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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://www.overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

Previous thread: >>147172294
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>>147181559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQLrZD6ufjU
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>Torb or Symmetra on KotH maps

good idea/bad idea?
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So when can I play competitive again?
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>ZARYA EVERY GAME
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ GIVE HER THE MCCREE TREAMTMENT.
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>>147181559
>>147181559
>>147181559
>typing at 50wpm
underage people are not allowed on this site
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ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA
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Greentext your last potm
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>>147184167
>shoot into a crowd of enemies
>get a bunch of assists

Junkrat is fun
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>competitive on nepal
>play lucio, someone else picks mercy for double healer
>halfway through first round i realize half of our team is retarded and the other half is good
>lose on shrine really badly
>mercy is retarded running off on her own with her pistol half the time
>barely manage to scrap a win on village
>on sanctum, mercy decides to go lucio too despite how retarded that is since we aren't communicating with each other
>our cheese manages to actually win
>back on shrine, we get demolished again
>final match is sanctum again, we do our cheese lucio combo but also with two roadhogs
>we actually fucking win
>all the endgame cards are the enemy team, further proof we did not deserve the win

One thing I noticed in competitive is that people are so fast to switch heroes when we start losing even if it doesn't fucking help. No, just because you died as Tracer does not mean you need to switch to goddamn Bastion
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>when the game gives you every recolor except the one you actually like
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>>147184160
>play overwatch
>me team be booga
>me only ooga on team
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>>147182756
>torb
bad
>sym
ok but only on certain maps
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>hanamura point b
>enemy team has two hanzos and a widowmaker
>team doesn't know how to counter pick
>go junkrat and fuck everyone up
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>>147184149
I type at 50 wpm and work as a software dev lol
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>>147181559
>"I have 3 gold medals"
>that horrible SMG aim
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>>147184081
this t b h
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>>147184167
>be reinhardt
>hammer down
>murder a lucio as mercy tries to heal him
>pharah gets off the ground and tries to boost up
>as she boosts, I kill her and her corpse launches into the air
>Winston jumps away
>before he can turn the corner and get to safety, I firestrike him
>turn around and charge their mercy
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>>147184245
Best soldier skin?
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>>147184389

Night ops
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Most autistic playerbases

1. Hanzo
2. Genji
3. Widowmaker
4. Reaper
5. Tracer

Is this correct? Tempted to switch out Tracer for Mei or D.Va for waifufagging
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New Legendary :333
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>>147184389
IT AINT ME
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>>147184081
Is this going to happen every time a hero sees a bit more play than others. Sure fix her bugs and stuff but with all these NERF EVERYTHING we are gonna be league in 0 time. Also Blizz have said that besides mcree and widow htere werent any other heroes really unblanaced.
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>>147184389
Original.
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>>147184389
Commando or Night Ops
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>>147184389
best cheap is smoke
best recolor is bone
best legendary is IT AINT ME
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>>147184241
>switches to bastion on a KotH map.

I'm so sorry.
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Having played a few days, I'll say that it's ok.

I like the level of polish, the voice acting is superb and the characters are interesting. However, as an actual game, it's not as good as Team Fortress 2 pre-Valve destroying it with all the items. There are several design flaws, most particularly how it treats rounds and maps (having just one side attack is stupid, for example.) Also, some of the maps are poorly designed, though others are great so this isn't a huge negative.

I give it a 7/10.
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>>147184457
Top 4 is about right. 5 could be any of McCree/Mei/Tracer
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>Koth overtime
>Enemy has the point
>Everyone on my team just stares at the point without contesting it
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>get disconnected and dropped out of a ranked game
>immediately restart my game
>it doesn't let me back in
>don't lose any skill rating for some reason
>one of my team members adds me to call me a faggot
why is the community in this game so shit

i feel like every other game somebody threatens to report me if i don't play the exact hero they want me to
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>>147184557
>>147184475
Is this a meme?
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>>147184463
forgot pic
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>both teams win payload
>then it's a coinflip on who gets attack to win

wow......great......nice game blizzard..hahha....
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>>147184580
thanks for your input
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>>147184252
>torb
>bad on KoTH
once you set him up, all the scrap falls in a small area so you can PUMP out the armor, making you hold the hill better
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>>147184389
Original, Night Ops, and Strike Commander are all good.
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>https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/748990982503424000

Overwatch on ps4 finally.
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>>147184593
Hanzo and Genji can crash servers at will by wall climbing in certain spots.
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>>147184623
>he doesn't know his /tv/ memes
what did he mean by this?
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>>147184623
>anon asks if it's a meme
>It 'Aint Meme starts playing
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>>147184746
Really?
Whereistheevidence.png
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>>147184623

Every Vietnam movie has fortune son playing
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>>147184623
>anon doesn't know about It Ain't Me
>It Ain't Me starts playing
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>>147184713
I like night ops just for the gun desu, might probably use the ranked Jew tokens for it too.
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>>147184746
based on his 2 minute rant i was the only one who got disconnected

when i explained the situation he just removed me
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>>147184779
Just look it up on Youtube. There are video guides for it.
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>>147184457
Switch out Tracer and Reaper for Mei and DVA
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>>147184752
And here I thought it started on /r9k/..lil buggers appropriate fast.
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>tfw you reap so hard 100 % arent enough
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How does 76 feel about omnics?
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Who is the best solo competitive hero, and why is it Junkrat?
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How could anyone ever think Sudden Death was a good idea? I'm baffled
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5s decide which legendary I buy
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>>147184593
Communities in any kind of competitive game are shit.

That's because competitive games attract the worst of the internet: wannabe trolls, kids and autists.
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Literally why don't they make an actual animated coin toss for fucking sudden death holy shit I'm so salty losing 4 times cause of that shit putting me in def on an attack favoring map
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>>147184981
cybergoth
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>>147184591
>enemy makes it to choke at first on Gibraltar
>switch off Winston to Reaper after they get 3 tanks
>near the end with 40 seconds left, the enemy uses all their ults
>i'm on the platform leading into the choke
>Mercy rezzes, I drop down and Q
>Kill everyone and get Die Die Die
Blessed be Sleep Reep
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>>147184939
How is that possible?
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>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
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Tips on how to play reinhardt? idk when to protect the team or swing my hammer like a madman.
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Trips decides 4 epics I buy
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>>147184951
i don't believe he has any dialogue related to them, but reaper calls them dime-a-dozen or some shit

knowing 76 he would probably like them just to spite reyes
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>open loot box
>see yellow
>get excited
>this skin appears

what do?
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For all my fellow support players

https://youtu.be/Snt9QlL4ZCo
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>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
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>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
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>>147185153
rejoice
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>>147185153
uninstall game
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>win Numbani attack after a close back-and-forth
>squad of chimpanzees hijack my teammates' computers
>3 snipers
>no defense
>enemy just fucking walks it in because nobody defending the cart except me
ME UNGA
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>>147185153
>watcha' looing at?

your butt
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Which payload, capture maps are worth playing in Attack and Defense? I don't care about KOTH but i wanna know when map is in my favour.
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>single handedly clear the objective in KOTH
>brutal battle
>I capture the objective
>Team no where to be found

Me unga, team bunga indeed
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Trying to switch from mid/high sens to a lower one is fucking hell

Before I did a 360 while barely moving my hand, but my accuracy was kind of bad. I truly can't fathom how people can move their whole freakin arm constantly without getting tired. Oh well hope I get used to it
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>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
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>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
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>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
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>nothing but stomps
>either my team destroys or enemy team destroys
>no actual fun matches

they need to just remove the matchmaking entirely and leave it up to random luck, literally would be better at this point.
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>>147185404
at high MMR every map is more or less attack favored because teams are coordinated

at low MMR many maps are defender favored because people run in by themselves and the enemies respawn in 10 seconds so no progress is ever made
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>>147184647

This skins the only reason I even started playing her.
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Is anyone have constant FPS drops? Ever since they nerfed Widow and McCree mine has been floating from 20 to 120
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>>147185102
keep that shield up when you actually have people advancing behind you and putting out damage

if shield's getting shredded by a Bastion sentry or turret, consider firestriking in their direction before your shield falls apart entirely. this can sometimes help your teammates realize where they should be focusing fire and dispatch the stationary threat before it takes your shield out

if someone is all up in your face, it's a good idea to surprise them with 1-2 hammer swings. especially satisfying if it's a tracer who is probably just going to walk through and harass you.

if you aren't exposed the whole way, you can walk a good ~20 meters under turret fire and make it to the turret with health left to kill the Torb and turret.

if another rein is charging you, charge him too, you'll both be knocked down and stunned, which is better than you alone taking the 300 damage.
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>>147185570
hello low mmr shitter
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>>147185351
>>3 snipers
>>no defense
No support, I mean
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>>147181559

Beach BABE SKINS WHEN?

Come on heroes gets it too! I WANT STRIKER MERCY!!
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>>147185570
i won a hanamura in 38 (thirty eight) seconds today

that was some wew stuff
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>It's another Torbjorn sits and hammers his turret as the objective is capped by the enemy team episode
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>>147185692
Post a webbum of your whole match please because that's close to world record pace
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do you guys listen to anything while you play overwatch?
usually I listen to really soft stuff so I can still hear ult call outs and loud footsteps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34lqfydM_Yw
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>>147185624
>tfw 6 year old pc and fps never drops below 120
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>>147185716
>it's a torbjorn on Nepal level
>it's an enemy team has a Zarya so his turret is actually counterproductive level
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Does losing internet connection count as losing?
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>>147185624
I started getting them around that time as well. Even happens when I'm fucking around in the practice range so it isn't people switching heroes. With everything on low it runs better on my shitty laptop than it does on my desktop at this point.
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>>147185570
Reminder to send friend requests to everyone on your team if you stomp. This is how you beat solo queue with no rl friends who play the game.
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>>147184981

Golden 76 since the legendaries on him suck
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Am I the only one that likes the islander roadhog skins?
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>>147185716

HARD WÖRRK PAYWWS offF! :^)
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>>147185821
In ranked? Yes. If you leave for any reason, even if you REJOIN you still get a loss. It's really quite fucking silly.
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Why is Junkrat so much fun?
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>>147185775
it said 38 on the counter when we capped the last point, maybe it was 38 seconds after we capped the first point? idk

it was fast as fuck though
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>tfw on a 7 winstreak
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What are your favorite epic skins? I think we all agree in some cases they're better than legendaries.

