>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—July 4th)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/
>>147097681
xth for ultrash boogeyman lives on
hyurboypussy
Is it normal to be out dps'd by a bard by the end of phase 2 of nidhog as a drg? i'm pretty sure they are multi dot'ing everything
Rate the MSQ from 1.0(oldfag)/2.0 to 3.0 current.
Hard mode: by each patch
0 decides what i fantasia into...
>>147118080
bards can do an upwards of 2000 dps by the end of nidhogg adds so yes
>>147118109
naka bp
>>147118115
hi abe what's up
>>147118109
lalafell to erp
>>147118080
Not surprising
Haha remember when grand companies were supposed to be a big part of the game?
Haha good thing that's another promise down the drain.
Haha
>>147117895
i just miss having more of my favorite color
nori gb
>>147118109
This is bannable ya know.
Also Midlander Female
>>147118109
highlander
>join DRAKN
>ask if anyone wants to run roulettes
>megu tells me to stfu and join them in erping
>Kiss Dissem logs in
>complete and utter silence, the game seems to mute itself
>[16:00][FC]<Kiss Dissem> do you ever wish you were dutch
>FC chat explodes
>[16:01][FC]<Jei Olivier> omg kiss how do you cum up with your zany questions xD
>[16:01][FC]<Giga Beam> dude i am seriously considering moving to the netherlands now
>[16:01][FC]<Tomo Mikazuru> i want to learn dutch with diss kisem!!!
>You leave the free company.
xth for the fishing
>>147118107
this is pretty bad
>>147117981
>Uncle Red
There's a mistake if there ever was one.
Alphinaud should learn from far better role models like uh... Aymeric?
>>147118210
>Also Midlander Female
lucky
>>147118107
why do you hate mado so much abe?
>>147118192
dick is not a color
>>147118186
>w-why aren't grand companies arbitrarily more important!!!?
>fucking yoshi!
>wtf why can't i queue frontline without being with my grand company?!??
>fucking yoshi!
*crawls out of proci's foreskin*
good evening, kupo!
>>147118103
2.0 - 5/10
2.1 - 2/10 (would be 0 but moogle was a lot of fun)
2.2 - 6/10
2.3 - 7/10 if this was ramuh i cant remember
2.4 - 6/10 if it was shiva
2.5 / 2.55 - 1/10
3.0 - 7/10
3.1 - 1/10
3.2 - 6/10
3.3 - 5/10
>>147118285
but who else will teach him about the proper way toreceive head pattings and ear rubs?
these are important things a growing young elf needs to know.
>>147118285
Aymeric ordered you to throw away the eyes before anyone had time to think about it, so no.
>>147118210
winrar
>>147118109
post character when you do it.
good night xiv
>>147118238
Dutch people are nice though.
>>147118342
naka doesn't do that anymore, he hasn't even lewdposted once since he got eb'd
>>147118210
how do i make a not bad female midlander,,,
>>147118356
Are you okay, my man?
I miss old /xivg/.
>>>147118047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NherJzotMo
Simply the best.
>>147118335
I think he just does it for the hell of it at this point. Kinda like Harp hanging out in the Discord even though any time he speaks he gets shat on for being shit.
Measure twice
Cut once
>>147118496
wtf is a sward? also that catgirl pic is hawt
>>147118472
He literally refused to show any more skin than he currently is for /moogledance
>>147118517
you're all right looking but i'd really have to see your writing to have an idea how true that is
>>147118316
>>147118410
I did it, I'm the fucking best.
Also midlander cuties master race
>>147118517
biast*
>>147118517
>cloud strife took in too much mako
>grows two feet
>becomes gay
>gets aids
>>147118597
fight me bish
>>147118659
Nice jights.
>>147118578
I like them, it's why I am one.Thank you to the anon who voted that one.
hello
>>147118568
Exactly dude
He's over it dude, he's married and settled down with an asexual retard
>>147118652
fish*
>>147118380
I can only teach him how to spill the spaghetti.
>>147118410
This world really is bereft of good role-models huh?
>>147118539
It's High Noon...
>>147118708
hi vjera
https://youtu.be/NRifKEf0xr8
>>147118736
BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT
>>147118708
why are you so angry in that pic?
did you get cucked by megu/nori/rocklizard again?
lol.
>>147118708
which autist are you
>>147118736
YOUR MEMES... END HERE.
>>147118708
I wanna grip that tail with both hands and yank it.
>>147118703
top 3 midlander
>>147118103
3.0 > 2.0
Best patch of 2.x was probably 2.4 with Shiva.
Worst is 2.55.
For 3.x, the best one is 3.0. The worst is 3.1 since not much going on there.
>>147118378
>2.5 / 2.55 - 1/10
I agree. What a terrible way to end 2.x and a terrible way to start Heavensward.
>>147118703
I'm glad my luck brought this cutie to life. Enjoy your life as the best race of girls.
>>147118881
Who are the other 2?
Should I go with this cat or just kill myself
>>147118821
>>147118848
I've never actually played McCree in my life to be honest.
>>147118708
i see me
>>147118970
Disgusting tbqhfam
>>147118765
Hello. Do you like ash cat feet.
>>147118837
it me
>>147118861
for why
>>147118496
>implying neo ebins hold a candle to the annoyance of oldfags like paks and shyv posting
>>147119029
One vote for suicide; thanks for the input anon
>>147118952
If >>147118895
is mado, then one would be my EB.
>>147118895
No dude, I am not the guy who rolled for a fantasia, I was just saying I am a midlander because I like them. I am hoping they post their new form.
>>147119061
how flaky are we talkin?
>>147118107
>>147119061
oh
nigga go to sleep its like almost 5am over there inniit
>>147118496
>>147119062
Just go to the discord, all of the old ebins are there.
>>147118952
naka/pippy
>>147119123
I fucked up that post: let me correct it.
>>147118952
If >>147118881
is mado, then one would be my EB.
>>147119123
Oh, whatever man Midlanders best race. Good taste nonetheless anon.
>>147118970
You picked my favourite cat hair, nice eye colour, but my least favourite face.
At the moment it's pretty okay, with a bit of tweaking it could be better.
>>147119150
damn dude
imagine if everyone at birth got a superpower
and this was yours
>>147119187
I was saying that neo ebins don't bother me. It's the older ones that do.
>>147119227
>pippy
Good taste.
>>147119061
yoooooooooo
Willbe petfor umbrite.
>>147119367
Is this Lewdelezen?
>>147119150
I don't know how people even think of these things. Why the fuck do they decide to draw it. What the fuck is it about deviantart that attracts all these fucking people to draw diaper pictures of Sonic, Cartoon Network shows, and FF4/6.
They've started to infest Pixiv now too.
>>147119372
Same but will fantasiato the mostpettableform because I'mso behind.
>>147119372
Just take it easy, man. I'm only like 84/240, no rush as long as it's done before 3.4 right ?
The next step will probably be a quick and easy one too. Just keep that in mind.
>>147119384
nah, that's ippiki
I asked in the last thread about leveling CUL to 50 from 41 (never thanked the help I did get, so I'll do that now, thanks), but does anyone have an estimate how many days it takes minimum from start to finish to clear all the moogle beast tribe quests? I want to set a deadline for myself to get to 50 by. Thanks in advance.
>>147119471
I want to FUCK this ogre.
>>147119240
Thank you.
>>147119227
I agree with pippy.
>>147119489
Do you just want a levekit for cul? It's the absolute easiest one to make.
>>147119372
i have a surplus of pets but no umbriteor i'd have used it.
>>147119408
fetishes are fetishes and money is money. people have fetishes and either want to bring them into the world or pay people who are willing to be paid to bring them into the world.
>>147119489
Are you on Balmung? I'll craft you a levekit for 40-50 for free.
>>147119520
This is my favorite midlander!
>>147119192
He still has no idea you guys are mocking him, does he, Ultrash?
>>147119384
I guess?
catte butte
>>147119192
Who is this?
>>147119531
>>147119551
I'm on Malboro, sorry. Thanks though.
>>147119489
Is this Eju Reborn?
>>147119630
where's the penis
>>147119384
Every elezen is lewd. They happen to come in many flavors.
