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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
JW has come out of the closet

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]

>Old Thread
>>147006503
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>>147228071
I made a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjZ0VXb_Zwo
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>>147228297
this is from that same game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrr1x6T-vJU
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Dazed still shilling his goy sites
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>>147228464
who is dazed?
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>>147228627
Honestly me to. getting invites to private ones is such a pain.
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>literally one hit kill at any range
>100% accurate at literally any range
>literally a shotgun at close range
>even shows you a bigger picture of the enemy so he's easier to shoot

will we ever see the removal of the op awp??
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>>147229194
what is legging someone?
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>>147176313
>1900 go, 115 on source but played it after go
>logi g502+ 1000 dpi/1.0 sens
>144hz
>1980x1020
>old nuke
>liquid
>jdm
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>>147229718
being a shitter
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>>147176313
707
microsoft intellimouse 1.1 black 400dpi/1.93 sens
idk senpai
1280x960
season
no
chaox
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>>147229720
>>147229898
tism
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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
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>>147230093
when did you guys realise this isnt a meme?
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>>147230093
thats not how it fucking works retard
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>>147230196
Yes it is.
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who do u guys think is the cutest cs player
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whats ur rws csgog mine is 15
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>>147229898
hey it's me ur brother
can I use your intelli for a second?
pls
it's me ur brother
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pick up the phone
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>>147230831
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>>147230831
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>>147231864
can i save this webm?
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>>147231918
ofc famalam
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>>147231864
yikes
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>>147231938
thx friend
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>>147231878
Corn in a god damn hotdog?
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>>147232003
Its called a corndog for a reason
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>corn on a hot dog is considered a delicacy in rrrrrs shithole country
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>haven't placed a bet in weeks

I keep second guessing myself, how do I go back to the reckess 5 bets a day all day everyday it used to be?
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>>147233595
everyone in your country is a nigger
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HELP
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>>147235617
Nigger
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>>147235861
What did he mean by this?
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>>147235861
WIN STREAK BOYS
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>>147236040
>What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?
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>>147228385
what are your viewmodel settings
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The phantom, exterior like fish eggs
interior like suicide wrist-rags
I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed
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When you fight, don't fight fair cause you'll never win, yeah
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Why do they keep doing this?
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https://twitter.com/theflyingdj/status/749164332810924032
le dead game meme
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>>147237664
go team liquid!! i already bought my simple and jdm stickers!! >.<
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>>147237447
getting away with viewbots
it's not like twitch gives a fuck
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https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4qu15v/since_overwatch_does_just_fine_with_20_tick/


DESTORYED. IT'S OVER CSGO
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how do we save cs go?
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>>147240316
>mousesports 2.110
>Liquid 2.310
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>>147240316
>>147240414
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>mfw deranking with the squad
>mfw enemies get mad cause we dont give them a proper game
>mfw could obliterate these guys
>mfw they actually think valve is going to ban us
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>>147242662
Yeah, it is pretty hard to get banned from griefing. Seems that most people don't bother even watching Overwatch cases through if they don't instantly see the Suspect spinbotting.
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>>147229194

just make it 1000$ more
I think it's fine how it is but if people hate it making it a bigger investment would be good imo
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>get ranked as Silver 4 after 10 competitive wins
>20 wins later I'm Gold Nova 1

Why is everyone crying about "Silver Hell". I topfragged every win , rarely got below 20 kills and I ranked up.
If you are Silver and don't rank up, you deserve to be Silver.
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>>147245667
every third game is a deranker/smurf
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>>147237447
Because twitch doesn't punish viewbotters on account of "hurr durr it might be someone else viewbotting for them to get them banned"

Fucking embarrassing company.
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>say first shot inaccuracy is a problem and RNG of that magnitude should not exist in a competitive shooter like CS
>get downvoted

Helllooo reddit
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>>147237890
>>147246942

how do you know shes viewbotting?
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>>147245667
wow men welcome to the big boys club
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>AK praised by its accurate first shot
>need to tap like 5 times for the bullet can hit the crosshair gap
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>>147248405
?

I regularly hit one taps, it's no impossible feat
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>>147248830
rng man
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>>147236373
I think I have them on desktop.
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>>147248830
Hi mr wan tab machine
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>>147249182
I don't even have a good headshot %
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Add me for deranking lobby http://steamcommunity.com/id/hotandbotheredloli/
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>>147251554
No goal just losing as many as I can until I am bored.
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>>147251303
>private profile
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>>147251793
Its friends only but who cares its not like I give a fuck about who you are or going to talk to you about your life problems in the first place, Kys
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>no monstercat music on esports anymore
Why did they do this?
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>>147252060
seek sunlight fatboy
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>>147252267
I'm 56 kgs
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>>147252313
ease up on the binge eating fatty
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>not caring about people on the internet
>fatboy XD
Isnt it the other way around senpai? I'm just here to play games dont bother me with your bullshit
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>>147252629
leave the house for once
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>>147252854
yeah sure fatty we know you cant fit thru the door
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>>147253139
you need a better diet chubbs
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>>147253471
I know youre a lying fatty so I disregard your imaginary weight put the kebab down tubbs
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>>147253836
haha fatties done take a trip to /fit/ and try and figure out a good diet
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>>147254326
relax fatty you cant eat (you)s
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me /rightnow/
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At what rank are you no longer considered a noob?
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>>147255314
thats why youre so fat stop stuffing your gullet
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>>147255556
global
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>>147254773
DO NOT TAINT SHARA
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pretty easy skines t b q h
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>>147257732
gambling is bad
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>>147254773
>memetous meme
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>>147257285
could you at least try to lose some weight so maybe you could go outside and have a real life instead of trying to be popular in a dead thread for a dead game
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>>147257732
We both gonna be rich nigga
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>>147258547
Where you live
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>>147258547
lose weight
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>>147258750
It ain't no joke, I'd like to buy the world a toke.
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>>147259359
find a gym and get a membership
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>>147259487
Ayyyyyyyayayaya debbidi dip dubba dubba dubba
This one
Got a princely racket, that's what I said now.
Got some bug seal up on his jacket, and then there's him now.
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>game is on sale
>major next week
>hardly any change

how do we save cs go?
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>>147260439
dricing in you car, I never never want to go home because I haven't got one anymore.
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There is a light that never goes out
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>>147260439
most people buy them as gifts. valve wont let you do that for some reason or else id be buying multiple copies for myself and randoms
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>>>/r9k/29676036
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PRIVATE EYES
*clap*
THEY'RE WATCHING YOU
*clap clap*
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please post a webm, master. i love your webms <3
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>>147264281
ayyy
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>>147264886
at least its not tornfaggot
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anybody interested in operation wildfire coop missions? nobody wants to play with me
>MG1
>id/bangesh
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>>147264886
nice hacks
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>>147265327
id not found
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I feel like my movement is really shitty how can I improve it.
Video related.
https://youtu.be/kKWpGIx9e1A
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>>147265284
i've already posted this one a bunch but w/e, it's the only one i have on my pc.

