EVE online /eog/

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OFFICIAL LIST OF WORST TYPES OF PLAYERS IN EVE:

1. Nullsec botters/ratters/mission runners
2. Highsec botters/ratters/mission runners
3. Nullbabby napfest blobbers
4. Lowsec 'elite' link-alt slave set pvpers
5. 'hisec pvp'
6. Miners
7. Industrialists
8. Traders
9. Scammers

9001. Honorabru solo roamers

90001. Small gang NPC sov nullsec/lowsec

900001. C5-6 WH pvpers

Daily reminder Elite: Dangerous is a superior game that will kill EVE within a year or two. There's literally no reason to not drop this game full of bullies and grieffers for a community that roleplays and has fun with each other.

>join Certified-Organic corp
>download TS3
>sign up on services page
>set up API with highest mask, (they can even read my Jita whore diaries)
>set up TS3 auth from services
>set up Mumble auth from services
>Download Mumble
>set up forums account from services
>please use this info to log into forums and then set up forum-API link
>k
>set up Discord
>Need to make a Discord account first
>k
>Set up Discord auth
>Download Discord
>error, contact our helpdesk pilots in-game
>k
>Set up Jabber
>Download Pidgin
>Set up Skype
>Update Skype, 800mb of ram skype.exe running in the background
>Set up ISBoxer for my Jita whore muktitasking
>Log into Slack
>Bunch of shitposting
>Set up Facebook corp group to recieve (requirement to file for SRP)
>Go lose a ship and link a KM to authenticate the SRP program
>Lose my Arty Vagabond
>ok.
>File Arty Vagabond for SRP
>Denied
>Not a Corp fitting
>okey.
>PINGPIGPING
>QUICK COMMS #3 TIME TO HIT TOWER EVERYONE GET ON NAGAS
>No Naga in new home system
>"C-can I bring my Punisher"?
>"Yes you can bring tackle but you need to download the new tackle comms mumble plugin v0.2 first anon go to this link anon https://a.cocaine.ninja/fvxpoy.exe"
>...O-okey ...I-is it safe?
>"Also make sure you download the new Windoes 10 only Discord Overlay, link is somewhere on the forums."
>Cool
>Searching Forums
>Access Denied: Need additional APIs
>Set up my Jita whore API so I can make it to the fleet
>"Ok everyone undoc- anon are you really a Jita whore"?
>New program has to update, doesn't ask for permission.
>Reboot PC
>Corp channel blinking
>Alliance channel blinking
>Director wants to start new conversation
>Pidgin blinking
>Discord blinking
>Skype blinking and using 2gb of ram
>TS3 blinking
>Mumble blinking, tackle comms mumble plugin going nuts
>Forums notifications blinking
>new Facebook message on your wall.
>ANNNOOOON GET ON COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMSSSSS
>My mind slowly drifts into the abyss.

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>>147466384
>>147466351
I didn't invite you two to my thread.

>>147466384
>My mind slowly drifts into the abyss.

>tfw this line was stolen from the ghostbusters pasta and makes no sense here

>>147466351
Jokes on you, devs killed Elite themselves

>>147466351
Can you name a single game that remained in active dev support and died after being older than 6 years?

There is no reason to not fly a Prorator

>>147469747
Yes, I agree.

prowlerfags btfo

>>147469898

yes, fly them, good goy. get some galente shitfit industrials too so you get ganked and i have less compe- i mean so we can all have fun in the sandbox.

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>literally being a prowlerfag

m8, just stop.

>zkillstats

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>Hek

>>147471574
how does the killboard determine wether you're snuggly?

why is there so little actual "good" space in null

its really quite stupid

>you will never cuddle with Guard

>>147475996
Because it wasn't mean to be "good" it was meant to be "fantastic". Though honestly since dominion, it hasn't mattered as much with system improvements and such.

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Hey /eog/, I'm looking for advice on how to save a friend in New Eden.

Invited a RL pal, who seems deadset on being a highsec miner. Prefers "safe and easy", after I explained hi/low/null/WH to him, and different things EVE offers players.

Is there any way I can convince him how horrible his initial plan is? I already put a 4M bounty on him for the 4th of July, but the poor bastard seems to think he can turn himself in to collect the bounty. Or do I just let him run with it, unsub due to finding EVE boring and painful to grind in early on, and let nature run its course?

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>>147478084
>think he can turn himself in to collect the bounty

>>147478084
He needs to feel the adreniline. He needs to see those high isk values pop up. It's like a drug, it will either scare him straight and make him leave, or get him hooked forever.

>>147478084
go to his house and shoot him. then shoot his family, except for the daughters, with which you send to my house. then shoot yourself.

Due to the 3 months 90 day alt training promo, what are some recommendations for training alts?