>>147119582
How is this mocking rofl it's a fucking webm
>>147119667
that's our guy
>>147119471
ruki why
>>147119582
joe never is legit cool
clears a8s and gets HYPE AS FUCK
>ywn love this game as much as joe never
>Been working on a shitpost for a week
Hopefully I get some (You)s...
I pray to you, shitpost rock. Give me good fortune and many (You)s
Rate from best to worst
Feet
Scat
Vore
Cucking
>>147119702
end yourself, animal
>>147119815
theyre all degenerate garbage
>>147119815
Cucking
Feet
Vore
Scat
>>147119132
not very
they are well kept
>>147119161
fuck that
i woke up at like 8pm
>>147119367
hello
>>147119804
your rock is dead. just like your hopes and dreams.
>>147119582
>implying it's mocking
okay bud
actually maybe for the others it is but idk not for me that's our guy....
>>147119815
They're all bad but...
Cucking
Feet
Vore
Scat
>>147119815
cuck
feet
not even dignifying the last two because one of them is hideously disgusting and the other one is straight out of a cartoon
>>147119815
GOD TIER:
Cucking
Okay tier:
Feet
Dumb tier:
Vore
shit tier:
scat
>>147119489
Well, for clearing Moogles no one's at rank 8 yet. If you started the day of the patch you'll be past rank 7 by now. I think I was a day late so I got to rank 7 yesterday which is where most of the rewards are.
Still gonna be almost another two weeks to get to rank 8.
>>147119815
Best is a strong word.
>>147119702
>Every
No.
>>147119730
Dat no me..
>>147119803
I get really hype ingame that's just my personality but I feel weird being the squealing schoolgirl in a sea of short cheers or sighs after clearing something difficult.
rate
>>147118252
How do you not drive yourself insane leveling Fishing?
With Botany and Mining there is a zen-like quality of just grabbing shit and tuning out to some music but with FSH you gotta wait and pay attention and its all RNG.
HOW?
>>147119815
Feet
Cucking
Vore
Scat
>>147119815
feet >>>>>> vore >>>>>>>>>> cucking >>>>>>>> scat
>>147119937
ceeg beeg
>>147119941
looks very surprised, not sure if thats what ur going for
>>147119603
What I mean to say is, have you ever gone by the name Lewdelezen?
>>147119839
Liking the horns you got going on there.
Trying to look like the champ are ya?
Proud of you, kiddo.
>>147119941
>scars
out
>puffy lips
out
>brown eyes
OUT
>>147119951
I'm an idiot.
Which ebin that is taken/not interested/off limits would you EB given the option?
>>147119951
Plug in controller.
Alt-tab.
Watch anime.
Press buttons when controller shakes.
ezpz
>>147119815
All of these are bad
I can't even rank them
Futa should also be added to this list
>>147119702
End yourself, beast.
>>147119953
same
>>147120076
Kirito Tia
>>147119815
Feet are best, no contest.
The other stuff ranges from ehh to no way.Futa is also great.
>>147119941
2/10
change the eyes (shape or face is up to you)
lips are too big for the current look
>>147119951
>How do you not drive yourself insane leveling Fishing?
did they change it since 2.0? all you had to do was set a macro in autohotkey
>>147120053
what is wrong with any of these
>>147120008
>>147120163
how is this
>>147119931
So that's what, three weeks to get to rank 7? Sounds about what I was expecting, but for all I knew these could've been shorter or longer. Good to know, I think I can manage to get to 50 in a few days.
>>147120114
A cute girl's feet can be pretty cute desu.
>>147120163
AHK has never worked to auto fish.
>>147120046
its a trophy from a slain voidsent
>>147120159
>futa
fuck off lad
>>147120206
sorry im retarded and cant do anything right
>>147120293
Yes it did.
>>147120159
Thanks for reminding me not to pack sandals to fanfest.
>>147120114
This is a sera post.
You can tell by the fact that she posted a picture of a busty girl, in all her envious nature.
>>147120353
better, but what are you going for? you might still do well with changing the eye shape at least.
>>147118252
>>147120392
bitch i got a picture of nophica too, on my desktop even
>>147119815
>tfw literally all of these garbage fetishes infest your own fetish and ruin it
It's a hard life, lads.
>>147120353
no need to bad mouth urself, looks better than before, still have the surprised look, but thats up to you
>>147120159
You're a disgusting human being and it's largely thanks to you that gw2g and ffxivg are dead and dying.
>>147120392
Sera and I have something in common, then. How unfortunate as I find them incredibly insufferable. I'm sorry for posting the beautiful Nophica you lil fruitboy
it followed me home
>>147120583
>>147120159
these are falseflag
>Stone, Sky, Sea isn't mandatory
>>147119815
All of those are pretty terrible, but feet are the most harmless, even if footfags can be annoyingly boisterous.
Hey
>>147119815
>All those feet and cucks
Literal betas
Vore, as in cock vore, as in cum digestion cockore.
The rest can fall off a cliff
>Tanking Weeping
>Three tanks, A B C.
>naturally one would think this means Left-Middle-Right in terms of trash pulling priority
>Nope, other tanks just grab whatever the fuck ever
>Neither of them bother moving their packs together
>Stuck having to stack with the closer of the two
>>147120692
>ACT isn't mandatory
>>147120387
Unless you're a cute girl withticklish toesyou have nothing to fear.
>>147120575
You must be referring to my wife Valsi.
>>147120062
Youre alright.
>>147120078
That works?
How does the game play with a controller anyway? Ive been going M&K since the start.
>>147120178
You can macro fishing? But all the fish bite at random times.
>>147120468
im not sure
i just default to red heads when i dont know what to make
>>147120510
im not sure how to change that honestly
>>147120575
he never even posted in gw2g idiot
>>147120751
Fuck off you cuck
>>147120751
>>147120159
>2015
Ya'll are getting baited so hard. You'll fall for anything.
>>147120751
Ok so I'm gonna put inktags and alarms on my feet.
>>147120801
I don't know how random it was, but I remember being able to set a certain wait and it always worked to pull up the fish on time. This was within the first 3 weeks of 2.0 though.
>>147120747
I honestly have that fucking shit. It's like,
>wtf is one person only tanking? or what are we doing guys
>>147120053
>Brown eyes are exotic in this game
If I see another odd eyed/blue eyed slut I am going to scream
>>147120114
>>147120486
Are there any other quasi-canonical depictions of The Twelve? I'm particularly curious about Halone or Llymlaen.
>>147120750
Even better, but SSS doesn't have the excuse of 3rd party software.
meowing!!!
Does /xivg/ eat ass?
What class do you play?
>>147120986
She's into being hanged.
There, now you can make her your slave. You're welcome.
>>147120747
I had a Void ark run yesterday where none of the tanks wanted to tank and would spend ages before the bosses hoping the other would pull. They also didn't want to tank any adds.
By the end of it everyone was calling them sissies.
>>147120904
is this fubteller?
>>147120986
hi selzh
ilu
>>147120838
not that anon
it was the small pupils making you look surprised.
This looks better, if a little plain. Perhaps a little face paint to add more detail to the face? perhaps add the facial feature to darken the eye? Most of this is past what I know to work with, but they're suggestions nonetheless.
>>147121004
I would if a cute girl asked me to
SMN
>run away
>get roped right back in
>feel as shitty as I did before
I was doing so well too :^)
>>147120940
yay/nay
>>147120959
not that i know of, unfortunately.
>>147121173
Just remember youre there forever.
>>147120747
>Tanking World of Darkness
>Wait to see if other tanks want to take the lead, they're in tank mode so surely they'll pull soon
>They never do, so I pull
>They ignore adds completely and they stay in tank stance, trying their utmost hardest to pull the boss of me
I can't tell you how many times a tank has actually stood in front of Angra and the Dragon while I held aggro the whole time. I'm surprised their alliance's healers didn't rage and kick them.
>>147121139
Hi booboo !
>>147120751
Who is this tootsie baboon?
>>147121173
Hey Kozu. Don't worry about it that's the only sex you'll be getting anyway.
>>147121346>4chan filename
>still chainquoted
https://vine.co/v/O3BhVt7pVtq
>>147120801
Dunno, I only use controller for fishing.
