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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://www.overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

Previous thread: >>147160017
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You're not as good as you think you are.
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Anyone want to buy me this game?
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ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA

WHY ME LOSE
GAME MAKE ME LOSE HALF TIME
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>it's a "no one on your team but you knows how to stand on a point" episode
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>>147172294
No "edition:edition"
I'm disappointed...
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MADA MADA
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>>147172357
I think I'm shit at the game
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>>147172437
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>>147172463
>buying into the autistic 'edition' meme
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pharah is literally impossible to beat without a good widow
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>no egyptian goddess gf
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>Someone refuses to stop playing Genji
>Next round they get balanced to the enemy team
>Absolutely destroy them as Genji myself
>"How's that Genji working out for you lad?"
>"Fuck your mother you russian cunt"

I should start doing this to Hanzo and Mei players
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>>147172515
MADA
A
D
A
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>empty my weapon
>miss every shot
>enemies walk into stray grenades
>get POTG

why is Junkrat so great?
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>>147172463
Editions are unfunny cancer.
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Love getting potgs as Symmetra. Love her.
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so, Vishkar, do you like Vishkar?
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>>147172602
Because your job is to cause chaos.
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>meeting tougher teams in quick play than in rank60 comp
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>yfw the very moment as reinhardt you realize that your team is unable to shoot anyone from behind your shield and this game is lost
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>>147172626
Because there's funny cancer?
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>It's another "anon complains about his team being retards while solo queue in comp mode" marathon
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>>147172645
best highlight intros

can't get chronic retards to get killed by my turrets though, I only got a PoTM with her when I went ham with the laser
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Oh cool I finally have access to comp

place your bets everyone
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>Seagull starts solo queueing
>Drops 2 ranks

Like pottery
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>>147172602
he's always so joyful
makes you forget about all those crimes he committed
you know; murder, arson, robbery, blowing up buildings, ruining the Australian economy-
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>play KOTH
>pick Junkrat
>receive free kills and wins
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>>147172780
dont play comp until you get good with a hero that isnt Genji
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>>147172720
could be bigger stacks

you can't really tell in qp
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>>147172741
first 30 secs on anubis attack
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>>147172645
those are the best

>minutes ago
>defend dorado
>enemy Zarya traps 4 of ma niggas in a black hole, their Tracer (with weeb name) blows up 4 of them with Q
>mfw I got POTG with symm for killing that tracer and a wounded reaper next to the payload (and their widowlicker seconds later, but it was not shown)
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>>147172547
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Pharah A Problem Hahahaha Nigga Just Pick Soldier Seventy Six Like Nigga Aim Your Crosshair At Her Haha
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>>147172748
Totalbiscuit's asscancer is pretty funny, tbhfamilia
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>>147172841
noted
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>>147172280
When attacking, head through the left door at the choke point, and hop over the wall with the holes at the top next to the full-health pickup. From there you're right above the path the defenders have to take to get to objective A, so just sneak your way to B, hide behind the wall at the back until your team capture Objective A, then walk on out. It's almost guaranteed to capture 1/3 of the point, and if you have your ulti then odds are you can get the jump on them really easy and put it up by even more.
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>>147172741
lol switch nerd

why would you shield shitters
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that time again /owg/
1000 gold
sparrow genji
turban genji(either)
young hanzo(either)
okami hanzo
gambler mccree
im not good on any of them
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>>147172983
they are never going to get to the point alive otherwise
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>>147172982
>Young Lapy
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>>147172741
Go aggro Reinhardt and give people a mouthful of precision German engineering.
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Pharah: Perfectly shaved and smooth all over.
Symmetra: Carefully trimmed into the Vishkar logo, kept extremely neat and tidy.
Mei: Full bush that keeps her warm.
Tracer: Landing strip.
D.Va: Well-kept bush, asian style.
Mercy: Unshaved, but she gets very little hair by virtue of being blonde and it's almost unnoticeable.
Widowmaker: Carefully trimmed landing strip.
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>>147173032
all trash

buy plague doctor
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Do you ever emote?
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I want to play Bastion, never switch and go into turret mode 15% of the time
What are my chances of letting my entire team down?
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>>147173032
>Young Hanzo
Dont do this
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>lol i solo queue
>lol i bitch about random teammates
>lol i think this is interesting enough to tell all my best friends at 4chan
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>>147173032
>sparrow or young hanzo even being options
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>tfw genji is good against your favorite hero
>and there is NEVER a game without a genji
>sometimes even two
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>>147172779
>get play of the game as Sym
>It's of when the attackers tried to make one final push to take Hanamura A
>I spend half of it on the floor from a Reinhardt ult, and kill a Tracer while a single turret kills the Reinhardt

Why didn't I record that shit....
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i want zarya to pound my boypussy :3
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>HANZO/GENJI DON'T DEAL WITH THE ENEMY WIDOW.
THIS IS BASIC KNOWLEDGE JESUS CHRIST.
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>>147172774
>tfw you solo queue comp mode and solo carry shitters all day
kek why is 4chan so bad at video games
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>tfw we won
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>>147173032
wait for new skins

lone wolf > okami
sparrow & yung genji a shit
riverboat > gambler
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>>147173208
go back to srg you fucking faggot
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>>147172547
>who is roadhog
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>meanwhile in /hotsg/
Dick status: MUH

I wonder what female overwatch character would look nice in hots' version.
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>>147173207
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>>147172965
>Forcing your team into a potential 5v6
Faggot. Least you could do is go Tracer and fuck them up at spawn.
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Threadly reminder that forced 50 has to be real since that is the only explanation for a shitter like me to have any wins.
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>>147173268
They have Tracer, a Widow skin, and Zarya's supposed to be upcoming.
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>>147173149
Pretty often considering his hitbox is the size of a schoolbus.
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If you have 40%+ accuracy with 5%+ crits with 76, it's good. Around 50% and 10% crits is pro lvl.
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>>147173336
>a widow skin

I wish they hadn't.
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>>147173336
>Zarya
Based bald man of moba
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>>147173387
One of the upcoming heroes has Mercy's ult, so she'll probably get a Mercy skin.
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Is there an Xbox one group? I usually play in the morning. I have over 40 hours played, but I never played with a group. I'm a good player. And yes, Xbox, the game was free, for me
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http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745725697#post-2

>Factors such as [...] your individual performance are all part of the equation.

Why are you not rank 70+, anon?
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>>147173194
I've been doing melee on mouse button ever since CoD4 days, I wonder what kind of Bonobo decided to make 'V' the de-facto melee button in FPS games
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>>147173107
>not "the hitler" on widowmaker
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I placed so terribly, 35. I know that my aiming/reflexes aren't that great, but I feel like I play a good Mercy/Lucio (constantly get gold medals for healing and do lots of clutch resurrects/sound barriers in contesting objectives).

How do I git gud and rank up?
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>>147173474
Because I suck enough to not even be able to play comp 4 weeks after buying the game.
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I like Temple of Anubis
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how is zarya broken?
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Welp just got 46.

How should I kill myself?
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who's the highest rank atm, any lists available?
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>>147173579

you like sucking dick
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>>147173268
Who is that even supposed to be?

>>147173336
Source?

>Zarya skin

NICE! I'll be hoarding my gold then
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>>147173567
if you wouldn't get healing gold as support there'd be something seriously wrong, it's a guaranteed medal
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>>147172841
>>147172780
more like at least 1 hero from each role, except for genji
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>>147173379
Time for quick play
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There's more high ranks in NA than EU so EU pros are playing on NA to get easier MMR

how does this work for top 500 spray at end of season? NA players can just log in EU play 1 game or so and be top 500 on the server because it's easier to get higher rank on NA due to bigger playerbase I assume
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How do I update my shit on Master Overwatch? I changed my b.net acc name and now it keeps redirecting to my old acc name which stats are not getting updated
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I play with a bud who seems to get more and more pissed/ranty to himself any time I'd say 40% of the cast kills him, constantly saying things like "oh look he pressed Q!", "low skill no skill X!", "Wow fucking junkrat bouncers!", "stupid long range instagib Mcree Roadhog!" and generally other retarded shit, I'm the only one that can hear it and he never says anything to the team or the enemy team until the end of the game where he might say something passive agressive. He is a very skilled player but never gives the bitching a rest except when winning and will whine about the same balance issues over and over again, he's since began playing competitive and has only gotten bitchier.

How do I deal with this? The dude hasn't been this way in any other game we've played and I've been making use of the fucking mute key on our chat client heavily for the first time.

FYI if this sounds like you, fucking stop. You're not helping your own experience by sperging out and the people hearing you are either laughing behind closed mics or learning to hate you.
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>>147173470
At least Auriel's face isn't visible so they can go full on with Mercy's looks, instead of what they did with Widow's skin.
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>>147173474
>tfw rank 59 after 2 days of ranked

Can I blame the fact that I'm only level 90 and didn't play any of the betas?
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>that shitter who waits till the clock is down to pick his hero, even though there is only one type left he could pick for a decent team combination

>he always picks some shit like a hanzo or second genji and seems to think people won't realize
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>>147173632
They had some guy using Axlotl as a tripcode provide them a bunch of info claiming to be a Blizzard employee. Everything he listed, including stuff that wasn't announced for 6+ months, has been accurate so far.
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>>147172437
ME UNGA
FORCED 50 BUNGA
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looking for pc players who would enjoy playing dva only matches strictly for memeing purposes

it will be fun
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aMEIzing
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>>147173149
Why would you not just play 76? Bastion is strong because of his Turret form. If you are just staying in Recon mode, then why even play him?
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would you smell her sweaty feet?
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>>147173632
Li-Minge.

>Source?
There's someone around with leaks which have been accurate up until now. I forgot his name but he mentioned Zarya's in the works, at least in early stages.
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>play Junkrat
>spam grenades in the general direction of the enemy
>rake in all the kills

who knew it was that easy?
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What tier list are we going off of, where does tracer rank? I mean I'm seeing genji being rated the highest on offense a lot of places. I like tracer more but her ult is not good or a game changer. You basically need a black hole for it to be a game changer.
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>>147173579
Me too! It's my favorite map to play Genji on (attack)

Fuck Hanamura though
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>>147173208

I had the exact same thing for defense in competitive yesterday, we won too.The other team most have been extremely bad, they couldn't take point A in Volskabya

I played Lucio tho (we didn't had a Phara)
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>>147173843
yeah, i would smell them with my dick
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>tfw when finished my calibrating matches

IS IT OVER? CAN I STOP PLAYING COMPETITIVE?
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>be EU
>grinding from 48 to 58
>have to keep playing with hon hons

when does it stop, are there even good french players
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>>147173924
If you don't care about the gold weapons or animated spray, yeah.
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>>147173924
If you're satisfied with your rank and don't care about the golden weapons, then yeah.
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>want to practice heroes I'm shit at in quick play
>enemy teams keep tryharding with their mains and balanced comps
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>>147173790
Oh, Diablo 3 wizard, should've realized

Do you have a list of all the leaked stuff?
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>>147173268

hngnnn
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>>147173843
I want to smell her skintight suit after she's had a long day of pwning noobs
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>>147173952
That's why you put up with 100 ping and play NA like I do, I fucking hate Europeans.
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>>147172437
>tfw my friends picked up that meme
>we are sitting on Discord, I'm playing solo
>mention that my team has hanzo, widow and genji
>hear at least 4 "ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA!" at the same time

Fucking memelords.
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>>147174004
Just do it anyway, the point is to practice against good people, I'm the world's worst McCree but I still play him all day in quick play.

