/5N@F/ General

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First for pretty bird.

>>147212807
Get this weeb trash outa here.

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>>147212876
Very pretty bird

>>147212876
I'd still hit it
Clang for life

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furries belong in an oven

>>147213268
>gets posted several times before
>no one complains
>used for new thread header
>someone flips his shit

Stay mad, crybaby.

>>147212876
I would pet the broken birb

>>147213601
>several times before
Are you a time traveler?

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>>147213601
it looks to me that you are in fact the crybaby

I mentioned making a song last thread, here it is.

Purple Man, to the tune of Nowhere Man, by the Beatles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV2qiQO6cA

Do you know Purple Man?
Working in his creepy van,
Maybe we could stop this and call somebody

No one knows who he might be
May be Mike or Jeremy
He just also might be me or you.

Purple Man, please listen
Please don't do what you're wishing
Purple Man, we'll come back to see your end

He knows not what he will see
Because what he's done to me
Our newfound strength will be his downfall

Purple Man, you scurry
In your eyes, there's worry
Nowhere to run, in that suit you will be damned

Thirty years we will leave you
With no food nor drink to use
Maybe then your soul will cease to be

Purple Man, please listen
Please don't do what you're wishing
Purple Man, we'll come back to see your end

That's the end, Purple Man
Trapped inside your rusty can
Trapped somewhere he cannot hurt anybody
Trapped somewhere he cannot hurt anybody
If freed somewhere he would kill everybody

>>147213686
That picture was posted in the last two/three threads.

>>147214465
FLAT
L
A
T

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>>147213567
Anyone else think an animatronic Moon Man would be terrifying? It would be like as if stormfront built a terminator but it all goes wrong when it detects all natural human skin pigmentations as inferior.
>Originally built in the late 80's when Mac Tonight was still in the commercials
>Never went public due to programming malfunctions that made it's cameras/detectors identify anything darker than literal, pure white as a target.
>Rumored to be wandering around and within the premises of a large abandoned McDonalds at night whenever the moon is out.
>Survivors claim that they first found it funny when it started spouting racist quips and jokes about each of their races until it got close enough and tore a man in two and another's leg off.
>Anyone who escapes or hides after the initial assault, it chases/hunts down while it's voicebox stutters corrupted versions of the songs
"M-Moo-oon M-Man, Moon Ma-a-a-aaaan, caan't-t-t you see? Spic-spic-spiiics and nig-gers nee-nee-need to ha-hang froo-o-om tree-eee-EEEEEEEEEEES"
>The hunt only ends when the sun comes up and it reappears within a secret basement within the dilapidated McDonalds.

>>147214465
This probably shouldn't excite me this much

>>147214692
all the people he killed should come back from the grave as spooks

>>147214087
>two or three threads
>several times
Pick one.

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>>147214692

A Moon Man animatronic actually exists though. It sits at a piano.

>>147214087
all me too

>>147214692

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQYxBJl13GQ

BOOOOOOORN TO DIE, NIGGER

>>147215430
Who cares, quit being such a bitchy little tit. You people really do need to rage about bullshit at least once a day, don't you.

>>147215732
I'm just pointing out that you were inconsistent and/or incorrect. The only one throwing a fit about it is you.

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"So in that instance they might try to, uh, remove some of your parts. Like your ears, and your eyes. And uh, your skin... probably. On account of any fur, scales, and/or feathers you might have depending on your, um, species, I would imagine."

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>>147216414
>Dr. Schmidt, I'm JH

>>147216414
>nose is still there
immersion lost
nice visualization

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>>147216414
Good GOD, that's unnerving.
Very nicely done.

>>147216414
Is that you, Snickers?

>>147215732
What do you mean "you people"?

http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35350

>>147218007
Noice

>>147216414
Man, more people should draw Roommates fana-

>>147218007
This is not what I meant. But I'll take it.

>>147218007
While I am tempted, the fluff calls to me.

Autism General?

>>147218007
Golly

>>147218296
Which one?

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>>147218007
>that slim frame
>those hips
>that coinpurse
>that little tail
>that fluffiness

>>147218296
here you go
>>>/vg/lolg/

>>147218007
Halt! Do not sexualize the cripple!
Sexualize the cripple

>>147218296
Indeed, but /ksg/ and the /tesg/ were doing this long before we got here.