>>147121173
>Take off my collar and discard it
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Logged in collar equiped with my masters name still on it
Everytime!
>>147119630
>tfw someone posts something you made
>>147119683
dicks are boring anon
>>147121493
post more
>>147121219
Go darker with the hair
>>147121150
better?
>>147120486
>>147120959
>>147120114
Wait thats supposed to be Nophica?
I just thought it was just a THICK chick meant to be a representation of Girdania like you had Uncle Sam in the WW1 posters.
>>147121290
i miss ninf so much
>>147121493
post lalagirl thighs
>>147121631
you might actually be better served by looking through face paint instead. Doesn't seem to fit as well with your skin color, though I may be wrong.
>>147121759
Moving to Mael for faster queues was a terrible mistake.
PAGING BIS KOI
>>147121858
i was hoping someone would post this
>>147119941
i like it
>>147121724
To be fair, it's probably just what Gridanians think Nophica looks like, so it could kinda be like that.
>>147121885
I'm the holder of the memes dude
I save too much retarded shit over the years
>>147121862
>switching GCs just for pvp
And this is why absoultely none of you will ever have the Serpent Warsteed.
>>147121858
say what u want but she was pure
and not meme pure real pure
>>147121759
You can thank Ftelwhore for her departure. It's telling she has balls to post screenshots with her now.
>>147121724
it's nophica, but you're not wrong either. it's a made up representation, as it's for a twin adder propaganda poster seen here >>147120114
the ones for the other grand companies do not feature any of the twelve, however.
>>147121913
>>147121824
I am so DONE with TROLLS ruining my ONLINE gaming EXPERIENCE. If you have ever trolled, or plan on trolling, please REMOVE yourself
>>147122052
>balmung
you deserve it for going there
Are there any people here that will oblige my foot fetish
>ever picking face1-4
explain yourself
>>147122030
i would thank her. ninf is an autismal supernova
>>147122052
Hey, Femroes have as much of a right to play as you do.
No need to go calling them trolls.
>>147122052
You first homie hopper
>>147122052
what the hell
>>147122043
As of the point of decorating your face, i can only say I've liked it and you're best off working on the character you like to look at and play. You got the permanent features out of the way, just make an alt and walk around with the new model to give it a whirl, and if you like it make it final. The rest can be changed at the haircutter.
>>147122303
Hows the BP looking tonight?
>>147121995
do you have the mado poop pic
>>147122185
Face 2 is good.
>picking face 1 or 5 like every other fuck.
>>147122347
no I think I always just forget to save that when it gets posted because of how ridiculous it is
>>147122343
just swell thanks for asking
>>147122489
thanks
>>147122185
Because a lot of reasons, actually.
I like face 2 a lot but face 1 is easy to make simple and cleanIS THE WAAAAAAAAY THAT YOU MAKE ME- Sorry.
>face 3
Was cute, not worth.
>>147118107
I still don't understand the hate for mado.
>>147122534
the miner one is cute
CUTE
>>147122598
They're the same but different eye colors.
>>147122052
You of all people saying this is funny. The alpha and omega of exploitation? The father and mother of infidelity? The creator and destroyer of relationships? Progenitor of memes?
Going in to Weeping City for the first time. What should I expect?
Ultrash Boogeyman here, ask me anything.
>>147122583
You'll see in around 20 minutes
>>147122534
>>147122634
the miner is a different face type
What is objectively the hardest role/job?
>>147122679
Pain.
post thick lalas
>>147122743
Greeat. I'll watch a video while waiting I suppose.
>>147122734
The one below it is the same as the one above
L->R
2 - 1 - 3
>wooooooow why did I get backstabbed?
Your fault for playing Gilgamung and Excalishit.
>When you like an ebin but they're off limits and not into ebing
How do you deal with it
Do I just want novelty or what
>tfw you just want an au ra husbando to play the game with and help design glamours for to RP in with
why log in
>>147122867
Which ebin?
>>147122489
I thought I remembered your name, but apparently I didn't.
Anyways this is me saying hello.
>>147122857
>excalishit
post backstabbing from excal
>>147122679
Weeping.
>>147122964
hell post frontstabbing
any stabbing
>>147122883
The old man face rarely looks good, same for that hair. Try a different hair.
>>147122919
>tfw you have this and he gives you legit responses of what he personally likes but tells me to wear what I like
>tfw I pick what he likes anyway
>>147123008
does anyone wanna stab me with a cock?
>>147122919
what server?
>>147122737
Healer and/or tank.
>>147123018
Neganaaki? Go away. Let us brood in peace...
>>147123065
I got a knife
>>147123101
>tanking is hard
>>147122919
i am that au ra husbando but I hate telling people what to wear and do
forever beta
>>147123206
i said cock, can't you read?
NIN or DRG?
MNK is irrelevant.
>>147123273
I got a knife still. What am I gonna do with this knife. I got the knife out. I heard knife. Fuck.
>>147122919
>tfw no one who will keep me as a pet and give me a nice heatlamp and rock to lay on
>>147122534
Yeah I can sorta see face 1 as a possibility after playing around with it.
stinky putt, pee yew!
>>147123242
glamour designing is just and back an forth of ideas. they shouldn't dictate it to you
>>147123321
the cutest image popped into my head at that
>>147123143
I don't know who that is, my name starts with a P. Sorry!
>>147123304
>2016
>playing memelee classes
Melee LB is a crutch.
>>147122964
When they said it'd be active. :(
best tips for new players? i've been focusing on the main "story" quests and the class ones too
>>147122919
>tfw no cool other to cuddle and craft things with by the fireplace
Shame.i'd fanta too
>>147123632
Side quests can help out as well, giving you some xp, gil and armor along the way.
>>147123473
what's ur main boyo
au'ra were a mistake
>>147118498
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NherJzotMo
I'm sorry, but at least if you are who I think you are you're pretty decent looking.
>>147123746
you were a mistake
>>147123473
If I don't play melee DPS my only other options are BLM which already makes up half the population of the game and needs their entire party to cater to their positioning, or SMN which is just SCH with no shields.
>>147123686
Nice game related post
>>147123845
u2bro
>>147123524
I don't think anyone who actually plays there claimed this. It's just next in line behind Balmung and Gilgamesh in terms of population. Balmung is at an advantage because it's the only RP server, so of course it's going to be populated.
I finally beat The Praetorium and saw the ending credits, can I finally access heavensward content now?
>>147123934
2/10
>>147123934
not this shitposting again
>>147123840
drg is the most popular job in the game so if you're trying to be hipster then don't play that. Also:
>SMN which is just SCH with no shields
Did I get transported back in time to 2.x?
>>147123934
You have a million quests to do between then and HW.
>>147123018
Even with the glasses?How do people even drink coca-cola daily
>>147123934
>can I finally access heavensward content now?
Haha
Haha
No.
Have fun with 5 major patches worth of quests before getting to Ishgard.
>>147123934
Hahaha.Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
>>147123919
>it's a nice server!
>we'll craft stuff for you!
>no bullying, no drama
Yeah nah. The shilling for excalibur has been real recently.
>>147123686
Don't know about cuddling but I could use a craft buddy. Mass producing HQ mats is taxing.
what do eikon rings desynth into?
>>147117994
>tfw trying to make 400 collectable ringbelts in one night.
So what's the cool guy way to get esoterics nowadays?
>>147124060
cuck V materia
>>147123828
that's beside the point
>>147124060
Same things you made them from.
Remain calm everyone. All will come to pass in one hour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHLERpO4HuI
>>147124081
Roulettes and barring that, farming Antitower or ARF until you hate your life.
>>147124046
I know that pain all too well. I doubt you're on my server though so all i can do is wish you good rng during crafts
>>147124009
SMN got buffs in HW but the problem still remains that they have no real identity other than being "the other caster".
Their AoE is great but raids don't often call for that. Having an extra rez isn't necessary if your group is decent. Their single target is meh.
Unless they introduce more raids like A2S I really don't think they'll have a real place in raid groups.
>>147123987
>>147124007
>>147124015
>>147124026
>>147124036
I'm actually not joking, I just finished The Praetorium for the first time tonight. How many hours am I looking at of just pure focus on questing before I can get into Heavensward from here on out?