It's a little sad when some shitter kills you or you miss a shot and he starts trash talking though thinking he's hot shit.
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>>147174004
Me too
I thought I'd finally be able to stop being a tank or healer when my team doesn't have one but no, the other team always has one and I feel bad even though it's just quick play
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>>147174023
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/username/Axolotl/
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Pharah needs a fucking hotfix.
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>>147173208
well only shitters still stick to quick play
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>>147174148
why
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>>147173963
>>147173972
Not that guy, but are the golden weapons this season only? Do the competitive points (the things you need 300 of) reset after each season? What do you need for the spray?

I think the gold weapons would look real neat with the Jihad Genji skin, not a huge difference but it fits

>>147174143
Thank you
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>>147173208
to be fair, with that setup having a mercy or lucio would be completely pointless
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>>147173608
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>>147173963
I though you got both the Icon and spray for doing the calibrating matches?
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>finish placements
>rank 65

>expect people to try like they did in placement.

>symmetra on attack and double torbjorn on route 66.

>barely lost to a meta comp running Hog/Zarya/Mercy/2xSoldier/Pharah.

Well alright, I'm not sure what to think now. On one hand, kinda salty people played what they did, on the other, I don't like being mad at the vidya.
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>>147174193
As far as I know the points persist and the weapons are permanent unlockables, though they'll probably introduce more weapon skins as time goes on.

The spray requires you to end in the top 500.
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>>147174193
The gold weapons are gonna be permanent, you just need to play competitive in order to unlock them. Eventually they will be more common, but for now since Competitive is new, they are like a trophy.
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Anybody know if MMR is all of the platforms together?
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>>147174191
>Can rain missles from across the map
>More than half the cast can barely touch her in the sky
>Gernades take no skill to knock several people off the map
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>>147173952
I'm getting flashbacks

>je suis monte!
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>>147174254
Those picks are perfectly fine

"Muh perfect Blizzard team comp" is just your inner rank 50 trying to bring you down
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>>147174089
that's what you fucking get for treating /vg/ like your blog faggot

enjoy
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>eu competitive
>no one talks or gives info
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>>147174263
>top 500

Whelp, that's probably not gonna happen

Still cool that they give something to the really good players though
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>>147174263
>>147174193
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20167051

The spray just requires you to have played your placements.

There is a marker if you're in the top 500 tho
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>>147174435
You get an animated version of the spray for getting top 500.
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>>147174389
Thanks!
Don't forget to subscribe to hear more wacky stories from my life!
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>about to change to Lucio because I'm having no luck with Mercy
>teammate tells me to change to Lucio
>stubbornly continue to use Mercy because I don't like being told what to do
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Post rating and gains:

>Started out my placement matches with 48 ranking
>Rapidly dropped down to 44
>Thought about saying fuck it to competitive until Season 2

>Get in a good mood and get back in the saddle
>Climb through the ranks, getting 2-3 gold medals per game every game
>Make it all the way to rank 52
>Pretty fucking proud

Anyone else getting /fit/ rank gains here?
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>>147174408
>Only a small gg or wp at the end of the game
on the other hand, nobody shitalks to anyone in the eu servers
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>>147174313
This is fucking sweet.
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>>147174435
>https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20167051
>first clip is showing a win with d.va

those memelords, i love blizzard
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>>147173843
Yes
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>>147174497

Started out 56, now 54. Feels like I'm barely moving anywhere though.
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>>147173952
I feel you. Can't even use voice chat because of those faggots. Literally worse than cyka.
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>>147174461
>In addition to experiencing the thrill of victory, players can earn new rewards that are only available through Competitive Play. At the end of a season, anyone who has completed the 10 placement matches will receive a special spray and player icon, with a new set of designs being released every season.

>At some point during each season, we’ll also activate a leaderboard system that will highlight the best players in the Overwatch community—so if you manage to fight your way into the top 500 players on your platform, you'll receive an in-game notification, certifying your competitive credentials for as long as you can hold the position.

I am not sure where you are getting this from.
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>>147174313
Here's the first one famalam
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>>147174408
What rank are you? At 60-ish there are one or two people talking regularly every third game or so, I think a large portion of the playerbase haven't really played games with in-game voice comms too much, they'll get more used to it eventually
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>>147172437
>*posts blog*
>me ooga
>solo carry
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>>147173885
Tracer is the most broken character in the game. More so in KOTH than other modes.
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>>147174408
>play on EU
>feels like walking in the streets of Babel

>switch to US
>people make fun of your accent

;_;
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>>147174497
Was rank 42 after placements, now rank 44, it's impressive how worse the opponents are in competitive compared to quick play
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>too tired to play but can't find anything to watch
> set up an AI va AI custom game
>5 zen vs 5 bastion on dorado
>zen attacking first
>only one bastion is in turret mode
>Zens just file in to get absolutely fucking murdered at spawn
>manage to kill a couple and resplendent before the other bastions come back from spawn
>absolutely fucking rolling the bastions at this point because they are staying in recon mode for the most part.
>so much tranquility was experienced
>an obsessive amount of tranquility constantly being experienced
>Zens push to the third point get the payload to where the door closes behind it
>they wipe with a good amount of time left
>figure they would keep the momentum
>at least thirty second go by
>where are the Zens
>fly to their spawn
>they're all outside their spawn facing eachother in a circle passing healing orbs back and forth for the rest of the match.
>omnics
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>>147174408
>>eu competitive
>guys do this
>guys do that
>you are an idiot
>you are retarded over voice com
>nothing but hatred and smartasses in chat

EU is garbage
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Down to rank 44 because teammates can't breath and play at the same time :/

this is hell bros
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Thicc qt nigress character when?
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>>147174408
>EU competitive
>ISIS videos playing over mic

>US competitive
>Trump rallies playing over mic
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What does being on fire in Overwatch even do?
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>>147174586
The hero gallery ingame. You can go to the animated spray and it says you get it from top 500 in season 1.
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any reason why pro players on matches streamed by Overwatch Competitive are so low level? None of them are above lvl 100, are they using alt accounts?
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>>147174520
>nobody shitalks to anyone in the eu servers

If you lose the useless Hanzo/Genji picker get's flamed 100%, at least that's my experience

>>147174497
Placed at 56, currently 59
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>>147174690
what rank are you anon ?
>>147174743
nothing
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>Play new Weekly Brawl
>Basically an auto-win for the defending team
>Have been put on attack for Volskaya Industries 3 fucking times in a row

Wellp, fuck my first-win on this one
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>>147174743
nothing, just means you are doing reasonably well at the moment
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I'm not playing competitive until Reaper is nerfed into the fucking ground

I don't even care if he becomes useless
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>>147174379

It wasn't so much that, it was the fact that they "Me: Ooga Team: Booga"ed after the match. I supposed I'm doing the same thing relating my experience, but if you gonna pick goofy shit that might not work don't gripe at the rest of the team when shit doesn't go according to plan.

Admittedly I'm sure we got the second dwarf when the duo queued dwarf and symmetra locked in.
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>>147174743
The same thing my teams that I get put with do, shit all.
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>>147174697
Your rank is based on your person performance, and the enemy team is full of the same vegetables as your team.

If your rank is not what you would like it to be, then you simply have to play better.

>>147174758
Interesting, I guess we'll see. That's pretty strong evidence though.
>>
Does binding lucio's jump to mouse wheel only work with a scrolling wheel?
On my clicky deathadder I'm not seeing much of a climbing improvement.
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If you gain a point per win in competitive + your rank in points would it be better to lose your 10 placements to get placed with total shitters then steamroll game after game for points towards gold weapons since it sounds like climbing up to higher ranks is a slow uphill battle?
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>>147173835
Robots are sick as fuck
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>>147174787
>what rank are you anon ?
thats my whole 50 - 58 experience
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skin trading when?


oh right blizzard is full of jews
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>>147174713
>nigress

I'd enjoy a thicc anything character with skintight or revealing clothing desu
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>>147174764
Don't they play in custom matches which don't give xp?
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>>147174852
>>147172548
>Pharah
>Arms

lmao
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>>147174959
sick meme xD
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>>147174902
Why would you care about skins ?
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>Go Winston on KOTH
>We destroy the first round partially because I protect everyone on the point and zap bad Genjis and Tracers
>they go for more tanks
>we start losing because no one's killing anyone
>career Hanzo on team is the only dumb class pick
>'We need more DPS. If you're not killing anyone or healing, switch classes'
>Hanzo: 'No we need crowd control'

tl;dr we get rolled the last two rounds
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>>147174959
Your amputation fetish is showing.
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>>147174993
why wouldnt i
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>>147174764
they spend most of their time in skirmishes practicing.
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Please shoot my shield when it's up and give me free damage
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>>147174657
Same thing, also came out placement with rank 42 and I am now 46. Funny thing is that I completely play without sound and just listen to music
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>>147174959
Pharah is a complete waifu you sick fuck.
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>>147175092
Nigga just walk over my grenades and get your own free damage

It's not like I'm going to stop firing them
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>>147175061
It does nothing
you don't even see them
most of them look like shit
it's just useless
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>>147175034
After shit like this I wonder if "vote to kick" would work in OW or it'd be a total disaster.
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>>147172437

I've played like fifteen ranked games. 4 of them had a leaver on my side. At least you GOT teammates.
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>>147173725
I know a guy like this

he's also a /pol/tard who spergs out and tries to "redpill" people constantly, it's actually pretty hilarious
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>>147175034
I dont understand how bad sharpshooters have fun, I just see them plinking shots on people and missing, just getting nothing done and not swapping.
Why do they hate fun?
Why do they not feel compelled to weeb it up on Genji, go full edgememe on Reaper or just want to play a flying fucking TF2 Soldier. Fuck even cawadoody time on 76.
They just want to stand on a roof tapping A and D every now and then and body shotting tanks.
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>>147175179
being down a man is worse than having someone thats worthless on your team
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>>147175187
>only 4 out of fifteeb
you're lucky anon
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>go 8 losses 2 wins in placement matches
>every game with handicapped otters or something
>get ranked 45 anyways (my friend got 37 with same games?)
>as soon as we are out of placement matches
>12 game winstreak
>nicely climbing over 50 now
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>>147174592
>>147174313

Here's the follow up. 1/2
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>>147175140
Had a Zarya furious at me cause I kept killing her as Junkrat, started tunneling me so I just killed her more, even sent a message about playing a no skill hero.
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>>147175187
TEAM LEAVE GAME
TEAM BUNGA

WHY TEAM GO
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>main pharah/reinhard because rockets and BIGFUCKINGHAMMER are fun
>try out S76
holy shit this thing is so easy
>hitscan
>rockets
>heal
>ult is a fucking aimbot
>>
tips on playing Reaper? i can flank like crazy with Tracer but not i guess that's because blink and mandom is just that good
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>>147174892
Then just play Bastion correctly and learn to play Zenyatta on Attack. As Bastion you should change your turret position every time you push back the enemy team. In Hanamura B you can surprise the enemy team by going up on the balcony. If you do this, when their Rein starts pushing through the front entrance with his team all of their backs will be exposed to you and you can mow them down.
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>>147173725
He wont stop ever, you need to stop playing with him so he can rant on his own.
I had a friend who was the same and we kept ranting at each other until we were full rage mode for no fucking reason.

