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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>The Oversheet (Damage values and other numbers)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards (Unofficial)
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
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Hanzo players deserve cancer.
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how to deal with mei? having a hard time against her as S76
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>>147145009 was first and lists overbuff.

Sorry anon.
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>>147145093
>play of the game
>it's hanzo

r/ing the ketyago ketenai go fuck yourself potg image
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>>147145120
Pharah
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>>147145170
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koth is so stupidly imbalanced they really should go back to the drawing board with it
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Genji is a cutie!
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How do I stop losing?
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You have to be rank 60 or over to post here
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>>147145291

Koth is there so esports can have a closer series due to it being snowbally.

The bad teams pick it against the good teams to have a snowball's chance in bell at winning.
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>>147145291
REALLY~?
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>>147145170
>Potg
>it's Hanzo
>it's just Hanzo walking along and then getting a bunch of kills for seemingly no reason
>turns out he fired it ult, but it took so long to get to the point that the attack literally wasn't shown in the replay.

awesome.
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>Remove ultimate's from competitive
There
Game fixed
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>>147145291
Tracer, Reaper, Mercy, Lucio, Zarya, wildcard

This is the optimal KOTH teamcomp basically under all circumstances
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>>147144894
To be honest it just feels like Rainbow Six Siege multiplayer. When you play that you're literally cops/counter terrorists vs other cops and other counter terrorists which makes no sense at all since you're all meant to be against Terrorists. If you ask me the game is just a fighting game with no reason as to why heroes are fighting heroes or why. The storyline is currently a mess since half of it is speculation, I exirct it to be tidied up after a while.

I still don't understand how you pair Junkrat and Roadhog as murderers and cop killers up with a group of heroes. That part makes zero sense to me. You'd think half the group would kill them anyway
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>>147145479
tracer can be replaced with 76 and add in Roadhog to be Zarya's butt buddy.

This was the group I had getting seven team kills in comp games and easily winning each game.
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>>147145470
>zen is even more useless
>symmetra joins zen tier
>reinhardts don't even notice
lol
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*tanks u for an hour with 900HP*
*misses hook but it hits u behind wall anyway*
pst...too easy...
*instagibs you with no possible retaliation*
you thought you had me beat, but watch this!!
*heals to full just by existing*
*fills entire ult bar just by healing*
*goes whole hog*
*kills entire team*
psst.... one man apocalypse...kid
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>finish calibration matches with 7 wins and a fair few gold medals in the process since I was fortunate enough to have a group to go with.

>calibrate at level 53 "eh, could be worse I guess."

>win a match and rise to 54

>lose a match and immediately drop down to 53.1

Don't think i'm playing ranked for a while if the points you get from a win/loss are that sqewed.
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>>147145560
>Heroes which are barley played anyway are useless
>More skill all around becuase you can't just hit q and actually have to aim on most heroes
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WHO <40 HERE!!?
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Competitive Overwatch 2016
>Playing healslut
>No one on team uses mics, not even for callouts
>No ones attacking phara
>Somehow manage to tie
>Coinflip
>Defense on Kings Row

Someone put me out of my fucking misery!
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>nearing ranked 70
>pro stacked team is getting really common
>can't play ranked right now because Melty eSports is running a muck

Who thought this was a great idea? How the fuck am I supposed to compete as a solo queue player against a premade pro team, what in the actual fuck.
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I'm in the top 30 for Torbjorns in the world

Who else here has reached the double-digits for a character?
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>>147145596
Is there any reason why you can't do anything when you're hooked? It would be fine if you can recall or use a flashbang in Roadhog's face. The only reliable ways I've been able to survive the hook was wraith forming away or deflecting it with Genji.
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>play quick play
>it's all fucking king of the reaperlucio garbage

i hate this gamemode so fucking much
i have never seen a koth gamemode implemented so fucking badly
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>>147145820
how do you implement one well?
how would you make OW's better?
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>>147145693
>Solo queue
>Get multiple games where its 6 solo players vs groups of 3/3 or 4/2
>Someone at blizzard actually though this is acceptable
There really needs to be a solo/duo queue only
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Anyone know how to fix these god awful ping spikes? it makes the game fucking unplayable
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is there a way to switch between team and group voice chat?
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Competitive is still bullshit
>39
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So is Mercy actually dead like people think from the "No pulse" animation? Someone mentioned that in some character dialogue, Mei states that Mercy hasn't aged a day since she last saw her, which was ages ago
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Is Zenyatta objectively a poor character, or do people just jump on the "he's shit" bandwagon because they don't know how to play him properly?

Every time I pick him I get people saying "dude change characters, zenyatta is shit, worst character in the game, you'll make us lose, etc."
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I think I've found my niche
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>>147145009
Check the catalogue beforeaking a new thread, imbecile
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>>147145694
Depends. Where do we look for this number?
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who /pharah/ here
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>>147145694
A friend of mine is rank 60-70 for Genji.
>Inb4 hurr durr Genji players suck
He gets around 20-30 eliminations a game with Genji while still having a fair amount of objective time.
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>>147146182
overbuff
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mccree is one of those homo cowboys
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>>147146126
he can be great if you've got good aim, and can keep your positioning right.
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>>147146252
Do you realise just how generic that post was?
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>>147146362
doesn't make it wrong
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>>147146379
No, but it does make it useless
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>>147146427
if you say so "king of answering some random guy's question"
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blog time

I get home from the bar around 11pst. I throw on some Overwatch before going to bed. Played 2 competitive, 4 QP series, and lost them all. Irritated, I go to bed.

I wake up to an alarm I had accidentally set for 3am pst, meaning 3pm pst when I need to deliver something at work tomorrow. Unable to get back to sleep, I get on Overwatch at 330a. I have played Overwatch now for 2 and a half hours and have not won a single game.

I will be playing until I win a single match. I work in 4 hours. I will call off if need be

As of this posting, I am 0-18
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>>147146124
I saw someone mention that Mercy can't tell the difference between hot and cold but I haven't heard any dialogue in game to suggest that.
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>>147146662
>0-18

But muh forced 50!
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Why is ranked so filled to the brim with fucking idiots?
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>>147145803
if a roadhog hooks a hanzo his hitbox is so small roadhog can't instagib him even with the left click + melee combo

it simply misses too many shotgun shots
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>>147146967
is that his wife?

no wonder he became president to fuck foreign hookers
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>>147146967
Because Jeffy wanted it to be scrub friendly and add in an XP boost for ez levels/crates.
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>friendly mei ice walls when I whole hog

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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The wolf hunts for its prey!
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>>147145667
>Got into another sudden death, kings row, defense
>Our Roadhog DCs the second the round starts
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>>147148120
More like the giant arrows hunt for their janky hitbox prey.

The day they fix hitboxes in this game is the day no one ever picks hanzo again.
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>>147146662
>Drunk
>Sleep deprived
Gee I wonder what could be happening here
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What's the most autistic hero to main?
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>>147148357
symmetra
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>be playing a few rounds with same team
>Payload Defense on Kings Row
>guy says to go all Junkrat
>4 Junkrats, 1 Phyrra and 1 Zarya
>we defend that shit down to the last 30 seconds before enemy team manages a push and kills us all
>went to shit from there

Eh, it was fun while it lasted.
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>team refuses to go either a Support, Defender, or Tank when I've selected Zarya
>say fuck it and decide to practice my aim with Widow for this short sad game
>Doing pretty good, hitting some nice headshots
>make up for the fact my teammates don't push the payload, but tolerate it since I feel it's true that everyone should consider themself the biggest factor
>Enemy team wises up and tries to deny me, but aren't smart enough to go Winston
>ask my team to capitilize if they plan on doing anything at all
>tehy continue to roam about and try to solo and do 3v1s
>get to the ending of the game
>team tries to call me out and blame me
>"IT"S ALL WIDOWS FAULT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!!1!! "
>Literally the only one that tried to play the objective at all
>Literally the only that didn't try chasing a fucking Genji around in his spawn area

Which moments do you decide in a 'team' game to just say fuck it? The moment you're led to the epitome of a shit mountain and finally decide it's time to change course. It sucks to admit that players are just shit in general and the only reason you don't notice it is because most of the time you try to actually win and when you don't, you just naturally get mad at your teammates despite it not actually being their fault and mostly your own for having bad decision making and etc. I envy those who have not had to witness the pathetic excuse of 'casual gamers' that simply play for 'fun' who then get mad when they're not winning as a result of them doing what they want as opposed to them doing something beneficial for the team. Most mind boggling shit can come from this game. I've played other notable team games, but have never seen asshats claim to be carrying or being the most helpful when they've literally done shit for nothing. They're not being ironic. They legitimately lie on a game, then flame you for 'not doing anything'. We need to add a scoreboard.

>tl;dr why does everyone act like memeing sacks of shit?
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Why is Genji the most fun to play?
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>>147148630
>calling people shit stains
>bronze damage
>hooks into a pharah and dies

you're shit as well
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>>147148728
>ignores teleporter
>presses Q
>gets killed by riptire
>enemy takes teleporter and nullifies genji pressing Q

you're dumb
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>>147148753
>'hooks into pharah'
bruh I don't think you look closely enough to understand the webm, but the Hanzo headshotted me lol
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>>147148728
>ignoring the teleporter and getting killed by rip tire
Mad retarded.
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>>147148827
i saw you jump down and die

you're shit
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>>147148753
I doubt you even read the full post desu
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>>147148826
>>147148907
Relax it was destroyed like 3 seconds later faggots
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>>147148909
so I'm shit because I jumped down and died? Nothing more or less to it? Just jumping down and dying?
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>>147149035
Obviously if you didn't suck, you wouldn't have died. The only true good players are the ones who are perfect. You must be perfect. You must execute everything with pin-point, super-computer-like efficiency. Anything less, and you're the shittiest player in the entire world.
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>>147149207
Too bad a child kicked your sorry ass, Cell.
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>>147149207
I'll do my best to get better Cell-sama
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>>147145803
Because he'd be fucking useless if you could negate his hook after the fact. His only saving grace as a character is that he can 100-0 people if he's good at landing hooks. Otherwise he'd literally only be good for feeding the enemy team ults.
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I have a postive win rate
How come i'm down 10 ranks?
What does kotick want from me?
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>>147148630
>Gold in ASSISTS (not eliminations)
>2 Objective ASSISTS (not eliminations)
>45s on the objective <.>
>Bronze in damage
>Rage QQ in the middle of a game

Congratulations! You're everything that is wrong with this community!
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>>147148826
But hes Genji dude, he doesn't have time to make rational decisions when hes moving at the speed of light!
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>>147149432
I've lost 3 games in a row and somehow I have yet to derank from 60.
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>you are bound within a couple ranks of your starting comp rank because of forced 50
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>>147150004
must have something to do with me sucking
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>>147150004
why are you lying on the internet?
thats pretty sad famalamadingdong
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>>147149809
>Gold Elimination
>Gold Objective Eliminations
I go 100-0 with Widow bitch. What kind of shit do you think this is? You can't play Widow if you aren't landing headshots or know how to properly catch someone out with double bodyshots.

