IT WAS ME, GERALT! Edition
Standalone Gwent is announced!
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Blood & Wine and patch 1.22 is released!
New Region trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEJT5XRftOU
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Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
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Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
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>Console Commands Currently broken
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>Where do I find Gwent cards?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
http://www.gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
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>Redirect to the current thread
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Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E
Previous thread: >>147074168
>>147261742
Reminder that Gwent is an ancient pasttime its rules were set ages ago.And Nilfgaard is not canon.
Second for oh shit roach what are you doing?
>>147261950
Wise dwarfposter
Ciri is pure!
What does Yennefer of Corvo Bianco smell like?
>>147262184
Dettlaff
>>147262184
sweat because her autism dictates that her clothes always stick to a single color scheme
do it for her
>>147261950
How long ago? Two years?
>>147262330
But she bought a new dress
>>147262363
Kill yourself
Shani is perfection.
>>147262568
Fuck off, dumb spammer
why the fuck are the materials for grandmaster armor so fucking expensive by the time I have the money to get a full set I'd have finished every quest in the game
So there's going to be a game based on Ciri and her adventures as an amateur Witcher right?
>>147262389
proofs
>>147262712
No more Witcher games ever
Does the Chort farming in White Orchard no longer work?
>>147262502
no papa
>>147262712
no
>>147262656
>doing quests for money
Go kill bandits, pick up their shitty weapons, sell them for lods of emone
>>147262645
>>147262749
>>147262816
Really? I figured they'd revisit it in 20 years when they finish cyberpunk.
>>147262724
It's on display in the upstairs bedroom :3
>>147262830
>pick up their shitty weapons, sell them for lods of emone
>5 crowns per sword
>loads of emone
>>147262856
>/wtc will never gangbang Yennefer
jdimsa
do it for :3
>>147262975
Sell them to blacksmiths you fucking faggot autist
>>147262380
Dont question gwent.
>>147263381
I have three relic swords with three greater runestones in each on me right now, you fucking faggot.
They go for 80 to 250 crowns with blacksmith.
I'm not even going to bother chasing bandits to find out how much will I get for a shitty Velen sword or rusty hatchet for fuck's sake...
im doing keiras quest right now, how long is the fucking dungeon?
This is getting annoying
nth for the Great Sun
>>147265520
breddy gud
but the skirt seem a bit too plain to me
emhyr's dress is much more ornate
>>147265520
nth for "He or she who conceals a mage shall burn alongside them in the Eternal Fire."
>>147264545
the whole game is like that
you will get 90 hours out of it even just by questing while ignoring points of interest
>>147265873
Women are supposed to be plain during that time
>inb4 it's the 13th century
I'm going to sexually assault Ciri right in front of Yennefer
>>147265520
Me on the left
>>147266503
>Women are supposed to be plain during that time
don't even need to show you sorceresses, this will suffice
>>147267073
How could you say yes to him? ;_;
>>147266503
You're calling this plain?
>>147267073
succ me
poisoned blades or heightened tolerance?
>God damn it another fucking faggy Dandelion quest with plays and shi-OH MY GOD!
>>147269394
Yea, that shit was pretty fucking real.
>>147269394
>>147269547
That quest actually confused me.
Fag calls himself a high vampire, then turns into a shitty Katakan that can be put down with a sword.
>>147270336
Different types of higher vampires.
Regis and Detlaff are one of the high tier ones. The morgue one is one of the lesser High ones.
>>147269052
heightened tolerance. poisoned blades is meh.
Should I read the last wish before the main 5?
>>147269052
left - fuck
middle - marry
right - kill
Ciri, did you steal my shampoo?
>imagining Iris suffering
>tfw no Iris waifu
>>147270336
I like to think that every mid-tier vampire thinks they're "higher" just because they can talk and aren't feral beasts most of the time.
>>147271312
So am I retarded or something but can someone explain to meWas it him wishing 'to live like there is no tomorrow' what made him stop loving Iris?I mean it wasnt exactly that clear to me, but I didnt talk to him a lot. Think its kind of weird to somehow twist his words that way.
>>147271114
reminds me of the kankers
>>147271312
>there are people in this thread who didn't take the rose
>>147271162
it's not like I wanted to sleep tonight...
I'm going to steal Yennefer's genitals and repopulate the earth
>>147271657
>wanting Iris to continue to suffer
no bros of mine
I think I'm in love
>>147272603
Ciri please ;_;
>>147272603
I've never heard Charles Dance outside of W3.
Does he speak as if he had a cock in his mouth all the time, or was this just to show the man is trying to speak foreign language?
>>147273451
Is Nilfgaard even his first language since he spent years in the north?
>>147273451
>cock in his mouth
I bet you talk like you have a cock in your mouth all the time faggot. Charles Dance's voice is one of the GOAT
>Only heard of him in w3
Dude has been in tv/film. go outside.
>>147273772
>tv/film.
>outside
Probably not the best example for outside m8.
>>147273772
You might have ear cancer, better get that checked.
I'm far from being the authority on logopedics not even an anglo to tell the truth, but guy seriously sounds like he has actual trouble talking.
That's why I wanted to know if it was just to emphasize that common wasn't his native tongue.
>>147273451
You don't watch Game of Thrones?
>>147273451
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47MazYDnmaU
Are you fucking autistic?
>>147274326
I don't watch TV in general.
I know the premise, people talk about it all the time, but it didn't really hook me up.
Yennefer's breast milk taste like ________
>>147273451
>I've never heard Charles Dance outside of W3.
Neither most GOT fans, but that doesn't affect the quality of his voice acting.
>>147273231
You have to admit, her papa is pretty hot
>>147275660
Roche is the hottest to me.
>>147275660
>She has returned, Geralt... After all these years...
>Are you sure it's her?
>Yes... and she is in danger. Witnesses claim the Wild Hunt follows her. You must find her.
>And when I do, what then?
>I shall give her what she deserves.
What did he mean by this?
>>147274840
>Watching tv
>Not simply watching a stream or downloading it
Stay out of the loop then i guess. Charles Dance's performance was the best thing in GoT.
>>147276174
Him and the Hound are the best actors in that, although lately D&D have been fucking with it.
Radovid is 3 years younger than Ciri
Let that sink in
>>147276524
wonder why they made him look 30
Google didn't provide.
Has anyone experienced clearing all objectives of a quest (scavenger hunt in this case) but it didn't complete? It's really irritating.
>>147276074
His dick and his throne.
>>147276701
Probably to make the whole madness angle seem more plausible.
>>147276701
to better represent his slavic genes
>>147276524
Being the one to reign kills the man inside.
>>147276701
Haven't you heard the saying 30's is the new 20's?
>>147278064
yeah
What kind of skills will Ciri have in TW4?
Friends I'm starting the Witcher 3 for the first time. I'm very excited
Can someone help me with this b&w quest, big game hunter. I killed the centipede but now the count is just running in circles. I have no idea how to progress.
>>147281208
Hopefully she'll get stuck in another world unbeknownst to Geralt.
>>147281671
>tfw I'll finish W2 in (hopefully) a few days
>tfw I'll start W3 with all expansions after
Goodbye 2016, it was nice to know you!
Does killing Keira have any significant consequences further down the line?
Alright just finished books. Can someone tell me what exactly happened with the unicorn at the end there? Can someone also tell me why Ciri bitched out and left Cahir behind? The two of them together could have totally won that fight.
>>147286739
are you a mary sue?
>>147286739
will you be my gf?
>>147287538
>>147287568
Fucking Lambert
FCR2 seems to not work with Witcher 2 version 3.4, what's the deal?
>>147286739
can I take you as my concubine and make you plop out my elder blood children every 9 months?
>>147286739
Is Dettlaff a good guy / the lesser evil when it comes down to it?
>>147288945
>5
I mean, well I guess
>>147287109
Both Cahir and Ciri had no chance against Bonhart in a 2v1, also there was a wounded angouleme in the situation, Ciri got very lucky in her fight against Bonhart even if she had an advantage because she trained on the pendulum years before.
As for the unicorn crap, basically that fucking unicorn popped out of nowhere and let Ciri draw some magical power from him to heal Geralt, and the Isle of Avalon is a mythical place from the Legend of King Arthur where Arthur was healed in after he was injured in a battle, so the place must be some weird ass place between the realm of the living and the dead, could help with recovery or some shit.
Then Ciri took off so the Wild Hunt would not detect the place, but considering it was named the Isle of Avallach in Witcher 2, Avallach must have betrayed the location of the place to Eredin, then the whole Wild Hunt/Geralt thing happened.
Then Ciri fucked off to Camelot, possibly was attacked by the Wild Hunt later, then she started teleporting between space and time with the Wild Hunt at her tail.
Or you can just say Ciri was bullshitting Galahad and both Geralt and Yennefer died.
How do I fix this?
This is fucking up my whole W3 experience.