>Explorer Winston
> Desert Reaper
>Carbon Fiber Naruto
>Jailbird Junkrat
>Stitched Roadhog
>Anubis Pharah

all great
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>>147185057
no clue m8
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>>147185646
Baywatch swimsuit Mercy when ?!
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>>147185814
torb is great on nepal, tons of open areas with view of the point
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>>147185807

I listen to the game sounds like a good player, if you have music on you're probably why reaper is allowed to get behind us and ult.
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>>147185885
Yep, won't be fixed until next week at best.
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>>147185050

sleep tight reaper
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>>147185807
I started listening to Japanese DJ sets and it's really done wonders for my quick-tilt tendencies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9a24sDQ8rA
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>>147185570
You know, they match you up with people with the same skill as you are..
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>>147185954
>spam grenades blindly and as fast as possible in every game
>20% accuracy rating

there's no fucking way 1 in 5 of these hit. unless people are really so dumb to not realize to take a different route when they see the little red balls.
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h4h4
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>>147185807
I listen to this when playing Mcree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM

I listen to this when my team is losing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w

I almost always listen to Rush when playing games, but cygnus x-1 blends well since it's futuristic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlNrQGmj6oQ
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>team getting spawn camped by two or three people somehow
>literally just walk past the entire enemy team
>they've captured about 87% of the point so I just walk over there
>capturing, looking at my spawn's general direction because I know if an enemy is going to pop out of somewhere, it's from that direction
>naturally somebody turns around and tries to deal with me
>ice wall
>by the time ice wall breaks three enemies have reached the point
>ult
>kill all three
>capture the point
>die eventually trying to defend it
>team was still getting spawn camped by three people
Luckily I was already dead inside from all the previous games by the time I had this one.
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>>147186049
>white women
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>>147185843
my rl friends have all stopped fucking playing because of the aforementioned stomping. game's too snowbally right now, ult charge rate needs to be toned down across the board and mercy needs to have hers flat out changed, because pressing q and completely negating a wipe at any given time with no chance to stop it is some fucking retarded shit.
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This needs to be fixed. I refuse to believe that the boxes for these things need to be so big.

This plus lucky scatters are making a lot of bad players think they're awesome
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>Watch streamers play

>They're able to sit back and fire rockets with Pharah while their team fights in the fray
>I try to do the same
>Enemy Hanzo switches to Winston and jumps over my entire team to kill me and none of them even notice

>They're able to flank on Tracer and not even be noticed by the enemy team
>I try to flank on Trancer
>Every single one of them turns around the moment they hear my footsteps and pops me instantly

>They're able to heal on Mercy while the rest of their team distracts and does their job
>I try to heal on Mercy
>Team is not threatening what so ever because they're shit
>Just get gang bang focused down while my team does nothing about it
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>>147185570
the problem with overwatch is that save for a few exceptions like winston/widow, there isnt a single match-up that isn't heavily influenced by extraneous uncontrollable factors like enemy player skill and map.

You can switch all you want but if the tracer is good you will never touch her, you will never be able to properly zone her, and the only way you can kill her is if you catch her without dash charges in 76's ult or Mei's ult-- basically meaning that any deaths she has is entirely her fault.

Pubs become a lottery of skill, whoever has the more skilled players wins, doesn't matter how well you coordinate with inferior-skilled players, individually skilled players will just outplay the shit out of your attempts at coordination, hell a good Widowmaker will straight up just deny an area your team tries to push until somebody switches to Winston.
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>>147186227
do you want beach babe winston?
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Alright /owg/, you gotta help me.

Due to physical constraints in my space, I am forced to have my left speaker on the right side of my desk, and my right speaker on the left side. The cables simply aren't long enough to have them positioned properly.

So this being the case, this means that in game, the sound comes out reversed. If someone is on my right, they sound like they are on the left. As we all are aware, sound is a very important facet of the game and knowing where people are via sound is insanely powerful. So not only does this setup I have not allow me to do this, but it actively throws me off because I hear people where they aren't actually, and can't hear people when they are actually approaching. I am sure you can see how this is a problem.

I want to reverse the sound. I don't care if it is a global fix that will reverse all sound that comes out of my computer, or if it is just Overwatch. I just need the sound that would normally come out of the left speaker to come out of the right, and vice versa. Does anyone know how to do this?

Dank meme in exchange for help.
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>>147184167
>Fucking around in quick play as robo ninja
>Enemy Reinhardt, Bastion, Mercy, 76 combo brought them right outside last spawn
>Dink Bastion to death on top left catwalk
>(Japanese screaming intensifies)
>Drop down and abuse the hit boxes on 76 and Mercy
>Kill trashmouse and dash past behind Reinhardt
>Abuse hit boxes better than him
>Mada mada
We lost in the end but damn it was fun.
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>character I don't play often
>let me just check their abilities again
>press F1
>entire screen covered

Why

it was good before
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>>147185050
Sleep tight Reaper
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>>147186285
This is some fucking retard shit. It doesn't help he can charge his ult with zero effort because of those retard hitboxes.
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>>147186097
>Posts video with obvious chinese title and description
>Japanese
this has got to be bait
i refuse to believe you are actually that stupid
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>>147186238
it's stompy because people (especially bad players) refuse to switch heroes even if it's clearly not working and you're getting steamrolled

you're right about mercy though
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>>147186353
Just use headphones you dumbass
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>>147185050
sleep tight reap tight
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>>147186302
>being retarded
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>>147186302
>dying to Winston as Pharah when you have all these tool to create space between yourself and the monkey
>dying as Tracer
>not getting killstreaks as Mercy
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>Soldier 76
or as I like to call him

"I gotta do everything my fucking self"
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>>147186302
I feel you, bro. Have this cute kitty.
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>>147186353
>game where sound is essential
>uses speakers
you're doing it wrong
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>Threw a 2-0 lead because while we were tied 2-2, four people were skirmishing near the point instead of on it
>Not one of them decided to even tag it to refill the overtime timer

I can't even remember the last time I've been this pissed off at a video game, but what the fucking shit was that
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>>147185646
You know if they do any bikini skins the first one would either be Winston or Roadhog right?
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>>147186468
>>147186532
I actually am using headphones. I just said Speakers to that it would be easier to understand.
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>competitive out on console
>torbjorn hasnt been nerfed yet

yeahhhh I'm gonna wait to do my placements
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How do people enjoy playing anything but Support? Unless I support, my team gets fucking slaughtered
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>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
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>>147186420
Th-they started out japanese, I swear! I just let it autoplay the next videos when they're done and just grabbed the link without looking.
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>>147186642
What's the difference, a tree's a tree like chink's a chink
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>>147186642
even the girls in the video are obvious chinks
i am kinda disappointed with you anon, but i forgive you
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>>147186619
Sounds like you need to buy some new headphones, anon-chan.
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>>147186526
Fucking emrakul stop ruining my favorite plane get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>147186790
They're brand new. I brought them home from the store and found that the cable was too short. I can return them, but I would avoid that if the fix is easy, just because they are good headphones in all respects but that.
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What heroes are good for bad players like me
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She makes me want to go pee pee really badly
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>roadhog is able to just walk around with 600 hp and a massive self heal and get a free kill every 4 seconds

What a balanced and fun game.
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>>147186771
The languages don't sound anything alike.
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>>147186626
>>147186906
Pick characters that basically play themselves.
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>>147186812
>Imma shoot it with my crossbow
>you are fucking stupid, look at that thing
>can't miss
>I fucking hate you
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>>147186812

"Hey Karl, just a little to the left."
"It's kind of big though."
"Do you really think this will work?"
"Sure, man. Just gotta hit the eye."
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>>147186426
Yeah, people seem to not realize (or not accept) that you can counter pick. IMO hero stacking should be removed as well. One per team, at least in comp and quickplay.
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>>147185153
>get this skin twice
JUST
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>>147181559
The killcam in this game really pisses me off.

According to it I either never turn around or even get a shot off before I get killed.
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>>147186974
>can't miss
Okay, I kek'd
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>>147186932
You can pee pee in my poo poo any time anon
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>>147186974
Well he might have deathtouch or some shit who knows

Fuckin' Steve
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>>147186891
You're gonna have to explain your setup a little more, anon. Why can't you just put the headphones on the right way round?
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>>147187102
She makes my wee wee go up, and it's really hard to put back down
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>>147184167
>healing tank
>res 2 dudes
>continue healing tank
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Здpaвcтвyйтe
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Can anyone explain me why Battleborn failed so miserably?
Would ask on Borderland/Battleborn threads but i dont see those anymore
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>>147185153
>itsjustaphase.jpg
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>>147187219
It's not fun, and also first person mobas are retarded.
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>>147187202
Nnff
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>Competitive volsk where someone doesn't immediately autoquit upon entry
>we attack first
>no one will heal so I go lucio
>we cap both points in under 1:30
>defense time
>go lucio again
>someone goes symm
>winston tanks
>torb, mei, and tracer make up the remainder
>enemy team is Dva, Rein, Zarya, S76x2, Pharah
>Can't even cap the first point
>no cards for them at the end
>all that salt about how the MMR is so broken
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>>147186932
so what's the pseudo scientific reason she has cat eyes?
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>>147186948

Pick reaper and rape him you moron.
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>>147186932
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>>147187305
How about SMITE,i thought it was alive.
On the other hand thats 3rd person?
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>>147187305
Smite seems fun from what I've seen of my friends playing it
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i'm not a very experienced fps player and am not sure what my problem is.
my aim with mccree is okayish, but i suck dick with 76. cant put my finger on what the problem is.

also, since my aim is not that good i prefer to play stuff like Rein, Winston and Mei. But sometimes I need to pick something offensive, what could i pick that doesnt require good aim?
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>>147187202
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>>147187219
They tried to compete with Overwatch, going as far as calling them out on twitter and sharing close release date, istead of emphasizing their own differences. There's also season pass fuckery. Lastly, someone post that screenshot full of cluttered and ugly shit.
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>>147187219

Despite being hand drawn, their effects are ugly. UI is a clusterfuck when you have everything going on. Gearbox already has a lot of people that hate them and their marketing for the game was bad.
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>>147187353
The hottest is when she spreads her legs in that victory pose I forget what it's called
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>>147187192
The cable is too short, anon. I can't put them on the normal way. My computer is on my right. These retarded headphones are connected on the left. So if I put them on correctly, the cable goes from the left side of my head to the computer, which is too far. I have to put them on backwards because then the cable is on the right side of my head. I just want to reverse which side the sound comes out of. It shouldn't be impossible.
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>>147187219
have you SEEN their character designs?
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If you get three gold medals you shouldn't lose rank
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"You smile when you see them on your team" TIER
- Lucio
- Mercy
- Soldier 76
- Pharah
- Junkrat
- Reinhardt
- Zarya
- Winston
- Roadhog

"It could go either way" TIER

- Reaper
- McCree
- Mei
- Zenyatta

"almost always useless / gg" TIER

- Genji
- Tracer
- Bastion
- Hanzo
- Torbjorn
- Widowmaker
- Symmetra
- D.va
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>>147187459
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>>147187418
junkrat splash damage is locked at 80 damage and bouncing hits do the full 120. has crazy damage combos too
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>>147185057
It may be counting assists and kills as separate participation.
>Shoot guy
>He runs off for a moment and runs into somebody else he'd rather fight even less than you.
>Runs back to you and gets killed
Congrats, you technically assisted yourself.

