/utg/ - Undertale General

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Nth for Omega.

>dad
more like shitposting edition

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xth for the sexy fish

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sans

>>146988734
t. charafag

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Nth for robot and nervous burg

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cute goat

>>146988820
i don't know if i hate you more because you're right or because you called it out that quickly

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>>146988734
You want some fresh dad? I just found this picture and I think its cute

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I want to hug crateanon in his crate

>>146988884
i am winner

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10623728

>>146989000
fuck off with your cancerous meme

>>146989000
Aww, thanks anon, that's sweet! I wanna hug you too!

>>146989000
I want to put crateanon into a bigger crate, and then slowly unbox that crate.

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The goat be cute.

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C haraN ation!

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>>146989040
>Charafags are anti-Asgore now
That's a shame, there was always that one cool Charafag that liked him and they were a bro. Got a lot of fresh pictures from them.

threadly grope reminder

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soft toriel

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nth for Charrator.

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Would you?

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>>146989194

>>146989176
i don't get it

>>146989350
Would I not be within a 20 foot radius of this demon if at all possible?

You bet.

>>146989287
>chara geeking out over edgegoat

i love it

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Void~

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>>146989679

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>>146989679
the goop

>>146989000
METTATON NO
THAT'S A NITRO CRATE YOU FUCKING FOOL

>>146989834
It's okay, he's a robot. They're basically like cars or something, right? Nitro makes cars go faster.

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>>146989210
i'm not antiasgore
the poll was fair and balanced.

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It was posted last thread, but I did a bleat. Does it sound good?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Id8YyHGMfT

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>>146989350
Where did you find this photo of Frick?

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A Spoder for every thread!

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MKid!
And Alphys!
I already know what you're going to post. Don't.

>>146989943
Wait I thought /sp/ider anon was dead.

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>>146989910
well

cuddles won so I'll forgive you

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>>146989679
Void!

>>146989912
I thought this died two threads after it started.

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>>146989679

>>146990063
>Someone who posts spooder must be spideranon

>>146989040
vore is memes and memes are shitposting
You literally have three of the same thing here.

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>>146989912
mildly adequate

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nice

>>146989912
mää

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>>146990081
all of my polls have fair options i have integrity and will not make a poll with out both negative and positive options.

>>146990170
gonna kiss that rabbit

!!!IMPORTANT POLL!!!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10623874
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623874
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623874
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623874
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623874

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>>146990016
I was going to ask "is it a vore thing" but then I remembered.

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>>146990397
Its actually just me and not the rest of the dadfags, they're all cool desu

>>146990129
>implying anyone else posts the daemon

Living in the city

You know you have to survive~

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>>146990281
kiss the rabbit

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>>146990443
I wasn't lying when I said I knew, bucko.

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>>146990138
Oh but sir i disagree.
Memes-is a art it's making a picture or joke and turning it into a part of the fabric of the being that is the fandom
Vore-is a fetish and as such get's it's own name and credit and consequences.
Shitposting-well it's shitposting it usually has nothing to do with memes and is not restricted to simple memes or fetish posting and there for is it's own thing.

>>146990397
t. dadfag poster

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Would you rather castrate your favorite character or have them castrate you?

>>146990397
>no "both are equally horrid and should be gunned down in front of their families" option
I think you're the cancerous one friend.

Actually important poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623898

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>>146990397
IT'S NECK AND NECK

>>146990687
I don't understand how the second option is winning, the fourth one makes much more sense.

>>146990397
inb4 dadfags bot again at the last minute

Wait why do we hate momfags and dadfags again?

>>146990902
There faggots but not gay faggots like the botfags just faggots.

>>146990902
Domestic abuse

>>146990701
>It's neck and neck
>dadags instantly get 5 votes out of nowhere
lol

>>146990902
least ironic characterfags

>>146990902
Asriel and Chara trying to keep their parents from getting back together. It was a rocky relationship, the kids know best.

>>146990902
Momfags are weird and rude to dadfags.
Dadfags are delusional and have horrible taste.

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Don't click!