>>147265404
If you think i cheat after that then watch the second clip in this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji6n2yh5IWI
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>>147265404
nah, as much as master is a faggot who loves to feed his ego, he isnt a hacker.
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>>147265606
but in the webm you could literally see you were walling -_- baka
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>>147265606
you ever play with steel anymore?
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>>147265769
no

>>147265641
>>147264281
Still can't figure out who you are, msg me on steam.
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>>147264886
>that first kill

why do people defend 32 tick demos
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>>147265861
nah im not gonna message you. i just think you're ok, compared to most of the attention whores here you're ok.
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>>147266014
I rarely ever post here but ok

Does anyone even remember the /id/autismspeaks meme from like a year ago?
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ANYBODY WHO PLAYS MATCHMAKING WITHOUT A MICROPHONE SHOULD UNINSTALL CS AND SLIT THEIR WRISTS
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>>147265884
Yah kirito is my hero but for real
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>>147265327
>>147265514
/id/Bangesh/
this should do
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>>147265553
better edit your videos
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>>147266445
agreed, but not the slicing part
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>>147266445
ANYBODY WHO PLAYS MATCHMAKING ____________________ SHOULD UNINSTALL CS AND SLIT THEIR WRISTS
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JUST LIKE A WHITE DOVE SINGS A SONG SOUNDS LIKE SHES SINGING OOH OOH
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>>147266717
If you can't give callouts or contribute to strategies then you're just a burden on your team and shouldn't be playing.
Unless you're some kind of counter strike god with aim and reaction time so inhuman that your pure skill alone is enough to compensate for the fact that you're a fucking retard for playing a team game without a mic. But that's never the case.
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>>147265861
im >>147264281, and i dont have you on steam or anything. i just remember that one video from jericho you were in and i remember your webms.
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>>147264281
I would post my webms but they are too shit and i cant find them
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>>147267212
there's nothing fun about playing a game where it's 4v5 and I'm the only one trying not to lose 16-0

I'm just tilted don't take me too seriously
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>>147265606
Any tips on what is bad looking kinda rushed this one because im going to the beach with the senpai for the 4th
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>>147267493
turn around
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>>147267620
turn around
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>>147267493
I need a hug, and some confident team mates
and lunch
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>>147267724
turn around bright eyes
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>>147267730
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>>147265327
>>147266568
last desperate bump
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>>147267975
i don't know what top do because i'm always in the dark
when living in a powder keg and giving off parks
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A friend got csgo just now, I'm supposed to show him the ropes. Any ideas how to do it?
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>>147267989
you need to post region and asl my man
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>>147268136
-teach him not to walk and shoot like every other shoots wants you to do
-teach him not to push into the enemies as an CT
-teach him to use his range proberly, not shooting an ump at awp range at somebody
-let him practice grenade throws
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>>147268136
show him this, and he'll know what to do from there.
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>>147267989
>>147268183
oh sorry, EU
>asl?
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>>147268136
show him around dust 2, teach him how recoil works, what guns are good, tell him to watch warowl to learn some basics
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What the fuck is this Javi vs AyylmaoTech match?
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>ey witeboi, pass me some of that ass jajaja

how do you respond?
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>>147176313
>cant count 1.6 because i pirated it, about 900h prolly, 120h on source and 649h on GO
>CM Storm Devastator 800 DPI, in game sens 2.13
>60hz
>1280x720 bb native 1366x768
>tuscan
>uhh flipsid3? idk
>jw
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>>147176313
>400 on CSGO, probably just a couple on CSS
>Logitech G100s. 400 dpi 1.8 game sens
>144hz
>4:3 stretched
>cache
>don't have on
>they talk about my 1-taps
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sometimes I feel like
something is wrong here
something is gone here
I don't belong here
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>>147176313 →
>I hope I do this right

> ~880 GO only
> Roccat Kone Pure, sens 1.2, 800dpi
> standard (120?)
> 16:9
> CBBL
> /
> Krimz
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>>147176313
>1900
>Logitech G303 (800 dpi/2.5 sens)
>60hz, upgrading to 144hz this week
>1280x960 (stretched)
>Overpass
>TyLoo
>Savage
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>>147176313
>955 hours on csgo
>steel series sensei 6/11 windows | 400 dpi | 2 in game
>75hz
>4:3 1024x768 bb
>dust 11
>navi
>seized
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do you think i could find someone to pay extra for this???
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>>147270374
stickers dont add extra value

if the buyer is looking for said weapon with stickers/ certain stickers they add value

very rare stickers add value nevertheless (Howl Sticker)
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>>147270552
how much extra do people tend to pay for rare stickers? also, what are some more examples of rare skins?
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>>147270790
barely anything. for stickers, look at what they go for on steam market
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>>147270790
take a look into csgo stash -website-
very high value stickers will add value to your weapon
how much they pay depends on the buyer, his nation and other stuff.
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I'LL EVENTUALLY GET A KNIFE IF I KEEP OPENING CASES
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>>147271130
>his nation
in what way?
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>>147271561
The max that Russians and Chinese will pay is 3 cents and that's if they can't successfully scam you
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>>147271561
>not me
>>147271649
I noticed that some people of some nations are more generous than others. with some you have to be strict with others more friendly.
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>>147272975
globaloffensivetrade
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>>147273486
thanks
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>15 minutes in queue
>I'm only eagle

what is this hell
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>>147229194
>tfw awp was considered the biggest bitch weapon in cs:s and banned on almost every server
>csgo kiddies think its the best gun
please
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>>147277038
awp is only balanced in a competitive setting, where money is earned and players will be taking the time to use smokes and flashes.

Majority of CS:S was casual 12v12's. On maps like bestbuy.
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>>147277612
don't forget 20V20 OFFICE 24/7 NO AWP NO AK
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>>147265553

1. you push the first smoke like an idiot
2. practice on bunny hop
3. don't shoot before you aim like you did at door kill
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>>147176313
>126/303/956 1.6/css/csgo
>redragon Centrophrous .5@2000dpi
>60hz
>1024x768
>de_prodigy
>none
>none
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FUCKING HELL WHY ARE THERE NO MATCHES BEING PLAYED
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>>147280809
There's a major starting on Tuesday you dumb slut
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>>147280976
yeah all these tier 3 teams must be so busy preparing for the major
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>>147280809
There's plenty of shit to bet on.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG10COV6wXA

Our guy uploaded a new SoloQ
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>cevo
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>>147281673
>complains about smurfs
>proceeds to smurf
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who do we stop people from being mean towards people who dont use mics?
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Whelp, this redditor just stumped everyone claiming that pros cheat.

https://www.reddit.com/r/VACsucks/comments/4qoh3w/just_kind_of_want_to_prove_a_point/
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http://steamcommunity.com/broadcast/watch/76561198314721668
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>>147282879
WarOwl is indifferent about smurfing. He only mentioned smurfs since smurfs make up 75% of non prime matchmaking with 24% being cheaters and 1% being actual people trying to play a game.
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ffs it's like as soon as i hit dmg, everyone became a fucking cheater.
will prime stop this shit?
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>>147283850
Just stay there next time gullible retard.
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>>147288173
Shut up you fatass virgin.
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>>147288234
I'm 30kg faggot
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>>147286470
1% being underageb& who couldn't add steam to their phone, more like.
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>>147283850
>this redditor
you have to go back.
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>>147288723
but he did...
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>>147288667
Bro I can't even afford a smartphone and I've got prime matchmaking. You can literally buy a $40 tracfone and register that number as your prime number.
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heres some fresh oc family
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stewie "literally our guy" 2k
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shit im not so sure if asif is the one on the right or left anymore
ill leave this here just in case
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCjv2ugKtj8

Can you be more of a cuck than this guy
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>>147290225
he is chinese therefore he is anime therefore he is not our guy
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>>147291652
lol what a gay
>muh discrimination
>10 years in theater
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>>147291652
>its irrelevant the racist remark is irrelevant but im gonna sit here and make a vid pandering to people with victim complexes
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cwispy
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>>147291867
hes white
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rate my hot b hold
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>>147291652
The definiton of a beta cuck numale
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>>147268940
>get away from me, you dirty favela monkey
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>>147294112
5/5 for the name alone
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>>147294112
Needs more Linkin Park/10
>>
so is it just always the case that if a game 9/10s the queue is just fucked? every time it happens to me it just says "waiting for game" and never actually tries to requeue
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>genetically bad reaction time

For every kennys there's me :(
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how are my picks /magog/?
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>>147298232
What the fuck Fer is an ugly motherfucker. Those Brazilian genetics at work.
>>
>>147298232
youre a fucking retard

commando-coldzera
clutch king-niko
ecowarrior-flusha
entry fragger-simple
sniper-GODfallen
>>
a month has passed why is this operation still going on
>>
lets roll-oll
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>>147300330
It will end when the weekly shit next ticks over
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>>147300417
spotted the toaster user
>>
why am i fucking even alive fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>
The P90 rush to get out of Silver meme is real. I thought that shit was just a meme but Silvers literally can't hit anything that is moving.
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>>147302419
>have hand tremors
>try to flick to everything to move as little as possible
>melt whenever someone is moving
>>
Is it just me or has there been a major influx of children playing? Is it the sale or just summer?
>>
>>147302851
Sale and summer combined.
>>
>>147302727
It's okay anon. I will be sniping and when someone gets in my crosshairs I start wiggling the mouse for some reason...

