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First for junkrat
Stopwatch rules and highlander hero picking for competitive fucking when?
Seagull
First for Pharah.
>/owg/ mutes everyone in a match
>then complains when they cant coordinate as a team
Playing in a premade will get you matched against other premades. You don't gain any unfair advantage.
>>147543729
please do not bully the pharahs
first for seagull being an immature kid who can't win in solo queue
nth for traceranon
>>147543563
I'm the third comment and I don't even play 76. I'm just not a shitposter like you and realize he's a good all-rounder. He has heals, good dps, good range, good speed, and works on both defense and offense.
First for Prodigy#1300 number one Pharah in solo queue
Top Xth for easy and effective.
11th for Blizzard-endorsed aimbot cheating in tournaments by professional Overwatch player EnvyUs.Taimou
>>147543754
Then why do I get matched against full premades with 5 other solo matchers every time I play
>>147543773
t. Prodigy
now that the dust has settled we can all agree mercy and reaper deserve a nerf
>>147543729
Waiting for r34 with her Native American skins.
my mom left me muny for doritos and mtn dw fu k u guise L O Ling at ur lifes rn
>>147543773
t. salty Pharah player, who doesnt know that grouping gives you literally no advantage
>>147543718
the first might happen next season unless they decide to just turn sudden death into a draw
the second will never happen
>>147543864
Mercy yes but why Reaper?
>>147543864
if Reaper is nerfed then there's no one to shit on tanks
Mercy deserves a nerf though
>>147543872
>>147543730
>micfags
>>147543832
I read an article about Blizz suing the ones who made the hacks for copyright infringement. I forgot where though, i think it was polygon.
Tracer
Why are they so cute?
Is Mcgree still viable?
since the fan the hammer shit is nerfed his skill ceiling goes up to the roof or it's just straight garbage?
>>147543773
>>147543718
Stopwatch should only be a factor if both teams finish the map. Otherwise it should be who pushed the cart farther. You are only allowing aggro tactics to be viable with a stopwatch all the time rule.
I didn't want to believe the forced 50 meme. Does everyone else's winrate balances like this? It feels bad to know which day is the win or lose day
>>147543952
reaper doesn't really have any good counters with mccree nerfed, roadhog can sort of handle him but at the same time reaper shits on tanks
>>147543952
>Why reaper
He's a salty hanzo main who tunnel visions and gets flanked 10 times a game.
>>147543719
RREEEEEE
>>147544020
Better off going 76
>>147544017
they are literally timon and pumbaa
wish they wouldnt create so much gay shit with them
>>147544024Are you playing in Asia?
>>147543719
>>147544098
Reaper's counter is never engaging him at close range, and getting the fuck outta there if you do
76 for example absolutely shreds Reaper
>>147543832
top fucking kek esports are a joke
this is just like that CS betting shit going on right now
>>147543765
>please do not bully the pharahs
But she likes it.
>>147544098
He gets shit on by any character who can put damage out from range. Don't get flanked pleb.
>>147543712
If I see that fucking Junkrat one more fucking time.
>>147544053
yes
>>147543864
>>147543952
>>147544098
>McCree got nerfed
>suddenly everyone needed a nerf
Is this a new meme?
>>147544141
No, this is EU
>>147543978
Now we're talking
>>147544108
>Timon and Pumbaa
>Literally two men raising a child together
>No women in sight ever
>No gay shit went on
Would you rather erase from earth Seagull's fanbase or ster_'s fanbase
>>147544264
>>147544302
McCree needed a nerf, but not like this.
Cooldown on RMB.
No reload on Roll.
Either of these.
Now he desperately needs his falloff fixed.
>>147543952
mercy takes it up the ass from any team that's coordinated
>>147544302
/owg/ sees a bunch of strong heroes overshadowing other ones and thinks that nerfing them is the only way to bring """"""balance"""""
>>147544302
Mercy deserves it though since she can charge up her ultimate in less than a minute.
>>147544303
hope that guys doesnt "main" zen, talk about being a dead weight to any team
>>147544351
i'd rather erase steel from this earth desu senpai
S76 + Mercy >>>>> Pharmercy
which character has the most meme potential and why is it reaper?
Why is there so much hate for Seagull? He seems like a nice guy and is friendly to his chat. His fans can be terrible but that should not be Seagull's fault. Honestly compared to some of the other streamers:
>Surefour
>annoying music
>his gf being loud as fuck in the background
>blames his deaths on rng and "they only go after me" instead of himself unlike Seagull who always talks about how he could have been better
>acts like a 12 year old cod fan
>>147544351
i would erase my dick in your ass
>>147543832
>this happened months ago
>was POTG, entire twitch audience of 40,000 saw it, every blizzard employee watching saw it, both teams saw it
>Taimou is still employed by EnvyUs and still is not banned from the game
Overwatch: the game where it's ok to cheat as long as you're making Blizzard money.
>>147543712
>>147537446
Any more pics of her dressed as Kek or otherwise
>>147544480
>Mexican
>Edge Lord
theres so much with so little
>my team is bad
>constantly annoyed at how they don't do anything
>my team is good
>my own flaws become glaringly apparent and constantly annoy me
help.
>>147544461
>>147544415
>Mercy uses her shift to a corpse and presses Q to rest 5 people
>she dies from a coordinated team effort after ressing
Good work.
Jesus Christ, nobody told me this edgelord was so fun and actually useful
>>147544232
>>147544267
a good reaper will never be in a situation where they get shot from a distance, they weave through cover and teleport around. even if you catch him flanking he can just spook away and try again in like 10-20 seconds, possibly after getting a kill already
also "fight from a distance and don't get flanked" was the same argument people had against pre-nerf mccree
>>147544561
Mei*
No fucking clue how that autocorrected to kek.
>>147544461
this to be honest with you fampai
ship goodness order:
76 mercy > mccree zarya > me widowmaker > anything else > shit > POWER GAP > pharah and anything
>>147544461
but that's wrong
FFS
>Ranked mode on Voskaya
>We win in the first two matches with us having more time on the clock left by at least 3 minutes, they get the 2nd cap in the 3rd match with 0 time.
>They resort to reinhart/turret combos in the 4th match and cheese it along like shit eatting faggots
Fuck
this
shit.
Why does Blizz just fucking love artificially inflating match lengths when one team clearly out does the other...it's not like picks are LOCKED either...
>>147543864
How about you nerf this, boy?
when is this game going to get a necromancer/summoner-type character?
>>147543597
>man we supports are getting shafted by this ranking system xD
Is there any credible evidence that supports this? Has Blizz addressed it?
I'm tired of Mercy players' near constant whining
>>147544628
>this picture
>implying they wouldnt awkwardly bump into each other and fall down
kek
>>147544643
Mercy getting off her res isn't a indicator of a lack of skill, that shit is 2fast2furious
>>147544108
>not fucking the twitchy little twink who's solely dependent on you out in the Ozzy outback within an inch of his life on your fat dick that's nearly bigger than his waist
are you a faggot
>>147543712
>>147544546
>It's a your team can't cap the point unless you literally solo kill 4 enemy players episode
>>147544672
unlike McCree though Reaper doesnt have any mid range damage and doesnt have an inescapable instant kill combo
he's strong at what he does, that doesnt make him overpowered
>>147544505
shhh you didn't see anything, goyim
yes you can be a pro too!
Redflag skins
Shitters
>White torb
>Carbon fiber genji
>Any skin for D.va taht isn't bva or white rabbit
>Any skin for Bastion that isn't overgrown
>Golden 76
>Paragon rein
>Devil mercy
Will shit on you
>Bone
>Young Genji
>Nomad
>Stonehardt
>Blackwatch Reyes
>Frogston
>Hayseed
>>147544480
I have a feeling in the story they will somehow throw in a Trump like figure who put a wall up on the Mexican border, and that's what caused reaper to become edgy.
>I think I'll play some OW
>Widow on Nepal shrine quits after one round
>lose a rank immediately on my first game
"fun"
>>147544685
>mccree zarya
there is literally only one fan art of them. It's not a real ship. McCree with Reaper and Hanzo is far more popular.
>>147544445
Zenyatta on escort the payload attack is almost required.
>>147544826
>if a person didn't waste twenty dollars they're shit
Seagull literally never solo queues. He is a shitter that gets carried and gets saved by his team all the fucking time.
Shayed is also a landwhale healslut for Seagull too, Shadder2K is garbage at the game.
>>147544832
He was triggered after a mission with Mei gave him PTSD flashbacks to his attempts to get over the Trump wall, starting his downward spiral to Talon.
>>147544826
>liking bva or white rabbit
>hating Devil mercy
what is this taste
who has such a terrible taste
stop posting please
>>147544850
>Widow on Nepal shrine quits after one round
>lose a rank immediately on my first game
If that's the same game you should be able to leave without losing any rank.
It's not half as bad as not being able to take a point when the enemy team is down a man.
>>147544935
pics?
>>147544935
Yup. Based Prodigy is the hero /vg/ needs.
Okay, which one of you is this?
>>147544935
yeah shadder sucks of everything that is not genji
>>147544935
Pls see >>147544482
Okay he might not solo que but he is a really open minded and good streamer
>>147544920
>junk and mercy on koth
>>147544852
>McCree paired with his father figure
>>147544461
>Mercy is canonically at odds with how Overwatch is ran by Morrison
>Testifies before the U.N. which paved the way to Overwatch's fall
>76 x Mercy better then Mercy x Pharah
>>147544935
>chad has his stacy healslut follow him everywhere so he can become famous and show off how good he is
>>147544648
>Shotguns
>Super aggressive
>High dps/ tank slayer
>Sneaking up on the enemy team and killing them all with your ult
>So generically edgy to the point his design become hilarious
What's not to love.
>>147544826
Dont forget the muddy roadhog to shit on you
all of the defense heroes deserve buffs
every single one of them is outclassed by offense heroes
discuss
>>147545025
don't even bother you'll get reddited the fuck out around here
>>147545027
It was one of those matches where people would keep switching when they die to try and find someone they could get easy kills with
>>147544852
>there is literally only one fan art of them.
i know but it sold me on it
>McCree with Reaper and Hanzo is far more popular.
quality over quantity. there's some mccree and hanzo porn, some of it with mccree fucking hanzo in his cuntboy pussy, that doesn't mean it's better.
Q TIMES TAKE LONGER THAN THE ACTUAL MATCHES
NICE DEAD GAME
>>147545041
>implying that does not make it more hot
> first furious Alt F4 ever today
It was strangely...satisfying. Like a balloon you pierce.
>>147545107
Junkrat and Widowmaker
PLEASE
FOR
THE
LOVE
OF
GOD
SHOOT
REINHARDTS
SHIELD
YOU
FUCK
>Seagull wins by rolling with a 3 Zarya team
>As they're capping last, two D.Vas and two Tracers attempt to contest
GREAT. FUCKING. GAME. BLIZZARD.
>>147545107
I disagree, but won't provide any evidence to back up my claims as is customary
>>147544804
i wasn't saying it did, i mostly just have a problem with the lack of solid answers against him. he's the king of close range and there's no real way to answer him other than avoiding confrontation or making him run away.
you can't even chase him down because he can just go behind a corner, turn around, and blast you twice before you realize what's going on. i've even done this when i have like 20 health
>>147545123
McCree and Zarya have zero interaction. Hell, Zarya wasn't even in Overwatch. It's a retarded ship. McCree with Mercy makes more sense
>>147545221
I'd love to it if t weren't for the torj and bastion shield behind him.
