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Buff D.Va edition

>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

Obligatory reading before entering Competitive:
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1173808-elliot-rodger-manifesto.html

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7 (embed)

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://www.overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

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>>147208894
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D.Va
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>mercy on anubis attack
>team just completely ignores enemy genji entire match and lets him ravage me
>get 3 melee kills on him including two while he's got his weeb sword out, but it's still not enough
>they yell at me when i go lucio
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fuk u dva
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I've lost all confidence in myself as a result of solo q competitive.
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First for AWOOOOOOOOO
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>Figured out how to reproduce "Lucio sliding past Roadhog when hooked"
As a Lucio main I hope Blizz never fixes this.
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D.va is dangerous to my cock

>>147221524
With pleasure
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MVPs ww@
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n(th)(st)(rd) for memes
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If I could go back I'd buy Valkyrie over Imp.
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I'm gonna spend 25 gold

;) or lol
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>>147221662
winky face and a-mei-zing are mandatory
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>>147221558
Is that real? Checking stats and the lowest player I could find was rank 16.
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>>147221571
>Not hiding the HUD to make highlight webms.
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Give me Mercy comics
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>>147221662
is this ez mode
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How come everytime I go on a winning streak Blizzard pulls some bullshit like this?

The last game before this one we had 4 people who were literally levels 10-20 and the enemy team had no one below level 50 (their highest was level 150 and we had no prestige players).

>level doesn't mean anything

it does when people who are on their 15th or 20th game are playing people who have 500-700 games played.
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>>147221662
Why are you wasteing blizzbucks on a useless character

get HOW EMBARRASSING
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>>147221581
>try out lucio
>we win the game within 2-3 mins
I've never played him, I don't understand him but he still wins games
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Help
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>weeb character
>archer
>shitter magnet
>looks like a douchebag
>whiny, self pitying

Hanzo is literally the worst character ever created in any form of media.
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>enemy team picks torbjorn bastion reinhart
>your team picks a bunch of bullshit like hanzo and reaper and mcree

what do you do to win?
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>>147221662
If you no-life it up and manage almost every unlock does that mean you'll be set for every new skin that comes out since everything the lootbox shits out will give you dupe shekels?
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>5-4 in placement matches so far

GEE I WONDER HOW THE LAST ONE IS GOING TO GO
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I want to fuck ____
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>>147221662
;) > ez mode > lol
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>Comp defending on Numbani
>Lvl 40 on our team goes Bastion
>Everyone walks on over to enemy spawn to engage them
>He just sits on top of the payload in turret form
>Keeps spamming "Group up with me!"
>2 minutes in and they still have barely gotten out of spawn
>Since we're doing well no one goes and jonis Bastion
>Everyone else starts telling him to group up with us
>He quits instead
>Everyone gets booted
>Instantly join ANOTHER comp match
>Fucking hell he's on my team again somehow
>Mfw he insta-picks Hanzo
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>>147221695
>going for generic shit
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Can we agree that bastion shitters are worse than hanzo shitters?
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>>147221825
forced 50 isn't real anon :^)
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>>147221825
Take a break before playing your final match instead of posting on /owg/ dumb frog poster
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>>147221817
Leave the game
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>>147221826
That's not a puffy Vulva
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>tfw you enter the iris with mccree and hit all your shots from mid-long range

this character is still a god desu hes just shitter repellent now
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>>147221737
You help just by being there. Extra damage, healing for everyone at once, that speed boost for moving back in or out of the way. He's just all around a good boost to a team.

I play him even on defense because I can't into Mercy
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>>147221760
GAS THE FUCKING WEEABOS FUCK YOU HANZO PICKERS
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>>147221816
Hey guess what maybe you just suck at him you shitcunt
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>do my 10 placement matches
>go 7-3
>end up rank 55

Is it good?
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>>147221737
>mobile as fuck
>blast thing for blowing off cliffs/putting distance between aggressive tanks
>passive healing whenever there's downtime
>ult for when your team is grouped, makes everyone invincible

I also never see anyone else using his wall run, and I don't know why. It's swaggy and fuck and everyone forgets it's there. Sometimes the split-second it takes for your enemy to adjust their aim is all you need to get out alive.
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>be me
>always going for objectives
>usually have 2-4 gold medals, for most kills, damage, objective kills and objective time
>still end up losing the game
is it even possible to play this game solo and win?
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>>147221981
50 is average.
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>>147221891
>lose a match
>"okay here's your win"
>lose a match
>"okay here's your win"
>win a match
>"you fucking bitch you shouldn't win here's 3 losses faggot"
Thanks Jeff.
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>62
>friend is 62
>get matched with 4 under 50's every game
>Defenji
>Attack Widows in SMG mode
>no thumbs
>meme teams of 2-3 dupes
>Avg. Team rank never underdog
>against teams of 6 solo Q who miraculously never fail to pull off ideal team comp
>amazing teamwork
>62-57 in 5 games
>even if I carry like an African woman carries water buckets I get a smidge of positive rank cause, of course, we're the fave team to win.

Kill me. Bleach my throat. High Noon my cheeks champ.
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>>147221534
just play on quickplay.
It is a lot more fun without people taking the game deathly serious and being absolutely FORCED to play heroes you don't want to play as.
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>comp
>defend
>pick Hanzo
>team starts losing their fucking minds
>one starts cursing at me
>other SCREAMING at me over his mic
>could swear another started sobbing
>play match
>gold for objective kills, silver for eliminations
>weeb dragon them off the payload and stop their advance three times
>match ends with a victory
>team STILL bitching about how useless I was

The only thing more autistic than weaboo Hanzo mains is the borderline insane hatred toward anyone who selects the character even if its appropriate for the scenario
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do the koth maps affect placement? Most of my wins were on koth, and all of my losses were on payload games. Ended up getting placed at 51 even though I did pretty well in each game
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>>147221864
>Setting up right outside of enemy spawn on Numbani.

He was 100% right. You and everyone else were just shit. That is the worst place to defend. Their walk back is literally 2 seconds while yours is half a minute. The best place to defend is the bus chokepoint or at the point.

maybe git gud before making fun of level 40s with a better grasp of the game than you
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>australian
>play at australian times
>still play in lobbies with asians
>still somehow connect to american servers

asians are so fucking bad at this game too. team doesn't respond to anything you say or do in the game? well, you'll find out 5 minutes after the game has become an inevitable loss, your teammates are japanese.
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>>147221705
The hell is that flopping off to the side at the beginning?

>>147221545
It's webms like this that make me want to play Hanzo but for obvious reasons I don't want to practice and find out
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>he "mains"
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>>147221864
>>147222082
looks like that bastion comes to /owg/
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>>147222056
Is it autistic if I check the career profile of everyone who makes an unorthodox comp choice? If I see they're good with the character, I won't bitch.
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>>147222037

Never underestimate solo queue warriors
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Have they fixed exp gains being at 1/15th for non payload maps? I'm not fucking playing competitive until that shit is fixed
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>first legendary is frogston
>30 levels later finally get another
>it's bee D.va
I'm kind of angry right now. They may as well just give me all 4 zen legendaries while they're at it
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>>147222205
Yes.
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>>147221864
why would you defend right at their spawn? they're just going to overtake you and get an easy cap.
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>quickplay
>2 hanzos/genjis
>no healer
>no tank

I don't give a fuck if it's quickplay or not. Getting your shit wrecked because of this is not anyone's idea of fun.

The only time this is acceptable is if there are 3 or more of the weeb brothers for a meme team. Otherwise fuck off and play support.
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>tfw your are a good lucio/mercy support
>tfw you have no friends
>tfw you keep loosing ranked matches because your team does know what to do even though you try to help them
>tfw they just attack you and call you shit
>tfw rank 1 here I come ;_;
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>>147222119
The flag on top of the Junker Mech.
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Quick play feels so much more enjoyable now since try hard mode came out. Those 10 placement matches where 2 stressful x_x
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GENJI IS WITH YOU
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>>147222251
>not grouping up with some random bros who have mics
Its pretty fun and you make a lot of friends. There are so many people solo queuing with mics right now
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>>147222230
>taking quick play seriously now that ranked is out.

quit being a sperglord and play ranked if you want to complain about other people's picks. quick play is now officially the home of shenanigans™
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>>147221256
>>147221501
>>147221519
Gremlin faggots ruin this general
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>>147222210
>implying Zen's legendaries aren't all top tier
>implying Zen isn't fun as fuck to play

Stop letting pro players tell you how to have fun Anon
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>>147222362
>>147222251
I've found saying "Anyone here have mics?" at the start of the match starts off the fun parade in comp.
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>>147222369
>them titties
Source?
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>>147222275
>where 2 stressful x_x
>>>/global/rules/2
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>>147222369
>don't want to get yelled at by sperglords for not strictly following meta comps
>don't want to play 6 tracers v 6 tracers all the time
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Anyone else won 5, lost 5?
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>>147222153
>Someone calls out my lack of basic defense knowledge
>he must be the person I was making fun of

you're bad at this game
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>>147222312
Did your entire team disconnect or was your team literally just that bad?
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>>147222454
I can't remember, old screenshot
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>>147222369
Can you read? I literally said I don't care if people do dumb shit. But you either go all out or fuck off.
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>it's a "cap both points in 2minutes" episode
Thanks forced 50.
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>>147222362
don't have a mic right now, but I'm getting one soon trying to get git gud at this game because I really have a lot of fun with it.
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>>147222512
>a toilet with legs

How did anyone buy this
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>>147222379
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>want to play D.va or Mei
>people insist that they are somewhat on par with the Genji/Hanzo instalockers

I-is it true /owg/
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>better k/d with zarya than with 76
what went wrong
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When will we be able to select the game mode we want to play?
>placed in defend payload
>lose
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>Finally reach 1000 credits
>Sudden pressure into what legendary skin to pick
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>>147222629
Your aim.
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>>147222604
dva is a bad character at the moment

mei is a bad character and probably always will be because her loadout is bad
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>>147222574
Honestly this shit is on par with Tumblr's agenda of only drawing gay "ships" and disregarding heterosexual pairings.

It's not funny, cute, or even original, it's entirely based off that anime blob girl thing.

Just stop it, why are you people so goddamn obnoxious.
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>>147222574
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>>147222675
>zarya doesn't need aim
uhm??
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>>147222604
Yes they're usually dead weight
please don't willingly be dead weight anon-kun you know better
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>>147222649
wait for the new skins
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>>147222210
I have a Tolbjorn epic, a Symetra Epic and a Zarya epic. Shut the fuck up. While I like playing Zarya the cyber goth epic is so fucking terrible I almost considered not even using the skin until I saw the gun. Fuck bullshit "let turrets win for you" Champs although I did get jester Junk rat so that's a plus
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>>147222161
I do this, when I see an attack Hanzo with 100 hrs into the character. I won't tell him to change, not at first at least
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>>147222649
I've been sitting on over 1000 coins for 25 levels now due to indecision over which skin to buy
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>It's a "we need to win sudden death within 1 min" episode
I've done the monkey and dva strat twice now within the hour and it wins easily
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I can't imagine how bad it must feel to be bullied like this 3 games in a row.
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I just started playing competitive on xbox. There was a match when 3 people quit from our team and the game told me I can quit for a minute then it is considered a loss. I wondered what happen if I stay and the game actually let us play the next rounds against the full enemy team. What the fuck is this? What is the logic behind this?

First In quick play the game just end like nothing happened when too many players quit. Second, why could I leave for 1 minute qithout penalty then why do the game consider a 6v3 stomp a completed match?

Seriously what the fuck?
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buff tracers ult
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look at this funny face
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>>147222726
>>147222574
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>>147222649
Buy highlight intros, victory poses or epics.
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>>147222505
>I literally said I don't care if people do dumb shit.
>I literally said I don't care
>I literally said
>I literally
>literally

>I don't give a fuck if it's quickplay or not. Getting your shit wrecked because of this is not anyone's idea of fun.
>Otherwise fuck off and play support.
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>>147222604
D.Va is the worst tank in the game, her only selling point is mobility and she's beaten there by Winston, her shield is shit and only protects her self.

