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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>The Oversheet (Damage values and other numbers)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards (Unofficial)
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
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first for mercy is a whore
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place your bets boys
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>>147072851
>>147072851
>>147072851

the new brawl sucks ass
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gold medal in objective time every single game, but it means nothing
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>>147071879
nth for I wanna fuck that mech
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comp was a mistake
we lost
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>>147073030
call of duty brawl was much more fun
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>>147072969
100 shekels says you lose
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>>147072969
AKA, post the moment you lost hope
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>>147073030

ye

>>147073007

i guess it was like fucking 10 or something didn't count exactly it felt like forever atleast
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Seagull is viewbotting his ass off right now and he isnt even trying to make it subtle. more views on his solo stream than league when he was just at 3k last night. fucking disgusting little shitter. and now since he is a high ranker he is prob going to keep those view numbers.
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>do placement matches
>win 8, lose 2
>consistently dominate games with a truckload of gold medals, 7 plays of the match and commendations galore
>get placed in rank 60
>mfw in both losses the enemy didn't deserve to win and I only lost because of raging 12 year olds
>mfw having a tracer on koth who won't swap and thinks it's a good idea to play tracer versus reinhardt, zarya, mercy, lucio and soldier 76
>mfw my ranking is probably low due to the fact that I was playing Zarya

Competitive is pretty fun since 85% of players actually play to win, but holy hell if the offense hero retards aren't terminally autistic. At least I have a shit ton of gameplay footage I can make something nice with.
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>>147073169
>ecelebs
>twitch
>>>/v/
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>>147073032
>Disrupt the shit out of the enemy team.
>Save lives with barriers and body blocking
>Almost always have one of the best if not THE best Objective Time ratings.
>Rarely ever get PotG and never get Epic for performances.
Who am I playing?
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>>147073030
yeah its no fun
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This guy fucked your waifu.
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fuck this roadhog in every game
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>>147073243
that's fine i don't have one
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CAN'T WAKE UP
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>get retarded as fuck team mates
>somehow scrape a 1-1 payload tie
>third round, they coin flip attack with 60 seconds remaining
>someone on my team quits instantly
>for some reason them getting the first point means .. they win .. the tiebreaker? and the match

For starter, the tiebreaker system is beyond fucking stupid. Losing because of 5v6 is stupid. The message about quitting without a penalty but still getting a loss is fucking stupid when you still lose a Level anyway. Why do I keep getting stuck with fucking idiots picking DVA and Widowmaker despite not being able to kill shit with them?
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>>147073201
>mfw my ranking is probably low due to the fact that I was playing Zarya
That's the only reason you're that high
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>>147073169
Why are you obsessed with this guy? Stop giving him free advertisement and fuck off back to Twitch where people care about streamers.
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>>147073259
oops wrong picture, that was when i first started i think
Does the game take anything besides win/loss into consideration for placements?
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>>147073259
It seems to take anything but win/lose into consideration.
Seagull personnal healslut got a rank a lot lower than him despite doing the same matchs.
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>it's always the low rank shitters who complain about their teammates
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>>147073443
What's seagull's rank?
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Just fapped so hard my hemeroides started to hurt
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>>147073459
>People with good teammates don't have to complain about their teammates


You're a genius.
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>play on a complete toaster on lowest settings
>since the patch came out the screen goes black for a good while during potg or killcam

What the fuck did you do Blizzard? I know this is niche and not really a problem for most of the playerbase but come on.
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>>147073243
Torb fucked Junkrat?
I didn`t know, how did they even meet
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Is overwatch the money worth on xbox one?
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>>147073459
At this rate, it's pretty clear that anybody that's currently high-ranked either stopped playing after lucking out on their placements, is the luckiest person alive, or is a cheating bastard.

The system is so flagrantly rigged to fuck anyone over that a single bad game can potentially drop you multiple ratings levels, which in turn causes you to be matched up with terrible people, which snowballs into terrible matches with progressively more terrible people.

And then you're rank 6 when you started at 65 and you've no idea how you got here when KotH is your best game mode.
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>ranked released
>can't play because busy with moving to new apartment
>gonna be left behind and will have to play with all the casual shitters
fug
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How many levels have you guys managed to rank up after being calibrated?

I got a mediocre 44 REEEEEEE and wonder if i should even try..
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Reminder that if you abuse queuing as a premade of more than 2 players, your rank means nothing and you are still a shitter until proven otherwise.
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>Rank you got placed in
>Your current rank

Got ranked at 50, managed to pull myself up to 55 today. I'm coming for that 60 booty.

That said, I got absolutely fucking ruined earlier today against a 6 stack that had two rank 70 soldiers. I guess I'm just not ready.
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>defenders have a Bastion
>no prob, pick 76
>start shooting him
>unleash the helix rockets
>friendly blue ice wall pops up in front of him
>when the wall melts he's gone
>this happens two more times
>three fucking times a Bastion was saved by our friendly Mei
>just stop playing
>just look at the screen and feel sad
>let Bastion kill me
>let Bastion kill everyone
>what does it fucking matter
>nothing fucking matters
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>>147073717
t. gank squad victim
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>>147073595
My computer isn't a toaster but it does the same thing.

I think what they tried to do was prevent ghosting by moving the killcam window a bit so that it ends when your view of the field ends so that you can't see the enemy positions (from the friendly markers) and shit too far after you died but the game doesn't cache the demo properly or something so you get a black window and then it terminates too shortly.
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gas all hanzo pickers
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>>147073653
They met in Numbani. Torb was on attack, naturally, and the two bonded over murdering thousands of omnics with an EMP bomb.
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>tfw shit aim
>can only properly counter dumb Pharahs who hover in one place as soldier

this suffering
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>>147071879
What is the best way to win in competitive?

Any class recommendations or playstyles?
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>>147073717

This should be posted on the OP
also /thread
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>tfw playing quick play to practice with Genji and people keep bitching
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>>147073749
63
63

lmao fuck risking a lower rank
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>>147073680
You are aware the system is affecting everyone equally right.

>retards completely unaware of how basic ranking systems works
>plays with random and gets mad

Shitter gonna shit I guess
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I kinda wanted to play ranked but I never used a mic before and I'm not sure if I want to start.

Can I do it without? I'm mediocre anyway so it's not like I'm gonna be in high tier matches.
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>>147073169
What? He was at 48k last night.
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>>147073819
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>>147073850
>I hate Omnics
>I hate Omnics too mate
>..let's make out
>what about the team?
>My Turret does all the work, yesterday I just went for tea with Symmetra and we still won
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>>147073950
Yes, just do without

You can treat it literally the exact same as quick play, it just doesn't matter
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>Soldiers and pocket mercy in fucking QP.
Jesus christ.
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Remember that ranks reset between seasons, so there's no harm in trying!
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>>147073893
>What is the best way to win in competitive?
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>>147073819
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>>147074052
I'm an idiot, will we be playing placement matches again next season?
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>>147073893
>This pic
>implying
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>>147074132
yes
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>>147074052
so we have to do placement matches again at the start of the next season?
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quick /owg/, what's the best line Roadhog says when he hooks someone

>ANCHORS AWAY
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>someone instapicks widow in ranked attack
>they actually do really well

Always give someone a chance
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>>147074052
>3 months
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SUDDEN DEATH GONE WHEN ?
It favours attacking team so fucking match, just call it a draw
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>>147074212
>TWENTY TIC UHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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What's your most played comp character? Can you justify it?

Junkrat. And it's totally justifiable assuming there's no Pharah.
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Leaving too many matches should result in a permanent, or year long ban from competitive play desu.

The leaving is ridiculous.
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>>147074212
scorpion.wav
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>>147071879
Post cute dva pictures here
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>>147074250
next season so 2 months
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>Seagull complaining about stomps
>only plays with his 6 men stack where all of them are pro players
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>>147074158
>picking Zenyatta in comp
You are actively sabotaging your team.
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>>147073169
STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM THEN
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>>147074310
>cute
>dva
try again
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Bastion is easily the worst designed character I've ever seen.

He is completely worthless among decent players, gamebreakingly overpowered against bad players and makes whatever game he's picked revolve ENTIRELY around either coddling Bastion or dealing with the Bastion.

If somebody desperately need a redesign it's him.
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>>147074250
Next season

Already been confirmed
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>tfw another 50 lvls
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>>147074278
>expecting me to put up with retarded team mates

topkek
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>gril starts talking over mic
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>>147073819
>>147073987
>>147074089
>Picked up Hanzo for a game to see what all the fuss was about and because I'll play anything at least once.
>By some miraculous divine wind I manage to land headshots or powerful bodyshots most of the time.
>Get a number of kills. Still do kinda okay because I get killed a bit in return, but there's definitely pressure being applied.
>use his ult and it kills something like 4 dudes.
So this is Spiral Power.
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>>147074250
>Manage to barely scrape an attacking win on King's Row
>Get fucking pummeled on defense
>Somehow fucking won on defense sudden death with a cheeky reinhardt/bastion combo

We only did it out of desperation, I have no idea why it worked.
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>>147074310
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>>147074365
There is literally zero point in saving boxes
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>>147073549
What's the occasion, anon?
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>>147074373
was she a mercy?
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>>147074365
Did you buy them?
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>koth
>take first round
>lose second
>halfway losing through third one on our team spams ggs
>can't switch to a counter for thier bastion since I was the only healer
>by the final round he was as close to afk/feeding as we could get
>lose
>our Soldier 76 brags about his kill and obj kill gold medals and says his team blows
>tfw gold in heals and obj time

I'm not saying I'm good or better than the people I'm playing with, but goddamn if you give up after one loss on a best of 5 or do nothing to make it better then why are you playing comp?
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I come from the /co/ thread. It was suggested to me that you all might have links to fluff and lore. Can I get some?
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>>147073243
It would be funny if Bliz confirmed that pairing
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>>147074250
Lol? They get like 1:45 to attack.

It's fucking easy to defend. If you lose a point in 1:45 then you picked shitty heroes, or suck. I donb't think i've lost a single sudden death defending.
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>>147074335
>following "pro" comp like a little cuck
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>>147074365
Saving currency is fine because you can buy new boxes when new shit comes out

Once you have a box its contents are already determined
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>>147074462
You get to open them all at once and that's fun.
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carrying with this guy is so fun
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>>147074373
>She says Thank you after you heal her
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>>147074481
or maybe it was Junkrat?
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>>147074278
Does leaving count as a loss? It should. It's essentially forfeiting.
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>>147074310
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time to place your bets
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>>147073119
>>147073132
wew
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>crying about the same shit over and over again on reddit will improve the community!
this is starting to get silly
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>>147073994
>yesterday I just went for tea with Symmetra and we still won
14/10 ending anon if you publish it I will buy 20 copies.
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>>147074310
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>>147073207
Reinhardt gets PotG pretty often, what are you smoking.
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>>147074653
WWBW
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rank 45 is hell
>nobody wants to play support ever
>everyone is angry
>people know fuck all about the game, call lucio "the dj guy"
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Anyone in Eastern NA still getting high ping? I'm talking 600+
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>>147074310
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>>147074689
enjoy the money, jew
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>>147074310
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>>147074373
>Spamming competitive
>Noone talks on mic at all apart from the odd guy talking to himself
>Noone pays attention to them
>In one particular game a super cute sounding girl starts with "Hey guys! let's win!"
>Everyone in the game including me starts talking and we win via superior communication
>She mained Reaper and was actually pretty good
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>>147074653
YELLOW YELLOW PURPLE WHITE
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>>147074653
2 sprays, a profile picture, and a pile of coins
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>>147074373
>>147074617
you two sound beta as fuck
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>>147073838
Sauce
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Holy shit why am I losing so much from these shitter losses where my team leaves?

