Positive thinking edition
Previous timeline: >>147586147
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
nth forsweatyfish
>>147618546
xth for "xth for flowey"
>>147618659
>>147618663
>Nth
>Xth
>Zth
>Not being confident enough to accurately place your shitposting
xth for flowey
ζth for snuggling with the one you love
is the irc really dead? i noticed it's not been in the past OPs
πth for bot and rock
>>147618836
you can come join if you like, but yes
>>147618667
The thing is, 40k is as cancerous as you guys these days, but it was fairly innocent before, and thus a useful tool
>Mattpatt gave the pope a copy of undertale in person
My fucking sides
Please decapitate me
>>147619186
afraid i can't do that, m80
that head's toocute
>>147618795
>you will never snuggle with the one you love
>>147619186
But why?
>>147619232
That's a lie
>“Undertale best represents what gaming can be because you can do a complete pacifist playthrough, it tells you to challenge your preconceptions, and it reminds you that you can be more than what people expect of you!”
>>147619580
He should play more games in general
xth for flowey
>>147619363
look at this goat
would she ever lie to you?
>>147618727
but does it matter
>>147619349
I think it would be a fun way to die if done quickly
>>147619275
the thought of it gets me through the day
>>147619580
Crossover when?
>>147619580
mew mew kissy cutie 2 is still the MGS2 of the series.
>>147619580
>SuperBunnyhop's huge hardon for Undertale because he hasnt played shit since MGS/Fallout 2
>>147619684
Confidence is always important, Anon. Whether it's confidence in yourself, or confidence in your shitposting, always remain confident.
>>147619580
The fact that people still think that Undertale is the only "art game" that has a pacifist run triggers me
>>147619980
Thank you based wisdom-anon
>>147620003
Its babbys first art game. Still good, but its painfully obvious people havent played or watched much vidya.
>>147619980
My shitposting is excellent
>>147620003
>>147620197
what do you mean by 'art game'
>>147620735
it's a codeword for "meme game"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ8Xt4CV2qQ
AWAKEN
>>147620843
MY MASTERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDEbsZpweDo
Any tips for an Aaron main?
ded
game
ded
thread
ded
fanbase
>>147621309
Summon Temmie.
>>147621309
get better taste
>>147621317
ded
Not big soup rice
>>147621309
>playing a worse undyne
for why though
>>147621309
Avoid fighting Blook players as his spookwave attack does extra damage to you and Woshua.
>>147621412
I heard his terminator costume was good, but I didn't know it relied so fucking much on taunts
>>147621530
pants
>>147621761
I want to lie my head on his lapand suck him off
>tfw MKid main
buff fucking when
>>147622029
That's what you get for playing someone with no arms.
>>147622029
>buff when
what the fuck do you mean? he's like a mini chun-li
Vulkin's the one that really needs a buff
>>147622169
>vulkin
What the fuck do YOU mean? Vulkin's attacks do double the fucking damage as soon as he gets grabbed.
>>147622283
So nobody grabs you. Simple.
>>147622283
>he
>>147622283
but you can't aim for shit and it doesn't have any melee
all you can do is attack and hope that it arcs right and hits someone
>>147618879
The best ship.
I liked it so much better as a one time thing.
>>147622327
>>147622397
Didn't Vulkin clear through the pools fairly well this last EVO? I didn't see it, so I might be wrong.
>>147622629
You mean two weeks ago?
>>147621872
>>147622629Same, but it's keeping us alive for now.
>tfw making just finishing one of those twitter art things
>accidentally close the browser because my mouse sucks and jerked too far to the upper right
Well no one wanted a bunch of horrortale and burgerpants art anyways right?
>>147622785
That happens to me way too much as well anon.
>>147622785
i put them on a notepad document (notepad ++) before pastin into the reply box.
>>147622945
That sounds smart
>>147622785
Depending on what kind of browser you use there is an option to see all of your last closed tabs.
>Avoided everything undertale related on youtube since the game came out.
>Rarely see a Undertale video in the suggested videos.
>Going to be reminded that the pope doesn't have a computer for awhile.>Could be worse.
Greetings and good morning anon! I hope you slept well, because you are going to have a bright and prosperous day today! I just woke up an hour or so ago myself, and I am probably going to make some breakfast soon.
What do you want to do today anon?
I love you!
>>147623741
I will make Chara my king/queen
>>147623741
Nah, I'm feeling pretty crappy. I'm going through one of my episodic depressions. I wanna forget the world exists today.
>>147621737
aw, thanks anon
have a nicepants
>>147621872
do it fag
>>147622785
aw, i wanted the bg ones
>>147619837
MGS2 is the best in the series.
fight me faggot
>>147623741
I'm okay I guess. Just discovered some more shit AUs (Underlust is pretty dumb, especially the stock rape backstory MTT has). Other than that it's just another slow day.
>>147624042
do you have anymore nicehugs niceanon
>>147624116i don't think it's the best but i still love it desu
the first one is my favorite
>>147623741
good morning anon. I'm in a good mood, been playing with people online, eating snacks. Might draw stuff soon.
>>147624116
>Better than MGS3
Not even in your dreams.
>>147624116
I think we should wait for the new one to come out before we decide which one is the best.
>>147624279I'm just joking senpai. I like 2 the best but it's not most people's favorite. 1 is my second favorite.
>>147624346
MGS3 made me sick the first time I played it/saw it. Initial bad impression.Was better when I played a bit more. The story was good tho.Not as bad as four, but not my favorite.
>>147624403
Nice joke anon
>>147624512
It wasn't a nice joke.I regret acknowledging it.
>>147623945
O-oh...
>>147623952
I'm sorry to hear that anon. I hope you feel better soon. Maybe you could still have a good day? It's worth trying.
>>147624116
MGS3 is at least equal to 2, but 1 is the absolute best.
>>147624125
>go on tumblr
>immediently find Soriel lewds
Ugh
>>147624294
I hope so, I'd love to see some good drawings. Hope your day stays good.
Okay take 2, kind of a short one because I don't feel like getting all the links for the pics that were just meh again
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl5I7vrVAAE3emM.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmsH48CUcAA8y8y.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmrn7RyUIAAjgNZ.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmrmN1xVYAAp4JW.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmLUOvEXIAEClQ_.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmsAp-tVYAAm1c6.jpg:orig
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmqjAX1XYAADot5.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmsG89sVMAAmlWv.jpg:orig
>Burgerpants
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmp4N2NXgAAJBNI.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmqnIijWAAAgsu4.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmridONVUAAMxnw.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmrxkpaUcAAR2Rz.jpg:orig
>Mad Dummy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmrxkosUsAE56gW.jpg:orig
>Grillby
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmrq7UYUkAAcEtQ.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmsLjJEUcAIhDe5.jpg:orig
>Japan found out about Horrortale
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmqK8GnWYAEU5Tz.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmrpKmsUkAAKrL-.jpg:orig
>Group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmr3OPsVMAE4r34.jpg:orig
>Nicecream and skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmrivgPUEAA1URr.jpg:orig
>Toby Fox
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmBIXELWkAACRtl.jpg:orig
>>147624931
>Japan found out about Horrortale
oh
>>147624789
what did he see?
>>147624186
this kinda lewdy nicehug
i'm on my phone, don't have much here
sorry
>>147624931
>unfellton
Just call him Mettafell Korea.
>>147624931
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmqnIijWAAAgsu4.jpg:orig
What.
>>147624995
Yep heres some more
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmrvAjrVUAAvk4o.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmq1ncWUsAAsKJb.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmqZU33WIAADlje.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmNWv2mUcAM87vY.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmryO9yUEAMlKp1.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmr0NlQUEAAJuYj.jpg:large
>>147625276
idk man
>>147625117
goatlove
>>147625117
his parents having sex with humans
>>147625670
>Filename
Heh
>>147625670
she baked for our sins
>>147625612
you have to be more specific and definitive
>>147625689
i doubt his reaction would be that if he saw the stated
>>147625131
bless you niceanonhgh
hah
heh
>>147625336
I hate you
>>147625854
it was spread out over a couple weeks because of the visits
shared custody and all
The quest for cute Charas shall never end!
