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How long until blizzard maked pharmercy official?

Why would someone who's a serious soldier like Morrison decide that what he needs to look scary and beat up punks is a college letter jacket?

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>>147239539
I started at 53, I'm actually trying in games though. I've entered a state of mind, kind of like deep depression, where if my team is terrible and we're doing really badly, I wont get mad. I'll wait until the end of the game and then just scream a lot. Lately I've been doing this a bunch because it seems like every team has either been us steamrolling them or us getting steamrolled, meaning that there's no sense of accomplishment when I do win, and when I lose it's always crushing and I feel terrible. Don't get me started on people leaving matches.

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Okay, gonna .. gently ask again.

What are any big changes from the closed beta to now? Any big character differences? I only know a handful of them.

>Bastion used to be 180 degrees only, had a Reinhardt sheild to take 1000 damage
>Mercy damage boosts stacked
>Discord orbs stacked
>Genji was hilariously broken somehow

>>147240145
Zenyatta's Orbs didn't require line of sight
So Genji with a Harmony Orb was unkillable, pretty much.

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>>147240105
It's a motorcycling jacket. Maybe that's how he gets around?

Why is reaper so fucking edgy?

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>>147240103
Never

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anyone have any fucking idea how to fix this

>>147240145
Genji being so broken was mainly the result of Zen and Symmetra. Harmony orbs were changed to require LoS, shield was changed from 50 to 25. Genji also lost damage on his shurikens.

Playing ranked is nothing but getting punished over and over again for other people's actions.

>teammate quits
>enjoy losing a rank
>enemy quits
>enjoy winning 1/15xp
>you win
>nevermind it's coin flip time! Enjoy losing a rank!

>>147240145
Genji's shuriken used to be 20% more powerful, 30 per hit I think instead of 24

But tf2 is better?

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Guys im shit but i keep getting lucky wins. Since placements i only lost 2 games and both of them were sudden death on defence. What do?

Is there any fix to the LC-202 error on a PS4 (Lost connection to game server). Got the game today and would really love to play

>playing Quick Play
>always end up going Mercy cause no other fucker plays support
>3 reapers in my last game
Why?

>>147240145
Mei got buffed a fuckton, fire rate, damage, and freeze time, ammo capacity buffed

Torbjorn used to require scrap to build turrets and used to be able to build up to a level 3 turret (weaker than release lvl 3), molten core gave you unlimited scrap.

Symmetra used to be able to charge her teleporter while one was active so she pretty much always had it up

Mercy's revive range used to be longer but she only revived at the end of the animation.

McCree had no damage falloff and could outsnipe widowmakers.

I was only nine years old I loved Junkrat so much, I owned all the concussion mines and steel traps I pray to Junkrat every night, hoping for an explosion to bless me like it has for him "Junkrat is love", I say, "Junkrat is life" My dad hears me and calls me a level six He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Junkrat I called him an edgy reaper main He slaps me and sends me to my room I am crying now, because my face hurts I go into my bed and it is very cold I feel a warmth moving towards me I felt something touch me It's Junkrat I am so happy He whispers into my ear, "Fire in the hole" He grabs me with his powerful Australian hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Junkrat He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much, but I do it for Junkrat I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Junkrat He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his firey explosion My dad walks in Junkrat looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's a perfect day for some mayhem" Junkrat leaves through my window. Junkrat is love, Junkrat is life.

>>147240110

>Team sucks
>get on voice

"OK OK everyone go Hanzo. We're gonna win this bitch!"

>get stomped but have a fun time

fuck competitive mode.

>>147239108
Im bad at webms but I can offer this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp6IZHUlznE

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>>147240308
Got the same shit, can't find any solution

Who thought nering the 2 strong counters to Tracer would make Tracer good.

Blizzard is going to ruin this game because they can't balance for shit.

>>147240301
it's also 9 years old and I've played it to death and it's now an ugly as sin optimized mess that valve really doesn't give a shit about anymore

>>147240354

>torb turrets used to require scrap

fucking blizzard. now he just keeps pooping em out everytime you take one out.

>>147240393
>nerfing the two strong counters to tracer
McCree and... who?

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>ranked 61
>play break it down man
>get carried by people far better than me

>>147240393
My dude I hope you're not talking about McCree because flashbang + headshot still kills tracer unless you are literally incapable of hitting a stunned target

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>>147240359
Fuck fun I just want to win a game once that isn't because the entire enemy team quit

>>147240181
>>147240257
Oh, jesus. Did Discorbs need LOS too or was it just the harmony orbs? That sounds kinda awful.

>>147240282
My first thought was "that's not that bad." before I realized that 30 per hit means a few hits could take down most not-tanks. Damn.

>>147240354
>unlimited scrap during Molten Core
Good fucking grief. Just pour out 50 armor packs for the team.
The teleporter thing sounds awful, though. Thank you!

