reduced to 8.49 EUR | 6.49 GBP and 7,000 gold.
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>>147801245
God I hope they make a Diablo crossover skin for Gul'dan.

>Dark Wanderer Gul'dan with Diablo's soulstone protruding from his fucking forehead.
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>>147802061
>Kael’thas' prices will be reduced to 8.49 EUR | 6.49 GBP and 7,000 gold

RESTI N PEACE
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>>147802061
He's still 7k gold, so he won't be as bad as Jaina who is only 4k.
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>>147802061
>Kael’thas' prices will be reduced to 8.49 EUR | 6.49 GBP and 7,000 gold.

that's 3k down the drain boys

how could this happen
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>>147801245
Depending on Angel Boobs' skillset I might shell out 15k for the first time since I started playing this game. I'm bad at piano style play so Heroes that need lots of actives to be good are not my thing.
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>>147784368
senjinn has a cute dick so i'd obviously go with him over the pony fucker
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dont b so ded guise
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>>147802061
>i can save another 3k on my EU account and spend them on zagara
yes
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>>147803335
We won't see Auriels skillset until like a week after Gul'dan drops to 10k.
So you either buy blind or buy late.
Or did you mean that you'll ignore Gul'dan and drop 15k on Angel's Boobs?
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>>147802895
>bought him for 10k on release when dropped from 15k
>hardly play him
>only right now he's level 7
Never cared for his kit. I feel he's overrated and he's rarely fun. The only memorable moments I have with him is instagibbing a Tracer with dank combo (FUCK Tracer) and just pyroblasting niggas.
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>>147780506
that falstad tho...jfc he's long-ranged and dodgy, wtf were they doing
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>>147804824
why isn't he grandmaster yet?
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>Dragon Shire
>Team consists of Artanis/Rexxar/Rehgar/Falstad
>Last pick in HL picks Azmo
>10 min in, stacks don't even show up on stats page
>Bitches about Falstad being bad at using his ult
>Contributes fucking nothing
>Call him out on it
>"Dude u suxx u have less healing than bw"
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>>147805354
>Or did you mean that you'll ignore Gul'dan and drop 15k on Angel's Boobs?

Yes, that's what I meant, I wasn't too clear about it.


I think Gul'dan looks baller but I suck at actives so I think if I drop 15k It'd be better on Auriel since I'm interested in both.
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>>147732062
All that is holy, what's the sauce on this orc slut taking dick? Boorus got nothing.
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New. Best ETC build? Playing him while he's F2P and probably gonna buy him next.
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>>147799117
Bronze? Because that Medivh cringes me.
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>>147809958
>tfw the only reference to the real ETC in ETC's kit is that he plays I Am Murloc if he catches Murky in a mosh
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>>147766998
a stomp is sadly not a good game. your comp was way better
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>>147780815
>retarded degenerate
aren't you a ponyfucker
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>>147809958
Q>Q>W>Mosh>W>speed metal>whatever

Works for a good general build.
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>>147811942
Honestly im not sure how viable solohealing tyrande is

I tried it on BoE in a low end HL game and we managed to win like a fight or two but it was so contingent on my teammates engaging perfectly and positioning perfeclty during fights, and like one misstep and we were fucked. And considering this was not high MMR there were a lot of missteps.

Not to mention her DPS isnt exactly super high so you dont even get that "you dont have any healing but you have rediculous freight train DPS" tradeoff you usually get when you dont draft a healer
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>>147809958
>>147812326
Don't forget your groupies healing when you have no healer or you have allies that lack sustain, shit's great you can heal 1k in area by the time you reach around 20 gloves and it has no cap limit.
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>>147813023
Tyrande is a very strong support if played well and her team isn't a bunch of drooling retards.
I was on a 7-game win streak with her until I got a team of such drooling retards.
No, she's not a top-tier healer like Rehgar, Uther or Morales can be, but she has enough that she can keep a tank up in a fight long enough for the team to do something useful. Again, if they're not drooling retards who only focus Johanna and ignore the fuck out of the low-health Lili right next to her.
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>>147802061
fug I just bought kaelthas yesterday :DD
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i wanna cuddle with li-ming and touch her little dicklet
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>>147802061
Jaina treatment soon™
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>>147814189
get help ipwn
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>>147813583
>Again, if they're not drooling retards
Like i said we're talking like mid silver MMR games here. "Drooling retards" would be an understatement. You need high healing output to keep those dumbfucks alive.

