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inb4
>my cryo mix is better
>waifufagottry
>love/remove vox
>PR self shilling
>op can't inb4

We do have an official steam and discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about there not being any "official" steam or discord groups, promising RP or not, be sure it's a shitposter Goon group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.


>What is Space Station 13?
[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed)
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc (embed)

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: bother admins to get it updated
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
[YouTube] How to download BYOND (embed)

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/xUdBuWvj (embed)
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1st for Sec is the Best.
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First for carbons need not apply
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>release virus
>everyone knocked down and ripe for dna absorbtion
Too bad I forgot to evolve death sting and got raped by a borg.
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>ling for my 3rd time
>did bad the first 2 times
>now's my chance
>die
>guy bullies me after round ended
;_;
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>mfw you bring in a sucky sucky victim and try to debrain it
>mfw I don't connect the dots until I'm on the ground
I have to admit that made me a little bit upset. Good job

School rumble is good my man keep up the good work
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little known easter eggs!!!
ghosts can read books by touching the bookcases
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>>147391359
>made an ironically bad OP
>next OP is worse
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>eggs cost 100 chemicals
>if someone doesn't sign up for it the egg is wasted forever

so difficult to get a borer tide going
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why the fuck does outpost now have more crates
and why was the charged slime core removed, i really liked having that there
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Wizard rounds are fucking garbage.
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Why do mining vending machines sell facehuggers?
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>>147392337
Why contain it?
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>>147392337
they're toys
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>>147392337
toys
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weighted vote is me FAVORIT meyme
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>>147391359
>Tfw just want to play as a mouse every round
>feel like people will get mad or call me a metafag if I suicide at round start and become a mouse.
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>>147392391
>>147392390
>toys
don't they jump and move as well as violating your face without laying their babies in you?
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>>147392670
Dude just hit observe
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>>147392147
>still playing borer after that shit PR

>>147392672
They are sterile, and serve as toys or air masks
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reminder Deff SME is easiest SME to set up
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>>147392670
Yes, I'd say a dead body lying around is cause for alarm.

You're basically doing the equivalent of shouting fire in a crowded theater.
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>>147393094
becoming a mouse is an anti free speech meme?
is becoming a mommi like being a gungrabber too since they can't shoot at people?
is turning the lights off like turning the projector off at a crowded theatre?
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>>147393270
No, becoming a mommi is equivalent to the 10th Amendment.
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>>147393094

What if he went assistant, turned off sensors and immediately spaced himself

Would anyone care?
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>>147394535
nobody ever cares anyway unless you're a head
anyone can tell you fucking suicided
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>>147394535
No, and that's honestly a better way to go about it.

Or going up to the chef and offering himself to be turned into burgers. Or volunteering to be slime food at xenobiology. Or just requesting his body be put in the morgue by medical.

But just committing suicide in a random corner and not telling anyone at all? Yeah, that's bad. At best, no one will find you, but at worst you'll have the detective all paranoid.
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>>147394668
except you can tell if someone suicided by just examining them fagolio
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>>147394865
>Not injecting people with a suicide contact virus, keeping them locked up until it reaches stage 4 then curing their body once they've killed themselves for the perfect crime
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>>147392670
>click observe
>click become mouse
????
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>>147395191
suicide virus is the best when combined with beneficial symptoms because they won't see it coming
speaking of suicide, a plasmaman did that by holding his breath, how do you do that?
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>>147395408
Type "suicide" in the command box.

The method by which the game says you commit suicide is random. Sometimes it's holding your breath.
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Kaz here
Whoever the mouse was, thanks for keeping me company ill miss you
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Whoever the trader was, thank you for lowering the price.
Got and VALIDZ?
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>singuloose
>see a red eyed mommi
>fire a flare as a warning for it to stay the fuck away from me
>it explodes from the flare
what
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>>147395568
As the MoMMI, I enjoyed dancing on his corpse after he got flared.
Talk shit, get hit.
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>get traitor
>singulooose
>medbay airlocks shut down
>can't escape
>try my luck with disposals
>disposals dump me into some post-singulo wasteland
>pass out
>dude comes to save me
>explosive implant inside me goes off
>the dude who wanted to help me dies with me
>some other traitor gets greentext because I accidently killed his target
I'm so sorry.
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>>147395620
Mommis have no health at all, two can shot from a vending machine will put you at near death.
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>>147395820
But I thought that a flare gun dealt like 10 damage at best.
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where did that singularity get built, anyways? Was I right about it being made int he storage area?
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Can anyone explain what I'm doing wrong with this game? I usually join rounds that haven't begun, and I just go about my business trying to do my job like a Station Engineer or a Chemist or something. Ten minutes later something bad happens, I try to help but never do much (potentially die in doing so), thirty minutes later round restarts usually cause the station is destroyed or something.

Nothing really crazy ever happens to me or that I get involved in and at the end of the round I don't feel like I did much. Is it because I'm not the antag roles or am I not going out of my way to be a dick to other people thus getting me into trouble/action?
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>>147395882
You have autism
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>>147395882
> Ten minutes later something bad happens, I try to help but never do much (potentially die in doing so), thirty minutes later round restarts usually cause the station is destroyed or something.

Sounds like you're doing nothing wrong.

If you expect every round to be an amazing story, then you're an idiot. This game is just to goof around in an atmospherics simulator.
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>>147395736
Worst part is, I was a QM going to order everyone all they needed and shit, and the guy whose target I was ended up being a huge dick to me so I was telling him to fuck off with his order, and he ends up managing to get me due to your bomb anyways.
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>>147392889
If you want a garbage setup, sure. If you want a good setup you pretty much have to redo the whole thing.
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>>147395568

Jokes on you Kaz, I'm an ethnic
Proof that Kaz lays with poo in loos
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>>147395882
if you're looking for fun as non-antag, you kinda have to make it yourself
since i dont play antag, i tend to rp a little more, for example since roboticist is really the only role i know well, i play that and rp it a bit, usually complaining about how busy i used to be back in the day (in reality i used to get someone asking to be borged at round start, now its rare anyone at any time gets borged) and making notes about me not borging people without their in person consent
or you could try out xenobio and fuck with slimes. just try not to flood the station. and keep the extinguisher filled
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>>147396479
also, box station really needs a bulletin board near roboticist windows on box station, that would actually make my note making useful
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>>147395851
It does. MoMMIs are just that frail.
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>>147396610
You can make bulletin boards out of wood.
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SHITTY WIZARD
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Static name wizards need to be banned.
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>i can use jaunt while stunned
how is that balanced
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>>147397285
oh, i'll have to check that out next time i play
just goes to show how little i fuck with construction lol
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Why is "spess" not in the OP anymore? When I look for the thread I ctrl+f spess, not ss13.
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>>147397408
because stuns are a death sentence in every case
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Is it normal for a MoMMi to order like 8 boxes?

I left the room for like 30 seconds, I come back, 8 boxes ordered and approved. no one else around

All antimatter shit
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>HoS falls down
>steal his gun instead of helping him
>get tazed
>I dindu nuffin
you're a real star, felicity, a class act
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>>147397456
Don't order wood, deconstruct a bookshelf from the library.
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>>147396224
in that moment, you were a mouse proof that if you were an ethnic i wouldve put you on a spike
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>>147397408
the stuns themselves are imbalanced
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>>147397408

He jaunted while stunned

He was stunned in Viro Overflow after he jaunted

Shit Wizards always get massively lasered and then jaunt towards the Medbay Treatment Room, so I knew exactly where to start searching
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>>147397508
yes they are free to do that
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>>147397508
Pay no attention to the spider-like robot richer than you ordering potential explosives
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>>147397509

I had no hope for anyone else that round. I watched Sandy go into engineering, no id, not on the manifest, turn on the singulo without a containment, told him WHAT SHE did with him standing right there.. He says don't do it again and walks off.
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>wizards who don't take teleportation
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>>147397640
>wizards who don't make cluwns
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>>147397508
yes that's normal
I used to order backup control units too for redundancy to set up in space, and cargo techs and engies would sometimes say
>you know you only need one right xDDD
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>>147397635
>no hope for anyone else
>grouping me with your autistic engineer buddy
shouldnt have niggered my gun you dyke
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Can Kaz be my racist boywife?
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>>147399842
Kazuhira "Mother Base for the Master Race" Miller only has one goal in life:
To make everything white.
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>>147400079
Yeah that's hot.

Alright Kaz come get my sperm and we'll a few dozen kids and they'll worship the God Emperor Trump

>yes I have a career
>yes I have health/dental
>yes I have a degree

Lets ride harlot.
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>Law 4: You care about potential harm

Would this be allowed?
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idea: emagging radio headsets gives you apass to say emotes and memes in radio
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>>147400430

>Kaz "I Attack All Blacks" Miller
>ever settling down

His eternal mission to rid the world of anything darker than teeth takes up all of his time.
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>>147399842
>>147400430
im not for erp fuck off faggot
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>>147401226

Everything you do can be rationalized to be potential harm. The AI would buckle us all to chairs to prevent harm, in that case.
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goodmornin spacemen
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>>147402331
hi cutie
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>>147402331
It's one in the fucking morning. Don't you have a Greggs to go to or something
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>>147401338
I'm not here to ERP you bernie loving faggot.

I'm here to make you into my bottom bitch boywife who produces strong fertile men from your womb, faggot.
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Post top tier waifus
Post top tier husbandos
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>>147402816
post ig name faggot i'll make you work the plantations better yet ckey too nigger
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>>147402984
I'm sure that's what you said before you took nothing but BBC you marxist nonbinary queer apple
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>>147402662
nothing cute about messy hair in the morning
>>147402762
it's 6am I don't think greggs is even open and the closest one to me is like 2 miles. i don't even like cakes
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>>147403047
what the fuck
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I enjoyed that game of dodgeball I had in cargo.

Pretty fun, time all around
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>go to fight blob
>get killed by an emagged mommi
I hope the blob got you you little shit
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>>147401226
You care but so what.
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I finally figured out the goddamn bleb hotkeys, it feels so good to not be retarded for ten whole minutes
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>felicity walks right into the super matter shard in front of my escape pod
how did you not see it
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>>147403841
>escape pod not destroyed when it passed through supermatter shard
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Law 4. X is the only form of harm.
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Law 4. Love hurts.
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>MoMMI
>working on SME coolant loop
>the AME fucking explodes
>have to start repairing everything
>felicity comes and emags me
>go to atmos to try and plasmaflood
>get caught, blown up
>take to robotics, re-mommi'd
>head back down to the SME/AME area to go back to fixing
>Felicity emags me AGAIN
>harmbaton a couple people to death, welderbomb some poor saps in medbay
>the medical doctor patches up the guy I blew up next two
>go to escape, it's covered in blob
>the other guy wastes the medical doctor
>'i was a tator all along'
>mfw
Damn I feel like shit all around.
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>blow up the station with 6 bombs
>come back to the station
>mommi welderbombs me
>get healed
>trying to get on the shuttle with blobs in the way
>shuttle leaves without us
>realize i still had a loaded laser rifle in my bag
> kill the medic who saved me from the bombing with the laser rifle
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>kuck faction
>paladin faction
>blob faction
>tator faction
good round, too bad mommis are niggers
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>>147403935
>>147403986
That entire shift was fucked, being solo medic is way too busy for me. That surprise twist laser my face off at the end was worth the whole thing though
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>soca respawned someone because they were crying they got killed

what the actual fuck
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>>147406159
cry about it lmao
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>>147406159
They got killed by a nonantag. Whoever killed them should be job banned.
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did that security officer die from the zas at bridge
if so feelsgoodman
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>>147403841

I did see it, I slipped, mag boots off to speed up getting to the shuttle by slipping
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>SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>don flashes like a madman, getting nearly everyone rev'd
>half of rev'd people just stand around and do nothing while other half are dead
>the only head was an RD bird
>revs still lose
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Best sec force a head could ask for.
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>>147406159
No, I did not.
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>>147406362
>get eyeraped
>nobody will help me
>act like a huge fag
as if rev rounds deserve any better
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>>147406358
>black man consoling white woman
You just couldn't help yourself, could you?
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>>147406295

I was a converted rev who suicide bombed before I noticed the big red text saying I was deconverted.

I got job banned from Syndicate.
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>>147406864
yeah soca is a retard so that happens
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>>147406353
>tiny resolution
>more artifacts than metastatic
0/10 can't even bring myself to complain about furry
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tell me, why do vox wear the mask?
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how do i spawn c4 on the test server?
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>>147407242
it's called "plastique"
i advise you to not use the test server at all as it's shit for testing, set up your own
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>>147391359
god, this is driving me crazy!

how on earth are they tracking me after I changed my external ip and created a new ckey?

Its like I don't even want to play the game anymore, I just want to know how they did it
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>>147408827
>how on earth are they tracking me after I changed my external ip and created a new ckey
Byond keeps track of your CID as well, which is tied to your computer. It's how we can identify people that are multikeying even if they've never been banned, because both of their ckeys share a CID.

You need to either set up a VM on your computer or get a new computer.
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>>147408827
CID, maybe a sticky ban
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>>147408827
I have two Windows 7 installations in my computer, one, for playing in /vg/, and another for TG (that I'm permabanned from), since our admins give out our players cID to the cucks over there to prevent ban evading
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>>147408827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA

It's not hard to track some one who's inside of a simulation.
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>>147408827
I tried so many fucking things, i tried resetting my routers MAC, my network cards MAC, my harddrives serial number, I tried using VPN's and proxies, I reset my external IP and created half a dozen CKEY's, i cleaned out my registry and my documents listing and uninstalled byond a half dozen times...

