clutch burger king edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
JW has come out of the closet
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
anime belongs in the trash
ESL soon, magog!
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>solo queue some game at MG2
>have a decent game, one dude adds me
>we play a couple more games
>whenever we lose the pistol rounds and the next two ecos he constantly complains about how bad our team is or how there's no communication
>proceed to win the games anyway and promote to MGE
>decide I go get some sleep
>next day, I see he leaves me a +rep on my profile, I think it's dumb but otherwise ignore it
>play a couple more games with him since he's online
>I play worse today, miss my shots, standard "that kind of day"
>suddenly he starts PM-ing me mid-game about how he's surprised I ranked up considering how bad I am and how he can't go up the ranks
>this shit tilts more than it should and we proceed to lose the game
>Unfriend him, since I prefer to solo queue rather than have this kind of attitude around me
>log off
>couple of hours later log in steam again, see a new comment on my profile
>it's him writing "boosted"
What's wrong with this community, /csgog/? I get that people get upset when they lose, but going around shitting on your teammates like this surely doesn't help you win more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fU2QG-lV0
>team is winning a comp match
>have to go afk shortly after halftime
>takes longer than I expected
>"You were disconnected due to inactivity"
>alright, reconnect
>join back up literally the moment that we win match point
>get the rankup points and item drop
>number of competitive games won goes from 30 to 31, as expected
>transported back to main menu
>"You failed to reconnect to competitive match"
>24 hour competitive cooldown
Why is it that American MM is much harder skillwise than European MM? I've been playing for a while in American servers and it feels pretty different there. Most people use mics and have vastly faster reflexes compared to Europeans - for example, it feels like I don't have the time to react to a guy popping around the corner when I would demolish him in an euro server. I just played a game with similar skill levels back in EU and I easily top scored with 9 MVPs, would've been vastly different in US East. I can still top score or do close to top score but I have to play really smart and basically never miss a shot.
MAJOR SOOOOOOOOOOON
>>147469314
Americans have more free time to practice whereas Eurpoors have to spend their days cleaning toilets to pay for their TV licenses and refugee assistance taxes.
>>147469314
It's harder to rank up in EU because of the languages. You americans are super lucky that everyone who talks or types in chat do so in English and not in some god forsaken language that nobody understands. Therefore at equiavalent ranks you have better coordonated teams in NA, whereas in EU you have Russian trolls, raging Turks, drunk Poles and irritable Romanians playing, driving the overall skill down.
>>147469803
It's so much easier to carry a team to win in EU which what I'm saying, I'm an European. But it feels like if I do a single mistake in NA server -> bang dead. Can't hold a site for shit.
>>147469294
>playing anything made by valve
You deserved it :)
>>147470058
From my experience every time I played with a team that communicated well my individual game was better too. I was focused on what I had to do and knew the spots I had to check. When playing "blindly" with a bunch of cyka blyats my concentration was split into what I had to do, where my teammates were, the minimap and picking basically every single spot because I couldn't rely on anyone. Because of this I feel that I have so much on my plate that I can't consistently focus on aiming, for example, and my game sense is out of whack since I constantly think at many different things instead of only 2-3.
>>147470953
I couldn't care less about the weapon skin bullshit aspects of CS:GO. Even the drama surrounding it.
You shouldn't either.
>>147471267
>You shouldn't either.
Why?
>>147469235
More people need to watch this!
>>147473369
i think all of us have seen it already fampai
>>147473134
It's a waste of time and money for something completely inconsequential to gameplay you fucking monkey
>>147473574
Look at this "le based 4chan browsing master of virginity" telling people what's waste of time and money. Good shit.
>>147473725
You must be quite angry to start projecting over something this small. Did you get scammed out of a $500 knife today?
>>147473725
>A person posting on a website he likes is being more of a waste than a kid running up his mother's credit card for video game skins
>Says the butthurt skinfag while posting on said website
Audible laughter.
>>147474927
whatever we dont give a fuck what you do
SOON!
mfw owners of csgolotto make 80k usd profit A DAY
>>147475709
what if someone bets 80k and wins
>yfw SK beats both fnatic and G2
>>147475846
then that person would win the other people's skins and CSGOLotto will take their cut of the winnings.
>>147475969
>reddit thinks the monkeys will beat our guys
Check out my vids reddit.
>>147475846
that's the thing
they don't care who wins or loses
they take their cut of every jackpot and every coinflip
and roulette is just csgl themselves getting free skins from people who lose, which they list on websites like opskins and cash out
>>147476616
b-but fnx is my boy
>>147476941
Subhuman please go.
>>147476685
>>147476825
nice smurf! He never stood a chance.
>>147476941
make toast in the bathtub, cucklord
*promotes my own gambling website on youtube*
>>147477229
They actually ended up winning, shat all over me once they were ct.
>>147477238
Can you fuckk off back to whatever gay website Homestuck niggers are exciled to?
>team refuses to communicate
>go afk until they kick me
I can throw too faggots
>reinstall for the first time in 8 months
>add phone number for prime
>6 people in my game have level 3 accounts with < 100 hours
>2 of them blatantly walling, including a guy on my team calling it
>another guy on my team awping people through smoke and walls every round
>still lose
>uninstall
nice game gotards
I remember why I uninstalled now. How the fuck can you subject yourself to this shitfest?
>>147479397
nice blog
>>147478487
they probably had sore throats you insensitive cunt
>>147479589
Yeah sore throats from all they dick they suck while playing
>>147479706
you say that like it's a bad thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC1tH7f441c&t=6m51s
jews will defend this
yo new csgo streamer!11!!!
https://www twitch tv broteam
who ready for csgog to go from dead to 3 generals every hour during the major?
>>147476858
this
its called house edge
t. casino worker
>>147481970
mit dem angriff fnatics wird das alles in ordnung kommen
>>147482119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2oHAsBVdTA
>tfw derank because I get 4 matches in a row of enemies that are blatantly cheating
DUDE NO CHEATERS IN PRIME LMAO
*rips a fat shart and looks around inconspicuously*
>csgo autists getting scammed out of their shekels for years
I always knew there was no hope for people who played go.
>lawsuit soon™®
>>147483219
reported
>>147469235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fU2QG-lV0
HAHAHAHHAHAA
>>147469314
kek
Nice falseflag. Enjoy your inferiority complex.
Also, get a major.
>>147483453
*rubs taint and smells it*
>>147481970
Ehhhh
would you play Counter-Strike 2 magog
>>147484950
fodder is the reverse joe rogan of cs
>>147484950
richard lewis doesn't cast... smdh
>>147479397
I just want you to know I didnt read any of that and hope your mom gets assfucked by a nigger
update inc
>bought a 40 at 7-11 and thedude behind the counter gave me 25c in change cuz he'sa bro
Good indie day desu
why is everyon who plays cache a fucking cheater? its uncanny
>>147487564
cause the map is 90% aim 10% strategy
>>147487443
tfw no bf
>>147487336
OH SHIT NEW UPDATE AND IT REMOVES SKINS ENTIRELY WHAT THE FUCK I SPENT $1.5K ON CASES AND NOW IT'S ALL GONE WHAT THE FUCK
Why is this game so shit
>>147491551
suh dude
>even le british cancer man is talking about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=536&v=8z_VY8KZpMU
CS:GO and Valve are done.
