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>Not playing Zarya

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First for femhog

What's the best combo to play in a three man group?

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Please post more pictures of best girl Zarya, these threads don't have nearly enough

Thanks

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Solo queue ranked is the worst gaming experience known to man.

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D.VA BUFF WHEN

If you felt you fucked up a play or didn't have a good round, do you apologize?

Even if it's apologizing to pubs?

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D.va is fucked up

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Is there literally any situation where S76 / Roadhog and Zarya aren't good picks?

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Name one reason Bastion isn't best waifu
>Pro-tip you can't

>>147119920
It's the in-between for the day and night crowds.
>>147119984
D:

>>147120045
If I'm in a party with friends, and then only if they saw.

>>147120045
no you fucking cuck

>watchpoint
>defense
>4 hanzos, 1 lucio (me), 1 actual player
>we won
>everyone on both sides going nuts

>>147120070
Because Bastion is a toaster. And I've been burned before.

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Where would you take pharah on a first date?

>>147120070
He doesn't have a butthole I can lick.

>>147120039
I had a great experience carrying on my Zarya but too bad got hit with the KOTH bug, went 8/2.

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Would you sniff this?

>>147120026
Zarya, Hog and [DPS character]

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>>147120006
I want femrat to ruin my orgasms

>>147120116
But look how caring Bastion is anon

>>147120064
Roadhog can be a liability if there's a lot of long range heroes and spam, people will just charge their ults off him

But no, they're probably the best all rounders the game has

>>147120127
my sex dungeon

>>147120127
Auschwitz.

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Hey!

Quit monkeying around!

im pretty sure anyone who can beat me is cheating

>>147120127
A Mexican restaurant. She's Mexican, right?

>>147120127
To a shallow grace as she yells " DEATH RA..."

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Quick, toasted or jailbird?

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Is this good?

>>147120318
toasted

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I want to kiss Junkrat!

>>147120094
Because it feels like everything the last couple days has just been
>LOOK AT MUH STATS!
>TELL ME I'M GOOD!

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Being sub 50 is suffering

>>147120070
Couldn't pass a Captcha

>>147120127
Pharah is the preetiest overwatch girl, I'm not even kidding

>>147120438
He can click "I am not a robot" with his hand

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>>147120127
to a kebab shop

she's egyptian, Egypt is muslim
she'd appreciate it

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Would you nerf this?

>>147120272
Why would you take a Mexican to a Mexican restaurant?
>>147120297
No death anon, only justice.

>>147120429
Yeah quit wasting everyone's time being shit

Is there any good genuine saltyness/rage videos up on youtube yet of overwatch players sperging out via skype or mumble or anything? I need to make myself feel better.

>>147120385
Ohhhh that.
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR SANITY!

>>147120385
That's to be expected because competitive literally just came out and all the quickplay tryhards are realizing they're shit and/or getting memed on by Blizzard's weird ranking system.

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>>147120034
>>147120005
Zarya is best girl
>resistance only makes her harder

Why is lucio so much fun?
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE!

Use the earlier one first you faggots.

>>147101206
>>147101206
>>147101206
>>147101206

And remember to come back to this one instead of making a new one.

Have you ever been so salty that you didn't even vote on a card?

>mode is called Sudden Death
>can still go into Overtime

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

If you aren't on the point or heading to the point then I'm reporting you for harassment

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So when is the KOTH fix?

>>147120503
Clothes are op, please nerf

>>147120318
I switch between the as I feel like it.

Honestly for whatever reason white is pretty great looking on characters whose default skin doesn't have white.

>>147120634
feck off

>>147120429

I managed to get up to 50, lost a close match, and then it has been downhill ever since. Every game I see a fucking Torbjorn or Bastion, even when the enemy 4 inches from getting the payload to the last point, these fuckers still go Torb and Bastion.

>>147120547
So they can experience the taste of home and I can impress them with my knowlege of superior Mexican food.
I would also wear my sombrero and poncho, and carry my REAL Mexican six-shooter that I bought off E-Bay which is superior to any American or Europeand firearm. Did you know Mexican six-shooters can even shoot through tanks?

