>>147569368
At least it's the correct board
1st for reddit
xth for incoming vac wave
Condolences gotards. You had a good run.
>>147570085
>active players vs registered players
stupid overwatchniggers
>>147570408
about 80% of csgo users are bots, smurfs, or banned accounts.
>>147570554
I can also make bullshit statements; About 80% of overwatch users quit a week after release.
>>147570554
80% is blatantly an extreme exaggeration, and beyond that there are absolutely none of those accounts in overwatch at all ever then?
Post loadouts
>>147570957
you're 13 years old
new player here, what's the most optimal mouse settings? I'm using 4000 dpi and 2.5 sensitivity.
>>147570957
>not even the m4a4 asiimov
It's like you don't want to win.
>>147571238
16000 dpi 5 in game sen
>>147571238
I've been using 1.2@600dpi for a while and I like it desu
>>147571105
It's not like most of my skins came from bets made by thirteen year old kids or anything
>>147571354
But my M4 Asiimov doesn't have a StatTrak counter
>>147571238
Has to be at least twice that.
Consider buying a mouse with 8000dpi and you'll be fine.
>>147571356
my mouse only goes up to 8000 dpi
>>147571482
>It's not like most of my skins came from bets made by thirteen year old kids or anything
nice damage control
if you had any taste at all you'd sell them and buy some actual good skins
neck yourself
>>147571580
Or I could horde them now and sell them when I really need the money
>>147571562
youll never make it
>>147571356
>>147571506
>>147571720
I feel like I'm being trolled desu. I'll just go to reddit :^).
I hit a sick 360 of heaven on cash :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sIc836qXG4
>>147570957
no one gives a fuck you autist
see man drivin a german whip
Guardian or JDM for Sniper tomorrow?
Both could have long games.
>>147570957
God awful edgelord names
>>147572517
blacked out window leanin back
>>147570957
it's a little empty because i sold all my extra skins and skins for guns i don't use so i can "invest" in cologne stickers when they go on sale
>>147570957
>literally using nerf guns
kys m8
So, after today's display, can anyone stop the brazilian freight train?
>>147573940
our guys gamers2
>>147573970
With shoxie and Scream playing like they did today? I'd rather bank on Na'Vi improving as the tournament goes on than G2 keeping their form from the last tournaments.
Yee_lmao is leaking shit again.
https://twitter.com/Yee_lmao1
>>147574701
literally our guy back at it
>>147574701
>Phantoml0rd
who care...
yo I gotta go for a bit
hold the conversation until I get back bros
>fnatic going out in groups
>/vg/ in flames
>>147577662
why would /vg/ be "in flames"
fnatic is reddit's team
baka mouz literally lost because of technical pause
and they keep begging to take espurts seriously foh
post yfw experiencing 144hz for the first time
>>147578020
me face when I'm still garbage after buying 144hz
>>147578020
Mous or nv magog?
aight guys I'm back
what's up
actually I think I'm gonna run and get something to eat real quick so hold that thought
>>147571580
LOOOOOL
>my taste in pixels on digital weapons is so mature
>>147579190
literally my bf
Who's worse, Deman or Blu?
>26 posters
hahaHAHAH nice "thread" you got there
>steel actually streaming a real game
>>147577763
What is the peoples team of /v/?
>csgolotto thing
so are they going to jail or will everyone forget about it
>>147582284
if someone with money sues they can fuck them up
but I doubt that will happen
>>147581575
i like that our general is small. it's comfy~
>go to steels chat
>act toxic
>still haven't been banned
who here /risk taker/?
g2 too damn predictable with cobble bruh
I think ill skip our boys vs muslims
should i buy ncg premium?
yeah i fornicate with foreign hoes that i date like every day
guys isn't cologne a majority muslim city?
aren't they going to blow up the major...?
>>147586056
If favelas don't win the terrorists will blow up the stadium
>>147586260
not if our guys g2 can help it
>>147582923
>watching this stream
k
y
s
>>147586056
cologne is one of the gayest playest in europe
even gayer than berlin
>>147585089
mouz are the muslims right
>>147587901
no g2
CHICKEN FUCKING COOP
>>147589360
XDD *upvote*
What is this get ticket thing under people's profiles
lmao csgojackpot is still up
I missed Day 1 of the major familia. was it lit or nahhh?
>>147592595
Just watch the YouTube highlights, it was average as far as sick frags go
Liquid will win this major
I don't understand how steel the retarded jew that loses games to EU silvers, pulls twice the viewers daddy dazed does.
>>147593093
dazed is too much of a grumpypants for me
>>147593093
both are whiny neurotic jews
neck yourself
Just got an ace bois
>>147594386
i am unimpressed
The UMP is my spirit animal.
>>147594804
you're a cheap imitation of the best?
I just read the thing about gambling, is easy to spot the scam when you see them winning big bets but opening like 300 gamma cases and not getting a single knife kek.
>>147595805
this is some good insight. I've never thought about it like that
This is a record of your official competitive matchmaking performance in Active Duty maps during this Operation.
Competitive 3-Kill Rounds: 246
Competitive 4-Kill Rounds: 47
Competitive 5-Kill Rounds: 3
Competitive Kills: 6156
Competitive MVPs: 786
Competitive Match Wins: 210
>>147597058
>playing MM
i push my fingers into my ____
>>147597405
b site
>>147597405
That song is pretty powerful live desu.
>>147597405
Boipussy~
>>147597580
yeah the lyrics really speak to me
ne1 wanna play some dotes before esports
I got a cologne souvenir package. Do I open it or sell it? It's like worth $15 bucks
>>147600136
Always open
Always post results
Do Gambit or CLG have any chance of winning today?
