old: >>146876503
NA Dota edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic Items:
www.dota2lounge.com
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
nth for our boy making it to Seattle
https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=38
Can our boy make it to TI?
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
TOP 10 FOR SLACKS NEEDS TO DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH
I'm starting to like Slacks guys...
xth for kill yourself arma
I want to marry Soe.
>>146890378
>The eyes so damn split apart
Aside from the body, this looks like something you'd see an 11 y/o posting on DeviantArt
Pass
>>146890378
>her
POST OFFICIAL DOTA MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gemKsn4cJCU
>>146890408
only if we believe
necrolyte yourself
The immortals in this game are so fucking ugly now
I'm so glad I sold everything
>>146890508
You are just being conditioned subconsciously by all those slacks fanshits here. Resist for a little longer and you will be fine.
>>146890634
>posts about liking bts(unironically)
>posts about disliking 2gd
>memepost ratio to regular post ratio/build ratio posting is absurd
This isn't /d2g/ , it's /d2rg/ dota 2 reddit general
>negrolyte
Escape lost
>>146890768
meme
>Want to watch this duck suck me off?
nth for Traxex is the best waifu!
Who /fuckniggers/ here?
Based our guy tobi
http://eune.leagueoflegends.com/en/page/champion-update-ryze-rune-mage
league literally got pit lord before us
LOL
O
L
>>146889387
EXCUSE ME but I am the biggest faggot and the most frequently cucked member of /d2g/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/RequiemOfRose/
Prepare to spam DELETED in this thread, cause it's coming
>Let Alliance get Timber, Void, Rubick, and Lich
>Pick Necro and Kunkka
Our guys Escape have to go to through the wildcard.
;_;
>treads on necrolyte
5 seconds to justify
>>146890297
Pls help me /d2g/
What should I spam to get 4k? I'm stuck at 3.8
>Timbersaw can facetank 1v1 LD
>>146890881
pffffft LMAObut yeah, that's like a nintendo censored version of pitlord, both visual and skill-wise
>>146890930
he needs hp?
>this busted fuckin slardar
gg alliance rigged
>Alliance only know how to play the same heroes from TI3
Uhm dotards?
Care to explain this?
anyone got the oddshot where you can hear sheever taking a piss?
troeling for victims
>beesa morphling
lets go
>>146890930
you intend to build radiance
>>146891115
I wonder how jealous Rime is of Beesa. I hope he's suffering I fucking hate that faggot.
>Prize Pool not even 15 million yet
Doturds?
>>146891092
which one, the one where its like a horse for a minute or the other one where its a quick sound before she stops and closes the door
>>146891115
why do their jerseys say sex
TIMBERSHIT
IS
BALANCED
>>146890930
>what is treadswitching
reminder to never let era play axe
that scythe was embarassing
>>146891259
I've only heard the first one
>>146891108
>>146891092
>>146890591
>>146890536
>>146890408
>>146890402
>>146890378
>every thread is this same garbage
i want to die
Synd. That was literally the worst shallow grave I've ever seen.
what did you buy in the summer sale?
all I bought is a smug anime face because all the new games are shit
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/385800-%3Aazuki2%3A
be honest, /d2g/..
would you?
>Synderen.
Please cast instead m8.
>>146891338
Nothing. Poor as fuck, and the few games I want, my PC can't run them
>that 3 seconds delay between grave and TP
kuckva
>>146891396
annee? YES!
zyori? nah...
>>146891396
MODS
>>146891514
Ughmore?
>>146890591
>>146890408
>>146890402
why does he look like a model in every picture?
When did this whole general become so fucking underageb&
Jesus christ
HOLY SHIT MUH DICK
ANNEEDROID IS JUST LYING THERE
I WANT TO LIE NEXT TO HER AND USE HER FUNBAGS AS PILLOWS SO FUCKING MUCH
WHY EVEN LIVE DESU
>>146891616
Because he's the best
simply the best
I'm eagerly anticipating Loda's ego boost after Alliance qualifies :^)
>build damage on void
>win
uhh dotards?
>>146891514
if she ever gets invited to a LAN we should make a petition on reddit for her to cosplay as Luna
why did they abandon bottom lane like that
All they needed was to harass the void like their slardar was being harassed...
what if necro's aura worked on towers
>>146891674
>This post was made by an US government paid employee
>>146891687
What was the context of this?
https://youtu.be/oIBSjmr6HaA?t=56
What song is it that EternalEnvy is listening to when he plays Bloodseeker at 0 55
>>146891687
for some reason his realization that arrogance doesn't suit anyone came at the same time he started balding as fuck
>>146890515
Fucking rude man, i just wanna play and talk, thats all, stop interfereing into my life
egm my man what the fuck was that scythe
>FLUFF SHOWING HIMSELF ON CAM
FOR WHAT REASON?
IS HE FINALLY GOING TO DO IT????
So whats the pointo f the slardar this game
fucking era
wastes scythe
FEEDS IT despite have an instant cast spell
Then they feed 2 people for no reason, attempting a stupid tier 2 push
>Kunkka picked
>has lost every game he's picked in
>casters hype it as a smart decision
Why do they lie?
is it really 2-1 or hwat?
>>146891821
That's a Gunbound song.
>>146891717
her and sheever should cosplay as a dairy cow and a farmgirl with sheever milking her
>EGM failing the irony scythe
>>146891751
it wouldnt make sense
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146891783
aui was casting loda play pl
he literally said somehting like "loda should split the illusions when he is hitting raxes so they dont all die to aoe nukes"
after the game loda went on a twitter rant how aui should stop talking becuase he never won anything (aui was in dignitas and shit back then) and that he plays way better than him
but in the end of course he caved in and literally blamed others lmao he said that someone TOLD HIM that he was flamed by aui lmao
>>146891783
He had just come off a win against every Chinese teamin G1-League which was pretty monumental because it was the first time the west had won against east ever.
