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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1173808-elliot-rodger-manifesto.html

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/
Fuck ranked edition

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

Previous Thread
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1st for mercy's big fat smelly dick
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tracer
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Competitive rank 60 and over DISCORD GROUP https://discord.gg/RV5YyjX
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2nd for memes
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>>146938635
not about to pay $50-60 for this meme game that's gonna be dead soon
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I love dva
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Every thread?
Yes, every thread
Im still triggered
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Post these and your rank.

I'm 54.
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>play zarya in comp
>win every game
wow, this is easy
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>>146938621
Can we all ban every shitter that's below rank 50 from posting here?
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What the fuck is going on with AUS servers? They're down half the times I wanna play.
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>>146938697
taco bell?
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I cant wait until Zarya gets nerfed
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOVE JUNKRAT FROM COMP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>146938712
what if I'm level 48 and on decline?

>>146938749
man I would have just quit at that point

>>146938753
I wish I could use zarya. I just end up using my shield and getting no charge despie having 4 people in front of me, then getting maueld to death
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>faggot playing as Pharah with his own pocket-Mercy following him and ignoring the tanks
>slap his shit
>teabag him
>gets on the chat and starts talking shit
>ask him what he's upset about
>he tells me "not to teabag a better player"
>tell him apparently he's not better if I killed him to earn that teabag
>he leaves
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>>146938585
The only reason I care about rank is because I want to get in games where people actually know what they're doing and we aren't bogged down by two people both picking Hanzo/Genji/Dva but ironically the match quality is way worse than Quickplay
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>genji main rams it up our ass hard for the first point of hanamura
>go winston
>give him the monkey dick for what feels like an eternity
>he never switches
>we win because of it
Feels good when the retarded genji main is on the other team for once. Got a whole fucking level from that too.
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>>146938721
enjoy your no memes, then
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It's nothing but premades at 60+

Competitive is making me start to hate this game
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>>146938749
>cucklord
amazingly fitting
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>>146938805
You can still join and chill with everyone that's not 60. We actually have a few people like 6-7 that aren't 60 but are just here to chill and talk about OW comps and such. There's also a text channel called below_60 find group
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>"a player left, it's safe to leave the match"
>leave the match
>get a loss

Fucking thanks Blizzard
Thank you
Thanks for that you fucking retards
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Well competitive is shit

What to do with my life?

What >>146938804 said sounds tempting, but what else?
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>>146938890
>can't read the word after that says you'll still get a loss but no leaver penalty
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When are they going to fix this terrible double tank double heal meta.
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What's the lowest tier of ranked? I feel like I'd be in that one.
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>>146938749
Looks like every fucking match where I play support ever
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>>146938805
see damage coming, pop shield and run into it. you need very little damage to get 50 charge
putting it on reins is the best cause people are shooting them all the time which is why I try to convince someone to pick rein whenever I play zarya
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>>146938894
play overwatch for fun
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What happens if I leave during pick phase in ranked? (the countdown)

I seriously need to dodge some seriously bad players.
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>lose a close match, getting a gold and 3 silvers
>drop an entire mmr point
what the fuck
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Wish me luck.
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How does the competitive point, thing work? How much do you have to play to buy one of those goldie weapons? Im at work and shit.
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I want to marry D.va and force her to sleep with a fan on!
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>>146938989
You'll have to play while at work too.
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>>146938848
people who "main" a character are the fucking worst anyway
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Mfw being a good healer doesn't mean shit when your team is absolutely horrendous.

In a game where hotboxes are giant and aiming is lenient as fuck it makes me wonder why the enemy reinhardt's shield is always unbroken and their Pharah is uncontested even though we have a roadhog and 76
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>>146938989
You get one point per win, it's 300 points for a weapon.
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>>146939006
Fuck off she's mine you faggot
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>>146939006
>force her to sleep with a fan on!
what
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>>146938989
300 wins = one gold weapon of your choice no matter your rank.
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>>146938825
It means the nerd is top 500 rated.
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>>146938965
he's such a no good bully

>>146938989
Just play it for the competitive points. Do not expect to be paired against equally skilled players, it's a mess at the moment everyone is around the same level, but at extremely different levels of play
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>>146938989
you need to win 300 times
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>>146938989
If you're at work maybe you should work then retard. You can read for yourself when you're done being a wageslave.
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>>146938881
Heck, it feels like almost every QM is premade too, been real hard wins lately.
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>>146939016
yeah you can't carry with a healer in this game
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>>146938621
Rank 73 reporting in. (lost 3 matches - kind of strange)

Anybody 90-100?
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>>146939036
She's korean you dingus.
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>>146939036
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death
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>lose one round
>team leaves

I fucking hate this game. My 2 losses including this were just because of leavers.
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>18 hours on Torb
>70% win rate
Give it to me straight
Do I have the autism
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>>146939071
nobody in the world is 90-100 yet
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>>146939021
>roughly 600 games for a weapon, 500 if you are good
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>>146938913
Why would that be how it works? Why the fuck would they apply that?

The point of the safe leaver shit is that you're almost guaranteed to lose if you're down a teammate, but they still punish you
So what they want you to do is STAY in games where you're getting fucked and have no way to win, despite the fact that they acknowledge you're likely to lose
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>>146939051
Are you sure about this?

>>146939071
Highest is 77 in US.
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>>146939120
If they stayed you would have also likely lost the match

QED
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>all the top competitive players are in 6 stacks
>Competitive MM puts them against solo players

I'm interested to see how long this lasts for before R.eddit begs Blizzard to change it.
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>>146939120
Because enough leaver penalty will ban you from playing competitive mode for the rest of the season. Losses are just "meh, that rank can be earned back later."
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>>146939113
Blizzards grinds are quite legendary anon, Hearthstone it isn't even possible to own all the cards F2P for example.
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>>146939090
>playing past one loss

everyone thinks they've already lost.
after the first guy leaves you can look for a new game is quicker desu.
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>>146939016
Yeah, if you're doing "well" as Mercy but your team is still trying to start an African relief camp, just switch to a different character. Chances are good that they're not going to do much worse without the heals as they were with 'em.
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something NEEDS to be done with Zarya. A fucking team that consists of Rein Zarya and Mercy is pretty much a guaranteed fucking win. Any Zarya that isnt a complete fucking retard basically carries entire fucking teams.

She needs a slower recharge on her shields or something.
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>>146939090
Never understood the point of leaving in OW

>play the game to the end
>no matter if you lose or win, you get a decent chunk of exp
>quit the game halfway through
>get absolutely nothing
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>>146939120
just so it saves you time from fighting a losing match, by instantly losing instead.
a.k.a. surrender.
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>>146939113

But you can buy them for real money. Just 20 a pop.
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>>146939090
On the plus side if you can avoid most of the enemy team while doing a bit of damage here and there you can make them get kicked off for inactivity. Fun as fuck way to fuck over the enemy harder than you got fucked that round.
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>playing Lucio

>[I need healing!]
>[I need healing!]
>[I need healing!]

IT'S PASSIVE FUCKING STOP
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>>146939120
it's a team based game
if even one person decides to throw the game, the other 5 get a loss and can't do anything about it
every game works like this, there's no better way to do it, you just have to hope the shitters that keep leaving or throwing lose rank fast so you don't get matched with them in the future
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>>146939058
Sorry boss
>Supervisor gone
>Done all my shit including all the extra

Eeeh, summerworker problems.
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How to know you stomped the enemy team in one shitty PotG
One day I'll learn to track my aim properly.
Also, best Lucio skin.

>>146939054
>it's a mess at the moment everyone is around the same level, but at extremely different levels of play
This is why I'm waiting a week.
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Got a 62, then brought it to 63 with games afterwards. Nahbad. In one match, we had a salty bitch leave after the first round. Then we proceeded to stomp their ass 5v6 and win.
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>>146939179
Kind of sucks though. I planned to buy 2 or 3, but I guess now I will actually have to decide on a single one.
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>>146939159
We won the first round and one guy suddenly leaves. We almost won the second 5v6 but overtime is just bullshit. They were a shit team but you can just press Q and win.
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>>146939096
>Reinhardt listed as 6'0"
>Reference sheet says he's 7'4"
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I really wish I had been cataloguing people in past threads calling Zarya useless. The 180 people did on her is just unreal.
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>>146939198
That picture is competitive people aren't playing for exp, there playing for rank and points.

Also sometimes people will leave because there not having fun, in casual.
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>yfw you get more than 6 votes on your card
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>>146938107
Why isn't he b& tho?
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>>146939210
>But you can buy them for real money
Is this for real?
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would you?
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>>146939198
in quick match you won't get a loss of you leave but there's really no point to leaving in ranked other than saving a couple minutes
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feels gooooood
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>>146939310
>tfw gotten like 5 legendaries
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>quickplay queues are over 5 minutes long
Dead game.
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>>146939323

Fuck those thrusters? Yes.
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Do you get more XP in comp?
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>Roadhogs will defend this
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>>146939393
unfortunately.. :(
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>>146939198

Because those people are playing with extrinsic motivation in mind and their motivation is winning/ranks.

Other players play for the extrinsic motivation of getting xp or the intrinsic motivation of having fun and getting better.
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>>146939323
Uuuuum... Why is this?
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>>146939310
>Play torb
>PoTG smacking a wall
>Chat filled with "KYS faggot"
>Legendary
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>>146939337
congrats you got carried
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>>146939285
Is this that pretending to be retarded thing for (you)s?
because it worked
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>>146939006
Same
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>>146939221
>Hanzo on top of the building
>just far away enough from the corner that I can't fly up
>"I need healing" every 5 seconds
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there's literally nothing wrong with Hanzo
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>>146939220
Is that for real? But anyway we just played and I even got the POTG from that round.
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>>146939393
Kinda. I mean you play more games in one match, but in one match you could play equal quick play games.
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>>146939337
>you will never be lucky enough to get carried to 60+ mmr while doing nothing

I hate my life
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>>146939337
WELCOME TO THE 60 AND OVER CLUB!
>>146938712
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>>146939467
kill yourself

>>146939337
end yourself
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>Volskaya
>sudden death
>we're attacking
>two idiot teammates decide they want to go D.Va and "distract" from behind while the rest run through the front
>everyone else thinks it's a great idea"
>I'm on Lucio, I can't do shit about it
>brick archway
>enemy Bastion
>can't kill it even though we have a Pharah
>shreds us all
>meanwhile the dumbfuck D.Vas are on the point getting destoyed
>"Why didn't anyone rush in?"
They never swapped off D.Va the entire round. Fuck this game and this ranking system. I shouldn't be punished for this shit
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>>146939310
>play with 5 "friends"
>do pretty decent in the game, get 3 gold medals and potg
>we lost, I'm the only one from my team who got a card
>0 votes
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>>146939409
The ratio of a fair roadhog hook for me feels about 25:1.

What pisses me off the most is when the killcam, which is meant to be their perspective of it, is still complete bullshit.
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So how does the point gain work? I've played 3 games after placement. If I lose I lose an entire rating, if I win get a tiny chunk towards my next rating.

Is my MMR fucked somehow?
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>>146939321
not yet, but reddit and people with little time will probably beg blizzard for it and then blizzard will be so "nice" to make the option available.
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>>146939443
>>146939494
>>146939523
I know it's hard to swallow lads, but there ARE decent Hanzo players out there.

>>146939508
nah
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>play dramatically better than your whole team
>still lose competitive rank

I get it but I don't get it. If you're clearly better than everyone on your team and the enemy team, why shouldn't you be able to gain a small amount? It's a team game but it's not a team rank, so what's stopping it?
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>>146939323
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>>146939625
yeah you keep telling yourself that
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Have you guys encountered a Reaper/Mercy combo recently? The Reaper's name is 'trust', dunno about the Mercy but I've wound up in more than a few games with them and I keep getting slaughtered by them.

I'm not complaining, but I've run into them enough times that it seems kind of weird.
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>>146939625
Post your masteroverwatch then
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>Lose the game.
>BUT I GOT THREE GOLD MEDALS!
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>>146939508
stop shilling your shitty discord you insufferable faggots
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lol my brother tried to fuck with me in placement matches by picking mei and telling me 'it's just a game bro'.

punched his face and told him to buy me a new overwatch key.
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>Lose 7 of my 10 placement games because of shit teams
>Rank 50
>Friend was 4 games ahead of me with 3 more wins than me
>He got Rank 49
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>watching joshog play
>he's the only streamer I saw that was rank 61+ and playing solo
>all the games I saw were complete stomps against him by 6 man premades

I'm getting some bad dynamic queuing flashbacks
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>>146939583
>whole team on the payload
>reinhardt sets up his shield
>stay behind it as mercy
>out of nowhere he charges
>immediately get shot why widow
thanks reinhardt, you are my greatest ally
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>>146939680
>level 40 tears
yum
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>tfw you're not good enough to beat that cocky player on the enemy team and he gloats as he cums in your ass
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>>146939650
Blizzard hates solo queuers.
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>team average mmr
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>>146939695
blizz confirmed that wins aren't the only thing their system checks for during placements.
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>48
>Drop to 47
>Contemplate murder
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>"Competitive"
>20 tick
>No stats shown
>Dumb as fuck MMR system that is literally just 1-100
>Half the game modes make no fucking sense competitive wise as a best out of 5
>Sudden death is a fucking retarded idea which is literally just a coinflip on who wins because of bad map design & fucked up times
>Leaving gives no real punishment unless you leave a lot

Haha oh wow blizzard does it again
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LEVEL 25S IN MY MOTHERFUCKING COMPETITIVE PLACEMENT MATCHES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>146939695
sounds like your friend is a shitter who got carried while you actually contributed
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>>146939695
thanks for making me feel more confident to finish my placement matches anon.