>>147601273
>gambit
Yeah
>clg
No
guys my gf is upstairs sleeping right now
she didn't want to have sex last night what should I do
>>147601273
for a sex i thought they were playing eachother and had a solid lol =D
>want to sign up for NCG for daddy Dazed's soothing voice
>if i sign up i pretty much have to use their DMs since it's free skins
>fragshack has all the good players, better spawns, and a rotating map server
help help!~
>>147601757
if I had the opportunity, I would choke the life out of you
>tfw you get so pissed off you literally wish you could go outside and shoot a nigger
Also real nigga hours
>>147602294
we should be allowed to go into prisons and freely beat on tied up blacks as additional punishment for them
>>147600561
i realize i didnt have enough for a key so i sold it. when did keys get so expensive? literally $1 more than before
souvenirs cases dont have keys do they
>>147602719
>>147602786
>>147602719
>didnt have enough for a key
>>147602786
do they really don't? I tried to open another of my cases in case I wanted to sell the souvenir and didnt have enough money. oh well
LOUNGE SUDDENLY CANT GET MY INVENTORY FOR THE LAST 2 HOURS
>there are """""""""""""""""""'''''''''''people"""""""""""""""""""""""""''''''' itt that actually bought sk stickers
>literally paying subhumans to cheat
explain yourselves
ded haz moobs
>>147603416
People still bet on lounge? pmsl
>>147570957
I only really like skins on my pistols..
i fuck with savages you a fuccboi you cant hang
144hz GOTV is fucking incredible
>>147578020
I'm global with 60hz. How did 144hz help you? :>
>>147604158
you have a serious case of poor, sorry anon~~
>>147604541
>entire screen dedicated to twitch chat
what
>>147604541
twitch chat is like 10 seconds ahead
get spoiled
>>147605124
really? mine's 10 seconds behind
why is asstralis such a memeteam?
was gonna bet my wasteland rebel glock on gambit but lounge won't take gamma skins
FUCK YOU
>hey guys lets just play slow, only move in when there are 30 secs left
>whoops we dont have time to plant the bomb :^)))
loving this meme
All in g2, if they go out in groups I don't want to live anyways
astralis more like australis because they're so bad LMAO
Pray for me. I'm opening it.
>>147605635
hurry up u slut
me and my gf just had sex guys :)
>>147605635
>>147605714
[regret intensifies]
>>147605794
buy another one off the market and open it, you're in too deep now you need to keep opening until you turn a profit
how is this gla1ve guy so good
>>147605829
this is bad advicee~~
>>147606071
nah don't be a pussy man up and earn that money back
>>147606071
>~
weeb detected
Boy, betting sure is easy.
>adreN is on fire
bet liquid is regretting kicking him
lmao I knew these beta danes are shit
dupreeh's display pic makes him look like an albino nigger
EVERYTHING
Fat slavic cock.
why is astralis, the team with the #1 player in the world, dev1ce, so bad, magog?
>be fnatic
>beg for higher prizepool for a year long
what happened doooe
E V E R Y T H I N G
>tfw you doubted the sex god
>>147606359
You're too fast anon.
EVERYTHING
LETS FUCKING GO
>>147606404
lol no coldzera is the #1 player in the world
>he put his money on danecucks
deserved tb h
>bet on both danecucks
I'm afraid magog
Someone breastfeed me the EVERYTHING meme, please!
>>147606503
#1 player who isn't a cheating favela*
>>147606556
>betting on teams when they're at their worst in 2~ years.
How much did you win, friends? Surely you didn't doubt.
>>147606610
b-b-b-b-but cuck meme gaming minus jdm
somebody post some pics of stinky anime feet pls
Hooch is cute. CUTE
>betting on beta boys
these crackas can only play online at home bitch ass niga
>>147606404
Because Karrigan flat out sucks, Xyp sucks without cheats, and Dupreeh is inconsistent.
>>147606587
except device cheats as well
>>147606674
dead inside
>>147606643
$43 from $13
>i just want to go and hug my guys
:3
>tfw my moobs stick out even more than Hooch's
u_u;
>>147606767
girls feet pls not this crap
>>147606789
r u cute? post pics
adren again with major buffs
who will defend your skinnys?
>>147606823
rrrrr and dlez???
for some reason im hoping that clg will win against dignishits
>>147606892
muh skins are safe
>>147606767
lose some weight
>>147606927
timestamp on soles qt
jdm is prob the best player without cheats
>>147605794
>bitching about getting a dosia skin
id/firdouis
>>147606970
Yeah all in on clg since they have jdm to carry do it anon
>>147606985
>>147607012
Uhhhh that's not me its Delzy.....
E V E R Y T H I N G
Good morning, csgog!
>>147607015
jdm would be nothing without the op awp
>>147606970
jdm is so fucking good at awping. But christ is he ever useless without it.
Everytime CLG got stomped jdm would be bottomfragging with like 4 kills.
>>147606892
78% dignitas vs 23% CLG
Really wanna bet on CLG, after yesterdays performance..
>>147607269
yeah no shit because they couldnt build an eco up to keep buying him an awp
>>147607305
yeah but dig on cobble
id fuck tariks lil sister desu
>>147607305
>dignigs close with asstralicks
>cuck logic gayming close with gambit
>gambit smashed asschokecucks
.....
Tarik is turkish ? Nice for him to play a major in his home country.
That's it, I had to turn it off.
I started to feel sick from cringing
>>147607374
Yes..? that is what I was implying anon.
>>147607493
>>147607493
>cringing
Back to twitch chat with you
>>147607447
i see you
also when will tarik finally become NA's "star" player
why were people ever hyping up tarik as potentially moving to c9?
why would c9 be interested in him?
he's completely unremarkable as a player and utterly forgettable as a personality.
why were people talking about him?
