/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spacestation

i'm the best

TFW NO NIQ BF

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10841

If I just keep uploading to my fork before a pull request is merged, everything will automatically get added to the pull request, right?

connection failed gg

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXO_dlAieQ6V7X9dgd1OwhQ

SOCA'S VOICE IS FUCKING AMAZING HOLY SHIT

>>147035096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohFx9Sow6OM

Soca is cute, CUTE.

I honestly think Kurt should be perma banned for the crazy shit he has done on server in the past, but I don't get how you fucking people can't handle being banned for a fucking day, like jesus christ take a fucking break for once, its not going to kill you

>>147035524
hi morena

>>147035652
ayy wasn't me, I don't think he should be perma'd but he should man up and take a day off

>>147035652
I am not them, they are bad but not as bad as Kurt.

He has raped people/things on server in the past without being reprimanded, and not on purge day I may add.

>>147035901
holy shit really?

any pictures or proof?

>>147036036
I heard from several people in deadchat he raped or snuffed Ginger Beach. Also rape several cat beasts.

>>147035901
hey now, i did nothing wrong, ever

>>147035901
what a fucking disgusting rapist

>>147036420
Pretty sure you admitted to both the things you're being accused of.

>>147036568
which are?

>>147035524
I remember Kurt being funnier in the past rather than the iaa shitter he is now

>>147035190
Nikita Khrushchev you illiterate American whale. Go beach yourself

>>147035901
I've been around Kurt for a while and I've never seen him doing such things. I think you're just full of shit

>>147035096
>>147035190
I thought she was a Mexicunt.

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>>147036796

>>147035190
McCarthy was an underappreciated vigilant hero and guardian.

>>147036893
And he still plays IAA like security when he isn't blacktiding around.

>>147036719
Are you incapable of reading?

>>147036796
He did it around the time he got banned below you

>>147037156
I'm not kurt you doofus

>>147036893
>playing IAA like security

While you'd have to be a huge faggot to do that, there really shouldn't be admin intervention, as it should be relied upon the security force to deal with anyone overarching into their territory; though, of course, that doesn't mean they aren't allowed to let hooligans and assclowns into their territory or really anyone.

>>147036893
>spaghetti and meatballs
Muh sides

>>147037193
You're one reply too late

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>>147036893
>this is rape

Why is dylan still allowed to do anything?

Why are people playing as security are huge raging faggots with tiny dicks and daddy issues?

Why does it hurt when I pee?

>>147037920
>T. Brigged dindu greytide

sorry for failing you, Jean.

at least we removed the vox

>>147039037
>implying the library vox wasn't chillin on the shuttle to home smoking a fatty cigar with all kinds of loot

>>147037920
because they add spice to the game

without security, greytide is nothing
without greytide, security is nothing

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>>147039037
so close...and so far.

>>147039092
im fine with OUR vox, but those illegal vox are rapist murderer serial killers

>people staticnaming and actually expecting not to become hated

Giving yourself any persistent identity in SS13 just makes you a big target for people to vent their bitterness about losing on. The only exception is if you're an ultra-boring good boy who never does anything interesting, therefore never draws any form of ire (and equally, no form of adoration) from the other players.

Felicity movin in on a new girl!

Does wearing the happiest mask on station make you valid?

>>147039316
Yes

>>147039316
yes, i will murder you and space your body seperate of the head

>Have to do all of science myself episode
>Do research to a point
>Miner stops by
>Talks about saving them if something bad happens
>Rolls a cursed die
>It explodes
>Protolathe and curcuit imprint are now gone
>Rebuild the room to my best extent
>Mommis lingers around a bit
>Does nothing to help rebuild the room
>Everything is back in working order by shuttle
Its ok miner, I forgive you. Just roll it outside next time.

>That last thread

DUDE WHAT'S A BLACK BODY LMAO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THERMODYNAMICS LMAO

>>147039278
OH SHIT! Ashe on suicide watch! Who's the lucky girl?

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>>147039583
I signed up to shit on the floor and honk, not learn about astrophysics with black twinks.

>>147039454
What was wrong with that room? I couldn't figure it out even with the holomap and t ray.

>>147039278

I refuse to believe anyone would come between my favorite otp.

>>147039278
>>147039741
>girl

>>147039213
What if no one ever posts bad things about my static, but people still post good things about it?

>>147039278

Felicity was just being nice to her. She practically trips over herself around Ashe compared to this floozy.

>>147039278
Felicity creeps me out.

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>>147037920
I have a modest sized dick and am bros with my dad, you nebbish jobfag.

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>>147040758
Maybe modest wasn't the best word, I meant average.

I swear.

>>147040758
>>147040831
send pics to id/senaat1 to prove it

>>147040758
>>147040831
Too late, anon, we all know your little secret now.

this is the greatest lag of all times

>>147039316
Yes. If it's not your first time you're a griefer. If it is, you've learned a valuable lesson about reading the fucking wiki before you touch old shit.

>>147037832
Cause you aren't such a reliable coder you're a maintainer that can shut him down.

>>147037920
I play Security because I like being polite in order to change players' perception of Security.

>>147039875
It was missing the disposal pipe and a wire near the apc. Also some air pipes were missing I think.

FIELD GENERATORS
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>>147037198
There should because they have a degree of admin protection. If you're blacktiding/playing like security you aren't playing IAA and therefore don't get to bitch when you're not allowed to for a bit. It's not like you actually were playing it in the first place.

Daily reminder to canister bomb anything fishy. By the end of the shift you and your countrymen will have removed all kebab.

>>147041085
Fuck off Dylan

DUNGEON MASTER game mode when?

One player is roundstart given the role of DUNGEON MASTER and has to get SLAVES to fulfill their DEPP DARK FANTASIES.

Another player is given the role of ANIKI and has to earn the support of the station through the use of ASS WE CAN and then SETTLE THIS RIGHT HERE with the DUNGEON MASTER through PANTSU WRESTLING.

>>147041396
How 2 canister ?