Wtf did you niggers do?
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>>147409187
You need a new motherboard to get a new CID, as far as I know.
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>>147409187
Just install Windows 10.
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>>147409089
do you know what information, specifically, that they use to track you?
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>nobody made a ban request for sarah jonhson after today
fucking lmao
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>>147409187
>i cleaned out my registry
by hand, i might add (regedit)
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>>147409434
he was fucking antag you retard
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>>147409936
sure thing
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>>147409375
You just need to reinstall your OS. BYOND uses a neat shit called computer_id which sums your hardware and your OS to make an unique identifier, and it's quite hard to spoof. It has been a year that I'm using the two Windows tricks with no problems to play in TG.
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>>147410585
i feel bad that i couldn't crack it on my own. I don't think i want to go through all that hassle just to evade a ban.

thats some serious fucking security for an 80's space simulator. did they use this software to train astronauts or what?
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>>147410585
I tried running a virtual box but i couldn't get it to boot.
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>>147411895
>I don't think i want to go through all that hassle just to evade a ban
So are you going to appeal it like an actual adult, then?
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>>147412062
Yeah. I'm done.
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>>147412436
what are you even banned for
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People in authority, no matter how amniable or well intentioned, are going to occasionally abuse their power no matter how good a person they are. Its just the nature of human beings, we are flawed.

I was just the intern who got chewed out on day 1. You just have to work the shaft and hope you can pay them back somehow latter down the line.

Probably explains why I was never too keen on getting a job.
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>>147412579
Stupid shit.

got into a dick measuring contest with an admin.
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>do really shit as CMO because I'm really tired
>no one even greentexts about it
>try really hard to keep medbay stocked and outputting healthy spessmen at maximum capacity
>get greentext how I was a shit CMO
Why do I even try anymore?
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>go have adventures at mining
>somehow get the spur again
>find 4 dice
>decide to roll even thought last time i was catbeasted
>get catbeasted
>fuck off to space in hope i find a better life before someone gets their valids on me
>find absolutely nothing except hotline miami references and a teleporter that got me killed
i-i just wanted to explore alone like a strong independent wymon
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>>147412604
have birb to make you feel better
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>>147412604
More like people take spess way too seriously.

>banning people for making mistakes while they learn their job
I don't even care if the singulo gets loose because someone is learning. Makes rounds more interesting as long as they're not doing it on purpose.
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People who call shuttle for crew transfer being permabanned from all authority roles when
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>use water and potassium all my life
>try nitroglycerin for once
>the explosion is 3 times bigger than I expected
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>>147413056
It's a game, the goal is to have fun, when it stops being fun whats the point of prolonging it?
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>be nearly blind and failing lungs after being crushed by an airlock
>have clown cornered
>try to cuff him
>you lack the dexterity
>hands keep sparking and dropping shit
The fuck is this? If I pulled my revolver, I'm sure I'd have ended up shooting myself in the face.
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>>147413131
>being unable to have fun when you can't get anymore valids
Do a job that's better for people with ADD if you think your job's boring when no one's dying.
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>>147413193
The station was depressurized and most people were dead or braindead, why should the round be held hostage for the maybe two people that were having fun?
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the feel that only two vox with the same religion that cook and sell excellent meals can feel
>every time we tried to get someone to eat our food someone fucking dies
>we still keep trying
>friend does literally all the research while the station crew acts like chimps
>eventually basically nobody left alive to eat our food
>nigger vox deports us after putting the fear of god into us
I don't have a bird-shaped wojak so take this instead
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>>147413252
>The station was depressurized
Just stop replying to me, greyshit.
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>>147413314
Here is a bird-shaped wojak for you.
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>>147413063
>3 bluespace beakers filled to the brim with glycerol, poly acid, and sulph acid inserted into large ex grenade
>it's voice activated

oh my god i NEED to to this someday
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>>147413381
Would be even better if it was somehow possible to implant into a person like traitor implants.
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>>147412796
>lowpop
>no chemist
>alone in medbay
>make cryo mix, general purpose drugs
>give ammonia to the chef
>bomb goes off while I'm performing a liver transplant
>people empty the pill fridge and keep eating pills until theyre back to full health
>catch the HoS breaking in and using the large beakers for grenades
>people taking multiple dex+ pills
>parapen'd by an assistant in the middle of medbay and dragged off PAST the HoS
>die to C4
>never play medbay again
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>>147413451
pretty sure you can stick it into someone's chest with surgery

whether it will activate in there is a different question
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FUCK HIGH RP! WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE THAT AUTISTIC SHIT? WHY THE FUCK DO HIGH RP SERVERS GET ALL THE GOOD FEATURES?
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>>147413754
>WHY THE FUCK DO HIGH RP SERVERS GET ALL THE GOOD FEATURES?
Because you haven't ported them.
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>>147413754
Because they treat their coders right
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>>147413368
I am feeeeel as a bird now!
And this feel you cannot change!
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http://nanotrasen.se/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=8114

Holy shit a 5 day ban for that? Why are the Paradise admins such fucking shitters? Sick of pussies being in charge of servers
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>>147390801
I didn't steal it you stupid fuck. I keep fucking telling you I used the fireaxe and put it back. All I did was harmlessly exist in the bridge for 40 seconds while I smashed my shit, put the axe back and had the AI let me out. But no please, Please leave behind my locker I'm fucking pulling when you tase me without a word, telling you to not leave behind, and generally be a presumptive faggot trying as hard as he can to "stick it to the tide". I didn't steal shit from the bridge and you had to keep going on about b-b-but you coulda!!!! when the reality was shit already happened and I didn't. You didn't interrupt anything. There's no I was in the middle of nefarious deeds and got ran off. No. I had the AI let me in cause I'm fucking sick of getting told no followed by :s watch x, he wanted y for an autism project so he's probably a traitor. Then my shit keeps getting fucked up with people breaking shit and getting searched and brigged by tryhard griefers like you reaching as hard as you can over the most harmless petty shit all round cause of idiots metagaming trying to get valids when I just want to do my fucking autism project in peace. The AI let me in on the stipulation that it could bolt and blast door me in if I didn't put the axe back and you can bet your ass it was watching me. I smashed my glass, put the axe back in its cabinet and had the AI let me out. I was physically present in the bridge for 40 seconds and used a fireaxe for an autism project, what absolute fucking horror you stupid fuck.
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>>147414274
that seems like bullshit to me. since when does acid/smoke destroy items?
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>>147414418
good god, you should be banned just for grammar.
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>>147414418
>breaks into bridge to smash random shit with a fireaxe
seems legit.
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>>147408827
Did you delete everything related to byond on your computer and cclean it?
Did you change your mac address?
510 may or may not have incorporated a hardware tagging system like nexis' hwlink. If all else fails you're going to have to multibox.
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>>147414432
>>147414274
Why do they take dying in byond so seriously?

>you killed 8 people
Who gives a shit? They'll respawn next shift and it won't have affected anything. There's less punishment for holding people down and raping them as you loot their home in Ultima.
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>>147414926
nah, i'm done. I probably could find a way, but I'm not going to kill myself trying to break into a private club just so I can shit up the place or skulk around like a scrub.

If its a no homers club and the guys who run it are aholes, then i'd rather just start my own server.
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>>147415469
>i'll start my own server

>don't know how you're being tracked
Good luck with that.
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>>147415469
Why not just appeal your ban?

We had another guy that did stupid shit and ban evaded three separate times, and Nuke still lifted his perma when he appealed.
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>>147391545
First order of business is always sucking a science guy, telebombing the AI, then blowing the borgs. If you want to be a champ, put a prox bomb in robotics so all 2 guys who actually care about borgs get killed.

>>147409187
>>147415469
What were you even banned for?

>>147412796
Who cares, a good 2/3 of the station has zero grasp of appropriate dosage and have no problem hacking in and eating 80 antitox for 15 tox damage. Don't take cmo shitposting too hard bruh, it's like staticname vs random. You get shit on because they can identify you. Otherwise they'd just grumble like usual while being some useless faggot that doesn't contribute shit.
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>>147413754
What good features in particular?

So far, the only server I've seen with quickswap for things like suits and uniforms is vgstation. Fuck realism, that shit's quality of life as fuck.

>having to put shit down and pick it back up just because you have to juggle 4 things for an operation
Being able to just swap between your pockets really is convenient as fuck and kudos to whoever managed to push it through amid I'm sure a flurry of 'muh balance' faggots.
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>>147413530
>dragged off PAST the HoS
>catch the HoS breaking in and using the large beakers for grenades
Have you considered he might have been a bad guy?
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>>147415468

because thats 30 minutes of downtime for everyone involved, it completely fucks the cat and mouse the antags have with security and there is no way in hell that guy is telling the truth.
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>>147415578
I did. It was just driving me up the wall cause I couldn't figure out how they were doing it.
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>>147415717
>30 minutes of downtime
GOD FOR-FUCKING-BID

Get over it. Make a drink. Have a laugh at how the round unfolds.
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>>147415795
>Round lasts four more hours after you were killed by some shitter with a welderbomb
Fugg
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>>147415795
>Half of my post-work space time gone
Not everybody is a neet
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>>147415795
look, the game has rules. if you just want to fucking trash the place make your own server, other people just want to play and have fun.
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>>147413063
>>147413381
>>147413451
>>147413601

my autism took the best of me and i tested this out by comparing two explosive implants vs a 200 unit glycerol, poly acid, and sulph acid voice activated EX grenade. the EX grenade results are on the top, the explosive implant results are on bottom. it seems like the nitroglycerin grenade has more of an AOE effect than explosive implants, but explosive implants have a bit more dev destruction to them. have fun creating and carrying around a makeshift explosive implant, in case sec ever catches up with your antics.
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>>147416138
Oh nice, the grenade cap was properly restored to explosion so nitro has a use again.
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>>147415469
Good luck with that.
If it's any consolation, the bar isn't set very high.
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>>147397536
>There are wizard who dont take tele so they can go straight to brigs medbay to heal up after getting lasered
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>>147415865
>not everybody is a neet
And as such, shouldn't be lumping their happiness into a game held together by teenagers, spit, and ego.

Get the hell over it.

>>147415834
Git gud. And I don't even mean valid hunting. Just general awareness of your surroundings. But if you absolutely need to play, there's a half dozen servers that have similar processes for autism outlets.

>>147415918
>want to trash the place
I never said anything of the sort. I'm saying it's just a game. Stop treating people that blow shit up like they kicked someone's dog and farted in its face. Shit happens. Learn to roll with it.

If a guy consistently blows shit up or causes problems, ban he sure. But people act like killing someone you weren't supposed to one round is grounds for a war criminal's trial at the UN.
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>>147415468
This
Man children can't understand what a game is.
>B-But there's rules
There's accidents too.
>B-But I only have so much time to play!
So fucking what? "Oh shit antags don't kill him he won't be able to play another round!" People shouldn't be unreasonably restricted because you choose to spend your time playing this one game.
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Which would be preferable to /vg/?
>no bans at all, you have to rely on other players to punish wrongdoing (note that this means sec could pretty much do whatever they want)
or
>any form of greytiding is met with a permaban
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>>147417162
Neither
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>>147417162
Out of the two I'd prefer the first.
But they're both shitty choices.
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Personally, I think people should be able to spawn in with new characters after being dead a certain amount of time. The keyword there is new. If a static namer dies they don't get to join as their twin brother/sister who has the same name.
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Someone post a list of the stream sources. Whatever was playing in the halls last round was pretty good and I need to know what it was
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>>147417162
greytiders out
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>>147416138
What if implanted traitor uses surgery to put EX nitro granadei inside himself and then detonates the uplink implant?
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>>147417229
I agree, as long as that certain amount of time is at least four hours.
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>>147417229
Personally I think you're retarded
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>>147417282
NO ONE ASKED YOU ASSHOLE
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>>147417229
You can already come back as a diona, borg, mouse, MoMMI and admin event characters though
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hey, how come the playback recorder doesn't playback what you record/ only prints transcripts?
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>>147417451
What? It does
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>>147417162
They're both too extreme as the first allows baiters to turn shit into a deathmatch. And the second you can't step up when things go to shit. Absolutely crippling in lowpop and long low-med pop rounds. It also relies too much on often absent admins
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>>147417451
>admins spawn me in as a cat
>instantly thrown into dispenser
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>>147417537
Neither of them were meant to be good decisions, that's why I said preferable.
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>>147417229
Respawn is disabled specifically because it doesn't work. Every month we get problems from diona, golems, posi's
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>>147417521
i'm not getting anything when i hit playback memory on my server.
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>>147417229
should be limited to random mobs because we already have admin bus, borgs, mice, and derelict mommis
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anyone who has even part of their ckey in their character name should kill themselves desu
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>>147418438
anyone who plays this game should kill themselves DESU
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>>147418467
I ___agree
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>>147418895
That's like, the theme song of engineering, medbay, botany, sec and any actual research in science.
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>he has antag enabled

Don't you have a school to shoot up?
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how do I play as the little crab on the test server? or should I just practice as an engineer after spawning in bombs/meteors?

are there some good tips for doing shitty construction/repair jobs the wiki doesn't cover?

and any quick general tips on wires, pipes, and maybe oxygen?
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>>147419350
I disable traitor/changeling/vampire and the like, but I enable wizard/nukeops/alien/blob/vox raider

I'm not a huge fan of being a backstabber but being a huge dick in public can be fun
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>>147419359
Yes or observe then use the become mommi verb

Uh, 5/6ths of the station is wasted space. Either make a floor tile bot assembly, bag it, and save the prox in your box or buy an emergency crate from the supplies list at cargo. If you aren't gonna do that, glass off most of the breach and secure the glass so it doesn't leak. You can "fix" breaches in 1/10th the time.