Her only real asset is that when she is raped within three seconds she spends another 10 seconds as psuedo-tracer with half the effectiveness but somehow twice the fucking nuisance.
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>>147222734
>Zarya needs aim
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>you just need to git gud
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>>147222923
her beam hitbox is miniscule
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>>147222604
Dva does no damage, has a crit box that has no punishment for missing since it's in the middle of her, and is very hard to heal if you are a support. Her shield sucks and her damage is whatever.
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>>147222842
>The only time this is acceptable is if there are 3 or more of the weeb brothers for a meme team

It's okay anon. Not everybody can have above a 2nd grader's reading comprehension.
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>>147222853
in the games ive been in people know to wipe her out as soon as she pops out of her mech, shes an incredibly easy target. so in high end play she doesnt even have that going for her.
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>>147222770
>Grayfox

Are you the same guy who says nigger constantly in voice chat? I had you on my friendslist for some reason and you invited me to a game where you sucked ass and I instantly deleted you after we finished.
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>all comp losses have been outright losses
>all wins have been because the other team have all quit

I want off this boat god damn
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>66 mmr

am i good lads
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>>147222853
>only protects her self

This is false but it might as well be true with how it's used.
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>>147221545
Better quality
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>>147222996
Nope, I don't talk in chat at all
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please give me more mom x dad
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>>147222991
but you just said you didn't care what people played, and your greentext implies you do care what people play with the only exception being what you listed.

are you retarded anon? I won't judge you if you are :(
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>Trying to hit widowmaker with shotgun blasts
HO
LEE
SHIT
THIS STRING BEAN ASS BITCH
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>sudden should just be cancelled so that it's a draw and both teams get the XP xD
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>>147222961
>mfw 4v4 yesterday and my team was full of retards
stop queueing in groups if you're all garbage
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>>147223013
60+ ok
70+ decent
80+ good
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Give me a reason why I shouldn't pick this sauve motherfucker over McCree in every comp game regardless of how many supports/dps my team got?

>I usually lock into McCree at the start of the game and then switch to Zenyatta when the doors open
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>>147222991
You just contradicted yourself.
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>>147221256
>friend tells me to buy game
>never plays with me after 3-5 games
>doesn't give me 20% xp boost
>have to add randoms
>play solo rank

Anyone want to play?
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>play defense Gibraltar
>Two bastions
>two torbs
>one rein
>me reaper
>still win

I fucking love quickplay
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>>147223058
>tfw a hanzo does this right as he spawns on the last point of gibraltr

that is the dumbest spawn in the game, mercy can res everyone there too from spawn
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>>147223134
because he's trash in every sense of the word.
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>>147223073
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>>147223103
>defending coin flip matches
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>>147223103
nah that's a waste of time, just let them play a round of koth
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>>147223134
The enemy knows how to aim
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>>147223103
I rather like overtime :^) I've come back from it multiple times, and I've had enemy teams come back from it multiple times.
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>>147222991
>I don't care
>Except if you are playing anything that's not 3 genji/hanzo's, then I do
Then you do care anon.
You care a whole lot in a lot of situations
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>Encounter a friend who I know has been struggling in comp lately on the enemy team
>Absolutely thrash them

feels bad, man
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>>147223182
maya#2267 if you're on EU
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Hearing you guys cry about compet just feels crazy. I speedpick Mercy/Zen situationally and drag my team to the finish line, kicking and screaming. I'll Lucio if there are a lot of drop spots since kicking fats down is fucking hilarious. 40 to 45 since post placement. When does the 'wild ride' begin?
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>>147222853
> he doesn't use Dva's boost to fly in front of a healer and defense matrix
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>>147223205
every time you think something is dumb, remember that temple of anubis does it worse
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>>147222037
>practice all day with pharaoh
>end of the day
>people are getting salty
>"pharah needs a nerf"
>"is pharah the new McRee?"

The best feeling
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>throw tracers bomb
>has no range when enemies are near it
>has unlimited range when I'm even in the same room as it
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>>147223116
Isn't 81mmr currently the highest?
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>>147223321
when you actually get into comp, which doesn't start until at the very least rank 50.
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>>147223183
since competitive came out quick play has been so much better.
I've already lost count on how many one hero strat games I had, and no one was fucking whining about it.
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>>147223094
>>147223174
>>147223287
>you either go all out or you don't bother

What is so hard to comprehend? Are you all retarded?
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>>147223307
I'm on US. Ensky#1957
Rank : 51
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>8-2 rank 57 spamming zarya

time to stay off ranked until next season
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>>147222976
Her alt fire is very forgiving, the range that Zarya's beam is used is never very far, and it requires nowhere near as much tracking. I'm just saying. There are heroes that take even less aim than her but if you're wondering why you're struggling with 76 that's pretty much the only reason. There was a video put up last thread of a 76 facing off against a Reaper who ambushed him practically at point blank seconds after 76 took sustained damage from a Pharah he just put down and he won against that Reaper. If he had less than stellar aim he would have been kill.
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>Playing Pharrah
>Roadhog jumps out in front of me
>Conc missile his face
>He hooks me right after I shoot it
>It just hangs there mid-air
>Get my face blasted, die
>Missile disappears
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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>>147223116
>70+ decent
>better than the average percentage
>calls it decent

xddd
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i'm trying to find this image i saw a few days back but my googlefu is weak. It's an image that says "when lucio gives you a speed boost and you werent ready" and the image is of a female with a white car screaming
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>OH LET'S BREAK IT DO- Whoaheyhey
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>>147223205
This is the dumbest map in the game.

>spawn is broken for the reasons you just listed
>the hangar's ceiling is way too high, Pharah pulls her ult and everyone who's not Widowmaker can go fuck themselves
>the tunnel at the first checkpoint is ridiculous, you can stack 2-3 meis and everyone else can go home
>the final checkpoint is just begging you for turret spam
>getting to the payload without be sniped when the gates open is something you should remember come next Thanksgiving dinner

Honestly if you lose on this map while defending it is entirely your team's fault you are all absolutely garbage
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>>147223396
Jesus Black^ was fat
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>>147223372
How do you get one-hero strats to happen? I try to get my entire team to pick one guy all the time, but to no avail.
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>>147223393
ah, I cant play on us, too much lag.. also I'm not even 25 yet! Sorry!
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>>147223374
>You either play things that I deem as fun and quirky or you go full tryhard, if not I will get upset
I mean, you sound pretty autistic to me
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Holy shit I started to play Zaryah and I'm finally winning
This character is fucking based
>Those ult combo with Hanzo, Reaper, or even just Based Pig
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>>147223116
0-40: Novices at FPS/team games
40-50: Competent, but lack quality/game sense
50-60: Regular players
60-70: Skilled players
70-75: Pub stompers
75-100: Professional players
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Could someone tell me about Ard Vork?
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tfw you don't get much comp xp as junkrat since you play him in a more understated zoning/flanking role instead of SPAM THE POINT LUL
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>>147223503
>My ultimate (Rocket Barrage) is ready!
>Fire at will!
>TEAM KILL

aint nothing like a good Zarya, good on you son
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>>147223415
I know a lot of shitters 70+ so yeah.. it's decent, nothing amazing, no.
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>>147223526
Lord of the sacred crotch.
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>4 matches into comp rank placement, all brutal victories
>scared to keep playhing because there is no way I can keep this up

My D.va average elimination jumped from 11 to 23 from just today
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>>147223526
I heard he pays pretty well.
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>>147223526
aardvark is a drug cartel that really pays off
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>>147223372
this
Comp is shit
Quick is FUN
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>>147223654
>yfw you hear MOLTEN CORE but you don't see a turret
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>>147223526
its what they did before ikea happened
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Literally WHEN will Blizzard be nerfing fucking Zarya? fucking overpowered-ass bitch GOD DAMN
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>>147223398
her alt doesn't do much damage and is only really useful at range or when you use your ult, it doesn't charge ult much either

I'm not exactly 'struggling' with s76, I still got 3kdr but I just have more kills with zarya

maybe I just resort to s76 on losing games more so I naturally have less kills and more deaths with him
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Hey can someone post that gremlin d.va picture with soldier 76. It starts off with 76 turning on the lights saying "I've got you in my sights" only to reveal a d.va munching on chips, causing her to run away as she is chased by 76.

Can someone please post it? I tried googling it but to no avail.
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>>147223809
he was a shitty fucking reaper btw
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>>147223785
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>>147223772
She has a snapshot bug right now that keeps her damage at 100% on a target if they were first hit at full power even if her power dropped already. Maybe that hotfix will be enough for people.
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>>147223480
Wow, it's almost like you can't actually read.
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>>147223785
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>>147222149
>mfw 3 mercy mains on my team
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>>147223882
Thanks Anon!
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>>147223402
the hook "hits" as soon as he presses the button

so you get grabbed no matter what happens in between
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The egypt capture point map is unbelievably shit.
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I'm playing edgelord more.

If you're remotely close to anything you rape them, if you're shooting a hog and they go for their gas you can just sit in them and rape them
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>>147223916
wut? its hitscan?
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>>147223995
A Reaper is essential in ranked to counter the double/triple tank cancer going on. Double Reaper is needed half the fucking time.
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>>147223871
i still think shes too good when combined with another tank. she carries hard.
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>>147223772

It's probably partially because of her bug, and partially because they nerfed McCree who could flashbang+fth to shut down a fully charged Zarya.

I think we just need more viable anti-tanks. Zenny for instance is really good against Zarya, it's too bad he's a bit sub-optimal overall.
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Why is reaper allowed to be the only reliable anti tank?
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>>147223995
Edgelord is really fun. Especially with the Mariachi skin to dull the edge a little.
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>I only play hanzo
>rank 68
>HOW DO MOTHERFUCKERS DO THIS
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what rating is seagull
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>>147224073
>well done art that isn't shipping cancer
huh. thanks.
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>meet dude i used to play against in quickplay from time to time in competitive
>he was an annoying mccree and tracer to a point we kept annoying each other
>is now a mercy only in competitive

im kind of disgusted
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>>147224073
how do you figure that a class who can purge discord orbs and has somewhat high dps for a tank loses to zenyata
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>>147223859
Did you expect anything else?
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What happened this week (besides Ranked getting added. This happens in both quick and ranked) that made everyone just forget to look up? Every game I play there's a Pharrah on the enemy team just being ignored while she rains on us.
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>>147224105
Am I the only one scared as shit the bird was going to gauge the cat's eye out?
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>>147224058
I sort of agree and it just has to do with her barrier's invulnerability having no answer but a friendly Zarya to put one on you as well. She's interesting in that she isn't overpowered on her own but becomes a tad too strong when paired with certain heroes like herself and Reinhardt mainly.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HROgX6BlNIU

You start seeing this while in the middle of a heated shootout. What do you do?
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>>147224209
You cant hear pharah, you have to see her.
The only time you hear pharah is maybe when she Lshifts or when she already blasts her Q onto you.

Thats the main issue with her.
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>be pharah
>hit reaper with 2 (TWO!!!) direct hits
>fire a third rocket
>presses E and floats the fuck away
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>>147224104
I have the white mariachi skin
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>>147224167
zen is a tank killer in general

too bad he cant fucking stay alive
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>>147224167

>Zenyatta uses discord orb
>Zarya uses her cooldowns to purge discord orb
>Zenyatta applies a new discord orb

Zenyatta just has to play according to the same rules as everyone else while she uses her bubble. What's important is that you can quickly remove her when her bubble is gone.

With that said, I think they should buff discord orb so it ignores barriers like Reinhardt's m2 and Zarya's shield.
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>>147224104
Mariachi skin is essential, everyone says embrace the edge but I just can't fucking do it man.
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>>147224269
you hear her rocketpack everytime she presses or taps space too pretty well

>come voice comms so we can talk over every important sound
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>>147222104
>real australian hours keep it one hunned m8
>squiggly language people talking to each other
>kids trying to be as rude as possible
>cunt cunt cunt
>maybe a third of the players are either drunk, stoned or both
>and if you're not any of the above you're so frustrated with it you turn into a salty shitter

I just try to hold my tongue and wait for the scramble.
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Bastion is shameless fun.
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>>147224337
you can't apply a new one while the barrier is up
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>>147224075
Probably because no flashbang. Also there's snipers. That's the real problem, so many answers to challenges in this game are the snipers but on the other hand they're snipers played by sniper players.
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>>147224275

the float away is shift tho
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what are some advance tactics for tracer?
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>Our Reinhardt to solo flank and be immediately killed by their reaper rather than staying with the rest of our team which is actually grouping up for once

GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID FUCK STOP TRYING THAT SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EARTHSHATTER UP
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>>147224447
camp the mercy at spawn
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>team with the two rank 70's is the UnderDog
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>>147224448
>Reins that always get baited and charge into all of them just to die
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>>147224275
I fear his ghost walk is going to get nerfed soon. He's able to exit any fight easier than any other character.

