/d2g/ Dota 2 General

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

guys grant's gonna start streaming soon

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if i take a second to do anything then how did i dodge this stun with only like 200ms delay

CHECK
MATE8m8e

Akke seems like such a nice guy. Like the kind of guy who would be your wing man and take the ugly girl even though he's better looking than you. The kind of guy who would carry all the heavy stuff when helping you move. Just an all round nice kind of guy. I really hope he does well.

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you disjointed it retardo

Honestly AF would be such a good team if they got rid of Thug.

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It's the 4th of July boys.

Post THE webm. You know which one.

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>>147445314
>Loda's face
everytime

>>147445885
yes i accidentally used manta at the exact right time to accidentally disjoint it thats clearly what happened

>>147446014

>is loved by everyone on the team
>read: takes turns sucking each team member off under their desks
>LITERAL swedecucks

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>>147445993

>>147445942
they're all very inconsistent desu they're taking turns at being shit
thug just happens to have several signature heroes which are out of the meta but he's very capable

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>>147445524
You need to understand that it's people like you that make people assume most people on 4chan are actually mentally handicapped

I am not arguing about the actual item itself, I am saying that when you literally only have a skadi and a linkens 40 mins into the game, that might not be a good thing.

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>>147445993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAEmpdSHC10

>>147446134
why is this so cringe

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>>147446134

>paying attention to the oscars
>EVER

>>147446215
>You need to understand that it's people like you that make people assume most people on 4chan are actually mentally handicapped

If that sentence was any more tortured it would be a war crime

>>147446134
what is this?

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Why do people pay 4100 gold to downgrade a 117 mana per second item into a 12 mana per second item?

>>147446331
Rape survivors at the last oscar ceremony

>>147446331
fetishization of the victim and the celebration of weakness

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>>147446216

We have THE BEST shitposting

>>147446316
the overuse of people is obnoxious, but it's really not that hard to follow

>>147446331
lady gaga's oscar performance iirc

>>147446067
you can use manta anytime during the time the projectile is traveling to disjoint it

thats what disjointable means you fucking retard

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>>147446382
>Rape survivors
>people still call it 'surviving' rape

>>147446345
respawn time

manapool size

item slots

you can just buy another soulring

snowball potential

>>147446067

You retard. Manta dodging is using the 0.1s iFrames to avoid a non-disjointable effect. Like Era manta dodging glimpse, or avoiding a laguna blade with mirror image. You didn't dodge shit

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>Madara Sven
Ok, there is NO WAY to AF to lose this game.

>>147446215
Riki can't farm conventionally so his income is entirely reliant on taking good fights and farming lanes where he's incredibly vulnerable to ganks

Furthermore riki is almost always now played as a pos 4 roamer who transitions into core through ganking so expecting him to perform on the level of a safelane farmer is ridiculous and yet something I see constantly

Without the match ID its all heresay from an unreliable narrator but I'm willing to bet the riki wasn't the problem here, it was the knowitall redditor who wouldn't shut the fuck up

>>147446819
yeah i mean he was so good at the end of the qualifiers

>>147446134
>direkte
fuck off kraut

>>147446852
I can't give you the match ID because it was a 10v10 custom game

:^))))))))))))))))))))))

>play 5 games today
>someone abandoned half way in every single one of them

what the fuck is going on? did i get put in low prio without knowing it?

>>147446724

>respawn time

Not worth 4100 gold

>slots

you don't cap out on slots w/tinker until lategame, at which point bloodstone becomes irrelevant mana-wise since you have lv3 rearm

>you can just buy another soulring

Or you know, not lose it in the first place?

>snowball

which totally doesn't come with dagon 5, sheep, euls, shiva or any other item you might want? fucking hell.

Bloodstone tinker players should seriously consider suicide - which ironically is the only use of that shit item on that shit hero.

DAILY REMINDER THAT BLOODSTONE IS VIABLE ONLY ON:

>STORM
>LESH
>TIMBER
>LINA
>____dusa_____

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>>147447027
That's okay fampai I wouldn't have watched it anyway

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>>147446724
>respawn time
do you plan on dying?
IF YOU BLINK IN YOU DIE
>manapool size
mana pool size is secondary to Rearmable Actives Which Grant Mana (Sacrifice of Soul Ring, Mend of Guardian Greaves)
>item slots
how is making an item 9.75 times less effective item slot efficient?
>you can just buy another soulring
nice job spending your 4100 gold then
>snowball potential
Show me a match that didn't end before one team got 105 kills that isn't 10v10.

>>147446134
>breast cancer awareness week

>>147446749
yes, i did dodge it, because it would have hit me during the time that i manta'd

it doesn't matter if it's disjointable or not, it was still dodged with the correct timing, true fact.

