/owg/ - Overwatch General

First for hero pick limits

xth for waifu shitters ruin the thread

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MCREEEEE

BUFFS

WHEN

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Post your cutest d.va pictures here

I bought Overwatch thinking there would be hero limit in comp.

Tracer players are faggots

watching salty streamers lose rank is the same as browsing the threads

>TFW teammates don't charge as a group and they all die 1 by one.
>This is competitive play

Shame competitive is not a tard filter.

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ZARYA IS

B A E
A
E

Lads, Sigrun or Valkyrie?

>>147382787
So do competitive whiners going on like a broken record. Please, for the love of god Blizzard, make the fixes before next season.

>most satisfying hero to get melee final blows
It's a tie between Lucio or Winston for me

>>147382887
orchid

>>147382787
>mfw no gay porn
I miss TF2

>>147382794
Didn't they say that they want him to be more reliably able to kill non-tanks?

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>>147382798

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>>147382806

>1 hero limit is too meta for comp players
>they'd rather have a million fucking tracers running around

>>147382826
Why would you think that with nothing to back up this possibility?

>>147382887
Cobalt

>>147382904
Pharah v Pharah mid air

do people lose the ability to use a mouse and keyboard in competitive? I swear, I keep getting matched with people who cant score a single kill. Skill level is worse than quick play

>>147382891
At least they're talking about the game

>>147382806
*BRRRAAAAAAAP*

>>147382887
save for summer skin

>climbed 9 ranks this weekend
:3

>>147383013
Because every other competitive class based game does this?

>>147382965
You can clearly see she has a hourglass figure going up from her hips

She's built like a fucking elin with tits

this is my first concept ever so hopefuly someone will like it:)

Name: Faith (Dr Aria Sofala)

Back story:
Working with Dr. Angela Ziegler the two were best of friends both in the field of medicine while Ziegler was doing research and nanobiology Sofala volunteered to help test it out
Zielger Took out Sofala then brought her back to life but in return Sofala came back in a dark shadow possesed and enraged with Ziegler, Sofala did not like what happened and promised Ziegler that she would be back for revenge when the time is right
Now identifies as Faith. She's an angel of death she visits people on the verge of dying and decides if they deserve a second chance or not
Just as the explosion went off while morrison and reyes were fighting she emergered from the flames and saw Morrison and Reyes being engulfed in flames and decided to rescue them after which after she dissapeared back into the shadows

Basic attack: shoots dark shadow balls effective at close-medium range

Shift: AoE heal that lasts for 2-3 seconds and has a cool down of about 5-6 seconds

Ult: Instantly heals all alies back to full health and resets all cooldowns (except for ults) regardless of where they are on the map (global)

E: Teleport ability that allows you to grab an ally and move them to safety (Have to be in LoS and within medium range) and to teleport them away range would be close-medium 11-12 second cooldown

Max HP: 200
Interactions
Faith: I met with your mother once before she was a good person
Pharra: What do you mean by met my mother?

Faith: Looks like I have to rescue you again
Reaper: How do you rescue someone who can't die

Faith: Have we met before you seem familiar
Soldier 76: I get that alot

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Would ranked be better if gaining/losing rank points were based on performance vs what it is now?
Winning or losing would still matter, just not be the end-all-be-all for gaining/losing ranks.

>>147383141
it's shit

>can't even pick the map in esports

lmao

>>147383231
ur shit

>>147383180
No, it should only be based on win/loss, thats not the problem with ranked.

>>147382863
true

>>147383141

>Basic: Mind Spike
>Shift: Circle of Healing
>E: Leap of Faith
>Ult: Divine Hymn

Priest main?

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>Do placement matches
>Get 53
>Play some more games mostly as support
>Drop down to 48
>Play assault and defense classes
>Go back up to 53
I think the game is telling me to never healslut.

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Are you on fire /owg/?

Someone explain to me how to get good with zenyatta.

Is it even possible?

>Tracer breaks the meta in the beta
>Clearly the strongest character in the game and in need of some nerfs
>In retail they ignore her and only nerf the new fotms in McCree and Widow
>Now everything is back to being Tracer controlled

Thanks, no hero limit and no Tracer nerfs make the game really fun.

