Heartwarming Family? Edition
Previous timeline: >>146900635
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Humans.
Void~
What are the best crossovers you guys have ever thought up of for undertale?
>>146939918
I've always felt a Gundam Build Fighters crossover would be cute.
>>146939918
None because I'm not a fan of crossovers in general.
>>146939918
a dumb elder scrolls crossover got me to play Skyrim again
I don't even like crossovers
>>146940048
That sounds neat.
>>146940054
Oh okay. To each their own I guess.
the OP pic looks like it came from DA
>>146939918
Kingdom Hearts, Super Smash Bros, or Super Robot Wars
would you smoocha fish?
>>146940161
An elder scrolls crossover? How would that work?
>>146940290
That would be interesting.
>>146939918
I didn't find out about undertale until a few months after finding the best AU.
Overlord's original "theme" and one of the main themes of undertale would actually go pretty well.
>>146940472
>best AU
which is it?
nice
Any takers?
>>146940552
I fucked up and said AU instead of crossover.
But I think the best AU is probably outer tale because I think the aesthetic is nice and I really like some of the concepts, but it's not really popular.
>>146940621
Garbage
>>146940356
hell yeah
>>146940472
I've never actually seen Overlord before. Would you recommend it?
>>146940621
sounds pretty stupid
what are the songs, at least
>>146940706
Not that anon, but it's a pretty dark show / novel.
It can still be entertaining, though.
>>146940706
I would heavily recommend it.
The anime's pretty great even though there's some pacing issues and they kind of fuck up a minor character's character.
The novel's better in most cases,outside of volume 4 holy fuck fuck volume 4 and fuck lizardmenand the 10th one is coming out relatively soon.
>>146940754
Hmm, I might give it a look in the future.
>>146940815
How did they fuck up a minor character and volume 4? Or is that too spoilery?
>>146940472
I wonder how things would have gone for Ainz if he retained his humanity and took a Pacifistic approach.
>>146711571I did it, but they probably aren't around.
Wow we can post pictures again!
/utg/ isn't dead now!
WOW!
Sup, just finished Jojolion yesterday, anything interesting happened here in the last two weeks?
>>146940947
>that pic
Is that a reference to something?
>>146940947
FUCK
That one is >>146711631
>>146940897
Oh no they didn't fuck up volume 4. The anime is just volumes 1-3.
Just, volume 4 is pretty awful. Like, not to discredit the author he's a really good writer, but holy shit that was such a gigantic slog to read.
I might have less extreme opinions about it but I originally read the novels while on a very long road trip and it was the only thing I had to do.
The minor character is some jobber but they kind of fucked up how he jobs to one of the main characters and it makes him seem like a different character than how it reads in the novel. It's not a huge thing, though.
>>146941000
No, nothing interesting's happened recently.
Are you the anon utg introduced to JJBA?
What did you think of the latest chapter?
>>146941052
I'm not even really sure what this is but I like it anyway!
>>146941082
Oh, okay. I understand. Thanks for the info, I think I will check it out in the near future.
brushie brushie
>>146941179Just some anon shit that kind of makes me feel like a degenerate for encouraging.
That picture makes me laugh every time I see it.
>>146941343
but why
>>146941376
Oh I didn't see the request you linked.
I like it.
Do you think Frisk has normal eyes?
>>146941637
They are either pits of darkness, or pools of iridescent light.
>>146940470
the majority of contemporary technology we see in Undertale is handwaved away or replaced with suitable Dwemer tech and the surface world turns out to be a lot like Tamriel
the monsters get fucked over hard and think leaving the underground was a bad idea
it doesn't make a lot of sense but people mistaking Alphys for a fucked up midget Argonian makes me laugh
>>146941167
Yes.I hope she's the main villain. Also disposing of the neckless guy felt really satisfying.
cute goata
>>146941671BLUH!
>>146941637
Frisk looks weird in this, but that's probably just because they're almost never usually drawn with normal eyes and expression.
>>146941459thanks
>>146941637
That's actually pretty cute
>>146941765
Oh. I guess that makes sense, but not in a logical sense, thanks for clarifying.
As a side note, having people mistake Alphys as a midget argonian sounds hilarious.
>>146942125
Do you have a tumblr or something?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Id8YyHGMfTI did a mää utg. Does it sound okay?
What if peopleshipping toriel
posting vore
posting fetishesjust to trigger anons?
>>146941343
I want one of them.
>>146942308
You know you have to be 18 to be on this site, right?
>>146942308
Sounds a bit shy.
How does this sound.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03wZtGveY8e
>>146942308
Do you mean you tried a goat bleat?
Or do you mean the Finnish word for "I"?
>>146941771I was super surprised when I saw Josefumi kill Tamaki just like that. I was certain that they would pull a Kira and he would be the main villain. Now that they've solved the mystery of Josefumi's identity, I'm not sure where they're going to go from here.
Also, just wondering, which was your favorite part?
>>146942339
I post vore because I want to be eaten every day of my life. HOW DARE YOU KINK SHAME ME!
>>146942308
That's a cute mää you got there but this one is the best http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AYB8hh6M9s
>>146942294on10ns.tumblr.com, though it's mostly just stuff from here.
>>146941052
>>146941376
I like anon shit. What exactly is it supposed to be? Sans trying to teach Anon how to levitate Chara and a kidanon?
>>146942882
He linked to the OR but fucked it up.
>>146940947
>>146711571
>Sansposter and Sans fighting Chara and the Chara Niceposter.
>Figure it out.
>>146942924
Thanks. I can feel my self brimming with autism, and I love it.
>>146941820
Gross.
I want to do lewd things with Chara!
Like hand holding!
>>146943301
I know she's trying to imitate Frisk's eyes but it just looks like the cosplayer herself doesn't want to be there.I'd like to imagine the one dressed as Chara is her girlfriend and she's dragged her off to this./spoiler]
>>146943301
Sweet, new threads with new image limits means we get a chance to look at disgusting creatures like that.
>>146943409
I mean it is 3D but they look pretty good.
>>146943376
So would Toby be considered a God in dog form in Undertale?
>>146942532
It's like choosing your favorite child.I really like the late parts. My favorite before reboot is definitely 3. My fav is for some reason Giorno and I am aware of my shit taste- I'm just so happy a child of a villain may be a protagonist and that he can use the personality traits inherited from him for good... if you can call fucking shit up to be a "gangstar" good. Especially contrasted with other Dio's children, who wanted to be someone just by being his children, rather than having a dream for themselves. I can't deny though part 7 and 8 are so good, I love Johny/Gyro dynamics and Johnny being so human by being a little bit whiny amd flawed, I love Gappy and his struggle to discover whom he is.
I don't like part 4 that much because even if it's objectively good, I don't like school boy setting, and the fandom's focus in it really makes me oversated with it.
Also, I'm a sick fuck who is bored by too long and too sophisticated fights. My fav was this dumbass DIO in Egypt fight, because it was very epic,pretty simple and cool. I like cool gimmicks, but I like shit I can follow, tbqh there's often too many asspulls to have this nice "wow I could've think of that but I didn't, very smart!" feel, it's mostly rather "uh ok then" feel. I still like watching people with their skin peeling off, so I'm ok.
8>7>3>5>6=4=2=1
>>146943531
No, but you can say he is as to us as god is to man.
>>146943531
More like the devil, looking at the Annoying Dog's track record.
>>146943483
Ignoring Sans, these two are pretty cute.
>>146943592
>God
>doG
Oh my doG
>>146943483
>>146943376
>>146943637
>tfw no even pretend frisk/chara gf/bf
why live
>>146943725
I can be your fallen human
>>146943637
>that sans
Yes when I think of sans, I think of call of duty skull bandana and fangs.