It sucks too cuz when I'm getting forced to play healcuck because my teammates are grabbing all the roles that are actually impactful i like the idea of playing an unconventional support just so i can actually be challenged instead of rehgar or uther literally brainless point and click healing.
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>master player picks aba on curse
>already have zag and tychus
>has no one to clone
>well he's a master, maybe he'll do some MLG shit
>has lowest in every category and most deaths at the end of the game

also
>lose 3 games in a row to demotion
>now lower than where you started today

ok
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>>147815885
Typical abthur player

>doesn't do shit
>his team starts to lose because it's literally a 4v5
>abathur gets angry and goes afk
>team actually loses
>"bg noob team"

everytime
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>>147816641
People like that make him look bad. Such a shame.

And no, Abathur doesn't make it a 4v5.
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I need someone to carry me from D1 to master, EU plz.
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>4 loss streak
>about to get demoted to d3

hold me /vg/. i can't carry the shitters today no matter how many people i maw, no one ever follows up
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>>147813023
generally she's not viable but you will have much more of the game in your hands in safe games for her. you want someone with good burst (short fights) to minimize your healing needs, to go against another lower single target healer, and low aoe and mobility on the other team. as a second healer you want that burst even more because the other healer won't have much either. other things mean less in that case

>>147814590
she's like the nova of healers. you'll work your butt off trying to scout, kill, and keep up people that won't just hearth, all because they expect the same game every game. take reghar for all the garbage that will blame you for taking tyrande and enjoy the vacation time instead.
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>>147814590
>Uther
>Brainless
Piano Uther is hard as fuck to get right.
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>>147803335
>Heroes that need lots of actives
>HOTS
pick one
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tfw no patch
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So, Gul'dan has no real gimmick?
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Artanis is pretty fun to play in quick queue if you go for a full shield build
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>>147817626
don't worry after the patch no one will pick maw ever
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I'm starting to play medivh. Level 7 I took the quest. Is it normal that it is reseted once I die ?
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>come back to hero league after quitting because of dropping 2 ranks with shitters like instalock zeratul and jaina who haven't played in months
>About 5 min queue
>Get a gold sylvanas as firstpick
>She afks since start until kicked
>Comes back 10 mins into the game
>feeds some more
>Jaina has less than 1k less dmg than bw
>Muradin keeps jumping into 5 mans why we are away, except when I call for help at the gem turn in
> -213
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>>147821305
Vol 2.
Jaina was picked after grey and abathur, died twice as much as anyone else :^)
maybe after the nerfs people stop picking her?
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Whatever happened to Medivh's Mana Adept tealent?
Why did they remove it?
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>>147812059
whats wrong with having sex with a pony?
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>>147821920
>KT and ming not banned
What the fuck were the bans? Tracer and Morales?
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>>147823160
He has it baseline now
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how small is Li-Ming's penis supposed to be?
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>>147829373
she's got a feminine smug one desu
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Firstpick falstad.
everything looking good, then raynor (anubarak) demands people lock thrall and rehgar, medivh is like ''bruh don't got thrall'' and raynor starts throwing a sissy fit about how it's all lost now.
medivh bans anubarak to spite raynor (anubarak) and then he doesn't wanna play anymore.

everything was much more fun and friendly in diamond 4, now I will never get back there.
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>>147831652
got no idea why there's a huge white bar under my screenshot, sorry about that, anyway here's the postgame.
we lost.
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>>147825934
Yep. Ours.
And the captain(bw) waited the full duration each time,as if the search time wasnt long enough hovering over meme heroes, same with their picks so we dont have a clue what they want to pick.
Best part bw crying she couldn't ban abathur even though she wanted to.
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>>147799117

win or lose next game i get my level 5 johana, :^)

cant wait to play her in ranked, maybe i can get my rank 1 silver status back regardless of being paired with shit noob players or not, i feel like i can carry the whole team with johanna even if there the worst players in hots
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>>147833610
I'd be happy to play with you!
t. Silver 2 for life
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>>147833610

