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shit op shit general edition
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die cosmo
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>>147160157
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>>147161075
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Hey guys witwix here what should I tweet? Here's to another great thread!
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>>147161419
"die cosmo"
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>590 posts early
elin

simplee elin
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why does sgdq get all this publicity? i mean all these websites promote it, cbs is going to promote it tonight, everyone talks about it. why doesn't other charity fundraisers get that level of promotion? gdqs are supposedly "not for profit" just like esa, nasa, etc. so why doesn't gdqs help promote those events too?
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>>147162993
Elin what happened to your thighs? I don't think you should lose that much weight.
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>>147163659
what do you mean? they're still so thick
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guys, i'm scared. first mike uyama got sick and still hasn't recovered. now look at cool matty. i don't think he is going to last very much longer. someone get him some help!
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>>147164836
>those calves
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>>147164836
Damn, what is up with those shoes? Are they for eggplant correction?
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who's that qt on l2b's stream
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>bboy quits sms for the 1:15 because hes a bitch, meanwhile the better player, diddeh is going for the 1:15
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>>147164836
it looks like half his body is decaying
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Oh shit waddup
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>>147163040
Because AGDQ takes place in america and it's far easier to get money from white guilt libtards in there.
Bonus points for getting worldwide donations for a US-based charity.
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>>147163991
She looks like a child now...
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>>147166480
I think they're diabetic shoes?
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The Muscular Medi
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So let me get this straight. A guy jokes about killing people last year and he gets perma banned and his twitch shut down, but GDQ staff tweet these foreshadowing pictures:

https://twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/748510728022155267
https://twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/748949968359043073
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HYPE
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i want to FUCK licensetobill
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>>147169983
>sumichu shilling k-shit

I'm not surprised.
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>>147170172
HYPE on HYPE
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>>147169861
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hey soe please archive your broadcasts again
-sincerely your biggest fan
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>>147173969
his name is dildo dennis
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>>147173969
his name is liquidxsquid
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>>147173969
his name is robert paulson
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>>147173969
his name is medievil
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>>147173969
his name is narcissa wright
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he tried to warn us
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ded doggy general
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>>147175132
is that Narcissa "Cosmon" Wright?
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>>147175261
someone do one of these with current year cosmo and medievil
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>>147174173
id dildo his dennis if you know what i mean
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requesting a comfy mid-afternoon speedstream
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comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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Stream or watch anime?
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>>147176623
what game?
what anime?
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>>147175487
here's one
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>>147176801
unfuckingreal
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>>147175861
your hair goes well with your outfit, anime
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>>147175861
sorry anime, no streams until 2017
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>>147158542
It's sad to know memes like this will never happen again since GDQ LLC bans anyone and everyone except the runner from being on the camera. And anyone with a disability is banned from being on camera. Just like the cripple guy got AGDQ 2016.
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>>147166480
Oh man. Something Artistic gets me every time. Why did they choose a sponsor that is easily confused with autism?
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>>147178348
>>147178540
thanks for the late responses!
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>>147178348
>anyone with a disability is banned from being on camera.
wait, what?
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what's the real reason sgdq banned flash photography?
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>>147179660
bright light might cause seizure
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[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
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*distant bone laugh heard below it all*
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A stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh
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>>147180518
he needs to hurry up and kill himself. i had a bet that he would be dead by the end of sgdq and i don't want to lose that bet.
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>>147180518
Literally what Cobain would be if he was a tranny freak.
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>>147180212
Pink under blue symbolizing gender dysphoria, yet the middle is white.

What could it mean?
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>>147180212
>transgendered survivor
What? Being a tranny is literally rape now?
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>>147180518
why did you delete?
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>>147181501
shut up, she's really brave
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>>147181918
>she
stfu fucktard
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Is cosmo back yet?
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beezy here reminding you who runs this shit
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Ayyo b4 yall new NEW niggas 4get ya roots... I just gotta remind yall of a lil fact...

Cran done change da muhphuqqin game, yo
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>>147182517
that's a lot of greyhounds
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>>147181501
of course
what do you think cosmo meant by being sexually harassed at AGDQ
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()()()()() BLAST FROM THE PAST ()()()()()

!piebux

()()()()() BLAST FROM THE PAST ()()()()()
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>>147183172
why did you spoiler?
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>>147181359
cultural marxism
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>>147183394
Good question! Would anyone like to answer?
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>>147183172
*cheers you on with all my bits*
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Does anyone speedrun food now?
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>>147188007
witwix
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our boy brobuzz exposed the entire hotline community
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>>147188007
has big jon realized social eating is a thing now?
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post non-medievil posts
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July is the last month the people of the speedrun community have to endure the current state of affairs. Once August 1st arrives the HUGE announcement will completely change speedrunning and the community surrounding it.

Be Prepared.
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>>147188913
hes got it in the works as a joke stream
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>winwaker literally censored
lmao
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>>147188007
>now

bandwagoning faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KZhy4hsQBU
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This is the last thread the people of the speedrun community have to endure. Once August 1st arrives the HUGE announcement will completely change speedrunning and the community surrounding it.

Be Prepared.
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>>147190913
dang dude screencapped!!!
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>>147190475
haha, yeah a joke, it's not like he's a fat fetishist, haha
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>>147191406
haha
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>I'm a transgender girl who goes by ferianjay everywhere else on the internet, but I made this account when I was 13 and hadn't fully realised I was trans. By the time I understood it, I had built up a reasonable following which I didn't want to relinquish. It'd be really great if you could use female personal pronouns to refer to me and call me Erin instead of Josh. I'll be working on my voice when I can.
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>>147191495
If you haven't realized that you are a woman by the time you are 13, you're not a woman, you dumb freak.
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>>147191495
simply elin
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>>147191495
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1son1vf
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>>147192404
>>147191726
>>147192061
>Is it normal to kind of visualise words written out neatly in your head whenever you speak? Like subconsciously
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>>147192476
Who are you quoting?
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>>147192883
Good question! Would anyone like to answer?
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>>147192404
>real dad is not around, only stepdad
Could there be a correlation?
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I wish I was delusional enough to think I am a woman and change my name to Allison even though all the biological facts indicate that I am and will always be a man.
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These trannies need to be reminded that they are and will always be, male.
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what time is the colbert report on? i want to watch the speedrunning thing.
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>>147194409
based FUCKING mitch