Everywhere I go in Novigrad shadows are popping in or out, and little things like building details pop in just after 15 feet.
I've got a 8310 and a 970, this shouldn't be happening unless it's the game itself.
Any help or tweaks would be great.
>>147264470
What level are you? By the time you can actually wear Grandmaster gear their shitty Velen swords should be going for 150-250g each
Ok I'm done with the Witcher series, played all games, now where is muh cyberpunk any news or just another delay until next year?
>>147291223
>2016
>not vowing on the heron
is seriously hope you guys dont do this
>>147292019
Read the books.
>>147292019
cyberpunk is not coming til 2019 m8
>>147291223
What does he say if he swears on his lady if itold both of them to fuck off?
>>147292979
Fug
>>147292881
Well guess there is that too, gonna check the bookstore next week.
>>147293445
Just check the OP, the official translations aren't really worth the money and they haven't even finished despite releasing The Last Wish nine years ago.
>>147276524
Hanging witches gets to you obviously.
This game's performance is really weird. I have it completely maxed out with Hairworks turned on for everyone, and when I'm in towns and running around outside I get 100+ FPS consistently. The moment a cutscene plays and it gets closer to Geralt's face, the framerate dips into the 50s. I ran up next to a wall and positioned the camera so it was right next to Geralt's face and my FPS went from 133 to 51.
What gives? Is this from Hairworks or something else? I have a 1080, so I figured it would eat this game for breakfast.
I feel like the first game had the best equipment system, where you only replaced things a handful of times the entire game. The variety in 3 was nice, but it was mostly useless noise. The armors looked like a colorblind person's pajamas and the standard swords were rarely good enough to stray from witcher gear, I don't think I used a non-witcher weapon from getting the Griffin sword until Heart of Stone
Are there any essential mods?
I've been looking into it since I'm starting the barons quest and i don't want to do the Ciri bath scene clothed.
I figure i might as well get other shit installed as well.
>>147281208
>The Witcher 4
>implying
>>147296812
it will happen
>>147286739
Is it Lambert's fault?
ded
>>147262184
Lilac and gooseberries :3
>>147298952
And it will have fuck all to do with Ciri, let alone have her as the protagonist.
>>147286739
Will Yennefer ever love me;_;
>>147305267
Time to kys myself
>>147295031
>he fell for the goyworks meme
>>147304904
HAHAHAHAHA no
Blood and Wine's story isn't so good, but Toussaint is great, it's like the polar opposite of Velen.
>>147305875
ciri really needs to suck my cock
>>147295849
not really. I would also say nude ciri is a must because her being clothed in a fucking sauna makes absolutely no sense.
About to start up Witcher 2. What are the most have mods for it? I know that the Dev made a huge update mod for it, too. Is that good?
>>147295347
Witcher gear is just going to be the best because of how good the bonuses are and they should be since they take a ton of materials to make.
The armors would look fine/better if you at least got matching shit. most of the time it reminded me of leveling in TBC. Thankfully you can simply buy the Nilf armor and use it at level 10 which lasts you until you make your first witcher set.
>>147307581
Only must have mod I can think off the top of my head is this http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher2/mods/649/?
No idea what polack thought having that stupid effect and sound being played over and over was going to be cool or a good idea, but fuck that nigger.
Besides that. Play it on the hardest difficulty and go with Iorveth for best story. Though honestly both are good. Make a save before deciding what path to go on at the end of act 1.
>>147307939
Iorveth is an obnoxious faggot and Geralt would never willingly ally with him, but Saskia is pretty based.
>>147307581
Also forgot to say I went with the weight mod and 2 talents per level mod. Weight one should be obvious because its really tedious in tw2, but the talent one I feel is almost necessary.
>>147307939
Thanks!
>>147308247
Why 2 Talents per level? This is literally the first time I've started this stuff up.
>>147308325
Just more flexibility. If you keep it un modded think youll only fill out 1 tree and have a few left over by the time youre at the end of the game. Theres a 3x per level mod and that lets you grab every talent by the end but i find that excessive.
The mod wont break the game by making it easier mind you.
post
>yfwWE ENTER THE FRAY
Reading the books, can someone explain to me if Djikstra was behind Esterad's assassination?
>>147309182
I don't recall coming to that conclusion, but the translations are so dicey I have to admit some stuff was lost on me.
>tfw once i finish b&w there wont be anymore geralt adventures for me to enjoy
Pretty depressing honestly. Really enjoy the setting. Hope cyberpunk isnt shit and released soon or at least before im fucking 30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGsUUuTibHU
lambert confirmed for fucking yen as well
>>147309491
It's really fucking confusing. Official translation says Djikstra was listening for the footsteps of the assassins but other than diednt conclude that he was behind it, on the other hand it makes a lot of sense that he would be. And of course the wiki descriptions for both characters don't say anything about it.
>>147307554
>clothed
assuming you chose 'no towel' she should be wearing underwear. her torso is wrapped in bandages because she just got severely wounded before landing in skellige. had she not been injured she probably would've went topless just like the other women.
>>147309620
>Thanks, Yen
Truly a cuck
I'm re-reading the books, while I always figured Dandelion has known Geralt longer than any other character aside from the Wolf School witchers, I think that technically goes to Emhyr and Crach, given the timeline. While it's possible for Dandelion to have been a famous bard in his teens or well into his 40's in the games, I find it unlikely. Still, I wish more had been made of his friendship with Geralt, he's not really elevated over anybody despite being the guy's oldest and closest friend.
>>147309831
The translations are fucking bush league, there's hardly any difference in quality between the official and fan versions.
>>147286739
Is Bear school better than those wolf fags?
>>147311338
Bear School is fanfic-tier
>>147309182
>>147309831
The Djikstra scene was Philippa sending assassins after him
It was supposed to be ironic because both men talked about watching their backs and both got ambushed soon after that
Is there any reason for me to spend a couple of hours uncovering all this shit considering all loot in this game is bad compared to witcher gear?
I dont want to spend all this time sailing that shitty boat, crossbowing harpies and diving down to find some silver ores and twine.
>>147311465
Just do them if you need money. They level, so if you leave them alone the stuff will eventually become valuable.
>>147311465
No. I did them with teleporting cheat, and even then it wasn't worthy of the time
who should i make rule the north? roache and his fellas?
>>147312845
anon, I...
>>147283526
The Catriona plague does not get cured.
Who should i sell jewels and precious metals too?
Everyone offers like 6g for gold rings and like 50 for flawless rubies and sapphires but the game says their value is like 300g. Someone most offer at least a third of that.
>>147313778
will she go to Radovid if I send her to Kaer Morhen but don't take the notes from her?
What does Ciri's tears taste like?
>>147315228
cum
doing the now or never quest fails anything?
>>147315358
yes
It doesn't fail a quest but it does fail something that you'll learn in the next chapter
I'm going to breed Ciri so hard that Elder blood turns into black blood
>>147315604
like?
>>147315790
you can't get zoltan's help
>>147315790
Do you want me to give spoiler? You know that by now or never quests you're helping mages escape right? So, when mages escape witch hunters target some other group
Also I think I missed a thing. Did you do the quest Rad give to you about Philippa? You can give an item you found during that quest to Triss, which you have to do before now or never. There are also 2 other quest items you can give to Triss but you can do them after anyway so they're not really important.
>>147315976
You can also give the crystal to Yennefer. I like that more.
>>147315976
you can spoil it, this is my 2nd playthrough
>>147316041
You can? I didn't know that, is there any difference?
>>147316521
It doesn't effect the quest in any way but I like Yennefer's dialogue a lot more. Triss is just muh Philippa and how you can't allow Rad to hurt her
does going to kear Morhean set off the endgame or can i still go back and for between places?
I know it cancels some side missions but i have none left anyway but i have witcher contracts and treasure hunts still.
>>147317058
it cancels one witcher contract
>>147317297
If it's the Letho one then my game was bugged and i already didn't get him.
>>147317609
nah the Lambert one, though I'm not sure was that a witcher contract or a side quest
>>147317771
yeah thats a sidequest and i knew about it and did it.
Still assblasted i didn't get Letho on reardon manor though.
Is it possible to go to Kaer Morhen before Ugly Baby? I never tried because their wasn't a fast travel point but is there another way?
>>147318187
What are you even planning to do there? That place is empty as hell
>>147288650
Okay, I spent a few hours trying different suggestions on the net but it finally ran after installing FCR2 with English system locale instead of Japanese.
>>147318315
Nothing, while I was collecting the school of the wolf armor diagrams I just started thinking that you wouldn't be able to get the base set until well after its useful.
>Ciri got engaged to Hjalmar when she was "almost 15"
>got her first period when she was already living at Kaer Morhen for some time
So how old was she when she started living with Geralt?
>>147318886
She was 17 when Geralt died
>>147318941
So Yen and Geralt were her "parents" for only 2 years? What's up with her child model in the game then?