>>147302880
It fucking sucks.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c5SMdMgki4
>>
>playing mm
>hacker on the other team
>we lose 1st pistol
>guy on my team goes blatant on round 3 getting 4 one deags
>enemy calls him a hacker
>he denies it and calls himself a smurf
>him and the enemy team accuse each other of hacking the entire game
>one of the enemies literally calling out our positions in all chat when they started losing
when the hell are they going to update vac? the shit's not even a threat at this point.
>>
>get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
>alright i think i will play some csgo today!
>remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
>join
>we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
>pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
>we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
>my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
>on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
>I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits
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>>147303915
>shitters who buy defuse kits
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Why the fuck does the shooting in this game feel so... unresponsive? I can't see where my bullets are going. The spray is awkward and shitty. BURST FIRING increases your chances of dying because the other faggot is probably spraying you down.

JESUS FUCK!

VALVE PELASE! I just want to see where my fucking bullets are going.
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How do you guys think this will play out?
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>>147304228
>>147303915
>VALVE PELASE
>Valve please
This is 4chan, not Steam forums.
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>>147304408
Here's my predictions. 5/5 solid bet accordingly.
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>>147304561
who the fuck are those no names rofl
>>
>>147304674
Bellevue, Nebraska finals. Hoping to get on the radar.
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>>147283850
that guy is literally retardeed
>>
>>147304674
is this some new meme or something?
>>
Stuck in a 27-27 5OT match on VEVO
fuck me
>>
>>147283850
They should try having good aim, being at the highest level and then watching their clips back to see just how many times they "le aimlock"
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>>147305424
Oh, that explains why some pros have far more "le aimlock" incidences than others.
>>
>>147305516
>every pro that doesn't cheat plays the exact same way
>>
>>147305640
what are you even trying to say
>>
>>147305264 me
Finally won 31-29
3 hours
Gonna kms
>>
How do I man up and stop worrying about random guys online?

I am terrified someone is going to call me bad over mic.
>>
too adjusted to 128 tick for MM
too broke and shitty for ESEA

fill me in on CEVO and FACEIT magog
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>>147306950
they suck
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hi /csgog/ how do i get over pug anxiety
im in the top 5 of A+ and i got back to the points i had before my string of losses but now im scared of winning
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>>147176313

>1125
>logitech g303/2.1 400dpi
>144hz
>1290x900 stretched
>cache
>SK
>fer
>>
>>147306832
your are bad
>>
anyone have a free esea code?
>>
>>147307454
>wanting to be part of a botnet
>>
>>147297993
for every kennys there are hundreds of you
>>
Just bought this game for four bucks since it was the last game to own in the complete valve pack. How fast can I make the money back?
>>
>>147307851
as in drops?
who knows, you might get a very expensive skin, but you will most likely get 0.04 cent skins
>>
>>147306832
grow a spine anime shitter
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>tfw continuously getting spinbotters on my team
>>147303915
desu u suck hard if you get beaten by a bizon
>>
>tfw played so much faceit i got cooldown in mm cuz i stabbed my teamm8
>>
Welp, I joined an idle server to just try to farm items and I pressed a button then suddenly tons of achievements. Am I going to be banned from this game?
>>
>>147309490
I would delete the game, then download it again.
be more careful next time anon.
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>>147309490
why would you be banned?
>>
>>147309663
Yeah, it was my first time in an idle server because I just planned to farm items to make easy steam wallet dosh.

Then I pressed a button and it gave me tons of kills. I've never been in that type of server even though I've played TF2 since 2006. It felt like I was massively cheating.
>>
>>147309490
>>147309927
You can't get banned for achievement farming.
Hell, there's even a program you can use to force unlock all achievements in any steam game and it still doesn't ban you.
>>
>>147310145
I feel like the VAC system would be against that. Thanks for letting me know.
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>>147309167
I have over 3k hours in this game and have seen one spinbot
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>>147310297
the vac system doesnt even work retard
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I can't win.

I'm stuck at LE and go anywhere from 4-1 to 3-1 every game and I can't do anything but tie or lose.
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>>147310427
That's not true, my father died because he got banned from the VAC system. Please don't joke around like that.
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Help.
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>>147310441
I can't win.

I'm stuck at S4 and go anywhere from 4-1 to 3-1 every game and I can't do anything but tie or lose.
>>
>>147310441
More like 4-1-30 lmaaaoooo
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>>147310583
SK gaming and Liquid.
>>
>>147310583
EnvyUS and Meme2
>>
>>147310297
VAC works by checking for shit that's messing with the game while you're playing AND is on Valve's cheat database

Modded servers cannot cause VAC bans, neither can programs that don't touch the actual game, and neither can programs that aren't public and can't be added to the list of cheats

It's amazing that people still think VAC does anything other than get rid of the dumbest of retards who use public cheats older than a few days
>>
>>147310620

Isn't most of the thread gold nova?
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>>147310721
no im silver too
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>>147310658
>>147310709
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>>147310583
Did Favelas not get into this major?
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>>147310540
your father passed down his retarded genes to you
>>
>>147310825
They are SK.
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>>147310804
Welcome to the Decision Game.
>>
>>147310904
Retards don't wear genes, idiot. They wear sweat pants because they don't know how to clean up after themselves.
>>
>>147310923
That makes sense for some reason. Was looking for the ugly fucking Luminosity logo but I guess the Brazilians play for a German organization now for whatever fucking reason. What is with Germans and taking in brown people?
>>
>>147228187
I do believe something is supposed to happen..
>>
When is the fucking Five-SeveN going to get nerfed?
>>
>>147310904
is that lolyou?
>>
>>147311520

not every slightly effective gun that isnt the M4 or AK needs to be nerfed
>>
>>147311914
no, just the Five-Seven and Tec-9
>>
>>147311914
they dn't need to nerf the five seven they need to fix the ak/m4
>>
>>147312262

The AK and M4 variants are pretty much perfect. With the exception of every pistol being an RNG machine and shotguns being worthless the guns are all pretty well balanced right now.
>>
>>147312386
I hate how useless shotguns are

>hit dude at medium range once and do 47 damage
>get in dude's face and hit 3 times for 16 damage
Any shotgun other than the 1014 is a joke weapon.
>>
Buying anything other then these weapons is trolling.
AK-47/M4's
Aug/the other one
AWP
Five-Seven/Tec-9
P250
UMP-45
Mac-10
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>>147313454
mp7 and mag7 is good
also scout can be good
>>
>>147313659
mag7 is borderline trolling.
>>
>>147313740
mag7 can one shot up close to the body. it's genuinely good.
cz is also good up close
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>>147313454
buying the aug is definitely trolling

the krieg is good
>>
>>147313454
uhmmmm!??!!? SCOUT?!?!?!
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>feel like de-ranking
>only right click on guns like glock or famas to make funny clicking sounds
>run around and troll like that
>watch as endless hilarity unfolds
>>
How the fuck do you actually get promoted? Before last reset I got up to MG2 no problem but I've been at nova 2 for a month, and won 13 of my last 20 games with good scores.
>>
>>147316252
after the rank shift if you're in the silver-nova range you need to carry at least a good 20 games to rank up

I have a gn1 smurf and won my last 10 or so games with twice as many kills as everyone else and the rank still didn't change
>>
>>147283850
why are people this stupid allowed to have an opinion
>>
>>147316884
because if you call them a retard you get downvoted to hell and they cannot see your post
>>
>tfw no csgogs to play with
>>
>>147317839
post your profile qt
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>>147317839
>tfw lots of csgogs to play with but dont feel like it
>>
>>147310368
What rank?
>>
>>147317953
http://steamcommunity.com/id/jiggytron/
>>
>>147317839
>still playing csgo
>wanting to play with the retards in this thread
u a special kind of dumb
>>
help

i can't decide

http://www.strawpoll.me/10653196
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>>147319115
>stained
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>>147314653
le epic SCOUT TRAINING confirmed
>>
Hah, wow.

