Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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Dotards would you rather fuck Slark or Phoenix?

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That's a nice OP image, anon

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Do NOT post THAT meme!

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>>147336119

>>147335936
It was a shit format and VP and Empire (the best teams in the qualis with Secret) missed the playoffs.

Snydstack sneaked throught the greeks towards wildcard.

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1st for drow=best waifu

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xth for /our/ prodigy

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>>147336303
Shit stain that backstabbed bone7, singsing, yapz0r and cmw fuck him

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>>147336249
>Not having a strong dominant hard carry waifu with an ass the size of the moon

>>147336303
he has the most punchable face i have ever seen

>>147336385
he literally told EVERYONE he will join EG for TI.
If anything he made them a favor and won them few matches in some irrelevant tourneys

>>147336238
>VP
>Empire
>Good
Pick one. The entire CIS scene is in the gutter.
Yeah the format was shit, but every team had equal chances. Alliance and DiG showed up and played better, you can't fault them for that.

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>>147336303
Zai is cute!

>>147336620
Empire was at the major and several LANs, they're currently reking Dig in an actual Bo3, they're not great, but out of the remaining teams they were clearly better.

>>147336673
C U T E
U
T
E

coordinator going down more often than a thai ladyboy hooker

kay who tell sumail to go JUST himself

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H A P P Y
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B - D A Y
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E E - S A M A
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>>147336673
>ywn go with Zai to the prom

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>>147337138
just kill me now

>>147336775
Who cares if they don't show up when it counts?

I have literally never bought a single "tome of knowledge"

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>slark is balanced

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post cosplay

>>147337358
>+14
>189 lh in 35 minutes
pretty sure everything is "balanced" at your rating

>>147337316
its a waste of gold

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Really epic to see best of 1 knockout Empire.

Good we have Synderen

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SWINDLEMELONZZ IS STREAMING

0 GOOD STREAMS
0 E SPORTS.

BRUH?

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>>147338592
fuck off reddit

>>147338592
hope there's no facecam!

>>147338592
>watching some NA shitter who has never won anything over matumbaman

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>>147338592
>Posting second worst magica while liking dumb pimple -faced punk

>>147338592
solid b8 lad

>Enemy picks Slark, Tinker, LS or Timber
>Lose

>>147339204
Ur just bad desu.

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>>147339204
>It's a "Dotards still don't understand Valve will NEVER properly balance the game and every single patch there will be 2-5 Overbuffed FotM heroes to keep people busy for 8 months till they release another shitty Compendium money grab disguised as a "gameplay update"" episode

>>147339204
>pick Kaldr
>win

>>147338592
Why would I ever watch anything else when sheever is streaming?

>>147339204
>Pick Silencer
>Win

how do play ET?

>>147339580
>stomp
>splitter
>win

Feels good to subtly but intentionally throw games when someone starts badmouthing you from the beginning of the game.

so how exactly do you win against life stealer? he is in literary every game i play

>>147339580
stomp>natural order>astral
Use your first two skill points on stomp and astral for early intiation. Roam. Buy whatever support shit seems good that game.

>>147340014
hope you haven't fed him until supports can get force staffs or other items to deal with him.

also shadow demon

>>147339985
>Not ping spamming them for ten minutes straight

Are you even trying?

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>Going to TI

>>147340625
>one misplay out of many fantastic faceless void games
anon...

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>Playing Dota when SGDQ just started

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>>147340797
>Caring about speedruns or whatever gay shit your talking about

lmao

>>147340797
What?

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>>147340797
>Playing inferior games.
Not a good look.

ISTJ here, what is the perfect hero for me?

>>147340935
Leshrac so you can be useless and kill yourself.

>>147340935
MBTI is pseudoscience but I guess Tinker

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>>147340763

>>147341207
>qojqva's refresher
anon...

>4200 stories from the mouth fo the trench
>your slark goes Helm of dom first item
>sucks all game
>enemy lose 1 player to DC
>still lose game
>find out slark queued with friend
I hate "friends" on my team

Why is antimage so fucking good? Playing antimage brings me on the verge of climax on multiple occasions in a game, even if I'm losing. I literally ejaculate after landing a dank mana void. There's no other hero I'd rather play.

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>>147341294

>>147341318
It's that mana burn noise. If diffusal blade had it the item would be far more popular and Omniknight winrate would drop.

