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Cloud Ring edition

permalink: http://orph.link/eog

>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial?
If you have to ask, you can't do it.

>I just started, what should I do?
Do the Opportunities then find the Career Agents & run all of their missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.

>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.

>Read the UPDATED /eog/ pastebin: http://pastebin.com/ser9Acpg

>Focus Group Logs: https://focusgrouplogs.tech.ccp.is/

Future:
>Soon, new shekels madness with cerebral free SP and stuff snek themed.
>Did you forget to do your dailies?
>Cap changes, fighter changes and legal drugs: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6523897#post6523897
>June 28th Sneks Supers and Titans: https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/shadow-of-the-serpent-signal-the-dawn/
>Winter: new "drilling platforms"
>Fall: new "industrial arrays", barge reworks
>Summer: AOE BOOST/LINK REWORK, citadel iterations + contracts, Rorqual rework

Past:
>Goonswarm is dead.
>May 31: RIP old camera, new multi-use analyzers introduced
>May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova)
>May 24: DO YOUR SP DAILIES
>May 12: Name ships automatically with a saved fit name
>May 06: Eve Online 13th Anniversary
>Apr 27: Citadels & cap rebalance released. Tears, bugs, etc. RIP rolling yachts.
>Apr 21: https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/csm-11-election-results/
>Mar 09: Massive mod tiercides that broke a lot of fits.
>Feb 18: Last CSM X Summit: https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/the-second-csm-x-summit-meeting-minutes-included
>Feb 09: SP trading
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)
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>complains about 20 tick
>plays a game with literally 1 tick

Oh boy.
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>first post and already btfo
how will anon recover?
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>>147016964

probably cause EVE isn't an fps
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>>147016964
>tick matters the same amount in every game
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>>147017105
Travelcceptors say hi.
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cloud ring because the general is dead?
clever.
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>>147017175
youre trolling right
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>tengu
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>1hz server tick is a problem because I want to kill everything with my svipul

kys
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>tick rate doesn't matter because it's not an FPS

My sides.
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>>Summer: AOE BOOST/LINK REWORK, citadel iterations + contracts, Rorqual rework

hourly reminder that the link changes have been pushed back to autumn/fall on updates.eveonline.com

and we're supposed to be getting t3d and maybe t3c changes after citadel (so right now), but there's no word of anything
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Can we not talk about inferior Blizzard games only faggots play?'
This is an EVE general.
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>the tick rate isn't an embarassment!!!!!

You guys are a joke. Stop defending the shit parts of eve. 1 tick is absolutely inexcusable in any game.
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OFFICIAL LIST OF WORST TYPES OF PLAYERS IN EVE:

1. Nullsec botters/ratters/mission runners
2. Highsec botters/ratters/mission runners
3. Nullbabby napfest blobbers
4. Lowsec 'elite' link-alt slave set pvpers
5. 'hisec pvp'
6. Miners
7. Industrialists
8. Traders
9. Scammers

9001. Honorabru solo roamers

90001. Small gang NPC sov nullsec/lowsec

900001. Sergaljerk Members :^)
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you forgot to mention why eve needs a higher tick rate
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Fuck off to
>>147012750
You've been warned.
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>>147017420
ok, should we raise it to 2 tick and double the server load so that there's twice as much tidi?

just so you can instalock newbies in your svipul?
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>Why should this game not have a free 1k m/s latency baked into all elements of the game?

Literal Drones everyone.
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>>147017758
probably because one second of latency isn't important in EVE and 1hz tickrate lets bigger battles happen than if it were higher

we've said this like 6 times now but you just keep ignoring the posts because you don't know what to say to them
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>>147017698
OR you know maybe, just maybe CCP could clean up their code for once.

Stop defending this shit.
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>tick rate
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>don't worry about losing the 10k sp a day, anon, boosters are coming!
>boosters arrive
>no one is selling any
>no fucking idea where to find serpentis shipyards

thx cccccccccccccccppppppppp
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>>147017962
>CS:GO - 10 players - 128 Hz
>Dota 2 - 10 players - 60 Hz
>Overwatch - 12 players - 20 Hz

>Eve Online - hundreds of players - 1 Hz

why is this hard to understand?
every other game loses its shit when 40-80 players get together to do something. eve gets up to thousands sometimes. hard knocks rolled into wingspan last night and fielded 50 men on its own, not counting the wingspan and adhoc that were already there, and this is perfectly normal.
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>Hard Cucks
>Wingscam
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Jamyl a cute!
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what is wingspan
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>>147020472
a memehole gank corp run by a youtube '''''''celeberty'''''''
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The young capsuleer emerged from the steaming, pink bubble bath of his capsule. Having been listed on a Vagabond kill-mail before losing his fifth tristan of the day, he sighed a sigh of triumphant relief. He's a big boy now. Looking back to the pod, grinning at his inflatable doll of Reyni that accompanied him everywhere. He blew her a kiss. One day there will be a real Reyni in there, he thought.

As he walked down the hall to his quarters, he readjusted to the feeling of artificial station gravity that made everyone move so slowly. It was a small price to bay for the rich, fulfilling experience one encounters every time they get out of their pod in a space station. As he walked down the hallway to his quarters, he noted the lack of color and decoration. He would have to schedule a pretty big makeover for this place. After taking a seat on his couch, he fired up The Scope on his screen. He didn't pay much attention to it though – he was too nervous and excited for what came next.
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le funneh bomber man is my fav! he so silly!
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>>147021428
Whoever used to live I these quarters had installed an ultra rare device behind that door. On the top of the door, it read “Personal Entropic Portal Emulator.” He called it the Pepe. Now it was his Pepe.. After popping several blue pills – he once tried the red pill, but it gave him a nervous breakdown – he felt ready to finally enter the Pepe. With a heavy gulp, he rose from his obsidian throne and tried the door on the left. Locked? No, he just had to kick it open.

The journal left by the previous owners suggested that the destination of the portal was not entirely random. There was an eerie connection between the hidden desires of the person entering the portal and where they would end up. The young capsuleer didn't bother to actually read the journal – after all, he's a fucking moron. He did however boast to his friends about this aspect of the Pepe, despite not understanding the words coming out of his own mouth.

He entered a dark room with a single light shining down in the center, highlighting a big green orb -that must be the Pepe. As he approached, the Pepe opened, revealing a red felt-like interior. “Gotta get inside to make it work, I guess.”

As soon as he was inside, the orb clamped down, and he experienced mind-searing pain. But as soon as the pain was upon him, it was gone. He found himself sitting on a couch, in a room just like his own quarters. Was it all a dream?. He turned his head to the other side of the couch, noticed Reyni sitting there, and immediately lost consciousness.

When he woke up, he found himself retrained, hanging over the side of the couch. Reyni was standing in front of him. She knelt down, and traced the line of his jaw with her fingertip using an erotic feather-like touch. “Is there something you want, boy?”

“I-I- - I…”

“Don't be afraid to ask, my dear”

“I-I-IWANTYOUTOSITIONMYFACE”
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>>147021580

“Oh, that's a big no-no around here young man, I'm going to have to take away all your good boy points! You're going to have to earn those points back if you want to be allowed in your capsule again.“

“H-How do I do that?”

“That's easy. My friend here will show you how.”

Reyni pointed to the other side of the room. The young capsuleer twisted his neck, and saw the silhouette of a red-haired female stepping our of her capsule. She walked down the hallway in the nude. Still in the corner of his eye, she knelt before a poster of a man and said a prayer. Now that he took the time to look, the poster was a single part of a shrine dedicated to this one man. But who could it be?

As the female capsuleer rose to her feet, having finished her silent prayer, she made a salute to the poster and exclaimed “STUNT-SAMA, UGUU~!” in an unsettling foreign voice. She then knelt again, and donned a dog mask from among the objects of the shrine. The dog mask was white, and had a happy, albeit retarded look on its face.. Next, she reverently picked up a model Stratios and rose to her feet – except this was not just a model ship – once she turned around, he realized it was a strap-on. He gulped.

As he began to shiver – was it the rush of the blue pill waning, or something else? – Reyni crouched by his face and smirked. Right as the other female began to mount him, Reyni whispered something into his ear, at the exact moment of penetration: “Stay the fuck away from me and my arty vag”
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>wormholes
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>>147021730
He was suddenly hard as a rock. The other female continued to thrust,right up until Benji was nearing climax, only to stop and slowly resume at a snails pace. She could smell his pleasure like a Drifter smells corpses. After taking the young capsuleer on a rollercoaster of pain and pleasure for what felt like an hour, the Stratios pilot learned forward so that she could whisper in his ear, right as she began to thrust as hard as she could.

“Fucking kill yourself Benji.”

The sound of his orgasmic cry of “lol” echoed throughout the station that night.
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>>147021580
whomever*
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>yfw Benji is 10 times the man Maow Maow wished he could be and he is one day gonna impregnate Reyni once he is old enough to produce enough sperm in a single Tristan load
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>>147022386
maow "muh ddas" maow
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but seriously what does wingspan do? gank miners?
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W-well?
W-what are you waiting f-for????
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>>147022882
fly stealth bombers and kill carebears in wormholes, i think

it's a celebrity corp built around a guy called 'wingspantt' on youtube, who makes stealth bomber videos from the perspective of a new player even though he's been playing for like a year and a half now

for some reason he's on the CSM
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>>147022882
nothing worth mentioning
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>>147022978
>for some reason he's on the CSM

cause csm is just a popularity contest, 98% of the fucks they get on there have no idea about how to fix eve
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>>147022978
>hes on the csm
muh ever-important newbie perspective
also he thinks hes some kind of marketing genius that can "save" Eve like he "saved" TF2
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Post Ending in 9 names my new carrier
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anyone remember when wingspantt proposed some capital changes back when all that was up in the air, and didn't know what a cyno was?

your illustrious CSM, folks
it's no wonder they were neutered in favor of handpicked focus groups
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>>147023398
Kagerou
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>>147023398

Gallente Catgirl
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>>147023398
Imaizumi
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>>147023398
Nozuchi.
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>>147023398
Selous Scout
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>>147023709
In Japanese mythology, the Nozuchi or Nodzuchi is a spirit of the earth that is found in open plains hiding in the shadows of the plants and trees. While it is not an evil or mischievous spirit, it is wild and uncontrollable, thus it will sometimes bring harm to humans it sees as intruders or threats. Its name means "God of the plains". It is also another name for the serpent monster Tsuchinoko, which is now seen more as a cryptid that takes the form of a fat snake.
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what solo things is a carrier not able to instantly shitfuck, after the nerf?
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>>147023986
There you go senpai
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>>147025940
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>>147025940
>My wife's son
>[KEK]
>[INRI]
>Christian corporation
Broski needs to kill themselves.
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>>147025940
>1027x800
how is this possible?
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>>147021839
Fucking kill yourself benji.
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EVE is dying, so why aren't you playing Elite: Dangerous? There is literally no excuse. Go ahead and throw your dogs and will smiths at me, you have no arguments.
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tfw no advanced bubble immune mining barge.
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>>147026972
cause i just spent more than three times what elite costs for three months sub to a game I barely play

does elite let me do that
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>>147019885
mfw you need to complete 100 serpentis sites to get a booster

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LE FUCKING MAYOOOOOO KEKED GAME
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>>147026972
Why would I want to jump from a 13 year old dying game to a 1 year old dead game?
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>>147026972
EVE takes more time, is designed less like a game, doesn't reward normalfags and retards without an attention span, has fights that are meaningful because the vast majority are non concensual unfair fights over resources or territory.
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>>147027196
>non consensual
literal rape, I'm contacting the authorities
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>>147021730
whomever* you illiterate piece of fucking uneducated shit, go fucking kill yourself in real life for real
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>>147022978
mate he is more useful in the CSM that you will ever be
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>>147027424
epic
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>>147027585
>can't prove me wrong

>l-le k-kek hyuck hyuck hyuck
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>prospect doesn't get the free warp core stab that the venture gets
>its supposed to be the elite dangerous covert ops behind enemy lines miner

For what purpose? Is there any way to mine while being safe even when hostile locals are in system? Or do you literally just have to dock up until they leave?
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>>147026972
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>>147028042
look at the slots and the cargo. it has 4 lows. and come on, it has a covops cloak. that's far better than warp stab bonus. it also has enough cargo for a mobile depot and refit modules

prospect is great, stop being gay
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>>147028234
DELETE THIS
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>>147028234
goodbye faggot
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>>147028234
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>>147026972
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>mfw this is literally me in this game
> I am an angel, I an the devil.
>don't fuck with me
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>>147023398
>nidhoggur
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nidhoggur and hel are cute as fuck desu
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Is setting up an astrohouce in a C2 wolf rayet for PI and sites worth it? I found an empty one and thought it would be a nice relaxing life.
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I decided to go to stain to do some exploration and the loot was damn good. But every single person there had a killboard filled with exploration frigate kills.