Spend like 10 hours just completely building the derelict up including machinery, computers, and using flatpacks so you know how and know the common machine reqs. I think you can sandbox spawn mommi fabs so do that on the station then there take rooms completely apart. fire alarms, intercomms, airlocks, apc's, pipes, walls, machines, computers then put them back together again. Also should learn to use the soldering iron and fixing emagged doors.. Set stuff on fire so you need to cool it. Cause massive freezing plasma floods both locally and through distro. Cause depressurization. Hunt for breaks under airlocks and where stuff runs under machines/comps where they'd partially obscure the t-ray scanner.

Special mention, get experience with building/flatpacking sleepers/body scanners/ cryo, freezer, & its piping/ dna machine/cloning rigs/rnd setup, and other shit that links up. You need to know how to fix shit when the clone pod is right there but the cloner says clone pod not found. Or when cryo or the freezer isn't actually connected. To know to rebuild the sleeper/body scanner when you make it from a flatpack so you get the console.

Learn how to hack apc's, air alarms, airlocks, etc. Learn how to swap apc cells and where to get/charge them.
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>>147420219
Learn how to setup telcomms. Something got touched with servers so it's not as easy to cockblock scritps but most fuckery if you just cannot figure it out, you can still get a bag of micro lasers & manips from cargo/mechanics/rnd/salvaging, setup a second telcomms then go cut the short wire on the telcomms apc to bypass whatver's fucked.

Have the station map open in dream maker until you know how each station links in to distro/the powernet

If you're bored and have more autism than sense, run either an airmixer or oxygen into a thermal plate space chiller. Turn off the fill pumps when it hits 168,303 mol. Pump it into a canister once it hits 7-8.15k and stops dropping in pressure in the chiller. Take it to the TEG room, shut off the scrubbers, unwrench the left heat circulator, refit the hot loop with a layer manifolded valved heat exchanger and start up the burn chamber on a trickle. Then open your heat exchanger valve to warm the oxygen/air canister back up to 20C/293.15k. You can re-pressurize a dept and some from complete vacuum with one.

In your down time, if nobody is using atmos just do shit with it. Try all kinds of experiments to use stuff you don't know so you familiarize yourself with shit.

Don't forget that spraying foam extinguishers cools shit down. Pull a water tank, take 3 foam extinguishers and you can rapidly cool shit. It's fucking pointless though unless you have a revolver and box of .357 to kill everyone who keeps opening the FLASHING RED AND/OR WHITE firelocks then screaming AHH IT'S SO HOT/ISPACE WIND! I'M DYING AT X

Mid round, you can either let yourself in, or get a bluespace beakers of polyacid/iron, and foaming agent/iron from mechanics/rnd. Get a dropper from medbay or syringe anywhere and you can seal a breach off even faster than
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>>147420587

Learn how to do TEG's so you can power the station as a standard/Eng borg without anyone lending a hand.

tl;dr, even 6-bomb, singuloose and plasma flood aren't shit if people pitch in. Even THAT GUYS running around in rig suits, stolen atmos suits, and firesuits past breaches/not running air to medbay, and not cloning doing nothing when there's scrap metal, surviving windows you can move and things to wrench/weld for more materials to fix shit. If you can actually get the ginourmous fucking faggots who should be banned for wasting minerals to throw their illegally obtained bags of holding into the singulooses, the station can recover from just about anything in a good 20-25 minutes on average with only 5 people. Stop trying to restore the old station, economize and make only what we actually need so you can get it done while it matters and you too will get sick of having to keep recalling, getting shot at by lazy faggots who aren't helping, and eventually quit engineering for good.

The crew only has to leave when the last man is vaporized along with the last floor tile. Pervasive MUHVALIDS over being a robust spaceman has killed the shit out of this server.
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We just had a fun meteor round on the test serb
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>>147420913
How many people do you think would object to shield capacitors getting 3 times the max charge rate? You still have to supply the power and you'll probably have to upgrade the cell as well as all its other flaws so it's not really abusable. But it makes meteors more bearable instead of just kill yourself.
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>>147420219
>>147420587
>>147420669
Saved the fuck out of this, thanks a bunch!

I'll start fucking around with the derelict and start upon the road to despair tomorrow
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Daily remminder if you are the CE/MoMMI/Mechanic/Enginner/Atmos Tech and you don't space the Particle Accelerator computer so nobody can setup the singularity, you are shit
singularity is the worst engine and by setting it up you are just asking for a loose plus round end
doing a quick TEG, and wiring the solars to the grid is enough to power the station until you setup the SME
the SME is so good it outclasses the Singularity in every single way, plus if it's sabotaged only the AME and SME rooms are going to be fucked, not the station
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>>147421134
I don't space it cause of antags, I space it cause nobody finishes the containment wall, doesn't move and preset the shield generators, and doesn't check up on it so it's just more grief than it's worth. It's not antagonizing at all, it's a shuttle call to reroll for antag. In months, I'm the only once I've seen who's bothered to throw their bag at the singularity. So it's not even like haha wow what a round, were you there when sing ate half the station, got bagged and we glassed it off and rebuilt the destroyed departments in the chapel/bar/dorms and escape like it's intended. It's just a cheap and unsatisfying end to a shitshow that has the oh so high bar of hurr durr, can you hack open 1-3 doors then it's ogre 8 minutes later cause nobody who sets it up fucking maintains it.
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What is the best cryomix and why is it 100 units of creatine?
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>>147421848
>not 30u Joe, 30u Anti-Tox, 30u creatine and 10u Honey
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>>147421848
>It's a doctor uses cryo as majick heel tub episode
Cryox, clonex, alk, rezadone from the CMO passing the dept account to buy up fish sauce. Pile of 1u rye by the cryo
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>>147397408
because otherwise 1 stun = you dead with no ability to save yourself
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>>147422287
Like every other antag in the game?
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>>147422436
Other antags dont end the round when killed
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>>147422287
>He doesn't get bent on stimulants
>Not becoming creatine Bane
>Doesn't even take mutate
Pfft.
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>>147422551
Mutate is probably one of the two 0th level powers, Scrying orb and Mutate
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wait so was that CE not a traitor?
he tried to kill me and had syndie items?
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BUS
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>>147422701
Fuck off Sandy.
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What is the most fun wizard loadout?
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>>147422742
arse narth and clown spell
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>>147422742
guns
guns
guns
guns
guns
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OBJECTIVE NUMBER ONE: GET THE GOONECODE, FUCK THAT OTHER GUY
OBJECTIVE NUMBER TWO: "escape"
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>>147416180
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&p=12589#p12589 NEW PLAYLIST GET IT WHILE IT'S
~ A E S T H E T I C S ~
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>>147422742
Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Hardsuit
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>>147422486
>Being a shitter
>Killing people stealthily
>Nobody notices or cares cause they didn't max sensors so my stack of like 8 clothed dead guys in a disposal goes undiscovered
>Space time anomolies
>No containers nearby
>Can't rest or hold still to avoid it
>Slowly walk to the nearest disposal
>Next time it clear
>Wormhole right as I move
>Land outside sing containment
>Sucked into it and the emitter
>Slam jammed 3 times
>Crying to the AI for help
>Last shock launches me into the external airlock room
>Suffocate
>Can you smelelelelelelel
>The bodies never got found, my identity revealed by now very invested angry people and we have the big benny hill I spelled for
>Called out as shit when my gimmick never got activated.

>>147422678
Scry, emp, mutate, jaunt are pretty much mandatory so you don't get assfucked and then you have an extra point you need to either put in enhanced, blink, or subj
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>>147421134
>>147421557
>yfw there are literal faggots whodon't understand how the engine outclasses the AME and SME.

You kids are entirely too stupid or still caught up on the new cool thing that still destroys the station.

Also
>singlo is best for light rp, because it forces you to watch it and maintain it
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>>147422742
2x blink, 2x jaunt, 2x EMP
never kill, only dodge and let the crew kill themselves while you keep teleporting everywhere and EMP'ing the shit out of the station to be annoying
Bluespace Wizard, best wizard
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>>147422814
I disagree on the part of EMP, Personally I feel the tier list is
0: Mutate Scry (Veil Render)
1: Jaunt Teleport ArseNath Flesh2Stone, Fireball, Blind, Staff of Change
2: Lightning, MM, Timestop, Blink, Tech, Mindswap, Hardsuit
3: French and Clown Curse, Knock, Subjugate, Horse Mask, Chariot, Animation Staff, Mental Focus, Soul Shards
4: Shoesnatch, Robeless, Subjugate,
5: Forcewall, Smoke,
6: Summon Robes
N/A: Summon Guns
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is anybody else having this bug too? sometimes I can't use some machines, like I am using chem dispenser or DNA scanner, I close it and then I can't open it again, restarting the game doesn't help
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>>147422742
5x wall
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>>147422701
I was. I am, as you saw, very unrobust.
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Morena is the kinda girl to go to uni, take meme subjects, talk about politics on Twitter but never vote.

Morena is the kind of girlfriend to keep sucking after you nut.

Morena is the kind of wife to wake you up with breakfast in bed and whispering "wakey wakey daddy"
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>>147423470
Sounds like a 7/10 desu
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>>147423470
I went to university twice, which was stupid of me, because I was too sick undertake my courses so I dropped out. I studied engineering and mathematics, and I rather dislike politics but I get heated easily so. If I ever decide to return to university when I'm able, I'll probably continue with mathematics or possibly physics.
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>>147423470

>tfw morena is oblivious that I am into her.
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>>147424565
who are you
if this is deadpoo you're a dork go away
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https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/19115
tg is going to have a snowstation before us
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>>147424649
>tfw deadpoo is oblivious that I am into her
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tfw observing my waifu and watch her get killed by a traitor
tfw watch them hide the corpse in the ghetto bar
tfw the murderer Ricky Stick will get away with it and I can't stop him
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>>147422795
You don't even have Macintosh plus you dumb bitch fuck off
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>>147424724
>they "steal" our fireplace half a year after
>somehow this means they can make a snowmap before us
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>>147425367
Look, it didn't fit. This isn't vaporwave, it's future funk, vaportrap, that kinda thing. Actual vaporwave and macintosh plus just didn't fit the mood. I went through almost every track of his and I couldn't find one that fit right.
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>>147424906
>>147424649
>>147424565
>>147424264
>>147424207
>>147423470
Fuck off with your dumb 4chan vg general celebrity bullshit no one cares post fucking greentexts about the actual game
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>bay now has a vox trader job that can convert items into money and then get random items from that money later so they have stock
WHY DON'T WE HAVE THIS
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>>147425459
Don't call it asthetics and a vaporwave playlist if you're going to fill it with garbage that isn't even vaporwave then.
Also fucking neck yourself.
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>>147425490
t. newfag
Now your next move will be saying "But I play here since 2012!"
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>>147425565
future funk is just as aesthetics as vaporwave, its muh japanese disco weeaboo shit. If anything, it's better because it's high energy. I called the playlist future funk, I said I would probably do that anyway. Stop being so mad, what's wrong with you?
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>braindead cargo tech lets me waltz in and order shotguns
what luck!
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>>147422879
Oh yeah, When you can get someone to help chill the plasma and move rad collectors it's maximum comf. Just hang out

>>147423094
I like it cause while yeah, they swap to ballistics pretty good, it still helps remove a lot of threat. At worst, you can pseudo-antagonize by just emping near shit people use to shock them and drain their APC's.

>>147422923
Only 5 ponteyoos famalam

>>147423094
(Shard+apprentice) should be in tier 1. Together it lets you start a murder chain and before you know it you have 15 constructs pumping out shards, shells, and sucking up bodies you snag with scry-lightning or just slip patches with mime curse and your knife. Plus it keeps people in the game.
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>>147425636
Kill yourself.
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>>147425519
they do?
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>fuck up once
>feels like your coworkers think you're retarded for the rest of the round
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>>147425902
it was a suggestiong
you either get 2x jaunt or 2x emp
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>>147425603
>Now your next move will be saying "But I play here since 2012!"
I have though so go fuck yourself
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>>147425519
Wow, that actually makes them work with the station. Assistants would want to give them things they Steal FIND but they would usually be not worth much unless they gave expensive items. They could then give money back to the station/people who converted items(To fuel its economy) which would then give purpose to cash.