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>>147120634
You didn't even post this in the last thread what the fuck are you doing you retarded fuck

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>>147120070
>can be reconfigured to your liking
>will change positions so things stay fresh
>amazing 3 sizes
>five hundred twenty five DPS
>doesn't need support, can repair self
>doesn't mind settling down for life
>can have a stable job as an ornithologist

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>TFW people call out that your walls were godlike and your entire team votes your card

I wonder what 10 votes Mei says, it's probably impossible to get legit because she makes the enemy sphincter splintered

>>147120127
To Topkapı Palace
Egyptian bitches love Ottoman stuff

that when you are too stupid to tell if your food is either too hot or too spicy

>>147120642
>tfw enemy team got btfo so hard their only card was a 7 fan 8 elim mcree
>he instantly got 5 votes
>we threw him 6 more and laughed our ass off

>>147120503
No, I would 100% want to be that.

>>147120664
I just played one like 30 minutes ago and got a half a level from winning. Seems fine to me.

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>>147120664
>that comic
STOP

>>147120781
>she makes the enemy sphincter splintered
Allies, too. I'll never vote for Mei. Ever.

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>>147120634

You spaghetti'd and posted late stop, trying to force your thread.

>>147120664
>oVOREwatch
Wat? Just....What the fuck>

>>147120754
Some retard made this thread before I could post about the other thread that's been sitting around since the one before, fuckface.

Easier to herd you guys into the 200-post thread while this thread doesn't even have 50.

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What was in that patch ? Did genji get a speed buff? He's moving way fucking faster then I remember
Or is it my shitty Internet

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Just finished my placement matches
6 Win
4 Loss

Would you play with me?

>>147120781
I've only ever seen one good mei.

I added them as a friend and play with them sometime.

They even had her canon personality, she once blocked me off on accident due to a bunch of shit going on and she got rid of it instantly and kept apologizing.

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You don't want to go to war with me.....

If they ever nerf Mei, I'll be on suicide watch.

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>>147120782
I can confirm this. I once took an Egyptian slut to Topkapı. She was craving for my dick.

We fucked

>>147120869
I can only wonder how bad your MMR is if you only ever encounter bad Mei's

>>147120885
Too fucking late shithead, you should've linked that thread at 750 posts so nobody would make a new one, instead of coming into the new one and threadwarring

>>147120916
>went 6-4 too
>got placed in rank 54

What the absolute fuck

So what range of ranks are equivalent to Bronze/Silver/etc.?

What rank do I need to be to be considered not shit

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>win five out of eight games
>multiple gold medals
>ranking goes down from 56 to 55

>>147120961
sure jan.

>>147120734
Quality post anon, i laughed throughout. Dunno about that tank stuff tho.

>you can literally place a turret on top of the payload

Can Blizzshit do ANYTHING right? Fucking lmao.

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>>147119912
>My only competitive win today was 5 out of 6 of the enemy team left after the first round

3 losses and 1 win and the win was empty

>>147120664
I know where this is going, and I don't like it.

>>147121019
why don't you just shoot it

>>147120987
I consistently got 3-4 gold medals every round and was on fire the majority of matches. Pretty sure you get graded on individual skill as well, lots of shit go into the algorithm I'm sure

Does your rank change based on wins/losses or your performance?

I wound up being 45 after the 10 placement matches, I got 2/3 gold medals each match for the most part but I still lost 5 of them, it's gonna suck if I'm dragged down by poor teammates since I can see it turning into a vicious cycle.

>>147121089
>>147121019
>"Just close your eyes nigga hahahahah"

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>tfw below average on most stats
>81%
I don't get it, do they put too much emphasis on winrate or something?

>>147121101
Both

A lot of factors go into it

how 2 counter good pharrah?
Soldier 76 and Widow only decent ones?

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>Playing Genji on Attack at Watchpoint Gibraltar
>Someone level 30 picks Genji when we need a healer
>It's QP so just casually mention it
>The team is never on the payload
>Literally carrying the team, gold damage, gold obj time, gold elims, potg worthy ults
>Most intense/fun game of QP I've ever had
>At the final stretch someone finally goes Lucio
>"YOU HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED FROM GAME SERVER"
>No preemptive lag/latency, just immediately disconnect

It wasn't ranked so I'm not too assblasted but it did piss me off

>>147120987
If most of your games were koth you got screwed over

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>"Uh Torb we're on attack, you know that right" - Hanzo
>Every time he dies he asks what I'm doing
>Solo pushing the payload and killing people who get close to it
>End game with all golds I can get and POTM
>"Would have been easier if we had anyone but Torb"
Delete all Hanzo mains
>>147121019
But that's intended.