>Most Objective time as fucking Widow
enough to prove my team was absolute dogshit and had no right to BM me.

Congratulations on what I believe some may call 'pretending to be retarded'.
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welcome to overmeme, where it doesnt matter how good you do, only how many retarded genjis and hanzos you have on your team
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>>147150078
I swear I'm not, I've lost 2 Kings Rows due to a coinflip defense and a Volskia against a really good team.

See my other posts:
>>147145667
>>147148129


Feel free to stay salty though, it makes no difference to me!
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cant wait for
>STUCK IN ELO HELL xD AMIRITE
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>>147150115
>Thinks Eliminations are not assists even though he only got a bronze in damage
Holy shit dude, stop letting Blizzard spoon feed you self esteem.
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What is it about Hanzo that makes people think "Already have a sniper or two? Fuck it I'll pick Hanzo anyway" "Attacking? Better play a sniper (bonus points if there is already one)""?
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>>147150186
Damn, did the enemy team deny you guys that much that you only got 17 seconds on point, but still got a gold. Your team really was shit considering you also had the most amount of healing which could only imply no healer.
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>>147150354
It's just mental retardation.
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>I go 100-0 with Widow bitch. What kind of shit do you think this is? You can't play Widow if you aren't landing headshots
I looked up your profile I can see you're a fucking garbage widow. Jesus christ stop shittalking your teammates and improve.
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>>147150383
Open up! Here comes the airplane! Wooooooshhh!!!
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>>147150494
for
>>147150115
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>>147150353
I don't think you understand the whole '100-0' thing m8. It means I'm doing solo eliminations. They're not assist if I'm doing 90%(teammate scratched them)-100%(almost all my eliminations). Please understand that this meme of eliminations don't mean shit needs to stop; especially when it's mostly solo eliminations. The only reason I didn't get Gold damage was because for the first part of the match I was pushing the payload by myself while everyone was too stupid to play the objective except for the enemy Lucio and Roadhog.
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>>147150357
double widow genji and mei on attack.
i did what i could.
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>>147150274
are you saying it's not possible?
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>>147150586
>>147150494

Nice rage paragraph btw!
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>>147150494
How are you gonna search me up without my number? And if you did find my account, please link it to me. If not, then please, stop lying on the internet.
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>>147150757
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/SullyCue-1557/heroes/widowmaker
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>>147150757
I mean, we all know you're a bad player. We don't need a profile just to prove it.

For shiggles though go ahead and post your profile if you think hes wrong.
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rank 51
not bad for someone with near zero multiplayer fps experience and over 30 with reaction time gone to shit
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>>147150757
>>147148630
Nobody cares pick a fucking useful damage hero like soldier, pharah, or junkrat, learn to play them, and you'll win. Widow does absolutely nothing, she can't stop pushes, can't survive ape panic, and doesn't even have a utility ability besides her once a minute hanzo arrow.
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>>147150823
>32% weapon accuracy
Oh man...
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>>147150823
Does this site legitimately use all the data in averages from when you started playing the game to present time? Who can take this seriously? It's like claiming a professional boxer is shit because they didn't know how to properly throw a jab when they were ten years old.

>>147151042
You didn't even read the entire post lol. You saw words and saw that I was using Widow and declared I'm the problem.
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>>147145031
Post your cute dva picture here
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>>147151129
Make sure you press the comp tab and view recent games by hero. It paints a beautiful picture.
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>>147145031
>complete placement matches
>spray is locked
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>>147151129
the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem anon
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>>147151202
So yes, it just simply uses averages over your entire time of playing the game. Yep, time to disregard every post I assume to be you now.
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>>147151129
Fucker I saw you holding onto your ult for 30 seconds while you moaned about your team for 15 valuable seconds mid game, then walk your stupid ass up to an ulting pharah and SMG her to death after she singlehandedly stopped your team's push, all because you didn't shoot her shit up as soon as she rocket boosted, or ult so nobody else could do it. You think gold in eliminations means SHIT? Why the fuck do you even have 45 seconds on the point anyway? Why the fuck did you just walk up and die for no god damn fucking reason? Seriously, I rage, and I get pissed, but the difference lies in the fact that I do it AFTER the match. Play to win or fuck off.
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>>147151392
>A day ago
Nice try!
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>>147151392
>a day ago
I can't find that one, please link it
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>>147151409
He played Widowmaker, shat the bed and then went Genji. It clearly shows each character he played for EACH game.

$10 says you're the shitty Widow, Anon!
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>>147151536
Those are mine for comparison, I'm a rank 55 shitter in comp.
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Were McREE and Widowmaker nerfed too much? I never see them anymore
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>>147151625
No, now they just actually need to aim so turboshitters stay away from them.
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>>147151625
Of course they were, this game gets more casual with each patch.
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>Let's try ranked!
>first ranked game
>my entire team is level 25 and 30 meanwhile I'm at 70 while their team has two 100+'s
>get shitstomped because half my team plays hanzo
>oh well probably a fluke
>leave lobby next game
>entire team is 25-30 and their team has a 2 star
>get decimated
>Well maybe if I play tank
>play zarya and win a few games
>entire a new lobby and get paired against 3 one stars and my entire team is below 35 with the exception of me
>2/5 at this point
>get into next game
>thisiswhereitallturnsaround.jpg
>matched against a full premade as a solo queue
>win first two rounds
>lose the third
>somehow blizzard deems that as giving the 2-1 team a chance
>go into extra matches
>I get 80 elims and three triples on Winston on Nepal
>still lose in 4th match which shouldn't have been there in the first place
>mfw I'm now 2/6 and gonna be placed in 30's
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WELCOME TO COMPETITIVE
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>>147151453
You obviously didn't read my post still. I was already done with the game, you missed the part where it was about my team flaming me more than anything. Sorry I stopped giving any fucks in a dead game.

>>147151586
Those are separate games anon. You shouldn't shit talk when you don't even have your information right. Please stop memeing

>>147151595
What is there to compare? The fact I took time to get better at Widowmaker, it's a shame it can't show that information.
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>>147151937
>Both games ended at the same time?
Hmmm...yup I think you may actually be fucking retarded.
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>>147151937
>>147151453
Wait, how was me shooting Pharah a bad thing? I saw her and immediately decided to mow her down. Scoping in and charging would've took longer. Also, why would I ult randomly for a team that isn't doing anything? Wtf are you on anon seriously?

>>147152063
You're pretty retarded if it's hard for you to believe it's the same game when you didn't even look at the information below and saw how the scores don't match up.
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>>147151453
I just watched it a third time, the Pharah didn't even get an elimination off her ult lol, kys kid
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ITT: delusions of grandeur and damage control
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>>147151104
>32 weapon accuaracy
>caring about accuracy in a game with infinite ammo and Widow's charge still being fast as fuck
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???

Do you get less if you fuck the enemy team so hard they leave after the first round? That's fucking stupid
>>
Me go rank
Me ooga
Team booga

Ooga booga
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>>147151716
Not even the absolute best players are playing them

It would've been enough to nerf Widow's damage without the scope change, and mc REE right click was a tad overnerfed
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>>147152451
Calm down there Lucio
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You're in your placement matches on Liajang Tower when this guy comes up and slaps your MMR on the ass, what do you do?
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THESE USELESS HANZO PLAYERS ARE TRIGGERING ME
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>>147152561
Expect nothing of this
Expect nothing of this
Expect nothing of this
Expect nothing of this
>>
why don't i have the season 1 spray after doing all the placement matches?
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>>147152524
>Not even the absolute best players are playing them
well I don't know about the absolute best but I'm pretty sure widow is still up top when it comes to defence hero picks at low-mid levels of gameplay.

Mcree could use less of a damage drop over distance but apart from that he's fine.
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>>147145303
He is, and he's got a great robutt.
But grandpa Rein is more of a qt.
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Roadhog skin
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>it's high noon
>nah fucc of, yer coming with me lad
pharah's blast is so fucking fun
>>
Post placement rank and current rank

I´m 40 > 47, soloQ only.
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>>147146662
what's the status anon?
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>>147152842
>temps at 77c
clean your fans man
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>>147152842
the pit in Ilios is fun.
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>d.va isn't his waifu
what's your excuse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZfMwUZDZk
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How would you even nerf Roadhog without making him useless trash?
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Anyone know how to fix these god awful lag spikes?
The game will lag like 3-4 times then be fine for awhile, then after like 60 seconds it happens again
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>>147152682
they give it after the season end so they can deny it from people who got banned, and people who were too toxic
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>>147152964
I don't jerk off to sub-human gooks
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>>147152923
55 -> 55

I got placed here and play with my buddies at ~45, even if we win 70% or so I just stay here, sometimes losing a rank and getting it back.
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>>147152803
Is that a regular pig? It's definitely too big for a mini but not as big as regular.
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>>147131378

Well of course you wouldn't care, you'd already be dead because we 1-shot you already :^).
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>>147152932
77c can be perfectly standard
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>start placement matches for competitive
>2-4 so far
>2 of the losses were a guy on our team quitting right after setup and everyone else getting a loss
>1 loss was sudden match and us getting the worse side

why am I playing this garbage, remind me?
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>>147152990
Genjo attempting to crash the game
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Hey other solo que players

Rank 53 here, 15-7. looking for people to play comp with that are competent/near same rank

Oniisama#11261
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4qmav5/heres_the_crux_of_all_of_these_etiquette/

>ctrl+F "gg ez"

never change, reddit.
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>>147152981
What justification do you have for nerfing him in the first place my leaguebabb friend?
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>>147152981
>fix hitboxes on the fucking hook
>healing takes slightly less, but is interrupted by taking damage
>>
The AK and M4 are OP in CS because they have a very high pick rate

You CANNOT debate this unless you are a pro yourself

I'm MGE so I'm pretty qualified to assert this
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>>147145318
Quit
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>>147152981
500hp
2 second longer cooldown on hook
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>>147148630
>that WPM
I can write messages out with a fucking controller on Xbox faster than you can type
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>>147152996
Give it a cage and I'd buy it desu.
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>>147152990
open the ports. I've had that shit for ages in TF2
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>>147152982
Can't wait for Generations so i'm free from this meme game for a while
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>>147152996
If that was a skin I'd buy it
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This fucker right here.
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>>147153114
which ones
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>>147152842
>>147152932
Is the ingame TMP actually accurate? I use coretemp to monitor my cpu's temp and the ingame temp always reads like 20c higher than that.
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>>147153114
Ah, and how does one do this?
t. computer retard
>>
>>147148227
what always annoyed me more than the Hanzo hitbox in that webm was the Genji using reflect waaaaaaaaaaay too early. I love killing Genjis that do this.
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>>147153026
I bet you think Mercy isn't a 6/10
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>>147148526
And where do you live, heaven?
>>
Which button do I click to either remove double Zarya or counter double Zarya, I'm getting sick of losing to it because my team refuse to do it as well