>>147314539
If you send her to Kaer Morhen she does not go to Radovid if she does go to him he burns her at the stake
>>147319041
Let's clear up the confusion.
Geralt and Ciri first met in 1262 when she was 11 and lost in Brokilon. He didn't take her with him, but left her with Ermion, who took her back home.
They reunite again some time after slaughter of Cintra in 1263, when she's 12.
He takes her to Kaer Morhen right afterwards, and they are more or less constantly together until late 1267, when she's 16.
>>147316862
Based
>>147290676
In so far as the magic of the unicorns and the aen elle seems to revolve around death and life, the isle of Avalon (the isle of the dead) or the isle of Mists (between life and death) make most sense.
>>147319984
Then how the fuck did she get engaged to Hjalmar when she was 15
>>147320363
There is no fucking way she did, Cintra was razed when she was 12.
She was already living at Kaer Morhen when she was 15.
>>147320452
>‘Betrothed?’
>‘Didn’t you know about that? You know so much, but not that? She visited him when he was lying in bed recovering after his famous leap. She read to him, told him stories, held his little hand ... And when someone entered the chamber, they both blushed like poppies. Well, finally Hjalmar informed me they were betrothed. I almost had an attack of apoplexy. I’ll teach you, you rascal, I’ll give you a betrothal, but with a rawhide whip! And I was a bit anxious, for I’d seen that the Lion Cub was hot-headed, that everything about her was reckless, for she was a daredevil, not to say a little maniac ... Fortunately Hjalmar was covered in splints and bandages, so they couldn’t do anything stupid ...’
>‘How old were they then?’ ‘He was fifteen, she almost fifteen.’
From The Tower of the Swallow
>>147320627
Andrew drank too much vodka
>>147320627
I was "almost 18" when I was 14 and wanted to buy cigarettes as well LMAO
>>147320627
Remember that time Ciri wanted to fuck Eredin? Good times.
What did they mean by this?
>>147320910
It's Crach talking, not Ciri
>>147320956
Crach has a shit memory then.
Or maybe being 3 years off fits his definition of almost.
>>147321146
Or maybe the books are just poorly written
Cannot decide which is worse - this, or Papa Emhyr.
Why is this scene bad?
1. It looks as if a father is giving their daughter away - and I could not get it out of my head. Especially given that the blasted necklace is probably Avallac'h's gift to Lara, or in some other way related to the relationship between the two elves.
2. It kind of refers back to the Baron-Tamara/Geralt-Ciri analogy. Baron asked Geralt to give Tamara the doll he had made her (a token of 'where she truly belongs'); but Tamara rejects it, seeing it as the yoke of her past. The doll's name was Clara by the way.
In the lab, Geralt can give Ciri a token that most likely belonged to her ancestor - mind the name, Lara.
As that particular decision contributes towards the bad ending I'd guess Geralt is herein pulling a Baron, eventually leading to Ciri leaving him and this world.
>>147321221
This. She was 11 or twelve, at most (in between the brokilon affair and the massacre of cintra). Old enough to have a childhood crush.
>>147291096
Yeah those red arrows look pretty annoying. Hope you can get rid of them.
papa
>>147323421
Who's the woman on the left?
>>147323460
Sylvia
Yennefer's womb is _______
>>147323810
BARREN!
>>147324221
Delete this lie ;_;
>>147324221
>>147324221
Just the way its meant to be for mages.
>>147324475
Who she?
>>147323460
Syanna, Iris and Ciri
>>147324812
>Who she?
I have no idea, I saved it from here.
Why would one slather fox tallow on Ciri's breast before throwing her into a sauna?
>>147324714
Back to grave Rad
>>147325062
So you can have a peek
syanna is shit!!!
>>147324714
>Hated politics
>Cared for the common people
>Wanted to restrain magic for the safety of everyone
>Consoled suicidal hunchback sorceress apprentices
RIP Tissaia.
>>147325246
He did literally nothing wrong and Mages are basically mooslims.
In the last game mages conspired to basically take over the world so he's like fuck this gas them all. Meanwhile all the mages are hiding in novigrad complaining bout dindu nuffin we good mages.
Even Yennefer permanently destroys 2 magical places of worship in Skellige.
I want to playe!
I want fuck almost every woman there.
Mod for fucking every woman when?
>>147326247
loverslab
>>147326278
Nothing there
I'm bored.
Wanted to draw Geralt but ended up with Lara's direct lineage.
Where the fuck did Alvin come from?
>>147326556
Pretty sure there are plenty of mods there that let you fuck all women
You'll need to boot up an Elder Scrolls game instead of a Witchman game, though
>>147326668
But i want from witcher not elder scrolls
>>147326773
Let us have this series. Go fuck in Elder Scrolls
>>147326773
Then you're playing the wrong game
>>147326817
>>147326884
Fags like you are the reson why Geralt went from pussy slaying Ash Ketchum of promiscuity to pussy whipped fuckboi stuck between two cunts...
>>147327029
No, CDPR just made him more true to his book self
You should read the books and get to know Geralt better
>>147327058
Go fuck yourself with the books, I've read them.
He was always a manwhore.
>>147327113
>He was always a manwhore.
Seems to me that you haven't actually read the books.
So are there any mods yet that add more diversity to the game?
>>147327240
Dumb Euroshit, you don't need to read the books to understand Geralt.
where the fuck can i get a doppler mutagen without being a dick?
im doing the one that the fish merchant setup but its obviously bad to kill that one
>>147327348
we wuz gwents n shiet
>>147327240
Geralt fucked at least 10 NAMED characters throughout the books, some of them multiple times.
Throw in an unnamed Driad and gods know how many prostitutes and random village girl.
You read the books again fgt.
>>147327348
Damn, Geralt got BLACKED by Yennefer
>>147327113
Whenever he's together with Yennefer he's not whoring himself.
>>147327536
He was regarded as a human dildo because he's sterile and can't carry STDs which he didn't like because Geralt wants to be a real human being
He didn't visit brothels or really sleep with anyone at all when he was doing something important to him which he also just so happens to be doing in the two last games
You need to read the books and pay attention to Geralt and how he is as a character for once
>>147327761
>Geralt wants to be a real human being
Now you're just talking out of your ass
whole fucking premise of the franchise is that humans are the worst monsters of all.
>>147327348
What does Amadi Yennefer smell like?
I have a question.
Is there any way to go inside devil's pit caves?
I used free camera mod and i found some weird objects but every door is locked
>>147327958
lilac and watermelons
>>147327870
Geralt doesn't like the fact that he and others are discriminated against but he rarely does more than just whine about it because the world won't let him do what he thinks is right because the world is a bad place
>>147328102
Marcin said it was related to the expansions but it seems they lied
>>147328102
Also this is there too
The fuck is that?
bookfags should all kill themselves tbqhwyf
>>147328397
Why? The games are based on the books which happens before the games you fucktard.
>>147327536
Note how that was over the span of two decades. He also actually cares for most of them (or wants to care at least) and doesn't cheat on any current relationships. We have a enough extra romances in the game and even those make sense only if yen and triss are out of the picture.
>>147286739
Is yen the best waifu?
>>147286739
Is Vesemir's death your fault?
>>147328542
Because bookfags constantly spout read the books like it makes them correct or justifies them acting retarded.
>>147329538
Don't be wrong then and read the books
>>147329606
I have read the books. Constantly telling people to read the books is just annoying though and helps nobody.
Henselt and Dethmold were my favourite characters in the series, was sad when learned they didn't return in TW3. I even had a save game where I let both of them live, was hyped to import it to TW3
Like, what's the point of playing a witcher game without Dethmold
>"TW3 will have 36 alternate endings"
>16 hours of mocap for sex scenes
>"there will be no graphical downgrade"
Why has everyone forgotten about CDPR's lies?
>>147328102
Holy shit this cave is fucking scary
>>147330073
All true except the last.
should i save that fucker burning on the stake in front of novigrad who tried to hit on my waifu triss and then called her names?
>none of the expansions were set in Kovir.
How did they end the series without touching on the wealthiest and most interesting country.
>>147330923
>end the series
>>147331001
Witcher 3 was last game.
>>147331001
> Fucking LaCroix
> Fucking Ventrues
And fucking Brujah Dettlaff
>>147330578
You can save him?
>>147331080
>Witcher 3 was last game.Didn't they said it was the end of Geralt's adventure? IIRC, they said nothing about being the last game in witcher universe. AFAIK the first planned game was where you created your own witcher RPG, the might try a game of this style
Help me come up with names for random bumfuck villages if you're bored.
>>147331172
yeah if you try to aard the flames the guards attack you
once they are dead he gets saved
Why is Lambert so salty and edgy?
Would he rather have been a pauper with his dumbass dad and shoveled shit for a living instead of being a highly employable super soldier?