anyway it's on at 11 on east coast
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>>147194524
he better spout memes on tv
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my submission for the UTGP 2017 Nintendo T-Shirt contest (do not steal)
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>>147193218
stepdad obviously molested him enough to convince him that he must be a girl
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pretty funny how after all this time pvt doesnt even do full runs of doshin and just stops the timer when he feels like it because the last stage is boring
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Cyghfer's twitter bio says he is an erstwhile speedrunner. What does this mean?
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>>147196908
Look it up in a dictionary, you lazy shithead.
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>>147196908
its the olde english way of saying speedrunner
reminder that cyghfer joined a cult
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slayer stream speedeating
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>>147197198
He joined a cult? I saw him posting about how he took a year off the internet and was meditating and shit, but now his posting just seems to be back of a normal internet degenerate. What's the story?
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>>147196908
hes basically trying to remind you that hes an oldboi god gamer
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The Sane Goy Stigma
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>>147197375
He isn't though, his times were never anything special, even at the time. Where did this reputation come from? Did he fabricate it himself? Like Callumbal tried to do.
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>>147194409
>>147194524
It's The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, not Colbert Report, and it's on CBS at 11:30 ET
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>>147197494
he is the king of temporary wrs
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>>147197590
thanks for the late response!
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piss on ya grave
nigga behave
NIGGA BEHAVE
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nindiddeh 40s ahead of sms wr
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>>147198401
Thanks for the notice, Jeremy.
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>>147197590
wait, colbert took over the late show? what happened to david letterman?
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>>147198825
wat
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>>147198142
fuck off degenerate
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>>147199140
he died
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>>147197375
does he suffer from The Stigma?
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>>147199921
list of speedtwinks:
me
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>>147199830
it hit him so hard he went nuts and joined a cult

he just couldnt beat the japs
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how can sgdq top social eating on twitch?
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SAY IT
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Are you ready for the biannual newboi flood?
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>>147201391
lol
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>>147200920
Diversity is a codeword for White genocide
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>>147201391
We haven't gotten any legitimate newbois in years, senpai.
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>>147202046
it's a real shame that ntr had to show up. we'd all be much better off having 0 newbois than just him
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>>147202464
pretty rad ngl
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Don't you open up that window
Don't you let out that antidote
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Poppin pills is all we know
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>GDQ in 2 days
>ded thread
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>speedeating is banned on twitch
why do they hate speed
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>>147203906
degenerates out
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>>147202464
thats worse than a band tattoo
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Reminder streambig dot net
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>>147205581
nice meme
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>>147201828
Headcrab this needs to stop
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someone stream the speedrunning on colbert thing
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>>147201391
my apartment is gonna get NBN later this year when that happens i'll be able to stream my rayman runs
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Will that fat fuck Mike be attending this year or is he just going to cash the check as usual?
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someone give me the down n dirty on kungfufruitcup

this redheaded wannabe speedgamer has the most saccharine obnoxious stream I've watched. She baby talks all her subs and she has a dedicated camera for her fucking rabbit. The only games she speedruns are Kirby 64 and fucking Splatoon

so what, is she another semen slut like Tolki or how does she get down at these events? I'm trying to pablo picasso her big ass forehead you know what I mean

picture related: here she is before being Eifel Tower'd by the former speedgods
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>>147202464
caveman really let himself go
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>>147208126
NKR really exposed him hard this time
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Would you? I know you would.
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>>147207987
He is deathly ill and would greatly appreciate it if insensitive CUNTS like you would stop sticking their noses into his private affairs.
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>>147208541
I did it. Sex.
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>>147208541
that's a cute boy. what games does he run?
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>>147208626
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>>147208541
damn, this is the face that drove Cosmo to chop his dick off huh?
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>>147208541
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>>147208626
hey yashi hows it going
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>>147208978
>>147209167
delete these niggers
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in the hills is all we know
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>>147209430
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>tfw watching all ur speedfriends have fun at sgdq while at work
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>>147208541
i would pop all her zits for her
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>>147207914
connectcast
.tv/narcissawright
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is cosmo ever going to speedrun again, or is it all sleeping on stream from now on? it talked about doing some castlevania runs before absolute breakdown
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>>147211634
sMh when is the speedrun even happening
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>>147212148
probably at the end desu
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>>147211634
Goddamn thanks man. Lady! I mean lady!
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>>147195210
make it say tranny nutjob and i'd buy it
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>>147213489
thanks for the late response!
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rate me
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>>147211657
i would watch the narcissa if it did some cv64 speedruns ngl
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>>147213671
>headcrab and toufool are the same person
really makes u think...........
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>>147213671
who is this
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>>147213671
lemme get your digits qt
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>>147213671
Jewish
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>>147213671
why do you draw your eyebrows
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HYPE
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why is not like the thing to do nowadays to shower mentally ill freaks of nature with compliments and adulation?

like let's be frank, Cosmo went and is going a whole transition, cool fine, he's taking hormones and dressing like a slut, w/e


that doesn't change the fact that Narcissa is ugly as sin. Cosmo was ugly as fuck, why would putting on a skirt and pigtails change that? just as ugly as before but now identifying as a girl???

fuck twitter
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>>147213671
>headcrab looks better then you
d*ng
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>>147207914
>speedrunning on colbert thing

w8 wut?
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>>147214804
http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/276198/Stephen_Colberts_Late_Show_to_showcase_live_Super_Mario_3_speedrun.php
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what's going on in this thread?>
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>>147214929
>speedrunning was on Colbert
Jesus Christ, the hobby is never going to recover from this.
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>>147215043
it's about to happen >>147211634
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hey thread, long time no see, got a question for ya:

is beneziaa still a qtp2t?
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gogogo it's happening http://connectcast.tv/narcissawright

>>147215136
yeah im pretty cute
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slayer
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>>147216150
his name is gayer
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>>147215504
im cuter
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>>147215043
that wasnt really a bad representation of speedrunning it was just boring

so pretty accurate
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>>147216371
yeah we know, headcrab, you dont have to brag about it...
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her name is chanzeux
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I'm going to bang a qt at sgdq
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>>147216371
based croni
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https://mega.nz/#!mUlzTapD!sJUM-RnhcXdKiZRH9qtAOFi1kW8i346_0IAnkcFTAuw
Okay here's the Colbert clip if you missed the stream. They'll probably put it on Youtube later though.

>>147213671
cute
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>>147216925
No, you won't
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>>147217897
I never said I was a boy
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>>147218032
so you're a bull dyke

or a tumblr whore with blue hair

why do you insist on defying biological law?
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>>147218215
I never said I was a girl
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>>147218384
do you have a warm hole?

at least one?
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>speedrunning on national tv
>sgdq in <48 hours
>doggy still ded
What went wrong?
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>>147218767
the bubble burst
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MY MIND WANDERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
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>>147218767
*right
im glad its over
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>>147218767
its probably because this thread is terrible
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>>147218767
>on national tv

wat
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>>147219170
>>147197590
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>>147219170
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>>147219247
thanks for the late response!
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>>147219267
>>147219247
ah fug, can't watch it I guess
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>>147219170
>>147219247
>>147217442
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Slayers chat is so terrible now
what happened
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>>147219367
agree. its practically unbearable
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>>147219337
>>147217442
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>>147219367
it's always been this bad
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>>147219367
"trannies" and "fags" ruin everything
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>>147219585
it really hasn't
its like all the cancer that plagues this thread festering in one place
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>>147219695
it's always been that way
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>>147219695
So you mean it's just headcrab
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>>147219779
and FurryYiffer and Soe and Beneziaa and so on and so on
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>>147219779
the headcrab clones like furryyiffer are worse desu
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>>147219367
its like watching the thread in real time

