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Reminder that SteIIaris has its own general and discussion of the game doesn't go here. Thank you.

We don't have an official steam or discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not steam or discord groups, promising MP or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, July 6th:
640 – Battle of Heliopolis: The Muslim Arab army under 'Amr ibn al-'As defeat the Byzantine forces near Heliopolis.
1411 – Ming China's Admiral Zheng He returns to Nanjing after the third treasure voyage and presents the Sinhalese king, captured during the Ming–Kotte War, to the Yongle Emperor.
1939 – Holocaust: The last remaining Jewish enterprises in Germany are closed.
1941 – Nazi Germany launches its offensive to encircle several Soviet armies near Smolensk.


>News
HOI4 DD17/06
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/hoi4-dev-diary-june-17th-patch-1-1-red-ball-express.949237/

CK2 DD 13 - Warrior Women
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/crusader-kings-2-dd-13-pagans-advisors-and-warrior-women.955632/

>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/

# Archive
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WZZFXDyT!yyb25ZuLdLs0B8vhoKS3LA

# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76

>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#F!v5wXURpJ!TvoBinBVQWJbaYJsluyoFA

>>[EU4] - Expensive Warfare Mod 1.0
http://pastebin.com/gThqFi54

>>[CK2 - 2.5.2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.5.1 - 20/06/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk

>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr

>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar

>>[V2] - 7 Years v4.1
http://pastebin.com/fMCvXaAA

Old Thread >>147545173
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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
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>>147616312
willy was a retard
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nick
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>>147616632
What video game?
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>>147616693
>/gsg/ approved
>anime.
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Trying again, anybody know how to fix EU4 achievements after pirating the DLC?
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>>147616736

based "what videogame" poster
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>>147616781
>replying to the steamgroup shitposter
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>>147616693
is there any anime that actually depicts the IJA during the second weltkrieg or are nips just too pussyfooted?

>>147616853
radical yugoslavia is actually anti-anime, know your group related drama shit
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>>147616714
>hammer and sickle
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>>147616909
>radical yugoslavia is actually anti-anime

nice flaseflag
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>>147616909
Millennium Actress, very tangentially.
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Anime~
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>hoi4, italy
>start through tutorial, fail to get spanish italian alliance
>go italy first anyways
>grab greece while germany starts shit
>sit around researching while fighting goes on
>but my airpower still sucks
>still deciding if my military is ready to fight france and uk in africa, but mostly waiting for vichy france to happen so I can strike
>paris falls, no vichy france
>berlin falls to uk invasion
>tfw it's too late to expand south
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>>147617348
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>>147617390
:^(
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What cultures should I nonviolently stamp out in V2?

Was thinking of doing a UK game where I attempt to turn as much land British as I can, but aside from islands I'm not sure where I should be spreading myself.

India's probably not feasible.
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>>147617042
thank you based steamgroup spy
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>>147617551
America, retake the 13 colonies and repopulate them with loyal Brits to outbreed the Yanks. I reccomend using the classic "shut down all the factories in the motherland to force immigration meme."
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>>147617551
Yucatan desu.

That land is wasted on the Hispanic.
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>>147617551
just make sure the irish do not exist anymore

everything else is irrelevant
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>>147617669
Yanks are probably one of the hardest to eliminate, alongside their cousins the Germans, because of high population, good literacy and starting industry bases.

Should be doable but it's probably going to take a fair bit of work.


>>147617739
If I crush them I can't use their starting unemployment to get extra factories up for better emigration numbers down the line.


Should I bother trying to fill Asian colonies or just focus on crushing the New World?
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>>147618258
Lad what are you on about the soil of Mexico yearns for Anglo-Saxon plows
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>>147618258
Just focus on the New World, I would say even go as far as releasing your other colonies. That's also likely better for them in the long run, independent Australia and New Zealand will have tons more immigrants than as colonies, and Australia especially can easily become a secondary power as your dominion. South Africa, if you release that later, can also easily become a secondary power. Hold onto Canada though, keep the New World under your firm grasp.
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>>147616736
Based WVG autist telling the faggots how it is
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>>147618459
I think I'll hand my African ports and islands to France, take France's New World holdings, release the Indians as a bunch of useless satellites, give the Malays to the Dutch and give South Africa to Natalia.

Australia and New Zealand would probably end up stronger as satellites, but they're still technically part of the New World and New Zealand gets British cores.
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>>147618752
based copy paste poster
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>>147618752
All me
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>>147618770
>give South Africa to Natalia
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>>147618752
Report and ignore.
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>>147618972
naw man i ain't gonna do it
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>>147618972
t. R&I
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>eu: rome 2 will never be a thing
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https://youtu.be/MW0yfP525Wc?t=2004

If you live in Brunei you should kys
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>>147616782
anybody at all?
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>>147620639
>EU4
>achievements
>pirating DLC
Kill yourself pedo scum
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>>147616782
________________________uninstall.exe
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HPM, are you here?
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>>147616693
>Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

>Ok tier.

kys
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>>147621493
Yes my child
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What's the best land doctrine for Germany in HoI IV? Aside from uninstall.exe of course.
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Lads I'm supposed to be learning how to calculate the present value of a bond but I can't stop shitposting
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>>147621741
If you shitpost loud enough all will be well
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>>147621636
>using trips
>on an anonimous board

Hello newfag son of a bitch.
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>>147621674
>playing hoiIV unironically
*cringes*
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>>147621741
just drop out of college and post in /gsg/ 24/7
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Lads I'm supposed to be playing games right now but I can't stop shitposting
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>>147621741
how're your jewish studies going lad
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HIP + Outremer mod

http://pastebin.com/43weV27p
http://pastebin.com/43weV27p

This mod integrates the outremer crusader culture from ck2+ into hip. See the paste for install instructions.

Let me know if you run into any bugs.
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how do i set taxes in HPM?
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>>147621920
Soon I will promote from craftsman to bureaucrat and will never go hungry for cement again
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>>147621004
fuck off Johan
>>147621005
drinkbleach.exe
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>>147621930
Based
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>>147621935
please
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>>147621935
Same way as in vanilla
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>>147622093
please men
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>>147622186
but when i try to get them i have low tax efficency how to fix it?

only happens in HPM not vanilla!
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>>147622297
Get techs that give you tax efficiency
Vanilla also has tax efficiency
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>>147622297
What are you on about
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>>147622297
So research tax techs. Making money should be hard without pissing off your populace
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Is there anyway to have elected fascists or communist in HPM seize control and establish a dictatorship?
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>>147622540
Yes, elect them, then have high militancy
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>>147622297
>>147622371
>>147622372
>>147622395
In HPM, taxing too much makes your pops bankrupt, and they lose their ability to work, and their income vanishes.
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remember to turn off ai historical focus for non-shit germany
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>>147622618
>new IP
He just said he doesn't have a lot of efficiency, so he can't bankrupt his pops.

No pops will lose the ability to work if they are poor. They only lose their job if the place isn't profitable, which is unrelated to how much money you tax your people.
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>>147622618
Making money without bankrupting your people historically was very difficult. You can have a good economy in hpm, but it isn't handed to you
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>>147622834
Nothing he says make sense, people don't lose their jobs because of taxes in V2.
So what you are replying doesn't make sense either.
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>>147622661
>17 Jun.

The fuck, when did Barbarossa begin then? Did you help them?

Also >Norway
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>>147622896
as you approach taxes at 100 percent, you get diminishing marginal returns in hpm
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>>147622661
That's a lot of raum to leben
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>>147623047
That's the case in vanilla.
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>>147622896
>>147623047
How do you guys know this stuff
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>>147623047
I don't believe HPM changed how that works from vanilla at all.

What's the point of that affirmation anyway? It makes no sense in the context of the conversation.
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>>147622898
it started really early, not even poland was done
thing is, poland made their own faction with the balts so the allies didn't intervene at that point
also trotsky survived, so the ussr's unity was in the dump - as soon as moscow fell, they capitulated
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>>147623149
Read the manual.
Play the game.
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>>147623047
Actually this isn't really true. If the whole world increases taxes to 100% then you'd have diminishing returns, but a single country doesn't affect the market much at all.
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>>147622605
Ah, thanks.
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>>147621885
Ah yes, pf course. I'll go back to masturbating to ck2 instead
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Persia started a war with Ming, which called her allies Bharat and Tibet. This lead to a focus on its Eastern front and several successful rebellions from Byzantine separatists.
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Progress into North America is progressing smoothly. I'll probably grab Massachusetts to cripple the US industry completely then focus of getting Dixie land before the CSA arrives.

The Doctrine of Lapse is completely fucked if you release the states you inherit
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Are hussars worth making or do I just stick with a pike retinue ?
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>>147623550
Great stuff, really.
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>>147623520
Is Armenia still Christian? Or even still Armenian?
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>>147623520
PLEASE BREAK UP PERSIA
IT HURTS
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I did it /vg/! Got myself a nice piece of Africa. As soon as the next invention unlocks I'll start colonizing all those LR10 provinces and cover the whole dark continent in the glacial blue of scandinavian master race.
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>>147624370
>1884
>Africa almost completely barren
Does HPM change when the scramble begins? In vanilla the scramble happens between 1870-1875 normally.
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>>147624370
> I'll start colonizing all those LR10 provinces and cover the whole dark continent in the glacial blue of scandinavian master race.

so you are doing the reverse of real life ?
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>>147624075
Neither, though I'll try to make it over and convert it to Orthodox.

>>147624338
That's the goal. Hopefully Italy and Mali will attack them while they're weak.
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>>147624449
In HPM some opens up around 1880 and the final colonization tech happens around 1890
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>have primogeniture
>second son is born
>quick or genius trait

every tiem
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>>147623814
Assault ships are better
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>>147624524
I did not come to this thread to feel lad
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>>147624075
Turns out that they actually are Armenian. There is hope yet.
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>>147624643
>spy on your first son
>have him kidnapped or find a reason to imprison
>order to take the vows
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>>147624752
>all that land is ethnically persian
Jesus fucking christ why
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>>147624752
you have my permission to cheat your way into persian dissolution. it's ok friend, it's for a good cause
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>>147624752
>PER
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>>147624875
>cheating
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>>147624981
>letting persians ethnically take over slavic land
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neat
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>>147624804
>powergaming
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>>147625029
The persians will make much better use of the land than the sub-human slavs so I don't really see the issue here.
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>>147625204
fucking roach
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>>147625383
>persians are turks
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>>147624524
Nah, up until now it's pretty much how it went for the period. The inversion is more of a post-HoI thing.

>>147625204
Finally someone with common sense in this thread.
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>>147625549
if they're brown, they're roaches
it's simple, really
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>>147625680
They're not significantly less white than slavs. I don't really distinguish between two kinds of untermensch, though.
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Holy shit HPM why did you make it so tedious
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3.03 or 3.04 lads? Which one for HPM??
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>>147625680
>byzantines were roaches all along
>jesus was a roach
>the cradle of civilization - yup all roaches
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And Voila!
Free poo for everyone!
>>147625978
>Jesus was a roach
Even worse anon , he was a Jew
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>>147625978
>byzantines were shitskins
t.
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>>147625978
Tan =/= roach
But yes the 'cradle' is full of them.
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>>147625919
>historical
>project
>mod
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>>147625792
t. Juan Sánchez Smith 1/58th part german.
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>>147625978
Jesus was a levantine... hardly 'brown' especially in those days

>>147626095
People of 1st century Judea and modern day 'jews' are two very different things
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The international community hasn't looked kindly on my completely justified reconquest of the US.
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>>147616714
joe
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>>147625978
Literally all just tanned germanics
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>>147625978
Why is it always the animeposters that post the most retarded shit?
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>>147626630
>animeposters [...] retarded
You answered your own question
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>>147626630
Because special kind of young adults is shameless enough to watch anime
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How do I export a save game in CK2 to EU4?