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>>147447051
>dagon
>buying the memebackbait the item on tinker
"Two of my abilities do exclusively one thing, deal damage, and the third does damage and grants 100% miss chance on outgoing attacks. I know, I'll build MORE damage!"

>>147447334

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Manta_Style

Read the wiki you 3k cockmongler. Dodging =/= disjointing

>>147447517
youre missing the point

if it were a non disjointable projectile i still would've disjointed it because the timing was correct, that is the point

showing skill where it wasnt necessary is called "flexing", I flexed on that WK.

It has nothing to do with the fact that I don't remember which projectiles are disjointable and not ;^^^^^^^^))))))))

honestly tho i bet a lot of pros are missing huge gaps in their knowledge of that

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>be trying to play dota 2
>nerdass roaming mirana on our team won't shut the fuck up about the draft and meta and shit
>launches into a tirade about why jungling is always bad
>has a thin high-pitched bitch nerd voice and is literally scolding us about our picks and our item builds
>he feeds 3 deaths because he's so busy whining, doesn't land a single arrow
>everyone on the team mutes him
>we win despite his general uselessness, he ends up with 3 times the deaths of anyone else on the team
>on fucking mirana

When will you autists realize that nobody fucking cares what you've learned about dota from Purge's channel, especially when you're playing like shit the whole time
Get a friend or something

>>147447334
So you don't even know how manta disjointing works, interesting

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>>147447606
flex THIS

>>147447051
>dusa
just another reason to disregard your 2k theorycrafting

>>147447631
of course i know how manta disjointing works >>147447606


go ahead and list 3 non disjointable projectiles, go ahead. i know you're auto refreshing so if your post is more than ~30 seconds behind my post you looked it up

>>147447708
>Heart of Tarrasque that doesn't get turned off when you take damage and scales.
>bad item
65% REDUCTION
5
%

>>147447771
>autism: the post

>>147447771
Stormhammer

Anyone here like Dota 2?

>>147447771
>doesn't even know wraithfire blast is disjointable
>b-ut you can't name 3 disjointable projectiles in 30s

lmao

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>queue time 22:30

>>147448104
yeah in fact 17 posters couldn't name more than 1 non disjointable projectile in 5 minutes since i posted

point proven

>>147448059
its ok

>>147447771

Skywrath Q, unstable concoction, necro Q, paralyzing cask, sven stun (I think)

Dude just stop digging yourself into a deeper and deeper hole

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how the fuck did he do that?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqQgcKmkqqc

this is incredibly satisfying to watch

>>147448059
why the fuck would you like mobas
wtf
it's such a shitty genre

>>147448221
>point proven
I actually doubt you graduated middle school*
a middle schooler has better logic than that

>>147447229
>>147447051
ok you 2k retards I'll go into more depth

Tinker is snowball core which is why bloodstone is so important on him. Since he cannot carry in a traditional sense and he can't hit buildings it's extremely important that he is alive for all fights. Being able to save your buyback on tinker is huge because again as a core he's reliant on winning teamfights entirely so his team can push.

>Do you plan on dying
That's a stupid argument and way to think of dota. Tinker should play to WIN not trying not to die. Sometimes you have to take risks to win dota.

>slots
Tinker is a slot whore, once he's past the 20min mark he should always have a full inventory. If your tinker has a soulring in fights at the 40min mark then you've already lost. You have to remember that the downside of soulring is that it costs HP, early game this isn't an issue because tinker has infinite bottle charges. As the game progresses tinker replaces his bottle and the constant HP removal is a risk. Also you don't buy another soulring so you can take it to fights, you buy it so you can stash all your items in base and then soulring and regen faster or to farm a bit faster in the jungle. You don't take it to fights

>>147448281
looks like a bug
did he change his hero during selecion?

>>147448487
>Tinker is snowball core
Already wrong. Tinker peaks off at level 9.

>>147448632
good argument glad I wasted my time trying to talk to you

>>147448663
No problem, now I don't have to talk to a guy that thinks a 12 mana per second item is better than a 117 mana/s one

>>147448221
Jesus christ this is horrifying

>>147448240
sven stun was changed to be disjointable
also you forgot the meme ones snowball and lifebreak

Undisjointable projectiles
The following abilities are not disjointable, which means that attempting to disjoint those abilities does not cause their projectiles to lose track of the target. When their target turns invisible, they are still fully affected.