>>147124243
Right, so i'm just gonna keep pvping then.
Post moonies/ashcats
>>147124042
It's only a nice server because very little xivg are there. Not sure who said there was no drama or bullying because that's on every fucking server.What's your story?
>>147124042
It's stopped
t. Shill puppetmaster.
>>147124237
>that siren noise
God its so eerie.
>>147124237
someone dropped a bomb on xivg?
>>147124340
A LOT.
Easily 40+ hours.
Don't rush it. Just enjoy the story. it gets quite a lot better, I promise.
>>147124046
>Mass producing HQ mats is taxing.
>I pay $10/month to work a second job
I feel bad for anyone who wastes their time with the boring crafting and gathering in this game.
>>147124340
You're not even halfway through the ride my man. You finished the tutorial though.
>>147124340
depends on if you have friends and if you like reading quest dialogue
your answers to those questions will also determine whether or not you find it bearable.
>>147124372
i thought the same thing. its like your stomach drops because you know something is about to happen
>>147124323
I agree actually. I hope they do more stuff like what they did with the HW abilities because they're fun as fuck and obviously SE doesn't know how the fuck to make a pet job so they aren't going to focus on that anyway.
>>147124321
You're doubt isright.
You already forgot me? Damn.
>>147124485
It's ok when I don't have to try HQ too many things. It's why I enjoyed crafting in 2.0. Once I level up and meld I am sure i'll like it better outside of the higher end crafts, but leveling up and relying this much on HQ is ass.
>>147124485
MACROS SON
You think i'm MANUALLY doing all this crap? LOL.
>>147122646
thats not me dummy 'w'
>>147124021
>>147123018
pls respond
>>147123828
will you PLEASE let me touch your horns!
>>147124592
>You're
I'm retarded.
>>147124619
fucking kill me i haven't had collectable synth on this whole time.
>>147124648
Ha I like the glasses.
Honestly anon if you like it that's all that matters. If you end up hating it, a fanta is only 10$ away.
>>147124484
>>147124487
>>147124530
Well, at least I like the story so far. I guess I'll try to take breaks from it to not get burned out, thanks.
Best fem race to fist with?
>>147121807
that was harder than i expected
>>147124542
Yeah. Like all hope is just... drained as the siren just whirls in your mind.
So freaky.
>>147124809
Don't even trip dog. You can still do Palace of the Dead when it comes out. Go work on your zodiac weapon for a bit. It's a fun little side story and lets you skip the awful fate grinding for the anima.
>>147124858
lala
>>147124046
>top 3 needs crafting buddy
what server
>>147124869
Distributing child pornography is against the law.
>>147124964
The problem is that my main class is Paladin though and I really don't want to play it once I hit Heavensward and get Dark Knight. Can I work on a Dark Knight relic now instead of a Paladin relic?
Today, I pulled a fucking stupid and server transfered the wrong character. Now I have to wait 3 days before I can play with the squad. 3 day rule is shit, fite me.
>>147124729
why do you want to they're just for hearing
please stop stalking!
>>147125127
actually yes. You can turn in any zodiac weapon for the first step of any anima weapon.
0 decides if i post all my erp logs...
>>147125038Gilgamesh.
Was half serious, I have my EB but she's off playing other games for now so this shit falls completely on me.Also I am a pretty boring person.
>>147125209
Do it.
>>147125147
is that you lion meido?
>>147125209
You weren't going to anyway
>>147125232
>gilga
Oh well. We could have been boring crafting buddies but it wasn't meant to be.
look at them they are so CUTE!!
Old man elf bard or typical midlander bard?
>>147125209
here's your (you)
>>147125403
Post both pls
How necessary is awareness for drk? I want to be a good edgeknight, but gladiator is so boring so far. I just got to 22.
>>147125185
For the anima weapons you need a stage 5 relic weapon right? Is it actually worth working on for endgame content over dungeon drops or buyable market weapons?
It is now time for c@?
>>147125209
let's go
>>147125347
i will
tfw it's overtfw nothing to do till 3.35
>>147125530
>>147125209
You fucked now
>>147125585
Getting above 21st percentile on A8S is a start
>>147125469i know neither are very good but one is better than the other
>>147125518
It helps a lot for A7S since Quickthinx has a fairly high crit rate. No crits during Uplander Doom = no dying.
>>147125527
what the fuck is that thing? I threw up in my mouth a bit delete it please.
That thing over there...
It looks ugly, I don't want to touch it, why I have to touch it!?
>>147123632
Check the OP, there is nice stuff there
like:
http://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Guide:Progression%20and%20Level%20Locked%20Content
Which tells you what you can unlock and when
>>147125738
OLD MAN
>>147125521
SORT OF. Relic is always a step behind the ultimate raid weapon, so if you get into a bleeding edge static you won't need it. But it's always second best and sometimes the best (just later)
>>147125386
>not on gilga
Well shit, I've talked to several people interested in hanging out that aren't on gilgamesh, and I joined this server on launch because of friends. Damn shame how things work out.
>>147125738
elf
>>147125585
Doesn't count if you get carried by your GC. Get 100 Adder wins, and then you'll be done.
>>147125648
eh nvm
Can someone post a 60 BLM rotation?
>>147124542
>>147124372
>has never heard a tornado siren go off
nth for making levekits
>>147125585
grats brother :-)
>>147125585
>mfw all these losses because of the 1800 point limit
naka beep
>>147126214
Flames?
>>147126214
>he actually thinks the point cap reduction will be a good thing
Mate, this next patch is going to kill Shatter even deader than it already is.
>>147126153
fire > ice >fuck your sister>watch her blow up half of the city and make your son commit suicide
>>147125275
Naw senpai. Just some other retard who can't remember which server has their alt and which has the main.
>>147124372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM
sirens are so creepy
>>147125042
it's ok anon, it's cute not pedo.
>>147126413
Those aren't even the worst ones. These are creepy as fuck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAsflLp8ymg
>>147126178
i live in California, no tornadoes here
catboys sausage OuO
>>147126423
Now I want a pic of a lala sleeping in a male elezen/roes/au ra tank scarf/hood all adorable like
>>147126305
stratos sa
>>147121606
late
>>147125738
What Grand Company should I join on Primal if I just want Wolf Marks quickly and don't care about wins or losses?
Would a BLM be bale to do anything well at 60 with a controller?
>>147126501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vco6gZPjPbg
i dont know what it is about them, but they're just terrifying
i guess maybe it's what hearing them entails?
they creep me the fuck out and i really do not want to hear one of these EVER in my life
>>147126413
So is this moonie..
Hey kid.I'm a computer
>tfw no lala gf
>>147126501
https://youtu.be/mw_HKzo9Ync
this is by far the worst one.
>>147126831
Got that taste out of your mouth yet?
>>147126898
Doesnt count if its creepypasta tier shit.
>>147126831
fanta to a make and give me the d
>>147126831
stop all the downloadin
>>147126763
how am i creepy?
>>147126831
Damnit..Now I wanna watch those again.
>>147126970
Can you really call it creepypasta? It's not trying to be an urban legend, it's just a short.
>>147126991
Look at that creepy look! Not cute at all.
What happened with fwhalon
>>147126831
Windows 2k-tan?
>>147126991
those eyes are bleeding apprehension
extremely off-putting
>>147126747
Phh. Don't move to the midwest then, they test the damn things every month for like an hour. They're unbelievably annoying.
They're probably creepy because of how much they echo. And they need to, because they have to be audible for miles.
>>147127273
Not even close are you retarded
>>147126951
Sadly, no.
>>147126980
>>147127030I'm rewatching them again.
>ten years old
brb existential crisis
>>147127403
>not even close to being good
more your problem than mine to be honest family
>>147127445
you got an imgur?
>>147127543
Too lazy. I just installed the mod to check out the textures.
>>147121862
oh I just saw you in shatter
>>147127182
wtf
>>147127386
to me she just looks ticked off
all cats have big eyes so idk
>>147127402
we have fuck all of anything like that in england
we dont really have weather that could get so bad that it's life threatening, tho.
HOW THE HELL DO CATS WEAR GLASSES HOLY SHIT
so when is that faggot going to drop the bomb on xivg
>>147127445porkchop sandwiches
>>147127695
Which faggot and what bomb?