If you do this on that little room in Vosakaya, go fuck yourself.
>>147544963
>scavenger dva on my team
>0 environmental eliminations
>can't charge ult in under 5 minutes
>doesn't save e when it's nearly time for Reaper or Pharah to flank and ult
>Devil mercy on my team
>bargain bin healslut
>tries to fight reaper instead of flying to me and standing behind my shield
>doesn't swap away from m2 even though I'm at half health
>single man ults when we have plenty of time to let them walk back
>>147544935
>>147544998
>>147545076
https://twitter.com/shayedow
>this
>a stacy
>>147545221
Why tho? Everybody on the other team will just run in front of it and die, or at least that's what happens when I play him
>>147545107
Yep, the Widowmaker nerfs were unduly given
Pharah nerf when?
>>147545308
she's kinda cute
>>147545107
Fuck off. Like half of the defensive characters are cancer. Do you want to make this game even more shit?
>5 games
>2 afks
>2 trolls
how are your games today owg?
>>147545236
Hero stackers deserve to be lined up and shot
>>147545365
he blocks the view.
>>147544685
>>147544852
It's bullshit fellas I tell you what
McCree should only ever be shipped with me to be quite fucking honest with you family member
Actual OTPs
76 x Mercy
Lucio x Dva
Me x Jesse McCree
Tracer x Winston
>>147545107
>drop shield as winston
>it gets blown through in a second as if it wasn't there
>>147545221
> people never shoot Reinhardt's shield
> people keep shooting Zarya's shield
>>147545270
>McCree with Mercy
you might be onto something here
>want to damage boost 76
>need to keep yellow beam on reinhardt or he'll literally drop dead due to stupidity
just hold m2 for the love of jesus
>>147545221
>Play Zenyatta on Anubisattack
>Team gets to the gate and scatters except for me and Rein
>Ok, whatever, just throw harmony on the tank and help my team plink down the enemy rein's shield
>Am the only one shooting the shield while my team is trying to "le ebin flank POTG" and bastion is chewing them up
>sigh as i see 4 skulls on the screen and accept my death when Bastion turns on me
>>147545404
level 25 yet, champ?
>a hero that has an ult that stops all the enemy team from using abilities including ults for 5 seconds.
Yes or now?
>>147543712
>You won't get rid off me that easy
>>147545296
sauce
>>147545398
jaw too man
>>147545057
There's actual history and redemption and relationship growth there
Mercy x Pharah is literally "they both fly"
>>147545419
>>Hero stackers deserve to be lined up and shot
it's part of the game
for fucks sake it's one of the selling points on the product page
>>147544740
I feel bad since I've fapped to her...
>>147545107
I wish junkrat was more like tf2 demoman. He has the spam but not anything that requires skill.
>>147545221
Does Symmetra's balls do any damage to the shield or do they just go right through?
Roadhog is the most fun to play hero in this entire game.
>>147545398
What would you even nerf?
>>147545437
>Zarya at 1 fucking health
>whole team stops shooting her for 3 seconds for fear of charging her
JUST
FOCUS
THROUGH
IT
>>147545510
>Stalls out the enemy team during the OT teamfight
Jesus fuck no. Especially with no hero limits per team, just stack them for infinite stalling.
Is the new Weekly Brawl up yet?
>>147545597
both
does symmetra orb damage reinhardt shield?
>>147543051
Yep. That's me. Clunkbot#1330
>>147545597
I think they damage it and keep going, never played Rein against a Symmetra though
>>147545572
Soldier is too old for Mercy. He has to be 50 by now and he is balding. You people are disgusting.
>>147545595
there's a lot of skill involved in throwing around explosives and not killing yourself
>>147545426
hanzo PLEASE go to bed
>>147544672
I wouldn't care if they made the cooldown for his invulnerability longer.
>>147545493
Level 40. Also fuck off torb shitter. You're own team doesn't even like you.
>>147544935
Beyond better than your bitch ass.
All Hog legendaries are great.
Which one to buy?
Justice rain is a free potg every time and should be nerfed back to the stone age
>>147545667
>Women have never dated older men
>>147545630
>that has an ult.
lrn2read. You can't switch and do this.
>>147545602
Her splash damage.
>>147545776
pig pen or stitched
>>147545598
If only they fixed his shitty bughooks. I'm boiling with rage whenever I hook on Tracer/Genji/Lucio and they get pulled through me
>>147545597
Shield blocks it, don't listen to these shitters.
It might seem like you're taking damage because 20 tick/other turrets/ someone shooting you while you turn like a dumbfuck to find turret
>>147545652
Orb damages shield and him. That's why it's fantastic to spam on him, even if you miss the shield still takes a decent chunk of damage.
Fresh Dva.
>just lost with a 3 stack against seagull's 3 stack
nice matchmaking you have there blizzard. shadder, seagull and shayed played like absolute passive cunts jesus christ
fuck you people who think he is good
>>147545753
go donate to seagull some more faggot
Does seagull use spacebar to spam jump like a retard on genji or some other button? Spamming spacebar is kinda annoying.
>>147545667
age isn't really that big of a factor when you're out of high school
>>147545835
i'm waiting for the time i'm pulled onto roadhog's head and i get to jump onto a high ground ledge.
>>147545572
>Mercy x Pharah is literally "they both fly"
not really, it comes from them complimenting each other so good in the game. But i'm sorry if your headcanon is ruinedfaggot
>>147545778
>Justice rain doesn't get dropped before the voiceline is finished
How's cardboard league working out for you
>>147545667
Mercy is almost 40. An age gap that small means nothing to a woman that age.
>>147545696
He's mine and he always will be!
>>147545803
Soldier is ugly and losing his hair fast, not a silver fox. He is also not rich so literally no reason why Mercy would fall for him.
HAHAHHA GUYS LETS GO FUCKING TORBJÖRN ON KOTH AND NOT ONLY THAT LETS PUT THE TURRET ON A SPOT WHERE IT DOESNT EVEN FACE THE OBJECTIVE XDDD LMAO BOY I SURE DO BELONG IN COMPETITIVE MODE
>>147545813
>It's impossible to have a 6 hero team from the start and have you all build ult
The kind of counterbalance you would need to keep people from abusing the shit outta that would make the character useless.
>Zarya barriers reinhardt with his shield up
>Shoot edges of reinhardt shield
>She still generates charge
Just another reason why this hero is fucking cancer :D
>>147545875
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>>147545667
Most men nowadays start balding at like 23.
Who can best counter Bastion's tank ultimate?
>>147545950
So, good chemistry in battle and literally nothing else
Shit, you could say that about anybody and Mercy, she's a healer. 76 and Mercy pocketing him is scary.
It is your headcannon that is shit
>>147546117
SAKE
>>147545667
>>147545967
well, 76's age isn't known.
we only assume he was 20 when they started overwatch, but he could have been mid thirties or nearly forty for all we know.
How would you nerf Lucio?
>>147545982
6 hero team from the start in pro overwatch never work.
>>147546119
lmao I am 25 and I still have a head full of hair.
>>147545861
why don't you stream if you're best pharah in the world?
>>147546135
roadhog can pull him out of it I think
>>147545968
>Soldier is ugly
wow anon you are just full of wrong opinions today
>>147546154
Reduce the range of his healing/speed buff from 30m to 25m
People can't walk into his ult's radius and get its effect after it fires anymore.
>>147546154
he doesnt need one
we need at least one support that isnt shit
>>147545820
The damage that's shit unless it lands within a foot of you?
>>147545968
>Have a history together
>Chicks dig battle scares
>Pretty hot under the mask tbqh famalabama
Also, I just had to solve 8 captcha puzzles, stop jewing me to buy your 4chan pass moot holy shit
>>147546140
He's 76. What do you think the number means?
>>147545971
I played one in Lijang Tower and the enemy was too dumb to kill his turret as it was on the second floor.
>>147546135running awayis pretty good
>>147544963
Woah not him and he has shit taste but b.va is great.
I have a thing for bee themed mecha though.
tfw you land your charge on a tracer mid blink
>>147546135
D.Va and team
>>147546154
alt fire only knocks back when E is active
both teams on KotH starts the game with a speed boost that doesn't stack with lucios
>>147546135
genji
I feel so terrible when I kill a mercy ;(
>roadhog waddling up to you
>consussion mine him off a cliff
>hooks me mid flight
>we both go down to our deaths
sasuga, Streetpig
>>147545296
the hell is going on with her
>>147546135
Reinhardt's ultimate stuns him still.
Genji can deflect the shells he fires.
D.Va can defense matrix them.
>>147544461
S76 + Mercy + Pharah
>>147546330
GOOD. You shouldn't kill her you shits
>>147546140
If he is young and looks like that is even worse lol
>>147546261
You must have low standards.
>tfw you see a tracer single handedly push the shit of the entire opposing team in
o-ok
>>147546265
>Was in a military program to make generic call of duty super soldiers
>"Hmm, what could this number mean"
Do you guys think 1-2 years from now every team will still require a lucio and a mercy? I don't think they can make supports that compete with them.
>>147546330
I feel great
>>147545057
>Pharah is a glorified security guard with rockets to kill/horribly maim people to 'protect' what she's hired to protect
>Implying Mercy would want a relationship with her
>>147545861
What is your reasoning for the belief that premades give some sort of unfair advantage?
>mfw i kill genji as a bastion
>>147546330
t. cuckold
>>147546265
Nothing, that's why he has it, to remain anonymous
You would have to be pretty retarded to think he's not around the same age of Reinhardt and Torbjorn when they all were apart of the original strike force
>>147545971
>SUDDEN DEATH
>Get ready to defend!
>team picks 2 torbs and a bastion
>Bastion can't hit the flying things
>pharah has a field day
>Tell them pharah counters turrets, not the other way around
>no one switches
WHY WON'T YOU FUCKS HERO SWAP
DO YOU GET SO FUCKING BUTTFLUSTERED THAT SOMEONE ON YOUR TEAM DOESN'T WANT YOU TO ACT LIKE AN IDIOT THAT YOU HAVE TO GO FULL RETARD TO SPITE THEM
HOLY FUCK
>>147545971
torb is great on nepal and lijiang, they each have fairly open areas with good view of the point. if he gets a level 3 turret the point is pretty much yours
>>147546416
ABERATION
>play poo-in-loo on King's row defense
>by the time I get my teleporter charged point A has already been taken
>No one fucking contested the point
>leave game
The enemy team had way too much momentum. I wasn't going to struggle the entire time just to lose at the end.
>>147546135
Reinhardt, you can shield most of the damage
>>147546135
zarya w/ barrier and mid-high energy
How can you niggers even take this shipping shit the slightest bit seriously?
>>147545835
>play mercy
>get pulled in by roadhog
>get horny thinking about what he will do to me
>>147546419
I always protect my waifu with my laifu when she's on my team
>win 10 games in a row
>gain 2 ranks
>proceed to lose 2 games
>lose all my progress
Who is in charge of ranked and how can I find him? :^)
>>147544996
I'm pretty sure I lost a rank, but given how often I lose ranks from quitters or dc's it's hard to keep track. A loss is a loss
>>147545019
>Hanzo and Bastion main
I think that's a true story
>>147546571
t. BTFO pharahfag
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>>147543832
Isn't Envy owned by the CSGO gambling site that got exposed last week?