>>147331969
Muh choice I never had et cetera et cetera.
Also he seems to genuinely feel sorry for all those kids who didn't make it, and those who died shortly after leaving Kaer Morhen.
Have you been to old bastion? Shit really was brutal.
Geralt and Vesemir training Ciri look like fucking pussies compared to what instructors treated kids in the past.
>>147331786
The fucking technology in these games I swear to god.
>>147331786
Oh, wow. Really?
I've seen him die twice. I'l l try it the next time.
Also, his corpse stays there for a long time, right?
I have this bug where my xp is 160000/0 at level 88 and I can't level up after 1.22. is this a common occurrence?
>>147332304
I didn't even know who it was. I just remember last playthrough thinking where is the guy who usually burns in front of Novigrad.
>>147332304
no idea, i didn't know you could save him either
i just heard him ratting me out and it was weird that the stake wasnt burning already
so i tried aard on it, guards attacked me, i killed them and there was a short cutscene him apologizing for acting like a dickhead back then at the vegelbud place with triss
>>147332738
If you rescue him before rescuing the mages he goes with them
Just finished B&W and the whole awesome m night shyamalan future setting of the night to remember trailer finally clicked... except for one thing.
Orianna is a higher vampire right? How did Geralt kill her in the barn, like some common bruxa?
Why do people keep saying witcher 3 will be the last game as it were a fact? Read the fucking news, faggots.
>>147335397
people here act ironically hopeless and assume the worst
you have to be autistic not to realize this
>>147335397
It's a fact that witcher 3 will be the last game, faggot.
>>147334260
because higher vampire is a shitty umbrella term
that's why I call things like Regis and Detlaff HIGH Vampires
"Many experts include alps, mulas, katakans, bruxae, and nekurats as members of this group. These species indeed possess several unique traits not shared by their lesser cousins, and thus are commonly called higher vampires. They are resistant to sunlight and most can mask their true natures and pretend to be human, which aids them in hunting or evading pursuit. Many are also capable of transformation and possess telepathic powers, making them formidable foes. Despite all these abilities, however, they are not true higher vampires."
>>147335913
Yeah, but orianna is obviously a higher high vampire.
Would a common bruxa know how to contact the unseen elder?
>>147336602
she could contact my unseen elder if you know what i mean
>>147335397
The thought of playing as Ciri horrifies them, so they deny the truth.
Jutta is ____
I'm 24 hours in.
will the combat system ever be fun?
I played all 3 games.
TW1 can be played with literally one mouse connected to the PC, I found that appealing. The combat is kinda fun.
TW2 Combat is stupid but at least it's somewhat challenging. I even completed it 3 times just to explore all main skill trees.
TW3 normal mode. Barely any tactics involved. I use igni plus quick attacks. Crossbow is good, I found it useful underwater too. But in 24 hours literally couldn't make any different bolts due to the stupid crafting system.
Alchemy is absolute shit. I picked up tons of ingredients and recipes, still I can count on one hand how many basic potions I was able to concoct after 24 fucking hours...
Is there a fun build or something?
>>147339610
No, and by the time you reach level 15 nothing will ever be a challenge and you will forktails and trolls just as easily as nekkers and thats with enemy scaling turned on.
>>147339610
Death march, faggot
>>147339001
game ciri is a shitty character though so their fears are justified
>>147339596
Yennefer in disguise
What does ________ smell like?
>>147341446
STALE MEMES
>>147341574
frogposters and incestposters?
>>147341446
Yennefer
>>147341446
my feet
Ciri loves to ____ men
>>147341930
watch WWE with
>>147341930
reject
FUCK I HATE MORKVARG's VOICE
>>147342294
GRRRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH WHAT............. IS......... YOUR PROBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM WITH GR GRGGRGRGRGR IT?
>something as simple as armor dyes require high-end alchemy ingredients
Fuck off
>>147309182
No no, merely sapkowski was foreshadowing that both Esterad and Djikstra get ambushed with assassins, for feels' sake.
Phillipa was the one to send the assassins after Djikstra, Nilfgaard could have sent the assassins after Esterad, as Letho says in Witcher 2 he was supposed to be the first on the list of kings he had to kill, but did not have to eventually.
Should I play /the Witcher/ 1? (y/n)
>>147343249
Have you played 2 and 3 already?
>get 75 fucking mutagen drops
>only 2 red mutagens
GOD DAMN SLAV FUCKS
Avallach's magic training is truly exhausting
>>147343249
Only if you want to play a fun game
So why do you think CDPR decided that their game should have 3423985 different kinds of swords and armors but all of them are shit compared to the 4 witcher sets and therefore never to be used under any circumstances and also making all quest rewards complete shit?
>>147343747
Because then they can advertise the game as having a lot of loot
Is there a way to spawn a piece of gear at a certain level or do they all spawn at your current level no matter what?
>>147343747
It's just in case you sell the Witcher sets.
>>147343356
No.
>>147345062
Play 1, then 2, then read the books and then play 3 and then finish off with murder suicide
>>147345062
Just start with 3 unless you're NEET.
>>147344409
What exactly do you mean?
I've found lvl 25 swords when I was level 10.
>>147345470
I meant with the console.
Shani is ____
>>147346017
Best girl and only one with a working womb and non-manipulative personality,
>>147346017
an embryo
>>147346017ugly
>>147346113
Shanifag pls go and stay go
>>147346135
>geralt fucked that
>>147286739
Does Ciri want to hop on Emhyr's dick?
i tried to read the wiki but there are close to no information about schools besides cat and wolf
why
are they just in the game for the sake of the sets or somethign?
>>147343249
It's really bad at the beginning because you have to get used to the clunkiness and all the not so obvious mechanics but once you do it's an amazing game. I think the game is really focused on endgame and I found myself enjoying the second part of the game greatly.
>>147346361
yes
>>147343249
The gameplay is really rough, the voice acting is a bit bad, and it starts really fucking slow.
But be patient, then the glory of Witcher 1 will reveal itself to you, the atmosphere, the music, the locations, the story, the voice acting and the actual game becomes better as you play it.
Witcher 2 will be a disappointment to you after you finish Witcher 1, but it has better voice acting and graphics by far.
>>147346224
delete this
>>147346450
*I meant the voice acting and the actual game becomes better as you play more of the game, the other stuff are already god tier.
Why do archers keep shooting in the crowd whenever Geralt fights a group? Do they really think they are more likely to hit the one fast moving Witcher with enhanced reflexes rather than the 10 goons who have their back turned to them? Playing on Death March and whenever I get overwhelmed I just hop around and wait for the archers to weed the team out but I feel like this is really cheap.
>>147347137
I wish this would result in the bandit group to start whacking each other out of frustration...
>>147346450
>Witcher 2 will be a disappointment to you after you finish Witcher 1
I never heard anybody claim that. The opposite? Sure. But like this?
>>147347402
Most people like the first game more than the second
>>147346017
perfection.
>>147332216
Not that anon, but I don't know where Old Bastion is. I'm on another playthrough, just got to Skellige not too long ago.
>>147347931
Bastion is in Kaer Morhen area.
>>147348232
Thanks, anon. Once I get to Kaer Morhen I'll check it out.
>>147348232
are there maps like that for all zones?
>>147332216
That kid was train decades after Geralt, the instructor was just a dick.
>>147348678
Check out the number 2 on the map as well.
It's the cave where Malaspina and Alzur created first ever witchers, before the Wolf School was even set up.
>>147348964
yes
>>147348975
*trained
>>147349058
>that cave
Geralt was pretty fucking scary in there, the VA did a great job.
>>147349058
God damn, I did myself a disservice for skipping this stuff... I just did the basic story stuff in Kaer Morhen and moved on.
Yennefer's clean butt smells like _____
>>147347517
I'd post a [citation needed] line for that but I know there's no (quasi-)objective way of measuring this. I'm following the series since the first one (and finished playing the first one again a week ago) but I still don't see where are those people who'd claim the first superior / the second disappointment.
>>147349330
FORCED SHITTY MEMES
>>147349330
too much free time on your hands.
>>147349345
Not him, but I liked the first way more. While 2 isn't a bad game I had a problem with them taking a RPG and making it a straight action game, I didn't much care for the change in art direction either.
>>147346489
Shut the fuck up
>>147347402
Check all the "hardcore" witcher communities, almost all of them prefer the first one to the second, mostly because the second one was not a real Witcher game, an excellent RPG, sure, but not a real Witcher game.
There is a lot of politics in the Witcher books, but it never took center stage, although it was cool to see the politics of the world fleshed out in Witcher 2.
>>147349880
>politics of the world fleshed out in Witcher 2
How so? It wasn't anything especially new to me.
>>147348975
>decades
That kid was trained just before first razing of Kaer Morhen, which according to Triss happened "half a century before I was born" And Triss is at least half a century old by the time she says that.