Punishing leavers NEVER FIXES ANYTHING, THE PEOPLE THEY GET STUCK WITH ARE STILL GETTING PUNISHED WITH BULLSHIT LOSSES, LET US LEAVE GAMES IF PEOPLE FUCKING QUIT.
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>>147074697
>ends the post with senpai

wew
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Just a reminder:

You may be able to nerf McCree into the ground, but you'll never nerf those delicious abs!
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>>147074519
>or better than the people I'm playing with

You may be. MMR ridiculously favors DPS heroes, and especially S76 with his totally balanced self heal.
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TRIGGERED!
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>>147074634
leaving counts as a loss
it also counts as a loss if the match is already fucked from someone else leaving
hope you weren't too attached to that rank buddy :^)
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>>147074785
>manface d.va has fanart now
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>>147074796
Girls are the best at making people wake the fuck up and pay attention

I almost want to get a voicechanger because of it
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So I'm still a little fuzzy about the competitive points. You get 1 point per win but some are saying you get a bulk amount at the end of the season depending on how much you played?

Seems like kinda a painful grind if you just get 1 point per win.
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>>147074873
It means you're average.
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>>147074697
>posting screenshots of reddit

How fucking retarded are you
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>>147074873
ur a normie
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Try to justify to me Reaper having 250 HP

Hint: You can't.
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>>147074373
>girl starts talking over mic
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>People are still unironically picking d.va in competitive

>Tfw waifu fags still alive and kicking and refusing to switch to be useful because they have to stay devoted to their ugly gook bitch

Why are the casual players playing ranked? I don't understand this shit. STAY IN YOUR CONTAINMENT MODE QUICKPLAY
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>>147074929
He frequents Reddit. So pretty damn retarded.
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>>147074653
>>147074820
>>147074812
>>147074742
THIRD FUCKING LEGENDARY FOR REAPER I DONT EVEN PLAY HIM FUCK
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>>147074052
Having to deal with the idiots that play this game is extremely harmful.
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>>147074587
>pick shitty hero on purpose
>lose
>IT'S MY RETARDED TEAAAM
You don't get to have it both ways.
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>>147074980
Roadhog/Winston would have no good counter?
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>play ranked
>2 matches do good
>1 match do horribly bad

Fucking, damn I am so infuriated. We shouldn't have fucking lost.

I hate blizzard for forcing this fucking esport shit, i hate the community for FALLING FOR IT, and i hate the fact there are pros in a CASUAL FUCKING GAME.

IM SORRY THAT I CANT FUCKING CARRY MY GOD FORSAKEN TEAM BECAUSE THIS SHIT ISNT A GAME OF SKILL ITS A GAME OF WHO COUNTERS WHO AND THE COMMUNITY HAS YET TO FUCKING REALIZE THAT. I AM SO PISSED BECAUSE IF I GET FUCKING GOLD ON OBJECTIVE KILLS, DAMAGE, KILLS, AND OBJECTIVE TIME IT MEANS I DID GOOD, I WAS GOOD, AND IT ALSO MEANS MY TEAM SUCKED ASS WHY ON THIS EARTH AM I PUNISHED FOR GETTING A SHITTY TEAM.

Fuck you blizzard, fuck you.
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>>147074997
>played D.va exclusively in my placement matches
>got 62
;)
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How many ranked matches can you leave before the 75% exp reduction kicks in?
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Who's the highest ranked /owg/ player ?
What's the highest you've seen
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>>147074869
this shit game has honestly reminded me how wet I get for gruff bara
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>>147074873

nah, being shit is like sub 50

I'm 47 ;_;
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>>147074980
He tickles when he's not on your dick
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>>147075046
>this hero has to be overpowered so these other two don't

Maybe if anybody else could reliably kills tanks in this game we wouldn't be in this problem.
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>>147074754
Better yet you main support and playing in this rank kills all enjoyment as any time someone gets killed its "supports fault"

Gee I'm sorry I didn't abandoned the rest of the team to pocket the dipshit genji going deep into enemy territory and fail to kill anything.
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>>147075021
>dissing on his best legendary
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apparently basic fucking tracking like this is too hard for a lot of players, my friends included, which is why they can't/won't play zarya

??
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>>147075021
but that is the funniest skin for reaper
now you can play him ironically
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>>147075114
prove it
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>>147074997
Hero tiers literally don't matter unless you're playing in a 6 stack at rank 75+

You can win with a team of Hanzos and Zenyattas and D.Vas at rank 60, who gives a shit
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>>147074310
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>>147074310
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>>147075021
you better start learning then boyo, ya hear me
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>>147074997
>"We need a tank!"
>SexuallyFrustratedTeen has switched to D.VA (Was Reaper)

Btw my CAPTCHA to post this asked me to select 3 images of pies. The 3rd was a fucking Pizza. 4chan pls!
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>>147074796

I know who she is, i saw her playing with another Reaper in defense spamming me to heal her.

I am surprised we won actually, the other team must has been trash.
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>>147075139
>>147075160

I already have the other colored version of it
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>>147075150
I love playing as zarya, and I'm shit at aiming as well.
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>>147074587
>Guy plays zen on Koth on enemy team
>They get obliterated and we steamroll the first 2 rounds
>He switches on the 3rd
>They make comeback and win 3 rounds in a row

Zen is shit dude. It doesn't matter how good you are when all a tracer has to do is empty 1 clip into your ass before you drop.
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Oh, this is my JAM
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>>147074524
I honestly thought /co/ would have torrent links to the comics and artbook scans. As far as speculation goes some unused, but existent, voicelines from Reaper confirm Mercy is responsible for his condition and Sombra might be evil as Reaper of all people asks where she is when you need her. S76 might also cross paths with her as they're both linked to the whole LumériCo thing.
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>>147074310
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>>147074925
Now you get 1 point per win PERIOD. I dont know where this myth people will get loads at the end got started.

Yes you need 300 wins to buy any of the skins. They are for top tier players only.
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>76
>bloom on
>circle

seriously, try it
benefits of having just a small dot for precision, with the benefits of having bloom to tell you when to reset

it's really neat
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>>147075021
ey, hombre
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>Oh baby a legendary!
>EXPLORER WINSTON
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>>147075276
You think guys pull on Lucio's hair when they're goin in dry?
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>>147075276
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>>147075351
>>147075021
you think Reaper can actually play Guitar?
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>>147073132

I lost all my first 5 games and won the rest... got placed 44
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>>147075068
Have you considered making friends or playing with a team? I feel like that's the point of this game and doing so would ease your frustration.
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>>147075349
>having bloom to tell you when to reset
???????
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>>147075150
The only problem I've had with Zaryna is that I really don't feel like my ranges are visually indicative. Things that look like they be within the bounds of the laser don't take damage, and even if it looks like I got a direct hit with the alt fire I never notice any non-construct object dying.
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>>147075352
I rolled Frogston yesterday Its fine
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okay, for real now, dva and symettra are underpowered as shit, dva does no damage unless she's LITERALLY in your face and symettra is just an empty slot, there's almost nothing good about her when a decent player faces off against her
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>>147075417
My dick is erect
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>>147075292
/co/'s doing a lot of discussion on the lore and fluff, but said I should come here if I actually want links to any of it. Right now I think they're discussing the feasibility of Mcree vaping.
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>>147075352
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>>147075068
IF you cant solo carry a team then you really don't deserve to play comp. Fuck back off to kiddy mode.
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>>147074925
It's probably just going to be some minor payout of 5-10 points.

Blizzard's not going to give you anywhere near 3 digits just for playing a few games in a season for 300 point golden weapons.
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>>147075132
You must be low MMR

Reaper has no range, be wary of his flanks and shoot him.
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>he fell for the "competitive" meme

rank means shit and anyone can get a gold gun if they play enough, even if theyre trash

remind me again why you guys are taking your rank seriously?
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>>147075276
>Love lucio, have the most time as him
>remember he's a manlet
god is dead and we killed him
>>147075167
if you match with me, I'll be sure to tell you over mic chat
>>147075417
Holy fuck
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>>147075431
what's your level outside of competitive?
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>play comp as Reinhardt or a support
>can finally depend on my teammates to not force me to solo everyone who's trying to engage me
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>>147075150
people rarely slowly strafe to the left and right while no one attacks you, it's not that simple.
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>>147075407
A better question is can he pull on mine while he does
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>1m+ quickplay wait times just to join games with less than 30 seconds left
Fuck this game.
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>>147075571
golden gun is just for shits and gigs, having a high rank gives special rewards at the end of season ontop
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>>147075417
BUT WHEN I LITERALLY HAVE MY DICK INSIDE OF THEIR MOUTHS THEY MOVE LIKE NINE INCHES WITH MY SOUND BLAST WHAT THE FUCK
>>
HANZO, AT YOUR SERVICE
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>>147075531
Ahh ok then. I guess I'll skip them as I just don't have the time to play that many matches every day. Man all I wanted was that shiney mercy staff.

Makes me wonder how the hell the Korean players do it. They must only sleep for like 3 hours or something.
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This game is unplayable without a premade team and Hanzo's instakilling homing arrow spam is some serious bullshit.
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ETA on KOTH fix?
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>>147075150
You played against a Lucio who strafed in one direction without jumping or speed boosting and a Reaper who was way out of his effective range. This is MMR 40
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>5 DVA's.
>win Hanamura in 3 mins.
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>>147073459
>Why do people forced to play with shitters complain about shiters? lol xDDD

You can not make this shit up
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>>147075769
it's mmr 60
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what did I mean by this?
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>>147075509
He does say it's high noon
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>>147075750
Its not a homing arrow, your characters hitbox is just twice as large as it should be. Playing a sharpshooter is like playing on big head mode.
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>>147075689
yeh, you get a #sick player icon.
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>KOTH barely gives mmr
>other maps give more
>people who choose hanzo and proceed to not do anything

Gas all the Hanzo players
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>>147074310
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Did they fix KOTH? I'm getting normal level up again.
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>>147075764
It'll be fixed in the 160 ticks update.
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>>147075860
I think it's actually harder to bodyshot than headshot with Hanzo's arrows.
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>>147075417
>>147075492
>>147075586
>>147075714
meanwhile in Bizarro Overwatch
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>>147075750
it's just that Hanzo shoots telephone poles instead of it homing
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>>147075607
Is this a joke or something? This shit community expects you as Reinhardt to be able to solo the entire enemy team. And Support? Fuck you for expecting teamates to help with the 2 tracers and the 76 constantly bum-rushing you.
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>81% kill participation as tracer
>Lose
>36% teams overall damage as tracer
>Lose

Blizzard are out to get me. They know the pro scene can't handle me yet.
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>simultaneously complaining about how easy it is to get kills with Hanzo, and how useless Hanzo is

y'all niggas obsessed
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>>147075443
In case you forget to.

Anyway the circle with bloom on dot is smaller than the simple dot crosshair, giving you more precision.
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>>147074873
right now, 50 is average. By the end of the season if you maintain 50 you can consider yourself pretty decent
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>>147075949
Oddly I can never get a headshot on Roadhog. I always end up shooting his big fat stupid gut.
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>>147074335

When you are hovering at ~50 because 10% of your games have a leaver, you need to go big or go home, okay?

When your team needs an anti-tank, anti-pharah, more dps players and a healer, there's only one omnic right for the job.

Also, fuck being a mercy cuck.