>Want to play a lot of Mercy, she's fun and easy enough
>Checked my stats, she's 10 hours ahead of my second played hero (76 at 3 hours)
>Don't want my Bnet friends to judge me
what do? succumb to healslut or play manly 76 for another 10 hours?
>>147546661
/lolg/ has always had two threads you newfag
5 MINUTE Q ----> SOMEONE LEAVES -----> 5 MINUTE Q -------> SOMEONE LEAVES
>finally start landing LMB's with McREE consistently
>suddenly have an absolute 100% day
>can't land SHIT
>not only as McCree but also as Soldier or Tracer or fucking Zarya
>Drop 4% avg accuracy on Soldier and McCree
>As McCree perform at 24% accuracy to my 42% average
What in the ass is going on.
>>147546420
>Low standards
Just because I fucked your mom's husband doesn't mean I have low standards
>>147546610
>win 2 games
>get 2 ranks
>stop playing while I'm ahead
>never play ranked again
>sit at 56 forever
>>147546712
If you want a Reaper skin, get Mariachi. It's his best looking skin and he isn't comically edgy.
Reminder to take a break every so often, and remove yourself from bad situations.
This game makes people insane.
>>147543816
>the very first skin I got was the noose for mcree
I think this means something
>>147545520
Constraint Copulation
>>147546659
Sup
>>147546778
>being this mad
>>147545860
>sweat on top of dva
>IS THIS EZ MODE???
Do you guys think McCree banged Pharah's mom?
>>147546659
>Numbani
>use my shift to jump onto point
>hit q
>kill myself and 3 others
>POTG
>everyone watches as Pharah literally fucking stares at me and misses two shots
>my whole team laffin on mic
I felt so much better than I should've.
>Seagull "best genji in the world" doesn't get to play genji in his own stack
>Shadderd carrying his team
lmao
>>147546330
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to prevent her from rezzing her entire team after you worked so hard killing them.
>>147546384
>the enemy Roadhog is your team Junkrat's natural enemy
>solution: distract the enemy Roadhog with the rat
>when he goes down at least he'll hurt him a little
Winston's bubble needs a reduction in cooldown, like 3-4 seconds.
>>147546786
>he isn't comically edgy.
>getting rid of the best part about reaper
>>147546387
Typical stupid ahegao bullshit.
>>147546516
The world could always use more threesomes
makes me wonder why 30,000 people would rather watch a guy play a game then play themselves
>>147546818
Only use for his noose spray.
>>147546786
Don't really like it, his current edginess is a good amount; I don't really want to pile more memery on top of it.
>>147546897
Shedder is just another xd genji main
Go look at his play time
>>147546829
>monsters
into the trash it goes
>>147546962
What he needs is a damage boost
>>147546330
One of the best feelings in the game desu.
>>147546876
Nah
>>147546746
>48 hours as Lucio
>next is Junkrat with 4 hours
Get on my level
I literally do not work well with other healers, I will try to outshine you
Big green numbers get my dick hard since Neverwinter nights, be the best cockfluffer in town and know your role
>>147546962
It's fine you literal neanderthal.
Just don't stay out in the open 24/7, no reason for you to be roaming since you have no answer for pokes except by meeting them head on.
>>147547060
That's what you get when you ask for source
>>147545618
This so much. Most of my deaths with her now are when I was outnumbered and they just kept shooting, easily focusing after the shield goes away.
>Rein and Z holding a position together
>Zarya walks past shield to charge from enemy fire
>Reinhardt walks forward and cucks you out of the charge
>sit there with 0 charge killing no one
>Reinhardt charges a group of enemies
>Barrier's on you, go
>he immediately puts his shield up and backpedals
I want to git gud with Tracer. Any protips?
>"Winston, when are you going to switch out that featherduster of a gun?"
GOD
DAMN
THIS
DWARF
IS
THE
BEST
>>147546876
what is it with edgelords and the pose?
>>147547161
I thought her e absorbed whatever damage his shield would take instead.
Did they change that the same time they made it so mercy can't charge off his shield?
>>147544796
>kill 5
>die
>whole team wiped during respawn
>>147547256
Don't die
>300 wins for a single golden weapon
isn't this a bit ridiculous? wer're talking about like 200 hours playtime here
Fresh oc lads
>>147547265
https://youtu.be/VL-s7olHT50
>>147546962
>>147547092
>Winston needs a buff
>>147546237
Nope he just pulls the tank and stuns him. Rein can charge him out of it tho
>>147547092
That too.
>support
>literally 4 meters from winning game, 3 minutes to go
>a pharah is standing on abuilding shooting rockets down at us
>die over and over to her again because literally no one tries to kill her
>>147547397
good post
>>147544445
t. 7 minutes Zenyatta pro
>>147547467
ah I knew someone could, nice to know
>>147547397
>the torb running in the back
bretty gud
>>147547332
>death blossom for a triple
>get rocketed by 76
>payload doesn't move an inch while I'm dead
>>147547309
It makes you look cool. Try it next time you're in a big photo.
>>147546853
Don't mind him. He's just supermad that people don't like his OTP headcanon garbage
FUCK
fuck roadhog and faggots who play him
can't wait for the nerf i'm mad as fuck
>>147546610
I doubt they'll fix it, the most you can do now is warn your friends about how retarded and frustrating the game is, even outside of competitive
>>147547463
He cant outdamage Soldier 76's healing bubble
>>147547397
Born doesn't rhyme with björn
>>147547705
Didn't even get the wildberry poptart color for Zarya.
What a fuckin shame.
When is this getting fixed? The game has been out for ages now.
>>147547706
ima one man abokalips :D
>>147547705
I've opened both cybergoth and industrial.
I've grown to like them more than her st00pid g0ggles skin
>200+ ping all day
WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
GOING
ON
MY CONNECTION WORKS PERFECTLY FUCKING WELL
I DIAGNOSED AND CHECKED IT LIKE 50 TIMES ALREADY
WHAT IS THIS SHIT
>>147547127
Pharahs mom banged Pharah? Isn't that taboo though
>>147547706
*hooks u from across teh map*
nothin... personnel... kid...
*shoots and melees you*
heh... easy...
>>147547323
Nah, I just played her and your shield still stacks on top of his, 50 charge still isn't enough to shower the enemy team in Vodka though
>>147547463
he does, he's by far the weakest tank
the only thing he's good for is killing widow
Mommy issues!
Mercy cute/lewd Google folder Anon are you here?
>>147547840
>d.va
Mercy is old
>>147547885
Why is Mercy so devious?
>>147547705
would you look at that
>>147547838
His barrier is still an easy way to get 50 charge.
Giant ass rectangle takes a lot of shots.
Good reapers dont actually get the respect they deserve
>>147547765
Leaver exp? hopefully tomorrow.
>>147546772
>genji clicks with me
>getting shuriken headshots at almost any angle and distance
>destroy people
>earlier today had a match where i averaged 11% accuracy with no enemy rein or winston
>the only time i got dragonblade out i got stuck in a fucking forklift and died like a whore
this is when you take a long break.
>>147547840
>Buffing the undisputed god of KOTH
Reaper is barely holding him back as it is in pro play, a buff could push him into double on each side every game
Also D.va exists.
>>147546987
that actually happens in real life, maybe not that exaggerated
sorry you're such a virgin
>>147547379
u get points at the end of the season. they said top players are basically guaranteed a gun.
>>147547724
join the fucking club. Nobody can outdamage the retard circle.
how is this matchmaking fair ?
>>147547915
I sure am
How to win games without Mercy??????
>>147547990
Yeah, but when he cucks you out of the 50 charge for your personal shield you're just sitting there for 12 seconds feeling sad
>change
>CHANGE
>REPORT TROLL CHANGE CHANGE YOUR HERO CHANGE
>followed by 10 min of talking shit
league cancer spreads like wildfire
>>147547987
I don't blame her
>>147547991
Reaper is king of DPS in competitive leagues if that counts for something.
>>147546387
she was defeated by the dick
How do we make Mei better?
>>147548128
Use Lucio?
>>147547987
Yeah haha, so devious.
>>147548161
so how many lootboxes have you guys purchased so far?
>Every hero must have strength and weaknesses
>Switching heroes is a signature part of the game
>OH lol, except soldier 76, he's good at fucking everything and has no counter
Epic. Le "jack of all trades" man. Flashbacks of lucian.
>alright here we go here we go
>lucio ult, nice
>this is where we push through
>why is nothing happening?
>half our team is chasing a genji at the other end of the world
>>147547991
>50% kill participation
>the Mercy gets votes for doing nothing all game
>>147548023
> maybe not that exaggerated
So basically you valid my point before insulting me.
Fuck off now.
Every support character in this game loves dick, no question
>>147545689
I find him similar to Zarya. Punish rushers and is at his best when you spam your skills.
>>147548286
Call of duty man claims another.
>>147548216
>D.va dead
good riddance
>>147548326
you called it bullshit
>>147548292
>defending payload
>rein and mercy are chasing Mei to the other end of the map
>>147548216
Mercy did nothing wrong Gundams are awesome
>>147548145
ikr
>>147548286
>LoLshitter complaining about the only offense hero that isn't cancer
you main Genji, I take?
>>147548068
God I fucking love tumblr
>>147548068
What's your throwaway email pal
>>147545426McCree + Hanzo
So... for some reason people can't read what i say anymore in all chats except private chat ("whisper").
Did Blizzard mute me or is this a bug? Is it normal you don't get any warning or even notification? I have no idea what's going or why i got this.
Anyone experience with this? How long will it last? Hours? Months? Forever?
It's annoying and makes no sense. I can talk to people privately but I can't talk in group chat with people I have in my FRIEND list.
>>147547796
DDOS
>>147548234
I get the feeling Reinhardt would actually kill anything he fucked for the sheer size of his mighty dick
>>147548652
>>147548652
DELET THIS!
>that moment when you know after the first minute of the game that this is your forced 50 game
I don't even try after this.
>>147548616Pharmercy
>>147548652
>Cowgirl
>Imp mercy
>Nipples
>Lip biting
>Tongue
THIS
IS
TOO
LEWD
>>147548216
>D.VA dead
>lucio dead
>pharah into mecha pharah
sounds like best end to me
>>147543830
The inevitable nerf for Soldier 76 is going to be sad when it finally comes
Dad don't deserve it, but he gonna get one
>>147548379
Could his stand beat [No more Monkey Business]?
i got this game and it wont even run on my shitty pc flm
>win game
>get the smallest of increase in rank because someone disconnected then came back.
blizz are you fucking kidding me right now
>>147548061
it isnt
Best maps and modes to play Reaperin competitive?Can he work on defense or should you only pick him as an offensive hero?
give me tips you edgelords, this guy is actually kinda fun
>>147548818
>>147544742
not as much a necromancer as a character who deploys small omnics to do specific jobs like recon or homing in on shields ad sapping them
>>147548857
>When you're farming 300 wins for a golden weapon for a hero that will prob get nerfed soon
>>147548857
>76 nerfs
No
Bad 76s are already a detriment to the team
I'd rather have a bad hanzo than a bad 76
A nerfed 76 would be complete garbage in the hands of a shitter.