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Looking for people to play with on EU!
Add Zenyatta #21261 if interested
Bellybeard & co is apparently ded ;_;7

>>147240462
Widowmaker.

>>147240359
>load into hanamura
>someone insta locks hanzo
>someone else locks hanzo a second later switched to widow
>third person locks hanzo
>widow unlocks
>lock hanzo for the lulz
>widow locks hanzo
>5th guy locks hanzo
>zenyatta is in voice chat losing his shit because he had to heal 5 hanzos
we lost in like 2 minutes but it was better than playing an 8 minute game with two hanzo

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>>147240354
I don't understand how Lucio's ult could have a cast time, but Mercy's doesn't.

>>147240519
Because when it had one she'd die before she could get it off nine times out of ten

I would like to see if the middle ground works out better than it does though

>>147240498
>Good fucking grief. Just pour out 50 armor packs for the team.

I always try to make sure I've got lots of scrap on me at all times, especially if the enemy has a Zarya.

If a Graviton Surge gets put out I actually jump into it and start shitting out armorpacks under me. Outside of a true wombo combo I've never had anyone die on my watch.

Roughly how many games should I win a day if I want a golden weapon?

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It's Saturday morning, what the fuck is this?

>>147240264
It´s been a positive experience for me after placement matches (which were hellish)
Ranked up 10 ranks since then. I´m guessing I just got ranked too low because I got really unlucky in placement matches and then got to play retarded opponents. I feel like I´m just pubstomping right now.

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>tfw you're the one bringing your team down

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My turn now! What should I buy?

>>147240505
How is widowmaker a strong tracer counter?

>friend and I are arguing about the 76 and Tracer matchup
>try to find something to back up our side of the argument
>see this

http://overwatch.metabomb.net/gameplay-guides/overwatch-counters-guide-june-2016

Trace vs 76, who wins in a 1v1?

>>147240491
Yeah but no ones going to play him now since he's shit for anything that isn't killing Tracer or Zen.

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Summary of ranked games
> "HAMMER DOWN !"
> 40sec later
> "HAMMER DOWN!"
> 30sec later
> "HAMMER DOWN!"

LET THE PLAYERS PLAY FFS!

>>147240653
>that many coins with such little time played
How many crates did you buy

>>147240663
good thing Tracer is a popularly used character then

McCree is anti-flanker

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Fuck this bitch. Fuck her and her poor character design. I'm literally about to win a game but this bitch comes out of nowhere and bodyshots me in the crotch. She looks so stupid.

>>147240696

I'm not ashamed
I'm a little ashamed

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>>147240653
Barbarossa skin for torb
Pigpen for roadhog
some emotes/victory poses

>>147240456
yeah and he is still one of the worst heroes in the game

>>147240659

I main 76 and Tracer is probably my least favorite person to come across.

People who know what they're doing with Tracer bend me over

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>>147240763
>decide to get a Roadhog skin when I get back up to 2000 coins
>I open up a loot box, get coins to get to 2100
>Also got Pigpen

It was a good box.

>>147240745

I thought I was the only one that thought she was ugly. She's got some mutant freak proportions going on.

>>147240682
actual ranked
>OGON PO TORONSK
>40 seconds later
>FIRE AT WILL
>30 seconds later
>more russian screams

>>147240745
is that bulge

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>koth
>other team has point already capped
>people keep solo contesting
>suiciding over and over again

why are you doing this, it makes no sense

>>147240763

>Barbarossa
Got Blackbeard, like his design better even though the Barbarossa lore would fit me personally better (from the general Staufer area)

> Suggesting Roadhog even though he's not in the played list
I played him for quite some time, how did you know? Got Mako already, but considering Pigpen since it's only 250

>>147240572
Right now its fucking ridiculous though.

Mercy could be out of a fight, on her way back from spawn, her whole team dies, your team blows EVERYTHING, you're all critical, all she has to do is press shift onto a soul and press Q

It'd be as if Pharah was able to blow her entire load and shoot a nuke off instead of a barrage, or if Reaper just became a death ball and killed anybody in the radius INSTANTLY.

If it was "HEROES *rez* NEVER DIE" then it'd be alright.

>>147240824
Just buy the sheet

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>>147240682
lol

>>147240853
Roadhog is fun

>>147240659
76 wins desu. helix and biotic field too strong

lets put all shitters from cod, league of lesbians, csgo, weeb autists and reddit
welcome to overwatch

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My mom bought me Overborn today and I've been last +15 minutes on the queue, havent played a single online match, only the tutorial

What do?

>>147240653

Gonna need more input on this, friends

>>147240504
Added. I'm s3krit#2253

>>147240924
>trying to hit a tracer with 76's M1
good luck

If you hit her with M2 it better be fatal otherwise say hi to Recall

>>147240929
You can go play a game that no one from anyone of those things plays. it's called battleborn.

so has anyone else been seeing an unusual amount of Korean names in matchmaking? Is using Korean characters in your name some hot new meme I'm unfamiliar with or are these actual Koreans switching their region?