I guess it must see a shitload of exploration pilots who are blind or just plain careless. Almost every fucking fit had 3-4 warp core stabs and was killed by either more than one person or something with 5 points of scram.


Making it out of null is great though because I'm super poor.
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>>147030861

as profitable as stain is, its almost not worth it because of how god damn apeshit it is down south
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>>147031571
I only had to run from one gatecamp (2 sabers) and that was the only thing I ran into all the way there and back. Despsite being empty the inhabitants seem perfectly fine waiting for HOURS for an explorer to wander into the site they have already scanned.


To be fair I was only there for two nights.
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What's a region in null that's mostly empty and nets decent ISK? I want to fall for the exploration meme.
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>>147030861
how to not die while exploring:

>don't do anything but be AFK while someone else is in local

there u go guys
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>>147022892
my skillqueue to complete
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>>147025940
scooby pls notice me
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double biceps pose for character when
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>>147032167
Pretty much.


>>147032157
Not drone space.

I haven't been there for a year and a half but it was pure shit last time I went.

Venal and branch were alright. NPC space is nice because you can easily stash all your shit in a station when you're unsure about how safe things are.
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I recently re subbed just in time for the new broken docking camera. I sure do like looking at walls every other time I dock.
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gib cerebral accelerators pls
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rip
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>>147026274
I'd only say kill themselves if they go to reddit. If its a true 4chan alliance then its fine in my book.
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>>147037998
Everyone that plays EVE goes to reddit
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>>147038108
i dont
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>>147038108
I don't
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>>147038120
>>147038137
Don't lie
It's nothing to be ashamed of
Had CCP managed the official forums properly we wouldn't be going to reddit for EVE stuff
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>>147038206
i have no reason to lie
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>>147038252
>t. liar
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>>147038296
explain to me why i would go to reddit for eve
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>>147038206
I don't though. I'd rather not know whats going on than go to reddit. If my corp or alliance wanted me to post on reddit or use reddit in any way I'd rather get kicked from the group.
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>>147038332
>>147038364
>t. redditors
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>>147038414
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>>147038414
Stay mad
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>>147038414
>Has weak moral fibre
>"i-i-its okay everyone goes to reddit for eve!"
>"Th-they're liars they do too go to re-reddit..."

Pretty sad desu.
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>>147038448
> t. sergaljerk recruiter
>>147038465
> t. projecting mad redditor
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>>147038582
no one knows me here
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>>147038573
>says the redditor
>>147038727
it's okay, we all know you are a shitposter and a redditor
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>>147038789
dude i gave you the perfect opportunity to follow up with "yeah because they know you on reddit", but you didnt even take it
guess youre not near my level yet
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>>147038894
>>147038789
>>147038727
samebrutor
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Reminder that All Out died and lost all of it's batphones because Reyni demanded more control by forcing everyone onto discord
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>>147039684
Nobody cares. go post about your shit corp on reddit.
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>>147039684
This is why a 4chan corp is doomed to fail. You need control and command structure for eve but for many 4chan is a place where they can truly be free without any sort of responsibility. Idk maybe a group could exist but I think the only form that it could exist is with a mirco version of a coalition. Small groups of 3-5 people that enjoy playing together that on occasion do stuff together, probably with some sort of religious cult meme ceremony.

I'd never follow some faggot elected circlejerk leader.

But I might follow the guidance of memes that rule by random chance.
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>>147039906
>doomed to fail
>going strong and growing
>dank kills piling up
>members are becoming obscenely rich
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>clearing serpentis sites
>get two processors from cache
>wait 20 seconds
>loot again
>get four more
It keeps happening.
Why does it keep happening.
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>elected
I'm guessing she was never elected
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>>147040030
Is it bugged?
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>>147040054
Chosen by CEO without notice, people only found out during the discord shitstorm
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>>147040018
There is multiple forms of death. Becoming successful and losing your identity is probably a worse death than simply fail cascading.

It happened to bob and it happened to Goons. What ever you do, never grow up, never become the corp that becomes bloated with bureaucracy and normies. Autistic manchildren are your people.
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>>147040216
>losing your identity

As if that is gonna happen to a group of memers.
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>>147040363
We've already seen it happen plenty of times, you're just too new to know it.
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>>147020003
Planetside . . . ?
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>>147039684
I'd let Reyni force me into anything
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>>147028042
It's not great. Venture is honestly more valuable due to the safety of not giving a fuck.
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>>147041551
has dynamic tickrate scaling that sinks down to 5hz under high load

planetside 2 also has a player limit per continent of like 800, eve has had individual battles larger than that
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>>147017758
>muh oc got used
nicefeel
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All-out johnny meme era was undeniably the best.
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>>147030845
is it really empty? what statics?
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>>147039172
>not samekhanid
your god is dead, amarrian scum
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>>147042437
whatever you say, Johnny
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>getting so buttblasted about another corps 3rd party tools he has to go on /dog/ and lie
shard pls
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>cha-mair-ah

I swear to god it's fucking Kai-mair-ah.
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oh god help
HELP
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>>147043452
.implying I'm lying
All-Out as we know it is dead. At best you guys are HK content. It's only a matter of time before you start bleeding decent members from all-out instead of graduating them to oruze.
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>>147039906
>a place where they can truly be free without any sort of responsibility
this is me in goonswarm right now
there are no requirements for me to contribute or do anything or have any responsibility
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>tfw shard literally sperged for hours in slack just to defend one shitty third party tool over another
>tfw he thinks threatening to freeze relations between between all-out and pizza matters when he is still all over nootkins dick
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We get this 4chan corp bullshit drama every 6 months. Eventually every 4chan corp fails in some way. Some become tryhard nullsec alliances (Broski, Pizza), others die and become irrelevant (Tengoo), and others just plain die (White Tiger, probably All-Out).

The point is none of it is new you cucks
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>probably All-Out
>"WAAAAH STOP USING THE CLONE OF A THIRD PARTY APP OVER ANOTHER CLONE, IT IS DESTROYING YOUR CORP"
how can one man be so delusional
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>White Tiger
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>>147043809
tbf discord is actually shit and ive seen stronger corps die over worse
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>>147043964
to be qh i dont know whats dumber: Reyni being surprised that people react negatively to being suddenly and forcebly moved to an obviously worse program for communications just so directors get more control, or mussah for letting it happen
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did the $5 content / 20 day trial extension offer end? I can't find it anymore
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>Reyni forcing the move
lmbo
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http://pastebin.com/ser9Acpg

please see line 98. This is a place where you should be able to be a part of alliances that are bitter enemies but still be able to have fun posting about EVE Online together. Regardless of what you do, anons are anons, not because of what corp we are in, or where we live in space, or what we do in space, but because we all are autists with no hope of ever escaping 4chan.

Yeah friendly banter about shitting on each-others tastes is bound to happen, but this is a place where we should feel free to post without any political agenda in mind, shit on your leadership, shit on your corpmates, shit on your enemies, or just talk about stuff.

I don't even know what I'm trying to day I guess. I'd rather see anons be friends than see them shitting on whatever /vg/ corp exists at the moment and lose themselves trying to be a tryhard corp.
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>>147044212
>Reyni gets made director
>Within days, people are suddenly told theyre changing to a program lots of people don't like, because Reyni can time out and forcemute people he doesn't like
>Already making powermoves that are fucking over the alliance, exactly as predicted

Mussah was told to not make him a director, but look what happens
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>trying this hard to shittalk someone on /dog/ because of a third party tool
>getting this upset over absolutely nothing
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>>147044296
>be in all out
>slack having retards and bittervets that didn't even play posting
>people complain about it
>for some reason deep inside I know muting the retards and bittervets that aren't playing would be wrong but I can't pinpoint why
>over many online communities I've realized that faggots and power-autists use muting and removing retards as an excuse to seize power in the community
>real life governments do the same thing to seize power

Anons, please just endure with retards. Filters only help to empower the greater evil and promote extreme circlejerk faggotry. I've literally never seen forced aggressive moderation make a community better.
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Amplify is it actually you shitposting in here?
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>2018
>be in Neo-All-Out
>go to log in, alarm sounds
>shit, i forgot to pay my respects to Reyni
>start panicking and open up Slaccord, the preferred 3rd party tool of the corp
>greeted with 19 pings about the mandatory shitposting ops that I missed
>start making a shitpost on /eog/ to reach my quota, before I get another ping
>its Reyni, and she's displeased that I still haven't made a fursona
>moves me to mute channel #382 to decide my punishment
>have the option to choose between getting kicked from the corp, or death by facesitting
>make this post while my appeal is being processed over the course of 6-8 weeks.
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>>147044547
Fucking this
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>>147043883
TENGOO NEVER DIES
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>2016
>be in All-Out
>go to log in, get distracted by opsex
>shit, 400 missed posts
>continue 'testing' Nadeko
>four hours later still haven't made it past the login screen
>fuck, forgot to reset PI
>login, reset PI, log off
>continue to be one of most active alliance memebers
>life is good
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>2023
>be a veteran of all-out
>for the last eight years i've been lusting for reynis pure girlcock
>todays the day we finally have an alliance meetup
>i see her standing in the middle of the crowd
>everyones groping her and shes laughing
>so disgusted at the thought of my waifu being a slut that i become enraged
>i start throwing the tables and chairs around screaming
>"THIS IS ALL MUSSAHS FAULT" i yell to everyone in attendance and they all turn, shocked
>WE COULDVE AVOIDED THIS IF WE DIDNT GO TO DISCORD
>i start to cry heavily and make a hearty REEEEEEEEE before running out of the room
>hours later i log in to eve and see i was kicked from corp
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Fuck off with your alliance drama.
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>>147042774
Honestly what wasn't there to love? there was me and the rest of the all-out crew, the euros were retarded (shot j lol). Benji was fresh and we were roaming provi with little to no oruze cunts. It all went to shit after the great coyote heist but it was gud while it lasted. Now all the gud guys like grif or tehol are ded. I think I was one of the bests things ever to happen to all-out.
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Dramus of old were much more fun and interesting.
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>>147046856
>what wasn't there to love?
you
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>>147047352
>furfag tries to talk shit
lol
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>>147047490
>johnny tries to stay in an alliance
>has panic attack
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>>147047714
Sure I had a mentall illness that I beat, no shame in that. At least im not just a shit cunt like you though.
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>>147048106
>I think I was one of the bests things ever to happen to all-out.
> I had a mentall illness that I beat, no shame in that.

sounds like the narcissistic personality disorder is still giving you a hard time.
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>>147048106
Mememan is that you
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>>147048491
ye but the meme persona is ded
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BLAZE IT
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>>147046856
>tehol is dead
m8
Tehol might have logged in once or twice when you are around, but he's been dead since february 2015.
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>he
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>>147050382
>Saging an already dead thread and game

Wew lad
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>posting on /dog/ from work

Thank you Floens
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>not working for the job that pays you for you to subscribe to the game you dont play

im going to need your name, your job, state and city, and the number of your direct supervisor, anon
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Is there any estimate prices on the serpentis capital memechips?
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>expires in 23 hours

great. and the next scope niggertunity is going to be just as gr8 i expect
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>>147053726
How did you get points that fast?
I only have 4k.
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>>147053726
Everything except the drifter bullshit is allright m8.
>>147053846
You get the point even if you didn't loot the shipyard. All on grid get it. You can just ride the train
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>>147053846
i didn't get anything. without having the chance to do it, because it isn't clear where i'm supposed to fucking go, it's going to expire and i get nothing. i LOSE. gOOD DAY sir
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>>147053935
>because it isn't clear where i'm supposed to fucking go
Haha what a fucking idiot. The sites are everywher nigga.
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>just friend invited and subbed two more accounts with the multi-training deal.
>About to train up PI alts on all my (now) 10 multiboxing mining accounts.
>I'm going to have to fill out the paperwork and apply online, update and make API keys, and wait for processing on all of my accounts before I can jump them to nullsec.

Just fucking end it, just pull the plug, just tie the knot and end this miserable existence.

Just kidding, the amount of autistic management content this is going to generate for me will be off the charts and I'm going to make SO MUCH fucking ISK.
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>>147049423
if you search Cuck in the dictionary there will be a picture of you next to the word.