>>147607553
No, I'm allowed to post here too
>>147607557
He nearly was in earlier/mid 2015. Best non-c9 player in NA at least.
But he's fallen off since then.
>>147607606
No, actually, you're NOT. Get this through your thick fucking skill, kid: you're finished here. Leave this fucking thread and never come back.
How am I meant to afford all these stickers?
>>147607578
he played much much better at major than any of C9's current player
>>147607692
lol no
>>147607712
wait for sunday
I love how the casters are subtly shitting on CLG and designating all their past success and praise to JDm
>>147607772
I only want bronze so maybe i'll wait for them to be 30c on market. but how do i get steam $?
>>147607840
>falling for gabes jewing
good goy
>>147607878
I need muh dortios
what the fuck was tht
>>147607073
I bought it because it was a Dosia skin, I was hoping for a different skin tho. Something.. Something NOT COMPLETELY FUCKING SHIT.
>>147607781
Since the end of summer 2015 when CLG has won, it was largely due to jdm. Occasionally someone else might step up, Hazed, Cutler, Tarik. But the majority of the time jdm was leading them in kills, adr, openings, clutches, etc.
His stats however are not as high as you'd expect because whenever CLG lost hard, jdm would be doing terrible (largely because he wouldn't be able to keep the awp ever)
While it's bad that whenever they lost he'd be doing poorly, it was jdm that allowed them to win vs teams of equal/higher level.
Also they have pita as a stand-in right now, who is terrible.
There's no reasonable way CLG will win any games vs non-shit teams now.
The only possible way is if one of the core 3 show up hard (even then it might take 2 now)
its come to the point where if i see someone with 4 kills within 12 rounds I just leave
i hate this game. i hate the players on this game. and i hate memers. goodbye csgog its time to start betting again
>>147608095
Great analysis. I agree, CLG's success depended mostly on JDM's ability to keep the awp. Great read. They're getting rekt.
>>147608239
see you on a week
>>147608239
git gud
So why do so many pros prefer the M4A4?
This may not be applicable because CLG is mostly using M4A4 and they're getting raped.
Basically... M4A4 v M4a1S? You thoughts?
>>147608323
Long range/short range. Less bullets/more bullets
>>147608323
they all fall for m4a4 meme
>>147608323
Its personal preference m8...
they are on the same lvl.
Seangares could get any girlfriend he wants, why does he go with a roastie asian? Why is there a general correlation between rich handsome white men and ugly asians?
>>147608519
White """"women""" are subhuman degenerate trash.
>>147608323
M4a1-s = Reddit
M4a4 = /csgog/
>>147608519
Because he [spoilers] loves her [/spoilers]
>without being on worldstar
kek
Inb4 CLG disband
DAN
http://www.hltv.org/news/18207-james-bardolph-banned-from-future-esl-events
>>147608709
THESE HOES AIN'T LOYAL
>>147608708
>tfw Koosta is out on the street and begs Liquid for his spot back
>>>147608519
>konfig doesnt hack
Bane?
CONFIRMED BANE CASTING
>>147608709
>literally dropping bane meme
>getting steamrolled so hard the casters banepost at you
my sides
James?
>>147609120
>>147609105
>>147609127
how did he banepost ?
blast from the past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3vkL1nxQDI
>>147609148
He was imitating Bane it was pretty funny
>>147608887
>koosta joining liquid has ruined his life
>koosta joining liquid has ruined liquid and alienated simple who hated not being a main AWP
Hiko is a pure genius.
>>147609148
twitch tv/esl_csgo/v/76514416?t=02h40m18s
LMFAO
what did he mean by this?
>NA CS
HAHAHHAAHAH YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>147609324
>i will destroy your mind, then your body
>play that dramatic tarik clip
>proceeds to get trashed
lmao
tenzki
more like
10zski
LOL
Let's get this show on the road
>NA CS
holy crap CLG kys
I lol'd when Koosta just kinda lingered at his station instead of getting up instantly like his teammates
I'd love to know what's going through his head.
>clg
>>147609404
>>147609409
koosta looks like super beta
grats csgog, ive found someone more beta than you guys
>>147609374
Tarik's life is going to be awful once he loses his csgo "job"
what the FUCK was that, burgers?
>>147609374
gotta make us feel sorry for refugees its germany bruh
No matter who I bet on in this next game they're going to lose...
I'm betting on Guardian, everyone else be sure to max on NiP
>When you are 100% done with csgo and the cheater fiasco and the cancerous community of csgo
>When its one of the only games you are actually good at and probably best you've ever been at a vidya and it makes you keep come back
koosta looked depressed after that match
just... blank. nobody home. he wanted to be anywhere but there.
>>147609504
DELETE THIS
>>147609236
>>147609236
>implying Liquid are ruined anymore.
They don't have shit Koosta or shit AdreN anymore.
Hiko, Elige, jdm, Pimp are a very strong lineup. Nitro is debatable but still better than almost every other NA player currently. Stewie replacing him would be spectacular though.
Simple can go fuck off back to shitty Russian teams. He has amazing aim, but his decision making, game sense, teamplay, and communication are utter shit. The team was not better off with Koosta or AdreN, but they are easily better off with someone like Pimp who actually knows how to play on a team.
>>147609469
They got BANED
>>147604743
More smooth and enjoyable gaming experience. If people actually buy 144hz mainly to improve their ADR then they might have autism.