Alchemist - Unstable Concoction
Gyrocopter - Homing Missile
Huskar - Life Break
Leshrac - Lightning Storm
Lich - Chain Frost
Lina - Laguna Blade
Lion - Finger of Death
Medusa - Mystic Snake
Mirana - Starstorm
Necrophos - Death Pulse
Queen of Pain - Scream of Pain
Rubick - Spell Steal
Skywrath Mage - Arcane Bolt
Spectre - Spectral Dagger
Tiny - Toss
Treant Protector - Leech Seed
Tusk - Snowball
Visage - Soul Assumption
Winter Wyvern - Splinter Blast
Witch Doctor - Paralyzing Cask

a lot of these are obvious. interesting to see the list though

Toss being non disjointable can have a very interesting effect: If you get tossed and die in midair and immediately buyback, you will land on the ground where you were thrown with fountain regen active

>>147448852
i feel like there should be more, non disjointable shit is almost as valuable as BKB piercing shit

>>147448852
>>Huskar - Life Break
Uh, when you move more than a certain distance away from him it cancels life break though?

What if Assassinate was no longer disjointable?

Would Sniper be viable then?

>>147449062
that's not a disjoint it is a particular built in hardcoded effect of the spell, same with shit like omnislash

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Literally born to have children and have sex

>>147448505
nah
i asked him at the end of the game how he did it and he just replied 'abuse'

dota is a shit game

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>>147446917
Apologize.
Now.

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>>147448852
>lightning storm
how is it a projectile in the first place
i thought it's arc lightning derivative with changed visuals
>Rubick - Spell Steal
i remember one time blinking away right after spellstealing something and the projectile didn't follow my rubdick but went to the place he last was at like a disjointed projectile and gave me the spell when the projectile expired
>>147449062
that's a special interaction, not behavior of regular projectiles

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So THICC

>>147448487

Okay you mouthbreathing mong. What exactly do you want to build on tinker?

The progression is:

Null + regen
Soul ring
BoT
Blink/Euls (both, situationally)

That's your core for 20-25 mins. Slots are going to be: BoTs, SR, Blink, Euls.

Then you open up options for a 5th slot:
>dagon if stomping/against squishies like TB or
PA
>shivas if against 4+ melee
>agha if playing from behind and need to spam rockets from HG

Last item is almost always sheepstick, filling out all 6 slots. At this point, BoTs II or selling SR for another mana item becomes a possibility - once tinker has sheep he has enough mana to safely ditch soul ring.

NEVER

NEVER

NEVER

Is bloodstone better than any of these items. Never forget that IF YOU BLINK IN YOU DIE. A stray finger? Dead. A random mirana arrow? Dead as dead. Storm? Ur fucken dead kiddo.

>Tinker should play to WIN not trying not to die

What part of IF YOU BLINK IN YOU DIE is not clear to you?

The most you can deviate is not going euls, but rather aether lens - that's really down to personal preference, but I find that infinite CC at the 25 minute mark is absurdly strong. Just continuously lifting a core while shitting out rockets is super strong.

>>147449352
?

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>PSG shitflinging argument leads to d2g becoming better and more knowledgable at dota

every time. this is why i'm your guy and anime has to GO. Here's a rare webm: the easiest rampage that ever happened

>>147449234
>welcome to doturd where nothing makes any sense
if you didn't play WC3 maybe

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How do we fix Ursa?

>>147449404
>euls tinker

lol don't even know if this is a serious post or not

>>147449365
they have a note saying lightning storm is on the list because like finger and laguna blade there's a tiny delay between selecting the target and the spell hitting even though it's a non-projectile spell

you can't disjoint during that tiny window even. they're just making that point

>pa throws a 1000 damage dagger, blinks, bashes, crits 2 more times
>miss 4/6 times

how is that allowed?

>>147449404
>>shivas if against 4+ melee
Shivas is rendered obsolete by Lotus Orb.

>teammate picks sniper
>I go support bloodseeker
>gank his lane often to ensure he has freefarm
>spend the entire game acting as the sniper's spotter and bodyguard
>keep him bloodraged in fights, rupture anyone who goes on him and use my force staff to eject him out of harm's way

ez game

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>>147448852
You missed spark wraith m8

>>147449437

I-I-I was just pretending to be retarded...

KYS

>>147449537
viable against omni

>>147449650
not a projectile, just the visual effect of one

maybe it should be on the list though

>>147449537

>rearmable phase shift blink
>bad
>ever

Look up sumail tinker games - he loves euls, and it wrecks face. Of course you don't build it against alch, DS or shit like that which can interrupt your euls+blink combo, but it's solid in 80% of games

can 2ks stop giving advice on dota

>>147449893
oh god he was serious rofl

>>147449926
excuse you, we're actually 4k hero spammers with a very narrow understanding of dota

What if there was an item that could purge enemies (or even allies maybe) but for int heroes, such as supports, and it wouldn't be tied to 7/14 charges max
perhaps it could take the form of some kind of rod, and it could give health and some intelligence

>>147449404
Bloodstone is bad because Soul Ring does it's job better because TINKER HAS THE MOTHERFUCKING REARM.
You need to have space of 12 and a half seconds between rearms and subsequent Sacrifices (the sr active name) for the bloodstone to make the same mana gain, and Tinker doesn't fucking wait, he rearms and spams spells until he runs dry then spends the refractory period dipping his gnome dick in the fountain.