If hes "skilled" hes only ranting because he knows he can do better but didnt. Thats pretty much it and he wont realize it if someone tells him that, he has to do it on his own.
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>>147175061
>>/vg/lolg/
nobody cares about your legendary skin, everyone has it, we've all seen it, it does not make you cool
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>>147175282
2/2
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Can anyone share some soldier potgs or just general webms
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>tfw getting better at airshotting Pharahs

im getting there Junkrat bros
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>play tight route 66 match
>win attack pretty good
>start defending
>doing good, almost beat them
>one player disconnects on our side
>decide to fight it anyways
>everyone goes anger-boost mode
>enemy gets the push always to next cap
>2 mins time
>last point
>junk like ive never junked before
>win
>get only maybe 10% progress in rank because HUEHUE SOMEONE LEFT

Fuck that made me mad enough to quit today
I don't mind getting less progress if you win because enemy team had quitters but come oooooooooon winning tight 5v6 and then you get fuck all
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>>147175416
>>
where did this team unga bunga shit come from, fuck off
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>DCed mid game
>my connection is fine
w..what the fuck
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>>147175179
if you kick one guy from your team in comp you already lost
I would probably still vote to kick hanzos and genjis though
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>>147175414
>gives a time
>not a place
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>>147175452
Maybe stop greentexting stupid stories about your solo queue teammates first
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>>147175452
It's an ironic poke at people who complain about how everyone is shit but them.
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>>147175197
Every hit feels like an accomplishment and they're afraid of getting hurt.
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>>147175498
Dude found her when she was on a random roof top, I think he can handle it.
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>doing the most damage and being our only tank on roadhog
>dont mercy heal or revive even once in 20 minutes

i asked in chat and she switched off mercy immediately. im not saying you have to babysit me im saying literally one time just press Q when i dead considering im fucking 1v3ing right next to you god kill me
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>>147175470
You can crash the server on demand by wall climbing in certain spots with Hanzo/Genji.
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>>147175193
Now I would be worried, but I never use the word "red pill" so I guess I am safe
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>>147175449
>mfw
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>>147175276
Solo q?
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I've finally realized that people don't pick Hanzo because he's a sniper, they pick him because he's fucking easy
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>>147175276

> ME 1/6TH UGGA. TEAM 5/6 BUGGA
> HOW WIN WITH BAD BUGGA?

What's the most tryhard hero?
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>>147175596
ME HOOLEY
TEAM DOOLEY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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>>147175596
see
>>147175510
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Which is better, MOW or Overbuff?
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>>147175472
I didn't mean comp of course, but simple quick play and maybe AI matches.
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>play all placement games in stacks from 2 to 5
>all matches but one there's a leaver or afk player on our team
>that one match we had 2 lvl 25 Hanzos
>enemy teams always full
How the fuck is this fair
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>>147175449
>nice team
>only need a tank
>HANZO IS HERE!!
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>That guy who plays Zenyetta then insults everyone when his team loses
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>4 gold medals
>card is for damage done

such is life for the trash mouse
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>>147175321
One of the hardest heroes to master.
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>>147175449
every fucking time
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>>147174117
It's quick play, just do whatever you like.

Don't feel obligated to be the team's bitch in QP
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>>147175452
as soon as you stop polluting the thread with shitty unfunny greentext stories about how frustrating your game was, nobody cares

/vg/ isn't your therapy board or your blog faggot
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>>147175596
>mercy players holding off their ult because they want that mass rez for potg
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>>147175340
It's just in quick play, the mode is there to fuck around
So far I haven't lost a game and I've gone through 4 games since I post that
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>>147175321
> ulti is aimbot
> enemy team always either completely alone or all together and insta gib me.
> never get good s76 ulti.
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>>147175449
>Widowmaker already there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz2Fz0OO8ag
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>>147175643
duo q with scrub mate
it works when he just lucio or mercy because having average healer is always better than no healer
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dubs decide what legendary I'm buying
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>>147175449
how did hanzo manage to outcancer the cyborg ninja anyway?
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>>147175760
So you would like to see the thread polluted with waifufags and unfunny memes. People well share their experiences here, stop whining
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>>147175720
>good team comp so far, but we are 1 people less as someone left as soon he saw entering <map>
>we need a tank, the missing 1 guy will fix it
>[OnlyTracer] joined the game.
>everyone's face when
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>>147175841
Industrial
fuck you and your post
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>>147175841
Cybergoth Zarya
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>>147175841
dat boi lucio
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>>147175841
kill yourself
>>147175803
it's hard to get a good ult as s76, just don't hesitate to use it just to kill a Lucio or Tracer
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>playing widowmaker in comp
>it's always level 20's that play her
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whats the most terrifying thing to speed boost + damage amp?
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>>147174497
Placed 49, Currently 61.
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>>147175896
>So you would like to see the thread polluted with waifufags and unfunny memes.
anything is better that blogposting

if you want us to give a shit about your games, post actual fucking footage and oc
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>leave game because it's literally 3 genjis and 2 tracers defending kings row
>wait in queue for 3 minutes
>puts me in the same game on kings row right before the defeat title

ITS
NOT
FAIR
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>>147175898
>>[OnlyTracer] joined the game.
>picks Genji
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>>147175948
Ulting reaper
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>>147175841
save it for maskless sombra
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>>147175841
>dubs
>/vg/
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>>147175948

5 roadhogs. Fuck that.
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>>147175841
no dubs on /vg/

this 4 says you'll get cybergoth zarya tho
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Has anyone ever tried going all Lucio as a team, does all the passive healing stack up and basically mitigate all damage. Even when ults hit they all could just break it down and come out fine.
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>>147174497
Placed 53, now 62. Just queued into 2 70+ players and got fucked up
>>
So I got ranked 52.

I had 5 wins 5 losses.

Out of interest how much does a loss, with almost no stats, effect your overall score?

The first match I got fucking disconnected because of some new audio error regarding the firewall needing to have the client re-added to the list of accepted programs.
By the time I fixed it, the match was over. I had 1 elimination.
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>>147176043
shhh
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>>147175841
>dubs
>vg
Buy Blackhardt or Arctic Zarya
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>Playing Mercy/Lucio in comp till 300 wins
>248 to go
How do I stop myself from committing sudoku?
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>>147175948
I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
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How the fuck does the time bank system on assault maps work?
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>>147176162
suck some dicks you are already halfway to becoming a useless fuck anyway
>>
>>147175948
>>147176023
An ulting reaper with a zarya shield
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>>147175652

Depends on your definition.

Bastion players generally only pick the hero because they know he's a retard eater and want easy wins.

If we're talking most MLG pro hero, probably Genji. I've been in multiple games with a Genji where they shittalked the PotG and asked "where is my quad?"
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>>147175452
it's a misappropriated meme
>>
Who /BattleMercy/ here?

pewpew
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>>147174497
Ranked 48, climbed to 54 feeling good about myself. Dropped all the way down to 39. Almost about to say fuck it, feel like I can bounce back. Now at 40 and I think I'll be able to climb back up
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>>147174497

Started 44, dropped to 41 the first day... Next day i got to 46, won all games but one.

Although i hated ranked at first, now i am starting you enjoy it plenty. Same ammount of shitters but at least they try now, so its easier to carry.

Probably going to reach 50+ this week, which i feel is more or less my real level since i dont play too much cause life...
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>>147176306
>. Dropped all the way down to 39.
H O W
O
W
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>>147172791
I just watched seagull lose like 5 games in a row right when he started to solo q. He pretty clearly doesn't belong at the rank he had. He was even playing his "main" genji a lot of that time and still couldn't close out games. Like he's good, great even, but I dunno why everyone rides his dick so hard. 99% of the "plays" you see everyone jerk off to he has his healslut attached to his nuts. I'll never understand this shit.
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>>147176112
Auras don't stack, but amp overrides the weaker one.
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We should boycott until they fix overtime/coinflip when its a tie. It makes me wanna smash my pc up when you outplay some nerds and they manage to force the 50/50 then get attack and win because of attackers advantage.
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>try Reaper for the first time
>gets bodied by the opposing team's Reaper
>later he types in the match chat that i should cancel my reload by using melee and use teleport a lot instead of charging in
>got 19 killstreak

goddamn sometimes a simple tip can change your life
>>
>some level 230 picks Hanzo on attack
>you know what, fuck it
>pick Mercy and pocket him all game
>give him priority buffs and heals and follow him around
>he absolutely obliterates the enemy team
>every single skirmish he just rails 4 people to death in 10 seconds and the team pushes up

Well shit.
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>>147176347
would be more fun if my friends would play comp with me
but since we are 8 guys I have to stay outside and queue solo
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>>147176162
What server? What's your rating?
>>
I kinda like McCree for payload. It's nice to peel for Mercy and still be able to mobile howitzer people with his left click.

Is 40% accuracy acceptable or do I need to work on my hitscan more with Soldier first? Nobody seems to complain when I play it and the Mercy/Rein players seem to like me playing around them so I can give Tracer/Genji/Reaper the ole sand in the face routine.
>>
>Literally x4 gold
>team loses
>rank down

Por que
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>>147176017
no, he played tracer
https://watcher.gg/profile/pc/eu/OnlyTracer%232908;mode=0
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>>147176369
Maybe I'm just a shitter

me ooga, team really really booga
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>>147174823
>this post
>>
how did this work out
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>>147176387
>we
>boycott
>force the 50/50
>anger management issues
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>>147176258

Basically what hero do I pick (I have a SSD and always load first) if I want to carry shitters?

In dota I would pick a semi carry but that doesn't have a meaning here.
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>>147173952
MDR
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>>147176372
because they are obnoxious fanboys with no friends who try to get their social interaction by spamming some guy's twitch chat
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>>147176507
It went horribly wrong as soon as tracer equipped that skin.
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>tfw average rank.
>>
D.VA BUFF WHEN?
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>>147176442
>it's the medals guy again
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>>147176516
dumb frog poster desu senpai
>>
>>147176395
>cancel my reload by using melee
that doesnt work its the same, it can be useful in close range to melee though
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>>147176438
I'd say 40 is mediocre if you're using his m2. Try just using m1, even after flashbang. It'll boost your accuracy and is safer if you misplace your fth shots
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Game of the Century: 7 Round Hanamura
>Started off with both teams double capping in under 3m
>This continues until a 7th sudden death round where we're attacking
>Enemy team has had numerous times to prefect their defense and we almost did not make it
>Playing lucio, I was lucky enough to slip past on the left and destroyed their teleporter
>Enemy Mercy was on the point not moving (prob DC)
We had no bushiness taking the win of that game and after so many rounds we almost wanted to throw the game so we could go play on another map.