It's probably just a coding oversight causing problems.
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fucking kill me
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>>147187219
shit artstyle, character design and animations
tried to compete with blizzard
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>>147187219


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FElmjlzdSSM
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>>147187202
>obvious piercings
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>>147187443
Oh,i actually kept that one
>>147187476
I only saw that tacky vampire dude
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>>147187470
>The cable is too short, anon
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>>147187585
AT least you got best zen skin
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>>147187564
is junkrat an acceptable pick on offense?
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>>147187528
bastion is awesome to pocket as mercy as long as it's defense, and torb is alright by default as long as he turrets and molten cores during pushes.
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>>147187643
is this real? Jesus...
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>>147187539
I want to put my wee wee between widowmaker's legs
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>>147187528
Symmetra and Torb are fine but you have to switch them out after they've performed their role.
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>>147187528
>getting rolled on payload
>bunch of hero switches from everyone to counter
>last point
>ask widow to switch
>goes hanzo
>we cap faster than they did, but due to shitty rules we lose in OT

just fuck me up senpai, season 2 can't come fast enough
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>>147187719
Yeah. I tried the beta, it gave me a headache
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>>147187539
H-Hng

She's really tall
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>>147187528
Probably the worst tier list I've ever seen.
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>>147187703
>bastion is awesome
>Torb is alright.

Neck yourself.
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>>147187612
>>147187420
>>147187310
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TOP 500

is that across all platforms?
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>>147187774
She's 5'9" but looks taller when by herself. Even then she's still the third tallest girl after Zarya and Pharah.
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>>147187789
I need a name
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>>147187698
yeah unless they have a really good pharah and you need to shoot up. other than that just be careful not to spam grenades at zarya unless youre sure she doesnt have her shield
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>want to play mercy
>koth
>koth
>koth
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>>147187703
Bastion + Pocket Mercy only works at 10 MMR. Once you get out of drooling retard territory people instantly wreck your shit.
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>>147185351
>Guy tries to tell me that he's ranked 70-something in voice chat and that he's been playing this game for months.
>Tries to tell me that leading in a defense on Rt 66 with D.Va is the best thing ever because her cannons are "the strongest weapons in the game".
>Vocally wonders why anybody would play Symmetra because "She just drops turrets and does NOTHING ELSE she doesn't even heal I don't know why she's a support" while I get free kills on the turrets at their spawn.
What do you do when it's only one or two people that are BOOGA as opposed to your entire team?
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>>147187648
THE GODDAMN CABLE IS TOO SHORT

AND I'M GONNA HAVE TO RETURN THESE GOD DAMN 80 DOLLAR HEADPHONES BECAUSE OF IT
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What is the appeal of Hanzo for there to be at least two a QP match?
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>>147187597
So did basically...they ripped off Blizz design or Blizz ripped them off a bit?
Which one of those came out first.
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>a single fucking mccree carries his entire team
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>>147187842
No why would it be you fucking idiot, the console and PC versions are balanced differently.

And you aren't top 500, it's bugged, literally everyone has top 500 on their own screen right now.
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>>147187960
Sniper for people who can't snipe.
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>>147187949

>2016
>headphones don't have a detachable cabe

baka
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Where the fuck are the new skins blizz?
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Why is junkrat so much better than Pharah?
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>>147187949
Get a bigger cable next time! Big cables only!
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>>147188151
Still in "this summer" territory.
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>>147184457

What do you exactly mean with this though?
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>>147186302
>watch streamers
>they try tryhard compositions
>they lose against Zenyatta as sole healer
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I did it guys! Got placed 40 after some horrible matches and now I'm here. I'm finally... average!
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>>147187698
Yes, provided the enemy team has more stuff you can counter like bastions, torb turrets, reinhardts that are blind to traps. Just be wary if they have a decent pharah, zarya, winston, roadhog, reaper, sniper, or 76 since you're pretty much outclassed if you go against them head on unless you're in a small corridor. He's fun to play as but has alot of counters that you have to look out for.
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>>147184389
Bone
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>only tank switches
>"we need a track or we're going to lose guys"
>you do it
>don't
>lose
That's another rank down for me xD
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>>147187874

Stefania Ferrario
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D.Va buff info when?
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>losing a pub badly on gibraltar
>they steamroll the first few checkpoints and have 7 minutes to take the last point
>switch to hanzo and take potshots until we lose
>team flips shit for me losing them the game

kek
no way am I gonna subject myself to suffering until the game ends
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that feel when queuing into a 6man with two 75+ players
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>>147187789
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>>147188232
yeah i'm pretty sure the KOTH skill rating bug screwed up a bunch of placements, i've been climbing steadily too
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>>147188369
>tfw you get more kills outside the mech than in it
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>>147187990
I don't have one. Holy shit calm down faggo.
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>>147188462
:^)
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>It's a half of the thread is some retard spamming his waifu while the same other three retards keep replying to it every time episode
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ZARYA IS SO FUCKING STUPID


FUCK YOU BLIZZARD YOU CAN'T BALANCE SHIT.
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>>147188318
>Stefania Ferrario
Holy shit that's got to be the most unattractive name i've ever seen on a girl
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I play Hanzo because I have good aim honestly and nobody is ever able to get me. I always instahit them.. heh, I guess it's thanks to my superior reflexes. I play Tracer too, I can't be hooked by roadhogs and I always do triples with my ult... :)
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HANZO, AT YOUR SERVICE
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McReee x Roadhog when?
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>Freeze somebody with Mei is gei and bae

>They prepare their coping mechanisms for the icicle headshot

>I just keep spraying them with ice until they die

Hey! Chill Out!
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>>147188549
Hanzo, jump off the nearest cliff that's an order
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>>147188549
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So close to being done with this game. Today I started with something like 13 played 8 wins in competitive, now its 29 played 12 wins. Every game is a fucking joke. The gold medals are to me or my friend every game. The teams are a bad joke, level 27s on Hanzo with 14 minutes played on him.

I feel so powerless. It doesn't matter what you do because the other 4 are retarded or "trying out" heroes in competitive. I'm not even getting any better with losses because there really is nothing I could do better except for turn into some sort of god.

The only thing I can do at this point is hope I don't get a stupid team but it's just not working. I seem to be getting the people that picked Hanzo or Genji all the time in quick play, now in competitive they're trying to make normal teams and have no idea what the fuck is going on.
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>>147187789
go on
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>Playing Pharah
>Mercy on my team is basically pocketing me
>Do really well
>Get added after the game and duo with them for a while
>In our 5th game
>They talk on mic
>It's a girl
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>>147187871
>looks taller when by herself
yeah long legs will do that
source: I studied nigger anatomy for 4 years at a public university
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>>147188549
GENJI IS WITH YOU
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>>147187202

Too cyka for me.
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>>147187947
He's right about Symmetra though. She should be classed as a defensive hero. She's only in the support class because they wanted to make it look larger.

Torb is very similar to her but he's a defense hero.
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>>147187949
buy a cable extender shithead
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>>147188416
>tfw queuing and get cloud9

Not like I wanted to have fun anyways.
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WE ARE ALL D.VA now!
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>>147188549
>>147188726
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>>147188639
oh look it's another guy who blames his team for his failures

probably the 10th one this thread
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What exactly is the difference between a stack and a premade?
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>>147188639
Just play QP. There are so many reasons to not play Competitive right now that it's ridiculous.

>Bugged competitive point system
>SUDDEN DEATH is a coinflip disguised as an actual game.
>80% of retards playing it actually think the stupid shit they get away with in QP applies just as equally to competitive.
>Rewards are shit.
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>>147188719

it was meant to be anon
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>>147188797
Nice censor, Fishfrog
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>>147188718
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>>147188639
Working as intended
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>>147188797
holy shit solo q with 58, 56 and highest 66 vs cloud 9
how the shit is that fair
>>
I need healing!
>>
estimated time: 0.04
elapsed time: 3.40
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>This is cosplay
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>>147188797
>blocks his name when it appears twice on the screen
ty for reminding me that getting to level 70 doesn't require common sense or perception
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>>147188805
Winston D.va

Roadhog D.va

Mcree D.va
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>>147188889
:^)

I'm a pro at it
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>>147188865

>Stack
A group of good players who are grouping with the sole intention of stomping games for easy points

>Premade
Simply a group of people who want to play together.
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>>147187528
>tfw you play at a skill level where genji tracer hanzo and widows are the scariest heroes on the other team
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>>147188797
This is stopping me from queuing really. I ran into them 4 times last night and they were all stomps, lost 3 ranks. I either queue into a full 6 with an average of 70+ or I wait in a 5 minute queue to get a bunch of 50s and only net 10% of a level, its not fun.
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>>147188937
>not accelerator

Definitely lazy shit.
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>>147188612
>>147188624
>>147188827
>>147188726
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>when pharah pops her ult and you just activate defensive matrix
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>>147188904
Because at around 60 and above the player pool is apparently tiny, I had to start waiting between games I played today to make sure the queue flushed because I kept getting a retarded stack on my team.
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>>147184981
firefighter mei
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>>147188797
why do people censor their name? do you think anyone here cares? you aren't that important
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>>147188726
>>147188549

Things that always start a fight.
>>
Wouldn't it be funny if McCree turned into a crocodile haha
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OFFICIAL PATCH NOTES
DATED 6/31/16

>Zarya's energy grenade launcher explosion radius increased by 25%

>Symmetra now grants 50 shields, up from 25

>Reinhardt can now use Earthshatter to cancel a charge, causing an Earthshatter at the point of cancel, in the direction of the charge.

>D. Va gains an alt fire "Fusion Beams", a medium range, medium damage beam weapon.

> Bastion's degree of motion while in turret form reduced to 180 degrees.

>Zenyatta's life bar changed from 50 hp/ 100 shields to 25 armor/ 175 shields.

> New champion added: Sombra
> Main weapon: Pulse Lance
> Single fire weapon that fires a momentary beam of energy. Long range, high damage, low rate of fire.

>Alt fire: Swarm
>Phase out, becoming untouchable, able to phase through enemies, fly, and damaging enemies you are phasing through.
>Charges like Pharah's boosters, but more slowly.

>Ability 1: Shadows
>Release 3 false copies of self, which move in your general direction, occasionally mock shooting at enemies

>Ability 2: EMP Grenade
>Fire a grenade that drains all shields, barriers, and stuns robotic heroes for a short time.