>"Fuck shitcurity they are all scumbags"
>Proceed to lie through their teeth about any crime no matter how small or how obvious it is that you did it
>Security eventually get sick of all the obvious lies and stop believing any greytider
>"Fucking shitcurity never trusts us"

You greyshits are what is creating shitcurity, if maybe any of you fucks would have some dignity and not lie any chance you get maybe security would be more lenient.

>>147041562
code in the ELECTRIC BODYBUILDER FROM RUSSIA first

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>when you made a name for yourself as a huge faggot yet people still remember you rather fondly

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Radiation mutating simple mobs when?

>>147036893
>Spaghetti and meatballs in vagoo
i dont even want to know

>>147041906
>monkeys and chickens will never have a chance to turn into freakish monsters during a radstorm

In other news, how do I get nanites?

>>147036893

>someone says something crudely funny
>player they were talking to thinks it's funny
>administrator gets triggered on their behalf

i'm sure glad senaat was here to save us from seeing someone talk about naughty parts! this sure is a great use of admin powers which saved the server from much grief, and not ridiculous and overbearing exercising of control purely for the sake of exercising said control

ss13 is such an insanely overmoderated hellhole. the game needing admins on-hand to prevent indiscriminate killing/disregard for the game's concept has devolved into admins utterly overpolicing every aspect of player interaction in a way that quells any creativity and restricts the sense of freedom

>>147042091
>>147041906
I want this

>>147041906
When you draw sprites for radroaches

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>>147042323
http://crawl.chaosforge.org/index.php?title=Giant_cockroach

>>147042490
What about north and south-facing sprites?

>>147042552
>implying cockroaches have those
Pretty sure regular roaches actually only have one glyph according to that cult round a couple hours ago.

>>147042640
But they're tiny and non-hostile so it doesn't matter as much

>>147042790
it works for goon

>>147041925
Medium RP medbay check up.Gotta make sure these silly waifus are staying pure, and not shoving food up their cunny

Sorry for the supermatter scare. The wiki said that oxygen would work as a coolant, so I used it.

Stupid me.

>Quality Antag

Was trying to figure out who set off the pacid nades in the cockpit of the shuttle but haunt wasn't working with me and the round end wasn't showing what the vampire was wearing. Who did it?

Those dang jewbirds

BOOOoooOOOO

GHOOoooOOooOSTSS WooOOOooo

>>147045301
It does work, you just have to cool it enough and cycle enough through the chamber or use thermals/H/E to cool

>>147045342
CE was the vamp in disguise AFAIK

>>147045342
[03:27:11]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">A chemical smoke reaction has taken place in (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=15;Y=243;Z=2'>Emergency Shuttle Centcom | 15, 243</a>)[ Polytrinic acid ]. Last associated key is Yred(<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminmoreinfo=[0x300027b]'>?</a>).</span></span>
[03:27:11]GAME: A chemical smoke reaction has taken place in (Emergency Shuttle Centcom | 15, 243)[ Polytrinic acid ]. Last associated key is Yred.

Yred was the antag

>>147045301
How many canisters did you use?
You want to have a lot of air in the chamber so that it overall takes longer to heat up, if you're just going for power for the round you can get away with one emitter and 2 nitrogen canisters.
With oxygen you need at least 3, and it's really only for going into big power territory

>>147045518
why even use the supermatter if you are not going to go for big power territory.

>>147045403
How cool is cool enough? If I'm remember right the sensors were saying the O2 going in was at about -260 C.

>>147045403
I think it was four O2 canisters. People were talking about breaches so I was rushing to get it going and see if I could fix holes.

>Become RD
>AI active on low pop
>Know that low pop AIs are usually just starting out and are trying to learn
>Offer to change its laws to NT default so it can try out different lawsets
>Make it a shitty freeform law to go with NTD
>It's just to check PDA paint to see if it matches the ID and make a decision based on that
>Make shit and waste time
>Posibrain pings
>Slap it in the extra mech
>Forgot that mmi/posi mechs are bugged
>It locks itself down and cant do anything about it
>Becomes a ghost translator
>It baneposts
Fun round overall.

>>147045638
All of it. I was in a hurry so I didn't get a good look at it but you probably were sucking it out too fast so there was pretty much no gas in there so it'd rapidly fluctuate as the shard output rose from the oxygen.

I know this is an autistic spessman game but does anyone else legitimately have autism? I know one admin does.

>>147045691
So what gas in/gas out ratio am I looking for? 2:1? 3:1?

>its a busstation round
What did they mean by this?

>>147046268
people only vote for bus right before they leave to meme everyone.

>>147046376
THERE IS A FUCKING APC IN ENGINEERING THATS NOT EVEN HOOKED UP TO ANYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ALL HAIL BOX
A
A
A
A

>>147045753
No idea, I just use vents with no pressure checks and I run H/E through the chamber

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I'm glad it's over

>>147046376
thank you weighted voting

I SUBMIT MY WILL TO BOX

>>147046512
ironically bus won the majority

>>147046481
no prob for calling the shuttle

i had a dream with yahir in it and i hugged him and apologized to him for shitposting about him in the thread

what do you think that means?

>sawbones is the one to finally update the plasmaman wiki entry
Holy fuck

I want to fuck Morena

>>147046761
we already know you're thirsty for her, 'anon'
we've known since fucking march

>>147046620
All I have to say about this is

>him

>>147046761
why would you want to i'm trash

>>147045729
Classic legit aspergers for me, as in the light but no doubt autistic kind. Shit like not being able to look into peoples eyes, obsession with tech and shit like that, my first fucking word being 4 sylables long and nigh impossible to be said by a child, yep, autitsic

>>147046934
I sent you an electro swing track ree

>>147046934
When are you going to kill yourself, Whorena?

>>147047592
Tomorrow.
>>147047569
Unless it was caravan palace it was probably bad

>>147047730
you are a fun person to play with

>>147047730
>caravan palace
My nigga

>>147047730
It was an undermeme remix but you're probably right

>Please be aware that you are currently playing on Baystation 12. We believe /vg/ has panic bunker enabled and is redirecting to our server.
Honk

>>147048070
Kek really?