I want to suck your penis. I will send you a photo of me and you can hotglue it and post it in this thread.
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>>146939409
20 cuckrate
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They need to increase the min level for competitive to at least 50. Smurfs can fuck off.
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Best Waifu coming through, you all know it
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>>146939695
did you get gold medals in those losses?
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>>146939782
>>Leaving gives no real punishment unless you leave a lot

Don't you also still lose ranking if you drop from the game?
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>>146939767
>>146939782
>competitive will fix it guys

Yeah fuck everyone who told me to be quiet about the awful matchmaking
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>>146939695
I lost 9 and got placed into 48.
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>>146939880
Looks like you posted the wrong picture
I got you though
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>>146939880
were her tits always that big?
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>>146939779
>play PTR ranked
>get placed at 51, fell down to 45
>I had a 55% ranked winrate
>play ranked now, get places at 45
>fall down to 42

Do I just leave like ten games in a row to get myself banned from competitive so I'm not tempted to fuck with the garbage laddering system
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what does d.vas ass smell like?
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Anyone wanna play comp RIGHT NOW, Genji/hanzo main lol. I can also play reinhardt if needed.
pantspooper #11310
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>>146939802
what's a reasonable level?

I'm 64 would you be mad if I were on your team?
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>>146939120
You can still win a 5v6, and the leaver - who could have just disconnected cause of shitty internet - might come back.
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>>146939409
>That feel when Roadhog pulls you in through a wall and breathes heavily into your ear before giving you the whole hog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3PnII6anwQ
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>fighting your way from 47 up to 53
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>>146939958
shit
>>146939508
fuck off
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>>146939932
it's armor anyway
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So when is Mercy's ult gonna finally be dumpstered so that matches stop being which Mercy gets to press Q more often
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>>146939880
Hearing the clack of her heals gets me so erect you don't even understand
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>>146939880
That's not D.Va
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>genji autist
>gone from 44-50 without losing a match because I only got placed into 44 because I had leavers in three of my fucking games

>dont know who to play on defense because players are slowly becoming able to not get gimped by genji on defense

Who do I play lads
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>>146938621
What does this symbol mean?
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>>146940014
she already got ninja nerfed
her beam has to full cycle through animations when changing targets
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>decide to play comp
>Hanamura
>first round they attack
>we nearly get shit stomped but second point is easiest defense
>second round they shit stomp us on defense
>coin flip
>we attack
>"oh no"
>taking first point
>prepared to bum rush point b
>suddenly victory
>wot
Why is sudden death a thing for these maps? The first point is almost impossible to keep for more than a minute or two
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>>146939885
At least 2 in every game but one, but in that one game I had 5 silvers.
>>146939814
But he's better than me.
>>146939923
Did you get golds in every game?
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>>146940014
It just needs to only go off at the end of the voice line. Let it be cancelled and she'd be much more balanced.
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Anyone got a mega link for the soundtrack?
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>>146939990
no

i'm level 75

that's like 150~ hours played or more or something i haven't checked

level 25 is maybe 15 hours
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I only played 4 matches but goddamn I'm stampeding through fools. If I rank low I'm gonna express my frustration in a civilized manner on the official forums
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>>146939965
Why would anyone want to play with someone who "mains" and worse yet, mains two shit weeb heroes that aren't a team asset?
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>>146940014
this, also when the fuck will Zaryas cooldown speed for her shields get a nerf

Fuck that butch slav cunt.. Zarya and Reinhart = guaranteed fucking win


I WISH I HAD FUN PLAYING FUCKING REINHART BUT ITS TOO BAD PLAYING HIM IS LIKE WATCHING PAINT FUCKING DRY. THE FUNNEST TANK IS LITERALLY A FUCKING HYBRID THAT JUST EATS DAMAGE FOR THE OTHER TEAM TO RECHARGE THEIR ULTS


DIE DIE DIE IDEOEK I WANT TO FUICKINFG KILL MYSELF
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>>146938712

Recently demoted to 59.

Kill me now.
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>>146940075

That doesn't change the fact that she can still ult every like 30s and it goes off the SECOND you press Q.
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>>146940061
Why did you download the same image 40 times?
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>>146940069
it supposed to mean top 500 player but its bugged since everyone has it and only you can see it
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>>146939226
games with tiny teams and short rounds and barely any punishment for acting like that are like that
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>>146940124
rank 40 detected
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>doing my placements
>enemy team always have 4+ lvl 100's and clsoe to lvl 200
>my team lucky to have one

better matchmaking when.
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>>146940061

I've picked Reinhardt for tanking, Zenyatta for the aggressive debuff healing and occasionally Junkrat. Those work pretty well on any game. Depending on map, just learn to pocket heal.
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>>146940069

Top 500 worldwide dude.
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>>146940075
it's a bug that they're fixing
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>>146938854
just paid someone for the btc, just waiting for him to send me it and then its time to play ur dumb overhype meme game kid
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>>146940123
Do we know if this game has a feature similar to DoTA where you cant calibrate over X level, regardless of how well you do?
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>wrecking comp as junkrat

This is what this hero was made to do
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>>146939553
If you weren't retarded you'd realize that if you're decent you're much more likely to win than lose. There are only five slots/chances for shitty players on your team assuming you aren't one. There are six slot/chances for shitty players on the enemy team. The likelihood of the shitty players only being on your team is insanely low. It's much more likely that you're just shit and are a contributing factor to your loss.

>look at me guys, i got a gold metal that means i'm good
No it means you're the top of the special ed class. So yeah, you're marginally less retarded than the group you are with but you're still retarded.

Everyone gets people that do bastion or some other shit on offense. You know what I do when I get one of those? I build around him so that he isn't dead weight. I'm going to guess that when it happens in your games you slam your plump little sausage finger on the keyboard and start typing away, "bastion is shit on offense pick something useful retard," etc.

"But why should I have to pick around some retard? Why can't I play what hero I want?" I can hear your grease soaked mouth yelling this already so I'll just answer it for you now. It's because that's what this game is. You get a high rank by being stupid good and picking what you're best at, or you get high rank by picking what your team needs and turning your shit team into a polished turd. You obviously are not good enough to go with option A so stick with option B. Be the Reinhardt or Mercy your fucking stupid ass attack Bastion needs. Be the counter to the one guy destroying your entire team. At the very least be the guy that doesn't bitch about his shitty rank in the general.
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What rank level is reasonably good? I get placed 35
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>>146939880
Not only the worst waifu, but the worst support.
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>>146939583
They won't, because those are just for bragging rights. Blizz keeps those out of babbies reach usually.
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I'm 3W / 6L in my comp games so far

I've gotten +2 comp points. (in total)

what does that mean
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so did the change the overtime music?
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Try to take a wild guess on the winrate graph when ranked came out
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>>146940236

35 is trench
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>>146940226
This anime turned real shit real quick
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>>146940256
Thank you are only 298 points away from a golden weapon.
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>>146940238
>best support
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>>146938750
wow congrats anon a whole 11 games
so impressive
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>>146940014
Mercy's ult is balanced because there's too many ways to fuck it up.
>You could revive into somebody just dying again.
>The person(s) you revive aren't cured of their potential retardation.
>The enemy is STILL likely shooting and dead people can't move.

Stop bitching about free meter. If you're good then the enemy getting back up won't matter.
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>>146939958
Probably like rainbows
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>>146940123
>stampeding
>roughly only 3 K/D
>half of those kills were in a single game
git out pleb
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>>146940236
50 is okay
60 is the lowest to call yourself good
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>>146939169
Really depends on how awful matchmaking is. At least all heroes are capable of making a significant impact. The same cannot be said about players who could be stubborn shitboxes that just got carried
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Can I do placement matches with friends?
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>people here say pharah/mercy is not canon
>this weeks brawl
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>got to rank 16
D-Did I do okay? I'm not sure I did okay.
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It's so much more satisfying in ranked
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>>146940302

>Too many ways to fuck it up

Maybe if you're a retard playing pubs or your mercy sucks dick.

I play in 6's almost exclusively and she's retarded as shit in an organized setting m8.
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So is the ranking like a percentage since it's out of 100? So there's an equal amount of shitters at every percentage/rank from 1 to 100?
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>>146940305
>korean
>korean bbq food combine with doritos and mountain dew

no anon, her farts probably smell like sulfur and kill you.
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>>146940278
trench? what is this meme?
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>>146940218
It's blizzard

I bet almost everyone calibrates between 40 and 60 and only people who played 5 man stomps before calibration get over 60 and only people who are literally retarded get under 40.


Your pre-calibration games matter more than the actual calibration games. So stomping casuals before ranked came out means ur good
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>tfw dont care about ranked
>tfw game is turning more and more into league of csgo
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>win
>dont rank up
>lose
>lose a full rank
what the fuck is this?
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>>146940234
Being good doesn't mean shit on day 1 placement matches. It's like 70% luck
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>>146940313
>"only" 3 K/D
The top scorers worldwide have lower
Let's see your stats
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>>146940139
I didnt, it's a long story
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>All the dunning-kruger faggots are faced with concrete evidence that they suck now due to ranked

What a time to be alive, /owg/.
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>>146940342
just pretend lower is better
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>>146940282
Well the boobies are still there.
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>>146940342
Oh... hun...
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I have lost every match since getting placed and have gotten no less than 2 golds in every one of them
fucking game puts me with lowbies and expects me to carry then they all instalock dps characters
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So what determines your competitive level? Wins? Or do they somehow calculate your individual skill level?
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>>146940302
the only time when it is really relevant is when you are close to finishing your objective and get to revive 2 or 3 of your mates
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>>146940342
>>
These placement matches screwed me with lemons.
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Are AUs now being properly placed to SG server now? I refuse to play ranked on Asia knowing I cant speak moontalk
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>>146940296
why does she look so fuckable here but her face is disgusting ingame?
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>>146940342
Very good
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>>146940342
Almost rank 1, anon! You did great.
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>>146940386
Disgusting
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>>146939932
Yes
>>146940030
No Anon, I understand. I understand greatly. Perhaps in a different way, but that clacking sure is hot. She's hot. The hottest
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>>146940342
Low = not good.
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>Playing competitive

>Win 3 games
>Move up about 3/10ths of the entire way to the next rank

>Lose 1 game
>Drop down an ENTIRE rank

?????????????????????
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>>146940302
As an addendum, if I only got ult every, say 45 seconds or every 60s instead of roughly every 30 seconds, or if I lost some meter on death (but kept the current charge rate), it wouldn't be the end of the world.

OW has a problem right now where other characters are good, but there's really only 1-3 characters of each role that are worth a shit, with the rest being too sub-par to bother with.
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>>146940368
hello friend, you must be new here
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>>146940416
bong bong la
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uhhis the medal system different? , are gold medals harder to get in ranked or something?
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>not playing bad in placements
so you get to roll shitters at the start
you will also get more weapon points this way
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>>146940014
She has to have line of sight on her ult now, supposedly.

>>146940296
Nah, best will always be Lucio, then Zen and Sym.

>>146940302
>If you're good then the enemy getting back up won't matter.
>Win fight, but be down two people and all low health
>Mercy drops from above and revives 4
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>>146940454
Until matchmaking is notshit, I wouldn't worry about rank. Let your stats do the talking.
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>>146940373
oh wow its like blizzard doesn't know what they're doing or something

>>146940282
it was shit from the start, fuck the fans

>it's like attack on titan done right!
>it's so much better and smarter
>protag has a science gun that's supposed to be the only thing that can reliably kill the zombies
>except the loli with blade shoes
>except the generic waifu with shotguns
>except any named character because anime
>by the way they're special special because they're half zombie

Fuck that garbage show
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>>146940467
Longer games = larger potential leads. So I guess.
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>>146940424
>face
She doesn't have one. She is 100% ass.
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>log on
>grudgingly do 10th placement
>attack route 66
>cant hit first checkpoint

jesus this games a nightmare
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>>146940361

That Pharah cared more about their stupid spray than they did about taking out Mercy.
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>>146940374
Damn it's gotta be rough having to come up with all these mental gymnastics so you don't have to admit to yourself that you're simply not good enough.