>>147219613
this basically
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>>147219919
>headcrab clones
jesus christ WHY?
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Whoever makes the "that ain't _____ doe" posts literally needs to just shoot themselves in the head
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>>147220606
ain't want 2 doe
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>>147220520
Easy attention
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*bes epic*
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>>147222375
wew
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>>147222375
not as cute as >>147213671
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>>147222375
that nose is longer than my dick
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>>147222375
is croni a tranny?
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>tfw my moobs are bigger than croni's tits
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>>147223304
intersex
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>>147223373
moofin...
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>>147222375
>>147222703
>>147222940
surprised she ever had a boyfriend when she gives out shit like this to everyone
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>>147222703
I want to bust a fat nut in your ass
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>>147223563
She posts it anonymously on /soc/ at least
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>>147223563
to be fair minion, almo, and headcrab are pretty desperate.
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https://twitchemotes.com/emote/104765
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>>147223640
and anyone with a snapchat
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>>147224191
don't forget squid
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>>147224421
squid has standards
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>>147224468
this is a squid post
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>>147224468
nah he wanted cronikeys but was too embarrassed to go through with being with an actual tranny
we've all heard the story squiddo
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Who's running the SGDQ? Is it still romscout?
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>>147225893
cool matty and sumichu. romscout got fired, and mike uyama only collects the checks.
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*doesn't speedrun*

feels good to be srg
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>>147226502
also UraniumAnchor, Klaige, and Knit-chan
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https://twitter.com/cincynancy/status/748956735277260801

How long until fniure starts HRT?
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>tfw NEET bucks

:D
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remember when a cosmo or sig stream used to be an event FeelsBadMan

also it looks like Twitch finally took the time to REMOVE HORROR('s furry emote)
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is this true

https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4quxvt/just_a_heads_up_you_will_get_banned_on_twitch_if/?st=iq4w9pf2&sh=f8b9cc24

lol?
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>>147228561
is r/speedrun more alive than us?
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Am I the only 2013 sergboi left?

Have all the other ones got careers and families now?
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>>147229268
>careers and families
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>>147229268
2013 boi here even though I'm still called a newboi

we're still just as neet, we just got bored with speed
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>>147229714
No one from 2013 is called a newboi. You're from 2014 you fucking coward, hiding your shame.
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why is flippy_o such a faggot?
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>>147228870
r/speedruncelebrities is
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Can't they put this meme to rest already?
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>>147230105
>that face
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Can't they put this medi to rest already?
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who dis
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Gimme a single good reason why I should be in /srg/ instead of the /v/ threads during the marathon.
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>>147229268
>>147229714
A bunch of 2013ers still come here, they're just afraid to admit.
>this general has turned to shit
No it was always garbage, oldbois just couldn't face new people posting here
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>>147231210
some ugly tranny faggot
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>>147227996
speedrunning has turned to shit
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>>147226578
Non-Runners are not /srg/.
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>>147231828
or libcucks
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>>147231210
How much for that party hat?
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>>147231828
Why is the (((media))) promoting SGDQ, which donates to (((communist))) (((globalist))) charities? Is there some kind of coincidence here?
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>>147231828
that's the wardrobe he chose to wear........................?
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>>147232186
1.8b
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>>147232234
But PCF isn't a globalist charity, it's a straight up US-only scam organization.
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>>147232274
he's a #Gamer
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>>147232406
SGDQ supports MSF, not PCF
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>>147232413
and has the neckbeard to prove it
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a man dressed up like a female

with a dick
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a socially awkward degenerate neet with a hunched back that is at risk of becoming a tranny
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>>147233604
>tfw all that but never becoming a tranny
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>>147233604
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>>147234102
maiden
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>>147234131
Imagine listening to that band and thinking it isn't gay.
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>>147234156
Imagine it being the current year
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>>147234156
Yeah...
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a nutjob with bad times who joined a cult
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Hey guys, I'm back!!!!!
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WOW. Just WOW.
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>>147231828
WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?
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>>147234864
HHAAH SIGLEMIX HAHA DIAPER BOY POO POO PEE PE IN MY SMELLY DIAPY XDDD *takes a big smelly doo doo on vc*
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>>147234879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvLwpnn1F4Y
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>>147234864
i watched siggys first gdq run the other day, the one where he fails cannonless about 8 times in a row

hes soooo adorable~
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>>147234963
fuck off faggot
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>>147234963
faggot
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>>147235067
>>147235323
Really? In a community full of lgbt's you're gonna go out of your way to call someone a faggot? That's like a vegetarian going into a non-meat restaurant and screaming cause all there is to eat is salad and eggs.
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>>147235597
thanks for the late response!
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>>147235597
no such thing as "lgbt", you're just an indoctrinated degenerate fucker
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>>147235918
damn 2 months away from this shitstain thread and noobkiller is still getting triggered by shitposts
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>>147235918
Is that what god told you?
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>>147236050
Anon... noobkiller killed himself, we don't joke about that anymore.
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>>147236050
it's true though tranny queers think they can hijack speedrunning, label it as their community and define it by their degenerate and disgusting ways
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>>147236153
"tranny queers" started speedrunning you dumbass. The fact a lot of them "came out" after a year or two is because you don't usually just put that out on display online when they didn't want to get kicked out of the community because of fuckheads like you.
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>>147208626
>>147211469
>>147214439
>>147216150
>>147236147
why did you spoiler?
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>>147236227
>"tranny queers" started speedrunning
imagine being this delusional
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>>147236190
You and me man, we gotta stick together.
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>>147189376
>>147194054
>>147199921
>>147222375
>>147222703
>>147222940
why did you delete?
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>>147236227
WE WUZ OLDBOIS
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>>147236417
who is we?
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>>147236308
Imagine being so delusional you think trannies "invaded" speedrunning, like a god damn government conspiracy nut.
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>>147236190
>>147236249
>>147236325
thanks for the late responses!
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>>147236450
fuck off marxist cuck
>>
imagine spending your "independence" day in a hotel room playing smash bros with your queer shitskin migrant tranny friends
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>>147236450
nice projecting, cuck
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>>147236450
you're wasting your time. the people who post here are too retarded for meaningful discourse.
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>>147236560
>white knighting degenerate faggots
>meaningful discourse
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>>147236560
Clearly. I like to try to give people chances but it doesn't seem to matter here.
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>>147236542
completely missing the point of independence day, anon

seriously I'd rather them do that than fund mexican cartels by buying extremely overpriced fireworks
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>>147236542
is it really on july 4th
what a fucking disgusting embarrassment
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I'm so much more educated than everyone else and I do so much research and
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I'm considering donating during this GDQ thing but is it actually safe? Like they won't steal my credit card info will they?
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GREETINGS FROM GERMANY~ MY WIFES SON AND I ARE WATCHING, WE LOVE WATCHING YOU ALL BREAK THESE GAMES! MY GENDERFLUID GREAT UNCLE DIED OFF ASS CANCER

KICK CANCERS BUTT AND KILL LE ANIMALS!
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>>147237279
who is we?
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>>147237301
my wifes son and I
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>>147237279
im almost more tired of people posting these ironically than the actual donations

cue more /v/ migrants doing this exact post over the next 24 hours

build the wall
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>>147197590
are you taking the piss?
>>
>mitch gets the ww no problem
>thunderous applause for colbert grandstanding after eating a hot pocket

now I remember why I stopped watching this show. how did uyama strike this GDQ plug from his hospital bed?
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>>147237363
The dog knows
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>>147237542
thanks for the late response!
>>
doesn't cosmo mean the hot pocket came out really well?
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>>147238814
narcissa*
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hey, type WinWaker in chat.