im back down to 11,000 gold after buying jaina to since she is a dirt cheap 4k gold hooker now

i had 20,000 cuz i dont know how much guldan is going to be the second he goes live, but i bought johana and jaina before blizzard changes thier mind and makes them super expensive again
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>>147834131
heroes always cost 15000 gold the first week of their release.
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>>147833610
for a moment I thought you were ipwnlocks
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I'm new, I heard li-ming on release was bonkers, in what way?
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>>147834763
Orb had a talent that pulled anyone it hit towards the center of the blast, making it easier to land your missiles. Missiles also did full damage to buildings instead of half which meant you could easily snipe turrets from the start of the game and even worse later if you picked the 5x missile talent
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>>147834763
she was marketed as being "high risk/high reward" but has so many escapes and survivability that it's essentially impossible to die as her
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>>147835284
This.
A Ming or tracer with deaths is a bad Ming/Tracer.
Unless you get a double kill and set up a full wipe, you had no reason to die.
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When will they fix Artanis?
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>>147834763
Q did x2 more damage to structures
W had a talent that pulled people in, so Q was almost a guarantee hit.
R laser only had a 20 sec cooldown
Teleport shielded for 25% max hp
Triumvirate healed for 25% max hp per kill
Power hungry gave 20% ability power
Astral presence regenerated mana when below 50%
Glass cannon increased ability power by 25%
R laser slowed for 60% instead of 40% like it's now
Tal Rasha had 1 stack of 20% ability power
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>>147659935

ok, ok, slowpoke here. Is Kaeyoh, Dread's boyfriend? I didn't know Dread was gay.


ALSO, there is another tranny besides Faye streaming HotS. THANK GOD. And she is gorgeous. Such a pretty smile. Faye is still transitioning; do anyone know why she didn't join Murlocs?
>>
>>147836141
>e-celeb shitter
>tranhe enabler
L M A O
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>>147833610
Playing warrior is probably the fastest way to get out of lower tiers solo. As long as you're talkative and ping your intentions and tell people when to group up; you largely get to dictate the positioning of engagement, and good positioning wins out in low tiers. Whereas when you're an assassin if (when) the warrior dives in recklessly you can either join him in dying or escape and now not be able to do much besides poke; either way your team will be tilted. If you play support you're at the mercy of the rest of the team's decisions.
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>>147833610

wew lads

time for ranked johanna

also how is it blizzard makes it super hard for noob players to play ranked yet all i get paired with is idiots that dont know how to play?

really makes you thinks huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1CyJzPQah8
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>>147836983

>not knowing the BIG DICK DAMAGE

>not eating the boypucci

What can I say? I started dating exclusively trasngirls and I can't get enough. I fucking love them. Expand your horizons anon.
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>>147837239
get out degenerate, we like straight white females here
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>>147837295

asian girls are the best though, lad
>>
>>147837417
ok let me rephrase that
we like straight non-nigger females here
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>>147837114
This isn't your blog autismo, leave
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>>147823203
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>>147823160
I still don't know what that pic has to do with the filename, but I want to impregnate those tits
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>>147837472
Do tyrande and auriel count as non-niggers?
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>>147837578

not only is the thread basically dead but its time for a new one anyway so who cares?

so who is the real autistic retard here, me or you?

i think its you m8
>>
>get flamed on ending screen by guy for refusing to charge in 4x5 without our thrall two levels below
>matched against him
>stomp so hard it wasn't even funny
it seems the "only constant" goes both ways, eh :^) best argument against scrubs is letting them play
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>>147837578

literally mfw
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>>147838814
their angelic form is alright
>>
i got silenced
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>>147840561
rip, can you blog about it?
>>
Iron Fists or Transcendence for Monk?
He feels so fucking weak without Iron Fists, but does fuck all healing without Transcendence.
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>>147835961
Jesus...
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>>147841248
always healing. anything else is bronze
>>
>>147840561
try luck in lol
who knows, maybe it's your kind game
>>
>>147835592
Anyone?
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>>147841248
Transcendence, Insight might be a decent option if you want more damage while keeping up with heals.
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>>147835961
Not triumvirate, Dominance.