>>147625689
hot
>>147624931
aw, thanks anon
you're amazing
>>147625276
i wish i could understand it
>>147625871
no problem, anon
dont open this
>>147626197
I want to bully Chara to make them even cuter
>>147626384
>bullying someone makes them cuter
What?
I'm obsessed withcute, not murderous and very lovelyChara
>>147626296
That's pretty gnarly
Don't look
>>147626471
that means you are in love with an OC
>>147626085
so he first had to see his dad fuck humans, then get driven to his moms house to see him mom get fucked by humans?
that still doesent sound like a merry good time in which he would have such a happy reaction to it all.
>>147626471
Me too
But genocidal partners are fine too
>>147626471
i mean i guess we all like non-canon things from time to time
Post undertale images that make you laugh.
>>147626942
>>147626942
>>147626942
>>147627008
kek
>>147626942
Found this
>>147626942
>>147626942
>inb4 someone gets triggered
>>147626942
>>147627385
I sort of imagin Papyrus would say something like "I have two very cool legs of my own, but I need them to walk!"
>>147626471
oh
k
>>147626942
>>147627385
Why does he look like he got an animal skull?
>>147627517
That sounds very Papyrusy.
>>147627353
Someone tell me what the hell is going on in this pic
>>147627557
Who knows? Why did Papyrus have that gaster blaster head in that one image?
>>147626471
I like sexy Chara
>>147627739
It's a suicide note from the year 2027
>>147627782Post more
>>147627739
Memetosis, it rapidly spreads memes throughout ones body. It's not lethal and goes away after a while, but it's highly contagious.
>>147627782
No stop it, I don't want any more boners.
>>147627743
Gaster was being a cheeky cunt.
>>147626942
>>147626471
Here.
>>147627782
Me too.
>>147627137
I like this one.
>>147626942
I found a cute flowey in my ongoing quest for Chara, have it.
>>147627782
>>147627887
>>147628059
Chara is not for lewd
>>147628168
But he said to post more
>>147628168
Don't sayor typethat. Come on.
>>147628241
i dare you.
post it.
Let me see if I have this right
100 (You)s = 1 human soul?
>>147627782
But I don't wanna fap right now
It's only late morning
>>147628353
If so then I'm already a god
>>147628353
You're giving us a real workout
>>147628416
I'll workout your body all right, baby.
>Dayuh likes Chasriel
O-oh...
>>147628321
>>147628520
it's good as long as Asriel suffers
>>147628542
THAT'S A BIT FUCKING LEWD, DON'T YOU THINK?
>>147628683
>tfw that one thread with the charafags who had a castration fetish
>>147626942
>>147628356I fap right after breakfast almost every day
>>147628503
Don't tease anons
It's not good and bad
DOES THIS THREAD NEED TO BE PREEMPTIVELY WOSHED?!?
>>147628758
pretty sure they were falseflagging senpai
>>147628892
maybe
>>147628861
That's hot.
>>147628871
It's not teasing if I want more from it, is it?
>>147628918
>falseflagging
What? I've never heard this term before.
>>147628758
There are a whole lot of Charafags, a few of them are weird, but I still love them.
Also, we need more gooey face Chara. Its really cute.
>>147629031Helping anon cum in the morning
>>147629065
I like babyface a lot more than gooey face.
>>147629174
>>147629031
NO I WON'T BE DRAGGED INTO THIS.
>>147629001
THEN PREPARE YOURSELVES, /UTG/ FOR A WOSHING!!
What if Alphys...
HAND OVER YOUR LEWDEST PIC OR IT'S GAME OVER!
I AIN'T GONNA ASK TWICE!
>>147629031
Well what do you want to call it?
>>147626942
I'm not even a skelefag but I can't argue that the skeles have all the best jokes in the fandom.
>>147629353
THE TIME HAS COME TO WOSH AWAY THE FILTH!! COME, WOSH AWAY THE SIN AND FILTH!!
>>147629437
HOW DISGUSTING, THIS ONE IS VERY UNCLEAN!!
Post your main Undertale shipThen post your favorite ship outside of this fandom.
>>147628520
Yeah? Wasn't that pretty much obvious from the get go? They've drawn almost nothing else.
>>147629437
Here you go sicko.
>>147629065
Facegoop Chara is indeed fun.
>>147629174Making anon breakfast in bed, then him giving you your own breakfast!The second "breakfast" is cum, for me.
>>147629314
DRAGGING YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN
>>147629473
Flirting?
>>147629437
I wanted to, but I'm afraid of the Woshua execution squad
>>147629437
careful anon..sometimes you might get somethin you wish you never want to see
>>147629747
BLUE BOARD, ANON, BLUE BOARD!!
>>147629712
my waifu x me
your waifu x(you)
>>147629712
I don't ship
>>147629712
Mettacestthe D.K.M Bismarck
ChariskAhsoka x Captain Rex
>>147629729
I didn't know it was shipping, I thought it was just cute sibling art.
>>147629712
i kind of understand shippin in this fandom even though i don't do it but man, when i think about shipping in other fandoms that i'm not in (undertale is my only one) i'm just like...why.
>>147629437
Be careful anon, this is the lewdest one I got
>>147628542
>>147629774
>Flirting?
Well, uh, don't do that then
>>147621309
>Tfw Chara main.
Enjoy the insane 99999999 damage up your anus.
Nerf never eat shit.
>>147629712
Kingdings I guess
I don't actually care about ships much outside porn and this is pretty much my first fandom desu. I guess if we count games where you can romance then my chaotic neutral BG protag x viconia
>>147630107
I think it's time to cool down.
>>147630140
Why not?
>>147630107
>>147630165
>implying anyone smarter than a garden snake lets you get the perquisite 99 hit combo
good fucking luck nerd
>>147630107
>>147630263
It's wrong to flirt with people you don't know
>>147630545
How else do I let them know I want to jump their bones?
>>147621309
Idk I main Az and just stunlock everyone
>>147630610
ByLETTING THEM TURN YOU BLUE NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
>>147629928
Holy shit that's a cute Mettaton!
>>147630826
Rockgoat a good goat.
>>147630846
You bastard. I knew this would happen.
>>147630336
>he doesn't use your RESET ability to predict the enemy's moves
>>147630610
You don't
No fun allowed
What do people do on /utg/ that makes you happy?
You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on...
>>147630826
>>147631046worship
>>147630910
YOU HAVE BEEN JAPED BY THE GREAT PAPYRUS
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
>>147630867
Have some more cute
>>147630946
I guess I've found my next target.
>>147631046
I don't know what that feels like, so nothing.
>>147631112
Thanks for posting the original.
>>147631046
posting good art of my favs and finding good art of my favs.
>>147631046
Shitpost on the internet. It's a shallow sort of happiness but it's all I've got.
>>147631070
f u c k b e e s
>>147631046
Whenever somebody posts one of my edits
>>147631205
No prob
>>147631336
/r/equesting this image with chara shopped out
>>147631441
you're welcome
>>147631441
>>147631608
>>147631336
Requesting that after Chara is shopped out that someone shops out Asriel and adds Frisk
>>147630107
>>147630263
>>147630304
>>147630363it's only beginning
>>147631730
here
>>147631441
say no more friend
>>147631441
Can't remove one piece of AU trash without getting rid of the other.
Never forget that these people are the reason the general has fallen to this level.
>>147631441
Here.
>>147631814
>>147632071
not spicy enough?