It keeps them relevant to people via goodies and recycling old things they dont need around their office anymore.
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>>147425985
Who cares. They wont know who you are next shift.
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>>147425943
Someone's grumpy today. Which one are you?
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>>147425971
https://github.com/Baystation12/Baystation12/pull/13542
They have a list of prices for everything
https://github.com/Baystation12/Baystation12/pull/13367/files
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>>147426034
only if you aren't staticnammer subhuman
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>>147426057
Hang yourself immediately.
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>>147424918
Nah, murderbone isnt my thing. Although, I will hide bodies in open places if I do kill someone, I want the detective to at least have something to go on. I try not to kill fellow scientists unless they are a target because shit never gets done then.
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>>147426117
Boobooboo, mommy didn't tuck you in last night? Sorry little man, that's what growing up is.
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>>147426057
Morena I used to hate you but now I feel indifferent and like you for the jukebox revamped
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>thought I could skip subtlety and just throw monsters at people because there's no sec so nobody would have a good weapon
>get sent to crit in one shot by a flamethrower
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>>147426224
Too bad they'll never get added because pomf just doesn't care enough. I'm just going to keep building playlists when I have some time and upload them to my thread.
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>>147426318
helo i am pompom and i wil add youre paylist for sexual favor
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>>147426213
Kill yourself attention seeking desperate slut. All you want is someone to pay you on the head and give you the instant gratification that you desire but due to your repulsive behavior in the past and behavior that will appear in the future you will always be alone. You havn't changed since when you erped with shiggy and bragged about it, then erped with freakinabonk and bragged about it. You want someone to tell you you're daddy's princess but you can't Fuck your dad Morena and no one wants to be around you. Seek a gun and blow your brains out.
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chemists, for fuck sake, when doing pills USE different pills, please.
it's a fucking fist in the ass when you fill a pill bottle and you have all pills that look the same, then you need to hover your mouse on all of them to find what are you searching for.
changing a pill appearance just takes 1 fucking second.
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>>147426430
nig nog tryin to get a hand beezy
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>>147426430
I never even ERP'd with them so how can I brag about it? Yeez. What did I ever do to you?
>>147426673
This is the perfect reply, why didn't I think of it?
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>>147426754
Kill yourself.
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>>147426786
When you tell me where on the doll I hurt your feelings.
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>>147426832
Blow your brains out already Whorena.
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>>147426926
You really think telling me to do it over an anonymous imageboard is actually going to somehow push me to do anything? I'm just laughing you know, you're rather pathetic.
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Can we kill /vg/ please, it's such a clusterfuck, just let it rest nigga
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It's a "morena responds to shitposts for an hour" episode
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>>147426926
>>147426982
You both need to fuck off desu
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>>147427106
yeah sorry I'm waiting on something so I have nothing to do.
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>>147426982
Hang yourself.
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>>147426581
Hovering over a pill takes less
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>you can jew vending machines with one easy trick
holy shit now i'll never waste my sheckles!
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>>147428238
cable coil
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U S A
U S A
U S A
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>>147421134
It's significantly safer than the SME and the only one that can reliably be setup for permanent power outside the SME.
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>>147427286
It literally doesn't unless you have grandma hands.
If you are unlucky you need to hover over every pill until you get the right one and that takes a lot longer than just clicking twice to change the sprite.
JUST CHANGE THE FUCKING SPRITE YOU CUNT IT IS YOUR GOD DAMN JOB STOP BEING A LAZY SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Did anyone ever bother making a deadmin request for soca?
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>>147430617
No because all players know how to do is shitpost.
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>>147430661
I'm finding that hilariously true.
So often something is broken and everyone knows it but despite endless whining on ghost chat, OOC and the thread there's no issues on github or complaints on the forum.
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>>147430617
I would if I had some real grounds but just posting about how shit her bans are probably won't cut it.
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>>147432078
""""""""""""""""""""her""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>147429395
>loose
>shuttle call

>shard is destroyed
>only a shitty explosion that hurts the AME and SME

it's way safer than singulo, unless you have a crystal
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>the year is 2559
>there are people that still overpressurize distro
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>>147432629
>year 2560
>skins go above 30
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>>147432525
>loose
>only possible by sabotage
>delamination
>happens about twice a round
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>>147432781
but a loose is a shuttle call while the delamination isn't
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The real bullshit thing about the Singulo is that it can be very easily loosed from space
You CAN'T reasonably prevent any daft fuck that breaks into EVA and gets mesons from cargo/mining storage from waltzing in and fucking the whole thing up in one wiresnip or one emag to the shield generator
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>>147432975
The singularity is only really dangerous if someone lets it grow to stage 5, e.g by setting the accelerator to 2 without someone noticing it for 10-15 minutes. Simply disabling the containment field usually only results in a small chunk of engineering disappearing before the singularity fucks off into space or degrades to stage 1.
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>>147432932
Only because of shitler science/engineering who don't know what to do about it. The singu should NEVER be loose before bags are available. If they are and the AI wasn't malf, shame on the entire station. If AI is malf, shard will do just as well when setup in the middle of the station.
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>>147432975
>gets mesons from cargo/mining storage
you can't be serious, this shit scattered all around maint
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>>147432975
I don't know if radiation has changed, but it used to be that going near the wires with any non-engineering hardsuit (even atmos) was pretty dangerous because there was a high chance of being knocked unconscious by any rad pulse, meaning basically instant death because it would chain stun you and poison you to death
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>>147433220
This, and in that case, engineering can even just recontain the singu.
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>>147433220
singulo that goes into the station doesn't die out
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>>147432343
Stop doing """""this""""" to shitpost you faggot
And soca also is a legit girl
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>>147431035
This
Please report bugs, I need my bug fix valids for the month
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the sexual tension between morena and yahir is palpable
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>>147434118
At this point I'm just ignoring everything he says because he's purposefully doing it, he was probably the guy shitposting 'kill yourself' earlier and it's just tiring.
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>>147434118
Yahir is just a metagrudging cunt. waste of oxygen if he gets that easily upset at someone's presence
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>>147434409
This is why we need random names and appearances. No metagrudging and no metafriending. No non-trivially-obvious metagaming in general.
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>>147434773
Hahahahahahahahah
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>>147434357
Cry some more whorena.
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>>147434357
Marry me
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>>147435285
maybe
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>>147434357
Dont take anything from the thread seriously. This is just a 2d atmos simulator thread. Just take it easy and do your own thing
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>>147434357
omg erp with meeeeee!!!
ill let you call me daddy just like you did with shiggy just erp with meeeee!!!!
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>>147435668
I'd a morena if you know what I'm saying
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>>147434409
I remember him from tg

He was a total loser
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Morena a shit all of his characters have the same fucking personality
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How do I become a pAI?

Can I observe, and then become one?

Or do I have to kill myself and then become one?
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>>147436432
you can observe. Basically someone will pick up a pAI and activate it, if you have your character prefs set to never for pAIs you won't see when this happens though. Once you get the prompt evertyhing is self explanatory. If you find an unactive pAI you can click on it as a ghost to make it ping and alert people nearby that you're up to the role. you can also ask people to pick one up before the round starts
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>>147435981
I don't really play them to be different, I just don't want to be that person who has that one static name who plays everywhere. I don't know, sorry. I did intend to try and vary personalities but I just gave up.
>>147435729
>>147435668
ok
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>>147432975
That's why engineers need to setup an actual shield generator around the containment, to prevent shitheads from breaking in. Also helps with meteors.

But the sing is the lazy option for engineers so you'll never see that happen.
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>>147432629
>Not over pressurizing distro, install a filter, install an emergency AAC controlled waste dump and a temperature control unit

Do you even atmostism
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>>147436432
If you see someone who has a pai, you are allowed to talk in looc about it. Just say that you want them to activate a pAI, as >>147436565 said you can click on one as a ghost but if its in someones PDA or bag use the looc method or sign up in special prefs and hope that they check for pAIs.
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>>147401226
Yes.
As long as they don't start killing non-antags you won't have to worry about getting banned.
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Artemis died on the Hunt, a warriors death.
Killed the Vampire 1v1, And Queen Hunter and Sentinel 2v3, Then got 1v1'd by a hunter because Force Back spam and HOP wandered off instead of finishing the job.
I also did all the mining R&D could ever need before that, But who cares about that?
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You're alright, Charles
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>>147439247
>Then got 1v1'd by a hunter because Force Back spam and HOP wandered off instead of finishing the job.
I went back because some god damn idiot kept recalling the shuttle and this time I destroyed both console after calling the shuttle.
Fucking hell, the person who did it wasn't even an antag.
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>>147439293
Agreed, Charles is an okay guy
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>could have chloralled the geneticist and dragged them to the chapel early in the round
>but the only guy he succ'd that we revived early on didn't want to give him away so I decided to respect that
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>>147439341
Not blaming you but if you had killed that hunter the Xenos would not have been a real threat because the nest and its larva could have been cleared, Instead of them getting back up to faceroll levels.
I'm actually blaming the fact it was litearlly just us two versus all of them, Where the fuck was everyone else?
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>>147439247
Sorry about permastun, but I was the last xeno and I refuse to go down easily
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>>147436432
Also it looks like there's a load of shit to fill in but you can just add a name if you want
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>>147439475
I was one claw from death anon, Your first harm intent killed me, the rest were all excess
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>>147439432
Yeah I should have stayed but we killed so many I felt that surely the admins didn't bus in millions of them, it was a mistake on my part.
The rest of the crew I don't have any idea, they just dived for the xenos and died.
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>make comfy ghetto bar
>meteors hit it twice
>we build
>fix the bar
>blob hit it once
>we build
>fix the bar
>carp breaks everything
>kill the carp
>try to we build again
>another carp appears from nothing killing me and my buddy
i tried really hard, next time i'll get a gun
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There a list of jukebox songs somewhere?
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>mfw I have to do all of science because science consisted of myself and a few mechanics but get a phazon mech as a toy.
You did gods work that round borgs. I'm sorry AI to be, my internet died after I dropped you and I missed the end. Did anyone pick you up and finish you?
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>>147432629
>Slime goes into a vent
>Dead before it figures out what up
I will every day until the gas miners that never should have been mapped in are gone
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>hear neato things about lifeweb
>spawn as some migrant
>walk slowly around some swamp area
>get stung by bees that I couldn't attack
>die

the fuck
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>>147433253
It doesn't matter if they do. In months I've been the only one I've seen that actually goes and throws their bag in. And nowadays thanks to whatever fucking retard raised gun costs you have to either eject and hoard the minerals or they often are wasted on guns, gygax's or bags that will never ever be thrown into a loose so when it is loose you have effectively nothing. Rarely you get the super miners and everything works out but the majority of times it's fucking over

>>147432975
There's a pair of mesons with every firesuit storage room and fire locker

You can setup the shield generator. Properly configured they'll need a couple guns, a fuel tank and hyperzine, etc. to get through. You can also just put up double rwalls and they wont give enough of a shit cause they can't just emag or snipsnip and leave

>>147439432
Like 5 of us went in before you guys showed up and we got railed cause we're baddies.
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>>147432629
>"improve distro"
>no indication of what that means
>figure more pressure is fine
What the fuck are you supposed to do then?
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>>147440094
Throw two floor tiles

>>147440281
Nah, we were fucked. Thanks for calibrating telesci though. We saved like 7 people.
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>>147440306
>air alarms can be hacked with literally zero risk or chance of detection
>mfw disabling pressure checks on medbay and the dumbfuck that piped distro straight from the gas miners can't even figure out what happened
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>>147441073
Doesn't bug me any.
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>>147440818
Define fucked please, I missed the round end.
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>>147440818
the carps made a breach and i got zas'd while it kept munching on my ass
can't throw floortiles while on the ground senpai
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>>147440647
stop
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>>147440116
copy this link

http://ss13.moe/media/?playlist=********&type=html

then, instead of ******** put one of these terms

http://ss13.moe/media/
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is diethyl on?
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>>147443175
he's mine back off
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>>147441421
I got push locked from both sides and fucked up. Tried to welder the queen up when they left me alive but I got pushed and properly killed that time. Artemis killed a bunch, eventually fucked up by getting close despite using a lasergun and got pushed then beat down to 17%. Then the alien left it alone. Artemis recovered from the push and killed more until he finally got properly killed that time around. They moved us deeper into maint, over by the sunglasses locker and we sat there until round end.

>>147441452
>He doesn't chair or move to force it to go after a different window long enough to get the shit for a chair.
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>walking by HoP office
>nude man inside named ID Fixerman with an admin ID

What did he mean by this?
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Weighted votes needs to stop now
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Oh fuck the chaplain who hacked the AI wasn't an antag.
What the fuck
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>>147391359
>Random Weighted Vote Result: Metaclub/ with 1 vote and a 5% chance of winning

THANKS WASHINGTON
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>Quartermaster non-antag
>His cargo tech is an antag
>They go cargonia right off the bat
>His cargo tech kills two people
>They open e-guns and everything
>They both get arrested
>Both of them gets an emag looted off them
>Quartermaster whines in deadchat that people treated him as an antag when there was "Zero evidence against him and that he didn't harm anyone"

You are downright retarded mate. You had exactly what was coming to you.
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>>147444683
They need a threshold or something. If less than three people vote for a map out of thirty people, it probably shouldn't win. If we go with a strict majority wins every time though, we'll only ever play box
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>People memeing that potassium and water is no different then nitro.
>50 u water, 50u pot = self gib
>50u glycerol, 25u pacid, 25 sacid = self gib + death to all those around.