>suddenly cant hit anyone
>RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
>cant hit anyone
>rage x 3249832094832

sometimes I just wish there was a suicide/flay/torture command to inflict pain on your own character.

>>147383441
This copypasta was cancer in /d2g/ and editing for /owg/ isn't any better

>>147382679
>Bro Tier
Reinhardt
Winston
Lucio
Mercy
>Cool Recluse Tier
Pharah
Reaper
Soldier 76
Zarya
>Asshole Tier
McCree
Genji
Junkrat
Tracer
Mei
Roadhog
>Poo Tier
Hanzo
Widowmaker
Zenyatta
Symmetra
>I'm desperate and hope my opponents suck tier
Torbjorn
Bastion

>>147382965
I can smell them from here

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>>147382798

Every D. Va picture is the cutest

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I need some of your guy's best and edgiest names for a Reaper/Genji main.

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>>147383180
Yes. Because nobody wants to fall hard in ranks just because they decided to queue alone and get braindead randoms.

>>147383338
semi-decent bait

>>147383592
swagman88

Why are people so against >maining? I pick Pharah/Roadhog most of the time because I'm confident in my ability as them and that way I feel I contribute towards team's victory. To me it's far better than constantly switching between heroes I'm not really that good at, but the general opinion is that they're the right pick in a situation.

>S:76 can counter Tracer

Where is your god now?

>>147383180
good players win more so i don't see a problem with basing it off win/loss

I want an animu about all the asians, and soldier 76 as comic relief engrish guy.

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>>147382798
Cute!

>>147383592
DecrepitSaint

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>>147382798
>>147383530

>>147382794
Never, he was too good.

>>147383592
>>147383512

>>147383679

Because half the time mainers aren't helping the team by not counter picking.

>>147383637
Just because I have a different opinion than you doesn't mean its bait.

Name a relevant team based game with a ranked system that isn't based on win/loss.

>>147383679
when people think of maining they think "I insta lock Hanzo and never switch"

but almost everyone here has a go-to for offense/defense/tank/support

>>147383695
Everywhere because I fucking hate tracer

>>147383592
DyingInside

>the payload is about to end the game
>Look at my stats
>2 kills
>Gold

Jesus fuck

>>147383592
XxGodSlayerxX

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>that one genji who didnt get the memo

>>147383592
Bahamut

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>>147383679
Maining can mean two things. One: a character you pick a majority of the time, but you're willing to switch when needed
this is okay

Two: 100% of your playtime is Genji/widow/etc, even when its a fucking terrible idea
this is cancer

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>>147383592

Limited respawns will be introduced on overtime to prevent going lemming on the point with tracers/monkeys/meis until you get lucky.

Calling it now.

>>147383592
NefariousAngel

Feel free to replace as many letters as you want with numbers

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>>147383857
nothing's worse than seeing the payload arrive at the last checkpoint and having a gold medal for 1 elimination you got at the beginning of the game

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>>147383742

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>>147383781
>losing game
>switch to reaper
>win game
I don't even know how it happens. It just works.

>play competitive
>tie
>goes to sudden death
>attacking team just needs to capture one point
is this how it's supposed to work? this is definitely not balanced, since defending is a lot harder

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>>147382798
Dva so cute

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I'm in a special sort of hell.

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I'll make it quick anon....

>>147383936
Good

>Cheers love, the Calvary is here
she's annoying but fuck all she's cute

>>147383936
how about this
>contesting fills up the overtime bar at the same speed it empties at

I need as much zarya porn as I can, show me what you got

Is it just me or are the competitive rules kinda shit?

I would prefer to do the whole stage, instead of the first point being taken and losing the enitre match.

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>tfw you love widowmaker

>>147384134
More like just annoying.

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>>147383956
here's more to you fellow anon

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>lucio randomly switches to speed boost
>fucks up my aim

>>147383914
What's she reading, /owg/?

>Watching streamer play in a 4 stack
>They queue against nothing but all solo queue teams
>Stomp every game

Awesome.

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>Team that tries the 3 Tracer cheese loses

SWEET
POETIC
JUSTICE

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>>147384001
>>147382798

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>>147384163
>lose match
>lose 1 rank

>win game
>gain 1/4th a rank


the ranking is shit

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>>147383592
xXxSepherithxXxOneWingedAngelxXx666

all top ranked players play lucio, reaper, tracer, mccree, genji, soldier 76 or zarya. if you play anyone else in competitive, you are doing it wrong.