:v)
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>>147237886
there's a setup for the wrong warp that makes it easy. it's not impressive anymore.
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>>147239087
why did you spoiler?
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if he doesn't auction the cartridge off after running it, he's a piece of shit
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>>147239203
Good question! Would anyone like to answer?
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>>147219367
women and wannabe women
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>>147241316
thanks for the late response!
>>
ROBIN WILLIAMS IS DEAD.
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>>147241589
speedrunning relationships, anime?
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>>147241392
just got off work
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>>147241589
fuck off faggot
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slayer stream some far cry 3 casual glitching
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>hey Cara!
>expects a reply
>ragequits because no reply
>cara doesn't even acknowledge the attention seeking pleb
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>>147242912
pretty much this

i just want to see a pb, fuck people coming in every hour of a 10 hour run to say GL and wanting attention, stick around an hour or so son.
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Sorry but I refuse to except anyone glitching the game as significant. Want to impress me, beat it no glitches, all these "world record" bitches can suck my nuts.
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>speedrunning on the colbert show
now this is streaming big

get fucked pie
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>>147243335
Eh, he only gained 100 followers from the appearance.
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>>147243298
use this bait somewhere less speedrunning autistic
>>
what if i want to

>streamsmall

but still not be a literal
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>chibi comes back after a week
>1 whiney tweet
>another week wait

is suicide imminent
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if you're actually going to watch sgdq you need to leave now. you don't belong here.
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>tfw no gf to cuddle with while watching sgdq and to fuck during setup
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someone......stream.........please.........
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>>147244196
*streams*
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>>147244605
for this >>147244546
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Why don't speedrunners use custom sprites etc. for their runs? Should it even be allowed

Personally I hate watching L4D2 runs with stupid sanic decal laser guns and electric guitars but a zelda run with a different coloured link would probably be pretty cool.

>inb4 cultural marxism, that's not what I mean
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speaking of cultural marxism
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>>147245456
there's some guy that plays lttp with a pony link
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reminder that if your not a heterosexual male u need to go
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>>147245456
Because it's dumb faggotry.

The general principle of speedrunning is to take a game, give it your all until you burn out and come up with the best run you're capable of. A lot of runners don't even necessarily like the game ─ they consider running it a project that's on a time schedule. Focusing on dumb shit like custom sprites instead of optimizing your run is a waste of time.
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do you ever get lonely, /srg/?
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>>147246650
You're such a fucking stupid faggot autist.
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>>147246813
*bird laughs*
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>>147246813
It's how SDA oldbois speedran, trashbag. I bet you weren't even into the hobby back then.
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>>147246967
Hey, shut the FUCK up.
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I see, they went with an Al Qaeda ransom video type setup for the interview area. Wouldn't have been the first idea on my list, but good to see they're trying something new!
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>>147247473
what's furryevil doing there
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>>147247631
Waiting for Caveman's interview. Gosh, I sure hope he gives a shout out to former Klonoa world record holder NoobKillerRoof!
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I'm being serious
Is this the worst general on vg
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>>147248364
as long as /ksg/ exists, no
but only maginally
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>>147248535
>/ksg/ is still chugging along
do they not know the official site has a forum where they can /soc/ without dragging this board down
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>>147247473
why do all the other big events have backdrops with all the sponsors' logos on it but gdqs don't do that? are gdqs that well off that they don't need sponsors for funding? must be nice to attend the event for free.
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>>147248535
why did you spoiler?
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>>147248016
>Former
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>>147248364
no. /dfog/ is everything this general has amplified by 2.
>>
>People are still gushing over the colbert speedrun segment
Am I the only one who thinks that the segment they did was really bad for speedrunning as a whole? Normal viewers didn't even think he finished the game. They think that gamers are nerds that only eat hot pockets now. Because of that, everyone thinks speedrunning is a giant joke of a hobby.

It's pretty clear that by doing that segment, speedrunning as a whole just took many steps back from becoming a legitimate hobby and not just some autism containment activity.
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>>147248956
also colbert's show is not the same show that existed during the bush presidency
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>>147245456
Moddable skins should be allowed but anything on Zelda & shit would be emulator & emu isn't allowed.
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>>147249009
colbert audience is like 30-60+ yrs old. why didn't they talk about a jrpg speedrun so they could appeal to that demographic?
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>>147248956
>legitimate hobby
As opposed to what?
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>>147248956
Good, let speedrunning go back to its dark times.
>>
/v/ here
getting ready for the marathon
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>>147248956
Speedrunning is intrinsically degenerate. The ultimate goal is to reset the game thousands of times to achieve the lowest possible time. There's no way to present this fact to the general public in a positive light. Irrespectively, GDQs and sellouts are trying their hardest to obfuscate the truth and force it as an innocent hobby.

To put it in another way, speedrunning as you know it is dead and is being reshaped to suit the GDQ agenda.
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>>147250140
There's a reason why *GDQ organizers are doing their best to keep as few speedruns as possible on every schedule, opting for let's plays of tetris, stepmania, mario maker, etc. etc.
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>>147250140
>The ultimate goal is to reset the game thousands of times to achieve the lowest possible time.
If you can't think of any hobbies that are worse than this you might be a retarded person or maybe just a severe shut in.
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>>147248956
>They think that gamers are nerds that only eat hot pockets now.
>now

why do you think they did it in the first place
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>>147250384
by your logic, putting thumbtacks up your urethra is a good hobby because it isn't eating your own shit
just because there are worse things, doesn't make something good
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>>147250586
What's bad about it? Who is it harming?

I mean, I know you're baiting, but I can't understand how anyone could rationalize the idea that speedrunning is harmful to anything, all else being equal.
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Obsessively concerning yourself with how other people spend their free time is a much gayer hobby than speedrunning.
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tbqh i only keep up with the speed """""community"""" at this point to laugh at the next beta who gets cucked by a speedwhore
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>>147251386
hey, /v/!
>>
is this the way to medievil
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>>147251439
hey, /r/speedrun!
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>>147251612
haha :) you got me my guy PM me when chibi goes online kk?
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>>147251791
okay buddy, just let me know the next time bene goes live, okay? haha!
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please open fire the next time you see me
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every night i've been posting medievil
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her name is beanie
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>>147250821
he didn't say it was harming anyone, he said it was a shitty hobby the majority of people wouldn't find appealing, no different than building trains or ships in bottles
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1cI4D-7ykg
>>
dreaming dreams of medievil
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>>147254623
>a shitty hobby the majority of people wouldn't find appealing
so like basically every hobby?
>>
slayer stream yourself fucking around in a videogame you know well... it's the comfiest of all your streams
>>
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>
Is Narcissa going to be at SGDQ ???
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>>147255462
NO
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>>147255671
that's unfortunate, i was hoping she would stream Zelda or at least do an interview. I miss her runs.
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>>147217897
where did you get this picture of me
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>>147257236
thanks for the late response!
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>>147254913
do you really think just as many people would find speedrunning as appealing as hiking or sports or fishing or something? its weird seeing it promoted as this interesting, community driven hobby even though speedrunning is a very isolated type of hobby.
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Who here is HYPED for SGDQ

>Two 2l of Dr Pepper
>Pizzas ordered for noon and 6pm
>2 bags of Ruffles chips
>Bag of Resees Minis
>12pk of Monsters

Figure that will last me till Monday when there is a slow block

Who /snacks/
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>>147257615
This. Games requiring actual community driven effort in order for its times to be pushed down are the exact opposite of an appealing speedrun. The difficulty raises to dumbfounding levels to a regular normie.