I got memed on.
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>>147444693
If it killed anyone, the chaplain is responsible. Get logs and make a ban request
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>>147444849
It was clear the QM didnt want to kill people, But he let his cargo tech kill people and thats just as bad.
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>>147444964
All I'm saying is that it was 100% within everyones right to believe he was an antag with his behavior.
It was clear cut antag behavior.
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>guy thought i was antag for letting QM go who was probably a fucking dumbass go but forget i let some guy die who was a confirmed murderer
>apparently QM wasn't antag and was really a dumbass
at least i was right about the QM
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>detective not antag
>can't tell the difference between murder and suicide
>2 empty guns and two corpses in a room after "cargo is planning to take over the station" warning
>even with AI telling detective cargo murdered them
>even after he gets attacked by cargo (but not killed)
>"must be suicide"
>lets a murderer who had an emag on him go
>tries to arrest the security officer for executing another traitor who also murdered him (there was no higher authority on station)
>beats up and throws security out of sec without ID or comms
>doesn't go after cargo despite them having murdered 4 people, having guns out the ass, having parapen, emag and other items, etc.
>goes and eswords someone 4noraisin

>4 admins online
>ahelp this
>literally nothing happens
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>>147444963
It killed one engineer i think but otherwise didn't kill anyone due to rng
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if diethyl is on deadpool commented on my ban appeal

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2628&sid=47a87b342389c929a25f5aa9a425b2fa
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>>147445194
>http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2628&sid=47a87b342389c929a25f5aa9a425b2fa
stop avatarfagging
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>>147443863
>>147443175
stay away from my future boyfriend
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>>147440787
Overpressuring distro is fine. It makes underpressures area get fixed significantly faster and helps refill areas in case of plasma floods You should also connect waste to a spaceloop to prevent clogging.
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>>147445146
I have no Idea how you saw through the bullshit and figured out who the antag was but someone you got it right.
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>>147445159
LOGS
O
G
S

GO TO THE FORUM

B. A. N. R. E. Q. U. E. S. T.


Saltposting does fucking nothing. An admin isn't gonna read this and go oh wow I'll go spend 4 hours combing through logs and getting constantly interrupted by bwoinks
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>>147445087
>>147444964
>not validhunting is clear cut antag behaviour
Fine next time the second any of you cunts break in to cargo I'll execute you then firebomb your corpse and space you
That's what you want isn't it?
VALIDS ONLY, NO FUN ALLOWED.
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i am dissapointed that there is no fart noise and that you cannot pulse the sound synthesizer with attachments like a speaker.

also i am saddened that you cannot rename things with a labeler.
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>>147445159
i didn't want the executioner get arrested, when did that happen?
also that person i esworded was the traitor, i wanted to make an example and put a corpse with no limbs in front of brig
>>147445445
i only knew the guy who got executed was antag?
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>>147445584
Hyperboling doesn't help you laddie. All I want is for you to realise that everything you did in cargo was obvious antag behavior, like, anyone with any experience would assume you were a traitor. Especially when the emag falls out of your pocket.
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>>147445584
Sorry dude but packing an emag is kind of asking for it.
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>>147445652
No antag is coming to the brig unless it's to bomb you or steal the armory/HoS shit. And then they don't care. That's a stupid and pointless thing to do.
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http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts
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Goodnight spacemen
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>>147446463
good night
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>>147446127
>Constantly ick ock by accident because of being in the wrong tab
>I never get banned for it but I always stop playing for a week out of shame
>See that I can use F3 for IC
>Fuck up and press F2 by accident
>No one noticed but I'm not going to play for a week anyway
Fug
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>>147446463
Stay up, homo.
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>>147446020
RP purposes
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>>147446673
fuck off and get banned
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>>147446931
fuck off and get banned
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>>147446931
suck my asshole, kid
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>>147446561
No i'm tired and my bed is calling
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>tfw your husbando hasn't been on for a day
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>>147446127
This shit is literally a lie.

My switch intents are F and G. Throw is R, I think. The only switch hands that works is middle click.
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>>147448604
Can't speak for the switch intents keys because I always use the number keys to switch them, but X switches hands if you have hotkeys enabled
You are definitely correct about throw
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>tfw waiting until the next purge to unveil all your hidden exploits
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GAS THE VOX RACE WAR NOW
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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10896

>forks are not the same as branches
o-ok
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would you put me in your sec dream team t. kaz
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>>147445571
>I'm not gonna read this and go oh wow I'll go spend 4 hours combing through logs and getting constantly interrupted by bwoinks
>but I will alt tab and spend half an hour bitching at random people in the thread to assert my authority anonymously
what did he mean by this
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>>147445571
Is that how it is?
>j-just ahelp it!
>oh you ahelped? j-just go to the forums
What next? Just start your own server?
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>>147454128
Sec meme team more like
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>>147454529
I'm not an admin but I know how much information isn't in the logs. Especially when you weren't there or an uninvolved party. If you're really so bothered, get the admin warnings for the law uploads, the pac/emitter toggles, ckey has been gibbed by, the fuel tank explosions and deadchat showing the path of the sing, the antag list, then go through the chaplains ckey conversations and attack logs to assemble a narrative of the stupid shit he did.
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>>147454128
You're decent but not dream team material.

t. Naomi
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>exploring asteroid
>encounter alien drone
>shout for help
>just barely manage to kill it
>die after the fight
>crew thinks I died to a goliath
At least Scotty has my back

Also, can Silas explain who spaced him? I'd be interested because I found you randomly in space.
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>Get a decent bomb mix
>Blob fucking everything
>Say "I could try to blow it up you know" with intent to slow it down
>Captain : FUCKING DO IT
>Don't even know where the blob is
>Exit toxins, ZAS fucks me in a wall and throws me 2 tiles away from the blob

I didn't want to bomb the station anyway
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I'm sorry, officer. I was one my way to help out with a launcher full of flashbangs, but bled out from my leg wound.
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why can't you hang humans on a meat spike?
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>go afk for a few seconds
>come back
>master went some fucking where
>never come back, i have to ecscape alone
;_;
>>
>play deaf chemist
>bodies pile up at the door
>nobody to let people into medbay
>meds are literally useless since there's nobody in medbay ever
>"OOC: deaf chemist is comfy"
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>>147455796
Why can't you hang shit. Gallows when.
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>>147455618
Shit, Huey, if you are who I think you are, I still listen to that vidya music playlist I asked you for a couple weeks back. Good stuff. Thanks for saving me earlier in the round as well
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>>147455840
is this a fucking joke?
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>>147455696
>Captain bombs it instead
Madman.
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>haha time for comfy xenoarch
>kaylie cuffs me
>beg not to kill me I wont say a thing
>she starts sucking my blood
I just wanted to find fun stuff
I eventually got a gender swapping artifact
thanks for taking me to cloning
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>>147455876
Whoa, I didn't know you'd like it that much, thanks!

Also didn't know someone actually remembers my ckey/name combo, hope that doesn't get out of hand.
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>>147455926
Bombcap has nothing on a captain with nothing left to lose.
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>>147455925
He didn't even mention the pill names
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>HoP
>give the detective a fake ID and PDA so he can go undercover
>cargo delivers me a Corgi crate
>Ian and Lisa get their fuck on
>give a pupper to the RD
>some nigger MD kills Ian and Lisa, cuff him and beat him to death with a wrench
>dip into department funds to buy lazarus injectors
>taking care of cargo because they all suddenly went catatonic
>dumb shit detective tries to run away with a paramedic in cargo
>bring him to the brig
>'that's not how undercover works'
>go back to cargo
>Kaylie thralls me
>get to the escape shuttle around the blob
>blob JAMS IT IN
>die horribly
>captain nukes the station to save the galaxy from the blob threat
>mfw
10/10 absolute madmen round
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what does veil render do?
its desc is interesting but it doesnt tell me anything except that it made narsie its bitch
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>Playing medbay
>Go the see if we have a chemist
>We do
>I watch for a bit and notice that the person seems new or at the very least isn't doing the old routine in an experienced way
>Ask if he wants help making basic chems
>Apparently he is deaf
>PDA him
>He says he is fine
>"Alright"
>Time goes by and I check the fridge
>"What the actual fuck?"
>Pic related
>He has even welded himself into chemistry
>Meme-names for everything without "u"-markers so you don't know how much is in what and some names are vague
>Eventually I ask for a mix
>"There is one in the fridge"
>I pray to the gods to gib me
>Later find out that the """""""""""mix"""""""""""" was 30 clonex 15 cryox and 5 iron

Chemist I suggest you take a long and diligent read at the wikipage.

>>147455840
You shouldn't be so quick to call the MDs shit when you performed your job awfully.

Please never name your pills in those meme-names again, it is unnecessarily confusing and you don't even know what or how much is in them.
Learn how to make a proper mix.
>>
>>147455840
>weld your own airlock so nobody but you can make chems
>no cryomix at 20 minutes
honestly, the paramedic asked to be gibbed because of you, this ain't something to get proud of son
>>
>that chemist was aurx
christ aurx
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>>147456204
It summons a mini-NarNar to wreck the station.
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>>147455285
:^)
>>
>>147456204

It's a "fake" version of an item that is still in the Cult that spawns Nar'Sie when you use it

The fake version should still be a pretty good slashing weapon though
>>
>>147456073
I only pieced it together this round, only because of what you were talking about. I'm not gonna go around shouting it
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>>147456213
>>147456218
I wasn't the chemist, I was pointing out the chemist needs a fucking BAN.

>>147455925
Very fucking real.

ckey is aurx by the way.
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>>147455393
but you have no say in dream team memes
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>>147455696
Funfact, Blob cores are completely immune to bomb damage.

>>147455796
Because as is, it's an instant kill if someone slips within a screen of one.

>>147456076
>Flask
11/10 captain

>>147456213
It's a pain in the ass, but you can either crush them into beakers or splash vendor/treatment center bottles and use syringes or fireextinguisher into the cmo office, grab the chemwiz cart and use the reagent scanner to just scan it over and over each time you forget.

>>147456218
Was nobody capable of breaking 2 windows?
>>
how do you butcher humans with a cleaver again?
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>>147456805
>Was nobody capable of breaking 2 windows?
He welded himself in when the geneticist went in to get some clonex for the cloner.
The chemist got pissy and told him to fuck off from his workplace and then welded himself in.
Considering this I didn't feel like I wanted to bust in and get into a scuffle, I'd rather choose death at that point.
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>>147456702
I do because I'm good
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>>147456905
With the cleaver
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>>147456905
Antag meat cleaver you just

>>147456985
Well, you can't really bitch at him for being shit if you can't be fucked to extinguisher 2 windows and syringe gun him with stox or just slip and cave his head in. You're just as shit as he is for being such a cuck.
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>>147457148
>"Just non-antag murder someone because he is bad at his job :^)"
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>>147456905
Just keep hitting him.
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Is it ahelpable to gib/incinerate/loot braindead people? They're just standing around waiting to be food for a changeling, taking up a slot on the manifest, etc.
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>>147457468
Yes.
Don't do it.
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>>147456905
Need that harm intent

if(istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/knife/large/butch/meatcleaver) && src.stat == DEAD && user.a_intent == I_HURT)
var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/human/newmeat = new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/human(get_turf(src.loc))
newmeat.name = src.real_name + newmeat.name
newmeat.subjectname = src.real_name
newmeat.subjectjob = src.job
newmeat.reagents.add_reagent ("nutriment", (src.nutrition / 15) / 3)
src.reagents.trans_to (newmeat, round ((src.reagents.total_volume) / 3, 1))
src.loc.add_blood(src)
--src.meatleft
to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You hack off a chunk of meat from [src.name]</span>")
if(!src.meatleft)
src.attack_log += "\[[time_stamp()]\] Was chopped up into meat by <b>[user]/[user.ckey]</b>"
user.attack_log += "\[[time_stamp()]\] Chopped up <b>[src]/[src.ckey]</b> into meat</b>"
msg_admin_attack("[user.name] ([user.ckey]) chopped up [src] ([src.ckey]) into meat (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=[user.x];Y=[user.y];Z=[user.z]'>JMP</a>)")
if(!iscarbon(user))
LAssailant = null
else
LAssailant = user
qdel(src)
return

>>147457230
Well if he's gonna be a dick about it and make it difficult for people to run something as important as medbay for no good reason yeah.

>>147457468
Yes, braindeads can come back. And connection issues happen. You can easily be banned for it.
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>>147457468
You can loot them, but only kill/gib catatonic people
You never had a connection problem or to go take a shit?
Braindead doesn't mean "AFK for 60 minutes" always
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Inti-sama please let me be part of your harem.
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>>147401265
That god damn Kaz "Fulton a Black, I'll send 'em back" Miller needs to be banned
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>>147457764
Inti is mine! Get your own husbando!
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>>147456805
Cores are, the regular blob pieces aren't. Taking out half of it would have slowed it down.
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>>147457607
i'm using the cleaver, i have it on harm, but the butcher option isn't coming up when i right click and it it just keeps attacking when i left click. Also, i'm sure he is dead cause i cut his head off.
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>>147457802
He was banned for non antag murdering three people, one of them a head as a detective
If it's the same guy i mean, it may be another guy
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>>147457945
it can only be the syndicate cleaver
if you want human meat you have to put them naked into the gibber
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>>147457945

you butcher on help intent.
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>>147457945
is it cause i'm admin of my server? i can't tell, maybe the options getting cut off at the bottom of the screen. its the base human mob.
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0/10 security
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HOLY SHIT I GOT BWOINKED ON PARADISE FOR BOMBING AS ANTAG WITHOUT TELLING THEM FIRST WHAT THE FUCK?
APPARENTLY YOU CAN ONLY BOMB IF YOU HAVE THE HIJACK OBJECTIVE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
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>>147458049
why won't it work with an ordinary cleaver?
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>>147458153
lmao gb2bay
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>>147458153
try murderboning I dare you
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>>147458153
What server is paradise again?
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>>147458153
>make it fun for the victims
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>>147457940
The syndicate cleaver right? Otherwise, right click, butcher verb while in help intent

>>147458153
Beyond lololololololIbombu:^)))) it's pretty shit for roleplay, the round and just about everythingafetr like the 3rd time it happens. Especially if it's a murder bomb and bombing secondary targets to make structural damage for shit for people to do.
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>>147458269
It's Paradise.
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>>147458153

Well, at least it's not Polaris, Citadel or VOREstation
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>>147458339
thats really fucking stupid. why can't you use other blades to butcher a body? Makes no sense
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>play bartender
>nobody comes to the bar.