>>147384163
the first season is dumb. just play the placements to get an avatar and say fuck it.

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>>147384134
Cheese loaf
The calories 'ere

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I want to fuck the nigger manlet

tracer is for faggots

GamesD33N

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>>147384037
Yandere Mei is love, Yandere Mei is life.

>>147384382
they play mercy on some maps too

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>>147384212
>tfw sinking those critshots just right
Why is she so perfect?

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>losing horribly
>switch to meme heroes out of pure desperation
>someone says "why the fuck do we have [hero]?"
>DEFEAT, inevitably
>"gg lost cuz of dumbass"

NO WE LOST BECAUSE WE WERE AN AWFUL TEAM WITH 0 COORDINATION

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>>147384265
>lucio turns up the volume on leaving the spawn
>ruins the concussion jump
Every single time.

>someone leaves competitive game
>I leave within the ""No Penalty"" 30 seconds
>get 30 minute suspension

nice game Blizzard

>>147382904
If I don't play certain heroes, I often forget I can even melee at all.

>>147384476
They're called headshots, mom.

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>>147384476
>those voice lines while sniping

>>147384493
That's a pretty consistent time to do it, just learn to anticipate it.

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>>147384037
When we're absolutely destroying a team, I'll freeze the cute girl heroes, just wave and then walk away.

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>>147382798

>>147384474
top ranked dont play mercy. they let others be the healslut as it doesnt give as much points as a dmg dealer.

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>>147384212
>tfw you love McCree

>>147384387

Might do that. Barely any coordination anyways like usual

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>>147384592
>>147382798

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>>147384037
As quick as Reinhardt?

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>>147384037
>>147384454
Mei is a confirmed sadist.

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Best skin

Best gun

>>147384636
>He'll never kidnap you

>>147384665
What do those runes in the back say?

>>147382794
Use to be a Mccree main (mainly abusing fan), stopped playing him with nerf and picked him up again -_-

I hope he gets more left click damage, and fan goes up in damage even 10 dmg per bullets would be nice...

>>147384675
>Need armor! Eeh... more armor.

>>147384630
oh you meant like that, i thought you meant like the guys that play this game "professionally"

>>147384737

"The pleasure of being winky face'd inside"

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>>147384675
>stands still for a good 2 seconds to make sure she's aiming at your head
standard mei play

Facts of Overwatch:
>A good and consistent Tracer/Pharah is impossible to beat, all deaths on them are mistakes on their part
>A Hanzo will always be useless assuming equally skilled teams and would be better off playing Widow at the very least
>There are no decent Zenyattas or Genjis, only good ones and bad ones
>When playing symmetra you either main her or are just trolling
>Hanamura is an inherently broken map that overwhelmingly favors defenders
>Defenders always lose if the condition that the attacking team is highly coordinated
>Bastion has a low skill ceiling, and basically requires no skill at all if skills that could be applied to every hero are not counted
>There is no team composition without Junkrat that wouldn't be better with a Junkrat

>>147384636
I love westerns and stuff, and I'm so sad that I'm not good with McCree

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>>147384710
'Nam

>>147382798
We need cute pics of D.Va tied up

>>147384710
Night Ops is better.

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>>147384737

No clue!

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>>147384576
Not the first time, thats easy enough to plan for. But every time the lucio respawns close enough. >SPEEED BOOOST
>car alarm noises
>actually exploded the mine WAY behind me

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>play Lijiang
>winning 85-0
>Reinhardt switches to D.va for no fucking reason
>we lose

>>147384848

you need to get close and wrangle up some braindawgz

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>>147384636
>>147384726
WHERE DO I CONSCRIPT FOR KIDNAPPINGS BY COWBOY?

>>147384024
>genji on def
you deserve it desu senpai

>>147384814
why do meis even wait to freeze on heroes that don't have mobility skills, just tagging them slows them to a crawl and that's an ez headshot

>>147384859
>No full color American flag

It's shit

and here I thought we had a plan :/...

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>>147384590
>>147384675
>>147384682
What other hero kills people in a more gruesome and personal way?
Truely the face of pure evil....