Oh Japan
>>147632206
>japan being a fan of pedophillia
whoa who'd have thunk it
>>147632071
The reason this general has fallen to this level is because of strawpolls and other shit-stirring mechanisms
>>147631730
>>147632306
>t. Chara/Dadfag
Better strawpolls and shitposting then OOC shit and AUtism
>>147632364
I can see uncensored genitalia in that picture.
I don't know whats going on in this thread but heres some fresh nicepants from twitter
>>147632387
>>147632071I still don't get why dadfags are so hated compared to literal pedos but whatever
>>147632139
Somehow you managed to make the image perfect anon. You're a genious!
>>147632491
it's just abuttanon
>>147632521
Dadfag hate is like 70% a meme now. It used to be kinda justified because of all the flame-wars they started but thats simmered down.
I'm not feeling that great, /utg/. Can we have some protopap please?
>>147630107
Why got the gallery deleted.
Whyyy
>>147632387
I agree with that, but that doesn't make strawpolls any better
>>147632552
It did come out surprisingly well. One of my better "rather than remove them, I'll put another face over it instead" edits.
>>147632571
That wasn't a butt, anon. Knock it off with your porn/lewd shit.
>>147632640
Here you go, I drew this one.
>>147632671
>>147632571you could go to their pixiv
>>147631046
I... I honestly don't know
>>147632521
It's mostly memes, same goes for Charafags.
Both used to be easily triggered, which is also a reason.
>>147632364
>turning shotagoat into loligoat
a crime most foul
>>147632610
>>147632873
Oh I see
>>147631070
We need to make this costume real and have it become the next "sexy" thing for Halloween.
>>147632571
>>147632671you could go to their pixiv
>>147632797
it's only innocent fun!
>>147632364
Brother, where is your peepee?
>33 ip's
is utg finally dead for real this time?
>found that old charisk shimeji while digging around files
I knew I was missing something
Glad to have these two back
>>147632640
sure
>>147633097
I don't blame them.
>>147633096
lewd!
>>147633019
>>147632640
>>147632521
oh, thanks anon
i love it, that's so nice
also, why are you all arguing now
>>147633097
Utg will always have at least 10 extremely dedicated shitposters
>>147633097
It's midday on a Tuesday, everyone is at work or doing more important things than shitposting.
>>147632803
Oh right. I am just too lazy to make another pixiv account
Daily reminder that you should offer your skulls for the Skull Throne.
>>147631046
I like when people draw Asriel or just post pictures with him.Also i love when anons actually discussing about the game.
>>147633019
This is clearly sex, get this kiddiddler shit out of here.
>>147633221
And that is clearly a handjob, you can see the dickhead. Seriously fuck off with that shit.
>>147633284i can post a new imgur album
>>147633097
It's amazing how much so few people can shitpost
>>147633291
Khorne pls go.
>>147633408
can you stop responding to them
Good afternoon, UTG. How is your day going so far?
>>147619580
>MGS2
>Pacifist
You have to kill people to continue
I found a cute Frisk in my eternal search for cute Chara, take it.
>>147633354
What would you like to discuss, anon? I could use a break from searching for images.
>>147631046
i like pictures and fics with comfy cute happy little goat
>>147633464
it's 3:30 AM and ive lost control of my sleeping schedule
>>147633257
>>147633134
>>147632797
Thanks, guys. Here, take one I drew a while back.
>>147633495
Adorable! Here's a Chara in exchange. Hopefully you don't already have it.
>>147633408
Alright alright, just one more. Okay, lovely?
>>147633354
I can do one of those for sure, hope you don't mind that Chara though and I can at least try and talk about the actual game for a while but desu i'm mostly just lurking while doing other shit
>>147633464
Mediocre.
>>147633464
I just had spaghetti so I'm cool.
>>147633414
Well you could
or I could stop being lazy
>>147633604
your protopaps are the best
>>147633623it was a edit the entire time huh.
>>147633625life has many doors, ed-boy
>>147633464
I, uh, accomplished something.
Not much, at least for other people not much, but for me it's more than usual.
>>147631879
Those are some majestic Bruce Campbell chins.
Alright /utg/, we've discussed what makes you happy here, now what makes you unhappy here?
>>147633794
I feel like I should know what you mean. What's this edit?
>>147633464
Apart from the constant disappointment in myself stemming from my inability to maintain a schedule, I'm okay. At least I had some gnarly yogurt
>>147633743
Thanks, anon. That actually means a lot to me.
>>147633940people bashing other people for playing the genocide route.
>>147633940
No Asriel voring Frisk followed up by realistic digestion
>>147633940
Seeing it slowly die.
I hope you are men of taste and are getting Mettatons new album.What kind of music would Mettaton do? Pop? Electrical? Rock?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTSOT55qsZw
>>147633464
I just spent like two hours doing nothing but trying out different eyebrows on Mettaton.
>>147633740I'm not doing anything else
http://imgur.com/a/dJXcr
>>147634058
I think i requested that one, along with the money one.
They're great dude.
>>147634162His own
>>147633646
Sorry to hear, anon.Do you want to talk about it?
>>147633727
That's good.
>>147633895
It's good to hear that you accomplished something, anon. A small step can lead onto more small steps in the future, until they become great leaps.
>>147634039
I hope you'll find a way to keep a schedule anon. Best of luck.
>>147634162
I guess that's something productive, as long as you enjoyed it.
>>147633940
All the lonely anons.Where do they all come from?
>>147633940
cancerous nice/socposting
>>147634162
I honestly feel he'd be a michael jackson type guy but that's just me.
>>147633940
Everything
>>147634262Where do they come from, cotton-eye joe
>>147633940sans cringe
Other than that, not much else.
>>147634162
Really sugary pop/early disco
>>147634162
Mettaton has no real singing talent. It's all just synthetic voice shit.
His songwriter and mixer is the real brain behind it.
>>147634037
I have only seen a lewd edit never the original.
I always assumed the lewd edit was the original because I found it funny with the art style.
>>147634421
You're gonna give me a ptsd attack anon
Remember that I love each and every one of you.
>>147634253
He'd create his own genre?
>>147634195
Oh! Cool!
>>147634632
ehhh?
even me?
but i dont deserve any love, anon
>>147634632
cambro how have you been my man its been too long
>>147634632
But we're strangers anon
>>147634162
Nice work as always drawfriend.
>>147634753
Everybody deserves love, Anon, and you're getting it whether you like it or not.
>>147634776
Heyy, there's my guy. Pretty good, dude,got a first in my first year so that feels good. How about you?
>>147634821
That doesn't matter.
>>147633940
/soc/posting, anonfagging, shipfags
>>147634570
Yo anon, I'mma let you finish but Mettaton had one of the BEST music videos of all time.
>>147633495
Eh, i dunno. I've been shitposting with charrator lately. Pretty interesting theory. But there is not much to discuss anyway.>>147633940
Fetishes. I fucking swear anons posting it just to trigger people.
>>147634570
>His songwriter and mixer is the real brain behind it.
So, Napstablook is the real music talent?
>>147635047That's what I tried to imply.
>>147634570
That stuff's still not easy to use. Have you ever tried that Vocaloid software? That shit's hard.
>>147634909
But what if I'm a serial rapist KKK member?
>>147634842
Thanks senpai!
>>147635140
It's literally build into him.
>>147635218
Then you need more love than most.
>>147635025
At this point I just kinda look at Charnarrator as canon, but when it comes to discussing Charnarrator, it usually comes down to the tones and meanings you think Chara has with those lines.Also, I think their line about their bed was funny.
>>147635253
Well yeah but he still has to use something like it.
>>147634842
>sayonara darling
Oh my god cute
>>147635253
Yeah but the dancing and posing is all him.
Pestering y'all one more time with the update I did yesterday.