What's the excuse going to be a month from now? Or three months from now? When are you going to admit to yourself that you just aren't good enough, or team oriented enough, to win in Overwatch?
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>>146940454
Blizz seems to assume that if you lose even one game you aren't doing your job
That or you're being deadweight in all your games
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>>146940467
gold medals are rewarded to whoever had the highest score in whatever category the medal was for (so if you dealt the most damage, you get a gold medal for damage)
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>>146940369
I dont stop anything desu, Its been far too long since ive played anything that requires anything similar to good aim, and sadly cant practice because comcast is a bunch of retards and i wont have internet until the 18th.

I would be practicing my aim, but apparently blizz cant into local hosting so even the fucking firing range gives me 300-400 ping on my phones tether.
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>>146940454
Should I just stop playing ranked after I get whatever placement im in? This shit im reading about winning 3 games then losing 1 to fucking drop down a rank is triggering me
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>>146940368
its elo hell in dotard language
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>>146940494
>weapons points
>grinding so you can make your gun look like trash

Do people seriously think the golden weapons look good?
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>>146940551
inb4 the excuse is "Blizzard promised months ago to remove the shitty Sudden Death and never fixed it!"
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>>146940234
Jesus Christ I haven't seen someone get rekt this hard in a while.
>>
I'm going to forget of nasty is too strong
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i hope my good friends are playing ranked with me today and not the bad ones.
>>
Reaper has no counters
its great
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>>146940234
That'd be great if that was possible

You can't carry someone who refuses to move
The comp system is broken, I'm literally getting 5 people who are all under 30-35 when I'm 51
the ranking is retarded and I am being punished for other people's incompetence

>j-just carry them xxD
>the enmyy tem badd too

forced 50 is not a meme
it is real and it is in this fucking game
>>
who rank 70+ here
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>>146939013
I 'main' Pharah but I switch whenever she's not useful or there's a Godlike Widow on the enemy team.

So I guess it's more of a preference?
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>>146940078
I got to attack in sudden death on Gibraltar.

The enemy team went something like 2 reinhardts, 2 mercys, a torbjorn and a bastion.

We had to take the first two points and we did it disgustingly easy. Sudden death should be taken to a KOTH map honestly.
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>>146940670
Are you kidding?
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>>146940670
Anything not a few feet in front of him is a counter
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>have 7 elims
>fucking gold
>we're getting stomped
>genji is just jumping around throwing random ninja stars until he dies
>complains that we're not doing anything
>"yea im gold in elims"
>ask him how many he has
>"10"
Wow, honestly didn't know what I expected
>>
>>146940690
i just placed into rank 47
just did the last placement game in under 7 minutes. we were utterly demolished. didnt get first payload checkpoint, then on defense the payload was delivered in 30 seconds
>>
9-1, rank 60, level 27

Played torb and bastion

I'm so glad I'm good at video games
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>Complete placement
>45
Fuck my life.
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>Gaining rank is not based on team win/loss but your own medals/performance

Oh shit, ez. I'll just play Lucio nonstop and fuck around the objective. 4 gold medals guaranteed every time. Thanks blizz!
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>>146939081
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death
That's fucking stupid
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>tfw I meet someone in ranked who actually uses their mic too.
>We squad up and proceed to win 5 placements in a row together and add each other.
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>>146940670
Reaper is countered by just about anyone with a gun that has nothing better to shoot at. Enemy Reapers are countered by smack talking their players and forcing them on tilt because they're not at all secretly 12.
>>
What does that gold icon with white background mean when I press tab and look at my rank?
>>
Okay, I'll be honest, I went into this totally fucking blind.

I'm at rank 132. Is that good? At least decent?
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>>146940551
After 2-4 weeks things will have settled and shitters will have no excuse.

Right now everything is fucky and you would know that if this wasn't the first time you've played placement matches in anything
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>>146940375
Here's what real placement match stampeding looks like, bitch boy

>>146940753
Except if you lose you literally cannot gain rank. You just lose less.
>>
Haven't started playing competitive yet, is it really that bad in terms of awful players?
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>>146940627

I don't, but they said they would add a golden hook eventually. I do want that.
>>
>>146940741
I'll probably sweat my ass off on 76 and get like 40 lel.
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>>146940760
i think that's mostly old folks
>>
Dexamphetamine or Ritalin for ranked /owg/?
>>
>lag for a bit
>fiddle with modem
>stay connected the entire time, turns out it was just too hot
>DCd for inactivity
>rejoin before attackers are allowed out of their base
>win
>counts as a loss
whats a good way to communicate about this to the devs? i was literally not a hindrance to my team at all and i was punished
>>
>>146940627
Lucio's looks kickass.
>>
>>146940741
Who else /cancer/ here?
>>
>>146940342
You mean level, right?
...right?
>>
Wait, didn't Blizzard say you won't lose whole ranks? I haven't played yet since the patch, but from what I'm reading that's exactly what I'm understanding.
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>>146940690
I won all 10 placement matches and got put at 64
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>>146940816
Who or who?
>>
>>146940818
It's Blizz, they have pretty good support. Just open a ticket.
>>
>>146940784
yeah bro, you're rank 1 on earth, gj, can i have your autograph?
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>>146939141
>highest is 77
how do you know?
>>
>>146940818
>my team carried me so I deserve a win as well
Stop.
>>
is this accurate to anyone else
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>>146940793
>switching quickplay games-played with ranked
Nice try
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>tfw was on a win streak in ranked with probably at most 2 stars on my teams then suddenly get a full prestige team with double weeb brother instant locks on temple of anubis attack
>intentionally pick hanzo to get a lecture from 1st hanzo about how it's ranked play
why is it that higher level the players, the shittier they get?
>>
>>146940886
>reading comprehension
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>>146940906

>Someone picks Pharah

No.
>>
>tfw hovering between 46-49

Has anyone even seen a 30s or a 60s? I feel like with the current system they may not even exist.
>>
>>146940906
Reaper is usually pretty good. They're either picking him for the right reasons and are good, or picking him because he's cool and suck as him.
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>>146940906
Mostly, but I'm fine with people playing reaper on most maps and I hate when people try and make Zenyata work
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>>146940793
>hit scan shitter
>ultimate is literally "aim bot"
>the most dull, bland, vanilla character you can pick
>faggot acts like he's hot shit
>mfw

LMAO calm down retard
>>
>>146940906

>hating on Tracer and Reaper
>>
>lost 5 matches
>still at 72
i'm confused blizzard-senpai
>>
>>146940816
ritalin, make sure you eat first and chew gum while playing too so you dont grind your teeth up

>>146940864
rekt

people sperging out on my one trick status but they play around me and we win lmao

i am the cancer
>>
>>146940373
its based on points
>>
>>146940906
I've never found an instance where I thought "wow, I wish I had a Winston right now". He's so utterly useless
>>
>>146940810
no, it's actually a Korean law that you can't sell a fan that doesn't have a timer to turn itself off
>>
>stack retards ruining my games by being complete shitters.
WHY.
>>
Is Mercy a good pacifist doctor or some kind of insane amoral experimenter?
>>
>>146940906
>Zen
>can't complain
>Tracer and McCree
>stop
>Reaper
>STOP

No, you stop.
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>use d.va bunny icon
>have never once played d.va
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How many placement matches did you lose?

and what rank did you get put in?

Genuinely curious about this. Ive lost 2 of my first 3 and wanna know your stories. Share with me anons
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>>146940795
Before ranked came out, I had a 55% winrate across 300 games. My Mei winrate is 70% across 100 games.

I've played 18 ranked games, and my winrate is 40%.

These are all some of the worst games I've ever played. Three games I had gold medal damage/kills as Reinhardt.
>>
WHY AM I 53? I GOT GOLD IN MY ROLES 90% OF THE GAMES AND I WENT 9-1. WHY IS THIS GAME TELLING ME IM BAD? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?
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>>146940906
>Mercy
Hilarious.
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>>146940973
60s exist, I dunno about 30s

>>146940995
The ranked system assigns ranks arbitrarily, and keeps people at rank 70+ that high so they feel special and important and buy loot boxes
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>>146941006
>people sperging out on my one trick status but they play around me and we win lmao
ANDREW WELDING, who do you one trick?
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>>146940741
>5-5
>played soldier every game
>3-4 gold medals every game
>40 elims average season 1 stats
>rank 51
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Take your anti-trolling charm guys
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>>146941023
yes
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>>146941008
Winston is a god on KOTH
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>>146940884
Masteroverwatch leaderboards, but I think that only counts people who've signed up. But then again, what autistic 10/10 player wouldn't have by now?

>>146940927
no fuk u

>>146940983
>dumb anime poster
Hanzo takes less skill fambo
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>win loss win loss win
>every game has been a stomp one way or the other

This has been like a force 50% autist's wet dream.
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>>146941008
Winston easily deals with shit like Genjis or Windowlickers and remains useful outside of that too.
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so what's the benefit of being top 500 at the end of a season?
bragging rights?
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>>146940906
shit list. Everyone on that chart should be can't complain except hanzo
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>>146940906
Torb and Symmetra are fine
Reaper melts tanks
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>>146941043
you probably had a shit seeding from quick play
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>>146941034
d.va bunny is the best icon, I wish I had it
why can't we buy icons? it's retarded
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>>146941034
>use Alliance icon
>main Horde
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>>146941106
Every time I see a Hanzo or a Genji I can't help but get HASAGI flashbacks.
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>>146941105
An animated spray or some dumb shit.
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>>146940975
>>146940978
>>146940985
>>146941029
>>146941117
i didnt think middle school had let out already but i guess i was wrong
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>>146941073
tracer

i get to live my lategame power fantasy by whipping around the map and slaying/disrupting everything while my team does all the work

shits great
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>>146940793
According to Master Overwatch I have 169 kills and only 12 deaths with 76. You can literally stand back, spray, and use the missiles whenever they pop. His ult is cheap as fuck.
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>>146941063
that seems .. really fucking dumb. i don't want to be at a rank i didn't deserve.

bleh.
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>>146941015
>laws are an indication of the average person
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>>146941105

Probably e-peen and they said you get more points at the end of the season. Maybe higher ranks get more points, don't know.
>>146941157
Everyone who does their placements get those two.
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>>146941159
it's june 29th and it's the middle of the night
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Where my Aus servers?
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>>146941105

we don't know yet, senpai.

all we know is you get *some* amount of comp points based on your level at the end of the season. I'd think top 500 gets 300 desu
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>>146941105
probably a veritable bounty of competitive points
top 500 players get 5
top 100 players get 10
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>>146941159
Back to your Marianas Trench-tier matches
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>>146941034
>use peanut butter icon
>prefer chunky
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>>146941159
Reaper IS good. If he looked like a fucking clown and played the same he would still be good. Especially now that McCree can't melt tanks.
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>>146941008
>winston
>useless
he's only useless on useless teams that couldn't kill anything for shit even though he's creating space by distracting either the turret or at least 2 guys
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>>146941191
>americans
that explains the edge
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does master overwatch not have access to rank? I just wanna see where i am
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>>146941162
I get it, you're butthurt. I didn't say S76 was the king of all classes or that he takes skill you retard, I said I fucking stomped with him and I did.
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Koth is fucking gay why did they chose this gamemode for ranked it should just be nonstop payload. Also I got this off my defeat shame it isn't devil mercy.
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Reposting
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Guess my rank
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According to Master Overwatch I'm in the top 500 on my server.
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>>146941081
have you tried playing better heroes
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>>146941257
46
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>>146941257

37
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Went 7-3 and got 51.

Did I do good? Did I get jewed?
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>>146941235
>the edge
what are you even talking about

are you feeling ok, do you need a hot towel
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>>146941257
53
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>put into a placement game
>Numbani defense
>I'm the only one on my team above level 50
>play Mercy
>my teammates are D.va, Winston, Pharah, Bastion, and Reaper
>D.va is standing on the payload holding M1
>Bastion sets up in plain sight
>Winston dies as soon as the gates open because he tries to 1v6 the entire enemy team
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how do I get Master Overwatch to use my competitive data
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>>146940983
>the most dull, bland, vanilla character you can pick

>implying playing the vanilla hero in an exciting game and still being able to outplay all the edgelords and mobility tryhards isn't fun as fuck

I spy a shitter
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>>146941254
lord almighty, i just wanna shove my nose up her shit hole and take long, deep, lung filling inhales.
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>>146940495
>>146940296
That's the point. She's the worst support because she's not a support yet is classed as one
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>>146941298
you got carried
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>play my ever first ranked match
>people blaming, people flaming
>people using all chat to cry to the opponent team
>everyone sucking massive dick
>reaper trying to frontline
>everyone ignoring the mercy

its perfect, its so perfect
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>>146941252
Better than fucking Capture Points, although the number of rounds is a little much considering how long a single round of KotH can run.
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>>146941303
wouldn't a cold towel help more
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>my team has me (level 75) and everybody else is under 30

>their team has two level 100+ and the other four are all over 80


just another four gold loss
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>Go 7-3 in placements
>Feel like I wasn't a burden and contributed to wins
>50

THANKS I GUESS.
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>>146941353
Eh, I had golds out the ass all night.