Enjoy grinding 20 sites for a measly 1000 points out of 50,000 LMBO
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>>147054875
The less people do it the more valuable the blueprint will be. If it was super easy the blueprints wouldn't be worth shit. The fact that its super cancerous and gay is just a better opportunity for LOADSAMUNY.
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>>147054875
> t. cuck
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>>147055041
>huurrrr let me spend hundreds of hours grinding an event that gives me a 100k SP booster.

nigga you could literally mine in high sec in a venture, buy a skill injector and do it in half the time it would've taken you to grind up to the golden crate for just the 100k SP.
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>free Tristan Quafe Skin
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>yfw is land wins the eurob owl
>yfw one win fo tha is land
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>>147055537
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>gallente frigs

competing with calamari for ugliest frigates in the game
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>>147056598
>he doesn't like the tristan
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>>147042452
Hisec, c1
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>>147056598
>merlin
>condor


>ugly
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>gallente
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Why does the Svipul exist? Who said this would be ok?
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did all-out really switch to discord?
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>>147059867
question not the fooze-man

>>147059965
yes
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>>147057362
damn, you really lucked out

C2 hi-secs are quite hotly contested
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>>147059965
no
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>Megathron Quafe Skin

I want it, but I think if literally everyone has it I probably won't want it
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She doens't want the skill injector reward
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>Zhe/zhim doesn't know how to green meme text
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When will we get Jin-Mexit?
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>>147062027
>tfw no sebiexit
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Khanexit went perfect, they even got a first gen Titan out of it.
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ded
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>>147059965
Yes. It's public so please come and reyni post
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who's already got their first accelerator
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>>147070220
https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/4qm2zi/one_of_the_first_to_open_a_copper_ouroboros_ama/

trash event
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>>147070334

>mad about free content
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>>147070494
t. cucked man doing 500 sites
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>>147070608

>500 sites worth of content
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>content
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>>147071137
I bet you buy skins with irl money
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>>147071937
I love that meme. Especially shitter who only login for it.
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>>147072054

i don't have a job so i just sell free minerals to get them
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>>147070494
>free content
>CCP wastes resources making this instead of fixing offgrid boosting, alliance bookmarks, and other issues.
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>>147072449
What's wrong with alliance bookmarks?
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>>147072529
They don't exist. They should.
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>>147072529
It doesn't exist
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>>147072449
Go watch o7. On grid boosting is coming in the form of some aoe smartbombbuff thing. Now where is my aoe shield transfer smartbomb.
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>be a space-faring civilization that can travel faster than light and be at the other side of the galaxy in a few minutes
>can't travel to a specific point in space unless you have a bookmark in your browser

are they even trying any more?
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on grid links
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>>147072716
>other side of the galaxy in a few minutes
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>>147072714
But it's not here yet, and this stupid event is, along with other pointless changes like docking camera
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>>147072938
Fuck that fucking docking camera, and fuck CCP for basically saying "Fuck you, deal with it" when people asked for just the OPTION to turn it off
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Shits gonna be another monoclegate soon.
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>>147072938
>he thinks the real world works like a video game and you just have "dev team power" thats applied 100% to every "dev job" in your "dev center".

Its probably two completely different teams that have nothing to do with eachother so no dev time that could have been spent working on the on grid buffs was actually wasted.

The new docking camera is shit though and I wish I could turn it off.
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this event is so shit I bet the most time consuming part of it was writing the lazy "mission" blurbs
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>>147073582
>writing the lazy "mission" blurbs

Almost as bad as the voice acting in the last events.
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>not just immediatly deciding these non-sandbox events are gay on principle and avoiding them entirely.

I'm not going to be a player that completes objectives he gets in a pop-up so some npc can give me a "reward" for jumping through the devs artificial hoops, fuck that. in an MMO I'll grind rats/mobs for drops and experience and have fun, but as soon as you make me do a quest where the objective is to kill the same mobs I won't want to do it. I don't like being told what to do.

Don't tell me what to do.

DON'T EVER TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.
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>not just ignoring non-sandbox posts
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>>147074340
bruh
so go out and kill the cucks running the sites
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>>147074340
How can a company not know its customer base this much?
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>>147074694
yeah they should've known that adding optional things would really trigger people who for some reason can't easily just ignore it
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>>147074828
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>>147074828
Just because it's optional doesn't remove it from criticism, and trying to say this makes you look retarded. I see it all the fucking time and it's possibly the dumbest thing I read each day that it happens
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"We are very excited to give you guys a sneak peek about the upcoming feature of the update coming to Eve Online very soon. players will have to go head to head with the fearsome serpentis pirates who have also teamed up with the deadly Angel Cartel. you will have to destroy between 500-1000 exciting sites full of heart-pumping, fast paced action. Get out there and kill pirates!"
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>>147074975
nobody is forcing you to have poop in your coffee

>>147075014
the guy's post has a load of shit about ccp making him do things retard
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>>147075143
>pay 15 dollars for a game
>hurrrr you don't have any right to demand
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the fug r drifters n where 2 kill them? thank you pls :3
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>>147075143
But they're forcing me to have poop in my game.
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>just realized it takes 45-60 hours for me to grind for a single PLEX
How to cope?
Feels like I lost all my will to keep playing EVE :(

There's only so many hours one can grind before burning out...
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>>147020367
>IMPLYING THATS JAMYL >IMPLYING THATS JAMYL >IMPLYING THATS JAMYL >IMPLYING THATS JAMYL >IMPLYING THATS JAMYL >IMPLYING THATS JAMYL >IMPLYING THATS JAMYL >IMPLYING THATS JAMYL
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THAT IS NOT JAMAL SERUM
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>>147075654
If you're only playing to buy plex and keep playing you aren't going to have any fun.

Just pay the sub until you're better at making money.
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>>147075654
Maybe you should find more efficient/fun ways.
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>>147075143
>making me

No I'm just ignoring them and doing the same sandbox shit I always do. I just think its sad and retarded that I have corp mates clamouring for "new content" because their "bored" when in reality they are too stupid and lazy to find the limitless content in the game that is the tens of thousands of other players online.

There is literally stuff happing constantly all around them but their just fucking literal braindead morons. They didn't want to do combat sites or mine yesterday but suddenly because its skinned different and drops some shitty rewards suddenly its "new enticing content they can't wait to do".

Then again these are the same retards that couldn't make ISK if their life depended on it because they can't develop or put any sort of plan into motion at all. The only way they can make ISK is if the game literally just dumps ISK into their wallets via bounty rewards.
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>>147075259
were you playing when they did the sp dailies? a load of frothy retards everywhere were shitposting nonstop and upset about muh sandbox and whatever

and then after a while ccp removed it because of what their data told them, not because of your shitposts. I think with this event they'll look at their data afterwards and decide it was less popular because it was too grindy or whatever, and do better next time, or maybe hotfix it in a few days. what I don't think they'll do is listen to you being an aspie on r/eog

do you have these same objections to escalations from combat sites? muh sandbox ccp stop telling me what to do!
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>>147076048
>wah wah my corpmates are retarded

Maybe you could just change corps instead of being a whiny bitch.
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>>147076068
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>>147075654
Exploration.

You could easily get one in half the time even with shit sites.

The downside is that you actually have to pay attention to make sure you don't get ganked like an idiot.
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>>147072449
What's wrong with alliance bookmarks?
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>>147076173
The problem isn't my corp. Its the section of the playerbase that actually thinks this shit is good content.

If it doesn't directly add new systems or tools into the sandbox then its a waste of time.
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>>147076312
>>147072571
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>>147076407
>it's everyone else, they're all wrong not me
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>>147075981
Subbing is not an option so if I won't get to grind enough this month I'll just let it expire.
Last time it took CCP two years before they sent me free days, so it's not that bad...

>>147076042
I researched all the stuff you can do in the game, and any more lucrative content is way beyond my abilities.
Also... isn't fun a time-sink? I'm looking for the exact opposite - to make the most ISK from my time.

>>147076271
It involves pvp so I have to pass.
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>>147076776
Yeah pretty much. Sandbox game should have sandbox content, not dev treadmill content.
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>>147076776
If you want to have content put on a plate in front of you at regular intervals there are mmos that offer this. Eve is not one of them.

>>147076998
Exploration isn't pvp. You avoid other players. It only becomes a pvp activity when you fuck up and get ganked.
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>>147076998
>way beyond my abilities
if you mean "beyond my sp" that might be true for some things. market trading hardly requires any sp, only a head for numbers and google-fu for resources. planetary interaction fucking great in null and wormholes. and apparently null ratting is pretty good if you're in the right groups.

all of those seem faster than your 60 hour figure. even incursions should only be like 10 hours for a plex at worst (though i'm not saying that doesn't require sp).
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>>147076998
>I researched all the stuff you can do in the game, and any more lucrative content is way beyond my abilities

Improve your abilities and do your research better.

>It involves pvp so I have to pass.

Actually, just quit right now. PVP is the only thing worth doing in this game. This game doesn't need more herbivores, and herbivores don't need such a cruel game.
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>avoiding pvp in enemy space isn't a pvp activity
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>that one cuck that comes in here and will say 'Eve is a sandbox, if you don't want to pvp you don't have to"
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>>147077404
Just stay in highsec bro

Or join all out
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>that idiot that sees pvp everywhere
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what are some less than optimal ships that are fun to fly
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>>147077315
How do I make my space safe from cloaky campers? How do I do my herbivore shit while theres a very real possibility of them lighting a cyno and raping my tight asshole?

I suppose I could go to their space and hunt them instead but thats exactly what they want. How do you win against preditors in eve and make them leave you alone?

>t.herbivore
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>>147077527
t1 destroyers in lowsec
t1 frigs cruisers or bcs in nullsec
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>>147077625
You don't. You just die sometimes. Who cares.
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>>147077650

i fly t1 cruisers all the time in null sec, shits great

low sec is cancer as fuck so i avoid it
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>>147077404
> t. cuck
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>>147077512
Every aspect of the game is somehow connected with PVP.

>>147077625
Move to w-space, roll all your connections when PVEing, enjoy the WHikkikomori lyfe and molest sleepers.

>I suppose I could go to their space and hunt them instead but thats exactly what they want.

Different people want different things at different times. You can antagonize PVPers by striking their PVE bases, or trolling them in some way.

>How do you win against preditors in eve and make them leave you alone?

You win by being better, you can't make anyone leave you alone 100%.

>>147077824
Basically this.
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>>147077625
you rat in ratting ships but with marginally less than optimal ratting fits and with backup on standby.

say you fit a cyno, you light it and get the friendly counterdrop

say you overtank and fit points, you hold out until the friendly fleet undocks/arrives.

mfw we actually use so many bait ships
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>>147076407
That shit is not good content regardless of how you view pve as a whole. People flock to it because this is the first time ccp did something to address the abysmal state of eve pve gameplay since exploration update.

Faggots like you also whine whenever ccp tries to do anything at all to address that state, i still remember all the crying over new exploration, stupid temper tantrum that was burn jita over completely done walking in stations module that would bring a lot of new players in, and now this shit. Just be fucking honest, you want pvp and nothing but pvp, not proper sandbox.
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>>147077625

they really need to introduce a mechanic to deal with perma cloak campers, easily one of the shittiest mechanics with no way to deal with it
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>>147077904
>Every aspect of the game is somehow connected with PVP
It isn't.

>>147077973
>stupid temper tantrum that was burn jita over completely done walking in stations module that would bring a lot of new players
>le walking instations brigs new players xDDD
You mean neckbeards fapping to each other, faggot.
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>>147077976
they need to fix perma cloakfags but also make it possible to catch people without being a cloakfag cyno shitter
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>>147077976
No, they really don't. Your nullsec space is already so fucking secure and generates 150m an hour with no issues in a VNI. With no prep, scouting, rolling holes, scanning sites, waiting for incursion fleets, none of the shit other PVE has to deal with. CCP even gave null a huge buff with ADMs constantly respawning the siites so you can do that shit all day long. The last thing null needs is another way to be even more secure
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>>147077202
>It only becomes a pvp activity when you fuck up and get ganked.
And that will happen, seeing how atrociously incompetent I am.

>>147077257
Not really beyond my SP, more like beyond what I'm willing to do.
The biggest constraint is - I won't leave high-sec.

And incursions... I always wanted to do that.
But before I got my skills trained, I realized it requires interaction with other people.
So... yeah. That's not going to work.