When I click the export button an hourglass appears for a while and it stops which would make one assume the save has been exported but it doesn't appear in any of the EU4 mod folders or within the EU4 Mod list.

Am I missing something here?
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>>147626396
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>>147626136
What are levantines if not the stereotypical caucosoid brown middle easterner? Jesus Christ the mental gymnastics you people make are astounding.

>>147626136
>"cradle"

Why can't you reconcile yourself with the fact that europoids were painting themselves with shit and throwing rocks at each other while the first urban centers started to emerge in the fertile crescent?

>>147626630
How am I in any way wrong? Roach is a term that's specifically used to refer to turks, no one else.
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Feeling inspired and wanting to do an AAR or just a general playthrough in Vic 2, but i'm torn, decide for me /gsg/

>1.Papal States
>2.United Kingdom
>3.Persia
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Does stealing the DLCs and using the activator from the archive pass the "verification" that CPR-plus has?
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>>147626630
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>>147625919
3.04
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>>147627067
we got a butthurt nonwhite on our hands boys
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>>147626892
I fixed it by searching the name of my kingdom in my documents
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>>147626396
Yes of course, the only reason civilizations sprang up in the middle east, the nile valley and eastern asia is because they were ruled by a germanic warrior elite.
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>>147627075
Persia.
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>>147627198
Post border gore.
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>>147627190
t. Jesús Johnson Rodriguez
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>>147627075
Papal States or Persia, UK would be boring unless you do something more to make it interesting.
Never tried Papal States myself, but I think it'd be the most interesting.
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>>147627441
t. mohammed ibn al mohammed
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>Jesus
>white

Face it stormfags, Jesus was a DARK-SKINNED ARAB
He probably had African admixture as well
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>>147627075
Do the Pope since Persia wont do much.
HPM right?
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>>147627631
>>147627725
Does PS have events to make the one true faith great again?
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>>147627848
Nope, Persia gets free educational reform and free RP points once.
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What should a democratic German alliance be called?
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>>147627723
we wuz saviors n shiet
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>>147627723
>DARK-SKINNED ARAB
>He probably had African admixture as well
Revisionist bullshit.
He was Semitic and, although semitics aren't white compared to germanic stormweenies, semitics were white to the egyptians and other ethnic groups of judea excepting maybe romans
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how can i select a fascist party as my ruling party as an absolut monarchy?
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>>147627067
>What are levantines if not the stereotypical caucosoid brown middle easterner?
Please go to the levant and report back

After you've done that factor in the fact that the levant was enriched by turkish invasions and other undesirable migrations for millenia

When this is done you can go to your parents and apologize for wasting all of their faith in you watching anime and playing map games
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>>147627984

The European Union
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>>147627723
Jesus was black
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>>147628054
You can't
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>>147627984
Tito-Kraut Liberation Axis
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>>147628047
NOTE: Semitic =/= jewish and does not even necessarily include jews unless you are following kosher semantic guidelines (i.e jewish propaganda)
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>>147628084
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>>147627723
Hebrews/semites/israelis arent arab
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>>147627723
whoever circulated this picture has gotta have one heck of a nose
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>>147627723
>Jesus
>Arab
He was a Semite not Arab. Learn some history mate
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>>147628342
The idea that Jesus and the modern day israeli are in any way related is a lie
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>>147627723
>le conquerors enrichment meme

oh god, the next thing you gonna tell me that the genetic composition of antolia was changed considerably after the turkish invasions
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>>147616714
>tfw no communist monarchy
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>>147627283
Might be fun, but what should be the goals?

>>147627631
If I were to do the UK, I would most likely try what I dub, the "Benevolent Albion" run, where you go anti-Isolationist and "full Woodrow Wilson" but Papal States could be fun too, reclaim holy lands and what not.

>>147627725
Yeah, HPM. The pope could be great fun, usher in an age of imPOPErialism. :^)
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The ledger says that their total troops are currently half their force limit, I'd say this is my best chance of making Byzantium great again.
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>>147627723
>all these falsehoods
Seriously guys we got facts
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>>147628083
>>147628609
misquoted
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>>147628609
Are you retarded? Of course it was... The modern 'anatolian' is a turk, with closest living relatives to other central asians
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>>147628426
And how does that change the fact that he looked like someone who a /pol/tard would classify as a shitskin muzzie?
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>>147626396
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>>147628879
Oh god, you really are THIS retarded.
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>>147629208
>reverse image search
>reddit
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>>147628879

I bet you believe all southern italians are "sandnigger" rape-babbys and all northern italians are "snownigger" rape-babbys.
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>>147629069
>/pol/tard
uhm could you stop with the offensive words please
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>>147628704
>ledger
>says
Never trust the ledger army totals to guage a nation's ability to fight; check their treasury, inflation and debt-to-income. Mercs are [nearly] infinite, and as long as they can afford them, they will continue to fight.
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>>147629465
Italians are just niggers
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>>147627121
>Does stealing the DLCs and using the activator from the archive pass the "verification" that CPR-plus has?

Anyone?
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>Japan declares war on Denmark
>Japan declares war on Finland
>Japan declares war on Mexico
>Japan declares war on Guatemala
The fuck is wrong with those gooks?
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>>147627204
No it's because they were true germanics as well. Otherwise they wouldn't have founded those civilizations. It's basic logic, really
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>>147629613
Don't be a pedophile lad, or just go to >>>/a/
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>>147629598
This
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>>147629656
>Join Axis as Fascist USA.
>Leave Norway and Palestine for Germany and Egypt for Italy.
>Japan takes all of it.
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>>147629886
Will South Italy and North Italy split up one day?
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>>147629656
Pan asianism was only the beginning. The jews fear the samurai
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What is the redeem code for Hoi4? Any refunders have it?
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Does /gsg/ include artillery with their mountaineer divisions?
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>>147629946
Hopefully. Northern Italians at least have a slight hint of germanic blood. Southern Italians are literally shitskins
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>>147630224
Are you retarded? Why are Mediterraneans supposed to have Germanic blood? That's some 'WE WUZ..' tier shit.
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So, lads. Meme Assault or Grand Battle Meme?
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>>147628426
Jesus wasn't an arab, but arabs are semites nonetheless.
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>>147630224
This is true

The Roman Emperors were all undoubtedly Germanic. How else could they have built such a great civilisation?
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>>147630524
WIR WÄRE KÖNIGEN UND SCHEIBE
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>>147630383
See >>147629702 and >>147630524
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>>147630467
Oh shit you're right, I forgot that Arabic is a semetic language
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What should my longterm goals be?
What do you think so far lads?
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>>147630664
>SCHEIBE
>B

SCHARFES S IS WRITTEN AS DOPPEL S WHEN IT'S CAPITALIZED YOU FUCKING SUB-HUMAN
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>>147629702
>>147630224
>>147630524
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>>147630383
>lombards
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>>147630847
I think in the long term you should aim for uninstall.exe
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does anyone know how to get the EUIV DLC activator to work?
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>>147630894
Hitler was a Slav Jew shill

True Germanic ayrans only answer to Willy
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>>147630383
Read a book you retarded mongoloid
That's like saying Englishmen aren't part Germanic cause they're not in Germany
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>>147630918
Rome existed before that.
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>>147631071
uninstall
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>>147630853
>>147630664
Hold alt and press 0223 on your numpad lads

ß
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>tfw your post derails the entire thread

I know this is /gsg/ and all so it's not really that hard to achieve, but still, it's a warm fuzzy kind of feeling.
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>>147631136
romans were lombards
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>>147631308
>trying to appropriate my posts
fuck right off
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>>147631117
>retarded mongoloid.

I'd rather be that than whatever shit you are.

>That's like saying Englishmen aren't part Germanic cause they're not in Germany

Which I never said, Mediterraneans are a complete different race.
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>>147627075
The UK is alright.
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Meanwhile in the far East.

>>147629537
Yeah, I'm realising that now. Things aren't going awfully yet, as they're fighting on all fronts.
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>>147624752
how does this even happen?
since when does the AI convert culture?
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>>147631268
>implying that as a former subject of A-H don't have a ß by default on my keyboard
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>>147630894
>implying the ancient empires weren't all built by a hard core of germanic people
Rome, Greece, Egypt, Mesopotamia, all germanic
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>>147631390
Converted from CKII, the majority of the cultural conversion happened then, if not all of it.
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>>147631136
>>147631330
>modern italians
>roman
This meme will never not be funny
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>>147631327

>Rome and romans can be traced back to BC.
>Few Lombards arrived in Italy after AD.
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>>147631439
thiß deßu
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>>147631636
Modern Italians aren't Romans but neither were Romans Germanic.

>>147631473
WE
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>>147631637
romans were a cut off south germanic tribe though
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>>147631767
Ins Gas
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>>147631835
citation needed
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>>147631473
Hun empire, mongol empire, Ottoman dynasty, Song dynasty, British empire, all germanic.
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>>147631946
>can't discern obvious funposting


>>>/r/paradoxplaza
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>>147631998
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>147631998
Indeed.

>anglos
>not germanic
Literally what?
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>>147632084

WILLY RELEASE
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>>147616525
Rome Total War guy here who bought EU:Rome on a whim a while ago and was utterly confused. pls halp i want to like it.
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>>147632158
Anglos are pretty much Celts with a Germanic culture.

t. Australian
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>>147632158
English are Celts.

>>147632308
First things first, you need to ______________________uninstall.exe
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>>147632327
Celts are an ancient Germanic tribe
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>>147632418
wow should have expected such shit advice from a guy on 4chan who probably wants to marry his anime character pillow
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>>147632327
>>147632418
Celts are just misguided Germans
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You are all serbs desu.
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>>147560853
Whilst Almuzzam still struggles to court the Basileius's approval, he nevertheless senses opportunity to enter into the good graces of King Pagano. The King of Aegyptus is currently involved in a war with the Emir of Tripolitania over control of his territories and, whilst he certainly does not require help to secure victory, nevertheless would benefit from a Jerusalemite assurance of support in the event that other Sunni powers enter the war.

With Aubry's support and seal, Almuzzam pledges 2,000 Jerusalemite troops to the endeavour, with a promise to raise more in the event of further Muslim entry into the conflict.
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>>147632445
FRANCE CONFIRMED GERMANIC
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>>147632623
Serbs have shown to be staunch National Socialists as well, so why not.
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>>147632532
:^)
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>>147632679
Best part of the day, right here
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https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Qur'an,_Hadith_and_Scholars:Muhammad's_White_Complexion

Muhammad was white, a Germanic aryan from ancient Saxony, no doubt about it.
There is no way Muhammad could've conquered so much land and sway so many people without the Germanic intelligence and warrior gene.
It is also evident that Islam is simply a reformed version of Germanic paganism
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>>147632679
Welcome back lad, may I have your input on my queston? here:>>147627075
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>>147632445
>>147632585
Given the extend of the Hallstatt region, you could say Celts are Germanic, or that South Germans are Celtic.
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>>147627075
UK
Pick a country at the start of the game.
This country must be on the receiving end of endless banter and bullying. If it doesn't exist at game start, help it form and then bully it.
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>>147632585
>>147632445
>>147632418
>>147632327
First of all I am a Classics major in uni and I can tell you that there were large native populations in England that were NOT Celtic, hypothesized they spoke a language similar to Basque (look up Farlay Mowatt's Farfarers if you are interested)

The Celts were invaders into England themselves and were NOT Germanic and were wide spread acorss europe from Spain to Turkey.