>Ultimate: Night
>Reduces visibility range of all heroes except Sombra (including enemy Sombra) to near zero for a short time

>
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>>147189045
they don't want to get hacked by the infamous hacker known as 4chan
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>>147188797
Highelo quickplay #thedream
>>
Reminder that comp is a joke until same-team hero stacking is removed.
>>
Top 3 heroes for solo carry, soldier isn't enough if you have booga tanks or booga supports. Might as well just play Zarya all the time
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>>147189094

>6/31
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>>147188719
>play zarya on competitive
>there's a mercy pocketing me
>literally unkillable
>she never dies too cuz my E is only for her
>3 gold medals
>spams thank yous and clap emote after every time i save her from tracer ults
>get added
>after a few games
>talks on mic
>mexican dude with a strange accent that i can barely understand
>>
>>147188876
It just gave me the impression matchmaking was going to be better. Unfortunately there's still loads of people who have no idea what the fuck to do. You can say, "Defend at the choke it's too easy for them if you try spawn camp", but it makes absolutely no difference 3 people will run past.

Points piss me off too. There's no reason why if we fucked a team hard enough in the first round someone left that I should get basically no rating. It's just making me tank even harder.

>>147188903
It's ok Jeff is such a cool guy he interacts with the community so much! I can't wait for season 2 where all of the horse shit will be fixed! Thank you Blizzard!
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>>147189045
Not about to mess around with hackers on steroids.
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I've figured out Blizzards secret, their dirty trick
Competitive mode is full of bots

Every time you ask "how can that player be so retarded?", they aren't a player its a bot
That widow didnt stand just outside the point instead of capping because they were bad, its because thats how they've been programmed

They've been using bots to keep the w/l ratio 50/50, that way bad players still get their quota of fun and stick around the buy lootboxes

The only other possible alternative is that people really are THAT retarded, and I just cant believe that
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>>147184517
HERO IN
NEVER MY
HIDE SIGHTS
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>>147189094
omg its real
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>>147181559
PSA that if you have the same elims as someone else you will both have gold. Same for damage done/healing. I think objective time may be calculated by milliseconds and shown in seconds because same time does not give both gold medals.
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>>147187341
Gene-spliced to give her better low-light vision.
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>>147188770
She does have support-tier damage on her attacks, and her non-turret moves are very much Support-oriented.

She's just too damn situational compared to Lucio or Mercy. I'm pretty sure that Zenyatta is only Support because he's bad at everything fairly equally.
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>>147189153
reminder that you're life is a joke and you should kill you'reself
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What's with this meme of Genji players being bad or Genji itself being useless?
Are you all playing on console? Because then I can see your average Genji player being a 13 year old who thinks he's Japanese picking Genji every game but I rarely see Genji and when I do they don't do noticeably bad.
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>>147189175
Zarya, Pharah, Junkrat
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>>147189147
I'd only be happy if ster took pharah if he was on my team
Dyrus as pudge is alright tho
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>literally every streamer using Roadhog

hmm
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>>147189272
this. every time i notice a genji it's because they're on the other team wrecking my shit
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>>147189153
The game wasn't balanced around Highlander rules.
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FREEZE!
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>>147187671
That's not Harmonious
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>>147189272
>Shrek
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They finally fix KOTH bug and I finally play ranked again and as soon this happens. People are using the CRASH SERVER bug when it's a stomp. Jesus Christ.
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>>147185812
>fucking spooky ghost tier pale
>girls just want to have SUN
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>>147189272
Genji tends to be either fodder or solo carrying the game. Even if he's the second one you can just go Mei until he rages the fuck out (which will always happen)
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>>147187585
>He played Zenyatta more than Widow.
Do you just hate sniping or something, or did you feel the BALANCE of Zenyatta?
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>>147189475
pale asians > all
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>its a "Mercy pockets one guy and leaves the rest of their team to die" episode
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>>147189486
SHES GONNA DESYNC WITH TIME!!!
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>>147184517
>instead of a tactical visor she just flashes her tits and shoots the distracted enemies
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>>147189563
no
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>>147188486
>>147188902
I was good but now keep going it makes it all the better.
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>>147189390
>>147189397

Dyrus and MoonMoon used Roadhog for 7/8 games I played with them. The other one was double torb.
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>>147184745
>Widowmaker nerfed on console
>Torbjörn nerf nowhere to be found
What the fuck Blizzard?
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I'm going back to Battleborn. At least they have another /vg/ thread going on.
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>>147189263
Show me how, sport.

>>147189153
The recent Alienware tourny was the best yet due to the lack of stacking.
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>>147189637
with this voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCMC4J8wqOw
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Just how young is mercy willing to go?
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>>147189450
>Vore
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>>147189064
Liking things others don't like.
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>win round 1
>3+ enemy team members leave
This happening more and more for anyone else? In ranked and QP
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>it's a my teammates run away from me and spam x episode
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GUYS I LOST RANK ON A WIN WTF
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>>147189272
Genji brings the same type of people as reaper players. Except instead of a weapon hitbox larger than your field of view and an ult that kills everything nearby, he requires accuracy and you have to be able to spin on a dime when dashing through people to retarget, all while having a much more situational defensive skill and no self heal.
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>>147189697

See you tomorrow.
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>>147181559
is competitive still 60 tick or did they change it to save their shekels
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Recommended reticle for most heroes? Can you customize which heroes use which reticle? Because as much as I like the dot, it doesn't feel right with Reaper or Roadhog.
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>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
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Who's edgier, Reaper or Genji?
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>>147185807
I never listen to anything out of game ever unless I'm doing something completely mindless like grinding. Never got why people listen to music while playing vidya
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>>147189815
Did you D/C at any point?
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>>147189804
that sweater is around $400
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Highlight Intro Tier List

>God Tier
Torbjorn
Junkrat

>Great Tier
Reinhardt
Zenyatta
Mercy
Winston

>Good Tier
Roadhog
D.Va
Pharah
Lucio
Mei

>Okay Tier
Reaper
McCree
Genji
Tracer
Widowmaker
Zarya

>Bad Tier
Hanzo
Symmetra

>YAWN
Bastion
Soldier 76
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what at what level does the divide between pro and noob reside?
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>>147189778
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Jesus fucking christ.

Does anyone have an explanation for this shit?
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>>147188486
have a (You) it looks like you need it
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>>147189935
No one cares.
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mei football haha
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>>147189551
sniping is pretty boring
zen have a rad design tho, i want to give him a try
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>>147189965
>DIE DIE DIE
>DEATH WALKS AMONG YOU
>I WILL FEAST ON THEIR SOULS
>I have found inner peace through meditation and forgave my brother for nearly killing me, now I only hope he can forgive himself
gee i dunno
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>>147190059
Blizzard are retarded. It's the only explanation.
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>>147190009
>zenyatta not god tier
>tracer and reaper not bad tier
>implying bastion's Ganymede isn't one of the best highlight intros
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>>147190059
because fuck you
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>>147190059
I like how you edited out your season / career highs.
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>its another sudden death coinflip loss

just fucking remove it now. 3 months of this shit is TOO much.
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>Symmetra is boring as hell to play
>Is one of the best Defense heroes in the game
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>>147190239
I didn't, it must have been loading as I took the screenshot. It's only 52, if that matters.
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>>147189940
I use the dot on all except widow, have the green short cross hairs. You can customize it for each individual hero in the control tab of the settings
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>>147189940
>Can you customize which heroes use which reticle?

Yes, in the control menu.
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>>147189778

Will Pharah be able to overcome the years of brainwashing Mercy has done on her and bring her lover to justice?
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>>147189940
>Recommended reticle for most heroes?
Green dot except for Zarya and Soldier 76. For them I use default green and green small crosshairs. So, to answer your second questions yes you can customize them per hero.
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go to sleep rexen
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>>147190114
hehe
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>>147190009
Zenyatta has the best

It's the shame you never see them
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mei tray lol haha
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>>147190325
symmetra isn't boring at all, you make reinhardts shit their pants and melt anybody that ignores you
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>>147190228
Zenyatta can be debated
Tracer's only bad intro is her cringey laugh one but the others are good enough to keep her in at least Okay tier
Reaper's death blossom intro alone is good enough to keep him in Okay
Ganymede doesn't make up for Bastion's absolutely uninspired and lackluster intros
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Best wife/mother Angela Ziegler post. Is there any recent art of her or any art where her face looks the same as it does in game?

My Waifu folder needs filling, it's only at 105
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>>147190308
what was the context for this anyway
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>>147190407
STOP SCREWING AROUND AND GET READY TO MOVE!
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>>147189540
>you can just go Mei until he rages the fuck out (which will always happen)
But when I play Genji I'm pretty good at simply outspacing Mei. I mean, all you have to do if you're being frozen is do a 180 and press L-Shift.

>>147189617
>be Mercy main
>somebody already picked Mercy
>go Reinhardt because as long as the enemy doesn't have a Bastion he's literally the best character you can pick in Payload
>I'm at 25 HP and the Mercy is somewhere around the map pocketing a D. Va
>lose
>pick Mercy anyways because they're useless
>they switch to 76 and thank me
I almost broke a blood vessel.

>>147190009
>Torbjorn in God Tier
>Zenyatta in Great Tier
Objectively bad opinion.

>>147190156
Genji's "Cutting Edge" taunt has him pull out his katana and do tricksies before cutting his hand letting some cyber blood pour to the ground.
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Will season 2 have you play placements again? Will everything just start fresh? I've fucked up this season too much already
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Post yfw "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE" isn't followed by a death scream

>mfw
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You cant be a good Genji player unless you've beaten this game on the highest difficulty
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>>147190443
why don't you like the laugh intro?
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>>147190498

Commencing my dump
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>>147190368
>>147189778
Delete this
It's heresy
>>147189810
I know your pain, brother
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>>147190561
I played with a Reaper main the other night, he said this in chat.

>I was on my way home from picking up my check at BK when I saw one of those 'Slow Funeral' signs. I pulled over and grabbed it to hang up in my den of shadows. Cause what is like but a slow funeral?
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how you know you've los.t

>sub level 20 on genji
>>
have you had your daily dose of
>stomp enemy team in 2min
>they take 10min+overtime for 2mins
>lose immediately because of coinflip
yet?
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>>147190594
>"JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE" isn't followed by a death scream
>still doesn't get a kill
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>>147190594
>It's alright Rein still has his shield
>It's alright DVa can just block it
>It's alright Widow will shoot her down
>It's never alright
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>>147190059
>Does anyone have an explanation for this shit?
Yeah, you lost a game against a equal or lower ranked team, so you lost a a large portion of your level.
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Letting people know that you can crash the servers at will with Hanzo and Genji wall climbing.