>>147047730
You are an incompetent whore who needs to die already, or just fuck off to vore and stop trying to shit the place up with your ebin near-ERP.

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>>147048145
what the hell is near-ERP?

>>147048145
are you talking about that PDA note passing thing?

>>147048174
'lmao it was only PDA ERP'
'lmao i only told him i wanted to hop on his dick SOMEWHERE ELSE'
'guys come on its not REALLY ERP we just talk about it here and do it on vore :P'

that shit right there, it's arguably even more obnoxious than regular ERP

>>147048145
>>147048249

>mid day euro-time zone
>sharia levels of ass pain in the threads

like pottery

>>147048249
>>147048145
How much of a sad fuck are you? Oh wait don't tell me I can read it from your posts, loser.

Any supermatter nerds here? How well would the bay/polaris supermatter setups work on our server?
http://ss13polaris.com/files/map_4-24-16.png
If it's shit, what about the hippie setup that seems to just pump in cold nitrogen and vent all waste to space

>>147048145
Morena should neck themselves desu

>>147048427
Like 10 minutes to map it? Ours is fine. Order your own if you want to autism

>>147048427
>that setup
played it, the setup itself works fine, doesnt need any fixing

>>147048145
Quality meme, I love it.
>>147047970
The charm in undertales soundtrack comes from the simple elements and good composition, remixing or changing it is dumb I hate people who do.
>>147048249
So being slightly suggestive is suddenly ERP? Sorry no one has ever flirted with you in your life, but take your anger out on someone else, like your bodypillow. Maybe you should have actually read the PDA messages I sent shiggy, because I was taunting him the entire time.
And Sergei invited ME there. When I had no idea what it was. I thought it was just a neat idea to vacation on a different plant so I said okay.
I have never been on vore, I will probably never go on vore, because I am not interested. I don't even know how to find it if I wanted to.
>>147048430
Way ahead of you.

>>147048303
>being this assmad that people don't want to put up with your cringy ass e-fucking

Fuck off already, Whorena. Spergay and Shiggy did it, why the fuck won't you?

>>147048480
>>147048483
It's not for box if that will calm you down

>>147048503
Shiggy is on lifeweb now I think, maybe Morena should try that so they can rape each other there.

>>147048503
>I'll just keep encouraging shitposting and bringing down the general more until things are the way I like it!

You're just pretending to be retarded right?

Can someone post that badly drawn comic about vox traders, please?

>>147046426
Where?

>>147048427
>that small science department compared to the rest of the station
that's not how a scientific station would look like

>>147048592
I have no interest in lifeweb or shiggy, so no thank you.
>>147048503
Yeah, see you later

>>147048682
It's not a science station, it's a colony with a residential district and everything.

>>147048682
Polaris is a colony and not a research station, that being said they have their xenobiology/toxins/xenoarch on another zlevel

>>147048729
>colony on an asteroid
for what purpose

>>147048760
It's in the same system as another more major colony, so presumably it's functional as an industrial sector for Vir, I think it's supposed to be a mining colony and the asteroid is Phoron-Rich.

>>147048427
Not too well considering it only has two vents and runs on TEGs.

are there any hot tips for getting a value you want in genetics or do you just tap irradiate block 30 times until you get the D

>>147048865
Get arith, a pill bottle of bicard, and a medibot
hit to 802, inject. If it's a disability move on or go get dac
When you hit dac but no power, clean disabilities or inject every time while rolling for the next block.

>>147048841
it still doesnt make any sense, why make a residential colony on one asteroid instead of making it a station with a changing crew, especially with a major colony next to it

QUICK
INVENT A UNIQUE TRAITOR ITEM FOR A JOB YOU PLAY

>>147048427
Change all the phoron for plasma gas.

>>147049042
What major colony?

>>147049042
Fuck off, it's just a game you retard.

>>147049075
Absolute Madman

A Tank Transfer Valve that must be secured to the floor and bypasses bombcap.
Has a minimum 5 minute timer and uses the same wires/decon as the syndicate bomb.

>>147049075
CHAPLAIN
GUN THAT GETS STRONGER/CHARGES OFF BEING SPOOKED BY GHOSTS
SPOOKS THE TARGET AND MAKES THEM SCREAM/DROP THEIR WEAPON

>>147049042
The colony itself is owned by NT, and that's all that NT owns in that system. They don't have any sort of Centcomm stand-in there, so it's more or less necessary to keep a standing crew since having every crewmember commute from Vir would be expensive. Or something.

Man, why you gotta nitpick everything?

>>147049075
For cargo tech, a device which lets you manually control a mulebot from afar so you can run people over with it

>>147049170
>major colony

Polaris/The Northern Star is in the same system as a major colony called Vir.

>>147035720
I actually killed a chaplain that randomly hit me over the head with a bible while I was enthralled. I was never enthralled before and didn't realize I was deconverted. By the time I did his head was off because fireaxe. I felt bad so I ahelped myself, when the round ended I asked to be banned for 3 days but I guess no one saw that. Don't want it now though. Besides I haven't been playing as much as I used to.

>>147049075
Gas bugs for atmos tech
>gives the illusion of a gas flood once its inside a vent
>sends alarms to the silicons
>shows the room flooded with purple particles for plasma, white particles for N2O etc
>there is no flood at all
this can be used to create distractions and allow atmos techs in certain areas to "fix" it

What do I do if i'm starting to hate Vox Trader and how they interact with the crew (90% of the time they just sell guns to people who shouldn't have guns, 5% of the time they are greytide and the remaining 5% they actually trade somewhat interesting things and get ignored.)

>>147049075
IAA - A special paper that you fax to central command, then sends you back a capsule, like a miner ball, that contains two NPC syndicates. Have it cost like 5 points

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>>147048850
I could always add a few more vents
There's also the hippie layout that looks a lot more simple
What other servers have the supermatter?

>>147049214
It's called the pda cartridge in your pda. Use it some time. It's pretty boss with camera bugs.

