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Friday can't come any sooner. Can't wait for Pie's run!!!!!!!!
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Nope. Post another thread.
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>>147363858
>when the soylent hits
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>YellowKillerBee
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faggot gave himself all that extra time so he could choke the whole run and still end up under estimate
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why the fuck does this stupid paki terrorist cunt get to run Bastion or an even worse indie meme game every fucking year? how did he infiltrate the SDA club so deep?
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summoning furfriends
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>>147363767
If you've played DaS you'd know that magic in it is legitimately broken. It really does do the most damage in the least amount of time.
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>>147364036
xXRealGamerGurlXx
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>>147363858
why does cosmo dye his roots brown? he has beautiful blonde hair
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Sup losers.
Now that you're relevant again, what do you have to say for yourselves?
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nice stream fuckos
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>putting those SM3 carts to good use
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>>147364148
>triggered 8gagger
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>>147363858
cosmo actually looks fuckable here
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>>147363858
Haha yes, best thread starter image. Fuck this attention seeking bastard.
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Where le fug is the stream?
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>>147364036
Friendly reminder that Suzie/russiangirl is the superior speedfu.
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>hype........question mark
the PERFECT quote to sum up the complete stiffness of the event right now
everyone is so uncomfortable looking
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>>147364221
JESUS CHRIST
What are the n64 games?
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>>147364449
>that surprisingly good ass
Not bad/10
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>>147364329
I hope she's actually a lesbian
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>>147364560
Fuck off marathonfag
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WHY IS NOBODY RUNNING MEDIEVIL
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i love how the janitors are trying to make /srg/ a safespace for psychotic trannies and muslims
GREAT JOB GUYS
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>>147364829
>heeeelp I NEED to spam offtopic shit on a videogame image board
*tips muh free speech*
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why was OP picture deleted?
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It's time for our holy mission to begin.
How do we, as a general, end the "HYOPE" meme and save the community?
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>>147364979
i can see you've never been to /srg/ before
>>147365008
fug off marathonshitter
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>>147364981
No degenerates or mentally ill people.
What the fuck kind of game is this?
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>>147364221
>Using game cartridges to elevate a heavy as fuck projector
I thought the game lineup this year was the only problem, now this is making me think that they don't even give a shit about the games themselves if this is how they treat them.
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>>147364979
How is cosmo not relevant to speedrunning?
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is it bad I think halfcoordinated iscute
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I miss pokeporn bro
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>>147365118
It's SMB3, those cartridges have no value
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>>147365123
Cosmo is dead.
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>>147365118
do you not know how common mario 3 is?
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>>147365185
Adam_AK is the cutest
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>>147364981
because of this:
>>147364829
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>>147365297
finally did it, did he?
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>>147365084
I was in serg when you still shat your diaper on twitter.
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>>147365185
who?
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>>147365197
I'm still around, just can't do my civic duty right now with all the whiny kids up. I think they banned my entire VPN or something, having some trouble dodging this one.
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>>147365268
>It's Nintendo, those cartridges have no value
I don't give a fuck which game it is it could be fucking atari pac-man for all I care. Seeing this shit is almost as bad as seeing a friend just keeping their game discs all over the place and on tables face down.
>>147365306
No shit it's fucking common, I never said anything about the rarity of the games only their treatment here.
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>>147365185
>>147365307
get some taste pls
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>>147365431
The guy in the red shirt who runs games one handed because half of his body is too weak or something
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>>147365416
lmao no you weren't
and you proved it with your previous post
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>>147365529
It was good while it lasted.
Thanks for your service at least.
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>>147365529
Meant to link to
>>147365245
Posting from a phone is hard
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>>147364829
why can't srg be more tolerant of muslims and trannies? they like games too
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>>147365307
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>again no mischief makers
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>>147365570
>he doesn't like skinnyfat weak males
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>>147365539
>waa waa muh stuff other people own
relax sperg
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>>147365529
You're the best btw
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>>147365794
right general this time friend
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>can you stop?
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>>147365695
I'd like to be back later tonight if I can get it sorted by then
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>>147365758
Because of le epik alt-right meme.
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>>147365816
i am skinnyfat weak faggot so i like beefier guys
sorry
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>>147365758
then why do they have to push their agendas and censors on us?
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>>147365529
Good fucking riddance, bless the janitors
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>>147365816
you mean y_?
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>>147365710
>replying to copypasta
This goy.
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>>147365529
Who's this faggot? Was he spamming porn or some shit?
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>>147365917
don't you want to be on the right side of history anon? xD
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>>147365892
You'll see that it's not a meme when they deport your ass, faggot.
Unless... unless you're a cis-white male/female? But that's preposterus, right?
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>>147365772
>tfw can't remember where i stored my old folder with cutie gifs of him
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>>147365529
I need your help over in the other thread, friend
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>>147363858
Dear Janitors,
OP here.
People post about Cosmo every day of the year, and not once have you banned and warned people for being off topic. Why now?
Is it because you're scared of the PC mafia who has eyes on this board during GDQ?
Here is the image again. This image is relevant because it is of a runner who ranks in the top 5 for OoT, one of the most popular, most notorious speedgames. It's relevant because he still runs games. despite his decent into what appears to be some kind of madness.
He still runs games, so what exactly is the problem?
Please explain why posting IMAGES of SPEEDRUNNERS on an IMAGEBOARD about SPEEDRUNNING is off topic.
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>>147366094
yes, he was spamming furry porn in previous threads
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>>147366286
>here is the image again
1 job dude
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>>147366282
Can't really do much right now, they seem to have my VPN range banned or something, on my phone atm
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>>147366286
>>147366371
Embarrassing
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>>147365892
I am a cis white male familiar.I'm a spic that lives in Mexico though
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>>147366371
>>147366505
they won't even let me post the image again. quality janitorial work.
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Is Cosmo salvagable?
I mean, say he just pulled a full reverse on his mental break and started acting exactly like he used to. Would he be accepted back?
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>>147366505
who is thishottie?
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>>147366491
Of course they banned your VPN you tard. Why wouldn't they? You should of saw that coming.
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>>147366567
Of course
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>>147366529
>mexico
>white
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>>147366286
they've deleted many other comments about cuckmo and related stuff
the censoring has begun
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>>147366562
just a file hash thing. crop it or paint on it a tiny bit.
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>>147365197
Why this camera angle isn't used during the runs
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why don't muslims have any world records?
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>>147365958
I said skinnyfat, not chubbyfat
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>>147366582
I dont remember, try reverse google friend
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This is what cultural collapse looks like.
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>>147366707
video games are haraam
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>>147366605
Oh I dunno, maybe I didn't expect them to be able to find several specific IP ranges across twenty something different countries?
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>>147365529
Godspeed
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>>147365794
Hi lolg poster, i told you there how the things are
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>>147366768
Tyler James Blair is his name, found it
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>>147366567
Are Tolk and Sam salvagable?