>>147074352

You're probably right. I mean, what's the point of keeping Bastion anyway? He's only good for really dumb pocket strats anyway.
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>>147075714
this fucking happens to me all the time with knockbacks. I fell like Pharah's concussion blast doesn't push people as far if you hit too close to them. the only consistent knockbacks I get are with Winston ult which just sends them across the map where they can hide
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How do I fix this screen tearing/blur shit?
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>>147076029
It's easy to get kills because he fires trees.
It's a shit character because he's not good in any other way and any kills he does score on you are basically RNG.
This isn't hard.
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>>147074310
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>>147075925
>Enemy team has a Hanzo
>literally wrecking the shit out of my team
>My team tries to pretend like he doesn't exist
>Does not work, we lose
>Next round the low level on our team tries to go Hanzo
>He dies horribly each time

Why the fuck do I play support in this god forsaken game?!
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>Seagull and his stack getting stomped by solo players

This is the level of overwatch "pro players"
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>tfw you get a comp team that sticks together, changes heroes based on the situation and aren't fuckheads that takes it way too seriously
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>>147075764
Never. Starting with the next patch, King of the Hill type maps will be the ONLY maps in ranked play. Additionally, while we have buffed the ranking points obtained from those matches and fixing of Sudden Death, we have increased the number of rounds from Best 3 of 5 to Best 7 of 10.

Sudden Death is now a literal coin toss. Players playing as McCree can shoot the coin out of the air to favor their team, however, they're only allowed one attempt and can only use Fan The Hammer for this. If both McCrees manage to hit the coin, whoever hit the coin the most wins.

Thanks for playing Overwatch!
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>>147075769
jumping does shit when in combat

and if you're aiming at the legs then you got a bigger problem than jumping

>>147075469
this, the laser seems like it goes on forever

>>147076029
>hanzo on defend
good pick

>hanzo on attack
usually bad pick
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>>147076029
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>JOINING GAME!
>Welcome to Hanamura
>DEFEAT!
>Not enough players, returning to main menu

E

N

O

U

G

H
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>if i do poorly, and we win, it's not fun
>if i do poorly and we lose, it's not fun
>if i do well, and we lose, it's not fun
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>>147076074
no, I mean what the fuck are you talking about
reset what?
>>
Its the third thread that Previous Thread is not included in the OP. Please next time don't forget about it.
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>>147076260
It sounds like /owg/ should just play against bots so they always do well and always win.
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Its ok I guess?
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Wow this game is literally unplayable. My team mates are full of retards that pick hanzo + widowmaker on the defense all the time along with genji reaper and tracer. I am literally unable to do anything while my opponents just stomps us with a full team.

Its not any better on offense since there's always a hanzo and genji on my team and these hanzos are not good at all. They are complete trash. My team will generally be hanzo genji tracer reaper that goes up the front and dying while i am just afking in the payload with my reinhardt holding right click so i can feel like i'm doing something
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>>147075873
Also bragging rights you are better than everyone in this thread.
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>>147076214
When seagull played solo in his first few comp game son pbe, he got his ass handed to him by lowbies and couldn't carry.

Ranked system as a solo player is literally 65% luck.. I'm expecting to play hundreds of games until I get where I belong.
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>>147071879
Fuck this Forced 50 BS.

I haven't won a game in a week.

I'm going play a new hero so at least my losses are deserved.
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>have 25% unlocked
>open bunch of boxes I saved up (~15)
>half of em I got 3/4 duplicates, no golds
>continue playing & opening boxes
>finally a gold
>it's mechapharah which I bought a few days ago
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>>147076341
>ME ____
>TEAM _____
>____
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>>147074212
Come here, little piggy
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>>147076334
Anything over 60 and you can start feeling a little smug

Not too smug though, I mean it's a casual game
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>>147076363
Play ranked :^)
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>>147076029
He's like Torbjorn in that he is only good in pubs but that aside he has the problem all snipers in class based shooters have. They spend their time away from the objective and mostly pick off stragglers so it just feels like a 5 v 6 especially since most of the enemy team's aggro is now divided less evenly which means you are more likely to get ganged up on and stomped. This compounded when you have multiple snipers.
>>
Look at this team, we're gonna do great!
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Anyone on Xbone able to play?

Won't let me connect to the server.
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>decided to see try a bot match
>hard obvs
>chinese tower map
>good team comp
>bots have 2 zens, 2 zaryas and 2 76s
>neverending shields and 76 biotic fields
>lost in 2 rounds

Jesus fucking christ, welp back to quickplay.
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>>147076189
>Enemy team has a Hanzo
>Teammate calls out over voice chat that he's really good and we should watch out for him
>We're able to focus him enough that he becomes a minimal threat

Voice chat saves lives.
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NEW CHARACTERS FUCKING WHEN?
ALSO, WBAT CHRACHTERS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE PERSONALLY THAT AREN'T ALREADY TEASED/CONFIRMED. I'D LIKE A HEALER/SUPPORT TYPE THAT COULD SET A NIMBER OF DIFFRENT EFFECTS ON THE GROUND KIMD OF LIKE A FUSION OF 76's HEALTH DROP THING AND LUCIOS AOE EFFECTS.
>>
Reminder to insult, bully, and report every single Hanzo that joins your team.
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>>147076341
Holy fuck son.

Yeah..Just..stop playing.
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>Seagull loses KotH
>loses almost nothing
>I lose a KotH
>lose half a level

Epic.
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>>147076447
HOOLEY
DOOLEY
>>
>play competitive
>literally every team is double healer + double zarya
fuck this shit
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>>147076580
Nice lies.
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>>147076487
>Torbjorn and Hanzo are similar
what.
Torbjorn on attack or defense is always on the objective.
>>
J U S T
U
S
T
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why do I keep getting kicked from servers
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>>147076605
Yes people try to win in competitive, and?
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>>147076580
>I'm retarded: the post
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>>147076605

So, Mei exists....
>>
Reminder that saying gg when you lose is considered common courtesy and good sportsmanship, so you should always do it, otherwise you're a salty shitter and you shouldn't play this game.

Saying gg when you win is bad behavior and offensive, and if you do it you bet your ass you're getting reported, dickhead.
>>
>>147073950

Yeah, just don't be incompetent and know your hero's role. That counts for more than a mic
>>
new skins when i have over 3000 points saved
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>>147076145
get a better monitor
lower graphics until you hit your monitor's refresh rate (should be above 100hz)
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>>147076539
finally a second tank, playing reinhardt every game gets boring
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>ranked mode is explicitly broken
>was found out in beta testing but the madmen sent it out anyway
>blizzard doesnt want to fix peoples arbitrary placement results with an early an harmless reset or to properly calculate placement after fixing koth xp
>you rank up after 5 wins but drop a rank after each loss
>koth games are literally a waste of time and give 1/5 experience but count as full losses, so they are rank suicide if you get placed in one
>blizzdrones defend this

Really solid PR control blizzard. Ranked is off to a great start.
>>
>get bunch of gold medals
>lose match
>lose a full rank
do the shitters on my team actually lose multiple full ranks or is the whole "your own performance matters for ranking" bullshit?
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>>147076632
That's not where I called them similar. I called them similar in that they're only good against newbies or low skill players.
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>>147076539
wait a few months

what I wanna is when new skins come out, cause I hit 1000c the other day and I KNOW lucio will get something decent
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>>147076681
mei doesnt do shit against zarya senpai, its all on reaper
>>
thank you blizzard
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D O D G E D
O
D
G
E
D
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Do the comp points reset after every season?
Are the golden weapons exclusive for this season?
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>it's a hanzo refuses to switch and ignores everything the chat says episode
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>>147076410
The black Pharah skin is best. It's a shame hiding her beautiful face. Though I may be bias because I'm Egyptian.
>>
anyone have that long haired asian streamers webm and his link?
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>tfw you were actually useful to your team
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This is probably the worst feeling in the world.
The terrible part is I can't tell if it's me or my teams. Or both.
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People getting Salty in comp is fucking hilarious.

Tears for days. Tell those shitters who get this upset to kill themselves.
>>
>place at rank 57
>proceed to play with ~rank45 friends
I'm doomed
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>>147076539
I just want a flamethrower

and an actual, dedicated long-range offense character.
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>>147076503
>die a little when he says that, because i know we won't do great at all
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>>147076840
>the same Hanzo insists on rapid firing at close range instead of going for fullychargedshots+melee
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>everyone picks a good hero
>no support
>last guy choosing
>symmetra
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>>147076848
fashion pharah best pharah
>>
If Skill of 1 is pro, then I'm climbing this ladder super quick!!!

I cringe every time my healer is stupidly caught out, or when the reinhardt goes for a bad pin or misses altogether . .
>>
>>147076539
I want to see another Omnic character. Like the exact opposite of Zenyatta though. Some Humie hating terminator bastard that gets off on the Russian slaughters and generally just burns shit. I like your suggestion about AoE stuff. Maybe have him toss out containers that pop into decent sized acid clouds that do damage over time for ~15 seconds. Or maybe toss some Molotovs that cause people to catch fire. Maybe both. His alt can shorten the cool downs for both moves to next to nothing for a short time, and just have him toss around area control all over the place for a few seconds.
>>
>>147076885
You're losing every match and you're not even solo queueing? Yeah I don't feel sorry for you, you're just shit.
>>
>>147076840
I give my team one chance to make good decisions, the first 60 seconds of the game.

>shooting at the point instead of standing on the point

Nope, you done fucked up, I'm instalocking Hanzo and practicing my aim for the rest of the game. Me playing someone different isn't going to make your retarded ass stand on the point so why bother?
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>>147076828
No both points and skins stay with you throughout seasons, and when a season ends you get an amount of points
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>>147076910
Pharah?
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>Playing reaper into all these zarya's a healers
WHY
WON'T
THEY
STAY
DOWN
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>>147076889
word
>we won
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>>147076670
The most optimal team composition is too centralized which implies poor overall balance and a (soon to be) stale meta.
>>
>>147073994
>can tell you're getting potg with turrets alone
>stare at corner mashing on spray the whole time.
>>
>>147076992
But can I still buy the golden weapons next season, or do I have to make 300 points this season?
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>>147074350
DELETE THIS you fucking twat

>>147075173
Not her
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>>147076975
>I'm a retard so why bother?
>>
>>147076971
I'm usually solo queuing, I was just playing with a friend that match.
>tfw my crippling anxiety prevents me from LFG with strangers online
>>
>>147075957
>that full retard lucio that goes after him
>>
>>147076935
If every performed their function, victory would have been ours.
>>
>>147077042
>5 level 30 faggots pick offense heroes and expect the level 100+ guy to pick support
>just pick Hanzo out of spite, fuck them
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>>147074310
>>
>>147076447
ooga
booga
>>
I love going full retard and picking Bastion every now and again, just vegetating and gunning niggas down is fun.

It's even better because people start picking Genji like that does anything
>TRY ME
>I don't try him
>[Kill noise]
>>
Continued from last thread!
What's your fetish, /owg/? Which hero shares it and why?
>>
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE MERCY AND A FUCKING AUTISTIC GENJI MAIN KEEPS FOCUSING YOU

AND YOUR FUCKING TEAM WON'T HELP
>>
>>147076341
Genji players are either played untouchable Asian gods or people that literally have some form of brain damage.

Hanzo as stated earlier basically revolve around exploiting the shit hitboxing in the game.
Reapers are just little backstabbing pricks unless they are bad and just W+M1 (I guess it fits the character at least).

