Guild Wars 2 General /gw2g/

Alright senpai, who wants another unique line of Vae ERP? I have one more, but this time it's from Vuncia.

>>147635697
Didn't mean to cuck your question bro, I'll answer it right here.

Current activity: nothing
Goals: ascended gear
Favorite thing: erping

Rikki smacking big round butts

>>147636443
HOPE 3.0's rat pack>other rat packs.

Read this for guild info:

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

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>>147636710
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, most of the ones on your list are either dead or aren't even /vg/, stop posting this troll list all the time please.

>>147636631
This, they don't shit up the thread with petty drama.

>>147636890
This is a bullshit post, ignore it.

>>147635850
>>147635953
>>147636443
>>147636890
>>147636180
Samefag

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>>147637070
I'm not kidding at all, dorf doesn't even recruit from this board, don't mislead newfriends.

>>147635850 (OP)
>>147635953
>>147636443
>>147636890 (You)
>>147636180
Nice meme.

>>147637070
Why?

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>>147637507

>>147636180
Fuck you guys, I thought you cEUcks loved Vuncia..

>>147637679
Umaruposters are so bad.

When is the next living story? Anet press is so vague and terrible.

>>147637507
>can't even post a screen and instead obviously edited the text
Thanks for proving me right faggot.

>>147638386
>not believing me

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How can gravity be real if our eyes aren't real?

>>147636180

>>147637507
Time to pay up.

>>147639189
Why do you idiots think a random post with the number counts? He needs to actually roll. Newfags smfh.

>>147638778
>not capitalizing every word
NEWFAGS SMFH

>>147639321
He linked your post retard, you wouldn't care though since you just want people to bump your dead thread

>>147638778
tfw no fruitbat femcharr wife

>>147640529
I'm not even going to finish reading your post, I know I'm right.
>4chan doesn't like rolling for things anymore
tfw..

Florburz

>page 10
>25 replies

>>147640639
tfw can't wrap my bat wings around anon

>>147644278
we're all gonna make it brah

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>page 10 again

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>think about playing again after half a year brake
>check out what's new
>literally everything new is cash shop shit
No wonder this general is so dead. Anet must really hate their game.

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Alright everybody, spread out and search for any sign of the missing femsura

>>147646165
Found the redditor

>>147646486
found the shill

30 more minutes until this thread falls off

>>147646190
Who is the missing femsura?

>>147646581
I'm pretty sure 95% of the plebbitors in that thread will never even kill xera. Why complain about being able to get a cool item when you would never have gotten it as a raid reward anyways.

If you haven't killed xera you literally can't complain.

I'm going to FUCK Xera

>>147647795
anon never even mentioned xera shit, fuck off shill

>>147637070
I'm going to not ignore it to spite you lol

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>>147647753
This femsura hasn't been seen in the last 24 hours. She was last seen hanging around femcharr in the Salma district

>page 10
Rats are getting lazier by the day

chop chop drosera delete the thread and don't make a new one

Chop Chop dros post nudes

>>147650650
I wish

REMOVE RAT remove rat you are worst rat. you are the rat idiot you are the rat smell. return to caves. to our cave cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,rata sum we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole rat stink rata sum sqhipere shqipare..rat genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead rat..ahahahahahRATA SUM WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ascalon .rata sum we kill the king , rata sum return to your precious cave….hahahahaha idiot rat and rata sum smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE RAT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. ascalon+kryta+orr+cantha=kill rat…you will ascalon/grast alive in rata sum, grast making commissar of kryta . fast rap grast ascalon. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of grast… you are ppoor stink rat… you live in a floating turd hahahaha, you live in a rock grast alive numbr one #1 in ascalon ….fuck the rats ,..FUCKk ashol rats no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. grast aliv and real strong wizard kill all the rat golem with dredge magic now we the krytans rule .ape of the zoo presidant zojja fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and rata sum wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. kryta greattst countrey

>>147636180
STILL NO ROLLS?!