The worst part is the kind of speedrun they decided to go with for Colbert was a really short one, whereas 1 hour long runs are the default now.
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>>147255950
>she
>her
stfu fucktard
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>>147257859
how can people actually eat and drink this literal shit? you'll be dead in 30 years
>>
Any new anti-fun rules for this year?
Or was mike finally satisfied with the level of fun at AGDQ?
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>>147257615
>do you really think just as many people would find speedrunning as appealing as hiking or sports or fishing or something?
Nobody said that though.

You said that it's >a shitty hobby the majority of people wouldn't find appealing

What I argued was that pretty much every hobby isn't something a majority of people are into. Most human beings live in cities and don't go hiking or fishing. Most human beings aren't interested in sports. And those are among the most popular hobbies. The vast majority of hobbies are far more niche than the ones you've listed.
>>
what is she proud of?

https://twitter.com/sumichu/status/749104140672835584
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>>147258882
Well A it tastes good adn be I go to the gym so its whatever
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>>147259058
Speedrunning isn't fun. Watching someone else fund the destruction of your people and nation by speedrunning is even less fun.
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>>147259058
A new host of SJW rules were enacted. Basically if you rightfully call Narcissa, "Cosmo", you will be permanently banned. I am serious too.
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>>147259356
Is Cosmo actually going to be there?
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I am pretty shocked that anyone thought the Colbert segment was anything but a complete trainwreck embarrassment. Who would actually care about speedrunning after that? They even casually dismissed a glitch that probably leaves most people confused at what even happened.
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>Citizenship
What? So it's harassment now to call out an illegal alien? Fucking shitlibs.
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>>147259732
Minnesomalia is very accepting of its immigrants

Don't say anything bad to Mohammad or he might rape someone
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>>147259732
People should start doing some fake bias reports to the staff. Lets get some cucks banned.
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>>147259732
>bathroom policing
does that mean i can't be the designated Games Done Quick LLC penis inspector?
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>>147259723
>Who would actually care about speedrunning after that?
nobody, just like how nobody cared about it before.

it's not a big deal. i couldn't give less of a fuck what think of it.
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>>147259189
why the fuck does beneziaa think her opinion matters?
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>>147261464
Because she's the mother of duke's child?
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>>147243335
Pie really is hopeless. He can trot out his ~streambig~ meme as much as he wants, but at the end of the day Mitch has accomplished more than he ever will
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>>147261823
>duke's child
not fooling anyone bene
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>>147259732
cultural marxism
>>
i like how blizzard is one of the best developers out there and people still bash it and if someone defends it they get called fanboys
>>
shilling on the wrong board my marketer friend
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>>147178348
Yeah it's really sad, GDQs are practically dead.
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>>147263987
this is not overwatch general?
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>>147259723
they had a split screen the whole time, full attention wasnt even put onto the run

but what did you expect? im surprised he didn't just make a bunch of epic basement dweller gamer jokes for 10 minutes
>>
kill me
>>
Have you heard about medievil?
>>
>>147264491
He could've at least take a few more moments to talk about the charity marathon, which I assume was the entire point of having the segment.
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>Listen to my story... This may be our last chance.
Who here watching the most comfy runner play the most comfy game?
>>
How do I get viewers?
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>>147265159
Stream more. And just relax. Also stop giving a fuck about viewers.
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>>147265159
run medievil
>>
Do we like Colbert, Stewart and Oliver now that they're pushing our speedagenda?
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>>147266762
(((Stewart)))
(((Oliver)))
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>>147266762
Everyone who unironically likes Oliver should be put to death.
>>
>>147266762
who is we?
>>
Can somebody ask slayer to stream a broken walkthrough of far cry 3?
>>
yo duke when's hotline 2 editor streams?
>>
Can somebody stream the medi? The Medi Medi. Memedivil
>>
You guys preparing your butts for the influx of shitposting tomorrow?
>>
>>147270565
/v/'s not coming here this time.
>>
>>147270565
what do you mean by "you guys"?
>>
>>147243537
so the Colbert Bump is barely a nudge

still, that's way more followers than the GDQs bring to the streamers
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>>147271009
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>147243537
I doubt PDP gained any followers from appearing on Conan either.

It's not the target demo.
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>when the soylent hits
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>>147276583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da01YCT46ls
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>>147276583
why did you delete?
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Hey guys, I designed this shirt. Would anyone buy one if I had a few of these printed?
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>>147271009
that's not true, you can get several hundred from a gdq
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>>147278906
thanks for the late response!
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>>147278872
This isn't smart, witty or funny. It's just weird.
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>>147278872
Who is cosmo? I don't know anyone by that name
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>>147236920
>>147241589
>>147243318
>>147244908
why did you delete?
>>
Can somebody ask slayer to run far cry 3 at dreamhack montreal?
>>
Yo! Speedruns!
>>
Why is the current generation of speedrunners so lazy and entitled?

Expecting tutorials and for old runners to hand out their notes and hand hold them through their learning?
>>
F'real doe niggas forgot they history n shit

becuh cran done change da muhphuqqin game, yo
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>>147281683
Dunno but it's really fucking annoying.
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trending bois
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>>147281683
Putting out tutorials is a really helpful thing to do to get others to understand and maybe even push the game further than you ever could. There's no reason to keep other people in the dark about a trick or strat you came across that isn't immediately obvious on how to peform, what a disgusting mindset.