Germans were shitting in their mud huts whiel the celts were fashioning gold broaches and building stone mouments that the Germans wouldn't reproduce till the middle ages.

Fourth the Angles ("anglos") were a Germanic tribe but similar to the Jutes in that they were mostly sea based, fishing and such, seperated freom the land locked germans of the hinterland.
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>>147632823
>Had Charles Martel not been victorious at Poitiers -already, you see, the world had already fallen into the hands of the Jews, so gutless a thing Christianity! -then we should in all probability have been converted to Mohammedanism [Islam], that cult which glorifies the heroism and which opens up the seventh Heaven to the bold warrior alone. Then the Germanic races would have conquered the world. Christianity alone prevented them from doing so.
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>>147632982
>I am a classics major
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How good is romance of the three kingdoms 13? I´m thinking about buying it, later this month.
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>>147633030
Look up the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem to see the extent of the connection between this Meth-head nutcase and Islamic extremism.
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>>147632832
Papal States is interesting, but in my opinion it's a bit too annoying with all the clusterfuckery that is Italy. You can form a theocratic Italy, which is nice, but then you're stuck facing a billion rebellions at home, which would be a serious pain in the ass to translate into an AAR. Moreover, the initial Italian unification (depending on how it goes) might be nonsensical as fuck in the context of the story you're laying down.

Were I you, I'd do some basic reading up on the history of Persia in the period (wiki their Shahs during that time, try and find out the gist of their goals and personalities) and kick up a Persia AAR. They're a nice nation that's got potential, but they need to work hard for their success. Better yet, it's not a nation or an area of the world you often see AARs in.
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>>147632823
Germanic=/=Deutsch.
Calling Deutschland Germany is retarded and only leads to confusion. Pan Germanism goes far beyond Germany
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>>147632679
To the immense relief of both Aubry and Almuzzam, a much more amiable Pagano, reluctantly supported by his wife (Aubry's eldest sister) Queen Sibylla, is willing to enter into an alliance with Jerusalem once again. The military unity of the two powers not only strengthens Aubry's hand within his realm significantly, but also serves to allay fears of a war with Aegyptus over the contested Sinai peninsula, a major sticking point in prior relations.

Now, with the situation to the southwest handled, Almuzzam returns the entirety of his attentions to the Basileius, and his attempts to secure a marriage alliance for King Aubry with the Basileia Rhomaion.
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>>147632982
>First of all I am a Classics major in uni
Opinion discarded
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>>147633104
oh look the Hoi Poloi is squacking again, release the dogs.
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>>147633030
>Literally advocating to being conquered and raped by mudslimes because da jooooooos are worse
Deutschucks never change.
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>>147633418
You have a problem you Ptolemaic brotherfucker?
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>>147633418
>>147633104
t. mcdonalds employees
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>>147633594
Your classics major will sure help you get that job at maccas
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>>147632982
You're going to find a pre-Celtic substrate practically everywhere outside of the initial region where Celts developed, to the point where all modern Celts are partially proto-Basque.

That has nothing to do with modern Brits essentially being modern Celts with a coat of Germanic culture and some genetic admixture thrown over the top.

Angles, Saxons and Jutes were close enough to the Scandinavian Germanics that at the time of the Danelaw Danish and the Anglo-Saxon language were mutually intelligible, but I don't think anybody was conflating Germans and Germanics, and all the tribes that settled England were definitely the latter.
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>>147633030
>>147633450
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what are you studying lads
math major 300k starting here
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>>147633685
He's not me (the one studying the foundation of Western Civ.) but he sees the irony of your memetic response to my degree.

it's truly like seeing a boy with fetal alcohol syndrome make fun of others.
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>>147633870
Enjoy not getting a job
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>>147633431
>deprecating the working classes

your end will be soon and swift you worthless bourgeois parasite
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Jesus was Germanic
>Originally, Christianity was merely an incarnation of Bolshevism the destroyer. Nevertheless, the Galilean, who later was called the Christ, intended something quite different. He must be regarded as a popular leader who took up His position against Jewry. Galilee was a colony where the Romans had probably installed Gallic legionaries, and it's certain that Jesus was not a Jew. The Jews, by the way, regarded Him as the son of a whore—of a whore and a Roman soldier. The decisive falsification of Jesus's doctrine was the work of St. Paul. He gave himself to this work with subtlety and for purposes of personal exploitation. For the Galilean's object was to liberate His country from Jewish oppression. He set Himself against Jewish capitalism, and that's why the Jews liquidated Him.
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>>147633870
Didn't you know? Everyone is either an engineer or a McDonald's employee.
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>>147633796
It's more than a substrate, these civilizations were there perhaps from humanity's original settling of the lands.

It is interesting to think for me at least of an olive skinned, dark haired people being first in this area so thought of as being blond and blue eye'd
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>>147633869
NEET shitposter starting free healthcare provided by our glorious state
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>>147634043
Working class scum detected
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Russia's sacrifice must not be in vain.
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>still Chamberlain in 43
where's Winston?

>>147633030
This is why Mussolini is clearly the superior statesman and fascist icon.
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>>147633869
>300k starting
I want poorfags to leave already
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>>147634264
>not Franco
At least the Pain in Spain never needed to be rescued by German Paratroops
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>>147634043
Not even mememing lad but studying humanities at least form where I am from means you'll be only be able to be employed as a an educator and given the amount of effort you put into your degree I don't think you'll be satisfied teaching history to a bunch of uninterested high school students. Sure, if that's what you really want, it's great, but it's not exactly a lucrative career choice.
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>>147634118
No humans were blond and blue eyed on arrival in Europe, it's an adaptation to the environment that caught on much later.

My point wasn't that it was genetically trivial but that it was indistinct from what makes a Celt in modern times, and by extension irrelevant to the question of whether the Brits were Celts or Germanics by blood.

I suppose for clarity I'll say that Brits are Insular Celts with a dash of scandinavian and a different culture.
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>there were no muslims in Brazil in 1836
>there were no separatist movements other than Pernambuco, Rio Grande do Sul and Bahia in Brazil in 1836
>this is what Brazilian chemistry teacher Alex Grandi actually believes
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>>147634373
>posted from my second hand Lenovo with a crack in it
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>>147633869
Math major here too pic is me right now
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>>147634517
>complaining about there being no muslims
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>>147634264
>Mussolini

You realize that he called himself as a 'defender of Islam' and was also awarded 'the sword of Islam' by Arabs right?

>>147634397
>Franco

Opportunist general who prevented both actual fascists and monarchs from getting power despite presenting himself as both. Francoist Spain was shit economically and militarily.
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>>147634397
I'm speaking from a statesmanship/vision perspective only. A pan Mediterranean romantic empire is cool beans. Just enough high vision without devolving into arcane spiritualism, anti catholicism and (((genocide))) like the Deutches.
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>>147634564
>implying I'm not starting at 1 million
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>>147633869
Law, like 0,75k monthly starting here in apeland.
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>>147633869
Physics and I haven't bothered checking what a starting wage looks like.
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>>147634508
You know what I believe to be an interesting thought experiment, is it possible that albino Africans were hounded out, similar to what is happening now, and formed an exodite community in Europe?
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Hey guys, just wanted to show you how the new Flag Meanings PDF will look like after I overhaul it.

Converting Excel files to PDF is a bit of a bitch but I think I finally learned how to make it look passable nevertheless.

This will take a long fucking time to finish since I gotta go through 500+ flags, but I thnk it's worth it because the old PDF file was an unreadable mess.
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>>147635058
>is it possible that albino Africans were hounded out, similar to what is happening now, and formed an exodite community in Europe?

What do you think skinheads and stormfags are?
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>>147635172
noice
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>>147633393
The plans of Almuzzam have suddenly, and violently, changed.

Word reached Jerusalem over a year before that Genghis Khan had died and had been succeeded by his son Ogodei, welcome news which seemed to indicate to everyone that the expansion of the Mongol Khanate might yet be slowed. Yet news reached Jerusalem only this month that Ogodei is not some mere Mongol rider, but a Christian, albeit of a heretic faith!

Aubry is not his father, and although he allows that belief in Jesus Christ is important, he does not believe the sect of his wife should matter overmuch. This alone gives Almuzzam an intriguing idea: the eldest unmarried sister of Ogodei, Khadagan, is a nine-year-old girl who follows the same Apostolic beliefs as her now-ruling brother. When Almuzzam tentatively put the idea of a marriage between the two to Aubry, the young ruler immediately jumped at the suggestion.

Now the only matter which remains is to convince Ogodei that such a marriage would be worthwhile. Rumors--which are unreliable, but nevertheless worrying--indicate that Ogodei still has intentions on the Kingdom of Jerusalem, but Aubry and Almuzzam both hope that these can be smoothed over with a little careful diplomacy. Guy d'Ibelin of Maan is dispatched immediately to apply that same diplomacy personally on the Khan.
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>>147635264
ohh I think they will need some lotion for that burn

no but seriously, I wonder if that was the foundatino of caucasian.
Whatever happened to the thesis that there was a separate founding of humanity in the Caucasus mountains?
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>>147635332
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>147633869
Biochemistry famalam
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>>147635332
>mongols actually doing well for once

Whoa
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>>147635264
Is that supposed to be an insult? I thought all men were equals in your fantasy world?
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>>147634978
Last I checked the starting salary in academia was petty squabbling and sleepless nights
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Holy fuck. I never knew that the HRE looked THIS fucked irl. Anyway, I'm playing as Brandenburg.
Any suggestions? inb4 kys.
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can u install hoi 1.1 update with pirated version?
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>>147631636

Rome and Romans still exist :-)
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>>147635868
Blob
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>>147635927
Don't even try goy
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>>147635927
shoo pedo shoo
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>>147635804
> I thought all men were equals in your fantasy world?

In my fantasy world absolutely no one is equal to anyone else.
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>>147635868
Pretty sure it was the same in every country with barons, counts, dukes and free cities, the only difference being that those other countries are represented as unified under a kingdom unlike the >H >R >E
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>>147635868
Become Habsburg 2.0
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Do you guys go for score or roleplay/go for certain geographic achievements. Personally I roleplay a lot
>force military access after defeating my enemies
>pretend to occupy their lands
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>>147635332
Please convert to Judaism to spite both the Cuckstians and the Mudslimes
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>>147636369
Why not just puppet them you tard?
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>>147634517
There were Muslims and Jews in Christopher Columbus' entourage.
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>>147636470
>puppeting Russia
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>>147634656
>>147636527
Many slaves in Bahia were actually sunni muslims phamalam
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>>147634826
Italians today still like Mous
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>>147636432
Le Khazar face
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>>147636636
>not annexing Russia for living space.
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>>147636369
I don't roleplay but when I can do something beneficial to me but extremely unrealistic I just pretend that option doesn't exist
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where do i find a gf like this?
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>>147636362
>Habsburg 2.0
I'm playing as the greatest enemy of the Habsburgs, the Hohenzollerns. By the time I'm finished, there won't even be a Habsburg 1.0
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>>147637001
exactly.
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>eu4
>only allowed to have 1-4 generals else it's super expensive and fucks up your monarch mana

any other dumb gamey shit like this? im sure countries had more than FOUR generals
>>
He was semitic, as arabs are, but he wasn't an arab, he was from the assyrian sort of stock
Rest assured the levant was white before the arabs chimped out.
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>>147636432
Funny enough, the "Jewish heresy" has appeared in one of my provinces. In a couple decades, with sufficient piety, I probably could convert. I have no intention to unless something very strange happens to Aubry, but I probably could.
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>>147637068
I'm exactly the opposite. I often roleplay but I can't resist a dangling country without alliances.
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>>147637401
>Occupy half a country
>They don't even want to give up one of the occupied provinces

But it annoys me that they keep adding the worst features from EU4 to CKII. I dislike the limited commanders, mostly because of how often the pop-up comes up to tell me to pick a new one.
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>>147637545
That would be fun to see you play through, even if you do it as a separate save
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>>147637537
You're a bit late to the Internet fight lad
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>>147635332
To the great sorrow of Aubry, immediately before his full ascension to the throne, his spymaster and regent Almuzzam is murdered on the orders of the Baroness of Blanche Garde whilst looking into irregularities in her finances. Although Aubry struggles to prove the murder, there is nothing concrete, and Adelinde is neither imprisoned nor defamed. Almuzzam is replaced as spymaster by none other than his own son, Kamran, whose skill (if not his loyalty) is similar to that of his father.