I'm considering space trucker for one to haul things as needed when wardecs and things are going on, but what's good to have on another alt that can complement my main?

>>147481546
planetary interactio - if you live in jspace or null with good planets. with an optimal map, you can get effectively perfect PI skills in ~35 days

or a transport ship alt if you don't have one of those.

>>147481546

the recommendation is always to train an alt on a 2nd account.

there's no point in having an alt if you have to log off to use it.

that limits what you can really do with the alt significantly too much for a mere 2 free months on the alt to matter.

>go to r/eve
>99% of posts are:
>[B4R]MY LIFE IS CRUMBLING I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO PLEASE SOMEONE HELP [B4R] [B4R]

why are eve players the biggest cucks there are. go to a fucking therapist.

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>>147482468
they just need animal girls in their life. its what were all waiting for.

>multiboxing

>>147482468
That's just what adding a free "seek attention" post system for your sub does.

>amarr

>>147473065
It has something to do with how often you get killed, probably how often you get killed in ships you didn't get kills in? Not sure.

>atron skin
>jacket
>12h booster
fucking lmao

>>147488263
did you actually do it? you got cucked my nigga, I looked up the rewards before wasting my time on this absolute bullshit. no fucking idea how CCP thought this was worth the amount of time it takes to grind.

who gives a fuck about a shity atron skin and a t-shirt? to add insult to injury, the 12h booster is like 11k SP...the same shit you would have gotten with the kill-a-rat-a-day daily

I think CCP is going bankrupt and bleeding talent. This shit is bizarre tbqh

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/joowz

>steam
fuck off

Can anyone fill me in on what the the current war is?

>>147490382
money, autism and faggotry

Every day I log in to see more of my alliance members have died to fucking black ops campers.

Studies show that YOU have the power to reduce these deaths by nearly 100% within the week by just not being retarded. If you just don't undock and try to rat or mine with a cloaky camper in system, and only rat and mine when a cloaky camper in system, you can reduce these deaths almost immediatly. Stop losing your ships. If you stop losing your ships then I'll give you covert ops ship to go explore. Then you can explore and die to shit thats no where near our home, and you can lose your ships literally all you want.

Stop losing your fucking ships.

>>147492157
Where? I want to blops drop your corp

>>147492157
I meant
>If you just don't undock instead of trying to rat or mine when a cloaky camper is in system, and only rat and mine when a cloaky camper isn't in system.

>>147492275
I'll give you a hint, you probably already are.

>>147492365
oh, lmao

How do I know if there is a cucky camper?

>just dont undock
>eve online

>>147492157
ur alliance is shit

>>147492941
I can neither confirm or deny this statement. I haven't been in null long enough to know what a good alliance is like. Its probably shit since they let me in when I couldn't fly any of the doctrine ships with the exception of t1 electronic warfare ships, but that doesn't count.

All I can do is endure it and grow stronger from surviving the horrors of war.

>>147492480
Is there a unironically better solution? Spoilers, laying a trap and killing a black ops drop probably won't happen.

>>147492157
or just be aligned

>>147493858
Please tell me theres a better way than moving full speed back and forth between to warp off points. Theres no way I can do that type of manual control while multiboxing.

>multiboxing

there in lies your problem, cuck.

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>>147494695
you git gud

>Amarr

is anyone here a dank ass anime drawfag

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>>147499601

>>147500343
make the head a bit smaller though

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Don't make me get ugly with you.

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>>147500506
Best girl never had an ugly stage!

Pic related.

>no interbus skin

>No Sansha wolfgirl skin

what is a good isk/hr for level 4s? i'm using a rattle and my first mission was literally garbage. am i supposed to be sucking down every ounce of this mission garbage and selling/reprocessing? are there particular factions/agents which give better missions than others? i'm fucking clueless and just dropped 600m on this bullshit.

>>147502071
no, you're supposed to be ignoring the loot and just completing missions real fast

>>147502071
Sell the rattle for a polarized blitzing mach and reject any non blitzable missions.

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>polarized
>blitzing
>mach

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>high sec missions

>not scoring 500m/h in your polarized blitzmach in perfect hisec safety

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>>147500343
>low quality crop

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>>147502362
thank you dude, jesus, though i dont know if i would have scaled so far horizontally

>>147466351
>E:D
more like erectile dysfunction

Star Citizen is the superior game for people with patrician tastes; the GOAT.
Fucking plebs baka desu

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>>147503336

>>147502071
>are there particular factions/agents which give better missions than others?

Sisters of EVE.

Also, look up burner missions. They're good isk/h if you do them right.

are they fixing t3ds today

>>147503483

Sisters of EVE.

SoE LP is literal shit now. Idk if its worse than other alternatives. Last time I checked Thukker Tribe had pretty good conversion rates.