85% kill participation in my last match.
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>first yellow in 30 levels

Where do I sign up to shoot myself
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just wanna say fuck you to everyone i've played comp with so far
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>>146941298
i was watching another good streamer go 8-2 carrying each game, including a game where some guy was trolling, and he only got 54.

so no, i dont think you got jewed

ranking is screwy af and is easy to abuse your score if you know what to do
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>>146940238
Get a load of THIS faggot
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>>146941325
D.va just thought she picked Bastion, anon.
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>>146941325
ive had more dead weight winstons on my teams than anyone else
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>>146940598
Cant stomp anyone i mean, man i need to go to bed.
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>do really well in placement matches, feel like I've never played this well before
>6/4, but I felt really good and got lots of gold medals and on fire time
>expecting 55+
>get 48
>whatever I'll rise up
>play a match
>my team average is 46, other team is 48
>well I'm the "underdog", so I shouldn't lose many points, like what Blizzard said
>do my best, surprisingly close match, still lose
>straight drop to 47

I'm gonna kill myself my man
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What ranks did you guys get?
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>>146941397
>3rd best d.va skin and mercy emote
could have been much worse
>>
How mad would people be if I were to start instalocking Lucio all the time?
And Dva if I join a game with one already locked in and a tank is needed.
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>>146941241
But using your own metric, I'm better than you with him, so why are you bragging again?
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>>146941412
If its easy to abuse your score then why didn't he do it?

You're not making any sense with that last part.
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>>146941352
The teleporter is enough to classify her as support

>but Symmetra on attack is shit!
sub-60s need not apply
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>>146941281
>>146941294
>>146941312

48
>>
>now have hard concrete proof who is good and who is bad
>bad players still begging "post ur winrate!" "i bet you got carried!" "post your masteroverwatch!" desperately trying to hold something above the players 20 ranks above them
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reminder not to play mercy until they un-nerf her
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i have lost 7 out of 8 of my placement matches playing heals

my damage struggle all the fucking time and my builders keep their hero the entire game when we get rolled on the first point

really though what should i do

is this shadowpool shit
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>Oh this brawl looks cool
>Play 1-3 rounds
>Ok this brawl is shit why would I play this

every time
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>>146941169
I made it up you bozo
You're probably doing fine, though if you're 70+ you're probably also close to top in NA
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>>146941450
8/2 and got 59
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>someone is making a McCree dakimakura
>someone is making a Reinhardt dakimakura
>D.va, Tracer, and Mei dakis already exist
>i will probably never get a daki of my husbando because no one likes him

O-Okay.
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>>146941450
haven't even bothered

>>146941460
d.va is arguably a worse solo tank than roadhog
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>>146941460
what the fuck kind of shitter mmr are you in that people complain about lucio instalockers?
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>>146941471
is 60 actually a notable threshold or is this just a meme?
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>>146941478
it's a bug
it will be fixed "soon"
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What do I do against Reinhart? Just shoot shit at him until shield breaks? Is there a different better method/actual counter?
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>>146941447
Holy shit are you me?

>Just got rank 48
>Think I could've done better but fuck it I'm drinking tonight
>Play one game
>Win by a good margin
>Bar increases, maybe, a centimeter or two across my screen as my "increase"
>Play another game
>Lose by a good margin
>Bar decreases by about 6 inches
>Mfw
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>>146941460
>Lucio instalockers
>bad
what
>>146941554
What's a bug?
>>
fill my folder
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>>146941475
I knew it would happen but I didn't know it would feel this good.
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>>146941515
>D.Va daki
>No robot to go with it
Waste of money.
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>>146941206
Melbourne probably. That's where most servers are.
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>>146941515
I was always under the impression that these daki things were more of a joke and very VERY few "odd" people actually owned one.

What the fuck do you say to your friends/relatives when they visit? I'd feel awkward as all fuck if I was at someone's house and they had some fucking pillow of an anime girl on their bed, how fucking creepy man. May as well leave your dragon dildos out, too
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Competitive ruined Overwatch for me

it turned me into something that I haven't seen since my old WC3 days.

I need to stop playing e-sport games, I don't know why I take them so seriously.
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>>146941592
He never said they were bad, anon.
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>>146941549
60 seems like a reasonable threshold, kinda like 4000 or whatever in Dota 2 (at least back when I played it, it's likely inflated now)
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>>146941467
if you play certain characters well and win its easier to get a higher rank off placements than if you play other shit

the key is to inflating your medal score so youre first in everything while winning

tldr be a statwhore
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>>146941349
me, too. in fact, i spy two. here, let me point them out for you:

>>146941096
>>146941349
stay mad, squirt.
>>
>Win 2 of 10 placing matches
>Get 46
>Friend wins 6 of 10
>gets 42

So it appears that winning legitimately doesn't mean shit for placement at first? That at least somewhat stops my blood from boiling
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>>146941592
>What's a bug?
Blizzard fucked Mercy's stream switching
>>
>retards think I'm gonna switch because they want some perfect comp.
L O L.
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>underdog
>dc halfway through the game
>come back and win
>lose points anyway
ffs
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>>146941592
you need line of sight to switch from healing to damage boost
her ult sometimes doesn't work through obstacles
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>>146941594
*
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>>146941463
He said he was stampeding and so great with something as standard as 3KD. He then literally requested to see my placement match statistics which were clearly all on S76, where my higher statistics were a better example of what someone would call 'stampeding'.

You're an insecure moron, dude.
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>>146941656
>lower than 50

LOL you are both shit
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>>146941515
>no Reaper daki
;_;
Who's your husbando? All the decent guys are fairly popular.
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>>146941656
I won 6 out of 10 and placed 58
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>>146941489
half of the brawls can be more treated as advanced training modes

>Super Shimada bros
>Genji/Hanzo training

>We're all Soldiers now
>Headshot and burst fire training

>Justice Rains From Above
>Airshot training
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>>146941592
I fought one placement match against a lucio who not only healed like a mad cunt but also contested the payload forever and harassed our shit so hard, so damn hard, he was the only reason we moved to overtime every objective on Hollywood attack.
We still won because his team was shit and pushing him off with some aoe or killing him somehow gave us 10+ seconds of unopposed pushing.
But this was the first time I felt bad for someone. This guy deserved to win.
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>>146940341
> Last week was defense only
> Defense characters having an orgy was canon
GTFO you shipper trash, with your subhuman logic
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>>146941628
Competitive overwatch is actually turning me into a good team player again.

In DOTA, if your team is bad, you lose. They can feed the other team and make them stronger to the point at which you cant fight back.

In overwatch, though, you're -always- on the same playing field in terms of numbers, so you really can tryhard, make the big plays, the big kills, the big stops and win the game.

So, I go in with a positive attitude, do my job and hope my team does theirs. The only thing I ever obsess over anymore is picks.
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>>146941628
Just play Quick Play then.

Now that competitive is out, Quick Play ACTUALLY does what it was supposed to in the first place.
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>almost towards end of a comp game
>we're losing but still have enough time to push back
>one person gives up and leaves match
>another one follows
>our team gets steamrolled in a couple seconds
>DEFEAT
>get knocked down a rank for pussy ass players

Comp sure is fun
>>
So it has been confirmed for a long time now that players from top pro teams like EnvyUS and C9 are a bunch of aimbotters. And yet Blizzard has done nothing about it.

Fucking why? Do they want their competitive scene to be complete cancer?

Here are some videos of them blatantly aimbotting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgKOO4K9F2E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX-AepyRFU&feature=youtu.be
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>>146941618
You store them in the same place you put your dragon dildos, you fool.
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>>146941516
I hate all other tanks, plus Dva has one of the best skins in the game.
Roadhog is alright, I guess.

>>146941521
>Doing ranked during the shitstorm period

>>146941592
You've never come across a Mercy main who threw a bitchfit, have you?
Not to mention that I'd be locking even on defense, because fuck playing Mercy in pubs.
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>>146941628
I know how you feel, man.
It's how I feel about online games in general. If I'm not with friends, I just get pissed off and angry. I can't carry hard enough, I try to give advice and help my team and get attacked for it. It's the people, people are the worst and online they're 100X worse.
I should just go back to SP games, they don't frustrate me as much as this.
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>soldier actually has received no nerfs in forever
nice
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>>146941646
>if you win it's easier to get rank

uh, okay
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>>146941618
A lot of people buy them for ironic purposes. They'll get one of their husbando/waifu, but not because they're mouthbreathing neckbeards, but because it's a kinda amusing personal joke and something to poke fun of yourself for. Which is kind of why I want one. And also because I really, really like Torbjorn, he a cute.

Anyways. No one visits me anyways, so why not?
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>>146941687
>calls me insecure now that I both proved his own insecurity AND showed him up with superior stats
Sit this one out, champ.
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>>146940361
> Play of the Game
if it was competitive why is not labeled as "Play of the Match"? Hmmmm
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>>146941463
No one asked for your stats and no one said they were better than you, kindly stop shitposting
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>>146941595
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>>146941471
Haven't even played ranked yet. Symmetra is great, and I'm aware of her capabilities on attack, but she's not a support. She should be classed as defense.
>>
Removed crappy watermark.
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>>146941748
I can't believe Blizzard didn't implement a system to save your ranking if a player disconnects.
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Feels good
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>>146941785
>I'm only buying a fuck pillow ironically! just as a joke haha..
This is literally the "pretending to be retarded" of pillows.
>>
>>146941760
if you hate tanks then don't pick them

d.va can't solo tank, you'd be better off getting S76 or a second support or almost anything other than trying to fill the tank role with d.va or roadhog
>>
>>146941798
>>146941687
>4:28:02
>4:30:02
The most embarrassing samefag I've seen in my 7+ years here
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>>146940379
Entertain us. Please do tell.
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>>146941823
That would be extremely exploitable.
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Is there anything else you get from playing competitive? 300 wins for a single gold skin seems a bit much especially if you arent a teenager and dont give a shit about gold skins.
>>
>in a game with an annoying as hell Tracer on the other team
>she leaves in the third round
Oh god thank fuck, she killed me like five times in a row
Good player, but thank god she left
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Guys I just got placed at 15, did I do good?
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>>146941851
>thinks there's a 2 minute timer on /vg/
>been here for 7+ years

How embarrassing.
>>
>>146941832
How? Premades? I can't solo past 50 the teams just suck.
>>
Yo I fucking love Overwatch, but I think Comp mode is broken something terrible.

Coin flip, rage quit system, and people straight up just not wanting to pick a healer of tank when we need one fucking sucks. I want my avoid system back, holy shit.
>>
>>146941898
That shouldn't be possible actually.

Did you AFK your 10 games?
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>>146941808
>less than 50% win rate on LUCIO

you are absolute horse shit, kid.
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>>146941694
sol76 @ tumblr is making a Reaper daki
too. Torb is my husbando, though.

>>146941843
Anon. I don't want to fuck it. I just want merch of my favorite. I don't actually want a legitimately lewd pillow. Chill, man.
>>
QUESTION: CAN I DO PLACEMENT WITH BUDDY? IF SO, IS THERE A SEPARATE MMR FOR US? WOULDNT WE GET HIGH RANK BECAUSE WE HAVE GOOD COMMS?
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>>146940110
Good luck with that one bub, just rip it off YouTube or something.
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>>146941885
Not if dcing counted as a loss
>>
>Die
What di he mean by this?
>>
>>146941851
That was two and a half minutes, not two. Nigger you're terrible at shitposting, go back to maining genji you queer
>>
>do intentionally bad so i get low ranking
>now i can pubstomp the every loving shit out of everyone
whew
>>
>>146941832
first time im seeing someone that dosnt have around 50-55
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>>146941885
that was sarcasm though, they actually did that
>>
>>146941917
Yes, it's the "teams" who suck. Solo queue here, placed at 59.