And if he gets followed, he don't care he just landed on a health pack.
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>>147224447
>Murder the healer
>escape
>repeat

ADVANCED

TACTICS
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>>147224252

> a tad too strong when paired with certain heroes like herself and Reinhardt mainly

Tank stacking overall is just too strong this patch. Zarya, Roadhog, double Winston...

The problem is that we got two "viable" anti-tanks, Reaper and Roadhog. Roadhog is part of the problem and Reaper has significant weaknesses against Pharah and other long range enemies that can make him extremely punishing to stack.

Ironically, I think they need to buff fan the hammer again to give us more soft picks against tanks.
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>get told "me and torb were only damage useless team"
>look at my damage
>gold
>kills
>gold
>obj time
>gold
h-hah
one day I'll win a match ;_;
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>>147224448
>>147224529
>Reinhardt starts backing up with his shield out the moment he gets shot at.
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>>147224551
They'll probably disable picking up health packs during the ghosting.

It's ridiculous combined with the health he gets from dead people.
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>>147224529
>>147224448
>full Melee Reinharts who refuse to put up their shield and GET ON THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE
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>used to play with a friend
>he starts playing less and less with me and instead with some other guy
>his ranking is going down and down and mine is only going up
so long, sucker, I'm going mlg
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>>147224414

Yes I know. But the bubble only has two seconds duration and a ten seconds cooldown. She can't block discord orbs forever.
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>>147224167
>her shield can remove discord orb

Okay. I think the shield shouldn't be invulnerable at this point. It wouldn't even gut her in the slightest if the orb stayed on shielded targets, they could be knocked back, and Winston or Symmetra's tickle guns could hurt them. It would be something at least and they'd still block most forms of damage in the game including just about every ultimate. Come on.
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>>147224597
if zen were functioning properly he could be helping with that. also dva could be helping a lot with that but she also is not up to par.
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>tfw healed 25k in comp as mercy and get no commendations or any acknowledgements from team
life is truly suffering ;_;
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For your viewing consideration, /owg/: Battleborn to Blunderborn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FElmjlzdSSM

(apologies if it has already been posted here)
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>>147224679
>the bubble only has two seconds duration and a ten seconds cooldown

This doesn't matter with multi-tank builds unfortunately.
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Pull the trigger.

Literally all you have to do to get better at this game is shoot people.

And don't fucking pretend like because you occassionally kill people during a match you're contributing. That's bullshit and it's the reason so many of you are trash.

There is no fucking waiting for kill potential, you see a target you fucking shoot it, you unload on it you fucking goddamn make use of your infinite ammo and hold down left click until it fucks off or is dead.

I'm so fucking tired of worthless "Damage dealers" doing jack diddly fucking shit to the enemy's frontline out in the open with no protection while I consistently draw concentrated fire from their entire team every time I try to push up.

Pull your goddamn trigger, shoot the first fucking thing you see and save for nothing. The cooldowns and TTK are too fucking short for you to treat this like your LOLbabby bullshit.

Hold down that goddamn left mouse button.
RIght Fucking now.
Hold it the fuck down.
Don't let fucking go.
And even if you don't aim you're contributing more than you fucks who just wait for whatever fucking opportunity you think is going to help us win.
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>>147222082
>>147222217
>Not trying to hold a chokepoint
We were behind the bus. Were we getting overwhelmed we would have fallen back, but we weren't. We were doing pretty fucking well and the special snowflake wasn't having any of it because his inferior strategy was ignored.
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>>147224484
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>>147224768
but muh weapon accuracy...
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>>147224275
He can wraith in junk rat traps too.
fuck reaper tbvh
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>>147224738
>feminism is awesome
jesus christ
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>>147224362
>>147224104
>>147223995
>being so influenced from memerinos that you can't enjoy anything macabre ever again

Must be hell
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What is the most upset you've seen someone get at this game? For me it happened just a few hours ago.

>Vodka Industries
>defend (comp)
>A gets swept, we spawn back on B
>Buddy over here playing garbage rodent, fuming already because of the loss of A, and because we have a Pharah and a Reaper on our team
>they explain that they're anti-tank but he's not having it
>bitches at me for not running speed as lucio when the E for heal is on cooldown
>tracer runs in with her ult and sticks our Mei
>Mei gets 2spooked and jumps back into the team, killing herself, me as lucio, junkrat and reaper
>Buddy screams in some weird southern accent until his mic cuts out mid wail and he leaves the game

idk if any of you can top that nonsense
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>>147224762

If multiple Zarya's start wasting cooldowns to purge my spammable discord orb, I am perfectly fine with that outcome.

Remember that Zarya has to actually manage her cooldowns to keep her energy up (lol@snapshot bug). If they start purging discord orb spam they probably aren't getting value on their bubbles.
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is this ok
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>>147224551
He has no real mobility aside from that, and requires being at like, Dva range to really do any damage. Tracer does the same thing, but better with Recall, and Genjis basically have to know where every healthkit is anyway

I think they should buff the cast time/recovery time on Shadow Step to make it a viable mobility tool, then increase the cooldown on Wraith Form to compensate, could result in Reaper being a little better at hunting, and worse at running away.

>chasing weak enemies around corners
>following Winston/D.va
>nothing personell-ing snipers

Also remove the fucking callout from his teleport holy shit

>>147224768
ANYONE ELSE WANNA DO THEIR JOBS TODAY?
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>tfw realize Junkrat is cute
What the fuck?
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Has KOTH been removed from ranked? I haven't had a single KOTH today and it's my strongest game mode.
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>Decide to play with a friend ranked 41
>My team is complete garbage
>They are running two winstons
>We get to sudden death, us defending
>One teammate picks torbjorn, another symmetra
>Three fucking winstons leap out of their gate

thanks team

thanks matchmaking
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>Team doing decently, Hanamura tied after 2 rounds, we have 8 mins on the clock while they have 3
>They manage to score 1 more point, but we have 8 minutes left so we should be fine.
>Our second Attack phase starts.
>Somebody fucking leaves
>Oh, we still have 5 people and we did well last tim-
>2 more people leave as well

I'm going to kill myself right now.
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>>147224227
I'll gouge your fukin' eyes out if i catch ye' maining and being an inflexible cunt.
>On the real: Here's a less stressful picture.
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>>147224846
You could just get some taste and not care about Gold guns
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>>147224905
This is more of a general issue that leads to the dreaded two Zaryas. Really, that Zen is almost guaranteed to be dead or in a really bad position shortly after the first bubble wears off.
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>>147224956

They can't nerf the only real anti-tank in the game. That would be insanity.

The game would literally turn into a monkey pen.
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>>147224970
You have awoken
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>>147224921
is this ok

because i thinks its fucking not
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r8 my Genji
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>>147224813
I googled that line and found out that he says it when he kills one of their waifus multiple times. From what people are saying, he means it in that 'Feminism means I can punch a bitch' type of deals.

Even reddit thinks it's cringy, though.
>>
In the land of Quickplay there are no micfags, no coin flips, no all-but-forced hero selection. You can play with stupid team comps and still win. If you lose it doesn't matter. You wait less in between rounds.

Who /fun/ here?
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>>147224738
I cannot believe how bad gearbox fucked up with Battleborn. Like it's a fucking $60 game with more grinding than a F2P game to unlock all the characters and content and then you grind more for the shitty MOBA upgrades.

And THEN they release DLC characters that require fucking MONTHS of grinding unless you bought the $30 season pass for an already $60 game

I almost considered buying that shit too, fuckin wew. It was also retarded of them to try and compete with OW rather than aiming to distance themselves from it as far as possible.
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>>147224989
It was bugged.
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>>147225075
it's fine
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>it's a carbon fiber/bedouin/nomad Genji on defense who thinks he's Seagull episode again

automatic loss every time
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>>147224738
>from the creators of borderlands

borderlands was fucking trash
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>>147224407
sounds like the dream

everyone is triggered in europe

ggez= report
>>147224738
thanks bro, i love crowbcat

I KNEW IT WOULD BEHIM BEFORE CLICKING THE VIDEO
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>>147224956
the name of the fucking song is fortunate son you dipshit
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>>147225094
I wish micfags were in competetive. Not a single person in my ten games had a mic to call thing out
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>>147224738
>Objective lost
Kek
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>>147225079
https://www.overbuff.com/heroes/genji
Below average.
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>>147225152
So long as it's not in comp, otherwise fuck off
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>>147225094
You sound like a pussyfag too scared to queue competitive like some little bitch LEL
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>>147225054
Increasing the cooldown on Reaper's Wraith Form doesn't make him any worse of an anti tank, it just means he has to chase more intelligently

I already use Shadow Step in combat to kill backliners/get out of bad situations, if it was any faster we could be really creative with it
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>>147225036
coin flip game encourages bullshit

cause you only have to push 1 point/ defend for like a minute

>other team goes 2 rein's 2 bastions 2 mercy's
>doesnt even matter if we break through eventually cause its still gonna stall us just enough to win
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>>147225301
just pick mei and stall forever
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>>147224768
You shouldn't hold down the trigger as 76 tho you have to burst fire at long range
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>>147225217
Wew
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>>147225291
why would anyone be scared to play competitive?
Forced 50, so if i suck I'll eventually just be put onto a team that will carry me and if I win too much I'll have shitters put on my team to drag me back down.
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>>147225197
crowbcat is one of my top three favourite youtube accounts, I can't stop rewatching his videos. He seriously deserves more subscribers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIuC_grsFb8
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>>147225297

>Increasing the cooldown on a characters survivability skill does not make him any worse at getting into fights and doing his job

...Are you absolutely sure you want to stand by that statement?
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>>147225297
>Use shadow step to get OUT of combat
How do you not die to the 40 free headshots due to standing still?
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>>147225463
Yep, I don't browse /v/ anymore (spent years there complaining about the current state of game development, never played any video games except 2000 era) but the guy pretty much sums up any catastrophe that happens.
I occasionally rewatch the minecon videos.
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Quick Play > Competitive
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I've never posted here.

Is there anything you can offer me to help me deal with teams that do shit like packing two Tracers or three genjis and a hanzo or no tank or any other retarded shit?

I cannot Mercy a team that does this retarded shit or otherwise just acts like they're playing a non-team-based game and just flies all the way across the map or rushes into enemy fire.

I can't do it. What do I do? How do I find people that don't suck?
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>>147224768
I play Genji though and shooting things would give away my position while I'm trying to flank
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>>147225507
29 skill rating m9
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>>147225463
What did Cave story plagiarize?
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rate no hate pls
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>Quick play
>Junkrat main is bitching about Zenyatta not being a "real healer"
>Bitching about me being a bad tank
>Gets shitty 3 kill ult potg
>Brags about it
>Complains about how shit his team was and how he was the only one doing all the work
>First player I ever blocked

Why do these faggots still exist after comp was released?
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>>147224360
Late but holy hell.

>Attack: soldier 76

Do you mean Offense class or Attack the objective? This is important because one is the dumbest thing you could've said and the second one is semi-understandable with the current meta as he's much better on defense for shooting down Pharah.
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>attacking
>cant get through
>look at team
>someone is mei
>"hey mei switch we dont need a fucking mei"
>"reported :)"

what did he mean by this?
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>>147225075
Noobs don't like Zarya.
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>>147225647
>Quick play
there's your problem
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>>147225647
i bet his card read 41% of team damage
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>>147225562
Oh man, I can barely make it through each of the minecon videos once

>How many of you have autism, and how has it helped you with your jobs? *holds up camcorder
>We're, uh, we're not going to answer that
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>There are people that still don't know about the attacker's window on Gibraltar
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post good feels

>that dinging noise when you get 4 consecutive headshots as Lucio
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>>147225579

Torbjörn.

Don't get meme'd into picking McCree, he can barely challenge a single Tracer.
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>>147225507
Not him, but I'll usually get a couple mid ranged shots on a group, keep my distance. Once one of them turns to chase, I'll duck in a corner, shadow step across the way. They usually try and Easter egg hunt for me, letting me run the few steps behind them and take them out.