No witchers were created ever since because Vesemir was the only instructor left after the attack and he was a fencing master and couldn't mutate people on his own.
A "century old" Geralt must have been a greenhorn fresh out on the path when it happened.
What's Yennefer's favorite color?
>>147349685
rude
>>147350556
Dettlaff
>tfw your little sister dies of old age while you still look like this
Thanks for reminding me just how fucking miserable Witcher's life is, CDPR!
>>147350556
Lilac and gooseberries
>>147350219
Geralt always avoided politics, but the events of Witcher 2 forced him to be in the middle of it all, so as Geralt, you got to see different sides battling it out, different ideas and agendas, also depending on your choices you could change the political climate of entire kingdoms, it took the center stage of the entire game.
Sure, the main "plot" was about Geralt getting back his memory, but everything else was all about the politics, almost none of the Witcher stuff was in the game itself.
It wasn't anything new in the sense that new kingdoms appeared out of nowhere (though one can depending on your choices) but the fact that Geralt sees it all and is forced to interact with it was new.
>>147350409
Then why is so much made of Lambert being younger than Eskel and Geralt? It would only be a few years at absolute most, and it's never implied that Lambert's "class" was the last.
>>147350970
Lambert trained in the same timeframe as Geralt and Eskel. Hell they reminiscence about kids they both knew when doing the Circle of Elements mission.
Which women you'd prefer to have sex with (not romance) in the enhanced edition?
http://forums.cdprojektred.com/threads/57899-Which-women-you-d-prefer-to-have-sex-with-(not-romance)-in-the-enhanced-edition
>>147350825
I guess I wasn't paying attention because it was only Lambert naming names, and Geralt seemed unfamiliar with them.
>>147351616
No enhanced edition ever, fuck off back to the official forums
>>147331969
3 out of 10 kids would survive the mutation process, now imagine you had a shit dad whose life got saved then you were forced to become a witcher, all those other kids you became friends with suddenly die horribly in unimaginable pain, and those that survive die shortly because of monsters.
Lambert is a bit too salty and edgy about it, but the idea of "Witchers" was never a good thing, sure, some people would be saved by them, but at what cost?
>>147351709
imagine I asked you about some random person you sort of knew 90 years ago...
>>147351862
My grandparents still remember people they went to school with and that was 80 years ago, the sensation would probably be stronger if it was that kid that got ripped to shreds by a cyclops.
>>147352179
>still remember people they went to school with and that was 80 years ago
Well fuck, I'm barely 30 and I would be hard pressed to remember my entire elementary school class by name.
>>147352440
It's different for smaller communities, it would be even more different for the witchers on account of their close upbringing
I'm going to inject estrogen straight into Geralt's veins
>>147352816
Well that went well!
Is the Polish better than English in Witcher 2? There a way to play Polish audio with English subtitles?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud5NIT6ULVE
>ywn be part of the Great Sun Empire
>>147353483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYzwpF6MNQU
>>147354226
whores man
So, I finished Blood & Wine
I'm sorry I had to kill Detlaff, or worse, let Regis do it, he was his friend.
Syanna is a putrid cunt who caused everything and Annarietta will do nothing about it.
I fucking hate Aristocracy
>>147354226
So does this mean that the Polish audio is superior?
>>147354803
Tak, kurwa
>>147354226
>Kurwa kurwie Å‚ba nie urwie
my favorite
>>147354626If you don't get the ribbon then Dettlaff kills Syanna and you can let him walk away without a fight. Best outcome imo.
>>147355127Yeah, but she was acting really nice and I wanted to bang her, so I bought the ribbon. Didn't expect it to have such an impact.
God, i hate women
>>147355127>Letting detlaff go
>>147355296
Implying she did anything wrong
>>147355127
What the fuck? Fucking kys yourself
The sisters reconciled and Dettlaff dead is objectively the best ending.
>>147355669
He's literally innocentAside from murdering half of Beauclair
>>147355845
T H I S
H
I
S
>>147355845
Kill yourself.
>>147350970
At one point Geralt says him and Lambert are the same age.
>>147355845>those symmetrical shots during this scene
>the pov view points from the sisters
Fucking loved it
>>147349075
can you post
>>147354226
hahahahahahhaahahahah
>>147355975
Currently doing NG+ and about to head to Kaer Morhen and I want Ciri to show up at Corvo Bianco bit I cant bring myself to not romance Yennefer.
Wat do?
>>147262568
She has a cummable face.
>>147355867
He is toosensitive and dangerous to be left alive (reminder that some faggot cutting in line at the shoe cleaner was enough to get Detlaff murderous.)
He nearlydestroyed one of the nicest regions in the country because one bitch lied to him, imagine what he'd do if he ended up in fucking Velen or something.
I'm going to marry Barnabas-Basil and ask Yennefer to be my bridesmaid!
>>147356253
You're probably right.
Just because he saved Regis doesn't give him a free pass
Why was Eredin so retarded?
>>147356185
you can romance just both triss and yen and that fails the overall outcome
ciri chilling at corvo bianco is def the best thing ever
yen is cuckolding you anyway all the time, fuck that bitch
i might be wrong but i think if you romance triss, ciri goes to corvo bianco anyway
can anyone confirm?
>>147356227
Do not sexualize Yennefer
>>147278710
Only Russians and Ukrainians tend to age like that,mostly because of personal negligence.Slavic men mostly think that grooming is"gay" and only for women.
I'm Slavic myself,so I know what I'm talking.
>>147356374
>>147356253
>>147355669
but then regis is sad :'(
>>147356546
If you romance Triss, she comes to Corvo
>>147356584
>Slavic men mostly think that grooming is"gay" and only for women.
Can confirm, also slavic
>>147327359
t.Colonial.
>>147356546
>yen is cuckolding you anyway all the time, fuck that bitch
Just got the witcher 2, first time playing this series
how good are the sex scenes? I'm approaching the one in chapter 1, how do I bone that elf?
>>147356546
>yen is cuckolding you anyway all the time, fuck that bitch
>doesn't know what cuckolding is
>>147356706
>she comes to Corvo
She won't move in like Yen. Fuck that bitch Triss.
>>147357021
Well, because she's got a job in Kovir
>>147357223
>my job in politics is more important than the person i love
this is why triss isn't canon
>>147356967
>>147356882
she is a bossy bitch who puts your dick in a peniscage and fucks skellige people in front of you then make you eat their cum
i fucking hate her
>yen i want to do this
>but gerald thats not right
>b-but yen please
>gerald fuck you do my way or fuck off
>o-ok
yen a shit
>>147357329
Trissfag pls
>>147357329
wut
>>147357329
>autrissts
>>147357329
Aren't you supposed to be in court Triss?
I tried reading the books once but there wasn't enough Triss, I kept waiting and waiting for Geralt to fall in love with her but that cunt Yen was always there to cockblock and control him with the curse. Anyway, with Sapowski being the greedy hack that he his, is there a chance we Trissbros could start a kickstarter to get him to rewrite the series with Geralt x Triss instead? Worked for CDPR, they even added in more Triss for free, so it's worth a try right?
>>147357586
kek desu
>>147357465
who said triss is better, she is always on her period
i bet her hair is red because the blood cannot come out of her vagina anymore so it gets released from the top of her head
>gerald come here
>im here
>why the fuck are you here
>well im sorry
>why the fuck are you sorry
>well okay
>just dont be okay, go away
>alright
>gerald where are you
fucking sucker shitstain piece of shit bitch who most likely goes deep down on drowners' cocks down in the sewers of novigrad while getting ass fucked by her mage buddies
Yen sucks
>>147357883
Anon, are you okay? You might have autism.
Who is the greatest kurwa of the witcher universe?
>>147357608
>Get him rewrite
nice meme
>>147357965
Gaunter O'Dimm
How many yen would a night with Yen cost?
>>147358129
Your life
ZARAZA
>>147357608
Stop ban evading.
is this supposed to be happening? top left corner
>>147359142
you mean 48FPS?
That's suspiciously high for Witcher 2, so I'm gonna go with "no"
>>147359279
no i mean that square of light. The whole screen is dark except that one square
>>147359364
isn't that just light coming in through some hole?
>>147359364
autism
>>147356114
Polack please go away
I really liked Triss in games but after playing witcher 3 i started to hate her.
HUR DUR GERALT I LOVE YOU BUT I STILL NEED GET MYSELF INTO POLITICS DUR DUR EVEN WHEN I ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF THAT BUT STILL MUH POLITICS.
Well fuck that red fucking skunk.
Yen is the only way to feel true family love
so is there any deck better than Nilfgaard?
>tons of spies
>leader ability to take your spy from their graveyard back into play
>tons of medics to bring back all your good units from round 1 to round 2
it's kinda disgusting really
>>147360195
>tons of spies
Same as northern realms cards
>>147360195
Thankfully it's not canon
t. gwent elitist dwarfs
>>147360286
sure, but the leader ability is better than the leader ability for the northern kingdoms.