I'm sure it's the "teams" though.
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>>146941896
Hey, that was me!
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>Mfw people are taking the release version (or Season 1, for that matter) seriously

>Mfw people are taking ranks seriously when the ranking algorithm likely needs a good tweaking

>Mfw people are taking ranks seriously when the tiebreaker is some shitty cointoss to see who gets screwed over for the unfavorable side instead of doing a KoTH map

>Mfw people are taking ranked seriously when you get punished with a loss for some random butthurt nigger rage quitting the match

>Mfw people are taking ranked seriously when 10 placement games is a statistical nothing and most people aren't where they belong

>Mfw it's only been out for one day

>>146941753
The first video could just be a really weird trigger wrist, but the second one with the McCree is so perfectly aligned on a charging Reinhardt that I'm starting to question it.
>>
this weekly brawl is beyond shit
>>
>>146941917

Solo q playing mostly Reinhardt

With a bit of mercy.
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>>146941943
>Torb
I am so disappointed in you. Thank you for informing me, though. I'm not really one for using Tumblr.
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>>146941939
>pick lucio to fill
>my team is 5 widowmakers standing around the point but refusing to touch it
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>Lijong Tower
>least favourite map
>finish a game on it
>we won but kicks me out next match
>search for new game
>Lijong Tower again
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>>146941987
All the brawls have been shit
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>>146941946
You can do placement matches together. You will most likely get a different score. If yours is higher, brag.
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>>146941898
silver 2
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>out of 10 placements
>2 trolls
>one server crash
>one server with 250 ping

epic, simply epic

I especially love getting a loss because blizzards shitty server died
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>>146941753
>tries to aim at mercy
>aim snaps back perfectly to invulnerable character twice
yeah that seals it I'm mad
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Who /dontgiveafuckaboutranked/ here?
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>>146941917
Your MMR is what determines your skill rating, and the placement matches "finetune" it

I won 7 lost 3, grouped with 1 guy (who placed 55) and I got rank 62
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August 18th can't come soon enough
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>win 5 games in a row
>barely half a rank
>lose one match
>entire rank gone

WHY
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>>146941035

Placed at 47 and went 4-6 I think. I'm good enough to do my own job but not to carry neanderthals. Feels kinda bad.
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DONT PICK FUCKING HANZO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er0sNVqs7yE
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does anyone have any success with solo queuing in comp?
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>>146942017
>Travelling to Hanamu
>Travelling to Hana
>Travelling to Ha
>Travelling to Hanam
>Travelling to H
>Travelling to Hanamu
>Travelling to the Temple of Anubis
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>>146941618
you mean you don't have your dragon dildos out all the time? what are you, some kinda freak?
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>>146941753
One thing I would like to say is that the game does have a natural aim assist, at least on console.
Really noticeable with snipers, easy test is to fight a Mei who raises herself with a wall, it will cause your aim to just go all over the fucking place.
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>>146942050
>Be Australian
>get put into a U.S. server because Blizzard lmao
>I'm lagging like a mother fucker, but it's playable
>get 4 gold medals and win

Lel are Americans really this bad?
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>>146942009
I'm sorry, friend. But they've got a StoreEnvy - http://otterguise.storenvy.com/ you can check there every few days and see if they've put it up for pre-order yet.

http://sol76.tumblr.com/post/146631323665/omg-pls-consider-beanie-less-reyes-vote
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At some point someone is going to figure out what heroes will give you a higher chance of 'scoring' high after your placement matches.

I genuinely think that even if you are average at certain heroes you're more likely to end up with a good placement.

Reinhardt for example seems to be awful for it.
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>>146940670
Reaper is countered by Reaper.
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>ranked will eventually have some really cool skin rewards and shit instead of stupid fucking golden guns
>will be locked out for anyone under rank 80 or some shit
>nobody but nolife autists who do nothing but play all day will achieve this rank, same as WoW arenas and shit
>somehow manage to place at 56 but realize it's probably only downhill from there because no matter how well I do, we will still lose because we have a hanzo on attack, zen is our sole support, and nobody but me will play tank

I wish ranked would have never made it into the game.

One of the rewards will probably be a super exclusive D.Va bikini skin.

Just fucking end me.
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>ching chong tower: command center
>charge enemy reinhardt
>aim at the door ot pin him but actually go through them
>await my death as I charge closer and closer to the ledge
>mfw my charge stops right before the drop and the enemy reinhardt is sent flying
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>>146940906

McCree is a mid range god if you're not shit and can left click heads. He fucking destroys people but nobody realizes it because now he takes actual skill to play.
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>>146941939
Its higher now. It's not counting yesterday's games for some reason. Had a losing streak not long ago.
>>146942012
Kind of this but I wouldn't pick Lucio in a team full of Widowmakers because that's just stupid.
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>>146941808
>Negative elimation/death ratio as Lucio
What the fuck anon?

>>146941845
>Don't pick the role that 9 times out of 10 isn't picked if support actually is
I can handle the occasional roadhog or a winston of there's an annoying Widow, but I refuse to play the bulldyke or rein.
Quite frankly, if they don't like me playing the flanker tank, then maybe they should get off the fucking reaper or genji that they're sucking shit as and play a tank themselves.
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How do you beat Reinhardt, Roadhog, Zarya, Mercy, Lucio at a choke?
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>>146942176
>assumptions
>assumptions
>assumptions
>assumptions
>and that's why this game is SHIT
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>>146941684
Post this folder now
>>146939880
Yes
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>>146942126
>76 completely replaced McCree
>Even Hanzo gets used more that McCree

that's a bit harsh. guess they're just not that good at aiming still
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>>146942171
id argue theres some rng because from my experience people just kind of give up and die inside when hanamura or temple of anubis comes up.
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any news on a date for the new skins?

any news on the new skins at all?
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>>146942197
See
>>146942191
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Am I alone in thinking that Junkrat really needs a small nerf on his C4 damage ?
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>>146942224
Pick Junkrat
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>>146939880
http://gelbooru.com//images/b4/bb/b4bbfb22ef4f2a4e1c007fffaaebb5a7.webm
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At first ranked was great. More communication, more serious play and team comps.

Then I realized you derank literally every single time you lose.

Fuck that, it's chasing the magic dragon until you get to where you were or where you want to be.
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>>146941583
If he's solo you can freeze him with Mei, then double tap him with Icicle Shot. Soldier 76 is pretty good at eating through his shields. Farah can just Boost jump and hit him from the top. Lots of options, he's not too hard to deal with. That said, a good Reinhard will wreck you if you don't respect his space, and since Fire Strike replenishes so much of his meter he can just dole out Earthshatters all day long.

*Note I do not remember the names of the abilities so they are only approximations
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>>146941984

>Mfw people are taking ranks seriously when the tiebreaker is some shitty cointoss to see who gets screwed over for the unfavorable side instead of doing a KoTH map

Why did they even take away the KOTH anyways. That was full retard.
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>>146942012
>>146942191
>it's everyone else's fault i'm shit

you can literally stand near someone, do max healing, rake up gold medals for it easily and have everyone give you 5+ votes after the match for being a literal walking buff

less than 50% win rate is maximum shitter ville

sorry, slugger

git
gud
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>>146942224
Reaper to deal deeps, bastion to hold their attention and a widow to pick them off while distracted.
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>>146941982
Lijong Tower?
If so, Reaper says hi, and well played
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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>>146942263

And Zenyatta still doesn't get played/buffed.
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>>146942307
>Zarya shields
>Just give her a constant and free 100 energy
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>get our shit pushed in on Anubis attack
>"well whatever, defense on anubis isn't that bad maybe we can bring it to sudden death"
>This happens

>Ranked
>can't even make this shit up
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>>146942197
i mean you can pick whatever you want but if you pick d.va as the only tank you're being pretty useless
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>>146942171
Play more Zenyatta
He gets on fire like a turpentine soaked heating pad in the middle of California in 2016
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Anyone else just get disconnected?
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>>146942304
I feel filthy killing anyone with his mine. Basically 120 free damage without aiming at all and no self-damage
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>it's only bg when we lose.
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>>146942334
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA
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>>146941298
I went 7/3 and got 54. so seems alright.
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>>146942334

As much of a shitter as he is, he's not wrong that this double tank double healer meme in every match is incredibly unfun and dull.
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>damage mei
>she icebergs
>look at mei
>she icebergs
>lag decides to not register your hammer hits after you use your earthshaker
>she icebergs
>trap mei in a junkrat trap
>she icebergs
>use ult
>she icebergs
It's literally Reaper's Wraith form but she can't move and heals herself

Why does she need this?
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>>146942126
>people in game L I T E R A L L Y argue the contrary with me when I say that Hanzo is straight up a worse Widowmaker designed for players who can't aim

when I heard that there was gonna be a carbon fucking copy of Huntsman Sniper from tf2 in this I fucking flipped shit. I'm still mad and will never not be mad about it

Fuck you, Blizzard. Hanzo is your biggest mistake in this entire fucking game. Give me old Widowmaker and remove hanzo, I don't fucking care
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>>146942321
OK I'll git gud. I didn't blame anyone else, I just had a run of very bad games, died a lot. When it updates it'll be 51% win and just over 1.0 KD
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>>146942353
Pick three Junkrats.
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Who skilled /GENJI/ here?
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>>146938749
>stopping at any point in the game.

Shit tier detected
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>>146942314
It's not that big of a deal anon. You rank up to where you deserve to be. Season resets every 3 months I think? So that's a good marker in how you've improved. If you're afraid to play then maybe you're not as good as you think you are, either way you'll never know without trying. Imagine this, if you were an amazing player, the kind that plays for Cloud9 or CompLexity you would breeze through the ranking and reach the top percentile, it's not RNG.
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Why do so many people think Winston is useless?

Not saying I love the character or anything but I cannot comprehend how someone could truly find him useless.

There was a time where I thought he was arguably too good because two of them invalidate so many heroes and it makes their Mercy want to kill himself.

Genuine question, super curious to know why so many people have a low opinion of him.
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>>146942334
>tripfag
>going on forums just to look for something to bitch about

He's also entirely right, tank stacking is a huge problem outside of premades
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>>146942384
>people who ONLY say gg when they win

It's made me stop saying gg entirely. I only say gg now if a couple people on the other team who lose say it
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thanks for everyone going double roadhog, i never shit out so many deathblossoms

keep doing what you do
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>>146942451
they're bad at him
>>146938712
c-can i join as a rank 58?
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Rank 34 how am i doing boys
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>>146942403
Some guy argued with me that Hanzo isn't a sniper. The community is retarded as shit.
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>>146942126
buff the poor monk robot holy shit

of all the heroes they talk about blizzard never talks about how zenyatta is underpowered
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>>146942348
how the fuck is path pig over 40% usage
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Rank 65 here, this is the worst ranked matchmaking system I have played in a very very long time.
Fuck blizzard.
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>>146941984
Does blizzard usually show past ranks in their games? That's a decent reason to take it seriously if you care about that kind of thing
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>2-0 lead on king of the hill
>the level 30 switches to hanzo
>we lost

>HE'S IN MY NEW GAME TOO OH FUCKING BOY GOD FUCKING DAMNIT TWO LOSSES IN A ROW
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WHO /Neverplayingranked/ HERE
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>play a reasonably large amount of time, at level 83, but still not actually good
>feel guilty about it, start disliking the game some
>"fuck it, whatever, i'll try being useful for once"
>pick mercy
>she requires constant attention and running around to save people
>is very fun to play, albeit also fucking exhausting
>get praise from friendly team for it instead of getting yelled at

I've been playing Mercy all day and it's way more fun than I thought it would be. I feel helpful for once.
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>>146942491
Just giving him 200 total health would go a long way to increase his usability.
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>>146942507
What level are you anon? He's picked a lot.
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>POTG is Junkrat getting a quad kill, the Mercy reviving all four of them and Junkrat getting his skull bashed in by Reinhardt
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>>146942491
It's probably because he was so stupidly overpowered on the Beta for such a long time, like it's unbelievable how Blizzard thought his first few incarnations were okay.
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>>146942293
That doesn't explain how you're even remotely close to 1:1. I yolo hard often and still have over a 2:1 ratio.

>>146942361
Still more useful than the retarded genji/reaper who does nothing but try to flank (and die) or the widow/hanzo who refuses to go near the objective (and can't hit shit).
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>>146942529
hahaha pussy
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>>146942321
t. Hanzocuck
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>Tfw ranked 50
Reality can be cruel
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>people get so upset that they lose a game calibrating
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>>146942529
>only ever going to play the heroes i want to play
Best feeling
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>>146942546
>level
this is a "pro" games list
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>>146942559
not really
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>>146942513
Yeah it is.

>my team has 3 sub lvl50 players
>enemy team has two 100+ and a fucking 220

Oh we got steamrolled? Because our lowbies picked Zen/Hanzo/Genji?

Gee who would have guessed.
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>>146942507

they use two of them, two lucios and two tracers in King of the Hill. The idea is 2x streepigs makes it pretty hard to avoid getting hooked.
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>>146942378
all he has to do is throw a C4 in the same vicinity as a tracer or mercy etc: and for a fly to touch them afterwards and they're dead, bit to strong if you ask me
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>>146942384
"gg" implies that either I had fun or there was genuine skill involved in the game. If you show up and swamp a highly disorganized team with 3 Bastions, a Mercy, a Rein, and your choice of Turrent-thrower, I probably didn't have fun and you probably didn't actually require any skill.