RIP
anyone else watching our guy stewie2k before the major???
>>147494092
i watch him every day
new vid coming out in a hot minute, desu, not very happy with it, but I hope you guys like it. i might upload 2 versions.
>>147494590
dont worry senpai. i got 10 accounts on standby ready to dislike it.
Why isn't LG in this Major?
>>147494773
good, i really had shitty production on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_V_rEgtoYw
flusha is still my favorite
>Cologne 2016 in a couple hours
>Dead thread
Did Overwatch really cause that much damage?
>>147498147
>getting hyped to watch cheaters vs cheaters
kys
>>147497982
i liked it tbhfam
>>147498589
thanks. i liked the idea, but again, i think my production and execution was bad. i might just upload the mini olof shrine with boys are back in town over it since i liked that better
>>147498552
>not just leaving the stream on in the background for a chance of $50 cases
that video was terrible going to give you a thumbs down for that. your parents know you wasted all that ink
>>147499038
what does that have to do with being hyped for it? i just leave the stream muted the background
>>147498147
>tfw havent been on csgo since overwatch released
This game is so dead
WHO /FNX/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls3rD8VfiSY
is it just the stream or can you get drops ingame as well
>>147499625
you can get drops by watching the twitch stream OR watching it ingame on gotv
>>147499625
you have to link your twitch account to your steam to get drops from twitch
>>147499038
>it's an inflated numbers episode because kikes episode again
fucking valve
"""""1.1 million viewers"""""
>>147499153
you baka~!
the whole max hero vs no hero limit just shows that Blizzard is too retarded to get things started and most importantly keep them going
>>147499760
man if that was how you knew blizz was going to be retards about this, let me introduce you to putting out a comp ruleset 2 months after the game came out
>>147499886
tourneys were a thing in closed beta too but it's okay that redditors like you don't know about that
>>147500059
i'm sorry, did you think the "full" release of overwatch was a beta?
i think ill watch it in game bc twitch shits on itself for me.
>>147501380
i remember (2 majors ago) when in game was the trashest of the trash xd
>>147501380
ingame is better desu
they actually upgraded gotv to be 128 tick before the last major so it's more accurate than watching a stream, some updates were also released recently with changes to gotv that will probably improve it even more
Will there be cases drops during this major?
>>147501550
yes
it's on in 2 bongs, right?
I miss columbus when the games were on at a reasonable time
>tfw almost at 700 matchmaking wins
all solo q too
time for esea
>>147501847
Columbus had way more hype than this imo.
>>147501852
yeah but whot ranku
First time ever buying a gunskin.
Have $3.22, what should I buy?
Also who wants to rank up from silver, I'm from Asia.
>>147502136
i'll queue with u but not right now (major hype get drunk) and i'll make you play on us servers
>>147502202
You still haven't answered my first question
what part of asia?
G-Guys, will CSGOLounge be alright??
>>147502258
Same part that has Tyloo
>>147502136
>322
>from Asia
heh.
>>147502253
oh, one of these
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/M4A1-S%20%7C%20Blood%20Tiger%20%28Minimal%20Wear%29?filter=katowice%202014
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/M4A1-S%20%7C%20Blood%20Tiger%20%28Factory%20New%29?filter=katowice%202014
who are you betting on lads?
>>147502705
>it's fucking real
>>147502593
I am not good with the A1-S, in silver its low ammo capacity is less desirable because i get bumrushed by run-shooters all the time
>>147502705
BASED
>>147502861
get a nice skin with dank stickers, something like an a1s forces you to get good with it to see the skin, so you'll be forced to eco and not rush and shit.
>>147501949
I think the skins scandal was perfectly timed to hype the major a bit
also, spunj is going to be casting, so that's nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaUBtvAOJZk
THIS SMUG MOTHERFUCKER
our cunt is streaming
twitch.
tv/spunj
r ureadyuuuuuu
wtf how did i get banned in the esl chat i never said anything
>>147505627
>caring about twitch chat ever
>>147505363
i love how he's just talking to some rand aus pug dude and they went to the same high school
australia is small, ofc theyre all going to know each other
i don't think there's anyway Dignigs beat Asstralis. But the odds are so shitty it's worth a small on Dig tbqhfam
>>147504391
on his own channel with no drops
>>147506049
just open the stream in the background on mobile quality
Last chance to make the correct team picks /magog/
>>147506049
pizza > drops
>>147506132
i'm doing in game with his stream in back ground
>>147506151
>he actually bought stickers for a chance at a shitty pin
honestly wow
>>147468454
i miss when harveyfag shitposting shitted up these threads :'(
>>147506151
i have a feeling that TL will shit on envyus
>>147505363
I want our cunt to get good and start playing on pro level again.
He was the best shitposter.
i want to start playing cs go but can it run on a intel core i3?
>>147506454
he ain't that sick of a cunt csgo wise tho
>>147506519
I'm running it with an old Athlon x2 and get a good 60+ fps on extremely low settings
>>147506519
i run on intel core 2 duo and i got consistent 10 fps on nuke and crash
>>147506519
i5 can give you 60+ fps on dust2 without a gfx card
Let's go frag some noobs /csgog/
>>147506761
I'm all out of gamerfood
are the matches actually starting now or what?
I want to play some more overwatch
>>147506620
>>147506757
>>147506749
so it will it run on very low settings then?
>>147507125
yeah, it's gonna be your bottleneck though
>>147507125
you should be fine, i only have 10 fps on nuke, rest are 60fps - 100fps
anyone else having trouble joining gotv strums?
ITS FUCKING OVERPAS THIS STEAM SO DELAYED
Is this gambling shit a conspiracy to kill off CSGO?
>Spunj casting on his stream
yes
i haven't been following the scene for a long while, did asstrails really kick cajun for some noname?
>>147507558
kayjerbye is not a no-name
>>147507558
Traded him for kjaerbye but glaive is standing in for some reason.
>Open twitch on 2 tabs in firefox
>2.5gb memory usage after 30 minutes
epic
>>147507749
>>147507636
ye that makes more sense, ty
>>147507785
>not using livestreamer
you have to go back.
>>147507894
And not get drops?
>>147507992
pretty sure it works if you're logged into chat
DEVVE
E
W
E
>>147508014
So just open up the chat tab only? has anyone here gotten drops with just the chat tab open?
>>147508084
>tfw only the good teams play at the end of the day.
