Overwatch General - /owg/

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How to balance Overwatch

>Pharah
Slightly increase air time
Ammo count increased to 8 before reloading

>Reaper
Can cancel wraith mode early by pressing shift again

>Tracer
Max damage per round reduced from 6 to 4, drop off starts at 6 meters instead of 11

>Mei
Icicle damage reduced from 75 to 50.
Cryo-freeze no longer heals Mei and can no longer contest while frozen.

>Torbjorn
Increase ult charge time by 10%
Turret now has small delay when turning at an angle over 180 degrees
Turret range reduced from 40 to 25 meters

>D.Va
Damage drop off range extended to 10 meters.
Critbox size reduced by 50%
Current ultimate removed and replaced with temporary altfire mode that doubles DPS and enables pinpoint accuracy for its duration with no damage drop off.

>Winston
Add 100 armor.
Barrier health increased to 1500
Damage increased from 45 to 60.

>Zarya
Shields can be triggered when stunned and remove debuffs.
Shields no longer prevent debuffs if already active (Can cancel Reinhardt's stun if used after being hit, but will still be stunned if barrier is active when he ults)

>Lucio
Wallride now has a 4 second cooldown
Line of sight healing reduced to proximity healing within a 10 meter AOE
HPS increased to 20 to compensate

>Mercy
Ultimate charge time increased by 20%

>Symmetra
All Symmetra turrets now require two hits to kill from any weapon.

>Zenyatta
50HP replaced with 50 armor since robots can't be healthy
Orb of Discord now deals 5 damage per second to its target as long as it remains on them

BUTTS

im pretty new to overwatch, i mostly play melee
however, in the short amount of time ive played ive found that genji is just like falco
thanks to his kit he's not really at a disadvantage in any situation
he's a really cool character, he hits super hard, is hella flashy and has insane swag potential
and everyone who plays him uses this as an excuse to be completely brainless fucking morons who jump in and wonder why they die fucking instantly

people will fall for the "fixes that need to be made" pasta itt

>>146971739
filtered

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>>146971665
First for Mercy's huge ass

>>146971739
This copy pasta from /v/ i see.

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I don't even play this game, I just come here to shitpost about matchmaking and watch webms of "SICK PLAYS" so I can save some to shitpost with on /d2g/ later on

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>>146971652
>tfw 60+ probably won't get matched with unranked

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>>146971745

>only won because the entire enemy team left

I'll take it.

every fucking game, sudden death

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>>146971665

HEY, PSST, Kid!

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competitive mode is a piece of shit

As Lucio, my favorite 1v1 matchup is against Reinhardt. It's hilarious to see them miss every move they have in an attempt to kill me

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>>146971798
I want to suffocate in Mercy's butt, then be revived by her so I can do it again and again

>Enemy Reaper starts floating towards our team
>OHSHITHEBOUTTODOIT
>Suddenly, Ice Wall!
>Hear him screaming "DIE DIE DIE" from behind his own teammate's wall

Thanks Mei.

>mfw my life can finally return to normal since im quitting overwatch thanks to comp play.

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>15 comp matches so far
>not one single leaver on either team

RANKED IS NOT WORTH THE HASSLE BROS, JUST REMEMBER THAT.

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Any solo queuers out there what is your rank?

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>>146971856
>they keep on picking Hanzo and Widow
>they keep on picking Winston as the only tank on attack
>they don't look behind them and/or try to save their healer

>>146971971
56. Haven't played since placement.

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>>146971823
>GET ON THE POINT!

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>>146971851
I love this artist

who is?

>>146971851
Who's the artist ?

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Posting best Waifu
Why do you Mercyfags like/love her?

>>146971971
62, not a single game in party since release

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i WANT TO KILL MYSELF

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>tfw breaking the 50/50 system

I know i'm gonna lose 70 games in a row now

>>146972031
think its one of the first "blogs" when you search for overwatch on tumblr

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RATE MY SHIT

Was Seagull top tier in tf2 or why he's so popular in OW. Only thing i know about him is that he played good Soldier in tf2.

>>146972053

Because I was a Medic main and she's literally a Quick Fix Medic on crack.

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Why do people not like Lijiang Tower Night Market? It's a fun stage

is Bastion's full name Sebastion?

So is competitive just glorified quick play?
Downloading the patch on my potato internet, gonna try it later.

i got stomped so hard in my placement matches that i think im going to kill myself

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>that feel when maximum charge.

>>146971971
62
57 after grouping up. Don't group in ranked kids, you'll lose friends that way

>>146972106
>playtime on tracer, hanzo and genji
shit/10

>>146971926
>attacking enemy all out as 76
>low hp, run out of ammo, heal rod still needs 1-2 secs to recharge
>SUDDENLY RED WALL IN FRONT OF ME
>reload, heal up
>wall goes away
>I already have them in my sights

Enemy Mei is our greatest ally.