>>147281950
Fuck off, you don't even speedrun.
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>>147283902
waaah waaaah i need onii chan to tell me how to play my speedgame
>>
>>147283902
>>
>>147283902
it is stupid when people decide not to learn a game because all they have is the pb video or tasvideos
>>
I refuse to fall in love at SGDQ
>>
its days like these that i wish bene would just sit on my face desu
>>
>>147284436
>memes that lasted a grand total of 3 days
>>
hello /SpeedRunningGeneral/
stephen colbert sent me here
where are the fastest runners
>>
Can someone hit me with the deets on YSG, what's he up to these days????
>>
>>147285181
I'm here what do you want?
>>
>>147285181
Narcissa has the wr for running away from reality
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>>147285181
www.speedrun.com
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>>147285260
shitposting on /r9k/ about his autism bux
>>
>>147284771
it was fucking epic though i wish reddit didnt bully her
>>
What game should I start speedrunning if my end goal is becoming a tranny?
>>
>>147287105
fc3
>>
>>147287156
explain your logic please. Don't wanna run the wrong game and stay a white CIS male forever
>>
https://twitter.com/brookiedyan/status/749399893454778368
>>
>>147287465
o_o
>>
>>147287465
Can't believe y_ actually went through with the sex change...
>>
you'r got speedrunned!!
>>
>>147285181
in the Squid Clique
>>
>>147287465
>tfw ur mom is a stream monster
>>
What other hobbies are as autistic as speed running ?
>>
>>147289153
r9k has a thread about that right now.

>>>/r9k/29679803
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>>147289153
competitive yo-yo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoLaHKfVRkQ
>>
>>147288942
I am still mad that the rest of the clique abandoned me this year
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>>147289509
bad thread full of normie comments
>>
>>147290386
wally...
>>
>ever being part of the squid clique when the malos mob exists
lol?
>>
>>147290735
>starts stream
>panic attack
>stops stream
>>
>>147287105
you don't. you just bandwagon the trump campaign and the alt-right.
>>
>>147290789
>doesn't get invited
>gets mad
>still doesn't get invited
>>
>>147290831
Ian was a tranny long before doing either of those things.
>>
Who F*cking hyped for SummerGamesDoneQuick tomorrow!

I am! I already bought a couple cases on mountain dew and called off of work all week long! Going to be spamming the chat with my ZFG sub emotes so look out!

What run are you guys looking forward too? I can't wait for OoT and the TAS block!

HYOOOOOOOOOOOP!
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>>147290831
word

so, what is going to change with AGDQ 2017, after Trump has been sworn in?
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>>147289860
These guys probably pull mad pussy Smh
>>
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
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>>147291116
I work 40 hours
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>>147291273
Little reactionary /srg/ will start supporting the "opposition" in the contrived "wing" dichotomy they have mindlessly accepted, as usual.
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>>147291116
yo feel the hoip

speedruns EleGiggle

bodied
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>>147290735
>not being part of the headcrab hombres
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>>147291276
the ugly ones don't.
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the squid clique was the highlight of srg
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>>147291964
by the highlight, i assume you mean death?
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jmatt was the last decent srg runner
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>>147291964
you mean "my internet circlejerk was the highlight of my sad, lonely life"
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how long will it be before grav ends himself because he cant finish a run?
https://www.twitch
.tv/grav/v/75904306?t=25m20s
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>>147292396
he said not streaming
can still do offline attempts
bravo gravo
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>>147292396
my determination has not wavered in 14 months i dont think it will any time soon tbqhwyf

im going to sgdq its a meme that im not streaming for a week
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>>147292610
>14 months

that is beyond ridiculous autism
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>>147292610
get laid pussy
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>>147292610
Not being able to finish a run in that time is a problem my friend, you are the pinnacle of grinding monkeys.
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>>147292610
stop taking so much adderall. seriously, i don't think it actually makes people play better, just makes them unrealistically neurotic about their runs.
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grav? more like grave after he drinks himself to death over not being able to finish a run lol
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>>147292747
>>147292814
>14 months

this is also a meme because I play like 5 hours a week. its only been 300 hours of grind for this goal which is like 1/10th of what other runners have put into their "retire from the game" goal time. i spent more time doing the fishing game for my level 19 twink in WoW than this

if you watch me stream any other game, i get the times i want quickly and move on. doom is just gay as fuck because you die a lot and i want to go fast which is hard to do without dying. if the difference between a safe run and risky run wasnt like 2 whole mins i would have settled ages ago
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>>147291116
I said who's fucking ready for SGDQ!?

I thought this was Speedrunning General. Not talk about irrelevant people and trannies general!
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>>147293000
Nice trips

>>147293154
Shut up, you smug cunt. You're officially excommunicated from these threads for supporting the GDQ Jew Crew.
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>>147293438
*bird laughs*
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>>147293438
>excommunicated
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>>147293438
>cares about post numbers
>wants to get rid of speedrunning related posters

please fuck off back to /v/
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>>147293772
If you don't speedrun the way we like, you aren't a speedrunner.
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>>147293608
thats right, i dont ever want to see Anon in these parts ever again
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I'm so above it all
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>>147293154
Le based grab x''''''''''D
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I'm so yashi
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*fails to pb in over a year*

its just a meme!
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>>147294172
liquidxmonkey...
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bansheexbirdlet
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>pretends to not read the thread
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Super Metroid, Speedrun/Slowrun? First Try to Finish game!
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>>147292974
it does exactly that. adderall would only help you grind longer without getting bored.
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Just a friendly reminder telling you guys that it's very important to donate during the SGDQ. Word is Uyama is so close to being able to afford the lamborghini he has been eying all year long
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that's such a y_ post
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>>147285181
coolheadcran
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>>147296007
thanks for the late response!
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my hands hurt
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>>147296532
hold your hands out
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>BionicBunion was removed too
This fursecution must stop.
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>GDQs will never get these reactions on camera again
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>claims to be part of srg
>doesnt go to sgdq and run that shit
????
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just arrived at the hotel
i'm going to speedrun so much pussy
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>>147295658
jealous neets mad their mom doesn't give them enough money to afford new games all the time for allowance get out
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>>147297467
Keep me posted.
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>>147297467
take pics
if you end up banging someone married be sure to write a dramatic pastebin afterwards
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Predictions for GDQ--let's hear them:

1. Dramatic increase in the number of female camwhores trying to draw attention to themselves (think like 10x as many side shave whores as AGDQ).

2. Kungfruitcup will take a lot of pictures with her mouth open. She'll ultimately be unhappy though, because more normal women will come to the event thus exposing her as only a 4/10.

2. Runners will be stiff and the runs will be shitty. The mood will be too tense to have a good time. It will be the opposite of NASA. More people will be removed from the event than ever before.

3. Former runners will continue to be shitty in order to build their streams. Trihex will let his girl be on the couch with him and will plug her stream. Big Jon and CoolMatty will get in a fight over who has the weirdest body proportions. Golden will continue took look like a hobgoblin. And if Chibi shows up, all bets are off. Pic related.
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>>147298489
1...2...2....3.....fuuuuuuuuuuck me
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>>147298489
trihex isnt going to SGDQ....