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>>147340935
Inoker prolly

>>147341523
Imagine a full army of PL illusions playing the manaburn sound....

>>147341597
Which one is Ludwig Wittgenstein

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...

>>147341689
What's her name?

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>>147341597
>the only thing these people take more seriously than their jobs is themselves

its true

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>>147341618

>>147341689
MADWOMAN

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So Matu just spent like 300+ e on digital hats

he got 157 unopened shits now

thats pretty nice.

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remember when battle pass didn't require you to buy million dollars worth of levels to get all the shit?

The true king remembers.

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>>147341856
>What instrument do you play, Bob?
>The hammer.

we're over on srg and /v/ laddies

>>147342303
I may play dota but I'm not THAT autistic...

>>147342303
'We' Being 'the Cancer'?

Story contains anal, asphyxiation, babycon, bestiality, birth, blood, blow jobs, boiling in oil, bondage, bone breakage, bukkake, cooking, crushing, cunninglingus, decapitation, dismemberment, drowning, electrocution, execution, fetuscon, futa, gangrape, gutting, hanging, hard vore, horn sex, impalement, impregnation, incest, mind control, multi-penetration, murder, necrophilia, orgies, public, rape, scat, soul vore, tentacles, unbirthing, vaginal, violence, virginity, vomiting, vore, warfare, watersports, zombies

is there no longer a /vg/ chat channel in game?

>>147342479
>soul vore
???

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>>147341828
>>147341876
>>147342027

>>147342479
Thank god they warned you about the vaginal though.

Anyone want an "Emerald Frenzy" set for bristlebong? I'll trade it for some shit.

>>147342532
Sorry due to the massive immigration into this general we've had to made it invite only and private

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a literal goddess tasteless

>>147342892
her forehead isn't that large is it? this is a shoop right

Why do casters still talk about win conditions as if it sounds an intelligent deconstruction of a game?

There is only one win condition in dota: the ancient exploding. Every single action taken by all players during a match, are taken to facilitate achieving this win condition. Pushing is not a win condition. Teamfighting is not a win condition. A hero picked to counter another is not a win condition.

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>queue for a game
>this is your team

what do

>>147342959
I'm sure you only bang 10/10 supermodels, Anon, but the rest of us will have to suffice with the modest beauty of this tall comely aryan.

>>147343024
>I posted it again xDD

>>147342631
like necromastery passive skill

>>147343024
abandon because I have psg on my team

>>147342892
>only looks good when photos are overexposed and brightly lit so her pockmarked, spotty, mole-smothered, leathery, uneven flesh is hidden

>Play as Lifestealer
>Don't even get a killstreak going
>Play as Slark
>10 mins and I still have brown boots, belt, and not lvl 6

Which is the best bleach brand to drink and release Dota, and the world itself, from the burden that I am, /d2g/?

>>147343116
but your not going to bang sheever

you can idolize anyone you want on the internet dude, no reason to stick with a 6/10 because she plays dota

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>>147343330
Man you wanna be friends I can play with you

>>147343413
Why would you want to play with someone who is consistently terrible?
No, thanks.

>>147343024
Wonder what's wrong with Game Coordinator matching 2.5k MMR scrubs to 6k game

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>>147343478
You just seem sad

Im sure you arent 3k or some shit for real

>>147343546
I am not even 3k. 2,4k, by mere miracle, since my actual MMR should be -1

>>147343013
>: the ancient exploding
False, as you can tap out any given moment prior to ancient exploding.

>>147343656
Doing so causes the ancient to explode

>>147342959
Humans have large foreheads in the real world. Unlike in anime, in real life the eyes are only about halfway down a human head.

>>147343731
That wasn't the fucking *condition to win* though in that case.

>>147343731
Are you just acting retarded?

>>147343787
>>147343887
Game does not officially end until the ancient explodes, fampai

>>147343330
Just afk farm
Ignore your team and slap creeps

>>147343936
Ancient exploding isn't the win condition since you can tap out at any given moment prior to ancient exploding.

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>>147343936
If every caster would think like you there would be no point to even cast games. They would all just say obvious shit like llamadownunder.

>>147344058
The enemy team who caused you to tap out wins when the ancient explodes fampai

>>147343632
I think life's telling you you're destined to be a supportcuck rather than a manly alpha carry anon...