(You)

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>be Lucio player
>focus on objective all game every game
>teammates are trying to flank and push out to enemy spawn
>they die repeatedly and leave me to the full enemy squad
>they're telling me not to play Lucio

>>146972130
too easy to defend once you take the point

>>146972130
How'd you get this map? I'm looking for some layouts with distance scale on them

>>146972130
Because the point shouldn't be off to the fucking side.

HOW 2 FIX ZENYATTA:

LEAVE EVERYTHING THE SAME AS IT IS RIGHT NOW BUT ANYONE UNDER THE EFFECT OF HIS ULT HAS THEIR ABILITIES COOLDOWN 25% FASTER.

Who was the braindead retard who thought that sudden death is a good thing? It's basically toss a coin which team wins when the two teams are close to equal.

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>>146971993
>tfw try to support in casual quick play
>Entire team tunnel visions pushing the enemy back into their spawns
>Genji, tracer, reaper, Pharah proceed to seek me out actively and rape me.
>Cant get a single peel

Can't wait for Sombra so I can just keep my distance.

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>>146972189
Thanks, I needed one of those. Here, I'll give you one too.

Nerf barrier regeneration.

Buff symmetra's shields

Buff Zenyatta's health bar

>>146972038
>>146972031

http://markraas.tumblr.com/ (scrollzoom)

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>>146972031
>Markrass

>>146972116
This. She ain't even my waifu for this game, but she's amazing and happens to be pretty qt.

>complete and utter shitters
I guess this had to come eventually

>>146972130
Honestly, that's the only of Lijiang's stages I like.

>>146972217
https://manaDOTgg/overwatch/news/healthpack-locations

>>146972193
>teammates doing this
>alternating between going fast and healing myself
>somehow hold the point singlehandedly just by running around on it and pressing m2 a lot

Which Overwatch hero smells the worst?

>Hanzo wears metal boots all day so his feet are probably stinky.
>Reaper is constantly decaying. Yuck.
>Genji has heat valves, but he's probably pretty sweaty in there anyway and likely doesn't take the removable parts off often to clean himself. Also he probably doesn't polish his metal parts as much as he should, and water might rust him..
>a lot of the above applies to Reinhart
>Bastion smells like a lawn mower
>Zarya is large
>Mei wears a thick coat to Mexico
>Indian people smell like curry often
>gorillas

Who else
Who is the worst

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>>146971798
Yes

>>146972235
>How to fix a hero
>Identify the issue. ignore it completely, give him some random buff that doesn't address or relate to the issue whatsoever

Good post, anon.

>>146972331
symmetra because indian

>>146972315
Cheers

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What skin do I buy for Reinhardt?

>>146972331
(you)

>>146971971
>even killing Junkrat won't stop his ult

>>146972331
Reaper is just a spook ghost

Now Soldier 76, he's a rotting corpse with augmentations.

>>146972278
>Buff symmetra's shields

Haha, no.

She used to give 50, it was OP as fuck.

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>>146971971
I'm tired already after playing about 20 matches in a row.

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>>146972264
I need a redraw of this image but with Widow

>>146972374

Blackhardt if you wanna feel edgy.

Lionhardt otherwise.

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>muffled DIE DIE DIE in the distance
>kill feed is empty

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This is average, right?

>>146972193
You're doing the right thing anon. When I'm a healer, I like to be Lucio because if I sit on the objective and teammates want healing, they have to come to the objective to get it.

>>146972024
There's a fucking D.va ult going off on it you retard.

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Why would you play a game where you lose 50% of the time?

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>>146972432
For EU. It's above average in NA.

>>146972362
THANKS

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>Pubbies are actually worse in comp than normals
Yep I expected that.
It's going to be fun to only play a couple comp matches a week because getting 6 man pre-made is such a pain in the ass.

>>146972432
Average is 49-51 in the US according to masteroverwatch (which is admittedly a limited sample size).

>>146972502
>losing
>being bad at videogames

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>Take my left hand off the keyboard to scratch my nuts
>Put it back on the keys
>"HAMMER DOWN" at absolutely no one

I seriously need to rebind that fucking key.

>ranked game is a close loss
>babbies on team start arguing even though it's just 1 round
>second round is a complete stomp because everyone is demoralized
not even a day and I'm already fucking tired of ranked
at least the russians in dota play to win until the bitter end

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>>146971665
Mercy's ass is where it's at.

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>mercy players

every time

>>146972502
40% of the time. At least for now

>pick mercy
>just hold down left button and press shift for rezzes every 20 seconds
>still has decent dps

hot bhabhbibhbi
tis absurd

>>146972507

NA, senpai.
I just realized the trench is 30s. Practically everyone on my friends list got placed there.