I'm left with scraps because of my unwillingness to change. Cheers me.
Doubt there's anything left to discuss here.
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>>147078346
>The biggest constraint is - I won't leave high-sec.
Just quit now.
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>>147078346
>I'm left with scraps because of my unwillingness to change. Cheers me.

I bet you are like this irl too
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>>147077973
>i still remember all the crying over new exploration

Maybe because the lootspew mechanic was fucking retarded?

>>147077973
>Just be fucking honest, you want pvp and nothing but pvp, not proper sandbox.

I'm not him, but shitty experiments in shallow PVE shit are not contributing to the sandbox.

Dynamic PVE that's reliant on player interaction contributes and has some influence on the game world. Just tacking quest markers on existing content (roid belts, deds, etc) and adding a couple of new, stupidly simple and easy sites with poor immediate rewards and 0 long-term consequences doesn't help the sandbox.

My opinion is that the closest to good sandbox PVE are sleeper sites, FW and incursions, because all of them are rewarding in the short-run, highly dependent on interaction and made for groups, but also with consequences to the gameworld.

>>147078183
>>Every aspect of the game is somehow connected with PVP
>It isn't.

It literally is. Name one thing that doesn't affect PVP or isn't affected by it.

>>147078346
If you don't want to interact with people, don't play a heavily social MMO.
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>>147078183
So what, if waifus is what will bring more people in, i am all for it. After all, those neckbeards might undock and become content for your pewpew too.

With your logic you might as well remove market and production too, because traders might never undock too.
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>>147078346
>And that will happen, seeing how atrociously incompetent I am.

Get better then. You're never going to learn anything if you don't go outside your comfort zone. I didn't learn how to stay safe in null by reading guides or watching videos. I learned by going there, losing ships, and learning what I did to make myself a target. Danger is fun. Sometimes you lose, but treat it as a learning experience. You will run out of things that are interesting very quickly if you refuse to leave high sec or interact with other players beyond fleeting up to help each other.
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>>147078346
BITCH DID YOU HEAR ME SAY TRADING

HAVE YOU HEARD THE NAME GEVLON GOBLIN, AKA THE MOST UNSOCIAL MAN IN THE WORLD, AKA 16B A DAY MAN
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>>147077973
I can assure you I am not the playerbase that you described.

I'm not opposed to them working on PvE. I just think there are a lot of ways of doing it that are far more in line with EVE's design than this current release.
'
I will say that The Scope Network pings are something that could be cool. It's something that can be used to dynamically alter the value of certain content. I don't like the reward system and I don't like that the content is selected by CCP with no in game system in place for it.

I'd much rather see them work on a Scope Network system/ai that can create this type of shit from in game influences rather than orchestrated CCP events. Just like I'd like to see players farming rats reduce the bounty payouts, or reduce the amounts of rats spawning in that area ect. Everquest Next was going to implement an "Emergent AI" system that basically would alter where mobs and quests would spawn based on the players actions within the game. If players killed a bunch of orcs in an area then the orcs would pick up camp and go try and raid villagers and caravans elsewhere away from areas loaded with adventurers trying to buttfuck them for loot and xp.
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PvE in this game is unfixable that's not even up for debate. THe best method, therefore, is to just remove it. make isk gathering a passive thing like PI.

Have deployables in belts that gather ore and shit like that.
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Eve is a social experiment. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>147078872
no memes on r/eog pls
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>>147078652
>It literally is. Name one thing that doesn't affect PVP or isn't affected by it
>because I work in metallurgy irl it means i'm a murderer because the metal is used for guns

>>147078757
No fuck you. EVE is already one of the worst playerbases ever, we don't need more of them.
You don't need walking in stations for trading, your market bot doesn't need it either. The important stuff always happens outside. All you garbage memeing redditards should just kill yourselves. "can i open the doot xdDD"
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>eve
>worst playerbases ever

wat
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>>147079262
Are you implying it isn't?
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>>147079061
>>because I work in metallurgy irl it means i'm a murderer because the metal is used for guns

Le strawman

I didn't say people who did PVE are PVPers. I said everything in the game is in some way connected to PVP, which it is, and you have failed to refute it.

On the other topic, I couldn't care less about walking in station, but it's the sort of things that does attract a certain crowd. With the EVE char maker as good as it is, I'm sure a lot of RPers would be attracted to the game if it had some RP-friendly interaction interfaces.

Not that I want (E)RPing scum in my game, mind you. But speaking from a business perspective, it wouldn't be a bad addition for CCP.
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>>147079317
it's gone very reddit recently, but I can't think of any better
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>>147078251

yep

>>147078252

>a mechanic that can't be dealt with is fine
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all this grind in this fucking event is making me want to broadcast4reps
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EVE Pazaak when?
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>>147078652
Sandbox can be a lot of things, and was a lot of things back when this genre was at its prime. SWG, Acherons Call and UO never had this much of a stupid fixation on pvp both in design and community.

Current age sandboxes on the other hand is pretty much advertised and sold as pvp central first and foremost. I understand that his has a lot of to do with web 2.0 shitters, but it still makes me sad for how mmos in general turn out to be.
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>>147079552
>>a mechanic that can't be dealt with is fine

Ok, I agree with you. Now, since I can't deal with your carebear ass spotting me in local, local should be removed as well. It's a mechanic that can't be dealt with, so it's not fine.
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>>147079552
Permaclaoking is counter to perma ratting.
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>>147078252
>and generates 150m an hour with no issues in a VNI

Is anyone really making that much? 150m/hour from ratting in a VNI seems extremely high.
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>>147079648
>stupid fixation on pvp

It's not stupid. AI, and particularly AI for MMOs, just isn't that far advanced to offer interesting challenges after a point.

I haven't played any of the old MMOs you mention, but I'm sure they weren't 100% devoid of PVE. There had to be a race/competition for the resources at least, and that's PVP.
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>>147079762
The ratting systems are full of havens nigga. Ez.
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>>147079692
I agree.
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>>147079692
I'd be okay with this. You get a sov structure that completely decloaks everyone in system and prevents them from cloaking for 2 minutes. You have no way of 100% knowing anyone's even there, and you have to dscan/probe them down
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>>147079762
it's more like 60 mill an hour if you are super efficient
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>>147078548
Correct.

>>147078652
>If you don't want to interact with people, don't play a heavily social MMO.
I secretly want to, but am too cowardly to try.

>>147078790
Danger is fun as long as no other people are involved.

>You will run out of things that are interesting very quickly
I already did. Don't think "very quickly" is the right way to describe it, it took years.

>>147078872
Yes, I hear you.
But what's there apart from hauling between trade hubs (which is super-risky pvp) and 0.01 ISK wars?
If I do scumbag things, I'm bound to anger someone eventually.
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>>147079762
That's me lowballing desu. When I lived in null I was making 60m ticks, so 180m an hour, in a VNI
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>>147079692

>this is what eve autists believe

>>147079693

except permacloakers can't be dealt with

>>147079762

no, its 60m/hour
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>>147079875
That sounds more in line with my numbers. I'm making maybe 45 million each hour in a vni with only 8 million sp, most of which is in unrelated skills. Then again, I live in the dronelands.

>>147079820
>>147079986
Or maybe not.
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>>147079986
>lying on an anonymous image board

please kys
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>>147079935
>If I do scumbag things, I'm bound to anger someone eventually

>>147080068
>except permacloakers can't be dealt with
Change system, huh.
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>>147079832
>>147079864
>my Curse fleet when

>>147079935
>I secretly want to, but am too cowardly to try.

Man, stop pulling this "I w-want anon-san's dick but I n-need him to persuade me first" reluctant anime girl shit. You have like 5 posters replying to your attentionwhoring for no reason other than to help you enjoy the game, and you keep just teasing and playing hard to get.

>>147080068
>>this is what eve autists believe

Feels good to call a hypocritical nullcuck out on his bullshit.
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>>147080210
>Feels good to call a hypocritical nullcuck out on his bullshit.

what bullshit is that exactly

oh wait, you think you are entitled to free kills without having to work for them
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>>147080449
>what bullshit is that exactly

This bullshit:

>oh wait, you think you are entitled to free ratting without having to work for it


If you want to plunder dangerous space, deal with the dangers.

Also, fucking lol at you calling it "free kills." How bad/afk are you actually if you're a literal free kill?
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>>147080449
and you think you're entitled to 100% safe ratting space
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>>147080449
>you think you are entitled to free ratting without having to worry about anything
ftfy
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>>147080152
>he thinks I'm talking about some faggot 3rd party watching one system because they are just looking for a dank kill.

Maybe I'll just do my thing and see if they actually have the numbers to actually try and do something. Theres got to be some sort of super cost effective pain in the ass to kill setup that I can use to make ganking me not even worth it.

Maybe they'll get bored eventually. I'm never going to actually fight them.
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>>147080210
>You have like 5 posters replying to your attentionwhoring for no reason other than to help you enjoy the game
Yes. I'm sorry.
Just wanted to vent my anger at CCP for PLEX prices being as high as they are, and ended up getting sidetracked.
You're obviously correct and I shouldn't be replying anymore.

Have fun.
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>you go ratting in an effortless drone ship - you will always have the havens there, you don't need to probe them or look for them or anything
>you put in less effort than an F1 monkey in a fleet battle, just press orbit and drop drones or whatever
>you just sit there receiving dank ticks, and every couple of days you might have 5 minutes to panic warp to a station and dock up before the mean pvpers get to your system

>you're telling these guys to get good, you think you've 'outplayed' them somehow
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>>147080580
>deal with the dangers

so why don't perma cloakers have to deal with those dangers

>>147080613

>100% safe

cite it

>>147080629

i worry about mechanics that can't be dealt with
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>>147080679
Nigga I'm killing week old noobs in herons. People WILL kill you just because.
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>>147080779
shut the fuck up Avada
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>>147080863
Yeah but like, eventually they'll get tired of being in space where they don't get fights right?
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>>147080912
That's not fucking avada, how dumb are you anon?
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>>147080580
I don't care I caught your ship in my ship and I killed you

I'd say if I reduce your shield hull and armor to zero I'm pretty much entitled to a kill
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>>147080779
>Just wanted to vent my anger at CCP for PLEX prices being as high as they are

This is really not the main issue here, which is something I tried to make clear earlier.

A lot of people make PLEX money easily. You need to learn the right way to do it, rather than bashing your head against the hisec wall and cursing god for making walls so hard.

>>147080912
That's not Avada, Avada's no carebear, I'll fuccin fite you if you try to slander his good name.
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>>147081017
Nigga people live in low/null/whs. If you come there repeatedly to the same people place multiple, you gonna get again by the same person lol.
I get some kills as a sidething of my main thing.

>>147081119
>his
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you're all not kevin, I can tell.
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>>147080779
Plex prices being where they are is entirely the responsibility of the playerbase, and they aren't high.

I'm amazed it costs this little. There must be thousands of terrible players selling plex and I am thankful for them.
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>>147081379
Plex sales, the recent 90 day sale, shit like that is keeping plex prices low, I like it
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>people with real money
>terrible
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>having to pay real money to stay on track in eve
>not terrible
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>it's nothing, I can make that isk in only x hours
>it's nothing, I can make that real money in only y hours
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>>147027716
Anyone remember that list of CSM meeting attendance and wingspan was second worst but he got a pass because ~reasons~?

I'm not the guy you were replying to, but a 1.5 year old player that only has experience in wormholes is not a valuable contribution to the body that represents the interests of all players. At best, he doesn't participate in discussion with things he doesn't know about (ie, most of them). At worst, his uninformed opinions sway things in a negative way.
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>Xe works in a game so that xe can continue to work in a game
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>grinding for isk
>not erp with lonely miners for plex
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Paying for sub/plex is only acceptable in the first three months max. If you haven't figured out your income stream yet after that, you should biomass.