What I've added
>“Underfell Mettacest” Part 1– (Mettaton/UF Mettaton, soul sex, AU, Underfell, lewd)
>“New Skin” Part 1 – (Anon stumbles into the Underground and gets transformed into a monster, I’d mark it as TF, but the TF isn’t for lewd purposes, a fish out of water type story and fluffy)
>“Soft Spots” – (Doogle fic, Asgore/Toriel, Asgore decides to exploit Toriel’s weak spot, tickling and fluff)
>“Bumps in the Night” NSFW – (Doogle fic, Asgore/Toriel, Asgore helps Toriel relieve some stress after a long day at work)
>“Hotdogs” – (Gore, Sans abuses Papyrus, Sans is a fucked up skeleton, it's just the MLP story "Cupcakes" with some stuff changed)
>“The honeymoon suite” – (Anon/Toriel, Toriel and Anon consummate their marriage, lewd and fluff all in one)
>“Piece of Cake” – (Doogle fic, Asgore is picking out a cake, shortfic)
>“Shortcut” – (Doogle fic, How Paps got the car he was driving post-TP, shortfic)
>“Top of the World” – (Doogle fic, Alphys freaking out/nerdgasming about going onto an airplane, shortfic)
>“Braindead” – (Asriel/Frisk, Asgore/Toriel, There’s…there’s a lot of things happening here, I’ll just put a quote from the fic, "i am gaster and here to destroy you, asriel, becaues i am panicing and jelous of you and your massive cummies", It's more silly than lewd but I’m gonna put it as nsfw because I don’t know where else to put it)
Tell me how this image makes you feel, /utg/
>>147634909
I'm so happy for you dude, me too! First year was the hardest time of my life, but when I got those results all my worries and stresses just melted away, hope it was the same for you too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K55KQqdTNGQ
cats like lizards, right?
>>147635617makes me want to eat a flower and pretend it's flowey
>>147635548
Floating giblets!! Come on now, at least put glass or something if you're going for a realistic drawing!
Please don't respond to vore
>>147635603
One day part two of those mettalewds is gonna get done.
Thanks pastebinanon. You da real hero.
>>147635321
Which one?
>>147635827
>charisk shimeji does something you never seen before
it excites me so much I gasp
I'm a massive dork
>>147635603
>Pestering
oh please there's nothing i like to see more than your beautiful face you handsome bastard
>>147635801
Might be based on NEO who's legs aren't connected to his body (sometimes).
>>147635923
Something like "This bed is so comfy, you could lay in it forever and ever."
It was funny becauseit was their deathbed. I like morbid humor.
>>147635976
Oops, didn't mean to quote.
>>147635781
What kind of flower?
>>147626942
>>147627557
who fugging knowsmaybe because blondevelvet (the artist) does a lot of furryporn/vore/fetishart and that carries on in her undertale art? i dunno
>>147636065
Hmmm alright.
>>147635976
Didn't even know there was only a Charisk shimeji
>>147634440
That's kind of what I thought too.
>>147635487
Thanks for translating it!
>>147635548
I'm gonna have to agree with >>147635801
a beautiful Mettaton ruined by the artist soloing too much with the middle part.
>>147635603
Thank you for your hard work Pastebin manman.
>>147635827
All I do is catalog the stuff, but thank you for the compliment!
>>147636005
Oh geez. But anon, you don't know what I look like! And I always feel like a nuisance when I do a new update post more than twice, for whatever reason. Not really sure why.
>>147636301
You're very welcome!
>tfw no bearded goat bf
>>147636281
http://star-n-cat.tumblr.com/post/143646090525/taqibun-charisk-shimeji-0w0-aaa-finally-i
What is the worst ship?
>>147636301
Dunno man, I don't mind the middle part so much. Maybe it's a special build case that Mettaton uses when he wants to be really fancy.
>>147636627
Soriel or anything involving children.
>>147636301
>I'm gonna have to agree with >>147635801
>a beautiful Mettaton ruined by the artist soloing too much with the middle part.
Eh I guess, other than that it's nice.
>>147636627
Papytton
>>147636127
it's more like "what a comfortable bed. if you fell asleep here, you might not ever wake up"
>>147636627
Anything involving Frisk/Asriel/MK and especially Chara
Anything involving Toriel
Anything involving Sans or Papyrus
>>147636715
you called?
>>147636558Not into full beards, but a cute bf with a bit of a goatee would be nice
>>147636741
Yeah, it was something to that effect. I've not played Undertale in a while, forgive me.
Overall, I think it's a very valid theory.
Can you do a reset after completing TP, but before escaping the underground? Or it will force you to do a true reset?
>>147636541
i dont have to know what you look like but dont worry about it my precious cupcake, so many people here appreciate the updates even if theyre not vocal about it. i dont even read fics and i appreciate em the most
>>147636821Beards are my guilty pleasure and one of the things I find the most attractive on a man
>>147636871
Like a regular reset, or continuing?
>>147636980
>>147636821
I hate beards becauseI'm jealous I can't grow one
>>147636541
>I always feel like a nuisance when I do a new update post more than twice
Yeah I feel you. I almost never post my things more than once maybe twice at most because I feel like everyone will start thinking I'm an egotistical asshole.
>>147637095
Same.My bf actually would like one on me, but I couldn't get one.
>>147636980
What do you like about them so much?
>>147637065
Regular reset.
wait
so is utg full of femanons or gays
which is it?
>>147636871
Good question.
I would assume True Reset or Toby would have to write additional dialogue for Flowey, the lazy fuck.
knock knock knock
knock knock knock
knock knock knock
knock knock knock
>>147637342
the gays
>>147637385
who's there
>>147637342
Femanons, obviously. You think boys are obsessing over cool goat man?
>>147637342
gays are not so common here tho
we already saw this many times
>>147637342
I wish it wasn't the latter.
>>147636980
Funnily enough a lot of women don't like beards as much as men do. I remember some kind of research thing in the news that tested what women find the most attractive about men. Turns out hairless men are more sexy to women but a bearded man is more masculine and better to be in a relationship with or so.
>>147637218
Nope, sorry senpai.
>>147637415
*they can't seem to remember.
>>147637385
You could say it's a hard knock life.
>>147636894
Well I'm glad you appreciate the updates, then! And it's fine if other people aren't vocal about it. The "thank you's" are nice, not gonna lie, but I'm just happy that people are getting use out of the writebin.
>>147637105
Yeah. I get that. I like to just post what I need to post and slip back to the void for a week or two until I need to post again. I just want more people to see the updates but posting more than twice feels like a huge bother. But that's enough of that out of me.
>>147637209
>What do you like about them so much?umm well that's kind of a hard question to answer..I guess I just like how they look? Like I find them hot? I don't know man I guess its a masculinity thing since that's what i'm attracted to? Its not something I really sit down and think about its, its just a thing I like.
>>147637487
That makes sense I guess
>>147637342
>>147637342
both
because Ilove Chara
>>147637630
*a faint chuckle resonates from somewhere
*A SHRIEK OF ANGER ERUPTS, TOO
>>147637342
>Femanons on 4chan
Holy lel
>>147637487
I am almost 100% sure that heavily depends on culture, region, generation and even the questionnaire itself.
>>147637680
>/cgl/
>>147637694
I don't believe you
>>147637342
utg is full ofattack helicopters
>Agore, Undyne, and Alphys are all gunned down on the street by pro-occult extremists
>Yasuhiro, who was the real target, remains unharmed
>"His Theme" starts playing
>>147638118
Stupid frog poster
Anyone care for a short fic request?
>>147635603
Thank you for your hard work, Pastebin Anon!
>>147629801
Woshuafags won't execute you, Anon. Too much blood to clean up. They'll just hose you down with soap and water for hours. You'll come out feeling really, really pruney.
>>147638169
You're very welcome, friend!
>>147638118
Yasuhiro (actually Junko disguised as Yasuhiro) is the mastermind, of course he'd live.