I mean, say they just pulled a full reverse on Sam's mental break and they started acting exactly like they used to? Would ShowVideoGames be accepted back?
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How many people from Germany have donated yet?
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>>147366783
It's fine, they can't procreate anyway.
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>>147366864
Actually they do through culture.
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>>147366847
At least 2 during Sunshine, and I heard 2 more during Demon's Souls.
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>>147366783
>heartshaped
>purple
Holy fuck, kill it
>>147366847
Its almost midnight here, people work/go to school tomorrow, I doubt they watch it right now
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>>147366797
They could taquiyya their way into the SR community and shoot up SGDQ.
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>>147366801
Your ban evasion skills are weak, furcuck
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>>147366864
you don't need to have kids to influence other kids, it's over
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>>147366625
>every mexican is dark skinned.
>implying
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>>147367054
>cuck
What's the matter, afraid your mommy will hear you if you call me a faggot like you want to?
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>>147367037
please put *gdq out of its misery muslimfriends
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>>147367119
There are many more dark skinned mexicans than fair skinned mexicans.
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>>147367119
>implying you aren't a brown skinned manlet mestizo
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couch being bullies
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>>147367259
Yeah I know that, but the other anon was implying I couldn't be white because I'm Mexican though.
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tonyredditbot
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>>147367242
The LGBDQ community needs to open their arms to our peaceful muslim brothers.
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>>147367207
You're already used to being called a faggot, cuck.
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So this is friendless, lonely weebs trying to be funny.
Hmm.
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>>147367380
>light skinned hispanic and "white" are the same thing.
Sly troll effort anon.
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>>147367380
There are white mexicans, you're just not one of them.
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Any Blueglass sightings?
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>>147367531
He donated from home at the beginning
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>>147367418
Way to dodge the question, bitchboy. You're too politically correct to say faggot and I'm the cuck? Don't think so. Might wanna check downstairs and make sure I'm not fucking your mom and sister at the same time.
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>>147367531
He sent a donation from home earlier and confirmed he would not be at this event.
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>>147366286
they've been deleting my cosme images too. i wouldn't be surprise if he's reporting them
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>>147367632
i guess it's true
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>>147367573
>>147367632
I swear I've heard him laugh. Am I hearing things?
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>>147367619
I'm saying anyone who spams furporn for attention already knows they're a faggot of massive scale.
Now go back to learning how to ban evade.
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>>147365529
>QQ :(
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>>147367531
Blueglass is so fucking alpha
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>>147367747
you've been infected, my friend. that laugh is HIGHLY contagious
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>>147367747
wishful hearing anon, wishful hearing... ;_;
also didn't our resident dukester run this game in the last marathon?
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>>147367747
At a con of 1000 autists it's quite likely somebody else has an annoying af laugh
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>>147367573
>>147367632
Proof that GDQs are officially dead.
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based mumble crew calling out the chicken littles
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Am I the only one getting annoyed by the guys on the couch?
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>a couch full of furrys
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>>147367531
>he'd rather hold his high protein energy bar instead of touching the chick because he can get pussy whenever and whatever amounts he wants
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>sgdq is on
>srg is dead
So not even shitpost meme this year? Shame.
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>>147367927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R74ZiDv9DWk
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>>147367792
Never said it was for attention, but if you're so keen on wanting to get me back on my feet, how about you point me in the right direction?
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>>147367992
They're legit redditors.
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>>147368039
sgdq has been absolute TRASH so far, not even really worth shitposting about t b h f a m
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SOME
BODY
ONCE TOLD ME "YOUR GIRL IS GONNA BLOW ME"
I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED
I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR
AT MY GIRL AND HER BUCK FROM MY KEK SHED
WELL
THE BILLS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
STATEMENTS OVERDRAWN, TWITCHBUX AIN'T COMING
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GO INSANE
FUCKED MY SHIT UP NOW I CAN'T SPEEDGAME
TOO MUCH TO PAY
TOO MUCH TO OWE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH STREAMING SOME SMASH BROS
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T SPEEDRUN
YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW 'CAUSE SHE'S A CUNT
HEY NOW
YOU'RE A HAS-BEEN
GOT NO RECORDS
GOT NO SPEEDGAME
HEY NOW
YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP
IN YOUR MISERY YOU'LL WADE
ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
GIVE IT TO MY GIRL
TO BE SOOOLLDDDD
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>>147368085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UURSIeIRo5Q Never forget Blueglass. GDQs peaked in 2013.
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huh, that's odd I guess. when I go to the twitch stream, it's just a pic of the logo and no sound or anything, stays like that no matter how long I wait.
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>>147368257
nice
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>>147368257
actually made me lol irl, upvoted
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>>147367036
The fuck is that heartshaped purple tihng even
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>>147366286
>MUUH FREEE SPEEEEEEEEECH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Get laid
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>>147368351
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He looks so ill, somone send help
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>people are going to fall for the humble bundle scam
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>>147365529
It's only the first day and you're already btfo. Sad!
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>>147368415
you put that in your anus
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>>147368425
leave cuck
also literal redditors on the couch for this run
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>>147367632
>>147368085
What's even the point in watching this shit anymore
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What the fuck is happening
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>>147368039
>So not even shitpost meme this year?
Did you even read the thread?
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I'm cringing rn
fuck you serg
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shut it down
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the absolute madman
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>>147368598
To be honest, it's about what I was expecting, heh.
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fucking weirdos
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>spouting serg maymays in public
fucking degenerates man I swear
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>>147368625
Ah, now i see what it is.
God damn that guys such a faggot.
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS HAPPENING
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Tony and his gang is BASED
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hey they're doing that one meme that you guys always post
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>>147368590
He is ill, Anon
>gender dysphoria being encouraged
>trannies go unattended and end up killing themselves
Well done social progressives
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>tfw the speedrun pioneer is a cuck, tranny and a disgrace to competitive gamers
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>>147365958
david mitchell?
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pls shut up couchfaggots, holy fuck
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>>147368853
all the good streamers won't come to GDQ now so they had to scrape the bottom of the barrel where the serg memers are
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>>147365794
>reminder jack vs intercom race got cut last AGDQ
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>>147368907
>no fun allowed
>gdq are not fun any more
Pick one
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tony banned when?
/srg/ banned when?
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couchfaggots pls mentsion "my wifes son" if you're reading this
>>147368994
its not fun though its cringe
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>>147369060
Really cringed at the monkey shit it was truly awful
Light cringe is fine
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the community is tired of your shitty memes. they were funny a couple years ago, but you gotta get your boys to tone it down.
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>>147368593
>scam
>giving most of the money to developers or charity
I don't think you know the meaning of the word.
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>>147369060
what fun things can they do that pander to your exclusive and refined taste anon?