>>147508221
heyo reddo
GOD GLAIVE
4 accounts here
>>147508395
well memed
pistols are fucking dumb as fuck
do i need prime for drops? might use a 3rd account i have
>>147508547
>dig literally getting caught throwing nades against pistol rushes
>>147508157
Over 4 majors I've never gotten a drop with either twitch linked to my steam or watching directly through CS.
There are no drops.
ESL is the industry leader so we don't have to worry about anyone cheating at this major r-right guys?
>>147508632
I feel you bro, I have watched every single major and I have gotten maybe 2 drops. You have to be really fucking lucky to get one.
>>147508632
Most of drops for these majors go to me and my 500000 bot accounts
>>147508635
Konfig is still being allowed to play so I would say yes, nothing to worry about :^)
>>147508635
Yeah they sure are trust worthy like these people who don't say they don't own these gambling sites! This industry is FULL of honesty and nice people!
>>147508632
>tfw my first/last drop was back when drops first got introduced
>mute stream and decide to nap because had to get up at 6.30 am
>dozing off
>CAFE LATTE SO FRESH
>fucking advertisement playing sound even despite stream being muted
cool fucking shit you niggers im pretty sure its illegal to do that shit
>>147508632
>>147508696
my tinfoil hat tells me that it prioritizes new accs over old ones
I enjoy watching the majors.
>>147508635
SK are there, so no, cheating is allowed
>>147508786
said no one ever
>>147508786
group stage? meh
playoffs, yes fammie
>>147508786
me too
t. Flusha's programmer
guys my gf saw me watching esl and she told me to stop watching videogames and also that I need to stop playing them less
she's upstairs now what should I do
>>147508829
>>147508858
Nah really, I do. I don't pay attention to the Esports scene outside of the majors. I don't watch Eleague or any of that. Therefore, I don't get exhausted of it.
I just like watching people frag each other when the stakes are high.
>>147508941
>gf
???????????????????
>>147508696
>>147508758
It's true though, russians have shit loads of bots they use for majors to get drops
>csgo on sale for 5$
>1 drop is at least 5$
>multiple majors a year
Friendly reminder that Swedes are alpha males that dominates in CS
>>147508758
My account is around 6 years old.
>>147508723
At least you know it worked once.
>>147509003
nice to see that sweden was "white" even in 2001
>>147484950
I once played dota with fodder
didnt even realize it was him but he was the saltiest man alive and then he added me afterwards
>>147509073
I've never seen another man doing so much brain gymnastics, even back in 1.6
>>147508941
just fuck her until she agrees with whatever you think is right
>>147508941
tell her skines are serious business
>>147508941play videogames
>>147508941
dump her??
why do you even have a gf?
relationships are so a millennia ago
>>147508941
>not dating boys
but they're zero maintenance?
spunj just gave up on dig so hard
KARRIGANNNA
what do you guys think a csgo tournament where nobody is allowed to cheat would look like?
>>147508941
You are going to let your fucking girl boss you around like you are a child?
Let that bitch know that she isn't number one in your life. Take some advice from Patrice my friend, women need to know their fucking place in a relationship.
Konfig you next level cunt.
Anders subtly shitting on Glaive lol
>>147508941
>gf
>>147509369
flash the motherfucker, do it do it do it do it
>>147509420
I missed it what did he say?
>>147509628
"I know I kinda started the rumor that Astralis would want to keep Glaive depending on his performance but... honestly I really doubt that's gonna happen now".
A little paraphrased.
>rubino spotting a player across the map
>QUICK TURN XRAY OFF OR GET OFF THAT PLAYER
Why doesn't spunj talk more funny, isn't he australian?
>>147509695
HE WANTS TO BECOME A """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""PROFESSIONAL"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" CASTER
>>147509695
Hes speaking like a normal aussie what are you talking about?
>>147509756
Analyst, he knows he'd be shit at casting
>tfw my gf (male) would rather play overwatch than cs
>>147509362
>tfw I listen to the black phillip show once a year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJRfl_EUkoE
>having matches at 11am
stoppu stoppu
>ESL going on
>ded thred
FUCK OVERWATCH
Where is DOSIA
Post your DOSIA pls
>>147509837
which hole do you prefer stuffing on your m-gf, the suck hole or the fuck hole
I'm getting sleepy, /csgog/...
>>147509918
dont
>>147509826
whoops
>>147509918
is that one of those yanko memes
>>147509912
The boipuchi
>>147509695
where is he? a lan center because his home connection is too shit?
>>147509678
kek gla1ve was topfragging after device, whats anders going on about?
>>147509867
>patrice fans in /csgog/
Life just got alittle bit better.
>betting on majors
everyone knows t2/3 matches have better odds, baka~~
Once again the players are sitting across from eachother meaning they can flashbang and see their faces
E V E R Y T H I N G
>roasting gla1ve
LUL
I woke up feeling like I was on the moon
>>147510080
Who's ready for our guy Hazed?
>>147510096
I woke up like I need a hunnit goon
>>147510061
majors groups are literally the best gambling opportunity in existence, just underdog every single time
this strategy has literally gone positive at every single major since csgol started
>just went almost all in on Gambit
h-hold me lads
why does flipsid3 players look the same even if i flip half their faces around?
>>147469235
theres absolutely nothing wrong with gambling
>>147510232
thank 4 skine
>>147510305
symmetry = attractive
flipside = cute boys
cute boys = attractive
>>147510305
l m a o
>>147510169
who?
>spunj just casually shitting on america
nice country
>44mb update
what could it be o_0
>>147510395
j e e k o
i'm gay :)
>>147510475
What's that called? Fetal alcohol syndrome or something?
was YNK lobotomised?
who /crazy/ here and bet on clg i want to feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
why do I hate spunj so much? I find something about him so annoying and loathesome
>>147510520
his entire family was killed infront of him
guys i betted NA
>>147510438
America is a meme country to Australians.
>>147510520
nah he's just a nu-beta male
tarik to c9 when
griefing + light cheating is the only way to have fun in this game prove me wrong
>>147510520
he needs to take some psychedelics
who will do worse koosta or pita?
why is Blu here
>>147510651
cuz da bu dee da bu da
>he didnt betted on our guys clg
Lmao senpai thanks for them skinnies
>>147510651
he works for esl now. and they use him as a stop gap for when they don't have talent
dubs determines my response
>>147510741
hello newfriend
>bet on clg
>>147510741
Be my gf (male)
>koosta looks like jacky chan
>that's not racist
>he legit looks a bit like jacky chan
>>147510842
who are you quoting
>>147510794
>mfw
D O S I A
M V P
>>147510794
>betting against our guy dosia
>>147510627
no one can prove a party pooper wrong
>>147510865
spunj
>>147510771
why did they remove all of simples pimples?
>wanted to all in gambit
>all in nip instead
HAHA KILL ME FUCK
can you even hold angles with pistols/rifles in this game? or is the peekers advantage just too big? the amount of whiffs you see from "pro" players, just completely failing to hold corners, it's crazy. so much close range ADADADA+M1.