>>147609612
lmao, hadn't seen this one before
>>147609617
t. autist
>>147609617
>muh hiko
hiko is fucking trash
>>147609617
I thought Adren would have made a good addition to Liquid. He had a big part in bringing them to semi's in Columbus. I would replace Nitro/Elige with Adren. Personally.
>star player
are the "analysts" ever going to drop this meme?
Oh man, I loved watching this from the turkroaches perspective.
>>147609590
hiko's masterplan of solidifying Liquid as top NA team by killing off talent is working
Hiko's kill list so far
>CLOWN 9
>IBUYPOWER
>ENEMY
>EXTENDING ADREN'S CAREER
all that's left now is Optic and TSM
Is there going to be an All-Stars game?
>>147609707
hi r3dd1t your kind is not welcome here
>>147609720
>star player
>support
>designated awper
>rifler
>entry fragger
>igl
>coach
>2nd man in
>lurker
Might as well play fucking League with all these roles and shit
>>147608625
>my favorite dinner sitcom is thisKing of Queens
who you gunnin for, goggy?
Did you frag any noobs tonight magog?
koosta? more kooksta ROFL
http://get.overwatched.today/
http://report-service.xyz/
>valve security
>>147609910
banware.ru too
>>147609707
AdreN had 2 good tournaments. 2 in a whole fucking 2 years.
>woah he's so good now that he's not IGL xDD
And then he went back to being shit right after Columbus, even though he wasn't IGL.
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=173&statsfilter=9&playerid=7433
Why the fuck would Liquid replace Elige or Nitro with him when they don't need him to IGL anymore?
NA's last hope is echofox to be honest
>>147609829
NIP of course (the only clean top tier team), NaVi is gonna win though
>>147610060
My experience in ESports is literally only Columbus and this major. So feel free to disregard my opinion here.
But Adren kinda carried in Columbus. Especially on Dust 2.
Elige and Nitro are good riflers, for sure. But they don't provide incredible, game winning value.
>>147609829
I'd expect a nip victory but it's a bo1 so you're not getting my skines no way not betting on this one
>>147609662
>clutches 2v1 against nV by skillfully turning it into 2 1v1's despite nV knowing where he was
dude, hiko is a fucking excellent player
>>147610249
You're right, im gonna disregard this comment.
>>147610314
I'm glad we established I know little to nothing about Esports
>>147610307
>clutching against a tier2 team is somehow impressive
wow stop posting any tme
>>147608607
underrated post
>>147607471
gambit confirmed for no hud
>>147610249
>My experience in ESports is literally only Columbus and this major.
Then why do you continue to post drivel afterwards.
AdreN did good at Columbus, again 1 of 2 tournaments he did well in at least the past year, probably closer to 2 years now.
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=246&playerid=7433&statsfilter=9
Even at Columbus, he pretty much was the reason they lost to Luminosity on Mirage, horrible perfomance by him.
>But they don't provide incredible, game winning value.
Elige opens up rounds and sites all the time, he has sick aim and positions himself well so that when he dies Nitro or someone else can trade the kill easily.
He's had plenty of important clutches. 2 memorable examples are his ace vs Envyus yesterday that flipped the game over and his 1 minute long 1v1 vs Hellraisers at Columbus Qualifiers, which if he had lost they likely would've lost the game and failed to qualify for the major that "AdreN carried in."
Nitro I won't speak about really as he hasn't been that great this year. Elige, however is becoming one the best NA players.
reminder that hiko is the only constant to all his failed lineups
fatty should stick to streaming he could make mad money out of it
I did it again LOL
LMAO swedecucks
fuck didnt they rotate to b for?
>>147610698
!drop
rip nip
wtf was that vac
what does Hiko's ass smell like?
>>147610891
shit and sweat probably
>>147610891
frying oil
no no no nip why cant u be more shit
>>147610891
diabetes
nusteps
Fat jew is way past his prime, Nitro is unstable, Pimp is washed up tier 2 euro player. Elige and jdm are best NA players but that's not saying much.
New Liquid is top 1 NA, but old liquid with simple was already top 1 NA and had a lot more potential. All that had to do was kick adreN early and try to build a team around simple.
>get right, 26 years old
>hairline, 56 years old
>>147611358
hajahahaah!!!xddd
>>147611358
>boypucci, 18 years old
does watching on twitch and in game increase my odds? im asking for a friend.
>>147611595
your chances rises the more screens you hook up to your computer running twitch/GOTV. The Size matters too.
Greetings! I, the WarOwl greet you...
>>147611712
guys team reddit is winning and i want it to stop
>>147611759
nip isnt reddits team anymore...
>>147611759
Navi are losing though.
all them cheaters struggling lmao
>>147611759
you have to post anime girls if you want your team to have any chance against team reddit
cobblestone ct or t sided? IIRC it's t sided
>>147611759
it's ok, our team GAMERS2 will win this major
"ok so we kill get right and we win"
"ok this is working, keep doing it"
"guys.. we forgot about... f..forest?"
Guardian is the most reddit meme right now desu.
>>147611695
my friend doubts that
YE-HES GO NAVI
PuG_RiGhT
>>147612046
your friends needs to get fucked in the ass desu
What is up guys, McSkillet here with another CSGO video. Today we're going to be looking at the rarest CSGO skins.
>>147612201
my friend thinks thats lewd. he wants you to post your id. i'd do it, if i were you.
pyth wtf
Guardian/Navi are good
But they're so MEH
Nobody gets excited about them.
>>147612520
they're clinical
are nip expected to do anything this major or are they still average?
>>147612520
NaVi is like the Hillary Clinton of pro CS.
They'll do when nobody else will, but nobody is hyped about rooting for them.