>>147081914
ebin xDDd
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>>147081813
wingspantt was the one that advocated for making dscanning anomalies easier and thus easier to catch faggot krabs.

if that's not something you can get behind then you were probably a t. cucked krabber to begin with
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>he thinks erp for plex is a meme

remain cucks /eog/
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>>147081960
why would i want to work a spacejob to pay for more spacejob working

no get out
i'd much rather spend that isk on ships and just sub with my bennies

pls
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>literal internet gay blowjob
>calls others cucks
lmao

>>147082201
>not having enough isk for both
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>>147082280
>missing the point
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>justyfying interent gay blowjobs
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>interent
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>implying it's gay to suck a woman's dick
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>tfw somebody warps in to your site
>tfw it's a member of the dangerous group known as tengoo
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>>147084126

>dangerous group
>tengoo

wew
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>mfw you are /comfy/ mining and in warps a catalyst class destroyer
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>class
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>mfw it couldn't be worse
>tengoo member backbreaker phil warps on to you
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>sitting in a bait proc shooting lasers at rocks
>anything sub-cruiser warps in
>watch the butthurt in local
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>>147085267
>mfw killing procurers in my t1 frigate
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mfw you are killing a miner and he calls for help in local

feels good gender-neutral-person
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>mfw landing onto a miner
>mfw he laughs at you that you're still in highsec doing pretend pvp
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>>147085267
>blops my panther onto a procure
>kill the shitter before his buddies react and warp to help him
>micro jump away and cloak when his friends do land
>hilarity and salt ensues in local chat
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>>147078251
>they need to fix perma cloakfags
No they dont there's nothing wrong with cloaks camping
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cloaks are fine, just remove local
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>>147086409
No reason to do that either
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>>147086280
Are you seriously going to say that cloaking camping when I can barely mine in peace all the way deep in null? This is absolutely a broken mechanic only because of CCP trying to get us to no-life this fucking game and give them money. Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken tendies and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken tendies out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the dumb cunts who think cloaky camping needs no fixing. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck do you say it needs no fixing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe CCP is stupid enough to listen to peopl like you. I want a future to believe in. I want CCP to pay attention and fix this broken game. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought CCP were going to be proative in balancing for this game. This is so fucked.
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>>147086658
>mine in peace all the way deep in null? This is absolutely a broken mech
You're not entitled to safety
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>>147086778
with local I am
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>>147086409
Reyni is fine, just remove the clothes.
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>>147086821
I'm still gonna blops you rhen
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>>147086409

>tips fedora
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>tfw you have to keep the fact that you are a miner on the dl because you'd be persecuted like a jew in berlin 1941
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>>147088475
People can tell, don't worry.
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>>147086658
>chicken tendies
Man KFC sounds really good right now.
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>>147019885
dailies were literally better than this
literally
l i t e r a l l y
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s h e s s u c h a b i t c h t o t h e b o y s
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>>147088902

>not going with superior popeye's tendies
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>>147089295
>everyone has popeyes in their area
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>>147089295
There's one by my house but I'm working across town.
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>tfw you're the best pvpfag in /eog/
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>>147089968

>winning the special olympics
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>tfw someone makes a killright on you publically available but you only live in low/null and you're already -10 anyway
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>having killrights

wew
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>>147090227
shouldn't have broken the law, then, faggot.
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>>147090432
because I podded someone in lowsec
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>-10.0
>low
>null
>killright
>pvp
>pve
>eve
>life
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>>147089295
p o w e r h o m e s
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>>147090531
It means making killrights publically available on a person who is already suspect literally everywhere in low and high is pointless
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>>147089968
>pretending to be me
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>>147091514
>bring proud of being you
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>>147090671
don't give me fucking excuses, you don't whine after you break the law faggot
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>>147091765
>you betrayed the law
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>>147091765
>he thinks I whine about the law when I kept breaking the law so much I got to true -10
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>mfw i have -8 inch dick
dont hit on me silly boys
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>not capturing caldari catgirls in Jita and snuggling them into your wormhole
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Don't shitpost with Yotsuba you piece of shit faggot. Take your fucking alliance drama to your dickcord you autist.
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>>147096515
>omg let our irrelevant alliance shitpost we are epic famous hurr

>>147096668
>waifu
It's the site's mascot you stupid normalfag.
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>>147096036
>>147095854
>>147095659
>>147095347
>>147095169
>>147094989
>>
/v/bros please make your own general, let me kev and phil post in peace.
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>>147097139
NOW /eog/ is the worst general. You faggots gave it the last little push it needed.
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>>147075679
>implying it isn't
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>dead

Now that the dust has been settled, lets get back to the real discussion.

When will AFs get fixed, m8s?
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>>147099810
AF's were one of the things on CCP's to-do list after capitals get rebalanced again this summer.

That and battleship cargospace
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>>147017520
It's a game with players all around the world, doesnt having a 1sec tick helps with the ping?
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>>147017520
It doesn't need a higher tick rate
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er, you guys THINK youre on the right track with what eve needs, but i have news for you...
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Ok you fucking faggots listen up

High tick rate is a fucking meme, OK? No game would ever benefit from high tickrate. Infact, what EVE needs desperately right now is a lower tickrate. If CCP setup the game so you have to use carrier pigeons to relay the position of your ship and what you're doing, you'd see new player retention skyrocket and veterans coming back in droves mark my fucking workds
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>>147100352

better than having omber, veldspar, and a kernite mission.
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>>147102271
I'm exactly on track with what EVE needs to be a better game, but it won't be a more profitable game because multiboxers will unsub
>>
Ok, so sneks and angels where?
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>>147103219
nothing wrong with multiboxing
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>>147103118
if eve had a 120hz tickrate like CSGO you'd see a lot more people playing this game and a competitive scene emerging. as it stands right now, a 1hz trick rate is inexcusable.
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>>147103548
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>>147103548
No they wouldn't, the tickrate for CSGO competitive is 128hz because its a twitch shooter
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>>147103671
and what is eve? A SHOOTER!!! What, you think ships fire waifus or some shit liek that?
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>haven't played EVE in almost a year
>come back for a bit to see what's up
>couple days go by doing well so far with old corp members
>one day only one online in the corp
>spot a lone Gila running a site in system
>haven't done pvp in a while
>"Ok. I got this. I know I can kill him."
>plan my approach
>bookmark a wreck that's near him
>change into something more usable
>warp in and land right on top of him
>scram, web, and attack
>pirates on sight engaging the Gila as well
>nice.jpg
>see Gila drones doing 500-700 damage per shot
>turn on reps
>it's not enough
>get killed
>warp off and sit back for a good minute
>feel bad
>think about the mistakes I made, what I should have done, etc
>maybe I shouldn't have engaged
>you win some you lose some I guess
>later on in the day
>corp mates tell me nice try
>shrug it off
>play for a bit longer before logging off
>whatever, it's just what it is
>a week goes by
>still can't get it off my mind
When does the pain go away?
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>>147104250
when you get a gila and rip ass on everyone else. thats when it goes away
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>>147103548
you dont understand how this works. a higher tickrate is always better, but it matters far, far less than a game like csgo because of how it works. this game could maybe have 5 or 6 but more than that would be overkill
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>>147104250
the pain never goes away but alcohol dulls the pain.
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>>147104250
I'm pretty sure ccp broke gurista ships more than a year ago. but yeah they're really op
>>
How to fix EVE:

- make local work like it does in wormholes
- disable killboard API
- disable highsec bumping
- finish walking in stations
- return highsec to null wormholes to their former prevalence
- perform a full balance pass, t2 and t3 ships now have deep specializations but enormous tradeoffs that make them generally worse than t1 ships. all are the same price roughly
- remove t3ds and repurpose the models for something else
- remove RLMLs
- remove cynosural field generators
- rebalance jump freighters by making them highly vulnerable during jumping; make them much riskier to use than DSTs or escorted freighters, and merely faster

Any questions?
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>>147105374
>>Any questions?
yes, where are the fox girls?
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>>147105374
>no prohibition of comms

you really forget one of the most important issues facing this game? fucking faggot
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>>147105374
- ban multiboxing
Otherwise it is unironically a good list
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>>147105374
how would you make jump freighters vulnerable while jumping? I like the idea though
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>>147105842
it takes x minutes and creates a signature anyone can warp to, maybe
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>>147017420
spreadsheets only need one tick, the one that outputs the winner
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>>147106284
might be cool

I was thinking it would be neat if instead they just made all jump drive travel more counterable, like the cyno beacon has to be up for 30s before you can jump to it, and activating your jump drive starts a visual animation for about as long - cap would be used at the beginning, so if you get tackled before you actually jumped then you can eat shit. also make it so you can't cyno anywhere near stations or pos

every argument against this seems to be 'change makes capital pilots cry and quit the game so it's bad'. it kind of triggers me how people think they should be able to just move any jump drive ship anywhere, when really they should be the ships that need the most support and be the slowest
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how does it feel knowing you will never live in a nullsec where you live off of the land?
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>>147103548
>competitive EVE
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>>147103548
>a competitive scene emerging
A competitive scene based on playing with as many characters as possible simultaneously?
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>>147105374
>make them much riskier to use than DSTs
Lol fuck you nigger. You have no idea how painful is it to own any hauler. JFs are a blessing. I don't give a fuck about you faggots who want free jf kills.
>>
>Highsec system
>Something like 100 AU across, pretty close to all 4 trade hubs
>4 stations
>1 for each nation
>Queue up in a station in frigate/destroyer/cruiser matches
>Game gives you a prefit ship, you can't change it, and your skills default to 3 for everything relevant while in it.
>Another player in another station is given a comparable ship, same shit
>You're each given a section of deadspace to fly to in system and a limited engagement vs each other.
>Winner get 1k LP, if someone doesn't warp to the beacon within 5 mins you auto-win

New player retention: Solved
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>>147108190
Fuck off to dota general.
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>log in after like a week because I have a life and don't feel like no-lifing this game
>corp has fallen apart, CEO ditched and ghosted

ah well, it was shit anyway
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>>147108320
>wah i didnt have a fun way to get my feet wet in pvp as a new player so no one else should
t. bittervet whos opinion doesn't, and shouldn't matter
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>>147108969
>b-b-but think of the newbies
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>>147109089
yeah, when someone's making suggestions for new player retention they'll generally be aimed at newbies

they may even remind you of games with high player numbers
>>
CCP should stop giving a fuck about any of these new player experiences and focus on fixing the game. Opportunities and meme events won't bring anything.

They should just redirect them to youtube where players are making tutorials for every possible part of the game for years.
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>>147109579
crimson harvest was fun m8 don't be gay. frostline was ok too
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>>147109579
Because that's worked so well in the past.
I agree about removing opportunities and meme events. If they're going to do something for new players they should go all the way or don't bother. Not this half-assed shit.
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>>147109579
Fixing bugs isn't going to bring anyone back, and it isn't going to bring anyone new. CCP needs to release something big and groundbreaking for the game to draw in new players. Skill injectors was a good attempt, and it brought it quite a few. Something to get new players into an active playstyle quickly is a good idea, A PVP arena with prefit ships and not being held back by SP is a good idea, reworking mining to be active and somehow fun. maybe a bit more worthwhile, also a good idea
>>
>>147109579
>>147109723
tfw no shekol madness 2
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>>147109921
>Fixing bugs isn't going to bring anyone back, and it isn't going to bring anyone new

right, but you're still a retard. bugs and shitty game mechanics make people dislike the game, and cause the shitty experiences that make people quit. other than the usual new player shitty experience of not knowing what you're doing, not joining a corp, and then quitting ofc

>arena

kys pls
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>>147109723
It wasn't really for new players tho. To do it fast you need dps or someone steals your site.

>>147109767
What is CSM even doing, aren't they suppossed to be the voice of the players? Why won't they do something together?