>>147127653
I like the shiny eyes. Post cute southern seas outfit!
>>147127663
Magic
>>147127663
You move around the world by atomizing yourself and having those atoms magically re-arrange themselves at your destination.
You fish up giant octopus,dinosaurs and the like and stow them away in your pocket.
And you wonder how cat people wear glasses?
>>147126661
It doesn't matter.
If you like losing, join the Flames.
>>147127653
You have air raid sirens, they're literally the same thing.
But no you don't have the constant threat of tornados wiping half your town off the map so the need isn't quite as pressing.
>>147127663
They are fused into their skulls.
>>147127815
i really want this c@ to step on me
>>147127868
Well, I've already got that part down!
>>147127868
Adder gets its shit rekt in every game
Stormfags try to kill adder so hard they end up getting last
Flames win by default
Renember guys, it isn't the poop he likes, it's the embarrassment! Really! You've GOT to believe him!
What is that smell? EUGH
>>147128086
Nah that's Aether. On Primal, Flames get their shit wrecked regardless and take it out on adders, while Maelstrom just shits all over everybody.
>>147127876
This shit scared the fuck out of me when I went out west to visit some friends. Tornado sirens would be tested at 2PM every wednesday.
Remember guys, it isn't the attention he likes, it's the memes! Really! You've GOT to believe him!
>>147127876
The school i went to in my 5th grade school used a air raid siren for the ringing bells.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5FwsIkJCXU a tiny version of this.
One whole year of this. Gladly school got demolished when i finished that year, a new one was being built.
>>147128371
First Wednesday of the month usually. Now they've also added a loudspeaker with some recorded gibberish on it that nobody can actually make out.
>>147128371
Nice FFXIV post, faggot. Why do you post in this thread literally every single waking day of your life?
>>147128736
this is bait
THE JOURNEY CONTINUESI should be drawing eyebrows c@, chocoelezen or the other stuff before SFV at midnight
I think I've reached that point of acceptance when it comes to the monotony of these endless, boring fetch quests.
how do i pick a main
>>147128837
>chocoelezen
This one.
>>147128736Chill out
kupo
>EB brought up Skype and maybe exchanging pictures
>I'm pretending to be AFK right now
I don't know how I'm going to deal with it if she looks and/or sounds like Velvet, guys. I was comfortable with the idea of picturing her as a cute anime girl in real life for the entirety of our relationship.
>>147128940Balmung? Need a Lala to help you keep warm?
>>147125162
i just want to rub your croissant horns, i promise it will feel nice
>>147127809
>>147127809
>>147127876
yeah but i've not once heard them tested
Diapie Hour commences. No game discussion.
>another Primal
Fucking finally, something exciting.
>>147129008
Tell them you're not comfortable with making that step. If they wanna drop it just move on.
>>147129084
Cute as heck! Do you have the striped too?
>>147129008
it's ok mate,we all began as monkeys
>someone says something is bait
>people still gobble it up like nothing
I swear this general is full of nothing but literal fish.
>>147127663
Like those cheap paper 3D glasses without temples you used to get in cereal boxes.
Habisphere housing when?
>>147129015That's mado though.Their balmung char is a cat atm as well
>>147129202
You know those islands w/ random storage?
Now that would be cool.
>>147129167
the point is, everything in this general is bait
if person A doesn't like person B, then the person C, who's a friend of the person B, will accuse person A of baiting, even if criticism is valid
>>147129121
please let me have your bonus
>>147129202
According to one of those quest robots, the Allagans rounded up and hunted catboys for sport.
Does that kind of thing seem okay to you?
>>147129257
But in this general, more often than not, person A is always baiting.
Need I remind you of such classics as Midan Metal Greatsword and >17th percentile?
>>147129363
Seems fantastic. Azys Lla housing WHEN
>>147129386
I don't understand either of these memes
In one case someone apparently isn't allowed to be excited for/want loot and in the other someone is getting roasted for having bad DPS on a fight where DPS isn't at all required
>tell someone to go to bed
>they actually logged off
That's like, the first time that's ever worked.
What's worth spending GC seals on?
I've just been spending them on ventures but I think I have enough to last a lifetime.
>>147129281
My what? Is that slang.
>>147129518
moonstones if you're working on relic, cordials if you don't
>>147128850
Not 60 yet? Pick whichever class sounds most fun to you or has your favorite weapon.
Already 60 on one class? Just main it you fuckwit.
60 on multiple classes? Decide whether you want to go with what you're good at or what you like the most. If you go with something you're already good at you're set, just don't get distracted by other classes. If you like something but it's not your best class, ignore other classes and put in work to make it worth whatever you like it for.
>>147129457
>tell someone {exit game} {Please use it.}
>they do
>>147129518
moonstones for relic
>>147129549
please let mewash your facewith my tongue
>>147129008
mitebcool
>>147129363
>>147129437
More like hunted them for spurts.
>>147129549
your poetics bonus you loser
>>147129549
>>147129689
I think dirtlizard lost that bonus a long time ago friend.
Nighttime
Can I be an avatarfag too?
>>147128086
Literally the opposite of what actually happens. Flames will lose horribly and go after whoever is in first, and still come in last place whether they alter the turnout or not.
>>147129662
Seems like a bro
>>147129578
>>147129610
I'm not quite there in my relic quests, but how many moonstones would I need for that step?
Just so I know what amount to not go over.
>>147129821
Turn around and show that tin butt.. and maybe.
>>147129518
As others have said, Moonstones - Relic , or Cordials if you gather.
Otherwise see if anyone in your FC/friends makes use of the mats or something from there and see if you can set up a little deal to buy them mats for a bit of money, or even just see if any of them oddly sell well on your server.
>>147129767
oh i thought they were doing msq ramuh
Kinda wish I stayed subbed for the valentines event. Kinda jelly of people walking around with the flat caps and I can't just buy one.
>>147129437
Azys Lla is best zone, hands down. Best music, too.
>>147129914
They'll sell it on mogstation within the year, don't worry too much.
>>147129015
Like a teddy bear?
>>147129838
You need five per sand. 80 sand for a relic. So 400 moonstones basically.
So don't try to do it all with moonstones alone.
>>147129008
nice one ultrash, totally not obvious
>>147129914
I want the broomstick.or the flying segue but I don't see getting that many victories any time soon
>>147129838
You need around 400 moonstones for the latest step.
5 moonstones = 1 crystal sand (+umbrite) = 3 treated crystal sand
Theres 240 points total so you need 80 crystal sands.
After you reach the half point each umbrite+crystal sand can get 3~6 treated sands.
>>147129919
You like the clusterfuck mess of an area with feces brown + puke green skies with the only interesting thing about it is the giant ship at the center and a chained Tiamat?
Anyone looking for new friends?
>>147127253
they got bullied out of the game for talking too much shit
Let's see those UIs, senpaitachi.
>>147130560
What are your interests?Are you a lewd?
>>147130560
Yeah sure. Server? name?
>>147128837
Your lizard is one of four lizards I find cute.Your cat is super cute too.
>>147130758
who are the other 3?
I'd like the puff mount more if you hold the stem when you use it, like an umbrella, instead of riding it like a monkey.
>>147130642
back the fuck off??????
>>147130542
End this meme, the skies look fine other than the clouds, they're the only thing that look poo brown and even then only at some points in the day
>>147130987
>>147131041
get a room
>>147131126
hot.
Post more?
>>147129914
Sadly you're gonna have to wait until like around a month or so before the next event, since that seems to be the pattern for when previous rewards get put on mogstation. Usually.
>>147130987
Am I doing it right
>>147130793
A personal friend,my EB,and a red lizard from here.
>>147131231
nice pits and reptile
>>147131291
NEPOTISM
>>147129549
I wanna cum inside dirty lzrd.
ily cat
>>147130642
I like playing video games the most
Lewd is reserved sorry..
>>147130654
I play on Levi.
Where are all my Primal Pals
>Mary sue characters
>Bullshit anime tropes like the power of friendship
>the WoL wins once again
Yawn
Hey.
Chocolate mooncat or princess highlander?