I personally think this shit is a bit too much, at some point both teams should just tie and be done with it.

Even still, that was one of the most intense games I think I'll ever play in Overpriced.
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>>147176573
>D.VA BUFF WHEN?
never

shes supposed to be something like clickbait for youtube videos, so weeabos buy the game
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>>147176629
i'd guess he meant the recoil
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>>147176474
>actually played one game with widow though
what a filthy liar
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>>147176442
>wow i shot the zarya shield every time it was up and got gold damage, how did my team lose???
>>
Can the sudden influx of mass Genji go away?

They're always fucking trash that THE DRAGON BEC-WAUUUGHH on my end and "RYUUJIN WO FUCK YOU QUINTUPLE KILL" on the enemy

And seriously what the fuck counters him? He scoots away from any close-range dominator Mei/Symmetra/Zarya and just reflects everything else.
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>>147176395
> cancel my reload by using melee
it doesn't save any time
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>>147176643

I have NO clue when to use FtH. It's so inconsistent. I mean, I'll lay into a roadhog after he's huffed his paint, but other than that...

I don't even know, man.
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>>147176573
Probably the same time as the Zenyatta buff. They recently said they wanted to rework him a bit since the LoS with the orbs was just a experiment from beta that stayed in (but probably will stay even with buffs). They just don't seem to know what to do with D.va and Zen.
>>
Can someone post the collection of edgy Reaper names?
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>>147176669
BUT THEY SAID THEY WERE GONNA BUFF HER
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>>147176550

Pick self-sufficient heroes that don't have to rely on your team to stay alive. Anything with a self-heal or get out of jail free card, really.

Honestly, though, that only gets you so far. Horrible teams that won't push or defend properly will still lose you the game.
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>Get popped instantly the moment I show my face outside of spawn

Why does this keep happening to me? I don't understand. I watch streamers play and they're just standing out in the open blasting people. Or floating around in the air shooting rockets and no one even gives a fuck. I fucking jump around like a spastic retard and everything, literally never stand still. Tanks or not doesnt matter I just die instantly.

I dont know what the fuck is going on but this is not fun at all.
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>>147176736
winston, if nippon man tries to do anything funny you just M1 him, hunt him down

works great vs. soldiers too
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>>147176550
>Basically what hero do I pick (I have a SSD and always load first) if I want to carry shitters?
SOLDIER
O
L
D
I
E
R
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>>147176736
I have the least problems with him when playing Mei.

Sadly, I hate playing Mei.

Winston is alright too though
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>>147176824
here's a fresh addition
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>>147176848
Your opponents computers are faster, and client side hit detection means they kill you first.
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>>147175361
It isn't even that he rants towards me or his own team, we're both very competent and neither of us get pissed at eachother, he just gets so angry all the time towards the enemy team until he stresses himself out to the point he needs to take breaks. I'm kinda scared to solo qeue and other experiences in trying to find new people to group with have yielded shitters. He has never been like this in any game and plays a lot of arena shooters, I'm holding out hope that he chills the fuck out.

Doesn't help that the angrier he gets the worse he plays too, then that just gets him angrier.
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>>147176848
I have wondered the same thing. When I play, if I step out in the open, it's like the enemy Widow is just instantly on me, every time. idk if it's confirmation bias, but it feels as though when I watch high level replays, they're able to just do their stuff without a care in the world. They flank, and kill like 3 people before anyone turns around. I flank, and the first shot I fire everyone's on me.
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>>147176865

> ME OOGA JUMP in
> ME DEAD IN 3 SECONDS

HOW LIVE AS APE?
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If I fail to get at least 65 next week I'll give up on solo dream and try to find some nerds.
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Reminder to use short bursts as S76 to kill down targets at mid and high range, the first 4 bullets do not have a random spread
also aim at heads
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>>147176550
Roadhog and Zarya work somewhat alright imo

But you can only carry to a certain degree. If your team is just too shit you will get fucked in the ass.
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>>147175449
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I didn't know going over 100% was possible.
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>>147176824
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>>147175881
Cyborg ninja is a good distraction for the enemy team
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>>147177031
put shield down when things get bananas
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>>147177109
it's because you committed suicide with your rockets lmoa

That\s honestly quite curious
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>>147172294
>Forced 50 isn't real
>Matchmaking is fine
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>>147173650
nah i main mei and i'm doing pretty well
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>>147176715
Do people think the damage boost Zarya gets is the problem and not the fact that there's absolutely no way around it like Genji's reflect or Reinhardt's shield? You can't even knock them back with Lucio or Pharah. It's fine with a single Zarya but holy fuck is it cancer with 2 good Zaryas or a Zarya/Reinhardt combo because the overall shield uptime gets ridiculous.
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>>147177075
>be S:76
>climb to top of building overlooking point so I can potshot the enemy
>see enemy Widow standing on the same building on the other side of the point, zoomed in scope
>burst fire snipe her in the head
felt good
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>>147177181
>caring about quick play
>implying levels matter
>believing in meme conspiracies
kys
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>>147177181
level doesnt equal skill :^^^^^^^^))))))))
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>>147176424
>8

What about the other guy? what rank are you Are you guys NA or EU? i am adding a couple of anons about my rank (46)
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>>147177181
>Anon finally gets to play with a 4 player premade.jpg
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>>147177181
>Level
>Correlating to skill
>Implying Forced fifty isn't anymore than a myth perpetuated by low skilled players in order to shift blame away from themselves
???
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Most effective way to junkrat?
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man I love having to be the carry in every single video game I've ever played in my life
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>play 10 placements
>win 6
>play 10 games out of placement
>win 1 of them

Thanks blizzard for the shitty matching
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>>147177243
Her beam does a pretty ridiculous amount of damage at >90 so idk
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>>147176964
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>>147177031
>jump onto vulnerable targets that cant 100-0 you
>mercy/lucio/genji/usually low HP targets with no burst
>abuse troll globe to hit them from inside but they cant hit you
>ooga booga the pharah in the air once in a while

monkey man is funny
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name the top 3 characters you can play to carry your team. hard mode no lucio or zarya
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>>147177335
>implying you are
you'll never get good if you keep lying to yourself
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>>147177345

Yeah you are definitely lower rank, dont worry youll get there :^)
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>>147177335
OOGA

BOOGA
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>>147177345
>muh matchmaking
you were obviously placed too high and now matchmaking is correcting that error

the system works
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>>147177345
I would have won 7/10 if my team actually listened to me on the last game. Fuck anubis...
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>>147175841
Rescue Mei
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>>147174823
Git Gud, scrub.
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>>147177345
>lose
>it's because of the matchmaking and not because of my sub average skill
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>>147172548
>implying there are enough proper egyptians to go around
>implying you wouldn't just get an aloha snackbar "egyptian" that moved in centuries later and took the name
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>>147177330
your airbag is the most important tool at your disposal
it can disrupt tanks, finish off low health enemies, launch you away from bad fights, and help you even the odds with Pharahs
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What's this caveman joke you're babbling aboot?
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>It's a Roadhog solos our entire team by himself episode

heh
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>>147177335
>he doesn't enjoy carrying
you whiners are beta as fuck

most people enjoy being good at something
winners want the game in their hands, desu
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>playing Zarya on attack Hanamura
>10 seconds into match, first push attempt
>bubble first teammate who turns corner to walk through choke
>insta 50 charge from a Widow headshot
>teammate who survived takes down Torbjorn turret
>rape their frontline defense with my increasing charge from my own bubble
>get point A in 40 seconds
goddamn, I love Zarya
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>>147177571
t. ooga
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>level 198
>hate this game and everything about it
>want to hit level 200 but I know if I do I'll want to hit level 201 for the new portrait, and then hey there are 20 more easy quick levels
>should just uninstall forever
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>>147176560
Sorry mate, no speshul snowflake status for you
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>>147177571
t. booga
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>>147174823
eat dik nigga
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>>147177406
it's a fact

cs
chivalry
blacklight
cod
and now ow

not complaining about 'mmr trench', just a fact some people are going to carry.
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>>147177396

Roadhog/Soldier/Winston probably.

All of these characters have mechanics allowing them to support the team via healing/peeling/shielding while being either mobile or extremely dangerous to be near.
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>half the thread is shitters complaining about their teammates / matchmaking / broken heroes to justify their losses instead of accepting that they are average players
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>>147177571
you can carry my fat dick in your butt cakeboi
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>there are people that can appreciate the skill of another player on the other team

FUCK YOU EVERYONE BETTER THAN ME IS EITHER CHEATING, A NERD OR JUST HAD LUCK MAYBE HE EVEN HAD BETTER PING FOR A SECOND
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>>147177615
>>147177648
ENGLISH, MOTHAFUCKA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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>>147177528
>he thinks egyptians were white
/pol/ delusion everyone
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>>147177734
>other half is cavemen
I'm having fun.
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>>147177060
Do slavs crouch like that because all of their countries are covered in broken glass and rust?
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>tracer complains about lack of a healer
>say "feel free to pick one"
>starts cursing in russian in voice chat
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>Playing competitive mode
>Attacking some shit payload map
>Win by a motherfucking landslide
>Didn't even die 1 time as Dunkrat

>Hear some kid on our team start bitching
>Complains that we didn't protect his torb turret on cart enough

>We won in the quickest possible manner
>Still have some salt-miner on our team

It's worse than I feared...
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>>147175241
unless they're mei
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>>147176474

wow i have had this faggot on my team
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>>147177359
It's her alternative fire that's actually broken as in bugged right now. It snapshots on targets so if they were hit with it at 100% the second shot and all subsequent shots will hit as if they were still 100% even if she lost charge.
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>>147177671
Ok anon I believe you
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>>147177734
When we lose I can't blame myself because I was just the healslut and it was their job to keep me alive :^)
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>>147176751

Never use it. It's shit.
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>play first placement match
>enemy team has a Bastion on Lijiang Tower
>hahaha
>he fucking slaps me and my team's shit around
>lose
I don't know if I want to play the next 9 matches if I'm this bad
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>>147177776
because nobody cares about the enemy's team skills since they just want to improve
It sucks though since 60+ is not too bad
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>for every team member that has left your team in match, winning increases rank gain by x% and losing reduces rank loss by x%
>for every enemy team member that has left in match, winning reduces rank gain by x% and losing increases rank loss by x%
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>Mercy
>37 years old
>two years from being as old as my mom

FUCKING WHAT
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>>147177851
nice blog how do i unsubscribe
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>go back to Quickplay to learn some other heroes
>everyone raging at everyone for not taking Quickplay seriously anymore
>shitters with 0 Ranked games at level 100
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>Roadhog cancels your ult
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>>147177826
>someone asks 'mind if I pick Mercy' when I picked her.
>see stuff like this
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>>147177942
I want Mercy to be my Mom
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>>147175841
Goth Tracer. Don't equip it or use it.
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>>147177958
I've found the opposite, QP seems full of chill players on both teams. I mean you have the retarded team comps but I don't really mind so much since it's QP.
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stop sticking me with retards please I can't do more than get all relevant gold medals for my team
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>>147177790
if pharah is a "proper egyptian" how would he think they're white you git?
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>>147177942
>your mom is 39
>you're 18
is it /white trash/ hours in here?
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>>147177942
Your mom had you at age 20? Gross, that slut threw her life away.
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did i do well?
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im a mercy main, but mercy's ult build up needs to be doubled, it comes up way too fast
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Hana is pure shit
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>>147177942
If your parents aren't at least 20 years older than you, then you're literally white trash.
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>>147177429
>>147177472
This would make sense if I didn't get 2+ gold medals per game while my team jacks off and does nothing
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>>147178008
>tfw this was literally my first fucking skin ever that dropped

what a joke
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>>147178104
I agree. I main Mercy as well and she needs to be gutted ASAP.
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>>147178107
dva umaru chan is best fan art
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>>147178060
>implying most of /owg/ is over 18

You realize most of these people come from League of Legends, right?
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>>147177125
Behold some new faces: Catdick, kILLER, bizon666, and Pleasurepope.
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>>147177875

There is no reason to ever use it?