>>146991048
It was neck and neck for all of 10 seconds at best.

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>>146990103
If Gaster is a Dadster, do you think he cared very much for his sons? Or was he a workaholic and possible mad scientist?

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>>146989241

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M E M E

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>>146991203
Oh hey my ship of choice

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>>146990397
>>146990701
That seems definitive enough

Dadfags confirmed worse then Momfags

>>146989241
Hugging soft mommy!
Soft mommy's back, all hard and not soft at all!
Mommy explaining that doesn't grow back on scar tissue!

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What would it feel like to have Asriel get your soul?

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Food poisoning blows.
Everyone doing alright this afternoon?

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>>146990397
>only the goat parents
We all know the true cancer.

>>146991310
Like one of those dreams where your body feels numb and sluggish and you're falling endlessly.

IE fucking unpleasant you dumbass

>>146991293
>neck and neck
>dadfags instantly get 8 votes

are momfags really this pathetic?

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Tell me about your headcanons.

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>>146991048
I didn't even notice it until someone posted that.
>>146991367
It's night, but yeah, I'm good now.

Have a sexy.

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>>146991367
I got food poisoning once in college, shit sucked and I was pretty much vomiting non-stop and wanted to die
I'm doing okay and i'm pretty comfy at the moment though i'm wondering why people are trying to push the momfags vs dadfags thing so hard.

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>>146991367
>pic is chara
>file name is deathreport EX
What

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>>146991293
>>146991462

I see whats going on here, They are trying to make a divide between goat posters.
False flagging mother fuckers.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10624016
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624016
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624016
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624016
DEFINITIVE EDITION

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>>146991249
oh man that's really nice

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>>146991254

>>146991468
orange soul was a girl
sans and asgore are roommates post TP
gaster was actually just really disliked and he left to get attention but no one cared

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>>146991662
pretty much

>>146991462
>>146991662
>Instant
>Implying
No matter how many of these polls seem to come up you two seem to try to cling to the idea that they're wrong every time.

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>>146991794
Nice try Jew, but you got to get up pretty early to goy this gal.

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>>146991686
>someone gives dadfags 6 votes out of nowhere
>in the span of less than a minute
>after THE FAGS WHO KEEP ASKING THIS already had 7 or so votes
Holy shit, the fake votes are real.

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>>146991590
it wound up in my mettaton folder somehow and i just ran with it
same with this one, and i was just too lazy to throw them into the chara folder i have

>>146991542
>why people are trying to push the momfags vs dadfags thing so hard
I'm honestly just ignoring it.

>>146991508
>It's night
Timezones. Oh, well, at least you're doing good.

>>146991990
>32 unique IPs
>18/21 votes on the polls
Delusional, much?

>ITT: People who don't know how to rig a strawpoll by switching a phone's data connection on and off

>>146991990
But there's nothing weird about that.

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>>146990517
I like the spider, I just never have a reason to post her.

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>>146991701
>mfw my internet should be stable again
if it isn't im shooting the verizon guy

also mlgriel

>>146992174
Exactly, this is why strawpolls can be shit. Not because they don't always update immediately. There are plenty of ways to rig a poll, but saying it's rigged because of that is pretty silly.

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>>146992076
>I'm honestly just ignoring it.
Yeah I'll just go back to comfy posting, didn't mean to start anything when I made the thread dad related, I just thought the picture was cute.

anyways fresh cute gif

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>>146992101
>>146992226
I was watching the poll, my nigga. Steady rate of 1 or two votes at once, and then suddenly "DADFAGS" jumps up to a full 6.
Learn to rig a poll right, morons. I've already rigged several of MSPG's fanfic polls.

>>146991771
> third
B-but Asgore missed him and refused to have another royal scientist for quite some time.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10624099

>>146992364
polls against dadfags don't even need rigging. feel free to keep living in your safe space bubble though

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Howdy Guys, Repostan the fics I finished over the last week.