Also what the FUCK is wrong with captcha right now
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>>147145120
If she starts chasing you sprint away then plink at her head.
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>>147153093
that's impressive anon
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>300 wins for a single golden weapon
>in a game where you're suppose to play multiple characters
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>>147153147
>a four lego box
I didn't think the stories were true
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Is 52 alright for an ultimate shit soloque placement? Lost 5, won 5...
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>>147153147
>passable, shit, shit
at least you got some shekels
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>>147153147
>shit tier legendaries
>>
>>147153175
my game runs in the low 60c area which seems about right with speedfan + just assuming based off of the humidity/weather where i live
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>>147153175
thats gpu tmp
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>>147152996
>most sensitive and needed parts are not covered to maintain flexibility

lmao post apocalyptic armor will always be trash
>>
>>147153093
I love whenever this dude posts webms because everyone in the thread shits on his wpm. It's like he is looking down at his keyboard using one finger or something.
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>>147153178
what is this t. meme
>>
>Hanamura Sudden Death Attack

How the fuck are we supposed to win?
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>>147153063
By any measures the AK and M4 are OP and, together with the AWP, the three best weapons by far in the game. The weapons in CS are badly balanced (it's a bit better in GO than it used to be) because the game's balance relies on maps and economy so there is no need to make every gun as viable.
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>>147153241
nah youre a cucked shitter faggot
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>>147153219
Someone said Winston last thread

I think the counter is having your team be aggressive and coordinated, burst the tanks down and their healer quickly. Zarya is useless at low charge and with Shields on CD. She is still hard to kill though
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>>147153063
>MGE
>good
can't even beat a LE lmao
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>>147153281
t. newfag
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>>147153281

it's like "sincerely, [person]"
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>>147153296
attack is like the easiest to win

you should ask how to defend it rather
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>>147153219
>Also what the FUCK is wrong with captcha right now
thought it was just me
meh

>>147153281
t. newshit
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>>147153242
>sunyatta shit
Do you lick Indian streets for a living?
>>
>>147153281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0e6MiTBk3c
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>>147153253
Oh, didn't realize. This has been confusing me for some time now so thanks for letting me know.
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>yfw discord is kill
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>>147153296
all monkey
>>
Just won a game 3-2 on Ilios after going down 0-2.
Have to say that feels pretty good man.
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>>147153147
>Pulling McCree's best legendary and Zenyatta's second best
>Box of Gold on top of it
DELETE THIS
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>>147153226
Thanks
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>>147153281
it's a shitty /pol/ meme
>>
>play torb on attack
>gold medals in eliminations, damage, objective kills
>people still tell me to switch
>reply with "i play what i want" and "idc"

he is a lot of fun in and after the game
>>
>lose over 12 ranks
>paired with shitflingers on both sides
>Anubis attack
>they were all defending near the spawn area
>just dash through as soldier, even right through there rein/mercy/bastion combo
>cap objective just spraying their defenses from behind
>gain ult
>point b, just go behind all of them, aim down mercy first, and then turn on the delicious tactical visor
>rein doesn't even turn his shield around mfw sextuple team kill
>matchtime 1:21
>we had a double attack hanzo, tracer, genji and a lucio that were literally feeding bastion
>Get legendary commendations because they're all brain dead
I'm an army of one
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>>147153409
It's from /int/, actually.
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>>147153409
>>147153281
It's an underage /int/ faggot shibboleth actually
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>>147153375
which one
>>
Where were you when SullyCue got BTFO?

https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/SullyCue-1557/heroes/widowmaker

http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/SullyCue-1557/heroes/9
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>>147153352
>>147153219
scroll to the bottom right of the page
settings - > quotes and replying > enable legacy captcha
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>Reached my short term comp rank goal
>Afraid to play anymore matches

Anyone else know this feeling
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>>147153364
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>that feel when 25 and still virgin
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Who's your Overkart main?
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>>147153296
I was just in a sudden death hanamura defence, was there a widow on the enemy team?
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>>147153296
Learn to coordinate bitch

Or go double Winston and flatten them with your giant hairy ass

Seriously why does everyone bitch about Anubis and Hanamura so much, the defending team has literally no reason to ever leave the point unless they just get bored getting free kills from idiots who run one by one into the meat grinder so you have to actually coordinate and get a push going to even have a chance

Volskaya on the other hand is just a shitty map
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>>147153409
/int/ meme

means tervaisin [name] which is basically regards, [name]
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>>147152932
I run at like 90c without any problems desu
>>
>>147153432
>>147153435
It's from a quality finnish meme from a finnish imageboard actually

t. knower
>>
Are the head hitboxes big enough that you can hit the 3 spread shruiken point blank and make them all headshot as Genji?
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>>147153296
I've found that the quickest way to break down a fron on a defense map is to have a speedy character start capping the point.

the defending team turns to stop them, giving your team a better chance to push through.
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>>147153479
Thanks bud
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>>147153447
>Going the wrong way of your short term comp rank goal
>Determined to play more matches
This feeling be true lad
>>
>>147153452
>reinhart
>not KITT kart
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>>147153440
literally who
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>>147146198
Pharah best girl.
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>>147153450
> tfw banged my gf yesterday and she came on my dik

Sorry anon I don't know your feel

Maybe try a hooker

Or hentai
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>>147153306

>Cucked

Oh shit, thats not on my filter list. Thanks anon.
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>>147153450
just get a prostitute dude. Once you have sex for the first time you realize it's not a big deal at all.
>>
>>147153409
It's "terveisin", Finnish for "regards" my summer friend
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>>147153502
there is no reason not to right click in close range
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>Mercy fucked Ana Amari and years later she's now shagging her daughter

is Mercy alpha?
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>>147146198
who /dangerzone/ here?
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>>147153446
>why does this thing not work
>just use that other thing
fuck off, mong
>>
>competitive is just a bunch of faggots yelling and spamming memes

I don't know what I expected
>>
>>147153452
Almost top tier but Reaper's car isn't edgy enough

And the idea of Junkrat just rolling around in his riptire is funny but I pictured something more beaten up and Mad-Max looking, something like what Roadhog has while Hog just gets his bike

Also I feel like Zenyatta would just float on his own
>>
>>147145624
Skill is irrelevant, it's entirely based on team win/loss.
>>
God, rank 65 is the worst... all these one trick ponies
>>
What was your last achievement?

Mine was Raid Wipe.
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>>147145031
oi luvs,


would you wankers mind signing a petition for overwatch to #exit from the battlenet union to become an independent game client?
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>>147153617
i'm tryin to make it easier for you man my captcha works fine
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guys....
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>>147153452
Torbjorn for the size advantage. There's a reason jockeys are tiny.
>>
Did that Overwatch art book ever get fully scanned?
>>
>>147153634

>Expected more voice communication
>3/10 of my matches had someone else with a mic
>No one swaps heroes
>People play worse than quick play

Got my placement, never going in again.
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>>147153592
daily reminder that mercy is an unremarkable basic white girl who probably goes to starbucks everyday

if you met this girl IRL you would be bored to tears and call her a normie
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>>147153450
Jokes on you, D.Va was my first.
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>>147153674
>>
>weeb spamzo hooker
>anubis on attack

what have i done to deserve this
>>
>>147153674
He broke it down.
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>>147153656
Not true. I'm a 2 trick pony.
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>>147153643
>Zenyatta would just float on his own
But he's slow as fuck
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>>147153607
dont these pics just torture you, knowing youll never fuck her let alone be rejected by her
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>Playing as Soldier 76
>See Junkrat say they need healing
>Our Mercy was busy healing someone else
>Sprint over to Junkrat and place my healthy field down
>He walks away to try and get healing from Mercy instead
>>
i like how all heroes have motivating quotes when you do anything close to them

helps with the immersion and makes me feel better because it's the closest i'll ever be to somebody motivating or complimenting me
>>
>>147153452

Winston, because DK is my Mario Kart main.
>>
>>147153684
yes, here you go anon
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0B0_FVwok51GER3BUZlQyYlNmLTA&export=download
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>>147153730
dude it's just quick play go to comp for serious games ecksdee
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>>147153767
Every fucking time.
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>>147153730
>quick play
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>>147153452
>>147153674
He could still participate
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>Defense on Route 66
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>>147153839
oh look, it's time to post these comics without jokes
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>>147153790
I want to be carried by Zarya's strong arms
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>>147153790

Fanks bruv.
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>>147153815
stop tryharding anon we playing for fun ;^DDDDDD
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>>147152923
61>55
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i'll just leave this here
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>>147153862
>implying ranked is any better
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>>147153839
I fixed it
>>
Can anons that have escaped sub 50s solo queue tell me what I'm doing wrong? potms and gold medals don't count for shit when you're going backwards up the ranked meter
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>>147152923
51 > 50
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>>147153716
>Join game
>1 person in voice channel
>Can't get people to fucking coordinate ults or pushes or anything
>First game on Lijiang Tower literally four of the five other people trying to run through the side passage by the stairs and the health kit while Junkrat gets free kills by standing off to the side and holding down M1
>Nobody is even on the point so I just speed in and start capping as Lucio but they make it back first and my team doesn't do shit still

It's just Quick Play with golden weapons and more tryhards

Also
>KOTH bug (made infinitely worse by the fact that you can't pick maps)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sudden death

Haven't finished my placement matches but don't really have much desire to desu other than the faint hope that if I work my way high enough I can get matched with people who know what they're doing

I know this whole comment sounds like Dunning-Krueger personified but at least I know not to spend like two straight minutes fighting the same Junkrat in the same narrow passageway on a KOTH map
>>
>>147149424
yeah the fact that he's a one-trick-pony doesn't mean that he's fine. roadhog is just really badly designed. he is so dogshit that the only way he can remain relevant is by having free kills every 6 seconds. like fuck, they should've scrapped his design in the beta and done something else.

one thing that would sort of help is making ults charge percentually based on HP instead of just concrete HP so that a roadhog dying from full hp would give just as much meter as a tracer dying.
>>
>>147153893
I like them
its like looking at a family thats better than yours
>>
>>147151919
>sub 50 shitter
>>
>>147153765
Mercy pls.
>>
why is there always some pleb who insists on playing hanzo

At what rank does this shit stop
>>
>>147153893
I fucking hate these "I get all my experience on social behavior from anime" comics
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>>147145291
But it's the funnest mode
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>>147153452
>Widow driving a Porsche
>not a Twingo
DROPPED.
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how the fuck do you rank up if you keep getting matched with bad teammates that rank you lower and lower? I mean this game isn't like csgo where you can singlehandedly carry the team
>>
>>147154015
post your masteroverwatch stats and I'll tell you why you are a shitter deserving of your rank
>>
>>147154015
learn every heros weaknesses and play the best possible hero vs the team

if they have zarya+s76/pharah/+lucio u lost
>>
>>147145291
how the fuck dude lol
>>
>>147152960
yes especially for lucio players
>>
>>147152923
48 > 39
solo q only ex dee
>>
>>147154080
t. normalshit
>>
>>147153674
pls no ;-;
>>
Are the golden weapons available this season only?
>>
Were people really continuously posting in this thread until we merged from the main one? Lol
>>
>>147154096
I like this twingo meme
>>
>>147154015
There is no official info from blizzard on what you should do with each hero. Id start with being on fire as long as possible.
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>>147152923
47>48
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>>147153543
>someone said something that triggered me
>better act like a little bitch about it

LMAO grow up you puerile faggot.
>>
>>147145639
Why haven't you committed sudoku yet?
>>
>I always have to play support because nobody wants to play support.
>I don't really like playing support, but I dislike losing more.
>I almost always pick Lucio.
>I git gud with Lucio.
>I'm now having tons of fun playing Lucio.