I just want to rp and make drinks, pls come ;_; is it because I'm not a qt girl?
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>>147458214
syndicate cleaver is used to clean up corpses quickly
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>>147458339
>bombs are shit for roleplay
Unless one of the objectives is to minimize casualties, I honestly don't see what the problem with bombs is.
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>>147458426
No I mean what type of server.
Of the public ones I know Goon and CM which are their own things, then there's Hippie and TG which are the underagged redditor servers.
Is Paradise one of those furry servers?
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>>147458580
yeah, but wtf? why can't you use a regular cleaver to do it?
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>>147458630
If a server has more than 2 playable species, it's a furry server.
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>>147458495
You nailed it
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>>147458495
You have some regulars, but people only really care if you change the bar to make it look nicer.
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two hours in a doctors office just to fucking sign something. and im still waiting, could be playing ss13.
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>>147457064
nice meme but you're really not. you're great at whining however.
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>>147458846
fuck i guess we're furry now.
i call the jellyfish fursona
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>>147458726
no idea
butchering most mobs requires anything sharp though,while being on help intent
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>>147458489
>Slip a guy
>Hit him a couple times
>Wait like 5 seconds
>Body and everything that player knows ic is gone
Because it's bullshit. You have a gibber. Ghetto surgery the organs and the brain out then run it through it.

>>147458581
Little effort causing a drastically negative impact on the round for little to nothing. An impact futher intensified by rules against grand powergaming. As the antagonist, yeah sure, it feels great and all but as a player going on months going on years just doing your thing then dropping dead cause you didn't grand powergame then wait for a half hour for the round to restart over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over just really, really isn't good for gameplay. Maybe paradise has better players but repairing bombs isn't difficult. It's not fun. It's just a tedious chore in holy fucking shit I've finished fixing 3 entire bomb craters and not one person has helped, delivered the metal I called or or readied the locker of circuits and parts.
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>>147457802
>>147457965

no i'm a different kaz. haha dont worry pals.
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>>147459090

Vore ported over when?

All the VORE species ported when? I still want to see sergals
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>>147459013
Why am I bad?

Let me guess you don't have an answer?
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>>147457940
So long as you communicate a telebomb can be a certain kill for a blob. Have a hardsuited team standing outside the blast radius, once the bomb goes off you can move in to finish off the core without wasting charge on the standard blob chunks.
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>>147459216
As someone who's telebombed a bunch, they don't fucking listen. At all.
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>>147459136
If you're bored of fixing breaches, stop playing SS13.

That's all I can tell you, faggot.
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>>147459216
you bitch a lot. you get prank'd on a lot. unrobust let me guess you think you aren't bad
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>>147459159
>you'll never be able to tactically kidnap someone with your stomach
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>>147457934
>Inti is mine!
I'm going to stab you, he's mine!
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>>147459395
A floor tile bot and anyone passing by can replace them. It doesn't create engaging gameplay. It's not fun for anyone other than the bomber. And it's incredibly disruptive to fun that people were having.

>>147459486
>He's never explored being a morbidly obese man
Oh the wonders you'll learn
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>>147459614
If you're bored of fixing breaches, stop playing.

>muh contrived detective fanfic rp got disrupted by someone outside my arc
>wwwaaaahhhhhh baaannnn heeeee
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>>147459747
If you just want to be a faggot go play call of duty
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>>147459432
>bitch
I can only really think of me calling out Kurt for murder when it comes to bitching. And in my mind that's legit as that round he wasn't following the law at all.

>pranked
Doesn't matter unless it stops me doing my job, don't think it does.

>unrobust

I play detective, hardly ever need to be robust, just gotta solve crimes.


At detective I'm good, am not so good at regular security. I'll be happy to try and adapt if you get good points of my problems though
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>>147459838
If you want to play faggots and fedoras with your meta friend, play second life.
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>>147459938
Can't solve crime when you don't know the difference between someone who hacked a door without gloves and someone whose blood was drained.
>>
is anyone trying to sprite bootyborgs
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>>147458495
>nobody comes to the bar.

That's the best part about playing bartender though
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>>147460473
Why reinvent the wheel?
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>>147460428
I don't remember this, If this was me it mustve been a mistake.

I'm usually better than that, so sorry for having an off-day.


Was that all you had against me? One mistake?
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>>147460773
You're unrobust as hell, I bet I could kick your ass any day queer. Come fight me in real life, I'll drop a banana peel and fart on your face.
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>>147460773
Yeah, you're a trash detective
>>
>>
>>147460773
Don't take these memers seriously
They can't even claim that they're better detectives because no one plays detective
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>>147460882
This is true, as said before I play detective so I don't need to be very robust

>>147461061
I haven't seen any better, guess all detectives are trash which is true it's a dumb job that doesn't fit /vg/ at all

>>147461264
True, thanks.
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!!!DO NOT APPROACH THIS PLAYER ALONE!!!
USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM AT ALL TIMES - ASSISTANTS DON'T LET ASSISTANTS GET RAPED
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>>147461796
Sexual Predation is my fetish
>>
Why do High RP servers get large numbers of players? Are this many people autistic?
>>
>>147461796
>tfw niggly posting usually only starts happening around the time niggly becomes active on steam/discord.

HMM. I wonder who's behind THIS POST?
>>
I just downloaded the game and I don't know what to expect, but I've been trying to join the server in the OP and this shit has been hanging for a while now... Spoon feed me what I'm supposed to do.
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>>147463528
Panic bunker. A feature that prevents new people from joining. Usually goes up when someone leaks server information to undesirables (like reddit or something). Usually redirects you to another server.

If your hanging it could be that one: hit with a panic bunker and two: you're not on the right update?
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>>147463528
Forgot pic.
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>>147463694
Unless someone has turned it on in the last day or so, the Panicbunker is off

>>147463707
Check your firewall, update Byond to the latest beta version
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>>147463707
Your account isn't a guest, is it?
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>>147461796
Damn right, you shoukd use the "buddy system" on niggly.
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>>147463806
Firewalls off, for both private and public connections.
I downloaded the June 17th version.

>>147464286
Yeah? Do I need an account?
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>>147464659
make a byond account
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>>147458153
bombing is more often than not pretty shitty and doesn't make for good rounds if it happens too often desu
nothing wrong with this policy
antags should put even a tiny amount of effort into making the round fun or memorable
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>>147464659
You can't play as a guest. An account is mandatory.
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>>147464729
It worked! Thanks man.
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>>147463468
What are you insinuating, Anon?
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>>147464972
If you want antags to "play nice and RP! make it fun for everyone!" just fuck off to bay or polaris, the whole point of antags is to fuck shit up and get their greentext while killing all who oppose you
Antags are not your personal entertainer to make the round "memorable" with some autistic roleplay bullshit

I'm so sick of fucking pussies playing this game, fuck RP and those who push it
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>>147465593
SPAM THOSE CLICKS KILL KILL KILL 25 DEATHS GIVES A TACTICAL NUKE
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>>147465593
>Spam clicking makes for good green texts
>lol I choose CE and built da singaloose, and made lazers by brakin into science and every 1 dye
>Epik 4 2 wyn
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>>147465593
I never said RP.
If your idea of making a round memorable is RP, you just aren't getting it.
Here's an example of a memorable round: A guy stealthily placed teleport beacons around the station and then used them to teleport hundreds of giant spiders everywhere.
There's absolutely no roleplay involved there and he still got his muh greentext. It was so good I still remember it years later.
Compare that to the dude6bombslmao or dudemurderbonelmao that happens every day, I can't remember any of those rounds in specific because it's always the same shit and the antags never do anything interesting.
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>>147465909
Why are you such a simple faggot?

>if you don't play my way you're a cod kiddy
Just fucking stop, holy shit. You don't have a monopoly on fun. Just shut the fuck up and stop being a sperg.
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>>147466137
>it's the antag's job to entertain me
Instead of competing with the antag, you've chosen to throw your hands up and say it's no fair and you're not playing.

Git gud. If you don't people to blow shit up, then you should be spamming hardcore on git with removals of anything that goes pop so we can all sit in a room and exchange glares until the targets turn to stone and you get your special little way to play.
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>>147466138
I dunno about him but I've had the time to mature as a spaceman and lmao6bam is shit. There's no back and forth. You're not getting engaged. Just a distance and powergaming check followed by a half hour of dick rubbing while the shuttle gets here and leaves. It's the same with singulooses and plasma floods.
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>>147465593
But RP is what makes SS13 fun. It's a garbage game gameplay wise unless you're autistic and enjoy doing the same shit over and over. If all you want to do is murder people then there's plenty of other games out there that are better designed for that.
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>>147466675
Don't like the mechanics? Contribute to the git instead of bitching about tools available to players.

Most of the problems are actually people have a small inconvenience and want to call the shuttle.

>>147466430
If you're bored of fixing breaches, play something else. It's already easy as fuck to survive a breach.
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>>147465230
I'm insinuating that I want to inseminate you
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>>147467043
I'm not Niggly, my dude
>>
I'm looking to remove the bloat from the service borgs modules by compacting all the dice into one.
Would it be acceptable to replace them with a die that when clicked a small menu pops up and you select which sided dice you wanted to roll and then it rolls it?
I ask because I'm wondering if having to choose from the menu every single time you want to roll a die might be extremely irritating.
Then again I doubt they are ever used as a borg are they?
Not like the e20 or cursed die are included.
>>
Is it still impossible to make a singularity on other z-levels than station itself? I remember that few months ago when playing a derelict mommi i got all the parts, it was all done and shit but it just didnt appear from the generator
the monitor didnt even detect the parts so if it actually appeared i wouldnt be able to get power from it
>>
>>147467319
use the transfer amount prompt on a generic die shape.
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>>147467438
It is possible, yes.

If the monitor didn't detect the parts, how were you even able to activate the PA?
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>>147467518
maybe it DID detect the parts
dont remember correctly, it was few months ago man
>>
>walk is the default speed setting, and running drains nutriment to move with

>borg speed is reduced overall to slightly faster than the human walk
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Gib ideas for SS13 posters/etc to make, I'm a bored nerd with a torrented copy of Photoshop and full of regret that I didn't go to design school
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>>147468130
>regretting not going to design school

I'll tell you bud I regretted going to it. They tell you the bear bones basic shit and it's literally not worth your money. If your honestly interested in graphics design, and perused it on your own accord, you already know the majority of what a generic school will ever teach you.
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>>147468130
>ce reacts to singuloose

Do it
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What if not wearing a backpack made you go faster?
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>>147469021
Then I would wear a backpack less.
>I hate back packs because it increases your click able area when facing right and left to a fuck huge amout.
>always wear satchels because of this reason.
>>
>>147469021
Satchels would become standard.
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>>147468130
>Become an Assistant on SS13
>Be useless and get paid for it!
>>
>>147469179
>>147469207
Satchels too, you smarty pants
Any storage item on your back
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>>147469569
Obviously people would just carry their backpacks in their hands, then.
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>>147468130
Make posters for each of the job fields (sec, sci, med, etc) that have their typical shit happening and saying 'I want you to join X'.
>Sci
Plasma behind a door and a person trying to get out, a machine shitting out guns, a robot labeled Cockbot 9000, slimes piled on someone.
>Engineering
A guy flying across the room from zas, a pile of bones near a super shard, mommis, singulo eating the background, broken windows
No need to include everything, just add typical things.
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>>147469707
>You slipped on the wet floor!
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>>147469782
>carrying anything in your hand you'd be worried about losing
Tool belts exist so that you can power game with your hands free.
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>>147463468
I haven't been posting all day though, silly
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>>147469875
toolbelts can't hold my metal sheets, tomahawk, blue medkit with scavenged DD autoinjectors, stungloves, or cablecuffs
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>>147467319
Crib the change toggle from the xenoarch excavation drill
>>
>Cap and HoS talking outside library, both uncuffed
>Bartender walks up, beanbags both of them then lethal lasers the HoS to death
Jesus, what an absolute madman.
>>
That was with out a doubt the most stressful game I have ever had as Robotics. Thank god Miners never took the Ripley from me because I would of legit offed myself if I didn't escape because I welded myself into robotics by accident.
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>>147468130
>design school
why would you even
a non-union construction job would net you more money
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>got bwoinked calling someone "senpai" IC
>tfw i actually call peoples senpai in real life and god still didn't gave me a bwoink
>>
>>147466870
It's literally impossible to improve the mechanics without rewriting the engine from scratch, retard. You'd know that if you played the game instead of purely shitposting in these threads.
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stay mad sybil
you got dunked by best bartender around
>>
>that fucking medbay
Hooooly shit. Kudos to you, kammer
>>
>>147470474
I'm going to school for a union trade, I just hate it to death
>>
>>147470052
you can make do without it puss
>>
>>147470484
Where you the engi that died at round start?
>>
>flecashitty and metafriend round

Gee just stand in sci all day and never speak to one another right? GJ pulling your girlfriend on the shuttle with no coms either faggot
>>
>>147470543
I'm a terrible bartender though
>>
>>147470632
Yes..and nobody ever fixed the solars.
Are you the one that energy sworded my head off?
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The worst way to wake up
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>>147468130
Botany:
>Dead edible plants everywhere.
>Giant Death Nettle taking over the entire hydro room.
>>
>>147469569
On some codebases, backpacks reduce your movement speed some, and satchel reduce movement speed even more. On the other hand, satchels have 2 extra slots compared to bags.
>>
>Kept reporting the miner
>Nobody cared

>>147470474
Have fun when you're a busted piece of shit by 45. I'm sure the money is worth 30 years of oh christ everything fucking hurts until you give in to using painkillers all the time.
>>
>>147470640
>The shuttle has docked with the station
>"duhhh what do we do now?"
>"I have to talk to know how to escape"

Space yourself
>>
>>147470685
Nah I was the MMoMI that spaced the shard and then ran into the fucking thing
>>
>>147470484
Yeah, we made a few mistakes in there. Cloning when unnecessary, not cloning everyone when necessary, not communicating as well as we could be. Sorry to everyone who didn't get back in a timely manner.