>>146972537

I won my first three

Maybe the problem is you

Maybe you belong in cardboard elo

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>>146972331
I always thought that Junkrat must smell like kerosene and smoked bacon
considering they're all on a battlefield it's probably a mixture of blood, guns and sweat after the deodorant gave up

>>146972614
>Hanzo
>Shoot in people's general direction
>Headshots galore because of broken hitboxes

Absurb

>Shitter sucks hard as pharah and costs us a ranked game
>Actually gives us the "it's just a game" line

I just don't know anymore.

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Imperius when?

>>146972603
Support player: PLEASE NOTICE ME FOR DOING THE JOB I PICKED, THE MEDAL AT THE END ISN'T ENOUGH.

>>146972636
Burnt hair never smells good.

>>146972614
>still has decent dps

she cant heal while dpsing, which makes her inferior to lucio.

the only reason she is better than zenyatta is because zenyatta is literal garbage tier with the worst ult in the game.

>>146972603
>support players with superiority complexes

Disgusting.

>>146972282
>>146972284
ty

>>146972741
>worst ult in the game.

that belongs to donkey kong. Or symmetra after point A

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it begins

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>>146972602
Best God damn waifu

>>146972617
>Maybe the problem is you
Maybe.
Most likely not.
Been playing this game since November with a 64% winrate.
Not my fault people REFUSE to pick what needs to be picked and are brainless.

If I could play all 6 heroes at once, I would.

>>146972193
>on Gibraltar
>both my team and enemy team decide to have a team deathmatch while I push the payload uncontested
>literally the only one that touched the cart on either team while everyone else shot at each other

I thought I was going to get killed 6 on 1 when my team ran way from the cart, but then I realized the other team was stupid too

>>146972702
>See Handsoap's arrow flying at me
>Actually move away from it to dodge
>Still die because of log hitboxes and perfect netcode

You can't defend this, it's actively preventing people from using skill in a twitch-based fast-paced shooter

>>146972615
30s is like bottom 10%. Are they all playing bastion non turret form?

>>146972708
>plays "competitive" with a devil-may-care attitude

It's like they miss the point entirely

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What the fuck man, how does this shit work?

>Rank 57
>Win: + 0.2
>Lose: - 0.2
>Win: + 0.2
>Lose: DERANK to 56.5ish
>Win: + 0.2

how the fuck does their algorithm work??

>>146972741
Zenyatta isn't terrible, but Lucio is far superior to him.

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>>146972603

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>2 minutes already in the match
>gold medal for 1 kill
>support hero

haha
ranked matches am i right guys

whats wrong with win - rank up
lose - rank down?

instead of this half a bar quarter of the bar nonsense.

>>146972837
> 64% winrate.

I aint buying that for one god-damn second.

Stop calling public games "pugs" please. Pugs are Pick-up games, the term you want to use for pubs is "pubs".
If two teams are practicing against eachother the term is "scrim"

Also heroes aren't "toons" or "champs"

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I got 49 as my rank after 5-5 placements, is that any good or is it below average?

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>>146972908
unlike those 4 it's hard for a mercy to be completely useless

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>>146972351

please post the edit instead

Mercy's gun is surprisingly good at taking down tjorb turrets

>>146972979
Your post is literally the first and only mention of the word "pug".

>>146972980
Anything around 50 is average.

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REPLACE ONE HERO WITH A CHARACTER FROM UNDERTALE WITHOUT ANYTHING CHANGING AT ALL

>Mei is now Alphys

>>146972980
That's pretty bad considering you won 5 matches.

Someone else in this thread had 5-5 and got placed rank 55.

Means your teams did most of the pulling.

>>146972636

I hadn't even thought of him, I've been so blind.

Good answer

>>146972898
Look at each of your stats that you can get medals for. Then apply a co-efficient thought up by an intern based on his personal feelings about what is worth more. Then mix them all together in a big bag of math. And there you go.

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>90% of the players are around rank 50-60

How is competitive mode going for you guys?
>do placements solo
>healslut, tank, or fill every match
>go 8-2
>get placed 62
>now each win is +5%
>each loss is -50%

Should I just wait for more people to get placed? This is really terrible right now.

>>146972818
Agree on symmetra after point A, don't agree on donkey kong. Both of those ults have a key factor going for them - They are GREAT, situationally. Zenyattas in any situation just.. isn't really that good. It's like a shitty lucio ult.

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>Find a friend on 4chin
>Actually have fun playing together
>He is very funny and actually laughs at my jokes
>Excited to play with the dude tomorrow
>Wake up
>He removed me
>mfw
Anyone shares this feel?

>>146972979
>heroes

They're classes since you can stack them.