G T
T
G E T _ F U C K E D
whatta fuck mayne
at least a bot wouldnt get caught hardscoping
>>147612287
of all the meme youtube channels mcskillet is probably my favourite, he's pretty down to earth, and I actually quite like the autistic monotone 2bh
flipshit against nips bo3?
im hyped niggas
lol seized aimlock on forest right at the end
>>147612829
i aimlocked your mom's p*ssy
rip nip
>>147612812
easy nip right?
What are popular boosting websites other than elitepvpers and epicNPC? How do I build a costumer base?
>fribergs fat fingers famas
it should xizt
>>147612829
i aimlock my dick lol
>>147612893
nice framerate
>>147611797
>>147611803
thanks for 'em, the skins that is
NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI
got a cobblestone case... dubs decides what i do
Please god tell me someone screencapped the empty look on GetRight's face
>nip
>Slavi wins
GET FUCKED REDDIT
>Slavi wins
GET FUCKED REDDIT
>Slavi wins
GET FUCKED REDDIT
>Slavi wins
GET FUCKED REDDIT
>Slavi wins
GET FUCKED REDDIT
>Slavi wins
GET FUCKED REDDIT
>Slavi wins
GET FUCKED REDDIT
>Slavi wins
GET FUCKED REDDIT
volodya
guardi neckbeard game on point
>>147613330
flipped a coin
fucking indigo mac 10
don't sway me epic slav bro
>>147613330
the chance of making a profit from a cobble case is tiny, it's literally gambling addict bait, just sell it and enjoy your free money
>when the soup is too salty
Train confirmed
OpTic is finished
machine is a stupid looking faggot
esl is gay
>>147613686
nice one bro
-billy99
>>147612287
Greeting, I, the WarOwl, greets you, and welcome.
i hope pansy is casting the next game
>>147613856
pls no, moses and pansy are my least favourite duo
>>147613856
same
>>147613883
they are better than the nigga and spongebob
>>147613919
>>147613985
>reddit filename
>>147613898
delet this immediately or face the consequences
-real billy99
>>147614046
>recognizing reddit filenames
>>147614050
no
-billy99
>>147614046
you
>gambit won 16-6
how'd that even happen
>>147614128
karrigan awping, what a fucking disaster
>mfw easy 150 euros from this one match
Who do I buy stuff for??
my guy m1xwell is going to clean up these slavshits
>>147614128
overrated danes do it again
Has Mirage been played even once so far?
Why the h*ck do we always have to bully eachother on the internet? On the internet your religion, race and gender are supposed to be irrelevant, we're all equal here.
Please can we just keep one thread shittalk free and instead try to be positive?
>>147614394
I haven't seen it.
dey talk about my wen daps
KEK
cucks
CUK
cuckswell
cuckislaw
>>147613075
bump
cuckeloff
C1uck01d
Cuckra
cuckLander
CuckEdit
>>147614394
no, and neither has cache which really pisses me off
cuckeloff
Cuck3
Shacuck
cuckLander
CuckEdit
>>147614629
dust2
train
cbble
I think they played those only, lol.
>>147613075
>How do I build a costumer base?
Step 1: Play another game
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
cuck
cuckberg
CuCk-RiGhT
cuckest
xuxk
what the fuck are f3 doing
cuckmeister
cuckis
bullsha
Cuckz
C(cuck)W
Cucksid3 Tacucks vs OpCuck Cucking
>>147614664
yeah, and it was like 5 or 6 times train alone. pretty disappointing so far
NIP throwed so they can play against Gambit in quarter finals!
>>147614664
I think Overpass got played once as well.
cucken
cuckzera
KEK
fercuck
cuck'n'x
pashaBicuck
CUK
CuK
cucx
cuckli
>>147614396
While I generally agree; neck yourself, cuck.
>>147614747
let worldreddit settle down, then you will see the flipside
>>147614871
ahh yeah, 1st one Asstrail vs Dignitas
>>147614747
crashing this bet
Cuckian
cuckshed
flacuck
Zecuck
Cuckward
>>147614908
they mix well, but Optic's rush are too much to handle 8)
Who's going to win in the Danish derby tomorrow boys?
got cobble case of our boy. any idea if i can jew 2x market price?
>>147615013
I want dignitas to win, I put them in the pick'em. fuck asstrails
this major stacked af except freeLG
>>147615074
signed by guardian :O
The prices are gonna raise after the major. I would wait, unless you want to use that money to buy something in the summer sale
>>147615074
open it might be dragon lore
They know me for my one daps.
>>147615074
that's a dragonlore sticker pattern on the box open that shit and make bank
>>147615085
im gonna put dig in the pickem too. chokigan can kill himself.
What's going on with Optic ?
VP vs TL golden rule time?
>>147615490
leddit go
>betted on worldedit
when will i learn?
I've actually never seen f3 play and just bet on them because optic are american
what have i done
>>147615427
Mixwell cheating like all thirdworlders.
>>147615598
>American
3 Canadians 1 American 1 Spaniard
lf some quality peepz to play with on eu east/polish or whatever servers
http://steamcommunity.com/id/YogurtNinja/
rank:mge
if I don't get a drop I'm going to literally kill myself
>>147615782
>polish
nah soory mate
>>147615915
I'm not polish, eu west is fine too.
lamo
https://twitter.com/Liquid_jdm/status/750647417490567168
>>147616016
What did they tweet ?
>>147616016
JUST
BANTER
>>147616016
what was it?
>>147616016
>jdm is a high horse moralfag cunt
wew lad, rather disappointed 2bh
>>147616129
>>147616097
twitter.com/ESLCS/status/750647362737938432
fucking mixwell
>>147616217
>>147616217
they retweeted that AFTER the jdm tweet
>>147616217
Just retweeted official ESL account, what's the deal ?
is worldedit nervous?
liquid vs virtus pro should be a good match,right?