I'm bored and figured I'd start playing something new.

I'm between TESO and EVE.

TESO just looks like yet another wow clone, do quests, do dungeons, get upgrades and that's it.

I've heard EVE was way more hardcore. You die, people get all your shit. Much like old runescape, tibia, ultima online.

I'm learning a lot more towards EVE for the reason above. There's just one thing: I'm worried the game will have lots of quest. I hate questing, it's one of the reasons I don't play WoW or TESO. How prevalent is questing in this game?

Also I'd like to join someone while I play, and since there's this refer a friend thing, I figured I'd refer someone that I'll be in touch with. I promise I won't ask too many questions.

>>147504823
>You die, people get all your shit.
People get some shit, most of it is destroyed.

>I'm worried the game will have lots of quest. I hate questing, it's one of the reasons I don't play WoW or TESO. How prevalent is questing in this game?

This game is literally your holy grail then. I'm like you, I fucking hate questing, I could be doing literally the same thing I'd normally do in the game but if there is a quest attached I won't want to do it. I fucking hate being told where to go or what to do like the game is just waiting for me to go down "the correct road". This game has quests in the form of missions but they are completely and entirely optional and are massive poorfag things to do compared to basically everything else in this game. You don't have to grind xp for quests, you don't really have to do quests to unlock areas of the game, you don't have to do quests for items or unique anything. This game is truly designed to be a sandbox world first and a game second.

>Also I'd like to join someone while I play, and since there's this refer a friend thing, I figured I'd refer someone that I'll be in touch with. I promise I won't ask too many questions.

This is a great plan and arguably in a perfect world every new player to EVE would get assigned a big brother to help them. I wish I could help but I'm just a multiboxing miner-fag who's corp/alliance is getting shit on violently, it would be a terrible environment to learn the game.

There's got to be some anons in like, all-out, or oruze, or no-fun that will take you in and teach you how to kill people like me, as well as how to kill people that can actually PvP.

>>147504823
FF14 is better than TESO if you can stand the setting, it is actually the superior wow clone

Post your email and you can get referred anon

>>147505228
Cool, thanks.

>>147505315

What setting? What I can't stand is questing, that just ruins my game.

>Post your email and you can get referred anon

I'd rather refer someone that I can play and chat with, since he'll be a nice anon he deserves the free month.

>>147505591
The cutsey Final Fantasy setting anon. If you can stand it FF14 is the better wow clone than TESO

You should also ask yourself why you'd like to start playing EVE (PvE, PvP, just making ISK?), and I am offering to help you anon

>>147505721
>You should also ask yourself why you'd like to start playing EVE

Not sure, I'm not too familiar with the game yet.

>I am offering to help you anon

Cool! Thought you asking me to post it here and whoever refers first gets it.

steamcommunity.com/id/wowsogroovy

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>>147505981

>>147504715
>SoE LP is literal shit now. Idk if its worse than other alternatives.

It's still better than most hisec factions I think. Thukker should be NS-based iirc.

>>147507013
suck my cock
reyni says ur wrong lamo

>>147507121
>reyni says
Who gives a shit

>>147507225
Thukker is not NS based anon, look at cap batteries and figure the rest out yourself

>>147507369
Didn't say they were

>Thukker should be NS-based iirc.

>/dog/ is a single person

>>147466037
>Future:
>Did you forget to do your dailies?
Reeeee

>missions

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>eve

>>147507691
people havent really been keeping up to date with it, no one gives a shit

>>147509594
talking about this thread or the game?

>>147509662
the threads OP

Does battle fatigue exist in EVE?

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>>147466074
>>147466351
>>147466384
STALE NIGGERPASTA

>>147478084
hes new, right? Chill dude. tell him what skills to train to go for a safe roam through lowsec, and show him all the ore he can mine at a higher value than 1.0 veldspar. if you find some rats you can take them out, and let him see what else there is out there. If he isnt impressed by your combat antics then maybe he can be your miner buddy....Dont go full autismo on him, it took me a long time to see the full potential of my eve experience. Once he gets the skills, well you know hell realize what MORE he can do.

Or maybe hes just retarded. Who knows.

>>147480460
>>>\b\
>>147478084
Did you somehow show him that mining exists in this game? It is hard to make him fuck off from Highsec since there is literally no ISK making activity worth it in low/null when you're new. Outside exploration, of course. Which is probably the best way for him to "feel" the game.
Plus it can be a much better isk/h than fukkin mining.

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>\b\

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>>147466384
MUM I FUCKIN POSTED IT AGAIN

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what the fuck am I supposed to do with my life when the server is down

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>>147488814
Jokes on you, millennial what's-in-it-for-me. They are conflict drivers, to get people to fight over shit without adding anything really new or permanent in the form of assets.