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>>146971856

Competitive was a mistake

>KotH
The only decent game mode right now

>Capture maps
I fucking love trying to carry my teammates when maps are decided by who can dump the most ults on top of the objective at the same time. Sure is easy trying to outplay a S:76 with sound barrier and tactical visor.

>Payload
Sudden death CANNOT be balanced across all levels of skill and across all the maps. It's literally impossible.

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>>146972153

>>146973016
what was edited ?

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>>146973073

>>146973041
it's great for abusing terrain and abusing the fact that this is a digital game with the limitations of digital anything. Like shooting the 2 visible pixels of bastion to get rid of it.

>>146973141

>Finding a friend
>On 4chan

This was your first mistake.

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>tfw
I think im going to be OK

>>146972931
I wouldn't mind it if there were multiple tiers
1-100 bronze
1-100 silver
etc.

but varying 1% of the available skill bracket every game is a pretty wide range, not to mention it doesn't encourage people to actually put in the effort.

I would spend weeks, sometimes months in csgo just to move up a single rank with back and forth wins-losses. It cheapens the whole ranked experience to have it be able to vary ~5 ranks in a single day to me even if a single one means less

>>146973141
>He removed me

Wow he must have been a master at faking his enjoyment.

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>>146973073

>>146973175
Head & butt

I actually had to open both images at once to compare them

>>146973141
I dont want to play with shitters

>>146973138
Zenyattas can be great situationally too. it perfectly counters most other ults
>zarya
>reaper
>pharah
>hanzo
>76
etc

It can completely prevent a teamkill scenario

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I'm over comp play already, Shit is clowny as fuck.

I'll just be a Mei god in quick play.

>>146973153
Sudden Death is the only issue. I dont understand why they didn't go full stopwatch instead of some stupid point system that doesnt mean anything

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https://mega.nz/#F!U1UHnbAa!yMU24AGl5P7X7UTbV0HNVA
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/949727/fb357393df/
Please give me the hentai credits thanks

>>146972351
>>146973016
>>146973175

the first one has the weird sphere ass shape that amateur artists draw
second one looks more appealing and correct at least to me

in competitive, if you had certain winrate will you always be moving up?

i know in halo 3, ranked had a system that essentially locked you in a certain ranking. if you kept on going back and forth between winning and losing eventually it became harder to get to the next rank, even if you eventually won a whole bunch of matches in a row.

>>146973235
The curve is going to spread out after a few weeks while it stabilises.

Just like how in Dota, nobody was higher than like 4k-5k MMR and now we have people memeing about 8k-9k MMR. Sure they're different systems but it still makes my point and Blizzard expects the same too from the ranked patch notes like in the comment about the first couple weeks of every season not mattering for rewards and stats.

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>another legendary
>another disappointment

>win 4 comp matches in a row
>on my fifth match, there is a guy afk on the spawn

Epic

REMINDER
PLAY FOR MEDALS IN YOUR PLACEMENTS WINNING IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS MEDALS
DON'T BE ME AND END UP WITH 54 RATING WITH 8 WINS BECAUSE YOU PLAYED TANKS

>>146973348

While they are at it they could just remove the capture maps completely. They are random as fuck.

>>146971739
>nerfing Tracer

Normie plz

I want to see D.Va
beaten, bloody and bruised
and then I want to
patch her up and send her back to the battlefield

>>146973358
thanks, could be better quality tho

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>>146973424
NICE GAME OVERTARDS

>>146973448
>not being able to carry 5v6
>enjoy <50

>>146973424
>Best D.va skin
>Disappointment

I mean I don't play her much either anon, but it still looks pretty neat

Genji is such a fucking faggot hero

>Can't shoot him or he reflects
>Jumps around like a fairy anyway
>Shurikens shit damage
>Hold M1 to win ultimate

>>146972979
Pug means pick-up group. And having a pug is the same thing as playing in pubs when it comes to shooters.

You pedantic ass.

>>146973464
I play zarya all the time and get gold elims objective time and objective kills and at least silver damage most games

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I can't stay lucky until the end

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>>146973464
>Play my placement matches
>Go 9-1 playing Mercy the whole time
>Get a gold medal in healing and not much else

>Receive a rating of 42

Is your rank determined strictly by your W/L during your placements or is your performance taken into account?

Does true soloque exist yet? I feel like im going against premades constantly (and losing for it)

>>146973512
so could this game tbqhwy

>>146973542

i learned that his reflect has a cooldown yesterday

changed everything, now he's just a more jumpy tracer to me ez

>>146973424
>D.Va junker legendaries are bad
Those are fucking great.

If anything, B.Va is the shit disappointment.

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>Sombra speculation
Ok /owg/ lets predict the confirmed future Hero that is sombra
Lets predict...
>Lore
>role
>abilities
>measurements

>>146973348
Stopwatch is not very elegant of a solution and kind of shows the game is flawed in a competitive setting.