>>147548818
STOP TRIGGERING ME
>>147548649
Anyone any experience with this?
>WIN 5V6
>GET ALMOST NO POINTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>147548652
When does it look like we're getting an update?
>People keep talking about Mercy needs a nerf
>I main Mercy and while I have fun with her, she's impossible to play against an enemy team that actually knows what they're doing or even just has a Genji/Reaper that likes to bully
Why tho?
>>147549024
>I sit on tumblr all day looking things to bring back to my le epic sekrit klub
>>147548996
>>147548857
What would they even nerf? no one thing he does stands out as op
>>147549017
>Bad 76s
It's not possible to be bad at 76.
>>147549045
>>147549024
how come artists who get messages about how some harmless joke is pedophilia or transphobia always remove it instead of saying "no it isn't you oversensitive dip"
>>147548281
none, also only bought the standard edition
the only skin i like is that junker one dva has and i don't even use her
>>147549151I found it on Reddit
>>147549143
Her ultimate needs a cast or slower charge.
>>147548991
please respond
I tried listening to linkin park and evanescence songs but they didn't tell me anything
>competitive comes out
>quick play is now 6 of hero X versus 6 of hero Y
>>147548652
This is pretty well animated to be honest.
>>147549184
you still need to aim with him
someone post that tumblr guide about OW heroes - fetish please
>>147548857
It is more that we need a hero that counters him.
Why the fuck can't they make Hanzo so that you can't just shoot someone in the toe and expect to do much. At least make those high damage bullshit shots take the effort to hit the head or torso to be useful.
>>147549017
76 is easy as fuck though. Statistically he has a 55% win rate overall in competitive with is majority shitters. His win rate on console is even higher.
>>147548857
>When Reddit finally nerfs Zarya
~*Here lies Zarya, Slayer of Shitters*~
>>147549184
It is; I have a 2:1 K/D as him
>>147546746
Just keep maining mercy and be the good little healslut for your team
>>147549261
No you dont.
>>147549193
You don't want to have callout blogs created about you, believe me.
>>147549175
Most likely they're going to nerf the number of bullets fired until spread starts, meaning the bursts will be shorter and therefore less damaging.
>>147547256
Play quake for 10 years.
>>147549184
>can't hit the pharah
>doesn't land half of their rockets
>uses e only after hiding in a corner and not using it during a teamfight
>only sprints after respawning and doesn't hit shift ever again
You might be attempting humor, but this is a serious problem.
>>147549143
Ult can't be interrupted and it's the fastest naturally generating ult in the game.
I'd be okay with her ult if it worked like Lucio's, maybe a bit faster but with enough delay that you can't just suicide charge into a 5-man rez. That, or make it take longer to charge.
Is there anything yuo can do against a widow as reaper? Very hard to reach them due to the teleport being so audible and if they're in a spot where you don't need to teleport to, your footsteps are still super loud. Not to mention that even if you do get close to her her rather small hitbox and grapple hook means it's easy for her to get away. Do I just switch characters if I'm up against a decent widow?
>>147549024
Kid walking in on sex is like sitcom level. Fucking softies on the net.
>>147548652
>>147547256
get ADD
>>147549367
>Presses R and wipes the enemy team by holding down left click
Yeah man, high skill cap.
>>147548652
I'm gonna need a source on this, senpai
>>147549284
>What is any close range hero
>What is ANY hero behind a Rein shield
Fucking what?
>>147549187
Are you straight from Leddit?
>>147544264
>people are paying to see those retarded proportions
>>147549187
did you try turning it off and on again?
Needs buffs and/or rework: Bastion, Zenyatta, Symmetra, Hanzo, DVa, McCree, Winston
Needs nerfs: Mercy['s ult].
Fine as is you fucking shitters: Genji, Junkrat, Tracer, Pharah
Remove from game: Mei, Widowmaker, Mei, Roadhog, Mei
Why the misconception that Bastion is easy to play? Sure, at low ranks he mops the floor because shitters don't know about countering him, but the higher you go the more difficult it becomes to even use him.
>>147548549
I don't even play genji and if you're denying that soldier is a bullshit hero then I must ask you to go back
>>147548216
I want to fuck sobbing Tracer until she stops crying
>>147549445
>Uses their ult and immediately gets killed because they run out into the open with their glowing face
>Actually using an ultimate as a reason why someone can't be as a character
reminder you can't be bad at any hero because you can just ult
Halp. For some reason people can't read what i say anymore in all chats except private chat ("whisper"). Did Blizzard mute me or is this a bug? Is it normal you don't get any warning or even notification? I have no idea what's going or why i got this.
Anyone an idea? If they muted, how long does it usually last?
>>147549024
It's not like they forced her to watch them fuck.
THAT would be pedo as fuck.
>>147549193
Because there are people who will go out of their way to ruin a person's online and offline life if they piss them off. It's usually not worth it even if nothing serious ever comes from it.
>>147549229
He works well on defense since double tank is pretty common on attack, and since the payload is heading your way they actually walk into your ideal death blossom position.
Reaper is like another 76, fine almost every situation.
He's only about as hard countered as junkrat is, except it's a bit easier to harass pharah as him.
You have a built in hook/charge dodger, so you can go toe to toe with tanks in every situation.
He really shines in Koth, where you don't need to walk through 50m of open space before reaching a fight.
>>147549537
>It loops
God damn, I suck at this game.
I'm level 114, and I'm still shit.
I will never be any good at this game or any other.
Or anything else in life, for that matter.
>Try my hardest to aim. Can't hit shit.
>Always get mowed down immediately, no matter what character I play.
>When I move with the group, I don't feel like I'm contributing.
>When I move alone to flank, I don't have the skills necessary to get anything done.
>When I play tank, nobody else seems to push with me to capture the point.
>The only support I can play is Lucio, and when I do the opposing team singles me out. (Which I don't blame them.)
>Always get caught by surprise Bastions. By the time I switch heroes to counter, they've either switched back or repositioned.
>When I play an attack Hero, I hide behind cover and take potshots like everyone else, but no one else plays Tank or Support.
>Have two groups of friends that play, I can't play with one because they're a bunch of "mlg wannabe tryhard" MOBAbies that scream at one another the whole time.
>The other are all just as shitty as me, but every time we play, it's just a game of seeing how many matches we can lose before we give up.
>I cannot stand "bantz" or the mindset brought on by multiplayer gaming subculture.
I guess I'm done with this game. I've stuck to it, this long, but it's just not enjoyable anymore.
>>147549637
the game would be lacking in constant midrange dps if he wouldn't exist
the game needs soldier
>>147549610
SO IF I ATTACK ON SUDDEN DEATH AND CAP THE FIRST PAYLOAD POINT I WIN ?
>>147549660
Yes anon, you'll definitely make a girl you're raping stop crying if you rape her harder.
>>147549712
the game also needs somebody to fight flankers but they nerfed mccree into near uselessness
>>147549772
YES, JOHN
>>147549537
>girls carries on after you cum
worst feel
>>147549772
Correct.
>>147549573
Not only mic, they can't read what I type either, only when "whispering".
>>147549467
>What is any close range hero
Shitter please, just press Sprint until you are not in close range.
>What is ANY hero behind a Rein shield
S76?
why does reddit have to ruin all the memes? why can't they just meme in moderation
>>147549712
>the game would be worse if soldier wasn't in it
that's why literally no one has suggested removing him, just that he is too strong currently?
>>147549793
He said fuck not rape
>>147549793
I know, thanks. Pretty sure it wouldn't be rape though
>>147549808
>>147549670
You get an email if you're being silenced
>>147549712
Its true, who else is gonna kill the Phara scum?
A stealth hero would be good for this games balance as long as they had a decent counter.
>>147549808
>>147549840
because people here can't meme in moderation so it spreads to other places that can't meme in moderation
things only just gets worse as time goes on
>>147548652
that's literally not how ejaculations work
>>147549840
knowing that they'll get ebin upboats encourages people to parrot memes until they die
>tfw its finally happening to the other team instead of mine
>>147549824
>>147549836
FUCK YES
>>147549537
Well that piece cost like $180 I believe
>>147549684
The best thing to do is ignore those messages.
>>147549930
>>147549712
bastion can take over for him :^)
>>147550021
Viva d.va!
>>147549808
Now everyone just plays Reaper! I'm sure glad Blizzard listens to horrible players when it comes to important things like balance!
>>147550042
>piece cost like $180
Just for SFM? That's crazy
>>147550021
Luckily that's quick play and you can play whatever you want for fun now!
>>147545598
My pigga
>>147550123
But it's actually good.
>>147550109
>I am physically unable to turn around before reaper is already shooting me in the back of the head
>>147550123
full pockets, full nutsack but no talent so buy it like furries spending 2k on their oc art
>>147549808
>still very strong
>still picked enough
>stops all flankers still
>near uselessness
owg is fucking pathetic as fuck, you guys are just as shit as talking about balance as reddit is
aww poor widdo babby, you have to hit left clicks now? awwww
>>147549537
>>147545598
Mein Hogbro!
>tagging people still counts as eliminations
>people arent focusing the d.va thats literally butter
>this happens
?
>>147550198
Yeah so? I'm just quite surprised at how much people pay just for animations
>>147550123
I've seen some versions with audio, idk if that's included in the $180.
Does anyone have that one Soldier x mercy image where they're cuddling and soldier says "Back in my day" and mercy replies to it with "shh, this is my favorite part?"
>Want to play with friends
>They only want to play ranked for some reason
>They're all about 20 ranks lower than me
>They expect me to play healer half the time
fuck that shit
>>147545598
Maybe if you are mentally disabled. Every Roadhog player deserves cancer.
He is also completely overpowered in every way there is, funny how people never complain about him. Immediately get gold medals when playing him. His retarded chain is so broken in everyway, it's funny You don't have to aim at all and it usually leads to certain death of your opponent. Then, you literally can fill 80% of your health every 10 seconds and it's so fast, you can do it MID-FIGHT.
>>147550276
People pay a lot of money for smut even if its literally copy and paste crap like sfm
Reaper is the most overpowered champ. Please nerf.
>soldierxmercy breeders
ugh disgusting
>>147550206
>Never implied that I have trouble with Reaper
I'm just sick of the people who play him.
>>147550274
The Dva is good if one of those gold medals is in Damage Done.
>>147550364
Reaper and Roadhog, also Mei a little. It's funny how broken they are yet no one gives a shit.
And of course Tracer.
Why does Roadhog have the best voice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N9NRPhoTcQ
>>147548216
>Mercy was really evil all along
No Shit
>>147550042
so thats why blizzard is cracking down on them
>>147549339
you don't have ult um 24/7 you know
>>147548296
yeah well its like pulling teeth to get someone to play a tank or a support class. So they need votes in order to be happy with the boring play style.
>>147550443
I'd be way more impressed by a d.va with gold in healing
>>147550493
>use jap voices
>play with some hog that spams hook line and sinker voiceline
>constant HOOKU HOOKU JABBU spam
>>147550401
>ifunny.com
Selling point.
>>147550472
and Zarya and Mercy and Genji and Soldier and Reinhardt and Lucio
>>147550493
>Look there, silly girl. You won't stand a chance against that bot without your mecha. Now stay behind me and we might make it out in one piece.