Triuvirate got a small buff, it requires less travel range to activate now.
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>>147839239
>time for a new one
Nigga what?
We still have about 200 posts to go
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>>147841248
I'm looking forward to seeing how the new insight pans out.
>>
>still no surrender option in this tragedy of a fucking game
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>>147835592
how exactly is he broken?
>>
>>147820779
read the tooltip

Also dont die.
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>>147843649
He sucks chode in the current meta
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>>147843892
Artanis doesn't suck, he just requires certain other characters to be good, making him a poor draft.
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>>147842779
it still sucks balls desu
>>
>QM as Hammer
>enemy team has Azmo, Chromie, Zera, Li-Ming, and Kerrigan

what did i do to deserve this

like what the fuck
>>
Have anyone noticed that the heroes with less winrate, aka meme heroes, has the most half assed builds on strategy fansites? I wonder if that is why people fail so much with them.
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>>147845125
>what did i do to deserve this
You picked hammer outside of an AI game
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>>147845296

The only hero that will single handle lose you a game is TRASHlowe. Everyone else, even fucking Nova, can make it work.
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>>147845125

>hammer
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>>147845454
>TRASHlowe
Even he can do some shit these days, and with the huge PvE buff, he'll become a good bit less worthless also.
Nova's still the worst hero around right now.
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>>147844647
honestly is there a warrior in the game right now who doesn't require their team to follow through on their plays? This is why I don't tank anymore in silver.
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>>147845580

No, nope. Trashlowe is so trash he have his own shit tier in every-single-tier list. EVERY-SINGLE-ONE.
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>>147845607
play arthas
dumpster people on your own
>>
>>147845708
Because he's a meme at this point. It'd be a bad tier list if he wasn't on his memetic personal tier.
If you look past all the memes, he can still do a better job than Nova does right now.
>>
LUNARA
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>>147846164
sucks
>>
How is hammer orbital ult not broken on Towers of Doom? She destroys the 3 towers every couple minutes and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop it.
>>
>>147846164

SOPPING
>>
>>147846284
just shoot her
>>
>>147846421
DEER
>>
>>147846284
I'd really like to see that.
Sounds bueno
>>
>>147846492
Cock?
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>>147846284
But can she tell why kids like mnemonic toast crunch?
>>
>>147847203
>mnemonic
What the fuck spell check, how did you turn cinnamon into mnemonic?
>>
Why does /vg/ never put Diablo on lists despite him having 24% popularity with 53%? Doesn't seem like a niche pick. how do you fit him into comps?
>>
>>147846284
Because most matches on towers of doom aren't long enough for it to even matter.
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>>147847497
It's hard. If you want to to excel at what he does best, crowd control, then you have to talent him in a way that he isn't that great of a tank. If you spec for tanking, there are better tanks. His damage isn't high enough to be a great 2nd warrior.

He's really good, but none of the best comps have a place for him at all.
>>
>won 9 of the last 10 games
>suddenly queue takes three times the estimate
Is the matchmaker looking for 500 mmr players for my team to force me to lose?
>>
>>147848227
Yes
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Jesus those spoiled retards. Now they are sad that there are no new leaks. I can decide if their stupidity is more funny or infuriating.
>>
>>147848227
You sound like a good player anon, maybe you can help these... not as good... players win a few matches?
>>
>>147847815
Would he fit in a protect the mage (kael/li) dual tank comp as a bruiser + another assassin (and a support) in a map which doesn't require a specialist, or maybe replacing the 2nd assassin with (pre-rework) Zagara? This setting is not that uncommon... Though he would probably be just icing on the cake since the rest of the team is already all geared up
>>
>>147848521
>>147848639
Ended up winning it but our Tracer was full on retarded
I was playing Xul and pushed the enemy hard with a murky team mate who ran around capping camps. Lost all objectives except the very last one since we forced the enemy to come defend
>>
>>147848630
Thanks, reddit.
>>
>>147848630
They are so fucking far up their own ass they can't tell up from down
>>
>>147848630
>HEY REDDIT THIS GUY LEAKS HEROES, EVERYONE MUST KNOW!
>WTF WHERE ARE THE LEAKS????