Does anyone feel Pharah needs tiny tweaking?

She's really powerful. The characters who counter her are fairly limited and none of them are hard counters (except widow).

I mean she doesn't even need a nerf or anything, I just think we need more medium range hitscan heroes. Because as of right now it's kind of irritating

>>146973579
You won 9 matches and got placed at 42?

Well, I guess it's true winning doesn't factor much. Just wish I had known that so I could focus on myself instead of purely winning.

>>146973464

Can attest. Lost 7/10 matches but was at ~50% elimination participation and had tons of gold. Got 49.

>rank 49
>1 enemy player is afk for 3 rounds
>still lose

>>146973649
14/f/cali

Just got the game, and I'm a pretty decent Junkrat. Strangely enough teams always complain that we don't have a sniper, so I end up doing well as widowmaker too.
But I can't seem to find a good team, or good games. They're just full of autistic genjis and reapers.

How are you guys avoiding this?
I keep calling Reapers' positions but all these shitters keep ignoring it and then we get diediediediedie because he's behind our lines.
Is there a more braindead easy character in the game?

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>throw every placement match
>rank 33

Time to farm literal school children for wins until my rank normalizes. Have fun treading water in the 60s with the wannabe pros.

>>146973649
THAT'S ALL WE FUCKING NEED ANOTHER SNIPER.

GOD.

>>146973684
just 76 that bitch

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>placement matches
>try to be a credit to team, playing healer
>dps are completely incompetent retards, 2 pharas can't outdamage my reinhard buddy who has gold in kills and damage
>lose
>decide that i can't carry those retards with healer, so i play Phara, who i am relatevely good at
>constantly get 2+ gold medals for kills and damage, manage to even get 50% of team damage done medal in one match
>still lose more than win because of complete retards like bastions who shoot Genji's deflect and Reinhardt who managed to charge off the cliff 3 (three) times in a single round

God please save me from this evil, at this point i'm gonna start to belive in ELO hell

>>146973649
Is another edgy whispering character for shitters. The cloak says it all.

>rank at 49
>win to and rank to 51
>proceed to lose 5 in a row
>down to rank 46

heh nothing personal blizz

and dont give me that person performance bullshit, i get 2-3 golds every game

>>146973275
Doesn't counter reapers, even ignoring the startup of zenyattas ult, his heal is 100hp/s whereas reaper does 200dps with his.

Zarya, kind of? I mean, your entire team is still cc'd hard, which means all the 200hp characters caught in it are likely to die unless you have rein shield.

Pharah, not really sure. My experience has been bad but I haven't done it enough to counter her ult specifically.

Hanzos ult out damages the heal

76, another one I'm not 100% certain on. does damage fall off still apply to his ult, and do the shots count as headshots damage-wise? Pretty sure he will out dps a zenyatta.

Even though I say he has the worst ult in the game, I'm not saying he's an awful character. Just the worst character.

I have three thousand overwatch bucks, what skins should I buy?

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>>146973712

>>146973589
performance, both in game stats and stuff like how often you use voice chat, how often you switch heroes, how much a random blizzard employee likes your name, if the age of your account in days is a divisible by 5, etc

>>146973649
I just hope for a woman over 40
and a guy under 24
to be included into the rooster

>>146973358
>barely any new concept art

>>146973712
Mercy

>>146973753
>placement matches
>my team's highest level is me at level 57
>enemy team's lowest level is 82

>>146973684
Pharah by herself is fine but Pharah Mercy is too strong of a synergy.

Many of the balance problems come from lack of variety and counters though. For example, Winston is a bit of a problem because only Reaper reliably stops him. Lucio and Mercy are the only two legit healers, so they become obligatory picks. Reinhardt by himself is probably fine, but he's the only real pushing tank in the game, so you have him every game.

We need more variety.

>>146973078
Or that your rank is heavily determined by unranked skill stat.

>>146973579
Well fuck me I've only been playing Mercy and tank once or twice. I'm 7-2 right now.

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>mfw all the defeats were due to 4-5 premade shitters

>>146973464
Is that true?
I played only tanks and healers, went 8-2, and placed 64.

>>146973649
great

another hero that can kill me as soon as i come out of spawn

how fun

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Wait, MMR is a number between 1-100, but there isn't anyone in the world above 77 right now?

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>teabagging while waiting for mei to come out

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>>146973649
Blizzard Employee #1: You know what this game needs?
Blizzard Employee #2: Balance? Bug/exploit fixes? More than 20 god damn ticks? Hitboxes that weren't made by a fucking 6 year old?
Blizzard Employee #1: No silly, another god damn sniper!
Blizzard Employee #2: BRILLIANT!