I knew it was pretty bad, but it's really that awful?
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>>147175881
Genji arguably has a purpose. Hanzo is a worse Widowmaker in all aspects.
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>>147178104
please, her getting an instant uninterruptible game changing ult every 20 seconds is completely balanced
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>>147178060
>thinking that having children at 21 is bad
This is why whites are a dying race.
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who /placedinhigh60sbuttooafraidtoqueue/ here? The one time I queued up after my placements I queued against C9's full team.
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>>147178158
the last thread had an age poll, avg was 22.
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>>147178104
I agree, her ult needs a nerf one way or another, or something about being able to rez trough walls
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>>147177963
>charging at roadhog dead on
>he hooks you at the last possible second and pulls you out of charge
STOP
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>>147177963
>reaper gets behind my team and ults
>hook him out of it before anyone dies
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>>147178225
All of those votes were two 11 year olds standing on each others' shoulders wearing a trenchcoat. And talking about how bad their teammates are.
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>>147178223
maybe u shud try and join c9
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>>147178149
Could have been an Antique Bastion or furry Hanzo with zero Bastion or Hanzo playtime.
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>>147178104
>not even a minute of fighting has gone by
>they still haven't pushed out of the spawn area
> https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZpCuYfCxZRg
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>>147178216
>147178216
Hello, you appear to be lost! Let me redirect you to the board where you will truly fit in and all your ideas will be taken seriously:

>>>/pol/

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
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>>147178192
>blizzard introduced the number system to allow everyone to pick whatever name they want
>most people still have a retarded as fuck name
why
>>
How do I not die so much as Zenyatta and Mercy?
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>>147178216
Depends on how long they've been dating before they decided to get married.
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>>147175841
Punk Tracer.
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>>147178192
>pleasurepope
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>>147178396

Get good friends.

Not dying as support means having a good team, which you have no control over unless you group.
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>>147178216
>Live in the south
>Half your graduating class got married right after high school
>They all have kids now
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>>147178195
except for the fact his arrow are logs
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>NEPAL
>1-1
>99-99
>OVERTIME
>IT'S ABOUT TO KICK DOWN
>EVERY ULT GOES OFF
>THIS IS IT
>THIS IS WHERE WE MAKE OUR STAND
>LET'S BREAK IT D-

BLIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
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>>147178396
Queue with a stack that will protect you and create distractions for you.

Solo queuing as Mercy is just asking to get your ass raped over and over and over because no one on your team cares.
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>>147178396
don't get hit
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>>147178195
A shit Hanzo is probably still better than a shit Genji because at least his ult is designed for retards
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>>147178464
So he's a less useful Widowmaker who takes even less skill to use.
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>Winning a comp game
>Someone leaves
>End up losing
>Next game we are behind and someone leaves
>Manage to pull it back 5v6 until a second person leaves
>Absolutely stomp the next game until yet another person disconnects/leaves causing me to lose

Lost 5 games in the course of 2 hours because of people leaving, dropped 3 full levels because of it, the worst part being that 3 of those were easy wins and a 4th was another probable win. Why aren't games cancelled upon someone leaving? Why do the people who remain on the leavers team get a full loss and are punished for said person leaving?
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>>147176387
Why is it not just stopwatch or koth wtf
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>>147177125
>cummies

every single time
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>>147178474
for a second I thought this was gonna be about mei
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>playing as Junkrat
>I taunt the enemy team every time a trap or a mine kills someone.
>I always do it in character.
I can't be the only one, can I? Junkrat is just purely distilled fun, and it's infectious.
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>>147178396
Other than the obvious answer being "git gud" I suggest using your bigger allies as meatshields. They're called tanks for a reason.
>>
Finally got a bastion skin I actually like.

Is there any benefit to bursting with his sieged up gun or should I just go full auto?

Anything more to it than relocating every now and then? What is the best thing to do against Genji and his deflect? Can I just ignore the cyber ninja completely?
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>>147178519
Half the Windowlicker mains switched to Hanzo after her nerf for this exact reason
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>>147177956
You don't
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How good is rank 60?
>>
>>147178667
turns out it's pretttty good
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literally tracer
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>>147178607
THIS
GET BEHIND THE FUCKING RECTANGLE YOU RETARDS
IF IT WERE MEANT TO PROTECT JUST ME, IT WOULDN'T BE SO DAMN BIG
>>
Real talk:

For whatever reason I tend to win Roadhog duels when I get hooked first

Is it literally best to just get hooked so you can rehook after?

Whenever I hook a Hog first I seem to have worse odds
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>>147178667
Everything under 70 is shit.
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>>147178582
I usually try to avoid taunting the enemy team since its usually met with instant karma. Usually in the form of Hanzo's lucky logs.
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>>147178793
Yes.
Whoever hooks first, loses out on a shotgun blast.
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>>147178104
>>147178153
>>147178201
Git gud and kill her you shitters.
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>>147178798
>literally less than 250 people have rank 70+ in a game of 30 million or whatever
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Who is the best waifu and why is it mercy?
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>7-3 in placements

>rank 54

Kill me
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>>147178194

Just do the math. m1 shoots two rounds per second, dealing 70 to 140 damage per bullet. m2 has the potential of doing 270 damage if all rounds hit. Fan the hammer needs one second to fire off all six rounds.

>Two headshots with m1 is 280 damage
>You need a headshot and a bodyshot to kill anyone with 200 hp (or three bodyshots)
>You don't need to reload after firing off two m1 shots.
>m1 is more precise

The only reason you want to use fth is that there's a Lucio with 30 hp dicking around outside your melee range and your aim with m1 is shit so you'd rather spray and pray. I personally recommend using m1+melee as your all purpose finisher though.
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>>147178608
If Genji is running straight at you, ur a dead man unless someone on your team helps you. You are slower and cannot harm him.
If Genji is focusing someone else then just wait for his deflection to be over and murder him.
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>>147178793

If you hold down fire you always get first action when hooking someone, it goes like this

>Enemy hooks you, shoots
>You get a return shot on him
>You hook the enemy, shoot him
>He dies thus not getting a return shot

Obviously a third party can throw off the encounter but if it's a 1v1 you want to hook second. You can do the ultra combo that would be Right click > Hook > Left click and try for a 1shot that way.
>>
Mercy mains have no business discussing balance.
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>>147178701
She needs predict what her enemies are going to say desu.
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Why do sniper players refuse to change to a more helpful hero when the team is losing?

Why are they so stubborn?
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>>147178853
But it's too damn fun to just be going along, seeing your trap trigger and seeing you killed a Mercy because she decided to run for a health pack.
I can't help but say things like "Watch your step!" to them.
>>
Did they fix ranked yet?
>>
When 1v1'ng a fellow Rein, and avoiding each other's charge is impossible, is it better to pin him first, let him pin you first, or charge each other simultaneously?
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>>147179042
They know it's shit but they're waiting til August
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>>147177734
I'll complain all about about my useless team when they are dead set the worst people to have ever turned on a computer, which is incredibly surprising itself once you see how these people operate.
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>>147178134
>>147178089
>>147178060
>tfw mom had me at 16
im not even black
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>>147178931

Is unsieging ever a decent idea? You deal less damage so you shouldn't be able to kill yourself.
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>want to play someone other than mercy or lucio in comp
>no one else ever wants to play healer even when i ask

I just want to have fun sometimes too.
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>>147179079
if he charges, counter charge and knockeach other down to avoid dying and him ulting your team
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>>147178701
not at all my man
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>>147178985
Why does this game have a sniper class in the first place, let alone TWO of the useless cunts.
>>
>>147178985
Because
>I TOOK OUT THAT BASTION FOR YOU
>I NEVER MISS
>THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SNIPERS
Take note, I have seen snipers on my team ten feet away from the point REFUSE to jump on it and contest after the rest of our team got wiped, and when we're fifteen feet away from getting on the point.
Had they just fucking got on the point for three seconds, we could have pushed the other team off.
GET ON THE FUCKING POINT YOU RETARDS
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>>147179186

>He doesn't main support

You have no clue what fun is
>>
>>147177734
>try to lead team
>no one listens and team is dead silent the entire match

Mic use should be required for comp
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>>147178985
I just got done with a lovely match where we had five Snipers and no Medic. This imbalance needs to be put to rest, and desperate problems such as this call for desperate solutions.

I propose that, if you pick Sniper when there are already at least two on your team and no Medics, Valve will trace your IP and send you to a concentration camp. As Valve's hired muscle drags them into the prison, they'll beg for mercy, saying "I have my rights! You can't do this! I don't want to go to your camp!" The guards will look at them, their eyes void of emotion, and respond simply.

"If you really hated camps, you wouldn't pick Sniper."

Within the camp, the Snipers will be gathered into a giant building, crammed together like sardines. Each of them will be given a computer with TF2, and told to pick a class. If any of them pick Sniper, they'll be picked up by the guard and placed up front, where all the other prisoners can see them. The guard pulls something from behind his back. The prisoners recognize it immediately, as they all use it themselves. It's the Tribalman's Shiv.

The guard strikes the prisoner with it. The blade's serrated edges cut open the prisoner's skin. They strike him again. The guard pulls out Jarate and throws it at the prisoner, letting the broken glass and urine seep into the open wounds.

1/2
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>>147179143
Chasing people down and repositioning, a dead Bastion is a Bastion the enemy team knows the location of. Mix it up and one day you might get into the highly valued position behind the enemy team.
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>>147177942
>mom had me at 23
>there's a picture where she's in a bikini (being skinny) looking exactly like me
>I'm male
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SOME SHITTER JUST SAID ZARYA HAS A HIGH SKILL CAP.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH/
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>>147179347
>Valve
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>>147179347
lol okay Reaper
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>>147179347
"Take him to the infirmary," the guard will say. The defiant prisoner is dragged away. The guard turns to the crowd. "Now, which class would be most helpful at the moment?" he asks.

In the infirmary, the prisoners who still picked Sniper lay completely ignored by the world around them. They are not fed, nor given water. If they must go to the bathroom, they will do it in their bed, forced to lie in their own Jarate. With their recent injuries left untreated, the prisoners will soon develop diseases. Their limbs will become gangrenous and require amputation.