Well.
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> mfw Soldier 76 became my most played hero in ranked because of his versatility
That bastard makes the gold medals rain.
>>
>>147154108
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/NeoTemplar-21467
Be gentle, I've been having the worst day
>>
>the best skin for my main is only available by buying the shitty special edition

Life is hard
>>
>me
>enter another /owg/
>another op too engrossed in cock to come up with an edition:edition
Do your jobs
>>
>>147154150
There are several people who don't know how /vg/ works yet still make threads without posting in the old one then come to the new thread was was linked later and start threadwarring about how their thread was "first"

I blame tumblr
>>
>>147154102
by getting better

what the fuck why do i gotta read this same post every day for 10 years? if you can't carry shit teams, then you are shit. the enemy team will always have 6 retards vs your 5 retards if you're not a retard. if you can't win vs retards then you are a retard

however right now you'll have to play for ages to get to your "real" mmr because blizzard cannot into ranked
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>>147154159
twingos are a miracle of the universe
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who /99th percentile/ here?
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>>147150354

>see two snipers
>fuck it, im gonna go hanzo too.
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>>147154219
that skin reduces ur vision its trasah
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>>147153607
Is Pharah dadrock : the character?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHXOQFJCtvc
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>>147154187
Soldier bros unite
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>Hate playing Lucio
>Feel like I have to play Lucio on every KotH map
>The only other options are Mercy(who sucks on KotH) and 0% Bot

Sombra can't come soon enough.
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>>147154219
The steampunk skin is the best tho.
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>>147154159
>>147154268
Only a couple more years and we can bring them into the states, can't wait
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>>147154279
>9 matches
fuck off
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>>147154308
0% bot

what?
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>>147154212
mate

you have 13.11 deaths on average

you have more deaths than final blows on Soldier, one of the easiest KD padding machines in the game
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>>147154279
Comp stats are being compared vs quickplay stats. Dunno if it's a bug or what, but you are almost certainly not 99th percentile in comp.
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>>147154048
>like looking at a family thats better than yours
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>>147153452
> Roadhog
> not using a chopper
Seriousfuckingly?
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>>147152982
11/10

>>147153132
>tfw you get a game you've been hyped as hell for and you play it for such a long time as soon as you get it that you're worried you're going to finish it too fast

I don't want it to be over this quickly :(

It's always sad when I finish a game that I loved because it means I'll never be able to go back and have the same experience again
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>>147154279
Still 51 retang. Well deserved as I do most ridiculous shit like charging in way too often.
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>>147154353
Zen. He has a 0% pickrate in "pro" games since release.
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>>147153674
This handicap fetishism might just be the most retarded thing to ever come out of tumblr, or was it Katawa Shoujo that started it?
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>>147154298
S76, Rein, and Pharah are all dadrock core
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>>147154042
That's the risk/reward: either you shut down squishies or feed. That's his balance: if he doesn't surprise you and can't hook you right away, all he can do is die or heal while you heat up hundreds of hp in ult charge.

Stop whining just because you are too stupid to just fucking leave when UltPinata shows up. Pick a counter fag
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>>147154353
0% pickrate over 900 pro games or something

he was apparently good at some point so blizzard decided to mega ultra dumpster him like 2 months ago
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>>147154219
I have it because Blizzard marketing tricked me and made me think the Origins edition was the cheapest one.
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>>147154308

Try to get good with jet set radioing, Lucio is really fun if you think the game as a giant " the floor is lava " party.
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>>147152430
happened to me, can confirm
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>>147154365
shhh, just let me pretend ;_;
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went from 51 down to 43

thanks team
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>when you go double winston, but the other winston is shit
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>>147154426
>>147154447
>pro gamers
litterally who cares?

iirc, he used to have 200 hp, and was very much a rape machine
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>>147154293
Explain
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>>147154002
At least in ranked you have a legit reason to bitch.
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>>147154054
He's clearly top 500 anon, get it together
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>>147153790
Use this link instead. He's started uploading 600dpi to it for some reason.
https://mega.nz/#F!U1UHnbAa!yMU24AGl5P7X7UTbV0HNVA
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WHO IS TELLING THESE IDIOTS TO PICK HANZO.
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>>147154308
this
>>147154465
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>>147154447
I thought it was just that serious games are too fast and chaotic for zen to back off enough not to get splash damaged to death.
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>>147153720
No, I really, really wouldn't
>>147153684
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0_FVwok51GER3BUZlQyYlNmLTA/view?pref=2&pli=1
This is it I think
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>>147154535
because wanting to win in a normal game is not good enough a reson?
get brain cancer retard you and your retarded parents that shat you out on that stupid day
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>>147154465
Lucio is my go-to support, but I barely utilize his wall running whatsoever other than just getting on top of things. I find it really janky
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>>147154078
Why do people assume that the Hanzo will always be bad?

He's actually a nightmare if if he's good.

Honestly just feels like a coping mechanism when you're losing and need something to blame other than yourself.
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>>147154102
>ME OOGA
>TEAM BOOGA

if you can't solo carry a team you don't deserve to win
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>>147152430
My guess is since someone left, they turn off the performance based tuning, so the team with an afk aren't forced to stay just to not lose even more MMR. So you get the minimum MMR gain/loss, same as when KotH was bugged.
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>>147154442
>>Stop whining just because you are too stupid to just fucking leave when UltPinata shows up. Pick a counter fag

i'm not even whining about being unable to beat him you braindead mongoloid. he's ez as fuck to deal with and typically hurts his team more than he helps it, but he will still cause retarded unavoidable instadeaths a lot of the time because that's just the way he is. he's just not fun to play against, and he's not fun to have on your team because you have to play against constant GOTCHU IN MY SIGHTS memers because he decided to stand in front of the enemy soldiers and chug his estus flask
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>>147154080
i want normalfags to get the fuck out of my general
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>>147154521
>When you have two winstons who just both rush in against their counters and feed the enemy team ultimates
>They use primal rage everytime they're about to die
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>>147154447
He was stupid broken because the orbs didn't need LoS

You could literally give Harmony to someone then sit on your ass the entire game as the enemy team experienced nonstop regeneration Tracer and Genji hell on Earth

The nerf has nothing to do with what made him bad, what makes him bad is that he's a character with some INSANE strengths (highest DPS in game with Discord, no damage falloff and fast travel time, longest-range healing of anyone) and he can't use them because

>He has the lowest health in the game besides Tracer who can blink around and just get it all back instantly
>He is the only healer with no movement abilities so if something happens he can't get out of trouble and his only hope is to out-DPS Reaper/Winston/Genji/whoever the fuck decided it was time for his scrawny aluminum foil ass to die
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>>147154619
>I barely utilize his wall running whatsoever
time to git gud famalam
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>>147154219
>unronically maining bastion
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>>147151358
It says you get it at the end of the season anon.
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>>147154607
It's more the fact that a goddamn Lucio can kill Zenyatta in two seconds

Also his right click is fucking useless and should just be reworked
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>we lost the match but I have 3 gold medals.
People who say this need to die.
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What Characters do you think are still overpowered?

if you say zarya you should uninstall and kill yourself
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>>147154521
>when you go double pharah and the enemy team doesn't know what to do with all dat JUSTICE
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>>147150354
>game already lost from team comp
>might as well practice ninjitsu/zen archery
You don't play characters you already know when your team is fucking around, do you?
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>>147154635
> whining about shitters not knowing what they're doing
> blames it on the character

Sure bud
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>>147154609
tfw we'll never get slutty skins because of potential fan uproar
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>>147154751
>if you say zarya you should uninstall and kill yourself
zarya
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>>147154751
>What Characters do you think are still overpowered?
>But don't talk about the character that actually is overpowered or I won't like it.
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>>147154751
Nothing is blatantly overpowered anymore

In fact a few characters might be a little too weak to find their niche and need small buffs
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Why is there dynamic queue in this game?
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>>147154751
Zarya
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>>147154515
>went from 51 down to 43
>thanks team

Why is it always your team? How come every time we lose there is at least one person not yourself of course directly responsible for this but yet he still has the same mmr? Why is every possible ranking system so flawed and working against us, truly good players?
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>>147154701
I know, I know

>>147154515
>waahhh
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>>147154624
No doubt about there being good Hanzos but the thing that nobody here fucking understands is why people actually pick Hanzo if he's literally just a bad widowmaker
imagine a good hanzo
he can do twice as fucking good on widow
it's just so incredibly nonsensical to pick the guy at all
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Ah yes, v-very impressive...
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>>147154746
it's especially stupid because you can get a gold medal if you spend the majority of the time shooting reinhardt shield

>b-but m-muh damage
>team is the problem, not me
stats are meaningless, medals are meaningless, only thing matters if you won or lost, git gud, etc
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>>147154693
yeah blizzard has designed themselves into a corner with him. they do that a lot (see: roadhog)

sadly blizzard can't into reworking heroes so he will probably always be either shit or op. they only know

>"hero bad? buff!!! hero good? NERF!!!"
>>
>win two in a row on Nepal
>teammate switches from Mei to Pharah
>tell him to switch back
>he refuses to switch back out of spite
>we lose 3 in a row
>he blames me for the loss, even though I tell him plainly that WE WERE UP 2 UNTIL HE SWITCHED

Boy, competitive sure is fun. Nothing quite incomprehensibly stupid switches by teammates, who then refuse to switch back!
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>>147154851
>>147154859
FACK U -_-
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>>147154851
>Why is it always your team?
Because it doesn't take your personal performance into account, just wins and losses.
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>>147154737
I still say in place of his right click Zen should get a swift dash or blink on a short cooldown like Lucio's right click and Mercy's GA.