>Here, huff this. Makes you strong, makes you sharp. Good stuff. Atta girl.
>>147549709
>he thinks being good at video games is important
how old are you? ask yourself over your life of all the competitive games you've ever played if being good at any of them ever mattered. most people into this e-sports stuff are usually under the age of 22 or so and don't know anything else yet, they've never been through the motions with games like quake/cs 1.6 or whatever to see that games come and go. everyone grows out of it.
that's not to say if getting good at a game isn't a bad thing, but only play if you find fun in it.
>>147549892
>>147549954
>roadhog dealing with reaper
good joke, maybe if reaper has no idea that the fat fuck is there and eats the full right click combo. he's slightly scary at best, and in most cases will just feed reaper ults even if he manages to kill him
>>147550245
>still picked enough
what the fuck are you talking about, he was in like 5-10% of competitive games since the nerf
he's essentially a worse version of 76 with a stun. he can't even kill genji without the stun wearing off, much less reaper
>>147550684
>roleplaying
*raises paw* are you interested in a little... duel partner...
>give our 76 with 22 kills 6 votes
>enemy 76 with 36 kills gets 1 vote
>>147549610
>being this buttflustered about mei
We all know who the real shitter is here
>>147550493
>that snoop dogg reference
it never appears in game, does it fampai
No character is horribly OP but almost every character has some obnoxious cheese moves at their disposal
This is a very annoying game
>double genji already full in effect
>people dont know how to counter it
thanks random streamerguy99
>Heroes Never Die... for a price
What price is that?
Does she mean it just takes a bit to work up the nanomachines to resurrect or is their a soul-price that must be paid for resurrection?
Did they nerf D.Va when they added competitive to consoles? Her damage was shit before but now its abysmal.
>tfw instant lock hanzo in competitive play no matter what
>people get mad
>mfw i report them
just a game rofl stop getting mad.
>>147550802
I'm pretty sure Zenyatta is neither.
>>147549610
whats wrong with mei
>>147550701
wow you fucking shitter go the fuck back to /r/eddit and stop talking about balance
>m-muh p-pro t-t-teams
>>147550701
he's not supposed to be able to kill reaper without the stun wearing off. He's a counter to highly mobile squishy characters, which reaper is not.
>>147550851
I think you need to pay her if you want her to suck your wang senpai
>>147550364
So we nerf Reaper and now every game is 5 tanks and a healer the game. Now what?
>>147550757
>Have 90% of the match on fire card
>Votes all go to enemy healer with 16% damage taken healed
fukken a
>>147550851
thats only the devil skin, fampai
>>147550802
>No character is horribly OP
roadhog is
>hooked
>die
>get hooked again
>spam Lshift for ability
>it doesnt go through ever
his literal counterplay is "dont get hooked" and even then you have to shit through 600hp in which he can hook you anyway
>>147550851
Your semen
>>147550870
Had a pretty good Hanzo today when he said he would swap if he wasn't getting any kills.
This was attack on route 66 and he was pretty cool too.
>>147550851
>>147550851
Only devil Mercy says that. Cause she is a devil
>>147550961
b-b-b-b-b-but he's literally a walking ult charge
>>147550493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3PnII6anwQ
Roadhog asmr/wishes you a happy birthday
>>147548616
No. Fuck off. McCree belongs to Zarya
>>147550968
>>147550930
look at these virgin beta crackers and their beta virgin fantasies lmao
>>147550757
The voting system is inherently flawed anyway.
It should be blind until the end and the person who got top votes gets legendary, 2nd place gets epic. Also, no voting for yourself. Small bonus xp for voting as a small encouragement.
I hope that we get evil mercy on april fools.
Disable all other skins and give her a black, evil looking one, and all her lines become reaper-esque.
Name one good thing about her features, she's literally made of plastic and has a face of a freak
NEW
>>147530478
>>147530478
>>147530478
>>147530478
Yeah, yeah a little early I know but might as well switch before this thread starts autosaging
>>147551016
Soldier 76 is an American, he's got Obamacare
>But he's on the run from the police!
Even American criminals have Obamacare
Am I asphaltoinking wrong? I can't seem to 1-shot Reapers when I hook and cook.
>>147551060
>Zarya asking someone to open a jar
pretty good
>>147551129
fag
>>147548068
Reminder that normies are literally retarded.
>Zen is never picked by pros, he's shit
>God bastion is so op nerfs when
>>147548616mchanzo is some good stuff tbqh, and a lot of the korean artists are putting out some insane stuff
>>147551129
>Little early
>520 posts
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>147551114
Her English is pretty good compared to the other chink and gook brothers.
>>147551114
So she's Korean?
>ennemy running two winstons two lucios
alt f4
At this rate this game is dead in two months.
>>147551129
>a little early
>nearly 125 posts early
>>147551129
>520 posts in
>little early
>>147551114
>one good thing
well, for starters, 1 is that she's perfect
>>147551084
The voting system is for fun you dingus
>>147551252
>>147551223
>>147551178
> implying I made that thread
Autosage isn't at 500? what's it at then
>>147550926
good argument pal
he's objectively worse than 76 in nearly every situation and will continue to be unless they nerf 76's accuracy, i only used competitive teams as an example
>>147550928
well reaper is a flanker, and "somebody that can kill flankers" is the origin of the argument
>>147551114
>Name one good thing about her features
she can speak proper english and memes all over you
>>147551114
she's korean, of course she's made of plastic you fucking idiot
>being anti-plastic in 2016
grow up
>>147551270
>Korean
Almost guaranteed that upwards of 75% of her beauty was crafted meticulously by a plastic surgeon.
>D.va encounters a frozen Roadhog/Winston
>>147550961
>"dont get hooked"
good luck with this games shitty hitboxes
>>147551296
Except its not. It is suppose to be a show of good "sportsmanship".
>>147551323
I didn't believe the summer meme before but jesus christ this is disgusting.
>>147551073
look at this beta cracker trying to be alpha
>>147551201
> people on /vg/ unironically think that because a character isn't used competitively that character shouldn't be used in ranked
Protip: That shit doesn't matter unless you are literally a top tier player, which your rank 50 indicates that you aren't
>>147551353
>wahh why isn't mccree ridiculously overpowered anymore and picked multiple times per match wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>147547984
She's in her prime
What are some god tier Phara players I can learn a thing or two from by watching their vids?
I watched Ster and he is good but nothing mindblowing. Obviously Seagull is a god but what annoys me in his clips is that he seems to constantly have a Mercy around healing and boosting him so it's not an accurate representation of how a regular Pharah player would perform
>>147551270
She is not perfect, if she was she wouldn't be a spoiled brat that plays video games all day while her parents tend to the rice paddies
>>147551041
The ASMR part of that title kills me
>>147551323
you have to go back
>>147551448
Only started browsing /vg/ since OW came out, but the autosages are different on other boards
>that godlike Widow/Genji/Hanzo will never be on your team
>your useless Widow/Genji/Hanzo will never be on the enemy team
>>147551436
Aka for fun
>>147551427
Why is D.va's damage so shit, even from close range?
>>147551353
The purpose of the stun grenade is to kill highly mobile squishies who are otherwise very difficult to hit. Reaper isn't, if he's in your range you should finish him off after the stun by aiming like any other class would.
>Phara
someone kill this fucking idiot before i do
>>147551427
>>D.va encounters a Roadhog/Winston
>DINK
>DINK
>DINK
>DINK
>DINK
>i am ready to initiate self-destruct sequence
Blizzard really missed a window w/ D.Va and the older heroes. She should be all over them talking about old school memes. "Reinhardt what up its that boi" "What?" "You know oh shit its dat boi" "oh that I was born in 2015 I don't recall any of it."
>>147551585
talespin is objectively the best
>>147551636
at close range she fucking shreds
her damage dropoff is really drastic though, so get real fucking close
>>147551060
POST MORE MCCREE X ZARYA
>>147551649
>>147551516
what are you even talking about at this point? did you just hop into this debate halfway through and assume i was complaining about how bad mccree is?
somebody said that they can't nerf soldier because he's the only solid source of midrange damage, but then i pointed out how they nerfed mccree even though he's the only solid answer to flankers
they then tried to argue that mccree is still good and i argued the opposite
>>147551748
Tumblr's that way, faggot
>>147551781
>at close range she fucking shreds
She really doesn't though, I play Lucio most games and solo Dva constantly because of how easy her damage is to self heal and how big her god damn crit box is.
>>147551748
i hope you are drunk or something, that wasnt funny at all
>>147551858
Her damage is gigantic, anon. But you have to be really close. Like, Reinhardt close.
>>147551781
>Getting close to reaper
>>147551669
>>147551858
she really does shred though, and you soloing dvas doesn't contradict this fact
again her dropoff is just really severe, outside of effectively melee range her damage halves
>>147551925
bullshit
>>147551925
>Like, Reinhardt close.
reinhardt deals reliable damage while doing 360 turns
d.va explodes
>>147551384
That surgeon was God. Or graced by the hand of God. Anyway he did a good job.
>>147551589
You say she's not perfect, then go on to describe why she's perfect.
>>147552056
its not, get good friend
>>147552060
i sense a shiiiiittterrrr
>>147551930
who suggested getting close to a tank shredder wtf are you smoking
>>147552182
40 mmr detected
>>147551748
>tfw you just got out of a game with dat boi
>>147552060
And now you know why D.va is shit.
>Ridiculous damage falloff
>defense matrix is just a small cone
>ult is easiest thing to avoid in the game
>crawl-speed while shooting
Forget golden weapons, all I want is this crown
>>147552182
>dva has insane damage for the 2 seconds she doesn't die
>>147552228
projecting is never cute
She has no tits and she has no ass, she's only high maintenance. She's a brat, and you've seriously got to be a huge pedophile if she turns you on. She's 19 but she acts like she's 12. Nothing, not one thing, is good about her. Not even in game.
>>147551858
for some reason lucio is really hard to kill as dva but he's one of the few exceptions
>>147552182
>>147552046
I wish she was actually good so these fucks playing DVA on my team weren't dead weight.
>lose first KotH round
>four people quit from my team
>2x6
>I ask if they want to help me get achievements
>I just farm achievements while waiting for the time to run out
AUDIO
MEDIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF8KWhyghgo
>>147552261
>Hats when?
ROLLAN
>>147546876
At what point in time was this supposed to have been taken? Pharrah's 32 and her mom is right there, in spite of the fact that tracer's only 27 and Genji/Mercy are only in their 30s.
also
>Winston's full legal name is just Winston
>in spite of his intelligence he has as much a name as a pet
truly suffering
>>147552292
see >>147552228
perhaps try not to zoom straight at enemies from the front? just a suggestion <3
>>147552391
there aren't that many good dvas in general because most play her like traditional tanks and get fucked, and all offense players main weeb shit like genji or their waifu tracer
so good dvas are pretty much the 0.001%
>>147552465
rollin
>when there's a D.Va on the enemy team
>>147552140
That's not a good thing, she probably wouldn't even fuck you she'd be too busy zerg rushing in Starcraft and if you try to tease her while she plays she'll throw a fit about how you are the worst person in the world and you made her lose, she'll then cry and lock herself in her room
>playing ranked with random shitters
>see Hanzo and Widow
>say"1 sniper pls"
>shitter standoff, we go into sudden death
>we're on attack
>see 2 reapers
>say"can one reaper change?"