Minimizing skill required while maximizing victory is a sensible thing to do. I ain't gonna fault somebody for playing to win, but don't be expecting me to lie about how "good" the game was.
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Should having rank 60 or higher be a requirement to participating in discussions regarding gameplay, balance or strategy in this general?
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>first competitive match
>I lose as Torb on attack with 3 gold medals on the second-last point of Hollywood

Boy I'm going to really enjoy this mode right
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PSA: Mei's quad-freeze achievement counts turrets, doesn't seem to be limited to freezing just enemy players..

I wonder if Rip-Tires would count if they don't get killed since you can freeze them with w+m1.
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>>146941974
>bragging about being carried

/owg/ truly has no shame
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>>146942507
>literally better than mccree combo
>highest health in the game
>massive instant self heal
>reaper DPS with his primary except better because of his right click
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>KOTH after 6 games
>our Reinhardt is just trolling, even charged through a pit for no reason
>our Mercy is level 28 and is only healing the Reinhardt

Great game. Oh, and, I can't even count the times where the flashbang/trap/hook somehow connects and the server teleports me back.
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>accidentally queued for competitive
>start sweating bullets,
>gotta make Reinhardt proud and shield my team
>they almost cap the payload first round, only 3 meters away
>decide to take charge and command team
>we win with 3 minutes to spare
>get friend requests

not a bad first experience

/blog
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Roughly how much am I going to have to grind for a gold weapon?
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>play comp
>doing well, a few golds
>rounds swap
>I need to swap to a different role than I was the first round to balance the teams
>lose golds because suddenly instead of Pharah I'm Mercy
>lose match anyway
>game thinks I didn't do shit that match cuz no golds
Yeah fuck this system. It punishes swapping heroes in a game that was designed around swapping heroes
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>>146942460
>>146942398
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>>146942627
Most tournaments use eggplant so that lineup is not a thing

Just look at that list.. There are no heroes in S tier because it's not possible
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>>146942559
Because I don't focus on kills. I skate around the walls, push people away and distract their attention trying to hit me. The kills I do get are usually environmental ones.
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>25k healing done on a cp map that went on forever
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>146942682
>flashbang/trap/hook somehow connects and the server teleports me back.

This does not happen. 20 tick is an ARTISTIC choice and has no effect on gameplay
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>>146942653
Attitude like that sets up for elitism and splitting the general

Once I saw the discord, I knew this is probably what's gonna happen
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>>146942726

Reaper works, but only to a certain extent in the coordinated games. I mean, it's manageable, but that doesn't make it less fun to play desu. If I see one more game that's Reind, Zarya, Mercy, Lucio I'm going to stab my eyes.
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>>146942538
Aaand I got distracted while writing this. Meant to ask: do any of you have tips for playing Mercy? I think I'm doing decently, but I could always use help.
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>>146942403
I think Hanzo is very useful on certain maps, namely point B on hanamura and volskaya as there are plenty of corners to peek that attackers are forced to come through, his sonar arrow allowing your whole team to know where the enemy team is flanking from, and the short distance and amount of routes available through wall climbing making him a bit easier to move around and survive with than widowmaker while still having good angles.

Aside from those two points and maybe the middle of King's Row he does seem pretty useless.
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>>146942384
>I say gg ez everytime I win even if it was close

The butt-flustering is legendary.
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>mei's ice block self-heal can't be damaged
>but her ice walls can be damaged
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>>146942676
one of his biggest strengths in pro play is how fast mercy gets her ult by healing the pige

while roadhog also serves as an ult battery to enemy team, it's still often worth because pro play is completely centered around mercy now
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>>146942578
>"""""pro"""""
Oh, in that case, discarded.
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I'm so tired of my teammates just being dipshits and feeding ult to the other team oh my god
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I've had route 66 5 of my 10 placements, what the shit?
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>>146942726
>reaper can 1v4 2 tanks and 2 healers while not getting killed by the other 2 player

yeah okay
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>>146942384
eh, my 10th match was a landslide win. I barely had time to have fun.
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>>146942694
300 points.
Get 1 point for every WIN.
= 300 WINS/GAMES
Forced 50 means you need 500-600 GAMES.
1 Game takes roughly 15-20 mins, because comp matches are longer more maps.

600x 20min = 12000 mins/60 = 200 h. or 8 days of constant play
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Why the fuck does my game sometimes not load player models. What the fuck is it with this game that the first game every time I launch runs the risk of this bullshit. And it's not even every first game just some of them.
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So I guess quickplay MMR only affects ranking but not the people you play against in placements? Or why the fuck did I get actual retards in my game and end up with like 65 eliminations and 5 golds.

Never thought a game could top League on how annoying soloranked is but Overwatch managed to do it.
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>>146942669
Is this going to be the new shitter excuse?

>ur rank is high cuz u got CARIED! xD

I played my placement match with the exact same 6-stack, some of them got low 40s, some of them got mid-50s. I got the highest with 59. I sure got "carried" I guess.
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>>146942750
I'll take elitism over trashcans crying about Mei or Torbjörn

Nothing of value is lost when posters like those are silenced
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>>146942586
Yes really. You know how often I see those examples in my matches?

>>146942732
>Because I don't focus on kills.
Neither do I, but there's no reason to not be trying to put damage out at all times.
What you're implying is that you do none of that and just skate about hoping people notice you.
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>>146942401
The real question is: why does she need it when she already has 250 fucking hp?

I know Blizzard wants a "blizzard" skill in every fucking game possible, so a frost mage ( or something close to it ) is an easy way to include it, but FFS why did they have to put the iceblock too?!
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>>146942726
Someone translate this
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tfw tired and cant sleep bc too much caffeine. fuck
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>place at 51 in PTR
>place at 44 now

I don't feel like I was playing any worse...
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>>146942489
I play a lot of Hanzo myself. I think the term sniper is INCREDIBLY loose on him
He's a sniper in the sense that 'headshots = win', but when it comes to actual sniping, just pick widow
I was taking the piss at someone in a pub that complained at me for pickinga second sniper so I called him a "midrange burster"
but I kind of believe my own bullshit because he doesn't play like a sniper at all
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So when are we getting a femhog skin?
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So if pro players are getting rank 70-77 what is considered average?
Also how does it work if I did my placement matches in a 2 men premade?
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>>146942747

How is your player icon gray?
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>>146942863
>6-stack

KEK
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>>146942863
>exact same 6-stack, some of them got low 40s, some of them got mid-50s. I got the highest with 59. I sure got "carried" I guess.

That makes no sense. This algorithm is fucked up.
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>lose a round of KOTH
>Hanzo says "Thank You"
Get
Fucked
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>>146942545
I kinda like having a glassy canony hero instead of the usual 200 hp

theres lots of ways to buff him besides giving more hp
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>>146942773
LG used hanzo with decent success on attack in dorado
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>>146942925
It's the first fucking day, there is no average yet.
Give it a fucking week.
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>>146942937
>solo queue games
>anything resembling Overwatch

Face it, you might as well play against bots, solo queue players aren't even playing the game.
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>First competitive game
>NOW TRAVELLING TO HANAMURA
>We get blown up on defense
>Entire team is too afraid to go past the gate on attack

Well, some things never change...
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>>146942939
Because it's looking at more than simple wins and losses.
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>>146942913
nobody carried you this time
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>>146942890
>guesta
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>>146942881
>Implying I'm not constantly doing damage.
Congratulations on your 2:1 KD though. I'm aware that I'm average, I'm not pretending otherwise.
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>>146942881
nobody cares about the eurotrench
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>Lose a game
>Get knocked down a level
>Win a game
>Don't regain the lost level
What is this bullshit?
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>2/5 placement matches
>my only losses are cause we lost coin flip
>overtime attack payload
>known that players hate this feature in PTR
>personally hated this feature in PTR
>blizz still puts coin flip for free loss in release
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>>146942913
Blizzard tweaked some things
Pretty much everyone got a lower rank than their PTR
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>>146943016
What is the coin flip?
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>>146943016
can someone explain the coinflip meme
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>>146942797
>players bound by contract to an organization that receives a salary amongst other benefits
>not professional players
why do i keep seeing people belittling the pro scene here so much

are you all bitter /v/ermins that dislike "tourneyfags" because they make you realize how shit you are?
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>>146943016
I don't get why it's unfair. Why can't you hold a point for 4 minutes?
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>>146943038
give proof
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>>146942923
Genderbend skins in general would probably make a lot of money.
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>>146943049
sudden death attack/defense, attack almost always wins
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>>146942489
Hanzo is functionally the same as Junkrat.
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>>146942939
It's also taking into account your individual performances.
How is this so hard for most of you to understand?
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>friend invites me to join his "competitive team" to go through placements
>legit planning daily practice and getting everyone's schedules and "mains"
>for some unholy reason I agree to join at least for placements
>lose the first two matches as fast as the enemy team can walk from one point to another
>had top damage and kills as lucio first match
>second match went pharah to try to carry
>like forty elims and ~30k damage
>can't carry them they're too heavy
>third match go Zarya
>four gold medals
>"genji main", Bastion on attack
>"Genji can't kill Widowmaker stop telling me to flank her
>"shotcaller"/leader won't get the fuck off of Mei

holy shit what fresh hell did I dive in to
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Competitive is only making me play Zarya now with the occasional waifu instead of the other way around. Plz buff her blizzard
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>>146942876
those are the people that keep the general at the top of the catalog. just ignore them
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I think I'm going to make it a habit to avoid all mei shitters
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Will they ever switch to Source 2 engine?
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>5-5.
>48
feels bad man.
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>>146943091
We actually won the coinflip earlier because I got a 4 man res earlier
I was kind of screaming
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>>146942892
My Spanish is a bit rusty, but the first bit is talking about how he met some 17-year-old girl and he's in love with her innocence and shyness and thinks she's cute. He's also her boyfriend?

Can't figure out what he's saying in the second half, but I figure it's much along the same lines.
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>>146943083
b-b-b--b-b-b-because I'm the best but my team is shit!
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>>146943064
I discard any information pertaining to pros because I'm not a pro, the information is completely irrelevant to actual games that I actually play.
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>>146942892
Reaper is talking about his new 17-year-old girlfriend.
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>>146943054
50/50 chance of being on defence just for the first point means a 50/50 chance of losing
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>>146943124
i'm laughing and crying at your misfortune
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>>146943130
Avoid them how? Ragequit when you see one?
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God I wish I could fucking see other people's stats

>Join game
>Gold in absolutely everything
>Team can't push anything whatsoever
>Only person ever getting any kills is me, literally nobody else even kills anyone
>Lose 2 ranks

Soloq is fucking hell
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>>146943124
Never do competitive things with your friends.
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What's it gonna be?
https://youtu.be/B2v-AkSj260
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>>146943180
I just realized you can't avoid players anymore

why the fuck not?
>>
Warning signs for shitters:

They pick Hanzo
They pick Bastion
They pick Zenyatta as a primary support
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>55 placement
RiP me. I can already see myself going up and down 55 for eternity.
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>>146943007
>I'm aware that I'm average, I'm not pretending otherwise.
I'm complete dogshit at this game. Just shoot in the general direction of the enemy team and you get free elims.
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>>146943216
People were causing insanely long queue at certain mmr brackets, avoiding stronk players.
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>>146943201
Disappointing
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>>146943216
Enough people were doing it so much that it actually increased match timers overall for the playerbase.
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>>146943231
Oh hey rank 40
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>>146943216
one of the top Widowmakers players couldn't find any games because of the sheer amount of people that avoided him
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>>146942796
Mercy is in generaly ridiculous in that regard.
Enemy team has Mercy and yours doesn't?
Well then your team is not allowed to harass or lay suppressive fire, or you'll hear HELDEN STERBEN NICHT every 30s. Meanwhile enemy team is encouraged to lay suppressive fire as she'll damage boost them and you'll hear HELDEN STERBEN NICHT every 40s.
It's laughable really, especially when there's a Pharah firing into the chokepoint or a Soldier spraying towards your team. You just flip lmb between people and charge your ult in seconds, so it's ready for whenever enemy team gets their ults up.
And if you have a Streetpig to heal who doesn't E outside of near-death situations, you can get the ult loaded in below 30s, making the "should i ult or wait" decision irrelevant.
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>>146943216
People in higher MMR were using it to avoid really good players they don't want to play against, ruining the matchmaking for that person.
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I just noticed, Reinhardt does not have a melee.
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The coin flip isn't the problem, it's the map design.

Think about it, what's even the point of the first few points? Have you even seen Gibraltar won in the first or the second point? Or Dorado? The majority of the maps come down to overtime in the final point, that's it. There's literally no other way for defence to win because the maps and overtime are a shitfest.
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>>146942782
what's your battletag? just wanna go ahead and block you ahead of time
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I thought I was a baddie but apparently I'm number 72 on the US leader boards.
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Is /v/ THAT bad at videogames ?
>>/v/thread/343144732
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>>146943176
do you think an employer would care about a conviction like this?