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COUCGHFAGGOTS MENTION " MY WIFES SON "
>>147369183
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>>147369137
I bet you posted a thread on r/speedrun bitching no fun was allowed on stream last event
well here's your fun and here you are bitching again
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Reminder fat blue shirt kid put this up on twitter a week ago
http://pastebin.com/eDCZmz40
https://twitter.com/MrShasta/status/747912558472900610
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HE'S OUR BOY
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"Stop being so melodramatic" they said.
"The community is fine" they said.
THIS IS THE STATE OF SPEEDRUNNING
THIS RUNNER AND HIS CRINGEY COUCH CABAL IS OUR COMMUNITY
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>>147369287
damn...
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>>147368823
estrogen increases desire to be penetrated, testosterone increases desire to do the penetrating. soylent really fucked cosmo up.
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>>147369287
is he a g/fur or a s/fur ?
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http://blueglass.ytmnd.com
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>>147369390
probably gfur cause theres so such thing as sfur
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>>147369379
>estrogen increases desire to be penetrated
>testosterone increases desire to do the penetrating
now this is top tier made up pseudoscience.
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>>147369590
cute :3c
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>>147369364
still BTFO from earlier in the thread i see
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZC15100Y7w
HAHAAHAHAHAHAH
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>>147369287
Here's a hint retard: the reason there's a negative stigma around your shit is because you fags are so shallow your attraction to animal people is your only defining character trait.
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how do shitskins get the will to live, knowing they will never be white?
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>>147369590
Man, I can't even imagine being a furry in the summer. Those guys must be sweaty as fuck.
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>>147369758
nonono why
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>>147369758
holy shit I didn't expect to laugh so much
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>>147369758
is cosmo trans now
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>>147369758
Is this the new Slenderman?
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>>147369548
http://couplesmassageorangecounty.com/oxytocin-in-women-the-bridge-between-touch-and-sex/
oxytocin combined with estrogen sure does. theres a reason why faggots are built like girls they lack testosterone.
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>>147369590
degenerates
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>>147369846
they actually have water cooler in the suits so they dont overheeat in them
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>>147369758
Why do people even record and then upload videos like this?
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>>147369287
Why do furries feel the need to show off their fetish? People don't offended that you get off to sexy animals. People get offended that you are rubbing your cum soaked fetish in their face.
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>>147370030
autism
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>>147369978
>.com
not even clicking your link bro
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FEMALE!!
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>>147369970
Yeah.
His transitioning has been accompanied by a full on descent into insanity. Quite the spectacle.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQNjbWVfIrQ
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>>147369978
>source is a blog
>whose source is 404
made up pseudoscience.
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tony's starting to get big. he's been hanging around ion too much
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>>147369978
vry scientific article good work
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>>147370238
hes literally fucking fat
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>>147370238
>starting to get big
bro he's a fucking blimp
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who LEGS here
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duke or slayer stream
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>>147370238
is he fucking asexual? whattafug
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>>147370030
Genuine mental disorders.
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>>147370353
Not this fucking meme again
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>>147369846
imagine a qt girl taking off her furry costume after a long day out in the summer heat. I bet she'd be sweety as fuck
Just absolutely drenched in sweety female pheromones
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>>147370085
Exactly the same as trannies.
>ACCEPT USSSS!!!!11
Maybe we fucking would if you stopped rubbing your fake dick in our faces!
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Do they not realize how annoying it is to have that weasel jew come out every intermission and shill the prize?
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prediction time boys
whose gonna be the biggest slut on the camera at gdq? not behind the scene but on the camera
the prize for a correct answer gets 20$ steam bux. screenshot this post
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le epic kringe man
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>tasbot is the best part of the entire marathon
jesus fucking christ
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is the tropical dong run any good?
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>>147370554
>furry
>qt girl
Got some bad news bro
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what is this
witwix meme?
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the whole couch was furry
FUCK.
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>>147370554
>qt girl
>furry
pick one
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>>147370719
yes, all konkey dong runs are bretty gud
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>>147369758
Reminds me of this at half speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4IC7qaNr7I
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>>147370801
It showed.
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>>147370719
Nah but Spike the cheetah's p.cool
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>>147370741
>>147370824
>furry
>qt girl
>not something extremely wrong in her head
ftfy
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>>147370561
no, normal people will never accept trannies or people who have an obsession with beastiality but it won't stop them from trying
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>>147370861
improved version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wUixhV13gI
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can you speedrun runescape?
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>>147370741
>>147370919
>>147370554
I went to an anime con, there were some girls who wore fur suits and they all were gross looking horse girls
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>>147368593
>developers/publishers get way better cut than steams gabems 30% jewing
>consumers get a steamkey+a drmfree direct download link+a drmfree torrent link
Humble isn't the holy jesus but they are pretty cool.
>>
>>147371064
Yes.
>>
i'm pretty sure the raffles that gdq does for their prizes is actually illegal gambling xd
https://dps.mn.gov/divisions/age/gambling/Pages/faq.aspx
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>>147371064
people speedraced cookie clicker.
i'm sure you could find a way.
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>>147371001
Normal people don't give a fuck. Retarded spergkids on the internet make it their life goal to push their whatever agenda.aka (you)
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>>147371075
the sky is blue, water is wet, girls who watch anime have bad bathroom hygiene.
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>>147371064
You can't speedrun indie games.
You can't speedrun party games.
You can't speedrun fan games.
You can't speedrun sports games.
You can't speedrun fighting games.
You can't speedrun racing games.
You can't speedrun mobile games.
You can't speedrun turn-based role-playing games.
You can't speedrun sandbox games.
You can't speedrun real-time strategy games.
You can speedrun first-person shooters.
You can speedrun platforming games.
You can speedrun action role-playing games.
You can speedrun action-adventure games.
You can speedrun Christian games.
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is pie going to start speedruning runescape?
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>>147369758
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>>147371075
there's no reason for an attractive girl to wear a fursuit, they get way more attention in slutty cosplay outfits so it's no surprise attractive woman will never like furries
>>
>ctrl f croni
>0 results
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>>147371261
>indie games can't be speedrun
I know you're memeing but I hate this shit where people name "indie" as a genre like one indie game will play anything close to another by virtue of being indie
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Furries are fucking disgusting freaks
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>>147371261
Isn't punchout a fighting game?
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>>147371446
>hey guys check out this neat picture
>by the way I jacked off to this
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>us in charge of public decency
clap clap clap
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>>147371446
Why are otters so popular with those degenerates?
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>>147371446
>3 eyes
wat
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>>147371184
You can enter without making a donation so no, it's not illegal gambling.
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>>147371234
not giving a fuck =/ accepting
the far majority of people think beastiality is gross
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>>147371446
shasta realized he is a fat sperg with no chance at women so he went the furry route
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>>147371584
>3
I wish
https://twitter.com/TerrevSL/status/749692737142853632
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Is Mike Uyama still in bed with mono
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>>147371446
dang, and here i actually thought this guy was leading the fight with Goose against alt-f-x some months ago
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>>147371657
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>147371604
t. Kevin Smitharossa
Just sut the fuck up if you can't talk about videogames.