Kick mike from hopecord please?

>>147651778
Nobody cares about your shitty log of Vae shitposting, fuck off.

>>147651778
Keep trying, anon.

>>147651778
>>147637507
this anon already won the roll and you didnt deliver, kys

>>147652584
You fucking idiot, he wasn't rolling for anything, that's not how it works.

>>147652003
No one actually should, but here we are.

>>147652882
>abloo bloo bloo i didnt like your post so it didnt count!
next youll say it doesnt count if they dont specifically say roll go back to /b/ you retard

>>147653506
>anon can see the future
>he chooses to use his precious gift on an anonymous imageboard
For shame..

>tfw HOPE still hasnt posted a good toon
What do you even do HOPE? Except Shitpost

>>147653782
i think everyone in hope is ignoring you senpai

>>147654003
because they dont a single good toom
LOL!

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>>147654178
yea ok man... haha.. they dont have any toons.. haha...

>tfw HOPE still hasn't beaten VG

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post lineups

If only Calsi was still here, everything would be so much better

I want drosera to cum all over my chest after fucking me for 45 minutes

>>147655321
shut up rikki!!

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>>147654689
rare lineup incoming

>wonder why there's so much HOPE shitposting
>it's NA primetime
Of course.

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Female Asuras.

>>147654689
I like that Oothier's clothes look kind of plant-like, your inner-Sylvari is still shining through.

>>147649658
But is there any reward?

>>147655578
>HOPE primetime
>right now

>>147655530
is that fucking blorrt

>>147654689
>will never erp with an army of drosera and femsera clones

why

>tfw no row of submissive naked femcharrs to thoroughly breed them one by one and stuff them with cubs

>>147635850
>be me
>log into the game after a long break
>the gold to gem conversion ratio increased tenfold
>the price of ascended/legendary crafting materials increased tenfold
>a friend tells me that now the gold and karma drop rates are way lower

The "mmo without grinding", truly. I think I'll just quit it for real.

>bew "new player"...

no wait nvm, i just saw the poster count

guess i go to reddit asking my questions lel

>>147657518
Gold has never been easier to make

>>147636631
Who was in 3.0?

>>147659316
sleep tight squatfu

>tfw you will never be a submissive naked femcharr

>>147659316
sleep tight squatfu

>>147659316
sleep tight squatfu

...WAKE UP! WAKE UP, RIKKI!!
WAKE UP WAKEUP AAAAAAAAAAAARIKKI!!!

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Is my attempt at Lady of Pain worth putting 150 gold on?

Ignore the dyes, it's impossible to do proper dyejob on preview.

>>147657518
You already got a reply but inflation is due to gold being easier to acquire.

>>147654689
the cute spotted plant girl is cute! CUTE!

>>147660517
Is it? As I said I've heard it's harder now, didn't try to farm it yet though. But even then the inflation is WAY to big to be justified by that.

>>147654689
Why do you have so many necromancers, you corpsefucker?

>>147661010
>But even then the inflation is WAY to big to be justified by that.

it's really not.

>>147661010
It's definitely not harder.

One of the best methods is doing the AB Octovine meta and opening the grand chests at the end. Not only do you get rares and exotic but karma vials and other things from the meta completion rewards as well like black diamonds and amalgamated gem stones.


It's stupid how fast you make money doing this and they might even nerf it.

>>147659316
sleep tight squatfu

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>mfw trying to ERP with a virg

body parts don't work like that...

Dungeons in this game are utter misery. One wipe and everyone leaves, but no one knows what they're doing so it's a constant stream of wipes regardless. Why bother?

>>147661689
Body parts don't work how?

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Remember when Destiny's Edge actually did stuff?

>>147661865
Mostly just the "balls deep" thing. Maybe I'm just shallow, but it's literally impossible if you have a 10" megacock. Even 5" is pushing it.

>>147662685
Into which hole?