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>>147513198
Play other games. Then it's back to updating buy/sell orders in between rounds.

>>147509753
as a game mechanic no, as a player effect yes. After a long stretch of structure bashes or whatever, FCs leave and skilled players look elsewhere. Red Overlord were a thing, then all their good fc talent burned out and leadership started either squabbling or splitting with assets. They got kicked around by Tribe and melted away to the south east.

>>147513198
but its not down

>>147513442
it is you fucking fagát

and I lost my credentials as well AGAIN

ccp should fucking sell this game

>>147513442
It is now.

>>147512192
I don't mind so much that he ends up becoming cozy mining friend, as much as I don't want him to fall into the same new player trap that a friend and I fell for nearly six years ago, where we started as miners for the prospect of becoming space rich and playing EVE for free.

I realized later on due to solo antics that I could make far more an hour running security missions in hisec, compared to solo mining, and I just want my pal to see the light and realize a fresh character that is miner only is a horrible plan.

>>147512453
I had hoped to possibly start up or join a WH corp with him and another RL pal, but with the miner friend stating he's not looking to risk any kind of PvP, it sounds like a bust.

Taking advice from others earlier in the thread, like >>147478739 mentioned, I figure if I can coerce him into some shenanigans, it may expand his limited view on EVE.

this was a long downtime
do you guys think they fixed everything
lmao

>>147514138
The best way to get over that hurdle is to just tell him you will pay for any losses while starting out.

I got two newbros in the game and I've stressed the importance of getting used to the idea of PVP early on in your EVE experience so you don't have to learn the hard way.

One of them already lost his destroyer while we went to lowsec. He took too long picking a place to warp to and his cloak timer ran out so he was just chilling on the gate and got blap'd.

He laughed about if afterward and we talked about the things he learned and did wrong so they don't happen again.

all anom sites gone

top fuking kek

>>147514389
all incursion sites gone too

>CCP

zosensho o mitsukemashita!

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>>147514138
>feels bad for his mining friend
>runs missions like a boss

my friend ...

>>147478084
become code agent, gank him, tell him to calm down, go to minerbumping dot com and ultimately move out of high sec

>>147514932
I probably should have clarified a bit better on that. I just mean that I was making 3M or so an hour solo tanking rocks, compared to the 5M+ an hour from soloing missions. Generates more income to play with, which means more fitting options, and that opened up how I viewed EVE, which was stuck on a guide and /v/ or /eog/ advice for builds in the past.

I mostly just explore and perform industry on the side these days. Not the biggest bucks, but fun in its own way.

>10

>>147504715
>>147507013
SoE is garbage now. Thukker is in LS except the L5 agent.

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>>147517484

>you can now disable the dokcing camera
Yiss

I need a new fitting for solo roams. Bait proc is too obvious, battle bestower just gets blobbed, I need something that will make people think twice about what they're bringing and not know what happened when they blow up. Anything sub-carrier is on the table, price is not an issue.

>disabling the docking camera

do you not want to roleplay?

>>147523837
Thank fucking god.

>>147523898
Of course, I personally roleplay someone who doesn't use a docking camera.

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J A M Y L
A
M
Y
L

>docking camera

does this remove the animation, or just the annoying as fuck camera

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>>147525223
sorry dude but eog has a new queen

IMPREGNATION EVENT SOON.

>dude
>queen

>>147525280
I thought that was a boy.

>>147525374
if you wish hard enough she can be!

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>>147525374
>>147525428

>>147525245
Everything.

Capsuleers are virtually immortal right? I assume there's lore about how socity functions, would a wiki be the best place to read up on it or is there a book or two that cover it?

>>147526262
The chronicles detail a lot of it. They are all online last I checked. But yeah, Capsuleers are seen as extremely creepy and borderline psychopathic. basically no-one in society trusts them at all.

>>147526262
There's a bunch in chronicles and also in some player written books.
https://mega.nz/#F!7RwUxDjL!WlFZXU-X19UAoTi9ZgD7oA

>>147526447
>>147526562
Awesome, thanks guys.

>tfw no covops noctis

>salvaging

>tfw 15j jumps in a mammoth
JUST

>>147528535
Try 30 in a rolling megathron

>>147530356
Rip the higgs, bruh.

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well guys i just took this quiz, and now i know what ship i must sail.

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>>147532653

>>147532818
what seems to be the ailment?

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https://zkillboard.com/kill/54958639/

How do these people even get supers?

>pretending to be a retard

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>dual prop capitals

>>147533176
r u poor bra?

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is suicide ganking even real

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what ever happened to benji-tan

>>147533710
Got bored of a game that is 99% dead play time and 1% fun.