Solves a ton of his problems. The extra maneuverability gives him a little bit of an edge in fights against his most dangerous opponents (and getting caught in Winston's tickle beam isn't a death sentence) plus people who want to play him aggressively have a new toy to use.

Or if they want to keep the right click it needs to charge like three times as fast, right now you can't even use it for peeking corners because whoever you were fighting is probably already gone or around the corner and chunking you right now
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>>147154904
kys.
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>>147154746
To be honest I only get triggered when S76 players brag about getting several golds, the hero is literally optimised to be good at everything.

He is literally a good pick in every situation right now.
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>>147154770
oh nevermind you're actually a fucking retard i won't bother
>>
I lose some matches because of my team but I also lose matches because I didn't play as well as I could've. If I could reduce the amount of games in the latter category, I would go up in rank.

>wow, was this so hard?
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>>147154884
>teammate switches from Pharah to Mei

lol the inverse doesn't make sense. My bad.
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>>147154631
They kept running in one by one and just dying so one of the players on their team ragequit with like 1 minute left, it was quite obvious they weren't going to magically get it together in that one minute. After the round ended the entire team left

Seems like the system needs some adjusting
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Post tfw your team spawn camps numbami defense and a flanker goes straight for the point
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>Top 500 players
>more than 9 out of 10 people are support players

and then people wonder why nobody wants to support. I'm rank 65 and I feel fucking helpless playing Mercy or Lucio, people are still fucking horrible. Is it really only the pro players who have any idea about how to play this game?
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>>147154843
>>147154797
>>147154801
Players with zero game awareness who just shoot until everything dies

when will these shitters learn to pay attention.
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>>147154964
>tfw only playing 76 or reaper in comp
>all dese medals
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>owg gone down the toilet since comp came out.
;_:
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>it's a 'you are the tank holding the gold elims medal with 2 eliminations' episode

are you fucks intentionally not aiming for people jesus fucking christ
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>>147154737
Lol tokido

Ya kills happen too fast and he has no mobility options for 100 of his hp being shields to even make a difference. I get he's supposed to be covered by other players, but that just makes him a drain on the team at pro levels when you could pick beat or rez.
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>Rolling up with the squad
>Maining my best toon (Roadhog)
>We on fleek
Best feeling ever
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>>147154964
>literally
stop
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>>147154917
>muh personal performance
it doesn't mean shit if you don't win

If your "personal performance" is so good, why can't it win the game? Oh yeah, because it's a game based on objectives and not TDM
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>>147153062

>hook a motherfucker and they shoot me right when they arrive
>Hook Genji and he arrives behind me
>hit someone with hook, but they get to cover after it hits, leaving them behind a wall

He's already got plenty of problems
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>>147154959
Whenever someone uses "kys" instead of "fucking kill yourself" my summerfag-reddit-o-meter goes off the charts, am I onto something here?
>>
I need a tank I can pick up that isn't Zarya
preferably a tank everyone can feel happy about having on the team
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>>147154618
>because wanting to win in a normal game is not good enough a reson?
If you care so much about winning why don't stop being a little bitch and play ranked, fucboi? People play it to win, you know.
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>>147154879
>roadhog
in what way?

I agree though, it's sad because he's crazy fun to play and he's a genuinely interesting hero but he has so many problems (not to mention ult completely goes against his kit) and he's riding a thin line where right now he's all but useless and never a good pick over Lucio or Mercy in most settings unless you SERIOUSLY know what you're doing but if you buff him too much or in the wrong ways he just becomes fucking unstoppable

How would you change him? I think he could benefit from a short dash or teleport instead of his stupid right-click, and I think changing his ult to something involving the two orbs would be cool.
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>start using quick play as training ground since comp showed i can only actually play Lucio, Soldier and Junkrat
>do shit as reaper
>win
>do shit as McREE
>win
Ok.
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>>147155137

Reinhardt
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>>147155085
>>>Hook Genji and he arrives behind me
it helps if you turn around and shoot him when that happens

of course it's not fair to expect a roadhog player to actually be decent at the game
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>>147155073
Literally why?

I will literally say literally as much as I want, literally.
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>>147155034
>450/500 top players in the world are support
>and then people wonder why nobody wants to support
???

nice non sequitur senpai
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I am so sick of this shit. I am rank 39 now. I'm not great by any means but I'm not this fucking bad. I am stuck playing with kids, dipshits who greentext in chat and flamers.

I have no control over it and it is frustrating as fuck.
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>>147154851
>Why is it always your team?
because i'm the only one ever doing shit
i'm the only one: on the point in koth
pushing the payload
playing the right heros while my team always picks hanzo, widow makers and 2+ symetras
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How do I prevent my friend from throwing a huge fit everytime he loses lmoa
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>>147154751
zarya mercy lucio
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>>147154751
Zarya until they limit 1 character per team in ranked.
2 Zaryas right now are just the most cancerous shit ever.
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>>147155137
>I need a tank I can pick up that isn't Zarya
Too bad. Zarya is a must to even have a chance of winning in comp.
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>>147155212
turn him into a meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Mp5gE0HSw
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>>147155207
I greentext in chat but only the group chat
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>>147155207
Don't play ranked when it's peak time, you'll get all the actual children.
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>>147155208
>i'm the only one: on the point in koth
or, more probably, you're so self absorbed and lack situational awareness that you

A) Don't realize other people are on the point at the same time
B) Don't realize that it's a bad time to be pushing when you should be regrouping with your team
>>
>loved tf2 and played around 3000 hours overall
>played demo and scout in competitive games and gathers
>game died and i stopped playing
>overwatch comes out years after
>not sure if there is a point playing a remade tf2 in complete casual mode

do i do it?
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>>147155281
It's not peak time. It's 3:44AM. Unfortunately there are children in Perth.
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>>147154917
Except they said in numerous blue posts that it does.
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>>147155183
This

Zarya is fucking ridiculous
Roadhog is fun but kind of easily countered and kind of low skill ceiling
Winston is if their healer or sniper is giving you shit
D.Va is for weebs and stupid Torbjorn meme stacks

Rein is the most universal and most useful of all of them
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>>147154751
Nothing

Mercy is quite insane in most comps/maps but I think that has to do with the fact that there are only 2 healers to choose from
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Just hit rank 56
>tfw slowly climbing up the 60 mmr dream
Won most of my games when people communicated in voice chat.
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>>147154964
Roadhog eats him for breakfast
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Mercy? more like Marsy
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>>147155193
that genji is long gone

reaction time + turning around + lining up the shot means he's already probably dashed the fuck away or activated reflect.
>>
>>147155319
Oh yeah, TF2 was REALLY respected for its intensely hardcore scrims
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>>147155193

Oh I do it's just annoying AF
>>
>>147155351
Play a ranked game and tell me what happens when you lose a Payload match.
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>>147155406
Invite me to your groups. I will be your personal healslut. Take me away from this hell.
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>>147155143
>in what way?
he annoys the fuck out of both teams, his own by feeding ult, and the enemy by getting memetastic hook kills. no one wants a roadhog in the game except for the braindead mongoloid playing him
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>>147155137
What's wrong with Zarya?
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>>147155420
xivg please go
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>>147155143
>I think changing his ult to something involving the two orbs would be cool
stop thinking about what you're thinking about right now
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>>147155487
Her right click is bugged and snapshots charge, so you can have it firing as though it was at 100% at all times.
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>>147155470
I'm solo Q mustard race
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>>147155487
She has a bug that makes her damage stay at the same value if you use nothing but rightclicks which is giving her the illusion of being overpowered combined with the retardation of shooting her shields
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>>147155351
Personal performance doesnt matter, luck does.

I was placed 48 with 7W-3L and grinded to 55, you dont "git gud" within a few days of casually playing, the matchmaking is flawed and the only times i lost was when somehow everyone wasnt clicking with each other and went full retard.
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I want pictures! Pictures of Mercy!
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>>147155547
SoloQ lead me to this shit >>147155207. I don't want it anymore.
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>>147155248
2 of any character can be cancerous.

1 zarya isnt OP
2 is fucking crazy good.
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>>147155412
Roadhog kills every non-tank class he hooks.

Hook + Meatshot + Melee = 285 damage, not including if any of the pellets headshot.
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Can someone post the local man contests point Lucio maymay

And also the who I played what I expected picture of Lucio

Thanks familia
>>
>>147155535
>>147155582
Then you should be playing her all the time. Too bad that's not how the bug works.
>>
has anyone else gotten worse at gaming when they did nofap? today i fapped and finally started winning ranked matches.
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>>147155612
Pictures of Mercy and Pharah you say?
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>Personne n'échappe à mon regard
what did she mean by this
>>
>>147155304
no i'm on the point holding off the entire team by myself
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>>147155386
not the fact that she gets ults in 30 seconds and if she gets picked off she can ult on points and revive the whole team in 10 seconds later because of the shitty 8 second defense spawns?
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>>147155662
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>>147155686
How does this bug work
>>
>>147155645
Except for Widow which has tiny as fuck hitbox so 60% of your pellets just don't hit at all.
>>
>>147155612
Most of my Mercy pics are lewd tho
>>
>Symmetra turrets are laser based, refined crystal energy projections that travel at the speed of light with the potential to melt any matter in its path
>range of 5m

>Torbjorn's turret is a ballistic weapon. This means gravity, wind resistance, coriolis effect and mass/weight would affect bullet trajectory and force
>range of LITERALLY 40m

???
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>>147155602
>Personal performance doesnt matter, luck does.
some life advice: don't ever play poker lel, you'd get megatilted from a bad beat

over a large enough sample of games, personal performance absolutely does matter
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Matchmaking took pity all of a sudden, apparently.
>>
Who else plays Widowmaker like a Soldier? moving along with your group so you dont get picked off
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>>147155138
>People play it to win, you know.
>ranked
No.
>>
every numbani game ever

>first point
>hold for almost 5 minutes
>they manage a good push with ults
>they instantly win because the payload is literally IMPOSSIBLE to hold in that shitty map

i'm getting really tired of this attack wins lol bullshit
i think im just going to play competitive because it doesn't feel as bullshit as getting queued into defense constantly in quick play
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>>147155689

Abstaining from ejaculation for over 7 days is harmful to your blood serum testosterone level and thus your motivation. You should be on a 7 day cycle and planning important scrims for the 7th day.
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>>147153452
>genji rides a faggy ninja
Lel, he should be on a 1000 katana
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>>147155523
Surely it would be better than the ult that requires the frailest character in the game to stand in the middle of the fight to be effective
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>>147155774
If you right click a guy with high energy it snaps only for that guy until he dies.
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40 to 48 now
I'm doing it mom!
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>>147155798
>neither of them instantly kill characters not wearing armor
wow what the fuck is this a videogame?
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>>147155716
No one escapes my regards
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>>147155612

>>147155696
Delete this, Mercy and Pharah are just friends
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Guys i just had the widest nightmare. I kept getting btfo by D.va as pharah. Like every game there was a D.va dominating my team. What dies this mean?
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>>147155890
>random as fuck 150% testosterone spike exactly 7 days after no cum
this seems like some weird caveman shit that nature invented to get us to rape people
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>>147155612
Allow me to help, is good pic no?
>>147154779
If we get bikini skins in the summer I'll be buying Mercy's, God damn. I need it.
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>>147155889
Me and my buds run a double Zarya when we're on defense in Numbani. It's unstoppable.
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>>147153446
THIS MAN IS A FUCKING GENIUS!
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>>147155535
So I know it snapshots your charge at 100, but does it go away if you die?