>>147661689
I'm going to go balls deep in snufflefu anon

>>147661830
dungeons are legacy content. The only people doing them are new dudes or older dudes trying to get through it as fast as possible for the tokens. The older dudes won't tolerate fuck ups.

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>>147662685
That's because you are inferior human instead of superior femcharr.

>>147663358
Yeah I'm new. I was doing Catacombs P2 with a 128 reaper. We got to the part where you have to protect the femcharr from gravelings using the traps. Instead of actually using the traps he stood in the middle of the room, got mobbed and died. Halfway through the second attempt two people left.

>>147661689
Neither does every single person have a giant monster dick nor do they shoot buckets of cum.


People watch too much porn desu

>>147663670
writing out about your teaspoon of ejaculate isn't all that fun though.

>>147659316
sleep tight squatfu

>>147664131
I want to do that to someone. RP and write in great detail about having a small dick, pitiful erection, and an underwhelming dribble ejaculation.


Maybe even cry later about his impotency

>tfw you will never have your fluffy femcharr cooch filled with a massive barb and gallons of spunk

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>>147660501

tfw no snufflefu waifu,,,

>>147637248
>faeeq samefagging
wow what a complete surprise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEPRF9UZp0E

>>147662685
I want my rat stretched while loved.

>>147668164
Why is there no bulge?

>>147668364
mesmer illusion

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>>147668164

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>>147668164

>>147668967
>gif
>eyebrows aren't wiggling

fuck off

>>147668164
I can't post it but it's midna's cunny

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>>147668164

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>>147668164

I want to have sex with Comfyanon!!

>>147672083
Go back to fapping to underage rats.

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>>147671380
>tfw you will never shitpost and avatarfag so hard people draw fan-memes of you

>>147672331
>he knows about rednik
kek

>>147672265
shes a nice person and deserves it

>>147672083
why do you like squat? he's more of a faggot than those two combined

>>147673891
wouldn't that be uncomfortable anon?

maybe dangerous even, there's a lot of them.

>>147673891
Yes, please. Die of suffocation.

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>>147672265
maybe if you werent a ratfag people would draw memes for you

>>147674726
I'm not a ratfag yet people don't draw memes for me.

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>>147668364
>>147668407
>>147668497
disgusting

>>147672265
http://i.imgur.com/Dnd6ALl.jpg
Don't forget lewd

>gae shitposts so hard he gets a bunch of free art and lewds for free
what's his secret

why does every femcharr use that stupid lynx face?

>>147672083
apologize to florburz right now

>>147672732
rexxie and vae are friends

>>147677314
Do they fug?

>>147677752
rexxie erps snowsnuffle every day

rexxie's feminine penis penetrating vae's masculine vagina

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Honestly guys, can GW2 still be saved?

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Morning, /gw2g/!

>>147678908
not anymore, we went beyond the point of no return after hot came out

How long is vaes barb

>>147679359
why couldn't they just be regular non-lewd confections

>>147679297
It's only half as long a Legionnaire Dagger's blade.

I want to plug my charger into Oothier's iPhone and give her bar a nice full charge.

rexxie opening up a school for young Australians just learning how to funpost

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>>147660735
I love spots

>>147661225
other way around, I'm the corpse

>>147680435
>You will never fuck the trap's corpse


sigh...

>>147680757
>cant kill a dragon minion
probably dont deserve to fuck such a fine corpse anyway

Does the black citadel recognize same sex relationships?

>>147681094
With how much cock Vaes been sucking I'm sure they're perfectly fine with it.

>vae doesn't even have to post and people shitpost about him anyways

>>147681094
I don't think charr have any sort of state sponsored relationships. Everyone in a warband just sort of fucks one another but that's just part of being in a warband. Don't think there's a word specifically for it.

>>147681708
I know I'm perfect so I don't mind lesser peoples posting about me :3

V...

give me cummies or give me death

>>147681708
As long as Faeeq obsessively shitposts about him vaes name will never disappear

>>147682928
Wow that's a lot of femsura.