Eventually, when their spirits have been completely broken, and they beg for the sweet release of death, the lights in the infirmary will go out. The prisoner can't see, but he can distinctly hear the footsteps of three men approaching him.

"Oh, thank God!" he pleads with the last of his strength, malnutrition having almost completely taken him. "I'm...so sick. I need a doctor. You're all doctors, right?"

The three figures lean in closer to the prisoner, and as he makes out their faces, horror overtakes him. These aren't medics. These three faces are all exactly the same. A face he knows well.

"Sorry, mate. Only me," the Sniper says. The three Snipers ready their rifles, all pointing at the prisoner's disfigured mess of a head. A brilliant loud noise fills the room, and the prisoner is finally liberated from his hell, having paid the ultimate price for his hatred of teamwork. The Snipers smirk, feeling no remorse for his passing.

"Thanks for standing still, wanker."

2/2
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Hanzo ...... is pretty good
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>>147179424
>>147179347
hidden
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>>147172791
>>147176372
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i'm currently playing with somebody who's claiming that genji is literally the best character in the game
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>>147179412
It's Tf2 pasta. We need an Overwatch version desu.
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>>147179402

Maybe you shouldn't wear a bikini, anon.
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>>147178985
Sniper classes attract a very specific type of personality.
And it is not one that gives a shit about the rest of the team.
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>say "we're losing because we have double junkrat" after one of them complains
>he goes insane with rage
>tries to tell me im bad
>check his stats
>45
>i placed 64
>triple gold and outdamage him as zarya next round
>mfw

why do low rank babs not realize they should just not talk when adults are in game
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>>147179403
Relatively, yes, since you need some awareness to get great shields and tank the maximum amount of damage, and that's hard against teams that aren't retarded
but outside of that, not a single character in the game has a high skill cap really, the game is really simplistic
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>>147178896
NA alone has over 200 people with 70+.
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>>147179494
He's pretty damn strong right now.
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>>147178985
Sniper is exclusively played by lonely edgelords who don't want to be part of teamwork and think racking up kills is the best way to win an objective-based shooter.

Shit even Reaper mains, who play a character tailor-made for the lone wolf play style, will get on the point when they need to.
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>>147179654
>NA
>70+
pick one.
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>>147179042
You mean KOTH? Yes.
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>>147179620
Kill yourself anon
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Name one flaw
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>>147179603
Fuck you, I wear what I want!

Made me chuckle, faggot.
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>>147179680
What happened? Price drop? They fixed the UI?

Porn?
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>>147177734
>gold medal elimination as tank in comp
ye totally my fault
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>>147179402
Are you implying that your mom's masculine, or that you're feminine?
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>gotcha moments with helix rockets on tracers that disappear behind walls
good feel

can you gain two ranks in competitive from one game?
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>>147179759
you first no rank :)
>>147179771
boring as fuck
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>>147179680
Why is it so satisfying to see it fail?
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>>147179714
What are you trying to say? I don't understand.
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>>147179771
ugly shoes
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>>147179837
I'll leave that to your imagination.
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>>147179771

hes not a cute girl
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>match to a 71 with his stack of 66+
>my team, me being highest 57 and others are 52 to 56
AHAHA O WOW QUALITY MATCHMAKING BLIZZARD
stacks were spamming tracers while my stack were spamming soldiers, managed to force a sudden death but still lost because we are of defend.
THIS JUST FUCKING HAPPENED
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>>147179815
delete your life
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>>147179849
Because they were so cocky about the game at first
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>play tank/healer
>don't get shit for wins unless your team was terrible and let you get medals for damage and elims
Why is this allowed?
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>>147179845

You can certainly lose two ranks at least!
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>>147179027
Kind of gets repetitive and dangerous if you taunt them every time, since all it takes is a few seconds for someone to kill you mid typing or taunting, but I feel ya. Its especially hard to avoid taunting someone such as when the enemy Hanzo keeps falling into my trap and dying every time since he's too busy spamming arrows to look around his feet. It takes alot of self restraint to avoid saying something along the lines of "Don't ya see the bloody bear traps?"

I try to save it for more special occasions like near the end of round when the enemy tracer gets caught in my trap just outside of the point so she can't contest it and saying the "Happy Birthday" voice line after I blow her up.
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>>147180010
Sick burn.
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>>147178907
If by waifu you mean Aryan goddess who gets dicked on the newest video on BLACKED.com
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>>147180085
ouch
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>>147179975
r-rank doesnt = skill!
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>>147180120

B L A C K E D
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>play solo
>have teams who pick shit like zynetta and never change no matter what
>always late on their ults
>lose

epic, could've had a lucio or something useful but no
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>>147179347
>>147179424
this pasta seems a little stale
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>>147179849
At least we're not Anthony Burch
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>>147180109
just stop complaining and stop behind an useless waste of space, just deal with it, is this your first multiplayer game ?
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>>147179975

I love we can see each others ranks now. It lets us know that yes, matchmaking has been fucking us over in QM.
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>>147180146
no its levels that aren't skill
this meme is as forced as 50/50
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HEY REMEMBER THAT 30 MINUTE GAME YOU WERE JUST PLAYING

REMEMBER HOW HARD IT WAS

YOU KNOW THE ENEMY TEAM KEPT GOING INTO OVERTIME BUT YOUR TEAM WOULD ALWAYS HAVE AT LEAST ONE PERSON ON THE CART SO YOU GUYS COULD TIE UP

REMEMBER HOW INTENSE THAT WAS

WELL

HERE'S A COIN FLIP YOU FUCKING MORON
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>>147178732
>"It's high noon"
>entire team is behind me
>throw up me shield
>laugh at the McCree wasting his ult
>tfw the Genji on my team runs in front of me & dies
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>Picked up the game yesterday.
>Try Roadhog.
>Do pretty good, get PoTG first match ever.
>This keeps up.
>Keep playing Roadhog.
>No one ever else wants to play a tank.
>As soon as I leave, everyone cries for me to go back to Roadhog.
>Unable to play anything else but Roadhog, or else we'll lose.


I guess this is my life now.
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name ONE t
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>>147180087
One time I couldn't help myself, I got play of the game and it started with a genji getting caught in my trap just behind me, I turned around and he just looked at me when I shot him.
I just typed into chat "Don't move!"
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>>147180195
ok
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>>147179847
Charging into an enemy team and having the ability to change the game with the press of a button is not boring.
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Is it possible to include symbol in the name? Will it show up in the game?
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>>147179849
Because Randy Pitchford is a piece of shit
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>>147179482
Those fucking black lines around her blush marks piss me the fuck off. This overly kawaii uguu style can be done well but these fucking clams on her face are triggering me. I want to rip her cheeks off.
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>>147180192
>freckles
>blue eyes
abomination
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Dva
>ult goes through all shields (even zarya's)

McCree
>FtH can now animation cancel m1 and flashbang

Mei
>increase heal rate in ice by 25%

Zen
>50 hp, armor, and shield

Armor under shield no longer applies to the shield (small zarya nerf)
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>>147180310
earl grey

>>147179680
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How do you defend Volskaya

every match I get we always get sudden death
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>>147180329
wow they don't even show up on 4chin
the ascii star symbol
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>>147180353
>Armor under shield no longer applies to the shield
it already doesn't
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>>147179628
correcto

>>147179682
incorrecto
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>>147180192
The rules are
>Dark skin - White features, exotic, attractive
>White skin or any skin w/ - Black features, gene fuck up. uguu~ly desy
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>>147180208
I'm not even the guy you first replied to brah.
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>>147180435
defend the chokepoint entrance to b
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>>147180335

I get where you're coming from
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>>147180294
>my team needs a tank
>don't feel like playing Reinhardt or Zarya
>go Roadhog
>suck at it, think Roadhog is shit and no fun
>try again later on
>git gud with the hook
>become the One-Man Apocalypse
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>>147180353
>Armor under shield no longer applies to the shield
I don't understand what you're talking about.
You're saying that armor doesn't decrease damage done to shields? Because It never has...
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>>147180435
defend the choke, abandon the spot if you get wiped, don't run in one by one trying to defend it
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>>147180547
according to who? blue eyes white negron looks stupid, and vice versa since most art of that type doesn't look like an actual mixed race but someone hitting random in a character creator
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I've come to the conclusion that group of 3 is even worse than solo q. Group of 4 is better by far though
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Is it me or is the hit detection UI not working properly? I some times get hit but nothing shows on my screen, I just realize I was hit when I look to my HP
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>>147180659
it used to unless they fixed it
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>>147180659
I think he's talking about how it stacks. If you have 50 shield and 25 armor the 50 shield has armor effects applied to it effectively giving you 75 armor.
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>>147180783
>>
>Join a game
>There's already a Mercy locked in
>I haven't played anything besides Mercy forever
>Decide to just give 76 a try
>Die 5 times in a row for no kills
>Leave game and re-queue

W-well, at least I learned my lesson...
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>>147180783
does he check all the generals on vg too?
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>>147180873
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>>147180874
You did the wrong thing, you have to push yourself to improve. Being a mediocre healslut in all your games isn't improving
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>>147180926
unlike /co/ and /v/, other boards actually have competent mods
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>>147180783
DELETE THIS
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>>147180871
>>147180776
well that sounds more like a bug rather than any kind of rebalancing.
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>>147180783
delete this please
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>>147180874
>can't even play cod guy

mercy main, not even once
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>>147180873
>ufo catcher for bringing in waifus
>sniffing pantsu for 300hp
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>>147181039
Ok
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>>147180783
n-nice
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>>147176824
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>don't want to use mic
>Quickplay is full of retards
>Comp is too stressful

This was so much better when the good players were mixed in with shitters
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>>147180873
is that ufo catcher based on an actual thing?
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>>147181058
It's been known for a while now. It makes shield users bulkier when Tor is around and it's great with a Tor/Sym buff combo currently. I always figured it was just an intentional quirk.
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NEW THREAD
F
>>147180809
>>147180809
>>147180809
>
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>tfw too afraid to pick heroes i'm supbar with in competitive
>tfw i won't ever get better with them this way
>tfw quickplay feels meaningless because muh golden guns

What to do boys?
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>>147181219
Half a bottle of Jack, and you're good to go.
Seriously, the only time I actually play the game is furring the weekends when I'm drunk.
Makes the game actually fun.
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>>147180783
>Thought that was a kitten widowmaker at first
>Terribly wrong
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Are there guaranteed new skins coming soon or should I just use my currency
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>>147172547
Who is mcree?
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>>147175841
Riverboat
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HA HA LETS F IT UP
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>>147181219
>/owg/ before comp
"Comp will fix everything!"
>/owg/ after comp
"Comp has broken everything!"

like pottery
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>>147181272
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>>147181353
Gee I dunno let me ask the wizard.
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>>147181272
You think you're some hot shit, do you?
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>>147181253
It's probably just in the code that if you have armor, you take the reduced damage until the armor is gone.