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IMPORTANT REMINDER

By not voting for Invoker you're letting Reddit win

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STOP TALKING ABOUT THE GAME YOU STUPID KEKS
POST ANIME

what gonna happen to skins ?

>>147449926
this >>147450032

t. 4k ET spammer

>>147449926
NO!!!!!! Let's discuss QUAD NULL TALISMAN NECROPHOS

Necrophos needs stats and loves stats. Though regen is good, having just a big HP and MP pool is better because you can regen it fast anyway. If necro is paired with burst or has burst himself he can clinkz basically anyone down before they have bkb.

Necrophos loves killing and what helps you kill? Dagon and Veil. So this is probably the most efficient build of all time for any hero:
Tangos Null
Null
Treads
Null Null
Dagon
Veil
doesnt matter u already won

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>>147449926
Even a 2k is right when he says that 117+125 is greater than 12.

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hello recent lel convert i have about 50 hours into the game now and just tried lina as a mid carry she is tons of fun but i have a few questions pls respond ty ty

i really like the int item with the 5s silence cause it builds out of the oblivion staffs which goes well with her passive but is this viable when late game comes once your passive is maxed? is there a cap on attack speed where having the item with more atkspd is useless if your at 3 stacks

also whats a good defensive item on lina i just buy shiva's guard but it doesnt feel to impactful

>>147449961

t. 3k shitstain

>>147450219
>i really like the int item with the 5s silence cause it builds out of the oblivion staffs which goes well with her passive but is this viable when late game comes once your passive is maxed?
if you upgrade it to bloodthorn you could theoretically become a rightclicking carry if you use your passive to its full extent
a good defensive item is octarine

guys they're right about soulring

the proper tinker build is soulring, guardian greaves, refresher, octarine and bloodstone

you literally never run out of mana and don't have to waste time going to base (tinkers biggest weakness) which means you also don't waste a slot on useless travels

give weaver ult 0 castpoint

that shit is so fucking uselss and weaver sucks a fat nut

>>147450219
Attack speed is capped at 600 and you get ~250 from 3 stacks of fiery soul
you're good anon, make sure to upgrade it to bloodthorn too

>>147450383
>octarine
cool thanks

so there is no attack speed hard cap?

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DOTARDS

WHY DOES YOUR GAME

NOT INCLUDE A FOOT FETISH HERO?

>>147450219
You buy orchid for the active not the attack speed.

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how do i ursa

>>147450528
you arent ever going to hit the attack speed cap and if you are building in a way that would lead you toward it then you are building wrong.

>>147450528
there is a cap on atk speed, but the bloodstone is good for the crits, not the stats

>>147450575
>who is Lina the Slayer
>who is Krobelus the Dead Prophet
>who is Lyralei the Wind Runner

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In DOTA 2 there is a thing called the "gays attack speed". I do not understand why such blatant homophobic discrimination is allowed. Please Valve remove this hate speech from your game!!!

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>>147450515
>>147450620
>>147450646
this is what i needed to know.

>

>>147450575
Is windrunner not a hero

>>147450219
Orchid is semi-decent, but it's really fucking easy to dispel, including by items for half the price. When you occassionally encounter an enemy with a brain, lube up your ass because you'll be throwing 4k down the drain.

Attack speed caps on 600 (and minimum of 20, you can't get disarmed by heavy as slows), every unit has innate 100 it gets just by existing, each Agility grants 1 more. Fiery Soul is 3*85=255, Orchid Malevolence is 30 AS, you still have about 200 to go.

>>147450745
>>147450810
>Whore that runs on her bare feet all day long
>Bitch with feet covered in shit, dirt and mud
>Foot fetish hero
?????????

>>147450961
>foot + scat
Damn.. Really makes you think

>>147450961
Lina floats

>>147451082
Foodscat?

>>147450950
But the people who have the money to buy something to dispel orchid with are the people you DON'T gank when you get orchid.

Orchid is for hunting squishy supportsluts and pounding their ice cold scaley vaginas.

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>>147450961

>>147451125
lina isn't a whore

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Fear will save us from the yuropoor scum

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>>147451362
Lina is a whore.

so I did the math

I have a 8% winrate in my last 100 games when my team picks no reliable stuns

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>>147450961
?