>>146943637
The things with "simple" cosplays is that because there's so few details it's a lot easier to fuck up and just be "guy in a t-shirt"
At least those two aren't ham planets or something. They look ok.
>>146943558
Part 7 was really good, and I'm glad Part 8's getting really exciting.It's a shame the Part 1 - 6 universe didn't end that well, though.
>>146939918
I think Hellboy would make for a great cross-over. Mostly because Hellboy can be crossed with anything
I wish I could do sexy cosplays for my Undertale friends, like you.
>>146943864
>It's a shame the Part 1 - 6 universe didn't end that well, though.
You didn't like gay priest overloading his stand?
>>146943637
Fucking kek at the old womans face to the left. Sums it up pretty nicely.
There is a family of goats that lives on a farm near my home, should I break in at night and mate with the mother?
>>146943985
Let me tell you about undertale.png
>>146944031
>>146943852That's the debate going on in my head right now about cosplaying Chara or Frisk.
>>146943764
Thanks, I can at least pretend an anon's here with me.
>>146944035
You beat me to it dangit
>>146944031
Yes
>>146943985
Excuse you that's Frisk's mum.
>>146944070
>That's the debate going on in my head right now about cosplaying Chara or Frisk.
Hey, it can't be worse than when I cosplayed L when I was 15except when i cosplayed Olimar when I was 17
>>146944031
sure
report back the results
>>146944031
Fuck the dad!
>>146944170From Pikmin? That sounds sick tho
>>146944245Yea, except I'm a fairly bad cosplayer (and I was even worse then) so it ended up just looking like some random fucking awful shit. Yellow shirt and pink paint and pipe cleaners for hair. I just hope no photos of that exist on some random person's camera.I even ran into a 5-group of pimin cosplayers and I had to awkwardly explain I was supposed to be olimar.
Eh, what's good and what not?
This goat is nice and huggable.
>>146943958
my mind made so many bad puns when I was reading this part that it made my head hurt, even if I know it reads "puchchi".I wonder what Giorno was doing. I agree him just appearing deus ex machina with GER would be lame, but hum being forgotten feels weird.
>>146944530
Goats are scrawny and yuck
>>146944530
yes
>>146944386
>that second spoilerOh god, that sounds horrible. I'm sorry you carry such a burden from the past.When I was like 11 a friend and I both cosplayed as Marisa from touhou. It was basically rags, because we didn't know how to sew properly. No wigs, either, and my friend didn't have a hat. At least it's pretty easily recognizable.
Did you ever try to do Olimar again?
>>146944842
No, after that it's been 3Homestuckcosplays that ranged from "kind of bad" to "actually pretty good I think", but I purposefully chose easy (but distinct) ones to get around the problem I mentioned earlier and my shit ability at anything regarding costume making.
I sort-of tried to do a Kira cosplay but the first year I forgot and the next year, even after 2 years, I had still never made the cosplay fully so I just ended up with a purple suit, a wig, and a tie, which could have been worse.
I taped a detached hand prop to the bag I carried around for ~extra~ shit, but when I took the cosplay off for the 3rd day I got more attention than when I was actually in cosplay because then I was just "guy with a hand taped to his bag".
>>146945026
Huh, that's kind of interesting, don't distract from the actual cosplay...
I've gotten kiiiind of better, but I suck at making hats and hat-related things.
Still cute after all these years.
>>146945796
Heeey that's prettycute
>>146945796
>>146945865
/utg/ might be dead, but im still going to post cute goats
>Is that Papyrus with a pineapple for a head?? WHY?? Is that some kind of pun!?
What did he mean by this?
>>146946368
This one's cute.
>>146946461
I think it's just her trying to figure out why it's there.
>>146946461
I tried to somehow find the pun in pineapple or papyrus
Nicepants
>>146946536
This one's also cute
>>146947417
More cuties.
>>146947576
Some more ctuye
Everything is in ruins.
And I am to blame.
Good morning /utg/
Well it's actually noon but whatever.
>>146947417
>>146947576
>>146947704
>>146947707
you give LOVE a bad name
>>146947707
So you finally admit your crimes Toby?
>>146946368
W-wait
Why are we dead
Did something happen?
>>146941912
UUH,
>2016
>Still no fic where Undyne helps Alphys put on her pullups for the night because of her PTSD-based incontinence
But why
I want tohold handswithyour favourite
>>146948245
L-lewd
A bunch of cuties.
>>146948283
Not so cute with different context.
>>146948245
...you might have a problem there.
Post canon frisk
>>146948058
>>146948790
no. post utg frisk.
>>146948245
he doesn't have hands
>>146948892
Taiwun no 1
>>146948909
that complete fuckin' turnaround.
did not expect
>>146948245
Me too.
Rest in spaghetti /utg/
real comfy hours
God, I love my cat
>>146949928
Catfucker pls go
>>146949768
Gettin /comfy/
>>146950056
super comfy
>>146950056
Well, it is comfy hours, is it not?
Because I'm feeling pretty comfy, sitting here cuddling with my cat
goodnight thread.ayy, my buddy in tumblr you might be reading this. yeah I shoulda been off the laptop like 10 mins ago but I was going through my dash and saw this and I'm like "aww hell i wanna post this on the thread". and so I did. what the hell do you do in the day time that you were awake the whole night. my dude. I will be off for real this time. good morning again
>>146949768
Comfy, yes.
>>146950774
Good night, you.
>>146950774
good night
>>146950774
>that pic
Context required.
>>146951005
http://iltialid.tumblr.com/
>>146951110
Neat
>>146951110
the engrish makes it even better
>dreamt about demons and college all night
>instead of comfy undertale dreams
sucks
>>146944530
From the thumbnail I thought this was gote hanging from a noose.
>>146948245
I'll stab you in the gut and gourge out your eyes if you even try it
>>146951943
Stop being so overprotective of Frisk, Chara.
>>146951982
>Frisk
>implying
>>146948892
Gook Frisk Best Frisk. I want all of these comics.
>>146952075
All of them.
Preferably in hard cover.
>>146952118
>An entire hardcover book dedicated to shitposting comics
Truly this is a modern age we live in.
Wosh?
>>146952239
Wosh the children.
Does milka come by here any more? Or any other writefags? Did all our fiction die?
>>146952442
Doogle is still here and released two fics last night
>>146952442
They do show up every so often.
>>146952516
Good ol dependable doogle, I need to pay more attention
>>146952516
Got a link? I missed it.
>>146952239
>Crack
>>146952657
Some tickle fic request thing
http://pastebin.com/CijVjhtM
and lewd
http://pastebin.com/L6MQSQhz
also poll on what he should write next, no idea if its still active or not but meh whatever
http://www.strawpoll.me/10617470
>>146952696
Edgy
>>146952696
delete
>>146949219
I feel like the royal family would be more popular with the humans than Frisk
>>146953061
>Everybody wants their own goat husbando / waifu
>Frisk has to keep the horny masses aware from their new adopted family
sounds about right
>>146953145
Someone write a fic
>>146953145
>>146953165
Paging Doogle
>>146953145
Would they get more or less attention if it was Asrielle instead of Asriel? I'm betting more. By a significant amount.
WAKE UP FAGGOTS IT'S THREAD TIME
>>146940947
>That pic
Oh, I didn't know that my request got done. I really hope that the person who made it knows that I appreciate this.
>>146953848
>Asrielle
>>146953896
I'm here
>>146953848
No, faggots are more annoying
>>146954107
>>146954190
No no, I'm saying if it was Asrielle instead of Asriel in that comic. A young female gote would likely get loads more attention than a young male one.
>>146954245
Asrielle is grade A faggotry though.
If I were a teenage girl, I'd crave the goat dick.
>>146954351
no. you would crave theecto[/spoiler ]dick.