It doesn't really make sense to me that the shield, something that would take the brunt of an attack before it got to armor, would some how get armor's benefits.
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>>147181314
>Pick anything that isn't S-tier
>Four gold medals
>Guy who shitpicked blames me for losing and talks shit all game
I just started reporting these people, it's not about hurt feelings but rather people needing to learn to control themselves instead of just being obnoxious twat
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>>147181353
Pretty sure there will be. Especially if we get Sombra soon since I'm pretty sure there will be plenty of stuff for her.
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>>147181314
seize wasting your time with video games and pursue a cure for autism so one day you may stop giving a fuck about shit nobody gives a fuck about
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>>147181346
ahah yeah same, I only play high, vape on !
>>
play dota 2
>team buying dumbshit
>team doing dumbshit

>play SFV
>opponent doing dumb shit
>i lose to it
>game lags
>have to play in lag

play overwatch
>bored out of my mind
>hanzo doing hanzo things

i think im just too old for games
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>>147172547
Who is Reinhardt. You people act like you've never played
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>>147181058
if you have any armor, damage you take is reduced

since you have to take down zarya's shield first to destroy torb armor you're effectively giving her 275 regenerating armor
>>
>>147181353
Blizzard has said that new skins will be coming "In the Summer"
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>friends think they're hot shit
>get placed sub 50 getting btfo
>they only play qm now

I love this game
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>>147181346
>furring the weekends
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>tfw your favorite streamers all having a good time in overwatch when their main games make them boring as fuck
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>>147181417
When I see gifs like this, it reminds me how fat people just instantly makes anything they do completely humiliating or something to mock.

Imagine if the same gif was made with one of these guys instead of that fat guy. It wouldn't have nearly the same impact.
>>
>>147181496
UAV is completely useless and she'd be picked off within half a second of using her E. I will admit that's a really nice visual design, though.
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>>147172547
>76
>>
i wait 9 months for this fucking game and it's absolutely dogshit

why is there hard cc in an fps game
why is an fps game 20 tick
why the FUCK do heroes like genji get to exist
>>
>>147181449
Maybe shields aren't perfect and some shrapnel gets through them? I don't know. It seems weird that this has been in the game since beta if it's unintentional.
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>>147181637
nigga you are gay as fuck
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>>147181637
>It wouldn't have nearly the same impact.

Well, they weigh a lot less.
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mfw sniping pharah out of the sky with meicicle
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>>147181496
Top Cancer, another fucking sniper with these janky hitboxes XD

Jeffpls
>>
>get ranked at 66
>now 60

fuck me I literally lose 9/10 games and I always get 3-4 medals. I don't know what to do, solo queue is crazy...
>>
>>147181740
sorry, i forgot the big one
a fucking RESURRECT
>>
one shots shouldnt exist in this game
why is Roadhog allowed to have one?
>>
Is 55 a good skill rating?
>>
>Over 50% win rate in ranked
>Still going down ranks.

I'm sorry but this is fucked.
>>
>>147181637

Not because they are fat, imagine a white skinny beta guy doing so. It would be as ridicule

Those guys on yopur pic would aso be edgy meme mockable btw
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>>147181496
>another fucking sniper

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING BLIZZARD STOP IT
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what a great map
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Sudden death is absolute garbage and completely unbalanced. It's ridiculous that blizzard decide to add it to competitive mode.
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>>147181854
>getting solo queued with korean premades who don't speak english at all
>get carried

its pretty fun desu senpai
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Post yfw this starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPmJnVQ2JZE
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>>147178396
>zen
You don't. That's why he's shit. Maybe you're a significantly better shot and can kill your assailant with a series of headshots before they can kill you, but you're pretty much boned if anyone decides that they want you dead.

>mercy
Fly to a teammate way the fuck away from the guy trying to murder you.
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>>147181904
1. This isn't official
2. The last thing we need is more "doing your job is existing" supports
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>>147181904
It's a fan concept, and she'll be a support sniper based on what we've seen.
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>>147181904
Hitboxes xD
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thanks for play testing ranked for me scrubs

see you losers in a month or so haha
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>>147181904
But it's perfect, now all those widow and hanzo mains are able to play support :^)
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>>147181748
well blizzard isn't what they used to be, maybe they can't figure out an if/than statement?
>>
>>147181875

should we get rid of widowmaker while we're at it?
>>
So has blizzard said anything about Zenyatta?
Seems like the general consensus is that he is shit and you have to have another support hero just to justify him on the team at all.

Fucking buff his heal rate and movement rate already, christ.
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Mother/Daughter best pair
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>>147181953
>Hanamura B
>Hollywood A
>Anubis B
>>
NEVERMORE OR PLAGUE DOCOTR?
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>>147181637
Me on the left

btw i main mercy
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>>147182104
Be thankful you've never played WoW, back in my day we had this class called Paladins...they were the shitty warriors who never healed. I'm sure the same will happen to this character, too many people thinking they're playing COD to do anything of value.
>>
>tfw keep climbing ranks playing solo Support
>someone will eventually ask me to swap Heroes and I'll be 100% completely fucking useless
>>
>>147182178
el blanco
>>
>>147182178
Mariachi
>>
>>147182178
Nevermore because Poe's poems pwn posers
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Can someone explain to me why the fuck is Pharah so silent? Seriously, her rockets makes no sound when exploding next to your, while she is flying you can barely hear it. Just fix this shitty hero already
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Why do I keep playing this game when I hate everyone else who plays it?
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>>147182168
You forgot Volskaya B
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>>147182219
Good thing about playing support no one will ask you to switch because no one else wants to play support unless you're a symmetra on offense or a zenyatta
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>>147182219
>140ms
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>>147182305
her rockets should cause shell shock and the blast noise should deafen people
>>
I just started and I picked up Road Hog. Is there a reason his hook is so easy to land? I don't feel like it should be that easy
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>>147182345
how do you magically deal with ping?
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>>147182208
>Be thankful you've never played WoW

Anon, I...

I've played a lot of Holy Pala since wotlk.
>>
>>147182345
I live in England and play on the NA server. You will beg for 140 ping when you realise how terrible the EU (Russian) server is to play on.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FElmjlzdSSM&feature=youtu.be&t=129
>>
>tfw you're so bummed over losing for 3 hours straight that you can't even sleep
>tfw I have no face to even describe this feeling
>>
>>147182383
no, it shouldnt
it also shouldnt be on a 6 second cooldown
but Roadhog mains WILL defend it
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>>147182383
Its hitscan :^)
>>
how to have solo queue SUCCESS???
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>>147182424
idk i never go over 19

i found 60 to be unplayable
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>>147175416

https://youtu.be/8-gG6tR1guY
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how come punk is a popular style amonst the cast when this game takes place in 2076?
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>>147182331
I prefer playing support, but there's a decent amount of people who play it in my comp games. I get plenty of teams that want/are fine with double healer, so it's all good.
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>>147181803
I'm hoping I can at least spam healing darts into the faces of my allies like I did with the TF2 medic's crossbow bolts so they look like a living pincushion
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>>147182451
Wrong thread.
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>>147182305

The real problem with Pharah is ally jetpacks blasting at full volume from 50 feet away. That shit has caused the most unnecessary 180s from me out of anything.
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>>147182219
Gotta have backups man.

Easiest characters in the game (in no particular order):
Pharararara - Point click adventure hero
Soldier 70 dicks - No recoil, no spread, no skill required
Roodhoog - 50% hook accuracy --> top damage, silver in healing
or just convince your team you guys NEED double support and go lucio.

Ez picks ez wins.
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>>147182383
I can't hit shit with it. when I finally do hit them the hook literally swings them around behind cover, or gets stopped by something stupid like a light post.
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>>147182305
Sound design in this game is really poor unfortunately. Compare it to TF2, you could practically measure the distance of the gunfire and rockets by their sound alone. Overwatch? Not even close. Up close enemy fire is nowhere near as loud as it ought to be.
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>>147182219

Most teams i have seen are completely fine with two supports. I dont think you will have that problem unitl you get closer to 70
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>>147182525
you from the future, anon?
>>
>>147177313
>>147177257
>Just because they're below level 10 doesn't mean they can't compete with level 70+s!
Listen to yourself and reevaluate
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>>147181953
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im making a lobby to get some games in on Overwatch if anyone is down. add me on battle.neck Tr1p #1460
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>>147182425
Then you were not one of THOSE pallys. You are clean, my child!
>>
>those mercys that run around getting hit by junkrat grenades than bitch about "nobody protecting them"
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>>147182718
IS IT EU OR NA YOU NI GGER
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>>147182450
They should give the UK, and probably Ireland since they speak English, its own servers. Maybe the Brexit will persuade them.
>>
So I seem to only be able to win a game as mercy. How do I get good at other hero's like tracer or reaper
>>
Question, why do so many people use low DPI with higher ingame sense? Isn't higher DPI with lower ingame sense better?
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> when the hammer down strikes just right
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Holy shit the battleborn general isn't even up right now.
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it's a crime that the only girl who supposedly has big tits is covered up by a huge parka
>>
SOMBRA WHEN?
WHERES MI HIJA
>>
>>147182829
at least learn how to play Lucio too, then you can expand from there

>>147182865
its been gone for months
>>
>>147182305
The fuck? I can hear a Pharah almost anywhere on the map from the well in Illios
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>>147182831
No
High dpi is a meme invented by marketing jews
Low dpi is objectively superior, especially with this game's god awful sensitivity settings
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>>147182792
>get flanked by genji 10 times in a row
>try to fight him off with pistol
>it's genji
>team no help
>start to run in front of team shooting pistol and getting hit by junkrat grenades
>wtf this mercy sucks
>mfw
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>>147182902
The swimsuit skin is inevitable, brother.
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Carefree or Ready for Battle? First response decides, I never will otherwise.
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>>147176387
>attackers advantage
laughing_reinhardt_bastion_mercy_squad.png
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>>147182818
As much as I would like UK only servers, it does amuse me that Americans, after all these years of online gaming, are still a bit taken aback by having an Englishman in their game when they hear me calling out stuff.
>>
>competitive
>still 20 tick babby garbage
>still double pick allowed
>you win, you get a point
>you lose, you lose a point
>"skill" is based off 10 random matches
>still no concrete teamplay mechanic

Oh, oh god, they fucked up. This is embarassing.
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>>147182753
I know what you speak of though, and I got the point you were trying to make. We had a '''dps''' paladin in our casual-friendly raid team.

>always forgot to turn off righteous fury
>always dead last on the dps meter
>never bubbled or self-healed
>always died to stupid shit, begging for combat resses followed up with dying again
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>>147182969
Can you explain why? I understand that 3k+ DPI is kind of retarded but is something like 1600 really objectively worse than 400/800?
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>>147183012

carefree
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>>147182208
Paladins weren't healers in D&D and similar games, that was the Cleric. It's Blizzard's own fault for false advertising with the name and for having two trees for tanking and dps. Granted if they kept playing Paladin after finding out their true role in Vanilla it was their fault.
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>>147181637

that is so badly photoshopped
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>>147182305
>not using headphones with Dolby Atmos®
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>>147182502
And shitters WILL complain about it :^)
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>>147183012
CARE
FREE
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>>147183064
Well, 1600 is not THAT bad.
But higher DPI generally causes slight "jitter" in the input, so any tiny miniscule movement you do will move your crosshair, so lower dpi is better for precision
>>
Just got my first 5 man rez, how do I save it?
>>
It's too easy to get Mercy potg now. In beta it was impossible but they overtuned it.
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>>147183065
>>147183127
Well then, Carefree it is.
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>tfw comp has transformed me into a Reinhardt main
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>>147182969
i believe it's a marketing scam because I CAN'T FUCKING MOVE WINDOWS TO MY SECOND MONITOR ON W10 WITH ANYTHING LOWER THAN 1600 DPI
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So why did Blizzard make him Brazilian when he's obviously from Canada?
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I'M SICK OF ALL THESE ZARYA'S JUST DOMINATING BECAUSE OF HOW BROKEN THAT HERO IS.