>>147240809
How the fuck do you play dude?

I can play Reaper and run around the enemy team's backline all day long and be a complete asspain

When I play 76 I feel like my only purpose is just to aim at whoever I can see, 20 feet behind my own team. I could solo anyone as Reaper, but as 76 I feel like I can't even engage enemies unless I have two fat attention getting meatshields infront of me

>>147240921

Once I realized his M1 doesn't work if the enemy is more than literally 1 cm away, he was

>>147240983
You are just shit.

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Everytime I get killed by her I can't help but jack off in frustration, like I was so close but for some reason I didn't notice her blue and purple colors in the background and I die right after I activated my ult

>>147240251
I keep getting this too, actually. I've no idea how to fix it despite my googlefu skills, when does it happen to you? Seems to happen really randomly to me, I also get the error message "Display driver has stopped working but is now working again" or something

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That moment where you feel bad for the ennemy, but you still think about your incoming victory...

>get gold in kills and silver in damage
>lose at last 10 seconds
>lose a rank

What is this shit based on, I thought I did pretty well

>>147241050

Press E

>>147241085

>Pharah/Mercy and token Hanzo

Nah fuck those retards.

>>147241085
I feel worse for myself than the enemy when that happens. 1/15 of a bar is a fucking joke

>>147241146
>literally anything wrong with pharah and mercy

>>147241064
76's gun requires more tracking that any other weapon in the game since it doesn't have a projectile enlarged hitbox

Even McCree fucks her up with one good shot, 76 needs 5-6 vs a character with the hitbox the size of a paintbrush

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>play ranked
>first round goes great, we win it hard
>second round starts
>immediate connection issues out of fucking nowhere
>everything else on my connection is working fine
>game gives me the option to rejoin, do so
>works for a minute then it acts up and kicks me again
>repeat until end of match
>team wins despite being a man down (which I apologise for in chat)
>game doesn't remember any of the shit I did with each rejoin or before the issues
>last rejoin was like as the timer was at 5 seconds
>game thinks I did nothing the entire match and knocks me down an entire rank

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>>147240105

Dunno but he looks retarded. This is what he should have looked like.

>Torbjörn skins

Should I get
Red pirate
Black pirate
Black biker
American biker?

>>147240105
>assume a secret identity which involves being very close to people who know about your real identity (in lore, not just in game)
>dress exactly the same as before
what could go wrong?

>>147240105
>has to reload pulsefire munition that only holds 25 rounds
>doesnt reload helix rockets
you tell me why the things are how they are

>>147241304
red pirate, barbarossa

oVOREwatch

>>147241304

Blackbeard

Barbarossa has nothing to do with pirates, literally unplayable

New skins when

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MORE

>>147240653
one of torb's epic skins
one of symmetra's epic skins
one of lucio's frog skins
one of mercy's valk skins
one of widowmaker's non skirt legendary skins
winston's "how embarrassing" voice line

>>147241380
Better be soon. I just bought the last skin I wanted and now my shekels are pretty much useless until they add new shit

>>147241309
I assumed S76's rockets needed to cool down rather than reload

Tips for McCree?

Can we get translations of the ult screams?

I just saw a guy in QP who had only barely above 1 KDR

How can anyone be that bad? His rating was 41

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lost 1 round
>we lose lol xDD
>they are better than us
>yea we gonna lose
these are the people playing at rank 55 aka AVERAGE PLAYER
how's rank 30-40?

>>147241436
They're what they say in english

>>147241389
>one of torb's epic skins
got blackbeard
>one of symmetra's epic skins
got vishkar, but don't like it, might get goddess
>one of lucio's frog skins
I love Lucio but his legs are frogshit
>one of mercy's valk skins
Got Sigrun
>one of widowmaker's non skirt legendary skins
Got Comtesse
>winston's "how embarrassing" voice line
Why are you so angry

>>147241436
Literally the same in their language as they are in English. Fire at will, heroes never die, the dragon consumes you.

40 after placement matches
51 now
soloQ only

When will the inevitable losing streak come guys

>>147241460
>how's rank 30-40?
dunno im down here at rank 16

>>147241436
I'm going for the donut steal

>>147241435
don't use m2 for anything but spamming shields

m1 headshots

I DID THE CRASH EXPLOIT TWICE

AM I GOING TO GET BANNED?

seriously worried i spent so much on loot boxes

>>147240745
>ywm give Widowmaker the rough hatefucking she deserves

>>147240308
Blizzard are looking into it on the bnet forums.

>>147237440

I will use this, hard

>>147241531

>Spent money

You're fine unless you did it on stream or something.

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>have annoying bug where random words appear on my screen
>finally figure out how to fix it

>>147241518

So when I FB now, I should just m1 unless im right next to them?