Like most flankers, my job is to waste their time and split them up. Reaper usually let's me kill them in the process.
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>>147225701
That's the point, faggots who complain about their team being shit shouldn't even exist in quick play anymore
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pharah is fucking bullshit
nerfed back to the stone age when
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>>147225708
It's just amazing how the kid is there to film the panels reaction, god bless that kid
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>>147225636
I think he means that Cavestory was plagiarized by other developers the same way that Journey has been, although I don't know to what other games he refers
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That's it I'm fucking done with Solo Queue Comp. I was 46 and I dropped to 38.

Fucking Genjis on Defense, No one knows how to take out a Bastion, No one is communicating and if they have mics all communication stops as soon as the round stops.

And the friends that I have are fucking terrible at comp. And playing with them got me placed at 45.
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>>147225765

just play a hitscan hero and kill her
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>>147225686
means he reported you for being an asshole, dick
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>>147225579
Post I'd and platform. Alot of people want someone for the extra exp. Turns out it's a member spouter? Mute it or drop and go group with someone else.
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>playing zarya on hollywood
>bastion: hey zarya switch to reinhardt to defend me
>me: no
>bastion: ok
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>>147225686
>team comp is extremely squishy
>enemy already ran two heavy setups prior
>have to point it out
>blah blah blah don't be toxic
What... how was that toxic. People just say anything that makes them uncomfortable is toxic, now.
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>>147222726
Maybe it's not an agenda and they just like to draw that stuff, I personally take no issue with any piece of fanart as long as it's good
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Anyone in EU want to party up?
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>>147225743

> I'll usually get a couple mid ranged shots
>Enemies bad enough to let Reaper's shadowstep in and out of fights

Deeply concerned
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>>147225493
8 seconds to like, 12 is not a massive nerf, it's just to stop him from turning into an edgy Tracer, IF(key word here) he receives a buff to Shadow Step

>>147225507
People usually try to chase Reaper so he doesn't Wraith to a healthkit and turn on them, standing still for 0.5s before disappearing with 250 hp isn't instant death unless they're literally on top of you

>>147225743
also this

Reaper rapes at 1v1s, just give him more mobility tools and he'll be the counter to Genji/Tracer that we could use ever since McCree got toned down
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>>147225054
I just wish they'd fix the fucking aim on his teleport

>point 100% cleanly at a ledge across the way
>teleport indicator starts having a fucking seizure between the ledge, the ground in front of the ledge, and a rock three feet in front of me
>guess i better fucking jiggle it until it decides to settle down
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>>147225765
>he can't counter fucking pharah
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>>147225960
>implying McCree still doesn't counter Genji and Tracer
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Oh yeah, here is a clip of your typical Bastion player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwxU2t6Tnnw&t=10m57s
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>>147225798
Yeah i realized i'd fucked up as soon as i pressed post.
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>>147225873
>>>/lolg/
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>>147225686
>we don't need a fucking mei
as opposed to
>Mei isn't a good hero for the situation right now, pick X
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>>147225730
>people STILL don't know about the flank spot on volk attack
>will blindly run through the front arc

Nothing beats capping it as a couple mobility characters because the enemy is guarding that doorway exclusively
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>>147222729
Badly drawn Tatsumaki and goblin D.va are both the superior version of the characters
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>>147225982
Jesus fuck this

It's also really hard to teleport to somewhere high above you to get the drop on a sniper because of how the angle works

>>147226010
>a good Tracer ever getting hit by flashbang
>a constantly jumping Genji actually being affected by flashbang due to inertia
McCree still has an edge but at an equal skill level, gets completely outplayed by either. Winston/Zarya/Mei(vs Genji) counters them much better
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>high ping for past week
>700+
>decide to finally write support ticket
>fill everything out perfectly
>sorry, unable to submit ticket due to error.
>um wat
>recheck shit, re-submit
>same problem
>ok holy fuck, google why i can't submit fucking tickets
>someone else has had this problem, and no one posted a solution
>spend next hour trying to figure out why this shit isn't working
>finally find ONE post mentioning that if you attach additional files to the ticket, it won't work
>well, that's retarded. remove my additional files(speedtest/pathping/etc)
>it works

BLIZZARD
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>>147226092
lol like that would have made a difference

people get offended when you tell them what to do, teamwork is toxic
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>>147222729
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>>147225852
Aiming is really underrated in this game which is funny because it's an FPS. You can easily tell what MMR someone is in based off their opinion on Soldier and Pharah's power level since both heroes rely on being able to hit their targets multiple times more than 50% of the time, and past a certain point they have to in order to be effective at all.
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So I havent played in a while, and I saw that they've just added competitive. Is it any good? As in, do pugs take the game more seriously?
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>>147226161
In general yes, but in a lot of games there's still that one guy who instalocks genji or hanzo and never switches to anything else
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>>147225960

8 to 12 seconds is a massive nerf when there's a constant brawl going on at the objective.

Good players will estimate if he can reach a health pack or not. This lets them not get baited into taking a fight at disadvantage.

>>147225743

Reaper's job is to kill tanks and brawl. He can ambush, but he's not a flanker in the sense that Genji/Tracer is.
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Should I be losing on purpose in my placement matches in ranked so I can play against shit people and win more often?
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>>147226157
Yeah, I placed at 59 in competitive solo queuing simply because I play nothing but soldier. He's easily the new McCree, if you play him right you will almost never lose a 1v1.
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>>147226130
well then just shut the fuck up then.
The only time you should comment on people's choice of heroes is in comp and even then only if it is something like two hanzos or something when you need a role that isn't even represented.

Other than that, if you get so buttmad about team comp then join a team with as bunch of spazoids like you that you'll then be forced to play whatever hero is needed rather than the hero you want to play as
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>>147226258
>play against shit people
But your team will also be shit people and you have to deal with that
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>5/5 gold as a Roadhog
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>>147226123

Mei can oneshot tracers. She's a-mei-zing if you got aim.
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>>147226296
That's fine. I would love to own people and get a shit ton of kills. That's fun.
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Can anyone tell me how to give people the hot monkey dick?
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>>147226282
>playing what the team needs is for spergs

i know dude winning sucks

please never join my games
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Pharah a best.
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>>147222726
It's pretty funny when it makes people this angry.
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Reminder that your placements are completely and utterly random and if you're actually proud that you got a high rank through pure luck you should be shot.
>Play a better Genji than Seagull
>Do placements
>Get 5 absolutely terrible shitters on my team every single placement match
>Get ranked 44
>Seagull does his placements with a full stack of pro players to carry him
>Gets 70+
Yeah real fucking fair. The system doesn't rank skill at all
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>>147226380
I hope I'm in every fucking game you play and I'll pick winston and NEVER put down the shield
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>>147224812
>When the Reaper thinks he's safe since you're not in LoS so doesn't wraith when you trap him
>Chuck a mine around the corner and detonate
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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>>147226161
Hell no. Solo queue is a disaster. KotH maps are busted and give 1/3'd the amount you're supposed to get, randoms are still insta-locking Hanzo and Genji and doing fuck all, no one know how to deal with a Bastion or shoot a Pharah out of the sky.


>>147226258
No. Shit people will bring you down. I played with my shit friends and now they keep bringing me down and keep going into comp to try out characters and no communication.
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One man abogalypse :DD
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>>147224261
why are they in tf2
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>>147226415
oh shit guys its the one good genji
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>>147224738
PATRON OF THE GREAT CLAN BATTLEBORN
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>>147226415
Have a free (You), on the house
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>>147226369
Know when to jump out.
The lightning gun can usually take them out or just enough to melee before reloading.
You can get places easily with jump.
Your an assassin tank. Don't fight large groups, focus your target and leave.
Learn to barrier dance. As long as you have blue between tou and them, your good, inside or out
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>>147226256
I see your point

I guess I would like an option to play Reaper a little more creatively, backlining as him is so slow and tedious, and you never know if you're going to shout DEATH COMES and alert the entire enemy team
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>>147226464
So just keep to quickplay until I get a consistent group to run with?
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>>147226415
Didn't Blizzshit outright state that that king of the hill thing was bugged and fucking all ranks?
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>>147226415
Everyone on your team was bitching about how they got placed at 44 because of a useless Genji that wouldn't play the fucking objective
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>>147226415
if you play entirely solo i dont know what you expect

i played all solo and got 42, soon as i got a group i shot up to 50 pretty easily in one night.
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Remember if you hate solo queue just send friend request to your teammates if you stomp that match.
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>>147226564
Yes, please do. No one communicates in Solo and is mostly shit in placements.

I'm in Shitter hell now thanks to Solo and I can't seem to climb out.
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>be winston on nepal
>camp 3 enemies directly in front of their spawn
>the other 3 opponents wreck my whole team on the point
>lose game

FUN
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>>147226415
i got a placement rating of 52 by playing useful heroes, you should try it some time ;)
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So my friend had told me that there's a bug right now for ranking healers and tanks?
Is that true? Its making me kind of worried as I complete my placement matches since I've only been a healer so far with like, 1 game as junk rat
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>>147226725
>expecting literally anything from solo queue allies

just play for potg, im not kidding. when youre spending every game looking to make the biggest single impact, its actually a lot more interesting
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>reaper sneaks behind us and ults
>use my ult as zen to protect team
>watch while my 3 other teammates literally look like action figures just pretend fighting shoving back and forth towards him while he does his ult in it's entirety and gets away afterwards

Send help, I'm ready to jump off a roof
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>>147226725
>camp 3 enemies directly in front of their spawn

why the fuck would you do something so useless?
i seriously hate shitters like you.
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Junkrat is my favourite comp pick, especially for koth (outside of ilios), but I feel like I could be much better with him. Does anyone have any tips?
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>only one of my rl friends play overwatch
>he's no good and can't even remember the abilities of the handful of characters he plays
>every time he dies to an enemy sniper it's a "cheap shot"

I just want to have a jolly good time with pals but that sure as shit isn't going to start happening at the quick play glory hole.
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>>147226806
>useless
Making the game a 3v5 in favour of my team is useless?
HAHAHA OH WOW
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>>147221816
>Weeb character
>Ninja
>Shitter magnet
>Looks like a douchebag
>Speaks Nipponese and horrible Engrish

Genji is literally the worst character ever created in any form of media.
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>>147226770
Shielding/healing isn't weighed as heavily as damage/kills

Side effect of the game's design, just use Mercy's damage beam wisely/get kills as other supports/tanks to even it out
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>playing winston
>jump on a hanzo
>scattershot
>drop down to 100 health
>get hit by another arrow
>dead

WTF?
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>>147226806
>preventing half the enemy team from getting to the point is useless

are you retarded?
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>>147226562

Most competent Reaper's will just bunnyjump straight into the enemy team. They know their job is to just fuck up the tanks as fast as possible.

The teleporting is more to set up during lulls in combat and to reach flanks that lets you get closer without getting shot at (for instance getting up on the rafters in Hollywood last point to let you drop down from the balcony back at the van).
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Who /onlylosing/ here?
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>>147221864
>Markifaggot
>Tolerating Markifaggot enough to even have a gif of his bullshit saved
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>>147226904
I lose my last 20 games in a row. Dropped from 53 rating to 43 and can't climb back up because I can't carry hard enough despite wrecking the enemy team.
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>>147226904
if you think that's bad
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>>147226879

I don't see why they even got those included in ranked. It's plain stupid.

If you win, you did something right. If you win a lot you'll rise in rank. Adding artificial parameters like "damage done" and shit like that will just fuck up the parameters.

And hey look, MMR is fucked up compared to Dota2 (which just looks at "are you winnin', son?")
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>is Bastion
>enemy Genji behind me, didn't know he was there
>hear a swing and some jibberish
>turn around
>he's slapping the air's dick with his reflect
>repair for like 1 second, wait for the reflect to end, drill his head in with 1050 headshot DPS.

So, Genji counter Bastion?
>>
>start game
>hangs on battle.net
are the servers down
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>>147226881
>he fell for the winston is anti-sniper meme
>>
I'm torn between Mechaqueen, Stonehardt, and hockey Lucio (either helmet or no helmet)

I'm leaning towards Lucio because I've gotta play up my Canadian stereotype
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When all you have to do is pick Bastion to get POTG.
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>>147221256
>Friends queue us up for competitive without me knowing
>"Oh well whats the worse that could hap-"
>They're fucking terrible
>We get stomped into the ground
>Remove them from friends list
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>>147227002
Well to be fair, you can just sit on a payload as Reinhardt holding M2, contribute basically nothing, and if you win, you didn't earn that.