I'd like to T H I N K that %99 of people agree that this is a bullshit """felony""""
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>>146943216
the best widow complained on forums about having long ass queue times, turns out hundreds of people had avoided him because he was too good and blizz removed the avoid feature
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Retarded question but does anyone know what Genji means when he says something that sounds like "Ah-Hoo-Gah" in a cheeky voice after he kills someone?
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>get matched against a party of 5, all 63
>my team is nothing but solo people all calibrating
>get shitstomped
>they all say GG and yell SALT SALT SALT when we point out how stupid it was
?
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>>146943258
>>146943268
>>146943282
>>146943293
>>146943331
So instead of fixing anything, they completely removed it?

I think I'm going to vomit
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>play Reinhardt in comp
>enemy team is salty at me, saying Reinhardt is easy as fuck and OP
>one of them switches to Reinhardt
>keeps trying to engage me without his team
>kill him every time because he's always 1v5 or 1v4
>solo-ults me while I have my shield up
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>>146943357
They should have made it ally only.
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Will people be mean if I play Mei in competitive?

I carry pretty much every match in pub games
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>>146943348
The only thing that pisses me off than a toxic player is a toxic player who can actually play.
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>>146943348
mind gaymez kid get fucked
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>>146943250
Yeah pretty much. I play in bed while laying down with a wireless kb and mouse. My accuracy is about 30%. My winrate is 52%. I could probably do better but I'd rather be comfy.
I'm fine being average. Most people are average.
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>>146943381
Not if you win
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>>146943216
There was a post about how the world's top widowmaker was having long queue times and being matched with lower mmr players because all the players in his bracket had blacklisted him with the avoid feature
so naturally it's a problem with Avoid This Player rather than Windowlicker, so feature deleted
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I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE SHITTY COMPETITIVE TEAMS
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post your placements.

>5-5
>50
>now 48
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>>146943331
AND THIS IS A PROBLEM WITH WIDOWMAKER BEING NOT FUN TO PLAY AGAINST.
SOMEHOW IT'S NOT A TOP 3 GENJI OR TRACER OR FUCKING LUCIO COMPLAINING.
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>>146942398
>volskaya on defense
>pick hanzo
>attempt to scout with sonar
>only two heroes show up: lucio, and pharah
>alright then
>game starts
>fucking double winston leaps out of god damn nowhere and instantly obliterates me
>their comp is double winston, lucio, mercy, 76, and pharah
>their soldier has his ult in literally the first 20 seconds of the game
>they bum rush the point and take it almost instantly
>next point is lost within 1 minute as they all have their ults already
>literally nothing we can do against the onslaught of speed and destruction

will blizzard ever do something about this? shit's completely fucking lopsided
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This sudden death is fucking trash
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After you complete the 10 matches and get your rating, are you stuck with that rating until the end of the season?
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>>146943381
Play your mains in competitive. Shit like Mei, Pharah, Roadhog, Reinhardt and S76 work on almost all maps on either side if played well, very few people will complain.

>>146943449
>8-2
>57
>then 58
>then 57
>now 58
It begins.
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>>146943313
I'm not going to open the thread because you Fucked the link but the answer is yes. /v/ don't actually play video games. They just bitch about them
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>>146943380
>oh this guy is a total asshole to everybody
>guess I can't avoid him because he's on the enemy team
>oh this guy playing widowmaker is ruining my fun by literally hitting me every fucking time I get a pixel glimpse of him
>guess I can't avoid him because he's on the enemy team
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Oho? What's this?
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>>146941102

Oh I'm laffin.
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>>146943345
"aho ga"
closely translates to "you fool"
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>>146943420
I assumed it was because they thought he was hacking. If those cheating "pros" are anything to go by then he probably was.

Widowmaker is still stupid as hell, though.
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ALL MY LOSSES BECAUSE KOTH IS TRASH.
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>>146943462

Had that happen a couple times on Anubis earlier today. Double winston is meme as fuck. Went Zarya, ptu a bubble up, and dumpstered the dumb monkeys then their team rolled in and wrecked mine.
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>play king of hill
>do well
>it doesn't matter because KotH gives you almost literally NO points whatsoever
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>146943484
The second one is totally legit, you're not supposed to be able to avoid someone because they're better than you. And I'm fairly certain there's a mute function for the first one.
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>>146943493
I'm not sure, what is this?
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>>146943493
Godspeed anon. You're the best.
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300 comp wins for golden weapon.

That's gonna be fucking awful to get.
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>>146941917
i got 64 solo
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>>146943357
They did "fix" it. By removing it

I think it kept adding "unnecessary" complexity in the matchmaking system, and with the release of competitive.

It is annoying, but it was probably the better decision in the long run.
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>>146943504
Thanks man, makes me smile everytime I hear it
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>>146943306
The attacking team will win almost every time

This system is fucked and I'd rather go back to the koth match to decide

Or you know, give the team who wins faster the win flat out
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>>146943549
Why? Why should I subject myself to playing against a player who is obviously not in my skill bracket? Why should I just deal with not being able to do anything because a pro widowmaker can just ruin gameplay for me?
>>
Does roadhog get a golden hook too or is it just his scrap gun?
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>>146943520
But two Winstons shit on Zarya pretty hard.
Their damage is too slow to load up her charge as the bubble will fade before it breaks, and they can just lmb you to death prancing around you and you can do nothing with just 30-40 charge.
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>>146943195
Fucking this. I want to get competitive but im stuck with "pings dont matter in shooters" group and queue with them on really high ping servers.

>were missing tank, go play one high ping anon
Yeah and miss 90% of my full charge zarya. Fuck off!
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>>146943473
are you fuckin' stupid or what kid
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>>146943574
I've got 57 points already, I don't know how but I did.
Maybe you get points equal to your placement rank?
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>>146943509
When I get home and do my placement games, I'm going to post the progress here and be the only one who blames myself. KOTH is great, you're shit.
>>
>9-1
>was rank 64
>rank 73 now
Ay.

>>146943493
I love you.
>>
>Why not make ties a valid result, giving both team half points/exp and give them the opportunity (via vote) to get an insta rematch against the same team?
Well, /owg/?
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>>146943620

I dunno. I was having success with it. My M1 was shitting on them pretty hard while keeping it traced on them, most importantly though her bubble means she doesn't take damage while your team is unloading all over them while they're hitting you.
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>>146943593
Genji is so cute. I'm glad he still has a sense of humor.
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>>146939650
Blizzard can't into nuance, anon.
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>picks zenyatta in sudden death
>completely useless
>"haha its just a game dude stop being so toxic xD"
>>
>>146943449
oh shit namaste
>>
>>146943649
idk why they didn't do this, there's literally nothing wrong with getting draws, it happens in CS:GO all the time
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>>146942853
And I can only get one weapon

feels bad man
>>
>rank 30

What did they mean by this?
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Fucking finally, I was just sitting on level 25 waiting for ranked to come to play this game. Quick games were a shitfest and I didn't feel any reward

isnt there max rank?
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>>146941898
you did GREAT anon
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>>146943449
>5-5
>55
>Still 55
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>>146943649
No, there can only be win/loss! Having a tie would make things complicated for new players!
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>>146943493
YOOOOOOO
>>
>>146942384
WHAT'S LELOUCH'S RANK?

I WANT TO MAKE FUN OF HIM!
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>>146939120
Because if you didn't get a loss from leaving after someone else had left, you could just have groups of 6 people where one person leaves a losing game and the other 5 never lose rank.

That's why you dumb fuck.
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>>146943706
it mean you are shit
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>>146943323
Lots of places just have a policy to automatically decline anyone with a conviction.
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>>146943380
I feel like there should be separate buttons for avoiding players (in which you don't see people you don't like playing against because they're assholes or griefers), and another button for "Unfun bullshit". Basically, a button that exclusively exists to vent salt.

Didn't like that Mercy's constant stream of ults kept ruining your party's ability to do anything? Mark it.
5 Bastions on the enemy team? Mark all of them.
Sick of Rein in every game? Mark him.
Hell, why stop at characters? Sick of that one fucking map? Mark it.

Blizzard could even use the data to help figure out what shit the community wants the devs to work on, without having to rely exclusively on in-house stuff and forum input, and players get to feel better by pushing the "I AM MAD ABOUT X" button and maybe typing in a little paragraph about why they're mad about X.
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Found Zarya irl
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>>146939650
You just lose slightly less. You still lost, you shouldn't increase ranks by losing.
>>
>Got triple gold and 1 silver
>Lost match 0-3

I fucking hate this community. Stop taking D.va to competitive you god awful shitters.
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>vodka industries
>like 30 seconds left
>need to get B
>sail in as reaper, no ult, and destroy the enemy Mercy that has been carrying them all game
>kill Torb and his turret before dying to soldier ult
>team manages to clean up but only our Lucio and Rein survive
>enemy Mercy comes flying out of spawn, presses Q, and all 5 enemies revive even though Rein pins her the second she ults
>they wipe Rein/Lucio and the game ends with the rest of us unable to make it back to the point so no overtime

HURR JUST KILL THE MERCY FIRST DURR
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>>146943549
Widowmaker is not fun to play against, period.
Good Widowmaker STILL turns a match into a VIP protection/assassination mission, making the game revolve around shutting down that pesky Widow or protecting your Widow.
So yes, people should be allowed to avoid shit like this, because it's simply NOT FUN TO DO.
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>>146943730
5-5.
48.
Mei only.

It's not bad I guess.
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>>146943615
Exactly, because the first few points are trash. Even if they just put the sudden death on the last point it would be much more fair, because those points are actually designed to be holdable.
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>>146943195
>Play Reinhardt with a 6 stack of friends
>Just standing there with shield up for first two minutes
>None of them can hit anything
>Fine, fuck it, I'll just be the DPS as Reinhardt

I just drink a lot when playing with that group of friends because I don't like to think about how often we lose.
>>
>>146943746
Go back to one of your safe spaces if you can't handle the heat, shitter.
>>
>>146943730
go back to /a/ weeaboo -_-
>>
>>146943287
yeah it's pretty funny

you see pharahs and reapers blowing their ults just to solo kill the enemy mercy so that you don't have to win the teamfight twice
>>
>>146943746
Considering the awful community of this game, people would just "mark" literally everything there is.
>>
>>146943747
>Filename
No you didn't. Someone else found her ages ago and you saved the pic. I bet you don't even know her name or that she has nudes
>>
>>146939353

> tfw get biker torb skin in level 3 loot box.
>>
>each team has 2 McCrees
>POTG is a fucking cowboy shootout between the four of them all jumping and shooting frantically
That was fucking amazing
>>
>>146943813
i don't even want to play with friends most of the time because my friends are fucking awful compared to me, i pretty much have to babysit them and hold their hand through the process.
>>
>>146943765
You have to either force her to pop ult before you wipe the enemy team, or kill her along with her team before she does.
Yes it's ridiculous, but it's the only counterplay there is to her bullshit ult.
Oh and you have to do this consistently every 30s.
>>
>>146942892
>Buddy, I've just met a woman, she's just a girl, she's only 17, she's young and my girlfriend already, I love her innocence, 17 years old I love her mistakes, 17 years old I'm her first boyfriend, her first love she's quiet, shy, innocent and has got the look(s?) I hold her hand and I feel strange I hug her and she trembles saying she's never felt like that before

Did my best.
>>
>>146943789
>48
LOL
>>
/r/ hot monkey dick
>>
Can anyone explain how sudden death in competitive works?

So we played Anubis

Both teams captured both points (other team a bit faster)
So we play again with the time left, other team gets both points with 20 seconds left on the second
We play, we capture the first point with ~2 minutes left
it says "defeat" when we capture it.

Why weren't we allowed to capture the second point?
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>>146943575
I got 45, 4 wins, 6 losses. I fucking hate it because I knew what was wrong but my team wouldn't fix it
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>>146943158
that's fair but it doesn't really come across that way when you put pro in quotes, it sounds more like the typical envious /v/ermin talk
>>
>>146943857
Why no McCree brawl where everyone has enough health to survive one headshot, and everyone has just one bullet?
>>
>bust my ass out to win a game
>win 20% of the next rank
>get stomped next match
>lose 100% of an entire rank

it all ends now, I'm killing myself
>>
>>146943891
>not posting his own
>makes fun of others
?
>>
>>146943462

Welcome to the double Winston meme.

Enjoy your stay
>>
I WAS JUST KICKED FROM AN INTENSE COMPETITIVE GAME FOR NO REASON

FUCK YOU BLIZAAAAAAAARD
>>
Is it even important that you win or lose the matches? It sohuld be more important how you've played in general i think.
>>
>>146943706
i have double your rank

you must be a genjishitter or hanzoshitter
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>>146943919
another one bites the dust :^)
>>
>>146943149
>>146943162
>>146943883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qPt0RtzGvk
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>>146943919
This is exactly why I've already stopped playing.