Rexxie chaperoning a comfy femsura sleepover. They will braid each other's hair and paint each other's claws and watch scary movies with ice cream and popcorn.

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>tfw not listed in the cool femsuras list

>enigmasloth
>mysterymeat

WHAT/WHO IS ENIGMASLOTH

this drives me mad

>>147684998
what a boring unrealistic scenario

femsura giggling and having pillow fights in their pajamas

I'm really enjoying running around in WvW zergsand shitting numbers all over the place, but is there a class that's notably better for it than others? Right now I'm running around as a Staff reaper spamming minions and watching them Death nova things, but I can't help but feel like I could be doing more to make bigger explosions of numbers.

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>>147679359
Wine? Anyone who knows me would say mint... Or amaretto.

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Mirror mirror on the wall

Who is the most FHD of them all?

>>147686886
Estria whisper me right meow!

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>>147687701
Whisper who?

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Is that disgusting abomination one of Jeff Vann's lesser forms?

>ratfuckers posts being deleted
nice, thank you based mods

>>147688563
It was Jeff Vann before he became an FHD hound.


He was the first FHD waifu even before laya.

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Post pics of cuties! All races welcome

Femsura sleepover playing spin the bottle and truth or dare.

>every mainstream MMO general is filled with sexually repressed autismos
>constant lewds and ERP talk
>zero game discussion occurs

/vg/ is truly the worst board.

>>147689593
Fuck off I ERP and run fractals/raids at the same time scrub

>>147689593
>every possible nonRP topic has be talked to death
>there hasnt been any recent major or even minor updates to anything pve or pvp related
>shy/introverted people who dont like puplic settings go onto mmos and erp it up
>go figure
/vg/ is the same thing its been a year ago and 5 years ago
if you want to talk about game mechanics then stop shitposting and talk game mechanics

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>>147688563
No I don't play Charr

>>147689917

Make a fucking virgin general then, and combine the stupid fucking ERP and avatarfag bullshit from all the games into one containment thread.

Literally scroll up in this thread. 95+% of posts are cringey sex LARPing. Very rarely you see someone try and actually discuss the game, only to be ignored. You are all cancer.

>>147690265
>miss every point of the message
>still not making your own discussion
>stilllll just shit posting
go boohoo some place else
heres your last (You)

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>>147690265
All the cringey LARPing is exclusively from rats. I make an effort to answer questions when people ask them. Nothing new has happened for a while so the only questions being asked are by newer players.

>>147690617
>All the cringey LARPing is exclusively from rats
hahahahahahahaaahaha furrfags at their finest

>>147690724
Post the last time you saw charr posts get as bad as the rats posts. I haven't seen a thread without rat autism flaring up.

>inb4 caturday

>>147690807
>the last time you saw charr posts
>literally everyday with squatfu shit and gae shit
>every week with caturday
>one week that spammed so hard that it lasted 5 days
hahaha fucking rats are bad but theyre nothing compared to you fucking furries spamming the fuck out of every thread
get the fuck out and dont talk to me or my thread ever again

>>147691167
Take this (You) as a parting gift for your efforts. You did nothing but prove my point.

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Why reply?
Can't we all just be happy? :c

I know I used this screenie last thread but I can't take a new one right now :c

>>147690807
>defending cats
lmao they're both equally as bad

>>147691517
id rather have rats over thread killing furfags anyday

>>147690476
>make your own discussion
name one thing to discuss about that isnt rp related
go ahead i dare you

>>147691868
see >>147689917
i already made this point

I miss Vae

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Any of you into PvP? I want to get back into this game, but it would be cool to not go solo

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>>147689253
kk

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>>147691497
>>147695186
Post more cute

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>>147695973
<3

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>>147695973
my partners in crime are offline so i don't have much that i haven't already posted

>>147694390
pvp season is about to end so finding anybody to pvp with you could be a challenge. Also this season has been pretty dry.