>Defense of the Ancients
>LOL BLOWING UP THE ANCIENT ISNT THE WIN CONDITION

you guys are FUCKING retarded

>>147344213
>>147344123
>>147344165

This is me posting from all of my 4chan accounts

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>jungle changes fucking up your timings again.jpg

>>147344165
>WE NEED WARDS WAAAAAAAAH
>I NEED MOMMY MILK
>MOMMY MILK NOW!!!!
>OFFLANER IS TRADING WITH ME WAAAAAAAAAAAH MAKE HIM STOP MOMMY
>WAAAAAAAAAAAH GAME IS HARD I NEED A QUELLING BLADE TO LAST HIT SNIFF SNIFF
>Manly

>>147344213
That's the point of winning you monglet, and it's a different thing to the win condition.

The win condition is being in a position able to make the ancient explode with the enemy unable to resist it, i.e they're all fucking dead and the carry doesn't have buyback.

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Hey!

>>147344508
>What haircut do you want?
>Just fuck my shit up fa.m

>>147344508
He thinks he looks so cool

>>147344327
>act like a faggot unable to do anything without a support babysitting
>lose

that's why I said a manly carry rather than a shitty beta one

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>>147344165
Even as a supportcuck, I'm useless. I don't buy the wards, and when I do, I ward like shit.
Maybe I should just quit Dota and life altogether

How do I make my early game as earthshaker not make me want to gouge my eyes out? No mana, no way to securely farm arcanes, hard to get solokills with

>>147344642
I'm just glad the internet/social media wasn't as prevalent when I was his age. The records of my stupidity have been buried under the thousands of dead invisionfree forums.

>>147344794
How do you ward like shit? It's such a basic thing
Where do you feel there is scary stranger danger? Stick a ward there if you can
It's literally that easy

>>147344872
>the thousands of dead invisionfree forums.
>tfw used to be 'signature maker' and get 300-500 per work in mid 2005 to 2010

>>147339580
- pick him vs agi carries (slark is one of the best examples, you fucking rape him)
- go 3 1 1 1
- roam and try to set up kills, touch as many as you can with spirit if you have to rightclick people down
- in teamfights just spirit and stomp into ulti or just ulti where it seems most useful
- go utility/aura items. remember your ult goes thru bkb and disarms. aghs/refresher rapes almost everything.

>>147344794
just plonk the ward mid after the laning phase because everyone goes there

>>147344442
The win condition has nothing to do with exploiting the game mechanics through which to achieve it.

Got any tips on how to edge?

>>147345170
Plonk your ward mid right in front of the enemy tier 1 at the beginning of the game

I guarantee the shitters you play against will not deward it and your mid will have little reason to lose their lane

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>>147344508
Sumail going supersayan for TI6

>>147345379
Jerk off and don't cum, then jerk off again.

>>147345379
masturbate to little girls

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>147344508
Stop with these Sumail ayy lmao edits

>>147345798
>sumayylmao

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You had a good luck, dotards.

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>Have so much to do today
>But all I want to do is play video games until I am angry enough to stop

>>147345753
STOP POSTING THIS 24/7 YOU SHIT

>>147346164
Same desu

I don't know what's wrong with me

>>147346164
>Have nothing to do for 6th year in a row.
>Want to play dota2
>Can't press Find Match button (2nd year in a row)

I wish I had friends

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>tfw 6.5k mmr useast player and denied from nel

>>147346648
Tony

I remember that one time you fucked up

I remember

>>147346694
It's okay, just remember ixmike doesn't want shitters like you in NEL :^)

>>147346694
Isn't NEL just a huge circlejerk anyway?

>>147346694
NEL is shit now anyways. just a bunch of autists who think they are way better than they are circle jerking all day

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>>147346694
Pay for an escort to arrive at ixmike's place.
Also give her the explicit instructions to scream "<your dumb dotard name> sent me here! Please let him into NEL!" as she fucks him.

>uninstalled 2 weeks ago
>longest break yet
>thought I was done for good
>relapsing and downloading right now

am I making a mistake senpaitachi

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>>147347004
>nowadays
>re opened a day ago

FUck off newfag

>>147346694
asked to play
showed him my 6.5k mmr smurf
got told i only play fotm and dont have high mmr

fuck me for playing heroes that are played competively then

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>>147347231
Mike said he doesnt like hero spammers, and if you do you should be 7k to get in

tldr scrub

>>147347231
He's right though, 7k is the cutoff for high mmr these days

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>>147347379
he is just mad cuz bad

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>>147347453
he HATES leg dayz!

