/vsg/ - /v/scape general

First for can't you fucks keep a thread alive

2nd for shitty outdated OP

Third for saving America.

fourth for pc crew actually not being shit for once

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how badly did i get scammed

>>147544284
pretty fucking horribly, and you are a retard for it. who did you trade

>>147544284
That is a what whips should be worth. Consider this: it's the only one you will ever need to buy.

>>147544284
Overpaid by about 600k + whatever you thought that plate was worth

>>147544284
oh well i dont really play any ways

>>147544284
It would be fair without the gilded chest, with the chest you got jewed hardcore.

>>147551024
Then again only if the glories are 50k each but in this server I am sure they are worth more

>>147551225
100-120k per glory.

>>147551946
i can hear your nose growing through the internetn

>peuple thinking there are set prices for items
>>>/votescape/

For Randy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hky7Kvh-I6k

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>>147551225
>>147552836
how new are you

>>147554172
>haha glorys are 120k each and whips are 1m xD
yeah okay vscapers in charge of setting prices

>>147554763
What is your name in game

>>147554914
Latent

>>147554946
xD I'll say I'm someone who I hear about in threads but never actually played with!!! Nice try idiot. Latent has been dead on his normal player account for ages and only logs on to set yell to staff only and bible post as he strokes his neckbeard in his mother's basement. Although that's probably what you do as well.

>>147555142
*farts*
HAHAHahahahahaHAHAH

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>>147554946

>>147560324
Why not put this on the wiki?

Also what stats are the exp rates calculated from, 99 everything? Because that defeats the purpose.

>>147560705
>why not put this on the wiki
Because it's ridiculous. The xp calculation is only accurate around his level and using his gear, neither of which are listed

>>147560705
Why would that defeat the purpose? These are not exact rates and you should expect to get +- based on your own stats and equipment. and it isnt done from max stats anyway.

And I plan on putting it on the wiki when i feel there is adequate info for a more generalized use. And while my stats and equipment effect the outcome, it shouldn't make it that un-accurate that others cant use it to some degree.

better than a blank combat page at least.

>>147561604
The combat page looks better blank than with that.

nice, got'em

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Congratulate me.

>>147566486
missed the get, fag

hello

>>147568636
eh im new, care to explain?

>>147571526
hello

Last second save bump.

Anyway to get plus 2 smithing added?

>>147579849
LMAO go fuck yourself

Second shoah a cute; rofl is a slut.

>tfw having to deal with this retarded newfag ToxicFlare

>>147587045
a true faggot.

it's another "waaaah fucking newfags need help/why don't we have new players" episode...

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tfw

>>147586580
why does secuck shoah even post shit like this

>>147591671
try jumping over a low level agility shortcut

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best server right here

>>147593971
how can one man have such shit internet?

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it wont happen again i swear

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Frig off Lahey

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>>147586580
Never talk to me or my wife ever again thanks Second Shitter

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>>147593729

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>>147596462

randomosity is at it again boys

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>>147596462
>>147597729

Xadrasyl my nigga, get on my man.

>>147598249
hey hey my dude how is it going buddy? my man my dude how is it going?

>>147598980
haha how was your day my dude my man my bro my dawg? hear about those jews?

>>147598249
I'll get on you desu

ausland pls

ded

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Rofl/Chuckus best vscape OTP 2016

Is thread dead?

>>147537918
still ded

trading zam page 1 for zam page 2
PM: Lnsdf

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great fucking thread guys

why do we even bother anymore?

why does the event say north of rimmington if its clearly east reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>147618351
Learn to read

>>147618463
the

>>147618463
gnome says north of drunken man

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>>147618609
please just learn to read

You know what you need?
A professional baiter
One that keeps posting bait to keep the thread alive. Lots of threads have them

>>147620284
We had Elephant 5 for that, but mommy limited his computer time to 2 hours a day. Now we have to rely on the australians, but they're all sleeping at around this time.

>>147618609
Wrong drunken man, stupid

>>147620284
it literally doesn't matter if there isn't anyone to respond to bait

>>147620284
L-let me try my h-hand at it.
T-the wiki is a fucking waist of time when rs07 already has a fucking wiki AND to top it all off the whole point of this server is to be exactly like rs07.

>>147618609
yeah, do you even know what your looking for? dust. not a person, but yellow dust.

>>147621531
>waist
nice try kek

I am not a robot

RED WHITE AND BLUE

shitterness its time to stop

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woo

>>147621531
>goal is to be exactly like rs07
Hmmmmm

>>147633394
LOL U TOOK TE B8 XDDD Dee

>>147634840
*farts at u*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHgahahahhagagagAgaghhahagag f*cking owned

Yes yes, very well done thread, you've made it to page 10

HOWEVER

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>>147637560
Yes yes, well done anon well done, you've copied my meme.

HOWEVER

>>147637919
Yes yes, well done Dumbledore well done, you've claimed your meme.