>>147637936
What's /cgl?
Good morning /utg/, I love you!
>>147637936
Do not question my love for Chara!
Japan why are you so weird
also bonus for momfags
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjtbw4aUoAAMzHj.jpg
>>147638169
You taking a request or you giving a request?
>>147638363
anon... anon
Have you ever looked at the top or bottom of the site?
>>147638387
Okay, I will believe you this once.
I guess there has to be a lesbian with bad taste.
>>147638385
It's the cratelad!
>>147637694
I love Chara too. Let's get married and have murderchildren.
>>147638448
FUCKING HELL it's a board. I thought it was a general. I didn't think for a moment until now that it might have been something else.
>>147638618
Oh shit, what is up?
>>147636768
Alphys/Asgore/Undyne is truly the ultimate ship.
>>147638726
>you will never be part of that perfect sandwich
>>147638692
I was just pointing out crateanon.
>>147638442
Not my best phrasing, admittedly.
To clear it up, taking short fic requests!
>>147638579
I know it's bad taste, anon. But I still love Chara.
>>147638665
>murderchildren
good taste
>>147638618
Hi!
>>147638857
Asriel being bullied at school in an amusing wayBonus points if Frisk stands up for him at some point
>>147638857
That anon reluctantly having to wosh the gym with his mom while Woshua supervises
>>147639175
I didn't think people would remember that.Now I feel less autistic about wanting a picture of this happening.
>>147638959
Hello!
>>147634162
thought that shoe was a dick and he had giant backwards ballsack
>>147639175
I don't think I'm familiar with this reference.
>>147639040
>bullied at school in an amusing way
A-Anon...
>>147639640
I mean if you want to think of his dick as a shoe then go ahead.Fuck I'm laughing. I actually stressed the leg because I wasn't sure if I could make it recognizable as a leg instead of some odd lump.
Good morn-
>1/3 of the thread is filtered
HOLY FUCK
>>147624931
>booru still hasnt been updated in ages
>>147639965
>I don't think I'm familiar with this reference.
One anon came here once complaining that he had to help wash the gym his mother worked at. People made Woshua references.
>>147640103
What do you have filtered?
>>147640103
What are you filtering, anon?
>>147640103
>filtering anything besides namefags
>>147639628
How are you?
>>147640258
>not filtering out retarded memes and other shit you don't give a fuck about
>>147640495
I'm alright, how are you?
>>147640607
>he doesn't like dicks in his ass raw
Wake up, it's time for fun!
>>147640713
Lol what a fag
>>147640103
>he filters on /utg/
>he doesn't expect for 1/3 of the thread to be filtered
Come on now, anon, what do you take us for?
>>147641225
What's going on in that picture?
>>147641393
they are forcing Frisk to suck on goat dick
>>147641393
Chara and Frsik hid under Asriel's """"""battle robes""""""
>>147641225
It's usually not that extensive, the filters are meant to catch two or three specific posters I'd rather not see.
Does anyone elsekind of want to ship Papyrus/Undyne? Their interactions on the phone are the best.
>>147641595
Which ones?
>>147641650
Fuck off Fishbones poster
>>147641650
Its definitely better than the tumblr tier fishlizard ship.
>>147641595
Ah, I thought you filtered words.
It's been a slow Tuesday.
>>147641650_no
>>147641595
>he actually gets triggered
>>147641650
I don't like shipping anyone with Papyrus, unless it's friendly/funny/innocent/not2lewd with Frisk.
>>147641724
>Fishbones
Is that the ship name? Interesting....
>>147641734Agreed
>>147641754
Ok.
>>147641754
>It's been a slow Tuesday.
Well it is Wednesday
>>147641650
>>147641802
Fuck. Forgot to include:
Though I can understand other people shipping them. Their interactions are fun, and while I just enjoy them being friends, I can understand people making it out to be more.
>>147641650
>Papyrus having monster sex ed with Undyne
>>147641996
"one on one training"
>>147641996
>>147642043
Well, the results do tend to get very hot
>>147641928
Well shit.
I need less alcohol.
>>147641650
Nah, Alphys+Undyne is literally the only 100% canon ship, can't really ship anything else with fish or lizard.
>>147642043
>>147641996
noodle practice
>>147642149
or more
>>147641650
fuck off
>>147642164
>letting canon stop you
>>147640635
Ah, sorry, I'm good! Just a little sleepy because I accidentally stayed up late again...
>>147642043
>Undyne has to push Papyrus back home in a wheelchair after she accidentally breaks his pelvis
>the wheelchair is on fire somehow
>>147642193
"no"
>people getting triggered by fishbones
>meanwhile people ship all kinds of crazy shit with the goats including Papyrus, Alphys and Undyne
Your bias is showing
ultimate bepis
>>147642427
It was just an innocent question, I swear. I didn't know that there was a nerve to be struck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfZO8fw_aQ0
>>147641650
Their phone interactions being the best is why I can't ship them.
These two idiots make the best BFFs, and I feel like trying to force romance in there would ruin that great dynamic they have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3uIKzgcDxo
>>147641650
>men and women can't just be friends
the worst kind of person
>>147642519
You make a good point.However, I think that their relationship would make things easier. It's not like it would be that much different, after all. But we can agree to disagree.
>>147642725
They can't
>>147642725
t. cuck
>>147642646
Don't pet the enemy!
>>147642815
Yes they can. Don't be daft.
>>147642725
I'm fine with them being friends, but they're personalities function so amazingly together that I kind of want them to BE together.
>>147641996
>implying undyne knows what sex is
>>147642427
you say that like asriel/papyrus *isn't* the best ship
>>147642868
That's right! Monster tomatoes are actually very vicious monster eaters, that's why when Undyne gets them from the store, they have been drugged, and need to be smashed before they wake up!
>>147642953
>implying Asgore didn't teach her first hand
>>147642953
She DOES watch a lot of anime.
>>147643002
Asriel is dead you retard
>>147643002
>tfw i fapped to the followup sex picture
>>147643179
Well, Pap's a skeleton.
>>147643002
No it isn't. It's a dumb ship, for dumb people. Like you. You're dumb.
>>147643229
Asriel is a pile of dust.
>>147643241
Yeah? Well, you don't exist!
>>147642848
t. the most HORRIBLE PIICE OF SHIT EVER. I FUCKING HATE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>147643241
oh shit, daddy Wingdings is back
>>147643179
Nice meme.
>>147643426
Wow, rude.
>>147643484
Sorry. Sometimes the devil just takes hold of me, you know?
>>147642953
sure she does, it's just like regular sparring, cept you don't stop when the other person yields to you and you rip off their clothes instead! then you punch them in the crotch with your crotch a whole lot!
>tfw your shemejis keep falling off from the top of your screen and you have to catch them so they don't get hurt
It's like having children
This is why I don't want children
>>147643654
*Undyne suplexes Papyrus' dick just because she can
>>147643654
If undyne was a male her penis would have a fist at the end.
>>147643737
I want children so I can mentally scar them
>>147643783
Undyne is Chuck Norris?
>>147643820
Don't do that.
>>147643820
Chara no
>>147641650
>>147641724
>>147641754
>>147641802
>>147642164
>>147642193
>>147642725
>It's 3:00 and the agent's already working overtime
???
>tfw literally the only characterfags left are the pedofags
>>147643783
>if
>>147643998
Did you read my addendum? I was very reasonable. >>147641940
>>147644019
Maybe we ARE the best characterfags after all.
>>147644019
Aside from Chara, I post Undyne and Asgore fairly often. Just because you like one character doesn't mean you can post only them.
>>147644019
I'm still here.
Hey or whatever
>>147644019
There were ever any others?
>>147644019
nah they just spam the worst
I post one or two of my faves and back off
>>147644019
I will never leaveuntil I get bored
>>147644224
sup
>>147643998
Justice never sleeps
>>147644224
Greetings
Is Toby working on Hiveswap?