>>147049042
>assuming there's a major colony next to it

Polaris lore makes the setting at the furthest reaches of known NT space, where they do their private research and act as a forward operating base. There are no other point of major grouping for leagues around the their colony and more unknown space than known. Hence things like raiders, and space ninjas, and why they have to keep their research so closely guarded.

What you're suggesting is like 'why do US soldiers not just live in the villages with the afgans all the houses and markets are there?' or 'why does big boss hide his nukes in the middle of an ocean on a big boat and not just let his soldiers just live in africa?'

daily reminder that /vg/ has the least OC in code and most shitty lore there is (lol we in space bad guys killing us)
there is literally no other reason to play here other than boogeymaning other servers because they arent from 4chin, and everyone from outside plays here at some point anyways

>>147049429
>Polaris lore makes the setting at the furthest reaches of known NT space, where they do their private research and act as a forward operating base. There are no other point of major grouping for leagues around the their colony and more unknown space than known. Hence things like raiders, and space ninjas, and why they have to keep their research so closely guarded.

That's wrong, you retard. Polaris takes place on the Northern Star, a small asteroid mining colony in a decently civilized area of the galaxy. The asteroid itself is located in the same system as Vir, a well developed colony.

http://ss13polaris.com/wiki/doku.php?id=lore

Don't talk about shit you don't know shit about.

reminder that /vg/ station is the only ss13 server of all servers where Vox are friendly, not univerally hated, and actually given immunity to being traitor targets and their own bases and shuttles.
reminder that if you kill a vox it is checked by the admins and if it's deemed unfair to them you will be banned without question.

This literally doesn't happen on any other servers.

>>147048502
Shame, Mad Dummy is already a swing track, and the one I sent you keeps a lot of the original elements while adding a heavier beat and using more brass.

>>147049679
If you're already so sure of your own personal interpretation of polaris lore, why are you bringing it up here?

>>147049751
>we have vox
>other servers got 6-8 different races to choose from
ok

>>147049539
this, basically.

Literally the only reason people play here is because 'm-muh VG pride' and 'm-muh well optimized /vg/code with nuthin' in it'.

We have the oldest, most outdated code out there; We still have old bay lings, we still have vox fucking raiders and blob, we still operate with old ZAS, we still have the most ancient ass mining and cargo systems possible, we still have old tasers and combat systems. The only things that our coders themselves have designed on their own is;

>m-muh parallax
>m-muh hypothermias
>m-muh meme guns and wepons
>m-muh vaults

But no, that's fine, let's continue staying in the dark because 'm-muh bay boogieman' and 'VG pride we's the best'.

I'll be on Bay, enjoying actual features.

>>147049824
Are you retarded
Did you not read the fucking page I linked
That is literally their official goddamn lore
Are you just baiting or something

>>147049075
Roboticist
-High Octane Meme Machine
it's a weaker robot body that when inserted with a posibrain/MMI becomes a standard module already emagged and with some random weapons

>>147049863
Thyey have ERP too.

>>147049863
It's not the number of races to choose from
it's the shitty implementation of a 'non-antag' version of an antag where every other server treats vox like shit and doesn't have 4 coders falling over themselves to make the vox experiance better

>>147049937
we do now too

>>147049937
Only Eros and Vore have ERP, you get the bannu if you fugg on Bay or Polaris, or if you can somehow find someone to do it, Hippie or TG.

>>147049918
I read it
If I'm following it correctly, you think it's retarded that in one whole system there might be two colonies and not just one bigger one, which is simply your interpretation of what you linked. Because of whatever reasons you don't want to acknowledge things like corporate interest, economy, the stilted relationship between the conglomerates and the shadowy Syndicate etc etc

and you're just coming here telling us how dumb your own interpretation is, for some reason?

>>147050019
EROS is down like constantly though... sadly

>>147049539
This
Im playing here few times a week and thats only for the community, every server of SS13 is three times better than this one.

>>147050151
they are working on the server meanwhile they have a temporary server ip

>>147050119
>syndicate
There is no syndicate in Polaris lore, you retard. Which tells me that you didn't actually read that page. Furthermore, I'm pretty fucking sure you're confusing me with some other retard. But arguing over this is fucking stupid, since neither of us is going to budge and it's just going to devolve into a match of calling eachother mean names.

>>147050210
Link?

Need my rp fix

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>>147049918
>>147049539

>Literally the only reason people play here is because 'm-muh VG pride' and 'm-muh well optimized /vg/code with nuthin' in it'.

As cancerous as it can be, I honestly enjoy the community here in a weird sort of way. The weird undefined level or RP that can swing between moody conversations in the bar to beating an assistant with a crowbar for pushing you, all in the space of a round and not get boinked for it is oddly comfy.

>>147050360
see, it's just the fucking community and rules
everything else is pure, stinking and fat shit

>>147050350
>rping
>on an ERP server

They'll probably just ban you for not wanting to get eaten by a morbidly obese 50 foot lizard with demon wings.

>>147050237
http://ss13polaris.com/wiki/doku.php?id=game:guides:traitor

>The Basics

>Alright, you forgot to switch off Be Syndicate and now you are stuck as the traitor and have no idea what you're doing...

Also if you think 'the syndicate' is a name and not just the term for any group with a combined interest then that's pretty dumb too.

If you're so mad at your own interpretations of something, instead of pissing about with it why don't you just stop being so disgusted with it and just change your interpretation?

>>147050447
They're very lax if you keep to yourself

>>147050471
>that entire post
Okay, you really are just baiting. This is the last (You) for tonight, sweetie.

>>147050471
That's always what you 14YOs say when you're max triggered and I hold your title of ownership in my hands. LOL! But hey, if you're bored, you can put on a fresh pull-up and toddle back to your teen nazi peter-beater /vg/ server. I'm sure you've missed some dank-ass high-energy memes while you've been emptying your diaper contents here, Jared. Lol. :D

>>147049075
Chaplain

Just add like 5 wafers you can give to people, the more of them you give, the more your god of choice grants you power, or a batch of jinxed holy water that turns people into vampires. Yeah, probly busted, but id be interesting.