>people who put a Bosnian flag beside pita instead of a Swedish flag
It's like saying Zlatan isn't Swedish
based gamBITCHES rekting NA scene
>>147510908
>>147511167
pretty much no, the only way to hold an angle is by hiding behind cover and then peeking every so often
>>147510908
this isn't even edited
spunj aboutta get tazed
>na cs
lmao
>some random aus cunt shows up who has a taser on spunj's stream
>>147511253
KEKK
>literally one hit kill at any range
>100% accurate at literally any range
>literally a shotgun at close range
>even shows you a bigger picture of the enemy so he's easier to shoot
will we ever see the removal of the op awp?? did you not even see that koosta play???
these casters are so boring. how do get mixbot-kun at the next major?
Are they going to make eleague pins?
>>147511479
maybe
>>147511465
idk lol
hazedu
thoughts on zyzz?
>>147511510
>Anderskun
>Semmlersan
>boring
>>147511465
the cs community is too conservative and afraid of change to ever make this kind of improvement to the game
>>147511580
were all gonna make it
>>147511580
fuark
clg are doing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>147511580
didn't he passaway, unfortunately, in a Thai bathhouse?
I thought koosta was bad or did the jewko fuck up his game play
>>147511735
koosta is an acclaimed player that suffered at the hand of hiko the team killer
gambit gonna get bodied
>>147511735
i think it was the fatso and Pimple holding him back
>>147511714
woah, hot
>>147511735
stop talking shit about Hiko the powerlifter, the savior of NA
>>147511714
thats a big benis
>this bias for CLG of Anders
>not hyping up that Gambit clutch hard
Yeah I don't know where Koosta came from. I didn't pay attention to Esports before Columbus but Koosta always seemed to be very nervous and timid. And that reflected in his gameplay. He just never seemed like he thought he could play well.
>hike the powerlifter
Kek that fat fuck doesn't even lift
>3v2
>b site retake
umm, NAtards?
>>147511908
hiko is going to be so fucking ripped after he finishes his 15 year bulk
>>147511891
>Dust 2 is a t sided map
>M-muh Gambit CT side
>>147511714
hot, can't help being a slave to the limp dick
>>147511969
link to the source pics senpai
>implying you can be bad at ct side d2
it's fucking over, gambit have won
Thank goodness hooch has a music kit. The stock music kit is so boring
>>147511969
do shroud pls
i wanna BUSTA inside of KOOSTA
>>147512043
fucking kill yourself
>>147512025
>having music on
>>147512064
lmfao
>>147512064
mind not bullying in magog? thanks.
>>147512118
dunk yourself
>>147512076
did he died?
>>147512118
>still pushing this magog shit
holy shit its been like 18 months fuck off
>>147511992
imgur / gallery / m5MbI
what the fuck are these retards doing? lets all take turns dying behind mid doors
>sex god makes you give E V E R Y T H I N G on pistol buy
>koosta
LOOOOOOOOOL
>>147512247
did manage two kills that they shouldn't have gotten, but yeah
>>147512135
>>147512204
final warning.
>>147512247
clg is known for having shit 2nd rounds anti ecos
dont be surprised
>>147512225
thanks senpai
>>147511714
>tfw aprox. same length when flaccid
>retluC
>"yeah, that looks good."
pita literally looking at him through the boxes
Tfw no souvenir drop
>tarik picks up awp
>can shoot defuse from long
nah better push smoke11!!!!
when will dust_2 be removed from active duty?
lmao mou pushes obvious hold point while reloading
it really is a battle of who is less retarded at this point
>>147512402
tfw when have 10 accs and no drops
>>147512489
N E V E R
E
V
E
R
>>147512489
never
>NA CS is still complete shit ever since iBP got banned
As a burger all I can do is just laugh
I doubt even Liquid will get out of groups
what ethnicity even is this specimen?
>>147512562
fetal alcohol syndrome
The end is near, gotards.
>>147512562
toucan
>>147512489
>dust_2
>_
KOOSTARTED
>>147512489
would probably kill the game desu
so it kinda surprises me that valve havent done it yet
>>147512562
??? delete this
can koosta not
>>147512549
hello reddiot
real goggers are rootin for our boy _/DM
FUCK THIS CESSPOOL OF FAGGOTS
REDDIT RUINED THE INTERNET
SCUM AND THIEVES
why don't teams defend the b site?
>>147512605
yeah the end of garbagewatch hype and people starting to play better games again
>>147512605
I hope so
Maybe then Valve will start realizing they actually need to put some effort into CSGO.Competitive mode on OW is a complete mess though
>>147512605
I've played a little OW, the competition format is no where near as good as CS tho. Very hard to balance.
Why do they call it dust 2 if there's no dust 1
>>147512798
it was the first map with 2 bomb sites, aka dust 2
>>147512798
but there is
>koosta in charge of awping
>>147512798
more like how did dust2 became standard when dust is objectively better
>>147512798
there is
>>147512605
>wants us to move over to overwatch
>the only csgo pro that has moved over is banned from valve events
>L M A O
Yeah no.
do you guys think this is edited?
>>147512895
it very obviously is
>it's another NA can't get out of groups episode
If it also turns out to be another "Monkeys rape everyone" episode then I'm done.
>>147512895
>markeloff will never be a god again
fucking why
>>147512823
>tfw had a dream last night that train had three bombsites
>favelas are better at CS than pampered white middle class americans
can csgog fucking explain this already?
>>147512884
>no more tactics it's just going to be down to aim
so dust 2
>>147512949
he literally said he's sick of being so good at the awp
>its a koosta brings down another team episode
>>147513012
are you dumb? you answered your own question. the favelas have to play good or literally live in their own shit, there is incentive to be good.
>>147513012
favelas hack
AdreN you ballsy cunt!
>supporting a game that dupes 12 years old into better.
you're all sick scum.
>>147512949
at least his greed brought Guardian of skines to Na'Vi
>>147513012
when your life & country are an utter shithole you have nothing but the solace of videogames
>>147513012
you answered your own question you retard
just like how lots of pro athletes stop putting in effort after signing big contracts, NA players are rich off streaming
>>147513064
that is one ugly, ugly (((man)))
>>147513078
>dupes 12 years old into better
>>147512605
STOPWATCH RULESET
ATTACK AND DEFEND
CONTROL POINTS
koth is the only good competitive mode
funny how it manages to get less things right than tf2
JAMES "CORN ON THE" COBB
>>147513154
no what's funny is how much tf2 got right at the start that it later ruined
>botler
>poopsta
Do people still play CSGO in NA? Can't they get better players?
Real or mirrored, /csgog/?
>>147513260
clearly real
>>147513064
goddamn he is handsome
>>147513164
that was memetastic, lad
Fuck Gambit. I hope they lose now. What a choke.