/v/ pls leave
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Will he choke and cause his team to lose? the shark
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>>147299819
>knowing trihex's schedule

/v/ exposed. please leave.
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>>147300126
>the shark has better teeth than pie
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>>147236227
Furries started speedrunning you revisionist cis-male hatespeech-spewing scum.
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>>147301812
thanks for the late response!
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>>147243940
Is he banned from ever going to a *GDQ ever again due to his cheating ways? Are the laughs killed? At least we have 2 Caveman runs to look forward to. Afraid they're going to stifle his witty ways.
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damn golden got fat
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>>147301978
He wasn't even banned during the GDQ where he commentated Caveman's run. They just told him to stay off the couch for the rest of the event. He's been too embarrassed to return ever since.
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>>147301978
thanks for the late response!
>>
who is the best speedrunner?
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>>147298489
But I thought he was in love with Kazooie?
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>>147166587
not sure
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>>147302529
>>147301895
Didn't realize there were rules to your secret club. I'll post original things about transsexual faggots rather than replying to things so I can blend in.
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>>147303073
thanks for the late response!
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>>147303102
Ignore that
It's just a bot
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>>147298489
chibi killed himself. respect the lore
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>>147303695
thanks for the late response!
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>>147303728
Didn't realize there were rules to your secret club. I'll post original things about transsexual faggots rather than replying to things so I can blend in.
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>>147300126
>tfw he doesn't even really run Paper Mario 64 anymore
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>>147301802
underrated post
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i just spoke to my dad and he pretty much told me that i should work double hours and that my brother is the retarded one. i was so comfortable being the failson. what do i do guys
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>>147305394
get a good job, get a wife, make a family, and move away.
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>>147305628
>get a good job,
i cant because i live in the third world
>get a wife,
i cant attract peopole
>make a family,
i think having hcildren is immoral
>and move away
i live in the third world and i cant go anywhere man
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I...

http://pastebin.com/56q7hW5u

just.... f-fuck...
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what am i doing with my life
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>>147305793
>tfw u cant make her say it
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>>147302474
iirc he actually got kicked out for streaming on hotel internet while the marathon was going. I don't think he was banned, though.
>>
Haven't watched any speedrunning in like a year. Who are the big streamers these days?
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I thought Caleb was blacklisted, why did they let him back?
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sgdq HOIP OSkomodo
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>>147305793
wtf is this
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>>147306760
I streamed for over fourteen hours last sgdq and they didn't do anything to me
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HI COSMEME!
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>>147298489
>Runners will be stiff and the runs will be shitty. The mood will be too tense to have a good time. It will be the opposite of NASA. More people will be removed from the event than ever before.


Here's a late response.

Reading donation comments is a big reason the atmosphere is so fucking shit at these things. It seems like every time the people on the couch lighten up a little bit, they have to read a comment about how someones whole family died of cancer and they're terminally ill but boy do they love watching GDQ!

kill le animals!
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>>147311448
thanks for the late response!
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>>147311490
Fuck you, stop doing this. You're the very worst part of these threads
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>>147311139
he made it really obvious. he had ray from rooster teeth on their too or something, and obviously people were gonna report him because its chibi.
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>>147311578
you're replying to a bot
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dayum!! dss is back to speedrunning guys!
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>>147312067
He also did it in the fucking practice room with a full stream setup. desktop mic and shit, he's a fucking idiot
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>>147311139
It wasn't just the "Hotel internet"
He was using the dedicated network reserved for events like GDQ.
Nobody will give a shit if you use the hotel's free wifi.
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>>147292360
Exactly
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>>147312856
thanks for the late response!
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>>147313073
I'm genuinely unhappy and lonely in life
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<The Royal We> downs Sapphiron at 2:47am EST!
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More like the royal who
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>>147313623
Not relevant and no one is this picture has ever been a speedrunner. You're honestly as bad as Cronikeys, fuck off and transition already you attention starved faggot.
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>>147314060
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The random stream monster selfies have begun
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Marathon only fag here

Sorry if some of us are absolutely trash people. I'll admit I typically only come to the threads to cringe together with others. I love you all though.
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DO NOT DONATE TO SGDQ, ONLY DONATE TO ME.

YOU LOVE ME ANYWAY
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something artistic more like something autistic L MA FO
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>>147314060
I'm the best Halo 3 player ever.
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>>147314524
thanks for the late response!
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>>147314370
have fun none of that shit is happening this year
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>>147314060
<The Royal We> downs Kel'Thuzad finishing Naxxramas on 10 man difficulty at 3:30am EST! Next week; Ulduar.
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Post YFW they read a donation comment about someones relative dying to cancer, meanwhile you're supposed to be hyped for video games.
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...what the f-...

http://pastebin.com/6XUraAze

d-damn.. am I reading this righ-

duke.... duke you one cold ass nigga... fu..
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>>147315978
>>>/v/
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Anonymous 07/03/16(Sun)08:54:32 No.147316626â–¶

>>147315978
>>>/v/
>>
>blind SOTN

Is Romscout an absolute madman?
>>
Reminder that drunk women stumbled into Cook's room at SGDQ and he stood there stammering and stuttering with awkward arms until his autism peaked and he demanded they leave.
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Give me good tranny porn to watch
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Who is the Jeb Bush of speedrunning?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gIzRwDVTPs
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>>147319579
not a difficult accomplishment I'd imagine
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>>147321694
>[THE CURRENT YEAR]
>SDA
>a bunch of has-beens
>>
>enjoy a streamer
>find out he thinks he is a female when he is clearly a man

why is there so many of these freaks on twitch
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>>147321694
>>
How was NASA?
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>>147314429
that's one of the most frightening things I've ever seen
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Any SGDQ drama yet?
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>>147324369
The chat is already cancer does that count as drama?
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>>147323749
The stream was extremely shitty and boring with laughable production value and many bad speedrunners.

Apparently it was "fun" to be there, though.
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>>147324853
Should be put in emote-only mode IMO.
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Why is our grill narci not at SGDQ and instead playing zelda? Does she find comfort in the fact that Link is an otherkin and can transform into his spirit animal on command?
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>>147287465
damn Y_ is a cold ass mofo
>>
I'm so freaking hyop for sgdq I literally didn't get any sleep last night because of it!

Who ready for some sick runs!? I am.

Hope YSG is there haha.
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>>147311269
What did he mean by this?
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>>147328227
Good question! Would anyone like to answer?
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>>147329180
*curls toes*
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>>147208541
is that siglemic?
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>>147330042
no LOL
Mike is much prettier than that.......
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>>147325129
She's turned to the dark side
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>>147330186
don't use his first name like you know him
that's just sad
>>
haven't been here for two years, can't believe you faggots still spout the same memes

you truly have no lives

that said GET HOYYPE for SGDQ amirite lads
>>
more like get ready for literally the comfiest SGDQ yet, starting Friday
>>
Get ready for the salvation of speedrunning, August 1st.
>>
Why are Ocarina of Time runners all so retarded?
>>
>>147314230
He's correct though. The only faggot to ever even attempt speedrunning in that pic was Pykn, and Metroid Prime raped his ass so hard he never tried again.