Go abuse the shit out of it so Blizzard will be forced to close ranked or fix this shit immediately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koHzY5xEijw
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>>147187949
Move your tower. Christ. I mean if your too lazy to do that you're too lazy to drive back to the store.
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>>147190325
>plop down turrets to slow/harass/detect flankers
>plop down teleporter
>plop shields on your team
>now that you've finished your support duties you're free REEEEEEEE at people with your autism laser and melt everything once it hits charge 3
>a good tism flank can charge a teleporter from 0 to 100 in one go
only as boring as you make it
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>>147190635
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>>147190443
tracer's backflip is garbage, not only is she incapable of blinking upwards she would most likely faceplant into the ground immediately after the freezeframe. she also looks angry which doesn't really fit with her character. the blinking one is just okay, two bads and an okay does not make an okay

reaper's death blossom isn't bad but it's very short and you're going to see it in the replay either way

the bullet rain one isn't that bad, and to be fair bastion doesn't have a lot to go on
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>>147190308
>bastion with boxing gloves
I like it.
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>>147190798

what's wrong?
>>
I've got 17 percent accuracy with Reaper GOOD LORD.

This is what happens when I play Dota instead of FPS.
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ywn kiss her
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>>147190703
how you know you've lost

>sub level 20 at all
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Soldier 76: Well, congratulations. You can climb walls. Now what's the next step in your master plan?

Genji: Crashing this server... WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>147190498
People often prefer to make thei own interpretation instead of reproducing Blizzard's design.
That's why you have a shit-ton of asian animu style pictures. And also probably because it's easier to draw a face with a triangle chin, no real nose, no real eyes...
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>>147190738
D.VA can block it sometimes, and widow can shoot you down, but Rein's shield is nearly useless. Justice melts right through it.
>>
ok what is this stupid "kappa" shit I keep seeing is this some mobatard insult?
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Is there a way to Spectate / Watch games without having to have a friend invite you or some shit?
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>>147190541
>one taunt where he's 2 honrarabu 4 u versus an entire character built from the ground up to be edgy
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>>147190771
Wont you get banned for doing this though?
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>>147190873
accuracy stat doesn't mean shit anon, you have infinite ammo, feel free to shoot at people far away as you approach the front line
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>>147190635
No Anon, not this shit again I swear to fuck. It fucking burns my eyes you chucklefuck
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>>147190505
fucking around to kill time and boredom because theres nothing else to do

believe me, being deployed/on training is shit, you get very little to do besides smoke or chew tobacco, stand around and IF you get lucky, get shot at by sandniggers that can't aim for shit at your general direction
>>
>be junkrat
>enemy mei freezes me
>gets in real close to line up the icicle headshot
>kills me
>gets blown up by my Martyrdom perk

Why are all Mei players literally retarded?
>>
>>147190967
Yeah, go back to CSGO and stay there.
>>
>comp solo q
>all my team is solo
>enemy team is two 3 men stacks
>>
>playing reaper
>get behind bastion
>two fullshots to his back
>he survives just fine because of the 100 armor meme

I hate Bastion so much
naturally he lost because the hero is inherently flawed but i hate how stupidly gamewarping he is

every game he's in he's suddenly the center of everything that happens in the game
fuck that sack of shit when is he getting redesigned?
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>>147190959
Doesn't matter if it melts through it so long as it gives you enough time to get to cover which is all you really want afterall.
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>>147191007
>Why are all Mei players literally retarded?
Selection bias; retarded people tend to play Mei.
>>
>Get ready to use sound barrier for a push
>Half the team splits off and goes out of LOS
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>>147190771

How would people know it was you if you crash it with no match history
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>>147190940
Its a pity. I feel like I'm the only one who really loves Mercy's design, and I think her face is amazing. Does anyone else even think this?
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>>147191007
ive had a Mei literally trying to W+M1 me while 10 feet away

its the pyro all over again
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>>147191038

>The 3 man stack team loses because one of those groups was a gamer gril and her two fuccbois white knighting her

This is why I've stopped playing ranked.
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>>147190927
Now post the 4 billion magic tricks of chaining people through scenery from across the map
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>>147190962
it's a twitch emoticon, I think you get emoticons by punching in phrases, this one is kappa, twitch faggots do have serious overlap with mobabbys though
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Ship Zarya now.
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The hunter lays a trap for his prey...
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>>147191183
Zarya x Refuse Rodent
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>>147190892
>Not posting the version with lipstick
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>>147191169
>i think you get
Why do people pretend to be so out of touch with things? Twitch was around for years before everyone suddenly turned on it for getting too popular
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>>147191169
thanks frend
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>>147191242
>POTM was me killing a trapped Lucio, him getting revived, then getting killed in a second trap I laid for him
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>>147191242
>People don't check the door step for trap/mine.
HOW MANY TIMES DO PEOPLE NEED TO DIE FOR PEOPLE REALIZE THAT ALL JUNKRATS DO IT.
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How do I leave <50 hell?
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>>147190872
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>PS4 Update just went live
Balance patch or competitive?
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>>147191068
>>147190872
>>147190635
This has already gone too far. Stop this madness at once
>>
A guy on my team went ago for 3 minutes then blamed everyone else
>>
>>147191356

Get a 6 stack
>>
im autistic and cant get a job
who wants to buy this game for me
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>>147190498
>105
Cuck.
And no, nobody ever gets the face right.
>>
I haven't played much since the comp update.
For the placement matches, is it smarter to solo queue, or to queue up with friends who are half-decent at the game?

Does it let you queue up with friends who are already ranked for your placement matches?
>>
>>147191446
sent ;)
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>>147191142
I do.
Even if I would have prefered if she had blonde eyebrows, instead of dark ones. Especially since she's a platinum blonde, with no dark roots.
>>
>>147191391
competitive and mcree widow nerfs. now they are unplayable in the no aim fest and torbjorn's reign of terror is even stronger
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>>147191446
get a pic of your sister's feet and i'll buy it for $40
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>tfw no one else ever picks your main
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>>147191242
>More hp than Roadhog

>Can't distinguish between trap remains and actual traps

>70 damage as if you wouldn't get the free kill with 0 damage

>Disconnects people due to inactivity
>>
>>147190541
>cyber blood
You mean sparks? Because that's actually a pretty cool synonym for sparks.
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>>147191519

Always queue with friends, and yes it does.
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>>147190735
>>147190594
>be pharah
>defending B on hanamura
>i'm just standing above the entrance
>enemy rein walks in with shield up followed by his teammates
>hover above them
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>QUAD KILL

Being sneaky is the only good way to use the ult
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>>147191391
it's a patch that tells you to stop being a consolefag every time you start playing the game
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>>147191242
>yfw that first kill of the game is a mine+trap catching a Genji
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>>147191521
where
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>>147191446

just use your government bux anon.

it's the first of the month so you should be getting paid pretty soon
>>
>>147191446
Sent ;-)
>>
>>147191309
>pretend
I have never watched a twitch stream live, and I most certainly have never dealt with the cancer that is twitch chat. Sorry for not knowing how to be an ebin faggot on the sidebar of a camwhore's facecam show
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>>147191516
I like when the artists try to be a bit more realistic.
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>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
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>>147191392
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>>147181559
We ripped this kid a new one a thread or 2 ago, good times.
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>>147191392
>>147191392
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>finish last winning 2 games for my shitty rank
>get this in a loot box

Well I hate the game slightly less.
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>>147191556
idk how i feel about this. shes pretty ugly, do you still accept
>>147191632
but they didnt give me government bux because i wasnt undergone treatment for a year or some stupid shit
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>>147191560
Symmetra is only good for the first 3 minutes of the game (and that's generous), and only on Defense. The second the enemy moves the front line away from their spawn, you should pack up and switch to somebody else.

So no, nobody else plays your Lawfag waifu.
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Is there any way back from falling down 7 ranks from 59.9999 down to 52? Supporting has been so unrewarding I'm considering just whoring for kills now to slow the bleeding.
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>>147191787
why the long face?
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>>147191242
>mine+trap right in front of enemy spawn before match
>enemy team clearly see's me doing this
>match starts
>mfw first kill in the match within the first second
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>>147191794
I got the golden pimp my frog one...I never use it.
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>>147187949
Dude.... go to your local electronics store (or Amazon) and buy a 3.5 mm audio extension cable....
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>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
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>>147184081
Yeah, make Reddit balance the game for Blizzard again!
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>>147191787
decent stylization
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>>147191590
Better start up my leet hacks then anon.

>>147191549
Was the Widow nerf not already in place? Swear I've not been one-shotting as many Zenyatta's with body-shots as of late. Glad about McCree tho.
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>>147191560
I do.
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>>147191865
Of course
It's like day 2 of MMR, MMR is all about the long term, eventually you reach where you belong, whether thats lower or higher..
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I enjoy playing competitive and I'm having tons of fun but it gets me REAL FUCKING AMPED, jittery, and makes my head heat up. why can't I just relax and play bideo games.
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Better hairstyle than the insects and junkers combined.
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>>147191869
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>>147191581
No, it's just some green liquid that's mean to be blood.
Should be white, as a reference to Raiden.

>>147191696
They rarely do those either.

>>147191782
This version is better.
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When are we getting a server browser? When will we be able to rent servers for the game?

I want 16v16 like TF2.
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>play competitive
>Now arriving at Lijang Tower
>Now arriving at Lijang Tower
>Now arriving at Illos
>Now arriving at Lijang Tower
>Now arriving at Nepal

Is there something that I've enabled to play only capture maps?
I want to play Payload, but the last 8 games were all capture.
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>>147191841
do you have a hot cousin or neighbor?
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>>147191854
Symmetra is useful for the entire game. Lock down a choke, get a teleporter up and chase down tanks with your melty laserbeam of death. Its amazing how quickly that thing melts dudes once its on level 3
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>>147192039
no
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>>147192010
copy that
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>>147192026
Blizzard will never allow it.

Ever.
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>>147184981
Devil Mercy
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>>147191794
>losing games because of people who literally do not know how to play their character
>get a lootbox with two legendaries
>it's Ifrit Zenyatta and 500 sheckels
It's a bitter sweet feeling, but mostly bitter.
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>point A
>1 charge on the teleporter left
>our team is getting wiped out
>Mercy was the first to die after me apparently
>leave the last charge to her
>they go in and get a triple revive
>we win

>card screen
>everyone votes for Mercy
>I get a single vote
>tfw
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>>147192080
can't help you then
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>>147191516
Well I have a ton of unsorted shit sitting all over, so I'll get the number up. That and I'm on cellular data on holiday; I have to be conservative if my data or there'll be no Mercy at all, so I just get stuff from threads for now

Yea, pity about her face, some come close though
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Who /achievementhunting/ here? I just play quick play solo and try to cheese them. Got mccree quad kill and tracer recall today, felt good to finally stop playing mccree. Pretty soon I will only have the impossible ones left.
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So which spray in Zarya to show that I'm experienced with her ?
Pixel or Cute?
Or should I just use the good old tea-bag?
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>finish off a genji with 50 hp with winston

>spray him

>later on I'm the one with 50 hp left

>he kills me and sprays me a gazillion times

boy I love this game
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>>147191391
Both. Also other shit, like no more Symmetra faggotry on Dorado.
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>>147192079
Maybe i'm retarded and just don't have the same map awareness I have in TF2, but I'm not finding that many choke points that aren't on or near a spawn.