>>
>ctrl-f furry
>1 of 8
I always knew the truth
>>
>>147370787
Witwix read pies advice to become the meme
Overnight success what can is say
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>>147371795
>says the guy who goes on a VPN to spam the thread with furryporn
fuck off
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>>147371736
what is alt-f-x and what does goose have to do with it? please inform me, i'm thirsty for drama
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>>147369758
JESUS CHRIST
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>>147371584
>>147371657
Holy shit that's hilarious
>>
This run is an hour and a half long, why do they need 6 people
this is retarded
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>frozen dong is on
>not a single dong expanded
>instead /pol/kids talking about everything but videogames
This is why /v/ is shit.
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are they trying to turn this shit into an esport
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>>147371657
wat
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>>147369758
Jesus christ.
Does he not have some family or someone who can get him involuntarily committed?
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>>147372145
Never seen the point with races this long, somones gonna do a mistake and the winners gonna be obvious 80% of the run
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>>147372206
Dude where? Is this kid legit autistic? I remember reading autistics had to wear gloves due to sensory issues.
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>>147372190
Cringe post
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>>147369758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw
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>>147372206
wat
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>>147372291
https://twitter.com/sumichu/status/749734566202597376
Apparently he also won the race wearing those. Autism is amazing isn't it?
>>
>>147371446
Literally realised he is getting no pussy so he became a furfaggot. Disgusting.
>>
>>147372361
dude. more please. i'm so high and this is funny. xD
>>
>>147372361
wtf is happening here?!
>>
>>147372416
i think he was always gay anon
>>
>>147371657
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
>>
>>147372361
Jesus christ something is seriously wrong with this guy, like no joke
>>
>>147369287
This doesn't really bother or surprise me desu.
He speedruns starfox assault and has a hardon for buizel, it's not exactly news
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>>147372190
This isn't /v/ fuckboi
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Welp the magic is gone. I could have enjoyed dk but they had to push this esports race shit.
Time to just get drunk and sleep to a random mario maker stream.
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speedrunning looked so normal 4 years ago
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>>147371657
DELETE THIS
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>>147372206
Patty looks like he's 40 years old
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>>147371446
Is that horror?
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>>147372618
>This isn't /v/
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ebin donkey kung speedrun esport xDD
>>
>45k
>make dinner and come back
>55k
is gdq officially dead and buried
>>
>>147372909
Sadly no
>>
>>147372687
Speedrunning was never normal. It started going to shit once normalfags had to prioritize money making over simply playing the games with other dorks.
>>
>>147372823
It's *a* horror
>>
>>147372823
the one in the hospital?
no, he didn't even get that far
>>
did blueglass get banned?
>>
>>147372909
Like in every Teleton/money rising event they always hide the big donations for the end, so people can donate more.
They probably have already like 100K by now.
>>
>>147373250
yes >:(
>>
>>147373250
yes
>>
>>147373250
He realized how much of a waste it is paying for a vacation to watch the stream on a projector when you can do that at him.
>>
>>147373327
>>147373329
FOR WHAT?
fucking assholess
>>
>>147373401
Molesting a girl
>>
why is this thread so dead?
>>
>>
>>147373480
Mass suicide
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>>147373250
Permanently.
He tried to walk into the room and was forced out physically. He was sobbing.
>>
>>147373480
why is this gdq so dead
>>
>>147373480
because speedrunning is dead
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Is he becoming trans?
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>>147371905
there was a plot to overthrow corrupt reddit mods
shasta and alt are reddit mods
goose is a cuck who thinks reddit is important
>>
>>147373480
Shit hobby
Shit event
Shit posters
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>>147373612
*smacks lips*
DUDE
>>
i hope the whole event isn't as bad as this run. i took a week off of work for this
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>>147373668
>double line break
>le ebin 8gag consipracies
every time
>>
whens medievil
>>
>>147373871
nothing i said was untrue, newfriend. you asked and I answered.
>>
>>147373854
Why the hell would you take off a week of work for this crap?
>>
>>147373871
>caring about how people post
simply eric
kill urself my man
>>147374004
i was the one who asked, not that guy. thanks for explaning.
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>>147371409
I'm banned right now what's up
>>
Shoutouts to my boy slayerofbabies go and give him a follow, it's probably the best speedchannel. Whenever he streams make sure to ask him for Monster Hunter or Far Cry 3 runs for ultimate comf
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>>147373854
WOW you fucked up bad mang
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>>147374040
partially because i love video games, partially because i hate my work
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Would you give him yours?
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>>147374201
Oh, that guy is still around? I remember playing MHFU with him years and years ago.
>>
>>147373936
after this anon
>>
When did spikevegeta get so fat
>>
>>147374334
>grown up males calling things adorable
>>
>>147374334
Whats the deal with babyfurs anyway
>>
>>147374334
>be a furry
>post list of goals including "get under 210 lbs"
everytime.
>>
>>147373612
what the fuck happened to him, he used to be a cutey
>>
>>147374334
fucking furfags man. when does it end?
>>
>>147374521
In suicide or cancer from wearing microwaved used diapers usually
>>
HOYP
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>>147374654
i absolutely hate this word. previous GDQs caused me to despise it greatly
>>
rip thread
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>>147375084
You can't kill what's dead
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>>147374476
imagine being so degenerate that being a furry isn't enough
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why dont these guys speedrun monster hunter
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>when u tryna have a rub n tug and the soy hit u
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>guy says CLINTON 2016 #ImWithHer in chat
>nothing
>other guy says TRUMP 2016
>timed out
hmmm
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>>147375150
What's dead may never die
>>
>>147375043
You use the word in your day to day life?
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>>147375235
Because that game requires actual skill, not grinding autist memorization.
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>>147375330
im a #ShillForHillButMaybeNotBillBecauseHeCantSeemToControlHisWill now
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>>147375316
what do you think he rubs to?
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Is reddit right?
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>>147375458
hahahahahaaaaaaaa
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>>147375330
THEY'RE ALL LOSERS
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Couch is so fucking tryhard
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>>147375674
>>
>>147375674
Shasta barely said a word, and what little he did say was just as cringey as the other guys. What the fuck is that redditor talking ab-
>FlyingFlygon
Oh.
I get it. They're zoopals.
>>
whats with this play by play commentary just calm down
>>
>>147376139
I actually like it. Races are usually much more boring than usual runs, but these guys flipping out over everything is entertaining.
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>>147374467
>being this insecure
You must be such a hardass, surely not compensating
>>
I wonder how it feels to have someone live commentating how you fucked up to 100k people
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>>147374403
Please contact him and tell him to stream monster hunter
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>>147376139
E S P O R T S
S
P
O
R
T
S
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>>147376139
>de turn speedrunning into e-sports meme
>>
slayer just fucking stream already
>>
>>147376327
even comparing this to the high end esports casters is a joke, fucking CS:GO's commentaters are better than this across the board
>>
Aaaaand it's over. This is why races suck.