>https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4r19lx/as_of_3th_june_we_will_disband_our_squad_due_to/

Those fuckers lost me a lot of money because of that. I knew they looked shady.
>>
>>147319529
What was the story? Its [deleted]
>>
>>147319564
2 Splyce players got exposed buying cheats.
>>
>>147319529
>already deleted by mods
>people in the comments saying "nah he just got his acc hacked"

they're not even trying to be subtle with the damage control
>>
>>147319529
JasonR and arya just confirmed its fake
>>
>>147297993
just get some cheats and you'll compete with the best of them xx
>>
>>147319605
LMAO
>>
>>147319605
>>147319529
It's fake, they're not banned at all

https://play.esea.net/users/381896

https://play.esea.net/users/398419
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>>147319564
kek
>>147319608

Nigga I hacked FGB yesterday
I just hate reddit
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>>147319773
I remember being 15 too
>>
>>147319529
arya was just playing with dazed
>>
>>147319828
Do you remember marketing class where if you delete the main PR account, you lose money?
>>
>you will never live in the c9 house and have desperate gamer grills around grovelling for your dick 24/7
just kill me senpai
>>
>>147319773
3th of june is perfect senpai.
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>>147319696
They got exposed BUYING them.
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>>147320306
Nigga what are you talking about, I just did it to crash the sticker prices and wasting peoples money for trying to price manipulate

it was 1.7€ just now
>>
>tfw I get a kill while full flashed because my timing was good but my team calls it fishy
I play like shit people bitch I get some nice shots people bitch
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>>147320259
straight outta reddit
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>>147228071

>tfw we will never get this
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how do i compress a gif? its 6.91 right now, limit is 4 right?
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>>147320259
>using a zeus
wow $300 but at least it'll get upvotes, you lost the 1v1afterwards then, right?
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Treat your puchis well if you are a true CS:GO fan
>>
>>147321507
>>147321818
>those filenames
>only 2 (two) posts in 45 minutes
You're not the real tornmonster.
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>Not dropping 35 bombs in casual against hackers
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>>147323142
never said i was
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>>147321952
>20 seconds left
>4 grenades left
>running away from the bomb on A site (???)

Something tells me he doesn't win the 1v1
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw2-ToUtBFc&feature=youtu.be

umm?? gotards??
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>tfw no anime gf to play csgo with
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>>147325298
just stop getting banned holy heck
>>
>>147283850
fuck he is dumb
>>
>>147313454

ye u suck m8 I'll ace your team with an xm

also no mp9? lol
>>
page ten
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>>147329587
`????? its page 2
>>
>tfw you will never reach global
and yes who cares if you play on faceit/esea if you're no global on mm you're shit
>>
>>147331663
I prefer to die in a horrible death than being a filthy disgusting weeb
>>
only a couple of days left before we get stormed by normies
>>
>>147332645
I decided to come in early.
BTW does having the stream open in twitch and csgo increase your chances of getting a drop?
>>
>>147332795
You are the definition of a normie. 15 year old edgy tryhard. No one wants you here.
>>
>>147332894
as long as you type !drop in both chats
>>
>>147332970
it's true desu, we don't want you here
>>
>>147333128
try going outside for once fatty
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we dont bully animes here
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>>147333798
anime belongs in the trash fastso
>>
Who else is getting excited to watch the toggles?
>>
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>>147313454
>not buying sawed off
see thats why you suck at this game
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>>147334932
senpai it's dual burritos every round 4 me
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>>147331168
https://youtu.be/ntVgiFmbv_o
a good sub is necessary
>>
>>147334967
2 tacos wont make you rich
>>
>>147331168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G333Is7VPOg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBYD9_8NeZc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFteKByG5Q4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FBfAQ-NDE
>>
>>147336062
wew you actually like it
ive got many more of this genre
https://youtu.be/JP6RiYUONeY
>>
>>147331626
Supreme is good enough, the skill difference is negligible.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew-FnPkepOY
>>
Hhey guysmhowmakmomwippoedmtom use trhemsecout, it ski dogmas a difficulty gun

Thanks in advance
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>>147336785
i always go fucking insane in dm when i put this on
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>>147336591
do you have a decent subwoofer
https://youtu.be/G9CVd55f14k
>>
>>147337113
Wowwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Me too I have 900 dollar razer Tiamat its epicenter masks skims skis. Doem disorder disks skim wow, I'm going back and the rest of my favorite part is whenever I'm bored
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>>147337113
magnificent
https://youtu.be/Dtlrp0xsx-Y
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PZ4M5JjTQ8
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>line up the reddirt preaim
>it actually works
why do I even bother with this shithole when its just anime losers sorry excuse of a social life meanwhile reddit is coming up with innovative game changing tech
>>
notice my trax senpai
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>>147339084
one more for good measure
https://youtu.be/59_CDT7UtDw
>>
>>147313454
no deagle
>gg silver scum
>>
>>147339084
>*notices your trax*
thx senpai
>>
Do you really feel the difference if your fps is 300+ versus 200? Or is it just a placebo effect?

I'm using a 120hz monitor and I honestly can't tell.
>>
pubic hair
>>
>>147341450
no. as long as its consistent you wont notice anything.
>>
>slavs
https://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/749619025366421505
>>
>haven't played in a while
>lost rank
>have to soloq
>literally get 4 russians 3 games in a row
I guess it's time to move on to Overwatch
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>>147339819
what is your favorite kind of music anon
>>
how much better is your dm compared to your comp aim?
>>
>>147351604
i'm better at playing aggressively in dm, which is probably kinda obvious because there's less risk

dming helps my t side play more than ct
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our terrorist is live with drama
>>
*lets a little bit of pee run down leg*
>>
Haven't played in a few months, what's this gay shit where the screen goes black when I die?
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>>147351604

Way better in dm
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>>147353176
._.
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>>147353234
How is that even possible? The highest I ever got were 80 kills and I just didn't see any more enemies to kill.
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>>147353845

Getting more than 80 kills is mostly luck, but you do need to use the radar a lot and be extremely quick.
>>
post your favorite map and your favorite Smashing Pumpkins song
>>
>>147354918
overpass
1979
>>
>>147354918
Overpass
Silverfuck
>>
>"The shotguns were useful and encouraged a different playstyle not focused around sitting in corners with rifles so we made them completely worthless"
>>
>>147352021
Does he still do giveaways? Only reason why I'm subbed to him desu.
>>
>stop all movement
>aim at head
>click
>miss

>gotards will defend this
>>
>>147354918
Inferno
1979
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who /tilts teammates/ here?
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Fnatic, SK or G2?
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>>147359540
our guys or bust
>>
Give me the exact breakdown on how to get the Bronze Pick 'Em for cheapest.
>>
Ayyy Thorin:
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/749642563905257472
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>>147359540
I believe in our shoxie~~
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>>147359540
umm NiP????
heloOO??
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>>147359618
Can't fucking wait.
>>
>tfw all of your comp rounds fit into one of these categories
>you die at the start of the round doing 20 damage
>you don't see any enemies and your team does the work for you
>successfully clutch against 2-3 people
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please buy my knife

it's really nice and has a good pattern and a low float

bskn.co/view_item?item_id=6779579543
>>
>>147362587
purchased ;^3
>>
>>147362587
>bskn.co
you expect me to click that link?
>>
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>>147362762
but you can see it for yourself right there on the website???

>>147362716
ty :3
>>
why can't dennis be cute like pronax!!!!
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>>147362989
*scams u*
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Any of you guys doing the pickem thing?