>>147109921
But fixing bugs will stop the present playerbase from being angry. I'm not even hating ccp, but they should really do something.
I agree about the mining part, shits need rework.
Fuck arenas tho m8. CCP should just openly say that you'll die a lot in this game and not do some model situation tutorials where everything works 100%. My first death in this game was by a hecate and second by a fucking legion and you don't see me bitching on anonymous imageboards.
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>>147110218
>It wasn't for new players

so? lots of people liked it, and it wasn't impossible for new players

>someone steals your site

highsec detected
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>>147110368
But it WAS advertised as for new players.
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>>147110218
I'm sorry but there's no way to make anyone happy about mining unless it's completely passive.
If it's active, people want to make more isk from it, but market prices will always balance out. If they don't the increase gets passed on to ships and no one wants that.
It's passive now, and the people who enjoy it now like that sort of farmville-esque part of it. The passivity of mining is the entire point to them
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>>147110519
I don't really care what it was advertised as. new players could probably do it with some cooperation / effort / time. and everyone else thought it was cool
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I've been trying to think of a way to make mining active, worthwhile, and fun, for several months now. This poster, sadly, hits the nail on the head. The best I came up with was deploying a mining fighter essentially, which could be fitted with mining lasers, mining charges, or mining crews. You would then guide lasers, place charges, or deploy crews. Lasers would be able to precisely grab exactly what you wanted from the rock at a medium pace, charges would quickly just grab whatever the fuck, and crews would slowly but exactly grab what you wanted. These would fill the mining fighter that you deployed, which would then need to be picked up and recharged once full. Bigger ships would get bonuses to lasers/charges/crews, fits could benefit each in various ways, and the bigger mining ship you had the more of these modules you could deploy and manage.
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GIVE ME MY FOX GIRLS NOW
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>>147072716
>I never read the lore on warp drives
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>sansha's nation
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>>147111783
Good idea anon. Unfortunately, a lot of the people doing mining like it passive, and changes that make it more active will make them mad, even if it makes the game better for everyone else.
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>lore
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>who gives a fuck about the story, just let me press f1
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>>147115923
>let me run missions all day

what story faggot?
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>caring about "okay we need a new enemy for the players", the backstory
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>TISHU and NC getting there shit kicked in by Snuff/PM/Goons

What a time to be alive.
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Nice """thread"""
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>>147119308
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>he joined pandemic horde
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http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=45307&b=7099260&e=153&t=eb

>Know snuff dreads are built to survive doomsdays
>Drop titans anyway

IWI will still fund these morons.
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>>147110581
I'm one of those idle miners. Leave my fun alone.
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>tengoo
>>
>All-Out
>Oruze
>Tengoo
>Broski
>Wife's Son
>Anime Masters

literally who
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>meme corps
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>>147119613
Lmao, what happened.
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>>147105374
disable all forms of api.
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>tfw missed the pings so couldn't whore on titan kills
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>>147121537
literally in top ten killers on the EU/AU wh boards :^)
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>>147121969
what's wrong with her teeth/mouth/chin
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>>147121960
>being on call for a video game
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>>147122142
>not being on call for dank kills and NC. babby tears
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>>147108280
I gots me two new accounts that i friend invited

>2 accounts with 111 days of EVE and 90 days of multi-character training for 90 days
>2 plex
>less than $80

NO REGRETS.
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>nc. cuckolds fell for the bait
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>le blatant multiboxing special offers

Explain to me how the use of alts and multiboxing doesn't make Eve P2W.

hint: You can't. It's blatant P2W
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>>147110581
eventually when they want a more active experience they start multiboxing too. They also start running production and research spreadsheets, they transport stuff or hire people to transport stuff. They set up citadels, take corporation responsibilitys like managing SRP, ore buybacks, running mining ops etc.

I understand why PvP pilots and exploration pilots might think "ITS THE WORST THING EVER AND NEEDS TO BE CHANGED RIGHT NOW". Its never the miners that are complaining about it though. That would be like me as a carebear null-minerbaby complaining about PvP that I literally never take part in. That just doesn't make any sense to me.
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>>147112763
How does it make the game better for everyone else? I guess thats the part I'm missing.
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>>147119613
Gib video nigga.
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>>147122650
Well I certainly would like to do mining, but as someone with 1 account and a desire to do something active, and a desire to make decent isk, mining isn't even an option
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what are the new cerebral attribute things called?
can you buy them?
I can t find them
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>>147122995
So you wouldn't like to do mining. You just like the idea of the lore based aspect of being a resource gatherer.
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>>147123117
asklepian
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Problems with mining.

>Hulks, Mackinaws, Covetors, and Retrievers are pretty much useless for nullsec.
>Mining drones are shit.
>There is no mining gear thats better than the simple Modulated strip miner + mining upgrades
>Literally who uses the endurance mining frigate
>There is no dedicated mining MTU that allows selective tractoring of cans so that you can have multiple working in the same anomoly without taking other peoples cans.
>ore compression is probably a little overpowered. The fact that I can move almost two billion in ore in a single jump with a Miasmos is pretty retarded and low risk.
>I can have my mining command ships boosting from a PoS when they should be in the field doing mining command things.
>If you did have to boost from the field people would be dunking mining fleets and mining command ships at every opportunity and I don't know how you fix that.
>Most ships that people actually use for fleet combat rely more on exclusive blueprints(pirate faction mainly) or are tech two ships. Both of these have a relatively low mineral cost compared to the value of the hull. This means mining mostly fuels poorfag SRP's, Structures, and Capital Ship construction.
>ammunition is too cheap
>repairing a ship at a citadel should cost minerals
>mounting any sort of practical defense for a mining fleet is incredibly hard.

Idk maybe thats not really a problem because it should be risky. I wish there was steps I could take to make it at least difficult for the people ganking instead of just having tanky ships with lots of drones. It seems like the more effort you put into trying to defend your mining fleet the more desirable and dank the ambush becomes though.
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>new mining strucures come out
>You can deploy them in the anomally
>You can tether your barges and capital ships to the structure while mining

Please god make it true.
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>>147124673
>>Hulks, Mackinaws, Covetors, and Retrievers are pretty much useless for nullsec.
They are useless even in hisec because lol no ehp. And the ehp jump to skiff is so bizzare that skiff pvp actually exists.
>>Mining drones are shit.
Yes. Let's see what the Rorq's mining fighters gonna be.
>>There is no mining gear thats better than the simple Modulated strip miner + mining upgrades
And there is only so many types of ore you mine. I guess variable gear might come if mining would become more active?
>>Literally who uses the endurance mining frigate
I do for shatterred ice mining. It's mememoney tho.
>>ore compression is probably a little overpowered. The fact that I can move almost two billion in ore in a single jump with a Miasmos is pretty retarded and low risk.
>t1 hauler
>low risk

>>I can have my mining command ships boosting from a PoS when they should be in the field doing mining command things.
>>If you did have to boost from the field people would be dunking mining fleets and mining command ships at every opportunity and I don't know how you fix that.
You'd be surprised how often orca actually sits in belt
>>Most ships that people actually use for fleet combat rely more on exclusive blueprints(pirate faction mainly) or are tech two ships. Both of these have a relatively low mineral cost compared to the value of the hull. This means mining mostly fuels poorfag SRP's, Structures, and Capital Ship construction.
T2 runs on moonshit which is autism on another level.
>>ammunition is too cheap
It's t1, it's shit, therefore cheap
>>repairing a ship at a citadel should cost minerals
Why?
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>>147124673
>>I can have my mining command ships boosting from a PoS when they should be in the field doing mining command things.
They did this because NO ONE in nullsec would ever run their rorquals or orcas in the belts out of raw fear of blops drops
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>>147125485
At least you can use the hulk if you have balls of steel in highsec or you set up in literal nowhere space. In nullsec the hulk and the mackinaw get shit on by the rats that warp in. Well you might be able to tank the mackinaw for rats but its not going to be better than the skiff since ore hold doesn't really matter for large ops.

>Why?
I like having more autistic things to manage over having less autistic things to manage. It gets me rock hard whenever I think of the spreadsheets keeping track of hundreds of systems worth of pos fuel timers. If there was the need to keep minerals stocked in station for repairs, fresh clones stocked and produced, and various other things like doctrine ships and equipment, ammunition etc then there would be even more room for error in regards to logistics for EVE warfare.

I want systems to be able to be lost because jimmy forgot or was too lazy to stock the clone bay. I don't support the argument for "Lel why are we makin job harder for people dat do shit jubs? XD XD" because I don't like the idea of slowly altering parts of the game until wars can be effectively fought by only casualfag PvP memberbases.

I mean I understand that the combat pilots win battles. But the coolest part of EVE has historically been the fact that winning wars always boiled down to logistics, miners, people that manage PR and group relations, people that move fleets to staging systems etc. Shit like that is what makes EVE feel real.
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>>147124673
>>Hulks, Mackinaws, Covetors, and Retrievers are pretty much useless for nullsec.
yes, they have absolutely no respectable tank what so ever and aren't worth the increased mining yield
>>Mining drones are shit.
absolutely.
>>There is no mining gear thats better than the simple Modulated strip miner + mining upgrades
lack of variety = stagnation I agree
>>Literally who uses the endurance mining frigate
its extremely niche for wormholes, it aligns really quick
>>There is no dedicated mining MTU that allows selective tractoring of cans so that you can have multiple working in the same anomoly without taking other peoples cans.
yea its dumb, the orca does this though
>>ore compression is probably a little overpowered. The fact that I can move almost two billion in ore in a single jump with a Miasmos is pretty retarded and low risk.
hauling 2b in a t1 hauler is NOT "low risk"
>>I can have my mining command ships boosting from a PoS when they should be in the field doing mining command things.
People do this in highsec, but never in null, you'd never be able to have a rorqual or orca in the field
>>If you did have to boost from the field people would be dunking mining fleets and mining command ships at every opportunity and I don't know how you fix that.
>>Most ships that people actually use for fleet combat rely more on exclusive blueprints(pirate faction mainly) or are tech two ships. Both of these have a relatively low mineral cost compared to the value of the hull. This means mining mostly fuels poorfag SRP's, Structures, and Capital Ship construction.
What? T2 ships have HUGE costs in their build requirements
>>ammunition is too cheap
no its not fuck off
>>repairing a ship at a citadel should cost minerals
No it shouldn't fuck off, that'd jump the cost of minerals and demand huge
>>mounting any sort of practical defense for a mining fleet is incredibly hard.
because there is no defense for a poor solo miner beyond being a procurer
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>>147104250
i tried fighting an astero at an exploration site as an astero, but he was pvp fit and i was exploration fit. only reason i tried to take him was because his character was only a few months old and I figured I had at least quadruple SP in skills that he did.

I knew what I was getting into, and I forgot about it a day later until I read this post. It doesn't bother me.
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>1 tick
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anybody Jump Freighter here
how do you deliver to deep null stations - I might have a deal with a nullsec group, upto twice daily but they're two mids in without npc stations

what do, just try and get another deal with the guys that own those stations or what
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why don't the proc/skiff have mining drone yield bonus's?
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>>147131086
I would cut business, unless they're paying you a fucking amazing rate its NEVER a good idea to jump into stationless systems EVER

You could set up your citadels or pos's in those empty systems and use those as jumping points
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>>147108280
im gonna do this but i need to figure out what i could use the 90 days for

any suggestions
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>>147132405
play Taimanin Yukikaze or ASTA during the 90
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>>147132968
I hope thats Thukker, nigga.
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>mfw Amarr need Thukker cap batteries to work
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>>147133385
poor kitten

;_;
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>>147133649
was it born with a lack of oxygen?
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>>147133385
>you have been forcibly pulled from your t3 cruiser
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>>147133964
It's a brain defect.
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Ok, so about that active mining.

what if the curent mining ships stay the same to not enrage the lazy and chill folks and multiboxers but another t2 mining frig would be added that is made for the active mining?

Based on your actual skills, not sp, you'd be able to fill the hold much quicker and it would actually make ninja mining ore or ice in WHs more "ninja" because now even if you get there sneaky and fast, you still waste time just sitting there and doing nothing.
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>>147134516
but how will you make it active
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>>147134606
Minigame. Can't really think of of anything else. The hacking minigame allows you to crack anything even in a t1 scanfrig if you know wtf are you doing, so something similar, but for rocks.
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>faction variant gives you better effectiveness and about half the powergrid/cpu usage

ok ccp
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>not stacking all
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>>147138027
nice worthless garbo
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>>147138027
with that haul, certainly not your wallet balance
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>how to fix mining

I don't know, but I'd like to see cheeky mining frigates being a thing not just for poors and gas mining. instead of just having a big stack of barges or whatever sucking away at the best ore, it'd be cool if there was much more valuable things spread around the place, where if you're slow as shit you'll be less effective at picking it up than a mining frigate
and yes, I do want to fly a prospect in enemy space and steal their shit
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>>147139256
There is nothing wrong with mining.
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>>147139394
yes there is
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>>147140419
I'd bet isk that you don't actually mine
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>mining is profitable i swear!
>you have to isbox 20 accounts tho lol
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>>147140527
yes, we know that you, person with 20 afk mining alts, don't want there to be active mining because that would compromise your braindead playstyle

unfortunately your personal wishes and sunk costs aren't important to the future of the game, and the future of the game needs mining to not be shit
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>>147140660
I've yet to see any "solutions" that aren't equivalent to a captcha. The fix mining spergs are a vocal minority who ignore the fact that the game is on life support from 75% of the playerbase being afk high sec miners.
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EVE is never going to be fixed, just live with it for the remaining year or two until it dies losers
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>omg i have to make some effort to mine what horror. shit solution
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You just can't fix mining. It is an inherently boring and tedious prcocess and coming up with some sort of "minigame" wouldn't help at all.