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>>147241531
Get fucked

>>147241436
>ard vörk päis öv
>hard work pays off

no problem bud

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Guys
I REALLY want to fuck Mei

>>147241531
youre fucked kiddo

>>147241436
Translations of the English ones, give or take words not meaning exactly the same thing. Pretty sure mercy's better translates to heroes don't die.

>win decisevely on attack
>defend until overtime
>get def on sudden death and lose instantly
nice fucking game design blizzard
real good job

>>147241531
Yes, they've been going after people doing it.

You're fucked mate, serves you right for trying to manipulate your winrate.

>>147240653
Get Hayseed for Junkrat, his Joker skins are tacky. Get Explorer for Winston + a voice line because his lines are all nice. Lucio needs his hockey skins. I like those.

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>tfw on a 8 winstreak in comp right now

>>147240594
300?

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Self destruct should explode on impact

>>147241628
Stop playing, forced 50 is coming for you

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>Keep getting matched up with complete idiots on my team
I just want 5 other people to play with that knows how to aim and move around as a group of people instead of lonewolfing it.

Which heroes should or shouldn't spam a Reinhardt shield

Should
>76
>Mcree
>Junkrat
>Zarya
>Bastion

Shouldn't
>Tracer
>Pharah
>Reaper
>Reinhardt

>>147240881
Anon please I wouldn't even know where to get it
Not to mention my country is mostly filled with people who don't even know what Overwatch is. Or many games. And very few use PC's to game.

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>>147241531
>spents money on lootboxes
>does stupid shit instead of just buying an aimbot

>>147241531
what crash exploit

>>147241616
Got scarecrow. I like the idea of the Lucio skins but not their look. I never play Winston, but I got Frogston. Like all other 3 legs better though

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who enjoying free ranks and wins here?

>>147241706
I'm sure your team mates want that too, but they get matched with you and every other low ranker than thinks he's better than the rest.

>>147241605
Heroes die not

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>>147241628
>mfw was placed in 59 and dropped to 51

>>147241587
Flashbang-headshot-melee is braindead easy if they didn't have massive momentum when you flashed them, and WILL kill all 200hp classes except Lucio or when Lucio is around.
If it's Reaper or Mei, try to hit them once before you flashbang to secure a kill, or they'll just wraith/iceblock. Though if you're right in their faces, yes, FTH will still murder everything but reaper, and then you can just follow him to finish him off.

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>>147241771
Oh, you're one of those

Defence torbs

I see

>>147241706
ME HOOLEY
TEAM DOOLEY

>>147240572
>>147240858
You would think with the lack of fast healing 250 health Genjis to pick off any squishy, they wouldn't need to have Res as an instant cast unless they're specifically pushing for Mercy to run into the middle of the firefight before casting it, as opposed to standing someplace safe to do it.

>>147241605

The correct translation would be "Heroes don't die." Ignore what the other people are posting.

Can you really get banned for bming in chat or is it just a reddit meme?

>about to doze off to dreamland
>get asked to healslut pro players tonight
>know I will miss free carry to 80+

end my suffering

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Is this accurate

What's a good K/D for an offense/secondary tank player? For one that actually plays objectives, I mean
>inb4 k/d doesn't matter shit lmao
i know, but you can't do shit without killing

>>147241234

lol, McCree is the guy who gets fucked up by Tracer because he needs a headshot+bodyshot to kill her (same as for 200 hp characters), so her small hitbox just gives her better odds to survive him.

S:76 can burn her down, force an E, then burn her down again. And you get tons of Tracer kills when they've lost a sliver of their health and then suddenly disappear when helix rocket connects.

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>>147241234
So should I post webms here every time I kill a tracer with 76 because it's apparently really fucking hard to do when shes in your face?

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Fact: Mei doesn't eat. She survives solely on the crushed dreams and sadness of small children and puppies

>>147241758
>play weeb character
>get under the exit ramp of ship spawn
>mash the fuck out of jump while walking forward
>server dies

>>147241821

Awesome. Thanks bro.

>>147241707
>Reinhardt shouldn't hit Reinhardt
It's in my blood, it's my destiny, I cannot escape my fate of glorious hammer jousting.

>>147241891
k/d is largely meaningless when you get an elimination for doing 1 damage to a character

>>147241881
Not really when only one person is getting gold medals and you have people who purposely play like shit (pick Hanzo and die over and over) to goof off.

>>147241873
if you do it repeatedly and go full retard, sure

losing a sudden death should only count as half as loss or something this is retarded as shit

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kek

>>147241897
>She survives solely on the crushed dreams and sadness of small children and puppies
Yea, dreams of getting any points in ranked when a faggot on your team picks her.