>>147513260
mirrored
>>147513260
it looks like he has a bowlcut lol
do you guys ever wonder what cs:go tournaments would look like if nobody was allowed to cheat
lmao clg.retarded
man what the fuck happened to f0rest...
no wonder so many swedish women are turning to refugee cock for pleasure...
Another game ruined by OP awp...
>NA CuntS
get fucked america lol
>lol
get fucked america lol
>lol
get fucked america lol
>lol
get fucked america lol
>lol
get fucked america lol
>lol
get fucked america lol
>lol
get fucked america lol
>lol
get fucked america lol
>lol
get fucked america lol
>lol
>>147513406
more like counter logical gaming
>The United States of Fatmerica
holy fucking shit dosia's fat ass belly
he should move to NA with that bod
>NA
>good
What happened to muh big money tournament buff?
I had no expectations of good results but I had to root for my fellow burgers.
>>147513351
rofl
what the fuck who let tripfags in csgog we were sacred for so long and then I left because the one fuck who shall not be named
>>147513448
looks like a chav
>>147513469
>dosia
>flamie
>fatlander
xd
>moo
>ayydren
As a ruskie, this triggers me
It should be Moh-oo and Ah-dren
The fuck they get moo from?
>>147513534
harveylad?
>the city of 'Murica
>>147513534
tali
>>147513534
forgive us we tried
what did Thorin know about CS tb h,he said Gambit only good on train cobble and cache and they just beat CLG on their best map D2 rofl
>>147513579
WHY
>>147513630
nah he was just a weird pedo and I actually could filter his posts
>>147513445
>>147513456
>>147513502
>>147513592
>only 4 "BURGERS IN FLAMES" type posts during a Major
holy shit /csgog/ is really dying
cactus
>>147513679
sorry, lad
HARVEYFAG I SUMMON YOU
>>147513667
Thorin is like Stephen A. Smith, entertaining at times but really doesn't know much
>pansy will never milk me
jdimsa
>>147513707
tfw 2 of those were me
:( what happened to the magic csgog
>>147513707
>taking the bait
N A
T R A S H
>>147513707
Looks like I picked the wrong time to start playing this shite.
>>147513551
fuck you, clg are a bunch of chubmeisters
you'd have to go through FODDER levels of mental gymnastics to tell me otherwise
Reminder that you're always welcome. :-)
>>147513068
>>147513739
let's frag some noobs tonight!
>Slavs vs. Slavs
Which side you on, lads?
>>147513862
I feel like the answer is probably yes
me 2 btw, thinking about the end of this month
>>147513743
At least get a good pic bruh
She looks hella fat and inbred here
>>147513924
Slavs side
>>147513862
if you're cute, no. if you aren't, please link the stream
you know the drill, lads
>>147513950
>She looks hella fat and inbred here
Yeah....?
>>147513924
our boys side wedit
>it's another "I wont get a case drop" episode
who else here has been watching every Valve sponsored Major since Katowice 2013 and still hasn't gotten a drop?
>>147513983
cute!!!!!!!
CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEE!@@!!!~@!~~
the only way we'd see echofox here
>>147513983
i do but you clearly don't
>>147513828
eh overwatch is not that fun
me and my buddies got it and all got placed in the rank 60's as globals in csgo
payload maps are pretty much guaranteed overtime and so are KOTH
also double winston/tracer/lucio is by far the most cancerous shit ever
Hey guys, its me! Dosia. Ask me anything!!!!!!1
>>147514143
But what must we give in return?
>>147514143
when r u goin on a diet u fat fuck
Where are all the people of color in professional Counter-Strike?
who navi here
they'll win the whole thing
how big is your benis?
>>147514219
People of color only play console games(SF, CoD)
>>147514219
>dazed
>steel
>koosta
>hiko
>moe
all poc
>>147514143
Why are male Slavs so ugly?
Does Thorins analysis involve anything but >Map Pool A vs Map Pool B
>>147514143
What went wrong with HR and flipside? Both teams had potential.
>only 184k viewers
damn, this game is dead af
>>147514292
>People of color ARE only PROS IN console games(SF, CoD)
>>147514342
angel and kucher happened
>mfw burgers btfo
Tbh the rest of the day;
>ICB F3 over Na'Vi
>Low OG over NiP
>High EnVy if it stays <60
>>Skip VP/Mouz, Med Mouz if <45
>>147514190
>>147514214
>>147514310
>>147514342
*breathes heavy
"dumau mi rano na4ali"
what did he mean by this?
reminder that dosia meme is a csgog meme that was co-opted by hltv and then reddit
dosia is OG csgog
>>147514385
>mfw yuros will get btfo by monkeys
>>147514494
i think we started too soon
t. slavspy
>yfw you think about the upcoming barbecue
>>147514494
"i think we started early"
spunj discussing the RNG team's sex lives > esl analysis
you guys think..
>no delays yet
>everything running completely smooth
>first game pansy is casting there's issues with gotv casting that causes the game to pause
Thank you diversity.
>try to watch gotv
>casters almost a whole round behind the game
>>147514623
why
reminder that the power of cuteness is literally undefeatable
>>147514623
she needs to start acting and dressing appropriate for a woman her age or she's going to die alone.
>>147514623
well hello there
>>147514692
isn't she in a relationship with cutler?
>>147514692
no there's literally tens of thousands of beta white knights who would throw themselves at even the lowest tier gamer girl
she will just never be able to attract a man that she is actually interested in
>>147514692
im pretty sure she's dating cutler from clg
>>147514623
>>147514713
>>147514667
Then why do traps suck at CS?
>>147514735
>>147514754
MORE LIKE KEKLER
>>147514774
>why do traps suck
are you asking this for real?
flipside3 is so fucking bad holy shit
seriously fuck that kid who summoned this loser i legit haven't been on csgog in about 6 months and I just wanted to come and enjoy shitposting during the major
Tell me /csgog/, who is the GOAT in this game? Who is the Faker of CS:GO?
its amazing how flipside always choke against navi
its like they forget how to play when they play people from their country
>>147514859
>games that are popular in asia
NO
>>147514859
Shox.
>>147514859
flusha
>>147514872
it's true though lol it's much easier for gamer girls lol
>>147514623
>>147514713
>>147514812
fuck her gums are so disgusting
>>147514859
don't have one. the skill ceiling is way too low.
there isn't much that differentiates top-tier players from one another.
>>147514859
who the fuck is faker?
The only GOAT I know is Johnathan "fatal1ty" Wendel
>>147514859
>good at a babbified version of dota
go back to overwatch general
>>147515042
lol
>>147514494
>>147514547
SCRIPTED
C
R
I
P
T
E
D
>>147514859
doublelift
>>147514991
faker is some genius chink that instead of contributing his skills to problem solving and science, plays a video game that isnt even enjoyable to play
Which CSGO player has the cutest feet?
>tfw have guardian in my pickem
HOW BAD DID I FUCK UP?