>>147050471
just shut the fuck up already, if you dont play on another server you have no rights to argue about anything about it, just stay in your containment server and carry on

>>147050151
>>147050210
>>147050350

>replying to yourself to generate false interest

Don't do this
This is a bad habit to have on an anonymous image board and you're just building a narrative that isn't there for selfish reasons
If someone's curious about it they'll ask for more information or you can just be more open about your intentions and throw around the link. This is' /ss13g/ not /vgstationg/ and you're meant to be 18 and over to use this site.

How do I become a turret?

>>147049539
>lore
>in ss13

kys

>>147050810
literally every major ss13 server has some kind of an interesting lore
only /vg/ doesnt

>>147050810
>m-muh SS13 is still an atmos sim meme
>m-muh SS13 is supposed to be TTT in space meme

Fuck off. SS13 is a roleplaying game, one way or another. If you wanna cry about it, go do it somewhere else, because it's not going to change.

>lorefags come about to lord their interesting backstories over /vg/
>when /vg/ opens converstation and discusses their lore with them, they call it bait and ask them to stop

Is this their best responce to the panic bunker?
This is pretty pathetic

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Backstory
>Fuck Baystation
i thought we are neutral to other servers

>>147050940
>w-waaaah
>our lore isn't bad guise
>cmon guise its great stop calling it bad!
>MY LORE IS BETTER GUYS PLEASE STOP
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>R-R-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>p-please... s-s-stop...

>>147050940
>assuming baystation would come here and we're not just arguing amongst ourselves because this is the new shitpost flavour of the month

It's been this shit for long time.

EROS has such a stupid body colour system, its impossible to make human colours on here

>>147050428
>just the community and rules
That goes a surprisingly long way in a game like this. You're more sure of what you can and can't get away with, the admins are pretty lax if you respond to PMs and explain yourself thoroughly unless you're obviously being a shitter. I'd rather not go on another server and get banned because "don't call the admin a faggot."
It's more familiar, I don't want to jump to another server and find out "whoops your usual SME setup doesn't work because pipes explode here," or "breaking space law as a nonantag is against the rules fuck handling this IC."
I also have no clue what the differences are between other servers, so I wouldn't even know which one to go to if I wanted to change

>>147051083
Brits everywhere

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>>147050856
>ss13
>interesting lore

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Some fairly cool stuff I've been working on. Read/write circuits can modify connections of other read/write circuits. In the gif I created an "array" that can store 8 things in it. Adding stuff to the array is fully automatic, and when there's no more space, the oldest elements are overwritten.
It shouldn't be hard to add some speakers to it and allow the frame to read the array's contents out loud

Also I added an export/import functionality, so you'll be able to share your autistic creations with everybody

>>147049075
Geneticist
Nervous System Interface

an electropack which, when placed on either a human or monkey, grants you total remote control of them accessible from a remote which is disguised as a remote signaler

>>147051148
Mind sharing their temporary ip?

>>147051248
Why do we need this?

>>147051248
ONE DAY WHILE ANDY WAS MASTURBATING

>>147051282
>invite the captain to genetics for free superpowers
>give him muteness and then pop him out and parapen him, put the electropack thing on him
>now have remote controlled captain

>>147051285
byond://167.114.36.56:7024

>>147049075
Virologist
Spaceakillin

Instead of halting virus progression, speeds up growth, increases chances of progressing to the next stage.

Please do this, I need it for a vault

>>147049075
Remember the toolbox from Goon that would eat people and become a toolbox esword?
Add that for the assistant

>>147051285
I'm using byond://BYOND.world.2035890624

>>147051148
Whats EROS?
oh. Erotic-Station?

>tfw the vamp didn't get to steal the shitter AI before it broke my mech
I regret not just letting it walk out of that church and kill more people.

>>147049075
Unholy water and antichrist wafers. Drinking or eating causes you to burst into flame, good for framing people as vamps.

>124 potency ambrosia
>4 hit to crit novaflowers
>Banana peels that burn your feet

Had cargo been working, we could have taken on anything thrown at us

>>147052368
It's Polaris but ERP

Way better than vore

>>147052421
should've hacked the seed vendor to get nettles,
death nettles are really robust and have a chance to stun as well as being better e-swords
also, don't stop using robust harvest till the plants are at 141 potency, it really pays out

>>147048592
I saw Shiggypiggy in the lifeweb server yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for ERP or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and waving his waifu in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my validhunting, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to the escape shuttle up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen whores by his side without paying.

rate
http://webmshare.com/play/PGNvw

>>147042172
I only did my duty in trying to protect the server from waifu autism, friend.

Too bad it failed.

>tfw the nice geneticist helps you make all the basic meds
>tfw big self-treat counter in the lobby
>tfw all the meds you haven't gotten to replicate and stuff on the counter get smashed
Man that was an up and down.

>>147052504
whats polaris

>>147052635
might be a good loading screen
what res are they anyway?
it's kinda cute in an mspaint way

>>147052676
>tfw I smashed them just for laughs

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>>147052635
You know where it belongs

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haven't played in half a year
what to expect

>>147052653
>dislikes waifu autism
>goes along with metaclub autism

Two sides of same coin my friend

>decide to try a pacifist character that never hits or disarms people to see how long I could go without getting in a fight
>three rounds later end up smashing the fucking out of assistants that keep breaking in and stealing stuff
Can't kick the robusting instincts, it's hard.

>>147052721
High RP server with a very nice map

>You are either AFK, experiencing lag or the connection has closed.

>>147052565
made me chuckle

>>147036246
Haha. I think I'm a few hours too late to respond to this, but oh well, I only just got home.
That *did* happen, but it's not like he did the sex move and I'm pretty sure it's a paragraph in his notes. It's a bit longer story than that, involving cyanide suicide, banana cream pie, and a nostalgic naïvety about how the game works.
No need to get upset over that particular event, it was pretty funny in retrospect

>>147052561
141 is the max potency you can get from robust harvest?

Thought it was 120. Thanks for the tip!