>>147241531
What the hell is the crash exploit?
I know there's a lot of server connection issues everyone seems to be dealing with.
I just got the game, I don't even know if it's all blizzard servers or if anyone can have a server

>>147241707
you're dumb, reinhardt hammer ignores shield

>>147241881
yes
especially this guy >>147241965 he thinks gold medals mean anything

>>147241758
If you have one of the wall climbing characters you can wedge yourself between two small spaces and just spam the jump key.
The server's CPU overheats because apparently the way wall climbing is coded means the server has to keep track of your character loads of times more than it does for any other character, so you forcing it to think you're in multiple areas causes the server to lag like mad, and if you keep doing it it crashes the whole server and you get a perma-ban from Overwatch.

>>147241881
The medal system tells you if you're performing better than your team though

If you have 4 golds on something like tracer or lucio you're probably fucked

What's a good hero to play on that ramp illios section

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I've lost more coinflip games than I've lost real games.

I'm literally Bernie Sanders.

>>147241965
You said two things in your post which identify you as a shitter

You'll never become better with that attitude

>>147241892
>tracer doesn't have retarded genji double jumps so flashbang keeps her still
>one headshot = dead
Hey dude you must be super good at landing shots on 30s Tracers but in the real world they actually try not to die

>>147241893
Some 76 guy did the other night at med-close range with some spraying, a helix to launch her into the air, then a headshot, and got a lot of compliments

Sure if you can

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>>147241834
Hey now, Ive put many a turret on the payload at release. Can we at least agree this is best spray?

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>>147241603
Mei is made for sex.

>>147242067
stfu Imthem

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who /average/ here?

don't be ashamed.

>>147241790
Nice projecting.

>>147242115
meid for sex hehe

>>147241865
Ignore this poster

>>147242115
I'm curious how you would do anything with her tied up like that

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*clack* *clack *clack *clack*

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>>147241881
>gj retard premade
>gj
>gj
>gj
>triggered
>rage
>cry
>why me
>cry more
>cry even harder
>i use chat and voice to insult

@147242203
>says ignore this poster
>gives him a (you)
try again

>>147242134
all losses from playing with friends

>>147242015
Gold medals paint a very clear picture if you're Lucio and getting most damage done while staying on the objective.


>>147242067
Please elaborate, shitter

>>147240509

Ok, ideas to make Zenyatta viable?

>>147241025

No one else plays Battleborn either.

It's not a bad game though.

>>147241986

>He doesn't team up with reinhardt and freeze cheeky tracers and reapers for the hammertime

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>>147242240
Christ Anon I was planning on doing this after the Italy v Germany match! It's too early, but alright

>>147242134
What's the difference between skill rank and rating?

>>147242115
i want to shove my entire face up her fat ass and take long, deep inhales of her shit hole.

>>147242228
Her feet are right there, Anon

@147242294
Ignore this poster as well

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>>147242310
oh yeh.. so tired..

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>surprise widow closerange
>she instantly has an smg & starts bunnyhopping
>I die
as pharah
How the FUCK do I deal with bunnyhoppers? It is so annoying and infuriates me which makes me aim even worse.

>>147242351

Mercy is singlehandedly ruining this game. Fuck healers.

>57
>58
>57
>58
>57
>58
stop giving me retards every second game thanks

>>147241891
Almost every character should be 3-4+ for offense. Tanks should be 2-3 for avg players. Mercy should be around .5 to 1, lucio should be around a 2. These are very barebones avg. I dont know what a secondary tank is, but if you mean zarya or roadhog, it should be 2 or 3 kdr. Obviously good players can get higher. Best zarya is like a 6.5 kdr at pro play for example. If you group, you should be much higher than these avgs.

>>147242240
>Characters call out snipers
>Characters call out turrets
>Characters don't call out healers
>Characters don't call out roamers

Why. They could even use a system like "Hitting <button> while looking at a character causes your character to call them out," instead of the auto-callout system.

>>147242429
Why don't you kill her?

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>>147242240

>>147242134
I don't get why they have ranks, but can't show stats at the end of games in competitive.

>>147242351
doing what

>>147242442
Yeah I meant Zarya or Roadhog, maybe this secondary bullshit is what I've made up but I consider Rein to be the main tank in any case, then maybe Winston

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>>147242351
Wife Mercy is best Mercy

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How are level 77s allowed to queue with low/unranked people to lower their team rank so much? It ends up imbalanced as shit

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>>147241984
Oh my goodness.

>>147242316
Winning paints a clear picture. If you don't win, you're a loser. A loser with 100,000 damage is a loser. Literally nothing else makes you good, and it never will make you good. Winners are good.

>>147242134
what site?

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>>147242485
>>147242240
>>147242351
Swimsuit skins when

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>>147242316
>Gold medals paint a very clear picture
you sure about that, i wouldve never won without my

T E A M
E
A
M

Is buying goy boxes the only way to get coins?

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>play Reinhardt
>Tracer keeps killing Lucio and I
>"Can someone actually kill Tracer? She keeps hunting me and Lucio."
>Soldier S76 says "Why don't your or Lucio do it, then?"