>>147515139
se@ngares
>>147515139
flusher
>>147514948
>>147515139
Ive been told i have cute feet
>>147514582
>this annoying cunt next to spunj going on about beer snob
instantly went back to GOTV
way to make aussies look like retards
>>147515207
post them now
Sigh. This is the PC SJW society we live in. How is it Valve's fault that children spend thousands of their parents dollars to gamble skins? That would be the parents fault for allowing them access to large sums of money. It's like going and suing Smith & Wesson because your father got shot and killed with one of their guns. Just does not work that way.
someone post /csgog/ cums on harvey
please
>>147515251
t. autist
Reminder to cashout your skins before the FBI starts hitting Valve with indictments
>Spunj didnt have any friends in high school
>he was a loner
He's just like me!
>>147515256
No sorry, maybe in private one day
>>147515139
>>147515384
She's no Sheever but I would still squirt my baby batter into her oven
>>147515283
>>147515384
Glad I never got into CSGO the maps are puny tiny area's I generally thought the player base would be children who aren't good at COD which is also a super super gay game even battyfield has become more children based, Skins are even worse, two ak's exactly same attributes one is standard real world skin one is gold and pink, The standard skin is free the gold and pink gun is 1K LOL are you serious? The people who fund this crap, the players, are literally so stupid they make George Bush look like Einstein, when did games become about what colour your gun is???? The maps are puny, the aiming system is retarded and the skins are literally a waste of money and time, This game is so boring, I look at the players and see nothing but little kids with colourful guns squeaking over how they prefer this skin to that. Super Gay. Go outside get a blowjob drink a beer do something other then this playing a insignificant war game... The maps the size of Arma 3 spawn area... Your all stupid and gay.
>>147515384
looks like if Charlize Theron was a feminist
>afk in a major match
nice one blade
>>147515474
lmao you fucking suck
>>147515343
the hell does t. stand for?
>get breakfast
>come back
>nigger is posting pig
should I watch anime, play cs or both?
>>147515603
>>147515623
watch the major retard
So do pros hack and it is wallhack or just aimlock?
>>147515732
watching others play just make me want to play myself
>>147515732
>watching a bunch of cheaters play exhibition matches
>>147515707
Is Bellatap the only white stalker on this website?
>>147515759
it seems to just be aimlock, but, iirc, there's a wallhack does something subtle(like play a sound) whenever you're near someone. they may be using a subtle wallhack as well.
>2 awps
>1 auto
FUCK this game when will they be nerfed
>>147515759
at most, 5 pros hack, and none of them hack at the major. they alledgedly press a guy that lightly pushes their crosshair toward a players head, as retarded as that sounds
>>147515863
>>147515941
>20XX
>Not being a racist
The pigposting Kang is my favorite /csgog/ poster!
>>147515623
you're worse than he is
>>147515924
It's just train that this shit happens on. 4 AWPs is 100% viable. Terrorists literally need 15 smokes to neutralize the AWP spots. That's why B site is so favourable: less AWPs are there
>>147516073
that's the worst thing someone has ever told me tb h
>second round
>CIS team
>5 deagles with no kevlar or nades
Russians just keep fucking living the steretypes
>rum
what did she mean by that?
guardian pls
OK I NEED SOMEONE TO POST THIS IMAGE RIGBHT NOW
IT'S THE ONE OF JW WITH THE CAPTION
'baited for this exact response[s]'
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE
>literally everyone in the stream is from the West Midlands
uh, gotards?
why the heck is csgog so slow/ded... what the fuck.
i'm running out of generals to call my home..
>this alpha male slaps your girl on the ass
what do?
>>147516251
overwatch killed csgo
>>147516262
I nod and ask him to defend my skinnies.
Spunj literally making the major interesting
thanks
>>147516202
>>147516346
>DelayedArtisticGuppy
ah the ol' "tech pause"
>spunj just up and leaves to get food and lets randoms stream for him
based
>>147516202
>>147515946
kek
>>147516584
budget spunj is decent at casting when he's not giggling like a kid
>>147511167
only angles you should hold are off angles
never hold common angles
Is this the worst major yet?
LOAF NO
>>147516758
probably tBH
>>147516710
What if they expect you to hold off-angles and not expect common angles?
how did our guys lose?
haha time for NiP
>>147511167
as long as you don't sit static waiting for someone to come round a corner.
dotard here. has anyone ever pointed out that your caster, theycallmepansy, sounds alot like one of our casters, llamadownunder?
>2016
>there still isn't a single csgo pro who has dropped subtle hints that he's a csgog boi.
where were you when reddit destroyed gog?
our LAD with the mad NECKBEARD
truly our LAD
>>147517032
They dont even sound close, what are you on about
>>147517032
holy shit does llama still cast. i rmember she was fucking awful when she was casting online chinese doto for bts (i think it was bts)
Guard "Psychology" ian
>>147517089
She still does, valve or whoever is enforcing it lol
Misunderstood genius, or just a cuck?
>>147517089
>>147517032
you know a caster is bad when reddit is literally begging for her to not
>>147517328
Look up the definition of clueless fuccboi in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of this dipshit.
>>147516906
Navi won tho?
improve??? *looks at the camera* (is this what am I supposed to say?)
>>147476941
watching him and the rest of LG get fucked live at ECS was amazing
Bongoloids, where is Thorin from exactly. He sounds exactly like Tyson Fury
what was that song from the last esl advert crap? with the humming female vocals
>>147517854
android porn
>>147517889
i know android porn its not it
this one was chill
>>147517604
exactly
fuck when did the esl app stop allowing location spoofing
Why is twitch chat SO cancerous? I mean I know its full of kids but holy shit, they just spam with whatever words they can as fast as they can.
What conversations? You can't even understand what they mean.
Why are they doing this? Its not even for attention because the chat is going so fast you can't even read the user name and whatever the fuck retarded shit they say.
Are all kids that play video games this fucking stupid?
Just!
You are only allowed to reply to this post if you're taller than moe
>>147518114
6'5
Are NiP our guys?
>>147518114
How tall is he anyway?
>>147518109
Stay upset your thread is dead. Look at a /sp/ gamethread and see that online viewing parties are the same everywhere
>>147518109
>not watching SPUNJ's comfy stream
>>147518109
it's not about conversations, it's about being a crowd
just like when you go to a football game you don't expect to hear people shouting conversation from across the stadium
idiot
>>147518172
>>147518172
NiP are the definition of reddit's guys
i dont know how they can be our guys
>>147518221
>literally refusing free money
>>147518263
HELLO REDDOOOOO
>>147518263
fuck reddit
nip & gambit sexgods forever
>>147518268
>not muting the official stream and letting it play in the background
>>147518249
you just compared pic related spectators on a football game
i'll just let you realize how stupid you are
>>147518429
>fedora expects a chatroom of hundreds of thousands of spectators to have a conversation
>is surprised they act like a crowd
>literally exactly like a crowd at a sports game
weapons grade autism
>didn't fall for the overwatch meme
Feels pretty good.
why are optic even here? seriously wtf?