>>147384819
>A good and consistent Reinhardt/Roadhog is impossible to beat, all deaths on them are mistakes on their part
>A D.va will always be useless assuming equally skilled teams and would be better off playing Winston at the very least
>There are no decent Lucio or Mercy, only good ones and bad ones
>When playing Toblerone you either main her or are just trolling
>Volskaya is an inherently broken map that overwhelmingly favors defenders
>Defenders always lose if the condition that the attacking team is highly coordinated
>Mercy has a low skill ceiling, and basically requires no skill at all if skills that could be applied to every hero are not counted
>There is no team composition without Lucio that wouldn't be better with a Lucio

Fixed.

>>147384930
Genji works on defense payload maps fine.

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>>147382798

>>147384682
that looks more like a grimace than a creepy smile

like she's unhappy with what she's going to do next

Why do I get only one dot in overbuff trends and not a line instead?

>>147384923
Texas

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>>147384981

>That feel when you'd easily be ranked 60+ if you took away losses from sudden death/leavers.

>>147384981
>Reinhardt literally slams his massive, 220cm tall body against little girls and drive it to a wall, crushing all their organs and killing them

I mean, at least you are frozen when Mei kills you, but can you imagine being taken for a joyride with Mr. Wilhem?

>>147384819
>A good and consistent Tracer/Pharah is impossible to beat

Use a good and consistent (lands all their shots) 76.

>>147385121
t. rank 40 pleb

>>147385213
Actually 54.
I got about 20-25 losses from sudden death and leavers.

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>>147385170
Does he stare into their eyes when he does it like mei? nah dude Mei is way way worse

>be pretty okay in quickplay
>refuse playing placement matches to not find out the truth

>loot
>2 duplicates

Why are duplicates so frequent, i have unlocked so few sprays/voice lines but they keep giving me the same shit

why the fuck do junkrats grenades explode on impact after bouncing

did blizzard not realize that a hero like junkrat is going to be frustrating as fuck when the game has literally unlimited ammo

not to mention just a free get away button that deals as much damage as a direct hit

i'm all for a skilled direct hit grenade launcher class but junkrat is just a spam class that's not fun for either side

Has anyone had any good Solo play experiences?

>>147385282
>Sick and tired of Mei getting away from me
>start hitting her with alt fire and then hooking her
I am getting stronger...

>>147385170
I'm not sure Reinhardt is even home half the time.

>when ur team breaks the enemy momentum
>then throws by holding really far from the point

>>147385454
I had a good team once

>be at cousin's house
>he has Overwatch on PS4, I have it on PC
>he's around level 10 (I'm around level 30)
>he lets me play
>go on quickplay
>see shit like:
>two Torbjorn on offense that beat us (one put his turret on a moving platform on Volskaya)
>two separate matches with double Mei
>multiple people trying to kill Zenyatta when he's ulting

Never mind the fact I'm not used to playing on console, but I hope I'm past the worst of it. Please tell me I am.

>Watch Gosu shit.
>hero switching every couple of seconds.
Honestly I think this reason alone will stop it from becoming a e sports success but it kinda makes sense but pretty stupid to watch.

>>147385441
Blizzard looked at other games, and said "how can we make these classes easier"

Hence Widow Maker being the perfect Sniper
Hence Junkrat being demoman but easier to land shots and better close range abilities

>>147385171
>lands all their shots
lmao those don't exist

>>147383592
JohnTheFarmer

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>>147385454

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>>147383592

Guys i just don't understand.

I started off good, got ranked at like 56.
Got to 63 and haven't won a game since. I'm all the way down to 59 again.

Its not even close loses. Its absolute fucking ass devastation every single time.

>>147385602
like he's pretty worthless compared to pharah on some maps but on some maps i can do a lot of work by simply holding down primary fire

dying to grenades that are on the ground after you've already been damaged feels bad and getting kills that way feels like nothing

>Get my fourth legendary skin from a loot box
>It's for a hero I never play
>Just like the other three
My life is suffering.

>>147385557
What's wrong with hero switching? Why does it make it stupid to watch? I don't get it, are people really that dense that they don't understand why people are different heroes after every couple or so deaths?