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>>147242429
This is the first time I've ever heard someone evn remotely say something like this

>>147242467

it's not enough to stop her, especially if she hides well. and having the game degenerate into "find and kill mercy" is boring af.

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>>147242581
ASAP I hope...

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>Reinhardt mains

>>147240302
How can i acquire such powers?

>>147242330
>Ok, ideas to make Zenyatta viable?

slightly increase projectile speed

give him 25 more shield

make his right click only shoot one orb and but make it do 25% more damage to armor and shields in addition to its current damage increase

make him take 15% less damage from explosions and headshots

make him gain 10% movement speed per orb of harmony / discord that he has out

>>147242653
When I play Tracer it's my number one priority. I think it's a lot of fun assassinating her under her team's nose

>>147241881
Who really knows? If the complainer has 4 golds on something like Junkrat on offense, then sure, something is fucking wrong

>>147242682
That's such bullshit

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>96%

That means i'm good right?
Right?

>>147242497
MercyPosting and/or jerking off
You can't go making posts like that at 4 pm

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>>147242115
THICK!
I love it...

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>>147242540
>those thick legs

>>147242682
Zarya shield releases you from pin?

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>>147241435
>Tips for McCree?

>>147242832
Yes, it purges cc and status effects including discord orb

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>>147242524
Isn't she? She'd make such an incredible wife to have. She'd need a lot of emotional support in her line of work too, so there's another nice thing

>>147242854
not the guy you are responding to but higher level streams show level 70+ players matchmade versus 56/60 and such

>>147242723

Every time i'm able to find Mercy, Reinhardt comes out of nowhere and pins my ass.

>>147242832
no, reinhardt touched the death floor which released him.

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>>147242889
She's 37, she's lived through multiple wars just fine without emotional support.
Seems like you are trying to make up reasons why mercy would want you, but the sad thing is she wouldn't

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>>147242673
Need a source on this pronto
>>147242581
Hopefully soon

>>147242752
No, it means you play more than other Meis. They use total score for that rank. 13 elim avg, no obj kills and avg dmg means you dont do much despite 24 hours played. Medals is meaningless as well for someone that can heal and guaranteed a bronze at worst. 55% winrate shows how little you do with her too. Work on your accuracy and youll see some improvements.

>>147242886
It doesn't release from pin, it just shields the whole 300 damage

>>147242913
You usually have to nail a Mercy fast before she can fly away or her team notice then get the fuck out of there. Tracer is better at it than Genji.

>>147242751

I know, what kind of Pharah stays on the ground long enough to get pinned?

>>147242886
This is not true, I play Zarya and shielding Rein's pinned targets always gives me instant +50 energy because the charge is not stopped

>>147242914
>your pin target is slightly above you
>rein dies first because of his height
That's fucking bullshit then

>>147242889
The fact that nobody from the cast shows any affection towards her probably means shes a bit bananas in her head.

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>>147240940
play the campaign, its doable solo

>>147243023
>That's fucking bullshit then
I'm a rein main, I play competitive and in tournaments.

Let me tell you, this is the least thats fucking bullshit about Rein.

>>147243076
What else, then?

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>>147243076
>I'm a rein main, I play competitive and in tournaments.
haha sure kid

>>147243043
>started out at 46
>friends all ranked >55
>don't feel like queuing solo but also my friends are always "busy" when I ask for comp
Guess I'm gonna finish the season on that level.

>>147242974
>implying she hasn't had emotional support
How can you tell me she hasn't. Who just goes to a war zone or crisis zone and helps people with blown off limbs or dead family members etc etc
Emotional support comes from many places. You don't see soldiers who've been through the thick of it not needing support. Look at the Vietnam war, World War 2, even modern day combat situations. Heck, paramedics and cops end up needing therapy and help after a coworker gets killed along side them or they have to work a rough accident/murder scene
Emotional support isn't necessarily a lover

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>Play ranked with friend
>Doing well but I really need to pee
>Have no time inbetween rounds
>Leave for pee with 10s on countdown
>Rush back (literally 20s as toilet is about 4 meters from my bedroom)
>Kicked
>"Nice a rejoin feature"
>Join up again
>Proceed to win 3 KOTH in a row, lost first 2 before DC
>Get to placement match summary at the end
>Marks me down for a loss

Fuck this system

Also,
>someone dc's
>never comes back and game doesn't replace him
>"you can leave without penalty but it'll count as a loss lmao noob l2p"
>they wouldn't really force me to lose placement games would they? that would count as a penalty...
>leave
>placement loss

nice, 3 out of 8 placements so far are losses and 2 of them were bullshit

who the fuck designed this system

Anyone here not maining anyone here?
The most I got on a single here is 7 hours with about 80 hours played, got at least 2 hours on anyone. Just feels repetitive to play a single character to me.

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Mercy is for anal

>>147242981
> Need a source on this pronto

http://i.imgur.com/HyssxYX.jpg

>>147242992

I'm a Reaper "main," though.