That said, it's not that hard to do really well for blocking/objective as tank, just takes a different kind of skill compared to pure fighting skill as damage. Same with healing/kill assists as supports, having a Mercy beam on a competent damage hero basically wins them 90% of fights right there
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>>147227034
>play against a shitter
>"haha nice 'counter' xD"
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>>147227034
>be roadhog
>team has TWO bastions
>enemy team has genji
>instantly die everytime genjo shows up due to

Bastion confirmed best counter for own team
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>everyone top in rankings is mostly Genji
>having to practice him non-stop so I can get my SR up
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>>147224073
This here.

There really aren't many good answers to tanks. I don't mind seeing a Reinhardt because he's limited on range. I don't mind a winston because, because lol dps, same for Dva. They can be used effectively but have definite drawbacks.

About the only answers to roadhog and Zarya are reaper, widow, or other roadhog and Zaryas. There are literally no drawbacks to either of them.
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>>147226879
does using her damage beam to assist damage than regular healing//kills give more points/actually count as kills?
I know I've gotten cards for assists as that but I didn't know the game calculated them like that. I do normally like to damage boost the pharah whenever I can and I get plenty of those assists like that, should I be fine?
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>>147227034
>things that never happened
Bastion players need to make up stuff to make their """"hero"""" viable
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>>147226806
>Making it so you 5 teammates only have to fight 3 of them
>useless

Kill yourself Genji
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>>147226857
>>147226883
>leaving choke point to try to take on 3 people, who can walk 2 feet and get full health from spawn

There's no way you should have lasted more than 30 seconds with that retardation.

>Bastion camps right outside spawn door
>He gets corner killed by hanzo in 2 seconds flat
>Everyone called him out for being stupid.
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>>147225937
I want to but I'm British :(
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>>147227086
Mecha

Rein/Lucio have better skins

>>147227152
"Kill assists" are better than nothing, and if you're getting lots of those you're helping your team immensely

Not sure on the exact stats, just saying supports/tanks CAN do as well as damage, just takes a different skillset
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Hey now that competitive is out,
Do competitive servers actually are 60tickrate?
And is competitive matchmaking skill dependant if I am a solo player or is it still the random based shitfest it is on normal mode?
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>>147227051
please respond i just want to play the game
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>>147227143
because genji is OP at high mmr pubs, hes highest skill cap hero by far
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>>147226461

favorite voice line in the game
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>>147226806
I bet when you play as Tracer or Genji you stick with the rest of your team as well. Shitter.
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>>147223134
>No "Born to Heal" etched into the helmet

Shit picture, kys
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>>147226904
No worries, I only won four of my placement matches. Honestly, I don't care at all about my stats regarding anything. I just think this game is fun.
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>>147226904
Me. Only matches I've won have been ones where teams all left today.

Probably going to kill myself because it feels like it's my fault that my teams always end up losing even when they win. I'm well on my way to sub 40 now
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what ELO are you guys

mid ELO here
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I think i'm starting to realize that comp matchmaking is a lot like Hearthstone ladder.

It seems that as long as you play a lot of games and have a winrate above 50%, could be 50.1% or whatever, you will eventually just climb regardless of how hard you fucking suck.

When I win I seem to go up a rank, every single time. When I lose I go down...not a rank. Meaning that my winrate would have to be fucking garbage in order to derank.

It's going to be absolutely retarded if by the end of every season you just have a fuckton of 80s or some shit even if they really didn't deserve it. I'm not even going to get into how retarded the dynamic matchmaking is either.
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>>147227239
>Do competitive servers actually are 60tickrate?
Nope, i've played quite a few matches as Tracer and i still snap back to my original position when i blink at the right time from a hook or flashbang.

>Is competitive matchmaking skill dependant if I am a solo player or is it still the random based shitfest it is on normal mode?
Still a shitfest though you can improve your chances by playing with friends and KOTH is bugged.
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>>147227126

No, it's not fair because shitter strategies only work at shitter levels. A Reinhardt sitting on the payload at MMR 40 and a Reinhardt sitting on the payload at MMR 70 are vastly different, because at higher MMR you'll start encountering players who know how to counterplay the basics.

You don't actually need "rate" stats performance for MMR. Player skill will naturally sort this out by itself since good players win more than bad players.
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>>147226881
i dont know what his max damage is but i once took 490 from a scattershot
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>>147226904
>started out doing well the other night, 4 wins 2 losses
>Play again tonight
>Lose every single game, now at 4 wins 5 losses
>Not bothering with the last match until tomorrow, hopefully less shitters online
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>>147225590
shoot and run bro, you dont have to do enough to kill them, just enough to harass
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I can't connect to battle.net on overwatch

help

>>147227327
>that lip on dva
wtf
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>>147227086
>hockey lucio
I didn't know people actually liked those skins
get mechaqueen
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>>147227353
I'm only losing.
I've dropped from 53 to 43.
My only wins are ones where the enemy team disconnects and I get no points from it. Then I lose and it's my entire bar.
Currently out of 60 matches I've won 20.
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nah, fuck this game

I'm going back to 1v1 games

solo q is just not healthy for me
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>>147227353
I was just thinking literally this, but from the other side, I'm a shitter and I've always been shit at FPS and teamwork/coordination and I just keep climbing
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>>147226904
I lost all of mine.
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>>147223357
>You as tracer
>Bomb is actually just a firecracker that startles your enemies a little
>Gun shoots confetti
>Blink teleports you face first straight to the barrel of a reaper's shotgun
>Recall sends you so far back in time you are actually unborn and die

>Enemy Tracer
>Bomb is actually a handheld nuclear bomb, can wipe your whole team and she always has one on hand
>Guns shoot small, heat seeking missiles tipped with the poison of the brazillian wandering spider
>Blink sends her to the moon from which she can headshot you with her rape guns
>Recall sends her just far enough back that she has her bomb for the millionth time to fuck your team's shit up
>>
How much of Solo Q you think is luck? Sometimes you get people who got lucky in Placement and will subsequently drop afterwards.

I haven't played in OW yet, But I ranked platinum or whatever the fuck in Halo 5 and proceeded to be the worst team mate ever afterwards.
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>>147227446
Stop playing then?
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>Get a legendary
>It's helmet hockey Lucio when I already had helmet-free

I don't know how to feel about this, since they both look good...
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>>147227258
>hes highest skill cap hero by far
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>>147227258
>spam right click
>dash
>melee
>spam right click
>dash
>wait for friendly Zarya to use ult
>EUGENE OKAY OKAAAY
>Play of the Match

>highest skill cap
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>>147224042
Yes, so you can even have gone around a corner or something similar and still be hooked by him
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>>147227446
That's a bit different though. Obviously sooner or later your luck will have to turn, and you'll probably end up back at square one. I'm saying that over a long period of matches/time, you would have to TRY in order to derank. At first, 50-55 is good. Now most people are suddenly at 60-65. It's been, what, two days?

It would also make sense, because everyone is saying they keep encountering shitters at rank 70. The reasoning probably being that said shitters didn't lose 2 for every game they won and just skyrocketed to high skill rating.
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>wanna watch some porn and masturbate myself
>dont wanna stop playing overwatch

aaaa!!!!!! FUCK
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>yfw overtime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrTOIivBtw
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>>147227551
>all other heroes
> left click
> left click
>q
> left click
> right click
> left click
> POTG
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>>147227353
>That picture
it took me a bit but I laughed heartily when I got it
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>>147227551
nice argument that doesn't mention at all what you would consider to be a higher skill cap hero
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>>147223357
>>147227471
THIS. SO. MUCH.
I thought i was good with Tracer during QP, but I get destroyed with Tracers in Ranked.
Also add the fact that it's much much harder to stick bombs to people in Ranked compared to QP.
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>>147227605
I'll suck you off if you can keep it hard while playing. :3
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>>147227258

I don't know if I'd call him OP, he's ass against tanks.

He's very good at solo carrying though with that dragonblade of his.
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>>147227338
Four Little Diamonds
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>>147227617
https://youtu.be/Noz6-KaT4fA
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>>147227605
>tfw fapping with mic on
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>>147227471
I'd like to see this kind of post for all the heroes.
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I wish there was an option for Hanzo to make him say his original Q line when using his wolf skin.
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>>147227659
No one in Overwatch truly requires skill beyond basic aiming.
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>>147223307
>EU

Hard pass.
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>>147227741
ryugga waga teki no kurau
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>>147227605
Shit. I guess I'm not the only one.
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what would it feel like to make love with Reaper?
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>>147227338
2095
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>>147227770
>>147227770
That's not what "highest skill cap" means you fucking retard
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>>147227605
post your dick
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>>147227794
"Okami yo waga teki wo kurae" doesn't sound as awesome as "Ryuuga waga teki wo kurau."
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>>147227487
no. I have extreme autism and like playing the game, and want a golden weapon eventually. I'm not too angry I've just learned to accept it currently, I just scream when my team starts to lose.
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>>147227825
t. assblasted Genji main who's getting buttflustered that his weeb character isn't actually that technical
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>>147227770
that can be said for any FPS game ever.
I mean, what else skill you do need besides aiming and know how to react?
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So is D.Va supposed to be played as more of a flanker or something? She doesnt really feel like a tank to me.
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>>147227873
Yeah, he's not compared to other games

But compared to the rest of the cast he's the highest skill ceiling character.

Because that's what it means when you're talking about the highest skill cap character in the game.

It's how they compare to every other character in the game.

You fucking retard.
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>be rank 56
>can't climb because rng coin flips keep favoring enemy team

reeeeee
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>>147222726
Why are you even mad? She's a gamer girl. The memes come with the territory.
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>>147227818
DEATH CUMS
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>>147227730
>You as S76
>9mm Hi-point carbine with a firing group the size of a pizza
>helix rockets are just a water balloon, moves about as fast as a narcoleptic Roadhog
>teammates are allergic to Biotic Field
>Ult immediately blocked by Reinhardt, shut down by D.va, or a battery for Zarya while you get melted

>Enemy S76
>.308 hunter-killer platform that headshots you at all times
>think you died to a damage-boosted Pharah, was just his helix
>Biotic Field is already down for any enemy you're just about to kill
>Ult might as well be a wall-ignoring High Noon, no one can escape, shoots around your tanks
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>>147227605
d e g e n e r a c y


I'm not any better


really wish I was though
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What's the counterplay to a Mercy hiding and waiting out ults to reset the fight? How will they balance her being a must-pick once they release other supports?
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I actually felt bad one shotting Zenyatta while being damage boosted as Pharah
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>>147227842
I will not!
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>>147224738
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/you-probably-didnt-play-it-but-the-story-of-battleborn-was-all-about-badass-women-343
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Genji and Hanzo removed from the game when?

Why the FUCK do I see these two heroes in EVERY SINGLE MATCH I play

No, they're not OP but ANNOYING AS FUCK and Hanzo can just spam arrows at chokepoints FUCK HANZO AND GENJI WITH HIS GAY NIGGER ULT GO FUCK YOURSELF

literally the LEAST interesting characters in the game
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Amber/Cobalt > Any Mercy legendary
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>need to change melee from v but have used t for over 700 games
>tfw trying to play roadhog after changing it
SHIT
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>having to practice new heroes because retards in comp are too weak
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Why do people talk like they're on /v/ in game? How do they not realize how fucking embarrassing it is?
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>>147228153
I'm fine that they exist.
I'm not fine that Hanzo can just instantly kill me with a lucky fully charged CQC headshot.
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>>147228169
>playing Mercy
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>>147227983

>Press E in fire fight
> Get kills
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>>147228183
define talking like /v/, like spewing > everywhere or what
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>>147228112
post
dick
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>>147228215
sorry I like winning games senpai
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>>147228091
there is none
they have to nerf charge time a little bit and max resses at 3 people

t.mercy main
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>>147228183
>embarrassed
>online
>will probably never see those people again

the fact you mentioned embarrassment means you probably take this game way too seriously.
>>
Reminder that when you're having a bad day in Ranked, or just generally having a bad day, the members of Overwatch are behind you in every step of the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoWKRNbTbuY
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>4 golds dicking around as D.Va
>lose game
>"that's because you weren't tanking enough so everyone else kept dying"
>wasn't even the only tank
What can I even do.
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>>147228249
Give me a minute.
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>>147228235
Meme arrows and other assorted /v/ and /tv/ speak.
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"Its high noon" - Bastion
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>>147228151
>It's worth noting that Overwatch has a serious burnout issue. Until comp is added in full, and (maybe) a campaign mode, OW will be dead within the next few years.