>>146954245
You underestimate the power of furry homos.
>>146953896
I'm up
>>146954351
So you don't now?
>>146954395That may be true as well. It'd be fun to find out.
>>146954395
I'm pretty sure an ecto dick would be spoiled already. What would an ecto spoiler dick even do that a regular ecto dick couldn't?
>>146954395
well, i even used control+s and still managed to fuck that up.
Crybleat came back to tell us what happened and to say good bye. Was going to quote what happened here, but its kind of fucked up.I can safely say that Undertale has ruined lives for years to come
>>146954596
what
the
fuck
>>146954469
I meant more.
>>146954596
His pedophilia get him in trouble? That's not really Undertales fault
>>146954596
quote it or summarize it.
>>146774027
WAIT A MINUTE.
Isn't uploading images like that illegal?
>>146954619
>>146954687
Not legally, but yeah, it did.
>>146954596
Quote it anyway. You've already piqued my curiosity.
>>146954745
Fucking called it
>>146954745
His family found out?
>>146954596
>Undertale has ruined lives
These people would've ruined their lives already regardless of the game. At best it accelerated the process, but I'm not sure I'd even go that far.
Fresh goats and a flower
>>146954939
Cute!
>>146954619
>>146954687
>>146954734
>>146954759
>>146954774
To sum it all up, this >>146954823
Saved me the hassle, but yeah. He's trying to put Undertale, and the internet, behind him.
>>146951851
>>146954939
Tiny Tori is Best Tori.
>>146955017
no
not like this
http://imgur.com/QuVyWbk
Sin
>>146955017
Oh no.
So they found lewds I assume?
I wonder what his family did or what exactly happened, but at least that clears it up a bit.
It's not really his fault but it's unfortunate anyways.
>>146955017
He shoulda never done lewds, poor bastard.
This is why pumpkin is strictly for pure.
>>146955017
nope didn't say anything like that
t. cb
>>146955082
Exactly, exactly. Did you make this just now? I like it a lot, thank you for doing it if so.
>>146955017
Kek they found the lewds?
>>146955373
Proofs?
>>146955428
I would proof for anything that cry said.
>>146955017
How do you even handle something like that?
"Sorry family, I'll stop drawing goat kids and hanging online in certain circles now" I mean fuck, it's a free country, the damage is already done. I get if it puts him off the whole fandom and I don't blame him for removing everything, I'm just saying that he might as well stick around.
At least for the support he gets from here, distant as it might be.
>>146955017
Weird. How old he is anyway?
I hope he wont abandon drawing.
I'm going to have noodles with brown chippy sauce. Is this going to be disgusting? I feel like it's the sort of thing Alphys might try.
>>146955157
CB wants to go out with a whimper. I think that's what is going to happen.
>>146955428
>>146955262
I think someone brought his imgur to their attention. We think its froman anon they were online dating with
>>146955502
I think CB's worried about everyone else knowing about it.
which one of you fucks is in the gay seagull thread on /v/
>>146955521
the only way to find it SCIENCE
Okay so i had a dream last night and a lot of things happened in it but basically mettaton fucked me in the butt, the human looking one not the calculator
He fucked a lot of people in the butt actually
Okay technically he tricked kids into shitting in a weird toilet with blue stuff on it for 5 bucks and then fucked them in the butt without lube
The kids were more or less kids i knew from primary school and i was a kid too
It was in this huge weird place and we needed money to get out of it so it looked like a good deal to just go to the toilet and get five dollars but none of us knew
Peter capaldi showed up and tried to get me to eat some butter with lactulose or laxatives in it or something in it so i could poop at some point but i didn't eat it because i was scared of vomiting
Eventually i did manage to shit and then watched mettaton fuck some of them in the butt
I just sort of sat there and worried about how much it would hurt, how long it would take and such
When it came to me i managed to make a deal
He would take one dollar off the of the five and in turn he would use lube
Some more stuff happened after that but that's basically itI haven't even played undertale yet
>>146955689
>gay seagull thread on /v/
not surprised
>>146955620
>CB
But those are my initials stop this
>>146955734
YEAH! SCIENCE!
Okay this was a terrible idea never mind fuck science
>>146955428
I'm not sure whats going on here I'm going back to sleep
>>146955620
w-what
>>146955760
Seek Jesus.
>>146955964
Never leave
For the love of god, never leave
>>146955964
oh hey its cry. what's up man?
>>146955964
BTFO
T
F
O
>>146955620
>>146956064
>>146956084
>>146956109
>1467207426358.png
Doesn't look like crybleats art either
>>146956172
>doesn't look like crybleat's art
Ignoring the filename, that's very clearly CB's art you retard.
>>146956172
it definitely looks like his art my friend
Maybe I could be a famous drawfag one day.
>>146955082
>>146955964
these pics are on the same paper too
I am so confused now and don't know who to believe
>>146955964
THOSE IRISES ARE NOT PROPER CRESCENTS
THIS IS NOT CRYBLEAT
>>146956337
listen to your heart anon, believe that
>>146955964
>>146956172
>>146956337
Wait a minute.
This ain't adding up.
SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT HERE.
>>146956504shapeshifters
>wait 5 mins before I post this
>sure enough good art gets retweeted
I'm on to your game twitter...anyways if people still want this
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmHzvK4VAAAbBFF.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl-Fs48UoAArQ36.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl_TLJCUgAAaRsL.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmBTtZOWQAAnKtm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmBU_d-WEAA-32C.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjRqY1eXEAE7fZd.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjRqY95XIAEb4gl.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmG53VtVAAAy83G.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmHnYr7VAAADrqC.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmHjky_UkAEV-4g.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ckxhe4gVAAAmEKS.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmGF3_bXEAAAn0b.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmDzmqqWYAAh9iD.jpg:orig
>Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmDxfsbWIAAvvQD.jpg:orig
>Fish
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmDThSfVEAEPKWs.png:orig
>Chara and Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmHnBO-UsAAfqHz.png:orig
>Frisk and Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmHjOlRUoAAhJnY.jpg:orig
>Annoying Dog x Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmCKxZxUYAAQnnK.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmHeZZCUkAA1Xqo.jpg:orig
>Friendship
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmHh1nvVYAEhqLO.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmGrjajUYAASDGe.jpg:orig
http://i.imgur.com/Yqlwvsp.gif
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmHjr4ZUYAUJjHW.png:orig
>>146956569
dat fish
:(
>>146956569
Boobyfish is best fish.
>>146956569
Thanks bro.
>>146956569
thanks for those skells man
>>146956791
https://youtu.be/WChTqYlDjtI
>>146956831
Frisk is so cool.
>>146956569
You're the only poster that matters.
If people care Storyshift updated
http://imgur.com/a/LVe2c
So is crybleat kill or not?
Was it an impostor?
Was his tumblr really wiped?
>>146956172
looks like his handwriting
t. flockmod regular
>>146957396
Schrodinger's crybeat
>>146957396
Find out next week, on the new exiting episode of /U! T! G!/
>>146957494
hehe
>>146957494
i hope i die next episode, im like the worst character
>>146957723
Frick is that you?
>>146957723
Alphys get off the computer
>>146957494
>exiting
*exciting
>>146955964
>>146957435
That's not his signature.
t. picarto regular
>>146957836
>he doesn't want to leave
>>146957871
>implying anyone here can leave
>>146957871
I want toRemainhere.
>>146957396
The tumblr really is gone.
>>146957871
>Implying that's an option
>>146958068
That's so cuteand sexy
A young gote!
>>146958258
The fuck is with his neck
>>146958068
We posting cats?
>>146958340
I really don't know
I want to save Crybleat
>>146958601
Delete this
>>146958601
This is the picture next to "degeneracy" in the dictionary
>>146958068
>>146958354
Is it cat time?