>>147616097
dig tweeted out a shop of a clg logo over someone chucking a pc into the trash
>>147616016
literally lost any respect i had for jdm. i hope liquid lose now
>>147616474
i bet on virtus but would love to see liquid play well and win
FAVELA WEIGHS IN
https://twitter.com/LG_FalleN/status/750675316339769345
>>147616217
That can't be what he's mad over?!
>>147616531
brb making "jdm shows good e-sportmanship" -thread on leddit
KEK
what the fuck
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>147616585
he gand be hagging :-DDDDDD
fallen breally nide guy :---DDDDDD
http://youtu.be/SYF5aSd-sZ0
JDM is actually a liberal fuck I hope VP win
I can't look
first he tweets pic, then he gets 16-1'd...
d-damn... hope he's doing ok..
>>147615598
you've made the beginners mistake of crying because your team didn't get the majority of the rounds on the unfavorable side of a map
I bet you'll come back being surprised at the 'comeback' when 9:6 is a respectable scoreline on CT side of train
>its another mixwell drops a 40 bomb and still loses episode
>>147616949
>>147616780
based. thank you
>>147615557
thank comrade worldedit
>Shara has MLP stickers on his AK
AHAHAHAH
Another NA CoD/LoL team taken out like trash
>>147616949
OH MY GOD THEY CAMEBACK
>thorin wrong again
shocked.
>>147617128
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/SharaWF/inventory/#730
kek
>>147616685
inb4 the Dignitas social media guy gets sent to an anti-bullying seminar
Is Red Guy fucking drunk??
>>147617334
>inb4 he makes an apology vid like the cucks at splyce
>Thorin '''''''''''''''''''''''''''analysis'''''''''''''''''''''
>"gambit can only play cache cbble and train"
>beat Astrashit and CLG on d2
>F3 are shit1!!!
>win
when will ppl realize hes a fraud?
>>147617432
delete this
right NOW
>>147617432
tab back in Blue
N A C S
A
C
S
Liquid or VP?
moses looks drunk lol
o_O
O_o
Wow another major reminding us to never, EVER bet on NA
>>147617556
VP its lan
>>147616890
K...KEEP ME POSTED
>>147617556
skip or low underdog, I don't know which team that is though <><
>>147617556
I would skip that anon.
What normaldo memes do you hate?
>If Le V Le P Le turn Le on Le Plow Le they Le can Le beat Le anyone
>>147617339
An attempt was made
>>147617749
please interpret this as "vp are very inconsistent"
Wait Gambit beat Asstrails lmFao
>No game of throws to make sure everyone gets a cobble case
Ban F.3 and Mouz desu
cobblestone liquid vs vp!
good drops plz volvo
>>147617749
>If Le V Le P Le turn Le on Le Plow Le they Le can Le beat Le anyone
that's a great meme tbqh
OUR GUY
U
R
G
U
Y
>its another simple will throw for fun episode
>Another Cobble episode
If I were better than simple I'd call myself complex
i swear to god i see faint images of cbble's B site in my eyelids when i'm trying to sleep after every major
so sick of watching this fucking map over and over
Is Jdm s1mple's new gf ?
how french can you be?
Guys /v/ is making fun of us again, please stop them.
>>>/v/344015719
>poo poo buttshits bottom frags at another major and this time gets dropped from VP
all the butthurt around the world would be amazing
aaaahahahhaha na shitties
>>147618573
let them i don't give a h*ck
B Y A L I
>NA CS
>>147618658
>censoring yourself
Reddit please go.
>Semmler making fun of Trump & Trump supporters
Wow. How is this ok? Ban this fucking fag.
Blyat just toggled.
i want to take anders out for lunch and tell him jokes
>>147618757
>falling for bait
Reddit please go.
>>147570085
>Comparing mobababbies games with FPS games
>its a Snax and Byali destroy a """"""""""""""NA""""""""""""""""""" team episode
guys i betted on the le overweight jewish golfing streamer man
poopshabishit
>>147618904
me bettered on he also
>pasha with the awp
>it's a s1mple makes the opponents whiff episode
>>147618757
4 chump pls lose weight
>>147619030
movement is a skill fammy
wtf, im watching taz with a m4a1 and the sticker is floating above the gun, kek
>>147582284
VG Attorney alerted the FTC
>ELIGE
wew liquid
>>147618573
fuck these threads crack me up everytime
>You will never play soggy biscuit with sloppy seconds with Liquid and deliberately lose
JDIMSA
If nV won't make it out of groups surely they will disband or atleast kick Devil, right? With how good they used to be, and with how much talent they have, it must be pretty fucking frustrating being so bad right now.
>>147619498
it they lose I'm going to kick devil
>>147619498
they will kick Devil and replace him with exshitenz
>>147619393
Jdimsa
>Unironically puts his money on Liquid or Astralis
dank bros: Orp
damp bros: auy double you pee
dunk bros: big green gun
thanks for letting me hang out with you guys, by the way.
>>147618541
his french is shit though
>>147619727
Darn bros: AWP (Awwwww-puh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R64htYJSk7I
>CLG
Mouz are gonna beat Envy right?
Did Nitro's aimlock software just flip out?
>>147619985
yes, i hope he gets vacced soon
>>147620052
I'd vac his dick with my mouth desu
>>147619727
I call it the arctic warfare
>People actually believe that CS:GO requires skill when it's just RNG trash with shit sprays.
>Autists take the time to learn spray patterns to try to predict where the next bullet will probably land.