Battleborn has a cult following, and Gearbox is working to make the game better all the time with weekly hotfixes, new characters, new gamemodes, and new maps. (And all of that is FREE) PC Battleborn is more or less dead, but Console Battleborn is alive and well. (Especially after the new matchmaking system.)
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>>147228226
>being in such shit MMR people don't know to not shoot at a reflecting genji
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>>147228314
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>>147228341

tfw stuff goes better than expected
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>>147228287
pick zarya
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>>147228287
>tanking as D.Va

Tell them to git gud, she's only good at tanking ults and Reaper.
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>>147227971

She's genuinely ass as a flanker, don't get meme'd into thinking she is one. She's easily focused down when alone and she needs two big health packs to refill her health so she can't sustain her flank for shit. Her damage when flanking is also subpar compared to the true flankers.

Theoretically she'd be a good anti-tank tank, an anti-ult hero and a mobile secondary tank/brawler, but she is currently lacking as a hero because she's too easily brought down because of her her massive critbox.
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>>147228310
>>147228262

Literally every group I've ran into are a bunch of smug arrogant fucks. Either on my team or the opposing, farming in their little fight arenas they've chosen on the map and bitching about other players.
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>>147226930
watching someone smash something in a fit of gamer rage is always relevant and entertaining
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>>147227971
You are supposed to cause chaos in the backline so your team can either take a breath or push because you are in a big ass meka everyone wants to hit and usually does.

But that never works because you die too fast or just get hooked by pig man which usually results in an instaloss of your meka.
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>>147228348

>Being such cunt that you can literally run into clusterfucks and click E.
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>Competitive, first match after my placement 10, rank 53
>on Lijiang as Roadhog
>we lose the first two
>two guys tell me to swap out but I stick with it
>win the next one
>lose the next one
>same guys complaining about how useless I was
>stay silent despite the medals

Holy shit competitive is such cancer
I'm not saying I played great but I obviously wasn't bottom of the barrel relatively speaking
>>
anyone want to group for bonus? PC. roadhog and zarya
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>>147227983
Good genjis rely on decision making, cooldown management and map knowledge. Game sense is king for genji but other heroes require more technical skill. The reason OW is full of shitter genjis isn't because their aim is bad its because they don't fucking think.
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>>147228091
Tracer killing Mercy.
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>tfw your friend only plays Lucio because he thinks he's doing well every game by just passively healing and seeing his gold medal

i really need new friends
>>
Haha, great game :^)
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>>147228423

Who are the true flankers?
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>>147228006
if hes dead, could he still get someone pregnant?
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>>147228341
>all of that is free

blatantly untrue, new characters you need to pay for unless you don't want to grind for fucking months.
>>
>boot up Overwatch, ready for some fun
>remember that every single map is fucking garbage comprised of either a series of hallways with no alternative paths or areas that are disguised to fool you into thinking they aren't hallways
>remember that more often than not victories amount to which team activated more ults at once than the other team
>remember that win or loss is more dependent on your team than it is on you, even moreso than a game like dota where you can at least farm and then carry
>remember that the community is absolute cancer
>finger edges closer to uninstall button
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>>147228551
wtf is that shit. tag is Pochichis#1669
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>>147228091
her ult builds way too fast considering how easily it comes out and how it instantly switches the momentum of a game
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>>147222853
>he hasn't shut down a pharah/roadhog ult with the defense matrix

it feels so good to hard counter someone's ult right in their face
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>>147228551
>>147228678
Literally how new
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>>147227730
>You as Reaper
>Shotguns are actually a pair of water guns, and they're empty
>Hitting wraith mode kills you instantly
>Teleport sets you right in front of a Bastion while he's firing
>Death Blossom turns you into the cunt from the sound of music

>Enemy reaper
>Shotguns are actually a pair of arm mounted ICBMs
>Permanent wraith mode, can fire while in it
>Can *teleports behind you* any time he wants and get a free headshot
>Death blossom wipes your entire team for the rest of the round, instant win
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>>147226930

His brother draws a mean set of tiger tits and leopard ass.
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>>147228601
Tracer
Genji
Reaper
D.va

Technically Soldier is great at it but he's such as all-rounder it's hard to say he's bad at anything except anti-tank
Technically Pharah due to being the only flying character, but is situational
Technically Widow due to her mobility and insane damage potential

>>147228678
a hashtag with numbers after it is treated as a tripcode password

see namefield
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Explain this
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I bet most people don't even realize there's a little room near on Volskaya's attacking spawn
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>>147228678
Sent a friend request, m8.
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>>147228756
I fell for that shit recently as well and I've been here since early 2008
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>>147228789
post it
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>>147228753
>genji blocking a pharah ult into her
>genji blocking a roadhog ult and pushing him off a cliff

MADA MADA
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>>147228678
not EU?
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>>147227845
Because he fucking whispers half of it, which really makes it more of a stealth ult for him which is why wolf skins are the superior skins
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>>147228779
hard wörk päys öff
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>>147228789
that's the best part of the entire game

i'd love to have a white apartment like that
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>>147228789
I always start by sending a bunch of rockets inside in case there is a hanzo/widow shitter there.
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we lost to this team

thats when i realized no action i can make can have any effect on a games outcome
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>>147228789
You mean to the left(viewing attacker spawn) that has 2 floors? It just seems useless
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>>147228779
people don't know what to do against turrets
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>>147228779
>51 games

Statistically irrelevant, the top 100 for torb is made up of people all with <100 games
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>>147228601

Tracer and Genji.

>Tracer has a 240 damage 1 second burst
>massive mobility to avoid getting hit
>Can heal herself to a degree
>Won't be feeding ult charge
>an ultimate that tends to guarantee pickoffs

Compare this to the lardass D.Va.
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>>147228779

Put turret in opposite spot or in view of flank only, play game like TDM.
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>>147228779
because you probably only play him on defense and he bolsters a defense like crazy
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Sub 50 is pure cancer. Does it get better?
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>>147228779
explain THIS
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>>147228808
only accessible by that balcony and contains an office, thats it
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>>147228802
lmao late 08
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>>147228868
Yeah 240 damage if every shot is absolutely perfect

Which happens

>never
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>>147228341
>It's worth noting that Overwatch has a serious burnout issue.

Maybe if you only play Winston for hours on end. Ive got 1200 hours on every class in tf2 and so far Im close to matching that on Tracer alone
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>>147228413
I do pick Zarya often when I'm tryharding, but I'm talking more about playing the best out of my team on a sub-par character and still being blamed for a loss.

And don't even get me started when I pick an unpopular character like Widow. I once had gold objective time on Widow, got enough kills to, you know, actually stay alive as Widow on the payload when my team was dicking around doing whatever, and still instantly got told it's all my fault when we choked a bit before reaching the goal. And before I switched to Widow my team couldn't break through their Pharah and other dps at all so we'd have lost before we even started escorting the payload.

Funny thing is I think Blizzard really fucked up by not including a traditional scoreboard - instead of reducing toxicity by the single person who actually tops the scoreboard, they increased the toxicity by all the shitters who think they're hot shit without actually seeing how bad they're doing compared to people on the team who are actually trying.
>>
>6 win streak
>FOUND GAME
>~~~~DEFEAT~~~~
>LEAVE
>FOUND GAME
>~~~~DEFEAT~~~~
ARE YOU A NIGGER?
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>>147228897
You can literally walk in on the ground floor and take the stairs up there m8
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>>147228091
Just call out mercy as a priority. Your flankers have one job: take her out. After that they have shore leave. When she spawns, back to work. Sadly, you really need a dedicated mercy hunter if you want her ults countered
>>
>>147228549
I played with a guy who refused to play anyone other than Torbjorn. He bragged about getting a bunch of gold medals when everyone called him shit but was still fucking useless and did nothing to help us actually grab objectives. They don't mean anything.
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>>147228779
Torb is ridiculously strong. His rivet gun is amazing, and the shotgun alt fire is fucking nuts. He gives 75 ARMOR and has a turret to top it off.
The ONLY downside to torb, and I mean ONLY downside, is that his entire body is a fucking head hitbox.
>>
heroes never die xD

why is this game so cringeworthy
>>
>>147228889
Doesn't matter you won't be getting above 50 anytime soon.
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>>147228879
I mean why would you pick him other than when you're on defense?
Shit man even the tool tip tells you that.
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EXPLAIN THIS

>>147228967
>ah yes, gold objective time/kills means nothing
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>>147228930
Keeping a good mentality in your team by picking meta is important if you want to win.

If you pick something unpopular or outright hated
>d.va
you better dont, people will blame you anyway because they never learn.
>>
>>147228846
Have you considered that maybe its because you were playing Lucio?
>>
>>147228984
I'm 47
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>>147228107
I too feel bad watching pharah fall out of the sky like a deflated balloon after 2 shooting her as zen.
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>>147227730
>You as D.Va
>Continent sized critbox
>Fusion cannon is actually the "mist" setting on a garden hose
>You don't even have defense matrix
>Boosters send you right into a Junkrat's trap
>Ult is the size of a party popper, and half as dangerous
>Out-of-mek pistol is actually just your vibrator because you left your real gun at home

>Enemy D.Va
>Critbox 1% the size of a quark
>Fusion cannon fires cool ranch doritos at terminal velocity with 100% accuracy
>Permanent defense matrix for her entire team
>Boosters stronger than those on the Saturn V
>Ult is actually a tactical nuke a la cawadoody
>Is never out of meka, transitions straight from one meka to another
>>
>>147228914

If your aim is shit yeah.

Good Tracers compensate for the spread by getting a percentage of headshots. Tracer's oneclipping a support is going to happen a lot if they are passingly decent at her.
>>
>genji raging about enemy winston

JUST FUCKING SWITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>Junkrat is a filthy little creep
>nobody else likes him, thinks he's disgusting
>outside of battles, they avoid Junkrat like the plague
>even during battles, Junkrat is usually treated badly by everyone
>all except Mercy
>Mercy treats him with as much respect as she would anyone else
>as a result Junkrat has a major crush on her

I want it badly
>>
>>147229021
By support you mean mercy

Because nobody plays Zen and I really doubt your statement regarding Lucios
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>>147229010
Congratulations.

For every 5 games you win, there will be 5 games you lose.
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>>147229003
If you're being absolutely useless to your team and playing like a fucking retard around the objective you can still get all that.
>>
>>147228813
yeah, genji can do it too
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>>147229016
>>Fusion cannon fires cool ranch doritos at terminal velocity with 100% accuracy
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What is your opinion on having both a Mercy and a Lucio on a team?

It would be nice to say that it's not an incredibly good setup, but it wins me most games that I have it. All the healing can make a tank invincible where he might otherwise get hooked and nuked into oblivion as long as the Lucio is paying attention.

The effect is even compounded if you have a Toblerone spewing out armor packs for the healers.
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>>147228932
>3rd time
>still instant defeat
>get trash talked
What the living fuck is going on? Am I not allowed to have fun?
>>
>>147229004
But ranked is out, I should fucking be able to do it in quick play without morons raging at me, particularly when I'm doing 4 golds good.
>>
>>147229060
Junkrat is a murderer, and Roadhog is a cereal killer.
>>
>>147229089
Let's just trash every quantifiable metric then because all that matters is 'did you grab the objective', which apparently defies all statistics.
>>
>Every character in the game gets a 20% speed buff

How would this affect the game?
>>
>>147229073
I-I play Zen.
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>>147229146
>Am I not allowed to have fun?

Welcome to vidya games.
>>
>>147229087
>Le 50% meme
I don't believe it
>>
>>147229159
>Roadhog is a cereal killer

That fat fuck probably murders 10 whole boxes of cornflakes a day.
>>
>>147229167
You mean ever team has Lucio?
>>
>>147229167
>reinhardt hovering through the map M1ing everyone to death
>every 3 seconds you hear
>HAMMER DOWN
>>
>>147229164
I mean this is an objective based game, anon. It really is all that matters.
>>
>>147228935
oh

still, no one uses it, either because they dont realize it's there or because they'd rather fight on the point/choke anyway
>>
Why is ranked play such shit?