>>147385657
all mercy

>>147385741
>get thunderbird pharah
>never play her
>fuck it
>she's just a shitty soldier with a bad direct hit
>still pretty fun to play if there aren't any bodyclickers on the enemy team

>>147385557

Hero switching is literally what this game is built on. Hero stacking is what will kill the esports scene if it's not addressed.

>POTG is some torb walking around while his sentry kills two people
>"wow amazing play"
>"why so salty"

I see this all the time, I don't get why these faggots take making fun of Blizzard's goofy system as a personal offense.

>>147385725
Killcams that show the Junkrat spamming above the obstacle/arount the corner without even being aware of your existence are the worst.

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>>147385657
It always feels like enemy Rein has a reach of several meters, when I can't hit even at point blank range...

Also: why does Junkrat's mine bounce from Rein's shield, but the tyre can jump right thru?

What is a good rank straight out of placements?

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>>147383592

>>147385619
>Good Pharahs exist
>but literally no one who can use fucking hitscan properly does

How to spot the shitter playing with shitters. He's a common counterpick for Pharah and their usage stats correspond with each other.

I cant play Reinhardt in comp my dudes, no one knows how to play with one. You can have shield up as long as you want, but no one tries to benefit from it.

>>147385867

real talk though

torbjorn's turret kills need like, a .5 multiplier on them when it comes to the PotG algorithm

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I know I'm a little late, but how did you do on your placements, /v/?

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If you had 6 hours alone with McCree what would you do

>>147385897
anything above 50

>>147385602
>better close range abilities
Everytime I close on a junkrat and they desperately spam pills over the top of me/to the side of me, they always do the free concussion mine detonation. It's like an admission of defeat even if it kills me most of the time t- genji

I want custom game modes.

>finite ammo
>fall damage
>no duplicate heroes on the same team
>and other custom rules.

>>147385086
Roadhog is cute! CUTE!

>>147385978
I'm pretty sure anyone that had koth heavy placements ended up with lower ranks

Comp overwatch is full of people using cheese strats because they know they can't win if they play without using them

>>147385991
leave

>>147385978
>/v/
you have to go back

>>147385978

4 losses and 6 wins.

God damn it, I've been to 59 but now I'm back at 56. I was so close yet so far

>>147385910
except a pharah who can aim will out-dps and kill the 76 in every situation

>>147385978
4-6

I got fucked up

>>147385996
his trap is so annoying because it has basically zero arm time so a panic trap can work more often than not too

>>147385934
thats why you just play roadhog instead

if people don't want to work together you might as well rake in gold medals from killing people and maybe win

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looks like a pharah thread to me

>its a your team goes mei hanzo and refuses to swap on hanamura attack episode

>>147386023

uh have you ever made a custom game...?

>>147386198
that is one long ass thorax

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>>147386198

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ITT: We post heroes without actually posting them

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>>147383592
Bet he play KI

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>>147386330

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>>147386330

>Climbed back to 62 from 58

You should NOT lose mmr for AFKs.

>>147386247
Mei is amazing on Hanamura though?

>>147385978
4/10

>win
>lose
>lose
>win
>lose
>win
>win
>lose
>lose
>lose
>win
>win
>lose
>win
This is the solo queue experience

>Sudden death is so fucking broken that the GosuGamer mods are forcing their own stopwatch rules on the game to decide winners

BRAVO BLIZZARD

>>147386083
If that were true a Pharah who can aim doesn't exist because Soldier is picked all the time on Defense when Pharah is picked on Offense. Hitscan has a distinct advantage over projectiles and a Soldier who can tap or burst can keep their distance and make dodging her shots even easier.

>>147386457
>attack

>>147386530
Seriously it's hard to believe this isn't Blizzard's first game. These are such obviously bad fucking design choices, they're acting like they're still in beta.

>The drunker I get the better I am with Roadhog

What kinda meme magic is this

>>147384682
Isn't her backstory about how she's the only one who somehow survived going into cryo-stasis in a lab without any food supplies?

Looking for an honest chat. Add me for some good game!
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/BayCitay-1198

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>calibrate at 59
>down to 51 in a few hours

please explain?

>>147386779

Shoot gun at enemies

>>147386494

>win

no, its not.