>>147052782

Vox now have admin protection and more of their own unique special vox only items and equipment

If you kill a vox for being a threat you will be banned for treating them unfairly

>>147052979
Sounds like rape

>>147052979
basically the same thing I did with the medical exam senaat banned me for, no /me emotes, just goofy talking for the post part, throwing a cream pie here or there, dressing up or stripping down.

>>147053262
Isn't that where you grabbed a braindead female, cuffed them to a chair in your IAA office, shut the blinds, made lewd noises, and threw banana cream pies all over the braindead

>>147049075
Virus disk
Antag item for science and virologist.
Works in a manner similar to an emag when used on machines but has different effects.
>Using it on a comms console makes it announce a fake random event.
>Use it on a core research console to make it delete random items for the protolathe/imprinter list.
>Use it on the ai upload to force it gain an ion law.
>Use it on a viro virus scanner makes it spit out a gna disk for a new disease that makes you synth medical nanobots and in turn gibbing you into a cyber horror at some point.
>Use it on the jukebox to make it glow green and play from a playlist of glitch music.
Stuff along that line.

>>147053718
I never shut the blinds or made lewd noises pretty sure. Also it wasn't a braindead. I brought someone back to life after they tried killing themselves for no reason.

Intis voice makes me so wet

>>147053838
Why?

>>147053718
That sounds like me. I had written a suicide note and taken a cyanide pill in the botany lockers and Kurt revived me (suit sensors, I guess?). He brought me across the station and eventually to IA's where it almost went down as described. I ghosted while in there, I think.
I was still pretty new at the time and I was naïve enough to believe in creative antags. I thought he was an antag and I didn't wanna ruin his fun. It got a little bit too weird in IAA though, but it's still funny in retrospect.

>>147054023
didn't know about the suicide pill or note, pretty sure I walked by and saw you on the ground gasping in botany, thinking you ate some bad shit, brought you back to life and you said you killed yourself or something then you killed yourself against after a while and I was just like, well okay, if she wants to die I'll just kill her my way.

Do greys have tits
This is super important and I need to know

>>147054661
No
Grey females have smaller chests and thicker hips than males, though.
They're both pretty slim and androgynous, regardless

>>147054661
Ask Yahir, he's our resident expert on Gayylmao biology, due to the fact that he wants to fuck one.

>>147053008
141 is the cap for robust harvest
200 is the hardcap for a floral somatory

Anyone getting sick of jewbird selling guns every fucking round? Get a fucking gimmick atleast.

female mods and attention whoring are the reasons servers is going to shitter

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>>147055423
No, it's because the players are getting shittier by the day, and the entire admin team is declining.

>>147055490
they are getting shitter because attention whoring is permitted and encouraged by admins

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>>147049918
>Stutter meme
There's a point where it becomes somewhat effective until you overuse it to the point where it's fucking pointless

In a Space Station 13...

Where being robust is taboo, and being an ingame tripfag is cool...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVSRm80WzZk

>>147055423
>female mods
soca has been admin for fucking forever
one more isn't going to destroy your precious /vg/

Quick, make me admin or I'll show this game to the top most subscribed let's players!

Female administrators is an assured matter as soon as the admin staff starts circlejerking in VoIP channels.

SS13 admins must be made to hate and fear each other, never to interact in a friendly way, else they'll produce a feedback loop of being comforted by the others' brash corruption and feeling safe in increasing their own. At stage 4 they're just giving +ban to whatever obese female wanders into the VoIP channel and gives them the attention from the opposite sex which they've craved their whole lives.

To achieve a healthy administrator population, you must realize what motivates the administrator. He is a sad and frail man whose ceaseless duty exercising control over others on an atmospherics simulator is an attempt to compensate for years of school-aged bullying. Like his time in high school, you must keep the administrator afraid and unsure by the threat of emasculation and removal of the control he craves, dangling demotion over his head on a thin string. Just as he did with his lunch money, he will offer up hours of his time every day so long as you follow these tips.

>>147056574
>he
Probe1 is best girl! I want to marry Probe1!

>>147055946
socachaca is a terrible admin
if you look through his/her/xer logs you'll see ten thousand instances of him teleporting to an ongoing incident and literally just ignoring it. probably because he recognizes that his judgement is bad enough that if he regularly used it, he would end up demoted

instead he sparsely administrates, and basically 75% of his bans are grudge bans on people he personally dislikes

damn, hippie's perma looks great

What the fuck is this server

How to I unbolt something from the ground I tried the wrench but I just hit the machine I want to unbolt

>>147057014
It depends on what machine it is. You can't unbolt everything. Try every tool.

>gone for half a year
>kammerjunk and socachaca are still not deadminned
Uhh spacetards?

>>147057014
It you can't move it with a wrench it means it can't be unbolted or the process is a little bit more complicated (eg airlocks)

>>147056804
>post about how great something looks on a different server
>no screenshot
???

Did you want zero replies?

>>147039278
Today's the day I make my move on Ashe.
Wish me luck, guys

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>github

>>147058630
yes

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>You'll never play ss13 for the first time again.
>you'll never be starry eyed with wonder
>once you become jaded, you become trapped.
>quitting this game is like quitting a fucking drug.
>you don't enjoy it anymore but you keep on coming back

I want off of this wild ride, but I keep on returning after a year and being temporarily excited by the new features, and then I'm trapped again.

how can I smoothly connect wire to terminal?

>>147059101
Click the fucking knots a tile away on the direction you want them to go you dolt. Wiki says it.

>>147059101
you want a dot under a terminal

>>147059216
wiki says how to make smooth wires, not how to smoothly connect it to terminal mr.fuckface

>>147059101
>>147059240
The wires need a knot under the terminal
This has always been the case, but Celt did some shit with planes so the knots show up ABOVE the terminal instead.
It'll be connected, but it won't look smooth until he comes back from his vacation and fixes everything

>>147059446
>>147059240
thanks, I get it know, I thought the know shouldn't be visible over the terminal

>>147059446
I thought Celt was just a meme

>>147059076
I feel the opposite, being new to this game was not fun since everything was so confusing. The more I learned about the game, the more fun it became. I definitly don't miss my newbie days.