>a reaper replies "can you suck my balls?"
mfw
what is it about having a good team comp that's so difficult to understand?
if they want to fuck around and choose their "mains" why don't they just fuck off to quick play?
>>147552465
>no mech option
rolling anyway I guess
>>147552346
shes made for younger audience and older men who enjoy meme spouting kids
do you really think little jimmy goes for mercy and widowmaker
>>147552392
Sound comfy.
>>147552469
The timeline's a mess, just don't think about it.
>>147552465
Rollius
>Mercy will never be evil because Blizzard is literally too shit tier at writing to ever intentionally have good foreshadowing
>The next lore SHOCKER won't be anything foreshadowed, but rather complete random out of nowhere bullshittery pulled out of their asses like every single fucking piece of lore in Warcraft for the past 10 years
it feels bad man
I see all these great theories and they won't ever be real because Blizzard is LITERALLY shit at storytelling. They have great foundations that clever fans can tell excellent stories with, but when left to their own devices to advance the story, they are fucking GARBAGE
>>147552346
>no tits
good, flabby melons are gross
>she acts like she's 12
so do most asian girls in that general range
>Nothing, not one thing, is good about her.
she's a filthy memer just like me
>>147552594
>no mech option
>roll 9 = Bastion w/a pink bow
>>147552581
cause they need to add reaper highlights to their overwatch montage
>you will never kiss Tracer
My MMR is55, how much of a shitter am i?
i literally regret nothing
Wow this game died really fast...
I want Mei to sit on my face after overtime in Route 66. Just imagining how sweaty and odorous her crotch would be from wearing all that heavy clothing there gets my dick for diamonds.
>>147552743
You're above average, congrats!
>>147552746
sadly I can't avoid people like you anymore
>>147552581
I have a friend who refuses to play anyone but Dva and wants to be competitive. Maybe blizzard could do away with that "you lack an X" thing, or the tips that never go away could be re-written as "hey you died to X, Y is pretty good against X, try that.".
>>147552630
>Starcraft 1 Jim Raynor: Don't I? I'll see you dead for this, Kerrigan! For Fenix, and all the others who got caught between you and your mad quest for power!
>Starcraft 2 Jim Raynor: I never gave up on you Sarah. Don't you give up on me!
>>147552346
she's still the only hero that gives me win percentage above 50 even in competitive
>>147552743
nobody knows because the ranked system is broken trash right now, if anybody disconnects for half a second you get like 5% exp
and if you lose a game you generally lose 75% of a rank
Let's take a look at ranked
>Lose rank from leavers
>No buff when players leave
>Gain very little rank when the enemy has a leaver
>No stopwatch
>Coinflip sudden death
>You can be matched with players 10 ranks below you
>Soloque is not separate from dynamic que
Fixes when?
>>147552495
>Y-You just don't know how to play her
>D.va is really good if your enemies are retards who can't shoot your giant critbox!
>Just play D.va like a shitty winston who can only kill non spacially aware monkeys
Waifufags kill me every time
>>147552346
>you've seriously got to be a huge pedophile if she turns you on
>She's 19
>>147552743
You're literally a slightly above average player.
>>147552651
he's a cyborg, totally different
>>147552743
literally so fucking average you should go back to twitch dot tv and watch your favorite pros
>>147546876
Widowmaker is Pharah's mom?
>>147552465
GIMMIE 4
>>147552743
50 is average
that's how it works, right? I haven't played comp, but dont ranks go from 0 to 100
>Characters I like the most I'm not really good at or I don't enjoy playing them
>Characters I'm good at or enjoy playing I don't like a whole hell of a lot
I mean I guess I've got Lucio? Lucio's alright on both.
>>147552835
It's because you only played her once or twice and somehow won
>>147552346
>no tits
lies.
>>147552465
Gotta roll.
What are the MMR bracket tiers boys?
I'm49
>>147552841
it seems you've replied to the wrong person, those quotes don't belong to me
feel free to try again though, maybe in a funnier fashion~ :)
>>147552937
widowmaker was never part of overwatch, even as amelie she was just a housewife
>>147552834
I actually met a Blizzard developer once. He was the brother of my chem teacher back in high school. And something he said when chatting with us has ALWAYS stuck in my mind.
He said how often they suddenly have these 'really cool' story ideas 'out of nowhere' and they'll just run with it, unless there's direct lore conflicting with it that someone brings up IN THAT MEETING.
And it's just... man. That's so shitter tier. They really need a better writing team.
>>147552465
I'm ready
>>147552630
Meh. It's like TF2 to me, the story is a fun little icing on the cake but I don't expect anything amazing from it.
They ought to just make a movie desu.
>>147552937
That's not widow, widow was the wife of some executive who wasn't associated with the team at all. Her sniping abilities came from brainwashing, she never touched a gun prior to becoming the blueberry.
>>147552850
daily reminder that there is nothing wrong with being sexually aroused by women who can bare children
>>147552958
she's by far my most played and I didn't even want to be a dva main
I'm slowly learning2zarya but I'm still not as good with her
>game lets you rejoin but still gimps the xp
wut
>>147552581
t. someone who picked genji
>>147553018
>He was the brother of my chem teacher back in high school
>>147553018
>brainstorming and running with ideas is "shitter tier"
these are the people you're posting with anons
>>147552346
She's 19.
Checkmate Atheists.
>>147551323
if you don't know, why wouldn't you lurk around and find out for yourself? jesus fucking christ, teach yourself, faggot
>>147552346
D.Va is love!
>>147552581
>Can one reaper change
>"Can you suck my balls"
Alpha as fuck. Bet he carried your ass.
>>147545662
It's not working Senpai
I must have sent you ten requestsGive throwaway email please
>wahh i have high mmr and you other shitters DONT
>b-but i can't play dva
EL OH EL
>>147552850
>>147553187
Is she half your age plus seven?
>>147553076
>some executive who wasn't associated with the team at all
-as in she wasn't associated with the team; her husband was. Really poorly worded.
>>147552968
that lower leg proportion, holy shit
>>147553298
She's bayonetta.
>>147553295
Explain this shitpost to me.
daily reminder that there is something seriously wrong if you're sexually aroused by the thought of creating more children
breeders are so fucking selfish
>>147553347
>he's never heard that expression before
>people in ranked make fun of me for having a star and no life
At least I'm better than them at video games
>Mfw someone uses the word "toxicity" ingame
>>147553268
post your winrate with her in comp then
she isnt good and there is noone who can prove otherwise
>>147553298
I think that's a depth thing, but I could be wrong.
>>147552834
>>147553143
>retconning MAJOR plot points is fine if you brainstorm for 5 minutes
these are the people you're posting with anons
>>147553419
>How to identify a leaguebab
>>147553413
Thats just sad desu
>>147552850
she's 19 in the same way all those loli characters in japanese games are suddenly 19 when they're localised for the west
do i get golden mcree pistol or golden mercy guns?
>>147553347
Nah, Reaper's the only one with the legs and guns for the job
>Bayonetta Reaper skin when
>>147553413
It's a catch 22.
If you've played 13 seconds less than me you're a worthless nub.
If you've played 13 seconds more than me you have no life.
>buy the game
>pick reinhardt
>have no idea what i'm doing
>torbjornhe tells me to hang by his turret
>think this is what i'm supposed to do so i stay by and protect his turret
>at the end of the game someone else spergs out at him saying the tank is not supposed to be his butt buddy
o-oh
>>147553461
sounds like you're personally triggered unemployed writerfag
>>147552581
>complaining about two reapers
why
there's literally nothing wrong with that
>>147553539
Just kill yourself, you'll never be good at this game
>>147553567
LE TRIGGERED XD
thanks for letting me know i don't have to waste my time with you.
>>147553539
you need to watch hero quick guides on youtube. At least that is what I did to get quickly up to speed on the fundamentals to play each character.
>>147553295
Yes
>>147553413
>You new here? You only worked for a whole week? Now listen here new guy ..
>What you worked here for over 5 years? Damn you have no perspectives in life ..
kek
>>147553539
I wanna hug you ;_;
>>147552630
>can see people souls
>never ages
>did something to make reaper
>made genji
>caused overwatch to shut down in the first place
EVIL
E V I L
when will they rebuff mccree? genji and tracer are way too strong now.
do they actually test things before they do them?
>>147553457
It's not, your heel should always touch your butt when you take that pose. If she stuck her foot farther ahead, it'd be in front of her hips, not further offset from them.
>>147553626
>LE
>XD
holy shit you really do think your opinion is valuable
>Healer I used to play with said she got diagnosed with cancer and it doesn't look good
>Hasn't been online in 2 weeks
>>147553478
have you seen a loli character ever?
>>147553479
>already 300 points
wtf man
>>147553608
i bought it to have fun not be a pro
Why does OverBuff list Lucio as good against Winston?
I think he's the absolute hardest character to face as Lucio, he just jumps on you and his auto-aim gun follows you regardless of where you start wall riding or whatever, plus his shield stops you knocking him back as easily.
>get 4 gold medals 4 games in a row
>get 2 gold medals in healing and objective time each the next 2 games
>lose all 6 games
>all 6 games are complete stomps
what am i doing wrong
>>147553710
Overwatch needed to shut down though, it was the center of major corruption investigations. She probably made Genji and Reaper to try help save them too
>>147543864
Reaper doesn't need a nerf, McCree needs to be buffed. They nerfed him so hard there's nothing to reliably deal with flankers and theres only one real tank buster.
>>147553773
>modern gaming
>test
that's why you have players anon.
You don't pay your employees money to play your game, you just give your untested game to shmucks that will do it for free
>derank because some faggot keeps going afk
>>147553791
>>147553626
>>147553567
Can you faggots fuck off back to a Leafy video? Thanks.
>play torb on a KOTH map
>as expected one guy is shit talking me the entire game and threatening to report me
>at one point i type "please stop harassing me" in chat and he doesn't notice it
>report him for harassment knowing that he'll most likely get in trouble
why do i get such pleasure from this? am i a sadist?
>>147553864
>using overbuff
dont buy into the shilling
>>147553874
playing competitive before they fix it and the ranks spread out
>Hanamura Attack
>team is scared to even go near a Reinhardt at the choke point
Come on your stupid mother fuckers
>>147553874
Actually believing medals mean shit.
So question. A lot of characters have the "single arm covered in metal" thing going on that seems to suggest artificial limbs. But I've also heard a lot of folks say that in many cases those are just armor. So who actually has artificial limbs and who has armor?
Geinji is obvious. Toblerone and Junkrat seem obviously on the artificial side but I thought the same about Symetra until I read someone go on a rant that it's clearly arm armor/a gadget.
Mcree I don't know. Lucio's legs look cybernetic as fuck (they have fucking hinges for knees and his thighs and ankles are too thin to fit legs through) but I don't recall a part of his backstory where he was bisected in a car accident.
>>147553962
>why do i get such pleasure from this?
illusion of being the "better man"
he probably wont be punished at all and the guy who looks at the chatlog will just laugh at you being a beta
>>147553815Heroes sometimes die
>>147553018
Metzen already said they're mostly making it up as they go with OW. That's why there was suddenly a new founding member that just happens to be missing from every bit of art that has all the other founders
>>147553958
sorry i meant to quote
>>147553776
>>147553815
>>147553916
I honestly don't mind McCree being underpowered at all. He's got a retarded playstyle and may as well not be in the game. He'll always either be underpowered or annoying as shit. Overnerfing someone like widow would actually throw the game balance out of whack, but McCree is pretty replaceable.