>>147533710
hey woah i havent posted that image yet and i invented her as a meme
dont you do that

>>147533176
>t1 trimarks on super
lmao

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>>147533176
>that one guy who post join tengoo on every killmail linked in /eog/

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>>147534026
i'm 12 steps ahead of your meme game, fucker

>that one guy who solodrops rattlers in his panther and dies like a fag

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>>147534564
nah mane i just didnt have a reason to use it yet

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I might need to do the event after all..

>>147536212
we all knew deep down the gold would be worth it
im almost there myself

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>>147534885
have a freebie

>>147536212
Is that the blue armor that was in the leaks months ago?

Also whats gonna be the price of the capital bpcs?

>>147534565
>solodrops

This is not what happened. At least learned to shitpost right.

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>>147536531
needs to be transparent though

>>147539537
seabeast skins are the best

its pretty based how mad everyone gets about CODE. i think i wanna join them and be elite miner bumper

>>147539537
I don't get this meme

>Xe doesn't know that CODE. died after the CFC stopped paying them for their catalysts.

>>147542779
you know no one takes these posts seriously right
if we were to believe every time you said something was dead, everything would be dead by this point

well eve actually is dead, so youre right in a way. but we all already know that, and code still bumps miners all day

>I-It's not d-dead guys p-please stop saying t-that!!!!
>I m-mean it!!!

>>147542671
not flying meme ships triggers people here

>>147542671
faggot spend money on a skin for an useless ship and now he has to showoff to justify his waste

>>147543036
I don't see anyone triggered by any of those posts.

I'm pretty sure its all talk anyways, I see people that frequent /eog/ and white stag flying meme and non meme ships.

>>147543027
youre just exaggerating. everything on 4chan is always an exaggeration. basically you just want more but instead of rationalizing it to yourself that way, you tell yourself that everything else just has less.

i mean we all do it, no reason to get mad. we need like a new way to interface with games or something, theres only so much you can do with mouse and keyboard, controllers, etc. vr will be ok when it gets better, but the ultimate of course is brain interfacing. aw yeah nigga

EVE is dead, move on to Elite folks.

>>147544035
mental problems

>>147544167
Do you get paid to shill that shit game or do you do it for free

>Caldari

>>147544839

>shit game

Says the guy playing an objectively worse game. Elite has a 10 year plan where itll be better than EVE, not that it already isnt. Its not my fault you cant be patient for Frontier to release a quality product unlike CCP.

>>147546654
Oh so you're a dev for that shit tier game, nobody wants to play Erectile Dysfunction. Maybe you should come back in 10 years after your plan works out.

>>147546654
it would help ur posts if Elite had more depth than just 'fly around lol'

>>147547094

But it does. Just as an example, theres actual piracy in Elite instead of just lol gatecamp and suicide ganks.

>>147546654
Elite was fucking killed when they switched to peer2peer.

there is no actual piracy in Eve. It's all hurrrr le content le blow le ships up

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>actual piracy

>be in le harcore dvd alliance
>le never log in by choice ever
>le get ping for max dudes
>le blob warfare
>le gf in local
>le state of content generation in eve

When will eve central start listing citadel markets?

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>mfw somebody actually pays the ransom

I never thought that people are actually white stag tier stupid.

>>147551076
white stag tier stupid is when you pay the ransom, then eject from the ship and expect them to return it.

Who is more retarded White stag or the tengoo faggots that have to put up and play with white stag for some odd reason?

>paying a ransom
>stupid

it's only stupid because you guys are jerks

>paying
>ever

>>147546654

>The game that is considered by the original elite devs the spiritual successor of the original game is shit

have another (you)

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>>147552243
>pretending to be you

kev stop it

>pretending not to be me

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join pizza

>>147533176
Since they removed watch lists you have to be super observant to catch them things now

>>147546654
Elite doesn't even have a real economy because some retarded soccer dad's complained that the free market people were making too much money or some dogshit

>>147551459
this happen to me once, recently. it was my first time. Things were going so well after i paid the ransom, i thought "what could go wrong?". Everything. thats what went wrong. I vowed to never pay a ransom ever again. fight to the bitter end.

>>147553445
C U C K E D

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Haha what

>>147555002
HAHAHA LMAO DUDE IT LOOKS LIKE IT SAYS 'FUK U' HAHAHA GRAET FIND DUDE

>Elite will replace EVE
>Elite doesn't have a real economy

Eve should be renamed to Jabber pings: online

>there are people who don't like working hard in EVE
wew

>his alliance actually uses jabber

lol!!!