There's no incentive to play except "muh golden guns" which might be the most unoriginal, call of duty-tier gimmick ever. If I want to play with genji/window/hanzo instalocks then I'll do so on unranked play where I can quit as I choose.
>>
>>147228897
Why are they making such huge robots? Just one of those things would have the steel necessary to construct an entire city.
>>
>>147228549
>daring to defy the ever shifting and arbitrary meta as the plebs understand it
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>>147229212
>>
shit. from 43 down to 39...
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>>147229214
yeah but without a lucio and not as fast as a lucio special speed buff, but faster than his passive speed buff
>>
>>147229228
And yet somehow objective time and kills mean nothing to you
>>
>>147229251
To fight the giant Omnics.
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maya#2267 if anyone on EU want to go QP for xp bonus
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>>147229251
they need giant robots to fight other giant robots

and smaller robots too
>>
PUSH LITTLE CART YOU FUCKS
WHY DO YOU RUN OFF

HELP
>>
>>147221256
That feel when u kill edgelord and friends

https://youtu.be/qAjca_jz7xk
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>>147229282
I was 39 and played one game as roadhog and got 58 eliminations and ranked back up to 40.

ez
>>
>>147229317
>>147229341
Why don't they make a single robot busting missile for one ten thousandth the cost?
>>
>>147229326

Sure
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>>147229229
>teleport up there as reaper on defense
>hide behind the door
>everyone waltzes out
>pick off the mercy and someone else before ghosting through the chokepoint back to our side
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I fucking love seeing bastions only because it lets me play my favorite character with reason
>>
What is the most autistic hero?
>>
>>147229394
The question is 'who', not 'what'
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>>147229394
Well if you are going by the canon
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>>147229420
apparently it's you
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Hey, /owg/. What's the counter to everything?
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>>147229394
S Y M M E T R A
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>>147229450
left clicking the bad guy
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>>147229239
this
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>>147229228
evidently not
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>>147229450
Pick Reaper.
Literally counters everyone
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>heal slaving for roadhog
>whenever he pulls someone give him quick damage boost which will kill anything
>build ult off him in about 3 seconds

i think we know what the real ship is
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>tfw competitive confirms suspicion that friends are bad
do i continue with them or soloq, placed at 55 and now im 46.
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>>147229060
Mercy is so nice.
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>>147229394
genji

>blabbers in chinese all the time
>says "yush" when he kills someone
>uses his sword when there's all those technological weapons
>Throws ninja starts
>climbs walls like a roach
>does front flip when doing the double jump

He does some pretty weird shit
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I simply cannot play comp. I don't mind losing - its when its just unsatisfying to lose because your team seems so clueless, and no one has a mic.

I think I might just skip season 1, just so that the shitters get off. Basic concepts like flanking the objective so that the choke point can be dissolved is lost on these people. There is no reason to not get the first point in Nubani/King's Row/Hollywood. But when it happens its infuriating. Why do people feel the need to run a Zenyatta/Lucio? Why play Zenyatta at all on ranked? Hey Zenyatta, instead of playing pretend Soldier 76, go Tracer and stand on the point.
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>>147229378
Because a single robot busting missile isn't as cool as an army of giant robots.
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>>147226832
stop being a retarded junkrat "main"
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>>147229552
you tried to be funny
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I fell from 52 to 40 in the last 2 days and I'm probably going to all to 39 soon if I keep getting teams that refuse to choose a tank or anything besides Hanzo/Tracer/Genji/Dva.
Sometimes it's just bad luck like defening 100% in your turn against a shitty team and then before my turn starts to attack a mate leaves the match, leading some other fagt to quit too and making us lose as we proceed to 6x2.

Is there anyone who plays comp on "the americas"?
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how do you beat a team with two really good tracers on a koth map?
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>>147221817
2x Pharah, 1x Mercy
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>>147229553
competitive still gives you more XP + you can buy a golden gun eventually, or maybe they'll put some more prizes and you'll be ready.

No reason to play quick play really
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>>147229615
ITS HIGH NOON

I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
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>>147226832
don't spam your grenades down a chokepoint and instead use your carmine to jump to the backline
>>147229623
quickplay is like half the length of comp games . Almost like it's to play for a "quick" game
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>>147229615
Two? Good luck.
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>>147229615
Pick two Zaryas and two Lucios.
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>entire team except me, a lucio, is dead
>guy who took it upon himself to be the leader of the group since he was the only one talking on voice screams at me to "get on the point" when they only have a second left to win
>i get on the point
>i die
>he asks why I didn't get onthe point
LOL
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>>147229432
>>147229453
What's wrong with Symmetra? I'm spending my first 1k gold on her Goddess skin once I get the 20g left.
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Rate my pack, /owg/.

I was actually thinking that I could really use some Genji victory poses and highlight intros right before opening it
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>>147229687

ITS fucking MEME magic!
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>>147229736
Nothing, I main Symmetra, but in the canon she is autistic
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>>147229663
Depends.

I sometimes get 10+ minute matches in hanamura on quick play, while I've goten my team to completely stomp the other enemy in 2 minutes the first round and 3 minutes the next one.

And those cases aren't rare. There's plenty of complete stomping in competitive because the rating thing is meaningless
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>>147229736
She has Autism.
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>>147229553
>>147229608
This is why ranked is shit. There's no incentive to playing it, unless you're an autist who thinks golden guns are simply ebin.

>>147229623
Comp gives you the same XP as quick play. At least in quick play you can quit without penalty/ruining the game for everyone when you get matched with shitters who instapick widow/hanzo/genji and instead of going tank/support.
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I heard you guys like losing.
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>>147229498
RRREEEEEEEEEEE.

The only team game I played before this was TF2. I now understand why Dota/LoL all have toxic communities. How can you not go into rage mode after seeing your team do some shit like this?
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is battle.net down

can't connect, keep getting an error
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>>147229794
?

I get 6400~ XP in comp most of the time while I get around 1800~ XP on quick play>>147229794
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>>147229868
Works for me here in EU
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>>147229814

I've played with you before.

Your roadhog is garbage but you are a pretty decent soldier/mcree
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RACIST OMNIC when?

Join the robo masterrace today!
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>>147229914
is there a moon man version of that?
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>>147229901
I mostly play Pharah.
I've been a fucking slump recently. I'm usually great at Roadhog.
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>>147229883
You only get 5-6k XP if you play 4 or 5 rounds of KOTH and win. Ranked and quickplay XP payouts are pretty even as long as match times and outcomes are even.
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>Lose a game
>Lose a level
>Win a game
>Get a sliver
Why is this allowed?
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>>147229914
so Bender?
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>>147229969
get carried fago
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new skins when, homies?
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CREATE A THIRD BUILDER CHARACTER


they must since there is already torb on defense and symmetra on support, make a balanced offense builder that can both fight at the front lines but still also build turrets
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>>147230010
When?
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>When you realize that Roadhog realistically only has one shot to kill Symmetra before she is latched on to him with a 120dps laser beam

I swear, people underestimate her damage so much
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How do I get my rank to go up if I'm having good games as Mercy (10k~ healing, a few elims) but still lose because I'm playing with shitters? What more do I have to do?
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>Pharah
>Zenyatta does transcendence on final point in Russia Land
>Rein justice
>Zenyatta moves off of point
>Get killed by Mcree

Can you not control your movement during transcendence?
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>>147230010
soon I hope
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>>147230007
Thinking about it.
I'll never get out of the 50s solo.
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>>147230029
wouldn't that be a little op
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>>147229969
ure shite and getting carried
I gained almost two levels from a win yesterday
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>>147230045
cause all she can do is jump up and down and run in circles, you're not doing that against competent people.
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>>147230029
Just get Sven(or whatever his name was) from torb's comic that employs drones and the like to play offensively
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>>147230045
>play Reinhardt
>indian tech support comes at me with her call centre gun
>smash her face in
>starts trying to run away to find a street
>free kill as she has no way to dodge Fire Strike
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>Meet a level 335
>He's total garbage

How
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>>147230102
Good thing most people that play this game aren't competent

especially if they're on your team
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>>147230029
Ominc character
Builds small robots that seek out and damage enemies
carries a blowtorch to repair them/burn people's faces off at close range
maybe 200 hp with 100hp armor so he's bulky like reaper but still a threat

abilities could include recalling robots to a certain point or sending them to attack a specific enemy

Ultimate would be like torb's basically, buffing the robots and making them move faster and hit harder
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>>147229450

Roadhog.
>anti-tank
>anti-pharah
>anti-flanker
>anti-bad team comp
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>>147230035
>Balding Jinx and Independent Hog Who Don't Need No Road
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>>147230029
How about the opposite? Their constructs have very little offensive power but good defense/cc while the hero themselves is an offensive powerhouse.
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Hi guys, I work for Blizzard. Which hero should we nerf?
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>>147223357
This is what turns me off from using Tracer. I'm fine with learning her kit, but I'll never get used to that shit range of an ultimate. Hell, I think I killed myself more times with that bomb than I did the enemy.
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>>147229814

Don't worry, we lost again on offense.
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>>147230143
You only get 300 less xp for losing
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>>147230137
>Reinhardt
>attacking
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>>147230198
nerf zenyatta for the keks
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>>147230143
Why would you think that static exp gains would make you into a good player? It just means he's played thousands of games as a shitter.
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>win game
>get golds
>get a sliver
y
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>>147230224
what does this post even mean
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>>147230173
Soldier fucks his face up, as does Torb since he can't hook turrets

Any sniper as well because of his massive hitbox
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>>147230203
>throw bomb
>blink or dash twice
wow
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>>147230210
WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW HOW TO BUILD A COMP
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>>147230256
Reinhardts don't attack you silly goose. They just spin around their shield to block you until it dies and so do they
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>>147230167
This is kinda cool, we need more omnic characters
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>Lose 7 straight ranks after placing at 56

I lost control of my life
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>>147228581
rank?
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>>147230224
are you retarded
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>>147229450
Pharah counters everything besides Widowmaker and Soldier, and the Soldier actually has to be decent to counter Pharah.
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ugh this is so frustating. doing objectives. killing their healer. distrupting their back line. no matter how much I try. I can't carry as tracer.

Which hero should I choose for Solo Q?
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>>147230210
Have you tried not picking McMeme?
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>>147230173

Love Roadhog, literally carry games. 1-2 picks can stop the momentum of the most rolls and pushes.
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JUSTICE RAINS FROM _____
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>>147230198
Make Mercy's ult charge just a bit slower please

Or add a 0.5s cast time to it instant of literally instant

>>147230224
>>147230319
>not abusing 75 damage swings that knock your target around like a wet bag of leaves
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>sudden death

Who came up with this bullshit?
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>>147230224
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I hate this skin.
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>start game
>people chatting up on mic and discussing strategy
>everyone seems chill and seems to know what theyre doing
>im confident were gonna win this

>we cant even cap the first point

>the faggots on mic suddenly start being passive-aggressive on complements and eventually devolves into shit talking
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>>147230384
Urrgh
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I don't get it

My internet is fine

>>147230392
retards
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>>147229815
>wipeout of last enemy, get ults ready for B
>run back with a tracer and finish capping

What's REEEEEEEEEEEE is that mercy died here.
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>>147230319
I'll remember that when I abuse the hammer's triangle hitbox and 20 tick to flatten you when you think you're out of range.
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genji has a pussy
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>>147230315
>join game
>choose between playing one of your best non-meta comp characters or a meta character you suck with
I do this in quickplay when ideally we'd have another offense character but there's already a reaper because I suck balls with every other offense character. Instead the team's getting a junkrat on offense or a 2nd tank.
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>>147230392
It's simple.

We pick. The monkey.
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>>147230405
I prefer chat that involves bros that are pessimistic from the start for some strange reason

They always manage to do well
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>>147228995
A turret can ride on top of a payload with a Reinhardt guarding it. It's not a Bastion, but it locks on and aims quicker than a lot of Bastions. Aside from that, can't think of much.
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>>147230360
Pharah if you want to play the best hero currently.