i don't understand
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Them memes
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>>147837472
Don't you have some shitposting to do in /pol/?
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>>147843578

Please dont ever put a surrender button in blizzard

>you finally roll a good team
>your dominating and obviously going to win and win big XP
>enemy team surrenders early, you only get 40,000 XP for winning
>every game you win is like this
>you can never level up characters off only winning 40kXP a game

>3 people vote to surrender
>even though your 2 levels ahead and can still win

>they surrender for dumb reasons like the enemy team got the boss, a player lost all there coins gems, theres 1 player no one likes playing with, or----

>your team surrender after a full team wipe, even though you still have all your towers and the enemy team has no towers left

because people a literally that retarded

so no, please, dont ever add a surrender button!
>>
>>147706058

Well medivh IS shit, so it is your fault, GJ throwing the game for everyone else.
>>
>>147854213
>medivh IS shit
reddit is that way >>147848630
>>
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just meme in qm with chogall

ironically check hotdogs

suddenly top 15

wew, I guess all the tryhards has moved to HL/TL
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>>147855010
>impqu is finnish
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>>147855393
what did u expect
>>
>>147659935
I'm I the only one who can't stand that fat cuck Pallytime?
>>
>>147855594
why boner
>>
>>147855660
He's okay.
>>
>>147855010
>hotdogs has a finnish translation of the site
>actually using it
>>
heroes of the storm best shemales and tgirls list

1. li ming (cute little girly dicklet)
2. sonya (has big dick!!!)
3. tyrande (nice veiny schlong)
4. kerrigan (nice veiny schlong)
5. sylvanas
6. lunara (nice veiny schlong)
7. tracer
8. johanna (has big dick!!!)
9. nova
10. jaina (pretty generic tranny)
>>
>>147661441
>arguing a hyperbole with a hyperbole

MOBA is for people who can't git gud at RTS.
>>
>>147855948
Why.
Like man dude just have sex with men
>>
>>147856293
no don't you see anon
it's perfectly fine if they're girls with dicks
nothing gay about wanting to suck some junk yo
>>
>>147855896
hotdogs is the first non-finn site ever, which has a proper finnish translation

you have no idea how huge this is for our people, i have to embrace it
>>
>>147856420
>proper finnish translation
>olen kirjoittanut pienen selityksen sitä tänne

Anyways, if you can't use English sites as a Finn you might aswell kill yourself
>>
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>>147855948

so in your head all the guys have dicks, and all the chicks have dicks and no one has a pussy?

why?

what do you have again plump, soft, and tight pussy?

pussy id the best thing ever, your missing out everyone in the world has a dick and vaginas dont exist anon!
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Do we know the release date for Auriel please?
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>>147855948
>>
>>147856742

pussy is the best thing ever*
>>
>>147856742

what do you have against plump, soft, and tight pussy?*

jesus christ i need a new usb keyboard
>>
>>147855660
I used to think he was annoying too.

But then I realized that raging autistic fuck Hengest is way worse, and now pallytime doesn't seem so bad.
>>
>>147856837
In about 4 weeks
>>
>>147856720
>missing just 1 i

>Anyways, if you can't use English sites as a Finn you might aswell kill yourself

uhh what, i never implied that

stop being so mad shitter
>>
>>147668265
Had the same experience when trying out Hammer today. 8 matches, 8 wins. Meanwhile my QM MMR is a whole league above my HL MMR.
>>
>>147856837
if this tranny put on about 20 lbs of muscle she could play live action sonya
>>
>>147857207
I usually don't watch whatever network he is with, but as his crossovers with mewn increase, I get annoyed. Too different a style for me.
>>
>>147856178
That's why I play. I'm very mediocre at Star Craft.
My hands can't keep up with my brain. Heroes maked my hands feel good.
>>
>>147856178
I actually literally have never played a MOBA or RTS before HOTS.

I fee like abandoning a lot of its conventions is what helps get people to try it out.

I would not be surprised if a large portion of the player base is the same way, seeing as everyone I know who grew up with RTS and later went to play MOBAs shits on it.
>>
>>147856178
true, the only people who played dota in war3 were the shitters who could not play the real game
>>
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>there are people playing hots who were born after red alert 2 came out
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>>147856293
Not him but some people just really like tits and feminine features in general but think dicks are great too.