>>147518429
nys
I blame optics new coach
spunj asking rory about cuckholdry
this is a great stream
why is NA CS so bad lads?
>>147518519
fys shill
post yfw optic loses 0-16
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity. To make fattest csgo team ever. Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
>>147518539
>not watching rory call out slothy for catfishing other dudes as a 15 yr old
>>147518506
>tfw 300h in alpha/closed beta
almost bought it because I felt guilty, desu
>100 posters
>600 posts
>during major
D E A D G A M E
>>147518686
You should never feel guilty for not giving money to actiblizzard for a shitty meme game.
Who ready for NiP vs Fnatic grand finale?
>>147518602
This is all devilwalks fault as the new coach
>>147518506
Only overwatch i've experienced was from porn threads
I know every female character in the game but nothing about the actual game lol
>>147518801
well you've seen that webm, so now you know everything you need to know
>>147518689
>>147518506
>being this mad over getting cucked by a more casual version of tf2
wew
>>147518830
i want hostage maps on tournies
>>147518686
>>147518771
forgot webm
>>147518801
>I know every female character in the game but nothing about the actual game lol
that's because the actual game is shallow trash
>>147518830
Here's another one ;^)
>>147518864
>this eager to justify a bad purchase
lamo
Lets frag some noobs tonight ;)
>>147518918
THIS IS SO CUTE
UGHHH
>>147518962
hell yea, buddy!
>>147518918
>wanting to watch back to back Terrorist side 15-0s on militia or office
>>147518662
i told you to stop shilling
>>147519013
sounds fun
>>147519017
>watching esl streams
holy fuckkkk pansy talk to much
just like that deman fuck Im so glad semmler ended his career
>>147518773
source now, lad
>>147519151
>semmler ended his career
did he released nude pics of him?
>>147519274
nah deman was using his previous ESL cred to force himself into casting the final at one of the majors
semmler shut him the fuck down and he hasnt casted cs since
>overniggers
lel
hey guys could you comment on this cheating faggots profile "shouldnt have cheated faggot vac is best" http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197960408057/
>>147519225
Source is in the picture. Zeus cucked some guy.
>>147519628
>csgo general
>talk about overwatch
you gay or something?
>>147518429
!getdrop
with overwatch released
are all the faggots gone from this general
>>147519678
its halftime, little lad
>>147517770
lancashire
t. not even english
>>147519628
wtf i hate overwatch now!
>>147519637
it's only cucking if he knows and doesn't dump her
this is what makes being a cuck so shameful
>>147518109
>Message gone within half a second
>No one will read it, no one will give a fuck
I don't know why they bother. Must be some desperate attempts to be relevant.
>consolefags
Our cunt probably browses our thread.
>major live
>leave for 20 mins
>18 posts
ITT: dead general
>unmute
>the autist is still going on about maps
>>147520502
G R O U P S T A G E
>spunj is learning about cucks and T H I C C
I know you faggots are shitposting there.
whats the bet here lads
liquid or nv?
4/4 pickem predictions
goml retards
lets frag some noobs tonight
>>147520785
liquid
you get odds of 2@bet365, surely you are'nt a manchild betting skins haha
>its train
lol bye liquid shit
>>147520785
Thinking about taking my shit returns from nip and putting them on liquid
>>147520825
you fucking know it
Literally the easiest game of liquids lives
>>147520823
>buying stickers
>for the pickem
you seem to be the retard here
I remember when csgog would get a new thread like every hour during a major
now its been 15 hours and we're only at 650 replies lol
shit game
shit community
dead thread
Nice audio quality ESL
>>147520943
so they'll choke it
>>147521062
ok we get it
now leave
>>147521062
It's fucking wednesday daytime you absolute mong, wait until saturday/sunday
>>147521173
why are you still here
>>147521153
is it wednesday in australia already?
>>147521153
>wednesday
>idle for 5 hours
>play a few arms race
>still no drops
Jesus Christ I just want to get a gamma case why do you force me to play your shitty game Gaben
>>147521279
as of 6 minutes ago. On the east coast anyway
>>147521245
that's not me
>>147521295
nobody forces you to play the game
if you want cases so bad go buy them you fucktard
>>147521153
It's the man from the future I told you guys about.
sick
>>147521383
Who are I?
>>147521295
didn't the price for them dropped to shit? just buy one if you want it so much
>>147521062
Well this general used to be even more cancerous than the lol, dota, or hearthstone general and those are games with absolute cancer communities.
No wonder no one comes here anymore. I stopped coming too, because it was just too annoying.
fuck china srs
how da fuk do u lose to fucking nigeria
>>147521383
stop lying
>>147521451
I don't come here anymore either but its because my gf wants me to stop posting on 4chan
>>147521473
>betting on literal fucking mongoloids
you brought this on yourself you fucking moron
Is there a way to permanently disable the stream auto-play in the client? It's really fucking irritating.
Has he said anything?
>>147521517
what is wrong with your gf
lmfao who calls themselves Blue
>>147521517
dumb that slut
what do i get for my 4th 1st level spell as a bard?
i already have animal friendship, sleep, and feather fall
\__ O U N G I N
>DDK&BlackDDK
lets go bois
>>147521408
it's 2€ mate
>>147521451
its actually not that bad once things quiet a little down when there isnt a major or smth going on
theres still the usual reddit and underage butthurt fagz but at least not too many
Dead major lmao, only 250k viewers hahaha, MLP has that many viewers
>>147521608
she says its not good for me
heeks
>>147521793
C U C K E D
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lmao Hiko not even using the molly what a joke of a team
>>147521734
>not watching our guy Spunj
>>147521876
shes also trying to get me to play less videogames and get out more
rip liquid
Game barely even started and it's already over
>tactical round loss to restart Liquids money
based frogs
>>147522301
didn't work smdh
Hikoburger
>>147522487
thanks for (you)s
>>147522190
do you give up in MM if the other team gets a 5 round lead? its nothing, learn how the game works nubcake:)
why am I so delighted by team hiko losing
You just watch through the game client to get the souvenir drops right?
>>147522586
Whoa, it's a (you)fest
>>147522615
either ingame or through twitch but don't forget to link your account to your steam account
>>147522594
having a sad life helps
E L I G E
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>delel
>delel
>>147522653
Im using ingame since through twitch I cant link through steam since traffic, thanks for clearing that up though
wtf are u frog shitters doing wtffffffffffffffffffff
E L I G E
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Never make a deal with the Devil
Defend this
Umm I thought NA were supposed to be worse than EU?
>>147522856
liquid have s1mple they are not NA
holy fuck if devil wont step up his game and nv will not let loose of him nv is lost
>>147522856
Liquid isnt only NA
>>147522848
I wish we had 4 groups this stacked
>>147522856
liquid are like top 1 na and nv are bottoming out
also its bo1 train lol
>>147522848
only those teams that might beat the one and only
>>147522909
>>147522939
>>147522969
hmm EU damage control :/
>supporting the trevor martin team
you people exist?
jesus fucking christ kys shitvy
you could see when kenny started tilting
and when kenny tilts, its game over
uhhhhhhh
gotards?
er, care to explain?