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>>146973712
End yourself

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>>146973753
>I lost the first two games due to retards, and the third due to getting my internet cut off
>won two after that because enemy team all quit
I'm unsure what the future holds for me, I still have 5 to go.

>Widowmaker will never whisper on your ear "my gift to you" as she pins you down and pushes her fat cock into your boipussy

Why is life so cruel? Why are we here? Just to suffer?

>lose 2 games
>get placed with absolute shitters that don't even try the next game
I miss casual were I played with actually good people that tried to win

>>146973906
How do you know they were premades?

>3W 12L
Dont play solo boys, it's literally impossible to win.

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Win 9 out 10 Placement Matches get Rank 57. My friend who is absolute garbage at this game wins 5 out of 10 placement matches and gets the same rank. Wtf is this bullshit

>comp
>hanzo with 40 mmr in your team

end me

>>14697404
It shows you premades at the start of the match

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>>146972062
I queued with a full group and we went 4 wins 6 losses. When all was done the majority of my party got mid 40's. I came out with a 46 and solo queued my way to a 51. There are people out there who take the game very seriously. And they are some of the worst people players around. If you aren't having fun then you probably should find a better way to spend your time.

>>146974076
You played like a shitter and were carried to your rank

>>146973930
What's wrong with that? You want the calibration system to be able to place people into the 90s because of 10 games?

Placement matches are to just throw people into a ballpark range. The system will (theoretically) work itself out.

>>146974049
at the start of each round it shows the people who're grouped on the very edge of their names

>>146973649
>Sombra

Lore:
>Pharah's mother that she thought was dead but is actually alive
>Morrison and Sombra had hot sweaty kinky sex to create Pharah in the first place
>Now S:76 gets a huge incest-boner every time she hears Pharah speak
>If S:76 kills Sombra ingame with a melee attack, you'll see her defile her dead corpse anally in the killfeed

Role:
>Support Sniper (AKA Hitscan Zenyatta)
>Distracts the enemy team with her huge cleavage

Abilities:
>Can completely wreck Widowmaker and Hanzo
>That's about it

Measurements:
>18/f/Cali

>>146974049
You can see if you're watching at the start of the game

>>146973968
>heterosexuals make like 95% of the world population
>not a single one in this cast of characters is heterosexual guys!

i don't understand tumblr

can we get some overwatch girl ahegao?

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>No wolf hero

Why does Blizzard hate anime?

1-5 and still going FUCK YEAH

at least i am leading golds most of the time in every category

>wait three minutes for a game
>get put into the losing side of a game that's 60 seconds away from ending
>game ends
>kicked back to the main menu to repeat the same thing

FIX
YOUR
FUCKING
SHITTY
GAME
BLIZZARD

Does anyone actually use their mic for callouts?

Every time I've played with someone who actually used his mic and tried to lead the team, we won. It felt like we worked better.

I haven't tried it myself because I'm a faggot but that might be a way to actually win pug matches

>>146973987
>her cock

Anon?

>>146973542
I have 0 minutes of playtime as him
Is he worth trying?

>>146974157
>heterosexuals make up 95 % of the world population
I thought Kinsey said that we were all over his scale and most people are bisexual

>>146974191
wolf hunts for its pray

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holyshit guys dont play support

its a fucking trap

>>146974224
a bunch of the comp matches I played had people calling stuff out, even when they were dead. saved peoples lives.

>Play on EU
>Pubs have NO idea what thjey're doing
>Lose horribly 2 games
>Go back on NA
>Everyone talks and knows how to play
>Win 2 games easily

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>tfw win 8/10 placement matches and get only rank 55

w-why guys? Is it because one of the losses was a disconnect?

>>146974191
literally bastion

>>146973141
You are probably some autist who thinks your jokes are funny. And hw didnt want you to feel bad

>>146974219
the game doesn't count as losses though...

I can't be the one who finds the "play nice, play Pharah" voiceline extremely arousing right

Her voice is sultry as fuck

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Is it me or is it that when you kill someone, it doesn't show the damage % you did anymore. Is anybody else expierienceing this?

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>no italian mafioso hero who throw pizzas everywhere

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Watchpoint: Grand Mesa stage when?

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>>146974076
Looks like it is you who was shit all along!

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>>146973987
Life is pain
turn pain into hatred
turn hatred in strength to survive each day, against god's cruel plans

>Koth barely giving any points

>>146974224
Yes.

Works incredibly well for sneaky shits coming up behind your team, calling out turrets, Bastions, and snipers.

Callouts make up about 20% of your 100% chance to win. If you don't use callouts, you've basically only got an 80% chance to win in any and every match

I need some Reaper help. What's the best way to get past a locked down Hanamura A gate as attackers? Can I actually do it on my own?