>>147556739
>jabber is just optional anon, don't use it if you don't like it
>mfw every fleet starts with a jabber ping and no linked fleet ads in any chat channels anywhere

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>>147555940
autism

>>147558098
>compensating for a shit life by trying to be successful in a vidya

only recourse is to kys

If your life isn't shit, why are't you clubbing with your normalfag friends? :^)

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>>147558574
but i am seal clubbing in eve

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>Caldari

>>147553334

Elite doesnt have that crap because itd just bring exploiters and gold farmers. Enjoy playing with a bunch of cheaters with your "economy."

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>gallente

>>147560518
>a free economy is for exploiters
>people buying low and selling high are exploiters
>people who make money balancing an economy are cheaters
you're literally a fucking commie

Is there even anything to do in elite yet?

>>147560518
>real economies are for cheaters, exploiters and shit
nah you're fucking retarded, you're literally defending a pointless fixed price "economy" where theres no growth, risk or reward

is all-out still a thing?

>>147560887
not really, after the first 12 hours you end up grinding and grinding and grinding

>>147560887
more than there is in Ping: Online.

In Elite, you can actually log in ANY time you want to and have fun as soon as you log in without any sort of 'waiting for le ping" faec.

>>147561125
that sounds like a theme park MMO with no player generated content or desires

>waiting for le ping

mfw unironic f1 cucks

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>>147561125

>>147561240

>player generated content
>meanwhile Eve is a fucking desolate desert
>he thinks player-made content is good content

>>147561356
>I've never participated in an EVE war: the bait

>>147561391
>Eve War
>boy this 10% TiDi sure is engaging play
>I've never had this much fun boy oh boy I love being cucked

>>147561125
But anon, I can log in to eve any time I want and find something to do.

>>147561475
>shifting goalposts

>choose to do something you know will be boring
>complain about it

>>147560945

Except literally the opposite happens? First some grinder makes a ton of money by cheating the market, then he buys all the ships without working for them, and he wonders why he is bored. Then he goes and gives all his money to newbies and ruins their experience because they can buy all the ships. No thanks, Id rather have a game where I WORK for my achievements.

>>147561653
>First some grinder makes a ton of money by cheating the market
What does this even mean?

I market trade for a few hours at a time, buying low and selling high. What "Grind" is that? what "cheating" is that?

None of what you've described ever happens in EVE

>>147561548
if anyone was shifting goalposts it was you, you fucking retard, you brought the topic of shitfest Eve wars first.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM

>>147561905
>say something false
>thats not true
>bring up something else
>nice goal post shift
>THATS NOT A SHIFT YOU DID IT

>>147561653
I'm up two billion ISK today.

Isn't industry fun?

>>147561653
>people are cheating if they buy low and sell high and move products between market hubs and all that
>ITS EXPLOITATIVE AND CHEATING

>>147562008
>can't prove what I said was flase...because it's not false.

i rest my case. you can't handle the fact that Eve is no longer the only space-themed MMo out there and the fact that others are doing it better.

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join tengoo

>>147562339
You literally ignored the last 4 months which has been nothing but the war on goons. Every war has been generated by players.

Your notion that some theme-park MMO is a replacement for read endeavors that actually have significant progress on the game and the rewards are existential to it is fucking retarded.

>>147562339
Hi friend. E:D kickstarter backer here.

You're full of shit, there's piss all to do in elite. I can fly my freegle around a bit and maybe shoot a guy, or I can fly my confessor around in eve, dick about with the new event, and fite some mans in lowsec.

>>147562628
LMAOOOO What fucking war you tard? The one where goons rolled over and moved out, the one where there was no real fighting ecvept ceptors killing entosis iterons?

yeah great war

>>147562657
>unironically doing the event.

I guess it's clear why eve players are cucks. Between having 100s of third party apps because they are cucked by their alliance and having to do hundreds of sites over and over again for 10k SP. It all makes it clear

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guys if ccp removes local, will they also remove posting in /eog/?

>>147562786
m8. There are fights literally every day. Not 3000 pilot 10% tidi fuckfests, but actual fun fights. There have been for four months now.

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>>147562657
>join small gang
>be friends with CEO of corp
>hes all gung ho about it
>gets mad one day
>leaves me high and dry with all my shit out in nullsec

just fuck my shit how the fuck am i going to get home? Its pretty comfy out here, but i was really hoping to make mad money doing some teamwork. Does this kind of shit happen often in EVE? Everything was cool and then suddenly hes just GONE! he blocked me, wont return my messages, even on Eve. its kind of pissing me off. This is some serious bullshit, and its kind of ruining my fun.
wat do?

>>147562786
>I strawmanned this therefore I'm right
>iteron entosis
>no don't bring up all the sov conquest
>no don't bring up the massive influx of people who weren't even paid to engage on them
>no don't bring up the massive losses that goons including the 60 titans that got aborted.