>>147360360
>>147360286
>>147360195
DID SOME PLOUGHIN' HUMAN MENTION NON CANON DECKS IN THIS THREAD?
Avallach best card
>>147356525
He wasn't, his lines were memes though.
Starting a new witcher 3 playthrough, got like 20 hours in on launch and got bored.
Is there any non-sword focused build that works at all? I tried to play signs back on launch and it was shit. How are signs and alchemy these days?
Post characters who literally don't give a fuck
>>147360165
After having both Triss and Yennefer wallowing on the sofa at Corvo Bianco, I can without hesistation proclaim that Geralt is better off staying a free man.
>>147361845
it's their fucking job you moralfagging POS
>>147361924
kys yourself and read the fucking books faggot
>>147362161
You heartless monster.
>>147362415
likewise fgt likewise
Who was the fuck who told me to play Witcher 2 on the highest difficulty
Who the fuck thought no save games was a smart idea
>>147361845
>>147362946
What a fucking alpha
>>147362791
>he never asked to enlist in the imperial army and eventually get commissioned as officer in one of the elite divisions
wonder what the fuck's he doing there then...
Ciri found Kelpie again! She cannot stop riding her around :3
>>147361845
He technically cares about saving his race, but will post anyway
Speaking of which, do you think Skelligers now believe they've survived the Ragnarok?
Seeing as they entered battle when the Naglfar appeared and were there to witness second conjunction in the making?
>>147364443
There is a priest in Faroe that Geralt can save from a harpy attack, they talk about Ragnarok, Geralt basically tells him that if it happens, something ends, something begins, a new beginning.
That is what I remember at least.
>>147361845
Avallac'h
>>147363967
Why is she naked? It seems silly to ride a horse like that
>>147365536
she is not naked
>Just started out Blood and Wine after letting W3 lie for a while
>mfw the costs to craft Grandmaster gear
>mfw the costs to refurbish the villa
How the fuck do you make any kind of serious money in this game when your average contract pays out 2-300 shekels
>>147366719
Looting swords and armor. I had 20k left over after full upgrades on everything I used in just the base game game.
>>147366997
>hats and pants sells for 80-300 coins depending on rarity
What kind of genocide do you go on where you get the sheer number of pants necessary to pawn off for that kind of money
>>147366997
As Dethmold said in Witcher 2 [upon hearing that Geralt killed 6 man by himself]: your kind should be locked away.
>>147366719
Attack hansa hideouts, collect all the loot, sell it, 10k ez pz
>>147367504
A humongous fucking hypocrite.
No Witcher can ever hope to rack up all in a day's work body count like Glevissig did and he talks shit.
tfw
>>147368505
That's true though. Remember what Zyvik said? He has seen his own brother's blood literally boiled up by a sorceress and soldiers fucking corpses of elf women before but Sabrina's act was the worst of all. Her fireballs melted knights like lead while they couldn't do a damn thing but to scream from the pain.
>ciri only comes to toussaint if you don't do romance quests
>because you can only have one guest
That's stupid.
>>147370305
Yeah, I was pretty disappointed you can't see Ciri and Yen together. It felt so weird.
>>147370305
>>147371445
The better question is why can't you see everyone?
And I mean at least people who have already been voiced and animated to be there in the firstplace. What's with this piecemeal bullshit?
>>147371445
It makes no sense either, your romantic choice wouldn't be sleeping in the guest room. You're right though, they barely interact outside of first arriving in Kaer Morhen and that one mission in Skellige, but we've talked about the failings of the last act for a year.
>>147373104
That would be extra work. I wish they would have done it, given that Blood and Wine is basically their victory lap.
>>147370305
>>147371445
>>147373104
When the duchess told Geralt to consume the barrels of Sangreal wisely I thought that all of Geralt's friends would come to drink them all in a party.
>>147373624
now THAT would be a grand finale
dropped the ball on the last stretch IMO
>>147373624
>pic
That line made no sense, she knows full well how he felt about the hanse dying.
who had the bright fucking idea that the reward for completing a lvl 24 "help a legendary swordsmith get back in business" should be a lvl 12 shit ass sword
>tfw cat eyes makes crossbow a viable main
>>147374337
The weapons you get as rewards are fucking terrible. Both swords Crach gives you are so incredibly shit I doubt there's a single person who used them.
>>147375472
Why is that? Are these weapons not scaled and people reach that part of the game too late?
>>147355949
It's him and Eskel, Eskel brings up Geralt's mutations scaring everybody. It's said several times throughout the Circle of Elements quest that Lambert is younger than them.
>>147375669
The problem >>147374337 had is that the Blade from the Bits is leveled way below the quest you do to get it in the first place, the other two are story related and my money's on them being made with normalfags who just breeze through the main story in mind.
>>147327348
that would be rather nice, whether it was ~lore~ oriented (Ofieri) or not
but nah average le gamer & modder is racistn shiet
>>147375472
>>147375669
pretty much, it was crazy Crach giving me his ancestral masterpiece of craftsmanship, when the only use I could glean out of it was through dismantling it. It would be preferable if certain unique weapons, like that, could be upgraded ala witcher gear. indeed the only weapon that actually scales is the unique silver sword from the There Can Only Be One quest, by virtue of lewd elven magic
I finished the main quest at like level 30. Am I too outleveled for the expansions? Should I just skip the first one?
>>147376498
It fucking tells you the recommended level, retard.
>>147376989
>call someone else a retard
>quote wrong post
Fucking figures. My point still stands.
>>147376830
just do them near enough to the recommended level, you'll find life difficult otherwise
This games been running great the last two days not every fram is a struggle and stuttering everywhere.
whhyyyyyy?
Just finished Blood and Wine. Sad that it's over, happy that it happened.
Gonna miss all these characters.
Is it worth fucking around with mutagens at all in W2? I'm already done with at least the half of chapter 2 and haven't seen a single greater one yet. Had the same problem at my 1st run. (Yes, I already invested one talent point into Side Effect.)
Been in Velen for awhile. Starting to think the North are the actual baddies
>you'll choke to death on three pounds of steel
What did they mean by this?
>Heeey, it worked.
Crevan Espane aep Caomhan Macha is the original shitposter.
Shit, finished B&W and hoped to get some discussion here about plot and game mechanics.
But I should've known that the people who'd post here regularly are loser-obsessives and shitposting memers.
>>147383363
There was a discussion earlier in the thread about B&W and theres been a bunch of discussions in the past month since it's been released you special snowflake.
>>147383363
Cry more
>>147383363
>loser-obsessives and shitposting memers
all me
>Grandmaster sets take a fortune to make
>These shitty bonuses
Did they just throw a dart at a board to do these bonuses. Literally what the blue fuck is the point of applying 3 oils to a blade at one time?
>fall 0.2m down
>instant death from full HP
huh
>>147385358
You can apply all three grades of one oil
>>147387234
but crafting an oil takes the previous tier of oil
>>147383363
>and hoped to get some discussion here about plot and game mechanics
Then fucking talk, faggot.
>>147375472
>>147376498
I moped Toussaint with Winter's Blade at lvl 50.
Wouldn't even touch Aerondight if it didn't level up on its own.
>CDPR actually added this to the game to apologize for the Kaer Morhen tower glitch
I fucking love these guys
They also put in a sweet new silver sword called 'Pang of Conscience' which means a sudden feeling of guilt or remorse. Awwww :3
Why are the comics so shit?
>>147394301
Why is your negative attitude shit?
>>147387546
SO MAKE ANOTHER LOW TIER ONE YOU FUCKING MORON
>>147394074
what was the glitch?
>>147396193
you literally can't
>>147397897
you literally can, try turning the filter off
and then kill yourself
>>147398189
I did the latter but still couldn't do the former
>>147397175
Idk. Maybe someyhing about the crystal?
what the fuck is this? it's some snoring sound, but I finished the leshen quest in the cavern underneath
>>147362946
He just wants to get drunk and fuck bitches. Pretty swell guy.
RIP
>>147362946
why are elves like iorveth such tiny pansies but the wild hunt elves are fucking gigantic?
>>147401160
because bad writing
done everything in Touissant barring a bugged quest. feels underwhelming, I wish I could at least kill or fuck Orianna
>>147401160
>>147401279
muh aen seidhe v aen elle respectively
Are there any good lewd mods for TW3? Something on loverslab maybe?
>>147402481
every other girl in TW3 is flashing her tits or has a massive cleavage, why do you need lewd mods?
>>147402594
>he doesn't want a bruxa rape mod
>>147402481
BTR
>fighting mancomb
Fucking love this game.