I already fucking hate this game.
I've lost like 20 games in a row. Every single team ive gone up against has god like synergy, and every team I've been on is absolute fucking dog shit.

I don't understand how this is possible.

why do I bother trying half the time as mercy if the other team's tracer gets to ride my ass while my retarded teammates stand there with their thumbs up their asses

>>147386779
>went from 47 to 40
I feel your pain

If you swap characters who actually gets the win/loss?

Is it the one that you played at the end or one that you played most of?

>>147386903
>>147386895
game is dead its okay

>>147386604

IIRC, this is their first attempt at an asymmetrical competitive game.

WoW: kill the other team
HotS: Kill some objective
Starcraft: Kill the other team
Hearthstone: Kill the other hero

So this would be their first time trying to balance that. That doesn't excuse the fact that they literally have to watch one match of comp TF2 to see an infinitely superior system.

>>147386903
It never gets any better.

t. fag with 30 hours as mercy

>>147386779
>went from 48 to 59
I knew I got placed so low because of the KotH bug
>back to 48 after losing about 10 matches and winning 3
F-fuck.

>>147386779
>calibrate at 56
>up to 61 in a few hours

please explain?

>join game
>bastion
>hanzo
>bastion
>hanzo
>two people havent picked including me
>leave game

>tracer

this characters NEEDS a nerf

it has to happen, bitch move now has a 12 second cooldown. time nigger no longer heals.

so fucking tired of this cancer piece of shit

>>147386631
It means your sensitivity is too high and your slowed reflexes balance it out.

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>>147386330

>>147387073
you were supposed to complete the pattern you walnut

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>>147385991
take him to nice veneu that servign staek medium rare

>>147387074

>Blizzard nerfing poster child

>>147387074

I could maybe get on board with reducing the healing you get from recall, but blink is vital to her. Touching it in any way means she'll never be played again

Unless that was your intention you salty fuck

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Yes hello
Reaper
Reaper x Widowmaker?
Reapy

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>>147387169
These ones always crack me up.

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> third placememt match and using winston again

> someone else picks winston as well

> fukn monkey tag team time

> we both proceed to double winston any squishy down

> make Reinhardt's life a living hell trying to take 2 winstoms at once that are hopping up and down and all around him

> by round 3 we were zoning the enemy team at their spawn

These placememts are amazing. God bless you, monkey-bubble buddy.

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>SOMEONE LEAVES FUCKING GAME RIGHT EARLY
>"YOU CAN NOW LEAVE WITHOUT PENALTY"
>LEAVE GAME
>COUNTS AS LOSS IN PLACEMENT
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

>>147387074

She's sort of the McCree prior to his nerf now, basically can and will kill just about anyone 1v1 but unlike McCree can escape the fuck out if she wants from things that even threaten her (Pharah, other big damage)

I literally don't mind dying to a DVA.
There's something about cute girls that make everything they do okay.

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Does anyone here take issue with the idea of removing the massive indicator on D.va's ultimate? If so, why?

Also, post reapers

>>147387169
>implying foreign people that don't handle grammar well just blatantly typo words

this picture is shit

>lose all game
>defending hanamura B with an equal score, we have 0 minutes on the clock
>last 30 seconds
>tracer and roadhog dont get on the point to contest so I can't get back to revive everyone
>"I have 4 gold medals you shitter don't tell me what to do"
xDDD

>>147387169
>>147387286
i am stealing your memes and there is nothing you can do to stop me

>>147387169
>keep /fit/
>not eating a steak to meet those macros

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>It's an "enemy team gets desperate to not lose 100-0 in KOTH and spams Winstons to contest the point" game

YOU FUCKING LOST. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR GODDAMN GORILLA SHIT.

>>147387443
i don't either because if i die to a d.va it was literally only my fault because i died to such a shit hero

>>147387503

More like winston/tracer

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Winston is going to...

>>147382887
Orchid
But Sigrun by far

>>147387503
>not switching to edgelord and enjoying the free kills

The ONLY balance change this game needs is 1 hero limit.

>>147387586
He's going to go ape.

>>147386302
>thorax
Did... did you mean "torso?"

>>147387286
>lesbian anal
W-what?