Take exploration as an example. I liked it for the first dozens of hacks but after that, it becomes even worse than just skillchecking and afkin for 1 min to passively open the can.

You either enjoy the current AFK mining because you can engage in the game on alts or just play/do something else entirely.

Captchas wouldn't solve anything. What exactly is wrong with a 40 alt mining setup? Just nerf highsec mining then.
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>>147140924
I don't mind a change, just not the captcha-tier bullshit people suggest. That is not fun or engaging, and CCP is wise to ignore those tards.
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>thank god ccp won't endanger my multiboxing supremacy
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>>147141047
I think rather than nerf highsec mining they should buff lowsec mining considerably

but I live in lowsec and enjoy shooting at miners
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Nullsec mining buff is coming with the rorqual revamp

MINING FIGHTERS AND FLEET INVINCIBILITY BOIS
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>>147141338
Citadels can reprocess/refine right? Surely it just got a buff because you can have an astrahus in every fucking system
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>>147140924
I put lots of effort into mining.

>I keep a dozen barges fit with mining crystals
>I keep my rorqual fueled with heavy water
>I launch accounts, assign drones, bookmark warp ins, set up enormous freight containers, drag and drop ore constantly while switching between screens and keeping eyes on local and intel so I'm ready to fleet warp at a moments notice.
>I haul, compress, and ship ore creating buybacks or selling to buyers.
>I move my fleet around and reinforce indexes that are getting low (one index got dangerously low which is why you see the pleb ores existent)
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>>147141520
like I said before, the only people who cry to fix mining are people who rat and get isk auto deposited into their wallet.
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>>147141406
They can reprocess, compress, build, and research. I'm not sure how much different that actually is from having a large PoS up before though.

whether they buff mining or not is of little concern though. Mining is one of the only professions in EVE that is absolutely and completely tied to the sandbox.

I'd say trading and exploration are also linked in much the same way. It will still be subject to the same balance levels of supply and demand. If it becomes easier or safer to mine then mining will just be less valuable.
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I'd love a game with ruthless engaging pvp, but Eve isn't it. Scouting alts make travel way too safe, and gate games make pvp oddly consensual for a "ruthless non-casual mmo".

The fact that some fits are ill-advised for pvp purely because "nobody will fight you" says a lot about how hardcore Eve pvp is. It's just preying on noobs and doing elaborate mating dances so maybe you can have a consensual fight with people who have a clue.
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>>147139256
>it'd be cool if there was much more valuable things spread around the place, where if you're slow as shit you'll be less effective at picking it up than a mining frigate

Exploration is already in the game, why the fuck would I want exploration again but skinned differently? Why would you want two professions having literally the exact same gameplay? The thing that makes mining cool is that its expandable and industrious, its not about moving around constantly, its about setting up shop and then getting camped, or raking in the ISK.

When people call mining a braindead profession they always fail to mention the fact that exploration which people proclaim as "Pve done right" requires little to no commitment at any point. You can just hop in a frigate and fly anywhere and the only dangers you face are people hunting you while you chose to be in dangerous space. Mining you have to join a group, set up shop, and basically wear a target on your back for as long as you mine and people know EXACTLY where you are and when you are doing it. Its not fast income where you can sneak a site and escape, you have to be deployed and constantly out in space exposing yourself to danger.
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>>147142129
nooo wait, you haven't seen the t3c f1 blobs that define fleet combat!

it's very strategically deep and sandboxish, you magically teleport the entire fleet across the galaxy with a titan bridge, bypassing the gates and warp mechanics that you have to abide in all other aspects of gameplay just so nullsec megablocs can force-project so easily that every fight becomes an attrition battle of who has the bigger blob
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>>147142129
Oddly accurate.

Though an arranged fight can still be a thrilling experience. What you are looking for probably doesn't exist.

You want people to not want to engage you but still be able to have 50:50 chance of winning. Either both sides know they can fight or one side can't and flees or is caught.
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>>147142318
>nullsec megablocs can force-project so easily
t. someone who doesn't read patch notes
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>>147142361
>>147142129
thats nice and all, but any and every game will have alts, and theres nothing you can do about it
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>>147142210
making a fun niche for mining frigates, and another pvp-related thing you can do in enemy space isn't bad. this wouldn't stop you having your massive autism farm
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Why can't there just be special high-yield asteroids added to exploration?
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Also another misconception is that mining is "low risk", no its actually incredibly high risk to the point that often the best solution when hostiles are in space is to just dock up and not even try because you're just asking to lose an entire mining fleet.

Maybe if mining while hostiles are in space was less literal suicide then people would be less risk averse to it. As it stands now the reward for the risk is too low to gamble.
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>>147142464
Sure but you can minimize them. It would be trivially easy for CCP to reduce alt prevalence to <0.1%.

Hardware IDs, windows IDs, any game can read your registry. There's a whole lot of shit to use for flagging someone as an alt.
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>>147142630
>Also another misconception is that mining is "low risk", no its actually incredibly high risk to the point that often the best solution when hostiles are in space is to just dock up and not even try because you're just asking to lose an entire mining fleet.

sounds like multiboxing is high-risk, anon. mining is low risk. any monkey can look for a new name to appear in local then press dscan until they leave. with a second monitor you can also do other shit while doing that.
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>>147142361
>What you are looking for probably doesn't exist.
Yeah, I don't see an obvious easy fix either. Any potential changes bring their own set of issues.

>>147142464
Eve brings alts to a whole new level. Multiboxing in most games is super rare, not something half the population engages in. You can do a lot of things to prevent it, particularly in Eve where you can't grind back to you former SP in a month after a ban, but I doubt the game will survive the loss in subscription numbers.
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>>147142651
oh, i realize. but perhaps they have done the math, and would not be able to continue eve without those subs.
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The risk is much greater in the fleet scenario then in the single proc scenario. Not in ISK efficient per say because you would make a larger amount of money during the risked time with a larger fleet. But if you lose a fleet to a drop they are much more likely to come back and camp your space. I doubt a single barge would even get noticed.

>>147142832
Forgive me because I am bias but do people want to fix multiboxing because its just gay or something? I can understand that and maybe the game would be a lot better that it is right now if no one could ever multibox ever. But even when I didn't multibox I never saw it as something game breaking or annoying, or unbalancing in EVE.
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>>147143215
I don't think the multiboxing itself is what's shit, it's the game mechanics that lend themselves to it
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>>147143215
It's casual multiboxing that I take issue with, particularly scout alts. If someone's willing to do the logistics and control of a mining fleet's worth of characters by themselves, more power to them.
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The problem with mining is that you either go full autism with 20 accounts or don't do it. Small scale mining doesn't exist.
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Polarized Deep Core Mining Laser when?
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>>147143441
>>147143215
The game really baits you to make alts, true. Its partly a game mechanic and partly a business decision cuz muh shekels.

I highly doubt there will be any changes regarding multiaccounting, ever.
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Polarized DDA when?
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>>147144284
A special vector targeted mega-doomsday which strips away the titan's resists after it's fired would be really cool. High risk high reward.
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>still no target painter bombs
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>>147144609
I meant drone damage amp.
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>still no ECM bombs
>still no stasis webifier bombs
>still no warp disruptor bombs
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>>147020367

That's Kate pre anhero attempt
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there are ecm bombs m8
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just fly a super with burst projector
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>still no polarized bombs
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>>147026972
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>still no gas condesing bomb
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>tfw no mining bomb
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>still no strip gasser
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>still no true sansha fox girls
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>>147104250
This feel is worse than being podded
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>>147104250
web and shoot the drones mane :(
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p-polarized catgirl
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>he """plays""" in nullsec
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who are you quoting
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>>147118012
tishu babbies can't even do shit without PL supers handholding
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>revelation is best dread now

how did this happen
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>>147097139
>phil post
Please don't
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>>147150341
>now
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>>147151051
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>still no polarized long range weapons
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>no polarized rapid lights sacrilege
>no polarized arty vagabond
>no polarized arty machariel
>no polarized beams vengeance
>no polarized beams punisher
why even live.
>>
Can Matari people go to heaven?
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>>147153992
Can Maqari go to heaven?
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>join Certified-Organic corp
>sign up on services page
>set up API with highest mask, (they can even read my Jita whore diaries)
>set up TS3 auth from services
>download TS3
>set up Mumble auth from services
>Download Mumble
>set up forums account from services
>please use this info to log into forums and then set up forum-API link
>k
>set up Discord
>Need to make a Discord account first
>k
>Set up Discord auth
>Download Discord
>error, contact our helpdesk pilots in-game
>k
>Set up Jabber
>Download Pidgin
>Set up Skype
>Update Skype, 800mb of ram skype.exe running in the background
>Set up ISBoxer for my Jita whore muktitasking
>Log into Slack
>Error Slack not found
>Blame Mussah
>Set up Facebook corp group (requirement to file for SRP)
>Go lose a ship and link a KM to authenticate the SRP program
>Lose my Arty Vagabond
>ok.
>File Arty Vagabond for SRP
>Denied
>Not a Corp fitting
>okey.
>PINGPIGPING
>QUICK COMMS #3 TIME TO HIT TOWER EVERYONE GET ON NAGAS
>No Naga in new home system
>"C-can I bring my RF Cap Battery Vengeance"?
>"Yes you can bring Attack Frigates but you need to download the new Attack Frigate mumble plugin v0.2 first anon go to this link anon https://a.cocaine.ninja/fvxpoy.exe"
>...O-okey ...I-is it safe?
>"Also make sure you download the new Windoes 10 only Discord Overlay, link is somewhere on the forums."
>Cool
>Searching Forums
>Access Denied: Need additional APIs
>Set up my Jita whore API so I can make it to the fleet
>"Ok everyone undoc- anon are you really a Jita whore"?
>New program has to update, doesn't ask for permission.
>Reboot PC
>Corp channel blinking
>Alliance channel blinking
>Director wants to start new conversation
>Pidgin blinking
>Discord blinking, stops responding
>Skype blinking and using 2gb of ram
>TS3 blinking
>Mumble blinking, tackle comms mumble plugin going nuts
>Forums notifications blinking
>new Facebook message on your wall.
>ANNNOOOON GET ON COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMSSSSS
>My mind slowly drifts into the abyss.
>>
>>147154496
>set up API with highest mask, (they can even read my Jita whore diaries)
they should advertise this game to voyeurs
no need to thank me CCP
>>
You have to design new t2 ship line.
Like all t2 nowadays it must have a specific feature or ability, not just more ehp and damage like hacs.
Bonus points: Its not mael\hyper\rokh\abbadon line.
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>>147144837
>>
>>147155739
T2 Naga
2 Highs, 1 turret
Role bonus: snipey faggot shit 1000% bonus to turret damage.
>>
>>147155739
Battleships with smartbomb range bonuses

Battleships with bonuses to use of small weapons of the appropriate type (RLML Khanid Abaddon)

Gurista faction hauler with Rattle-like drone bonuses to heavy drones, named Viper
>>
>>147153620
they'd need more penalty or a different penalty, since they can operate from out of range
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>khanid
>>
>there are people IN THIS VERY THREAD who fly any ships other than Caldari, with hand crafted shields folded many times
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>>147160153
>hourly
you need to step it up and make it every 5 minutes
>>
>>147160153
Why aren't you flying the objectively much cooler and more mythical Rokh?
>>
>>147160435
>that guy without a seabeast skin
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>>147160501
but the rokh is a bird
>>
nice, my 144hz monitor is here
time to frag some noobs in cockpit mode, wonder how many headshots i can get?
>>
>headshotting
>>
le ccp faec

>clear 500 of the same sites and recieve some great cool swag that comes in a golden crate
>oooh aaaaah
>literaly 100k SP in an accelerator for spending a hundred hours doing the same tast over and over again

When you wonder why ded gaem, remember this.
>>
>ded gaem meme
>>
>>147161172
thanks for posting friend
>>
>>147160153
Isnt raven is the smallest battleship?
>>
>jita market ded even at peak hour

this game is so fucking dead
>>
>>147162615
finally, then /eog/ will go back to what it used to be.
>>
>>147162615
they banned a lot of bots spamming in jita
>>
Are Flex Hardeners worth using at all?
>>
>>147164040
No not really, they're pretty weak for omni resists and their scripted hardener is worse than a dead space hardener, and a dead space hardener of the highest caliber is simply better
>>
>>147164040
none of the capbabbies I know use it
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>mfw I see a jitawhores 70+ RP chat window layout for the first time
>RPing with clients
>Chatting regulary with some people
>Corp related info about insta warps
>Private chats advising someone how to RP a sex scene in a seperate chat with 16 people reading and presumably paying to be in there