Yet this is a dark spot--albeit a large one--on an otherwise joyous occasion: Aubry has ascended to the throne in full! At sixteen years old he is already regarded as a brilliant commander, and no doubt his skill will be of great use in the event he cannot secure an alliance with the Mongol Khan.

As when his father Baudouin ascended the throne Aubry orders a grand tournament held, although this time as festivities immediately before, rather than after, his coronation. He hopes that the tournament might draw those who are hesitant to appear at their new King's crowning to the event in spite of themselves, and in the process to make him appear a stronger monarch.
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>believing a jew on a stick died for you 724160 days ago
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>tfw you want china in ck2
Shame it would cause unimaginable bloat
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>>147637182
She seems a little sick
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>>147637845
>brilliant strategist
>-1 learning

How does that work exactly? I'm pretty sure military strategy is all about learning from old strategies and tactics and adapting them to what you have at your disposition
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>>147637959
It would be boring as fuck anyway, just as india.
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>>147637182
London
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>>147637959
>tee hee im so cool wanting china because i know about other cultures and shit that's why i never play in india
>i don't even care about the bloat, here probably wouldn't even be that much from doubling the size of the map
>silly railroader, everyone knows the lag is from le epix castration and not adding a subcontinent's worth of shit nobody asked for and nobody plays
Kill yourself tonight, please.
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>>147637959
Would that include Japan?
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>>147638035
in reality it's about forming your phalanx in a box around your archers and hiding your cav in trees
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>>147637182
>my name is legion
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>>147638035
Learning represents how much an ivory tower intellectual you are. Super high learning makes you into Thomas Aquinas.
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>>147638137
How did you get this butthurt?
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>>147638265
would like to know as well
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>>147638137
t. tibetan
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>>147636808
Because he was good to his own. He didn't purge anyone and tried to make Italia great again.

Fascists that don't resort to gay-ass genocide/cleaning and instead seek imperial/national unification are bretty guud :DDDDD
>Pinoche
>Franco
>Mussolini
>Petain (what could have been)
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>>147638265
Four years of incessant paradronery polluting the only forum that at one point had even the smallest semblance of respite to this disease.
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>>147638250
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>>147638035
Pretty much what >>147638250 said. It's about how erudite you are, and also about the degree of religious education you have. Aubry is good at strategy and undoubtedly reads historical books on the subject, but he doesn't have anywhere near the religious education (with the deep knowledge of Latin) that goes alongside what Baudouin was taught.
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>>147633869
>tfw History major and 90% of the class is filled with leftard potheads
Even though they know I'm right-wing as it gets they don't try to bother me because I'm very /fit/ and they know I'm mad enough to "accidentaly" kill one of them.
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>>147638529
>/gsg/'s userbase
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>>147638529
edgy
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>>147638529
They're probably afraid of your teleporting and katana skills
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>>147637845
On the 26th of January, 1234, Aubry Aleramici was crowned King Aubry I at the foot of the Dome of the Rock. Many of his vassals had refused attendance in spite of the grand tournament he had hosted just beforehand, but most have valid excuses; the opinion of the realm, now that Aubry has come of age, is overwhelmingly in his favor, no doubt thanks in part to their stellar opinion of Baudouin, who has already been beatified by Pope Gregorius VIII in relation to a miracle he was said to have performed as a child (which happened, ironically, to be the healing of a leper; some note drily that, could Baudouin have cured leprosy, he ought to have done so for his ailing uncle before he passed).
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>>147638529
Good lad
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>>147638453
Don't worry a lot of the paracuck redditors leave once the steam group raids start happening
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>>147638529
*cringes*
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>>147636470
some nations are too big for you to puppet
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>>147637959
india was a mistake
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>>147638529
nick a normie boyo
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LADS
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>>147638529
Lad I think you're retarded :(
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>>147638453
It's a thread on the internet. It doesn't matter.
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>>147638432
>Jabotinsky

I can only dream
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>>147638529
I think they just don't talk to autistic people
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>>147638893
>that manpower
lad
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>>147638529
>I'm right wing as it gets
>posts anime
>incredibly edgy

errytime
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What do you think of the big guy?
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>>147638706
>Dome of the Rock
that gaudy nipple should have been first on the list to be demolished
THIRD TEMPLE WHEN amirite
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>>147638529
t.
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>>147639046
not me got it from a aar pls no h8 m8
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>>147638529
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>>147639047
>uses greentext
>words reek of smugness
>has a pic of anime girl
errytime
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>>147638529
Ebin :')
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>>147639063
Top lad honestly
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>>147638529
I wonder how many replies can we get to this post.
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What was the point of March of the Eagles? Also Sengoku.
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>>147638529
we can get as many as we want
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>>147638529
(You)
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>>147639241
>exists
>makes posts

every time
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>>147638529
Include me in the screenshot lad. I wanna go to r/4chan as well
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147638529<<
>(You)ing yourself
for shame
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>>147638529
Gosh, tomoko looks so cute in that image~
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>>147638706
Raimbaut de Toulouse, one of the last scions of that ancient house, has launched an invasion of Egypt from Jerusalem! Gathering vast hordes of Jerusalemite peasants (many of them Muslim; their leader turns a blind eye) and second sons on pilgrimage to the holy land, Raimbaut promises land in Egypt if they might only secure control of the ancient city of Alexandria.

The threat posed by the "Last of the House of Toulouse" is serious, even if his plans for expansion are laughable. Since they lost the Duchy of Toulon not long ago, the sons of Toulouse have had little luck in life, and their House is rapidly dwindling. Although his chances are slim, Raimbaut would do anything to secure the land his family so desperately needs to survive.

Sensing opportunity for glory, Aubry promptly agrees to aid his sister in the war. "If I am to marry a Mongol princess," Aubry told his friend Yonefij de Flandres just before leaving Jerusalem, "I must catch the eye of the Khan. How better to do that than by winning glory? I will prove that I am a worthy husband!"

"I do not doubt you, my King," Yonefij murmured, "but be careful. Do not die in pursuit of glory; it would be the epitome of foolhardiness. Surviving without a Mongol princess is better than dying with one."
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>>147639241
>image.jpg
Ins Gas
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Does anybody have a fix for EUIV creating 0kb save files after 50-100 years of game play? It starts out alright but after a certain point every save including autosaves are 0kb in the folder and are inaccessible in game. Everything I've seen on the internet has indicated that it's a problem with running some update on 32 bit Windows but I'm not.
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>>147632445
Other way around
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>>147639393
>implies
>implications

every time
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>tell my friend i formed India as Sikh
>oh you mean those crazy sword people that refuse to shave
>you wot mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvertGZkwF4
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>>147639283
Even more
>>147638529
wew
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>>147639516
pls don't die
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>>147639638
The is one but it requires some file tampering: uninstall.exe__________________________________________
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>>147639797
>>tell my friend i formed India as Sikh
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Is there a mod to reduce the scale of darkest hour?

I dont like having to use 5-10 entire Divisions in every attack
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>>147635172
Why is Saint Patrick's flag not a part of the Fascist flag?
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>>147639689
you don't exist AND you aren't making posts?? what is this black magic?
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>>147639613
>roleplays a german

embarrassing
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>>147639930
I'm not sure since I didn't make the design itself, but if I had to take an uneducated guess I'd say it's because a fascist Britain would disdain non-British peoples like the Irish even more than a regular Britain does.
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>>147620026
>just watched all four and a half hours

pretty cool. I flipped to double speed at one point, I don't know if that's cheating
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>>147638808
Like in general or...?

But how did India mess with CK2? I've only really been /gsg/ for the last year or so.
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>>147635172
>Since the BUF had monarchist leanings, using the jack isn't far off
When are you going to abandon the "Union jack is monarchist" meme? It literally could not be less monarchist if it tried, it represents England, Scotland and Ireland, it's not more monarchist than a pint of real ale.

Pic related is monarchist
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>>147639960
>thinks it's black magic
>it's mahou shoujo

baka
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>>147640314
>thousands of new characters that eat up processing power
>that never interact with anything outside of India
>fuck up the map projection to fit India
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>>147640314
useless bloat, uninteresting, no one wants to play there, nothing happens there

I guess the last can be seen as good too
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>>147640314
It lags it to shit. The game now has to remember half the map again worth of titles. Which, arguably would be worth it, if anyone was interested in India, but they're not.
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>>147638529
I envy you, I'm certainly on the right but I don't think my slovenly lifestyle and general shittiness can justify my beliefs, I don't deserve to be on the right.
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>>147640423
lmao get a decent computer poorfaggot
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>>147640541
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@147640541
That's all me
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>>147640663
That railhopping at 0:18 was actually pretty impressive. He puts his foot an inch out of line and he's just got a budget sex change.
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>>147639516
Yonefij need not have worried; Aubry returned from the conflict safe and sound, yet not with the eye of the Khan of Khans, as he had hoped.

"Not enough," he muttered to himself, "still not enough. I'll have to go further. I'll have to make the biggest impression I possibly can. Yet what can I do that would gain the attention of a conqueror so great as the Khan?"

There were few options, yet some avenues for expansion remained open to Jerusalem. Aubry himself had a claim to the Duchy of Cyprus, and control of the strategically-placed island would undoubtedly be a great boon to Jerusalem. Yet Aubry knew that his vassals would not tolerate his control of a third Duchy (indeed, they voted against an invasion based on his own claim), so he instead chose to press the claim of Comte Jean d'Ibelin of Naples, who was also the son of a Komnenid woman. The council accepted the possibility of his ascension, and Aubry got the war--and the expansion--that he craved to call to himself the attention of the Khan.
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>>147640423
>>147640527
Honestly haven't noticed any lag, even though my laptop is a budget model.
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@147640541
>I was just pretending to be retarded
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>>147640883
Play past a decade.
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>>147640883
Get a mod that disables India and compare it to "normal" gameplay.
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>>147640541
>merely pretending
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>>147633152
the mufti wasn't an extremist you retard
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>>147641232
t. abdul al-gazzah
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>>147641232
He absolutely, on any metric, was.
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>>147637537
we are still white even now
ar*b genes did very little damage
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>>147641232
t. Rasheed Ageel bin al-Badr al-Hadi ila'l-Haqq Yahya Muhammad Murtadha an-Nasir Ahmad Fiqh al-Jariri Tafsir Islam Sharjah Tajweed al-Ibadiyyah
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>>147640046
>roleplays
Komm ran du Lauch.
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>>147641458
in what ways

he simply predicent the danger the jews would pose to his people and wanted to prevent it

great man
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>>147641654
jews are based

I hope they willy pete more palestinian children
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Any suggestions for a decent "hard mode" play through for Victoria 2? I've done all of the Major European powers, The U.S, Japan and now I'm looking for something a bit more stacked against me,
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>>147641763
it is funny/sad because palis and the jews are basically same people ethnically
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>>147641654
>the danger
you mean like Israeli Arabs having democratic representational democracy and a judicial system and amazing healthcare?