>teleporting to the window left of the gate

Considering that you're super vulnerable while teleporting, I feel like that approach would just get me killed instantly most of the time. Especially if the enemy team has a widow.

>Wraithing through the gate going either left or right

I feel like this fails most of the time, symmetra nests tend to be set up on one of the sides, and their entire team will have their attention on you.

>Teleporting straight to the objective/the railing above the objective

The approach I haven't really tried out yet since the damn teleport placement doesn't want to go where I want to put it. Not sure if there's any way to do it without being very obvious about it, either.

The reason I'm asking is partially because some guy acted as if teleport made me completely invulnerable for the full duration during my placement matches and called me worthless. Plus we never got past the gate that game.

Anyone play Rein lately and find the game lagging when you charge?

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>>146971798
I find the lack of Zarya disturbing

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>>146973906
>Win 8, lose 2
>rank 49
>lose 2 matches in a row after that
>drop 1 rank each time
>3 win streak now
>EACH WIN JUST PROGRESSES A 1/4 OF THE BAR TO THE NEXT RANK
>I HAVE TO WIN 4 TIMES TO RANK UP
>LOSE ONCE AND I RANK DOWN ONE WHOLE LEVEL

WHO DESIGNED THIS SHITTY MMR SYSTEM

>>146974264
Most people are slightly bi but have a preference. Nobody is hard hetero in that they find absolutely nothing about their gender attractive, but most people have preference towards only one gender.

That's just what I meant, I don't buy that out of 21 characters ALL 21 have these weird really out there orientations. Most likely they're all regular dudes and maybe one or two are gay and that's about it.

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>>146974337
nope.

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>>146974326
I love how she says that line.

>>146973854
>only Reaper can stop Winston
>slow-moving non-juking coverless target is too strong and must be nerfed

Dude come on someone might mistakenly believe you know what you're talking about. Irresponsible my brotha.

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>>146974415
My fucking powerflicked
im fucking 4 and 3

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>146974191
awoo~

>>146973358
thanks

>>146974394
>Step 1
Don't play reaper!
>Step 2
Pick tracer
>Step 3
As long as you don't have cerebral palsy you will be an effective flanker

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>Koth overtime
>"Hanzo at your service"

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>>146971739
no
>roadhog
Ult can be canceled
can now move while healing
fix broken hitboxes/registration on hook and odd placement such as lucios ending up behind roadhog
add femhog skin

fixed

>>146973132
It was great when no one in America was awake and now it's shit and I'm seeing way more Genjis and Hanzos.

>one being a tryhard for today. Now im gonna instalock hanzo every game and be a complete shitter and let other people carry me.

>>146974483
>coverless
>slow moving
>winston

fucking kek
fun fact: in proplay there is a 1hero ban to prevent double winston and double zarya from shitting over everything

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Can you even CROUCH in your game, overtards?

>>146974351
better believe this is the first weapon I make gold.

>>146974394
There's simply no way to sneak your way around Hanamura. Hope you get a Rein or a pushing force so while everyone is occupied with the other Heroes, you can waltz behind them and do Reaper things.

>>146974394
Reaper isn't really good at the Hanamura A point

>>146974623
yes?

> google username
> there's a page for an old game I used to play with someone submitting "evidence" that I was hacking

top kljasd small communities are a cancer

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>>146974528

>>146973542
>>146974262
he's one of the few characters that take a bit of practice to do well with. Shurikens don't really shit damage.

some tips-

95% of the time you want to right click fire, which is your shuriken spread. This is because your left click comes out slow as shit. Primarily use left click for poking at things like torb turrets or bastions.

Your ult resets your dash cooldown, so if you can dash somewhere near the enemies where they cant see your safely, its a good way to get into to use it.

Don't even bother trying to reflect torb turrets bullets. You will do nowhere near enough damage to kill the turret.

a lot of the time you use reflect, it should be to help you get to and from/escape places safely, or to help your team push forward against some shit like junkrat.

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I like you. Do you like me?

>>146974224
I use my mic for callouts. I feel it vastly increases chances of winning in PUG play, even more so if more people join in on mic.

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>>146974528

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>Playing Reinhardt
>Charge Pharah off the map with a cross map charge
>"Got you now fucker"
>She was able to rocket jump back to safety after me hitting her off
>mfw I got cucked

>>146974326
everything about her is extremely arousing

>>146974663
This, wait until point B which has a lot more flanking opportunities

>>146974623
of course

>>146974623
yes, you can crouch jump aswell like in source games

>>146974561

I mainly play Tracer actually, which is why this is extra frustrating.

>>146974659
>>146974663

Should I just pick something else for that point then? Kind of a shame because once it's taken rushing B with Death Blossom up tends to work like a charm.

>>146974623
yeah, it's a great way to sneak since it lowers the volume of your foot steps.