>>146958705
Yes
>>146958601
This is why I need Woshuaposting.
>>146956569
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmHnBO-UsAAfqHz.png:orig
What is happening here?
>>146958881
Chara is beating the shit out of Frisk?
>>146958565
Reminder that Cry is like Asriel.
>>146958802
>>146958705
Cute cats?
>>146958918
Pure huggable
>>146958918
Nah they're different in the fact that I'd actually give my soul to Cry.
>>146958991
Fuck off Woshu
>>146959016
I want more pictures of these two.
>>146957272
I can't wait for another episode of Asgore the perfect god scientist who Toriel will love unconditionally because he didn't do anything wrong ever and psychopath retard Undyne who exists to be mean and for Asgore to command her like the worthless wretch she is
>>146959109
Ok=)
>>146959242
You post this literally every time, just stop reading if it triggers you this bad
>>146957808
that wasnt me but i echo that man's sentiments
>>146959016
Cuter cats
The cat doesn't deserve to be happy
Burg
>>146959109
Didn't realise I had the full version.
>>146959509
Yes he does. Shut up.
>>146958705
>>146959016
Fighting cat?
>>146959715
why are they white
>>146959463
It's a pretty cute cat
But it's not undertale
>>146959109
K
I'll draw you some
>>146959768
Oh
Ok
>>146959547
He's cute
>>146959996
I want to kill that bunny.
>>146959863
Thanks
>>146959743
I would say stylization, but he probably just forgot to color it after uploading it
>>146960145
Why?
>>146960268
He'd make a pretty big batch of rabbit stew.
https://65.media.tumblr.com/078631ba259849e2b1f6afa93ef31de8/tumblr_o9jeqvbLJP1thlyido5_1280.jpg
https://66.media.tumblr.com/76f566021fc0aeb166bca7a1c458ef90/tumblr_o9jeqvbLJP1thlyido1_1280.jpg
>>146960369
>wanting dusty stew
???
>>146960417
You just have to stew him properly before he turns to dust.
>>146960484
Did Sans kill himself? Its kinda hard to tell
>>146960489
You'd have to eat it while he's still alive, though.
Once he dies in the stewing process, you got a bowl of wet dust.
Who is this artist and where can I find them?
>>146960574
Just keep him barely alive for months in the basement. Chunks of rabbit stew at a time.
>>146960617
that's ammazolie, go to ammazolie.tumblr.com
>>146960563
Yeah
>>146960617
@2njnman on twitter
>>146960650
Fucked up
>>146960683
Thank you.
>>146960650
Isn't that the person behind the ingenious work of fiction known as "Yanderetale"?
>>146960738
>>146960945
it was a little prank, but you were wise
Goodnight!
>>146961412
oh, goodnight!!
>the shop had one bag left of the crisps I wanted (crisps that I haven't had since I was a kid, apart from last time)
This was a great day!
>but they didn't have the chocolate milk I wanted
This day was... better than it could have been!
>>146961412
Good night anon
>>146961940
>>>>>>>reposting from 9gag
Post from the source or don't post it at all.
>>146961874
I'm happy for you, Asriel
>tfw PC keeps BSODing and have no idea why
All life is pain! I'm gonna go buy myself more junk food and maybe booze to forget it.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10620350
>>146962248
Windows 10?
>>146962156
>muh 9gag boogieman
WE WAZ LEGION AND SHIEET!
>>146962357
>boogyman
>literally says 9gag on the picture
>>146962310
No, 7. Now started it in safe mode just to see how long it stays running and post from phone whenever it fails.
I really, really couldn't be arsed to deal with this now.
>>146962310
>tfw people keep thinking I'm good at computers just because I use one all day
Yeah and someone who drives a car knows all about the inner workings of the internal combustion engine.
>>146962357
9gag and other such websites compress image from source, tend to remove artist signatures, and add an ugly watermark.
It doesn't have jack shit to do with MUH SECRET CLUB or whatever else, you tard.
>>146962658
I know that feel mang.
Hello, Anon who made pic related here
I tried to make the body but I realized I might need some actual artistic talent to continue.
Do you think Undertale will still be relevant by the end of the seven years it will take me to get good?
>>146962249
If you're going to post polls every thread you should mix it up and make some actual positive ones every once in a while.
idk just a thought I had, might be a little crazy but I think you could do it
>>146962717
>>146962454
Well, I'm gonna keep doing it, so deal with it.
>>146962658
>>146962773
Do people give you weird things to fix?
I've fixed several computers for my family using common knowledge and the google, they have since handed me 3 phones, 2 TVs, and one Gamecube.
So someone please summarize for me the situation about Cry since i cant follow this shit from work.
Is Crybleat dead?
Did Cry get in trouble or something?
Why did he delete all his shit?
>>146956569
100% fishy ;)
>>146963069
Someone said his family found his pedo shit but then another poster that might be cry made it seem like bullshit so who the fuck knows for sure. All we know is that his tumblr is deleted
>>146963069
He got caught sucking off the family cat and now he's going to prison
RIP
>>146963069
We sacrificed him to the Edgegote.
So far, Lord Gote hasn't replied so we're not sure if we did the ritual right.
>>146963069
he's fine, the person who said all that shit about his family finding out about his ut stuff and ruining his life was lying
>>146963069
He just got tired of UT and moved on.
>>146962782
Unfortunately, no.
how the fuck is utg still alive? has there been any new content recently?
>>146963053
No, that's never happened with me before. Sometimes my grandmother will ask me with help on how to work her tablet, but that's it. Also people kept suggesting jobs or signing up for things related to computers.
>myself and another go to this place that trains you in computers or something to get you a qualification
>woman asks him what he does with computers
>says all this impressive stuff
>"And you?"
>"Browse the internet and play video games."
The pause at that moment was the worst pause I've ever experienced. Why did someone think I would be good at this?
>>146963385
We mostly only exist for new art, fanfiction, and complaining about the fandom along with the occasional new guy.
>>146963385
My drawings.
>>146963385
Nah, the Hack hasn't released anything new and probably never will. I'm giving this place another week or two and then I'm out.
>>146963053
It's software problems that often take like 5 minutes to fix most of the time.
>>146963501
Why though, considering how far we've come?
>>146962842
Don't get mad at other peoples opinions
>>146963501
thats what they all say. i started coming here in feb after trying to game. i take hiatuses but i still come back for fish pictures lol
>>146963605
I've just gotten bored of this place, to be honest. It's not nearly as lively or fun as it used to be, and most content creators have left or moved on to something else.
>>146963069
>shitposter made up a story about his family finding his lewds
>Cry steps in and tells that its bullshit
>shitposter buttblasted in silence that his lie got ousted
>Cry still not elaborating exactly why he just went off the grid
That about sums it up.
>>146963501
That's what I said in November, anon.
You'll be back.
What video games do you guys play outside of undertale?
>>146964149
Civilization 5 and Team Fortress 2. Fallout 4 and BioShock as well, if I ever get around to starting them up again.
>>146964149
ss13
>>146964149
Dark Souls and Counter-Strike.
>>146964149
I'm usually into FPS and RPG style games. Specifically I've been playing Monster Hunter, Pokemon, Halo, modded Skyrim, Counter Strike, and most recently a JoJo fan RPG.
>>146964149
BlazBlue
Marvel vs Capcom
Shovel Knight
and recently 7th stand user
>>146964149
Old ass shit like Bladurs Gate and card games like yugioh and mtg is what I usually play for fun. Lately i've been on a bit of a Stardew Valley kick and I play on a Terraria server with friends sometimes
>>146964149
TF2, COH2, War Thunder, Darkest Hour and Subnautica.
>>146964423
MKid and his friends!