>>
Is there a bigger meme country out there than Canada?
>>
has notch donated yet?
>>
>>147376461
USA, Sweden
>>
>>147374403
>>147376324
Be gentle though, he tried to kill himself and destroyed his body less than a year ago
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>>147376461
Greetings from Germany ^^
>>
Can you guys get into soe__ 's chat and ask her to archive her broadcasts?
>>
What does he post /srg/ ?
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>>147376789
>gay furry ERP live on twitter
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>>147376789
Baby.
Fur.
>>
>>147376903
what is baby fur?
>>
duke stream
>>
>>147377126
There's a certain Tails comic you might want to check out
>>
>>147377126
shota + diapers
>>
>>147377126
*looks u dead in the fuckin eye*
u know
EXACTLY
what babyfur is
u fucker
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>>147377174
>>147377202
oh god
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"race isn't close enough, kruncha do something retarded so other guy can catch up"
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Can somebody tell soe that I'd like to be his speedboyfriend? I'm too shy to do it myself :(
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Was the Demon Souls run a trainwreck?
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>>147377265
*steps out of the shadows*
I didnt know anon, but now I do know. Your time has come, anon. I will speedrun kill you.
*teleports behind you*
>>
So what runs sound good this marathon? Or is this marathon too full of memes?
>>
Jackafur? I hardly know her!
>>
>>147377739
Its boring, tobies speedrun was the only cringeworthy yet and furry rumors
>>
>>147376261
fuck off furfag, you aren't welcome here
>>
Can GDQ stop trying to turn speed runs into Esports?
>>
>>147377625
Yes.
Lost probably 10-15 minutes to mistakes.
>>
>>147378020
rather have this than a couch badly mumbling serg memes desu
>>
>>147377806
Furry rumors? They still haven't banned those degenerates?
>>
so no Yoshi island run ?
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>>147378186
tony's whole couch was furry
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>>147377806
what rumors shasta pastebinned a confession and went to a furry con just before gdq
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>>147378145
Damn, Soul games always get the shit runs in GDQs.
>>
>>147378459
yeah, I think IGT was a solid 23mins behind WR
finished 30s ahead of their estimated timeslot
>>
>>147378382
awoooooooooo!
>>
>>147378687
go away tony
>>
>>147377625
Yes, it was horrible. For starters he died 4 times on 5-1. But he's not even that good at the game to begin with, he's had the same time for over a year and isn't even close to the WR.
>>
>>147378459
Stop posting this flabby arse
>>
why can't these retards stop talking over each other jesus christ
>>
why is this thread so ded
I'd use the /v/ thread but desu might as well be twitch chat with how fast it's moving
>>
>>147379119
i agree, so fucking annoying
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>>147379039
Why?
>>
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>United States of Choke
>>
>That stream monster that sits alone in front of the camera
What's their story?
>>
>>147377625
keep posting
>>
>>147379675
dont mind him
continue
>>
>persona 3 shirt
based Catherine bro
>>
>Signed P5 poster
That's pretty nice.
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>you were born just in time to purge the mentally ill subversive degenerates
>>
>>147380573
lmao
you're not doing a very good job if speedrunning is anything to do by
>>
>tfw your favorite speedgame's community is full of autists
>>
>hour of kirbymathah taking over the run
>>
>How do we make SGDQ even worse guys?
>Let's host it during a major US Holiday like July 4th?
>Awsome Idea!
>GDQ "management"
Who was the fuck stick who thought that was a good idea?
>>
wake me up when they run Judge Dredd
>>
>IGT
>>
>>147380938
so, all of them?
>>
>>147379280
these threads are so literally ded to the point where not even a gdq can provide a steady amount of posts.
>>
>>147381501
Don't forget it's also rounded to the minute!
>>
horned anime
>>
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>>147381786
what did adrian do to him...
>>
>>147381889
HassanChop
>>
i havent even watched anything so far
did anybody do anything epic yet
>>
I rather listen to burzum instead of that autist called kirbymastah, that said I closed the stream will come back when he is gone
>>
Why would they think that banning the word "triggered" is a good idea. Who the fuck is even offended by that.
>>
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>>147382079
we got furry action from shasta
>>
so is this thread proof that srg is legit dead?
/v/ is destroying you guys rn lmao
>>
>>147382274
serg was never alive
>>
>>147382274
Because /v/ is the type of audience GDQs are for now. Not speedrunners.
>>
>>147382274
Good, about time they stopped ruining these threads
>>
>>147382274
the last 2 GDQs the mods / janis here went on a suspension spree. They were handing out 3-7 day global 4chan bans for posting anything that was slightly off-color. Cant really blame anyone for not wanting to come this board after that
>>
>>147382415
literally nobody in this general speedruns
>>
>>147382923
and god bless this general for that, speedrunning is an abomination.
>>
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>this was literally posted in the /v/ thread just now
this is the audience for GDQs nowadays.
>>
>>147382923
But we used to. We're all still speedrunners at heart.
>>
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy some1 hmu with one of them classic y_ postz
>>
>>147382996
kek, thats some reddit tier shit, posting memes which are 2(?) years old
>>
>>147383068
UH
UHHHH....yashi
>>
>>147383080
good thing only fresh new memes like medievil are posted here
>>
>>147382996
>>147383080
>not enjoying ironic memes
>being cuck nostalgia fags
>XD im an oldfag XDD--DD
kys
>>
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>>147383068
>>
>>147383080
>calls it reddit tier shit
>"kek"
nice one reddit
>>
The Reddit Memer Stigma
>>
>>147383332
Welcome to 4chan, friend
>>
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notice for yashi.
you dropped your phone at the hotel. come pick it up at the lobby.
>>
>>147383220
>>147383237
>>147383332
>getting triggered by calling it reddit tier
Hello /v/eddit
>>
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>>147383560
ok?
>>
>>147383560
remember when serg was big enough to make uyama send a middle aged gay mormon furry to literally spy on >us? s m h
>>
>>147383263
yashi BTFO by a fucking tranny.
>>
>>147383560
it's just an alternate lifestyle now
>>
>>147383514
>i-ill just c-c-call him reddit a-again, thatll s-show him
>>
>>147383435
are you implying kek is not reddit shit or that 4chan has always been reddit?
>>
>>147383657
less degenerate than speedrunning desu
>>
>>147383560
Oh man and it's not fake. GDQ literally cultural marxists now.
>>
>>147383703
Welcome to 4chan friend.
>>
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>>147383263
>>147383651
>this is how trannies reproduce
>>
>>147383856
god hes disgusting
>>
"Welcome to 4chan friend" - dirty xboard migrant
>>
>>147383808
im not sure you realize the fact that thinking being new to 4chan is something bad says more about you than me
too bad you'd have to actually have wasted your life here to realize this
>>
>>147384080
O_O
>>
>>147383995
summer indeed
>>
>>147383995
excellent post
>>
literally nobody in this general speedruns or even likes video games, or the people that play them
they especially do not like themselves
prove me wrong
>>
Type "1" if you hate stream monsters.