HOWEVER

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>mfw people post shit memes on this subreddit

>>147638679
*fartfartfart*
HAHAHa lmao GET farted on you f*ckin FARTED on HAHAHAHHAAHHA

AHAHAHAHAHHA

THAT'S IT

I'M DONE

FIRST THE REINTRODUCTION OF POWER CREEP, CARTOON PLASTIC COSMETIC ITEMS DESIGNED BY SOMEONE WITH ZERO AESTHETIC SENSIBILITIES OR APPRECIATION OF CONSERVATIVE DESIGN, CUMULATIVE REMOVAL OF INPUTS, THE GE BECAUSE MOST /V/SCAPERS ONLY CARE ABOUT SKILLING, NOW ENDORSED RWT.

THE AVERAGE /V/SCAPERS HAS NO THOUGHT PROCESS, AS EVIDENCED BY THE THREAD. LITERALLY BORDERLINE RETARDED. NOTHING BUT FICKLE HOMOSEXUALS WITH ADD. STUPID NIGGERS WHO THINK OSRS IS DECENT AND CAN'T AGREE ON WHY THEY PLAY /V/SCAPE INSTEAD.

THE /VSG/ COMMUNITY WAS GENERALLY INTELLIGENT. ON THE THREAD, THERE WAS A CONSENSUS AGAINST RETARDED UPDATES, WHICH HAVE NO PURPOSE BUT TO ENCOURAGE PLAYERS TO SOLO GRIND FOR TOTAL LEVEL INSTEAD OF PLAYING MINIGAMES, PKING, PVMING OR CASUALLY TRAINING A SKILL TO PROFITABLE LEVELS FOR FUN. WE OPPOSED METAL BOLTS AND CROSSBOWS, DARK BOWS, VOID, FIGHTER TORSOS, DEFENDERS, TELETABS, PURPLE SWEETS, ETC. THOUGH THESE WERE FAR FROM THE WORST UPDATES, THE REJECTION OF THEM IS TESTAMENT TO THE RESOLVE TO EXPERIENCE FLAWLESS GAME DESIGN, AS CREATED BY THE GOWER BROTHERS; INTEGRITY IS ALWAYS PREFERABLE TO FRIVOLOUS NOVELTY. TEARS OF GUTHIX IS ANOTHER ADDITION TO THE CANCEROUS DIRECTION OF `NO XP WASTE' AND A CONVOLUTED SYSTEM OF XP GAINS FROM NON-SKILLING ACTIVITIES AND DAILY CHALLENGES, CULMINATING IN A JADED AND INTERMINABLY OCCUPIED PLAYER BASE, THE DEATH OF MINIGAMES AND THE WILDERNESS. /V/SCAPE PLAYERS ARE NO BETTER THAN EOCSCAPE PLAYERS.

DO YOU REALLY THINK THE `NEW SKILLS' WILL BE GOOD? IT FUCKING WON'T. POST-2011 PICKLIO IS ENTIRELY INCAPABLE OF CREATING ANYTHING DECENT. EXPECT UGLY DESIGN À LA RS3, MORE POWER CREEP, FURTHER DESTRUCTION OF THE FUNDAMENTAL BALANCE OF RS2 AND A LACKLUSTER AND UNBALANCED CLONE OF DUNGEONEERING AT BEST.

HOLY FUCK THANKS BOOBSTER. THANKS FOR RUINING RUNESCAPE AGAIN BY GIVING CONTROL OF THE GAME TO IMPULSIVE SIMPLETONS, NOT THAT YOU COULD DO BETTER. THANKS FOR THAT YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS.

>>147641289
(You)

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>tfw real, 'cago, deep-dish man
Let me tell you, good feel. Having lots of friends (most of them girls), eating healthy food (vegan), making girls laugh (with their permission), having people that are interested in what I write about on Twitter (activism, music, traveling, photograph), having a great taste in fashion (I don't even spend lots of money in it), helping the world to be freed from capitalism slavery (and patriarchy), partying in the right measure (chilling with friends, playing some retro gaming), getting sexted from time to time (accidentally, and then re-sending the pics to the right person), being a pure, clean soul...
Of course, one can't experiment those without leaving the basement lol. Pic related, me being a swell guy. Add me on snapchat if you get the chance so we can talk (about being real allies of feminism)

*farts*
ahhhhhhhh

"Chicago deep dish pizza was created by the thriving homosexual population of Chicago in the 1900s. Initially a euphemism for anal sex amongst secretly homosexual husbands in the town, upon questioning by those outside of the homosexual circles by what they meant by "deep dish pizza" the food we know to today was created as a cover. Though it is not absolutely clear who pioneered this method of pizza creation, most historians agree that a particularly hairy bear named Gino played a large part. Having relatively little knowledge of pizza beyond the fact that they are referred to as "pies," a point of confusion that would lead to the structure of deep dish pizza, he set out to create what would be known as Chicago Deep Dish pizza using little more than a pound of dough, a gallon of tomato sauce, 4 ounces of cheese and a potato. As time went on it slowly became slightly more recognizable as a pizza, including the ceasing of shaping the dough in a cooking pot, and the addition of more cheese and more known pizza toppings. As a whole Chicago-style deep dish pizza is still popular within the homosexual community (food and term for anal sex) and it continues to be a beacon of degeneracy[7].