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this window does nothing, submit doesn't work

remember when breaking into the incinerator caused whole station to be hot as fuck?

>>147060026
It's a known bug.
But nobody knows how to fix it and everyone is too scared to try anything because touching player prefs is scary

>>147061684
good times
remember when the holodeck fire was fotm and now it's been nerfed to the point of useless?

>>147062658
literally all new features on /vg/ are fotms or fotws because they get nerfed are not fun anymore
for what purpose for fuck sake

>>147063050
You know what still hasn't been nerfed?
nanobots

Can you please delete that shit new station with the taxis on.

It is honestly ruining my fun of the game, it makes me want to stop playing, it's honestly awful.

>>147063093
what's wrong with it you retard

>>147062658
The holodeck fire being that powerful in the first place was a bug though
The atmospheric volume of the holodeck used to get larger and larger every time the simulation was switched, so there was WAY more gas in the burn sim than there should have been, which somehow made it possible to fill the entire station with 13-digit pressures

>>147063201


It's awful in every way.

The design of the station is dumb and confusing, nothing is where you think it would be.
It doesn't make for fun rounds at all, every department I have played I get annoyed by the fucking stupid layout.

>>147034296
Don'tcha like clowns? Don't we make ya laugh!? Ain't we fuckin funny?!?
You best come up with an answer because I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma...If you don't have a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fuckin' family...

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>tfw 3 hour extended
Had way too much fun.

>>147063201
>>147063280
It's also bugged so that half the time you're put in ADVANCED DARKNESS

why are acks so fucking slow

like, the whole not being able to get any help from medbay whatsoever is a big enough downside for a skeleton

pretty sure diona are fuckin' faster

https://youtu.be/ckMvj1piK58

>>147063449
They have no muscles and slowly drag themselves along by force of spookiness alone

it's not very effective

>Sign up as assistant
>get job change
>only sec and everyone has shotguns and shit
>Fuck this they can use frontier justice im going to space with my PAI
>Catch spaceaids
>land on russian ship
>murder spiders
>Spaceaids gets worse, become the spiders
>Go to station ask for help curing because dont want to spread
>Nobody helps, eventually wears off
>Fuck around on dj station
>never did do anything sec related

https://discord.gg/2B3Uz

come join the official discord

>Botany bros
>I'm working on genesplicing
>Other botanist sacrifices all our robust-harvested crops to a god for some ambrosia deus
>Have to start all over
>Finally get some good potency on a chemical-inert plant that I can safely transfer over to other plants
>Turns out ambrosia deus is genelocked or something, so attempting to splice it with another plant to up the potency does nothing

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>tfw beginer mommi
>this fucking round

I already had a fucking headache from the bullshit Sawbones com spam, and then you spawn like 2 bluespace artileries, some meteor storms for good measure and then just completely destroy the fucking incinerato for good measure.

Damit, my head hurts

Delete all taxi style stations please.

>>147063623
another reason to have shitbones banned

>martians still not added
>skeletons still not added back to round start
>spurdos still not finished
w h e n

>>147063623
Sorry, we had to remove the comdom. Atl east you got practice. By the way, take apart and rebuild the vacant office or using your blueprints just build shit in space just off the station.

>>147063746
My pai said something about my hailer sending vibrations through my suit and i said Lewd

>>147063879
Yeah, its good practicice and I love being a ping spaming crab, but damit, rounds like these just give me a massive headache.

>>147064360
Just take it easy bruh. None of it matters.

>>147064453
I try to do my best to help the station, sorry, I can't really avoid it.

>>147064793
So how's it give you a massive headache?

>>147065240
Constant worrying of mass depresurization if it was around maintenance tunels and such, alongside the potential casualties that fuck up people cause no fucking suit sensors, general nervousness of the new job you haven't done much, work piling up and up and up with me only seeing the engi like twice, making me think he was dead and the workload even getting higher, constantly shifting from place to place to do my job before someone gets dead from it, it all adds up cause its only me and 1 human engi who I honestly don't know and have no clue if he is pants on head retarded enough not to put on magboots to depresurized areas and ends up dead because I didn't seal shit in time.

Yeah, maybe it sounds autistic to care this muhc, but I guess Im just trying to make it up for my initial shitery on the server. Hell, I killed MoMMIs twice, once because I though he was some sort of enemy borg and another time because I though he was carrying the real nuke, shoveled him to death, then checked the nuke, it was just a fucking beer one.

>>147064793
Sorry I couldn't help more, bud. Had to hop off and get to class. Didn't think the round would take that long

>>147065824
Its fine mate, don't worry, happens to us all.

>>147065728
>>147065976
Grab a socket wrench out of an atmos tech locker. Early on while shit's quiet, go socket distro pipes in maint and put vents down. You'll need to drag a backpack of boxes of air alarm circuits. Turn that shit on. and go nuts.

>>147065728
Sounds like you got tricked to me ^)

i hope the sawbones spammer got banned, holy fuck

>>147065728
Why should you feel bad, you only pranked the pranker. It was just a prank mommi! Mommi? Get up mommi....

>>147066119
He got gibbed. Calm down raum.

Reminder that if nanotrasen didn't want you to sexually harass your coworkers it would be in space law.

>>147066119
He got hit by bluespace, twice.

Second time until there was nothing left, not even blood.