Why not just combine them all
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>>147858785
>there are people playing hots who were born after Warcraft: Orcs & Humans came out
>>
ded gaem
>>
>>147859510
>>147858785
>There are people playing hots

somehow I doubt that
>>
Fuck this game and its shitty matchmaking.
>>
>>147861286
I'm playing with 4 retards right now
>>
>>147856178
I have played RTS all my life, but fuck SC2 it's just boring as shit.
>>
>>147856293

this >>147859304

also dudes generally have body hair and that's gross
>>
>>147862003
Sorry to break this to you but women also have body hair
>>
>>147862536

xD
>>
>>147862536
Not like men
>>
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>"TRUST US GUYS WE'RE UNDEFEATED WITH CHO'GALL"
>12 deaths
>"GG"

Just don't. No.

diamond 3 here i come
>>
>>147846272
my cock
>>
>>147863348
>pick cho'gall
>don't ban tychus
Just asking for it
>>
go in grubbys channel and tell him the game is ded and watch him have an autism fit
>>
>>147864497
do not bully the grub
>>
>>147864497
You actually went back to /vg/ like I told you.
Absolute mad man anon
>>
>hots stream
>talks about talents instead of playing the game
Dead game
>>
>>147865762
>talking about jaina talents
dead as fuck
>>
>>147865918
He doesn't even play jaina, not sure why he is talking about them.
>>
>even GM people are first picking Nova
MMR literally broken
>>
>>147814590
You want brainless healing, play Lili. Don't even have to point and click. Just hit the button and it does it all for you.
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Why is it allowed that Lunara can be so cute?
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>>147868704
because elves or part elves have +10 to cuteness
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>>147868829
No, elves get a plus to elegance.
DEER get a bonus to cuteness.

Cutest pestilence animal on the planet.
>>
>>147868829
I guess that makes sense, just seems unfair she can be that cute
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>play ranked
>gonig to play god-king abathur
>faggot on my team bans abathur
>pick gazlowe
>feed
you brought this upon yourself
>>
>>147869123
I just want to pet that deer
>>
>>147869537
You will get crazy mountain fever and lime disease.
>>
>>147869704
Still worth
>>
>official forums are blaze with people bitching about how they're unable to rank up from Platinum 3 to Diamond 2 in a single session
>>
>diablo knock me into a corner
>can't move
>he flips me back out so I can escape
thanks
>>
>>147869975
are people angry about the minion changes? i think games are at a good length now (20 mins~) except garden running long occasionally. really dont like this change
>>
>>147870178
Did that as Diablo once.
Against Artanis, who promptly used Phase Prism on my and got himself trapped again.
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the niggers are going to riot in a city nearby me tonight. should i clean muh guns or play hots?
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>>147870625
Clean guns while waiting for you long hots queues
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the forced fucking 50% is killing me.
im playing a fucking meme hero and im still doing more damage than our fucking assassins
THE FUCK TANK DOES MORE DAMAGE THAN RAYNOR

jesus fucking christ, every single game, im the best player in it, and i cant rank up because of these fucking retards, i dont know how to rank up, apperently you HAVE to play duo with another good person to rank up reliably AT ALL .

i think i have played like 15 games, and i literally can not go up or down in rank, anyone who says the forced 50% isn't real is a fucking retard
>>
>deer
>deer
>deer
it's DOE you dumbshits doe
>>
>>147870625
If anybody breaks into your house, just ask if they would be interested in some soup with a dash of sallac.
>>
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>>147871050
kys
>>
>>147871050
Pick Xul every game, push lanes and ignore objective
>>
>>147871050
> only 1k siege dmg
> 3 deaths
> not even highest xp contr.
> playing gazlowe

It's like you're trying to lose
>>
>>147870625
climb to diamond first, you dip
>>
>>147871156
Didn't you ever watch Mary Poppins, you turbo pleb?
>Doe, a deer, a female deer.
>>
>>147870625
Play Abathur while cleaning your guns
>>
>>147871491
>tfw someone legitimately asked if I was afk because I was silent whole match pushing every single fucking lane and winning the game
>>
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>>147859510
There are people playing hots born after Starcraft II came out.
>>
>>147870625
>dude niggers are going to riot near me should I prepare and make sure I'm safe or play video games xD