>>146964149
civilization 5, victoria II, europa universalis IV, overwatch, league of legends, dota2, diablo III, smite, strife and little of age of empires II/III here and there
>>146964379
SS13?
>>146964476
Wait, there's a jojo fan RPG?
>>146964537
>Tfw blazblue and P4AU are my first fighting games I've ever played
>Literally can only spam autocombo
How do I get better at arc system fighters? I usually find a character like taokaka with a few moves you can easily spam over and over again and go from there.
>>146964803
>SS13?
Space Station 13
>>146964803
ss13 is what happens when a bunch of autists are given a space station and 25% of them are given a casus belli to murder everyone else
good shit and it'd take forever to explain. i'dcheck the ss13 general here on /vg/. its a super fun game and could always use more players.
>>146964149
Payday 2, FF14, EO and whatever shit i bought in the sales
>>146964803
>Wait, there's a jojo fan RPG?
http://7thjojo.tumblr.com/post/98202338885/after-several-months-in-the-making-the-7th-stand
>>146964149
Skyrim, mount and blade, and FF14 when I can get my damn Internet to work
>>146964803
Yeah, it's called 7th stand user. You play as a custom character that tags along with the part 3 crew. You even get your own stand, which varies by some questions Abdul asks you. You should check it out, it's free and it's pretty fun.
>>146964149
counter-strike, melee, pokemon (soon)
just bought stardew valley and hyperlight drifter, will probably be playing those in the upcoming days
>>146964149
Eternal Crusade alpha.
>>146965405
Other anon, I haven't watched/read any Jojo. Should I do that before trying the game out?
>>146965529
Well I always recommend to at least read the manga, but you can still play the game with hardly any prior JoJo knowledge and not get completely lost in the story.
>>146965461
How is it? Is it worth getting into yet?
t. 40kfag
>>146965267
>>146965405
What were your standsI got Pharoh Sanders
>>146965839
Im having a fucking blast, though the Eldar are currently UP. But its all alpha and will be balanced accordingly in the betas. If anything those point eared cocksuckers are probably gonna be the most OP shit ever considering all the classes they have.
>>146965894Cardigans first playthrough.Red Garland second playthrough
How good/fun is Sanders?
>>146966012
>f anything those point eared cocksuckers are probably gonna be the most OP shit ever considering all the classes they have.
Oh boy. Eh I'll grab it later on in development.
So while looking up some shitty Alternate Universe ideas I came across Outertale. Why is this idea plagued by the annoying blue and yellow colour motif? Don't people find that shit Ugly when it's put on everything?
>>146965894
Howlin' Wolf, its okay but aside form some cool stuff with Iggy is kind of boring
>>146965267
>All the music is in midi files
Oh boy!
Also does this mean I can change the music by replacing the midi files with ones of the same name? If so, I'll go do that first.
>>146966289
>shitting on best AU
Typical spider
>>146966506
I said it's good but the "everything has to be blue and yellow" shit is annoying.
>>146966289
I find you ugly desu
>>146966480
Yeah you can. I was bummed at first about them being midi but there are some real good tracks in there.
>>146966580
>I said it's good
you literally did not
>>146966803
Well I'm saying it now fuck you
>>146966580
It's spehss so everything has to be either blue and yellow.
>>146966872
It's so grating though. If it was made into a game it would be annoying to look at. Why can't we have at least some variety in colors damn it
>>146967031
At least it's not chrome.
There's no need to go to space. Gaster's been there and he says it's boring.
>>146966638
I can't get past the intro section of 7th stand user because the only button that does anything is alt and that confirms. I'm guessing it wasn't supposed to be like this.
How do I control the game?
>>146966156
I am only past the first boss so I can't say for certain, seems like the standard powerful magic RPG trope.
But I am also really bad at RPGs not in the sense that I lose a lot but in the sense that I grind 5 levels above what level is safe.
I know stands are supposed to do things outside of battle but I haven't seen that yet with Sanders
We need more Undyne/Dark Souls art.
>>146967197
hit all the buttons
>>146967197
Z is confirm and X is cancel. You move with the arrows and once you get the radio you use it with Shift.
>>146967293
I've literally done that, every button on the keyboard doesn't do anything but like alt and ctrl.
>>146967345
I already tried that but, nothing happened.
>>146967290
I'm missing my Asriel as a hollow elite knight pic.
I liked that.
>>146967428
That's odd, but I've had similar situations happen to me before when I tried to play OFF and HOME. It's a problem with RPG Maker, you should just restart your computer.
What kind of pie do you degenerates actually like?
Or other deserts, if you don't like pie
>>146962782
If Homestuck managed to still be relevant after that time
>>146968060
Spunk-filled.
>>146968060
Pie is shit but idk I guess chocolate chip cookies or something
god its dead as fuck today
>>146968060
...
I don't think I've ever had pie now that I think about it.
I'll just go with chocolate fudge cake.
>>146966506
I hate AUs, I can't even stand Storyshift.
Maybe I just have shit taste but this is swaying me hard.
Are there any other good aesthetic AUs?
>>146968060
Pumpkin, pecan, and apple are my favorites. As for other desserts, I really cake with cream and flan.
>Captcha: select all pies
>>146964707Not surprising
>>146968060
>>146968060
>do you degenerates
I missed the "you" part. Disregard my postunless you're offering to make it.
>>146968270
Besides Outertale for aesthetics I only really follow Underfell as well as some swap stuff when it's not skelefaggotry.
There's also pic related for the only art of the dreaded swapfell I like.
>>146968060
Blueberry pie is a classic here.
It really encourages you to go pick up some when it means that a pie will happen.
>>146968307
>I really like cake with ice cream
Jesus, I still need to wake up.
>>146968060
cheesecake, most kinds of torte, Donauwelle
>10 hour thread with no end in sight
>>146969027
>65 posters
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Cute burg.
>>146969027
>>146969083
DEADER THAN A PILE OF GOATS
>>146969212
adorable burg
>>146969279
Burg and bot
>>146968060
Pecan, keylime, pumpkin and sweet potato.
Post cute goatsall goats are cute fyi
>>146969373
burg and bunny
>>146969427
>frisk's feet
>two toes
>>146969616
Are all goats lovely?
>>146969373
Bot and burg
>>146966580
It's not really creative, yeah. It does make the Underground (spaceground?) look more connected though.
>playing insurgency
>dude with Toriel avatar
>check his Steam profile
>FAGGOATs group
>Bronies BR
I regret this decision
>>146969427
Do you think that Frisk bullies Sans because he's so small?
>>146969896
I'd go with handsome for some of them but whatever floats your boat
>>146969896
Generally yes.
>>146969927
Bot and burg performing inappropriate workplace behavior.
>>146970078
What are you talking about, that's completely appropriate. Go read the Worker's Handbook again.
>>146970056
>not float mygoat
>>146970201
<that image
>>146970201
FUCK YOU
>>146969927
>>146970078
>>146970182
>>146970426
Would you prefer standard cat bully?
>>146970510
what about no bully?
>>146970201
>540
>Not 1280
Why don't we just castrate the cat?
He might mate with that stray.
>>146970057
Still cant believe fanart was drawn of that fic
>>146970590
Oh no, it's adorable
>>146970590
That's not how life works dear.
>>146970630
>not wanting adorable kittens
Outta my face, you cuck.
>>146969212
>>146969279
Reminder that he is canonically hideous and grotesque
>>146970250
<whitetexting
<2015
>>146970721
Eww no, they would look terrible, if you mix the fat purple one and the ugly orange one.
>>146970760
Your point?
>>146970201
Why does this art look familliar
>>146970849
>kittens
>ever having the potential to look terrible
Son i told you to piss off.