>>147218007
Good GOD, that's unnerving.
Very nicely done.

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Hmm

>>147218007
I want to shove my face in his chest and take a whiff of his root beer-scented fluff.

>>147219703
that makes y'all furry

>>147217949
I think it's fairly obvious, they type in the same manner every time they complain about dissenting opinions on weebish images that barely look like characters from Five Nights at Freddy's.
Not much better than a tartlet, if there is any difference.

>>147219876
I deduce by your posting habits that Shitty Detective Anon and CDF hateanon are one and the same, since only one person uses the word "tartlet" and he uses it nonstop!

>>147220019
I mean, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

>>147220117
...fuck off, hateanon?

>>147220117
Then it's Chica

>>147220019
Diff anon, but a lot of people use the term tartlet.
I can't tell what's serious or not anymore.

>>147220157
No, it was me!

>>147219876
>weebish

Like how Baby and Ballora look in the game itself? And I'll never get tired of chuckling at people who get angry when they see a picture made in a country or style other than American, there are much more important things in life to rage about.

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Don't bite the bait, gentlemen.

>>147220516
Alright, alright.

>>147220401
Getting mad at anime or manga is silly considering this is an anime website, but getting mad at weebanon is a perfectly legitimate reaction.

>>147220546
Who?

>>147220401
No, they really don't look like that. They lack the facial splitting so they look more like people with makeup

>>147220632
We're not talking about Sy right now. Come back tomorrow for the weekend writefaggotry discussion.

>>147220019
And every time, you throw out shittydetectiveanon like it excuses your shittiness at blending in.
Really, just curb your posting habits. It's not that hard.

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Holy shit.
I make one sarcastic comment about the OP and you people are still at it. I know we like to fight here, but this is pretty weak.

>>147220737
Writefaggotry discussion is often the best. It's pretty mellow.

>>147221039
Posting anything even vaguely Japanese triggers some of the anons badly.

>>147220946
>you

Uhhhhh no? That's not me. Be a better shitty detective. I just hate all these "YOU'VE POSTED HERE BEFORE" posts like they mean something. Whoa you can tell an anonymous has been here for a while. Get over yourself shitbrain.

>>147221039
>we

>>147221257
You type less flowery than moth but more flowery than anon. It's really quite easy to see.
Maybe if you browsed more than this place you would be able to see the difference between you and other anons of this thread.

>>147221039
>you people
Really? It's 2016, anon. C'mon.

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>>147221294
just forgive and forget this once

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>>147221617
>no "! Muh Leejuns"

>>147221393
You don't really know how 4chan works, do you? Just put on a name if that makes you more comfortable.

I'm not the weebanon, I'm the "make fun of the retard who types 'tartlet' every post" anon. Update your detective logs.

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I want a Ballora music box.

This shitposting is boring. Let's shitpost about something that actually matters, like Ghost making even more OCs and spamming the thread with backstory.

>>147221740
I'm not claiming you're weebanon, I'm saying you're the same faggot every time.
And besides, I wasn't wrong when I first called out tartlets out during prom. In fact, I've never been wrong in that regard.

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>responding to bait
Here's a tip: if a post seems too stupid/flawed/aggressive/pointlessly inflammatory to be real, it almost always is. If it gives you an urge to argue back because you can clearly see how to punch a hole in their shitty argument/claim/assertion, it's because it's easy on purpose just to keep you responding. This is why we call it "bait".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5rtV8nDScc

>>147221887
>In fact, I've never been wrong in that regard.
>implying you can be "wrong" when using a retarded tumblr word as an opinionated insult

>>147222046
>tartlet
>tumblr
Sir you are wrong on all accounts.
You can call me the tartlet-taddler. I'm a trained tartlet-wrangler with over five years of experience in memes talked between twelve year olds drawing chica impregnated with alien children.

>>147222121
Fuck off, hateanon.

http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35351

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>>147222306
>female
DROPPED

>>147221878
Right? This is such a non fight, but people seem to be committed to it anyway.

>>147222306
That's pretty neat.

>>147222306
>female
PICKED UP

>>147222306
4/10 lipstick not drippy enough

>>147214465
Love it

>>147222306
Male version WHERE

>>147222306
Foxglove a best no matter their junk.

>>147222541
That is the male version
Wait until she opens her mouth

>>147222697
That would be futa, and, therefore, unacceptable.