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>>147451362
>Lina
>Not the queen of whores.

>>147451439
Who is that whore

>17m$ soon
VALVE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>147451454
>>147451531
uh yeah you're going to delete both of these posts like right now

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>>147451513
Literally designed to be impregnated.

>>147451491
maybe you should pick a hero with a reliable stun then

>>147451513
>Ugly: check
>Semi naked: check
>French and thus riddled with STDs and busy sucking Islam cock: check
>Ugly gangreen feet: check

I mean if the argument was about farts then ghost lady would be at the top but her feet suck donkey dick as does she.

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>>147451631
She's a massive slut dude, look I even have photo evidence.

>>147451439
>tfw you will never have passionate threesome with Insil and Ephey

Why. Even. Live.

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>>147451491
>teammates pick 4 core heroes with 0 hard disables between them
>bitch at me for not supporting them properly

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Hero that makes everything you do have its effect reverse and what happens to your hero happens to enemy hero when?

i.e. :
>wisp trying to heal ally but kills them
>guardian angel gives -999999 armor

>>147451684
quite literally the worst post i have ever read

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>>147451631
Lina is a bigger whore than even the queen of whores herself (Luna)

>>147449517
+1 INT

>>147451808
>magnus blows people to all corners of the map

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>>147451808
>Rubick gives a spell to an enemy

LoLbabs would DIE

>>147449517
+50 attack range

>>147451584
>6k
>winner
>NA girl
>superior to fwosh
>shat all over ritsu
>can win 1v1 against other girls

Insils is the perfect woman.

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>SUBHUMAN PINOY MMR ASSASSINS
EVERY
FUCKING
GAME


>NAKED DAGON NYX
NO BOOTS NO MERCY NO KILLS

>>147452075
>shat all over Ritsu
Tables have turned? The Poo got Loo'd

>>147452075
>female
>perfect
ok dude

>>147452075
>>shat all over ritsu
where/when

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>>147451808
>Meepo gets ultimate
>Gets removed from the game

?????????????

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Is 6 hours of sleep pretty good or not?
I always go 5-6-7 hours of sleep depends if I gotta do something the next day

This good games done quick shit is a new level of autism. The guys on it are the type of people that makes our hobby pathetic af

>>147452535
-said the dotard
xDDD

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>>147452075
I like Ephey better, she is 5k tho

>>147449647
So, did he end up carrying? Did he get good items like Skadi?

>>147451808
>sunder a tower
>it gains HP

>>147452585
Cute

What is /d2g/s verdict on gotards drama?

>>147452126
Vendetta makes up for noboots :^)

>>147452330
>>147452161
Look up her twitter

>>147452918
who cares

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>>147452918
fuck that what is d2gs verdict on quad null tali necro

note that it's QUAD null tali, you have to buy 4 not 3, even if the last one just sits there.

What's the reverse of relocate?
What's the reverse of teleportation?
What's the reverse of rearm?
What's the reverse of reverse polarity?
What's the reverse of dismember?
What's the reverse of x mark?
What's the reverse of cleave Sven?
What's the reverse of omnislash?
What's the reverse of blinding light?
What's the reverse of hunter in the night?

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>>147445993

>>147453124
Sounds pretty OP but I don't see what quad null can do vs 6 branch WK

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>>147445314
kek

>>147453281
>replying to pro spectre gaming
off yourself

How legit is stacking attack speed slows against a right clicker team? Skadi and Shiva on Viper for example.

>>147453281
you know i actually got my shit pushed in so utterly hard one time by 4 branch mid witch doctor

at level 3 if a cask hits you youre dead

but seriously 4 null tali treads necro, you can get that at like 15 minutes, and you have 1500 HP or something. How the fuck do you deal with 1500 HP necro with 1000 mana to heal his team at 15 minutes?

im going to queue for the first time in almost two years, wish me luck

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>>147445993

>>147453390
why wouldn't you want a force staff etc to get away from them instead

you don't stack items that do the same thing and you don't stack items that already do what your hero does by default. being able to do different things in different situations is almost always superior to being able to do 1 thing really hard.

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>>147445993

>>147453164
>Relocate
You stay where you are.
>Teleportation
You teleport to the enemy equivalent of the building you targeted
>Rearm
All your spells and items going on cooldown.
>Reverse polarity
The polarities get reversed a second time and do a 480° turn so nothing happens
>Dismember
Pudge reassembles the hero, healing them and damaging Pudge for all the pieces of his own meat he uses
>X marks the spot
The targeted hero teleports to somewhere he was not when the spell was cast four seconds after the start.
>Cleave Sven
Sven hits enemies behind him whenever he strikes
>Omnislash
Juggernaut very slowly walks from enemy to enemy, healing them once
>Blinding light
A trip to the eye doctor
>Hunter in the night
Hunter in the day

>>147451651
maybe you should read

I said when my TEAM doesnt pick any not me

>>147453390
In this game offense always outscales defense
The best way to slow someone's attack speed is to kill them

>>147453390
100%.