Can't wraith once i'm stuck, and at whatever MMR i'm at they notice like instantly.

> watch samurai jack
> strong urge to play Genji

uh oh

>>147243195
Reaper is loud, that's probably why

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>>147242562
overbuff.com

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>Pick Lucio
>Hanzo:"Could you pick a real healer"
>Genji:^
>This is my first game in comp
This game is going to be death of me

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>>147242974
Man I love all of these 76 feels images

This is why Dad 76 is the best hero with the best background in the whole game.
We need more, that man has seen some shit

>>147243269
>having team chat on

Just pretend comp is quick play except you get purple points

It's the exact same shit

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>>147243276
>Dad 76

>>147243232
Genji only uses his sword during his ult, so.....

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>>147243276
Reaper has likely actually been to Hell.

I really doubt anyone can claim they're more fucked up than he is, even s76. That's what makes him so gr8.

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>>147243042
Well, possibly, but same goes for a few of the characters. I guess you would be a bit messed up as a crisis worker, field medic and someone who accidentally created Reaper when trying to help, then having him pissed at you.

>>147243269
you should mute your teammates until you see them autopicking a decent comp (mid 60s probably)

>>147243109
The whole Charge is fucking stupid.

There are a lot of stairs you can't charge up, there are a lot of doorways you cannot charge trough because for whatever reason you get stuck at the door even tho you can tell that Rein fits trough it.

Pinning someone is ridicolous if you're going for a long range charge. If they're not completely retarded they'll just jump and strafe left or right and completely bounce off of you.

Charging another Rein with his shield up also behaves kind of weird.

Your melee attack gives your enemy momentum, if they pay attention of the direction of your hammer swings and jump + strafe, they'll land out of your melee range.

You also never want to hit a target with your crosshair because you have a larger hitbox 35° left / right of your crosshair with ALL melee attacks.

Your ultimate CAN go up on another level, let's say hanamura last point, you get thrown down, ultimate the wall and you actually stun people up on the platform. Inconsistent, does not work for all platforms.

>>147242554
It's a team game. If you're playing solo and get paired with idiots there isn't much you can do. This isn't a 1v1 game or even a game with a high skill ceiling where you can compensate for bad teammates with your own prowess.

>>147243269
Should have picked 76 in that situation.

>>147243232
>pick Genji for once
>kill someone
>"I learned that from my brother"

Genji no

>>147243340
only if you suck

>want to practice Tracer, left clicking with McREE and Pharah in QM
>teams never have a tank or support
Seriously what the fuck is this shit.

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>>147243192
Danke, Anon

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>restore the delayed revive on Mercy's Resurrect
>have her regenerate 400HP/s while using it
Thoughts?

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>>147243260
Neat site

Today I found out I'm a god at Pharah's concussive blast.
Only 9 games though so doesn't say that much.

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>kill reaper with tracer
>*grunty voice* death comes

>>147243451
everyone else is doing what you are doing retard

>>147243410
Junkrat and Tracer are both fucking crazy so it makes sense they'd be together

>>147243412
And? The ability to win with shit team mates is part of the game. if you can't do it, you're bad at the game. You're out of your mind if you think any high ranked player wouldn't destroy 40-50 without trouble.

>>147243451
Well, someone HAS to instalock that Hanzo, Anon. The memes don't perpetuate themselves, you need to keep them alive. No time to pick support.

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>>147243504
One thought.
You're a retard.
And it still charges too fast

Does anyone know if you can leave game after victory/defeat on competitive without penalty? That shits takes a long time yo!

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>>147243109

>>147243350

>Implying Reaper isn't a nanotechnological version of Frankenstein's monster

>Implying the "dragons" aren't just hard light hologram tattoos activated by a passphrase that Vishkar made for the Shimadas as part of a business deal

>Implying Zenyatta isn't a machine built to emulate an enlightened master

>>147243504
it's fine

>>147243504

Resurrect is op as shit

It charges in easily less than a minute in battle. It needs nothing but a 30% charge rate nerfing. Certainly no buff.

>>147243573
Yes, you can.

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>>147242134
For some reason I got put in 40 and have climbed 7 ranks since yesterday.

I don't think placement matches are that accurate desu.

>>147243350
or his decay / regenerative ability provides him with constant euphoria

you wouldnt know, or have you been a guinea pig for some scientific research and died and then revived?
Didn't think so.
Also, he was a psychopath to begin with, having to operate on Blackwatch to sate his lust for killing.

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>>147242427
Anyone?

>>147243276

>>147243189
mercy is for procreating, dva is for anal

>>147240046
>be in placement match
>1 player left
>ok.jpg
>5v6
>win
>team applauds my mercy
feels good

>>147243109
The fact that Earthshatter goes through the fucking payload cart

>>147243504
Just make the allies have 50% or 66% health when rezzed.

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>>147243616

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>>147242427
>>147243640
>>147243640
aim better, what kind of stupid question is that?