Where a Teleporter should go is obvious, but I feel like anywhere I put my turrets is just "Good job you made the enemy shoot THAT first instead of your fragile little ass."
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>>147192026
>When are we getting a server browser? When will we be able to rent servers for the game?

No server browser, no community servers, no custom maps, no mods.
No way for the community to test ideas, or ultimately influence the game's development outside of posting balance opinions on a forum.

If there's one thing TF2 does infinitely better than OW, it's this.
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>>147192216
I can't tell where Zarya's gun ends and Heavy's begins
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>>147191880
>Be Junkrat on Gibraltar defense
>Set trap/mine combo up top where the snipers like to come out
> Bag myself a Hanzo in the first few seconds of the round
>Hanzo: "God damn Junkrats."
>Their team gets annihilated soon after from combination of my spam and our bastion mowing them down
>They all group up and decide to go around back near the cliff
>Mfw when I throw a mine into said group and send half of them off the cliff
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>>147191964
My actual wallpaper.
Muh caramel goddess...
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>>147191794
I got that too 2 days ago, I love how the entire neon pattern changes color depending on the "mode" you are.
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>>147192275
ever watched a competitive game?

anywhere where the defense sets up is basically a choke point
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>>147192190
good fucking luck with cute zenyatta, probably took me a hundred games. even zarya ults aren't enough, they're like 1200 at best

i don't even know how i got it but apparently i healed for 1700, i think we had 2 tanks that were just getting shotgunned repeatedly
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>>147184241
Sometimes the pistol is the only thing keeping mercy alive. Especially if its against a Winston.

As for switching, I've had to switch from mercy to tracer and back to mercy in order to secure a defense win on the last point. But I only did so because her ult charges super fast and we had a lucio. Also, I only switched back to mercy when I knew I would be able to walk back to the point before my team got wiped...a solo mercy is worthless...but a tracer who can stall the point for your team can mean the difference between a win and a loss. Glad to say I made the right call.
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>>147192216
>Using anything but Cute sprays
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>tfw punching people to death as Lucio
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>playing against bots because tired as shit but wanna play
>try widowmaker for once in my life because why not
>it's really fun even if I'm kinda crappy
is this how it starts
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>>147192018
can someone make and edit where all the bad mercy fan art is outside of the noose and the actual one is beckoning you through the middle
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>>147192190
basically the only way to get the dva one is to either team up with mei or zarya, get a lucky 4 man ult off then hope your team doesn't pick off the trapped enemies, or airburst it by boosting straight up. Personally recommend last point dorado for the latter, since you have a straight shot from spawn to the cart, and the ceiling is WAAAAAAAY higher than people expect so they don't look up
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Is the KOTH MMR bug fixed yet?
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i'm terrified of playing competitive. placement matches 0/10
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>>147184591
After a 7 round Hanamura...my body was ready for Ilios King of the Cancer.
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>carry entire team as Mercy
>even get a 5-man res POTG
>insta-pick Hanzo on our team says i was shit even though i pretty much kept entire team on full health at all times
>ask why
>"You didnt give me enough dmg boosts"

Why are people like this
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>>147192510
yes
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>>147192478
I got a quintuple as Junkrat on the last point of Dorado once

its probably the only map where everyone on Defense throws themselves onto the cart unconditionally
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>>147192275
Placing them on the ceiling is my favorite trick. Also if you have 6 turrets on one corner thats 150dps. If you also stick your laser beam on the dude that adds an extra 120dps if he lives long enough for you to build up to level 3.

Also try just putting them on pliers, around corners and even on the cart. I once put three turrets on either side of the cart and rode that thing though the enemy defense because they didnt know what was happening
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>>147192580
Source?
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>>147192569
The Western world is full of entitled, ungrateful children.
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>>147191549
They really made a mistake nerfing McCree as harshly as they did on PC. His primary fire requires precision, something console lacks and I feel like fth compensated for that.
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>>147192385
I'm not interested in PRO AS HECK plays, I just want to play the game without feeling like I'm doing something wrong.

Still, I'll look into it.
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>>147192026

>Blizz in current year
>allowing disparity between consoles and PC
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>>147192449
>playing against bots
>is this how it starts
if by "it" you mean wasting time, yes
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>see roadhog in hallway
>immediately get behind wall
>get hooked anyways
>oh ok maybe it was lag
>watch killfeed
>literally hooked me through the wall
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>>147185646
Thank you for reminding me why I'll never play that horrible game.

Don't get me wrong, I think all mobas are literally aids...but HOTS is just another cash grab by Activision Blizzard.
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Is clockwork a jew? He looks like a jew
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>>147191183
Best ship.
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>>147192539
The more comp you play the easier it gets.
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>>147192395
I consider both zenyatta achievements to be impossible desu
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>>147192643
>Any sniper class in any vidya is full of entitled, ungrateful children.
fixed it for you
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>>147191183
Zarya X McCree
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>>147191068
got a new one for you m8
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>Anon as Lucio
>Four gold medals out of five gold medals
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>>147192764
Better than McCree x Hanzo
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>>147192784

thanks m8
>>
pls buy this autist game
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Hardest play of the game character?

I'd say Mei
You can get 6 of them in your ult and not be credited for it, the only way she gets it if she pops headshots left and right killing 3-4 people in the space of 5 seconds
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>Comp Kings Row
>Symmetra asks "So where are we gonna plan our defenses"
Kill me now!
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>>147191787
Alright Anon there was a line and you've crossed it like a Mexican crossing the American border. Stop.
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Tracer really is a good workout for your aim and awareness. It's really easy to note where you screw up and improve, makes practising her on quick play feel rewarding.
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>>147192690

>be on high ground
>only a small portion of my head showing up
>COME OVER HERE

They really need to fix his hook if they want to keep him as the 1-shot machine.
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>>147192876
ever see a D.Va POTG?
me neither
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>>147192478
Dorado is great for achievements, got mccree and reaper quad there. You can get behind the enemy team really easy.
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>>147192846
Is that really a thing?
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>>147192876
zenyatta

i've seen one zenyatta potg in 1045 games
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>>147192319
>Be Junkrat
>Set mine trap next to the medikit on the balcony's corridor in the Hanamura B point
>Trap triggers, detonates the mine
>Pharah ded
>Go there, place it again
>The same pharah does it again
>Replace it a third time
>This time pharah is careful and comes with mercy
>Mercy triggers it and dies
>I then kill Pharah
>Somehow latter in the game mercy is on the balcony again
>She resurrects a hero
>Kill them both
It should be renamed the balcony of death
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Why did I get 116%? I still don't understand.
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>>147192470
This already sounds hilarious.
But if you do it Mercy's just going to revive you because Heroes Never Die
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>>147193050
im not 100% sure but was there a genji on their team?
he may have reflected your rocket into someone else
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>>147192876
Any support that isn't Mercy, or maybe Symmetra if the other team just facerolls into her kill room. But, Lucio and Zenyatta POTGs are rare and almost always when it does happen it's Lucio getting a lucky double environmental kill.
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>>147193050
You even started to kill the heroes spawning on the next map, you absolute madman
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>>147192974
Zarya x McCree only have one fan art. Meanwhile...

http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Jesse%20McCree*s*Hanzo%20Shimada/works

Why is Overwatch so gay?

Granted Zarya with McCree does not make much sense either since they have no lore connection or interaction in game.
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>>147192719
Except it doesn't because it's an endless stream of mute retards that can't hit anything
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So what the fuck am I supposed to do in all these games where the other team is just much better than me and my teammates?
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>>147191068
>>147191787
>>147192784
>>147192856
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sudden death is the most cancerous thing i've ever witnessed in ranked competitive game modes

literally just a coin flip to see who wins, why not just time the rounds in payload and see who wins based on how fast the teams were?
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>play competitive
>fight a good mcree
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>>147193154
I've gotten multiple lucio POTG since any kills your team gets while Sound Barrier/Amp it Up is active counts as an assist towards you
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How do you guys record your play of the games
>>147193206
YOOOOOOOOOO
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S T R O N G G F
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>>147193159
It isn't Overwatch that's guy. It's tumblr.
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>>147192931
It's incredibly satisfying to steal PotG from a Reaper as D.Va. Only way to do it is to kill a bunch of people with her Ult.

>>147192876
Symmetra or Zenyatta. They need to fix what determines the best play made, because just straight killing a bunch of dudes on the wrong end of the map shouldn't be considered better than killing 2 dudes that were contesting the point on the other side.
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>lucio player claiming he's healing
>roadhog who refuses to get in the enemies faces
>mcree who thinks he's a sniper
>junkrat who is trying to figure out how to bomb jump
Fuck why is quick play so shit now?
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>>147193159
>Zarya x McCree only have one fan art.
good because that's a really shitty fucking ship
All shippers should be shot.
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>>147193050
>116% kill participation
>3 commends
>Enemy mercy healed 3k
>9 commends

Why is this allowed?
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how do you call the different aiming techniques between McRee and S76?
McRee = Hitscan?
S76 = ???
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>>147190594
This is happening too much in my matches

For god's sake, we have a roadhog
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so why exactly did blizz make it possible for the opponents to leave in koth when they are down 2-0 and then you only get fraction of xp for the win?
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>>147193117
We didn't have a Genji on our team.
>>147193156
We did spawn camp a lot, but I don't recall that happening.
>>147193378
Because supports get love.
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>>147186302
You forgot another important fact about overwatch streamers. They play in groups.
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i've gotten POTG with all characters except:
genji
winston
symmetra
mei
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>>147193335
>lucio player claiming he's healing
Do you really not know that Lucio is a healer?
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>tfw top 62%
End me.
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>>147193206
Is there a normal pic of this?
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>>147193392
?

theyre both obv hitscan you mong
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>>147193410
For the same reason Blizzard punish you for having a team-mate leave and then taunt you with "you can leave without penalty (but still a loss teehee)"

They're fucking retards.
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>>147193154
lucio potg is pretty common, because enviro kills are worth a ton of the mystical "potg points"

basically it counts as you doing that character's entire health in damage all at once, so it assumes you just got a crazy ult or something
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>>147193497
>genji
That's easy as fuck though.
>winston
Difficult, but doable if you're good.
>symmetra
Those happen all the time.
>mei
Easy if you're decent.
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>>147193279
How do these tumblr people ship two characters that have no connection whatsoever though? Fucking Genji with Hanzo makes more sense than Hanzo with McCree and incest is bad.
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>>147193514
He's less of a healer than fucking 76.
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>>147192216
>>147192406
>Using anything other than her wrestling the bear
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>>147193273
>Zarya will never take you Omnic lynching
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>>147193451
>get four golds out of five as Lucio
>everybody gives recommendations to the shitty Mcree
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>>147181559

>its another 2 x Hanzo on your team episode

Why?!
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>>147192406
>not using the punch spray
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>>147193335
>Junkrat trying to into bomb jumping
To be fair, the only people who find it intuitive are likely TF2 old hats. It's not something you'd go "well OF COURSE I can use the mine to jump" in response to.