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>>147221831
I swear to god Scott better have something spooky behind those eyelids

>>147222695
>you will never be able to impregnate yourself with your own tongue
Thank god because pregnancy blows dick.

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Agnes Moreau, deemed Missing in 196_, has been found as yet another victim of the unnamed murderer that contributed to the downfall of Fredbear's Family Diner and as of now assumed to be responsible for the death of the four children lost on August 2_, 196_. Like Samantha, she was found buried deep under the restaurant, in a box of parts for one of the animatronic entertainers the franchise is known for.

Agnes was eleven years old at the time of death (presumed), her parents were particularly worried for her health following her disappearance due to her suffering of anterograde amnesia since birth, as well as being prone to frequent flights of fancy and 'playing pretend' that would often last far beyond what was considered the norm. She was known at her local elementary school for being very upbeat and friendly, and the loss of her life is nothing short of tragic.

Her corpse was found unnaturally preserved in a similar manner as Samantha's. A majority of her face was caved in by a dull instrument, and her neck was marred with what is either rope marks or the indentation of fingernails. Forensic specialists are still trying to examine the corpse to find more information on Agnes' death and to hopefully track down the person responsible for these actions and put them to justice.

>>147222306
Oh hell yes.
here's hoping for eventual Chiclet or BonBon

>>147222807
rockets
or would that be her rocket launcher jubblies?

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This is Jason Bachman from Forensics... It took a while, but... we were able to verify the corpse in question is, as expected, the last of the children missing in the August incident... Catherine Hallensworth. Going on the estimated time of death we discovered from Samantha and the rest of the victims, we can only assume she also was kidnapped and died around the late August 196_ range... We can only place her at this point as the corpse did not display the unnaturally preserved properties to the extent the others did.

This is mostly speculation. Look, I know it's not our job, but... this is not right. Even Samantha wasn't as messed up as what's been done to this girl. Hell, we aren't even sure what the murder weapon was, had to be an extensive variety of power tools of some kind used for an extended period of time... Definitely not a one night job. We found what appeared to be a series of fishing hooks embedded under the corpses' eyelids and what appears to be two corkscrews embedded in the back of her throat. Incisions along what remains of her flesh seems to have been... skinned away? Burnt? God, I don't know.

I'm going to go try and drink till I forget tonight happened. Look. Don't release the information of Catherine's body to the press. No one needs to know about this one except the department. Her mom keeps calling, I... I can't bring myself to answer her.

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The first of four corpses have been found believing to correspond to the four adolescents having gone missing at Fredbear's Family Diner in 1974, the first of a series of tragedies leading to the inevitable closing of the establishment.

Despite the twenty year gap, the corpse in question was remarkably well-preserved, the pieces found in a wooden crate buried deep underneath what once was Fredbear's Family Diner. The crate was the same used to contain the parts for one of the characters of the Diner's animatronic ensemble.

The victim, Samantha Brownsfold, 15 at time of death, was the oldest of the victims and was supposedly babysitting the group on the evening of their disappearance. Her corpse was found with multiple lacerations, her face cut open horizontally along the mouth, then decapitated. Her arms were segmented and it appears the murderer attempted to split her vertically but failed, presumably her pelvic bone was too thick for him to cut through entirely. Her hands were never found, it is believed the murderer took them with him. The murder weapon is believed to be an axe.

No family was willing to discuss the incident, it is worth noting Samantha had a record of cruel and unusual behavior throughout her childhood, and was a suspect in the drowning of her younger brother, Logan Brownsfold (age 4). The digging and excavation of the old site is still underway.

>>147222306
That's a cute mangle.

>>147223251
I like this serialized, planned thread storytrlling much better than the drunken format last night. Keep up the good work.

>>147220516
you cant tell me what to do

>>147225748
Do it.

>>147225869
bite the bait?

>>147226014
Bite me.

>bored
>refresh the general
>nothing
>repeat
I miss the days when we'd go through 3-4 threads every day

>>147226679
I don't. That shit was hard to keep up with. Besides, we've been pretty steady all week; and with almost no infighting to boot. We're due for a slow day every once in a while.

>>147223007
>>147223124
>>147223251

This is foreshadowing Ghost Quest 2, isn't it?