Soft Spots: ToriGorey Tickling fic, which was a request.
http://pastebin.com/CijVjhtM

Bumps In the Night: Late night ToriGorey lewd, Toriel needs the night off
http://pastebin.com/L6MQSQhz

I'm probably gonna lay off the ToriGorey train for a while, so I'm down to take requests for other shit you guys want to see. Scaly Gaylies, Skeles, whatever the fuck you guys want.

Vote for Which Lewdfic you guys want:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10617470

Hope you all enjoy!

>>146992364
Are you really stupid? You can't vote more than once per IP and it takes a while to switch IPs, assuming you can. If it's quick burst of votes then it's more likely a legit vote.

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>>146992293
>>146991701
She's really nice.

You're all really nice.

>>146992367
he didnt refuse anon, he waited so long because he totally didnt care that gaster left and forgot about the position entirely

>>146992367
refresh my memory, when was that mentioned in the game, it's been a while

The poll to end all polls.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10624125
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624125
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624125

>>146992535
Write a Nicecream guy/ BP lewdfic!

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>>146992559
>and it takes a while to switch IPs
Literally three taps on a cellphone, anon. Turning off wifi and then turning the data connection on and off changes IP on most networks.

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>>146992535
>Doggo x Ice Wolf
How do you achieve this?

>>146992535
Wait Asgore wants dick in his tea?

>>146992727
Headcanon and faggotry
So really nothing new

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>>146992583

>>146992690
Three taps on a cellphone, and time for it to connect/disconnect. It's not slow, but it's not instant. There would be at least a 5 second delay between each vote, minimum.

>>146992535
Hi Doogle, what's the haps?

>>146992727
>>146992795
>they didn't get the ending where Doggo takes the knot from Icewolf
play the game

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>>146992690
So you'd see a vote popping in every few moments. Strawpoll updates really quickly unless it glitches out.

>>146992795
I'd like to see how it plays out, seeing that it's leading the polls now.

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>>146992364
But why

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i wanna smooch that fish

/utg/ has a tea party
How does it go

>>146992883
Nothing much, just got done with shopping.
Got a nice Hitachi Direct Drive Turntable for cheap and a console to put it on

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>>146990397
>>146989040
>>146991686
>>146990687
>>146992683

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>>146992721
>>146992721
Anons got swallowed!
ALL OF THE ANONS!

>>146993016
i kill all of you instantly and drink my tea upon your corpses

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what if you finally met up with a cute /utg/ anon irl but he was into castration

>>146993016
everyone tries to fuck eachother while one person tries to castrate everyone else with hot tea and butterknives

>>146992981
It's a stupid new meme that started a few weeks ago when a thread blew up at dadfags for whatever reason. Random anon says something retarded to a dadfag, dadfag blows it out of proportion and acts like it's a personal insult. Just ignore it, it's all rubbish.

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>>146993139
Or worse...

>>146992981
>thinking democracy is ever anything but a farce

you really shouldn't trust us to make these kinds of decisions, let's be honest

>>146992535
You should write about Toriel having flashbacks to how her mommy used to punish her for being bad (what being bad was changed every time) and trying and failing to compose herself

>>146993139
>cute
>anon
PICK ONEEE

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>>146993096
Wait.
That doesn't mean what I think it means, does it?

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>>146993016
Mom/Dadfags would complain about the tea being rigged.

>>146993279
there's crateanon and pumpkin
Well crateanon almost never comes out of his crate and pumpkin is mostly on tumblr so

>>146993378
But if they have names they're no longer Anon.

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>>146992683
>none of these posters are real, it's just 1 or 2 guys switching IPs to avoid accusations of samefag

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>>146993096
oh no

>>146992668
Damn, i can't remember. But it was in the game for sure, i think.

>>146993378
CrateAnon is unconfirmed and Pumpkin is a drawfag first and an anon second.

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WOULD you let a cute anon castrate you?

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>>146992583
>>146992838
]: )

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qt goat

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>>146993016
Everyone awkwardly sits in silence waiting for someone else to start a discussion.

Just like the threads.
>>146993139
Pic related

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>>146993296
Depends.
What do you think it means?

>>146993016
Nobody actually drinks any tea, because tea is for Brits and faggots.