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Just had a Torb exploiting some glitch to fuck us over in comp on Dorado

How the fuck hasn't that been fixed?

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Please rate -
https://overwatchtracker.com/profile/pc/us/protatoSalad-1450

-What are your overall thoughts?
-What heroes could I play more of if I were to say, specialize?
-What heroes am I currently not playing that I should look into?

>>147120992
It's a little early but it seems 70+ is esports-tier, 60-70 are "good at videogames" tier
45-59 are average
and anything below 45 is dumpster trench tier

>>147121101
Payload matches make or break your rating no matter how well you do.
Blizzard acknowledges that it's broken but they don't give a shit.

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>>147120664
>oVOREwatch

>>147121148
Pretty much

>>147121127
What site is this?

>>147121168
I'm
>>147120916
And 7 of my placement matches were KoTH

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>>147121001
D.Va Ottoman skin when?

>>147121258
https://www.overbuff.com/

>>147121148
Widow and 76 are pitiful desu. Good McCrees fuck my shit up. Genji and another Pharah are iffy too.

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So I got to lvl 101 recently and had my experience needed to obtain a lootbox reset to that of lvl 1 again. Should I hold onto my more easily obtained lootboxes until new skins and/or Sombra or another hero comes out or just open them? I also have 1k gold set aside for when something new comes along that I want.

>>147121154
Run the Blizzard Launcher/Game as an administrator.

You're all fucking idiots.

>>147121127
How do I see that type of stat?

quickplay is pretty funny now. people just don't give a shit

>>147121350
>Should I hold onto my more easily obtained lootboxes until new skins and/or Sombra
Loot box contents are rolled the moment you get them.

Hoarding them has no purpose.

>>147121352
1. That's the only time I've ever had that happen
2. Why the fuck would that fix a random disconnect?
3. How is that the obvious solution?

>>147121434
which is how it should be

>>147121350
Lootbox contents are rolled as soon as you obtain them. In other words any lootboxes you get today cannot contain any new content that will be added to the game. Tldr; Just open your lootboxes now.

>>147121350
Boxes are seeded before you open them so no new content will be got from them if you obtained them before

Just open em

>>147121350
>Should I hold onto my more easily obtained lootboxes until new skins and/or Sombra or another hero comes out or just open them?
Blizzard said that boxes are rolled on drop, so no, open them

>>147120876
D.va is preety fucking strong

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>change cross hair from normal to small green one
>suddenly actually dinking people a shitton
Was this really all it took?

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>mfw I saw somebody trying to be a "friendly Roadhog"

I dont know what the leaver penalty is for competitive but its nowhere near harsh enough because people are leaving the instant a game looks bad

The punishment for leaving ranked games needs to be excessively severe so people stop fucking doing it, a laughable exp reduction isnt enough

Also, why the FUCK does it count as a loss if you leave "without penalty"?

What kind of fucking joke of a ranked system is this? Oh woops looks like McDipshit left the game because he felt like it now his entire team has a loss

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i cant tell if this is good or not

>>147121406
click the hero name on your profile

>>147121561
The dot is where your shots actually go. So yes.

Describe overwatch in nine words.

>>147121194
:) hows mcbalanced treating you?

>likes shotguns
>wants to like reaper
>can get around the cringy edgelordness
>cannot get around the fact his shotguns spew purple shit when they shoot
>nor the firerate of his shotguns
Back to-- Whose the other one with a shotgun? Roadhog? Oh fuck that, back to Bastion!

>>147121563
oh god it's hoovies all over again

do you guys yell a lot when you play

i find i have more fun when i'm yelling

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>>147121434
I would play the brawl this week, but never was a fan of Pharmercy

>>147121478
>>147121534
>>147121559
Figured Blizz would screw me out of possibly getting new stuff early, thanks for the heads up.

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>>147120621

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>>147120876
I'm licking all those feet

>>147121648
Team fortress two but with waifus and no hats

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Would you like Mei on your team?

>>147121502
>2
Because Blizzard is incompetent.
>3
It just works.

Zarya is ugly

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>>147121634
YA!
I'm mildly adequate!

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okay, /owg/. Take two!

Two straight pairings will become canon. One lesbian pairing will become canon. One gay pairing will become canon.

Which ships do you hope they are?

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>>147121648
If you aren't playing torb on offense fuck you

>>147121764
What she needs is some long, flowing locks of hair that rival goddesses.
Or just give her a fucking Amazon from Dragon Crown skin.