>>147066467
Reminder that the gods summoning fucking space bears to maul your face should be enough warning not to sexually assault your coworkers :^)

>>147066232
>>147066765
so what, he was a shitter, there were bans for smaller offences, and this one was actually annoying

>>147066872
Make a ban request in the forums

>>147066807
Bears ain't shit i'll grab my cute coworkers ass all I want come at me i'm fuckin jacked

HOW TO BE A GOOD VOX TRADER AND NOT BE LYNCHED BY THE CREW

>don't come to the station roundstart
A few jetpacks and some vox stuff plus a cigar is not enough to be taken seriously

>BRING INTERESTING HARD TO GET SHIT
Seriously, you have a shitton of things to make or find in the roid/botany
You can make cool plants in botany and find guns and artifacts in the roid, or FUCKING MATERIALS WHICH EVERYONE WILL WANT IF WE HAVE NO MINERS OR SHIT MINERS

>do not steal station shit
No one will buy the juke or piano you stole from the bartender, and its a dick move to steal stuff that people actually need (chem dispenser, autolathes, protolathes, etc)
Seriously, its beyond me why would someone be such an asshole and then shout literally "dindu" memes on comms, pick assistant

>announce all your goods and their price
You should always say on comms that you only accept money/things to trade, and name everything you have to sell so people won't rush just for you to show them a cigar and some rods

>you ARE NOT PART OF THE CREW, TRY TO REMAIN IN YOUR SHIP OR AN APROVED SPOT ON THE STATION
You should never care about the crew's situation unless its relevant to your trading business
Vampires? Grow Garlic
Vox Raiders? Sell their location for good money
But do not go validhunting, you should not give a fuck and you will get killed and your id stolen so the antag that murdered you gains acess to the vox outpost just because you forgot you should not care about some puny customers

>DO NOT EVER PROTECT A THIEF TRADER
If you do don't cry that the station walls you away
also

>NEVER BREAK SHIT IN THE STATION
You will be lynched inmediatly
Days ago vox were walled out of the station and they ended up fucking the pressure in arrivals and fucking people that joined the round

DONT BE ASSHOLES
Limited spots for traders, don't waste it or pick assistant

when do we code in crawl movements and being able to hold onto handheld items when pushed down

>>147067196
When you code it

>Playing for the first time
>Spend 20 minutes getting lost in the place and getting as many items as I can, not being able to open any doors as an assistant
>Literally nothing happens but the station loses power
>Shuttle arrives
>Escape the station
>I win
Well that was pretty dull.
In the second match I somehow joined a gang, where I was expected to find spray paint cans to vandalise with, then got gunned down by a machine gun wielding robot, so that was fun.
What am I doing wrong?

>>147067196
NEVER EVER

>>147067384
Server?

>>147067384
Gitgud so you contribute. I had the problem when I started too. Dull people live dull lives.

>>147067384
>not being able to open any doors as an assistant
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Illicit_Access

>>147067384
Next time break all the windows at security and trip them over lube. Be sure to release prisoners whenever you get the chance and scream SHITCURITY over and over the radio when they eventually arrest you.

>>147067150
I fucking hate birdjew.
He just goes and mines all the artifact sites and then sells weapons. Sell interesting shit for christ sake.
Fucking like 6 rounds in a row of it

>>147067150
This is fine but mostly common sense advice. My advice is
>Hack your vendors immediately
>Sell sunglasses, bolas, flashbangs, flashes - these are popular
>Build an autolathe
>Medbay sometimes likes large beakers, trail mix, or blood bag of O-
>Assistants may like weapons you can build with the autolathe like executioner sword or blunderbuss
>Botanist/chef usually likes breadfruit if they know what they are doing
>If you are on an outpost with a chem dispenser, engineers like air and metal foam grenades
>If the power is out on the main station because engineering sucks, go door to door and offer to install a high capacity power cell in their room for a nominal fee (get this from your engivend)
>If you have no chem dispenser, cook vox jam to remove slowdown from your suit

>>147051460
this is virus food friendo. Inject it into the subjects crotch for accelerated growth.
no, really

>>147049539
>caring about lore
SS13 is a realtime version of "Mafia/Werewolf IN SPACE" and everything that would entail. The main differences being that you can actually defend yourself when someone comes to kill you and out them so it's less 'Boogey visited you. You die. WHO DUN IT?! LYNCH LYNCH'

>>147049863
>6-8 different races
This is a bad thing, in my opinion. If there's going to be a new race, it should have all the same attention given to it to make it distinct from the already determined races. And this isn't Mass Effect. You can't fuck literally anything and end up with some hybrid. Vox/Plasmamen are alright so far. Better attention than other servers give to non-humans. Literally just humans of different colors with weird hair and tails. Vox/Plasmamen actually have different restrictions and needs. Albeit Plasmamen are really thatched together with ductape codewise.

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>>147059076
>can't quit
So contribute instead. I can only do atmosia stuff so much before I go perm mommi. Might as well try to improve the game.

>>147069521
I don't get it

>>147069521
Reminder to vote to keep vox off the station

can you guys please turn off the panic bunker? iv'e been trying to connect for the last 2 days. byond key is Mr.Pretentious

>>147069463
>that entire post

But that's wrong. The fact that we give a shit about RP whilst not stooping down to Hippie or Bay's levels of TTT or autism is what makes us special, and it's fucks like you treating it like TTT that take that away from the server. Without it we'll just be Hippie on a different codebase.

>>147070089
Abortion should be legal, but culturally discouraged.

Everyone should know the rules and proceed to 'not be a faggot'. I'm not saying powergame every round. I'm saying from a design perspective, that's what the game is. It's not a glorified aol pedo chat like some people want it to be. If you've never read about mafia variants, you might find I'm pretty in favor of light rp. All I want is for people to do their fucking jobs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_(party_game)

>>147070045
Ask to be whitelisted in the irc
>5.5 year old account
Where did you play before now?

>>147070045
What's the panic bunker? I've heard other servers reference the vg panic bunker.

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>>147069521

Probe1: We need more players guys
>Panic bunker on

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>try to find the AI voice generator so I can add more words
>only find this https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2781
Anyone knows what's the name of the AI announcement TTS?

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>be vox trader
>human comes and wants to trade for a katana and gold
>ask for extracts since they're xenobio
>never shows an item and stays there for a lot of time
>after a while starts breaking the glass
>bolas her but borer saves them before i beat them up
>go to xenobio to steal some extracts after that happened
>only gray and purple slime extracts
>nab the temperature gun to come back with something
>later comes to medbay beating the other trader
>mfw human gets disposaled
don't try shit like that again