Average polposter. Can't even think for himself.
>>
mmr hell is the 'god' of mobas
>can't be proved
>can't be disproved

the people who know better realize it's bullshit
but shitters and scrubs will hold onto it and cry excuses
>>
>tfw no time to play hots
>watching SGDQ all day
>mario maker race starting
Here goes another hour
>>
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>>147868704
>>
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Does hots have the wackiest personalities?
>>
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>>147859510
>there are people playing hots who were born after the warcraft movie came out
>>
>try to get out of diamond hell
>lose once more because of someone on your team who has no idea what he's doing and keeps feeding
>this time it's a tracer who initiates teamfights and with recall on cd and shit like that
>check hotslogs profile
>hero level 6
>28% winrate overall
>0-3 in hl
just why?
>>
>>147875119
>there really are people playing HotS now who were the product of a WoW wedding
>>
>>147875340
because not everyone treats casual video games as serious business?
>>
>>147875486
Which is why QM exists
>>
ENUF OF YOR RUBBISH!
>>
where were you when it was mathematically demonstrated that 1/4th of the playerbase was Rank 1 before the season started?
>>
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>>147874772
Aw, I wanted to read that thread.
>>
>>147875340
How do you get to daimond with that low of a winrate. I haven't played hero league yet, but I have a 68% win rate in quick match and I'm gold.
>>
>>147876509
the rank system is still set up to favor more games than actual mmr.

its to give the crybabies the illusion of progress and to make them feel good when they rank up after playing forever
>>
>>147876509
my bad
that was only including 1000 to 2000 MMR

this is what the picture looks like when you expand to all ranges
>>
I can't believe they buffed tyrael's self shield from 319 to 320, how will he be killed now?
>>
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>ranked match
>guy 1st to pick and b& says he has the best win rate with vikings in all of hots
>insalocks as vikings
>he is fucking terrible
>sends each viking down a different lane the whole match, all less than 10 minutes of it
>our team gets zero kills and zero assists the first 5 minutes
>last 4 minutes he starts calling everyone a noob

WHY THE FUCK ARE VIKINGS ALLOWED IN RANKED????????

FUCK!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>147877983
nobody but sri lanka pro teams play him anyways, you need a hivemind for him to be effective
>>
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>>147878760
>>
>>147878803
He has his uses on tight maps like Dragon Shire or BoE. He has the best mobility and chase of all the warriors in the game.

The loss of angelic momentum next patch fucks him hard, but at least they're finally buffing his useless trait.
>>
>>147877983
what is he even supposed to do
he seems so self-contradictory, or rather, he feels like a pseudo tank
not enough damage to perform as a bruiser
not enough mitigation to perform as a tank
>>
>>147880052

His best use is keeping your allies alive when they're getting ganked, and chasing down near death enemies.

El'Druin's Might with it's area denial talent is perfect for keeping enemies away from your fleeing squishies.
Righteousness will keep them alive against a few more attacks.
Smite will give them the speed boost they need to escape.
Sanctification will protect them if they can't get away immediately.

meanwhile, Smite, El Druin's Might and Judgement give you enough chase to ensure that no squishies can escape from your team. Judgement in particular is also a fantastic initiator if targeted correctly.

Tyrael is a fantastic hero when built right, but he has what may be the worst trait in the entire game.
>>
>>147880052

>not enough mitigation to perform as a tank

His mitigation is supposed to be that killing him is dangerous. This is unfortunately not the case right now. The patch is actually doing a lot to address this specifically with the innate buff and the changes to Even In Death.
>>
>>147881632
>The patch is actually doing a lot to address this
Not when most of the popular characters have shields, doges, and mobility skills.
>>
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Guys, MOBAs are done. Everyone's playing Pepsiman now
>>
>>147883101