If you want to pvp with anybody from here your best bet would be to join one of the guilds posted in the OP

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>>147696507
Okay thanks for the info. I guess it's good the season is almost done, gives me time to git gud again for next season.

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>>147693759
at least i still have his cummies...

>>147696640
There's hardly anything to git gud at in gw2.

relentless futasura loveramming

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>>147698908
avoid effie at all costs

https://www.reddit.com/user/shaman_crinitus

what happened to him, /gw2g/?

anyone got the skinny?

>>147699193
Jeff, you have no ass get out. Get out Jeff.

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>>147699371
jeff pls go

le cookies r ready

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Matching merchandising race qt backpacks, are you two getting fruity or something?

Jeff is a shamelessly fruity cuckster with no ass.

>>147699193
Jeff is finally ready to get plowed by futanorn cock!

>>147701071
this

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>broken shit as a daily

It's like they're advertising their incompetence.

>>147683180
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10685497
Uhh... what was this poll's context? Everything was deleted. Was it rat soda pop brands? Do I want to know?

>>147697081
>you will never choke on vaes cock batter

I'm gonna cummy in Estria's tummy and make her pregnant

effie stop shitposting and seek a psychiatrist for your autism

>>147701146
implying these aren't the actions of rogue employees fed up with how gw2 is being handled who deliberately sabotage content to make investors panic

>>147701146
What the fuck is even going on there?

>>147704232
There's a really shitty lighting bug in some areas of the game, usually caves or dark places.

They will suddenly be insanely and blindingly bright. It happened after a recent patch and has yet to be fixed.

>>147701416
I'd drink Ruddo.

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>>147701416
Why do Calsi and Rikki always win these polls? Do people really want to fuck them that bad?

>why do the best rats always win the polls!?
lol

>>147701416
>top asura
(10 votes) Rikki, Calsi
(9 votes) Midnachan
(7 votes) Lani
(6 votes) Peachy, Vanli
(5 votes) Nil, Bluesura
-the rest-
sounds about right

>>147705434
because who wouldnt want a nice caramel, lime, wine or banana(?) soda to drink

>>147707148
>Nil and Midna that high
>Korrli and Dinny that low
RIGGED

>>147707440
but why does my lime soda have a gritty, metallic aftertaste?

>>147707491
>asura who still post are higher than the ones that dont
how is this rigged?

hard liquor and green tea

>rats constantly bickering about who is the 'best'
>cats are just happy being musky retards together
No wonder everyone hates you autists

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>>147707670
>no rats are arguing
>rat fans are arguing
wat

>>147707738
Don't lie.

give me the rat

>>147707903
Which one?

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>>147707670
>>147707738
>>147707817
Im not arguing at least, if anything im surprised my sura was even on the list, let alone voted for beyond my vote :/
And it doesnt really seem like the others are even up!

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>>147708214
That's an adorable drawing anon <3

>Cat selfies

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Why do sylvari feathered pants show more skin than human and norn ones? That is the only armor piece that is different as far as I know.

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>be me just now
>log in for karka
>i'm a bit early
>waiting at southsun, 13 mins left
>Oh well it's just a slow day i'll just wait some more
>alt+tab out
>5 mins later i go back ingame
>jeez 8 mins left until the karka queen flees you guys better hurry
>more time passes
>still 0 out of 4 settlements freed when the timer hits 1 minute left
>fuck this i'm outta here
>log out again

I think it's safe to say this game is pretty much dead at this point

Had a pretty good run though i really have to say

Give me the rat.

>>147709906
You wouldn't want her.

>>147701416
>the kappas never have their names listed

>>147709443
log in just for a world boss no one cares about and too lazy to even check LFG for a taxi
leave and stay leave you casual bookah

>>147699737
I'm cringing hard at effie thinking this was clever

>>147709443
>assumes other people will do the work
>there were probably other people on the map with the same mindset as you, and all it would have taken was just capturing a camp instead of afking for someone else to do all the work for you
glad you're gone

>>147709443
>didn't solo the camps
CASUAL DETECTED

>>147709443
>>logs in
>>doesnt play the game just afks so other people play for him
>>complains game is dead

lol..?