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>>147121434
Isn't it amazing? Fun for fun's sake

>tfw your first play of the game was your best play of the game

I've got 7 of them so far as I just for the game, and they are all shit to watch. My first one was actually genuinely decent and entertaining.

Why is my life suffering?

>>147121648
Why is Hanzo on our team when we're attacking?

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>Win 7 placement matches
>Rank 50

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>>147121673
Torb's right click

just unleash the MOLTEN COOOOOOOORE

>>147121798
Shipping is cancer

Roadhog + junkrat, bastion + Dva's mech

>>147121709
>>147121554
You deprived me of my (You)

Prick

>>147121770
wuts that called again

Why is it putting me on Route 66 SO MUCH? WHAT IS IT WITH ROUTE 66?

>>147121875
Payloads make or break your rating.
The more payload matches you win, the better you're rated.

>>147121148
>>147121319
For me, Widows, Genjis and other Pharahs are fairly easy, but 76s and McCrees piss me off. So if you want to destroy a Pharah, go McCree

>>147121798
How about we stop with ALL the shipping shit and talk about the game

>>147121798
Like, actually?

Bastion and MeiAnd as soon as she's added, Reaper and Sombra

>torb ults and causes my team to shit itself
>destroy torb and his turret with RIP-tire
>die to zenny's discord shit
>respawn and torb is ulting again already

Why the FUCK do people absolutely shit their pants and turn into blithering retards the moment they see a torb? He's pathetically easy to beat or even to just avoid on most maps.

>>147121798
Junkrat+Torbjorn
Pharah+Mercy

>>147121875
It also takes individual performance into consideration, also the KotH bug probably didn't help.

>>147121875
>>147121875
How many times does this have to be fucking explained,,,

Your skill rating is based on your quickplay MMR. Placement matches are just fine-tuning.

>>147120045
Only if I'm a center stone to the plan and I slip up.

>>147121648
One hero stacking is the only way to play.

>>147121798
None of the girls are lesbians though. I could see some of the guys being gay though

>>147121971
Hanamura PTSD is hard to get over

>>147121934
>Guide on how to kill Pharah
>Play any character but Pharah
>fight Pharah
>and ya done

Zarya plays off so many of my fetishes it hurts...but they fucked up her voice to where I just don't find her sexy.

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junkrat junkrat junkrat
them boys up to something

>>147121603
>>147121743
>>147121770

What site

Why is it always the shittiest cunt on the team who mains some fucking useless hero who always feels the need to yell obvious as fuck advice over mic?

>payload
>team is not pushing back the payload
>they're waiting at the next checkpoint
Guess I'm not going to help you guys anymore.

>>147122069
>what is Zarya

And I honestly don't see no gay man, maybe Rein?

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>>147120503

DELETE THIS

HANA IS PURE

>>147121875
I won 4 and got 53

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>>147121798
>don't give a shit
>don't give a shit
>pic related

>>147121648
just to be clear, hanzo has to aim perfectly

I wish Winston was a better hero.

I want to chimp out on people.

>>147122094
Really? Her voice and not the pink bulldyke haircut ruined it for you?

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>>147122165
>Russian nationalist who hates minorities
>Gay

>>147122172
That's very pure, why would you think otherwise?

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>>147121903
Whats what called?


WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY CAPTCHA? I'M ACTUALLY GETTING MAD SINCE IT'S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR A FUCKING WEEK!

>>147122172
pure slut

>>147122165
>maybe Rein?
Rein is the most heterosexual!
Hanzo or Torb are probably gay. Though Lucio looks like a twink.

>>147122165
>>what is Zarya
A xenophobic Russian propaganda mouthpiece who fights for the people.
She isn't gay just because of a haircut you fucking sperg.

>>147122246
same

>>147122094
get a life you fucking retarded neet faggot

holy shit

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Thanks guy from last thread for the new reaction image

>>147122246
Been getting that too

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should i kms? Solo player here ;_;

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>hanzo POTG
>he literally just presses q

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>>147122072
>>147122116
>Be Junkrat on Hanamura defense
>Place trap/mine happy meal near the little window to the side of the wall waiting for people to come through
>Hanzo constantly tries to get through only to fall into the trap and get blown up
>Last 15 seconds approaching
>Tracer zips through the window trying to save the day and into the trap
>Looks at me with defeat in her eyes.
>"Happy Birthday!"