>>147554034
>Not instantly leaving that half assed game mode
>go roadhog
>enemy is full of shitters with 2 hanzo and 2 reapers
>one of the meis kept freezing me
>no problem, hooked her and killed her 3 times
>then the guy typed in chat "aw man can you chill out we got 2 hanzo and reaper in here"
>feel sorry for him
>he changed into lucio and was impossible to touch, like goddamn man he's glued to the payload
>lose because their hanzo and reapers shredded our team while distracted
>>147553864
it's probably because your healing acts against him mass zapping your team
I think overbutt looks at what heroes are strategically useful against other heroes not pure 1v1. this would explain why they also list dva as good against reinhardt, she's great at being a giant fucking annoyance to him but I'd never go pure 1v1 against him as dva
>>147554114
If you're going to impersonate me you could at least try to type like I do.
So again >>147553958
>No one hits turrets on consoles because they are stupid
And people want torb nerfed?
>>147554072
i did this all the time in other blizzard games, and would usually get a reply along the lines of "disciplinary actions have been taken against this player, we're sorry for your inconvenience"
>>147553815
That actually looks peaceful as fuck, cityscape raining with neon lights
>>147553962
(You)
Damn Bastion is fun
>telling me which hero to pick in quick play
STOP, YOU CHANGE
>>147554229
sorry again meant to quote
>>147554229
>>147553958
>>147554114
sure (you) did
>>147554070
Junkrat, McCree and Genji 100% confirmed have mechanical parts and Torbjorn is also very likely. Pharah, Symmetra and Lucio are wearing armor.
>>147554259
I wish recon mode was a bit more buffed
>>147554279
why are you so stubborn
just adapt
stop having fun retard
>>147554281
sorry again meant to quote
>>147553958
>>147543597
>>147543597
>>147543597
I unboxed both, which is superior?
>>147554259
Bastion is fun whenever half the game has been played without a bastion, you check the enemy team and they don't have any good bastion-countering heroes and you suddenly bring bastion out and SURPRISE! TEAM KILL!
OWG is the easiest to rile up, as should be expected for a game targeting blizzard fans and ex tf2 (see mentally deficient) players.
Loosen up you fucking idiots :)
>Defense
>Our bastion is taking hits from far away
>Put a bubble on him so he can get out of the way
>Bubble wears off and continues to stay still
>Dies
So are all Bastion players mentally handicapped?
>>147554383
>tell me what to like
>>147552465
Rolling!
>>147554339
>all but one of us picks a hero
>some guy says we need a mercy
>no one, not even that guy, switches to mercy
>>147554412
>:)
Mom, get off of 4chan.
>>147554116
He's supposed to be an anti-flanker, but he can barely do that anymore. All the flankers can get away before he can do his job.
>>147554383
left
>"I play Hanzo."
>>147554070
Zarya's is clearly a cybernetic arm, McCree is missing an arm, I presume, Lucio's could be some sort of armor to enhance his legs, it's pretty bulky stuff.
There's no real confirmation on any of these, as far as I know. It's all speculation.
>>147554383
Left looks better, it's more autistic and weebo right looks cool but not cool enough
>>147554412
>:)
MOM
JASON IS ON 4CHAN AGAIN
>>147552465
Roll
>play with mates
>we went 2 zarya and 2 lucio
>2 guys from the other team left not even 5 minutes after the game
>>147552465
double baybe
https://twitter.com/stefania_model/status/746585909735260160?lang=en
>she finally realizes
>Mercy
She is fine.
>Zenyatta
Health increased to 175.
Shield decreased to 75.
>Symmetra
Increased weapon alt fire travel speed.
Slightly increased beam tether range.
>McCree
Roll distance doubled.
Roll grants invincibility, but does not reload.
>Soldier: 76
He is fine.
>Genji
Alt fire spread reduced slightly.
>Reaper
Teleport speed increased slightly.
Wraith Form cooldown increased to 15 seconds.
>Tracer
She is fine.
>D.Va
75% damage increase on her tickle gun.
>Widowmaker
Health reduced to 175.
When hit while zoomed in, she will flinch.
Bodyshot damage reduced by 10%
>Bastion
Armor reduced to 75.
Turret ammo reduced to 150 instead of 200.
>Hanzo
Arrow damage decreased to 29-75 below 0.25 seconds charged.
>Junkrat
He is fine.
>Winston
1.5x damage increase for his tickle gun.
Shield durability increased by 50 health.
>Roadhog
Weapon alt-fire spread increased slightly.
Hook range decreased.
>Zarya
Beam now gives a more clear indicator of its range.
>Reinhardt
Double his walking speed.
>Lucio
Double his heal and speed boost.
>>147554043
>The statistics showing you contributed the most of your class mean shit
Rofl mad about never getting golds? get carried more shitkid.
>>147554569
Zarya is 100% natural organic STRONG though.
>>147554607
i bet that was fun
>>147554520
Remember when people respected that company?
>>147554438
I like 'em both
>>147554628
Isn't that bodysuit the type of "objectifying" clothes people hate to see in video games? Front open leotard Zarya when?
>>147554496
winky face ;]
>>147554642
>Mercy
>She is fine
Well nothing to see here
>>147552465
rollin'
>>147554520
>/v/ still mad fat women are now employed and they aren't
HHAHAHAA
>>147554676
more like steroid overloaded Russian olympian, kind of like the Russian Boxer in Rocky
>>147554383
which thing do you like the most? seagull or naruto?
>>147554735
You actually believe that's real?
>>147552465
Eh, what the hell. Rolling
>>147554301
Symmetra looks like she has a robot arm in her comic
Also of course Torb has a robot arm his left arm is a mechanical claw
>>147554426
I notice a ton of bastion players who kill a bunch of people from a good spot then never ever move. They hardly get any kills there again while they get pumped with rockets and grenades because everyone knows where they are.
I go out of my way to try and punish these players for this so they can just figure out to move every now and then and a disturbingly large amount of the time they just don't figure it out.
>>147554759
>Isn't that bodysuit the type of "objectifying" clothes people hate to see in video games?
no because
>SHE CHOSE
to wear it and
>SHES A STRONG WOMAN
so its okay
videogame characters cant choose and are made whores blablabla men are pigs respect my safe space
>>147554801
>i visit from tumblr just to shitpost on a /vg/ board
i guess i'm not the only one who's unemployed
>>147554383
I like right.
Left looks kind of dumb and right has that sexy scimitar.
>>147554569
>>147554676
I meant Symmetra, I'm retarded.
you guys always say
>X needs a nerf
but why not just buff their underwhelming counter?
is it accurate?
What if symmetras alt fire was faster and bounces off walls like a rubber ball?
>>147546876
I need more DuringOverwatch stories.
Particularly some with Pre-Zen Genji.
Actually, know what I think would be kind of neato? If they do larger or total reworks of characters, they incorporate it into the story
>>147554743
>want to buy this winston
>can't justify spending $40 on a plush winston
>>147554497
>his whole "playstyle" is to stun one person and stand there shooting them
It's just dumb. You're never going to feel likea McCree outplayed you upon killing you just by his very design. I mean Roadhog has a stun combo I suppose, but he at least works cooperatively as a tank and sortof has to manage his ammo.
>>147554642
I'd say this is at least (you)worthy bait
>>147552469
Winston didn't even have a name until his caretaker, a Dr. Harold Winston, was killed in the gorilla uprising on the moon. He took the name to remember him by, so ya, he doesn't have a first name.
>>147554840
Her comic also shows her wearing her Vishkar skin which shows she still has her fingers.
>>147554827
It is real, dude.
>>147554910
that would have been funny if it weren''t so sad for you
>>147554642
>Mercy's ult charge rate is fine
>Zen needs buffs in form of health
>Symmetra's rape tether now fucks over everyone harder
>McREE is still outshined by Soldier and Pharah
>Genji's spread mode needs less spread
>75% damage increase for D.Va so she can tear apart EVERYTHING
>Bastion nerfs
>Honzo nerfs
>Winston now rapes everything
>Streetpig nerfs
>Reinhardt now rapes everything
>Mercy is now redundant because Lucio can keep everyone alive
Fucking kill yourself.
>>147554642
>>D.Va
>75% damage increase on her tickle gun.
I'd literally never use any other character ever again.
>>147554642
>lucio
>Double his heal and speed boost.
>>147554735
I remember when I had faith they wouldn't fuck up the ending of a trilogy so massively.
>make a game where you flaunt your choices as mattering
>none of them matter at all
>>147554972
And now post your win/loss and heroes for the gametype that matters.
jesus christ zarya is so fun i should've played her sooner
>>147554935
This is possibly the worst graph I've sen in my entire life.
>>147554935
kys yourself.
>>147554909
Isn't there a gif version of this?
>>147554936
>bouncy projectiles
>when you can hit yourself
>>147554642
>>Mercy
>She is fine.
stopped reading there
>>147554936
like these?
>>147555043
>he bought into the /pol/ memes
dont ever do this again you fucking retard you miss out on so much fun
so i just picked D.Va on Hollywood Offense in ranked and did pretty well. I'm not sure why i picked her, i never play her.
and after this game i feel like she gets a lot of bad rep undeservedly.
but i cant really pinpoint what her definitive traits are besides mobility.
any experienced D.Va player willing to shed some light on it?
>>147555039
you mean competitive? Don't play it.
>>147554986
>i'm just pretending to be retarded
The source for that image is funnyjunk you mongoloid.
>>147545492
Bruh...You have to be about that duck-and-weave life with Zenyattas vs Bastion.
My flowchart goes a bit like this:
>Assuming you have a tank or you're not 2v1
>drop discord on Bastion
>Duck back in, let shields get back up
>Charge altfire and peak out JUST enough for the reticles to have a bit of Bastion in it
>Chip at his corners to kill him, his hitbox is generous
>D.va
Well, this image pretty much sums up my skill with her.
>>147554920
When I saw this gif I originally thought it was going to be Mercy moving to Caramelldansen. Good to see that meme died.
>>147554773
>20 ticks
>>147555089
>hitting yourself
>not knowing simple geometry
>>147555260i wanna suck hanzos titty
>>147555134
D.va is great at distracting people especially when she gets out of her suit and she wears that skin-tight whatever its called... And when she taunts my character always explodes when she breaks the heart and throws the pieces away
>>147555260
>simple geometry
>"OMG !!!! i am being attacked fuck fuck!"
>*shoots arrow*
>"fuck i missed!!!!"
>*shoots arrow*
>"fuck i missed again!!!!1"
>*presses E and aims at the enemy's feet, shoots in a panic and kills them instantly*
>>147554773
Why can Mercy get off miraculous resurrections from beyond the grave but I can never use my life saving abilities in time?
>>147554773
I still get triggered by this
>>147554773
man that's some sick reflexes
>>147555228
>Mercy moving to Caramelldansen
>implying anybody in Overwatch except Genji would do that
>>147555362
>The wolf hunts for its prey
>>147555427
The song is Swedish, isn't it? The dance rightfully belongs to Torbjorn.