Debating whether to save to invest in foils or do the pickem
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>>147363668

do the pickem you pussy
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>>147352021
Thanks m0e assad
>>147359992
BUMP LET'S GO
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>>147363668
nah
I already have a gold trophy from the last major and I can only display one so getting more is a waste of money
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>>147363345
*kicks u in the nuts* u ain't got nothings on me
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>>147351841
its called crossbreed
a cross genre between drum n bass and hardcore

shit made me addicted desu
>>
>>147363668
You do realize that the trophies are literally worthless? Why would you even want them unless you're full plebbit?
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>>147364549
c-cuz it looks cool
>>
just moved to maui, shipping my rig out in a week or so. anyone know what the queue is like round these parts? dont really wanna queue with a bunch of ausies, fuckin kiwi cunts
>>
>who /leftoverpizzaforbreakfast/ here?
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>>147360041
heuheuehuehue
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>>147364608
not that guy, but they dont even look cool desu
>>
>>147358806
I do senpai
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>>147364608
>>147364549
i like them because its fun to have some virtual worthless crap riding on a game.
>>
should I start playing csgo or is it too late to get into it
>>
>>147371627
summertime
half off
>just do it
>>
>>147363668
literally buy some cheap fnatic stickers while theyre not doing so well, when they win another 6 tournaments in a row everyone will be buying olofs.
then you can do the pickem
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>>147371627
skill curve is steep af senpai. you can't (can't) just play the game and learn it from there. you'll have to watch and read tutorials and practice if you ever want to play well.
if you're not into that, don't buy it, or atleast play it with friends.
theres a pro scene you can watch which is pretty good imho. drama and shit happens like every week.
>>
>>147371627

never too late my man. i went from casually dming and pubbing to supreme in a year
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>>147372543
after a year im mge
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>>147362587
save the thread

buy my knife
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>>147375612
>Not a gemrald, ruleby or sappfire
no
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>>147375737
its a rare ruby AND sapphire pattern

a ten thousand dollar value, yours for $295
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHunyICgwVg
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>cro will never ever come back and fuck linda on stream
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>spoderman profile pic
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>>147379182
oh man i remember last year too
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>>147376497
>>147376497
i miss that madman
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>>147331168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udi4oWwiloc
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>>147331168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5JBLkjgP4Q
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uhhh how much above market is a like 0.16 float m9 night worth?
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>>147380763
go look on op skins
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>>147331168
https://soundcloud.com/kamomesano/a003_07
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>>147380763
do some research yourself you lazy cunt

my guess is that it's not worth much more because everything but a fn night looks complete shit anyway
>>
Does anyone else remember when fl0m was considered one of the best awpers in NA. What happened?
>>
>flom awper in NA
kek LMAO kys
>>
>>147381469
he literally never was unless you mean when no one played GO. he's more inconsistent than moe and worse overall
>>
>>147381626
When he was on Tempo he was consistently the best player on the server. Who was better than him at that time? Skadoodle and maybe Shazam are the only two I can think of.
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>top frag
>get kicked
>up in rounds
>get kicked
>buy whiners weapons seconds after they insult me
>get kicked
>win the round 3 on 1
>get kicked
>"SMALL BUY, BAITING, SHIT CROSSHAIR PLACEMENT, WALKING, BUYING X GUN, WHY ARE YOU NOT PLAYING EXACTLY THE WAY I WOULD BAWWWWWWWW"

I have ranked up from DMG to LEM in a fucking week and I would be GE right now if not for millennial upper middle-class Monster-chugging swagfag memester white kids kicking me because they project their total inability to win games onto me.

I can't wait to reach GE so I can never touch competitive matchmaking ever again. I am so sick of faggots who insist you play 100% according to whatever pro gamer spots and corners they saw on CSGOLounge betting tourneys. I am very angry.
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>>147382020
>kicked for using the autoshotty
>on inferno
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>>147382020
>light the last guy for 50
>his location is known
>he doesn't leave (its pit on inferno)
>my two remaining team members are too autistic to drop their awps for rifles and he kills one of them, then the other because they can't land any shots

(wake me up)
>>
>>147382020

>on T side, 5v2 situation postplant
>3 retards peek and get killed for no reason
>teammate dies, I trade
>1v1 situation
>end up whiffing a spray and dying
>"WOOOOOOW DUDE YOU'RE FUCKIN TERRIBLE"

now i see why noone likes to solo queue unless theyre deranking on purpose or smurfing
>>
>"I don't know how she was on my followed list. It must've been some sort of virus."
Moe is so full of shit and despite that he has about 3000 cucks in his stream defending his lying ass.
>>
>>147383884
What happened?
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post game stations
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>>147384032
see >>147376018
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>>147384032
He was hooking up with some hoe on some dating app.
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how to bet by csgods
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>>147376018
>what exactly did he msg you. can you please paste me everything he said
Full damage control mode activated.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fU2QG-lV0
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>>147384512
So he does what literally every man in the world does? Shit like tinder is popular for a fucking reason.
>>
>>147384512
Who the fuck cares?
>>
>>147384870
I do. Moe's retarded antics are funny as fuck.
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>>147384421
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>>147384421
>Win10
>gaymen headset
>chrome
>gdq
>>
>>147385895
*vomits eternally*
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>>147384512
isn't he married?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fU2QG-lV0

Defend this GOtards
>>
Do any of you main maps?

I'm new and play only cache, is this a good thing to do?
>>
>>147386510
sell all your skins now before it becomes illegal
>>
>>147387179
i queue every map on esea except d2 and usually only get mirage/cache
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>>147386481
That's the joke.
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I recently found a CS:S-based bhop/surf mod which has zero-lag autobhop and can play any map from CS:GO, CS:S, TF2, and Gmod.
It's 100% free and looks to be way more promising than anything any source bhop mod has pulled off before. Go play it you fugs.
http://momentum-mod.org/install
Oh and if it doesnt launch go to their Github page and download 4.0 instead, it worked for me.
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>>147388041
wtf all my skins are gone
>>
>>147388561
thanks 4 skines
>>
>>147388041
You own this server, don't you? You gotta disclose that in your post, brah.
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>>147388041
>not playing scroll in css
what a pleb
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>>147388750
Yeah dude don't forget to disclose your anonymous affiliation to this free product
Shilling your 0 ping "server" what a fucking ass
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Guys I put 0.13 value on our girls.
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>>147390787
thanks 4 skines
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>banned from matchmaking due to votekicks
>"Oh well lets try Faceit"
>banned immediately after 1 game
>no idea why
>>
>>147386510

How much money can i get from owning a cs gambling site?

Anyone wanna partner?
>>
jumpman jumpman jumpman jumpman
>>
>>147392619
Welcome to CSGO enjoy your stay :)
>>
>>147393725
if you market it right you can make a lot, there are so many gambling sites being made nowadays though so I don't really think it's worth it

if you have the means though then why the fuck not? I'd do it myself but I'm too poor to risk being involved in shady shit
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>>147394730

I'll do a site where you bet on 1v1 bot matches to win skins
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>>147298678
>Niko
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>>147394939
That's actually not that bad of an idea
definitely more exciting than a fucking coinflip

would steal idea if I was a jew
>>
>>147390787
What time are they gonna play?
>>
how about you check csgolounge
>>
looking at girls makes my peepee feel funny, is that bad?
>>
>>147396638
no
>>
>>147396638
very
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>>147394939
shitty idea since its purely rng. what we need is salty bet with csgo skins.
>>
>>147397521

>saltybet
>not rng
>>
>>147397617
it's not. if you watch long enough, you figure out some character's strengths and weaknesses. how do you think people manage to maintain a fuck load of salt?
>>
>>147229194
>"100% accurate at any range"
Fuck this meme. "Accuracy" is a fucking meme when it comes to weapons, it's all about muzzle climb, recoil, and most importantly the accuracy of the shooter. Guns are more accurate than people. Accuracy is not a legit weapon trait
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>>147384783
>>147386510
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>>147398470
suh dude
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hey post some A+ professional h@cker webms, need for referencexdf
>>
>>147398570
suh dude
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>>147398613
>>
Cx
>>
PLEASE VALVE BAN GAMBLING
>>
>CS blow will be the thing that kills Valve

Fuck you guys
>>
>>147402361
>CS blow
What did he mean by this?
>>
>JoshOG has an equity share in CSGOLotto
>Claims that he is only sponsored
>He is equally responsible as those CoD cucks

wew

looks like h3h3 is starting to getting rid of all the faggots in csgo
>>
>>147404162
VapeNation Based h3h3 VapeNation
>>
>>147404568
>goo gobbler mad the only thing in his pathetic life is coming crashing down
time to move on and get a life loser
>>
>>147404942
wut

anyways, since you clearly got this from reddit, I went and looked at their threads and wow they are retarded. You can't gamble on your own site because it's illegal? haha what? Besides the whole illegal gambling in the first place, there's no reason you can't gamble on your own site/casino. fucking retards. Never mind that the law Ethan keeps bringing up only applies to parties where it is assumed they would buy/invest/whatever in the product themselves. So if every streamer is being sponsored, the consumer of content should assume that a streamer who is gambling is sponsored even if they dont disclose it if it is a reasonable sized stream. It's why you don't see a caveat on every Consumer Reports review with "We were given this for review purposes" but a blog on Wordpress would legally need to disclose that they got a camera they were given to review since you wouldn't assume every blogger is just given a camera or whatever.