>>147122278
MANLY MAN always strike me as the gay types

>>147122220
Nah, I love wild colored hair. The bulldyke cut is bad, but I can overlook it. But they somehow managed to make a Russian accent, on a woman, not sexy as hell. And that's a crime.

>>147122165
Zarya looks so blatantly dyke that it just feels too obvious, and then at the same time she acts like a nationalist. Reinhardt could be gay, and even though Genji has a great ass and I ship him with a girl I wouldn't be surprised if he was gay.

I bet Zenyatta is pretty sexually open too, since he's a robot

>>147122246
Wow I thought it was just me and Firefox fucking up like usual.

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>>147121971
I swear people drop all thought when they see a turret. The other day I played a game where everyone on my team went Widowmaker on attack and the enemy went Torbjörn. For some reason nobody else thought of using Widow as a sniper to take out the turrets from safety and just rushed in with their assault rifle.

>>147122353
these stats are god awful but this game doesn't matter so who gives a shit

>>147122353
You should watch someone who's good play Genji because you clearly have no clue what you're doing and just grinding out games isn't working apparently.

>>147122225
Hey she only hates robots because they nearly took over her country and killed her family.

She doesn't seem to care about lucio, or the fact that winston is literally an animal.

>>147121934
What's your direct hit rate? I'm 33% so Genji and other Pharah are fairly annoying. Ever since the nerf the only McCrees i encounter are fucking marksmen. Everything else gets rekt unless i get outnumbered and blindsided.

>>147122420
Getting that shit on chrome too senpai.
I have to click back on the white square and after a while I just refresh the page until it does it again

>>147122353
Well at least your player icon is cute

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Am I a gud handjob?

>Junkrat just spams grenades to win

haha
fuck this little cockney speaking brexit looking motherfucker

>>147122396
That's such a lazy and, imo, shitty cliche, though. I'd bet that's what Blizzard will go with, but I don't get why boisterous manly men always end up gay in fiction.

>>147122426
Duuude who cares how she's supposed to play, I just like using her bc of her booooobies xD

>>147122506
Just keep clicking empty space.

For some reason it just spawns like 50 of them and the real captcha is one of them.

>>147122246
click anywhere on the screen, removes the filters until you can see the captcha

>>147122572
bad b8, esports pls go

>>147122225
Yeah and they live in a fictional universe, Russian must be accepting of gays at that point

>>147122283
>dyke haircut
>dyke body
>dyke hairstyle
>not a dyke

Ok then

Rate my absolutely shit play of the game

http://imgur.com/uoUfQ7B

>>147122559
No you're shit, get off my team

So instead of being autistic and making a character one post at a time, lets be even more autistic and make our own!

Name
Looks
Class
Weapon Primary
Weapon Alt (If any)
Skill one
Skill two
Skill three
Ultimate

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>>147122510
t..thanks anon

>>147122572
>cockney
what

I actually got a decent MMR gain from KoTH. Did they fix it?

>>147121798
76 and mercy
mccree and zarya
really cannot see any of the girls being lesbians so i'll go with widowmaker and dva for meme value
junkrat and reaper

>sudden death
>we roll attack
>enemy team goes rein + symmetra + 2 torb + bastion
>
>lose

wew

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>get placed at 44 after going 5-5 in placement
>most of my friends are high 50's
>one of their girlfriends, who has never played a shooter before in her life gets place at 44 after losing 8 of her placement matches

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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>Tfw

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>My play of the game is me knocking 3 people to their death as lucio
>For some reason the potg starts way before it happened and cuts out the second I hit them with the knockback

>>147122613
Oh, so thats how they disappear?
>>147122506
>>147122420
>>147122337
An Hiro is fucking with use somehow.

>your team gets stomped on attack/defend
>leave afterwards so you don't have to play with the same team on the same map

>join a match already in progress
>it's attack/defend, your team is losing on the second point
>you lose
>leave afterwards so you don't have to play with the same shit team on the same map

>join a match, already in progress

>>147122631
0/10 kill yourself and/or switch to junkrat

I want Widowmaker to rape the ever loving crap out of me

>>147122393
I do this combo in that spot, fucking widowmakers and hanzos just run into it over and over hoping you got bored or something

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>>147122627
You do know haircut and hairstyle are the same thing correct, not two separate points.
I didn't know hairstyles dictated whether you like penis in your orifices.
Also she's big because she wanted to be a bodybuilder, no reason being a bodybuilder would make you gay.