>>147227024
He's already said that he's trying to set up some backstory for a FNAF1 story he's writing

>>147223251
>>147223251
Made a mistake, that should read 196_ instead of 1974. Altered the timeline to fix some continuity errors since I created Samantha. Sorry about that.

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>>147230670
This is cute, but dem eyeballs are a bit much.

>>147231256
I've never been able to get these things to stop right. I always have to screen cap it.

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>anime expo
I also saw a Foxy walking around but I didn't take a picture because I didn't want my friends to think I'm a furfag.

Because I'm not.

>>147231625
But these are okay?

That's fucked up. Your friends are fucked up.

>>147231674
I wasn't with my friends yet.

>>147231625
P.S. Fuck off crisis I'm not gay

>>147231625
Wubadubadub is that true?

>>147231707
>dreams about getting spitroasted
>literally can't stop talking about wanting to fuck the male animatronics
At this point you're just ironically shitposting. You're very Scrapper-esque in your ignorance of how much people are tired of your shit.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10645173

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>>147232654
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10645173
>suck a cock
isnt that exactly what they dream about though

>>147232961
I miss Vawfag

>>147232280
like drunkposting I'm pretty sure he's past it

I have freaky dreams but I don't go posting it in every thread. I just wait until it's relevant and remember them.

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>>147232980

>>147232980
His drawfaggotry was pretty good, but what I really miss was his voicefaggotry

>>147232980
He was part of the rebel alliance and a traitor!

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>You will most likely live long enough to acquire your own waifu / husbando bot

>>147235030
>surprise me
These things cost as much as a fucking car and there's a surprise me option?

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>>147235030
How do I order a British English bot instead of an American English bot?

Does Britain even exist in 2070?

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>>147235030

>>147235030
It's always creepy when people come up with situations like this where the robot is self aware.
At that point you're basically buying and selling people.

>>147235538
agreed,robots deserve rights too

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>>147235125
Some people just don't care if they get a guy or gal. And you don't want a surprise-me option for buying cars?

>>147235146
I was going to add accents beneath the languages but that would have extended the image exponentially, plus I don't know what accents exist in languages beyond English.

Britain "exists" in a manner of speaking in 2087, though it's about five or six times the number of islands that are there today.

>>147235292
>2025
Wew could you be any more absurdly optimistic with that time. Though I guess it counts on their definition of "robot" I give it by 2050.

>>147235538
I forgot to add the bit where you're not allowed to alter them in any way after purchase - especially their personality as they are essentially people, yes.

>>147235292
Bring it on women, I can fuck twice as many robots as any of you.

>>147236126
If you ever head to the east coast, I'll make sure to invite you to the family barbeque. America is suffering, but at least we still got our traditions to keep things from getting too painful.

>>147236126
>happy Foxys

love them

>>147238080
never too many

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Don't forget to have a nice day today, anon!

>>147240782
what a cutie

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is thread always half-asleep?

>>147241479
Especially in the morning, grab me a coffee will ya?

>>147241479
the adults need to sleep
you'll understand when you're older

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>>147235030
You can't just hand me sliders like that because I'm just gonna push everything to max

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>>147241646

>>147241558
>>147241591
one day i will realise that my timezone is the opposite of most of the posters here

one day...

>>147241982
One day, you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRmBChQjZPs

>>147241479
I want to go out and scavenge for booty with this foxy

>>147242713
hed be happy to do it
both the pirate thing and the butt thing

What do you guys think of DAGames newest song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE--aSvBn0I

>>147243481
Aren't you like 12 or something

That's weird yo

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>>147244251
oh..?

hey Nothing, you doing anything later night?

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WAKE UP NERDS

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>>147245761
no!

>>147244251
SHUSH we do not talk of these things here

>>147244714
i plan on sleeping because it is 11:20pm and i am feeling under the weather

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>>147246295
sweet dreams

>>147244251
>>147244714
>>147246295
Watch out, Benis might get ya.
Also feel better.

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repostin

>>147246787
Little Rudy will never not be adorable.

>kicks him with sandals while he's inside a metal suit
>he's the one in pain

Even then she was a dominatrix.

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>>147246787

>>147247285
Never underestimate the rage of a little Rudy

>>147247456
I'm now imagining that she's as strong as Zarya from Overwatch, with the same voice and accent.

>Springtrap's been bad again
>"I must break you."

>>147246787
spring looks cute there

>>147241479
Damn man, that's some improvement right there.