>>146970651
yeah, it's adorable
>>146970716
oh, come on
>>146970760
people fall in love with hideous people all the time
what's your point
>>146970914
The guy also drew some Asriel, I think
>>146971016
you're right, just look at all the people that fell in love with asriel
>>146970201
I want moreboobyToriel.
>>146971016
>oh come on
Come on, we all know MTT's just tsundere.
>>146971081
>Asriel
>not Toriel and Asgore
get your shit taste out of here
>>146971016
Ugly people shouldn't fall in love. They just get ugly children
>>146970914
>>146971187
>any goats
We all know Jerry's the real fan favorite.
>>146970250
>>146970252
All parts of the lovely goat lady are to be cherished, especially thebooby
From her horns, ears, and eyes, all the way to her arms, elbows and toes
Because they all come together to make the lovely goat lady, and she uses them all to do things like listening, making puns, walking, and giving hugs
Yes, even theboobyI can't rhyme for shit but you know what i mean
>>146971081
How dare you.
>>146971084
>>146971250
>those spoilers
>>146971094
but what about the blue rabbit
>>146971213
oh, that's sad
>>146971392
Love triangle! Just like alphys' anime.
>>146971187
I don't like any of the goats but falling for the adult goats is more understandable than falling for some edgy deviantart fursona
>>146971619gnarly
Alphys vore when
I want to be Sans' gf
>>146971952
Why's it gotta be Alphys every time?
>>146972014
>gf
Putting a female clothing doesn't make you a girl, anon.
>>146972014
I want to be toriel's husband
>>146972087
Grillby vore when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXE1t0PgBA0
>>146972094
I didn't say it did
>>146972262
Grillby vore already exists, it's calledhell
>>146972365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6d3h-NpS8
>grillby vores a helicopter.wmv
>>146972014
i want to be sans' bf
>>146972515
No, he's mine. You can't have him.
>>146972580i meant best friend
>>146972679
Okay that's fine. Just don't get any ideas.
I want to tell a bedtime story to the goat in
Cristopher Lee's voice.
>>146972735
im more worried about you gettin ideas partner. if you fuck him over i'll be on that ass
>>146972901
I might not be able to stop myselfor him
>>146973036
i meant emotionally you pervert
warning!
don't click this!
unless you're brave!
>>146973396
>>146973396
oh god this is not allowed
>>146973396
reported
>>146973396
This is a family friendly board anon
>>146973669
>>146973396
yeah anon what the fuck
>>146973396
This is a blue board anon.
>>146972851
Bring back the crybleat back.
>>146973396
off course! shotagotebro, suchhave of eroticity, that all situation, alltime, he make cummies happen!
afternoon fellas
how's tricks?
>>146974163
please never stop doing what you do, you brighten up my day
>>146974207
I've got more tricks than your local hooker.
>>146974207
bad
>>146974115shhno tearsonly dreams now
>>146974207
still limited to child consumption.
>>146974207
Working on something I have no motivation for anymore.
>>146974469
dreams of the goat
>>146974637
As long as you make sure your goat consumes enough children daily.
>>146972087
Because I like Alphys.
>>146974494
cyoot
>>146974689
whatcha workin on
>>146974727
>you will never encounter kinda scary and very intimidating but also cool and sassy goat so tall he has to kneel to be on your face level
I want to dream again.
>>146974689
This
>>146974689
At least you're working on something.
Like I probably should be, but I no longer care. And when I don't care, I don't put in any effort. And when I put in no effort, nothing happens!
Isn't it wonderful?
It isn't.
Goats.
>>146974115
Im pretty sure he still lurks about.
Okay, which one of you gave Papyrus coffee?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdFDCkRUWwA
>>146975535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNeBhQ6khwc
>>146975180
Working on a cover of Bonetrousle an anon asked two weeks ago.
It has been an anchor project, since I want to start working on A Battle Against A True Hero, but this is taking too long and this song is difficult for me to learn and play.
In comparison, Death report only took me a day to finish.
>>146975671
Dang it anon, you know he loses his shit when he has coffee!
>>146975752
I want to murder these goats.
Except Toriel, she can stay.
>>146975960
>Except Toriel
shit taste
>>146975752
fucking greedy ass nigga asriel
>>146976087
>Dadfag
>Saying shit about anyone
Good afternoon /utg/, I love you!
>>146976180
>trying to start shit with me
Nah i'm good and i'm just going to keep enjoying my favorite goat
but good luck getting someone to fight with
>>146976271
Do you?
I wish mom and dad wouldn't fight so much..
>>146976108
The small goat needs his food!
What else could he be fed with if there's no more bread?
>>146975515
Work on something you have a passion for.
>>146976342
He'll eat nothing. He'll grow up malnourished, and at only a portion of the height he could have grown to.
>>146976271
Shut up and go gulp down more dick
>>146976323
shut up nerd
*gives u a swirly*
>>146976525
>>146976180
Toriel would be disappointed in you
>>146976271
Don't ever die.
>>146976421
I used to care about music. Now I don't. So I have a bunch of almost-finished projects that I could be uploading online if I worked on them just a bit more but now, I don't give a fuck.
Oh well, I guess it's not the first time.
>>146976271
That's funny because I hate me.
>>146976525
do not be mean to that boy
>>146976271
Sup crate
>>146976525
Momfags sure have been assholes lately
>>146976679
It's true though, Dadfags don't really have any place to say shit about almost anyone else in these threads.
>>146976758
>>146976679
>>146976834
I was actually supposed to quote >>146976323 but I guess this works, too.
>>146954087I'm here, thanks.
>>146976913
>it was a floweyfag all along
Like poetry
>>146976834
nah, man
that nigga's a not-brother, just don't let him get to ya
>>146976708
I'm almost having the same thing. I have recorded so much stuff, covers and original stuff, but I never share them. I only listen them for my amusement.
Now they're just piling up on my HDD.
>>146976858
I was just saying only sparing Toriel and not all three goats were shit and i'll stand by that but i'm also not really in the mood to latch on to bait
also i'm trying to play card games atm
>>146977185
>I'm not going to respond
>Responds
Mate, pick one.
>>146976494
Good. Serves him right for all that time traveling mass murder nonsense.
>>146977296
I was responding to what I assume was a different person and not to the actual bait but decent point and i'll just drop the whole thing here.
>>146976913
That's what you get for telling an innocent goteson to guzzle cum!!
>>146977185
>playing card games
onmotorcyclesright?
>>146977469
>innocent
No, see, it's funny because Asriel is gay but Toriel doesn't really approve.
>>146977330
whoa man you cant just wish manlet disease on someone like that, its fucked up
>>146977527
you know it
>leave for nearly 24 hours
>we've only gone through one thread
Damn, I was expecting more.
How is everyone doing today?
>>146977604
Then what would you have me do?
>>146976494
>>146977330
I'll feed him myself!
Asriel will become very tall!
>>146977794
Forcing myself. >>146975705
>>146977847
just leave him to be a soulless flower
>>146977794
Okay I guess. Mostly playing vidya alt-tabbed or reading fanfics.
Also had dinner which included a half disintegrated egg.
>>146977794
American AM hours tend to be really slow, one thread lasts 12 hours kind of deal.
Uh, good day or whatever
>>146977794
I got pretend help for my depression, so I guess I'll now pretend to be happier again.
I'm good at that. That way people still like my company and I forget my troubles. At least for a while.
>>146977076
>they don't count because I said so
okay
>>146978019
That sounds like a worse punishment. I'll allow it.
>>146978090
Alphys?
>>146978071
And a good day to you as well.
>>146977794
pretty good, someone drew art of me so that was a nice surprise
>>146976834
Man, I don't know why one outlier posting mom gets to give us this generalization. Like, I'm not trying to be douche, but c'mon, what the hell, man? I don't do this with other characterposters. Not Azfags, not dadfags, not charafags, et cetera. What's the deal?