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>>146993693
We're all inside something's gut?

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So we all hate dadfags and agree that they are by far the worst posters on here right? What part of them is the worst though? The fact that they like a shit character? All the posting they do? Their love of dumb AU bullshit?

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>>146993736
I'm a faggot brit and I find this offensive.

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>>146993562
He's just so cute.

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>>146993693
What if you tried to buy drugs from Flowey but just ended up like this instead?

>>146993819
dumb au bullshit

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IN THIS AU BURGERPANTS FUCKING SURVIVES!

Don't take this too seriously. I didn't.

This got stupidly large, sorry. It also became more difficult over time since my mouse is dying. I'll just leave it half shaded for now until I get a new one.

>>146989943
Aww I didn't think anyone would save that.

>>146991367
Yeah I'm ok just tired. I'm working evening shifts.

>>146993854
but do you drink tea? or is it like a double negative, and because of that you don't drink tea?

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>>146993448
>>146992668
Oh, there it is. It was said by one of the Gaster's followers.

>>146993870
>that faggot
God, I hate that person.
I hate them, their shitty Snivy OCDONUTSTEEL, and the fact that they're an endofag.

>>146993870
flowers dont have stomachs

at least whatever the type flowey is doesnt

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>>146993870
*Fight

>>146993881
i will buy you a mouse to continue this, its great

>>146993016
I'd hope the majority of you know not to speak in real life like you post here but I may be overly optimistic

I'd ask to look at the one dude's yu-gi-oh cards but wouldn't actually play with him

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>>146993778
It definitely does.
Maybe it's just so big we haven't noticed.
Or so comfortable we ended up not paying attention.
>>146993870
>mfw

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>>146993562
i really wish that artist drew more azzy

one of the best adult/teen goats i've seen

>>146993913
I drink tea 24/7.

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>>146994048
>but wouldn't actually play with him
but why

>>146992285
That's a cute spooder. We need more of that, and less of ... well, most everything else posted since you posted said spooder.

>>146994000
endo is okay as long as you enter through the mouth and end up in something like a stomach.

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>>146993881
>botanon is still making art based on my silly idea
I'm ok with this.

>>146988741
I never noticed the temmie in the background

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>>146994060
What the heck could've been big enough to swallow almost 40+ people and have them not notice?
LET'S SPLIT UP AND LOOK FOR CLUES
>>146994294
Endo can be okay, but it's really bad if the art's already shit.

>>146994116
shit, how do you get around with a tea-filled IV drip on you all the time?
can't be easy

>>146994305
Good job, you've increased your Boob Hypnosis Resistance skill by one.

>>146994232
I never learned how to play, I just collected the cards for the cool artwork. I'm not any good at games that require planning and you'd probably grind your teeth into dust if you tried to teach me.

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>>146993881
Wow, that's real nice. Good work, anon!

>>146994491
Context?

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What kinds of mean things would you say to hurt a castrated Asriel's feelings?

>>146994491
hahahaha

>>146993881
Would he be the Mettanator?
Also good job, I like it.

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>>146994305
>tem in the background
Woa!

>>146994554
an asian made it

>>146994491
>Frisk keeps killing himself because he's playing vidya with Papyrus upstairs
>It's coop, so everytime Frisk dies ingame and makes Papyrus sad, he kills himself to LOAD again so Papyrus won't be sad

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Yesterday I had a dream that I lived with Toriel in the surface and Chara was like an unstoppable force that killed everything she could and the source of their power was her knife. She even cut a tire in half. What the fuck.

>>146994558
>"Hah! You'll never make goat babies!

>>146994761
kek

>>146994558
F-faggot...!

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What is your strangest Undertale related fantasy?

>>146994920
>tfw caribun will never do new fem frisk lewds because they went into a coma after being in a seventeen car pile up
painful

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>>146994785
I could tell you some of my dreams

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>>146994785
one time I dreamt I was a velociraptor and another velociprator cut my head off with a sword and then jammed my head upside down and face-first into my throat hole

>>146993881
This is glorious. Oh my. Your drawings amuse me so much.