Now it is shady as fuck, but aside from gambling being illegal, it's not illegal. Reddit needs to calm down and just keep pushing valve to address it because it is illegal, not because streamer have a weak moral compass.
>>
dazed status = \
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>>147405297
What about pretending not to be affiliated (and lying when asked) with the website when you own it? Probably illegal.
Also it is very suspicious and immoral to gamble on your own website when you are able to control the outcome of the coin flips. IF proven, 100% illegal
>>
hey

good private hacks?

thanks
>>
>>147406086
beanware
>>
>>147405939
who is he talking about?
>>147406086
memeware
>>
>>147406182
rooroo
>>147406084
that's only weeds though, the other guys said they owned it after the vid came out. weeds is the one who denied it and no one cares about him.

you're probably right about manipulation being illegal, but also, skins aren't money and thus aren't as cut and dry to regulate as casino chips which exist for the purpose of being exchanged for money.

it is shady af and all, but really you can't do anything besides raise a fuss about that. i mean i've even seen moe do flips on wild or whatever against site owners. lots of site owners bet on their own sites but no one cares because they don't make videos about while leaving out the fact they own the site.
>>
Reminder that it's literally 2016 and Flusha hasn't been banned yet
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>>147406404
what reason would he have to throw tho?
>>
>>147406681
you missed when dazed went full paranoid. he was yelling that roo only tries when he's against dazed, is throwing because he's a master troll, and picked overpass only because dazed hates that map.
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>>147406086
if you give me $20 worth of skins ill send you mine :^)
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>>147242662
m8 true story not sure if youre here now but i got banned yesterday for "Very Distruptive"

game ban through overwatch

i was spinnign in spawn though with full man 5 derank
>>
>>147408358
whats your steam?
>>
>>147409059
/id/stary
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>>147409536
added
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>>147387179
cache has most hackers, so if you're lucky, easy ranks, if you're unlucky, easy deranks
>>
>>147387215
was about to literally do this
>>
Time to sell my skins I don't even really play much anymore anyway.

Plus I usually just get bitched at cause I'm GN2 and apparently I'm not allowed expensive stuff.
>>
has godsent done anything relevant since malmo?
I don't really follow the pro scene but I like pronax
>>
>5 am
>haven't slept at all
wew
>>
>>147414639
REAL NIGGA HOURS
>>
>>147414192
nice life choices
>>
>>147414846
you're a dumb nigger
>>
>>147414982
timezones senpai
>>
Oh boy, it's another "CSGO gambling scandal" episode, how many times are they going to rerun this one?
>>
this is easily the most dead general in the entirety of /vg/
>>
>>147417612
at the time of my post the thread was literally going to 404
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whos going to cologne this weekend wooohooo
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Is CS GO user rate going to plummet if the government scrutinizes the skin gambling shit that's plaguing the game?
>>
>>147418034
They won't. Proxy gambling like this won't ever be addressed by actual courts until about 10-15 years in the future.
>>
ooh ooh ooh is there drama

I've been away for a while
>>
>>147288234
bumping this
>>
they're 8-2 in open what do i say to him
im really autistic and bad at word
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>>147420812
im goin with "yea sure" wat u think?
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>>147420876
its too normie
they will think you cant handle it and ask someone else
>>
>>147420547
is that our boy with the dirt peeks pete?
>>
where my senpaitachi at?
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>>147414639
S L E E P I S F O R T H E W E A K
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>>147421020
>>147421596
8 minutes, no response
its over
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>>147422427
14 minutes no reply
killing myself goodbye
>>
>>147422518
im gonna lay down and hope he doesn't respond so i don't have to interact with other human beings
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>>147422987

:s
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poopie in my pyjamas :(
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>>147418034
hopefully.


>implying it isn't going to plummet by itself anyway
>>
I haven't played a counter strike game in over a decade but when did virtual skins become such a high value thing in the community?

I really don't understand why people would gamble them either it is all cosmetic right?
>>
>>147423502
they are worth money.
>>
>>147423502
>when did virtual skins become such a high value thing in the community?
2014
>I really don't understand why people would gamble them either
for more/better skins
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fU2QG-lV0

CS is getting btfo.

What's next? People find out Valve are selling cheats and pretending they can't detect them? I wouldn't be surprised.

CSGO is dying.
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>>147423781

if skins = real money then...

>>147423905

this is illegal gambling...

Should it be limited to 18+? Kids will just steal their parents cards or get a prepaid to pay for the gambling but most kids don't have the self control to know when to stop gambling. Just taking a glance at some of the CSGO gamble videos up on YT in the comments "my birthday is coming up can't wait".

Feels disgusting to look at.
>>
>>147422460
you tried anon
you tried
say hello to the darkness, its an old friend
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4r6hym/people_have_found_a_way_to_force_cheaters_into/

anyone read how this works?
>>
>>147424386
>this is illegal gambling...
not really. they're betting skins(aka fake currency), not money. also, no gambling site offers a cash out option that gives you real money in exchange for your skins.
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>>147424471
>removed
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>>147424471
hello reddo
>>
>>147424471
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Otjrom3ROZsJ:https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4r6hym/people_have_found_a_way_to_force_cheaters_into/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

>>147424839
I'm not clicking that.

BTW ESEA checks DNS history to see if you go to any cheating sites, fair warning for anyone with ESEA thinking of clicking this.
>>
>>147393725

the top site clear 100's of thousands a month

The ship is about to sail tho

Expect regulations sooner rather than later
>>
so i found this new site called csgolotto lol
>>
>be a parent
>my kid is playing videogames
>have a lot of shit on my plate
>rarely talk with my kid
>my kid loses thousands of dollars on a website
>...
>FUCKING VALVE

Everytime
>>
sell your skins

its gonna all come crashing down soon
>>
>>147425218
it's really great that you have cherry picked a situation that barely ever actually happens.

Like how simple do you think the world you live in is?
>>
>>147425423
that was basically h3h3 argument tho.
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>>147405297

this is illegal as fuck
laws are being broken, such as fraud, extortion, and facilitating a gambling environment for minors

In the moe instance,
1.he lied about the integrity of the site
2.fixed rolls is not gambling, if the patrons have a 0% to win it is no longer gambling it's stealing
3. The retard tried to extort and blackmail (lol)
4. The underage aspect

In the Psy/JoshOG case

1. lies about the integrity of the site
2. more fixed gambling (if you have expensive float they can just take it)
3. underage gambling again

The retards who defend them really blow my mind

Skins=money

They are taking money from you and you people defend them. The only reason you would need to defend them is if you yourself are underage and addicted to gambling. I don't even gamble on cs, this is an outside perspective.
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>that h3h3 video

uh gotards?
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>>147424606

it's real money to twat

you can just go to opskins and cash out

this fiasco is on the way down
>>
CASH OUT

CSGO IS DEAD
>>
how do we regulate betting /csgog/
>>
>>147425703
>>147425849
links no work
>>
SK is going to play the best they ever played and literally DESTROY everyone
screencap this
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>>147425659
>you can go to a third party website that has nothing to do with gambling to cash out
maybe you should get rid of opskins then...
>>
http:/www.4chan.org/blog/article/eating-dicks-lmao-faggot
>>
>>147426127

nah how about you start gambling when you're of age buddy ;^)
>>
>>147426305
im 21...
>>
http://www.4cha.org/blog/article/stop-copying-my-memes-unoriginal-faggot-you-a-follower-for-life
>>
>The only reason CS:GO is popular is due to crates and gambling
>If the US government cracks down on CS:GO say bye to this game's esports scene