What bugs me is that every one on comp seems to believe that your role is to either Reino and sit there doing nothing but shielding them OR be mercy and pocket them. God help you if you dare do anything outside these two roles you cuck! YOU ARE HERE SO I CAN HAVE A GOOD TIME!
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>>147073693
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>>147076954
>Maybe have him toss out containers that pop into decent sized acid clouds that do damage over time for ~15 seconds.
>>
>>147077113
>Not her

I was waiting for you to complain. Look, you can't win at everything in life, just enjoy the rest of the body you ass twat. If not, don't even bother replying and please ignore me
>>
>>147077083
I think the golden weapons are gonna be in the game forever as competitive rewards
>>
>>147077083
You can buy them during any season, you just need the 300 and the weapon is as good as yours
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>>147075807
>Forced

You're playing with them because you're also a shitter.
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>win 10 placements
>rank 92
>3 games later i get sent down to 90
>losing a match lowers your rank by 1
>winning barely gives any rank points

Ranked was a mistake. I'm literally done with this shit. And to anyone out there who's trying to climb: Just don't. The system is inherently flawed and you won't get anywhere unless you have a consistent winrate of at least 80%.
>>
>playin hog
>hook a midair Genji that's been a huge pain the entire game
>OhBoy.tiff
>he fucking gets pulled behind me
>just walks through my back over to his team like nothing even happened

This shit is as infuriating to use as it is to play against
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>>147073693
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I want to KISS D.VA
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>>147076341
ME BEST OOGA
BLIZZARD MUST DIE
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>>147077190
You go play Hanzo, duh.
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>>147076954
Someone post the Irish Omnic.
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>>147075748
Just play comp games, who gives a shit. You're wasting time on Overwatch anyway, might as well get 100000k exp a game and the occasional comp point. If you can't handle whiny pubs bitching at you, then just mute them.
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>>147076954
>Like the exact opposite of Zenyatta though
So actually worth playing?
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>>147077265
>Do you really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies
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>>147077340
zen is pretty nice on koth with lucio
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how much have you guys made off this game yet, little over 2k here
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>>147076954
>his alt
why
why is this a thing that people do
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>>147077136
>tfw when solo q
>got 9-1
>62 rating
If you are good you arent weight for the team and can even carry. by the way a secret truth is
Friends are most of the time even more shitters than pubs
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>>147077190
a)Pistol
b)Call out your team
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>>147077271
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>Comp match
>teammates pick their autism picks they suck at
>they suck ass and die all over the place with them
>stop healing and start practicing damage heroes
Is there really any other option?
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>>147077190
Switch to Lucio you dipshit
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>>147077387
ult. whatever.
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>>147077216
I'd rather not, cuz i can
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WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE ROAD GOES

WHERE THE DAY FLOWS

ONLY TIME
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>tfw finally got over 60% winrate in QP
>still lower than 60 in ranked

SO LONG FORCED 50%
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>>147077363
No he isn't.
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>lijang tower
>5 rounds
>6 minute overtime
>we lose
>I lose about 40% of a level
what
the
fuck
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>>147076954
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>>147077162
Literally happened to my game yesterday
>Team was hanzo widow genji tracer and soldier
>"We don't need a hanzo and widow on the same team" in team chat
>They ignore
>Pick reinhardt
>They complain "I would perfer having a healer than a tank"
>Change to tolb instantly
>"Go back to support we need a healer"
>was about to type but soldier is a healer :^))
>Widow player changes to a tank
>Other player changed to lucio
>Win afterwards
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>>147077271
i played with this guy, hes p good
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>scare to play the last placement game
send help
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>>147077535
And if you won, you'd get about 15% of a level.
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>>147077454
I fucking love that man
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Who's the best hero for having fun?
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>>147077357
>played since beta
>have an absurdly high MMR

There are plenty of people who got placed around the 80s and low 90s you silly furfag.
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How do we fix Mei? holy shit she is utter fucking garbage, there is nothing she does well.
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>>147077504
in b4 losing 50 straight matches friendo
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>>147077497
It's worse than nothing.
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>>147073030
Anything that isn't random heroes brawl is garbage, I have yet to be proven otherwise
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>>147077614
Bet it's no one from here then.
If so, post proof.
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guys how do i "git gud" ?
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>>147077481
No I'm serious. Can you please explain what drove you to do that? I'm trying to understand what goes on in the mind of "alt" and "turrent" faggots.
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>>147077518
yes he is, he's even played in pro games that way from time to time
and in pubs he's great on attack behind a rein with a mercy cause let's face it you're fucking shit and pro meta doesn't apply to you anyway
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No Mercy
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>>147077454
Comp is just quick play with angrier nerds

>rank 60
>instalock Hanzo every game
>type "this is happening"
>predictable bitching
>"this is still happening, better accept it"
>win half the time anyway
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>>147077634
JOKES ON YOU, I'LL JUST KEEP LEAVING
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>>147077319
Wait, you get more XP for comp?
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>>147077692
ESL
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Thank you Blizzard.
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>>147076534
The hard bots are hard due to the fact they cheat.

They can ALWAYS headshot despite being really bullshit distances away.
They always know where you are.
Zarya can tell when she is abbout to be hit with something (like a headshot) and hast constant perfect timing.
I have seen both Zen hitting me through walls with fucking discord and 76's shooting in a opposite direction ans still getting perfect headshots.

Now they are adding McCree, god help us all.
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PLS SOMEONE POST THAT JAP STREAMER
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>ranked 60mmr
>people still fall for that Pharah E at the start of the round on ching chong tower garden
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>>147077397
I feel like the biggest problem is that everyone I get matched up with always runs in one at a time and gets decimated individually. Trying to suggest grouping up gets nowhere, too.
I usually try to wait for at least two other people so I'm not going in alone but more times than not one of them runs in alone and then the other person follows shortly after.
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>ranked attack 66
>dva, mei, torbjorn, genji, pharah, me last pick lucio
>we win as underdogs
>52avg level
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Does leaving count as a loss?
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How do I get a good team?
I end up solo most of the time because
>real life friends are total shitters
>internet friends are either total shitters, or are always offline when I'm playing
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>>147077747
Yes please do. Then don't forget to post about your season ban on here just like that other retarded anon.
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>>147077692
>No I'm serious. Can you please explain what drove you to do that?
He's American, it's only ever Americans that say stupid shit like turrent and alt
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>>147077614
>He doesn't know blizzard explicitly made placement matches unable to get to 80s-90s xDD
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>>147077776
May be worse than what I got today
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>>147077190

Sounds like you need to find a WHOA THERE
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>>147077776
so you cover the widow name, but then leave it in the center of the screen anyway
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>>147077606
Lucio, Reaper, Winston, even S76 (he rewards good aim but is less likely to be a shitter jerking off away from the objective).
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>>147077518
>t. 3 minutes Zenyatta pro
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>>147077776
Tell Asypsion hi
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Playing Support on Ranked only brings suffering. Having to heal stupid people shouldn't be allowed.
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>Implying turret doesn't need a range nerf.

Look at how fucking far. Near the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JDyS4OXKr0
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>>147077668
>>147077891
dont talk to me aspie
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>>147077861
>season ban

But im playing QP silly
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>>147077769
But I played ASSFAGGOTS for 5 years and never encountered this shit. "Alt" seems to be exclusive to this game.
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>>147077190
>b)Call out your team
Is there a "help!" bind?
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>>147077776
>>147077914
>quick play

who gives a shit
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>>147076692
I always see some dickhead posting EZ

Like comeon dude. Dont be that guy.
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>>147075586

Trans dont get wet anon.
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Anybody else ever have this problem where Reaper's shotguns sometimes don't do the firing animation even if it fires?

Happens once or twice a night lately and it's just with one shotgun so it just throws me off while trying to strafe.
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>>147076935

At least he picked a support.

100% of the time when I'm in this situation, I get a Hanzo picker.
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>>147077953
Well that's the closest to admitting you are wrong we are going to get.
See you later.
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>>147077876
>mfw Americans call bong-a-dozen hows-your-cousin "High Noon"
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So 76s gun has a spread but negates on burst. Should i be actively trying to burst shot and with a slower rate of fire or just let the bullets spread? I keep telling myself to burst but that doesnt kill a pharah fast enough
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>>147078020
Don't be the don't be that guy guy.
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> get placed at 67
> can now go back to comfy quickplay or modded fallout
> will reap big rewards at end of season just for having tried hard in my placements while others will put in hundreds of hours struggling to escape 40s and 50s

who /60club/ here? we made it brehs, time to relax
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>that sinking feeling when a mei is lining up a headshot and all you can do is watch
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>>147077916
>slim, otterbody McCree
>barely any chest hair
This does not produce facts.
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>>147075586
>not liking qt manlets
>not wanting to be the big spoon
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>>147074697
I hate it when League of Legends community tries to talk etequite and shit. They have a shitty community because Riot babied them the whole way and nobody can just shrug off a dumb ggez. I come from other competitive games where they don't need dev intervention to have a pretty respectful playerbase.
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>Arriving at Ilios
>OVERTIME
>0 to 99%
>Enemy team already won a round
>YOU ARE CLOSE TO RECEIVING A PENALTY

Fuck you fucking retards
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>>147078020
i only say ez if they had a zarya or were shit talking during the match.

why zarya?
because everyone thinks they're fucking pro playing zarya thanks to that shitty korean girl.

no.
you arent pro because you play zarya.
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>>147078067
Always happens to me with Soldier 76.
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>>147077190
Switch to Jet Set Radio, then.

Alternatively, don't play characters with the intent of healing your team. If they're not willing to put aside some time to cover your ass, they don't deserve heals. Mercy is a squishy little bitch that dies immediately when enemy crosshairs hover over her head for more than 2 seconds.

You want heals4days? Then you need to sacrifice your ability to push super hard and your focus on just murdering everyone. There's only so much a Mercy player can do to get the fuck out of a bad situation.
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>>147078142
what are the rewards
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>>147078001
I think Mercy shouts something whenever she's slightly damaged. You could always use your mic, or game chat if the the Genji is always pursuiting you.
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explain why you're taking ranked so serious. What's it all matter?
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>60 hours in
>still suck at aiming
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>game after game after game today of teams not being able to beat Torb + sym combos

Jesus Christ.
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>300 wins to get a gold mccree gun
It should be 300 games or you should get 3 per win so it's only 100

This grind is dumb
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>>147078258

And you will suck for a thousand hours more
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>>147078181
>muh quckplay winrate
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What the fuck tho . . Why do you lose more than half a rank for a loss, yet only get a quarter back for the win? I'll never get back to 55+...
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>>147077606
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>>147078142
60 is shitter tier senpai.
Decent players are 70+

And I honestly don't expect any (good) rewards for <90 players.
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>>147078257
That is literally the point of competitive. Why would you not play to win in the competitive playlist?
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>attacking on hanamura
>its a ranked game
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>>147078257
I want my gold staff.
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>>147078143

>That face when Mei is lining up the shot and D.Va knocks her back to China
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>>147078257
Because of their e-penis and self pride.
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>>147078193
You can consistantly do it with McCree if you melee and then hold M1 before the gun can fire
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>>147078257
show off those elite golden gunz
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>>147078181
Found the Hanzo main
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>>147078257
its like the whole point of competitive, if you dont like it you could just play quick play
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>>147078326
90 players dont exist.
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Is there a better feeling than killing some high damage flanker with Mercy's pistol?

Every time I do it I get so excited. It's like yeah FUCK you Reaper
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>>147077692
It was a typo. I meant to type in ult. Calm your autism.
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>>147078236
The rewards are an icon and a spray just like everyone else that finished their placement xD
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>>147074827
http://exhentai.org/g/732163/6e0e9a56e4/
Not that great desu. If you can't into sadpanda just replace exhentai with g.e-hentai
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>those mccrees that have the aim of a fucking god
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>>147078420
Do you honestly believe no one will get rank 90 in two and a half months?
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>>147078192
>retard is salty because he doesn't know how to counter Zarya
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>>147077696
Zenyatta has had zero picks in pro games for the last month.
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>>147077702

>McCree running into D.Va instead of bunnjumping and going for easy 135 damage headshots

Embarrassing.
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>>147078295
Yeah I paid 40 bucks to play this game just to be put in already lost games you fucking retard

kill yourself
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>>147076642
whats wrong? you are getting paired with people from your usual level.