>>147562982
>no don't bring up all those amazing huge ass fights not including the ones in actual Tidi
>no don't look at all that amazing shit

>>147562923
>Using an event to get fights is BADWRONGFUN.

>>147562973
It can happen, yeah. I still have a couple of bil in Deklein I won't be seeing for a while. If you have a jump clone in the station, try and sneak it out when shit's quiet. If not, make friends with someone else and get it out that way. Or get in whenever someone freeports the place.

>>147563138
http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=1442&b=7106065&e=56&t=e
Never not fighting.

>>147562317

>do some "trading" to get a ton of money
>buy all ships and give your money to everyone
>wonder why the game is boring and everyone left

It isnt that hard to understand. Gold farmers infest any game with player trading and it has no place in Elite.

>>147563390
This never happens

Go ahead go try and buy up all the cruisers on market in jita and see where that gets you

>>147563390
this here is why ED is better than Eve. Ships have actual value. The things you fly have actual value.

In Eve, inflation is so fucking high, nothing has value until you get to fly supercarriers and titans around. Like fuck Eve, what's the point unless you invest into a broken system?

>>147563390
>do some "trading" to get a ton of money
That is exactly what it's called it's trading on margins

Another form of trade is between hubs because an item might be more expensive in another hub than in yours so you buy where the price is low then sell where the price is high. This balance diminishes the more volume is moved and the more is sold so the profits aren't sustained.

>>147563654
>I don't understand how eve ships work:the post

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>>147563654
>ships have no value
>ships listed on market for a price people are willing to pay

>>147563390
>buy all ships
You have no idea about EVE market volumes. You'd have somehow suck dry an ridiculous ammount of ships.

>>147564107
not to mention doing so would drive the price up and manufacturers would respond to the lack of said ship on the market.

>>147564228
>>147564107
No you see thats CHEATING because well you made the money and I didn't that means you're an exploiter

>>147563537

I mean in Elite. So many whingers do exploits like stacking long range smuggling run missions, and they amass billions and buy all the ships and complain that the game is boring. Well yeah, you cheated and got all the ships instead of playing and enjoying the game. If player trading is implemented, this would happen on a wider scale, and the whinging would just get worse.

>>147564295
Sounds like your economy is fucked because the prices are fixed and the supply is artificially finite.

You see if you had a REAL economy like in EVE this would never happen.

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>>147564290
>you made the money and I didn't that means you're an exploiter

>>147564295
>If player trading is implemented, this would happen on a wider scale, and the whinging would just get worse
If player trading was implemented the price of that ship would jump causing a rush of players to saturate that demand and sell their ships to that market. Industrialists would build specifically those ships because they're suddenly so valuable.

>smuggler mission exploits
how is it exactly an exploit if you run multiple of the same mission and how is it cheating by buying ships?

>>147564427
I was purposely being sarcastic because thats the same retarded arguments the stupid asses on the forums used so ED got changed so that the prices and supply and demand were all fixed meaning there was no inflation, no growth, no nothing

>unironically advocating for inflation

I see we're dealing with an anarcho-capitalist retard faggot here/

>>147564849
Inflation is good for an economy stupid ass this is economics 101

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>>147564849
>hurr durr free market is bad
>literally every prosperous period in history is directly related to economic freedom
pls biomoss irl

>>147562937
why would they remove local

>>147565842
because its cheating and exploitative

>>147564925
>inflation is good

LMAO

>>147566183
explain

>>147566196
>I've never studied intro to econ in highschool

>>147566196
For a normal economy to progress and gain value, yes inflation is good for an economy

>>147566520
>i have to get poorer for companies to succeed

back to your containment board

>>147567449
This is not an argument, spewing some stupid shit that has nothing to do with it then saying "hurr go back to where ever" is not an argument.

Go read a book stupid ass

>>147561928
What's this?

>>147567679
>inflation means my money is worth less making me poorer
>"it's good for businesses though"

what part hurts your feelings

>>147567948
I never said any of that

Inflation is what increases the value of your money, investments, assets, etc. Inflation is caused by the trade and balance of economy markets.

so you can keep making shit bait thats not an argument or you can type something like a real rebuttal

>>147568278
>inflation increases the value of money

please, keep going

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>>147568278
>inflation
>LITERALLY means the same amount of currency buys you less things.

holy shit

>>147568494
>>147568787
>I didn't study economics and I believed only the stupid shit MSNBC told me
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/macroeconomics/inflation-topic/deflation-inflation-scenarios-tutorial/v/moderate-inflation-in-a-good-economy

>>147568787
>>147568494
http://www.marketplace.org/2015/10/15/economy/little-bit-inflation-actually-good-thing
http://www.investorguide.com/article/11755/is-inflation-really-good-for-the-economy-igu/
Maybe if you retards actually understood how inflation works you'd know that its good for an economy

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>>147568931
wow

>>147569224
>I looked up a definition instead of finding out how it affects an economy

http://www.economist.com/economics-a-to-z/i#node-21529397

heres a real economic dictionary with a real inflation definition you tool

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>>147568931
>>147569071
>>147569501
All of those places say the same thing. That inflation decreases the value of money. I was right. I didn't argue whether or not it was good or bad for the economy, only that it decreases the value of money. Which all of your sources agreed with.