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>Computer crashes whenever a game is open, regardless of how small it is
Guess it's back to drawing nonstop forever again.

>>147249104
I've got a game you can play with. *unzips my 3ds case, hosting a plethora of fun, accessible titles for on the go play *

>>147249104
Draw Mike trying to figure out how many times he's died.

>>147249104
I guess dreams do come true! Now you're stuck drawing for us forever!

Now make Gud come back.

>>147246787
I must ask tho. What race is she? With that 'Gordita' part, I am assuming she is part Mexican?

>>147249104
dont forget youre here forever

>>147249514
I want to get off of Freddy's wild ride

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>>147249617
Well, it's not like anyone's stopping you.
Right?

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>>147248770
holy fuck you can say that again
how did i think this was presentable at all
oh screw it im going to sleep

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>>147249617
>>147249859

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You guys ever notice how popular this ship is outside of here? Every time I punch one of these two into google I get a million pictures of Chica x Bonnie stuff; a lot of it in surprisingly well rendered Gmod.

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>>147252275

>>147249104
Id offer to help but my crippling autism is in the way.All i know is computers and guns.Such is the life as a American neet.

>>147253771
cinnabon looks quite uncomfortable

>>147252275
The two biggest sluts?

I suppose it's not like there's many other options, toy freddy is a;ways too busy reading by himself

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>>147252275
I always shipped FoxyXChica and FreddyXBonnie myself.

Though I'm really fond of FreddyXToyChica, too.

>>147253771
Adorable. Crisis, you're the go-to guy for Simpsons jokes redone for /5N@F/. Can you do something with pic related?

>>147252275
Personally I prefer Toy Freddy x Toy Chica

With Toy Bonnie, it's a tie between him and Mangle or him and the original Chica

>>147249356
>he has never met an Italian woman

theres a reason they were used to model sports cars

>unironic shippers

can we not

>>147255757
>we

can you not

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Is this the dead kids general?

>>147255869
how do you not know how 4chan works by now

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>anything other than withered bot x toy bot

mates...

>>147255951
stupid post gets stupid reply
how do you not know how 4chan works by now

>>147255896
Sometimes.
Other times it's the gay general or the shitpost general.

>>147255869
fine

can this collection of individuals who are all definitely individuals with their own opinions but are collectively in one place doing similar things and speaking with the same voice not?

Wait, why can't we use "we" again? We is like a real word that people use in kindergarten to refer to a group of people. /5n@f/ is a group of people.

>>147256182
Because this collection of individuals who are all definitely individuals with their own opinions but are collectively in one place doing similar things are NOT speaking with the same voice. You don't speak for me, and I personally like shipping; all the more now because fuck you.

Individuality is also a concept that's taught in kindergarten, or were you napping the day "everyone is different" was taught, friendo?

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>>147256027
Let's see, you're literally getting triggered by a pronoun. I guess that makes you tumblr?

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>>147256401
Hmm...

Really makes you think.

>>147256401
>using dictionary definitions to strawman instead of actually making a cohesive, sensible counterargument

I guess that makes you reddit?

>>147256381
lol dude just put on a name if you don't know how 4chan works

"we" is fine

>>147256401

>>147256381

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>>147256527
Haha, that's telling him! We sure showed him, anon!

>>147256486
>dictionary definitions

As opposed to what, your made up fairy-land definitions that don't mean anything? A bunch of people are posting in the thread, including me. Another way to say this is "we are posting in the thread". There isn't an "argument". Dictionary definition IS the argument. You're refusing to acknowledge the existence of a common English word because of [insert unintelligible gibberish].

We are currently arguing. That is a fine thing to say because the thread is currently arguing. Now some faggot could pipe up and say "BUT I'M NOT ARGUING WHICH MEANS WE'RE NOT ARGUING" but he would be wrong. We would still be arguing, except now we have some irrelevant dipshit talking about nothing as well.

>>147256687
>we

*stamps hoof* can you NOT? respect my INDVIDUSALITY you sithlord, do not EVER call me a "we"

>>147256715
>>147256854
We know what? We're absolutely right. The hivemind expresses its unifying singular remorse. We're sorry for the trouble.

Now as one entity, let's all of us go back to speaking in unity on the topic of which Freddy we want to kiss on the mouth. We'll start: we want to kiss Toy Freddy. How do we feel about this?