Who are the most pathetic characterfags that you wish would leave so that /utg/ wouldn't be so shitty anymore?
>>146978542
(You)fags are the worst.
Am i the only one who actually likes us being dead?
I can literally go to work and not worry about missing shit, cause we are slow enough that i can catch up when i get back.
Before, when we were speeding through with threads like every 3 hours or something i couldnt keep up one bit.
>>146978542
Anti-characterfags that try to pit us against each other.
>>146978638
It's nice when it has a slow pace. Feels less frenzies and mad.
>>146978542
Complaining about someone making us shitty will not make us any better.
The spideranon seems to be gone. Are we any better off without them?
>>146978656
this desu
>>146978542
It's (You)!
It's (You)...?
It's (You), anon.
Despite everything it's still (You).
>>146978542
>implying the departure of any type of characterfags could make this place any less shitty
if anything it can just make it all the more dead, so yeah, fuck off with your sad and pathetic attempts at stirring shit each day
>>146978542
Its actually me and if I left everything would probaly be way better.
what if I was a goat
>>146978731
Pretty much, yeah.
>>146978781
nah man, im definitely the worst
Would you sleep on the belly of your favorite if they were suddenly three stories tall?
>>146978950
Frick pls go
>>146977929
Better than procrastinating more.
>>146978036
>a half disintegrated egg.
what
>>146978045
I guess, it still kinda surprises me.
>>146978090
>At least for a while.
Well, it's better than "not at all," right?Besides, it's nice to let loose when you can't pretend.
>>146978237
That's pretty cool. Imgur it, I guess, or wait until the next thread.
>>146978950
depending on which one, id kiss ur cute fluffy butt
>>146978950
I'd hunt you down to_____hugyou out of your misery.
>>146979015
Fuck you i'm clearly the worst, my favorite character is Asgore and my favorite side character is Snowdrake.
I mean you can't even make up taste that shit
>>146978950
I'd cuddle you. Of course I would do that anyway, but it would be nicer.
>>146979163
oh yeah
istarted the vore memes
>>146978950
do you like to suck dicks?
>>146977794
cooking spaghetti while i fish on ff14
>>146979048
>half disintegrated egg
My cooking and egg de-shelling skills are on Papyrus level.
Basically I hard boiled it like normal but when I started removing the shell under the tap water it sorta fell apart. Barely any of the white bit was left but at least the yolk was intact.
>>146979151
>which goat would anon be
They would obviously be anongoat.
>>146979232
Okay fine you win, i'm just second worst
>>146978542
anonfags
>>146979048
dont need to, its right here >>146941052
>>146979163
my favorite is sans and my second favorite character is chara, youll never be on my level
I wish I had chocolate milk but the shop was out last I checked.
>>146979048
>Better than procrastinating more.
Actually, that's exactly what's happening. I'm just adding bits and pieces to it and not finishing it.
I just hate doing it. The melody in Bonetrousle is just too difficult for me. Everything else is done.
>>146979448
>favorite is Sans
Sans is awesome though and my number 3
>>146979232
I thought that was me.
But maybe I just fanned the flames.
>>146979614
sans is awesome but on the whole its garbage taste according to everyone, although we have received less hate than dadfags recently
>>146979614
>>146979448
>>146979015
My favorite is Chara and my second is Monster Kid.
Having worst taste is actually impossible.
>>146979793
It's mainly dumblr that ruined sans.
t. sans is my 4th favorite.
>>146979635
asvore?because i was samefagging a whole bunch in that one roll screencapnot to mention i was the one who spammed for asriel absorption back in the /v/ threads, which lead to the macro asriel spam and other such thingsthe shota asriel with a vore fetish screencap is also samefaggingreally, the only ones i weren't involved in were alphys and dummy
>>146979793
I didn't like Sans for a while but I realized that the only reason I didn't was because of dumb bullying Soriel junk and because Sans was popular so I decided to stop being a hipster faggot and went back to enjoying the fun little pun skeleton.
>>146979861
idk man Monster Kid vs Snowdrake
>>146979887
I don't know whether to feel inspired or disgusted.
>>146979861
oh man, how are you still alive?
>>146979872
true, im so glad you guys dont hate him too much or misconstrue him either, i would have nowhere to go
>>146979861
>charafag who likes MKid
you're lying
IT'S NOT TRUE
>>146979538
just buy regular milk and chocolate syrup, who the fuck buys premade chocolate milk? what the fuck?
>>146980085
I'm at least on life support because Undyne/Sans is my third.
>>146980146it's true
>>146980146
Search your feelings, you know it be true.
>>146980146
It is. I am one as well. I wish Chara didn't bully him so much.
>>146980274
Why don't I just grow my own wheat if I want bread?!
>>146980274
>not pirating your chocolate milk
>>146979887
No, but I remember it sorta gaining a meme status around the time I spammed enough greentexts.
I want to hug the little goat and make him breakfeast.
Rye bread and hot chocolate.
>>146980274
straws = premade > syrup > powder desu
>>146980347
are you comparing the ten seconds it takes to mix chocolate syrup and milk to the backbreaking labor of cultivating a wheat farm
>>146964149
Supaplex, DCSS, Heart of Darkness
>>146980078
nice to know you came around, he may be overhyped and patient zero for cancer but he's still a good guy
>>146980347
>he doesn't grow his own wheat
>>146980473
I just don't fucking want to. Okay? Please accept that. Maybe some other time, but not today.
>>146980471
Chocolate milk is delicious. I like it in my hot chocolate.
>>146980525
>eating wheat bread
Go ahead and grow rye and oats. Makes for much better bread.
>>146980581
you forgot you could just make your own chocolate milk, didn't you
>>146980712
making a living off of wheat bread is how my dad did it and thats how america does it so thanks but no thanks pal
>>146980632
That sounds insane. Is it good? I might try it. Of course last time I thought "I'll try that" I had to eat disgusting noodles.
>>146980745
No. I've never learned it before, so I can't "forget" it. And I don't want to go to the shop.
>>146980632
>chocolate milk in hot chocolate
Why have I never thought to do this?
>>146980525
>nice to know you came around
Its retarded and pathetic to hate a character just for its fanbase desu so yeah i'm glad I got my head out of my ass as well
I like to drink tea.
>>146980959
>and thats how america does
Why do you think you're so fat and diabetic?
>>146981135
Me too. I'm gonna put chocolate milk in it instead of normal milk next time. Then I will throw my head back and laugh like an evil scientist.
>>146980968
>>146980992
It is insanely delicious, I would recommend it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRPkoCg_84w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqonXTAz0vg
I hope we get something similar to these for Napstaton.
>>146981219
Literally worse then all of Chara's, Asgore's and Asriel's sins combined
>>146981162
whoa no need to go hostile on my nation, im just showing a little bit of pride in what we do
>>146981219
i can just imagine alphys doing this for some reason
>>146980968
>he never learned how to make chocolate milk
WHAT THE FUCK
protip: use whole milk and canned chocolate syrup, not a jug or bottle, canned is better, trust me
never use powders
>>146981505
It was never really at the forefront of importance in my life. Why are you so emotional about chocolate?
>>146981631
Its Chara
fanfic where the ghost of Chara is bitching at Frisk about how they never learned to make good chocolate milk fucking when?
>>146981219
I don't add milk to my tea, just water. Maybe I should try that.
>>146981505
>canned chocolate syrup
excuse me what
If any of you goys like to fuck the fish, apparently some guy on tumblr made ananonymous/undyne porn comic
It's called"spear of just us"
>>146981631
I just can't imagine never being taught something so small and simple, like making Jello or pouring Kool-Aid into ice cube trays to make tiny Popsicles, tiny things your parents could allow you to do in the kitchen when you were too clumsy and stupid to handle knives or fire yet. Do you know how to make lemonade?