You mean like how Israel left Jordan in control of the Temple Mount when they should have just taken over and demolished that eyesore?

Israels are guilty of being far too permisive.
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>>147640837
The war for Cyprus was won, but it did not remain long in Guy d'Ibelin's hands. The old man died shortly after he received the ducal title, and when the realm passed to his son Honfroy--who was then on the continent in his seat at Naples--the sister of the previous Duchessa of Cyprus and cousin to Aubry, Pulcheria "the Shadow," was able to stage a bloodless coup of the island from her previous liege lord. Although Honfroy was furious and demanded that Aubry intervene, the young King chose instead to permit his cousin to hold the title, "considering the overwhelming support for her reign on the island," in return for her conversion to Catholciism, a trinket concession meant more to lessen the sting of Honfroy's loss than for any benefit to Aubry personally.

Honfroy is furious nevertheless, but considering he held the title only by the grace of Aubry's arms, he can do nothing. All that he is left with is a smoldering resentment.

For his part--save for his new island--Aubry is not left with much more himself. The Khan of Khans has shown no sign that he has taken note of Aubry's deeds, and the young King grows ever more desperate by the day for some way to attract his attention. "I must have a Mongol bride," he told Yonefij, "else how am I meant to protect the realm?"
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>>147641654
>defending Arabs/Pakis/Turks over Israeli Jews
>ever
goy.......
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>>147641894
post a study that agrees with that, from what I understand most Palestinians are Saudi and Egyptian blood, there are a few like the Druze and some Christian Arabs that are closer to Jews in DNA, but the majority of Balestinians are Arab invaders.
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>>147641860
>self professing to being an actual pedophile

wew that's enough lad could you really stop posting now I'm getting really uncomfortable now
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>>147641860
>moe/SoL amine bad
>fugging lolis is good

MODS
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>>147642146
Benistinians are da rightful Israelis. :DDDDD

We WUZ temple mounts and SHIET. :DDDD
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>>147641948
>blue eyes
TANNED GERMANICCCCCS XDD
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>>147642084
t. Schlomo Goldblattenberg.
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>>147641842
Serbia is hard mode in the sense that you're pretty much dependent on the RNG letting you ally either Austria or Russia and use them to get your ottoman cores(and then switching over to get your austrian cores) and that if whoever is currently protecting you loses his edge or unspheres you the others will pile on you to get their cores back.
Some of the South American minors could make for a challenge too, but with a bit more possibility for expansion once you overcome the initial difficulties. I know Paraguay and Bolivia get piled on pretty hard oftenly, but never tried playing them myself.
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>>147641948
>the Shadow
Really makes you think
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>want to finish my invasion of america in hoi3
>can't play longer than 1 hour without the game crashing or freezing
It doesn't even save my screencaps anymore, fucking hell.
Anyway where should I throw my first nuke.
Ottawa and washington are already conquered.
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>>147642146
14 years is the age of consent here, step you game up m'lad
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>>147642084
i am often in Jeruslam and see jews and palestinian """ar*bs""" on a regular basis

we are the same people

the ar*b invader genes is a huge meme
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>>147642535
Toronto

Do it now.

End my suffering.
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>>147641948
>oh shit mongols conquered a lot of land
>lets gonquer clay to impress them :DDDDDD
was it autism?
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>>147642597
>anecdote
not an argument
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>>147642535
Second for Toronto
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>>147642597
>arr rook saem
goy pls
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>>147642571
t. Muhammad
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>>147642867
>>147642535
I live in Toronto, I know first hand how infected this place is with SJWs, please nuke here.
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>>147642752
neither is thinking that a few hundred of invaders can forever change a population

otherwise all palestinians would be 100% french because of crusaders states, no ?
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>>147642748
The wars he's fighting are less about land (although that's part of it) and more about prestige, which is a very real thing both IRL and in game terms. He's trying to accrue enough prestige to increase the Khan's opinion of him sufficiently to tip the scales in the favor of a betrothal.
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>>147643078
French didn't burn the coal.
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>>147643078
>implying all middle easterners aren't germanic

lad...
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>>147643163
Honestly it just sounds so stupid from a realistic point of view, from a gamey ine of course it makes sense.
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>>147643196
we have BLM and Gay pride fighting, you can't get more social justice warrior than this place.
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Finally. Reasonable borders might be back on the menu.
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who /rotk/ here?
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>>147643198
Visit beirut and say that again with a straight face
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>>147643078
Do you know what migration is?
Crusade was just a feodal shit, most of the administration remained same, just with another head. And there were no major migration wave. Turks vs Byzantine is completely different story.
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@196
>in a few years posts like this will be unironic
really makes you think
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>>147641948
Aubry first became recognized as one of the greatest swordsmen in the world in the course of putting down some filthy Mohammedan rabble who chose to invade Jerusalem rather than fight with their brethren against the Mongol hordes. Trapped with a small retinue in the thick of the fighting, Aubry was not only able to hold his own until reinforcements arrived, but then led the counter-attack that captured the Muslim leader, effectively ending the conflict. His retainers swear that he killed at least thirty of the enemy on his own, although Aubry himself puts the number lower--he believes it was only twenty-five.

Regardless of the total, the Christian world has come to accept that, just as with his father, there is something unique to Aubry. In his case, he is a warrior whose very hand is guided by Christ.
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>>147643418
@ is better than a (You) tbf
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>>147643379
>Turks vs Byzantine is completely different story

except all genetic researches regarding anatolia say that the genetic landscape pretty much remained the same but keep on being a retard
>>
>/gsg/ is full of Torontonians desperately trying to find a Eurocentric experience to escape from their cosmopolitan living hell.

At last I truly feel.
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>>147643320
Well, keep in mind that Aubry is greedy, and that the only way he'd even come close to gaining the hand of the Khan's sister (sans a long period of diplomatic success) is by sending a supremely large gift to him. Aubry doesn't want to do that, and he wants the wealth these lands will give to him anyway, so he's trying to kill two birds with one stone: gaining the attention of the Khan through his glory and conquests whilst simultaneously attempting to accrue more power to himself and strengthening Jerusalem in the process, in case it does come to war.
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>>147643379
yeah man the few thousand at best migrating ar*bs that even had to spread out through the entire me from persia to spain left a lasting impact on the much larger native population of the levant
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>>147643358
it was ok since they're half white and half Catholic already
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>>147643669
>tonronto will never get to select the purge decision
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>>147643739
For real though you wouldn't stand a chance.
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>>147643860
and the rest of the levant wouldn't be half-white by the same measure ?
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>>147643931
Just turn it into a city-state. Expell it from the Dominion and build a wall around it.

Wait 15 years to reclaim it.
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>>147643957
Oh absolutely, if it comes to war it's going to be one we lose. Nevertheless, by expanding it gives us more places to fall back to, and in the event they seize Jerusalem proper a Crusade can return it to us and possibly weaken the Mongols gravely.

Of course none of that's a concern as yet, since Ogodei is a Christian and doesn't seem interested in moving against me right at the moment (although he also isn't interested in being friendly), but his heir is currently still a Tengri, so anything could happen.
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>>147644068
Was the rest of the levant Phoenecian?
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>>147641860
>watching anime (but no moe and SoL because fuck that shit)
>not normie
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Should I go Sunni or Catholic?

If I go Sunni can I still westernize later?
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>>147644347
Deus Vult!
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>>147638893
Is that based powell?
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>>147644347
Catholic
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>>147644347
Based catholic of course
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>>147644347
play a fun game instead
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>>147642679
>>147642867
>>147642974
Target set
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>>147644207
Phoenicians are to other semites what the poles are to czechs
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>>147644685
Based?
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>>147644602
Thakyou based jerry.
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>>147644685
Czechs are ethnic germans though
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>>147643446
Still the Mongol Khan does not acknowledge Aubry. In spite of the constant presence of Comte Ghazi at the court of the Khan, little progress has been made. Initially Ogodei was growing more receptive to a marriage between their houses, but Comte Ghazi grew impatient and reminded Ogodei that, "as a servant of Christ, it should be an honor even for you, O great Khan, to marry into the tribe of one who holds the most famed city in all of Christendom."

While Ghazi was certainly correct, one does not ever presume to tell the Khan of Khans how to believe. This misstep has not only see Ghazi locked out of the Khan's presence, but has significantly soured Ogodei's potential consideration of Aubry as a worthy relative. Although Ghazi already works to repair his misstep, it could be months, or even years, before their ties are mended.

In the meantime, as before, Aubry thinks on ways to gain the attention of the Khan of Khans from his own home, in Jerusalem. One of the final options available to him--indeed, the last thing he has not tried--is a dangerous step: directly linking the lands of Jerusalem with those of the vassals of the Mongol Khan, to create an unbroken chain of communication. Although Aubry hesitates to even consider such a plan, considering it may merely encourage Ogodei to invade Jerusalem rather than align himself to it, the brash young King decides it is the only serious option left available to him. He must prove his worth to Ogodei, whatever it takes.
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>>147644602
>not nuking Tel Aviv
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>>147644602
Happy Birthday George Walker Bush
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>>147645496
DON DO ET
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>>147643446
What culture gets full face-covering greathelms like that? I have a thing for face-covering helmets.
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>>147645496
DEUS VULT
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>>147645417
I don't think you know what ethnic means
I bet you mean 'genetically'
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>>147645628
>nuking sand
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>>147645805
Lot of Jews in the sand, even before WW2.
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>>147645496
U GON DIE
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>>147645743
That's what ethnic germans means. Learn your NatSoc terminology
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>>147645708
Not sure who all gets it. I'm French, so probably French and Occitan, and I know English does, but I'm not certain about anyone else.
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>>147646059
You are playing HiP, right ?
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>>147644602
>no visible nuke effects.

Buy HOY 4 Goy!
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>>147646152
Yep.
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>>147645417
This
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Fuck how do I get prestige quickly? I need to rush Absolute Tribal Authority to change succession laws, elective gavelkind is horrible.
Doesn't help that my gay chaste wife keeps getting pregnant from my gay chaste ruler. I already married my daughters off to every emperor and I cant get the plot power to murder my youngest boy.

It hurts to see the realm tearing itself apart again.
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>>147645628
What do you mean, attacking my greatest allies?
We are not racist, aren't we?
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>>147646748
embrace Christ
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What is the best all-round mod for EU4?
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>>147646778
>Palestine

You're very antisemitic
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>>147645496
Failure. In spite of spending years attempting to gain the attention of the Khan, Aubry's last attempt to gain his favor has resulted in nothing; the Khan is no more interested than before. Resigned and wearied, Aubry heads back to Jerusalem and, making use of his newfound extensive knowledge in warfare, begins reforming his troops' training facilities throughout his demesne.

While he leaves Comte Ghazi at the court of the Khan, he no longer expects that anything will come of his efforts. "Yet there is none suitable to be a bride for me," Aubry laments to Yonefij in one of his letters, "and so even now, after all the work I have expended into making myself known, there is not one noble woman of note who seeks my hand (or at least whose father would permit me to grasp that hand)! What am I to do? Am I to remain a bachelor for a decade while I await a match worthy of my station? Am I to hope that the Khan following Ogodei will be more receptive to a marriage between our houses? I do not know what to do, and it troubles me greatly."

Yet Yonefij cannot help him, and Aubry knows it. All that is left for him is to wait, nursing his realm while he does, to see what comes in the years ahead.