>>
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>>147384415
I've been playing video games while the stream is on the second monitor
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>>147384415
Shut up shit king. I'd have you know I have over 9001 confirmed WRs. I'd fuck you up in any category mon. Bitch what you waitin' for?
>>
>>147384415
I speedrun and like videogames
>>
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FINALLY
>>
>>147384415
i almost broke MGR WR about a year ago but then stopped because Im not autistic enough to play 1 game all the fucking time.
>>
>>147384728
He should be banned for pretending he's a woman even though he's undeniably a man.
>>
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>>147384828
actually no it was 3 years agohow time flies by
>>
>>147384828
serg in a nutshell
>>
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>it's a "moofin acts above it all" tweet
>>
>>147384728
>>147385004
who dis?
>>
>>147385364
>moofin belittling people
that's a shock
>>
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>retard donated 2k to these scammers
>donating at all
>>
>>147385364
what is this fat fuck on about?
>>
>>147385364
moofin is actually so dumb
I don't feel like finding the timestamp, but he was playing mighty no 9 and there are these proximity based blocks you shoot, and if you go to the left away from them they reappear
mooflin slogged through that part for like twenty minutes because he didn't get it and thought the game wasn't working as intended
it's actually really embarrassing just thinking about it
>>
>>147385364
>"m-m-m-muh timeline"
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>>147385656
moofin wishes he was little LOL
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>kirbymastah
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Anyone wanna watch some of my hot speedruns?
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>>147385784
Wasn't hard to find
Warning: Vidya cringe
https://www.twitch
.tv/moofinmoofin/v/74416375?t=2m38s
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>>147385919
Does it contain drama? if not no.
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>>147385729
>m-m-muh familiar died, I better donate all my money to research, kill the animals.
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>>147383648
And I never quit spying, bro.
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Man they should just do a week of mario maker with pie and his friends desu.
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>>147385919
Are you a tranny?
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Man they should just do a week of medievil with nkr and his beautiful white children desu.
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>>147386024
no it's just recorded runs
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>>147386195
No I am a white cis male
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>>147386290
Ah okay, i'd watch that
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>>147386402
Consider me aroused.
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>>147386584
>>147386643
https://youtu.be/WFMRlzQoPUw
https://youtu.be/K8uK3H9ngXM
Enjoy
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https://twitter.com/teamgirlsonfire/status/746063078828158976
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>>147386743
>speedrunning team
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>>147386743
why dont >we have a speedrun team
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>>147386913
>we do
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>>147386743
uhhh.. what about narci
>>
it's finally over
>>
did they actually intentionally avoid showing the ending??
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>>147386010
holy fuck he is streaming big right there
a mental midget
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Any hot speed sluts at this yeas SGDQ?
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>>147386935
It's full of non-speedrunners and donationfags though. We need a new one to cleanse ourselves of their filth.
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>>147386743
do you think they have a contest to see who can take the most dickings throughout the week
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>>147376789
Holy shit lol.
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>>147387434
what do you speedrun
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>>147387552
*speed run
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>>147387616
*crippling depression xD
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>>147387552
Ape Escape series, Billy Hatcher, SM 64 70 star. You?
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>>147387368
TonesBalones
RomScout
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>>147386743
>Trust us, you'll need this info later
What did they mean by this?
Also, how many of those are girls and how many are mentally ill men in a dress?
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>>147387743
Based Squid!
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>>147365958
is that fucking david mitchell? seriously that is LITERALLY him.
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>>147387616
piss off marathon shitter
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>>147387825
>Trust us, you'll need this info later
That sounds like a vague terrorist threat. If that was a list of random guys releasing a manifest like that they would've called the cops lel
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>>147387825
SGDQ is going to be a real BLAST this year
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>>147388006
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>>147388081
Perhaps the names of all the female speedrunners is the cancellation code for the armed bomb hidden somewhere at SGDQ?
Mashallah, kill all men
>>
How's the donations this year?
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>>147387825
it's a list of who to go to if you want a free lay and stds
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where is THICC lewdposter
>>
finally a good game
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>>147388308
>Greetings from Germany, my dad died from ebola last week and I wanted to show support! HYYPEEEE! Kill the animals, save the frames!
aka, same as every other year
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>>147388128
thanks for that WR anime
>>
holy SH*T!
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>>147388456
Meant money wise.
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this is fucking sick
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>>147388128
Anime! Wake up! It's time to watch Summer Games Done Quick!!
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>>147388456
>last GDQ someone got a "my wifes son and I' comment read
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>>147387815
I can't tell if snowfats is just a shitter or if he's a legitimate furry.
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>>147388465
Don't bully anime!
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>>147388543
>>147388595
go look up competitive catherine after
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what a cool picture
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>>147388606
Does anyone have the link to the terrorist donation thing from last GDQ? That was some retarded shit
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>>147388465
that no pickle pee
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>>147388739
damn look at those FAT rolls shake my freaking head
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>>147388598
just 5 more minutes senpai
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>>147388735
based, i will, this is slightly mind-blowing right now
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>>147388739
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>>147388881
But Anime! Catherine is on right meow!
>>
who was the speedskank that sat on some guy's lap during a run even though her actual boyfriend was around?
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>there's a speed run event in my community
WHEN
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>>147388840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNM
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>>147389061
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put your woman in line, /srg/. she's been telling people you're not fucking her right
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>>147388640
He's a furry mate
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>>147389061
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>>147389151
Much obliged
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Why do they use "marathon setting" as an excuse to play like shit?
Shouldn't that be an excuse to try your best while you have a audience
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>>147389238
because they need to be entertaining and explain what the fuck is going on
>>
how in the literal FUCK is he controlling 2 characters at the same time AND also providing coherent commentary?
is it autism?
>>
>>147389483
>catherine
yes
I wish all runners could give actual commentary like this, though. Most have the bad kind of autism.
>>
first decent run of sgdq desu
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>chat gets purged as they all say triggered at once
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>>147389765
>>
Is CavemanDCJ our boy?
>>
>>
this was genuinely insane
i mean if he just played it with 2 controllers it would be cool, but commenting like this alongside, thats purely fucking insane
>>
>>147390359
Hell no! That asshole bullied Chibi into drinking bleach
>>
pretty good run
>>
>>147390337
fucking darkspines is ready to plow
>>
>>
>>147390434
so that would mean he's our boy?