>>147193451
>Because supports get love.
Tanks get no love.
>Bust up the last point on Anubis by jetpacking in and scaring or killing everyone while negating at least 2 ults and letting us push for game.
>The Mercy that pocketed the Genji gets all of the commends.
I know the commendations mean absolutely nothing, and I usually don't like getting mad at trivial things on the internet, but it does make me sad sometimes.
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>getting my shit pushed in by roadhog every match
>think he's OP bullshit
>doubts because i've never played him maybe he does require skill
>play roadhog and destroy everything
what a broken piece of shit
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>>147193624
anon
you may or may not have brain damage
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>>147193624
As Lucio I regularly get 16-22k healing, 76 just doesn't come close.
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>>147193590
i refuse to use genji and mei. I never want to play symmetra and well winston, i just suck with him
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Tracer can only cum if you choke her.
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>>147193624
>Lucio is less of a healer than 76

WEW LAD
E
W

L
A
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>>147193624
Jesus christ what is wrong with you
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>>147193803
To be fair I usually commend tanks or supports.
>>147193728
Usually the Reapers or Hanzos get commended a lot. Mildly triggering.
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>>147193817
Lucio is the Genji of healers.
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>>147193159
fandom was always about white male/ white male shipping.
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>>147193809
roadhog is just "okay"

he doesn't have many counters and is good at killing stuff but he feeds ults and his own ult isn't anything to write home about most of the time

he also wants to kill himself if the enemy team has a zarya and is the only tank who can't mitigate any damage
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>>147193497
>genji
Get good, my dude.

>winston
Requires you to push the entire enemy team off a cliff because he can't deal enough damage to kill more than 2 people in the time it takes to get POTG.

>symmetra
Requires the enemy team to retarded and with no real communication.

>mei
It's sort of hard, but it can happen if you get a good number of low health enemies on your ult.
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>>147193590
>winston
How are you meant to get kills with Harambe anyway?

I love jumping in and ruining the game experience for healers and snipers but it feels like often their teammates will notice and focus me (expected) before I can do much damage and even when I can get behind and bubble without drawing a lot of attention I can usually only unload on their squishier classes like Genji and Mercy and if I try to go for anyone powerful they just turn around and fuck me up

Does he kind of have to play cleanup duty and go for people already weakened to get eliminations like D.Va?
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>>147194025
Except you can be mechanically worthless as Lucio and still be more useful than Genji with your healing aura jesus christ anons are the retards out tonight?
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>>147193913

SOMEONE POST THE COPYPASTA WHERE WIDOW STRANGLES HER

PLEASE
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>>147188219
people who suck ass but insist they don't suck ass and it's the team's fault
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>>147193809
reminder that stuns are balanced and are totally not the entire reason mccree used to be mandatory or why he was instantly replaced by the other stun character when he was nerfed
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>>147193913
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why don't genji and pharah talk to each other

we know they've battled together before
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>>147194138
If his healing Aura actually healed more than the tiny fraction it does it would be useful.
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WHERE THE ROBOTFUS AT?
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BUY ME OVERWATCH I HAVE DICK PICS
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>>147194025
Zenyatta is the Genji of healers
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>>147194025
>Posters like this are the same people who go "MY TEAM SUCKS AND HAS NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY"
lord my sides can't take this abuse
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>>147193159
Tumblr actively pushes any gay ship they can, and will attack any vanilla or hetero ship.
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>>147194227
>what is E
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>>147193809
He is a big hunk of meat. A big waddling target. I love shooting into Roadhog.
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please guys

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4qgm6x/dont_say_things_like_gg_ez_or_get_rektd_bads_when/
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>>147181559
my rank is 47 32nd percentile (top 68%)

how did i do ?
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>>147194209
Do you remember the names of all your highschool classmates, Anon?

>>147194228
Unf.
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>>147185646
>Beach BABE SKINS WHEN?

Yeah anon, they're totally gonna do sexualised skins after all that bullshit with Tracer's ass.
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>>147194290
>what is a boost that should be his normal healing rate
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>>147194380
please never post here again
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>>147194098
your life basically revolves around jumping in, killing targets with 200 or less health, and then getting the fuck out

if you get focused try to jump straight up, most people will stop paying attention briefly and you'll deal a bit of damage when you land
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>>147194358
LOOK AT THAT MANUFACTURED PERFECTION
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>>147193273
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>>147189636
>ACTIVATING TACTICAL ADVANTAGE
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>>147194227
>He doesn't know that E+Healing is pretty much a mini-Zenyatta ult on a very short cooldown.

How to capture a point as Lucio:
>Get your entire team to follow you.
>Use your sanic speed to rush the point.
>LET'S BREAK IT DOWWWWWWWWWWWN
>Shift, E
If you didn't win it's because you dove something you had no hope of killing anyway. That, or your teammates are retarded. Or both.
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>>147194227
Lucio's healing aura heals 12.5 per second, going up to 40 per second when he uses amp it up, with a 12 second cooldown.
Lucio consistently outheals mercy in higher levels of play while also being the most picked character in the entire game with simultaneously the third highest winrate.
You're just retarded.
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>>147194364
I'm willing to bet that was planned by Blizzard for publicity.

Because they totally ignored Widowmaker, who has the biggest ass?
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>>147193948
if any of you see n9nko in game, please bm him
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>>147194242
Sounds accurate

I maintain that even if he can't top Lucio and Mercy's fucking ridiculous ults Zen can be a great primary healer if you play him well and fucking pay attention to who's on low health around you but it's difficult and most Zen players just drop it on Roadhog and sit in the back with their thumbs up their asses trying to get Discord on Reinhardt

>>147194262
Man for all the problems with this game they have some 10/10 character design

I dunno who thought of an AoE healer with Jet Set Radio rollerskates and the ability to speed everyone up based on sound but they deserve to land a job somewhere other than the hellscape that is Blizzard development
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>>147194419
sorry I insulted your speed boost
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>>147194025
Kill yourself.
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out of the male cast who would wear a speedo if tgere was beach skins
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>>147194209
because Pharah doesn't like Cosplay
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>mercy+lucio and rein or zarya almost mandatory on every map while you can flex around 2/3 dps or an extra tank
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Am I hindering my team if I fucking love playing Zenyatta.
Also why is LMB so useless.
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>>147194380
>boost that should be his normal healing rate
Bait Of The Thread.
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Can 76 solo carry 1v11?
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>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
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>>147194556
Reinhardt.
Not even gay, that's just how a man of his caliber gets down.
>>147194586
Don't you mean right mouse button because left mouse is one of the best projectiles in the game
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>>147194586
Fuck I mean RMB
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>>147194423
Yeah that's pretty much what I figured. I'll give it a try. The jumping straight up trick usually gets me killed anyway because I just try and keep firing but I can sometimes get an extra kill out of it lmao

Do you like him best on Attack, Defense or KOTH? I mainly play him on Defense and KOTH but on Attack your targets might be a lot more spread out which makes his job easier.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMUQr0UZiJs
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>defense
>team shoots at the payload from away while it just advances
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>>147194518
They'll be called out on it too hard if they release bikini skins and shit, especially since they were adamant about removing all the SFM porn.
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I want to kiss the frog prince!
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>JUSTICE RAINS F-
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>Think i'm pretty good at OW
>Get cucked on placement matches
>People leaving midway, genji's who refuse to switch
>End up losing 7/10 and getting rank 42
>"Wait, am i shit at this game?"
>Go on a massive winstreak to rank 53, not dropping a single game
Oh thank god, for a second there i thought i might actually be bad.
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>>147194797
That looks like a JoJo skin.

I'd buy it.
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>>147194757
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I have a problem.
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Fareeha~
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>>147194835

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYcrHq7t_AU

LOL
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>>147193016
You haven't played with me :D
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>>147194364
>turn a charlie's angels pose into an actual literal pinup pose
hello?
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>>147194918
having fun isn't a problem

please continue enjoying the dink dwarf
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>>147194858
Are you me?
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>buy game, completely new to it
>be decent FPS player
>carry hard
>75% win rate
>finally start getting matched against better players
>average level is about 100
>there's still a fair share of turboshitters, but they know the maps and mechanics very well
>get dumpstered
>after 124 matches, my winrate is 42%
pls halp
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>>147184285
What was the war like, Gramps?
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>>147194858
Sounds like you got carried by your friends / your teammates. Don't worry - it'll end soon enough.

>>147194943
This is really floaty. What's up with that?
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>>147194789
>They'll be called out on it too hard if they release bikini skins and shit, especially since they were adamant about removing all the SFM porn.

Well they're doing a very poor job at it.
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>>147194778
>consistently get gold medal for time on point, defense
>as Lucio

help
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i just did so poorly as lucio that my team asked me to switch so someone else could play him. what a shame.
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>>147194789
That's dumb. So we can release male swimwear but not bikinis for females?

They should release swimwear cheap and only allow it during the summer.
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>>147194797
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>>147194227
Look its "I'm literally autistic and don't realize it" the post.
>>
when are they going to nerf junkshit and roadfag
>>
>lost king's row
>lost almost a level
>won king's row
>almost got anything
RRRREEEE
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>>147195068
You know that the yellow song is for healing, right? I don't see how you can do badly as Lucio, unless you tried diving into the enemy team when no one else was around.
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>>147193913
>choking Tracer
>she's about to pass out
>Tracer uses recall to keep being choked continuously
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>>147194556
Winston
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>>147195184
junkrat needs to do 95 on his grenades. Right now he's literally unpunishable
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>>147195184
After they buff lucio, tracer, and hanzo
never
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>>147195058
The Pharah, Mei and Symmetra are my favorites here.
Those asses and hips movements...Hnnnng
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>>147194874
>No JoJo poses and highlight intros
>Matt Mercer will never do any of his Jotaro Kujo lines for McCree
rest in peace :(

Still need to watch Part 4 though

He was so fucking good as Sigma in ZTD too it almost became a problem because in really dramatic and sad scenes I kept thinking about IT'S HIGH NOON

How good is he at Overwatch? He seems like a fun guy I hope I somehow scrape my way into his ranking someday
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>>147195083
>That's dumb. So we can release male swimwear but not bikinis for females?

Do you think there's any actual semblance of 'equality' when it comes to objectifying men over women?