I'm going to be taking a break, though I'll probably post more later tonight. Not sure how long I'll be, though, so I may hold off until tomorrow if I take too long.
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>>147647012
Uninstall
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>>147647012
MEIOU and taxes
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>>147647012
I heard that _____uninstall.exe is pretty good.
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>>147647012
uninstall.exe really helps make the game 100% better. My eye's bled and my brain was turning into mush from pure boredom and lack of challenge/substance, but then I used the above mentioned modification, and everything got 100000000% better.
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>>147647172
>>147647320
xD
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>>147647012
desu uninstall is teh best conversion mod 4 dat gaem
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>Nuke London
>They surrender to Italy who have 0 territory on map

??????????
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>>147647485
Perfidy
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How can Catholics even compete?
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>>147646778
By the way m8, what mod are you using?
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>>147647012
Extended timeline is pretty cool, and the shattered world mod is also fun.
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>>147647628
calm down johan
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>>147647628
get a life and stop playing child's games degenerate
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>>147647163
Is the Khagan really that protective of his daughterfu?
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>>147647628
Haha people don't play the same game all the time fucking normies xD
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>>147647623
none
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How do I play as a Jew in CKII? How do I reclaim the Holy Land when Achmed and Friederich are constantly occupying it?
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>>147647984
git gud
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>>147647758
FUCK OFF STEAMGROUP SHITPOSTER pls buy HOI4 and Sterllaris pls
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>>147640541
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>>147647628
uninstall your life
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>>147647839
>megumeme posters are funny and original
figures
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>>147648042
Thank you for your incitefull comment, but I was looking for some more specific advice.
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>>147648119
too scared to do that lad
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>>147647628
>He dosn't use uninstall.exe
Well, ok, there is another way to make the ""game"" better. It uses the availability heuristic, it's more of an illusion then anything else.

step one: Find a game that's boring as shit, HOI4 or Stellaris will do.

step two: try playing those games for a few hours, keep playing until you hate the game

step three: Then go back to EU4, suddenly, it will feel like water in the middle of an desert.
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>>147647984
become a spymaster in England
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>>147647984
I have no idea bro
Maybe play khazars and pillage everything for tech
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>>147647859
Sisterfu*

But no, he just has a -4 "political concerns" modifier against me, just as the Basileius does. Truth be told I don't even know if that modifier can be overcome--CK2 isn't particularly good at displaying the exact malus/bonus amounts with its plus/minus system--but I've been trying. I've got it to a point, at least, where the bonus/malus factor was equal, but I've not pushed it past that point, and suspect I'd need to get Ogodei's opinion of me to at least +80, if not more, to be able to overcome the political concerns modifier.
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>>147648148
You're just mad your waifu will never be able to compete
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>>147648427
-5 means never, not even if there are more pluses
-4 is still possible to overcome
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>>147647163
>Guy's wife
holy fucking shit I didn't realize neanderthals were still around in the 1200s
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>>147647984
refer to this>>147648394
hordes are OP af. Simply blob all over the steppes until you can invade the abbablobs
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>>147648148
>EU4 players need to be spoonfed mods and can't handle banter
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>>147648270
Ur so cool bro...
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>>147648594
God damn, such an opaque system. Well, his is -5 due to base reluctance in addition to political concerns, so I guess I'm boned then. Gonna have to look for an alliance elsewhere, or failing that at least a semi-reasonable marriage prospect.
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>>147648270
>Eu4 not boring.
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Hearts of Iron IV is drastically different from Hearts of Iron III

Almost in every way better.

Hearts of Iron IV manages to remove all of the extra complexities of HOI3 without sacrificing the in-depth nature of Paradox games.
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>>147648815
Just play to Aubry's strengths and save up fuckloads of money. Mercenaries can make all the difference if the Khan declares war on you.
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>>147648656
Time to swallow the red pill lad
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>>147648987
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>>147648815
Find a qt waifu from amongst the Jerusalemite/Egyptian nobility and do what
>>147649010
says.
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>>147648815
If you get a character's opinion of you over 60 he will pretty much never attack you, just sayin'
so give a gift to his kid while it's still cheap
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>>147649010
Mongol Khanate can raise 85,000 levies whereas I can only raise 20k with raised (vassal) holy orders. I'm making 15 ducats a month with minimal noble obligations and a 5k cavalry company costs about 30 ducats a month, with lesser companies starting at about 22 ducats. And when I have my levies raised fullly, I'm already losing money every month.

I wish I could say that mercs could make the difference, but it would be a miracle if they did. I might be able to hire a sufficient number of them to turn the tide if I had 4k saved, maybe, but the problem is that my treasury would be depleted within months, probably long before the Khan arrived. I've seen wars he participates in last years because of how long it takes him to march there. I'd be walking on a knife's edge trying to make sure I raise mercs at just the right time to not bankrupt myself whilst still affording me adequate protection, and if I fuck it up the war--and my treasury--are fucked.

>>147649167
I might try finding a local wife, yes, although I'd desperately like to find an ally if I can. I was going to marry Yonefij, but she's already taken.

>>147649212
I'm keeping my diplomat parked in the capital to try keeping his opinion of me high. We'll see if that staves him off.

The funny thing is that the Tengri Genghis was willing to marry his daughter to me, but the Apostolic Ogodei isn't. Perhaps when Ogodei dies his Tengri brother will be willing to give me the marriage again, although by that time I'm likely to have married myself.
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>>147648815
I meant -5 in one modifier means never
Not sure about -5 overall
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Hearts of Iron IV is a huge step up for the entire franchise.
Trading is a breeze - simple chart on what is produced - too much of and what you need more of.
Research is immersive - do I want to make Italy an air power, or achieve Mare Nostrum?
- On the overall map there are small color coded battle markers that tell if you are winning or losing (easy to give attention to the battles that matter while offering more time away from the battle interface)
Easy to form theaters, armies, divisions; all while customizing with strategies and deciding where lines are drawn - color coded for simplicity.
Realistic companies (eg. Fiat for Italian tanks; Baretta for small arms)
Realistic machinery and accurate models.
Less cluttered interface with important popups occuring every 5 minutes instead of 5 seconds.

This game is far above any of the previous titles; I love it. It has reinstilled the WW2 fascination that I had when I was a kid.
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>>147649585
Hmm. I'll keep my diplomat parked in his court for a little while, just to see. Maybe I can get lucky still.
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Hearts of Iron IV is a huge step up for the entire franchise.
Trading is a breeze - simple chart on what is produced - too much of and what you need more of.
Research is immersive - do I want to make Italy an air power, or achieve Mare Nostrum?
- On the overall map there are small color coded battle markers that tell if you are winning or losing (easy to give attention to the battles that matter while offering more time away from the battle interface)
Easy to form theaters, armies, divisions; all while customizing with strategies and deciding where lines are drawn - color coded for simplicity.
Realistic companies (eg. Fiat for Italian tanks; Baretta for small arms)
Realistic machinery and accurate models.
Less cluttered interface with important popups occuring every 5 minutes instead of 5 seconds.

This game is far above any of the previous titles; I love it. It has reinstilled the WW2 fascination that I had when I was a kid.
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>>147649560
>85,000
And what's the supply limit in Jerusalem? I doubt they can commit ALL of those troops in the deserts/mountains of the Levant without losing tons of them to attrition. Just buy mercenaries, stick to the mountains, and hope for the best. You have pretty good commanders and a defensive advantage. Provided you can get another half-decent ally (perhaps a Byzantine doux or an Italian duke), you might just be able to survive.
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>>147649659
>>147649882

Why are you posting steam reviews here?
You should screencap it you know, people might think you wrote that
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>>147649930
I'm not sure if it was changed, but Mongol stacks used to take something like 10% attrition; if that's still the same, they can absolutely operate fine in Jerusalem. Even if they can't, they can just rush-siege down enough to virtually win off of that alone. And all it would take is one dumb ally army trying to intercept them for them to hit the 100%.

Even so, mercenaries are still expensive, far too expensive. To bait the Mongols into fighting me in the mountains I'd need to probably be mobile, encourage them to chase me into them. I can do that, but if I try doing that with mercs I'm liable to go bankrupt, as I said. It's not that it's impossible so much that it would be incredibly difficult. If it comes to a war I'm going to try it--because what else can I do?--but I'm not holding my breath.
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>>147650085
but anon, I actually wrote that review
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>>147650437
Prove it
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>>147650085
>those bookmarks
wew
Are you a stranded history/archeology major looking for a job?
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>>147650243
They take 0% attrition now it seems, at least in vanilla
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>>147650085
>VLC
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>>147650085
>research is immersive
what
what the fuck does that even mean
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>>147650513
No, architectural conservation
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>>147650085
>Ur-Quan Masters
someone played it besides me?
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>>147651368
I'm looking to play it, didn't get around downloading it
Is it good?
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So what's the verdict on HoI4?
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>>147652460
complete shit
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>>147652460
It's not amazing, but its not so bad that it can't be fixed by mods or patches in the future.
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>>147652503
>>147652526
Should I buy it? Buy the expansion pass?
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>>147651368
>>147651502
It's one of the best games of all time.
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>>147652581
if you want to pay for a game devoid of any challenge or actual content go for it
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>>147652581
Don't spend a penny. It's complete and utter garbage. Makes EU4 (both release and current) look like a polished game.
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>>147652581
If you don't mind pirating it, just do that, but if you want to buy it, just wait until it goes out on sale.

If you play multiplayer though, I'd recommend getting it now. Although the AI is buggy and combat is simplified, the game lends itself to multiplayer and is a ton of fun.
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When does Mandate of Heaven expire in HPM?
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>>147652460
I keep wanting to like it, but it's so bad in so many ways. Worse than EU4 because it doesn't even have the scope of lots of time to play. Of course, I'm the kind of player who has never finished a -single- game in any Paradox title.
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>>147652874
It's dogshit in MP, what are you talking about?
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>>147616525
>1939 – Holocaust
Is this the fantasy general?
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>>147652973
>>147652821
>Worse than EU4
Fuck off, it's way better than any HoI game until now.
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>>147652973
>never finished a -single- game in any Paradox title.
Kek, this. This is the only game I've finished in anything. Not many pops but overall I was pleased.
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>>147653087
>France won't invade Germany even if Germany leaves their west front completely ungarissoned because railroading.
>Germany AI in the latest patch loses to Denmark because it has its entire army guarding the neutral border with the soviets. Paradox went on vacation after releasing this patch.
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fuck dude i just want to play ck2 with good looking portraits in HIP but i don't want to give a gorillion dollars to johan
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>>147650085
>all those tabs
>no GAY SEX WITH HATS ON
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>>147638432
>Petain
a man after my own heart
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>>147653545
What do you think it's on VLC?
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Oh hey guys! Great timing! You're just in time to see Prussia kick everyone's ass!
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>>147653285
>being this bad at pirating
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>>147653748
> -
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>>147653636
Top lad
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>>147653748
If by Prussia you mean the Turks, then yes, they're doing a fine job of it.
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>>147653748
>forming Prussia from teutonic order
Berlin or bust
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>>147653748
Does someone have that image of the grossgermanium kid? I think this anon needs to see it.
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>>147653748
thats a late start date
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>>147653087
>design game around letting AI control the army (remove outliner, popups,etc)
>AI is worse than HoI3
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>>147654120
?
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>Persia is not on the same continent as China/Japan

>t. HPM
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>>147654237
treddit
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>>147654237
Yesssss.
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>>147651502
Beginning is a bit boring, all you do is to farm for recources and run from other ships because you are a slow chunk of metal floating throug space, waiting to fall apart.
Once you stacked up and purchased all the upgrades, you become death incarnate but that takes a while.
The strenghts of the game comes from the funny dialoges, the deep backstory and the exothic art direction.
Just don't expect an action game, space battles are present but they are horrible to navigate.
The game is mostly about discovering in general. You can even pay for spoilers, if you forgot somthing or don't seem to proceed.
I realy like it it is kind of obscure, definitely a good experience.
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>>147654168
The real problem with HoI4 is that the player is still allowed to control the game. If Paradox took away all player control the game would be properly balanced for MP.
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>>147650243
Did you ever get my mod working? Or did you decide not to implement it?
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>>147649882
>do I want to make Italy an air power
Problem is, spamming fighters and subs is still the 'correct' choice, unless you're roleplaying (for some reason, why even)
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Right lads I know this isn't a tech support thread so I'll ask quickly then fuck off: what do I do with the rar files (DH specifically) from the mega archive up there? I haven't played a game in about 15 years so I have no idea what I'm doing, I've been fucking around trying to mount it for about two hours now and I don't even know if that's what I'm supposed to do. If anyone could help out a clueless oldfag I'd appreciate it, I just want to get into some strategy.
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>>147654535
There's literally no reason to build an airforce and the only naval force you need is 1 or 2 subs to "spot" for the naval invasions.