>>147708518
I love you

>>147709443
I did karka queen fine an hour ago, you might have had the wrong map

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>>147712718
I love you too anon~<3

>be me half an our ago trying to join DS 15 mins after it started
>three squads listed for DS in LFG
>all of them are within the same instance where MoM is already defeated somehow
>no other squads listed besides those three
>fuck this
>log out again

Man GW2 is really dying innit

>>147715654
You look like squatnerds more retarded litter mate and nowhere near as endearing

mcharr genitalia

Which femsura beverage will you be drinking this weekend anons?

femcharr abs

>>147719201
Hard liquor green tea mixer please

Which charr icecream flavor will you be consuming this weekend boys?

What kind of volume should you expect from milking a 500 pound mcharr?

>>147717840
A-anon..
that's pretty mean..

>>147720143
500-900ml for first release

>>147719201
lime soda with a big scoop of wine ice cream, a banana, and caramel syrup

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Not yet.
Gaze at the night sky with my gw2g <3

>>147723335
YOUR gw2g? You possessive fucking bitch, I will rip your eyes out.

>tfw next week's balance patch is gonna be nothing more than minor PvP/WvW related balance changes

>>147723634
I-I'm sorry anon it was just a typo ;_;

>>147724315
Don't let them bully you. You are a cute femcharr!!!
>>147723634
Get out! Bullying people is wrong!

Im going to raise rikki's child!

Bullying cute rats you like is 100% OK.

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Ls3 just around the river bend.

What are gw2g's predictions?

Will we see anothet dry top /silverwaste? Another zerg meta? Zone destruction muh luving world? Maybe they'll half ass this aswell and go full circle dropping the non resolved hot plotlines


>Shameless centaur shill

>>147725131
I think we'll get a new map like DT and SW that is tied to the new LS chapters. It probably won't have a real meta until later so people will just enjoy exploring it.

Also new masteries

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>>147724402
Aw thanks anon <3

tfw no vae barb

>>147725970
Shut up whore...

I am going to force Rikki to ingest uncomfortable amounts of femsura-flavored soda with a hose until she balloons and floats off into space to conquer distant untold worlds across the vast mysterious cosmos.

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>>147727365
B-but..
Anon..
;-;

is HOPE paying people now to bump the thread out of page 10 now?
that's pathetic

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Preventative bump before I go to sleep <3
Later /gw2g/~

>>147716639
you got your times messed up m8. the timer on your post was when a new DS was starting, so if you tried a half hour before that then all the DS maps had been running for an hour alraedy.

>>147728525
I pay 5 USD for each post. What's your paypal?

Rikki

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Where have all the mcharr gone?

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the last couple days were rough

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come on guys help me out here

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>>147735223
anything for you, rikki

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>>147735552
thx we'll keep this thing alive yet

chop chop HOPE if your not watching this thread every second it'll fall off

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>>147736295
don't you think i KNOW that

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dont let it die guys...

>>147737153
why not? name one thing worth keeping gw2g alive for

>>147737334
How about we name reasons to let it die instead?
>ratfags
>catfags
>fhds
>snufflefu
>stale memes like squatfu, jeff vann and countless others
>no actual discussion to be had

>>147737334
because we have friendship

>>147738146
why doesnt gw2g just do what other generals do when theyre in a content drought?
its pretty simple, go unto hibernation and no new threads until an update comes out and the threads will spring up again because theres something to actually talk about that isnt shitposting and drama

>>147738489
this
time to pull the plug gw2g

>>147738373
Why does /gw2g/ need to kept on life support for that? You have the discord already, which is already taking out most of the community talking.