One good play from Liquid and the baguette-eaters go full tilt............................................my skins :'(
KennyS is tilted
gg
Why is JDM on \_iquid now? What happened to kooster and adren? What about CLG>
how the fuck did these shitters even beat vp on train
>>147523159
hiko can't stop cutting players
>>147523159
JDM basically just wanted a better chance at winning
Koosta to CLG
adren was just cut
>>147523189
kennySkines was on point against VP
>>147523159
Clg now have kooster, they kicked fugly but his replacement 'fell through', so they've been playing with their coach for the better part of a month
>>147523198
when he should cut his weight
>>147523115
>2016
>better on Envy
uhhhhh
>liquid constantly getting smoke kills now
aren't they supposed to try and hide it
>>147523189
both are shit to be quite honest
VP on train is just a meme now
hahahaha holy fuck i just cant stop losing hahahaaaa
>>147523254
>yfw his replacement was pimp
>>147523335
Tab back in Kenny
>not even 300k viewers
lmao, dead fucking game
>ez win for le nvyus xDD game over
10 rounds later
>omgggg kennyTILT wtfff!! liquid obvious hackerino -.- hiko fat fak
smash dat mfn like button
>>147523341
No, PIMP will be playing for Liquid after the major. S1mple won't be sticking around.
Adren is better than loungeman.
>>147523115
what kind of retard would bet on nV
>NA retards awarding themselves the win before Liquid even has a chance to choke on their CT side
WEW
E
W
>>147523417
>talking about clg
>fell through
>was
reading comprehension
>doubting NA in a BO1
reminder that always betteding on underdogs in the major group stages has always been a profitable gambling strategy for literally every single major since csgol
GUYS DROP ME AWP I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE
>>147523463
It didn't "fall through" because he was going to Liquid all along.
Force buy full tilt lmfao
Liquid will win this major and anyone with a remote speck of intelligence can see it clear as day.
envy are so fucking bad
>>147523573
yea youre a retard who can't read
i have 0 dollars in savings now
what do
>>147523665
You're the only retard here, mate.
>devil 3kills 0 assists on round 16
wew lads what a dead weight
>>147523728
cry?
>>147523728
time to kick the habit, buddy
s1mple literally lost that round for them
I can't stand fatko. He's bad at the game, and a fat retard irl.
retard
EnvyUs is such a cringe team name, at least Liquid is aesthetic as fuck.
this is literally me
https://twitter.com/immolations/status/750088625556189185
People bet on NV?
>>147523773
Fatko literally teamflashed simple, which is what got him killed, and then proceeded to have trash positioning and doing zero damage.
>>147523751
reminder that me and my friends got devil to rage quit in public, and we're not anywhere near being pros
get_right slayer
>>147523773
s1mple literally won that round for him
HIKOSES
Kioshima was the problem.
FUCKING KILL URSELF HAPP WHA T THE FUCUK
FUCKING BADDIES HOLU SHIT WHAT HE FUCK
>>147523379
400k. split between twitch and the actual game since they're dropping crates for viewers
NV should be publicly executed.
Another game ruined by OP awp
how get drop
why are Envy playing 2v8?
ahahaha the insta awp rage buy from kennys
>>147523917
kek translation?
>>147523865
what do you expect from a cod memer organisation
>>147523870
BASED AJ
>>147523996
link your steam account to your twitch account in your profile settings
then watch any of the official ESL streams.
you get a chance for a drop at the end of every round
WTF NOOB APEX RUSHING LIKE A RETARD
Apologize.
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>>147524030
I actually have no idea what he said
>>147524016
the moment he tilted when was he was in heaven in round 5 and missed 2 shots
>happy
>always looks sad
>>147524098
c o u l d b e a m o d e l
>>147524119
>natural born killer
>looks like a twink pussy
if liquid win the major simple is staying and elige is getting cut for pimp
>tfw aiming with AK has finally clicked
Yes, yes, well done EnvyUs, well done EnvyUs
HOWEVER
i bet 0.06 on envyus nice job baguettes
i think this revolutionary new "4 ecoing 1 rifle" buy from nV could have legs. Opinions?
>>147523961
twitch drops crates too though, if you have it connected to steam
>>147524246
>>147524258
theres no actual strategy to csgo, you can just spend your money however you feel like and it won't effect the outcome of rounds
EnvyUs are such meme-team has-beens.
Lmao.
It's time NV just killed themselves they're clearly not coming back
>>147524231
That means you have less than 5 bullets
>tfw got some POM-BÄR zoo edition for esports
>>147524246
I fucking love this meme so much
Based Red Eye
Go Niko&Friends!
FRENCH
TEAMS
DON'T
LAST
JESUS THAT BELLY
Fatko has the weirdest fucking body I've ever seen.
>>147520785
Hope you listened to us fampai.
how do you let yourself get that fat
I literally put effort into bulking and it's so much fucking work to get the kind of calories that would maintain that kind of mass
>>147524246
Kenny sucks so bad
His performance is literally just a meme now, and a dead one that is.
>>147524283
>>147524405
samefag
>>147524468
>Fatko has the weirdest fucking body I've ever seen.
ever seen a fat body which is not weird?
>We haven't beaten mouz in months
BASED JEW OF SWAYS
>>147524471
i've lost 8000 dollars
im fucking ruined
>>147524523
>>147524531
Yes, some people are just fat. This guy doesn't even look human.
>>147524540
skins
are
not
money
>>147524523
nah, I just love that meme and he shares the love of the meme with me
>>147524570
>>147524590
cant make this shit up
>>147524540
>getting memed
>>147524585
no its literall mg savings
im fuckng ruined
>thorin with the wrong analysis and prediction yet again
Gee guys I sure wasn't expecting this. How weird, huh?
>>147524651
baka desu
>>147524585
you can't bet >$750 on lounge baka
>>147524585
Neither are Poker chips
>>147524651
>>147524679
>>147524721
fucking trolled
easy you's
>>147524719
poker chips are money
they're not legal tender though
you could probably apply the same to skins
>>147524776
nice
will the favelas win this major again?
>>147524876
cute asuka, dude
didn't thorin say he'd never work with esl?
>France losing
>Hilary about to be indicted
FUCKING MAGA BOYS
Train again? are you fucking serious?
>>147524972
money talks
>>147524876
I hope not.
>>147524776
you gave me (you)s too, so thanks for that
>when you want to gamble but you're accidently still logged into the bot account
oops
>>147525029
Easiest you of my life.
ITS TIME TO STOP
>>147525179
easiest skins of my life
>>147525029
>(you)
YES! Goteeeeeeeeem