Ranked MMR= QM MMR
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>>147078507
How do you counter her good btw? With Roadhog if you hook her after her shield?
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>>147078462
Yes, but it's a common typo and it makes no sense. A and U are nowhere near each other on the keyboard.
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>Play comp, be ranked 62
>It puts a level 29 unranked Hanzo in our fucking game
>He is pretty useless and doesn't use ult once
>Everyone begs him to change to something useful
>Switching sides..
>Instalocks Hanzo again and doesn't say anything

Spuds are everywhere, I wonder when it will even out
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>>147078492
In one and half month. Maybe 1-2 e-celeb but no, normal players wont. Probably next season though id see it.
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>>147076145
force v-sync/tripple buffering through your driver settings. My 760 handles the game great
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Is Zarya's beam broken? Occasionally does something like 100 damage in less than a second, like it'd hit me for 3 times more than it should
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>>147078507
I have no problem countering her.

I'm saying I don't like her sudden explosion in popularity due to a pro maining her.
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>>147078465
>If you can't into sadpanda
Not on my phone, I can't. Thanks
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>>147078487
>official forum wants to buff him
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For you players of other Blizzard games, what would Overwatch be like if it was F2P, or F2P up to a certain point?
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mmmm teams
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>>147078192

>play Zarya since Beta
>Zarya is now a meme
>Every match is "tryhard" and "fanboy" hate from the other team
>Doesn't matter, still get 65+% average energy
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>>147073340
yeah whoever gets attack on tiebreaker wins the game almost all the time.
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>>147078610
Wow. 40 bucks.

It's like... Eating alone at a very cheap restaurant 4 times a year. Jesus, 40 bucks. Damn.
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>rarely see Zarya
>story comes out about that teenage girl that plays Zarya
>suddenly a Zarya on every team and they're shit 90% of the time

also

>never have to deal with idiots on mic (PC) and barely anyone talks
>competitive mode is released
>everyone in competetive mode has a mic and is an idiot

Why.
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>>147078610
God damn 40 bucks.
I bet you cry yourself to sleep every night knowing you have to wait 20 seconds before you get into a new game.
Oh boo-hoo anon your life is so hard
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>>147078487

Just be grateful that they aren't playing S:76
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>>147078673
it does 150 DPS if you get hit with all the ticks at max charge

you're probably just playing against a zarya that isn't a spastic and can track well
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>>147078775
>>everyone in competetive mode has a mic
this is a good thing, anon
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>>147078638
I don't know man, maybe i was thinking alt fire?
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>>147078775
The flood of zarya is because some youtube faggot made a video about her showing she was actually good when shitters kept calling her bad
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>playing dota 2
>checking gulag
>ooga booga
>playing overwatch
>checking /owg/
>ooga booga
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>
>KOTH was known to be bugged and give way too little XP in the PTR
>still went live
>they won't even disable KOTH in competitive in the meantime
sure is fun to roll a dice whether the next few games are gonna be completely pointless
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>that guy who auto-locks in genji or tracer
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>>147078775
>everyone in competetive mode has a mic and is an idiot

My game must be broken, because I can see the mic icon, but never hear any voices.

I'm level 75 and have not heard a single voice in this thread, and I have no idea how to fix it.

Do you need a mic in order to hear other people talk or something?
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>>147071879
>60% win rate in ranked
>keep getting golds and silvers in all games
>started rank 52, am now rank 52

Why is this a thing? Is Blizzard trying to discourage people from ranked? It is a coin flip every time - will you win on the KotH or the "real" maps and will you get attacking or defending at sudden death. This is so frustrating I think I will go to my shitter quick play mode and stay there.
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>>147078851
Nah, just wondering why it's so high
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>>147078663
>normal players wont
>waaaah, I play two matches every day, why am I not rank 90?? why won't blizz give me the most exclusive rewards :'(
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>>147078638
WoT is the worst when it comes to "turrent"
Like fuck, you literally play a game about tanks and somehow got it wrong
Where the fuck does the N come from?
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>win round
>everyone else collectively leaves
>get literally nothing in ranked exp
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>>147078954
Did you get currency?
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>>147078775
Zarya is pretty bugged at the moment and people are exploiting her alt fire damage.
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>>147078363
Pretty much the only reason.
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>nerf mcree so he's shit at long range
>no maps are big enough for it to mean shit
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>>147078893
>that guy who insta-locks mercy
>he heals 40% total damage
>gets potg
>leaves before the next game
tfw it's not me
>>
>Playing King's Row
>Competitive
>Got Rhien because time to slay dragons
>Level 45 sperg starts yelling "Two tank Two heal Two Damage, META META META"
>We can't even get the objective
>Switch to junkrat
>Wipe out their team with muh bombs and start a good push
>"Tank switched to damage gg, this is over you suck META"
>Lose because I can't carry the whole team
>Ending cards says i did 40% of the team damage
>Guy is still saying we lost because I started to doing damage

Is the concept of a meta the worst part of every game community?
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Post Mei getting what she deserves
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>>147076132
i feel like it's affected somewhat by movement vector of the knockback hero. like on rt 66 i ran toward someone as lucio, mega speed boost, bumped em and they went waythefuck over the cliff
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>>147078893
>insta-locking tracer on offense..and defense

we get it
you play tracer a lot and are probably decent with it

however..
SHE'S NOT GOOD IN EVERY SITUATION/MAP/TEAM COMP!

I seriously hate people who pick tracer because you know there's a 90% chance they aren't doing jack shit.
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>>147078995
I got a ranked point I guess
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>playing Roadhog
>hook Tracer or Genji
>they go behind me
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>>147078873

Not in my experience so far. There's the rare tip about enemy movement but it's usually people either screaming, game audio echo or the person's music coming through the mic.
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>>147078954
Happened to me yesterday. It is so difficult to rank up if you have shitty luck. You will lose games because someone on your team leaves and lost half a rank. Then someone on an enemy team will leave and you will gain 1/15th of a rank. Then you will win some KotH maps and get fuckall. They you will lose one single actual game and you will get reset to the point you started at today. How did this system leave Beta?
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>>147074708
>american flag socks with crocs

WOAH FUCK /FA/ GET IN HERE
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>>147079059
>hero with no hardcounters
>not viable in any situation
gud one m8
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>>147079052
reinhardt just wanted some armor
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>>147079081
>play roadhog
>complain about anything other than why your hero is so fucking broken

uninstall
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>>147078120
Bump
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>>147078938
I literally dont give a shit desu lol
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>>147078884
Team games are the greatest scam in vidya history

>Blizzard has tricked 17 million people into thinking they are good and their teammates are bad
>they pull the slot machine lever on one more game, just one more game
>next game I'll have good teammates
>one more game
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>>147078610
>Join game shocked and amazed no one is going to play support.
>Play my man Blackzillian
>Dipshit playing Bastion bitching at me to go mercy and damage boost him.
>"I'm not hearing that noise!"
>We win and I somehow get a gold in objective kills as well as healing
>Bastion player STILL BITCHING that I didn't pocket him

Holy shit sometimes there will be that terrible player that will still amaze me with how shitty they act.
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>>147079052
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>>147079052
Got his armor and a squish. Nice.

Unfortunately it seems more often than no no one notices the Mei behind your team..ever..Even when you get on voice chat and call her out.
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>>147074708
I like how Lucio doesn't need a leash because he's a good boy.
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>>147079059
>I seriously hate people who pick tracer because you know there's a 90% chance they aren't doing jack shit.

Why do you think I'd do jack shit as other classes? I play while watching shit on the other monitor. Tracer is most mindless hero in the game. Just run at shit and press E when they fight back.
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>>147079040
>that guy who instalocks mercy
>is constantly out of position
>keeps dying
>whines about it in chat like an entitled babby
>check their social
>only mercy for 200 hours

why does mercy attract the biggest shitters
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>>147079161
>McCree
>Torb
>literally anyone that can aim
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>last placement
>it's the most frustrating god damn numbani double match ever
>coin toss is defense
fuck everything, i'm going back to quickplay until they fix the koth bugs and remove numbani from the rotation
6-4 got me to rank 53
not like it matters, considering it's a casual number between 40 and 60
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>>147079040
Sounds like me.
When my team covers me...
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>>147078915

There's most likely a setting or volume bar for all voice chat that you switched off. Either that or your channels are fucked because having a mic isn't required to hear others.
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>>147079238
Little does Dad know that the other kids are running around so much because Lucio is speedboosting them, that sly boi.
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>>147073595
ive had the same thing
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>>147078754
>>147078832
>overtards will defend this
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>>147079161
>no hardcounters
anon
she can be killed in like 2-4 shots by literally any other hero...which means she has to spend the entire time hiding and pot shoting people
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>>147073937
>>147077248

It's entirely possible to get a high rank by yourself in CS:GO, mainly because you usually -communicate- with your fucking team, overwatch doesn't have people smart enough to do that while having said people be fucking garbage at the game. For other reasons that I do not know of, however, people in comp are way too cautious compared to quickplay, I've had tanks stand behind S76s and S76s get 3x the capture time of a tank, the people are stupid.

Further than that; the good players always seem to be on your enemy side rather than your own. Although this can be attributed to really bad luck or enemy being a 6 stack. The amount of times it happens though, is very common.
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>>147079261
That genji had that hardcore tunnel vision going.
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>Playing torb
>Watching a tracer try and use her ult so she can actually play the game
>Molten Core
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>>147079246
>die a lot as mercy because i overextend trying to keep everyone alive
>still get 5-7k healing per round

is this good for someone that's fairly new
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>>147079059
Tracer is pretty good on defense though for killing reinhardts.
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>Hey guise you know what would be funny. If blizzard used your QM stats to place you in rank xDD

To bad if you played with your shitter friends for fun, here is your 45 tan ;D
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>>147078736
>Picked up Zarya last night since friend was like "Her shields are stupid strong and you should probably learn to play tanks that aren't D.Va".
>Tell the team what the bubbles do because when you're relatively new to the game it's just intelligent to assume that everyone at your level is retarded and/or ignorant and that includes you
>We synergize well, but lose anyway because the other team outplayed us and we suffered a bit of Spawn Line Syndrome for a couple of minutes.
>At one point I manage to land an ult that sucks up 5 people and I use my supercharged steroid gun to burn the fear of Mother Russia into them.
>The entire enemy team compliments me instead of getting salty.

And the moral of the story is don't go into melee with Reinhardt.
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Patch is out for worst console, currently in certification for also-worst console
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So it seems that within the last week or so people have finally figured out how to consistently counter Bastion with Genji. It's too bad that people refuse to switch off of Bastion once a Genji shows up.
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>>147077446
>>147077271
>>147073693
kek
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>>147079189
>le fat man of free ult charge
>broken
???
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>>147079125
Dad don't give a fuck! Do you wanna be taken home, young recruit?

>>147079320
>Tracer's really trying to be good
>Lucio buffs her and she runs all over the place without meaning to
>Gets in trouble
>Lucio gets her dessert
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>>147079407
>play with my shitter friends nonstop
>they all get ranked 45
>I get ranked 60

Next excuse?
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>>147079386
Fairly new sure. You'll eventually be able to keep tabs of the shitters that don't deserve your healing because they never fucking back up to get close to you. Some people you just can't save and if their stupid it's even more difficult.
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>>147079252
>McCree
wow I guess Reinhardt also counters Tracer because Charge stuns her xdd nevermind the fact how fucking easily she can avoid McCree
>Torb
this isn't TF2 you retarded shitter
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>>147079391
> for killing reinhardts
What?
How the hell does that happen?