>>147654645
rar is a compressed file. Get 7-zip.
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>>147654645
>what do I do with the rar files (DH specifically) from the mega archive up there?
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>>147632679
I'm impressed, in most of my games, Catholic adventures into the south of the Med fail eventually.

>>147631367
Animu told me female shoguns are possible.

Rance taught certain things too.
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>>147654358
>What is abstraction
The way continents affect gameplay in Paradox games makes things like that a necessity
Please think before posting next time, thanks.
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>>147654695

I've extracted it with 7zip and it's just giving me a folder containing the same rar file. I assumed I had to mount that on a virtual disk or something in order to run it
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>>147654695
>There's literally no reason to build an airforce and the only naval force you need is 1 or 2 subs to "spot" for the naval invasions.
Explain yourself. Air superiority is absolutely necessary to prevent your shit getting bombed and navalinvaded all over the place, no? And what do you mean 'spot', for enemy invasions or your own invasions?
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>>147654645
Hey grandpa
>>
CK2 is my favourite Paradox game but I haven't played it in over a year. Did they fix the performance, or is it still nearly unplayable?
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>>147654946
Get a decent computer poorfaggot
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>>147654645
If it's like the one I have just extract the one with the .cue file in it and mount that.
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>>147654946
If you can't play ck2 with all dlc, hip, and mini swmh, you have a toaster not a gaming rig.
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>>147655057
>works fine for me :^)
My PC runs everything that was released at maximum details without any problems, except CK2 which became basically unplayable after India expansion.
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>>147654902
There is only Close Air Support in this game, not general bombing. This means that enemy planes can only bomb you while you are in a battle. Throw all of your IC into OP divisions with 3k+ soft attack and battles literally end before the enemy bombers can hit you (which takes about a day or 1.5 days). Even if they do get a bombing run off its pretty pathetically weak and meaningless.

For enemy naval invasions just hold the port, the enemy units will literally starve to death without supplies.

You spot for your own invasions. 1 sub is enough to invade the UK, 2 is enough to cross the Pacific or Atlantic (have to hop to hawaii or midway or something in the pacific).
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>>147635332
>Khadagan, is a nine-year-old girl who follows the same Apostolic beliefs as her now-ruling brother.
>When Almuzzam tentatively put the idea of a marriage between the two to Aubry, the young ruler immediately jumped at the suggestion.
>Aubry has yellow fever
>Aubry wants to tap a loli
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does anyone have that painting of the russian family but all the faces in the painting are replaced with this face
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>>147655328
maybe it's using only one of your processors, I dont exactly remember how it worked but I had some issues with ck2 2 and witcher 2 on my old computer and those were gone after I changed some settings
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Gonna do a Carolingian empire megacampaign, what should my culture be?

I might just do French in the west and German in the east, kind of like a western China
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>>147654810
>"Historical" Project Mod

>Isn't historical at all
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>>147656267
keep changing cultures and capitals (father french, son german etc) until you receive a divine (random) sign
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>>147653035
Yeah, our favourite fantasy kingdom simulator, CK2, is getting an undead expansion soon
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>>147653748
what the fuck is that thing on top of sweden
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What's a good cunt to play the diplo game with in EU4 besides Austria?
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>>147655820
))))))))))))))
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>>147653773
forgot i could pirate the dlc
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>>147654496
I just decided to not implement it. After I reinstalled HIP on my own and made the modifications to shattered retreat and coalitions again I didn't like the sound of doing it all over, even if it's not a whole lot of work. Mostly because I'm lazy.

It's a good idea, I just think it should be released as a separate mod so overwriting issues like what I had don't occur.

>>147654803
Keep in mind that the Crusade only won because I blew 500 gold and all my levies on killing both of the main Muslim stacks. I won the Kingdom of Egypt, and merely gave it to Pagano & Sibylla.
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>>147656794
thank you a bunch, anon. take a hitler
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My great grandfather gives a kingdom over to your grandfather who converts it to the one true faith, and this is how you honour him? You're a disgrace to the dynasty and will pay with your life.
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>>147656794
the fucking cats
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>>147657428
Ah yes, another contribution to this thread by the autistic AArnon
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>>147657428
>Sultan William De Normandie
kek
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>>147657570
>AArnon
I'm not autistic enough to do an AAR.

>>147657595
I let his conversion to andalusian slide because it would help assimilate the locals to catholicism, I didn't know this would happen.
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>>147656572
I think it's Sami.
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>>147649560
Is Yonefij "just" "a friend"?

Or did Aubry friendzone her?
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>>147643446
>>147645496
>>147647163

wot mod
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>>147657567
there's just something ridiculously humorous in pasting the face into everything

really the highest craftmanship of german propaganda, relevant even after so many years
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>>147658072
the original painting was made by a pole you tryhard faggot
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What is the expensive warfare mod? Is it good?
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>>147658182
Poles are just slavicized Germans, like how the French are latinized Germans
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>>147658182
Why would a pole make a german propaganda poster?
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>>147658480
and just like the ancient greeks were hellenized germans
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>>147658512
Why was a Pole the Reich's most decorated soldier?
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>>147658696
Wait, so the painting was really made by a pole? Got any sources on that?
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>>147658696
Why were the polish camps the only one where the jews were exterminated en masse?
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I forgot that for some stupid reason Jerusalem has duchy assimilation off by default, so I've been sitting on the Sinai and most of my northern territories not integrating them for fucking 50 years (thanks HIP team).

I've turned it on, but it's going to take the full 75 years for integration to take hold now.

>>147657897
If Aubry wasn't Just, he'd probably have fucked the shit out of her by now.
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>>147658480
"Latin" culture is just a corruption of ancient germanic roman culture anyway
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>>147659090
That is me, 4chanx ate my trip.
>>
>STILL
>NO
>GAME
>WITH
>FREE
>START TIME CHOICE

I DONT WANT TO BE A GERMANY BLOB IN WWII ANYMORE

I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING ASSNIGGER 1200-1600 ERA IN FUCKING GARBAGE EUROPE

I WANNA START WHENEVER

AS WHATEVER NATION

OR TRIBE

AND I DONT WANT TO PLAY IN SHALLOW REGIONS ANYMORE, PAINTING IS BORING
>>
pretty sure the aztecs were germanic
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>>147659060
oh my god

it was all a polish ploy to gain prussia

hitler was probably a pole too

jesus
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>>147659371
>GARBAGE EUROPE
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>>147659371
You are a retard
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>>147659090
>not integrating them for fucking 50 years (thanks HIP team).
Is this a point where you somehow cheat a little to counter retarded design?
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>>147659371
treddit
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>>147659469
You know, the Atlanteans must have travelled to the new world as well, and as we all know they were the true origin of the german-aryan civilization. They must have been the ones to bring the seed of civilization to the Aztecs also, which has clear Germanic origins when we look at their strong warrior culture and their natural inclination to dominate the weaker peoples around them
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>>147659090
That close huh?

Shit. I hope there is some glimmer of an ending. Especially if Yone is unhappy in her marriage.

;_;
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>>147659469
Is the Culture Germanic?
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>>147647163
A matter close to Aubry, although not to his liking, is left to be addressed upon his return from campaigning: that of his sister, Ildegarde.

The young woman was imprisoned over nine years earlier by Baudouin V for the attempted murder of none other than Aubry. Baudouin had been "merciful" by decreeing that she would spend eight years in the dungeons followed by being forced to take the vows as a nun (wholly barring her from inheritance and power for all time).

Yet Aubry does not wish to enforce this sentence; if anything, he wishes to keep his sister imprisoned for all time, "for such is the only punishment which can be just for plotting against the life not only of your blood, but of your King!" Aubry wrote to Yonefij.

Still, the sentence on Ildegarde was passed by his father, and Aubry always attempted to be more akin to his departed parent, the only he had ever known. With supreme reluctance, he ordered Ildegarde to be released from her prison and escorted to the monastery at Caesaria where she would be kept for the rest of her life.

As the pale, and gaunt Ildegarde passed Aubry by on her way out of the dungeons, she looked at him with fleeting recognition. "Brother," she whispered finally, almost surprised, before the guards took her away.

Although he kept a smooth face in public, Aubry spent the night alone in his chambers with a bottle of wine. He did not expect seeing her again to affect him so. He did not expect to feel pity.

His father was wise.
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r8 my planned Poland borders for this run
maybe including lithuania, we'll see
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Well. Shit.
I just curbstomped Pomerania and then a shitload of nations entered a coalition against me.
I DINDU NUFFIN! I WUZ GETTING MY EUROPE BACK ON TRACK!
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>>147659798
No, I'm going to let it slide. I do agree that Jerusalem should take longer to assimilate, just not that it should take literally forever.

Also because I don't even know how to fix that.

>>147660268
She's in a pretty happy marriage. Young Duke of Oultrejourdain who, by all accounts, is a very nice kid. She's got a +26 opinion of him with no negatives modifying it, so I'd say she's happy with him.
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>>147660670
>not wanting to blob as Deutschland
You do realize where you are, right?
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Sheeeeiiiiiiit.
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>>147660968
>le ebin grossgermaniums meme
it's not funny anymore you know
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>>147660524
At the age of 57 King Pagano of Egypt died due to complications relating to his gluttony and lust for drink. As he died without a male heir, his Kingdom is passed on to his eldest daughter, Almodis, who is married to a Nubian prince (although, it must be admitted, the weakest of all Nubian princes; Pagano did not make a good match for his daughter).

Thankfully for Aubry, Almodis is much more amiable to Aubry (who is, after all, her uncle) than Pagano ever was, and eagerly agrees to retain their alliance.
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>>147661592
>Nubian prince
Oh boy here we go
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Unfortunately, Friedrich "Bomber of the Pommer" von Hohenzollern died last night of a heart attack.
Supposedly, this occurred after he was informed that Anhalt, a former Prussian ally, had entered into the military coalition against Prussia.
Prussia will now be led by his successor, Johann "The DLC" Sigismund von Hohenzollern.
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>>147661592
JUST
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>>147661592
NUBIAN, we got lots of that-a.
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>>147661592
Kill that nigger for polluting our bloodline
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>>147661592
new nubian dynasty desu.
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/gsg/, I recently bought HOI3 because Kancolle and Panzer Girls triggered my autism

was it a good buy, or should i refund it and torrent it, for i just bought the base game
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>>147662238
cuck detected
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>>147662249
shouldn't you be playing world of tanks/warships instead than
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>>147661592
>regular marriage
women are retarded even in games
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>>147662249
It depends. Have you bought it with TDH and DLCs or not?