Even in Death will push Tyrael's trait to ~1450 damage at level 20 and will give him his teleport while dead. It will be significantly harder to dodge.
>>
So dead
>>
>>147886330
i could post waifus if you want
>>
>>147886650
Well, we have 25 more posts and I rather fap than queue for HL again
>>
>getting bored of HotS
>try dota 2
>item system is convoluted and full of actives
>matches are 45 minutes long
>not fun
>try league
>it's even worse than it was a year ago when I quit

I think MOBA is a dying genre
>>
So who on leakbro's list are you most looking forward to? Do you guys think the inclusion of gyrocopter as a mount means the old gelbin mekkatorque concept is scrapped?
>>
>>147888663
its for the best
>>
>>147888663
GOOD. Now RTS can make a comeback.
>>
>>147888907
blizz way too jewish now to make something as good as war3 was
>>
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>>147888718
Hopefully, we really don’t need more midgets in a gyrocopter, if they want to add Mekkatorque give him a power suit or a mech, he was never a gyrocopter pilot, no doubt he could do it, but every time we see him he is in the front lines shouting nonsense
>>
>>147888907
Warcraft 4 is probably being made already. It's probably going to use the sc2 model of custom games being f2p while everything else you have to buy the game for

I'm only worried about how they are going to try to jew the f2p part
>>
>>147855010
>EU
Someone's stealing all the points after #Brexit.
>>
>>147889756
I cant agree with you enough, I'm really hoping for the mech/power suit especially after hearing hes suppose to be in one for the legion storm the beach scenario
>>
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Well, now I have another reason to hate myself.
>>
>>147889324
I remember not really liking Warcraft 3 compared to 2, but I don't remember why. Might have been the hero units and the fact that I didn't understand micro. I played through 2 using economy and all I ever did for fighting was throw larger forces beside smaller ones and let the attacking happen until one of them was destroyed.

Maybe I should go back and replay Warcraft 3.
>>
>>147890472
>losing to a meme team
>>
I got silenced after being trolled by a team of four jackasses

Uninstalling this piece of shit game, can't deal with the forced 50 and the retards I get matched with anymore
>>
>>147891440
there's nothing better to play
>>
>>147891440
You had gotten a lot of reports even before that game so the silence was going to hit you soon either way
>>
>>147891513
Legion comes out soon, might give that a go. Haven't played WoW since Cataclysm

>>147891521
Yes because literally every game is MINIMUM one retard
>>
>>147891576
WoW died long ago anon, it's time to let it go
>>
>>147891738
O-OK

What do I do between now and Civ 6 in October then? Go outside? Don't be silly
>>
>>147890768
Not just losing, getting completely stomped by a meme team.

I once played a QM as 5 support. We literally got 0 kills.
>>
>>147891939
>Go outside?
you can pokemon go outside

but don't because it's actually fun and reallyfuckingshit
>>
>>147891939
You mean Civ: Mobile edition?
>>
dont die fuck why is it so ded
>>
>>147897045
it's 2am, the game sucks, and video games are ruined forever

all thanks to the jews

fuck you bobby kotick

goodnight, hope I never wake up
>>
>>147897251
y...you too
>>
>>147897045
game is ded, ranked update actually did nothing and redone aesthetically only. More and more people leaving and even the diamond folk are feeling total clusterfucks of one sided wins (for better or worse)
>>
>try out minion changes on PTR
>it's absolute cancer
I really hope this doesn't go live but I guess it's too late
>>
>typing to someone in a whisper
>game finds a hl game while I hit enter
>it goes into draft chat
wtf
>>
>>147900105
>even the diamond folk are feeling total clusterfucks of one sided wins

Is there any way to actually help change this? Or is this just built into the very nature of the game?
>>
>>147900324
Nah it's good

punishes people for not attending to lanes

Makes meme heroes like Murky and Azmo actually worth using now
>>
>>147900873
i'd imagine it would work out if it wasn't for several factors.

1. Relied on past data instead of completely starting anew this season i.e. fucked up placements.
2. This current system is SLOOOOOOOOW so once you're in something, you're stuck in it, including with the shitters.
3. Gaem is ded. Now you're seeing huge rank gaps just to make ranked games happen.
>>
>>147902546
>>147902546
>>147902546
>>147902546

new thread new thread

>>147902546
>>147902546
>>147902546
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