>shippers ruining another thread

>>147256939
I want to french the french fred

>>147256996
I'd actually say it's just shitposting ruining another thread. Shipping seems to have little to do with it other than the one anon who got triggered by it and sparked a westorm.

Is Shitty Detective Anon around? I want to know if the guy who is triggered by "we" is the same guy who is triggered by people using VLC. They have similar mannerisms.

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So last night it was anime and now it's pronouns.
This is fucked up guys. And what's even worse is how many of you are actually taking the bait.

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>>147247615

>>147249356
white hispanic

>>147257218
Eh, I'll take it over benisposting any day

>>147257270
Rudy in dominatrix mode makes me harder than vibraniun.

>>147257270
>white
>hispanic
You have to go back.gif

>>147257175
More like the one guy with that irritating fucking "you guys all hate Scott haha crybaby haters" and "outside fanart is way better than your stuff" schtick

I can't stand that prick

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>>147257270

You can't just leave us in the dark. What white and what hispanic?

>>147257639
I'm the guy that doesn't like "we" and even I can't fucking stand that guy. I'm not VLCAnon either, since I actually use VLC.

>>147257287
>le Benis is the worst thing ever meme
When will this shit stop?

>>147257639
Don't forget the Repair/Purple thirsting and voracious Fansmut whiteknighting. But I can't say that, lest I'll be called a shitty detective.

>>147257639
Oh god what was that faggot's name? I remember the idiot that used to come through here and shill for Scott like mad. He reeked of reddit. Feels like it's been eons since he was here though.

>>147257639
>>147257734
>>147257793
It's almost like there are many different people here with different likes and dislikes. What a fucking concept! Maybe we could all learn to accept this and work with/around each other's preferences instead of sperging out like tumblr/reddit/Youtube whenever someone posts or says something you don't care for.

>>147257639
You idiot, you can't talk about him, he's like beetlejuice, he'll show up any moment now!

>>147257793
Are we supposed to not like Fansmut?

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>>147256996
>shippers
Excuse me, but I am half-tugboat/half-cruiseliner/half-Native American and I find that word misgendering and racist.

>>147257971
But you need to say Betelgeuse 3 times though.

>>147257931
He used to be called TooOptimisticForHisOwnDickAnon, but he got around that by throwing the shitty detective label around whenever he got called out. He's still here though, sticks out like a sore thumb.

>>147257971
Hi guys! Why aren't we talking about Sister Location yet? It looks to be Scott's best game ever!

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>>147257793

Benis scribbles in MS Paint. Repair and Fansmut actually draw.

>>147258124
You just said it again! Don't say Beetlejuice again!
>>147258150
That's still called drawing you dipshit

>>147258137
Shut up, Ghost.

>>147258127
I never called anyone that, thank you, I'm not so autistic that I need to put retarded (adjective)anon labels on people.

>>147258248

Go on hiatus again Benis, the thread was actually peaceful then.

>>147258150
>it's not real art because it's made in Paint
Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

>>147258341
When you act like a stupid faggot repeatedly, you will be treated like one

>>147257793
I don't hate benis art because that would mean it's possible for benis art to evoke some sort of emotional response. I see a benis picture like I see a little pebble on the ground. It's there, I see it, I just don't care if it's there or not.

The confusing part is when everyone else starts talking about it like it has some substance, and how smart it is or how stupid it is or whatever. The attention he gets, which is any attention at all, is baffling.

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>>147258589

>>147258550
I act just like everyone else here.

>>147258785
finish your comic you racist pedo

>>147258805
You really don't.

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>>147257971
>>147258124
>>147258248
Three time's the charm!

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!
Am I doing it right?

>>147258589
Intrigue left over from the comic. People still cling to the hope that he's actually going to do something, and as such scour every little scrap he puts out for some kind of indication.

>>147259186
That's kind of hot

>>147259186
You gonna get pinched.

>>147259003
Do you not pay attention to anything that happens in the threads? Look at what's going on right now.

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>>147259459
Shut up and lick my eyeball!

>>147259459
Dude, you act like some teenager who thinks he's smarter and morally superior to everyone even though he doesn't know jack shit. You have no concept or grasp of chan etiquette or culture. You're a fucking idiot. And you also have shit taste.

>>147259576
Stop responding to it, it doesn't understand you

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>>147259576
>>147259794
Your tongues, my eyeballs, now!