>>147738710
>most of the community talking
there are enough people on this thread that aren't in HOPE that therefore can't use the discord. hell, there's enough shitposting on here from people in HOPE crying about how no one talks in guild chat but won't use discord. it's not their job to do shit for you. i've made friends from meeting people in the thread in HOPE and not in HOPE. blaming discord instead of your shit social skills won't solve anything.

>>147739260
im in the hopecord and im not in hope

>Bandit's Defense doesn't cancel out of channels
>almost every other thief skill does
How have they left it this way for so long holy shit

>Shitpost about charr here
>Random game related post that gets ignored here
>Shitpost about femsura here
>Random game related post that gets 2 or 3 replies here
>Thread starts becoming inactive and moves down pages here
>Shitposters giggle and bump the thread here
>Duplicate "hey guys i quit for x amount of time and want to know if i should come back" post here

Rinse and repeat.

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>rubies are pretty bad
>emerald and sapphires were better

Are my teammates just not useless now or something?

>>147742667
people are shit all the way up to legend because the system is too forgiving and any chucklefuck can make it to legend nowadays, especially this late in the season when all of the good players have already hit legend/stopped pvping because of awful queues

>>147742667
They start getting more useless again in diamond.

>>147708765
Sylvari are arenanets mary sues and they want everyone to play a sylvari.

>>147742667
Only legendary rank are somewhat okay. Then those special few that are stuck behind legendary. Any shitter who grinds with a metabuild can reach diamond.

>>147744059
any shitter who grinds can hit legend.
the skill divide in legend is huge. They fucked up on making prestige meaningful.

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hello I am new rat how are you

>>147747851
Shut up rikki

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>>147748387
aw man how did you know

>>147748482
i could smell the stench of lime soda on your breath

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>>147741394

You love it and you know it.

Dressura reporting in.

page dead

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Just 4 more days til the patch...

her oppressive lovegirth

>tfw fell for the GW1 meme
its fucking dog shit

>>147754068
not even close as bad as falling for the gw2 meme

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>>147747587
>>147749534
>>147750743
>>147751117
>>147752972
>>147753456
>>147754747
>>147755328
Think again! We're on Page 1 now!

sike

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Is TC WvW fun yet or are zergs still twice our size?

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>>147756445
Going by your kills and deaths, you have about the same population as your competition.

>HOPE keepsnpulling the corpse out of its grave
>everyone else leaves the corpse to rot
Who's in the wrong here?

>>147756887
>corpse

>>147756887
how about you leave this thread for HOPE

>>147756887
the ashen one does not rot

>>147756445
>that grenade barrage

>>147756445
how old is this webm?

>>147756887
but anon, don't you know, drosera korrupted the thread

its here forever

>>147757638
s'all cool bro he's got stealth and instant cc

>>147757705
I think i saved it about a year and a half ago on this thread.

I want to lick Calsi's ashy elbows

let it go HOPE
let it go

>$50 for four maps
>$10 for one (1) armor skin
>$7.50 for one (1) weapon skin
Holy shit, am I the Jew or is it ANet?

>>147756445
I am glad Shitcora, Beatass, and Mindfag don't come here anymore, all 100% obnoxious cucks. I don't know the last one.

>>147765372
I'm glad most of HOPE 2.0 left they had some weird kind of autism

>>147765372
Is ancora the one in the webm?

>>147765909
No, that's Beatus.

>>147766563
*No that's a loser queer

>>147766978
>>147766563
>>147765765
why do you talk shit about people you've never interacted with or even seen
smfh HOPE 4.0 newfags

>>147767190
I have interacted with them

>>147767190
What generation of HOPE is florburz?

>>147768409
3.0 we're still on 3.0 until drosera leaves

does anyone have that art of florburz

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>>147768712
>until drosera leaves
God forbid, there are a lot of people who would do their best to make him stay.

>>147769825
that was the log? pretty fucking pathetic, even moreso with that shitty edit

>>147770087
keep telling yourself that catfag i can taste your bitter jealousy that your white grinch said that to dros and not you

>>147767794
Rikki when did you adopt the attire of an uncleanly pauper?