>>147555450
based
>>147555237
>people who aren't game developers thinking they understand what "ticks" mean
>>147555260
I honestly haven't played enough Hanzo to know if he can hit himself with his arrow, though Zarya's splashboxes would make it a huge pain in the ass.
>>147555237
He looks a lot like Mcree alright
>>147554642
>Mercy
>She is fine
Thanks for putting that one first so I could instantly stop reading the rest of your post.
>>147555362
Who doesn't?
If they actually nerf Mercy I can never play her again in pubs. She would be beyond useless.
>>147555501
The song is sweedish I think, but I'm pretty sure it's only meme tier in japan and the minds of weeaboos.
>>147555540
>People who seriously believe Blizzard is still a decent company
So Zarya nerfs when? She is pretty much the core of competitive now
Please, please nerf me! I want to be punished!~
>>147555684
>making it so she rezzes people every 1 min instead of 30s would make her useless
Z E N Y A T T A
B U F F
W H E N
Why do people think Genji likes or has ever liked anime?
He was a playboy who got drunk and laid on the reg. Everyone knows that normies don't watch anime.
>>147555779
Quit shitposting, D. Va.
>>147552465
roll
>>147555721
>people who seriously don't understand networking in the year of our lord satan
>>147555852
He has an ingame arcade and says he spent many hours there.
On top of being jappanese it's not that far of a stretch he also liked anime
>>147555134
>assassinate healers and snipers
>kill turrets
>piss off reinhardts
>assist pushs with ult
>eat enemy ults with matrix
>project matrix walls from behind corners to shield teammates (note it's longer than it's wide)
she's kind of all over the place, there's no single good role for her but her mobility means she can switch between tasks quickly so it's kind of okay. versatile is the word
>>147555780
>Implying it's even as bad as one minute ults
>>147555780
>implying i have an ult every minute when nobody on my team even acknowledges i exist
This isn't ranked. I'm in pubs.
>>147552465
If it's not an 8 I'm killing myself.
>Genji
Why are you playing D.va? She's a awful hero
>D.va
Takes one to know one
>>147556070
Oh boo fucking hoo.
>>147555540
Excuse me, Anon. Jeff Kaplan explained this to us with little cardboard cutouts. I'm pretty sure all of us are experts now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTH2ZPgYujQ
Fundoshi skin when?
>>147555134
focus a lot on being a distraction, but not in the way winston is, winston is all about leaping in front of people, you dont want to do that as dva. Basically, a giant pink assassin distraction. Focus on any turrets and teleporters, and annoying every single enemy member with your plastic bullets. If enemy members are distracted, this allows your team to capitalize.
This doesn't work so well with 100% randoms most of the time though since they have no idea how to follow through
KOTH is really weird. It never feels like I can turn it around at any point. It's always a stomp one way or another. What's it like in ranked?
>>147555910
reroll
>>147552465
>>147556162
>>147556162
>tfw we will never get a bunch of nearly nude skins for all heroes because society is now allergic to nudity for some reason
>>147553261
Mercy Google folder Anon Pls respond
>>147550881
He's actually the only character in the game who is designed to punish people who play him how the devs say he's intended
>Lucio is a lower-health support with a low-range weapon, is given escape options in alt-fire and roller skates to keep him in healing vicinity
>Mercy is based on being attached to teammates but isnt very strong on her own, can fly to friends so she's never alone
>Symmetra has a super-beam that builds up and is easier to use if the enemy is distracted with something else. Turrets act as escape-passage blocks, gives shield and has a teleporter, is basically a defense+support character.
>Zenyatta has to be in line of sight but there are very few situations in the game where you can maintain line of sight while being safe and out of danger. Have health-pool and lack of escape options built around when he could be out of danger.
>Still nothing to compensate for his line-of-sight nerf.
Any ideas for Zenyatta buffs that work to his kit?
>Movement/Evasion buff when both orbs are out
>Alt-fire replaced with temporary zen shield at the expense of ammo (Like a circle shield that deflects a bit of damage but ends on its own and covers Zenyatta's hitbox with a very slight margin of extra)
>Both Orbs out give Zenyatta 2X or 3X Regen speed and cuts the start-up delay by a similar amount
>>147556307
>Americans
I have no idea how you people haven't died off yet
>>147552465
role
>>147556341
just give Zenni more health
>>147556219
the exact same but WAY worse
due to the rules, you literally lose all morale within a minute
>>147556372
people here will literally flip their shit over breastfeeding, so im surprised too
So what do I do as winston? I see a lot of winstons just kind of run around ineffectively and I know the few times I've played him I'm one of them.
His shield seems super weak, both using it and being on the opposing side firing at it.
His gun seems way too weak. It seems like almost any character you pounce on can just finish what they're doing, turn around, and get fast to work on your (admittedly large) health pool.
His ultimate I've heard is more for disruption than actually doing anything, how would you recommend using that? Busting up a condensed cluster of tanks and healers? Aping about on the objective?
His pounce seems fantastic of course but it seems like not enough to carry the whole character.
>>147556307
>>147556372
I'm kinda trying to play a video game not some faggots wet dream masturbation simulator.
>>147556372
>Implying Euros aren't increasingly offended by nudity either
Scantily-clad women were even banned from ads in London recently.
>>147556102
>Help, I'm under attack!
>Read by team at 3:53
>>147549610
>C'mere!
>>147554383
right easily
>>147556079
Guess I'm going to find out whether I'm a hero or not soon enough.
>>147556464
while playing winston, constantly think "OOGA BOOGA" to yourself
this helps you focus on squishies as you leap for that sweet support booty
and then leap back to your team and plop down a shield for some comfy coco time
>tfw a single Zenyatta isn't as effective as a single Mercy
:(
>>147556518
something something muslims haram
>>147556464
zap squishies, jump away when you're being focused on
don't commit unless you have ult or it's a guaranteed kill on an important hero like mercy or lucio, committing with winston is death since he is more of a disruptive distraction
>>147556664
>tfw play zen after a long time
>genji charging straight at me
>wastes his reflect
>still running straight at me
>i still miss
hopefully no one saw 2bh
>>147556464
Locate a squishy target
Jump to target
(Optional: drop shield to get optimal dicking time before needing to jump out due to enemy fire)
Monkey dick
Jump away once someone's dead or you're gonna die
Heal if necessary
Ult is an instant full heal to 1000 HP so if you have ult and might die, consider chimping out.
Repeat until they switch their sym and widow for two reapers.
>>147556162
seppuku skin when?
>>147556752
sometimes dont commit even if you have an ult, you aren't invincible during that time and it's very easy for an entire team to take you down if they've already been focusing you
>>147556464
>>147556648
Exactly this; You see a sniper, sneak up on them then pounce in with your weapon, zap them, then see them flail about trying to understand that someone's attacking them directly
Medics: Just jump on them. although keep away from Zen as he will shred you.
Doing this in comp clears up the backline, stops supports from rezzing, and confuses defenders when you start filling their asses with monkey semen
>>147556664
Not at healing, but at killing he's much more effective
>Page 10
>carry team on my back with Lucio
>still lose
>0 commendations
>>147556464
a lot of wintsons seem to think they can fight other tanks or attack characters, don't
there's a reason your jump has a short cooldown
>>147556459
What's your fix to Bastion? Less Health?
Games are fun when you play within a paradigm. Zenyatta's paradigm was clearly to be a glass cannon but he's a SLOW or INDEFENSIBLE glass cannon that's the issue.
>Try my lowest played chars
>Winston can't kill anything for shit even after hitting a lot
>Don't find a good use to Zarya's abilities but the ultimate
Are these 2 actually good or the only viable tanks are the other 3? Also
>Can't kill much with McGree, Soldier 76 or Tracer
Do these actually requiere skill? How do I get good?
>>147557056
>they gave lucio and mercy movement but not THE glass cannon
it was a really fucking weird decision
>>147552465
rollen
>>147556664
Because you're judging him by the standard of Mercy
>Zenyatta isn't as good at being Mercy as Mercy is
>>147556989
They don't understand the concept of love, anon
>>147556341
make zen ignore barriers and shields
his rmb gives him a temporary shield for every hit.
>>147556595
Anon please
Heroes only die when the time has comeThat is when you get your waifu
>>147556785
>playing genji
>I waste my deflect on a symmetra before I realize what I'm being attacked by
>I run away right before dying, grab a health pack, and use my ult to kill a few people grouped together with some shitty aimless spamming where I swing my sword at the air half the time
>it was potg
>everyone saw
>never played genji again
>>147556464
His shield is actually super useful for buying time and taking the lead in DPS trades.
>>147556648
>"OOGA BOOGA"
Solid advice, though sometimes it's better to pop shield as you land instead of saving it for a return trip. If you've got, say, a widowmaker you've landed on, and you've chased her into a hallway, poping shield in the hall keeps anyone from shooting you in the butt until they get all the way to your location. Considering your low range and the fact that you want solo engagements, its a really good tactic, especially if you're in a hall with a ceiling that you won't be able to jump through very far.
>>147556372
Fun fact, I live in a town where that happened. There was an american commune, cooties were not to be swapped. The harmonites eventually died off.
"At Harmony, Pennsylvania, four to six members were assigned to a home, where they lived as families, although not all those living in the household were related.[90] Even when the house contained those that were married, they would live together as brother and sister, since there was a suggestion and custom of practicing celibacy."
They have a neat little holiday celebration down there every year come fall, with apple cider and shit.
>pick winston
>two others on the team also pick winston
funniest game i've ever played. seeing 3 apes leap around shocking the shit out of everything. only one person on the other team thought to switch to reaper
>>147557110
>Winston can't kill anything for shit even after hitting a lot
He takes a while to kills squishies but you literally just have to follow them and hold down M1. You'll kill them eventually.
His bubble is good for soaking in some damage.
>Don't find a good use to Zarya's abilities but the ultimate
You are literally a shit Zarya.
>only viable tanks are the other 3?
>D. Va and Roadhog
>viable
D. Va is subjectively the worst character in the game.
Roadhog is only really good in certain maps and you really shouldn't be tanking with him.
>Can't kill much with McGree, Soldier 76 or Tracer
>Do these actually requiere skill?
No, they require aim.
>>147556664
Zenyatta isn't a dedicated healer like Mercy is.
that's edgy
>>147557110
Zarya is really fun to play, just needs awareness what's happening around you so you can shield the right people. Not so much damage dealing until you get max charge
>>147557949
What voice line is that?
>>147558048
we have a problem
>pick Mei in KOTH
>Genji on the enemy team
>gets mad as fuck at me for countering him
>doesn't ever switch
>>147558209
kek
>>147557864
>Roadhog is only really good in certain maps and you really shouldn't be tanking with him
Nigga phuleeease, Mercy builds up ult off of his rippling boar dick if she can heal him, and he can drink up 300 health every eight seconds (and said drinking takes one second). If you put that on top of mercy's 50 health per second he's gaining 350 health in that moment. I don't think hes any better than mid tier but he actually works as a tank when he's not countered and its definitely not nessecary to only use him on maps where you can hook shitters into a pit.
I know TF2 provides a way to reset stats, but does Overwatch? I want to track my progress now that I'm marginally less shitty.
>I didn't see the new thread because a fag linked it 200 posts early
Motherfuckers
>>147530478
>>147530478
>>147530478