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>comp is stressful and just comes down to a coin flip
>want to take a break with some quick play
>everyone is retarded

theres no winning

>>147387619
no tank repeats is better

>>147387493
>salad
fucking leaves?
pharah is probably a cardio bunny gains goblin.

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>>147383679
>I pick Pharah/Roadhog most of the time
good taste

>>147387619

That and reworking OT would fix 105% of the problems in this game.

Yes, 105. It'll fix problems people didn't even see coming.

>Defending Gibraltar
>Team picks two Symmetras
Could at least one of you change?
>No, just wait and see!
Well, I didn't.

What on earth could be their strategy? Even if you mine half the map with sentries, they don't do enough damage to stop a full team.

>>147387619
Only if you can queue as a specific hero.

>>147387479
>defending last point
>equal score
>that one teammate that is literally two feet from the point and is walking back and forth trying to strafe and hit people
>"GO IN GO IN GO IN"
>he doesn't go in
>DEFEAT
>"I WASN'T GOING TO GO IN I WOULD'VE DIED YOU IDIOT"

>>147387685
looking pretty high and mighty on that horse bud. if you're in quick play you should just play whoever and try to improve as that character alone. screw having the perfect comp and pwning noobs?

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>enemy Genji ulting
>he's b-lining for the Rubbish Rodent
>set down tripmine and blast him away
>set trap in same spot
>he dies to the trap

Nothing like catching a quick 'n frisky dingo.

>>147387716
Symmetra is not good in wide open spaces. I would never pick her on Gibraltar, and I have like a 75% winrate with her over 200 games

>>147383592

NarutoSauske2002

>>147387286
Please tell me there are more of these.

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>>147385991
>>147387169
when will cowboy-senpai notice?

>>147387705
This'd be funny if you just left it as a card bug joke.
Disappointing desu senpai

>>147386407
oh shit g'day

>>147387818
theres no room to improve when you get steamrolled

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Did they fix Mercy's beam-switching yet or is it still fucked?

>>147387874
nope, /owg/ bullied smitebook anon to death

>>147387979
Do you think Soldier intentionally Batmans his voice so they don't recognize him on that alone?

>>147384771

fuck you

git gud

>>147387979

How was the beam switching fucked in the first place?

Honestly though. Are there any XB1 babs about because my rank got tanked by solo Q.

I can drag 4 shitters with a good buddy but 1 dragging 5 is a bit far. I'd love a good healslut for my justice-fu.

>>147388054
He's just gruff as fuck, just like every dude in vidya.

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>>147387875
he's mine comrade, I saw him first.

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>>147387653
>The torso or trunk is an anatomical term for the central part of the many animal bodies (including that of the human) from which extend the neck and limbs. The torso includes the thorax and the abdomen.

>tfw genji is your favourite character to play and you're actually good at him, but don't want to play him too much because you don't want to be seen as a faggot

i have more than 4 hours played on him compared to the next hero, out of my 96 total hours. i don't want that gap to become even worse because then i'll be an even bigger faggot

not even joking, but quickmatch mmr is intentionally giving me people to carry

>past 5 games I've had people leave until it's a 3v6 or 2v6
>one game it was me v 6
>Still got a loss and ranked down
Why
5v6 I can understand a miracle can be pulled out
4v6 if we're lucky and the enemy is terrible
if its 3v6, 2v6 or god forbid 1v6 why the fuck do I lose ranking when others ragequit after losing first round in a really close game

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Yes hello I'll ask again
Reaper?

Post more Ra & Sunyatta, best skins.

Anyways, is Pharah's Anubis symbol a tattoo or just kohl? Can't remember.

>>147388364
better switch over to Zarya/S76 then

>>147388364
quick play would be 100% more fun if they disabled torb

I wanna run around not giving a shit

>>147388423
please do not post partial dongs in my general

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What does this even go off of? "Points" like masteroverwatch that just equate who's played the most?

I seriously doubt I'm in the top 6% of Pharah players.

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>Usually play Pharah/Mercy/Reinhardt/Silder 76
>WatchPoint Gibraltar, fail to defend the payload, Pharah not effective, teammates dying more often than I'd like
>Try out Lucio
>HOLY SHIT AOE HEALING IS BROKEN
>NOBODY IN A 10m RADIUS OF ME DIES
>ENEMIES PUSHING TOO MUCH?
>OK, BREAK IT DOWN!!