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>>147243192

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>>147243609
>shitters always say placements arent accurate, blame their teammates and server for their losses and think system is broken

Every time.

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>>147243651
D.Va is for gamer fuel exclusively

>play Overwatch
>teammate chooses genji
>receive free loss

>that guy who constantly whines about having to 1v6
>every time you see him he's charging into the enemy team alone

>>147243680
The payload floats and doesn't actually touch the ground. That's why.

Oh also Earthshatter goes trough an allied mei wall.

>>147243504
k

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>>147243146
>>147242974
>Loving, caring, all around great person
>Been through multiple wars and crisis without any support
But that doesn't happen. You have to have no feelings for that or very little, but she's got way too much of a loving nature for that. Soldiers come out of wars scarred commonly, for what she's been through as a doctor and medic, she's probably seen a lot worse injuries and probably has had people die in her care. She doesn't strike me as the kind of person who shrugs off one of her patients dying and there was nothing she could do, much the opposite. The game is a game, so her reactions there Dont really count

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>>147243574
Doesn't go through Reinhardt's barrier obviously are you an idiot?
How could you not notice that?

>>147243558
I'm not even talking about ranked, but why do you think so many pros have alt accounts for solo?

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> It's a "my team has Tracer, 76, Reaper and deals zero damages" episode

>>147243725
I've gained 11 ranks since placement matches. Shit can happen in 10 games and you can get unlucky.
You can also get placed rank 60 cause you got into some good teams in your placement matches. Doesn't say all that much desu

this is bait isn't it

>>147243725
I'm only guilty of the first.

I never blame my team.

>>147243731

>pick genji
>several golds

you must be low mmr

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>used to consistently get 3 gold medals every game
>get bored and don't play for like 2-3 weeks
>absolute shit when I come back

rip me

>>147243574
>the only character that counters Rein is another Rein
sasuga blizz

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>>147243725
>he believes any team based ranked system isn't flawed
haha
btw remember the koth bug? right, now say placement matches were accurate again

>>147243725
everyone in cloud9 got like 70 or so in their placement except the supports who got like 60.

Oh Mercy, why are you so awesome...

http://webmshare.com/play/7X1RK

>>147243504
mercy is fine for competitive and thats the only thing that matters, shitters will complain about LITERALLY everything and if a lot of people are complaining about the same thing, unless you have official stats that back it up, you should conclude that it is just a meme and that it has no basis in reality

>4 quadra kills in the space of 5 minutes as genji on offence
>Team literally cant mop up two people and capture a point

why do i even play this shitty game anymore

>>147242974
>she's lived through multiple wars just fine

Multiple wars? the only war we know she's experienced in the Omnic Crisis as a child.

>>147243814
>this is bait isn't it
Almost every post in this general that is about someone's skill is bait.

>>147242985
Already been working on the accuracy, I find that I am acing more headshots then I used to and not relying on M1
As for objective times/kills I was quite surprised to be on the lower end, most of the time with her I end up with gold objective time unless i am attacking, I find it better to go ahead and slow down enemies coming to the point rather then just sitting on it
As for damage, what can you really do? she has one of the lowest dps's in the game

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>>147243651
This
>>147242524
Best wife

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>>147243892
Fuck Supports. No seriously, I want to fuck Mercy.

>>147243651
But Mercy likes it in the ass.

>>147243775
don't forget that mercy is actually an unaging liche of some kind.

>can't avoid absolute 100% fucking retards anymore
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
FUCK YOU

>>147243725

>played 8 games with housemate so far
>3 losses
>1 loss was me DCing because this game is outrageously harsh n kicks you after 10 seconds of piss break despite the fact I re-entered the match n won 3 KOTH
>1 was someone on my team DCing and not being replaced. I either lose because it's 5v6 or lose because I leave the game. My fault obviously.

any ranking I get can now be safely assumed to be bullshit, prove me wrong

>>147243967
Agreed. A tender anal sex in spoon position is probably what she likes the most, especially if she's already pregnant and wants you to hold her round belly.

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>>147243893
Because she's a conventionally attractive non threatening women in a video game you enjoy.
>>147243924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBIwGKDwnWY
You can still see wars going on in this trailer, the omnic crisis wasn't the only war happening between people in the universe.
Also her lore talks about her going into war torn zones to help people

battle.net login not working for anyone else?
can't connect on the website and on overwatch

>>147243850
You'll get better. Same happens to me on Rainbow Six Siege
Play for ages, get gud, stop playing, come back, die.
Play for a bit more and you'll soon find yourself back in the swing of things, trust me

>>147244013
Players don't get replaced in ranked, do they?

>>147243189
>>147243651
>>147243967
>>147244031
Reminder that anal is degeneracy and should not be tolerated

>Everyone decides Mercy and Morrison were lovey dovey
Why? She opposed his entire mentality for how Overwatch should work. She was basically opposed to his entire thought process.