>>146974262
he's fun, but if you're shit at him you'lle be extra useless since you can't even get lucky kills like a shit hanzo would get

Should there skins that you only get after playing with a hero for x amount of time?

There is literally nothing wrong with playing a good hanzo is competitive

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>Pharah will never playfully tell you "I got you on my radar"

>>146972315
Dead llink

>>146974415
Did you read Kaplan's notes on the system?

If you lose, you lose a lot of points *BUT* you can mitigate it if you have at least one gold medal. Then silver, then bronze.

Sounds like you're losing like a shitter with no medals.

What's the point of the fucking white marker on your portrait where the rank is for everyone else

>>146974415
>WHO DESIGNED THIS SHITTY MMR SYSTEM

Blizzard. Seriously, I love how you people don't understand just how awful this company really is.

>>146974776
The key to win the hanamura a point is rein and Zarya imo
you can't flank you have to force push

>>146974739
>Some roadhog is trying to hook people into the void in some control point map
>game keeps bugging out so whenever he hooks someone, he gets pushed forward aswell and falls into the void instead of the guy getting hooked

im not making this shit up, he kept raging in chat. I saw it several times happen

>>146974281
>>146974760
Did you try contacting Blizzard instead of your mongolian cave painting BBS?

>>146974724
>95% of the time you want to right click fire
>Don't even bother trying to reflect torb turrets bullets
don't listen to this man

>>146974732
What's worse? Saying no and being killed or saying yes and being condemned to live with her?
As yourself the real question.

>>146974887
it's supposed to denote players who are in the top 500

it does not work.

>>146974323
I don't care about some irrelevant w/l ratio, I just want to PLAY THE GODDAMN GAME I PAID FOR

>a_seagull is 7 wins so far

>>146974902
no the key to pushing hanamura is 2 hanzo 2 genji

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>>146974623
No.

>>146974854
well nothing you can do when you get steamrolled in anubis.

Kaplan knows very well that theres a 50% that you get steamrolled out of the 4 possible scenarios from his balancing MM talk

Honestly he should've done the Hearthstone system.
Lose 2 win 2 scenario

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>>146972898
>>146973104
Stop replying to these fucking posts, for the next month this general will be littered with this garbage. It's been explained time and time again ignore these colossal retards

>I did X and then Y
>xDDD how did i derank!?!!11
>i dont get it!11!

>>146974854
That's only quick play. Competitive is ONLY based on wins/losses. It compares your MMR, your teams average MMR, and the enemy team average MMR to determine how much you loss/gain after a match.

Placements are different but we don't really know how they work.

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>>146974732
I love you !

>>146975029
He's literally guaranteed to get a 10-0 placement. He has one of the strongest pubstomping premades.

>>146974415
I won 3 games in ranked so far and all 3 gave me a full rank
the game knows you're getting carried, you shitter

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>>146974470
> that face
"Please mistress, give me more..."

>>146974982

Yeah you'll barely be doing any damage to non tanks by spamming right clicks unless you're basically in melee range.

The part about turrets is half true though, it's still worth doing most of the time but unlike bastion they really don't deal enough damage to kill themselves.

>>146974603
My second line was about Pharah mercy and your pro tip is boarder line irrelevant to my post.

lose a game go down a full rank or at least 75% towards derank

win a game only go up like 1/10 towards rank up

haha yeah fuck you blizzard and your grind

>>146974394

Reaper is only good as a counter pick on Hanamura A honestly. You'll get more done as S:76/Pharah

I want to do things to Mercy's butt

>>146975069
My bad. Lets get back to the important posts.
MERCY IS MAI WAEFU, BEST WAEFU

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Alright, which one of you is this?

>Not preferring players you want to murder so you can focus them if you ever fucking see their faces again

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>[Lephisto]: no Bastion on attack plz
>[Lephisto]: Bastion u not part of the team synergy, its a bad pick

SHUT THE FUCK UP
You didn't give me shit when I was Hanzo on defense, why wouldn't you shut the fuck up when their roadhog is squealing like the bleeding pig he is?
Winning with 3 minutes left on the clock isn't good enough for you cunts?

>>146975107
Maybe cause you are on a proper winstreak earlier.
I lost twice before I had my winstreak

>>146974623
D.va cant

>>146971739
>buffing or nerfing Pharah

Stop, she's perfect as is.

>>146975205
Looks like the zarya carried you

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>>146975202
me

>>146975170

You lose more if you gave no gold medals and you gain more on a win for a gold

>>146973649
i'm sorry am i supposed to be able to read these words?

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>>146975052
I fucking love galo sengen gifs

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I fucking hate this dog it has ruined my dota games and now it is ruining my overwatch general

>>146973275
Zenyatta's ult can't even counter a Widowmaker's headshot on the majority of the cast.