>>147470565
What do you mean? That was great fun
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>>147470490
>not having your character be a chink
>not calling your superiors senpai only
its like you wanna be a faggot
>>
>>147470758
I don't actually work construction I was just making an observation. Settle down.
>>
>>147470517
>it's impossible to improve the mechanics
It's not impossible to remove welders and welder bombs. It's just a lot of work.

Get to it, faggot. Or stop bitching.
>>
so you know that new bell/remote hookup? shit doesn't work.
>>
>>147470685
no, that was me

sorry bby i needed a hardsuit
>>
>>147471038
no i do not know this new bell/remote hookup
can you elaborate?
>>
>traitor mime so buttblasted about being perma'd that he breaks is bows just to law 2 the borg
>borg didn't even got to hear him
>mime literally calls me a "no fun allowed" and that it was because "Oh you play sec, of course"
>he fucking emp'd a shit ton of places and assaulted atleast three officers
>some retard was trying to give him 15 minutes
I don't know wheter to laugh or cry
>>
>>147471114

you know that room right above the janitors closet, with the sheet metal and rods? there is a little bell there next to a remote. you can hook the remote to the bell and assemble and wrench the bell, but when it dings it doesn't do jack/ no signal
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>10~ traitors
>only 1 succeeds
>because he had to fucking die
Utterly fucking destroyed. Syndicate on suicide watch.
>get chaplain jailed because he left a giant trail on murder scene
>then a bunch of other unsubtle traitors
>create files of them and put them in file cabinet for all to read
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>>147466675
Yeah no the game is only shitty in the gameplay department if you force yourself to do the same shit over and over (you probably do)
If you make a conscious effort to try new things and experiment it becomes much more dynamic and you'll discover that you've got a lot more agency than you thought you did.

If you're afraid of consequences and play lab-based jobs passively, well of course the game is going to become mundane and grindy.
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>>147468130
A poster of a security kicking an assistant in the dick.
"Pay for crime with your nuts off the vine.
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>>147471584
>mfw we didn't lose a single officer except for the HoS who was a tit and didn't wear his SPS
>mfw I stun the guy who had me as an assassination target
God damn I love all sec that round
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where would be a suspicious place to find a backpack?
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>>147471914
HoS was tator though.
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>>147472215
was she?
well, good then
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>>147471737
I think part of the problem is people think they should be allowed to be left alone. As if this is somehow a single-player experience.

You're not entitled to finishing your research. Nor are you entitled to finish your autism fort/project. Shit can and should happen more often than not that takes you away from clicking prompts and rolling dice.

Your priority is to keep the station running and your crewmates alive until the antagonists are rooted out as they pop up.

Everything else you do on your own is at your leisure to keep you occupied until more shit goes down or the shuttle arrives.
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>>147472035
In any lobby or oxygen locker, maintenance, the bar.
Actually basically anywhere that's not a designated locker where they spawn or someone's back.
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>>147472035
Cargo lobby, escape, the chap, the tile in front of the AI core doors, and a random grey bag in maint. If you find a bag in one of those places, they are likely to contain a mousetrap and bomb, random shit, or something else that you should never lay your eyes on.
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>newcops
>vox nuke ops kills me on the shuttle
>get revived
>nothing on the shuttle anymore, no bags, so i only get a egun and a shotgun
>no emag, no spicy memes
>head to arrivals
>borg there
>no ion rifle
>get tased and deathgasp before he can remove my suit
jesus christ i never wanted someone to be banned so hard on my entire life
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WATCH
ME
WHACK
OFF
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>>147474069
Why did the vox kill you?
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>>147472035
>put bomb in backpack
>wrap it in paper
>drop anywhere
>leave in hastened pace
No one will suspect a thing.
Or my favorite
>go to disposal nearest to your bomb target
>empty it
>turn pump off and put the packaged bomb in
No one will ever find it.
Or super extra sadist mode:
>parapen the clown/mime/whoever
>surgery the bomb into him along with always on radio on a secret frequency
>listen onto said frequency and detonate if someone finds out
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>>147470932
It's really fucking sad cause you see these old fucks that are getting so busted up but they're too old to do anything else. They got family and shit so they just gotta keep killing themselves day after day. Then they're just a big snarl of worn out joints, terrible aches and pains on top of lasting after effects of the inevitable major injuries they're gonna get.
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>>147474069
>newcops
>teammate gets killed by vox
>fuck it, go to station stealth
>vox goes with his hardsuit, emags blatantly into caps office and doesn't get the disk because he didn't bring a pinpointer
>rest of nukesquad is compromised so I start whipping bombs everywhere
>hit genetics
>get zas'd to death in chapel maint somehow
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>>147474069
>vox nuke ops kills me on the shuttle
Nice fake story because you'd explode there and then with deathgasp.
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>>147474069
>Wanting to do my gimmick
>Vox nuke op wandering through the halls
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>>147472035

Cargo lobby, escape, the chap, the tile in front of the AI core doors any were near medbay or sec

9 out of 10 times it have some type of toxin bomb or poly acid mousetrap bomb
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>>147474191
>wrap it in paper
You put the wrapping paper inside the backpack.
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>>147474153
no idea
i was getting ready to go inside a pizza wich what probably be a pizza nukeops delivery
them he just shot a ion rifle at me and i exploded/gibbed
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This is bay's advanced ert station or something, should we steal it?
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>>147474310
The vox shot him with an EMP and he exploded.
One of the rudimentary tranformations you can perform on ghosts is to turn it into a human. He was brought back.
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How do I join the discord server?]

Is there even a point to joining the discord server? I've never used discord before
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>>147474540
I like it.
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>>147467904
TRASH
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>>147474424
Matroyshka that shit.
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Stupid Lore Idea No. 28: All 'stations' (i.e. servers) exist in the same universe, and are part of a Vault like series of experiments by Nanotrasen to determine the most efficient station/workforce.
Stations like Nox are to test what it's like with near total anarchy.
Baystation is where they send all the anal hardcore corporate types ready to listen to Nanotrasen and Centcom like the word of god.
/vg/ and TG are control stations or some shit(?)
Vore is where they contain all the self genetically modified furries with delusions of living in a universe with millions of unique snowflake species.

The Syndicate uses some of these stations to train their operatives so they can successfully infiltrate real Nanotrasen facilities, hence stupid objective like stealing a jumpsuit, or items that can be made at an autolathe.
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>>147474540
Nah.
It's cool but really unnecessary.
Plus our docks suck so there's no real way to land a shuttle that big and irregularly shaped.
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>STILL can't wrap boxes
It's been FIVE MONTHS.

Why can't coders actually fix bugs instead of making more meme features?
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>>147474736
Sure you can, it can share a dock with the pirate shuttle
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>>147474681
>gases work differently in THIS sector of the universe than in all others!
pretty shit theory
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>>147474173
borgs got to get those valids, did the badmins approve this? I need to know for future borg shittery,
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>>147474930
>>gases work differently in THIS sector of the universe than in all others!

What?
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>>147474681
Goon station is actually the set of a live reality TV show where prisoners get sent to.

Hippie is just a sanitarium/asylum in space
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Martians fucking when
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One of these disposal units will take your trash.
The other will murderize your fucking soul with polyacid smoke.
Know the difference.
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>>147475554
Silly billy, hollow books have no sprite change.
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>>147474069
>>147474257
are there vox that aren't complete fucking shitters

>>147474540
>station
>not even in space
lmao

>>147474583
if you join the discord server you get even more cancer than the general, get to ick ock, and get to metagame with all of your metaclub buddies
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>>147475813
Are you just pretending to be retarded?
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>>147475813
But you don't walk past that book commonly, and if you do, the airlock doesn't stop you
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Do you prefer the looks with or without the connecty bit under the grip?
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>>147475146
Different codebases have different atmos settings
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>>147476038
I like it with the connecting bit.
Helps differentiate it from a normal egun.
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>>147475962

But how do I join it?
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>>147474787
You sure showed them, they'll definitely be on it now
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>>147476185
Ah, well in that case some of the 'stations' are located within large Dyson sphere with an ambient level of gas greater than a normal vacuum.
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>>147476038
what's so super about them?
They both look alright but I don't see the purpose.
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>>147475554
Left one since its disengaged, right?
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>>147475975
It is shitty joek mate, you can put smoke grenades in book just the same as disposals.
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>>147476038
Blue and connected one.
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>>147476754
I mainly just prefer the looks of the standard egun to the advanced. But was thinking ti could have both options for recharging, like the captains laser.
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>>147468990
Something came up and I got distracted.
Here's one version
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>>147478196
kek
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>law 2 AI call the shuttle

>>147474191
>tfw mail a bomb to someone and they actually open it the absolute madmen
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>>147478196
>>147468990
Here's the other. Both of them have the Singlo framed weirdly but I wasn't sure show to frame it nicely, it's more noticeable in this one
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>sell items for souls, all writen in a contract
>pray for robeless casting offering the contracts as I.O.Us
>don't get it
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>ashe died despite the peridaxon and bicaridine

only so much I can do
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>>147475146
>>147476732
Different zas settings means different release energies and so on.
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>Power sink
>tcomms sabotaged and cut AI link
>Mostly blind and deaf
>Can do nothing while the entire crew is being massacred except give nearly useless advice considering the situation
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>>147478396
Pump dexaplus in instead.
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>greytiders shit up medbay when doctors are trying to save people

I guess you all ended up dying
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Working with no power and just surgery and storage is pretty fun. You honked us too hard, clown, fuck you, mime
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>>147478474
>travel in groups
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>>147478396

blood loss is suffocation, you did good with your drug choices, but you need a lot of dexplus and a little inaprov to come back from something like that
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>mfw the HoS is calling the bartender a ling
>He doesn't even flashbang me
Scrub HoS' are the bst
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>>147478537
Medical and Virology need dedicated security. Call it an "Orderly" or whatever, but someone needs to babysit that area.
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>>147478679
There's a Security Office in Medbay on Deff, I think.
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>>147478396
Pretty sure the bug is still in where you need inaprov and bicard and they only work at bicard od levels so you need antitox and arith in it too

>>147478679
What they needed was assistants/medical interns actually being medical interns. Medbay gets raided when people aren't gonna sito n their ass and die in the lobby.
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>>147478589
That and "Cut off your local areas from the main grid and replace the APC batteries"

Only two people did it.

What the fuck else can I do. I have no access to anything when power is down, tcomms APC was completely cut from AI control and the station looked like swiss cheese. Travelling in groups to have a fighting chance is pretty much the only advice I could give.
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>>147478754
Yeah, and there's also a security office next to arrivals, and you don't see anybody actually manning it.

>>147478765
>What they needed was assistants/medical interns actually being medical interns. Medbay gets raided when people aren't gonna sito n their ass and die in the lobby.

Forcing Assistants to actually justify their existence on the station would be a novel concept.
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>>147478509
I got distracted and forgot to evolve it
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>>147478917
ALWAYS evolve dexaplus first.
Your host can literally walk around at 0 blood level provided he has dexaplus in his system.
Dexaplus takes priority over peridaxon even, as peridaxon is useful, but secondary since it's a symptom, and cause of death is always bleeding when organ is damaged.
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>>147479053
>dexplus carrying someone with 0 blood
You're forgetting the explosive toxins damage.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqaVacVpbQk

Station-wide rap contest when?
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>>147479053
>Your host can literally walk around at 0 blood level provided he has dexaplus in his system.
you're forgetting about the toxin damage from extremely low blood m8
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>>147479137
>>
so what do you do when you find a suspicious backpack?
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>>147479303
>not building a secret cubby behind a false wall in the warehouse to store your contraband
That was his first mistake.
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>>147479152
And you pass out and don't wake up around 40%- blood.
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>>147479459
Whip out my pre-prepared Pacid fire extinguisher and melt it from as far away as possible.
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>>147479459
WALK
DON'T RUN
Grab it
DON'T OPEN IT
Chuck it down disposals
Someone else's problem now
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>>147475962
Theyre are. But I'm starting to wonder if the vox you keep hearing about are just Humans who want a temporary "Im gonna non-antag griff but its totally in my lore/right to do this, others I saw on the thread do it! They actually spam and use terms like Cheeki breeki and "fight the power/whiteman speech" in all caps in vox speak in comms! "

Yet here I am, in cargo or the library in my job uniform trying to be as cool as possible and play a character. And just casually chat to others with occasional bird flavor.
>tfw you want to be polite and tell another vox to simmer down but you dont want to start anything and be called a race traitor.
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>>147479680
>Not all Vox!
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>>147478849
Nah, I'm just saying that

>>147479459
Uh, it depends where I find it. If it's clickbait or prox bait. If it's clickbait I'm gonna drag and id locker it. ifi t's prox bait there's nothing really I can do short of I think a chem sprayer can outrangei t.
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you ever melt someones face with polyacid then plant your id on them to fake your own death?
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>>147480170
That what?
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>>147479459
Trigger the default frequency.