>>146982271
Maybe anon's foreign? Those are distinctly American things.
>>146982112
What? Never heard of canned chocolate syrup? Next you're going to tell me you've never seen snails in a jar, canned bread and milk in a bag.
I love Toriel, she is a cutie.
>>146982438
You're a good goat.
>>146982112
you've never punched a hole into a tin of room temperature chocolate syrup and taken a swig?
>>146982390
im going to tell you all of those things.
>>146982438
She is, in this humble brother's opinion, the cutest
>>146982271
I don't like lemonade. I do know how to pour a drink in a plastic cup and put it in a freezer, though. Strangely, I wasn't taught how to use a frying pan until my mid-late teens. Until then I had to have microwavable burgers and croissants for breakfast. I guess she never really thought about teaching me.
>>146982370
Britain. And there's not really such a thing as "foreign" in the internet.
>>146982724
>Britain.
>And there's not really such a thing as "foreign" in the internet.
And yet you proved that being foreign matters when it comes to knowledge of chocolate milk, Jello, and Kool-Aid
I understand that on the internet, and 4chan especially, it's ludicrously easy to just walk out, but situations like Crybleat's are always really sad.
I don't even mind if he never wants to draw another adorable goat, but I really wish that he wouldn't keep everyone in the dark. I'm sure I'm not the only one who's concerned for his well-being.
It would be pretentious to demand an explanation, or even to say that he owes us one, but more than anything I just hope that Cry is doing okay
>>146982724
well, I have no idea how to make proper tea, so I guess we're even
>>146982563
no but that sounds excessively unhealthybut delicious and i want to do that
>>146982904
>being sad that a pedo is gone
why?
>>146982572
Oh no. That is sad. I feel sorry for you.
>>146982850
I don't really understand why you replied to me with this. I think I'm just getting tired of people caring too much about drinks.
>>146983052
Some chocolate milk will cheer you up
>>146982904
Yeah that's understandable. Too bad I don't really know anything about Cry. He seemed alright most of the time.
>>146982998
stop shitposting
>>146983132
But I'd need to get a cow and milk it first.
>>146982210
Kek. Link?
>>146983198
>pointing out that someone whose pure cancer left is shit posting
okay
>>146983040
well i mean, i've seen milk in a bag, but is everything else you listed actually a thing
i wouldn't be surprised, but it's intresting
>>146983251
Not in the great land of America.
Here, just squeezing a patented Dollar Bill (TM) can produce enough milk to fill 39 glasses.
Okay characterfag roll call time
Flowey
remember granny's advice and never do or say anything that you wouldn't want printed on the front page of the newspaper
or at least don't leave any evidence of it
>>146983401
botfag
>>146983327
Not him, but I've heard of canned bread.
>>146983401
Botfag 2.0
>>146983256https://www.tumblr.com/search/Spear+of+just+us+
Should be the first result
>>146983401
dadfag
>>146983647
>2.0
excuse you what
>>146983401
I am a fish.
>>146983776
Another botfag replied first
There any ponyfags in here?
>>146983401
lizardfag here
>>146983974_no
>>146983974>>>/mlp/is a ponyfag
>>146983327
I have seen snails in a jar and canned bread for sale at a walmart 15 minutes from here.
>>146983974
Leave.
>>146983974
There were at least two last night.
>>146982438
I love Toriel, she is warm.
>>146984413
When shes burning you alive when you try and escape her kidnapping? Yeah I suppose so
>>146982210
He was posting on /trash/ too, I even suggested that name.
>>146983401
SPIN THE WHEEL
>>146983401
Void~fag.
>>146983401
Dadfag
>>146983647
Don't you mean Botfag EX
>>146984523
Pfff, blah blah you say.
>>146984783
>Don't you mean Botfag EX
Sh-shut up
>>146983401
Botfag here. Just woshed myself by taking a shower.
>>146983401
Asrielfag, ready to cuddethe goatalso some anons too maybe
>>146983401
Asrielautist here, this sure is a thread
Almost there
Post what you're listening to /utg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaWthWySG68
>>146985203
>also some anons too maybeyes please
>>146985441
>do you they
Do you think Chara ever indulged in solvent abuse?
>>146985564
Sshhh.
>>146984523
Very, very warm and comfortable burning alive.
>>146985631
>>146985441
Sorry buy we still know you said "Do you they Chara ever indulged in solvent abuse?"
YOU CANNOT HIDE YOUR SHAME
>>146985495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub4mY631tS0
>>146985751
>SORRY BUY
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
>>146985631
DO YOU THEY.
>>146985495
Nostalgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIQSuq7UF9o
>>146985861
OH NO I HAVE ALSO MADE AN ERROR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>146985870
YOU BUZZ OFF
>>146985495
https://youtu.be/zyHMy7ardZQ
>>146985495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH9GmHfCw6w
>>146986010
>buzz offIt's hip.
>>146986259To fuck anons?
>>146986319In the face?
>>146985495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jTslfhW5WI
>>146986319
>spoiler
Well, we are in the late textposts, so I guess this the only time I can say yes without being crucified.
>>146986259
>>146986010http://www.imgur.com/5vdTQKV
>>146985495
i'm a cheery lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-oZyAKiWsc
>>146986529
http://imgur.com/YiAzLHx
>>146985495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcOso-XeHaAKaai Yuki songs are pretty rare, I'm glad I found an artist that likes her
>>146986319
now you're getting it
>>146985495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxL0U6ArVdM
>>146986319
Please,fuck mesenpai
>>146987201
Oh I'll fuck you until you can't walk.
>>146987280
m-me too please
Quick post your ship to kill the thread
>>146955620>an anon they were online dating withbut I don't have any way to talk to cry's family and even if I could, I'd never tell them. stop making up such dumb lies
>>146987590
Sure thing. It's gonna suck having to take care of two anons who can't even get out of bed, though.
>>146987201
>>146987280
>>146987590anon orgy when
>>146987673
my favourite x me
>>146987673Mettacest
>>146987717
you'd take care of us too? That's so nice.Would it make it easier if we were in the same bed?
>>146987673
Undyne xToriel
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623586
>>146987673
Pre-Undertale Kingdingspost TP Papgore
>>146987673
Papyrus/everyone
at the same time
>>146987884
>no Painful and Violent Death
its shit
>>146987851
Of course. What, you think I'm gonna fuck a couple of cuties senseless and just leave them there? You gotta eat and drink at some point. And I assumed we would all be in the same bed, with one of you watching me fuck the other, getting hornier and hornier every moment until it's their turn. And of course all of us sleeping together, cuddled up.
>>146987884
Chara is for lovingly rubbing her cute belly
>>146987673
Myself xAnons
>>146987884
I voted edgy but shitposting also works
>>146988108oh jeez, anon...that sounds nice
>>146987884
>no food for Asriel
Meh.
>>146988129Are you going to the anon orgy?
>>146987731
it would probably be everyone fucking Crateanon
>>146988272
Chara doesn't deserve to get comfily digested inside Asriel's soft, accommodating belly. That would be a fate far too good for them.
>>146988272
is that a vore thing?
>>146988267
Of course it does. Now take your clothes off and hop off to bed, okay?
>>146988272
Edgegoat eating Chara is truly the most patrician ending
>>146988403
dont touch him
>>146988532
o-okay...
>>146988420
Vore or cannibalism is fine.I'm not into fatal vore but Chara would deserve it.
last for PapyrusI'm back
last for anon breaking Papyrus's bones into tiny pieces before they fall into dust.
Sorry pap
Last for vore
Last for Chara sniffing glue and aerosols.
last for voreing all the anons!