Alphys vore when

Here's that Bonetrousle cover. It's missing some of the melodies.
I don't want to do it anymore. This has been the worst thing to work on.
I just want to move on to the next.
http://picosong.com/xSDF/

>>146994785
>was an unstoppable force
>even cut a tire in half

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>>146995070
ripping a gay bottom Asgore shorts off, then turning him and violently making out with him until I start fucking him missonary style. Then turning him around and fucking him harder and doggy style while he moans in pleasure. then, when I'm about to blow my load, make him suck my dick until I finally orgasm and he swallows it all. and then cuddle with him with two fingers inside his ass for the rest of the night

>>146995215
never you waste of oxygen.

>>146995070
castrating asriel

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwsYjUXU8Fg

i'm sorry
i'm so FUCKING SORRY
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOING THIS, BUT I KNOW THAT I MUST DO THIS
I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE

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>>146995240
Can't wait for the Battle Against A True Hero cover you said you were going to work on.

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>>146995070
Take a guess.

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Actual important poll that will determine the future of the thread

http://www.strawpoll.me/10624395

>>146994785
Sounds kinda silly. Chara is child afterall, won't put up much of a fight against human.

>>146995401
Berenstein

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>>146993562

>>146995401
>Papyrus
>Father
>Asriel
>Sister
>Sans
>Baby
what

>>146994785
> Chara was like an unstoppable force
>She even cut a tire in half.
How horrifying.

>>146995443
Yeah...
I have lots of ideas for it.

>>146995070
fucking kill all of them with a real gun

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>>146995401
what iS THIS WJJAT THE fuck there's no way this is legal

right?

also cute spicy mom

>>146995240
I was the one who requested this, i love it. Sorry it was so horrible for you to work on, but thank you anyway.

>>146995569
i know right! they put frisk as brother too! like whaaat? play the game amirite?

>>146995520
>momfags BTFO again

>>146994785

>a tire.

Holy shit so powerful. I bet it can even cut a whole block of wood.

>>146995554
after hitlers, shreks, and woody all jumping on the bed, i knew i had to find this
i'm so sorry
this shouldn't exist, but it does

>>146995739
you have sinned

>>146995678
Well, it makes me happy that you liked it.
I just want to please everybody and do every request.

>>146995710
He isn't even a Momfag, he's that one Sorielfag that makes it more about hating Asgore and Dadfags than shipping Soriel

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>>146995070
I had a dream where I was Mettaton getting fucked by Mettaton
I blame frick for putting monster TF in my head.

>>146995070
I was Mettaton being groped by a bunch of people.

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>>146994558
"Your family ends with YOU."

>>146995672
it's a bot generating the same videos over and over again, but with swapped models so it has some paper thin veneer of authenticity so it can be watched by other bots millions of times for free ad money
there are probably a dozen channels like that one, all staffed, subscribed and powered by bots

>>146994558
Serves you right!

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>>146995938
soulja boy tell 'em

>>146995846
Why can't I have dreams like this? Robots only enter my head during waking hours when I should be doing productive things.

>>146994045
Heh thanks but no need. I've been meaning to get a new one for a while. My current one has connection issues.

>>146994304
Good. I'll probably do one more. If nothing else it's good for practice.

>>146994478
Thank you!

>>146994586
Terminatton? Mettanator? Mettaton? Who knows?

Thanks!

>>146995209
Then they have achieved their purpose. I'm glad.

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Neat

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>>146995070
I had this dream about huge, adult Asriel playing with much smaller me, making bit of fun of how feeble I was but in sort of a friendly rather than malicious manner before putting me in his mouth and swallowing me down which felt really, really good.
I ended up in his stomach where I can somehow still see but the lining hugging my body isn't a normal belly wall, I don't remember the color but I remember it looking and feeling like, starry? It didn't feel uncomfortable, it just felt like some kind of magic pressing against me.

>>146996341
Not that same fella, but I got it.
Mettatonatoraton.
YES.

>>146995070
I want it to be real.

>>146996070
Boy! Technology sure is something. Isn’t it?