Holy shit, this guy is fucking broken. I can't believe that was the first time I played him. We went into overtime 20 feet behind the final corner in WP: Gib, and I BROKE IT DOWN all the way to the finish and none of their cheese Bastions, Justice Reigns or Hammer downs stood a chance.

Holy fuck, play this guy before he gets nerfed.

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Reminder not to care about ranking this season since the system is absolutely broken!

Who's a better support: Lucio or Zenyatta?

>>147388554
>she will never spank you bare bottom

>>147383592
I don't think I still have it saved but the worst I've noticed is xXGenesisXx

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>>147387875

I'm probably retarded, but I don't understand this image.

please explain??????

I want McCree to sexually bully me.

>>147388147
the only xbox name i've seen on these threads is geneticopera or something
go find him

>>147388575
I cannot figure out Zenyatta for the life of me.

>>147388575
Lucio, hands down.

>>147388575
Lucio by a mile

Zenyatta is a meme hero

>>147388575
Lucio by far.
Zenyatta in theory could be good, but his kit is all sorts of fucked right now.

>>147388549
>AoE
It's actually Line of Sight, so you can give heals to people literally on the other side of the map so long as they're directly visible (transparent stuff like windows null LoS).

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>Overtime
>Tracer tries to blink on to the objective
>blinks right into my trap

>>147388619
She's trying to be cute by asking him for help.
He shuts her down.
Punchline.

>>147388619
It's a very stereotypical relationship thing for the wife to ask the husband to open jars for her.

Zarya obviously doesn't require this service, but she wants to be cute, and to make McCree feel manly, but he's not buying it.

>>147388619
Mercy can't open jars because she isn't strong enough. She asks 76 to.

Zarya wants McCree to see her as a damsel, so she asks for him to open a jar for him so he thinks she can't open it by herself. He calls her on it.

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>>147388575
This is really not even a question

>>147388575
When I have a Zenyatta on my team, I never feel supported. Orb bullshit is so fucking useless. Since it's Zenyatta's line of sight, you are never sure if you move too far or turn a corner, or end up behind him and your healing is gone.

Mercy and Lucio are far simpler to track.

>>147388575
Lucio. Zenyatta is an off-class, meant to fill the gaps efficiently between team composition as off-healer, off-DPS, off-sniper, whatever else. Lucio is a dedicated support, and Zenyatta is an equalizer. His personality reflects this, as well.

>>147388646
Discord and aim for the head from 100 miles away, Harmony the Genji, and when worse comes to worse, use your small hitbox and regen shield at point blank and jump around like a fucking madman

>>147388575
Lucio is the better healer. Zenyatta is a 135 damage headshot dispenser with weak healing.

>>147388619
post ranking and we'll decide wether you're retarded or not.

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>tfw we got steamrolled

>>147388729
Lucio is line of sight? no fucking way. I thought Zenyatta was line of sight?

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>>147388118
You can't switch from one beam to the other and back again without the connection breaking (unless you have it set to toggle). It broke with the Competitive patch.

Most people didn't notice because it only affects the tiny subset of Mercy players who actually pay attention to their surroundings instead of staring at the person they're healing.

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>>147388631
I want McCree to notice me and make me feel embarrassed about my arousal.

>>147388926
Zenyattas has a range. It's a large range, but it's there.

Lucio doesnt have a range. They're both line of sight.

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>someone's playing Mei
>it's a girl who won't shut up and spams memes

Every time

>>147388509
pretty sure its playtime and/or number of wins
i have better stats than you in everything and my rank is 82%

Zarya vs Reinhardt.
No armors, no weapons.
Final destination.

Who wins?

>team picks 5 dps
>forced to pick support or simply have none
>team are fucking worthless and can't win any single 1v1 or combo their ults together or make any plays
>lose


I should've just fucked it and 1v6 carried as usual. Fucking garbage

>>147388930

I'll go back and check again, but I remember being able to hold down both mouse buttons, and the one I was holding first got priority over the other when I let go, and I don't seem to remember that going away. And I didn't have it set to toggle.

If it did, though, me angry.

Does it just seem so or is the alt fire of Genji faster than the regular one?