>Start playing Witcher 3 now that my PC can actually play it after my first manual upgrade
>Get a ways in
>Suddenly it strikes me
>I can play through all the games in order now
>Currently nearing the end of the Outskirts of Vizima bit
I wish I'd been able to read the books before hand. I had the first one, but I managed to lose it. I think the opening cinematic was a visual version of one of Geralt's first contracts in the book, so that's kinda neat.
>>147403471
I guess it would be fitting to play the first two games without reading the books and then reading all of them before starting TW3.
I have only read The Last Wish yet there's plenty of references to it in the third game.
I feel like I can put a thousand hours into this, have you guys?
>>147403908
Ive put in 440 I believe. Just got to Kaer Morhen on my NG+ playthrough.
>>147404174
Nobody asked you you stupid faggot
No one likes you
What do you guys do with Keira?
>>147404903
holds hands
>>147404903
We banged, then sent her to Kaer Morhen.
I'm no waifu fag but I wish there was an option to just hug Triss after her torture.
She deserves a hug.
>>147404973
but she's a rude girl.
Starting to get burnt out on the contracts, treasure hunts and side quests and I'm only 23.
Is there a point where they slow down? I feel obligated to keep the list from getting out of control but it's a like 8 hour task after like 1 or 2 main quests. Playing 3 btw.
>>147281208
>that scene
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
who approved this
>>147404694
: '( okay
>>147367230
Jesus, Geralt. You really let yourself go.
I just had a glitch where Yennefer walked into the dining hall in Skellige completey nude after the unicorn sex scene. It didnt render any if her clothes. There were like fifty people there. Best glitch in the game by far.
>>147406259
Post screenshots.
Can I wait for my face hairs to grow back in? It seems to be taking long
>>147407749
Lilac and gooseberries :3
>>147407749
bad memes
>>147407115
It'll grow back eventually. I'd just go to a barber though.
>>147407080
I cant im on my phone
>page 10
>>147413141
>you will never carry Geralt to the altar in his qt wedding dress
;_;
Reminder that Marcin can't write
>>147413141
It's the end
>>147413767
Who's Marcin?
>>147413960
3/4th of CDPR
>>147413960
All of Poland
>>147414114
But I know at least one Polish guy not called Marcin
>>147414828he's not actually polish
:3
>>147416173
remove
>>147406259
It's a feature
Should I immediately swap my grandmaster gear out for base ng+ equipment?
Who's the Nigel Farage of the Witcher universe?
>>147417480
Are Radovid.
>>147417480
Your favourite character
>you will never cuddle Ciri
Wolves asleep amidst the trees....
>>147418938
nice song, sounds familiar
Whats going on here?
>>147419439
>>147419439
>>147419574
Magic
>>147419439
>griffin
>>147419853
I like it without the fat belly.
Makes you look like a swole cunt.
>there are people in this thread who unironically like the 'Syanna lives' ending
if your parents had known you'd turn out like this they'd have quietly smothered you in your sleep
>>147420238
But we want a happy ending with sister lesbomancy and threesome with the Duchess
:3
>>147420238
I unironically like Syanna. Like Dettlaff too, but fuck is he stupid.
>>147422275
Who's that girl on the trunk
>>147422373
The biggest whore in the continent and beyond
>>147422275
>Like Dettlaff too, but fuck is he stupid.
Yeah, that and he just cannot stop and think for 5 seconds.
Also, d'aww :3
>>147422275
Learn to English
>>147423554
What's wrong with their English?
>>147423665
>replying to cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlm5NN0xLMg
>>147423554
> I unironically like Syanna. I like Dettlaff too but, oh boy, he is stupid.
>>147422728
Yeah, the character is a bit ''dumb''. I know that we are told a few times that he is emotional and all that, but c'mon. As soon as Syanna disappears he goes berserk. Stop for a moment, Regis is your bro and Geralt told you that he was there to help, don't try to murder them right away.
>Also, d'aww :3
I want more Ciri-Geralt-Yennefer moments
How can Dettlaff have a coat from the 1800's when the world is in the 1200's?
>>147424457
Same reason why halberds and full plate exist
>>147424457
>the world is in the 1200's
I always thought that the world was in a time similar to our Renaissance, XV or XVI century
Ciri a skank
>>147426270
Talking about book or game Ciri?
>>147426303
Cyberpunk 2077 Ciri
Any point in getting the DLC for Witcher 3 from the start?
Caved in and I'm finally getting the game before the sale ends but the DLC is not discounted, so I'm not really in a rush to get it if there's no point right now.
So im playing the witcher and liking it (im a polack) but heres the thing
Everything is hard as fuck now that I'm in velen, exploration is pointless because even drowners are hard now, no way to level up quickly
How do I grind or git guder
>>147424948
it is but the north is not really civilized compared to nilfgaard (which IS reneissance) so they use old shit
>>147427373
By north do you mean Skellige
Sorry, not know about Witcher map mutch
>>147427475
all the shitty kingdoms the game actually takes place at are the north
toussaint is in nilfgaard proper so its more advanced
>>147427174
Nah all the dlc is strictly end game content for level 30 geralts.
alright I'm back from my vacation so I can finally play BaW
any recommended mods
>>147429080
Nope
>>147429224
Thanks.
>>147429080
Black haired Geralt mod is pretty nice
Combine it with muscular Geralt mod and you have a pretty looking good Geralt
>>147429463
Might as well just not play The Witcher, then
>>147429495
You're just changing how main character looks, everything is same
Even if you don't want them, you still should install chest hair mod imo
>>147429712
Geralt is known as the White Wolf because his hair lost all pigmentation from his advanced mutations
Changing his hair colour, makes Geralt no longer be Geralt
Is it supposed to be impossible to win the tourney? I coulda sworn I was winning the archery, the duel with the prince, and in the last melee thing I beat the entire enemy team 1v5 and I keep losing?
>>147429797
He just dyes his hair
>>147430026
He would never do that
>>147430101
Go back to your books, dumb bookfag
>>147430101
If I'm not wrong having a beard was something he would never do too, I think this was said in one of the books he hated it. I'm not sure
Also this is becoming shitposting now, I just suggested it because I think Geralt looks more handsome with it, nothing lore related
>>147429080
BTY and BTC
>>147430331
CDPR deciding Geralt should have a beard for the sake of sex appeal was a stupid move in my eyes too
But then again, Avallac'h is also now a good guy who never wanted to turn Ciri into a breeding sow among all the other ways they said 'fuck you' to Andrzej
>>147427373
Some places in the north, the cities, are more civilized. Oxenfurt and Novigrad have a more ''early modern'' feeling, while the villages and shitholes in Velen... well, they are just rural. I mean, is hard to compare. In 1800 you could travel to some places in Russia and still find places like Velen, more or less.
Also yeah, Skellige is just autistic in their autistic island.
>Blonde Yen Mod
>Negro Ciri mod
>black hair Triss mod
>Dandelion naked mod
>Geralt BBC mod
>>147430557
It makes sense, doesn't it?
Is not that Geralt has a beard, but that he ''grows'' a beard. If you want to get rid of it, shave.
If a beard is practical or not is a meaningless discussion. Long hair is impractical, even if he uses a headband, yet he keeps it.
Also, beardless Geralt is fugly.
>>147429887
You did something wrong (?)
I assume you lost the melee or the horse race or whatever...
>>147431101
>beardless Geralt is fugly.
Which is how he is described in the books too so it makes sense
How are Sign builds currently in W3?
>>147431532
Hello no, he is described as VERY fugly.
I think someone says that his looks like ''curdled milk''?
>>147430884
That shit is nightmare fuel
>>147430884
>>Dandelion naked mod
>>147431909
>>147431991
So is black haired Geralt
>>147261742
The meme is alive, boys
>>147431101
No I definitely didn't loss the melee but they proclaimed what's his golden face the winner
>all those one-sentence references about Ciri, Yennefer and Philippa in W1 and W2
The relationship between the devil and the details. Even if there's only a few of them.
>>147432236
>AAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME GERALT
>>147432236
Now replace Vesemir with Lambert too
Remember that time when you tried to commit suicide by getting killed by thugs but they let you live because they knew you were trying to kill yourself?
It was me, Geralt! I was those men!
>>147432943
I bet Lambert raped Yen.
>>147433082
Maybe that scar on his face is from a fork then.
>>147433208
It fits.Just like Lambert's dong in Ciri's hole
>>147433360
To be fair, Lambert's rod has been described as a "master key"
What does Dettlaff's glans penis smell like?
>>147433474
What sorceress slut hasn't Lambert banged?
>>147433930
dead babies and syanna
>>147433930
He doesn't have one
>>147433972
Lambert has cum inside everyone
>>147434246
>"Lambert, really? I'm flattered"
Can you find him /wtc/?
>>147434527
hiding in the trees like a true elven faggot.
>>147434527
Is that dude who's eating apples near that bucket of water Yaevinn?