>>147314060
>>
haven't been here for two years, cosmo running anything this gdq?
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>>147331547
cosmo is a psychotic tranny now, called narcissa
>>
reminder that ZFG1 is the only pure speedrunner left
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>>147331838
truth
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>>147331621
>>
Haven't been here in two years and I'm still slightly overweight~ :3c

SGDQ hyop!
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>>147331954
frog poster leave
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>>147331956
stream watch_dogs again duke
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Special shoutouts to GDQ and MIKE who raise GDQ viewcount over 100 million.
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Is this the one where everyone talks about how they have cancer?
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Who is this semen demon?
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>>147332314
No this is the one where everyone talks about being cancer.
>>
>>147332413
Thanks I'm finished you can stop now.
>>
>>147332413
she's literally marriage material
>>
>>147332314
no, thats agdq in the beginning of the year
>>
>>147318386
He being moofin, drunk cook is straight up ballin
>>
Slayer please stream a far cry 3 walkthrough ;_;
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>>147332413
Either Kungfu Cup or Maddykins
>>
>>147332413
Why do women get sleeve tattoos like that? It's like they want everyone to know that they're a whore.
>>
You know what, ObdaJr? You're the fucking man. Some runners give off this attitude of "It's my right to be here and I'm awesome. I can talk over people and be super snobbish with no repercussions" (of course a great many do not fit this description but there are undoubtedly some.) But ObdaJr was humble, and he thanked people who worked on the event as well as those who attended and donated. He also said that it was an honor to be there performing. Not that it was his absolute right. So for that sir, I commend you.
>>
half an hour till you guys need to seek refuge while us normies take over this general for the next week.
>>
I wonder if SGDQ will feel the warm embrace of the religion of peace this year.
>>
>>147331838
thanks for the stream monster opinion.
>>
>when you realize you're so much smarter than everyone else
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>>147337308
above it all
>>
>>147332413
the stan tattoo is ultra dumb, but the other ones are good ink.

cute face, tight fuckin body, perky little tits.

i'd pump my semen into her if she was willing.
>>
/v/ told me you guys have the SGDQ drinking game. Gimmie.
>>
just keep drinking until you pass out
>>
take a shot every time you see a casual masquerade as a speedrunner
>>
>>147337540
That tattoo is there to remind you to pull out if you get close.
>>
Hi Cronikeys can you add an option to remove chat on speedrun.tv it'd really help me out thanks
>>
>>147337540
She honestly could get another tattoo to cover up Stan. I've seen worse tattoos than that get turned into works of art.
>>147337826
I don't want to pull out, though. I want to go all in. It's not like she can have babies anyway.
>>
>>147338023
>It's not like she can have babies anyway
?

still

>doing that slut without a rubber
>>
Hey y'all it's me
>>
>>147332413
Just the fact that our boy stiv got it in is good enough for me.
>>
>>147338246
>It's not like she can have babies anyway
If she isn't already infertile from her seizure meds, she's probably on birth control.
>doing that slut without a rubber
I'd risk it. I doubt she's slept around as much as you shut-ins think.
>>
>sgdq
hey I love speedrunning now
>>
where my fellow marathonshitters at?
this is our turf now
>>
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/bids/sgdq2016
Are they not doing kill/save the animals this time around?
I thought that was the most important bid war.
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>>147339465
get the fuck out /v/
>>
THICC
>>
alright marathonshitters, identify yourselves
which board/general do you come from?
>>
FEED IS LIVE
>Undertale BGM
>>
>>147316626
>>147317315
??
>>
>>147339758
/srg/
>>
I'm ugly as fuck and I would be one of the most attractive in that room. Holy fuck how do "gamers" let themselves go like that?
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>>147339758
/ffg/ here.
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>>147339758
/vp/
>>
LARGE AND IN CHARGE
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>>147339758
/v/ here
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>>147339758
/a/ & /srg/
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>>147339758
/u/ here!
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>>147339758
reddit here
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>>147339758
None, I only come here for (S)GDQ and E3
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>>147339758
/tf2g/ here
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>>147339758
/wowg/
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why the FUCK isn't the srgmarathon channel hosting sgdq so i can shit post with you all there?
>>
GOBLIN
>>
>de goblin
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>save the animals
>kill the animals
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RARE PIC OF BOUNCEYBOY FROM BEHIND THE SCENES

SMS HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO INJURIES
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When will they stop trying to make speedrunning like esports?
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>>147339758
/brit/
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>>147339758
I shitpost on various boards as I see fit and depending on what's fun that's going on at the moment.
>>
>>147340339
When the bubble inevitably bursts.
>>
BANNED
B A N N E D
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>>147339758
/a/, /g/, /ck/, and /mlp/
>>
RED-HEADED STEPCHILDREN
>>
>>147340320
Hey guys, long time watcher, first time donator. It gives me great joy to donate to a great cause. This game is my favorite game of all time and I love seeing it destroyed. Greetings from Germany. PS: Kill the animals, save the frames."
>>
>>147340546
>/mlp/
>not /trash/
fuck outta here
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JfbGM1z2Vo
>>
how long until all the black show up and ruin speedrunning like they did with fighting games?
>>
greetings gdq fags
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>no Super Metroid bid war
>>
Hello fellow speedrunners. I am what you call an oldfag and want to watch some speedgames xD
>>
How the fuck did these marathons come to be so large?
I remember watching Ultrajman run Startropics II at Essentia's house
And now it's taking place in a huge ass room filled with people watching other people speedrun
Is it because of all the "drama"?
>>
>by narcisssa wright
>>
he said it
>>
>>147340707
Viral marketing and promotion from twitch
>>
>>147340659
get ready to hear this allll week
>>
>by narcisssa wright
>>
>>147340042
hi /u/!!! big fan!!
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>>147339758
/pol/ ofc
>>
>>147340268
>trusting a tranny to do anything right
>>
new one
>>147331409
>>147331409
>>
Glitchless*

*except for the glitches I want to use
>>
>>147340962
epin
>>
>>147339758
/co/
>>
you guys are somewhat relevant again this week

hows it feel?
>>
>>147340658
i just wanna read about anon petting ponies, man
>>
>>147341034
i don't consider /srg/ my main general anymore, so indifferent
>>
>>147340962
nice meme

actual new thread >>147316281
>>
>>147341091
go back to r/speedrun already
>>
>haha guys pls don't donate to jefferino :^) :^)
>>
WinWaker
>>
>>147339758
/akbg/

I know you're here, Yuriafag. Tell everyone what you're fucking game is.
>>
>>147340795
That makes sense
It's weird seeing what the GDQ's have become
>>
>>147339758
Hey everyone /srg/ og here haha
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I hate how GDQs are basically milestones of my life where I realize every year gets shittier
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>>147341339
You must respond to this post if you remember when everyone in /srg/ received a month long ban before /vg/ existed for "viraling GDQ" on /v/
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>>147341384
did you consider taking omega 3 supplements
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>>147339758
/d2g/ here
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>>147339758

/r/gaming
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>>147341384
I remember watching FFV all night in SGDQ 2013, it was fucking beautiful, the audience was like 7 people but all of them were so enthusiastic and animated, not just watching dead in their chairs
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Why does this afrocuck speak at double the volume of everyone else jesus fucking christ
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new doggy

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>>147341489
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>>147341489
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>>147341384
What all did you accomplish since AGDQ16?
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>>147339758
Tuning in from Germany!

Greetings!
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>>147340962
Every time
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>>147341572
i got a wr
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>>147339758

who /reddit/ here xd
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>>147341448
Hey haha
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