>Learning how to deal with a retarded mechanic that anyone can do given the time and luck somehow equates to skill
>Literally boils down to aiming at retarded places instead of your target's body
dank bros: colt
damp bros: m4
>>147619727
ayy vee pee
\_oungin
>high impact kills
huh
>>147620363
ok MGE babby
>>147620363
Stick to BF and CoD
>>147620491
>high impact player
...
>>147620393
dank bros: TMP
damp bros: mp5
I think CSGO is legitimately the worst fps I've ever played
I kept putting hours into it because faggots on here just said I wasn't "gud" enough. Got to master guardian 1 and never regretted putting time into a game like this one. It didn't get better the more I played the more I saw how fucking awful both the game and community were. I had them remove it from my account because I never wanted to see that shit again. Game only got popular because of 14 year olds buying weapon skins.
>>147620491
are you saying such kills don't exist?
>>147620708
Not saying anything mate
wow liquid have a damp ct side
>>147620696
>MG1
>Trying to shitpost during esports
kek
>>147620696
>he fell for the csgo meme
>>147620442
epic meme xXDXD
>>147620873
nothing e about fcking your mum mate
can that guy go more than 5 mins without saying problematic?
What do we do about the cheating problem?
>>147620696
I think the problem is that you're obviously bad at the game and probably all fps games
>>147620980
>we
don't tread on me
Another game ruined by OP awp -_-
>>147620915
chotto mate
goddamnnnnn
>>147621150
s1mple isnt even awping LMAO
that was dumb as fuck by VP
why is jaden 64bit sitting like that
>>147621260
i bet his shirt is untucked as well
he's back
>>>/v/344024140
>>147621260
\__
wtf? are they throwing?
>hiko
lmao americans
>North American Counter Strike
tell me about the fat man
why does he wear the hat
Not even with s1mple the Amerifats can win.
Kek.
>People that dont know how bullets works in real life
>realism is good in a video game
HUH
>>147615782
>still no adds
guys pls
>>147621772
he hides the dev1ce under it
Has anyone got any of the souvenir cases from twitch watching or in game watching?
GOLDEN RULE
ah, the classic TL choke
>the seed
>muh seed
I bet gayboys get aroused by this casting
>>147621998
I've got a cobblestone in the match of dignitas CLG, and i've watched all matches of this major (in-game on gotv)
>>147621883
bullets go where u place that green crosshair with ur eyes duh
>>147621998
no, 0 drops
>>147621998
0 drops
t all majors watched
>>147621998
nope
>>147622141
I dont like watching through gotv since steam is counting hours and it feels like idleing
>>147622014
>tfw you switched teams because you didn't believe in the meme magic
>>147621998
I have 2 streams + in-game on 3 different steam accounts
0 drops
I'll try to stream my suicide
>>147621998
Yeah, a ton of them.
t. 4accounts haver
-JDManlet +medium difficulty bot
Envy or Mouz?
>>147621998
got 3 drops during mlg from twitch too bad they were shit
>>147622413
Mouz
Who /cobble case/ here?
RIP NACS
I told ya. VP are like cockroaches - they will always prevail
>>147617556
>>147617620
hope you listened
>>147622413
Envy I think it's a bad game to bet on though
>>147622413
Niko&Friends.
>drop godren
>get shit on
Bravo Liquid.
Red Guy is really fucking drunk now lmFao
>>147622413
NV trust me DEVIL is gonna show up :)
when will they learn
>simple shooting the truck
that would have looked extremely suspicious if there was someone on his crosshair
Get the fuck back to NA you fat sweaty cunts hahahahahahahahhahahahah
are poles white?
>>147622901
No slavs are not white
>>147622901
no but they're closer than most races
>>147622901
poles are the most powerful race
>>147622901
whiter than Americans
>A non-asian/female views your interpals profile
ugh
Kek.
How much should I bet on Togglesports?
>>147623367
When will they learn?
>>147623219
>Tfw met my kgf through that website
great site
>NV going out in groups again
>Fnatic going out in groups
'cap this post
>>147623367
I wish red eye would realize hes shit at everything and leave the scene to people who are actually fun to listen to
>>147623367
>when will they learn
I have been awake for 30 hours, why am I not tired?
>Happy with the soggy tissue
gross af
>>147623639
you brain has given up on you
Go Niko and Friends!
>>147623219
michael i know you go for the dumb white bitches
European women? You'll have to get through us first.
>>147623851
*pushes all of them*
out of my way witeboi
>Anders and Cummler
sigh muted AGAIN
>>147623960
i mute your mother with my penis in her mouth
ahahahahahaha >>344007814
Mousesports are winning the warmup.
how can one person(semmler) be so gay
>>147623367
he is a big guy
is kennys an incest baby?
no wait, ahahhahaahah >>>/v/344007814
>>147621998
1 (one) from streams in all major
oh god nv are going to win
>its another train episode
when will this end?
>nv
>devil
>it's a devil is utterly useless episode
I HATE reruns
>devil
BAHAHAHA DEVIL KNIFED HAPPY
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
is DEVIL our guy?
>devil
hahaha
ughh god they let semmler cast envy game fuck this event
devil mvp
>Devil
HAHAHAHAHAHA
even i don't go full blatant like devil when im throwing
Why does Kenny keep looking into the wall towards mid from T spawn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA1bvpyiKao
>>147624667
calibrating his toggle
its the same
hey guys I'm new is this devil guy supposed to be good or is he a friend of the family or something?
Another game ruined by The Reddit Brothers commentary
Which csgo r u?
I'm Happy because i'm much more mature than people around me and tired of their stupidty.