But to be honest if not don't refund it because you can use the key to get access to the mod forums. You can just torrent the full game and use the key to have access to the forums.
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>>147662097
Is this creature from one of those scifi star films you younglings watch? never really followed it desu
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>>147661592
BLACKED
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>>147661834
>Friedrich "Bomber of the Pommer"
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>>147662423
>The American Autist upon meeting a woman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC9huoY2dMg
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>>147662249
Without the DLC the game is awful. All the DLC contains balance and bugfixing not to mention new features.
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How should name a Geatish Sweden? Götland or Gothland?
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>>147663620
Goatland
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>talking about kaiserreich on /pol/
>have some great discussion about darkest hour and the hearts of iron franchise
>love of GSG reinvigorated
>thread reaches bump limit
>come to /gsg/ to talk grand strategy
>"fuck you and your fucking liquor grandimod"
>remember why i stopped coming here in first place
>feel sad
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Is it possible to play as Australian Aboriginals?
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I've kinda wanted to get into grand strategy for a while but never felt like there was a game themed around a period I found interesting. Just now I saw Hearts of Iron 4 on Steam which only came out a month ago, and is centered around WW2. Is the game good? Is it novice friendly?
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>>147664382
you're the first person in this thread to mention either liquor or alex grandi
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Any good mods on the horizon of HOI4?

Base game is technically good but it needs fleshed out and more mechanics added.
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>>147664637
>Read that as latex
>Got done jerking off to Latex Lucy 5 minutes ago
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>>147627723
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>>147664579
It wasn't this thread but you're wrong anyway.
>>147634517
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>>147664692
Kaisermeme
Black meme
uninstall.meme
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>>147664541
>Is this a good game?
No
>Is it novice friendly?
Arguably the most casual GS paracucks have released so yes
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>>147664756
What grand strategy game?
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>>147664820
It needs to be mentioned that only the shitty kaiserreich modders are going to HoI4. And BlackICE was always shit.

So really just leave it at uninstall.exe
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>>147664953
>And BlackICE was always shit.
t. HIP
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>>147664919
>>>/s/teamgroup
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>>147661592
The hope for peace is over. Ogodei Khan has died, and control of the Mongol horde has unexpectedly passed to an entirely different clan, the Buryats under Jamugha Khan. The day he accepted the title of Khan was the same day he declared war upon Jerusalem for control of their territories in Al Jazira. It appears that his being a fellow Christian means nothing.

Aubry readies all reserves of support, both monetary and diplomatic, that he possesses. He will bankrupt Jerusalem to stop the Mongols, if it is possible at all. If it is not... well, if it is not, he will teach the world that the Horde is unbeatable.
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>>147665041
*tips hitler brigade*

>>147664953
>It needs to be mentioned that only the shitty kaiserreich modders are going to HoI4.
proofs?!? If this is real this is incredible news. HoI4 is shit and now even it's kaiserreich will be shit.
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>>147665063
rip in peace
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>>147665063
Just swear fealty to your new mongol overlords already
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>>147665063
Everything is going south in the shittiest of ways it seems
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>>147665063
HAPPENING

You can do it!
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Are there any HOI4 mods that add a formable Arab Union for Iraq/Saudi Arabia? Or that add cores to the Arab world for them? Or something?
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>>147665540
Saudi Arabia dhould be able to form a caliphate, not an Arab union. Iraq vice versa.
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>>147665540
>>147665653
Shitskins leave this place
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>>147665540
>filthy muslim
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>France successfully invades Italy
>Italy capitulates
>Germany invades France
>France capitulates
>now France has moved to Italy and is taking back French territory
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>>147630224
>not knowing Northern Italians have Celtic Blood
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>>147665041
>t. HIP
You mean HPP? Yes that's actually a good mod.

>>147665205
>proofs?!? If this is real this is incredible news. HoI4 is shit and now even it's kaiserreich will be shit.

One of the KR devs in the steamgroup gave me that specific piece of information. I haven't worked with the KR modders so I can't personally estimate how good they are on an individual level.

Frankly HoI4 is so shitty that even the best modders in the world couldn't make a decent KR.
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>>147665826
>Celtic Blood
No such thing. They're all germans
WE WUZ REICHSKANZLERS AND SHIEET
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>>147666029
Everyone knows the Germans are just Celts that didn't figure out agriculture, or metallurgy, or anything else of use for that matter
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>>147665894
You know the really, desperately, genuinely painful thing? After $300 of DLC HoI4 will be playable and paradrones will hail it as their amazing company "looking out for the little guy."

>what the fuck do you mean it's too expensive? you can get the game and all DLC for $70 on dale
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>>147665653
>>147665703
>>147665742
actually I'm a western Ba'ath supporter
pls respond
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>>147665894
>One of the KR devs in the steamgroup
who?
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Where's the new thread?
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>>147665063
rip in piss Jerusalem
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>>147666641
SAME
US out of syria, Ħumāt ad-Diyār, brother.
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>>147665063
In preparation for the arrival of the Mongols, who are rumored by all of their victims to be able to raise almost untold hordes of soldiers, Aubry has not only called in his Egyptian ally, but has also called up 25,000 mercenary soldiers. This latter number is especially dear to the young King, who spent 800 ducats merely to contract them, and hemorrhages another 130 every month following only to maintain that contract. "They are dear," Aubry writes his friend Yonefij, "incredibly dear. Yet if what is spoken about the Mongols is in any way true, what choice do I have but to make use of them?"

The mercenary forces are under the unified command of Svietislav the Bulgar, the Captain of the Bulgarian Company, widely regarded as the greatest general in the known world. It is Svietislav who will be leading Jerusalem's defense, although King Aubry will be leading a separate army in the initial engagement and eventually a flank when the Jerusalemite forces group up.

Aubry and Svietislav both agree that the Mongols will arrive in several waves, and that each engagement, and indeed each battlefield, must be chosen strategically to achieve the greatest effect. With this in mind, they have designed this opening to the war: Svietislav and his mercenary forces, augmented by about a thousand Jerusalemite troops, will wait in the mountainous region of Kaisun to bait the initial Mongol forces into attacking. Once they do, Aubry, who is most skilled at keeping his forces moving quickly, will lead his troops from their hiding place within the Byzantine border at Germanikeia into the fight, hopefully gaining Jerusalem an initial victory and buying her further time to harass the Mongol forces, keeping them divided and distracted.

It is a tenuous plan, one which relies on much going right and little going wrong, but what other choice does Aubry have?
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>>147666713
What, you fell for the everyone in the steamgroup is an evil memer and they want nothing but to destroy this place meme? Some people there contributed more to HPM than you would think.
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>>147666734
R&I is probably jack'n to pedo toons right now
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>>147667027
based turkslayer
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>>147647984
by not being a faggot
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>>147667127
Obviously not talking about him and the other well known shitposters, but don't judge a community based on their worst members.
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>>147667285
t. muhammed mohammed ahmed tajeel mufara infidel disecta al-jihad
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>>147667285
No, we judge a community based on their leaders
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>>147667285
hello roberto
>>
I wish there was a graph of the use of the words Cobra, Turkslayer, Bobo, kojack, etcetera here, it seems they pretty much dissapeared in 2015 but are making a big comeback now.
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>>147666713
Sorry, don't feel like instigating modder drama. Especially for a good mod like KR, they don't need that stuff.
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Looks like there's a chance of the behemoth dying soon.

>>147667213
>Israel
That's clearly Persia though.
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>>147667727
>other well known shitposters
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>>147667746
So it's just one of the steamgroup lies, got it.
>>
>romans
germanic
>greeks
germanic
>persians
germanic
>turks
germanic
>slavs
germanic
>arabs
germanic
>moors
germanic
>aztecs
germanic
>japs
>germanic
>chinks
germanic
>indians
germanic
>ethiopians
germanic
>mongols
germanic
>jews
germanic
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What about this meme?
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>>147667738
>Cobra
He wasn't even a thing until late 2015 anyway
>Turkslayer
Indeed, I don't think the man himself has come back, but his reputation has been getting a boosts lately for some reason.
>Bobo
Haven't noticed any comeback, bobo's legacy is definitely on the ropes
>kojak
GSGMP is still active as ever, they just don't post in the thread much anymore.
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>>147667817
WHY
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>>147667746
Do you mean wolf der sturm?
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>>147668010
Bobo is king.

I don't even know what that is..
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>>147667932
Yes, it's all a steamgroup lie. HoI4 is a great game and KR will make it even greater. Praise Paradox.
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>>147667817
I liked Persia Green more than Abyssinia Brown, so I created Persia and destroyed Aby.
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>>147666979
With the benefit of superior planning, overwhelming numbers, and exceptional terrain, Svietislav and Aubry are able to inflict a defeat on the Mongols, and no minor one, either. In spite of this, the persistence of good morale in the Mongol ranks is alone sufficient indication that more troops are coming, and the fully 20,000 men that survived the punishing defeat at Kaisun are now a troublesome thorn in the side of Jerusalem's forces.

Svietislav argues that the Jerusalemite forces should pursue the broken Mongols immediately, but Aubry is hesitant. "Doing so will only force us to fight on unfamiliar ground, force us to fight across rivers and into mountains, the very thing we wish--"

"Boy," Svietislav interrupted him, "you're a decent commander, but don't try teaching your grandmother to suck eggs. If an army doesn't wish to fight, they won't. We pursue them into those mountains and keep trouncing them, they'll wet their breeches at the sight of us. Next time we've got to fight them they'll break like children, whether or not their forces are winning. And that's all we need. We make half retreat and we can slaughter the rest like cattle, whether or not they've got more men than us. The choice is yours, but I tell you this: we don't go into those mountains, you lose your fucking title."

They pursued the Mongols into the mountains.
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>>147668309
I've missed this autism. Got any more?
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>>147668309
Tell me about special k, why did he choose uncle phil?
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>>147668431
So far so good
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Oh shit nigga. That's about 15 nations that just declared war on me. Wat do?
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>>147668054
Too many wars, on all fronts. The goal is to at least restore Byzantium to Greece and Anatolia, though pushing Persia out of Europe completely would be ideal.
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>>147668532
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>>147668431
>and the fully 20,000 men that survived the punishing defeat at Kaisun are now a troublesome thorn in the side of Jerusalem's forces.
Gotta love shattered retreat.
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>>147669239
>>147669239
>>147669239
>>147669239
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>>147668972
become proficient
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REALLY? YOU DON'T SAY?
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>>147669535
>YOU DON'T SAY?
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>>147668431
Stupid decision, you are gonna to lose thousands to attrition.
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>>147662249
sauce on the pic?
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>>147670574
can't you reverse search it?
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>>147672459
>>
>got elected as byzantine emperor at 90 (no fucking clue how i'm still alive)
>grandson is preferred heir one vote ahead of isauros
>less than 60 years before jihads become a thing
Okay, let's see if I can die fast enough, get my heir elected, and grab Jerusalem before the Muslims gain the ability to ALLAHU ACKBAR it back.
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>>147660524
You...you're the worst fucking onii-chan ever Aubry

;_;
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>>147676817
get out you fucking dork
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>>147638529
>I come from /fit/
>posts anime
Where's the shit that never happened reaction pic
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>>147673670
And Jerusalem was taken in 850. Worst might be out of the way, hopefully.
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>>147682647
So for Rome it says I need to completely control the duchy of Jerusalem, except I do. The duchy title is mine directly, the counts are my direct vassals, and their barons are indirectly my vassals, what gives? Do I need to convert the entire populace to Christianity?
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