>>147569871
>I didn't argue whether or not it was good or bad for the economy
>>147566196

>>147569871
>Inflation is good for an economy
>BUT NOT MY MONEY
>for an ECONOMY
>BUT ME ME ME

>>147569871
>I didn't argue whether or not it was good or bad for the economy
actually you did

Because I posted "inflation is good for an economy" but you kept spewing shit about "NOT GOOD FOR MONEY" which no one gave a fuck about

>>147569871
>bad for money
no one said anything about this, Inflation is the pressure to move money and its good for an economy.

ecm is fine

give me one reason why decreasing the value of money is good for the economy or anyone else, retards.

hint: You can't

>>147572889
>http://www.economist.com/economics-a-to-z/i#node-21529397
Theres tons of real life examples where inflation target have benefited the economy, how deflation is worse for the economy and how inflation benefits the growth of the economy

>>147570323
not that poster.

>>147570682
>>147568278
>inflation increases the value of money
>blantly wrong
>somehow what I said is wrong
?

>>147571387
Wrong poster again. I have only 2 posts here.

>>147571538
see >>147568278
I was correcting that poster. If we want to have an arguement about whether inflation is actually good for an economy or not we can. But that is never what I was arguing.

i said ecm is fucking fine

>>147575314
its broken you retard

autocannon tornado

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Tfw no one will ever post a viable artillery vagabond fit that doesn't rely on meme module reactor controls.

>no fitting

been looking to scratch my MMO itch, is this the game for me?

no
fuck off

>>147575634
explain

>>147577330
fuck off, stop baiting

>>147577435
try and stop me

>>147577613
reported

>>147577683
for

>>147577774
insubordination

>>147577265

why arent you replying to the post? im assuming youre responding to the post above yours

>tfw you meet some new EVE fag who hasn't tried killing themselves yet
oh my sweet summer child

>>147580580

broadcast for le reps

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GOYGLE

>>147581334
broadcast4cap

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>>147583668
>GOYgle

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Player owned iapetan titans when?

concord ships flyable when?
concord capitals when?
concord titans when?

bigger ships are so passe

Eve doesn't even to scale everything looks like a frigate

>>147586678

>first time playing eve with starter ibis
>always think that ibis is just a small tiny fighter because of the front window
>looks like a small cockpit
>cant figure out how ships scale with each other because of that
>finally learn that its actually a large bridge and ibis is a lot larger than it seems
>ship scales are still fucked because everything is gigantic and theres no point of reference

I fucking hate CCP for this.

>>147586281

Just train Polaris V.

You just need the prereq of Polaris V to train Polaris.

the values are fucked in this game

just look at the celestial info

>>147587238
>the values are fucked
>just look at this thing that has so much to it
its like citing google as your source

is this game dead? why they offering me 2 for 1 subscription deal?

>>147593230
because its not dead?

guys is mcdonalds dead? i have a 2 for one burger coupon

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really makes you think...

>not going to hardees

>>147593230
because this game is P2W. players like to bury their heads in the sand and scream that it's not, but it is. The more alts you have the more isk you make and the more ships you get to replace and have the upper hand against someone with just one account.

>>147593625
you could do that same thing with just isk though
and at that point youre basically just complaining that neets have more time to play than you
jee what a paradigm

How do I have fun with frigates in this game?

>>147594246
ecm

>>147594246
>go to fw space
>sit in a novice outpost
Tadaa

>>147594324
>get killed by 2+ frigs because noone else flies alone

the official 1v1 (though still not always) solar system is tama. you should know this.

>buy new frigate
>watch your fucking dscan instead of being a MASSIVE FUCKING RETARD like this guy >>147594412
>sit in novice outpost
Tadaa!

>>147593625
>because this game is P2W.
No

>""""""""""""""""""official"""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""1v1"""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>147594692
sorry, unofficial

>>147593625
>players like to bury their heads in the sand
>>147594668

case in point

>>147594692
Snuff only camps the Nourv gate (and only for a couple of hours here and there) they don't give a shit largely about the rest of the system and most of them are solo when not in a fleet. There's also FW shitters all over who will give you a go.

>>147594815
>make a retarded non-argument
>claim anyone who disagrees is putting their head in the sand
>claim victory by infallibility