Or do you have to get it to 100 again and then right click?
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>>147155143
>zen ult
>every player within sight gets an orb, discord for enemies, harmony for allies
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>>147155798
>understanding limited energy issues
>trying to find logical reasons to fuck balance up
It's balance
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>>147156002
I don't see them giving any of the women a swimsuit skin just because of potential backlash. I definitely see them giving Roadhog one as a gag.
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>>147155790
Nah, at 200HP and subtracting the melee + hook damage only 6 of the 9 pellets have to hit her.
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>>147156029
It resets if you die, or if you hit 0% charge
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>>147155632
I dont think any other character absolutely crushes like Zarya does with 2 of them.
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>>147155971
It means git gud.
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>Zarya in literally every comp and quick play match
>can counter almost anything using her bubble shields, even Roadhog hooks
>takes centuries to kill because of her bubble shields, high overall health, and regenerating shield health
>the only tank that Reaper doesn't kill in two seconds
>insane damage boost that is extremely easy to get
>decent laser range combined with explosive right click shot
>ult is the guaranteed potg maker for her or her teammates

Has lesbo more or less dethroned Reinhardt as best tank?
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>play against reinhardt
>constantly whacking me as i can't get away

>play as reinhardt
>hits send enemy flying out of my reach

what's the secret?
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>>147155206
I mixed it up, less than 1 out of 10 are support players.
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>>147156002
>social justice fanatic developers
>bikini skins

lmao, not gonna happen

>tfw no bikini Mei
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>>147155962
Cute
Too cute

Isn't that the kind of thing you want to wake up every day to?

>>147156063
It's suffering, friend
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>>147155889
Numbanis last point is a really good choke, but I agree the map is pretty dogshit.
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how do i get better with widow?

how do i get better with genji?

how do i be a good hanzo
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>>147156095
gremlin d.va is the best meme to come out of /vg/ in ages desu
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>>147156104
I have a twitchy friend who is good at widowmaker who normally focuses exclusively on making tumblrgirl's day awful
>>
>watch poke for a few hours
>go to sleep
>wake up
>hes STILL streaming and playing well
how do these kids do it
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>>147153450
Best part about being gay is that dudes are easy sloots.
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>>147155889
>every numbani game ever
No, anon, it goes like this
>team runs up to the attacker's doors
>die instantly
>the one person at the point dies
>free win for the attackers
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>your rating: 50

fuck off

I'd be much higher if I hadn't lost THREE, YES THREE fucking games because someone on my team quit a few seconds after setup

Oh and nevermind the sudden death match I lost because coin flipped fucked us

Fuck you Blizzard you piece of shit assholes
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>>147156221
fiuck off poke you literal who
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>>147156104
>dont shoot the bubble
>win
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>>147155962
>Mercy and Pharah are just friends

Yeah about that friend. I think they're more than just friends
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>>147156063
>>147156168
>>147155612
Here is a bikini Mercy since we can't have the skin
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>>147156168
I dunno dude. Remember that shit with Tracer and then this happened.
>>
If you're not at least 2 minutes on fire on average in competitive you're trash
>>
McCree and Widow buff when?
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>>147156272
It rates you based on performance, irrespective of win/loss. You're just an average player, anon.
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>>147156195
>how do i get better with widow?
change crosshair to blue dot

>how do i get better with genji?
right click, melee, dash = kill on half the heroes

>how do i be a good hanzo
use default crosshair, aim under the first dot but above the 2nd, shoot lazer arrow infront of feet for 300+ damage, spam arrows around corners and through gaps, don't try to aim, just shoot in the general direction of the enemy
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>>147156013
To be fair double Zarya is pretty much unstoppable everywhere.
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>>147156205
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>>147156331
Hopefully never, the game is much more enjoyable with them not in it.
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>>147156221
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>>147156284
I forgot that this game was 1v1, thanks Anon!
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>>147155612
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>>147156279
he is objectively at least B teir
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>>147156195
>how do i be a good hanzo
no such thing
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>>147156142
Generally lag fucks around, it's also worth watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCksAMt5zgk

Basically his melee damage will be done 360 degrees around him if you spin with it, obviously you don't HAVE to spin like a retard every melee attack, but it might come in handy sometimes.

Also if you can finish them with an E it's generally a good idea to melee and then cast it for a quick kill if they're about to get out of melee range.
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>>147156312
That shit was just weird. Kaplan says they'll remove it because someone finds it offensive and "We want every player to feel heroic," backpedals and says they were getting rid of it anyway, and then they release that.
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>>147156369
thanks man
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>>147156428
fuck
off
poke
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>>147156272
>lost 3 games
>get rank 50
>lost 7 games
>get 51

Oh anon, it just means your average.
Perfectly, normally, shitty average.
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>>147156291
Anon the brawl is not evidence at all
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>>147155612
No problem
Lewd or not, I have everything you need.
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>>147156350
No it doesn't. Are you retarded?
Win/loss is the majority of your rating, the rest is miniscule.

Just read leddit or the forums for people figuring this out.
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>>147155819
>plays Widow like a Soldier
Why would you that? Just curious. They play nothing alike.
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Is it possible to be bad at Torbjorn?
I feel like I play all the heroes who are retard proof like Torbjorn, Lucio, Reaper Junkrat so even if you're bad you can still contribute a lot.
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>>147145031
how to crash exploit to avoid losses
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>>147156436
>implying it wasn't just a marketing gimmick to play on the gamergate fags
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>>147156205
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>>147156043
>Having to fight off a team that all regeneate health while you all take increased damage

That might be even more miserable to fight against than Mercy's ult

Fund it

>>147156104
>tfw you can't git gud with Zarya
I've tried so hard bros :(

I just can never build up enough charge because they always stop shooting and whenever I try and use M1 I have a hard time tracking it even when I just think of it as hitscan

I still think Rein arguably has more utility though just because he basically forces the fight to revolve around him as his teammates shoot safely behind him and the others have to focus his shield before they can really do anything
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>streamer goes solo q
>loses 3 in a row
>gets a into a 5 man stack
>6 wins in a row
ayyyy comp sure shows skill guys.
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>1000 shekels
Do I wait for new skins ?
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>>147156284
>just don't shoot the bubble!

Besides other people shooting the bubble, there are so many instances where Zarya can get the damage boost for free in circumstances where the bubble will be shot automatically. Someone got hooked? Shield them and you're halfway there already. Anyone uses an ult? Shields up, free 100%.
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>>147156471
Thats fine, if you want to.
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>>147156554
t. broke with no friends
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>>147156436
her other victory pose is her sitting on the floor

it's fine dude
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>>147156407
I wish there was adderall in europe
I'd probably get addicted but if I had more than 15 minutes concentration for anything I'd be so much happier in life
>>
I'M A MAN ON A MISSION

is there a better voiceline in the game?
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>King's Row attack
>pick Zarya
>enemy Junkrat already spamming the door like some retard
>shield me and Reinhardt as the doors open
>fully charged within 2 seconds of the game
>destroy everything in my path
>>
>enter ranked
>some guy leaves
>30 secs later get kicked back to menu
>enter ranked
>some guy leaves
>30 secs later get kicked back to menu
>enter ranked
>some guy leaves
>30 secs later get kicked back to menu


literally 3 times in a row

nice blizzard
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>>147156520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2U8U1aJDps
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>>147156312
Why doesn't Mercy speak Swiss German?
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>>147156631
VIOLENCE IS USUALLY THE ANSWER
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>>147156471
Post more extremely professional artist looking Mercy please. I love this way more than any line art cartoony bullshit, lewd or not.
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When are players gonna understand that you have to defend on the point and not in front of the spawn in hybrid maps ?
I keep losing games because the ennemy team just rushes the point and I'm 1v6 when my team died the first 5 second of the game
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>>147156554
Team organization is a skill :^)
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>>147156205
>mlg jokes
>/vg/
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>>147156464
Well the brawl isn't exactly helping your case along with everything else, you know like them literally being a couple.
>>
>the retarded 13-year-olds who play this game blissfully accept that it's 20tick
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>>147156631
SAKE!
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>>147156631
CATCHPHRASE
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>>147145903
hit P
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>>147156662
>>147156675
Where is all the porn of winston smacking mercy in the face over and over again with his huge hot monkey dick? whap whap whap whap whap its what I just just doing when I got rank 55.
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>>147152932
I'm at 95C most of the time
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>>147156586
B-but Anon! Don't you see? Zarya isn't OP!
Everyone else is!

Zarya is a fragile little babby you can one-shot without her shield up!

You just have to shoot her when she's nestled in between her teammates that have already killed you, because this game isn't team-based!
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My average Genji performance has improved at least twofold since I started spamming MADA MADA after every kill.