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>>146995520
I hate both options.
I don't really like having them around but them leaving won't improve us, as I've said before.

I wish they had never existed in the first place.

>>146996395
>AU Skeletons
And it looked so fucking neat, too.

>>146996408
>tfw this will never happen to you

i want to be comfy vored by edgegoat

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>>146996070
Fucking skynet, does youtube not take these channels down?

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>>146996395
>has the AU skeltals
>Not the other characters though
Tbh the AU characters would be better as alternate skins rather than seperate fighters

>>146996641
it's not like it's gonna be a mod or anything. it's just art, and you can get the pics seperately so if you dont want au skels you can.

>>146995240
I thought it was pretty fun! I'll be waiting for your next one.

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>>146996641
>>146996793
this better?

>>146996395
>2650 x 261
For fuck's sake, anon.

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>>146995107
Please do.

>>146995172
That sounds like a lot of fun.

>>146995270
>>146995624
>>146995726
I emphasized the tire part to demosntrate the "what the fuckness" of my drem, not that she's powerful because she cut a tire, you goobers.

>>146995536
Yeah, but in my dream she was like a killer entity or something, she kinda looked like a shadow with red eyes.

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I was going to wait a bit before doing this again but I thought there were enough good pictures to go ahead
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmJCJehXIAABtmN.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIVJunVYAAanI5.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIwNJHVEAAsT-A.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmI8KnaUoAE30PC.jpg:orig
>Chara and Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmDJ1DTVAAI1f_B.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmJQwUnWIAEaGxA.jpg:orig
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIy6KIUkAQ8wev.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmI2-rfUkAEaMBZ.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmILLbcUgAAt7nU.jpg:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIov7cVYAAh1kM.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIHwEOUgAEchKC.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmH705EUoAAl5rl.jpg:orig
>Frisk (orig didn't work for the first one, weird)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmJnoZcVEAAtQw_.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmJGLNvWQAAWqYL.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIviNwVYAAedfy.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmJKun5WgAE8wOu.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmI0SSoWQAANrYr.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIyirzVYAAoFn4.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmI627wVEAAZ7Ga.jpg:orig
>group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmJDZU7WAAEtpxC.jpg:orig
>Monster kid
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmJBySfVAAAPUw0.jpg:orig

>>146996593
>wish we had never existed
and I wish this dumbass who keeps making these polls just to stir shit up didn't exist but there you go. I just want to post about the game and my favorite character in peace desu

>>146995809
>Still clinging to the idea that it's a single Anon
You're just the most unusual person.

>>146996593
this

dadfags are cancer and should have never happened, but i dont want us to be even more dead

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>>146997230
>first Frisk was fucking up
>now the whole link is dead
Weird, here's the picture.

>>146997432
>we suck
>don't want us to leave
make you mind up already

>>146997230
That's some cute Mettaton. Thanks, twitter fella.

>>146996984
Thanks!

>>146997230
Flustered Fish a cute! CUTE!

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>>146997230
>robot marriage
Thanks for the haul, anon.

>>146997558
>we suck
>don't want us to leave

these aren't contradictory positions.

>>146997230
Neato! I love that second Mettaton.

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>>146996673
They would be great to submit to like that.
At the end there I felt like I was suspended or floating in some kind of quiet, dark, space like void and kinda lost sense of or forgot where I was.
I don't know if that was his way of distracting me while digesting me or if he just wanted to put me there for some peace and quiet and/or a cool experience but man, I was a lot in my own thoughts over it the next day.

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>>146997230
that pap is adorable.

>>146997401
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/filename/Toriel5.png/
You're just the most unusual sucker

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>>146997714
Do I have to sacrifice some sort of animal to get more NEO art? Jesus Christ, every time.

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>>146997230
Thank you based twitter anon

Post what you're listening to! And draw an image of your favorite character that fits with it!

>>146997778
>15 results being anything of note
Look I know he's a shitter but that's nothing.

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>>146997764
I mean I'd let edgegoat swallow and digest me, but lets be honest who wouldn't?