>>147340935

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or6CxW_CV3o

>>147347231
mike is god, accept it. literally doesnt matter what arguement you have, if he dont want you, you're not getting in

>>147346785
Stop that, I'm just a filler bro T_T

>>147340797
Hi graphics

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I still believe.

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>>147347656

guys i need a meme hero + build RIGHT NOW

it shouldn't auto lose though

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>>147347771
Kunkka with attacker build

its legit but a meme for you since you dont go armlet on kankka

>>147347771
Bloodseeker with Aether Lens and Dagon

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>>147347641
ohayo

>>147347771
weaver offlane
starting build tangos, deso orb and faerie fires
skill bugs lvl 1
go hide in trees in offlane so you can flank the supports as after wave meet
swarm them
run them down
win

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NEL CAST WHEN????

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>>147347919
Youre cool

>>147347771
LC, build max movespeed: euls, sny, bots. Then build aether lens daedalus refresher.

>>147347771
NP cosplay tinker

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>>147347934
I snorted air

semi thanks

>>147347990
ty armaa

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Why don't you have a gf yet /d2g/?

>>147346975
Inefficient farming in AoE triggers me so hard.

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>>147347771
Aghs Manta Butterfly BKB Luna

The Aghs stats + the big eclipse to help you weather the early and midgame fights without getting too close or being too squishy.

Manta for farming efficiency (if you can't micro then send them to jungle, if you can micro then send them to lane to farm).

Butterfly for damage + survivability.

BKB around that 35-40 mark where you're going to want to push high ground. Maybe skip Butterfly to pick up BKB earlier if your team has good high ground push and siege and seem smart enough to know how to take a rax and back.

Don't forget to get fucking Aegis when you're ahead, gotta keep snowballing.

>>147348076
Np

>>147347771
Midas>maelstrom>BoTs/blink>mjollnir>orchid>BoTs/blink>situational Arc Warden

Literally the freest of wins known to man if you're not a shit player

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>>147347975
This

Im actually waiting for NA dota LUL


Well it is quite interesting though, semi friendly banter with a competetive environment

>>147348080
Too much maintenance.

>>147348080
>Complete lack of self-confidence
>Can't talk to women I don't know
>The closest I could be to a woman is maybe her really weird friend

As much as people say there's always someone out there, I think I'm gonna die a virgin

>>147347990
Kill yourself armaa

>>147348080
How can one love anyone, if one hates himself?

>>147348043
be carefull that stuffs addictive

>>147348080
>ywn have the 5 meepo girls blink poof onto you
why live

also, I cannot understand when a girl likes me or something. I do not understand those social cues

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>>147348285

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
r8 my desktop guys

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>>147348080
Because I'm a schizoid and am blessed without the need to have my life validated by a pussy

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>>147348496
fat nerd

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>>147348080
Girls I like:
>Not interested in me or a relationship
>Already have a boyfriend

Girls that like me:
>Either cute but dumb and don't have a future (I've tried dating these types and I always get really tired of their shit 3-4 months into the relationship)
>Plain and smart, but I refuse to date someone who is simply plain, because if dumb cute girls like me then some smart cute girls should like me

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>Good day, ezy 100+ mmr
>Feeling good, so maybe I should have another
Don't fucking do it guys, don't ever hit find game after a good win streak.

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>>147348080

>>147348080
I have no self esteem and my standards are way too high.

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>>147348080
I have crippling social anxiety and I fall in love with any girl that so much as looks me in the eyes.

I've been told I'm very charming too before by a girl but my anxiety is so severe I literally start shaking sometimes so whatever charisma I have is thrown out the window by my autism.
fucking kill me lmao

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>>147348496
>being excited for "Every hero is a sassy faggot since they're written by TF2 staff: the comic"
start a duel when you're getting 4man ganked and feed the enemy carry damage so they can kill you faster in the future pls

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>>147348563
A fellow Schizoid personality disorderbro?

>>147347107
SOURCE

>>147348563
>>147348886
Also reporting.

>>147348080
for some reason only 11 year olds are interested in me :/

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When will cancersaw finally be nerfed?

Why can't icefraud understand that the key to balance is weekly nerfs, without ANY buffs?