>>147122731
You won Koth's and lost payload and capture maps

Unfortunate

>>147122731
koth is bugged

>>147121434
can I finally have fun being awful at genji without making anyone mad?

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>>147122278
>Hanzo
if hanzo was gay, then he wouldn't have killed genji because the clan would need an heir. it was already stated that genji was a playboy, he could get an heir real easy, and hanzo could stick to the gay clubs.

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>>147122572

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>>147122785
I guess I'll go for and not or

wow this 5 stack fucking sucks go figure

Is the Overbuff site objective time tracking broken or what?
I get literally 99% objective time on every single hero, including those with 00:44 seconds.

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I need pictures of Reinhardt in a jock

>>147122793
I meant hair color

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>>147122701
>symmetra + 2 torb + bastion

>>147122898
you sure can but don't take that shit into ranked until you have 100 games played

>>147122790
get in line

>>147122278
You just know Lucio is drowning in pussy though

I feel like either Lucio or McCree would be the gay character. Maybe Tracer? She looks kinda soft-butch.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TANK MEANS? YOU HAVE TO RUSH WHEN I FUCKING RUSH. I'M THE TANK. IF YOU ATTACK THOSE FAGS I WOULDN'T FUCKING DIE HOLY SHIT.

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>check soldier stats
>for some reason 99% of s76 players play him like a little bitch, shit elims/dmg but low deaths

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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>>147122695
I can see Pharah being gay, would explain the tension that her and her mother had from dialogue with the others.

>>147122246
What's that stat site called

>>147122572
Simple geometry

>>147123042
WE

>be Tracer main
>level 48 and still don't have even the basic skins for her
>tfw don't want to spend overbux so i can buy the summer skins

I only have Sigrun and Bva.

>>147123091
E-sports is all about that KDR, anon
If you only kill 1 person in a 5 minute match but don't die at all, you're the avatar of skill

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>/owg/ after competitive came out

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>>147122970
If I was a weaker man I would only focus on how you can't differentiate between hairstyle, haircut and hair color in your inane ramblings but I won't because you probably just made an honest mistake
Also
Fuck you
Zarya wants some dick.

>>147123042
Pussy he doesn't want, though. Like there's always a shitload of women throwing themselves at him and he just wants that dick.

>>147123091
coz u can't kill when u ded xD

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Is Reinhardt + Bastion the greatest team up known to man?

>>147123189
>>be Tracer main
Uninstall, please.

>>147123108
yeah on second thought, pharah is probably a dyke but still there would be no one for her to be gay with

>>147123260
That's not Streetswine and Zarya though.

The most annoying thing in the world is when I clear the payload and my fucking team sits back and just watches.

It was LITERALLY right on the fucking point, too. Fucking morons.

>>147123260
>Concussion mine
>Junkrats rains from above

>>147123051
reinhardt is gay for 76 but 76 is straight
the dementia is actually a symptom of long term substance abuse to deal with having to work next to someone you love in silence for years

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Do omnics have crazy customizable piston penises?
How the FUCK can we even compete!?

>koth exp/skill rating changes fixed
REV UP THOSE QUEUES BOYS

>>147123308
>Mercy

Whatever happened to that white, female-looking robot in the original art?

>>147123196
The hair and the pink nails turn me off, fun to play though.

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>>147123194

>>147123425
That's ATHENA isn't it?

She should be playable

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>>147123091
I think stats for competitive are getting compared with stats for quickplay and since quickplay has less rounds you'll get 99th percentile in everything if you're any good.

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>>147123260
Be a damn shame if a couple Junkrats decided to visit that party.

>>147123369
three letters.
EMP
M
P

>>147123369
Pretty sure being flesh and blood would probably help.
The warmth and personality of a human is probably pretty different from a machine.

>>147120664
Link

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82nd percentile is decent right

>>147123369
Men are tender, warm, and hairy to the touch. You can actually kiss a man too. Don't sell our kind short

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>>147122828
>>147122875

This is the girlfriend. Compare it to my profile >>147122731

Does Blizzard at all intend to reset placement for people like me? Is this not fucking absurd? We were both placed at 44.