Definitely recommend it, become a better Genji player TODAY.
>>
>>147156662
Why doesn't Roadhog have a Maori accent?
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>>147156662
>Fire original VA because they want something authentic
>Get someone that speaks German instead of Swiss German
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>>147156675
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>>147156205
>gremlin dva
>/vg/ meme
??
>>
>genji mains
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>>147156710
>the grown man that takes video games seriously
untwist those panties anon
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>>147152964
>A SHADMAN PIC WITHOUT A FUTA COCK, PIERCINGS, OR TATTOOS

uhh..
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>>147156786
Is there something wrong?
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>>147156752
>monkey dick
>huge
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>>147156329
>Comp matches last like 15-20 minutes each at a bare minimum

Yeah I can agree with that

>>147156331
I just want to not have shitty aim so I can play Widowmaker :(

Nothing seems quite as fun as turning a fun casual team-based experience into a grueling miserable hell with 100 percent wallhack uptime and headshots on anyone that shows their face on the chokepoint
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>>147156831
Don't worry, there's a version with a cock.
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>see Bloodhardts golden axe skin
>realize ill never have it
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>>147156786
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>>147156662
Why isn't Mercy bouncing on my dick right now? We can't have everything in this world anon.
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>>147156737
>That fucking face.
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>>147155612
*Clack*

*Clack*

*Clack*

*Clack*
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>>147156786
>tfw Reaper/Mei main.
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>>147156786
>not playing the most fun hero just because you don't want /owg/ to make fun of you
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>>147156771
ty anon
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>>147156821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e__1KU7lg-4
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>>147156675
serial killer confirmed

hide your faces anon, he might skin you
>>
>>147156752
Gorilla's have miniscule penises
>>
I swear Winston players are among the stupidest in this game. As soon as somebody picks Reaper and they can no longer shift m1 to win they just explode in an autistic fit of rage all over chat and start playing like idiots.
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>>147156786
Ever since ranked came out I've played nothing but genji in quick play and I have no plans on stopping. Objectively the most fun hero
>>
>>147156995
Hey that's the JUST guy
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>>147157087
no its not
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>>147156995
I don't know what point you were trying to make besides making me sad
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>>147155207
It happens less at higher ranks. get better i guess
>>
>>147157035
>>147156887
Honkey ass crackers down on a nigga its slavery all over again nigga we wuz kangs nigga fuck why cant a nigga get a little of dat white pussy without yall crackers liein and shit niga whap whap whap hot monkey dick get some saltines
>>
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name ONE thign
>>
the dopamine rush i get when cleaning up shitters with genji after being useless the entire fucking match is what keeps me coming back to this game
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>>147157043
>switched to Winston for attack and sudden death
>no one in the opponents team ever switched to reaper

It's fun to play monkey man and win when no one counters you
>>
>>147156513
You can certainly not be as good at Torbjorn if you do stupid shit like put your turret in bad spots and/or just engineer your turret whole game

If I use your gun and put my turret in somewhere annoying to help finish off shitters I can almost always clear gold in kills by an absurd margin and usually one or two others + POTG too

I know he's kind of babby tier but holy shit he is fun to play
>>
>>147156639
>Zarya on one team
>Trashmouse on the other
literally everbody on his team should leave
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>>147157153
Jackie Chan
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>>147157153
dwraf
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>>147156436
God you're retarded. Every one of you btw. All this SJW bullshit was literally manufactured by retards like you, because angsty young males on the internet like to feel like victims I guess. Evil feminists coming for your video games and all that.

All Kaplan and Blizzard ever said was that they agree that the pose was out of character, they never had a problem with there being ass in the game, I mean fuck, Widowmaker exists. But easy stuff like this is too hard for you to understand I guess.
>>
>>147157153
thign
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>>147157150
>when you read it in nigga voice
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>>147157043
you could say they explode in an autistic fit of.... primal rage?
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>>147156786
>mfw i played against some autist who's name was literally genjimain
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>winning most of my placement matches with some friends
>different friends want to play with me
>play two comp matches with them
>we lose both
>they get mad at each other and leave after
>mfw rank 49 because of these shitters

If it takes in personal skill then why am I not fucking higher when I'd get gold medals for most categories every match
>>
>>147157127
retard
>>
Reminder that if you play ANY of these characters you're the cancer killing this game and need to kill yourself

Bastion
D.Va
Hanzo
Junkrat
Lucio
McCree
Mei
Mercy
Pharah
Reaper
Reinhardt
Roadhog
Soldier: 76
Symmetra
Torbjörn
Tracer
Widowmaker
Winston
Zarya
Zenyatta
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>the only heroes I'm not terrible with are Lucio Mercy Junkrat and Winston
>I play them too much and don't even enjoy them anymore
How do I git gud /owg/ ?
>>
> Double Zarya
> they have shields up every 4-5 seconds
> smallest tank hitbox
> half of their HP is regenerative
> bugged mortars

this is a nightmare as a 76
>>
>>147156737
Please make this a Jojo's Bizarre adventure "to be continued" video!
>>
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>>147156985
but anon i'm playing him already
>>
@147157402

phew my main is not there
>>
Whats a good all rounder main thats always useful and not too many will pick first?
>>
>>147157043
When that happens I hop away. Its insane, it really works!
>>
>>147157402
t. Gaijin main
>>
>>147156513
>Is it possible to be bad at Torbjorn?

Torj is just a bad hero in higher brackets, literally unpickable because his turret is so easy to deal with, it's not even close to being the same kind of area denial that the Engineer from TF2 provides.

He preys on shitters just like Bastion, Symettra is the best builder hero by far.
>>
>>147157491
Mercy
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>>147157402
Fuck off Genji
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>buy Blizz merch
>get this
Please help me guys
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>>147153452
>no dagumi shitboxes
none honestly
or mei/tracer
>>
I am not a conspiracy theorist, but... this ranking system seems rigged as fuck. Sure, I will say a lot of my losses were just close games. Hell, some of them were blowouts. But many of them were due to retarded team compositions. And everybody knows that many players will double down on stupid and refuse to switch out of pure spite.

I get punished with a loss of rank because of pure retardation from a teammate. Bastion or Hanzo on attack? Loss. Winning KOTH 2-0? Teammate switches in game three and refuses to switch, making it a backdoor sweep. These people hear/read their other teammates' words, yet they ignore them.
>>
>>147157491
S76, Roadhog and Zarya are the most reliable picks in the game right now.
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>>147157128
how do you not get this?
wait are you a hanzo player?
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>>147156173
Of course I do, Anon. That's all I want in life at all ever.
>>147155612
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi69aTLYF8E
>>
D ò n g z h ù ! B ù x ǔ z ǒ u !
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>>147157590
ME____
TEAM____
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What kind of person am I?
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>>147157546
What is that, like 10 euro cents?
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>>147157684
Gnar is cute
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>>147157590
Wow anon are you perhaps proposing that you are ooga and your team may be booga?

THIS IS AN AMAZING REVALATION PLEASE CALL THE AUTHORITIES!
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>>147157150
lel
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>>147157716

Former Soldier main who exclusively used the Liberty Launcher
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Is there a better feeling than completely shutting down any attempts at flanking with Junkrat? Especially upstairs in the last point of Numbani.

The amount of McCrees and Soldiers I've trapped and mined there is getting ridiculous.
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>>147157716
A winner
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>>147157580
lissandra a shit
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>Genji is with you
>*ninjaflips*
>this triggers the tryhard
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>>147157590
ITS A TEAM GAME STOP PLAYING SOLO RETARD

HOLYSHIT THIS FUCKING COMMUNITY, DONT PLAY SOLO IF IT BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH RETARDS
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>>147157580
What car is that lad?
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Reminder to press P and switch to team chat so you aren't deaf to half your team.
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>>147157845
he's right desu
you can play in a team all you want but if you're garbage it won't help you
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>>147157757
Are you the same person who wanted to fuck gnar the other day
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>>147157834
>ninjaflip
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>>147157845
I'm 55 solo exclusively, don't know what you're doing wrong, you do flank right? Because flanking is how you pub stomp, because nobody has the common god damn sense or map awareness to stop it.
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my group keeps running into this one team that runs this:
2x hyper aggressive reinhart
speed boost lucio
mercy
genji
and a wildcard dps
how do you beat this team?
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>>147157845
This game needs servers with cap time modifiers.
I miss TF2 like permanent servers.
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>be level 98
>decide to do placement matches
>do relatively well getting 5/6 matches
>suddenly all my team mates are 25-60
>70% of the time it's either level 25-30
>they clearly have no idea how the game plays
>they just trickle in to the objective point
>alternatively they pick heroes that do not suit the situation
>they also never speak english nor use the mic because LMAO ASIA SERVER
>get ranked 46 with my 5-5 record

is this decent? I feel like I could've done better but it was out of my hands.
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>>147157616
Can you get to 70 by playing just 76 and zarya? I can also do tracer but she's not as good as those two. currently at 62
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>>147157805
what?

>>147157894
88 prelude
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>>147157580
greetings fellow phx anon. finally monsoon is here
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>>147156769
maybe swiss german sounds like shit
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>>147158018
>Can you get to 70 by playing just amazing carry heroes that literally work every single game
gee
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>>147157616
I would also argue reinhardt. No matter the situation or team comp, being behind a massive fuck you shield is always useful.

Also his hammer is stronk as fuck
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>>147158016
>Filename
heh
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>>147158016
Nope, I went 4 and 6 and ended up rank 52. It's based on your team contribution as well as winrate, so you played badly.
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>>147157684
OOGA
BOOGA
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>for the first time in comp I don't get any premade shit or leavers
>but instead on def two torbs, one genji and one hanzo
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>>147158085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz2S9iggdzM
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>>147158010
what a wonderful world to live in
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>>147157539
reminder
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>>147157590
I bet you browse /pol/ too
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>the only counter for a good tracer is aimbot
good game
>>
Who #onlypicksdad
here
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>>147158070
that shithole looks comfy
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>>147157539
cute CUTE
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>>147156769
>implying Germans would understand Swiss German
She has an accent in German version and that's it, there's nothing wrong with it.
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>>147155962
Holy shit why haven't I seen that Mercy pic before
That's just too much adorable hot sexy cute
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>>147158157
what could I contribute more with a bunch of headless chickens though? played zarya, lucio, offense hero, etc. to suit the match up since enemy team wasnt switching.

nobody addressing flying enemy pharah or the reaper just blasting everyone at close range. or killing the backline healers with genji or tracer picked.
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>>147158284
he's my go-to when not playing tank or healer
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>>147158276
>laughing roadhog
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>>147158185
The swiss german from Zurich sounds more nordic
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>Zarya-Rein-Pharah-S76-Mercy-Lucio