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>>147348982
>>147348886
>>147348563

Were you all diagnosed by doctors?

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>>147348080
I'm jaded by 2D.

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>>147349142
Yes, at 22.

Mental illness is all over my family tree, schizophrenic uncle, SPD uncle, bi-polar uncle, bi-polar sister, suicidally depressed great grandmother, bi-polar grandmother, chronically depressed mother, bi-polar aunt, and I'm sure I missed one or two other aunts or uncles who had something too but died before I ever met them.

>tfw you'll never come across a wave of creeps and just squish them under your waveclear
>seeing their eyes bug out, their entrails shooting out their mouths
>watching them as they pitifully crawl with their arms, dragging their crushed backsides behinds them, attempting to hurt you with their pathetic 20 damage autos, until they eventually collapse and die on the cold ground, a far away clinking sound signifying your lasthits being counted

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>>147348886
How vain some people must be to classify people that don't like them as having a "personality disorder", people are shit especially in this day and age and there's nothing wrong with not wanting to be around most of them.

I have 1 best friend and 2 "friends", I'm not truly alone but the need to have relationships with people just isn't there, I have 3 close friends because it just happened but before that I went years with zero friends and wasn't depressed or angered by it at all

>>147349142
I was only ever diagnosed with depression I fit schizoid to a tee and it's the only explanation (I had an okay childhood not abused or bullied) , but I've handled that exceedingly well once I realized I was just wired differently and couldn't let people make me feel bad about it (rumors in my family that I was gay because I had no interest in a gf).

>>147347919
kill yourself grafics you FUCKIN GFAGGOT FUCK

>>147349641
>>147349641
>I fit schizoid
kys you just want to be special snowflake

fucking pathetic

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>>147349142
Yes, 2 years ago.

and only because i was forced to go

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RETURN TO YOUR TRUE HOME, WHITE DOTA PLAYERS

Return... to WarCraft 3 DotA

>WC3 Dota Runs better than Dota2
>It has better pathing
>It has less bugs
>You can choose which patch you want to play, just download the appropriate 8MB file
>No cosmetics
>No custom special effects
>No casuals
>No casual enabling
>You can make as many accounts as you need
>No reporting for being a meanie
>No shitty forced shit like in game betting
>No goypendiums
>Better Art design
>Better Sound design
>Team colors
>Aghs/Aura visuals
>Variety of servers to use
>No Valve or GabeN
>No Muslim Alija to terrorize you
>Is getting consistent updates
>No Steam requirements
>Also comes with WC3 which provides you with a hundred other potential options
>No Reddit
>Lore is slightly better than the shit of Dota 2
>A Classic
>the DotA actually stands for something (Defense of the Ancients) instead of being a weird name
>No pandering
>No tournaments
>101% free
>Made with love

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>>147349676
b-but what did I do

>>147346694
Nel?

>>147349770
I like how auras were removed because of visual clutter

and now we have Blue Rubick's
Disruptor's with AM head pieces
Juggernaut that looks like Shadow Shaman
Invoker that has a Spectre hat

>>147349832
NA inhouse league
lots of pros play in it

>>147349832
Inhouse league that Ixmike is hosting and managing.

Many pro players playing there in mix teams.

>>147347975
last night OD was trying to arrange to cast with grant

hopefully it happens senpai

gonna be real lit

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>>147349890
>forgetting the fucking PETS
.f.a.m.

>>147349919
>>147350007
>NA pros
Lol

>Ixmike
Who?

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>>147349750
See that's the thing. You're just some greasy nerd on the internet being angry, why do you matter in the slightest? If I'm not a diagnosed schizoid then I'm a person with no desire for social or romantic interaction and have no negative mental state because of it. Call it what you will but peoples opinions don't even register with me unless they're a good person, that's how you survive high school and afterwords to not become a pale NEET afraid of the outside.

>>147350087
xDD 4Head LUL

>>147350129
N A P R O S
A
P
R
O
S

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>>147350116
That image makes me comfy anon

Who's your favorite DOTA 2 personality /d2g/?

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>>147350284
Post more cute dota pics.

>direct invite system

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>>147350380

>>147348193
Do you rush Midas or build brown+aquilla in lane? I've found that AW's fragility easily loses himself lanes if rotations don't happen.

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>>147350380

>>147350374
everyone that didn't virtue signal about Brexit like a faggot.

so Merlini and GrandGrant atm

>>147350476
>Lina and batrider
Why would a literal 10/10 be with a frog?