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It is the motherfucking 4th of July. Why aren't any of you posting freedom?

>>147453684
I guess. I rather do that rather than try do everything at once. In my mmr that works.

Like Zeus that buys Refresher Scepter Dagon. It sucks ass yet it wins them matches no matter my Pipes and BKBs against my team.

It's not that important so far to me at my skill level.

>>147452075
>shat all over ritsu

How and when?

>>147453814
Nah
>relocate
brings 2 random enemy heroes to your location

>illidan streaming for 13 hours straight

are proplayers superhumans

>>147453963
Excuse me dotard you are in the LEAGUE OF DOTARD GENERAL where you can only POST LESBIAN ANIME GIRLS like WINTER WYVERN and LINA there is NO FREE DUMB here for 2k MMRs like (YOU)

>>147453390
The best attack slow effect in the game is called stun.

>>147454056
>illidan
>pro

LMAO

>>147454056
>no more team to leech off free money
>no skills in real life because vidya pro gamer
Only money he gets is stream bux

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>>147454073
I am a winner. Can you say the same?

>>147454056
lmao could you be any more of a stupid normie

>>147454009
>In my mmr that works.

you can learn to think above your mmr or you can stay there forever. don't stack the same thing, learn to do different things.

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>>147453963
People in my neighborhood have been setting off fireworks at all hours of the day and night for the past five days straight.

I'm a little fucking freedomed out right now.

GIVE A HERO A VERY MINIMAL BUFF TO MAKE HIM OVERPOWERED AS SHIT

>Omniknight's heal now pierces magic immunity

>>147453963
Freedom? You mean the USrael?

>>147454253
>making a 400 pure damage spell pierce magic immunity is a "very minimal buff"

k i l l y o u r s e l f

>>147454212
happy treason day lad

>>147454174
>free
>movement
>for
>mexicans

It was nice knowing you lads

>>147454174
Your owners are the winners*
*ftfy for you

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>>147454262
The USA will be freed of the EU's trickery

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Why is there no spy hero?

>>147454468
hmm yes a hero that can go invisible and backstab people now that would be nice

>>147454468
>Who is Rikimuhjew, the Stealth Assassin

>>147454203
Think of it this way. Buying Dagon on Zeus has won me more matches than buying Force, Blink, etc.

I think it's all situational. Then again all Viper does is just slow. I mean Mek is the only thing he can do "differently" right?

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>>147454582
>posting the inferior negress waifu

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why is she so perfect but has no arcana yet?

>>147454607
>>147454609
The TF2 spy's gimmick is impersonation and sabotage of enemy structures, riki specializes solely in dickstabbery

>>147454582
>>147454680
please refrain from posting ugly monkeys in the future

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>>147454582
Wimbledon

>>147454361
Pierce magic immunity FOR ALLIES

Dumb frog poster

>>147454692

Because volvo are cucks.

>>147454661
what the fuck do you think a force staff is dude? why do you think i used that as an example?

when the hero CANT DO THINGS you GIVE THEM ITEMS THAT DO THINGS

arguing with 1ks is fucking pointless yes please continue just building dagon you can stay at 1k forever

OGRE MAGI
EARTHSHAKER
FACELESS VOID

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>>147454749
kys

>>147454740
Well if towers were as dangerous as a tier 3 sentry then maybe there would be a use for it

>>147454913
dayum

what a goddess

>>147448852
What happens if lich ults lifestealer, but before chain frost touches him he infest someone?

>>147454253
>LC range increases to 300

She has a fucking huge sword/wathever

what if there was a hero that could pretend to be towers

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>>147454913
>>147454680
>Somebody else impregnated this before you did

Not fair.

what if there was a hero who had force staff as a spell

>>147455130
There was and he was nerfed.

>>147454789
I don't like Hurricane Pike on Viper personally. I prefer just getting BKB to be a frontliner with Shiva Skadi and AC.

I'm 2.5K. I do whatever has won me matches, and this has so far gotten me up 500+ mmr.

Once it doesn't then I change strats.

>>147454917
What if there was an engineer hero who could repair and upgrade towers and even build mini towers

>>147454913
what ever happened to her anwyay
>black hole ready
>black hole ready

>>147455130
earth spirit
aghs tusk

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>>147455072
Can't believe she stopped streaming and got married and impregnated. What a whore.