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>>147390337
Somebody put the blacked.com logo on here
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>>147387815
It's your bedtime goldphnx *tucks u in*
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>>147390337
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>>147390529
No, Chibi is our boy though
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>>147390727
>implying im him
I would never block furriesI think its one of the cute fetishes
But yes its nearly 5am I should get some sleep , tuck me in pls ;__;
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>>147390818
i want THIS speedrunning back even though it was still pretty shit ngl
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>>147390818
It hurts
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>>147390819
i really hope chibi's not our boy
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>>147390898
go back to r eddit then
>>
HE SHOWED HIS PC SCREEN TO THE CAMERA PLEASE REMOVE HIM FROM THE EVENT LIKE WHAT THEY DID WITH THE DUDE WHO SHOWED HIS PANDORA OFF TO THE CAMERA
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>>147390961
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>>147385364
What a little bitch ty is way more based than his try hard ass
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>>147390961
>>147390898
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>>147390898
He is our boy whether you like it or not. The guy has given us more laughs than any other speedrunner
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> Slowing down your run for anything but safety strats/donation incentives.
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>>147391236
/v/'s fantasy:
>caveman = /v/
>chibi = reddit
Reality:
>caveman = /v/
>chibi = /srg/
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>>147391370
>let's play new super mario bros at a moderate pace
>>
this guy's voice makes me want to kill myself.
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>>147391236
>>147391474
>reality = both are faggots
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>>147391370
>slowing your run down for anything
might as well name the event games done kinda fast
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>>147390870
:3c *obliges*
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>>147391534
Safety strats are sometimes necessary to stop everything going buttfucktastically wrong.
I'm still highly anti-donation incentive when it comes to those that slow down runs, but I've realised I have to deal with it.I'm -STILL- mad that Werster lost his WR HG/SS because of donation incentives.
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>>147391370
This shit is literally triggering me. I have the slight urge to punch myself in the head every time he does it.
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>>147391524
yeah thats what he said
>>
>>147391520
This guy makes Cirno sound excited.
>>
why is this faggot waiting for the fireworks? I thought this shit is supposed to be speedrunning.
>>
this guy sounds like urkle
>>
>>147392017
he's got vocal fry. seriously, he's making me so fucking angry.
>>
This guy is such a huge faggot. Why hasn't anyone in the crowd stabbed him with a knife yet?
>>
>>147390818
Where did everything go so terribly wrong?
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>>147392142
Because somehow a room full of speedrunners and speedrunner fans aren't as autistic as you
>>
HOOOOOYYYYYYYP
>>
HÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖYYYYYP
>>
SPEED
run
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>Clapping to the number of fireworks now
They'll just clap to anything nowadays.
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>>147388606
i got a RIP moot died of aids message in last year
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>>147392892
It won't stop Luigi is generally faster and can jump higher in most new games. No reason to even pick that fat fuck Mario.
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>>147390818
I legitimately miss cosmo.
>>
is it ok to post old oc
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>YSG isn't here
literally no reason to watch this now
>>
LITERALLY everyone in the front row is fucking around on their phone
probably tweeting some stupid fucking meme shit
>>
>>147393508
yeah how dare they not focus on this riveting intermission action
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>>147393508
imagine being this bitter about normal people
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>>147393485
there's still hope
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>>147393646
Autists as far as the eye can see
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>>147393508
Bunch of fucking stream monster normies. Someone needs to take care of them. Only speedrunners should be in the front.
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What should I put in my donation comment to make sure it's read?
>>
Imagine spending $100s to attend an online circle jerk in person organised by people everyone hates.
Are speedspergers really that desperate for social interaction?
>>
Oh boy, strap yourselves in, I can already tell this runner is going to be awkward as fuck.
>>
>>147393291
He was a great runner, I don't mind that he wanted to change sex but now (s)he's just whining and being an attention whore.
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>>147393953
Greetings from Germany! First time watcher and donator here my wife's son showed me this today and I thought that this is the most amazing thing ever. Keep on speedrunning guys and kill the animals!
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>>147390818
what happened to siglemic?
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>>147394146
his diaper addiction took a dark turn
>>
at least there's no Fire Emblem
>>
>>147394146
last I heard he switched to playing melee, but not sure what he's up to now
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which one of you is this?
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which memes have i missed?
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>punctuate the sentence with obnoxious breathy laughter
>it only stops so someone can read donation comments from reddit
never change gdq. never change.
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>>147394547
we're all saying "wacka smacka" after some dude started screaming it in the crowd
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>>147384728
post discord invite
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>>147394867
No one wants you there, /v/edditor
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>>147394451
this dude is a fucking beast
>>
Hey, I'm EeveeSpirit, and I do speedruns of mainly New Super Mario Bros. 2. I'm 14 years old and I'm genderfluid. That means sometimes I'll feel male and sometimes I'll feel female. It's weird, and I will try my best to not confuse any of you. If you have no clue as to what I mean, you can just call me transgender and default to female pronouns. I'm absolutely fine with that. Even if you do get what I'm saying, most of the time I identify as female, so stick to female pronouns unless otherwise specified, although I'm fine with you asking.
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>>147395268
It's Sam trying to get his channel back off the ground
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>>147395297
imma ask you to end yourself
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>>147395363
Not me. It's the current runner.
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>>147395438
asked you tho
>>
>>147395346
sam's been at it for two years then
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/v/erg > serg t b h
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>>147395562
It can't be any worse than regular /srg/ (which is dead anyway)
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>DS ran out of battery
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ARE YOU SHITTING ME? HE WENT IN ON LIKE 5% BATTERY
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>ran out of battery
nice
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How do you not notice the red light that says your DS is dying
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Out of battery during a 30min run
Standard GDQ
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Absolutely incredible
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>"i dont have one"
>"what?"
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>being that fucking retarded
>>
lmfao, i hope there's no save.
>>
how the fuck you gonna do a run with low battery?
>>
>doesn't have a charger
L O L
>>
imagine not having your ds plugged in while doing a run
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>Didn't have it plugged in from the start.
>"I don't have one."
How fucking dumb are these people?
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T R A I N W R E C K
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Reminder that this thing is 14 years old genderfluid and named after one of the worst pokemons to ever exist and they let it on this is real life
>>
That cristal bitch that had a bunch of lttp wr ever showed up on camera?
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he probably knew his 3ds wasnt charged but was too autistic to ask to borrow a charger
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>>147395879
I bet he went into the run on red battery. I like how some autist in the crowd had their charger on them
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>>147395879
He just admitted to seeing it run low. Why he didn't ask for a charger then and there baffles the mind.
>>
>don't have your DS plugged in while you're running
>don't charge your battery before coming to gdq
>don't bring a charger with you at all
HOWWWWW
>>
>>147395836
Actually, if you recharge and let the battery run dry a shit ton of times, it has shit for maximum charge. After about 5k hours you need a new battery or a new DS. 3DS is even worse in that regard.
>>
is he still going to be under estimate
>>
>>147396112
who actually lets their battery run dry though
>>
>>147396326
mentally ill gender fluid fags.
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>>147396321
only because they stopped the timer while the console was dead
>>
>>147396321
They paused the timer when his DS turned off.
>>
>>147396387
>>147396394
he still needed to redo like 3 levels
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>>147395981
>14 yrs old
>genderfluid
Are you just saying that or is it confirmed somewhere?