>>147434527
>Fringilla being alone
but muh MILFgaard
>>147434527
>Gaetan is there
>Voorhis is there
>eugenics man is there
>Eredin is there
>Caranthir is there
>one of the Crones is thereor at least her hat is
>Crach isn't there
>>147435153
>mfw I'm going to make Hjalmar king in this playthrough
he might be retarded but he's a bro
did crach fuck yen
>>147435573
Yes and Triss too most likely
>>147435573
Long time ago.He was probably handsome as fuck
>>147434527
>Eskel sitting with a goat
>>147418539
DELETE THIS
>>147435853
I wish Eskel had a qt sorceress too.
>>147434527
>mfw Eibhear and Yoana
Absolutely adorable
>>147434527
> Yen, Geralt and Ciri siting in a bench
> Triss is trying to fit
Also, where the fuck is Ciri's hand?
>>147435853
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure Triss is looking at him out of the corner of her eye :3
>>147434527
All those silly pairings.
Also, who's the bald guy far right?
>>147434527
>Shani back on Thaler's dick
>>147436969
Dudu or the King of beggars? Not sure which one since many of the bald people are on the right.
>>147436674
>Ciri was initially infatuated with Eredin
>Geralt served Eredin as a member of the Wild Hunt for some time
Were they pretending to be retarded?
>Are the legends true? Do witchers usually demand "that which you find at home, yet did not expect"?
the hell is this slut saying
>>147434527
wow
an elf in a tree
so hard
>>147434527
>The... merchant there
Instantly transforms a surrealistically happy picture into something terrifying.
>>147437552
read the books faggotron
>>147435153
Crach is sitting beside Cerys on the bottom left corner
>>147437884
No, that's Hjalmar
>>147437404
Geralt tried to help them find another source so they would stop hunting Ciri, Ciri was just a slut that saw Eredin as an elf she has never seen the like before and was infatuated with.
So technically, they were retarded.
>>147437921
fuck, I confused the two
>>147437552
Kys yourself you fucking idiot
>>147437058
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>147437552
read runestones, kurwa
>>147438360
I mean, I like Thaler, so I don't mind.
Ciri is ____
>>147436674
he's handsome
>>147439350
fictional
>>147439437
n-no
>>147439681
yes yes
>>147439350
My waifu
>>147439794
no
>>147439864
do not waifu ciri
>>147440185
Ciri is not real but I do agree that she is not for waifu
>>147439350
My waifu
>>147434681
yes, kinda miss the normal elves, they really got sidelined in witcher 3.
>>147291096
So there's no way to fix pop-ins I'm guessing?
>>147291096
Try this mod http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/949/?
Though I am not sure if shadows are also affected by the mod.
Is heart and stone expansion included in the /BaW/ directory in the downloads website?
are fitgirl repacks trustworthy?
>>147434527
Is the gwent guy dead, just like in the game?
This is the end
Yen loves Vince McMahon
>>147446593
Please no
>>147444305
Sadly...
A genius. A genius!
>>147447070
Who doesn't?
>>147446593
Well, something ends, something begins.
>>147447165Hi my wife! :3
>>147448697
I'm not your wife, faggot
>>147448697Hi my husband! :3
>>147448757
Hey, that wasn't you!
>>147448857
Yes, it was me. Stop impersonating me.
>>147448697
>>147448757
>>147448857
>>147448954
>>147448954
No, it wasn't you! :3
CENTIPEDE FUCKING SHITS.
>>147444305
>>147447530
There's Z's next to his head guys hes just sleeping.
>no option to tell philippa to fuck off
>no option to do the assassination before finding her
>no option to kill philippa for being an evil conniving bitch
man this game is so disappointing once you get past the initial hype
>>147434527
I love how Sara and Johnny are always playing together in all fanart.
It's my favorite pairing.
I'm lvl 19 and I'm already hitting enemies for like 1700 damage.
Strong attacks are fucking bullshit powerful
>she will never be your queen
why live ;_;
>>147453865
She's already Geralt's queen
>>147454074
I'm not talking about Geralt REEEE
Has anyone had a crash during Family Matters as you're about to turn the baby into Lubberkin?
>>147454228
What would you do to her?
>>147454470
The questions is how she would humiliate and abuse me
>>147454689
What would you like?
>>147454764
anything really
Do I have to play Witcher 2 to be able to understand 3 at all?
I played through 1 but 2 feels like a slog to me.
What the fuck is the Botchling? At level twelve and having a harder time than anything so far
Now the Baron is pissed, but my game would crash whenever I tried making him a ghosty
>>147455684
not really
here's what you need to know, barely spoilers:
1) Foltest dies oh no
2)You get your memory back
3)Nilfgaard attacks the northern kingdoms
4)Nobody expects the redanian inquisition
>>147455709
>What the fuck is the Botchling?
A miscarried child
>>147455684
Look, you've already done with the bigger part of the job. Witcher 2 is an ideal choice for a quick playthrough due to it's linearity, so if I were you I'd definitely rush through it once. Overall, only 5 major decision carry over to Witcher 3 if you import your save game (but you can pick them without a save file too).
WHY CAN'T I PLAY THIS SHIT WITH MODS VIA THE STEAM LAUNCHER
IT FUCKING STRETCHES AND SHITS THE TEXTURES AND MODELS, WHY
>>147455709
> level 12
Are you overfarmed or what? I just finished that part of the quest and I'm only level 7.
Did I miss something? I'm doing knight errand quest and I cleared the Hanse base of mont crane castle, I killed the boss guy on top of the ramparts but nothing is happening
I'm going to capture Ciri and sell her to Zerrikanian slave merchant
>>147457731
Siriously?
>>147457731
And I'm going to find you and kill you
>>147457713
walk away.
Im going to kidnap Ciri and lock her in my basement so I have easy access to her wonderful, smelly farts
I can sniff them anytime I want straight from the source
>>147458542
This seems like a reasonable plan. Ciri's farts are precious after all.
>>147458016
What did you do to Geralt? ;_;
>>147458542
What do they smell like?
Who would win between Letho and Brock Lesnar?
>>147458875
That's not Geralt, that's Visenna's new son.
>>147459085
Who's the father?
>>147459283
Some elven scoia'tael bandit
http://poal.me/oncxh8
http://poal.me/oncxh8
http://poal.me/oncxh8
>>147458915
Cabbage, with a hint if asparagus. Very delicious
>>147458789
This guy gets it
>>147460201
fuck off spammer
>>147460391
>memeing is now spam
>>147460449
I want "memeing" to die so kys
>>147460530
/krw/ is built on a foundation of memes
Without memes, /krw/ dies
>>147460636
I bet you are european so that is even more reason for you to kys
>>147460530
Your a big faggot.
why is Blood and Wine uploaded to the ftp, but not hearts of stone?
>>147460992
Because HoS is actually worth the money
>>147461106
epic meme
>>147460740
Im not European, Im Arabic
>>147462020
Arabs are the new euros anyway
Gerard of Rivile is such a loser in the short stories
he's always getting screwed over and shit
>>147462583
Welcome to the books
>>147435390
Don't bother, they push Cerys even if you make him king. Muh stronk womyn, muh donut steel.
>>147463106
>Muh stronk womyn
Well, she's objectively better.
>>147463835
If you don't care about tradition and what the people of Skellige want, sure.
>>147463907
i bet you advocate for beating kids
kys
>>147463907
Hjalmar would be a terrible leader compared to Cerys. Making Hjalmar king literally involves doing the incorrect outcome of Kings Gambit, allowing the real perpetrator to go free and unscathed. Id never knowingly do that since Im not retarded.
>>147463835
Not really, her views run counter to the rest of Skellige as a whole. They don't even try with Hjalmar, it would easy to have an older Skelliger or even Geralt talk about what a jackass Crach was when he was younger and express hope for Hjalmar's growth, but it's all talk about how much better Cerys is and what a useless moron Hjalmar is.
>>147464327
Just further proof that CDPR are a bunch of talentless hacks
Anybody here have a list of recommended mods for TW2?
>>147464586
Hairstyle changer to have the elven/loose hair from the beginning
>>147464287
>>147464125
>>147463835
>Wanting Witcher Sweden
>>147464287
>Making Hjalmar king literally involves doing the incorrect outcome of Kings Gambit
That's the worst part, I hate how that quest determines who rules Skellige. Going with Cerys is the proper thing to do but I'd never back her.
OH SHIT
>>147458016
Is so fucking weird.
Handsome but... makes you question your sexuality.
I know this is not CDPR's tech support but anyone here ever had issues with the Witcher 3 game constantly freezing?
I bought it yesterday but I can't go more than 15 minutes without the video freezing and having to go to the task manager to kill the program.
>doing the tourney for Vivenne
>doing the race
>my sword is literally just phasing through the dummies
what the fuck is this shit
NEW THREAD
>>147466205
>>147466205
>>147466205