>>147455304
Had a kid with her boyfriend now.

what if there was a hero who had lotus orb as a spell

>>147455130
Earth spirit with aghs

>>147455039
>"oh look a Tower in the middle of the jungle, nothing unusual here guys"

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WHAT IF THERE WAS A HERO

WHO IS AN ITEM

????????????

what if there was a hero who had dagon as a spell

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>>147455304
See
>>147455359
Can't believe a pure Christian woman would do something like that.

what if there was a hero who could EMP planet Earth so we had to do something other than shitposting with our lives

what if items could be heroes

what if there was a hero who had refresher orb as a spell

>>147455413
That would be pretty interesting if it was a passive
maybe for a spy hero who could impersonate his own teammates and honeypot the enemy
and also disguise himself as tower

What item effect is only available for the item itself but not present in any other hero?

Like Hex from Scythe of Vyse is presented in Lion and Shadow Shaman, Silence from orchid is on a shitload of heroes, etc.

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>>147455481
>Axe

>>147455550
desu shitposting is much better to our planet than "hard working" i.e. producing shit nobody needs

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There needs to be championship entrances on Dota. Just imagine the crowd pop when EG enter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry8TpMbrA8k

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guys

what if you could sunder trees?

>>147455650
i hate you

what you could queue to play as a tree that had health and mana

what if you could buy heroes

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WHAT IF

YOU COULD PLAY

AS THE ANCIENT

????????????????

>>147455639
lotus orb
octarine core
linkens
armlet
gem
mjolner/maelstorm

>>147455936
but you can and he has infinite base damage?

what if you could worship certain gods and create mythological units based on your choices

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Guys there is one thing I don't understand about the lore

Why does Kreia kill the jedi masters?

what if boots movespeed stacked

what if you could end my pathetic life for once

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>>147456080
>laning against treant protector
>get hit for a gorillion damages
>fucker bought a blight stone
>still win the game easily because treant is fucking worthless

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>>147455991
You literally can play as an ancient you mong.

He's also the best hero in the game so it's lore accurate.

>>147456317
>Game called defence of the ancients
>Doesn't end when the ancient dies

?????????

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What if there was a Xom hero?

>>147455984
speaking of that, how does LoL work?

>lifestealer is in the meta rn
>want to play lifestealer in my solo mmr
>buy lifestealer
>meta shifts
>lifestealer no longer viable

something like that?

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>>147456292
>5 second aoe bkb piercing root+disarm
>worthless

>>147456463
Who is Chaos Knight, the Chaos Knight???

>>147456115
>mythological units

how would they even exist if they are just myths idiot

did you even think this through

>>147456507
>meta shifts
>in league of legends

yeah it takes like literally a year for anything to change in that game, and even then it always goes back to the same shit from like 3 years ago.

>>147456526
>knight of lel random
>doesn't even run the risk of his weapon becoming spontaneously sapient and beating the shit out of him

puhlease

>>147456526
>he doesn't call him Nessaj

>>147456507
That's how lol's business model works
>new hero comes out absurdly OP
>people buy him en masse
>gets nerfed to the ground after a week
>new hero come out...

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>>147455002
i would think the ult would vanish because lifestealer is removed from play

>>147456801
same thing that happens when lich ults puck
aka nothing and "report lich pls"

>>147456774
tfw your tony rushes brown boots + echo saber and cant figure out why he is so useless so he blames the team

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>>147455731
shut up you're being picked and have high pub winrate

What's a good alternative to vanguard on Axe? I hate buying that item.

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>>147455292
Treant Arc Warden Ogre Magi
Witch Doctor or Venomancer

>>147456770
>valve release absurdly OP hero
>he's free and with 0 cosmetics
>no one even plays him

I don't think valve really understand the whole "new heroes" business concept

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What if you could impregnate Tiffany?

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>>147457173
manta style for FULL PURE SPIN DAMAGE FROM ILLUSIONS

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>>147457342
Who the fuck attacks axe voluntarily much less illusions
Besides the price is not comparable to VG and it doesn't fulfill the same niche of early tankiness

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>>147456774
>tfw you settle your quarry

>>147457431
you usually blink and call in hero(es) + creeps, so creeps will attack illusions if you order them to attack hero

Hero: INT Nuker hard carry with scale.

INT ranged hero, hardcarry capapble of taking six slotted rivals.
int gain 34+3.2

Magic Bolt - Active
Throws a magic bolt to an enemy target, dealing 100/200/300/400% of INT as magical damage, stuns the target for 2 seconds, there is a 50% chance that a the bolt jumps onto another target near for half the damage, one time.