>>147131583
>the WoL wins once again
>the world is still rapidly dying
okay
>>147131682
right
>>147131571
D-Diabolos? He's definitely a Primal right?
>>147131462
roses r red
violets r blu
thanks dad
i love u 2
>>147131393
They're actually cute, I swear!
>>147131571
>Where are all my Primal Pals
We live!
>>147131583
>save the continent over and over
>you're a world renowned hero
>nobody ever expresses any desire to put it inside you
>>147131683
Lol? The WoL would win and defeat the primals anyway. There, world is saved.
>>147131571
Dead server reporting in.
You missed when time and life shook hands and said goodbye.
testing the cat
>this terrible bitrate
whats the optimal bitrate
>>147131932
Why is Proci dressed all snazzy?
>>147131571
There seems to be a good deal of anons from levi here.
>>147131932
I wish I knew. I just use default settings whenever i mess with webms
I like Gridania's music.
>>147131932
Is 1080p really required for a webm like that?
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>147131683
I hate how this premise literally points out we're a primal. There's no other way on how theres 0 primals up on eorzea and hydaelyn is still all fucked up.
Considering garleans are anti magic and anti primals (or eikons like they call them) it's almost impossible theres a bunch of other primals running around in their controlled territories draining hydaelyn power.
Hydaelyn is also all fucked up since our blessing of light grew stronger.
>>147131682
Jesus Christ, what resolution is that?Highlander.
>>147132027
I likeRED BLOOMETH THE ROSE OF CONVICTION.
>>147132027
Gridania's music is good, the rest of the city-states were shit.
Ul'dah 1.0 was better, Limsa 1.0 was also better.
>>147132059
Er, 1920x1080 but cropped?
>>147132059
That's two cropped images stitched together, anon.
>>147131932
Capture at 4000 kbps or higher.
Convert uncapped, and lower resolution to stay under file limit, if you must.
>>147132004
Your teeth are yellow, what the hell?
>>147131932
Horrifying. Fix ur shit brother.
>>147131571
Another Leviathan player?
>>147132027
>>147132089
Ul'dah 1.0 was cool, Lominsa 1.0 was kind of exhausting. Can't remember Gridania 1.0. Gridania 2.0 is chill and happy, Lominsa 2.0 is super cool and adventurer-y, Ul'dah 2.0 doesn't leave much of an impression.
>>147131871balmung when
>>147132224
>lominsa 2.0 is super cool and adventurer-y
Nope, still exhausting and overly complex architecture.
>>147132276
When yoshibux fall out of the sky to transfer my lv 1 alt.
>>147132331
balmung now
>>147132331
>not transferring your main to be in my s_____
>>147131842
>Man, I would love to fuck the shit out of the WoL!
>Dude get fucking real. As if the WoL would waste their time on bozos like us
Makes sense desu
>>147131842
>we're constantly being overpowered and drugged by civilians and random beast tribes.
>nobody raped us ever
right
>>147132418
>>147132443
gimme da yoshibux
dammit
>>147132717
thats the alt? ew gross, never mind
remove moonie slut
>>147132814
I posted the wrong screenshot but it wasn't lewd so I didn't delete it
the alt is a lv 1 alt that has the same character data as my mainthat was actually my character before I fantasiad to lizard
>>147132465
>not even the NPCs will fall in love with you
I can't catch one break!
>>147132864
>it wasn't lewd so I didn't delete it
Post the lewd ones
please
>>147132956
o-okay.
I want tohave consensual sex with Haurchefant in the missionary position while holding hands.
>>147132745
>>147133028
He'sdead, too bad.
>>147132745
https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=how+to+make+a+webm+that+doesn%27t+look+like+shit
>>147132938I'm still sad about it.
Should I go DRG or BRD to raid? Anyone here that raids as those classes have any insight on their pros and cons?
>>147133142
>they'll never implement a 2-player hug emote where it prompts a consent check from the other player and does a proper hug like the one you see people doing in Gold Saucer
>we'll always just have this stupid looking clipping shit
>>147132991{/pet}
>>147133142
Yes, you're posting about it every single fucking day. You're like a broken record cycling your content every few days; feet, butts, Elezen, Iceheart. Fuck off already.
>>147131842
I'm convinced that Alphinaud, Aymeric, and Minfilia probably wanted to fuck the WoL at some point. And Haurchefant probably was successful at doing so sometime before he died.
>>147133360
not to mention other co-op emotes.
Why not have a lala or fem au ra / both cats on top of a male roes shoulder?
Two person dances or point and laughing?
The possibilities man!
>>147133360
>[Your crush] wants to hug!
>Accept | Decline
>>147133510
>And Haurchefant probably was successful at doing so sometime before he died.
And all this time I thought I was waking up sore cause I was sleeping awkwardly.
>>147133529
>>147133360
>>147133142
you cretins would be really better off in Second Life, or /d/, really.
>tfw can't fall asleep
>too tired to actually play the game
>nothing to do but shitpost
>>147133293
they're both useful, main whichever you think is the most fun or like the most.
>>147133665
Tell the class how you really feel
>>147133561
>[Your crush] wants to hug!
>Accept | Decline
>Request cancelled.
>>147133561
>>147133785
>[x] Accept
>[ ] Decline
Also that moth is way too bloody adorable.
>thread dead
>queues dead
>party finder dead
You normie cocksuckers.
>[Your crush] wants to kiss!
>[ ] Accept
>[ ] Decline
>>147134138
it's 3 am anon
let me erp in peace, i've done a lot this week and i think i've earned that much at least
>>147132443
level your ninja
>>147134138
Sorry boss, crystal grindan.
>>147134138
Please refer to >>147133665
>>147134201>accept
>>147134253
i'm doing it right now you baguette
>>147134323
>N. Thanalan
>2016
Botter detected.
>>147134323
how long have you been awake? let's go to sleep
>>147134201
>>147133861
>>147133785
>>147133561
>yfw this would be limited to the person you're EB'd to
Filthy polygamists btfo
what the fuck is going on with captcha
>[Your crush] wants to take your purity!
>[ ] Accept
>[ ] Accept
>>147134396
i hate western coerthas
i might do dusk vigil to hit 53 maybe
>>147134404
i dunno, i feel kinda shitty so i dont feel like sleeping
it's an odd feeling
Amazon Summer Promo codes up for grabs. Don't play the game anywhere.
First come, first serve. At least post if you got them.
>>147134509
>i dont feel like sleeping
go to sleep
>>147134506
>succubus(male)
>>147134551
>Inferno Mask
>"I came to fuck bitches."
>>147134558
only if you hug me and tuck me in
>>147134551
Got the butler, gave the one i had to a friend but never know when i'll want one. Thanks
>>147134551
Crag Mask get.
>>147134685
i won't be doing that
night
Been grinding fates all day and rerolling on Final Fantasy: Brave Frontier. Was a good day.
>tfw been thinking how great I am at the game the past three weeks because I cleared the a8s dummy with my shit gear with 30-40 seconds to spare
>been feeling shit at the game lately
>do the a8s dummy again
>can't clear it despite pulling around the same DPS as before, always has 1~5% hp remaining at the end
>figure out that I must've been doing the a8n dummy before
I knew I couldn't have been that good ;_;
>>147134769
looks like i'm not going to bed then
>>147134825
That game's pull rate is insane, I'll wait until they have some kind of event with better odds.
Please avoid this cat.
They fuck literally everything up.
>>147135593
What did they do?
1-3 pld
4-6 whm
7-9 brd0 post lewd or something i dunno
>>147135115
>can't clear it despite pulling around the same DPS as before, always has 1~5% hp remaining at the end
This. DPS has gone up overall from what my friend told me, but can only get it to 1%before the timer runs out and you feel like shit afterwards.
It is what it is.