>>147347771
Phase-soulring-armlet-MoM-Daedalus-Basher
Wisp

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>>147350380
I want to Abuse that bear.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID CUBS I DIDNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT THEM BEFORE I MET YOU BUT NOW I'LL MAKE SURE TO SQUISH IN THEIR SNOUTS AND MUTILATE THEIR BALLS YOU URSINE FUCK

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>>147350563
What do you think of Beesa, the carry.

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>>147350380

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>>147350681
gotchu senpai

>>147350374
ChiLongQua desu

>>147350754
>"Spare my cubs... I beg of you."
>they weren't spared

>>147350715
which picture is with makeup?

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>>147350681
That's from Kaiji right?

S3 NEVER

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>>147350380

>>147350754
Why are clockwork and Sven raping a bear in the jungle?

>>147350754
i dont get it what hole is clock fugging

>>147350908
I think the bottom one.

>>147351104
The one he made

chesire no mercy

>>147351104
Yours!

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>>147351223

>not banning riki

>>147351492
brah there are so many heroes worth banning right now

>>147351492
>ban x
>enemy team picks y
>fuck
Every time

>losing with timber to tier9000 teams
is liquid over or are they just hiding strats?

get fucked liquid fangays

get russian'd upon

>EG drops from Nanyang
>Secret drops from Nanyang

>EG not at Summit 5
>Secret not at Summit 5

whats even the point of those tournaments right now

what if fury swipes worked on buildings

>>147351907
matumbaman pre-tilted himself by opening his goypendium among other things

you won't see kuTHROWky picking mirana again

>>147343024
tell him top play mirana or pudge he's clearly a PRO MLG headshot machine in CSGO

Why is Puppey allowed to make Elder Titan meta at-will? Every time this piece of shit becomes first-pick-first-ban it's because of him. And then it turns out to be useless against whatever OG run without even adapting, because it's a niche hero not a general-purpose hero.

>>147352065
>EG and Secret once again NOT PLAYING IN OFFICIALS

Who is ready to see history repeat and see them BTFO in TI?

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Who is the most c o m p l e x hero in dota2?

>>147352775
Viper

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>>147352650

>>147352775
Visage

>>147352775

Io, nobody can understnd him

>Drow Aura for Medusa alone
Why not make a good hero better instead of a bad hero barely up to par?

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WHERE IS THE GRANDGRANT MEME STREAM!

>>147352065
im sick of secret and EG not playing tournies as well but

>100k prizepool tournament
>2 weeks before 20 million prizepool tournament

lmfao

>>147353050
>implying #1 best top waifu hero is bad

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>>147353050
Stop trying to question waifupickers

>>147353086
HOW MANY SCOOPS?

can you stop worrying about some losers and just play the game yourself

>>147353086
Why would I want that?

Next battle pass, there should be a questline for supports

The quests from this times battle pass are sometimes just not possible for those who mostly play support. Hitting certain item timings is much tougher when you're not lasthitting and buying wards. For the next battle pass, Valve should add more quests like the deward one, and make one questline entirely for supporting. The game is simply too hard to win when you have 5 cores on your team rushing Silver Edge or Bloodstone first item.

>>147353231
>can you stop making your slaves work in the asbestos mines and mine some of the carcinogenic Satan's ballsack hair yourself?

>solo queue
>pick wraith king because i want to play him
>instant am counter pick
>invoker with ques wex
>axe and am go on offlane against me
>we have 4 int heroes on top of me
>this is a 2k normal match on 10 pm

thank fucking god someone abandoned

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>>147353270
I feel like they did a pretty good job making quests varied, but honestly they should do away with buy X item by Y time quests entirely. Or maybe just remove quests entirely since the whole thing is dumb and not worth the time/effort because they give so few battle points.

>>147353186
COME ON

GOD DAMNIT

>>147352650
what are you talking about

literally gained popularity in NA first and then bursted in popularity in qualifiers

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>need literally one game so I can be a 3k scrublord and leave this game
>forced 50 has been hiding in the shadows, waiting for this moment
Fuck my shit up lads.