You could also try Soldier, he does pretty well overall.
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>>147230392
blizzard desperately wants the game to be "different" so theyre refusing to adopt good features from other games thinking that they can do better
they cant
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>>147230472
w-wha
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>>147230224
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>People who demand others pick the most viable characters to create a balanced team
>not just playing what you enjoy
>literally getting so mad they disconnect to scream to no one about how no one else but him understands the meta
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>>147230472
but that's hanzo
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>tfw you get countered
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>>147230472
Tumblr is a mental disease
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>>147230489
Stuuuuupid monkeeey
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>>147224989
It's been fixed.
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>>147230489
>4 tanks
>nobody on the enemy team has a reaper or monkey
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>>147230531
I know they'd get shit for it but I would praise them from literally stealing the layout (just the layout though) of all the good Tf2 maps and maybe some game modes. Payload race and payload tug of war come to mind.
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>>147230567
>team wants a healer
>I pick genji
Mi o sutete mo, myōri wa sutezu
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>>147230567
>people demand you play a character you're shit at
>get mad it you when you play them like shit
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I used to love koth

then I stopped playing with my bad friends and soloq'd at 62 mmr

I hate koth now, whatever team has the better tracer wins the game
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>>147225735
>Playing quick play and not caring any more
>Playing robo ninja or Tracer
>Constantly getting POTG
>Don't know if I tanked my MMR learning him or just got better
Don't care he's still way too fun. On xbone voice lines don't show up so I can't say mada mada.
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>>147230364
>not gittin gud
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>>147230472
That's gross.
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>>147230245
That still mean a shitload of ingame experience, hence why I'm surprised you can still be that bad at that level.

You'd think they pick up some tricks here and here but no. What the fuck
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>>147230604
They don't expect it.

Since sudden death has a low timer between 1-2 mins you get 2 monkeys and 2 dvas and have lucio speedboost you all.
Then you make everyone fuck away from the cap point whilst electrocuting everyone and spamming shield whilst mercy gives everyone health.

I have 100% winrate with that strat, but its only viable on sudden death.
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>>147230604
People in this game are fucking dumb.
This widow stayed widow on defense valksya even though we were getting repeatedly pushed in on last.
Now she's widow on offense and she's fucking garbage.
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>team instalocks dps
>demands you pick mercy

I'm not sure why these people are so surprised when I don't pick mercy.
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>>147230654
>>Playing robo ninja or Tracer
i have 0 playtime on both of these heroes and i intend to keep it that way
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oBRaJWIVJI

this is why dva best girl
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>>147230703
I pick Hanzo when the team is full DPS
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>>147230710
I don't know what I expected
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>>147230710
cancer video
dont post on 4chan ever again
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>comp numbani defend
>be tech support for first half
>gold elims, just under gold damage
>switch sides and play tank
>maintain gold elims/damage as a tank
why cant people learn to DPS in quick play before playing comp, most of my recent losses are because my team can't do damage
>>147221534
>>147228846
>>147229350
>>147229498
>>147229539
>>147230051
>>147230360
>>147230649
solo queue is hell
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>>147230639
>>147230640
>playing on Hollywood
>one guy has yet to chose a character
>we have no tanks
>the guy who instantly locked in Hanzo yells at him to pick a tank
>he picks Zen
>Hanzo screams "OH COME ON!"
>then he disconnects
>we go on to win the round
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>>147230623
>be on plebbit
>tried suggesting blizz adopt some systems from other games like cs go or dota and maybe battlefield or cododoody
>everyone spergs out about overwatch is NOT YOUR ORDINARY FPS AND THAT ITS A COMPLETELY UNIQUE AND INNOVATIVE NEW GENRE THAT STANDS BRILLIANTLY AMIDST THE SEA OF IGNORANCE OF ALL THE LESSER BEINGS OF THE GAME INDUSTRY


jesus christ guys, we all play overwatch here and theres no shame in admitting that the game needs to adopt thing that actually works and as long as its done properly i dont think anyone is gonna fault overwatch something that is proven to work
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>>147229450
Won't think so, bit it's zen. He brings every single character down to his level with discord. Not situational in the slightest. You are marked for death when you are doscorded. Talking about 1v1 in a team based game is just stupid
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>>147230051
group up
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>>147230709
I thought the same but it turns out to be way too much fun. Even better is someone saying we need a healer, responding with understood then continuing to jump around like a spaz.
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is it safe to leave during potg or
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>>147230816
hmm
what if
what if

the overwatch ranking was something unique but instead of w/l it was based on performance?

Like, best attacker and such?
Imagine, people would stop flaming each other because now you have to perform well instead of blaming your teammates
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>>147230816
>everyone spergs out about __________ is NOT YOUR ORDINARY *genre* AND THAT ITS A COMPLETELY UNIQUE AND INNOVATIVE NEW GENRE THAT STANDS BRILLIANTLY AMIDST THE SEA OF IGNORANCE OF ALL THE LESSER BEINGS OF THE GAME INDUSTRY

Congrats you just described every game specific subreddit.
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>>147230860
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who here 95 percentile
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>>147230401
Not Master Race enough?
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>"go back to quick play"
>"this is COMPETITIVE"

i laff errytiem i see it
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>>147230816
>>NOT YOUR ORDINARY FPS
>has a competitive ranking system with characters niches already nulled
>characters unbalanced/underpowered on release
>X counters Y

actual shooters dont have that thats true, so it makes even less sense it has a competitive ranking
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>>147230902
Can you leave during assemble your heros without penalty in ranked?
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Which heroes have the most potential to carry a team?
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>>147230305
More like I keep thinking she throws it like a grenade instead of just playfully tossing it. Also I either die getting close or actually miss my throw despite being close because no one stops in this game.
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>>147230819
>zen applying discord
>bastion shooting fucks
>Rein shielding both
>mercy amping bastion
sounds fun
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NEW

>>147230962

>>147230962

>>147230962
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>>147230953
ranked feels like my quick play experiences, only longer and with more angry individuals
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>>147230974
zarya

she can bench like a lot of weight so
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>>147230997
a million posts too early
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>>147230998
This is why I'm going back to quick play
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Well I added myself to your list. If there's anyone who wants to help me with placement, I'm all ears.
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>Pharah on every fucking map
>in every game
>same with Reinhardt and Mercy
>this is ranked
>this is quick match
>all the fucking time

I just

>no one will fucking target the Mercy
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Threadly reminder that the following mechanics need an overhaul before the game can have a healthy, competitive environment.

>Sudden death
>Overtime
>Same-hero team stacking
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>>147231046
same, only going to play ranked when I have a full stack. Don't care for golden guns, I even find higher skilled games in quick play too
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>>147230384
MY DICK
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>>147230872
It would help a little but the nature of class based shooters will always have people complaining about teammates and for things like team comp they're right at least half the time. Your personal performance is partially dependent on your team mate's. How are you supposed to do anything, for instance, if every fight ends up a 3 v 1 because those 2 hanzos are away from the front lines and not pulling their own weight? How about all the flankers who leave a turret up all match? It was a problem in Tf2 as well as people quickly figured out why they were

>getting ganged up on every time
>the rest of the team was almost nowhere to be found

Oh look at that. We have two snipers and a spy. Great.
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>>You as roadhog
Shot gun is actually just handful of cheerios thrown from under double chin.
Ranged shot is belched cheerio ball.
Hook chain is made of Styrofoam and attached by wet noodle, thrown with all the force and accuracy of a drunken butterfly.
Self heal is literally a hairy band aid with a cool down that somehow gets longer as time goes by.
Ult might push a wounded tracer 3 feet if you could control it, but the recoil is an like riding a furiously enraged bucking bronco.

>>enemy roadhog
An unstoppable juggernaut with unlimited health pool and a team or mercys as his heal ability that has no cool down.
Shotgun is a conical rail gun that fires through walls and secondary fire is a long range reaper cannon that fires miniature reapers all using deathblossom.
Ult can push 6 Reinhardt's with shields from one spawn to another and is always on target.
Chain hook is actually a homing cruise missile that never misses and teleports you to a chasm on hit.
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>>147230010
>no snail loli hero
overtards?
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>lose seven out of ten games on comp
>rank 39
>attacking on hanamura
>enemy team picks 4 torbjorns, 1 bastion, 1 mercy
>get absolutely fucked
>next match
>"disconnected from game server"
>rank 38
ayy should I just an hero?
>>
>>147231102
I try to target Mercy every time.

It's just extremely difficult when she's sitting behind the shield or dancing around a corner to the point where I have to run out in the open to even have a chance to hit her.

The game just isn't balanced and wasn't designed to be. Enjoy it for what it is: an even more casual TF2 with extremely high production value.

And waifus. Can't forget the waifus.
>>
>>147231146
No one except teenagers or COD fanboys give a shit about golden guns. What a tired gimmick.

If only there were good incentives to play ranked...Blizzard really shit the bed
>>
my personal way of playing tracer and genji


dont be in the mindset of being the #TopFragger of the team, but instead play like a cockroach and just harass, harass, kill then escape plus rinse and repeat
>>
>>147231102
id lethally ram her shithole, if you know what i mean
>>
>>147231196
>lose 7 placement matches
>WWWLLLLLLL
>rank 45
how do you rank so low?
>>
>>147231160
Well I'm mostly thinking about those people that dont get compensated for helping their team through supporting or carrying with kills. ie that tracer/soldier with 50 kills or symmetra doing everything in her power to provide teleporters
>>
>>147231302
I think I got rank 40 first, but disconnected twice or some shit. And dunno, I probably just suck coz my team always sucked too, so my MMR must have been shit.
>>
>try practicing new heroes in QP
>teammates can't get out the fucking gate
>try playing best heroes in Comp
>teammates can't get out the fucking gate
>there are people who unironically believe matchmaking is not fucked
>>
>>147231225
change golden guns to dota 2's immortal/arcana type cosmetics.

ie just the same weapons but with slightly different animations and maybe different colored auras floating around them or something.


also they should expire every season so people have to repeat the same tasks to get that season's new batch of special prizes
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>>147231227
I play them like that too, it's much more fun picking fights than mindlessly holding forward
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>>147231295
w-what do you mean?
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>>147231349
>bought the game less than week a ago
>in early 20s for level
>regularily matched with and against people level 70+, and occasionally people with 1 or 2 stars
>either drag team down or get carried
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>>147231102
>tfw I have a better chance at shooting at Mercy as Widowmaker
>Mercy won't stop moving so all my shots miss horribly
>say fuck it and decide to shoot at the guy she's healing
>headshot
>guy falls over dead
>tfw I have a better shot at killing the guy Mercy's healing than ever hitting Mercy
>>
How the fuck do you counter double winston? Barriers everywhere. Its getting too fucking common in competitive and I need a way to get past it
>>
>>147230710
who actually finds this garbage funny?

hint: it's reddit
>>
>>147231515
le die die die man
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>>147231515
Reaper. Seriously. Just Reaper. A great Reaper can shit on 6 Winstons. 2 okay Reapers can do the job as well. One meme choice is D.va since Winston can't crit and his weapon is shit against armor. Also Roadhog shits on Winston as well. His ult even counters Winston's. Especially on Koth.
>>
>>147231515
reaper
roadhog
bastion with team support
two enemies working in tandem pretty much always requires team support to deal with though so good fucking luck
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I am now legit mad at competitive.
I started off the night rising 4 levels, but then got stuck on 3 no-mic koth games in a row.

During the last one I said this verbatim
>Consider switching classes
My entire team started harassing me.
2 gold medals, 2 silver medals, switching classes every 3 minutes, and all I get for my hard work is a McCree telling me off about how I refuse to waste my ult.

I've haven't been this frustrated at a game in years.
>>
>>147226415
A better example would have been that full stacks had the players placing lower than each other for no reason
>>
>>147230654
this is the gayest shit I've ever seen (comic)
>>
>>147230472
I didn't think anyone actually liked cuntboy shit. It's not really like futa with the way sexuality works for men and women.
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holy shit i felt about about being level 105
>>
>>147231773
Gay men like it because it's something different or another hole to fuck without the other girly bits.
>>
>>147225112
Up until about a week ago when I started coming here and people mention it to laugh I was literally unable to recall its name when I tried. That's how hard it failed.
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>>147230834

>>147231769
If you think about it it fits their characters
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post bell curves
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>>147229212
>cornflakes

Pleb
>>
Is Roadhog's hook hitscan?
Because that would explain a lot of bullshit hooks that happened to me.
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>>147231203
There is only one true waifu.
>>
How do I play Monkey Business?
>>
>>147232228
No, just really shitty netcode.
In the average day you'll get hit by dozens of bullshit projectiles, but you'll usually only see the bullshit hooks since they're so noticeable.
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>>147232585
>In the average day you'll get hit by dozens of bullshit projectiles, but you'll usually only see the bullshit hooks since they're so noticeable.

uhh no 20 tick is an ARTISTIC choice and this game is 100% legit

maybe you should update your system
>>
>>147230428
are you on EU?
i think it's connection problems on the blizzard side, i get disconnected regularly and seen people complain about it too, had no problems before the last patch or on ptr
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>>147231661
what the fuck
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