>>147135520
It's not that bad, I rerolled like 20 times or something? I stuck with a 5star Celes, Garland , Cloud of Darkness. I fucked up, since I shoulda keep rerolling for Cecil...
the drg chest from weeping city doesn't exist
>>147136158
>>147136284
weeping city =/= void ark
Made a char a couple days ago, how long until I can get to use the edgeknights? Can I blitz through the story in a reasonable amount of time? Highest is a 21 gladiator right now.
when you up past your bedtime watching cartoons and suddenly hear the front door unlock
qt femboy trap looking for cute loving bf pst
>>147135237
can someone please tell me the name of this cute kitty in case I wish to contact them possibly one day for an unspecified reason
>>147136435
Just to unlock drk as a new player, around 2 weeks
>>147136496
pst
>>147136508
Saeha Mugen
baby oil ashcat feet soft soles
>>147136496
Wow I was JUST about to post this you motherfucker
Don't make me touch ur bp faggot
SMN, SCH, or BLM?
>>147136620
who took this picture...
also gogimera is up if anyone wants to do it
>>147135115
Which job are you doing the dummy on? I remember the one for MNK being a pretty tight check.
>>147136158
Neither does the caster chest.
>>147136775
both. they're just 2 classes and smn/sch is easy as fuck to level due to healer queues.
>>147136568
Hi
>>147136636
do it, u wont...
>>147136871
I wish it didn't, it looks garbage.
>>147136908
Post a time and a place and i'll fuckin badtouch u bitchboi
I'm so bored
>>147131932
you look like an unfun koata
>>147136871
I can attest to this.Doesn't help that we disband at Ozma every other run, trying to gear a DPS is suffering because you have to let other people do the important things.
>>147136937
It kind of reminds me of Bayonetta. Still, I'd want it for the stats so glamour will have to do.
>>147137175
We're a few weeks in and this STILL happens. I don't understand.
>People have bad luck with the rng in Mhach not getting their drops
>tfw you've gotten the drops you wanted almost always first run each time except last week which was second run
Sorry senpai, caster chest does exist, along with head and pants
>>147136908
i said pst not respond to my damn post whats wrong with u
>>147131932
>>147137171
That webm makes him look like an older, zombie me. That hair seems to be popular among the grandpa cats.
>>147137357
poopnose
different qt femboy also looking for bf
>>147137353
Enjoy your accuracy.
>>147137175
>tanks
>important
>>147137175
I like your thighs
>>147137547
>tank exploding alliance with beams during cube phase
>alliance moves to other side of platform to avoid them
>the tank moves too
>>147137437
also pst you can be a part of my gayboy harem
Does anyone have Aiurily's most recent machinist dummy parse video? The one that was 2k DPS or so. Their videos are gone and I wanted to see it again
>>147137728
>tank doesnt turn the facewall pre-ozma around and hits the alliance with lazers
>scared for cube phase
>scared for haircuts
>>147137728
>>147137367
og c@ koata is best koata
femroe is fine too
>>147137781
no I only do exclusive
and how many times do i have to pst
brrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJr8SyukI7w
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/6a34e638391e11f7dddc56c423ba8f89579d5b15
YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
ALSO HI BESTLANDER IS BACK
>two megajews, one who openly bots and puts up stacks of 99 aethersands every day, undercutting me by 100k+ on every item
>the botter is in my guild and openly talks about it and brags about his money
I want off the FF14 MB wild ride
>>147138104
cool
you were an ugly au ra so definite upgrade
>>147138109
report him to se
Anyone on Balmung want to chat for a bit?
Maybe with some nice sceney
>>147138046
shirouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>147138165
I liked the Au Ra.
cute tum tum
>>147138184
yes
>>147138046
>>147138237
where you at?
>>147138104
tfw no arie to frug me senseless
>>147138086
That why I level crafting...
>>147138259
at my house, where would you like to meet?
>>147138384
Currently at Outer La Noseca., at the floating city.
Any one want to ruthlessly penetrate me, maybe with some nice scenery?
On a scale from JUST to almost-as-good-as-WAR how bad is Cuckadin at the moment?
>>147138192
hello
>>147138245
cute!
>>147138552
yeah pst
>>147137995
pst again
>>147138558
You mean on a scale from AST.
>>147138615
AST is perfectly fine
>>147138630
PLD is perfectly fine too. It just sucks compared to the other 2 healers.
>>147138674
*other 2 tanks.
>>147138674
See the thing is that the AST and WHM are more or less on the same level, with SCH being completely and laughably broken
The tanks are all over the place with WAR being way better than the others and PLD just being shit at everything that doesn't involve MTing something with telegraphed physical tankbuster
>>147138552
send me a tell,kirito tia
>>147138874
>AST and WHM are more or less on the same level
Not even close.
wigglewiggle
New player.
Black Mage or Bard?
>>147139434
I love you, acat.
>>147139434
chocobo stop
Did you accomplish your goals today? I got 6 points on my relic!
>>147139534
bard
hello i am looking for a crp specialist to make me 195 gsm offhand please send a tell to megumi megu on the server balmung
>>147138874
>See the thing is that the AST and WHM are more or less on the same level, with SCH being completely and laughably broken
Comparing tanks to healers, id say sch = war, whm = drk and ast = pld.
PLD can clear content but drk+war combo does it better.
AST can clear content but whm+sch combo does it better.
Ok yes, AST on release was complete shit but 3.1 AST was fine, why did it get buffed while PLD was completely excluded from gordias? Simple, novelty.
AST is a new class and yoshida wants it to be viable because it's the new classes are the face of heavensward, meanwhile PLD was fine like 3.1 AST was but since it's a old class yoshida just threw a "lol its fine fuck you, go play drk instead cause thats new and shiny".
>>147138104
Arie I long to tickle your midsection once more my love, oh most delicious of midlander treats please come to me~
>>147139534
Bard. At least if you don't like it, you'll have the most important cross class skills for BLM (Raging Strikes lv 4, Quelling Strikes lv 34) if you decide to switch down the road.
>>147139534
Black mage:
+BIG NUMBERS
+LOADS OF DAMAGE
-The most frustrating class to play
-get used to having to map fights out completely to do good DPS
Bard
+Really relaxing to play, the rotation is super easy
+The opnener makes you feel great if you pull it off and does great damage
-Needs a dragoon to do decent DPS
-You are mostly there to replenish mana and buff the mage
Both have neat looking gear.
>>147139698
This is a good way of thinking, leveling bard exclusively for quelling is a huge pain in the ass.
>>147139719
So are bards like dps / support hybrids?
>>147139550
>>147139572
th-thanks! y-you too!
>>147139434
What dance is that?
>>147139846
mog dance from beast tribe quests
>>147139806
yeah, bard/machinist is the most desired role because of it ccuz otherwise you'll run out of mana in a lot of fights
>>147124323
A good way to help SMNs viability would be to make it so that SCH isn't mandatory basically
Then people would care more about the supervirus
Situations in which a second supervirus is actually useful that are not covered better by having Apoc are beyond rare
Maybe when they add a fourth healer...
>>147139941
That will be covered if they remove virus and e4e traits like they should've.
"we care about protect and stoneskin homogenization for all 3 healers" but keep virus and e4e the fucking same.
>get my first crafter to 50 (LTW)
>suddenly everything gets 5 times more complex
I Was Not Prepared
>>147139769
It absolutely is.
I must have been the one weirdo who leveled bard for 34 and liked it enough to get it to 60...
>>147139821
Can Ibe your close friend? I'm shy...
>>147139921
mana is absolutely not even slightly a little bit the reason you take a bard or mch
>>147139719
don't get me wrong foe's is a very strong plus for bard but it's not "mostly"
bard without even offering foes would still be a pretty strong choice because it's capable of doing competitive (and in some cases/fights better) dps than "pure" dps classes
mostly because bard is retarded right now after the buffs
All this talk of bard makes me want to pick mine up again as an alt job. Haven't touched it since 3.0.
Is there an optimal opener floating out there, or is Krietor's guide still accurate?
>>147140078
haha
>>147140057sure
>>147139594
i know someone who can
we have to fug first though
Why are male Au Ra so big and female Au Ra tiny little cute things?
>>147140769
disproportionately large vagina
>>147140769
male au ra are or trash while female au ra are for fuck by other races
picture very related
There is to many Miqo'te. I literally blacklist them all.
>>147140814
That makes no sense also even if that were true the hole would have to be bigger than their entire pelvis so that's false.
>>147140769
i love male au ra, tfw no male au ra to roughly claim my min height au ra nightly
>>147140910
Who is wolf talking about?