Pick your poison.
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>>
I'm going to bed and I hope I never wake up.
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>>147426380

then you shouldn't give a fuck about the regulations
>>
>>147426848
le who gives a fuck faec
>>
>>147426324
>>147426679
guys your links are not working
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>>147427027
what regulations? the only thing i've seen is whining with no talk of actual solutions.
>>
Guys, i'm OG McSkillet's manager and you have to stop this thread right now because there is too many secret skine tips. Cease now or I will take action.
>>
>let's see what deathrun is like in this game
>maps look like they were made by colorblind people
>BHop scripts everywhere
What went wrong? It was fun in 1.6.
>>
So, /deadgen/, post your Pick 'Ems
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>>147428130
csgo is a completely different game with a counter strike skin slapped on.
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>>147428409
I like the game so far, I'm just disappointed by deathrun server owners.
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>>147428237
>buying stickers
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>>147252313
Jesus fuck (You) fatass.
>>
>>147428237
free >>147298678
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>>147265606

How do you get your demos so smooth? Whenever I review mine it looks like I'm watching 1900's rolling film.
>>
>>147265606
Your arrogance is bothersome
>>
>>147268940

The white man shall rule CS again.
>>
>>147428676
>Fantasy
>Pick 'Em
Here's to your ability to read
>>
hey so i turned my $17 skin into $1050USD today coinflipping on a betting site. i dont really play cs, what can i do with the skins i won?
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someone betting?
should i go with it or change?
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>>147429350
follow your heart, anon
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>>147429345
sell them on opskins for paypal dosh
>>
>>147429878
whats the return rate? i imagine they take a large commission. does it take ages for listings to sell on there or does it depend on the item?
>>
>>147429789
my heart says "what the fuck"
>>
Can one be more based than this man?
>>
>>147426848
Pretty much this. CSGO is a pretty shit game compared to how large its eSports following is. The eSports scene for CSGO only exists because of the large amount of betting/gambling attached to it.

Sure you can regulate gambling and try to "clean up the scene" but then say goodbye to the scene desu.
>>
>>147429945
depends on the item and how low youre going to price the item from its normal price
from a 85$ item i got 76$ but since its a really safe site it was kind of worth it
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>>147430246
>citation needed

why 1.6 cs was extremely popular
>>
How do we fix CSGO gambling, magog?
Another scandal like this and we're done.
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>>147430506
It was released when the video game (as especially the FPS) market wasn't as saturated as it is today.
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>>147430647
>>147430246
>>147426848


all those redditors
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>17 hours
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>>147430241

Flusha for blatantly cheating without giving one fuck
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CLG preparing to be shipped home after the groups
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>>147430651
there is not another competitively viable FPS game in the world with a decent folowing. COD and halo are console trash and no one that likes CS is going to touch it.

CS has it's own culture and attracts the people who simply aren't satisfied with other games. I'm talking about high level, not casual/mm players.
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>>147427405

they will have to follow fcc regs just like other gambling places. This will mean state licenses for sites and a bunch of other legal bullshit
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>>147435997
you mean ftc or something else. fcc does very specific things, and internet streams are not one of them.

go away reddit
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>>147433264
>tarik will never win one for da land
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>>147436382
Is the land America or Turkei
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>>147436254

no, you go to reddit?
is this a meme
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>tfw JoshOG or Tmartn answer won't be this single image
such a missed opportunity
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>>147438284

ive been away for a long while what did M0e do?

like i know he's done a lot of shit but whats the biggest thing he's done
>>
>>147438514
well this time he's not involved, it's just a meme
>>
>>147438704

yeah i know but what did he do before this
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>>147439061
cheating
blackmailing
fraud
>>
I haven't given a fuck about this game since january why do I still come here
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millenium vs agg will be the only interesting match today and millenium will win

mark my words
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How has Prime affected cheating?
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>>147440154
it is much more enjoyable now
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>>147435997
they aren't giving away money tho. just skins. there's no grounds for regulations.
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>>147439259

oh my
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>>147440154
I laugh when I toggle and people say that there arent supposed to be cheaters in prime
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>>147440234
Just because you don’t enable cash-outs doesn’t mean your virtual goods are compliant with gambling statutes.

gambling rules are enforced on virtual currency AND virtual goods as well
>>
>Nuke is a great map! I want to thank Valve for this. It's such a good map for teams that are practicing it. We are ready to play Nuke as after we lost this map at the ECS Finals, we analyzed and fixed a lot of mistakes.
Simple really is our Guy isn't he?
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10664292/

http://www.strawpoll.me/10664292/

http://www.strawpoll.me/10664292/

http://www.strawpoll.me/10664292/

http://www.strawpoll.me/10664292/
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Explain

T H I S
H
I
S

gotards.
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Man I didn't know the Internet was so full of legal experts on gambling/virtual goods/business
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>>147441701
gotta help my boy dazed out
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>>147441885
dazed is a master jew. giving skins away for playing his dm but only if you're already giving him money. his servers are better than fragshack, but fragshack has better players. they need to fix their servers giving me choke for no reason though. so many shitters on ncg
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>>147441740
you know the big scandal about people tricking stupider people into putting money on their business
well it's about the same
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>>147440794
i honestly doubt that since that would crackdown on plain old gambling games.
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>>147442056
desu if i had a gf i would let dazed cuck me
>>
our guy is streaming
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
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csgolounge is literally the most wholesome of all these skin websites.

literally our guys from day 1
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>>147445309
dota wins again
>>
>drastic reduction in underage players
>drastic reduction in cheaters
>valve stops listening to the hordes of retarded reddits
>no more salaried players
>no more steam personalities
>all skins are worth pennies
>only comfy basement lans

Please die csgo please die csgo
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>>147446208
this please
it would kill all the cancer that has been spreading and make the community good again
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>>147446208
basement lans wont come back. the guys who held those all work in the business, ryu and zeus for example. the closest we'll get is bts picking up csgo
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Liquid or nv help me go tards
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>>147447667
>those odds
skip and go low on shitside
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>>147446754

who the fuck is Josh is it one of the scamtubers that h3h3 talked about
>>
>move up to SMFC
>mge scrubs in my friends list still inviting me

How can I politely tell them to fuck off?
>>
>>147447667
liquid
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>>147448085
Invite them to your games. Force them to get good.
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>>147448085
let em know SMFC or higher
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>>147448085
you're a faggot who cares about ranks they mean nothing
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>>147448010
yeah his name on twitch is JoshOG or something like that
i guess he was part owner of csgolotto, but never told anyone and he used to gamble on the site on his streams
reddit link if you want it
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4r5c44/joshog_admits_to_owning_an_equity_interest_in/
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what gonna happen to skins ?
>>
>>147448441

why the fuck do u call it a sponsorship if you fucking own it
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>>147448571
who care...
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>>147448581
Trying to save face. The other two owners said they bought into it after using the site when they owned it from the beginning.
They are all literal retards
>>
>>147448441
someone post weeds with 2 dicks.gif
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>>147448773
>this
why do people care so much about who's owning what?
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i woke up and still no pm but he checked my profile
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>>147449568
im not glad that youre still alive
>>
why this general so dead?

does nobody here play?
>>
>>147450643
The only use for these threads is when matches are happening.
CS:GO drama or news is so uninteresting and impossible to discuss that it takes 5 minutes of reddit to catchup on a weeks worth of news.
>>
Do we know what is Summit's gambling website?
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remember that anime cheater trip?
i forgot his name :(
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Kek.
Even Fartman is making fun of the scandal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL-0MNEcELU
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>>147452257
nonono it was back in like 2014
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>>147452390
siz, gay5, tali. one of them
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>>147452707
tali yeah
i miss tali
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>>147452838
i miss all of them, even cacti with his shitty black lam
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I was told there was drama here?

GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, DOCTOR
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>>147453078
>>>/reddit/
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>>147453078
its cancer
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>>147450643
i play thats why i dont post
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who win esl16?
>>
>>147453078

just check h3h3 last video
>>
>>147456176
nip (our boys)
>>
>>147456176

link
>>
ummm??????? olof???
>>
I need a copy of CS:GO. I can trade one of these games for it: Call of Juarez: BiB, FEAR 1, FarCry 2:FE, Just Cause 2. If you have a code, I want to activate that code first before I send you a game. Send me a trade offer man.