Frenetic Mana - Active
For 7/14/21/28 seconds, your attack speed and damage reduction increase by 200% of your current INT (50 int = 100% attack speed increase) cooldown of 15 seconds, due to the innate 25% damage reduction provided by magic resistance and also the armor value which reduces physical damage, the damage reduction ability is truncated to only work for a max of 55% damage reduction, magic resistance items and armor values will not work at all if this spell is activated.

Critical Magic - Passive
All your spells have a 40% chance to do x1.5/2.0/2.5/3.0 times its current damage, including items, in case of items with debuffs, their duration will increase by x2/3/4/5 times, the latter will only work with item based abilities.

Advanced Critical Magic - (Active) / Passive
Takes your current attack damage in count for the damage formula of magic bolt (INT+Attackdamagex%) (Passive)

Active: Bursts an enemy into an explosion of mana, dealing 800/1500/2000% of your current INT as pure damage, if the target dies, all allies around the caster will have all their mana replenished, while all enemies around the dying target will have all their mana taken away.

ASU: when the enemy target explodes also deals 20/30/40% of its max HP as magical damage to the nearby targets.

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Is Reinessa the best dotafu?

>>147457173
Skadi

>>147457431
Try Solar Crest. Only against physical though.

>>147457673
If you didnt have illusions the creeps would just hit you instead proccing helix anyway

Manta costs nearly 5k gold

>>147457830
solar crest causes misses therefore lowering helix chance

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I did over 13 hours today

FOR FREEEE

what the fuck am i doing with my life
im not even very good

>>147445314
>>147446014
wow someone who wears a retarded cap at all times is a spastic who knew

Matumba streaming poker
His gf is p cute 2bh

>>147458521
how new are you

How long do I need to play my smurf for my main to be out of low prio

>>147458594
sorry fanboy

>>147458139
Uh. Rod of Atos? There aren't many options outside of Vanguard for bulk.

reminder that females who are 4k+ stack

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So i'm relatively new to the game.
At what bracket does this kind of shit stop happening?

how to watch nel ingame thanks

>>147458264
over 13 hours of what

>>147459421
defense of the ancients 2

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What went wrong ? I rarely play carries and I want to improve.
I was the weaver. We had 16k xp and gold advantage. After one fight where invoker got me for 1100 gold things started to go downhill.

>>147459568
oh

well it sounds like you enjoy playing the game, anon

nothing wrong with that

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>>147459383
Every time I pick riki/clinkz/bh someone on my team immediately picks another invis hero right after me
It's like they think invis is stronger the more people use it
Then we have 3 different enemy heroes running around with dust by 10 minutes

>>147454048
>Relocating two enemy cores into fountain late game
Completely broken

>>147459383
>every other pro game
>"and... none of them have dust"

no bracket ever

>>147459647
Sniper and OD forgot to do damage
Huskar didn't but Huskar is dogshit late game

>>147459647
You died too much

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I'm actually very happy with the current state of the meta.
I think it has reached a very satisfying status, especially when it comes to comeback, which are just at the right level of happening.

>Riki roaming every game.
CALL ME WHEN THIS DUMB META IS DEAD.

>>147459647
Looks like the game went late
At that point it all comes down to creep waves, buybacks, rosh and not fucking up even a single time
How did BH do 3.9k tower damage?

>>147459647
>What went wrong ?
pick phase
how is this team comp even supposed to make sense?

What's your favourite hero phrase?

Mine is
"I like cutting things"
-ninja man

>>147460051
>"better to run than curse the road"

>>147460051
"have a rumble with me"
t. blond autismo man of fedora tipping and superior intellect

>>147460051
Upon finding a bounty rune, "AWOO"

>>147460051
"God is dead"
-Shadow Dinosaur

>>147459657
>nothing wrong with that
I woke up at 5pm, it's now 7am
I lost 125 MMR then clawed it all back. Net gain of zero. But got put in low priority because I am 1.5k and I cannot stop telling people what they're doing wrong.

>>147460051
>cut my life into pieces
>this is my last resort

>>147460284
>because I am 1.5k and I cannot stop telling people what they're doing wrong

This is why you're losing so much in the first place retard
Mute urself

>Soe interviewed George Takei and William Shatner

what teh fuck

>>147460051
>fuck magic
t. blinky purple man of much farm

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>pick treant
>level leech seed
>get blight stone oov
>FREE first blood

dotards?????

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Is De Dusk gonna be meta again?

>>147460051
My path on spoons - le blind purple guy

>>147460051

"From the Ghastly Eyrie I can see to the ends of the world, and from this vantage point I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag!"
-flying cuck