>>146997725
Getting told you suck over and over is pretty annoying to be honest and I know that people are just going to use this as further proof that dadfags suck but fuck it our name is already mud for dumb ass reasons so I might as well express how annoying it is.
>>146997714
Source on this robot?
>>146997910
>Asgore to Tony Hawk music
this should be fun

>>146997857
Yes. You must sacrifice an orange kitten.

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>>146997910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffLbdhP0auc

I'm studying, can't draw right now.

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>>146997857

No.

>>146997778
Not particularly. It's probably not even just a single poster stirring up shit at this point, honestly. Maybe it started that way though. Dadposters (or at least one or two) seem to react really poorly any time the subject is brought up. This just paints a gigantic target sign inviting trouble.

It'd be nice if it would just stop though, we can agree on that much at least.

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>>146997857
i feel you, its probably just easier to draw him in situations as EX or box form
>>146998075
i'll look for it, no promises though

>>146998075

>source

Its tale_xo on twitter, they've posted some fresh bot recently.

>>146998075
well you could try sucking less to start

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>>146998076
Sacrifice goats, got it.

>>146998119
Are you sure? Also, where are you getting these.

>>146998285
I guess.

>>146998075
>Toby Fox Pro Skater 3

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>>146997147
The dream has nothing to do with undertale

>>146998376
>>146998285
Thanks
>>146998403
I just do what I always did but only recently have people gotten angry about it. Maybe this will pass soon enough idk but its less fun being on here lately. Anyways rant over and i'm just going to stop complaining now though because its just going to piss more people off and I guess I don't want that.
>>146998452
>not Toby Fox Underground
baka desu

>>146998452
>Undertale: Created by Tony Hawx

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>>146998432

I get most of my pics from twitter really. Its inconvenient, but not too bad.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10624676

>>146998601

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>>146997910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA79J-tifAY

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>>146997910
so was everyone listening to something vaugely skateboard related or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIDCc-Z9Q-c

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>>146998285
>that pic
I wonder if there's an AU story/comic where MTT NEO was finished and managed to kill Frisk permanently. I remember seeing one where Undyne the Undying does and manages to cling to life long enough to confess to Alphys.

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>>146997910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET1-6Bef9xU

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>>146998990
Were you hanging out in that Tony Hawk thread on /v/ this afternoon? Thats what got me listening to it again

>>146999096
no, i just like naganuma's music
fuck, i missed a tony hawk thread?

>>146998787
>from twitter
You're fucking with me.

>>146998919
Who gives a fuck, he provides more than your shitty polls

>>146999162
It might have been yesterday desu but it was about how he did a 900 again a few days ago which is amazing considering how old the dude is

>>146998016
IT'S

NOT

CHRISTMAS!!!

>>146998953
this is dope
>>146998998
i would like to see that desu mettaton neo seemed unfinished just for the sake of showing you your own power

Important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624722

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PvP in Dark Souls PC Edition sucks balls, it's full of cheaters. What's the point of even playing PvP with cheats in a skill based game?

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>>146997910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBpWisGb_fA

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>>146998016
The thought of how painful it would be to actually get snuffed out like that always terrifies me even if I'm mostly not afraid to die. I'd hate to die violently and with a lot of suffering, even less if it wasn't fast.
I would that dream though with a force of a thousand suns.

>>146999278
I don't care about your text, but I must comment that you've posted a handsome fish.

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>>146999171

No, I really do. Is it really hard to believe?

INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT POLL THAT WILL DECIDE THE FATE OF /UTG/

http://www.strawpoll.me/10624747
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624747
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624747
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624747
http://www.strawpoll.me/10624747

>>146999278
1. Get PvP watchdog
2. Get instant cheat binds yourself so you can either curse cheaters with weapon effect 34 or just leave the world and leave them there
3. Which area?

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>>146999524
Flowey will build a barrier around Mexico.

And make them pay for it.

>>146997531
cute

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>>146999524
>Not voting for Papyrus
>mfw

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>>146999316
I'd be down with it only if comfy soul absorption followed. I guess I could deal with the pain but I don't actually want to die.