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=46876522&token=Ao4vP3F0
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>>147456772
full image
(picked wrong 1 lol)
>>
still no response why would you pm me and then not reply
>>
>>147456772
>>147456956

HOLEE FUCK SO THIS IS HOW THEY GET AWAY WITH CHEATING
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>>147456176
g2 (the frogs)
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>>147457128
the hacks are in his benis lol :-DDDDDDD
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>>147456956
nice horse-cock, olof
>>
>>147457217

this makes so much sense

but can he please a woman like a bbc though
>>
>>147456956
csgo players are literally the alphaest of all esports by a large margin, holy shit that thing
>>
>>147456176
as long as it isn't the monkeys I'm all good
:^)
>>
>>147457518
csgo players are literally the chad's of esports.
>>
>>147456956
looks like its attached to his righ thigh though
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>>147456956
>>147457217
Olof has do undo his zipper every time he plays, my god- It all makes sense now.
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>>147384421
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>>147384421
do u gaym? ;)
>>
h3h3 be blowing you poorfag cucks the fuck out. Glad all you lazy fucks got scammed over the years because you spent more time betting $2 skins instead of doing something half decent with your life. Even the toilet cleaners at walmart contribute more to society than you greasy, underage cunts.
>>
>>147458850

You're just jealous of all the winnings I got on csgolottery.
>>
tmartn btfo lel

god bless h3h3, always wanted to punch that tmartn kid, deceitful fuck
>>
>>147459004
kill yourself you redditor faggot
>>
>>147459124
>>147458908
hey reddit
>>
>>147458850
thanks for your skins, redditor
>>
>>147459124
lol mad
>>
what's funny is that multiple popular slav dota streamers and gambling website owners actually always fully disclosed that info

I've always thought my people are the ultimate scammers, huh

t. slav
>>
>>147459176
>>147459206
>worshiping a fat jewish holier-than-thou moralfag
Kill yourself.
>>
>>147459354
+20 syndicate points
+30 tmartn points

go on like this and you will earn a promotion my son
>>
>>147459206
>>147459204
>>147459176
>>147459124
>>147458908
>>147459354
100 CSGOLotto tokens have been deposited into your account
>>
>>147459483
>+20 syndicate points
>+30 tmartn points
I don't even know what this means you but I'm guessing these are ecelebs.

You really need to go back. Or just literally kill yourself.

>>147459579
>gambling is bad
You must be at least 18 to post here.
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P A N I C
A
N
I
C
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>>147459643

>I have to gamble because I'm too lazy to gain skills and get a decent job :)
>>
>>147459643

Good Goy have some rupees for that supa sick 1337 dragon lore factory new :D :D XD.
>>
Can't wait for the CSGoy gambling bubble to burst so wastes of Skin like Mcskillet and Sparkles can take up their rightful duty as shelf stackers at the local supermarket.
>>
>>147460220
>>147460358
>i'm so much of a moralfag cunt i feel entitled enough to regulate how people spend their money
>shut down valve for what 3rd party gambling sites do daddy government, oh please daddy government
You're an anti-freedom faggot.
If these csgo lotto faggots broke the law they should be held accountable.
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When the fuck is the guy who bought this shit gonna accept the trade offer? I just want my 11 cents.
>>
>>147460496
Yeah it's not like people that make these skin videos can just sell their inventories that are worth well over $100k.
>>
>>147283670
Just tell them you're not using your mic "at the moment", because you have to be quiet for someone sleeping, etc.
>>
>>147460497

You work hard for the cause my goy. Here have some more ruppies.
>>
>>147283670
>>147461148
I just tell my team that I'm sick and it hurts to talk and that I'll just type any callouts in chat
>>
>>147283670
tell them to lose weight
>>
>>147461281
Funny you're calling me the goy when your position is filled with moral posturing and high horse faggotry.
>someone think of da children
>daddy government please regulate instead of their parents
>give me more laws daddy government please
>we as a community can't allow this to continue daddy government
You're the best goy of them all you fucking faggot.
>>
>>147461481

m0e, why you so mad bro? :)
>>
>>147461591
I guess you really got BTFO since you're responding like this.

It's okay, you'll surely get people agreeing with your faggy position back at reddit, which is so obviously where you're from.
>>
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>that feelio when you see a 70/30 match with 50/50 odds, decide to go all in and lose
>>
>>147461481
you realize that its already regulated but valve is using a loophole for it not to be, you already said its gambling multiple times

so im going to assume you also want the removal of regulation in everything gambling related, thats very smart of you
>>
>>147462197
>arguing with a 18yo college libertardian
nyss and fluss
>>
>>147462197
>using a loophole
Skins aren't a currency you moralfag cuck.

>so im going to assume you also want the removal of regulation in everything gambling related
Yes, I'd like very much for the regulations on gambling to reflect a free society.

Funny that most of you cucks that are for gambling laws are also for the legalization of dude weed lmao.
>>
>>147462475
you are the libertarian here, you are the one that is for removal of regulation and legalization of weed, dumbfuck

im going to enjoy when it does and see half the country die because of some fucked up disease in mcdonald burger meat
>>
>>147462697
Not an argument.

>>147462197
>buy pokemon booster pack in real life
>spend real money for random cards of the game (literally the same as opening a case)
>roll dice against my friends wagering them
>THE PERSON WHO SOLD YOU THE POKEMON CARDS IS AT FAULT DURRR LOOPHOLE LOOPHOLE
>>
>>147462881
>>THE PERSON WHO SOLD YOU THE POKEMON CARDS IS AT FAULT DURRR LOOPHOLE LOOPHOLE
Correction
>DURR THE COMPANY WHO MANUFACTURED THE POKEMON CARDS IS AT FAULT!!! STOP GAMBLING NOW WE MUST DO SOMETHING THINK OF THE CHILDREN >>147462197
>>
>buttblasted libertarian shitposting in my magog
>>
>>147461281
>>147461591
>>147462312
>>147463045
>samefag who already got BTFO
Why haven't you just gone back to your hugbox yet?
>>
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>>147463203
go read Ayn Rand once again, my dude
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>>147463203
>being under 20yo
>>
Dammit Zeus:
https://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/750082132429660160
>>
>>147463487
>projecting
>>
>>147463282
ayn retard
>>
>>147463535
damn Zeus is a funny motherfucker
>>
>tfw buying skins on opskins that are 10% off and shit
>tfw reselling them without the discount
Feels good being a jew
>>
>>147465601
what, you resell them on opskins? nobody will buy them when cheaper ones are available

you resell them on steam market? congrats, steam money is functionally worth less than opskins money
>>
reminder fugly got cut from CLG and Liquid for not caring enough
https://twitter.com/FuglyCS/status/750095593083506688
>>
How likely is it that pros hack? And is it wallhack as well or just aimlocks?
>>
>>147458417
Hi koosta
>>
>solo queue some game at MG2
>have a decent game, one dude adds me
>we play a couple more games
>whenever we lose the pistol rounds and the next two ecos he constantly complains about how bad our team is or how there's no communication
>proceed to win the games anyway and promote to MGE
>decide I go get some sleep
>next day, I see he leaves me a +rep on my profile, I think it's dumb but otherwise ignore it
>play a couple more games with him since he's online
>I play worse today, miss my shots, standard "that kind of day"
>suddenly he starts PM-ing me mid-game about how he's surprised I ranked up considering how bad I am and how he can't go up the ranks
>this shit tilts more than it should and we proceed to lose the game
>Unfriend him, since I prefer to solo queue rather than have this kind of attitude around me
>log off
>couple of hours later log in steam again, see a new comment on my profile
>it's him writing "boosted"

What's wrong with this community, /csgog/? I get that people get upset when they lose, but going around shitting on your teammates like this surely doesn't help you win more.
>>
>>147463535
That account is ran by the navi translatorz hes all about reddit
>>
magog can you remind me a nickname of a NA pro (?) player who got banned from CEVO a few months ago?

He went full drama on his twitter if I recall, trying to argue that he had an "old, unused" cheat on his pc.
>>
>>147467552
Probably fodder, not a pro
>>
>>147467552
fodder
>>
>>147467770
>>147467814
Thanks senpai
>>
I love FODDER so fucking much
>>
>>147468454
>>147468454
>>147468454
>>
>>147248830
>they know me for my hwan teps
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