Tell me why this isn't the best all around team comp.
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>pick S76
>it aint me starts playing
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>>147158276
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
>Headshot
You call that a fair fight?
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>>147158414
It is
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I had a dream that Zarya and Torbjorn were fighting ghosts in a haunted mansion together
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>>147158276
nigga like helix the floor and shoot her 3 times
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>>147158450
>Pick Dva
>cruel Angels thesis starts playing
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>Get the most kills as Roadhog
>Card is my mediocre 50% of hooks thrown
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>>147157716
a bad, bad man
>>
>its a team game so solo should be impossible to win in
lel.
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>>147157580
>dagumi shitboxes
>posts something thats not even on the show
what part of phoenix?
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>>147158276
Or just basic aiming skill, why the fuck do you people not practice? Practice, if you are bad at something, practice. If you are good at something, practice it until you're the best. People think they're the shit coming into this game from TF2, league, dota, CoD or wherever the fuck, the truth is that tactics are only taught through long term progress, and hero abilities are easily mastered, but the one thing that is always the limiting factor is aim, the one thing CS players have for them. Go into a bot match, and pop heads until you can do it every time. Then come back and tell me how tracer is hard to kill.
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>>147156675
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>>147158581
>50% as Roadhog
What a shitter
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>>147158363
Push the objective basically. If your team is doing nothing, ignore them and try to take the point, move the payload. Eventually the enemy starts to focus on you, and even your idiot teammates will be able to get a few shots off while they're distracted. This method is literally the closest to carrying a team that you can get in this game.
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>playing comp on Volskaya
>take both points in 6:30
>enemies end up taking both in 3:30
>round 3 on attack
>we end up taking both in exactly two minutes
>round 4, now defending
>four minutes in, still at point A
>enemies wipe four of us with their ults
>Symmetra just put a teleporter up
>Genji and her contest the point just long enough for us to all respawn
>we rush through the teleporter, end up wiping their entire team
>hold point A for the rest of the game
>tfw Symmetra's teleporter saved the game for us
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>>147158276
AYO HOL' UP
>presses e
YOU WUZ SAYIN
>right clicks
WE WUZ LIKE
>1deags your zenyatta from across the map
WE WUZ
>tells you the time and wipes your entire team
COWBOYS N SHIT?
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>>147158450
>Pick Genji
>WE ARE FIGHTIN DREAMAS, OMORI MEZE SHITE
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>>147158276
helix - melee kills her
or, you know, learning to aim
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>you will never give Mercy a gift of edelweiss
why even live?
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>>147158414
because double negro double tracer is better on koth
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>>147158685
Good question.
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Does blizz have yellow fever?
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>>147158727
You're a month late anon
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>tfw pretty much a Reinhardt main in comp
>it's still fun
>met 5 people who all use their mics in my first comp game of the day
>we end up adding each other
>go on a 5 winstreak
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>>147156675
here
>>
Does anyone else feel like the bloom in this game gives it a sort of foggy look? It's really distracting and doesn't seem to go away on the lowest settings.
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>>147158798
>hang yourself
>go into the light
>You see her, Mercy
>a smile creeps onto your face, one you have not felt in years
>she whispers to you
>"Heroes never die"
>you wake up in a hospital bed
FUCK
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>>147157912
No but I would
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>Symmetra has her sentry turrets placed BEHIND A CHECKPOINT WHERE IF THEY REACH IT WE'D AUTOMATICALLY LOSE
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>>147158819
No, dva is just a cynical attempt to win the gooks back from league

and it worked
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>>147158819
>add a Korean character
>enjoy your free flood of Korean fans
>>147156675
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>>147158915
kek
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so you're telling me at a rating of 44 I'm at the 17th percentile?

Also They seemed to have fixed koth ratings huh.
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>>147158819
>>147158950
What's with her and Doritos, does everyone just assume she eats them because she's a gamer
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I'M SICK OF SEEING ZARYA IN EVERY GAME, SHE IS SO BROKEN BEYOND BELIEF.


NOT EVEN ICEFROG COULD CREATE A BROKEN MONSTER LIKE HER.
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>Add mercy main
>Out of the blue asks me for pictures of my cock
This happens way too often to be a coincidence
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>>147156675
That picture is fucking shit and I don't know why everyone creams themselves over it

the harder you look at it the more wrong shit you see. I'll start you off with the halo sprouting from her head
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>>147158601
really north phoenix, almost glendale

>>147158328
the shitbox you mean? Yeah, pretty comfy unless you're tall
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>>147159104
prove it
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>>147158826
No more hero limit in tourneys, fucboi.
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>join soloq
>team are absolutely fucking trash
>enemy mercy gets of 3 resses early game before our mercy even does 1
>our lucio doesn't ult once, always runs up close and dies before doing anything at all
>team has 3 fucking soldiers ???
>i'm the only tank
>gold medal in everything but healing, ltierally did 35% of teams damage
>only person to go onto objective, ever

"u suck!!"

>call them downs syndrome kids
>they beg to report me in all chat

wow it's like I'm really playing league of legends!!! xd xd

Wish stats were shown to all so they could see just how fucking trash their performance is in comparison
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>lose
>say "GG EZ"
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>that one friend who has played for hundreds of hours and is level 250+ but is now stuck at sub 50 skill rating

How can people who play them all day still be shit at video games
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>>147159080
tumblr meme
>>
Is level 65+ this dead already? I'm matching the same retarded people hours apart.
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>>147159104
Im a mercy main and can confirm this
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>>147159163
Doing gods work anon
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>>147159215
You can easily act like a retard for a long time and not try to learn teamplay
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>>147148728
>Ryūjin no ken o kurae
Only quote that causes me stress. One time I was pharah, heard it, and SHIFT'd 100m into the air. FUCKING GENJI DASHED AND FOLLOWED ME UP THERE AND KILLED ME. I WAS SO MAD AND AMAZED.
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>>147159140
>>147158601
>>147158328
forgot pic 2bh
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>>147155040
Zarya solo is fine.

Double Zarya when your team doesn't swap to Widowmaker is unplayable.
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W H E N ?
H
E
N
?
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Are stats fucked up for anyone else on KOTH?
It doesn't count mine for some matches which caps my XP at 800.
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>>147157982
Winston, reaper, junk, tracer
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>>147159160
>team unga me bunga
Yep you're from league alright.
Have fun in low mmr.
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>>147159080
she's a blatant gamr grrrl insert
doritos and mountain dew... you know the story, they wanted to really attach their products to the 'hardcore gamer' picture
this matches up and is supposedly done ironically, however I'm not sure if it is really ironic nowadays
>>
Is there a way to try out if my toaster can run the game?
Would using a friend account and downloading the game possibly cause trouble for him?
>>
>That one person who thinks Comp rating means anything at all considering you can 6 man stack to rank 70.
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>>147145694
one of my friends is top 100 genji and was top 100 mccree before the nerf
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>>147159384
>tfw
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>>147159392
http://www.systemrequirementslab.com/cyri
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Replays fucking when? I want to upload all the matches of these goddamn aimbotters in my ranked matches
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>>147159338
Double Zarya or Zarya + Rein is broken without a good team to work against it.
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>>147159276
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Ogon’ po gotovnosti!
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>>147157580
>>147158070
Lucio main, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
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>>147159384
It was an average lvl 57 game

And they literally were retarded, everyone knows 3x soldier is bad and everyone knows not using your ult is bad, dumbshit
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>>147159163
I only do it in games which were super close so that it should be obvious I'm joking, but someone always get's mad either way and I find it funny as hell
>>
why dont we see more mei players?

post more mei pics
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>>147158915
"I'm no hero..."
>>
So how about that ultimate Heat Death of the universe.
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Does anyone ever feel that Mercy's voice doesn't exactly fit her? I'm
Not saying it's bad, I just expected it to be softer, perhaps.
Maybe it sounds like it suits more when you see her saying them rather than just listening to the quotes
>>
>>147154362
Where are you reading from? I only really picked up soldier as a primary in comp. See the stats there. You also didn't reaffirm your original claim.
>>
any non-shitters with mic who wants to rank up together please add me. Want to get out of 40 shitter hell and solo q isn't doing it

ActionRob#1448
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>>147159483
Zarya's smile is probably one of the cutest in that game.
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>>147159615
I think it fits her.
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>first time ever playing junkrat
>go 46-2 and get potg with a 5k from RIP-tire

Why did nobody tell me that he is so fucking fun? This is genuinely the most fun I've had outside of Pharah enviro kills.
>>
Lucio is so much fun to play.
Give me songs to listen to while I play Lucio.
>>
>>147159318
>that gearstick
lmao
>>
>>147159489
n-no, sorry if you have me mistaken for someone else
i think hanzo/roadhog are my top played atm
>>
>>147159439
Numbers say a big NO, but I've read some witnesses run it at very low setting, 25-30fps on toasters.
>>
>>147159728
>he never played demoman
Do you want your diapers change anon?
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>>147159728
Everyone screams every day how fun he is. Are you that blind or deaf?
>>
>>147159615
She had a softer voice during beta, but got recast so they could have her speak German.
>>
So I got really wasted last night and ended up leaving like... 15 quick matches. in a row. How long do you think it will take to get rid of the penalty?
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>>147159683
Region?
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>>147159163
>"haha sorry about ur ____"
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>>147153974
Gravity kills
>>
>>147159392
What are your specs anon?
>>
>>147159875
hahaha yeah man playing OW while drunk dude broster
>>
does d.va have a 360° critbox? i keep losing 300 health from behind
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>>147156195

>How do i get good at cancer?

I was going to do a cancer joke, but i feel bad doing so ;_;
>>
>>147159826
I just never found the opportunity to. Most of the time if I'm on defense I play Mercy, and Pharah on attack. But our support was already taken so I decided to give him a try.
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>>147159954
I'm sorry about your life. Hang in there buddy.
>>
>>147159919
hemorrhoids
>>
>>147159318
>bubble shiftknob
JDM af senpai!! 100
>>
New thread
>>147160017
>>147160017
>>147160017
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>>147159683
I don't know when I'll be playing today besides later tonight, but I'll throw my hat in.
BoneBoy#11955
I'm up for some criticism. I want to know if I'm a shitter. Also pay no attention to my Widow stats. I played her before nerf and I'm ass at sniping.
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>>147159471
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>>147154736
female junkrat needs a name and lots, lots more pictures

junkretta
jinkrat
KINKRAT
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>>147159693
It probably does just sound weird when not actually seeing her talk as opposed to listening to her quotes from a video. It's still pretty damn nice
>>147159604
Then why not try be one?

The world needs more heros
>>
>>147159683
>non-shitters
Except shitters think they're good, so they'll try to join anyway.

This is how games work Anon.
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>>147153720
>a scientist
>a normie
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>>147159689
i agree her and mei got the best smiles in the whole game after junkrat
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>>147153551
i think it's less about the sex and more about him being accepted sexually by a woman as a partner
>>
>>147160192
Junkrat is a gender neutral title, anon. Just call her Jesse Fawkes.
>>
Has anybody on Xbone noticed a graphical downgrade since the last update?
>>
>>147157491

>Bundeswehr

JA
>>
>>147153452
Any racing game that lets me be Knight Rider is a good one.
>>
>>147160483
No, just some initial glitches where the enemy team would be invisible either at the beginning of the match or in the play of the game.
>>
Does one get more experience from competitive play?
>>
>>147159140
hows it living in that area? trying to find a house thats closer to my wifes work but isnt too damn ghetto.
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>>147160873
you get to experience the joys of people trolling with shit hero picks, leavers, server crashes giving auto losses, 6 man tryhard stacks and other general griefing trash

comp needs a vote kick, a hero ban system, limits on the numbers of each hero etc.
>>
>>147160873
There's a experience payout for
>highest ranked medal
>time played
>first win of the day
>win or loss

Competitive seriously ups the bonus for time played, like 3k+ exp from that alone is common. But the flat bonus of win/loss you get on quickly stomping a capture map on quick play adds up.
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>>147159903
NA
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>when the game drops you some legendary dosh

loving it
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>>147159610
I'm going to wrestle it.
>>
Fuck Meis default fuck her glasses fuck her face fuck her hair
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>>147161749
>1240
what are you going to buy?
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>>147164519
i didn't post that picture, why did it post
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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