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>>147650689

>>147653116
i want pizzapits

hello

*farts*
*sniffs*
ahhhh....yes....

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Post your first picture in your vscape folder, and some back story.

This was the day the skiller "mr Burgers" accidentally got two attack.

>>147650689
>there are people who eat their 'go 'za without 'chup

>>147650689
delete this

*corners janitor and farts on him*
:)

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>>147659409
the day wiggins got out of bed and decided to commit suicide

please post

>>147665463
"no"

>>147667054
"wow"

what do you do after killing the mogre in 4th of july event

>>147667054
>being surprised by this
How new r u?

>>147667136
haha why

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>>147659409
my first day on vscape

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its a picture of when i wasn't paying attention and got three scroll drops

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>>147659409
I heard drugoon died and came to check the thread to be greeted with these images

>>147667054
You sure showed that exploiter who's boss

>>147668716
i think you meant to reply to>>147668657

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>>147659409
This is when I decided to catalogue wiggins' slow decline in mental state. He certainly was schizoaffective before but, wew, he sure started progressing from here on in.

>>147670721
schizoaffective is still more effective than you'll ever be fresh

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>>147671717
>affective
>effective

Requesting walk through on the 4th of July thing

found nothing at rimmington or port sarim

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>>147670721
old wiggins was best wiggins

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>>147659409
The first day I played vscape I somehow pissed off shitpost and ever since i've been the butt of so many jokes :^)
Wanna buy a santa hat?

>>147674953
God Philos was the biggest whining faggot

>>147672040
well i still had to use the right a/effectives

read it again out loud it works better out loud

>>147675254
> Was

He still is

>>147672351
Check the wiki patchnotes

>>147672351
there is a pile of sulphur near the mining pit in rimmington

>>147672351
south of rimmington theres a drunk guy
you pour a bucket of water on him, then give him a hangover cure (bucket of milk+ chocolate dust + snape grass)
then you get fishing potion from slayer master

the rest appears to be bugged because summoning/killing mogres doesn't do anything

>>147678234
kek

>>147678234
> Not killing enough mogres to get the event slippers

>>147680242
how many is enough

>>147680596
do you have slippers?
no?
then I guess you haven't killed enough

>>147680242
>>147681515
*fartfartfart*
HAHAHAHAHAHA
*fartfartfart*
*looks at u*
LMAO farted on

>>147682384
shut up fresh

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> moslem

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Pickles, when are we getting CLAN UPDATES

respond to this post or i will kill myslf

>>147690293
You won't do it.

>>147682524
DELETE THIS

>>147697045
shitterness WILL defend this

>>147687085
i think this is more bearman's area and he's basically dio 2: deader than ever

>>147674953
how much we talkin?

>>147698583
20m

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDJBAYjsiWc

Buying Sara skirt.

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friendly reminder this is what wiggins unironically believes

>>147699856
ok

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Does anyone know if there is there a difference in the 4th of July event if you pay Wormbrain or kill him?

>>147700683
Different dialogue and you don't lose any money

>>147674953
>>147675254
>>147675486
Is Philos the same user as Shitpost?

>>147703446
N-no of course not haha why would you ever think that - t. it ain't me

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bamp

Meem

>>147709358
more?

STOP

*BIG fart*
HAHA whew thats a STINKY one!!!!

>>147698583
post ign and i'll pm you.

>>147729341
My ign is Latent

>>147730432
no i am latent

Where's my boy wiggins

He hasn't been on steam or osrs or here 8-(

>>147736375
he ded

ay yo who up for pizza pits?

>>147738819
me me me

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>>147736375
we had this discussion the other day
I actually sort of feel bad for the guy

hmmmm this feels weird....
*FARTS*
uhhhhhhhhh uh oh.........
*sticks hand down back of pants*
HAHAHA lmao
*scoops up some of that butt honey*
*wipes it on the thread*
look like you have a bit of a mess to clean up there JANNY.......... :)

hey fellow redditors please visit this link and give me an upvote https://steelseries.com/15?code=ezwphiQ37mMDdpE5dNUK5U

>>147743749
kek

What quest do you want transcribed next?

>>147750076
roving elves part 1 and 2

>>147751371
>roving elves
>part 1
>and 2
what was intended by this sentence

>>147753554
gertrudes recipe for catastrophe

>>147753614
the monkey knight's fortress

Hubcap, pls login


-Rolf

hello ?

>>147755591
literally who

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this player is a vscaper, but who?

>>147750076
bone collector

>>147758996
Is it (you)?

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this young man is a vscaper, but who?

>>147759181
wow jannies got to that one quick

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>>147759186
>>147759181