It's clearly designed to be easier to lose rank than get it. It's designed for you to grind and spend more time in game.
>>
>>146943757
I don't get why losing has to constitute as an absolute individual failure when you're dependent on random people.

But you lose way less depending on how well you play, so increasing rank actually feels doable, unlike in Dota where you're gimped fucking hard.
>>
I went 2-8 in placement
Maybe I am shit
>>
>>146943765
You have to kill her first, but not too early. You have to kill her moments before killing the enemy team, or at the same time. Too early and that happens.
>>
I play Roadhog when not one of you niggers picks a tank and D. Va when only one of you do. If you don't want D. Va ruining your comp games, feel free to take Rein and someone else and try to stay awake.
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>>146943875
IKTF. It's an awkward conversation explaining to people why I don't play competitive with them.

But oh my, competitive. People actually discussing strategy/roles and happy to play what fits the team.. Fucking NIGHT AND DAY with quick play.
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>>146943917
I wanted High Noon brawl this week, but we got flying lesbians instead.
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>>146943837
>she has nudes
I
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
IT
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>>146943960
Apparently how well you play factors into your rank, but I haven't seen anyone give a source. Ranking on anything but winning is an awful system.
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>>146942384
well no fucking shit. How the fuck could a loss ever be a good fucking game?

This is fucking bullshit
I am sick of fucking losing. This isn't even fucking forced 50. I'm just straight up losing every fucking goddamn game
What the hell is this MMR system anyways? Why do I lose a rank on every loss but a win gets me a tiny faction of a level?
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>people are playing ranked solo

lmao
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>>146942479
Yeah ofc you can join.

There's a bunch of people that aren't 60 yet but theyr'e just hanging around talking about comps and shit.
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>>146943941
>not realizing what gutter trash lelouch is
here's mine though, pal.
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>>146944014
>>146944014
>>146944014

i made a new thread because im about to be in game and i dont want to wait until someone else makes one

>>146944014
>>146944014
>>146944014
>>
>Zarya is fully charged
>everyone still refrains from shooting her shields
SHOOT YOU FUCKS, SHOOT.
>>
New thread

>>146944050
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>>146943879
It's just fucking stupid.

A halfway decent Mercy will almost guarantee a victory if the other team only has a Lucio or fucking Zen.

Put a fucking channel cast back on it or something, shit is just stupid.

>pick Mercy on every KOTH placement we get dumped in
>tell one friend to go streetpig and the other zarya
>doesn't even matter that they are feeding the enemy team ults because mine is up every ten fucking seconds and if someone starts shooting at me, zarya just shields me

She's just too vital to winning currently.
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>>146944036
>not posting full screen with name
>muh cropped image.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>146943818
Sometimes people just need to vent, bro. Even if it was literally a .txt file that deleted itself when you hit the submit button, so long as that never became public knowledge it would be better than just going "Well just fucking deal with it" and going game after game with the same shit.

I mean, I believe that you should just not get mad at video games, but most people can't really do that.
>HOLY SHIT I HATE WIDOW OP PIECE OF SHIT WHY CAN'T WE JUST DELETE HER
>Dude, quit gettin' mad at video games.
>Oh, you're right. My bad.
If only.

>>146943835
I'm sure there would be some assholes that did that, but they could be easily filtered out if there was to be some actual attention paid to the system.
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>>146944008
Google Stefania Ferrario nude
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>>146943960
winning/losing factors into it, but the ranking system is looking at personal score too

someone who does well but gets a 5-5 will get a better rank than someone who gets carried 10-0 through their placement matches by a choke chain
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>>146944049
>>146944056
Nice job nerds
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>>146942451
People don't know how to jump in and out as Winston, don't know how to do shield placement, and think he does little damage.

People want to do massive damage, which is why no one fucking plays tanks or healers.
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>>146943449
7-3
62
Lost another one I still have my rank.
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>>146944008
I've been waiting on the sauce for this for fucking days.

Yes, I know it's the cosplayer with a horrible monster face. I don't care. Someone give me the fucking video please.
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>>146944056
>late
>meme op
Shit thread
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>>146944054

> fully charged and still with shield.

That's because you are dead mate.
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>>146943875
>Place in the high 50s.
>All my friends place below 50, some as low as 42.
>They wonder why I would rather try my luck in Solo queue competitive than with them
If I'm playing with them it's in quick play.
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>>146943668
That's not really a sense of humour.

"Aho" is an insult instead of a neutral or playful descriptor. So it'd be more in line with "What a retard".
>>
>all those tears about comp on /owg/ and reddit
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>>146944024
>Ranking on anything but winning is an awful system.

I'm not very font of rating systems, can you explain a bit? Maybe better in the new thread since this ones seems to die.

>>146944087
This sounds kinda alright to me.
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>>146944025
>tfw your team's so useless all the enemies can dive you and suffer no consequence
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>ugh, torb on attack?
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>>146944063
LOL
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>>146944136
I know, but, he has one in his other lines. I was just commenting on that because he's cute.
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>>146941102
>Win first game steamrolling in high MMR
>Next game Blizz puts literal level 27s on our team
>Me and duo buddy carry them kicking and screaming

It definitely felt like Blizz was tryna forced 50 us
>>
anyone got 70+ rank?
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>>146943449
>7-3
>45
>>
>first placement match
>three russians

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
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>>146944247
>Not even a single gold
You got carried.
>>
> There are people who play this game without a premade and complain when they don't win.

Games about fun losers. 6 winston is a legit fun strat. If you want to tryhard then get 6 people.
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>>146944249
welcome to the group
>>146938712
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>>146941159
Reaper is a fucking tank killer. What the fuck are you smoking scrub?
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>>146944323
I got 4 gold in that match which was round 1 and took the pic at the end of round 2 where I wasn't torb .

It doesn't show medals when you go to individual heroes
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>>146944389
>tfw still no mariachi Reaper skin.
I'll get 1000 gold eventually.
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just had a 2:01 loss
anyone have a faster win or loss?
i thought blizzard had an entire system in place to prevent this
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Anyone who's level 60 and above and looking for other good people to stack with join the discord https://discord.gg/RV5YyjX

and give yourself a pat on the back for not being a sub 60 shitter
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>>146943813
>I just drink a lot when playing with that group of friends because I don't like to think about how often we lose.
All my friends silently started queuing without me or just outright don't play anymore as if it's my fault when they're just shit. The only thing that makes them better than pubs is that when I ask them to get the stunners distracted or out of the way so I can drop a 6-man ult, they'll actually try. But other than that, they're pretty bad. Seagull wannabes, Redditors who can't stop talking about comp meta for picks in Quick-Play, Bastion needs a nerf, Attack Symmetra is good because of her charged shots, etc.

I tried accepting pub friend requests but they're always from the shitters I don't want to play with ever again. There was one kid who sounded like a retard on mic but he demolished people 1v6 with Zarya so I thought he wouldn't be too bad but lately he's been obsessing about running two Mercy lineups "because it's OP" and calls people niggers for not agreeing with him. When people chew him out for being racist, he starts rambling about how the dictionary definition doesn't say it's exclusive to black people blahblahblah the usual racist spiel and then starts going games where he refuses to heal or res anyone "as punishment" so I stopped accepting his group invites.

So even if I'm not queuing with my friends, I still drink because Blizzard keeps telling me there are 20+ people playing Overwatch and none of them want to play with me or vice versa.

Sometimes I wish the party exp bonus didn't exist.
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>>146944448
>>
>4 wins
>6 losses
>most of my teams were retarded
>42

Thanks blizzard
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Whats the best hero to carry with in ranked?
>>
>>146944448
30 seconds against hard AI
>>
>>146944531
>4-6
>Most of my teams past the halfway mark were retarded
>Place 53
I guess I'm just better?
>>
>>146944549
Zarya
>>
>>146944549
Mercy/Lùcio
>>
>>146944549
genji
soldier 76
zarya
mercy
widowmaker
roadhog
tracer
pharah

in that order
>>
>wanted to play just one more before going to bed
>loss
>wanted to just play until I get a win so I don't have to go to bed angry
>3 fucking hours of losses
>dropped from 50 to 46

I do not fucking have a fucking image to display how fucking pissed off I am
>>
A win used to give me a rank worth of exp, now I only get half of that amount. What happened?
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Why am I rank 41 because my teammates don't know how to stand in the rectangle

like seriously our reaper just fucking stared at it when he has an ability that lets him contest and makes him invincible
>>
>>146944789
>getting put in rank 41

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GIT GUD
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>>146944709
I learnt a long time ago that after you play a really great game, immediately leave. Else this will ALWAYS happen
>>
>Lost my first 3 promos
>Have had 3-4 gold medals in every one.

Please. PLEASE. tell me the cunts at Blizzard thought to base ranking on more than just match results.
>>
>>146944851
It's almost 5 am and I'm too fucking pissed off to go to sleep
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>>146944686
>genji
>widowmaker
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>>146944920
They do. Grouped people playing the exact same 10 matches together can get different placement ranks.
>>
if it even possible to get over rank 70?
>>
>>146944978
Only if you're good and you want to carry 1v6.

Yes.
>>
>>146944978
bad genji player detected

genji fucks around big time and distracts people then goes in and team kills with ult, you just have to know when/how to do it
>>
>>146940771

I only use reaper with the Nigga skin or the mariachi one. I can't stand all that edge.
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>>146945336
Thank god
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Alright you fucking retards i'm tired of hearing you be wrong so I'm going to explain some shit to you.

Your placement games barely fucking matter. You start off at a certain rank depending on your hidden MMR from casual play and then your 10 placement are just slightly more heavily weighted games to help calibrate your final rank. That is why 6 stacks can all calibrate at different ranks. it has nothing to do with individual performance. Calibration games will not magically bring someone who belongs at rank 60 all the way down to rank 40. likewise, they won't magically enable some shitter to be carried from 40 to 60 because they got lucky in placements. People aren't a higher rank than you because they 'got carried', they were going to be placed higher than you no matter what because they are better than you, and the system already knew that from their hidden MMR.

Find anew excuse, baddies.
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>playing a hype match
>dunking on scrubs
>PC shuts off
>oh shit my fucking O/C finally did it
>I knew that PSU was too good to be true, name brand gold rated at 30% of the list price
>I've blown up my PSU or the processor or something oh shit oh fuck oh shit
>sit for a while in the dark and silence looking at my blank screen and think about what I've done
>go out to get a cup of tea and recollect my thoughts, make a plan of attack for rebuilding my rig
>costing things out in my head as I walk into the kitchen
>my mum is sitting in between 3 different electric blower heaters with the central heating and all the lights on
>go flip the breakers, get her a blanket and remove all but one of the heaters.
Like living with a fucking child.
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>>146945734
El Blanco skin is best skin. That whole mexicn dia de los muertos thing looks spooky awesome.
Before trying the game Reaper's edgy-ness seemed cool, but it's just too over the top for me.
>>
5-5 rank 54. I will make it to the 60 club I swear.
>>
Hanzo's hitboxes are straight up retarded.

I tested it out in the training range; aimed to the left of a robot, cursor not on him but right next to him, and I can see the arrow take a sharp 90 degree turn for the headshot. Every time. Literally turns to hit the robot. What the fuck?
>>
>play of the match
>that voice acting

Why
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>>146945896
so youre telling me that they literally use results from a month of forced 50, where every single game is rigged, to choose your rank
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>>146946057
I used to dislike his design but then noticed his killer thighs
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>>146946292
dosnt matter hanzo is a shit hero anyway
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>>146946292
>blizzard made this
>blizzard tested this
>blizzard released this
>blizzard heard complaints about this
>blizzard refused to fix this
>blizzard hosts tournaments
>blizzard hosts competitive mode

what a bunch of jews
>>
>>146947391
He's the worst hero in the game. He's very outclassed in almost every aspect, I can't imagine what would happen to him without that hitbox.
>>
>>146938692
I want Mercy to heal me with her rod.
>>
>>146947539
Hanzo players would have to actually aim??
>>
>>146947391
>>146947539
I understand why they'd implement that hitbox in such a fastpaced game, where virtually all targets are moving. It probably helps to correct latency issues and keep Hanzo somewhat useful. What's bullshit is that the tracking mechanic means Hanzo can aim at a doorway and hit someone hiding behind the wall. e.g. Hanzo vs Widowmaker, widowmaker is about to peak but it doesn't matter because hanzo's arrow will hit her while she's behind cover.
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>>146947923
After Widowmaker's nerf I saw a shit ton of Hanzos, like more than usual. I bet they were shitters that switched to him after Widow needed aim.
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>>146944473
sub 70s should all kill themselves to be honest, game is far too easy to not be at least that or above on ranked day launch
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>>146947923
people have literally won games abusing this
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>>146940906
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