>>147624985
u dont sound happy :/
found out i have a dust 2 case should i sell it now
>>147624985
you havent won a 1v1 in 2016
>>147624985
I'm jam because I am
>>147625069
Probably
The only case that is worth investing in is the Cobble, others are a sell while you can sort of thing
>>147624985
I'm KennyS cos I got a big dick but suffer serious premature ejaculation
are there any gay pro csgo players?
just got here
was pansy cute on stream?
>>147624985
I'm niko cuz my posture is bad from carrying heavy weights
post yfw fnatic lose to g2 and go out 0-2
>>147625179
ScreaM I'd say
>>147625613
>:<
did u know esl has a director of memes
hahaha mmemes
i am 35 years old but i am such a dank memestar lol. so dank. oh shit waddup lmao
>>147625613
>>147625613
>doubting piggy and friends
i had a dream they combined dota and cs and it was GOOD
>>147625613
happy still hasn't won a 1v1 in 2016
"Niko want awp"
"fakk niko ok i use m4"
*gets 3 kills*
*niko get none*
"please give awp again i try again :-DDDD"
"fak ok niko"
>>147625787
top tier jiff
envyus still hasn't won a 5v5 in 2016
>we play alot on retake server
t. Happy
Semmler is such a fucking bad caster
happy is very uncomfortable outside
envyus+semmler still hasn't won a not being gay contest in the 21st century
>>147626091
Please don't bully Semmler.
>>147626130
he bullies himself
>>147623367
I wonder what he smells like.
>>147626224
who
>>147625240
>>147625257
hit the gym fatties
>>147626224
eggz
>>147626247
The guy on the right. I already know what the guy on the left smells like.
kennys looks like some kind of fish-human hybrid
devil makes me scared :(
>>147626347
how
lmao twitch chat got hacked
>>147626398
he's a jinyu
>>147626487
How what?
>Niko not even hiding it again
>>147626631
how do you know how i smell
i think i found kennys secret
2 mouse pads lads
>>147626941
secret to what?
being a meme?
being a fish?
having one good game out of every 10?
lel
>>147627010
being kennys idort
>>147626790
Because 'they' all smell the same.
>>147627070
why would i want to do that?
kenis is a virgem
nV vs liquid AGAIN? really?
>>147627202
its a warning to not use 2 mouse pads you bully
sk or faze?
>>147625806
who is this trump rump
how do we fix mouseports
pretty obvious they've peaked.
why is reddit complaining about seeding wtf
>>147627505
Need to find better programmers
>>147627589
thorin
Has anyone microd at this tournament yet? I think I've seen some nanos but no micros.
>>147627369
faze all the ways
>>147627505
too many immigrants
>>147627505
replace nex with literally anyone. bring back gob b.
>>147627589
if it means memenatic have no place near the semis/finals then im happy
if u flip first letter of denis it is penis
haha happy is so fucking bad
>>147627589
because seedings in majors should be based on meme rankings, and not on performance on majors.
imo they are retarded
>niko playing like shit
>chrisJ carrying
So is mouz plan to just have one person carry the entire team every game?
>>147627815
Take it back to /r/bootyblasted friendingo
>kennys pissbottle
>>147627369
Faze
>>147628050
is that..... beer? i'm 24 and never been drunk
tbqh seeding system is dumb as hell
clg CLEARLY doesn't deserve to be in this tournament
>>147628050
whos piss is that?
This seeding sucks.
>>147628165
that of a young boy who works in a brothel tending bar
>>147628148
no, that's pee senpai
Remember when that man seeded your mother because your 'father' couldn't
>>147628148
it could be orange juice, or any energetic drinkyou are retarded
>>147628148
Looks like apple juice with water.
I'm German and I've never seen beer in a plastic bottle like that.
>>147628308
>never seen beer in a plastic bottle
>>147628281
umm no I don't remember my own conception... ??? idiot
LET'S GO NIKO
Guess he drank his own piss after that whif
>>147628374
Sure, there are subhumans that drink beer from plastic bottles but not clear ones like that.
>>147628308
in germany you are going to death camp when you mistreat beer
>>147628494
not funny
>nikos hacks don't work at this ESL
>>147628494
It's not like KennyS doesn't deserve it.
>>147628631
You're right, it's not funny to talk about mistreating beer.
What the fuck happened to Niko. He's been playing like complete shit recently.
>>147628631
classic german - 6 ft stick in their ass
>bo1 for an elimination game
????
rip Frogs
tfw pussied out on betting ze germans
..,lm
>>147628489
oh yeah, that's true, they're mostly dark plastic
>>147628707
thorin just overhyped him
>>147628707
he doesnt need to toggle hard against shit teams
post yfw nV are out of the groups again
>>147628707
shit team = lost motivation
>eu cs
>>147628707
He realized it's not worth putting in the hours when his team is shit anyway.
>>147628916
more like ew cs lol
>>147628962
FUck off.
>envy
>>147628916
>point blank
>spray 30 bullets
>no kills
nice game golards
nikosports vs liquid?
niko is fat as fuck lmao
teem reddit looooooooooool
>>147629361
not even reddit or french people like envyus
I can't wait to see how G2 will gangrape the fnatic "legends"
Is Devil a bot?
redeye? more like 45 and interviewing 22 year olds who are already more successful than you oh god how can i do this for the rest of my life what the fuck do i do-eye
bg
s1mple to DESTROY (destroy) chrisjsports
>this dead during a major
Lmao csgo
>>147630630
DELETE THIS
>this dead during a major
Lmao csgo
our guys (monkeys) vs cod guys
yay pantsy
>fox stomping around
>taco acquiring two kills in the pistol round to save my gold pickem
thank you tacio and all of brazil
>>147632467
literally made this post at the start of the game
this game really is fucking dead