>>147644149
>What the, how did you know- errr, I mean, I'm not federal, look at my post! I was reasonable!
>>147644019
There are others. There are dads, soriel guy, other momfags, Floweys and omegafloweyfag, spider anon has returned, we actually have some woshua and temmiefriends, We have papyfags and nicepants guy, also we have some contentfags talking: Pumpkin, Angstrom, Geek, we even had a one word apology from cry last night.
>>147644224
Ave, true to Tori-sarthat didn't fucking work
>>147643778
>because of Alphys and her crazy animes, Undyne thinks at least one person has to be crying, screaming, and begging for it to stop during sex
>she keeps yelling at Papyrus to cry harder and like he means it
>>147644096
Good job reading what I wrote and quoting it, Anon. That must have been so hard for you.
>>147641650
GIVE IT UP
REPS FOR THE REPS MOM, GAINS FOR THE GAINS MOM
>that one Sans fanart poster on Tumblr said they're coming back because the fandom's chilled out
Has it really? I still see a ton of shota Sans rape and AUAUAUAU bullshit, it's just circlejerked itself into its own corner like the Void Party folks. At any rate I'm glad to see quite a few less rabid Sansfags have spoken out on the insanity so maybe that helped.
>>147644595
I don't think you understand
>>147644691
Are you trying to imply that undyne is male?
A reminder that Alphys and Undyne canonically break up 2 months after TP because Alphys's fear of intimacy she got due to the repeated rapes Gaster committed on her when she was a child so that he wouldn't touch his own kids, and then Undyne hooks up with Papyrus instead
>>147644792
>imply
>>147644540
The attempt was appreciated by me at the very least
Hey utg
whats everyone up too?
>>147644845that Chara is hot
>>147644802
That was a really strange update.
>>147644802
>A reminder
Stopped reading right there
>>147644802
>implying the Rodge doesn't kill Undyne and Alphys
>>147644661
I don't know much about Sansfags but I know the anti-dadfagging has chilled out a shit ton in the last few months on places like Tumblr so it wouldn't be shocking
>>147644863
hey geek
>>147644863
Oh, you aren't dead either.
>>147644863
playing terraria
being hungry
hoping to rebound some moms
the usual
>>147644863
Hey Geek
I'm on the eternal quest to find cute Chara pics
I got 100 odd new Chara pics and 30 of other characters
How are you?
>>147644661
are you talking about an artist
if so which one, I appreciate quality canon goofy sans
crazy fans circlejerking themselves into a corner does count as chilling out in my opinion, that means it's easier to avoid the parts of the fandom you don't want to see or interact with and you're less likely to get creepy 'OOH I LOVE HIM, FUCK ME DADDY' comments on a shitty g-rated doodle of sans farting into a trombone
>>147644597
"No"
>>147644874
I know, right?
>>147644531
this is true
there are a lot of non-pedoshippers here
>>147644863
Organizing everything.
How about you?
>>147645075
>Post picture of Sans sleeping at his post in snowdin
>One comment is a copy pasted line from that fic Sans fingers frisks nose
>>147644993
>not Omar Mateen, the Jihad Machine
>the shemejis can multiply
Oops.
>>147644653
>tfw mad DOMS from lifting again after not lifting for months
don't ever stop lifting
>>147645489
Oh no, they're breeding?
>>147645253
I wanna suck their tail tip
>>147644863
Wow, we just mentioned that you and a whole bunch of people still post here! I'm doing alright, how are you?
>>147644540
The attempt was all that mattered matey-potatey
Have you ever been banned?
>>147645580
Well, I started with two, now I have eight.
These are kind of fun. I need Undyne and Asgore shimejis now.
>>147644597
You just want more images for your own collection!
>>147645489
Let's start a farm!
>>147643185
What followup picture?
>>147645278
Exactly! So, we still have some fight left in us yet!
>>147645735
SHUT IT DOWN
CUT OFF THE HOUSE'S CONNECTION
>>147645741
That seems inhumane.
>>147645685
More than I can count.
I really like to start shit.
>>147645039
Hello anon
>>147645042
Oh no not yet, why are people dying in here?
>>147645046
Sounds pretty chill. Why dont you fix yourself up some food?
>>147645056
I hope it goes well, though i'm sure it will cause alot of people like drawing chara
I'm pretty good, working on a commission, atm then maybe will draw some more stuff or play vidya.
>>147645338
I need to do that soon, and nothing much just workin on a commission.
>>147645652
Oh really?
Yeah i'm still here. Not as often as i'd like to be but yeh.
I'm good just trying to get some art stuff done before the day is over.
>>147645075
Sans-Slut on Tumblr (not lewd at all)
They said they needed to take a break on Tumblr because all the insane shit being done to their favorite was driving them crazy and making them lose interest. Used to post here too, I remember they made a Twitter to share art with.
>>147645735
>That Undyne
>>147645685
A few times, usually for a picture that I knew was risky.
>>147645954
Undertale actually contains trace amounts of arsenic.
The more we play it the more we get poisoned.
>>147644531
>we even had a one word apology from cry last night.
apology for what?
link?
>>147645954
That's cool, art stuff is always nice! How is the art stuff going?
>>147645954
It usually does, it's just a matter of sorting it and eventually distributing it to other Charafags through megaupload.
After this, I'll probably do the some for Asgore or Undyne. I have plenty of old/rare pics for both.
I hope it goes well. Oh, who do I kid? your pics always go well!
Hope you have fun!
>>147645685
8 times out of 10 I have it coming.
>>147646149
Here: >>147601723
apologizing for deleting an album.
>>147646212
>I'll probably do the some for Asgore
Your making a collection of Asgore pics? I may have a few1,600ish
>>147646393
>I made Cry write that
now I feel bad
>>147646393
Wait, cry actually did it?Good thing I saved most of it before they did.
>the tummy is growling and I'm hungry but I'm too lazy to go get anything
>>147646438
Oh, well I would gladly take them and organize them! It might take a while, though. Organizing the 2000 Chara pics took almost a week,but I could do it.
>>147646501
They actually did.
>>147646451
It could be worse, anon.
The absolute madwoman
>>147646601
I wish I had someone to snuggle up to like that
>>147646630
nice blog
>>147646631
I can't do it right now but at some point i'll throw them up on megaupload or something. I assume I should leave the lewds out?
>>147646880
Well, we Charafags decided to leave our lewds out of it, but whatever you want. I have been on this general long enough to not be disturbed by goat dicks anon, don't worry about me.
Careful guys, the pope might be in this thread
>>147646137
That explain why i throw up everytime i get on utg.
>>147646183
I have really sketched it but so far so good.
>>147646212
I should really go through my stuff and organized the folders too , but that you anon thats sweet of you.
>>147647093
Please bless me, your Holiness!
>>147647140
geek can you please kiss me
>>147647093
Introducing the Pope to all the Anons!
Becoming the Pope's best e-friend!
Luring the Pope into sending you emails!
Mindbreaking the Pope into thinking he's a cute shotagote!
Selling the Pope as an Asriel-non!
>>147647093
maybe he can just purge all the sins from /utg/
>>147647093
>>147646785
>>147647093
Good thing I'm not christian or I would get excommunicated.
>>147647378
No, don't do that with Francy
Alright guys, I'm a little out of the loop, the memo track, the information circuit, if you will. What's all this talk about the pope?
>>147647421
I want to be held and loved and coddled just like that
>>147647093
>>147647534
The Pope was gifted a steam code for Undertale.
>>147647421
nooo, you are making it worse
>>147625854
He found Toriel and Asgore's secret tape.
>>147647534
basically he's this man who is in charge of all christians
>>147647140
Well, it sounds like it's going well, I bet it'll look awesome when finished!