>>147140769
Why not? It's the cutest.
>>147141009
Don't remember, sorry
>>147140769
Human women can be that short and men can be that tall though so what's the problem.
As SCH should I reapply dots before they fall off at 1s-2s, or let them fall off and reapply 1s or so after they fall off
>>147138552
why you gotta make it nasty for
>>147140571
pst
abe is cute! CUTE!
>>147141174
in the window between 3s-0s remaining, this applies for all DOTs in the game. you lose damage due to server ticks if you wait for them to fall off completely, and a number of job rotations naturally reach a point where you refresh dots in that window anyways.
>>147141373
thanks for the reminder shana
>>147141419
wasn't even me but he's right…
>>147141373
ugly in game, irl and personality ugly
>>147141341
mail me the mats
>>147141417
if you refresh early, you effectively "lost" a tick on a cast by refreshing early.
for example, bio is 18s, so it should get 6 ticks. if you refresh at 2s, you have a chance of refreshing when only 5 ticks have happened. this means your bio cast only did 200 potency before refresh since it only ticked 5 times, instead of 240 potency with 6 ticks before your next bio cast.
on the other hand, if you refresh 1s-2s after it drops, you can also lose a tick. Sometimes with good server tick luck you won't lose a tick, but lets say you do. the difference between losing a tick casting early and losing a tick by letting it drop is that you gain something else to cast when you let the dot tick drop
>>147141174
as close to 0s is best. right as it drops off or at 1s is more realistic. if it's a question of dropping a DoT for 1-2 seconds vs refreshing at 1-2s, dropping it is on average better
>>147141716
ok, kirito tia right?
I got to pet a cute hyur
also goodnight
>>147141174
its better to have dots on always rather than to let them fall off. so i would go for refreshing when they are almost about to fall off
So question since I haven't played since back when tanks were using +Str items to push DPS.
I know SE said they were making changes, what did those changes actually turn out being?
Post Elk lewds.
>>147141647
>tfw ywn get a night of lewd fun with this tan goddess...
y do i live just to suffer
I wish I had a bf
>“Quick Exploration” is now complete.
>******* obtains a wind crystal.
>Your retainer's current gear should improve chances of finding rare items.
wew
>>147141960
STR and VIT now provide .45 attack power per point.
vitality is now the tank damage stat, essentially, since you get more of it from accessories than you do strength, albeit very slightly. however you meld strength materia to accessories because you're a filthy tank and can double dip like that.
>>147140078
ugly
>>147141809
same initials as you
>>147142485
Awesome, that seems fair enough. Do stat priorities matter much in this game or is it one of those that you don't have enough options of gear in a ilvl tier for it to matter?
Anyone still talk to Momo? I always wanted to tickle those c@ feet.
>>147142715
if your house is handicap accessible he'll let you touch his feet
>>147142715
Sup
>>147142831
lmao
>>147142890
where did liora go since you quit
>>147142715
He's dating a tranny, you have no hope
>>147142930
We are playing together
>>147142930
spends all time in the dicksands pleasuring futas
>>147142994
playing what?
>>147142715
Go away, Lance. Stop thirsting.
>>147142606
you generally speaking don't have enough options per tier. however, stats for pretty much everyone are accuracy > crit > det, with black mages favoring acc > spellspeed > crit or det and bards favoring acc > crit > skill speed.
avoid parry as much as possible on tanks, it's just a terrible stat. it only provides mitigation, and last i heard it was something like 100 parry to 1% parry chance. so basically, you get .2% damage reduction from every 100 parry, compared to more DPS/threat from pretty much any other stat.
>>147143030
wow of warcraft
>>147142273
Ok, where do you want me.
>>147143126
vjera...
>>147143146
No, accidental period.
>>147143073
for tanks it is often worth it to drop in ilvl if you can avoid parry
for example the weeping city tank legs are much better than the upgraded lore legs in basically all scenarios
>had the stupid idea to gear up my drk to run leveling roulette for eso
>regret it right away since leveling roulette at lv 30 doesn't give eso
>go through it anyways and go do the quest
>Fray: The next knight who bears steel, I'm not only going to kill him, but I'm going to kill his wife, his friends, and burn his godsdamned house down!
I'm going to need some linkin park up on this shit.
>>147143232
Fray is literally the best character in all of XIV.
Just got the game, some friends talked me into it and are paying for me to transfer to Balmung with them.
I've lurked these threads a little to get a feel for the game, and had a few questions.
Is Balmung very tryhardy? As I've never played an MMO before, and feel I'll need to get a hang of things.
Do races and Gods matter in the long run or am I free to pick what I want?
And if I can pick whatever I like, which class would best suit a newcomer?Also, if I can pick whatever race should I go brown or pale Lala?
>>147143206
yeah, and personally i'm only taking the hellfire arms because i lack savage gearing options and need the accuracy.
though i might look at investing in pentamelding my camphorwood neck instead, but the weeping city arms aren't tremendous either, with det/skill speed.probably better for me still on warrior though, i can't consistently stick my fracture at the end of my triple fell cleave.
>>147143265that's awfully egotistical of you.
i wish Haruko Hyakka was my bf
>>147143327
balmung is literally the least tryhardy server in the game
deitys and races dont matter
no class is hard in this game, pick whatever you want
Hi yes I am leaving for LA please post roegadyn boyfriends one last time
>>147143327
no balmung isnt very tryhardy
its the erp server so yeeah
when you run dungeons etc you will get matched with people from other servers though
>>147143421
>going to meme con
>>147143421
>one last time
WHERE ARE YOU GOING DAD
>>147143265
>Teenage levels of bloodlust, edge and angst
Nah.
>>147143421
That bulge ruins it.
>>147143421
>>147143407
>>147143429
Oh, alright thanks.
I must've gotten Balmung and Gilgamesh mixed up after looking back at things. Good to know I can be shit without too much issue arising.
>>147143327
gods very marginally effect your resistances, which literally does not matter in the least. as a follower of rhalgr i have 281 in most resists, like 280 in earth resist and 284 in thunder resist. makes no goddamn difference, really. race is more or less the same, you'll have a point more in stats here and a point less there but it really doesn't matter when you're slapping on gear with 100+ primary stat. for starting jobs i'd recommend pugilist or lancer for DPS, with dragoon being only marginally more difficult to wrap your head around once it starts getting some of its later abilities, marauder for tank, and conjuror for healer (in part because it's the only healer available pre-30 and in part because WHM is the simplest healer).
balmung -feels- laid back, but that's personal experience. a lot of people will warn you away from it because it's the "erp capital" and "grown men drama" but you can avoid both of those with relative ease.go femroe.
>>147143327
Idiots are going to tell you that race doesn't matter, but it really does late game. Going lalafell is a horrible idea, since they take 150% damage because of their small size. They're best off as crafters because they receive a gil bonus when selling on the market board and also has gets XP a lot faster than the other races. Raiding or doing any serious content at all is impossible as a lalafell, however. Go something else.
>>147143497
I'm going toAX
It's an excuse to catch up with old friends and dick around while drunk in public
>>147143592
what about ippikis full lala group?
>>147143592
shit, we everquest now?
>>147143339
this is my current war setup which is pretty close to as good as you'll get without entering savage
getting the weeping city belt + the upgraded lore fending bracelet this week to hit acc caps
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/12712650/
>>147143517
Just do the quests. You'll understand what his character is actually like.
>>147143581
Thanks for the in depth answer.And as tempting as that is, one of my best friends plays a femroe, so I thought having a tiny shitter following them around as they carry me through content would be hilarious.
>>147143517
It's explained later why Fray is the way Fray is
>>147142715
Momo is a grown man
>>147143529
Shut your mouth you non legend fuck
>>147143506
Im just gonna get cigarettes mah boy I'll be back
>>147143832
>>147143934
I've done them. While his character's true identity was revealed, it wasn't at all well-written.
>>147143876
that sounds pretty good then. just don't spam your lala emotes and we'll be good.
>>147143810
that's actually pretty much what i was going for. i was going to get the lore chest next week but i could snag the bracelet this week, and i need to get the belt. already have the pants thankfully.
>>147144605
God damn it
>>147144579
>>147144579
>>147144579
>>147144579