Is he walking solo without his shields or something? A good reinhardt will always be grouped up by his team, and hopefully his team will tear any Tracer that's attacking him apart.
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>>147075352
undersea is literally the only good one
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>>147079386
it's better to not die and res everyone than die a lot

5k-7k isn't that much either
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>>147079487
le fat man of free grabs you through walls across the map
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>>147077761
Just from the fact that games are longer.

A majority of your exp per game is from time in-game and it's a little over 4xp per second. 5 minute games would be ~1250 xp just from time alone. BO5 games would be closer to 8k-9k, more if it includes overtime and the fifth coin flip round.

Sure it's a longer sitting but there's no queue times in-between rounds so technically it'd be more exp over time than just queuing QP. And if you're in a stack, that's an extra +20%.
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>>147079046
Kids can't think for themselves and have to watch youtube vids and popular streams and read top reddit posts to learn strats, what's new

I saw a Pharah trying that route 66 flank from Reddit yesterday, shut that bitch down real quick.
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>>147073682

Ranked is completely fucking broken. I'm not one of those people that throws hyperbole around, but it really is borderline unplayable right now.
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>>147077189
>last thread this gets a billion (you)s
>this thread zero (0)

What do I have to do for attention? I-I don't even mind bullying...
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>>147079542
>can't aim
>complains when he dies to fast characters
Sorry anon maybe you should try some git gud
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>>147079238
You can see a leash going to him on the picture is is just behind his back through Soldier's legs.
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>>147079441
>And the moral of the story is don't go into melee with Reinhardt.
Assume all Reinhardts are retards that hige behind their shield until proven otherwise.

Most of them don't even bother trying turn on you.
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>>147079542
>the anti-flanking heroes dont counter the flanker

how new
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>don't play mercy myself
>realize just how shit mercy players can be
this is pretty bad
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>>147079354
wow it's almost like a flanker has to wait for opportunities to kill an unaware hero with their quick damage output!

you calibrated at sub 40, I take?
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goddamn my mouse broke, i only have a spare wireless logitech mouse, am i fucked if i don't use a proper gaming mouse?
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>It's a "D.Va is the only tank class on defend" match
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>>147079568
It usually doesn't happen that way. I playing as Mercy has to switch out my pistol and hop all over that place like a mad man hoping someone else will notice this Tracer.

But when I get those sweet *pang pang pang* headshots and she drops like a potato*..mmm

Then she comes back even more hard pressed to kill me.
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@147079639
go be a fag somewhere else actual faggot.
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>>147074474
casual thursdays
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How would you make D.Va's ultimate useful without making it completely overpowered?
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>>147079568
Play some Tracer sometime. There are infinite opportunities to fill Reinhardt full of bullets and zip around him while his team is off fucking around.

>but they're in perfect formation with perfect awareness

That shit lasts like 3 seconds, as soon as shit goes down it's very easy to sneak in and start plugging him.
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>>147079125
>tfw work at crocs when not in classes
>tfw own american flag crocs and wear them to the pool
>tfw bf hates them and i know it
>>
Competetive is the biggest cancer Blizzard has ever released, holy fuck.
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>>147079785
reduce the time it takes to explode by one second and dont tell anyone
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>>147079785
Make her stay in the mech and follow enemies until explosion goes off.
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>>147077189
What's your fetish
>analcreampie Traceranon

Which hero shares it and why?
Well Tracer obviously, because she likes it in the butt - she shows her butt to often to be not a butt slut
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>>147079785

They just have to retool the damage boxes so you can't stand behind a lamppost as fucking reinhardt or winston and live
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>People in quickplay have gotten even stupider since ranked came out
I think I'd rather kill myself than spend one more match paired with these fucking idiots.
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>>147078045
>this will always be a meme
>>147078162
>5'5
small height gaps are worst
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>Play Mercy or Lucio in competitive
>Always some enemy Reaper who gets 20 kill streak and nobody on our team ever kills

Where do I find these super Reapers?
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>>147078120

>That file name

My fucking sides, I love Skooks
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>>147079780
I have RL for that though~
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>>147079836
my big problem is that he's also wearing socks
please don't tell me you wear socks in the pool
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>play D.Va on Hanamura Attack
>my team complains that I won't be able to do shit
>enemy has a good defensive line at A
>I boost up through the window, killing a Hanzo on contact, and head for the point
>just me being on the point causes the enemy to turn around and my team floods in
>At B I tell my team to rush in as I send my ult in too
>We take B as the torbs turret explodes, and now the enemy has to deal with the entire team on the point.

Is Hanamura the only good map for D.Va?
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>>147079052
I remember when I was trying to get the 20 killstreak achievement
>on 19 for a while
>turret getting no kills
>worry
>start getting frosted from behind
>[screeches]
>molten core up in the last possible second
>unthaw and disintegrate the bitch from point blank range
You don't even see her body in the screenshot it took for the achievement, she literally melted away
>console
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>do 5 placement matches
>three of them were losses
>3rd loss could have been avoided because someone from my team ragequit
>couldn't leave fast enough
I've accepted the fact that I'll get a shitter rank out of this but damn this mode's killing my mood to even sleep.
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Should I buy a 4chan pass? The captchas are fucking up again
>>
I think Soldier is 48 at the youngest assuming he became a super soldier and joined the fight in the Omnic Crisis during his first year in the military (He was 18 when he joined and Omnic crisis was 30 years ago.) If you add the standard 4 years and the Omnic Crisis he's 52. Keep in mind Reinhardt is the confirmed oldest at 61 and they seem to be almost 1 generation apart.
>>
What would be some good seasonal skin? Like a Roadhog dressed as santa but a Roadhog-esque sanra.
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>>147079785
Get rid of the fucking notification. Every other ult that can wipe an entire team doesn't have a huge flashing signal that you can see no matter where you are that tells you to get the fuck out, aside from Tracer's which detonates so quickly it doesn't even matter.
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>>147079720
>wasting the entire match waiting for perfect opportunities to flank

it all makes sense now
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>>147079785
Make it do AOE DoT damage that ramps up as the reactor goes critical. This way you would get at least some damage and people would be forced to move away earlier instead of ducking behind a lamp-post for a fraction of a second.
>>
>teammate let's you die
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>>147079917
>actually be good
>play tons of quick play with double star nerds
>everyone jokes about how shit ranked is
>pick whatever we want and have fun
>some asshat tries to tell everyone who to pick to make a better team comp
>everyone yells at him to fuck off to ranked

QP is great
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>>147077189
Femdom.

I guess Widowmaker would be the most likely candidate, though D.Va might be fun for it too, as she seems like a bit of a brat and bratty mistresses are always cute.
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>>147079785
>Reduce the time it takes to detonate by one second
>fix the hitbox so you can't survive by standing behind a lamppost
>make it so that it destroys Reinhardt's shield if he puts it up (he still survives, but has to wait for a shield recharge)
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>>147079970
>crocs with socks unironically
Please no
Also crocs has actual shoes that look like shoes and are comfy inside
10/10 move imo
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>>147078706

I want to buff him too
>m1 75-40 dmg
>m2 is a ricocheting projectile (same damage as m1, one bounce, can't headshot)
>deadeye no longer refunds if littel babby can't get his epig pe oh teh gee
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>>147079052
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>>147079902
Good taste
>>147080080
Depends on the type but could be good taste
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>>147079052
Did anyone else hear a train passing by?
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>>147080019
I've been doing pretty well with D.Va in Gibraltar.
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>>147079721
If you are not a complete shitter, you can play well without a `````````gaming˙˙˙˙˙˙˙ mouse.
In case you other mouse is really bad. I mean, really: just play Junkrat/winston.
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>>147080202
kek
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>>147078162
I'm 5'4 anon.
Will you spoon me?
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>>147079052
>YaoiPrince
>>
Been playing comp recently, realized your average person on there is total shit and unless you play a tank you're not going to be able to do much to help yourself. These rankings really need to be based more on individual performance rather than win loss record. Can you imagine being a Mercy and having to heal randos all game praying they're not total trash just so you can rank up and actually play with decent people?
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If you aren't trying to get on the point 99% of them time don't be shocked when other people stop trying
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>>147079052
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>>147080272
I love sending my mech over the roof, explodes in midair and I've gotten triples and quads that way to clear the point for the last push.
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>>147080050

This tbqh

It would annoy me at first, but it's not like I get a notification when Pharah or Reaper are bending me over their knee and fingering my asshole.
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>>147079052
>tfw
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I love playing this game please end me!
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>>147080024
>You have earned a trophy

ishgyddt
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didn't even know this was a card
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>>147079680
this shield will keep me safe, right?
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>>147080474
Junkrat usually gets so much damage or eliminations that it doesnt even show up
>>
Soldier 76 is so much fun to play.
So much versatility.
That personality
Everything about him is perfect
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>>147080471

>shiggy diggy posting

Back to /v/
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>>147080474
My favorite rare card is Bastion recon mode kills

Literally never saw it until I decided to force myself not to go into turret mode
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>>147080520
>punch a Reinhardt to death
>"Do you even lift?"
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>>147080410

>Still gets her ult out

It's the little things about this whore that make her such a pain.
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>>147080526
His ult is a little weak
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>>147078360
you switch sides so what does it matter?
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>>147079738
"hehe D.Va is a tank and zenyatta is a support. That means all utility roles are full and i can pick a fourth damage hero, yes Hanzo looks just like what we need :^)))))))"
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>>147079052
her face
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>>147080019
I like Gibraltar and Dorado
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>>147080615
Complete waste of an ult though.
Nobody on her team is there to follow up, so they'll just stay frozen for like 2 seconds and keep walking.
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>>147080623
its like high noon
more of a zoning tool than anything else (assuming they dont have a reinhardt or something)
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>>147080623

You're fucking crazy.
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>>147079639
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>>147080450
Lewd
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>>147079738
I fucking love playing D.Va, but I can't bring myself to start a game with her unless we're playing KotH. Frankly, I usually don't like starting with a tank at all outside of KotH. It feels more beneficial to run somebody like Symmetra (who honestly feels like she is only really good at the beginning of the game, and progressively gets more and more shit as it becomes harder to set up turrents to spawn/objective camp), Bjorn, a sniper, Bastion, or another Support (who can help form an earlygame advantage when paired with more aggressive/powerful characters).

Tanks really only feel like that class you go for when you need to just fucking dive into a bad situation to scare everyone into scattering or wasting all of their resources getting rid of you. They're initiation and disruption instead of just "lookat me I'm gonna soak up all the damage forever".