>>147259923
You'll have to take them from me, white boy

>>147259576
>to everyone

UMMMMMM I think you mean to say "to him and him and him and him and him and him and me"? You can't just lump everyone together like that into one group that's easy to understand.

>>147259576
>acting like a teenager

Again, just like everyone here. Look who's raging at someone not acting like you want them to right now.

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>>147260047

>>147260070
I am so triggered right now I can't even

So wait, do the animatronics like animals?

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>>147260320
Yes

>>147260116
Kill yourself nigger kike

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>>147260320
>>147260375

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>>147258589
People like it because it focused on telling a story as opposed to being furry porn, which is 80% of the OC. It being drawfaggotry also did it a few favors.

People were interested it to the point that it's popularity rivaled Weaver's and that we had discussions about it every thread. Any drawfag who was anybody would also draw Golden Freddy.

>>147260632
i love all those that he made

>>147260583
lewd

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>>147261128
I love especially how he made them all so emotive while remaining mostly on-model

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>>147259186
>Super into that
>Can't draw it or it'd just be too damn ~shocking~

>>147263839
Why are you listening to the riff-raff?

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>>147257728
After some thought?
Russian and mexican really are the best fits.
Her mother being mexican and her father being Russian.
Her mother is sentimental and overbearing while her father is out of touch and somewhat on the creepy side.
She is the youngest of a family of five and due to always being last throughout her childhood she has a desire to always be in control of things.

>>147264026

throw connie into the furnace, the thread has a new #1 loli

>>147264026
I am liking her mixed nationality.

What are Michelle and Genevieve's races?

>>147259186
Wouldn't you get some wicked infection if you don't flush out the eye with water or liquid safe to use on the eyeball right after?

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>>147259186
animatronic eyes are weird

>>147263839
Since when has that ever stopped you?
I've been requesting that to people before, it'd be great if it finally happened.
Preferably Bonnie licking the human's eye. Get some conjunctivitis all over that shit.

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>>147263839
Speaking for myself, after stuff like the plant fucking and the HD asshole pics, nothing you do shocks me any more. None of it does anything for me, but now the weird shit you do is just regular, normal shit. Shine on, you crazy depraved diamond.

Also, you already drew eye-sex.
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=20442

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Today I found and bought a waifu.

>>147263839
As if you've ever held reservations about being an edgelord.

>>147264697
Is that one of the vinyl figures or is it a bootleg?

>>147264697
Is that an official figure?

>>147264697
That endo head looks tired of existence.

>>147264605
They should have organic bits in some of the robots like this. That'd be spooky.

Like the ballerina's eyes being closed most of the time but when they open they're all bloodshot like Freddy's in the first game. Or Baby being an actual harlequin baby on the inside.

>>147264697
Spaghetti waifu for spaghetti laifu. If you don't agree then there'll be spaghetti straifu and then I'll kill you with a spaghetti knaifu.

>>147264939
>>147264979
She is the bootiest of bootlegs. I found her at a swap meet in a booth with tons of other knock off FNAF shit, like the Rebornica Purple guy and the weirdly lumpy, miscolored plushes. I wish I had more cash on me. I'll probably go back next week and get more.

>>147265028
After hiking in the hot sun for an hour and a half, I feel similar.

>>147265105
No truer words have been spoken.

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>>147265105
But you don't eat spaghetti with a knife, you use a fork.

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>>147265105
>HIS PALMS SPAGHETTI,
>HIS KNEES WEAK,
>ARMS SPAGHETTI,
>THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER- SPAGHETTI, MOM'S SPAGHETTI!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

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>>147263976
"riff-raff" is up there with "hate-anon"

>>147265517
>He blows his own daughter
Makes me laugh without fail every time

>>147265829
An angry cuddle F. is a sad sight. Hope she can turn that frown upside-down.

>>147265229
Almost makes me wish I lived in a high density area so I can find a bootleg figure.
Aside from the lumpy plushes and figures of questionable quality, see any posters or coloring books?

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>>147265829
The difference is that nobody's ever used "riff-raff" unironically except for the guy who was the source of it.
Time flies, doesn't it?

>>147266202
>that screencap

memories

>>147265829
fuck off, hateCrisis

>>147266178
I didn't see any. Granted, I was so psyched to find the figures and plushes that I didn't look. I will next week.