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>>147353556

>>147353556
that's when you play roaming support WK instead of carry

also if you get aghs your ult always goes off

>>147354652
all the people i stack with are ebin memers that can't seperate memes and this one hour of playing dota aka video games in your free time

>Medusa daily challenge
>other team picks TB
>TB has ebin master plan, he'll drop to 400 hp jungling and then sunder me + dagon
>stand in one spot, turn on mask of madness, turn off split shot, delete him

You can't sunder mana.

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save me from this trench

>>147355526
>mask of badness

>>147355680
well fuck.

he has a 4-4-1 skill build

What lifesteal stacks with skadi again

>>147356126
all

>>147356126
none of it

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>>147356170
>>147356208
/d2g/...

>>147356170
>>147356208
Guys?

I haven't seen winter wyvern in 50 games now, what happened?

>>147356406
she can't fight while she's pregnant

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>>147348080
>this heavy of vignetting

>>147356308
>>147356306

what this guy said
>>147356170
>>147356126

>>147356506
Oh, when will she get back from her maternity leave?

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>>147354693
>firstpick roaming support WK
>"watch this guys they'll all try to counterpick me"
>they all counterpick me
>"haha they counterpicked a support WK"
>my team picks two supports and tells me to go to safelane

>>147354693
>also if you get aghs your ult always goes off

whoa i didnt know this, so aghs on WK core against QW voker and mangina?

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Why are you so buttdevastated dotards?

>>147357079
I thought it only gave you a short window to scrape up enough mana
You're invulnerable in that state though I think so they can't keep attacking you iirc, don't remember since I got reported the last time I bought aghs on WK

>>147357523
the only time i bought aghs on wk was when he didn't even have the upgrade because i wanted to show off when i got megacreeps

>>147357079
wait, I checked it just now

they changed it, you used to get your mana back and revive at the end of it, now you need to eat a mango/arcanes etc

>>147357517
icelands losing, its bad for the memes

>>147357764
>>147357523

can you have your mana burnt in wraith form?

>>147355685
desu senpai it's good shit at this mmr, not being able to prioritize medusa means teams go full retard if you don't let them draft mana drainers

I'll drop that shit (and medusa) like it's hot if I have to.

>>147357880
if you're white, you need to stop embarrassing yourself by using ebonics

>>147343024
>Patrick Swayze's Ghost
I'm fucked

>>147336092
Phoenix, I hate fish

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>>147357731
It's F U N

>>147358146
Isn't Slark an amphibian tho

>>147342479
clinkz and magnus raping lina and CM?

>Hit find match
>At loading screen which has a picture of BH with his abs showing
>Damn that's some nice fucking abs mane
Is dota making me gay.

>>147358561
no, mlp:fim fanfiction

>>147344794
I always ward runes and cross the river do be a dumbass and ward their jungle

>>147352774
>Who is ready to see history repeat and EG wins TI again?

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>always hear d2g bitching about slark
>see this
doturds?

>>147348080
but I do have a gf...

>>147358940
truth be told there are no "super op" heros anymore

troll and sniper era was the last of it

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Hey do you retard carry players recognize when your badness loses games? When you have 3x the deaths of all your teammates despite being a pos1 and your BKB is at 9 sec because you never fucking use it, do you look at your 6-17-3 score and think "gosh why on earth are we losing, we had such a good early game"
When you see three wards up on the map and choose to farm in the one place that is totally fucking dark and get dogpiled, does the radical thought pass fleetingly through your atrophied brain that maybe, just maybe, you're the reason your team is losing? When you choose to die right in front of the T3s because who needs highground defense and then you don't buyback as they're taking a lane of rax, does it occur to you that you're absolutely shit and should uninstall dota 2 immediately? just curious

>>147359494
t. assblasted cuckport

>>147357783
meme magic has run out

trump has no chance anymore

>>147359270
>arc warden

>>147359494
Happened today, so at least there are people that can recognize their shittiness.

t. Slark who was 0-4-0 by 10 mins, and lvl 6 with brown boots and belt

Chotto matte?

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>>147359753

>>147359494
happened yesterday, I had the most deaths on the team. we still won tho

WHY ARE THERE

SNIPER SOUNDS

IN THIS PR VS LIQUID GAME

???

>>147359734
If a carry never gets off the ground because game is hard, that's understandable
If they get freefarm and all the space they could ever want and they just make stupid decision after stupid decision and feed relentlessly that's way different

>>147357517
What's wrong with her toes?

>riki every game.
thank doturds.

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i hate this game so much