>>147079785
A few options here, none of which are meant to be combined:
>It instant kills any and all enemies in its radius, regardless of armor/health levels. Ignores Reinhardt's shield wholesale, as well as anything else that might mitigate or negate the damage.
>Time between pushing the button and actual detonation is semi-random (between 1 and 5 seconds), but a timer shows up on the user's HUD to give them a good chance to run. Can be remote detonated manually (like Junkrat's Shift) with M2.
>You can target a specific enemy when using it to have the mech track the shit out of that enemy.
>Enemies that are in contact with the mech while the ult is getting ready to blow are stunned. This would encourage Shift+Q plays while not making them mandatory.
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>>147080520
sure if I hold this shield up my problems will go away?
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>>147079052
>>147080410
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>>147080623
his ult is still on the higher lvel based on actually getting kills/doing damage
pretty much every other ult is mostly area denial while his is flat-out deal damage and get kills

bonus points with a mercy damage boost
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>>147080019
D.Va's fine, she's just usually not a "starting" pick, but you can switch to her in lots of situations. She's reasonably good at killing tanks, so if the enemy has a Winston+Roadhog switch to her. She's a fine sniper/healer/squishy chaser like Winston. She deletes certain ults, and pubs often don't coordinate their ults and just blow them one at a time, so if you see a Pharah, McCree and Roadhog on the other team you can completely negate their ults if you wait for them and suddenly their "free triple kills" don't exist, giving your team a huge advantage. She's more of a "counter-pick" than a starting hardcore tank.
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>Welcome to Hollyw-
>DEFEAT
>Torbjörn POTG highlight intro starts
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What is the shittiest team comp you've had that actually ended up working? Just had a Hanamura defense game with

Mercy
Symmetra
Zenyatta
Roadhog
Torbjorn
Hanzo

They didn't manage to step on the control point even once, despite multiple hero switches. We ended up pooling all of our resources into Roadhog and turned him into an impassable wall of death, and if he were ever to die (and it took a damn long time between deaths), Mercy and Sym always had him back up immediately. It was pretty fun.
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;_;
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>>147080858
Sometimes, you receive the "Defeat" word o quickly that you can still hear the map's music over the potg music.
>>
>mfw sweaty nerds get mad when i choose hanzo

i dont care if i contribute anything i just wanna play hanzo cuz hes fun LUL

gg ez neckbeardz
>>
Overwatch experience
>oh Hanamura
>DEFEAT

>open a box
>white white (duplicate) blue (duplicate) white (duplicate)

>play comp
>instalock hanzos, genjis, tracers everywhere
>no one in your team changes classes when they really should try adapt
>enemy team always seems to play to win 100% while your team never does
>your team feels like quickplay 0.5 alpha version

I knew what I was getting in to with the placement matches and the game still managed to surprise me with how special team mates I was getting
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>>147080757
Sure! How big is it?
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>>147080765
why is he shielding

he could have been swinging his hammer like a madman and atleast killed the annoying lucio. not like he's protecting anyone
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>>147080858
SUCH
POTENTIAL
>>147080876
>Shittiest team comp
>2 healers
>2 builders
>Tank and a sniper
>On hanamura first point
That's an alright comp don't know what you are on about
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>>147080623
It's best used when flanking but the problem is he's not a flanker. A good tip is to abuse the aimbot aspect and focus on dodging and moving around instead of aiming. This might sound obvious but if you see the example video for his ult he doesn't have to directly point at his targets at all which means you can hop and strafe like a madman all you want.
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>>147080976
your basiuc reinhardt is an idiot.
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>Mei standing still when aiming at a frozen enemy
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>>147080741
>>147080751
It's not the worst but High Noon and whatever Reaper's is called are far superior and do similar things. In theory 76's sounds great because you can be farther away and still hit but in reality you just end up doing 25% damage to someone before the scurry around the corner and your aim focuses on someone else. There's no maps with sight lines big enough for it to really be a huge threat
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Can someone correct me on how the ranked leaver system works?

If someone on your team leaves, you have 60 seconds to also leave without taking a leaver penalty (obviously you still take the loss).

But if you stay past those 60 seconds, you can't leave until the game is over without taking a leaver penalty?
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>>147080876
I had a team that provoked the "Too Many Supports" notice in Team Tips. I didn't even know that such a notice existed, let alone that people could actually achieve it without intentionally trying to 6-man Brazilian Sound Experience.
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>>147080876
5 Winstons and a Lucio on Lijiang
Bananas for days
Runner up: 5 reapers and a lucio on Dorado
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>>147080984
post the potg where he checks out widowmakers skirt

>>147080928
>win 7 lose 3
>rank 59
i have no idea how to feel about this
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>>147080928
i got 56 as well but went 7 / 3 ; w ;
who did you play anon
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>3 placement matches in
>1 win 2 losses
>too scared to play any more for fear of being ranked low, becoming a laughing stock amongst my peers and ultimately resulting in my painful suicide
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What's the point in playing when Zarya is everywhere being broken as hell.
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>>147080946
>aiming is fun whether you win or lose
>mobafaggots trying to get people to pick autopilot heroes who don't have to aim so they can "win"
>>
>try Genji on defense for first time in comp, Anubis
>Get three gold medals including elims and objective kills
>Team still loses

Should I feel bad?
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>do webm related
>ennemy team salty as fuck (their Mercy in chat)
>POTG is fucking press Q to quadkill from Reaper.

Don't care, unboxed Odile right after that game.
>still prefer Patina skin
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>>147081069
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE
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>>147080579
Found out about "Jump Pack Kills" with Winston last night. Fun stuff.
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>>147081170
76 hog zarya mercy winston
all solo, had surpringly decent games except for one loss where I had 5 gold and my team mates got rolled over something fierce
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>>147081210
hell if I know, but people are still playing the shit out of competitive despite it being fairly common knowledge that it's bugged and busted to hell and back.
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>>147081110
You have 60 seconds to wait until you can leave without penalty but the game will still count as a loss
if you leave during the 60 second counter, you get penalty for leaving.

I think its a mechanic in case someone DCs that they have 60 seconds to get back in game
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>>147081002

The pros play him as a flanker.
He has better range than most flankers which allows for sustained DPS from mid-range where enemies wouldn't expect it.
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>>147081141
I think it's this one.
If not it's the other one
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Is it just me, or is their a lot less really good Widows since the nerf?

I can't tell if my MMR has just went to shit or if people just stopped playing her
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>>147081187
>being this much of a soft cunt
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>>147081230
odile is gross

patina, huntress and noire are basically the only good ones
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>>147081002
Good tip, never really had thought of that as a strategy
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>>147075021
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>>147081230
>report porra
ayy
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>>147081275
The problem with this disconnected players have no incentive to reconnect. The moment they disconnect they will receive a loss. Working as intented
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>>147081309
the quickscope nerf fucked her up hard for good players, so most don't want to play her anymore
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>>147081303
No, that's the one where he gets PotG by dying.
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>>147081309
Her skill floor was raised but her skill ceiling was lowered slightly.

As a result, only fucking weirdos play her now.
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Post your face when your ally Zarya nails 5 with her ult, shields you and your ult is up.
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I thought I would dislike ranked, but it's been quite fun desu. People listen and matches are super intense and close. Team comps are decent most of the time as well.
Got ranked 54 and up to 60 today.
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new skins when?

I NEED one-piece swimsuit Mercy
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>>147081321
video games are all I have

if I can't at least appear good at them I might as well commit sudoku
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>>147081421
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How has Blizzard not yet hotfixed the MMR gain bug in KotH maps?

How can it possibly be something that they can't quickly and easily fix?
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>>147081440
>tfw saving over 4000 cash to eyecandy new skins

COME ONNN RELEASE THEM ALREADY
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>>147076642
>>147078631
his team has no premades, other team is made up of 2
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>>147081421
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>>147081464
>being this pathetic
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Why can't they change Best of 5 into Best of 3?
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QUESTION!

is there a point to playing competitive after placement matches?
I heard you get rewards based on your rank, and since you need a ludicrously high Win/Loss record just to stay the same rank, then whats the point?
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>>147081504
buy 20 lootboxes and shut the fuck up

entitled, toxic pile of trash
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>Get bored of game
>Go back to TF2

Anyone else feeling this way? Blizzard needs to add a new (multiple, really) map and a new character already. I'd also love a new match type as well (CTF, maybe?), but that's probably out of the question.
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>>147081561
>being this oblivious to obvious hyperbole
stop posting any time fampai
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Who is the cutest girl and why is it Pharah?
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>>147081403
Found it
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>>147081309
I play her on Defense in Anubis because there's a really nice ledge that has a wonderful view of everywhere the enemy team has to cross through to get to Point A. I'll usually get a few headshots in and about half a dozen bodyshots before somebody gets wise and starts shooting in my general direction, but it's far enough away that you can dodge anything that would actually kill you.

She seems less like "I need a sniper better play Widow" and more like "I have a reliable sniper nest (or set of nests) and so I shall play Widow".
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>dont care about ranking whatsoever
>leave comp games asap to drag down the team
>my rank decreases putting me with shitters
>they get more mad the worse they are at the game
>they also get easier to beat and get comp points from if i dont quit

Comp mode is amazing
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>>147081440
>Switzerland
>beaches
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>>147073907

How do you do the fancy combo

How do you explode tracer
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>>147081421

>>147081440
>not lifesaver reinhardt
life is suffering tbqh
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>>147081360
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>>147081624
go away gaben
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>>147081617
To grind currency
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>>147081687
enjoy being banned for the entire season
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>>147081617
Itll be more lucrative once(or if they ever) iron out the xp ratios so its not so negative xp balanced.

But yea playing right now is the dumbest thing to do even for your competitive points
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>7-3
>rank 49

Why?
Is it because one of the victories was a 6v3?
Is it because I was playing mostly Reinhardt and Lucio?
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>>147081664
I disagree
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>>147081617
bragging rights on /owg/
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>>147081716
>not Roadhog with oversized swim trunks and Junkrat with a duck floater
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Is 60ms ping shit?
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>>147081625
Only when you stop being a whiny little bitch.
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>instalock mercy
>whole team is relieved we have a support
>game starts, switch to genji
>spam "We need a healer!"

who else /devilish/ here?
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>Only Lucio and Mercy viable.
>Rein and Zarya viable.
Nice balance Blizzshits, This game is a joke.
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>>147081664
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>>147081360
>>147081724
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>>147081072
It gives new meaning to "CLEARING THE AREA" when everybody scatters away from the open-field point or objective and they have to wait it out or hope that somebody is capable of killing you quickly.
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>join game
>useless instalock hanzo and genji
>no tanks
>no support
>pick support because noone else does
>everyone just runs in and dies

literally every game today, this is so frustrating

is ranked any better? I didn't feel like playing because some of the games feel way too long, but I can't handle this shit anymore
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Junkrat's pill + mine is the new Mccree flash + fan.
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>>147081724
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>Genji on team
>he dies a shit ton like all Genjis do
>Switches to Hanzo
>of course
>Still feeds
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>>147080825
Think I played with that Mei
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>>147080572
Just another hook target
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>>147081852
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
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>>147076954
>alt
are you fucking retarded

It's an ULTIMATE ability

not an ALTernate
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60&over club where we at? we over here

https://discord.gg/RV5YyjX

(under 60's welcome too)
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>>147081919
I don't understand
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Am I imagining, or are the ranked matches an even bigger shit fest than casual?? When I tried them on PTR, they were really tight and interesting. But for the past two nigts, after the debuted on the real server, I seem to get paired with even worse players than in casual... I doesn't make sense!
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>awful ranking thanks to leavers in 7/10 of my placement matches
>win most comp games
>get fucktons of exp and grind levels

This is fun
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>>147081912
sshhh dont tell anyone about my one-two combo
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>>147080330
I'm also 5'4
We can take turns
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>>147081861
based anime bro

>pick Mei in comp.
>go around putting my spray all over the enemy spawn and putting ice all over it.
>watch my team lose while I look at my beautiful spray.
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>>147081979
trump is putting his hand on thin air
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>that feel when placed 50
>>
>Aus/NZ servers
>I recognize a whole lot of the players by name now

is this my autism
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>>147081771
because you probably won KoTH maps, which is gonna give you fuck all even in placements.
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I can only play like 30 minutes and then I get fucking angry at the bad game design decisions.
I'll take a 5 day break and then I think I might actually have fun with Overwatch and I come back to play 30 minutes before I get pissed again.
90% of my playtime is in Hanamura's and Anubis' last stage and Blizzard still hasn't even considered fixing them.