>>147122645
Name: Flora
Looks: Is a plant lady with a long flowing silk dress
Class: Support
Weapon Primary: Left click: Spore, toss out a little spore bud that sticks to a surface and does AoE damage in a small area for a few ticks before expiring
Weapon Alt (If any) Right Click: Bloom: Tosses a little flowering bud out that heals for a few ticks before expiring
Skill one: Equilibrium: Bloom and Spore switch places with each other
Skill two: Overgrowth: Range expands on spores and Bloom but damage/healing decrease
Skill three: None
Ultimate: Flowers Forever!: Summons a large patch of flowers that slows hostiles stuck within

>>147122165
Junkrat and Roadhog kinda look like a gay BDSM couple

>>147123491
>>147123518
google "sybian"

>>147122956
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE STEEL TITAN OF ARYAN FURY MADE MANIFEST

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>Every team in comp is Pharah/Rein/Zarya/Mercy/Lucio/Random who cares because you could win with just those 5
Fantastic

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>>147123497

I have a garbage winrate with her

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>>147123518
Girls are probably going to just go out and fuck robot chads with 10 inch vibrating piston cocks and settle for us beta meat sacks when they're all used up.

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>>147123620
:P

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>>147123403
>Implying implications
Just kidding you do you man.

>>147123369
>implying I don't get a omni girlfriend with a pulsating pussy that can milk me dry

>Win match in competitive
>Gain [xxx-----------------] of a bar
>Lose a match in competitive
>Lose [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-----] of a bar

This happens even if I have 4 gold medals and put my dick on the table in that match.

What the fuck

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>>147123497
Don't take that shit seriously at all.

what's a good rank for a solo player?

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>>147123108
This

>Stuck going to US realms with 260 ping
T-Thanks Blizz

>>147123662
Jeez go to a therapist. Men are more than a penis, even human chads. Girls want omnics because they specifically want the extreme beta fuck butlers.

FUCK ME
WHY DOES ZARYA HAVE UGLY PINK FINGERNAILS
FUCK.
THAT'S THE ONLY THING ABOUT HER DESIGN THAT GETS ME
WEAR SOME PROPER FUCKING GLOVES OR FUCK OFF WITH THE PINK NAIL POLISH SHIT.

DICKCUNT

>>147123567
>Junkrat and Roadhog
don't see them more than literally bulk and skull, though the role's kinda reversed.

Sudden death ruins ranked. If we finished with 6 minutes left, and them with 2, we should just win.

>>147123196
Thanks for not capitalizing on my mistakes, judging by looks no one looks more gay than Zarya, maybe she's not, it's up to Blizzard and how they handle this

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>>147123641
>Pharah/Zarya carrying the other team
>their thralls are just competent enough to prevent anyone from killing their carry

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>>147123646
92% is my highest with best girl

>>147123768
>bought a legendary skin because of this shit
I couldn't play her, and since you HAVE to play her in comp to win, I just said fuck it and bought the arctic skin, it bothered me that much

>>147122645
>Broker
>Cross between James Bond and the Riot Armor
>Defense
>.45 Handgun (High damage, medium range, recoil)
>Throwing Knife (Low damage, high range)
>Quickstep (Reaper warp, but with 3rd of the distance, almost instantaneous)
>Stun mine (Think if Widowmakers mine and McCree's flashbang had a baby)
>EMP (Short range grenade that puts any enemy ability on a 5 second cool down. Also disrupts Ults.)
>Sabotage (Same are as D.Va nuke. Blinds, deafens, and slows enemies for a couple seconds)

On a scale from autistic to playable
How'd I do?

>>147123739
> the tension isn't something similar to Naked Snake and the Boss.

>>147123830
But stopwatch isn't fun, waaahhhh :(((
I seriously hate the way overtime is implemented. You shouldn't be able to hop, skip, and jump your way to victory with Tracer by just continuously resetting it.
It should be able to be reset thrice at maximum, any more and it just continues to go down until losing.

You know I don't care to play Soldier76 all the time, but when you're playing like absolute garbage with your usual picks he's a great fallback, defense or offense. Won a sudden death defense on hollywood because I decided to go him instead of junkrat which we lost hard the first time.

>>147123801
>Junkrat killing Roadhog
>Now we know who's REALLY on top!

>Not gay

>>147123663
DO NOT

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>>147123796
>Straight men post porn in the hopes of giving other men erections
I don't understand.
>>147123832
No problem bucko we'll see how it goes from here

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>>147123684
>be playing as cancerous bastion on defense payload
>literally turn into turret form in front of the front door of defender base during set up
>idiot team full of noobs
>in clear view of everyone inside the door
>they stay there anyways
>door opens
>waste 5 of them in the span of 3 seconds with delicious noobstomp turret
>this was my play of the game for that match
http://imgur.com/k8lU0tv

What in the fuck determines what the play of the game is? How does this trump a insta pent-kill?