>>147266415
Good luck and godspeed in the searing heat in your quest for bootleg loot

>>147250382
Ironic that Anijews been off the ride for so long

So, anyone even likes bb at all here?

>>147267294
Balloon Boy's a creepy fuck who needs to die in a horrible car-fire.

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>>147267294
I love to hate on BB

>>147267418
>creepy

Hhhmmmmfeeeehmaaaammmmno

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>>147264217
please no I beg you
>>147264376
Genevieve is German, she comes a wealthy family and so she's pretty used to getting away with being a total bitch. Her father forced her to get a job so she could learn to have some responsibility. But instead fucks a couple of ghosts. She's the youngest out of my guards, being 21 years old.

Michelle I think would be a white mix, the biggest chunk being Italian. She grew up an only child with both her parents, lower middle class. Her highest education being community college. She started working as a night guard for the extra cash. She's 25 years old.

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>>147266303

>>147267749
I heartily approve of their backgrounds.

>>147267749
>pic related
I want to see those two cuddling

>>147265829
I want furious Cuddlefuck to cuddlerape me.

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>tfw you know you will never cuddle up with a Scott

>>147267119
>comes back
>makes a post about never being able to get off the ride
>leaves forever immediately after

>>147267827
You're so cris-crass

>>147274106
Shut the fuck up about teasers
Jesus Christ you never shut up about them

>>147274106
Or seriously getting laid by his wife because of all the money he's making

How else did you think he just recently had another child?

>>147274106
roll

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>>147274106
I think doubles are disabled on /vg/

>>147274268
Shit, nigga, take a chill pill

besides it ain't me

>>147277183
IT AIN'T ME!
IT AIN'T MEEEEEE!
I AIN'T NO SHITPOSTER, AHHHH NAAAAW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I

>>147277857
>tfw no Vietnam comic
>tfw no comic about Purple wrecking gooks

>>147279114
you can always read Punisher: Born

>>147281968
lewd.

>>147281968
That's pretty shitty.

>>147283786
That's why i love it

>>147283903
Scat fetishistis pls go

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>>147283937

>>147284524
I don't think I've ever seen the nonfuta version posted

>>147284597
lol'd

>>147284609
>futa
That's gay.
No, anon, that is obviously a classic trap.

>>147284609
I'd prefer that but I don't even have it saved

>>147284949
All of Panel's bots are canon female

>>147285047
No one saved it. Panels got memed on so hard that the original picture disappeared into the aether in a puff of "f-futa isn't gay!" smoke.

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>>147284609
Here it is.

>>147285430
It is gay, people need to learn to fucking admit that.

>>147285430
I'm pretty sure the dickful version is just an edit by Reluctant.

Has anyone any writefaggotry-related requests?

>>147288306
The guard from 3 and Springtrap fighting each-other while attempting to flee the burning Fazbear's Fright building.

>>147288306
Something sexy with Purple Guy

>>147288578
I think I wrote that one a year and a half ago, actually. It was pretty one sided, though and segwayed into a flashback sequence for the rest of the story.

>>147285460

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Patreon is up and running, kinda neat I guess, heres a sketch guys
<3

>>147292221
Good to see ya babe, hope ya been well.

>>147292221
>tight apron
noice

>>147292221
That apron looks uncomfortably tight. Cute drawing all the same man, good to see you come by every now and again.

>>147292221
Is that a tuft of fur on her crotch?

>>147292221
I still love Mamabon to this day.

I'd put her under my favorite classic bons.

>>147288306
Mike being interviewed about his time as a night shift guard by a local news reporter, and however serious or cartoonish it can be is up to you.

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http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35355

>>147294912
>http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35355
meh.

>>147292221
Nice, hope things start looking up.

>>147294912
Noice

>>147294912
genevieve seems to have a thing for the shadow bots

>>147292221
>badger comes begging us to support his patreon page

Lol, fucking loser. Lapping at Kaylas heels are you?

>>147295665
>genevieve
She have a thing for Bretonnian Vampires?

>>147295714
Times change. More importantly, the economy also changes. There are more desperate ways to make a buck. Apocalype soon.

>>147295913
Why are you defending badger, of all people? Dude said he would never get a patreon or make people pay to see his stuff. Now hes charging 5 bucks a month just to vote on his strawpolls