HOLY FUCK.
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>>147172548
>egptian goddess gf

you dont want a egyptian anything. pharah is supremely oversexulaized to the higest degree. not a single egyptian women looks like her, let alone as good as her, in rl. sry m8
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>>147182583
>Sound design in this game is really poor unfortunately.

Biggest crock of shit I've ever heard. Sound design in this game has more work put into than most devs put into their entire games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60P0hzTTJ4Q
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>>147183036
There is literally nothing wrong with double pick.
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I play Mercy and I CONSISTENTLY get gold in healing and eliminations.

That's right, gold elims as Mercy. Sometimes even gold damage and objective time. I swap between beam and gun so well you don't even know what to do. It makes me so mad getting gold in damage as a support, you shutters need to do better please.

*mic drop*
>>
>>147183263
can you even get to level 25 with so few hours played
>>
>>147183064
Oh and the reason low dpi is better with the sensitivity settings in this game is because it's just a slider with 1 2 3 etc, which means that with higher dpi you get less options on the slider

meanwhile in games like CS you can put your sensitivty to 2.3598239522 if you'd like, so you can have exact same sens regardless of dpi
>>
>Someone sends you friend invite
>Freak out and close the game
tfw
>>
>>147183327
Unless said double pick is Zarya then it's kind of frustrating to play against if the Zarya players are good, and your team refuses to pick Widowmaker
>>
>>147183295
How the fuck did zarya suddenly become so popular?
>>
>>147183387
It's probably his ranked play time.
>>
>>147183295

she is perfectly balanced tho.
>>
tfw group of friends is worse at the game than randoms
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>>147183270
>my inability to use a computer is proof of a conspiracy
lel
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Post YFW you're carrying your team as a DPS character and ask if you can get another tank besides D.va in the lineup and someone responds with the obligatory "you can change if you want to" line without realizing they're literally dead weight
>>
>>147183432
people looked past her design and saw she's ridiculously good

shitters on /owg/ will say "j-just dont shoot her shield!" but only bad Zaryas preemptively activate their shield before they get shot at
>>
>>147183323

pharah is way too silent, her rockets as well as her flight
>>
>>147183461
No she deals way too much damage and is fucking a pain in the ass to kill.

Lets not start on that stupid ult either.
>>
>>147183305
Nigger do you even instagram or twitter? I see qt kebab girls on there all the time.

>>147183295
Maybe you and your bad teams should stop shooting her shields for their 2 second durations.
>>
>>147183329
if that's happening consistently that means you're playing with shitters
if you're always playing with shitters you're one yourself
>>
>>147172437
Can someone explain this meme to me

You're not all fucking normies who just started using the spongegar reaction pic? right?
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>>147183432
everyones favorite strat became "spam the choke"
zarya gets free dps for eating spam
shitters are unable to stop holding m1
enemy teams zarya: 75% average energy
>WOW SHES SO FUCKINGB ORKEN I CANT EVEN 1v1 AS GENJI
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>6 gold medals as papi 76
>no votes
dicks
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>>147183529
Her damage is bugged atm so she's dealing more than she should be. That's garenteed to get fixed and then hopefully she'll get nerfs aswell,.
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>>147182164
Family is best.
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>>147182829
>Tracer
Map awareness, twitch reflexes, combat awareness, the ability to predict enemy movements and general awareness.

>Reaper
Map awareness, knowing when you push and when to wraithform out, combat awareness, keeping track of all enemy health, general awareness.
>>
>>147183604

>Six gold medals

You what senpai?
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>>147183305
>pharah is supremely oversexualized
>Literally fully covered in body armor and rarely shows her face

go back to tumblr pls
>>
>>147183529

she litterally deals zero damage with 0 charge. her damage only gets high when at max charge and she has to keep it up constantly which is very hard to do. try playing her u neophyte.
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>>147183461

too strong, too much damage for such a tanky character
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>>147183223
Good choice
>>147183270
>not having a mouse with multiple DPI settings that you can adjust
>>
>>147183580
It's just a cancerous way of shutting down people talking about the game

It killed the league and dota generals because all they want are shitposting and waifus
>>
>>147183323
The problem is that they don't account for distance in this game, or not as much as they should.
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>>147183580
>accuses other people of being normies
>needs a meme explained to him
>>
So when can we play competitive again?
>>
>>147183698
uh, i do, which is how i know
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>>147183580

You know that shit has been around for years right? Its a parody of the Gamestop spaghetti meme.

Unfortunately 9gag appears to be the only pic I can find
>>
>place trap as junkrat
>"the hunter lays a trap for his prey"

i love him already
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"Just dont shoot her shield!" is the dankest meme on /owg/

prove me wrong
>>
What can I use to make game footage webms or screencaps for oc?
>>
>>147183628
>bugged
>nerfs


so many retards dont know how her charge works lol...
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>>147183643
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>>147183810

Also would like to know, just got a 5 man rez I want to save for jerking off to
>>
>>147183814
her damage is legitimately bugged you fucking retard, look up "Zarya snapshot"
>>
>>147183676

im talking about her face you retard. no Egyptian has the face she has. use common sense before making yourself look stupid next time.
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>>147183814
She actually is bugged you moron. There's a bug with her maximum charge where if you hit someone with it at top charge its snapshots the damage and you will continue hitting them for that damage until you lose all charge or they die.
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>IT'S A FUCKING LEGENDA-
>D.Va Junker
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>>147183817
>>
>>147183814
They're talking about her alt fire snapshotting. If you hit someone with your alt fire at 100% and then again after it drops it'll still register as 100%.
>>
>>147179186
are you fuckin serious dude lucio is the only fun healer there has ever been in vidya
>>
new
>>147181559
>>
What role should I play for ranked to get a good rating? I'm on PS4 and will be playing when I get home. I heard support gives you a terrible ranked stat? Should I just play offensive for my placements? I don't main anyone and will play as almost anyone besides Hanzo.
>>
>>147183676

are you retarded? she has a skin that shows her face 100% of the time guy.
>>
Here's how to nerf zarya without making her shit

Double the damage application of Zarya's m1 (half damage double rof). Not only does it make the beam feel better to use but it'll also make Zarya worse vs shields.

Thoughts?

Also fix her bugged m2 damage
>>
does anyone remotely competent want to play a tank or support with me on EU
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>>147183936
>Complains that no Egyptian women look like a fictional video game character.
>Calls someone else retarded.
>>
>Nerf Zarya she does too much damage
>*continues shooting shields*

DOUBLE Zarya is fairly frustrating to deal with but that's because hero stacking in general breaks the game. Zarya herself is fine as she is now, you just have to not be a trench tier player who shoots shields willingly and actually plays something that does well against her.
>>
zarya
>has "win the game" as her ult
>can beat any hero 1v1
>can completely shut down ults or plays with barriers
>gets even STRONGER for doing so then suddenly starts doing the most damage in the entire game despite being a tank
>her barriers literally have less cooldown than widow's fucking hook despite being the best abilities in the entire game
>this is alright
>>
>>147184062

I played support and got 56
>>
>blizzard intentionally made zarya russian since she fucks with your game so much

its like im play cs:go again
>>
>>147184118

if she doesnt look Egyptian then she should be called "Egyptian" you autist.

she doesnt even function as a stereotype.
>>
>>147183936
There are but they aren't brown. They're more pale and can have green or blue eyes. You either get white-ish / Mediterranean or butterface and brown.
>>
>>147184142
Her ult is counterable by a number of heroes.
She can't beat anyone competent 1v1.
While she can stop ults with bubbles, that's the fault of people ulting when she's got them available.
She doesn't do the most damage, by a long way.
Her bubbles are breakable, avoidable and baitable. They are also the key part of her kit, unlike Widows hook.

Git gud.
>>
Has the competitive glitch been fixed yet?
>>
>>147184483
koth yes. Wallclimbers crashing games I don't think so
>>
>>147184483
what is the comp glitch?
>>
>>147178985
Snipers, in order to be useful, have to be extremely good. As a sniper, you're basically saying that you're so good that you can make up the fact that you're not going to be on the point/payload at all with kills. If you're not killing people in droves, for any reason, then you would be better suited sitting on the point with your team.

I immediately respect any sniper that has the situational awareness to try and contest the objective when it's absolutely necessary of them. However that almost never ever happens
>>
>Been practicing aiming on mccree for weeks
>Got pretty decent
>Decide to try out widow now my aim is better
>Completely carry first game and get 10commends at the end

God damn, this hero might be cancer I know. But fuck that felt good.

Now the question is do i main her.
>>
>>147184567
So the skill level thing is working according to design then? It's just the people crashing the game or w/e
>>
>>147183323
>If Pharah isn't using Justice raAAAGH you don't even know she's hovering around by the sound
>Until they quietly patched it you had to be up Widowmaker's ass to hear her ulti-call out if she was on the enemy team
>Shooting noises are stupidly quiet unless they're in your face
>Some ultis sound like the person is in your ear despite being half-way across the map.
And so on.
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>get home from work/school
>See this on your lawn
What do?
>>
>>147185196
call the police because someone left some trash in my lawn
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>>147175841
Hanzo's Young Master
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>>147183278
Lol, the hockey skin was most likely based on P.K Suban and he just got traded from the Montreal Canadians to Nashville seriously though he should be Jamaican, there's nothing more Jamaican then speaker braids
>>
competitive up on console. torbjorn hasnt been nerfed yet. yeahhh i'm gonna wait to do my placements
>>
What is it that drives shitty players to play Hanzo? It's always the lowest ranked guy who picks him and never communicates, is it just the 12 year old in people who want to be cool guy with bow?
>>
>>147185196
shoot it before dad gets home because he was in the korean war
>>
>>147186057
I play Hanzo because I have good aim honestly and nobody is ever able to get me. I always instahit them.. heh, I guess it's thanks to my superior reflexes. I play Tracer too, I can't be hooked by roadhogs and I always do triples with my ult... :)
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>>147185196
AHH! TINY IMP CHILD!
>>
Competitive is making me want to bash my skull in.
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>>147186871
record if you do
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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who think that noire is better than huntress
>>
>>147187362
Widowmaker is a shit character for shit players. Hanzo too. Just pick 76 you retards!!!
>>
>>147185196
>I live in Hanamura

just walk down the street in the arcade and go win another fucking pachimari
>>
>>147177125
>atheismo
oh dear
>>
>>147187621
no that's the thing, you don't live in hanamura there's just a fucking japanese temple and cherry blossom orchard on your lawn now
>>
>>147178910

Literally me. I'm up at 61/62 purgatory due to shitters going 3 tracer on D.
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