>>147123663
I want to be that lion.

>>147123871
Not autistic, but not playable either.

Competitive mode has made me hate this fucking game.

>>147123558
Sounds neat, but I'd make Primary as a gun that spits seeds and add a skill; Pod, toss out a pod that heals or damages, using Equilibrium to swap

>>147123768
Why are people bothered by fucking nail polish?

>>147123558
Essentially my idea is a very defense focused healer who's all about standing her group rather than charging in.

>>147122559
>Hanzo objective time stats

I wish Genji and Hanzo would just be removed from the game at this point. The half dozen good ones are not enough to make up for the countless shitters that play them constantly.

>can only play Pharah when relaxed
>can only play Tracer when I'm drunk
>can only play any defense hero when I'm hyped
>can only play Tanks when I want to win

Anyone else find it hard to play certain heroes in certain moods?

>>147123927
>[Roadhog elimiating someone]: I knew there was a reason I kept you around, and it wasn't the sparkling conversation.

>[Roadhog being elimiated]: Hey! I'm the only one who gets to kill the big lug. (hostile)

>>147123768
It's so she can remind you she's a dainty women while she crushes your skull like bug beneath her boot.

>>147123997
What needs to be changed?

>>147121350
anymore concept designs like this?

what will the first new character be? hopefully another support since there are only 4 of them

>>147120429
So what kind of number is considered good actually?

>>147120045
wew this is the most cuck post I've read in a while

congrats

>>147123953
Proximity to point, interrupted ults.

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>>147124094
>B-but that one guy on the streams does it

>>147124107
If you play something better drunk it means you should lower your mouse sensitivity.

>>147123953
Plays from later in the game have priority

If you kill 3 people on point during last min it's 100% guaranteed potg

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>>147123260
URBAN COHORT

>>147124094
It's so funny reading these posts. "wahhhh Genji wahhhh Hanzo" has to be the new "Bastion is so OP wtf nerf Blizz".

>>147124094
They're fun
Okay, Hanzo isn't fun, but Genji is fun

>>147121434

I played two games of Quickplay: an intense attack in King's Row where we won through teamwork, and a shitshow defense of Numbani with horrible team comp. and a Symmetra who didn't shield her teammates. The first was satisfying and the latter was infuriating. Quickplay or not, if you are Symmetra, you have no excuse for refusing to press E. I don't give a fuck if it is your first time playing her, either.

>LOL XDD we knoew there are all these problems with season 1 and it just started
>but lets wait an entire 2 months until the fix is out XDDD
fuck this game

Is there any advantage in calculating your spraying with s76 so that your reticle doesn't go above the one pixel size?

>>147123997
EMP only works for 2 seconds, Mine has to be almost stepped on, Primary does moderate damage?

>>147124245
It bounces between them and Zarya

>>147122645
>Name
I dunno
>Looks
White man, medium length brown hair, mutton chops, wearing futuristic body armor underneath open leather jacket, techy looking gauntlets over sleeves, has one of those saiyan scouter things S76 Origins skin has. Has manacled on belt and a baton/billy club available for melee
>Class
Defense(?)
>Weapon Primary
Concussion Carbine: Projectile, impact radius+knockback, no damage, automatic, 20 rounds
>Skill one
Cluster Grenade: 6-second cooldown, projectile, impact radius slightly larger than Pharah's missiles/Junkrat's grenades, 120 damage, bonus damage to trapped/stunned/frozen/pinned enemies
>Skill two
Net Launcher: Projectile, traps/stuns target for 2 seconds, 7 second cooldown
>Ultimate
Toxin Grenade: Area burst blinds those caught in it for three seconds and deals 180 damage over three seconds

>>147124002
Lol, quickplay makes me hate the game.

It's only competitive mode with stacks that makes me angry.

>win game
>say they're a 4 stack
>we turn into a 6 stack
>go into match
>pick like shit unless I tell them who to pick
>goes okay
>lose but it's close
>next match
>route 66
>get shat on
>shitters sobbing into their mics
>look a tlineup
>2 genjis
>1 tracer
>1 widow
>"we need to pick counterpicks"
>"counterpicks are only effective if you're good at them"


fucking hell