If you get bwoinked then play dumb.
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>>147480172
Is there even a way to make someone's face look like a specific person WITHOUT UI-UE fuckery? I know there's face surgery.
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>>147480483
The name is more important than the face.
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>>147480219
That people breaking into medbay is a poor service problem and a stupid general population problem. A lot of people break in because they're badly injured or their damage is compounding and they need triage immediately and not after they're dead. while this can be helped with a lobby sleeper, piles of pizza, antitox pillls spaceacillin pills, a mortar, metal sheets and a coffee cup, and a lot of health analyzers, trauma and burn kits, it still relies on a good mechanic or assistant to.

You can't fix the stupid fucks that think they're on tg or think pills are magic instafix so they eat like 120 antitox for 12 tox from a regular blunt

>>147480483
>>147480172
If someone's actually doing autopsies, haha I know, it wont pass unless you dna inj.

>>147480172
Not really needed, I just kill someone, scan em and take their place.

>>147480327
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, you can think it over elsewhere for a month
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>>147480727
Whoops, forgot the second part which was just having more staff means they get let in immediately and get treated which is often all they wanted barring autists wanting to fix their virus wanting nasty chems for nefarious shit and other stuff.
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>>147480483
Polymorph powers
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>>147480483
>someone walking around with my face and name without me knowing
>they get killed via fireaxe
>pick up the head and realize it's my head
It spooked me hard.
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>>147480327
maybe you should ahelp before you trigger it
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>>147480727
There could be a "serve yourself" clinic at each department.

Like security has. Maybe not so far as an advance sleeper, but maybe jsut a first aid station with a little "How to Medicine" manual that includes some "you need surgery, idiot" sections
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>>147481597
>as if everyone doesn't already know exactly how to analyze and explain their symptoms and required treatment
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>>147481567
I bet you put on a condom before cumming in a girl too.
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>>147482190
>implying medical knows how to
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>>147482270
I wish my plight of shitty medbays was fixed by a 90% failure rate self-surgery possibility.
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can you not stuff bodies into fireplaces or stoves?
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>>147479303
>Just another day on SS13
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>>147480727
The issue in that particular round was a clown tiding into chemistry for lube and walling medbay lobby in in glass and an Unknown (who turned out to be the mime) tiding into chemistry and making a beaker full of a liquid that looked suspiciously like thermite.

>>147482270
I'm insulted even though I know it's the sad truth.
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>>147459938
>detective doesn't need to be robust
you fucking what
what the hell happened to this serb in the time I've been gone
you need to be the most robust fucker on the station because to not be shit you need to not powergame at the same time
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>>147482969
>because to not be shit you need to not powergame at the same time

???

I don't get it
>>
tg station has an excessive number of ways to kill somebody but not enough ways to get rid of the body. Pretty much either gib them or space them are your only options.

i mean you got the garbage shoot, which is basically just spacing somebody the clean and easy way, you got the chapel, which is crap cause only the chaplain has access. You have the syndie cleaver and the gibber, which are exclusive to the chef.

Really the only way to dispose of the body in a quick and easy way is to stun/c4 somebody, and thats just boring.
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>>147461610
A lot of people play detective and most of the time the people that play it are either alright or go braindead from boredom.
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>>147483112
Get creative fagolio
Reroute disposals to space (incredibly easy to do), disposals your corpses (has the added bonus of doubling as a murder method)
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>>147483948
i already mentioned that. its not really practical.
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>>147483112
>wear gloves
>behead
>put head in backpack
Be glad blood is so laughably easy to clean in this game
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>>147483948
also, disposals route through shipping in cargo. they pick through the garbage before it goes to disposals, and will likely find a dead body.

even then, you still have to go to disposals and open the chute and then hit the mass driver.
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>>147474681
When I play AI, I like to make little Fun Fact jokes. Most of them are quips about different servers.
My personal favorite was "If you can successfully do it, putting solar panels around the Sol in the Solarium that orbits the GOON area, you will make a ridiculous amount of power. Only thing is that you can't transport it back!"
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>>147484706
That's why you reroute disposals you dip.
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>>147484706
I said REROUTE
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>>147484593
and even if someone sees you with blood on you the amount of times you'll get stopped and asked about it is almost zero
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>>147471754
Is this close enough?
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why don't they make hardsuits from the same thing they make canisters of? then they'd have infinite pressure resistance and perfect temperature insulation
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>>147485145
Actually I guess since that's not kicking in the nuts that caption doesn't really work
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>>147485274
>implying it's the material that makes canisters stronger than hardsuits and not the structure

Go back to halo kid
This is a real space game
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>>147485390
why don't they make hammers from your skull? you're the densest motherfucker i know of
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>>147483112
you can literally leave stripped corpses in the middle of maint and nobody will touch them
paramedics never leave medbay
cops are afraid of maint
borgs would rather get those harmvalids
assistants don't give a fuck

by the time a shithead who does runs by your target will have logged out or spawned back in as something else
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>>147485274
le happy merchant
le greedy corporation
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>>147485368
Fixed it
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>>147485506
Because it'd be too brittle and wear easily for a hammer you dumb fuck. Bone makes better blades not blunt tools.
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>tfw another flecashitty and ashe girlfriend meta round

pls just keep shiting up sci all day
>>
>wahh changeling is hard!!
>>
>Richest Escapee: Mick Johnson, Medical Doctor: 500938 space credits (Pat92)

what
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>Last night I accidentally welded myself into robotics as escape came and only got out because I had a Ripley
>Tonight I accidentally blow up robotics trying to refuel my welding tool, nearly killing myself as escape is arriving

Why is the welding tool so easy to fuck up with?
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>got hulk
>started to hand out to science and medical members
>only them i realize i was giving it to everyone
>realize my mistake too late
this was a huge mistakes, at least i got gud at genetics
ended on the shuttle with shock resistance, hulk, no breathe, joe and eat
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>can't see scoreboard
>can't see why I was unceremoniously debrained and tossed into space
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>>147487161
I am glad they are contained to science so I do not have to deal with them most of the time
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>>147487161
>still getting mad about them
That's so two weeks ago, nobody cares, let it go.
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>>147487161
>Stop having friends!
>Stop talking to people
>If you dont call some one a fucking retard, and smash there windows that means your metagamin!!!!!
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>>147487273

TURN IT OFF DUMM DUMM
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>>147487324
when in doubt AHELP
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>>147487273
You are slowly learning how to accomplish two-step tasks. Mistakes are normal.
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>>147487402
I'm pretty sure they were Antags. It seemed to be deliberate and organized.

I jsut want to know who was what.
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>>147487324
If you were Raymond, you were my target
I didnt want to kill you since you were learning medbay but the oportunity came up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qx40ZbGJ8w
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>>147487516
I was Raymond. No problem, and thanks for at least giving me a bit of time to learn.

What were you? Just straight traitor?
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>>147487574
I was a changeling
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>>147487574
No, he was a homo traitor.
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>>147487651
And you didn't even eat my DNA?

Now I'm insulted.
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>>147487570
>See Botanist run near science
>He gives them corn, nettles, and death nettles
>PANIC
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>>147487772

all sci needs is the corn
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>>147487273
How the fuck did you not get banned for that?
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>>147488036
Probably because it was a mistake?
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>>147487269
Must've broken into the vault.
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>>147488110
Every mistake gets a ban. Non-mistakes get a permaban. It's always been like this.
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>>147488036
>Banning for mistakes
You should know better, we don't do that. Usually
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>>147488249

>It's always been like this.
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>>147488407
what the fuck is that thing
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>>147488373
(You)
>>
well, fucked up befriending a slime. again i thought bashing monkeys near them was supposed to make them friendly?
oh well, need to get some sleep anyways
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>>147488407
AHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS LIKE A HILLS HAVE EYES CHARACTER
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>>147488407

is that thing wearing lipstick?
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>>147488627
No

Feeding a monkey to them while in their sight line makes them friendly
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>>147488553
(me)

>>147488492
>>147488727
>>147488740
>People just now learning about the best meme to grace this general
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>>147488816
oh, then wiki needs to be updated as it says it helps
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>>147487570
>That much corn
Who has fun doing this?

I love botany but the same plant over and over?
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>>147488926
Tell the person updating the wiki as of late, which I think is Kammerjunk at the moment.
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>>147488926
Someone is effectively vandalizing the wiki (adding nonsense, preventing any accuracy fixes, etc.) No way to fix the wiki for now, despite it drastically needing it.
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>>147488940
It wasn't that fun.

I found most of the genes, and put a 15 yield, and 120 pot gene on corn, nettles, and death nettles, and did a few harvests.

The chef didn't arrived until round end, so I just wanted people to have food I guess. And people kept asking for nettles.

I grew a few strange plants with rezadone and other chems for chemistry, but they never really talked about wanting more after the initial 200 units of rezadone.

Oh and the chemist cut his hand on a thorny rezadone banana.
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>>147488991
>>147489139
the exact line, under the efficient slime farm section
>"...instead, bring the monkey over to the slime and knock it out. This will ensure the slime and further ones that come from it will not attack you, as you will be in their "friend" list..."
so i assumed knocking the monkey out helped make them friendlier
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>>147489139

Doubtful, the only people actively editing the wiki are codermins, of which most notable are Dylan, Kurfurst, Deity and PJB, and a few random contributors like Icantthinkofanamerightnow and Zealotron

If they make bad edits, change them. If there is a continuing conflict over what to put in the wiki, simply call up one of the wiki admins. Normally it should be Pomf, Nuklear, Probe or Dylan, N3X15 notwithstanding for extremely obvious reasons
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>>147489139
>>147488991
>>147488926

The wiki is full of a bunch of blatantly (although somewhat comically ) wrong information.
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>>147489512

The map is outdated as well
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How does someone activate a floorbot? I unlocked its behavior, set it to improve tiles, and collect them, but it wont move even after i lift a few tiles
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>>147489780

Floorbot doesn't work, neither does cleanbot.
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Hmmm I haven't played in at least a month, let's observe a surely exciting game of SPACE STATION 13
>jaunt
>timestop
>teleport
>norobes
>just gets the cap's laser and all access first thing in the round then murderbones with guns and timestop + immediately jaunts away from any unfavorable situation
I remember why it's been a month since I played this now
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>>147489507
>If they make bad edits, change them.
Gets reverted instantly. All day err day. There's nothing that we mere mortals can do about it.
>>
Chalk up another one for Wild Bill, fastest gunslinger in the whole Wild West
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>>147489839
>gets immediately robusted the very first opportunity they can't jaunt away
10/10
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>>147490078

Then note who the fuck they are, and go write up the problem in the forum section for the wiki including a direct hotlink to the offending edits

>>147490230

He's back ?
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IMO wiz should be able to take something that lets them norobes for any spell, but it costs 2 spell slots
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>>147490573
Nice meme or you are new
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>>147490573

No Robes allows you to cast any spell for 2 spell points, this is literally what you are describing

A few wizard spells innately don't require clothes to cast, but they're so obscure and wizard garb loss so devastating that they usually don't matter
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>Fireball wizard
>People scream newcops
>Shuttle called round start
>Noone recalls it
Wew lad
At least I got my bar somewhat finished.
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QUICK what do you do on Colonial Marines?
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>>147490730
not play there
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>>147490716
The only person with access called it. The wizard.
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>>147490716
>>Shuttle called round start
>>Noone recalls it
That was the wizard immediately calling it then lasering the comms consoled, dipshit
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post em
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>>147490730
RP
Read the rules or perish forever.
Observe to become an alien babby maybe, it might be easier.
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>>147490871
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>>147490989
winrar/10
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>>147490871
Trader: High
Cargo Tech: Low
Quartermaster: Low
Janitor: Low
Botanist: Low
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>>147490704
>>147490683
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>>147490871
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>>147490989
Sure why not.
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Number of Explosions This Shift: 107
Dead Crewmen: 1 (-250 Points)
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>Two short wizard rounds in a god damn row
Welp.
Good night
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>>147491557
where is the full video on that?
>>
>get to see what a valid hunting powergamer does as wizard
>break windows lol
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SIEG NEUE THREAD
SIEG KAISER REINHARDU
>>147492251
>>147492251
>>147492251
>>147492251
>>147492251
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>>147492191
wew
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>>147492191
oh shit its dat boi yred
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>>147492320
Yred is a wildcard. He just does what he likes.

Also, fireball/hardsuit wizard is a tradition. I am a huge valid hunting powergamer and I love it too.
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>>147492320
fireball wizard is a classic
its wizard kino
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