Worst 40€ I ever spent on a game.
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>>147081912
>You aren't stunned
>Requires his slow left click projectile to hit you
>Does 240 damage
Meanwhile
>You are stunned
>Hitscan bullets that instantly hit you
>Does 420 damage
>He can roll and do it again
at least when I'm playing a tank I don't have to worry that junkrat is going to come and decimate me in 2 seconds
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>>147080202
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>implying any of you plebs have shit on my 50% accuracy phara
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>>147081912
This. Requires even less aiming. Nerf when.
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>>147082050
>4 of my placement matches victories were KotH

FUCK
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>>147082037
it's on mei's shoulder you dip
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>>147081771
ranked is bugged as fuck
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>>147082001
>Soldier, Genji, Tracer, etc decide they want to disengage with you
>Chuck a mine at their fleeing backside

STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE
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I'm scared.
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>>147081986
Everyone blamed every loss on bad teammates. Now that they're starting to filter into competitive, they're facing the tough realization that they are also bad.
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>>147082062

>at least when im playing a tank i dont have to worry that junkrat is going to come and decimate me in 2 seconds

you hit a trap and survive without heavy team support, enemy rat is a fucking bob, bro, tank or not
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>>147081440
Why stop there? Swimsuit skins for everybody.
>But anon, you might ruin headcanons about Mei's secret stash of chemical warheads.
Everybody.
>Toblerone and Porkstreet are fat fucks and I'm not into tha-
EVERYBODY.
>I'm pretty sure Genji, 76, and Reaper are partially decayed under whatever's covering what's left of their flesh.
E V E R Y B O D Y.
>How would you even justify people that need their armor to function? Pharah can't exactly jetpack like she's from Super Mario Sunshine or something.
Bitch I said everybody.
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>>147082113
look closer you dap
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What hero should I focus on after I'm done practicing with Rainhardt and Genji?

Torb seems ok but feels like he needs a decent team that doesn't let the enemy destroy the turrets willy nilly without punishment.
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when are they going to fix koths
I wonder if I got fucked on rank because of them
had 3 wins on koth and 2 of my losses on payload/cp maps
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>>147081230

Is this balant cheating? i mean it doesnt seem that hard but the firs and second kill where definitely red alerts.
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>>147082238
>jetpack swimsuits
>armored bikini ninjamen
>reaper unironically wearing swimming trunks but not taking off his hood and mask

i want it
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>>147082228
can you repeat that in english?

>>147082187
>hit one grenade
>suddenly they dont feel like fighting you anymore

alternatively
>hit one grenade
>they try to juke you out with sick ADAD
>throw a mine at their face
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>>147082238
Honestly can't wait for Bastion in a Bikini
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>>147082284
why did you censor your name I wanted to add you

there are people who add people from 4chan pictures

tell me your username so I can add you fucker

kill yourself
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>>147082213
I knew some lamer would answer like that. But the thing is, casual is the same as ever,only this ranked mode is really weird. It shouldn't be like this - and PTR proved it. So what went wrong??
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>Unbox huntress Widow
>Can't aim for shit
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>>147082112
Same for me. Fucking shit
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>>147081045
What settings you use for webm encoding?
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>>147082238
its not like people need to buy a swimsuit skin for everyone so i really dont see a problem with this

would dig a 1piece swimsuit d.va

plot twist: the mech also is in a swimsuit
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>>147077271
>>147077554
What the fuck. EU? I played with this guy the other night and he was fucking dreadful. What kind of dumpster player considers this guy "pretty good".

Me and a hanzo that was actually not bad were on fire the entire match trying to carry him but we coulnd't. I watched the kill feed and he did nothing but die..

I flamed him harder than i've ever flamed anyone and eventually when he started typing back his english was poor, so he's either a 3rd world retard or a 12 year old.
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>>147082315

have you ever played widowmaker? how the fuck...are you trolling?
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Zarya is the weirdest character ever. I've never played a hero that simultaneously makes you feel like you're carry the team and doing nothing at the same time.
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>>147082352
What
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>>147082238
Oh, and replace weapons and abilities with water-based stuff like in Duke3d Caribbean.

DROWN DROWN DROWN
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How in the FUCK do I counter Reaper? Just HOW?
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>>147082365
I don't want random degenerates on my friend list
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>>147081230

I like Widow's recolors better than her legendary skins, hopefully summer is kinder to her.

Still my least played hero
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>>147082238
>Winston in a Bikini
>Hanzo in a japanese school swimsuit

Im in.
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>>147082513
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>>147082238
Dude that sounds really fucking--
>Zenyatta wearing oversized boardshorts with orbs replaced with varying hovering seashells

Fund it
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>>147081724
>implying that's how it goes when Mei ice walls a Death Blossom
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>>147082336

you hit a trap and survive without heavy team support the enemy junkrat is a fucking lowscum and you should be ashamed, faggot

get cancer
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>>147082394
the normal ones?
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>>147082513
>Pharah
>McCree
>Widow
>Hanzo

Anyone who can out duel him in close range or pick him off before he gets close enough to get effective. It's kind of hard though when you're up against a good reaper. They always know when to duck out and reposition.
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>>147082385
>same battletag as a pro widow player
>get teammates hopes up when I pick widow
>disappointment and anger within 1 minute
Iktfb
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>>147082078
>caring about accuracy in a game with unlimited ammo
>caring about accuracy for Pharah when the stat counts splash damage hits as accuracy
>>
LIFE, IS PAIN.............SO IS.............
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>>147082228
Don't hit a trap then? You got eyeballs, use em
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>>147081697
They do have a lot of lakes
>>
I think ranked is fixed

I played 2 koth in a row
one loss
one victory
3-1 loss
3-0 victory

only lost/gained like 10% for both
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>>147082517
>calls others degenerates
>mains junkrat
lmao
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>>147082462

>have you ever played widowmaker?
no

>are you trolling?
no
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>>147082513
Contrary to popular belief, Roadhog shits on Reaper, not the other way around. His window of advantage is so small compared to yours.
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>>147082513
You have to out-shoot him, and maybe have a shield or two on standby.

Nothing infuriates me more than a Winston bubble or Reinhardt shield cockblocking me because my teammates are retards who can't be assed to keep them busy for 3 seconds.
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>>147082789
>>147082789
>>147082789
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>>147082050
>>147082112
I feel your pain. Granted, I was not doing well, but it wasn't rank 44-tier of being shit.
It's just hat all but one of my victories were on koth
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>>147082717

do you realise how retarded you are? you can just use google, there's something on the GUI that says "RECON-VISOR", I mean the fucking widow touched her helmet...yeah, that guy is legit wallhacking!
>>
>>147082760
I'd say they're evenly matched if they're both doing things how they should be.
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Is there anything more tense than two roadhogs dueling over the well in Ilios? It's like, whoever wins that first encounter will dictate the rest of the match.
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>>147082806
that was fast
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>>147082590
>Hit a trap
we are talking about junkrat hitting you with a left click and throwing a mine.
That combo requires you to not use your eyes to see the trap and requires junkrat to have prior set up time.
Ol flashbang McCree just found you around the corner and gave you a right tossing in the down under
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>>147082715
>implying there is anything wrong with maining junkrat
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So is Torbjorn just a midget and not a dwarf in the fantasy sense?
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>>147082876
dude we have fuckin flying robots n shit who cares if he's a dwarf
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>>147082315
>if you ever move your crosshair before shooting then it's fishy

No wonder so many are crying like bitches about widowmaker.
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Can anyone post ranked stats? i want to know if i truly deserve my rank.

I wont post mine because i am probably going to get memed to dead. Its mediocre, but not as bad as my rank [spoiler[41[/spoiler]
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>>147082715
He just happened to be the first hero that "clicked" for me. I don't have a particular fixation on that hero.

What would be the point of playing a little of every hero and sucking at all of them, if you can focus on one until you get decent and then move on?
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>>147083008

mate this guy legit thought he was wallhacking
>>
>>147082315
Maybe all the finns cheat... Just look at this Taimou video (preferrable with slowmo): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRo0Csl8P2Y

His crosshair keeps snapping on enemy heads, which is very evident after one character is being ressed, and Taimou is fighting to shoot something else in the meantime.
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>>147079785
Make it go through all shields
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>>147082837
I am not talking about wall hacking anon... i specifically talked about the first two kills (not with ult)

Watch the webm again
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>>147082192
It doesn't matter
You're due to a random number between 40 and 60
there's no actual skill metering involved, if you were to lose all 10 of them you'd still end up with a number between 40 and 60
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>>147083325
people here have ended up in the 20s
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>>147080202
I literally cannot fathom this Mei's plan
she sees your health, how did she think this was going to play out?
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>>147082315
An aimbot would have locked and tracked the flying D.Va, instead it's a clean continuous upward flick and aim comes back down normally. Shot on Mercy is an easy one, flashy wings on screen for like half a second before she passes under the crosshair.
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>>147080764
Would it be too broken if it sucked enemies in? The mekka collapses on itself so couldn't it somehow sick enemies in as well?
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>>147083438
>An aimbot would have locked and tracked
nobody uses literal aimbots anymore, they're all triggerbots
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>>147083417
It's their overtime, if she built the wall after freezing her she would have won the round

but since it's a shitty mei there's no wall
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>>147082596
Looks good for a webm that long
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>>147081210
you find ways to counter her brokeness, leaguebabby
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>>147081210
how is zarya broken?
>>
>>147083438
>aimbots without mouse smoothing and triggerbots
>in the year of our overlords, 2016
The tech is evolving my man
>>
when the fuck are they fixing competitive
>>
>>147081210
lelouch get the fuck out
>>
battle net just die for anyone else?
>>
anyone here good with Torbjorn? i get that molten core will fuck shit up but i still wonder on how to get good at positioning his turrets
>>
>>147081210
In what way?
>>
>>147084021
look for places with good sight lines, or places the enemy will not expect to get shot from. Fine places with stuff to obscure the turret from view but will still allow it to shoot.

also turrets placed on health packs will heal themselves with the health pack.
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>>147081440
So we getting a femhog skin?
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>>147081421
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>>147084170
speakers
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>>147084348
Bottom one should be bastion with the bird instead of the cameleon.
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>>147082537
Winston already has a swimsuit skin though.
>>
>>147084021
Just put it somewhere and get armor out. Armor is king.
Also your right click is boss AF
>>
>>147084021
>>147084131

The healthpack tip is a good one but don't automatically put it on a health spawn if it's a shitty spot. I also usually try to keep my turrets away from corners so that a Junkrat can't load it with grenades.
>>
>>147084348
its scary how on-point that tracer looks
like, you wouldn't tell the difference between her and Rapunzel at a glance
>>
how do I play junkrat beyond pissing grenades all over the objective
>>
>>147079785
Give it three points of origin and have it instantly break any shield
>>
>>147085047
>and have it instantly break any shield

No.
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>>147084348
I hope when the day comes that we'll get an Overwatch movie it'll be CGI with some limited hand-drawn animation here and there like the short instead of live-action
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>>147073340
wait hold on, you can leave a match and get no penalty for it, yet the other team still has to suffer the penalty, even after he leaves? what the fuck?
>>
>>147077665
Low hp soldiers was sort of fun
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>>147078142
63 here. After finishing with 8-2 I was expecting so much worse. Now I can fuck around in quick play and shut down ooga boogas
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>>147086372
Leaver gets the loss + penalties.

Leaver's teammates gets the loss + no penalties.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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