How deep does this rabbit hole go?
>>
>>147166078
I dont want to know the Truth.
>>
>>147166078
Just stop. You don't want to know where it leads.
>>
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>>147166078
link/ss?
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>>147167963
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>bjornbee
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>>147167963
>>
what should i do with a 90 day alt
>>
>FC calls for ANI.
>Bring an ANI
>Kicked and blacklisted from fleet.
>>
>>147170643

>not blacklisting shit fc's
>>
>>147170435
incursion alt so you can fag it up in highsec
PI meme alts
covert cyno/bomberman
mining shit (wololo)
shit leadership alt
bull
>>
>>147170435
Trade alt
DST alt
FW shitter
>>
>>147171267
>>147171482

PI is probably gonna suck now cause of this deal

i'm a retard and don't know how to trade efficiently
>>
>>147171620
PI is probably going to suck already because it got super inflated during citadel, so lots of people made PI alts. I expect it to tank below previous levels for a bit until those people quit
>>
>>147171620
i fucking suck at trade too but im in a wicked sick wormhole corp where i can buy/sell shit from/to other people
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>yfw a member of the dangerous group known as tengoo warps to you
>yfw it's "maneater" Maqari
>>
>>147103548
I remember one of the old CCP code wizards saying he experimented with upping the rate to 2hz and it made everything so much more enjoyable. Then he left CCP.
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>>147173334
>yfw he comes in like a wrecking ball
>>
tp v
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dead
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>>147178143
>amarr
>>
>>147174018
You forgot to shop a panther over the ball
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>mfw somebody from Oruze Cruise just applied to snuff

m8, you better check yourself before I reveal your identity on /eog/
>>
wait are there unironic snuff fags here
>>
>>147179990
Hilariously yes. I wonder what they do when they aren't camping gates?
>>
>>147179868
I bet it's Maqari
>>
>>147179868
dont slurp m8
>>
>>147173702
>source:my ass
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>>147180729
source his memory
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>>147179868

Tell us so we know who the Oruze PL cuck is.
>>
>>147179990
>>147180240
t. waffles
>>
>waffles
>relevant to anything
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>>147016731
Hi guise, I just bought premium package off of steam

what faction is good?

I've flown amarr up to about an omen and caldari as far as cormorant (which is like day 3) and only ever tasted what the galantian destroyer was like. My favorite out of all of those was the kestral, but I've flown the fuck outta those.

So Gals are dronebabbies, Minos are fast and poor, as far as I undersatnd.

Which is it gonna be?

P.s. is this really what the game looks like now?
>>
>>147182375
no, that's just some guy's drawing

the best race is the one you like the most
>>
>>147182483
So, Caldari missile-choking faggots with a hardon for explosions?
>>
>>147180729
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1570777

Read veritas posts and don't be a prick, Anon.
>>
>>147182810
>As you say, there's a lot of elements in the game that would benefit from smoother physics.

>I remember one of the old CCP code wizards saying he experimented with upping the rate to 2hz and it made everything so much more enjoyable.

These are entirely different statements.
>>
>>147183512
>I've tested it personally and it does make a much snappier experience, not only tightening up some of the timings as you mention.

Imagine being able to double click in space and getting an immediate response. That'd be enjoyable.
>>
>>147184732
Sure, I agree. I can understand why upping the tick rate isn't a priority though.
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WAIT A MINUTE

is there a way to check out what characters are tied to what account?

I'm about to reactivate and I've forgotten which one of my accounts was gifted thirty billion when some guy was hopped up on coke flashing cash around the station.
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>super hostile enemy corp enters our wormhole and starts harrassing with stealth bombers
>quickly escalates after some corp members piss them off
>next thing they bring in a POSkiller fleet and log it off in space
>CEO says our only chance is for negotiations to succeed or for the small chance that he might be able to get help from TEST
>>
>>147187856
>from TEST

ahahahahaha
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yo this event is fucking
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>>147188990
enjoy the grind to 750 sites for the gold crate, cuck.
>>
>>147189149
the things from the crate are bop. you have to do this to get them, otherwise i would just buy them with my 300k starting job
>>
>>147186259
Because there's no reason to
>>
>>147189373
yeah but it'd wouldnt be that difficult to do
>>
>>147189661
You don't do shit for no reason

1hz isn't broken so don't fix it
>>
>>147189845
nigga CSGO is 120HZ how can you not see how 1hz is broken af?
>>
>it wouldn't be that difficult

yeah they just go onto their server (which runs windows xp), and open up c:\eve.ini and find tickrate=1, then set it to 2
>>
>>147189968
>>147190075

wew
>>
>CSGO

>this is literally their argument
>>
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I think this account is rounding a decade old. Too bad I lost the name; not that long ago it was still reserved.
>>
>Amarr
>>
>500 sites
>>
>hurrr what do you think our players will like? what about making them do between 500-750 of the same sites over and over again for them to receive 100k SP accelerator and two ingame clothes?
>>
>content
>>
raven
>>
>sandbox

what did he mean by this?
>>
>he
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>squirrelgirls
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>>147187856

No, your only hope is to unanchor your shit and move out. You're fucked.
>>
>>147194461
Do you think the Gallente have made wolfgirls yet?
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>Waffles
>>
>small gang roam forms up
>he asks if he can not bring a maller
>>
>>147194983
no but sansha is working on them.
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>Citadel grids still buggy as fuck
>>
>>147201169
tell me some more about this
>>
Hello, my name is Gorski Car.
>>
>>147202406

post killmails.
>>
>>147203162

Thankfully I did not lose my ship but got stuck in a tunnel jumping to a cyno on a citadel and somehow ended up 45,000km from the cyno when the grid finally loaded. Drones can still bug out too but much less often thankfully.
>>
>>147180240
Kill NC. titans
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>>147202619
not much is known. but they have released concept images.
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>he doesn't live in lowsec
>he isn't a pirate
>he doesn't fly solo or small gang with the occasional alliance fleet to kill faggots in titans
>>
>>147205072
Is this the real reason the 4 empires crusaded Stain?
>>
>>147205072

>they finally create a wolf-human hybrid race
>not werewolves, just ears and tail and canines/claws
>all the empires have finally had enough and send half their respective militaries accompanied by capsuleer mercenaries
>a single ship crewed by only wolfgirls and boys escapes into wormhole space
>any capsuleer that finds it and can temporarily hold it will get their very own wolfgirl/boy

Someone pitch this idea to CCP.
>>
>>147205792
it would have been a good enough reason for me
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>>147205461
Hello fellow lowsec brother! Let's do some great lowsec small gang pvp on the Norv gate in Tama!
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WHAT THE FUCK SNUFF KILELD MORE TITANS? FUCK THIS SHITTY BLOB ALLIANCE

OUR LEADERS PRETEND TO RESET THEN WE INSTANTLY REBLUE TO A THOUSHAND MAN BLOB BECAUSE WE CNANOT STOP A BUNCH OF SHITTY GATECAMPERS ON OUR OWN

SNUFF ARE FUCKING HACKERS THIS 'TOOL' THEY KEEP RUNNING NEEDS TO BE NBANNED
>>
>>147205947
>t. salty faggot who got popped by snuff
>>
>>147205992
t. autistic gate camper
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>>147205957
Thanks for the titan kills boyo
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>>147205957
10/10 post
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>>147206120
Did they get your pod too faggot?
>>
>>147205957
what tool
>>
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>>147206251
No, I used to gate camp with the GREAT PERUNGA. It's gay and cancerous but Snuff pilots love that shit.
>>
>blob babbies in this very thread
the mere thought of it is disgusting and you have the gall to call yourselves """""""pvpers""""""" too

>>147206493
>ruining retards day by blapping their frig full of stupid shit
>not fun
>>
>sitting semi-afk on a gate while PERUNGA engages in coke fueled rants is "fun"

Snuff everyone.
>>
>amarr
>>
nobody even mentioned amarr, memeposter
>>
I did
>>
>>147205901
>let's all go steal sansha's wolfgirls
comfy crusade desu
>>
>>147208862
id rather join them honestly
i already drive their ships
maybe they wont notice if i just warp in and be like hey guys, did we figure out how to make them wag their tails yet? heh heh, just gonna go into the lab real quick, gotta get back to work
>>
>>147208862
No wonder Sansha invaded highsec he wants his wolf girls back from those bullies
>>
no you didnt
>>
>>147209196
>id rather join them honestly
that's a downside desu you get your head stuffed full of implants and suddenly the computer does all the thinking for you and all you'd do all day is serve sansha-chan
>>
Fuck me, I got downvoted to oblivion for posting a joke comment in /r/eve. It's pretty badly downvotes and I can't stop thinking about it. Does the pain ever go away?
>>
>>147209728
yeah youre right. fiiiiiiine just crusade them, jeez why do they have to be so complicated
>>
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did you get your 10k sp today anon-chan?
>>
>>147212579
t. cucked by a game company
>>
>>147160501
>he doesn't know that rokh has also the skin
>>
do shields work like cap where they regen faster when theyre missing more?
>>
>>147215617
yes
>>
>>147215617
c
>>
>>147215617
top shield regen is around 32%-33%. if you can break it past that it drops quickly. if you can't get it to that, you're not breaking it.
>>
>>147215963
oh so if it goes below that % it actually starts to decrease?
>>
you know, people always say to follow your dreams, but every time i try that i end up in jail.
thats why ive decided to go for worlds fattest man.

me, now
>>
Goodnight dog
>>
Tactical Shield Manipulation V, yes/no
CloakingV, yes/no
>>
>>147220902
nah
ye
>>
>>147220902
yes
lol
>>
>>147221151
>>147221279
What did you mean by this?
>>
guys which ship is the bigger meme
tengu, or gila? i cant figure it out
>>
>>147220902
You're gonna trigger some kinda autism fest by asking about TSM 5
>>
>>147221503
Tsm V is good. cloaking V is meme unless you for whatever reason want the concord cloak
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>>147220071
>>
>>147222532
Why? TSM 5 seems good
>>
>>147223317
OK, if you truly don't know, the argument behind TSM V is that you can maintain a higher recharge rate at level 4 thanks to damage leakthrough. At tsm 5 your shield will be depleted to 0% with every shot and lower your overall EHP.
>>
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Tengu-chan a cutest
>>
can you load a characters ui to another character
>>
>>147226782
youre nuts, proteus-tan best girl
>>
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>tfw it fits
>>
RRLs when?
>>
Rapid Torpedo Launchers when?
Rapid Cruise Missile Launchers when?
Rapid Bomb Launchers when?
>>
Why is the Garmur allowed to exist?
>>
because Garmurs can beat Hurricanes
>>
>Hurricanes
Go back to 2012
>>
>>147228449
there are rapid torps
>>
>>147229413
can they be fit into bombers?
>>
>>147229485
can rapid lights be fit to frigs?
can rapid heavy missiles be fit to cruisers?
>>
>>147229562
They should be
>>
all rapids and haws removed when?
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>hey guys instead of fixing the other missile platforms we just introduce better versions of it

the fozzmaister is truly a mysterious being
>>
>fixing other missile platforms

you mean fixing links, since that's 90% of the problem
>>
>>147229867
never you retard
>>
>it's the "rapid missiles aren't broken" guy
>>
>it's the "rapid missiles are broken" gal
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>rapid missiles are ok
>>
>xe uses missiles unironically
>>
>>147232752
fozzie told me theyre good
>>
>he needs someone to tell him whats good
>not flying the superior above all scorch vaga
>>
>>147232860
Fozzie meem'd you, Caldari are a meme.
>>
>he
>>
>memes
>>
kev it's almost time
>>
for your prostate exam
>>
i swear my medium drones miss cruisers more than frigs, whats goin on here
am i just noticing coincidentally?
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>drones
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>missiles
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Kevin you faggot we need a thread.
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>Artillery
>Autocannons
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>gas mining
>empty local
>mfw
>>
>tfw on comms
>tfw gas problems
>tfw everyone laughs because I have to fart when I talk
>>
>k-space gas
>>
>>147234583
https://www.fuzzwork.co.uk/ore/gas.html

enjoy those sleepers m8 I'll be here huffing viridian cyto :^)
>>
>no one even made a thread turing server downtime
come ON guys
there had to be someone here not using the break to get food, take a shit, wank it, etc

was there no one at all??????
>>
you could make the thread kevin
>>
go fuck yourself thomas
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new thred

>>147235507
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