>>147647575
>>147647652
if im gonna hurt anons are gonna hurt too
>>147647712
>all Christians
laughingLuther.thesis
>>147647712
That's some quality lore.
>>147645685
Yeah.
>>147647534
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope
>>147647315
Nope sorry anon :<
I can give hugs though
>>147647712
>all christians
laughingorthodoxchurch.parchment
>>147647813
There is no reason that anyone should get hurt.
>>147647949
QUALITY LORE
>>147647867
>>147647965
I don't know anything about religion
he has a big hat
What if the Pope decides that gays are a-okay because of Alphyne?
(I know he is already more okay with it than the other ones, but let's assume even more)
What if he dislikes them more because of Alphyne?
>>147648001
I take it back
>>147648354
What if he like them more because of Mettaton?
>>147648354
What if the pope ships Fishbones?
I now have a sans shimeji as well
This is fun.
>>147648354
The pope isn't actually going to play it. Hes like a billion years old and probably pretty busy with that whole leader in charge of millions of people thing
>>147648571
We know. But it's fun to pretend.
>>147629437
Fuck dude, don't hurt me, here
>>147648261You might not want to educate people on things you don't know much about
>2016
>Thinking the Pope is real
>>147648354
What if the Pope canonizes Undertale?
>>147648751
>CURRENT YEAR
>Thinking anything is real
>>147648824
What if he makes Toby deliver his kickstarter promises?
>>147648751
>year 16+ 1500 + 500
>not pledging yourself to lord Lucifer and the forces of eternal darkness
lol (that stand for laughing out loud which is my reaction to your post)
>>147648921
I don't think even godly intervention can achieve that.
what if undertale is real and pope knows about it
and everything is canon
and all the monsters actually live with us
>>147648997
>Tfw Frisk was actually Jesus
>>147649110
>inb4 the "Asriel was just like Jesus" shitters come back
what if the Pope names Papyrus an honorary saint
>>147648997
what if you're your favourite's waifu/husbando
what if they have an anon daki
what if the hug it close to them each night, your imaginary embrace the only thing that lets them sleep
>>147649426
I don't think Asgore has taste that shit
>>147649357
Well the the Vatican is in Italy so it would make sense.
>>147648997
What if the pope know where Mt. Ebott is and it's location and the existence of monsters is a secret guarded by the vatican?
>>147649357
He already should be a saint.
>>147649426
then i'd start to dislike my favorite desu
>>147649623
>>147649512
but they love you
>>147649426
Then I would feel better about myself
is Jesus the Pope's waifu
>>147648354
I think the real question is what happens when Asriel causes him to question his sexuality
>>147649739
He has terrible taste in humans then since i'm pretty much trash
>>147649791
No, god is his husbando and Jesus is his sonfu
why can't I stop watching Dr. Phil
>>147649426
This is my fetish. I want Shyren to lust after me.
>>147649739
its creepy and gay and i dont play that
>>147649917
>not being gay for your favourite
>>147649426
i'm my favourite's favourite, actually
>>147649426
I doubt he'd like trash like me.
>>147649905
That's my fetish too. I want to be their favorite. I want to be anyone's favorite
>>147649947
>being sexual with sans at all
i dont think so
>>147649357
But Papyrus is already THE Pope.
>>147649792
I don't think the pope is a furry pedo
>>147650096
It's time for a schism
>>147649792
The pope isn't a muslim.
>>147650021
Ok, but stay away from Shyren.
>>147649947
I adore my favorite in a healthy, platonic sense, lewdness and earnest waifuing/husbandoing is scary
>>147650096ssshh we are pretending not to notice, Papyrus is a impeccable master of disuse.
>The pope openly acknowledges that we are being invaded by Islam
>Not only doesn't do anything to stop it, but tells us that this is good and that we should be happy
Some fucking pope.
>>147650138
>catholic figurehead
>not being a pedo
sure thing friendo
he's either an asrielfag or a charafag, face it
>>147650392
>Being this surprised
They let the Ottomans take Byzantium after all.
>>147650392
theres literally nothing wrong with being muslim
>>147650021
You can be my favorite
>>147650392
Tbh I don't care about the religion or the culture as long as they are decent people who go through the trials needed to be citizens, but this is an issue that doesn't have any right being on /utg/.
>>147650576
Hi Sweden.
>>147650576
Oh, the Asriel IRC has returned
>>147650021
you can be my fourth favorite, what about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8XG1xpGzdI&feature=youtu.be
>>147650576
Even if their wasn't, you can't tell me that it's okay for them to violently take over and inject their culture and beliefs into our society like they are. And worse yet, it's our own kindness that enables it.
>>147649426
>got a new Chara shimeji
>it multiplies by cutting herself in half with her knife, then the body returns to form by black goop
Brutal and unexpected.
>>147650767
what did we start
>>147650597
>>147650760
thanks guys
>>147650576
>Even if this Anon is only joking, there are people out there who do believe this to be true
>>147650767
>roasting in hhheeeeck
literally me, i cant even
>>147650862
Edgy/10
>>147651002
im not joking though
>>147651107
To be fair, there were two sets of animations for it: calm and mischievous.
I chose the later, so it wasn't wholly unexpected.
>>147650767
>mine didn't get animated
T__T
>>147650862
I love it.
>>147651251
Those don't mean anything like that
Calm = will not multiply by themselves
Mischievous means they will
I have an Asgore one
The fuck is a shimeji?
>>147650767
>You're gonna have a bath tim
dang, the asians translated the updated horrortale game fast, they must really love that au
I wonder if the fans over there are as obnoxious as tumblr was at the game's peak popularity
>>147651018
Can't even what
CAN'T EVEN WHAT
>>147651481
The fuck is a google
>>147651534
They've already done a shit ton of horrortale fanart and its all over twitter right now.
>>147651407
Oh, my bad.
And you do? I can't find one for the life of me.
Where did you get it?
>>147651481
It's like a little character that walks around and does things on your screen, kinda like some screensavers. It's just an entertaining toy when doing boring stuff.
>>147651515
I saw Horrortale actually first on Korean twitter, so I thought it originated there
>>147651534
really? oh my god, i just cant even
>>147651481
A computerized virtual buddy thing that walks on your screen and fucks things up. Reminds me of those old bionicle buddy disks that were for the computer and they smashed up your desktop icons.
>>147651667
>>147651769
Ah that sounds neat.
>>147651667
I also have a Papyrus one!
Also theres a list of them in the OP
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
>>147651702
naw I remember seeing it posted on /utg/ around January or February, started by someone on deviantart who didn't like Underfell and wanted something spookier
>>147651515
horrortale is my favorite AU when they do obnoxious stuff with it desu
>>147651816
Its pretty fun, you should get some!
>>147651829
Ahhh, many thanks!
What is even happening here today, have you gone mad, utg?
>>147652227
not any more mad than usual
>>147652227
I'm pretty sure we were never sane.
>>147651534
Comprehend, or something like that.
>>147651932
No problem, and yeah they can be pretty cute
>>147652227
Feels like a normal day to me desu
>>147652227
I dunno
>>147652227
the pope's everyone's favorite now
please send help
>>147652227
Why yes. You must be mad too or you wouldn't come here.
Undyne/Erza Scarlet crossover when?
>>147652227
We were discussing muslims and the pope
>>147652302
>he plays YuGiOhMy love, where have you been all of my life?
Wish I still had my physical deck.
>>147652357
the pope is trash, im a jesusfag personally
>>147652576I don't actually play the physical card game anymore, just online stuff like YGOpro
>>147652678
i ship popesus sorry
>>147652741I don't play it much anymore at all, but I downloaded PSX2 and started playing Duelist of the Roses again. Shame they never did anything with that battle system.