Lol no, feminists don't work that way anon.
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>>147195273
>>147195184

>Junkrat shooting grenades at me.
>Literally just sidestep them and shoot him in hte face
>Ally walks into them ??? and dies
>They were right in front of him
>"Fucking junkrat"
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>>147195184
probably never, unless other heroes getting nerfed puts them in a situation where they're too strong
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only game i've ever gotten mad at
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>>147195184
>When are they going to buff Junkrat and fix Roadhog's hook?
ftfy
>>
>playing Junkrat
>i actually hit an enemy intentionally

???????????
>>
>Sudden Death
>Prepare to defend

Post yfw
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>>147195058
S-Stop
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>>147195280
>buff lucio
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>>147195212
lucio has a pretty high skillcap if you play him well m8
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>>147195248
>marry Tracer
>impregnate her
>she becomes 9 months pregnant
>war breaks out
>she is called to battle
>she goes back in time to abort your baby
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>>147195442
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>>147195442
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>>147192406
>using cute sprays
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>>147195442
dont understand why you get sudden death if you pushed the payload faster.
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>>147195380
>Do you think there's any actual semblance of 'equality' when it comes to objectifying men over women?
But there isn't

It's like saying there's no difference between nerfing Zarya and nerfing Zenyatta because they're both nerfs
>>
>join game
>defeat
I hope they fired someone at blizzard over this.
>>
>>147181559

looking for people to play with on PS4.
PSN: GABR1ELSEN
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>>147195442
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>>147195380
Feminists don't buy games though. League of Legends sells alot with sex, so game devs should realize that.
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>>147195637
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/psn/global/GABR1ELSEN

no thanks get some more exp first
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>>147195273
Stop getting in tight quarters with him

If you are in the open and being hit by him then you are shit
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>>147195184
If the hitboxes weren't retarded, Pigstreet wouldn't be as broken. He might still be broken, but not THAT broken.

But the hitboxes would never be fixed because then all of the Hanzo "Mains" would immediately quit the game.
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>>147195534
Yeah, what's wrong with giving the win to whoever pushed faster? There's no way it's worse than letting a game come down to RNG.
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>tfw already climbed over 10 points playing solo

feels good
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>>147195617
>Dorado sudden death
>Defending
>They kill our Reinhardt and it all goes downhill from there because lol 5v6 with no tanks
>Symmetra dies before she can build enough ult for a teleporter
>Because the walk of shame back takes so fucking long none of us can make it back in time to stop them and they win after a single teamfight

I hope Blizzard HQ burns to the ground with whoever came up wtih this stupid shit still inside
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why does no one talk about how broken the spawns are on payload and attack defend maps???
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>>147195442
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>>147195975
see you in a week
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Should I just stop trying? I never get in matched where anyone else does.
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>>147195741
>http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/psn/global/GABR1ELSEN

roger, but i'd rather gain xp with some players who communicate instead of silent pugs. is there no one who will join me?
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>>147189563
Flat face
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>>147191303
It's shit. Next time spend more than seven seconds in paint shop pro.
>>
New stuff about Mercy.

http://webmshare.com/play/4RXM0
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>>147195725
>Feminists don't buy games though.

Do you think this has stopped them from poisoning the industry?

Do you even follow the news anon?
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Why does DVAS turrets do less damage than her pistol?
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Why is he so perfect?
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>>147195058
they were cracking down on drawn stuff, not sfm though.
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>>147195534
>>147195858
I hate current sudden death as much as anyone but I'm sure you can imagine how fucking terrible the game would become if it was based on time

If team 2 didn't make it to the end in time then the game might as well end right there

If they were still pushing the cart but they didn't have enough time to make it to the end then there would be no incentive to even give a fuck because even if they had their entire team on it and somehow got like four team kills in a row they wouldn't be able to make it to the end in time and they'd lose anyway

You could fix it with Overtime but then you'd end up with the fucking garbage you see in KOTH where people just go like three Winstons/Tracers and just rush the cart to keep OT up forever, and what would happen if they won in Overtime? Or if they won with exactly the same time as the other team? How do you pick? Perhaps some kind of.. tiebreaker? A quick game meant to determine the victor between two evenly matched teams? What would you call that? Some kind of.. sudden death?
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>>147196196
because lol blizzard balance
hopefully those buffs come soon, I want to play her in comp without fucking over my team
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>>147196119
nod gligging
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>>147196259
fuck off weird faggot.
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>>147196196
mercy's pistol does more dps. but the cannons need to be inside their body in order to do any damage at all and they can just walk away if you get that close since you crawl when you shoot.
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>>147196196
They do, but you need to be in their faces to deal it, and her light pistol has no damage falloff at range which helps make it feel more powerful
>>
>play 76
>pad my accuracy by spamming at Rein's shields
>people will look at my avg in the future and think im actually good
>>
>win a game
>everyone yells at each other because it took so long

I hate ranked
>>
So I'm dog sitting for a relative tonight. Need help choosing snacks for all night ow grind. Hard mode, no fast food or things bad for u (I have a match on Sunday >_>)
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The only kinds of potg that exist:

Reaper ult
Mercy ult
Genji ult
Turret gets three kills
That one weird time that Symmetra got a potg
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>>147196527
eat a dick
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>>147196282
D.vas guns seem ok with not needing to reload or have them overheat. I can see that, her being a tank, she needs intuitively and reasonably more survivabily.


But what do I know. Let D.va train even more low mobile classes. /winky face
>>
>a person on your team has left the game!
>you can leave in x seconds
>wait x seconds
>leave
>still counts as loss

I knew I should have not played placements until this stupid fucking company got their shit together
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>>147195497
>Tracer recalls
>the baby is not affected by it because it is a different life form
>Tracer disappears, the fetus hangs in mid air for a second where she was standing, then falls to the ground
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>>147196552
That time your team sucks ass and a Zen that died 20 times gets potg
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>>147196527
watermelon with salt
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>>147196614
gladly
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>someone leaves
>you can stay and lose or leave and lose
great
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>>147196552
I get rein potg a lot.
You just need to hit 3 on an ult and then keep hammering.
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>>147196552
tfw I'm still at the MMR where DVA and Hanzo play of the games still happen all the time
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>>147196527
chicken nuggets
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>>147196672
Play better so they won't leave
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>either completely shuts down the game
>or is completely useless
how would you fix widowmaker?
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>>147196704
I see Hanzo sometimes, but Dva? I think I've only seen one in the last two days
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>>147196614
That's for the 4th ;D

>>147196664
Actually I have one laying in the other room rofl, thx for reminding me.

>>147196718
Could go well with watermelon I guess
>>
>>147196279
Furthermore can you imagine how stupid the meta would become if the focus of the game was no longer just making it to the end, but making it to the end fast enough? It would be fucking chaos (even more than it is now). Slow moving characters like Roadhog would be gone. Stupid multi-Winston and Lucio stacks would be even more common. Every team would have to have both healers for speed boosts + revives. Tracer and Genji would be even more annoying because not only do they buzz around you and show up at really annoying times but every shitter uses them since they can get back to the cart so fast. Fucking madness.
>>
This game is cumfarts
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>>147196279
>>147196931
Yeah you're right, just wish sudden death would be koth then instead
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>>147196883

Nothing.
Feast or famine heroes are the best.
>>
>>147196885
You shouldn't be seeing Hanzo and DVA play of the games. If you are, you're probably as trash as me.

Rank 25s, represent!
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>>147196883
smaller hitbox
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>>147197006
>just wish sudden death would be koth then instead
I don't understand why it's not. Coin flip makes 0 sense
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>>147196264
>it's okay to make an almost perfect 3D model of our stuff but you can't make a shitty drawing of our stuff

The fuck???
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I want her to sit on my lap
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>>147197078
Either they would have to make a whole new KOTH form for each map or they would have to send you to a new map for sudden death. Which would suck less but still suck because not only does it depend on which KOTH map you get but which form of that KOTH map since they're not all equal (cough cough Ilios Ruins).
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>>147197148
I want to have consensual sexual intercourse with D.Va
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>>147196883
nice fucking script
>>
>have 1500
>dont know what to buy

fuck

why is eveything for lucio so shit?
>>
>>147197202
Making a new set of sudden death only koth maps would be great, but it will never happen
>>
>>147197214
i want to cuddle with reinhardt
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>check my highlights
>sharpshooter with Junkrat

wat

whats the requirement for sharpshooter anyways?
looked like one of my stray bombs hit a flying torb
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>>147197214
>sexual intercourse

as opposed to non sexual intercourse you fucking idiot?

>waifu shitters
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>>147197292
Even if it is a script it's a pretty shit one.

You can triple burst fire much faster than that manually.
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>It's another episode of "I'm too afraid to die so I watch the payload hit the last checkpoint from behind cover"

Why do people still have this mentality at 50-60 ranks? I'll admit when you first start its a little hard to shake the fact that you dying means nothing since it's an FPS, but if you're at this rank you should at least know Objective > you, right?

I feel like I have to explain this to at least 2 people every game.
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>>147197214
I want her to take the whole hog.
>>
This game is really fun.
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>>147197389
m8 ur dumb
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>>147197214
Oh yeah? Well I want her to suck my dick!
>>
>Hanzo's legendary is a wolf skin
>The japanese poisoned the Hokkaido wolf to extinction
?
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>>147197292
>he can't burst without a script
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>>147197348
Highlights also take into account how far away your target is, and how fast they are moving. Headshotting a Tracer who is zipping around halfway across the map is much more impressive than taking potshots at a Roadhog who is standing still taking a breather. I'm not sure exactly how it is calculated but the Torb must have been dodging a lot of shit when you hit him with that bomb, and killing him allowed you to win the game.
>>
>>147197452
You're literally at the bottom of the barrel dude
>>
>>147197487
>>147197487
>>147197487
>>147197487
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>>147197447
You do realize spoilered images doesn't protect you from the mod's wrath.
>>
>>147197389
intercourse
[in-ter-kawrs, -kohrs]
noun
1. dealings or communication between individuals, groups, countries, etc.
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>>147197478
>this terrible damage control

stay mad dumb ass.
>>
>>147197512
oh no m8 that torb was completely useless the entire time
but I was like a mile away when I killed him
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>>147197446
secretly she's enjoying it
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>>147197447
anon pls delete this its a SFW board

saved
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>>147197389
>showing your education
pleb
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>>147196527
post pic of pupper
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>>147197886
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>>147197971
close enough
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how the fuck do you get waste not want not
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>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
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>>147193050
If it's anything even remotely similar to how Battlefield shotgun accuracy worked, your rockets hit more than one thing a lot of the time and all of the things hit by them died
Something fucked up somewhere either way
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>>147197419
>>147197489

Not him but what is this burst you guys are talking about? not shooting all your mag at once or is it an advance play or some shit?

How do i git gud?
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>>147195725
Then how do you explain my game collection?
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>>147198586
The first 3 shots of S76's rifle are 100% accurate, so you if you fire in quick 3 round bursts at medium - long range you won't miss (as long as you can actually aim).
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>>147198782
ok that was my guessing, thanks anon.
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>genji main
>40% winrate
>play roadhog for the day
>up to 50% winrate
totally balanced
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>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
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>>147184389
It Ain't Me, and night-night It Ain't Me
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