>>
does this kid have downs or something, god damn
>>
>>147396513
he's 14 and on stage in front of 100k and probably at least a little autistic
>>
Runner with out chargers rent
Donation level: kek meister
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>>147396513
He's generfluid, so he's mentally ill.
>>
who's the qt grills on the left
>>
>>147396675
>>147396660
Oh for fuck's sake. People shouldn't be telling IMPRESSIONABLE kids about this fake gender shit. They could have grown up normal
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is this a new donation guy? don't recognize this voice from other gdqs
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>>147396940
okay no this is shopped right?
I don't remember his gut being that big lmao
post the other ones
I like how he tried to handwave it when people exposed him ahahaha
>>
>>147396965
yea, yet another person getting in on the autism bux
>>
>>147396906
well, until yahoo decides tumblr is losing money, they're always gonna have access to this shit from now on, so we better get used to this shit
including kids being taught that they have no responsibility whatsoever, like this dipshit was
>>
>>147397037
Yes, he shopped his own shit.
>>
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Just went to bed,literally writing this in my bed and Im missing all the memes. I blame you >>147391707
;_; what am I missing guys?
>>
>speedrunning a racing game
?
>>
U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A
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>>147397287
particularly an rng influenced racing game
>>
>>147397256
>14
jesus christ
>>
Kids who aren't born in 20XX
>I wanna be a superhero
Kids who are born in 20XX
>I wanna be a genderfluid otherkin
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>>147397409
>he was born in 2002
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>>147397256
a 14 year old let his 3ds die while he was running and didn't bring a charger
>>
>>147397256
>I want the attention transgenders get but I want to still be male when convenient!
>>
>>147397589
Wew
Didn't he fucking check it before the run?
>>
>>147397256
Narcissa x eeveespirit colab when?
>>
>>147397728
>he
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>>147397498
>I wanna be a superhero
I wanted to be a paleontologist until I realized they're not dinosaur trainers
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>>147397891
you can do it anon I believe in you
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>>147397728
someone said he admitted to seeing the red light.
>>
>>147397891
I wanted to be an archeolgist until I realized that they have no Job possibilities and that they don't get hunted down by nazis who also want the treasure.
>>147397882
Oh shit im sorry
>>147397970
What the fuck
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>>147397891
i wanted to be an artist, my backup plan was to become a lawyer
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>>147395297
>>147395981
>>147396047
>>147396056
>>147396056
>>147396510
>>147397070
>>147397256
>>147397409
>>147397498
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>>147398204
what did you end up becoming
>>
>>147398562
a memeshitter
>>
Double Dash is the most underappreciated Mario Kart.
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>>147398562
a compositor
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>>147398624
it's because it's the worst
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>>147399138
That would be 7.
>>
>>147399446
can I get a full ranking for the mario karts
>>
Sweden #1
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>>147399519
CTR>>>>>>>actual dogshit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mario kart games
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>>147399625
what about nitro? is that included in the dogshit category?
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>>147399620
Wording this
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>>147399691
>3rd world country
>thinks they are #1
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>>147399138
>>147399446
Actually I might put Wii at worst, didn't play it enough to form a solid memory of it.
>>147399519 Best to Worst, none of them stink out loud though.
8
DS
64
Super
Super Circuit
Double Dash
Wii/7
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>>147399625
nice meme opinion
>>
>>147399837
square up brother
>>
>>147395981
I don't really care what you say about that faggot ass kid, but I will fucking eat your heart for talking shit about Eevee, nigger.
>>
>>147399625
the only good kart clone is wipeout
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>>147399996
end you are life right now shit taste FUCK
>>
>>147400081
Come at me bro. I am trained in gorilla war fair.
>>
I got a 30 second timeout for saying crringe and then a permaban when I said the mods were atrocious. Comical
>>
>blood curdling scream in the background
>>
>>147400319
Good work, friend. You obviously are supposed to express cringe through haHAA and NotLikeThis
>>
>>147400319
I got a permaban for saying I guzzle cum for a living. Hard life.
>>
Where is everyone this year
>>
so when did witwix embrace the meme?
>>
>>147400870
at home probably
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>only 100k people watching
>mfw the speedrunning bubble finally popped
>>
>another fucking racing game
>>
>""speedrunning"" sports games
Seriously?
>>
>>147401383
>racing
>a sport
lol..........
>>
>>147401201
I havent watched since 2013 and I think the record was like 40k, what were the numbers for the past few years?
>>
What's taking so long for the Sunshine youtube upload?
>>
>>147401560
around 200k usually I think, but never on first day
I might be wrong though, but I hope GDQ dies anyway so this is good
>>
>>147401201
it's 1AM in the US and they're doing their racing bracket, numbers will be fine in the morning
>>
>be the only person in the world who can run a game at the currently fastest method
lel i'm so good guys!!!
>>
>find really broken game
>get a copy of it before they fix it
>become the only person with the broken copy
>abuse the bugs to get WR while nobody else can
epin
>>
>plays unpatched version
>"such a glitchy game"
>>
The number of fat girls at this event has increased significantly from last time. There is also at least one trans girl.
>>
>>147402556
>release a broken game
>only one person plays it because it was fotm
>still patch it
>>
>>147402747
>fix and update game even if it doesn't sell well
those sons of bitches eh
>>
who are the two cute girls on the left
>>
can someone post the OP pic why was it deleted i wanna see cute girls
>>
>>147403126
Somebody has to know.
>>
>>147403297
Only if you post why SGDQ and its stream was deleted from the internet
>>
The stream ran out of battery :^)
>>
>>147372407
I really hate that cunt, she could screw up this event and they'd still hire her for next years GDQs.
>>
SO MANY BLUNDERS DAY 1.
>stream goes down
>man forgets to plug in DS during a run
>that mario sunshine run
>stream goes down AGAIN
Is this a record amount of blunders?
>>
>>147403702
what happened in the sunshine run
>>
>>147403702
>that mario sunshine run
Was it another Crash 2 sort of deal? Because I missed it and I've been waiting for an archive.
>>
>>147403821
>>147403813
Nah, just the runner fucked up alot of easy things to do like red coins and it was really cringy becausehe has a sunshine world record
>>
trainwreck
>>
>>147403871
Was it bad enough to keep it off youtube? Because I've been waiting for that shit.
>>
>step away for 5 minutes
>shit is down
GDQ's production seems normal tonight.
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So people are now donating money to a charity that refused millions of dollars in aid from the EU because they werent helping the poor migrants enough? I really dont feel like giving them my 10 bucks if they refuse millions because of politics
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new thread when?
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>>147404313
hopefully never
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Any drama yet? Has nancy infected someone yet?
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>>147404225
Yeah and the Twitch moderators in the stream are anti-Brexit / pro-EU and spam "Remain" nonsense trying to bait for their evil enemies to disagree and earn bans.
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>>147404225
Here's a tip, 99.99% of all charities are scams.
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