>Didn't lift yesterday because I went out with some friendos
>Today is extra fucking holy shit 2hot2lift
I need more motivations to lift tbqh
>>147652760
wow dude the lore states they're strictly platonic, shippers are horrible
>>147652576I like YuGiOh too. I had some emulators downloaded to my memory stick so I could play them at college or anywhere else and I had nothing to do.
>>147652940
maybe it's swap pope
swap pope is an enormous slut
>>147652227GAME THEORYgave the Pope a copy of Undertale somehow.
What the fuck did you madmen do to cause this.
>>147652892
DO IT
>>147652940
please respect my headcanon
>>147653091
no swap pope
have you even read that?
it's so obnoxious it makes me want to die
>>147653091
now youre not even sticking to canon characters? i bet you like shota swap jesus too
>>147653235
idk why i find her muscles so sexy, holy fuck
>>147653305
just accept it
Popefell is best AU pope you heathens.
>>147653305
i like em too but not when they overdo it like that
>>147653265
>not shipping swapfell jesus with swap satan
>>147653473
get your stupid AU out of here
Rollcall to kill the thread
Charafag here
>>147653612
I like it when they do it like this
>>147653473
he's so edgy and its not even funny, might as well like horror!pope at that point
>>147653620
i shipjesusxjudasdesu
>>147653757
Charafag here too!
Which part of them do you want to touch the most?
I WANT TO FUCK THE POPE
>>147653758
the body is better in that one but the face throws me off, i hardly ever find undyne art i like. maybe im too picky
>Asriel just body-slammed Grillby
Wtf Azz
>>147653831
Anywhere not lewd as long as it's platonic.
I wish I was more into what's going on. It must be fun.
Has anyone played as the Pope in UTFC yet?
Is he any good against Omega Sans?
>>147653757
nicepantsfag
>>147653838
not again
>>147653838
Do not lewd the pope
>>147653757
Dadfag that is sorta herebut actually mostly off reading comics
>>147653783There are apocryphal gnostic texts that actually say Judas was his favorite
>>147653757
Alphysfag.
>>147653235...nah :/
>>147653757
Botfag
>>147654105
God damn it, anon.
Do I have to go over there and kick your ass?
>>147653969
I'm gonna lift off his cap and lick his balding head!
Is this where I can find the "Anime"s?
>>147653961
he's his hard counter, just use holy light before sans fully charges dark soul and it stuns him
>>147654021
im sure he loved them all equally desu but that definitely builds a good story
>>147654217
How can you even type with your fat claws?
>>147654217
https://kissanime.to/
>>147654217
Ask Alphys
>>147653935
Have you ever heard of Kkhoppang, our lord and savior?
>>147654171
Please do.
>>147654362
Oh god, I didn't realise they had new generations of Beyblade.
>>147654485
yeah, dont like his stuff much but he'll occasionally draw something nice. his art is great overall though
>>147654362
>he streams his anime
casual
>>147653757
Botfag here
Haha, text post, so we reach bump before image limit.
>>147655060
Yes!
>>147654981
I only download my animes if I'm planning on taking screenshots, fight me
>>147653757
I don't even know anymore.
I think I like most characters equally by now
>>147655060
Is this how I textpost?
>>147655102
https://youtu.be/5v15U2uaV6k
>>147655060
no way faggot
get images
>>147653620
Swap Jesus a whore desu
>>147655159
Enjoy your shit quality
>>147655203
post nudes
Do you think Frisk likes tononsexuallytouch Sans' skeleton self?
>>147655259
THE BLURRY VISUALS GIVE ME THE OLD 'WATCHING TOONAMI ON SHITTY CABLE' EXPERIENCE
I just wish my eraser could erase the pencil from my notebook
>>147655349
i'd be really interested in doing it just to say i did desu, never get to touch my own bones. just like shaking his bare hand or something though
>>147655239
sure
>>147655060
Textposting?
>>147653757
si re si me rei.
>>147655509
aw, that's cute
>>147655509
>>147655497
I cracked my head open as a kid and had a chance to touch my skull before the skin fully healed, it's just like touching your teeth
>>147655497
Same. I just hope he wouldn't be freaked out.
>Hey... can I touch you and stuff?
>>147655497
I really just want to feel a naked ribcage.
>>147653783
>i shipjesusxjudasdesu
Omg, that ship is so abusive and problematic, how could you.
>>147655654
thats really nasty first of all but its a lot different to me because i know theyre made of similar stuff but its just the fact that youre not supposed to. thats cool to me
>>147655684
well you wouldnt say that to people irl, just give him high fives or hugs when its acceptable
>>147655821
okay this is where you lose me
Here comes more best girl.
when are we moving to the next bread
>>147655920
yes
>>147655897
>well you wouldnt say that to people irl, just give him high fives or hugs when its acceptable
I want to feel him slowly and deliberately, in detail.
>>147655897
I think they look interesting, with lots of areas to touch and grab.
>>147653783
That's a shit ship.
>>147655992
>neck
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>147621309
Explain?
>>147656024
just go to a biology lab and molest the display skeleton there
>>147656145
But I wanna touch a real living skeleton!
>>147653758
Is it really gayor lesboif I like grills but mostly just the fit ones?
>>147655992
>neck
>>147656024
alright thats a bit odd but im sure he'd be okay with it as long as you're friends and you dont get pervasive
>>147656061
yeah like their hands!
Do you think Sans would let me touch his brother?
>>147656127
>sansfag complaining about things not being accurate to canon
>>147656219
Eh, dunno
Is it gay to like girly guys?
>>147656202
every display skeleton is a slutty voyeuristic masochist
it's like toy story, they just keep perfectly still when anybody is watching
>>147656219
no, you're bi. In my case, the only thing in this word that makes me straight is this fish.
>>147656183
>posting OC fetish stuff
Worse than posting So Sorry.
>>147656370
Yes.
>>147656370
if they're still identifiably male it is
>>147656507
Yep. You're fucked.
>>147656296
Yes, I think he'd be okay with you hugging Papyrus!
>>147656436
>>147656437
i don't know, really
i know some guys who like tomboyish girls but aren't into guys though
>>147656507
There's nothing wrong with being gay, faggot.
>>147656347
I'm not a sansfag though. Just felt like using that image.
>>147656370
Yes
t. Botfag
>>147656219
Nah. Everyone has their types.Unless you're a girl, then that's lesbo. Or about as lesbo as a guy liking traps is gay,
>>147656219
If you only like girls, then yeah. It doesn't matter that they are fit, there's still something about the fact that they are female which is what gets you.
Same with me, I'm gay, and I may sometimes a guy that looks a bit feminine is attractive, but I know that the same femininity in a woman wouldn't do it for me, and I realize it's the fact that he's still a guy what ultimately seals the deal.
That you only like the fit ones comes down to preference in girls.
>>147656601
oh, never mind this post
i'm retarded, i read that as guyish girls or something, sorry
MAke new bread please!
I like grills with gills
I'm gonna be away for a little while. Just in case, what's a good place to download anime from? Specifically, Watamote with English subs.
>>147657082nyaa.se
>>147656863
Someone make the bread
>>147651932Hey, I'm the one that made that pastebin, there are more on the blog linked at the top of it, but they're mostly Sans since that's what mostly gets submitted to me
>>147629712
Papyton (pls no bully)Skysolo
last for bullying this anon >>147657863 to death
>>147634162
New Wave/Pop Disco
>>147657151Thank you. This is my favourite anime girl so far.
>>147645685
About only 2 or 3 times I think, most likely the former.
>>147647579
Joel is best Vinesauce
>>147649357
Good.
>>147650767
>I'm gonna break your clock
>poor experience impending
>heh uh-oh unfolding
top of the kek
>>147651534
THEY JUST CAN'T EVEN, ANON!
>>147658061
I said no bully pls ;-;
>>147653838
We all do, anon.
>>147656379
I can never think of model skeletons the same way again. Thanks, anon.