Aui gave some critiques during the cast about Loda not microing his PL illusions at all so Loda flexed his muscles :^)
>>146891616
genes lad...highlander genes
>>146892006
Only 9 inches?
>>146891970
thank you mane
Is this the end of secret?
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4qbx95/arteezy_among_victims_of_istanbul_airport_terror_attacks/
>>146892041
>>146892050
I hate him so much
>ERA LIVED
NANI?
THAT SADIST REGEN LMAO
>sadist
xd
>>146891873
Yeah don't listen to bullies armaa chan
era just keeps walking instead of scything the 1 hp weaver... lol....
Still won the fight tho hahahahahaha alliance cucks btfo
>>146892167
I hate both of them, but I hate loda more
>>146892154
>picking Void into Dazzle
pottery
I have no idea why era isn't buying blade mail.
>>146892050
>He had just come off a win against every Chinese teamin G1-League which was pretty monumental because it was the first time the west had won against east ever.
No
They went undefeated in a chinese only lan, they were the onnly western team, at that time chinese were considered the strongest because ig had won TI2
>>146892154
litteraly BTFO
>>146892304
Why do you hate Aui?
I think he's a cool guy and a good pos4, just not what EG's looking for.
>>146892304
>>146892452
SPOILER THAT SHIT
>This will never happen again
Why live
>>146892375
blademail really isn't that good
You want offensive items, not defensive items
The dagon is good, the blink is good
If you are focused by 5 you are dying regardless of blademail or not.
It's also really hard to time blademails well to actually make them worthwhile, especially vs void.
>>146891514
https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=40s
>>146892402
Chinese were considered the strongest since dota1 and ti2. Everyone blindly listened to the Chinese logic: Wisp is an ineffective hero against china because "they are never out of position". Then Alliance came over and smacked them down.
>>146892402
>at that time chinese were considered the strongest because ig had won TI2
you mean because they got 5 teams in ti2 top8 including all the top spots but 2nd
>>146892441
did you hear him talk ever?
Did you see him play? everything about him is obnoxious as fuck
>>146892504
>pops blademail
>gets ignored
ehmmm
How is loda this fucking bad? I never see Fear make these type of mistakes.
>>146892485
Because you aren't an autist with no friends?
Because you're an adult that can cope with loss?
>>146892375
They changed it to reflect the same damage type
its shit
plus he needs survability first
>era fucks up yet another scythe
>synd fucks up yet another grave
geez
>>146892485
>tfw no more bruno
>Necro in charge of being useful
>>146892504
It's more for timbersaw.
Also considering that almost any other hero deals more damage than necro, blade mail is quite the offensive item.
>>146892452
Will Era team up with Fluff at TI and do it?
Neither of these teams deserve an invite
AF has failed us
>Balda and Era trying their hardest to throw
What a game
Era and Loda having a Throw-down in what could be the decider for the second EU qualifier spot.
Its truly like pottery.
GUYS
IS IT 2-1 OR WHAT
fucking era
>>146892714
timbersaw then just pulls his shit in and ignores you for 5 seconds
meanwhile a dagon is the difference between him dying to reaper & living
>>146892616
Alliance was a patch team. We've known this for almost three years now.
>>146892282
Its hard not to when they interfere in your personal life
>>146892759
make an educated guess anon
>>146892759
yes its 2-1. what the fuck its on the screen in front of you
UPDATING UPDATING
>UPDATING UPDATING
blog.dota2.com/AbyssalUnderlord
>blog.dota2.com/AbyssalUnderlord
blog.dota2.com/AbyssalUnderlord
>blog.dota2.com/AbyssalUnderlord
blog.dota2.com/AbyssalUnderlord
>>146892759
Yes, its 2-1
>>146892872
>>146892880
Hes asking because scoreboard was showing wrong score last game
>>146892880
well to be fair they fucked it up before
>>146892676
>>146892731
why is he so gay
what about a spell taunt of some sort? as opposed to autoattack taunts like axe and legion
could be it redirects targeted spells to target the hero and/or forces AOE spells to include the hero or else not work, instead of actually forcing them to cast a spell
Fly and Shittail dropped Era for a reason.
never 4get old fntic
Fly, Notail Era H4nni and that other guy who never made it anywhere
@146892916
>in the middle of qualifiers
weak b8 m8
>>146892916
shut up
>>146893067
he's just an alpha, wants to fuck all the time and isn't fussy about what he sticks his dick in
Is FDL exposed to be the shitter they are?
>Khezu
How is this guy on a team what the fuck I can do better
>>146893067
why are you
>>146893076
>H4nni
What happened to this cuck?
Synd has had the worst fucking shallow graves this game. Has he played Dota 2 before? Does he realize how bursty the different heroes are?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQI1Fvp6rBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQI1Fvp6rBw
>>146893143
They're playing in this game, aren't they?
>>146893167
he's cheering for OG whenever they play
Like a little school girl
>>146892776
You could pop it when he's chaining+chakraming on you, it's more damage than 3 extra dagon levels.
It's also nice if you're the target of chain frost and you find yourself next to a bear.
>>146893132
What if he wants you?
>Artour 1 game off 9k
Everyone pray for OUR GUY
>>146893174
>i'll cast shadow wave instead of shallow grave that'll show them !
>>146893067
>not being gay
>>146893217
They are losing against col right now.
>>146891338
where can i use this shit?
does it work in dota2 ingame?
>>146893234
i'd submit to him
>>146892485
literally watching this as we speak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-7bIRCvDQ4
>>146893154
this might be hard for you to understand, but when you see 'everything' that happens in the game, its because we as spectators ARENT hindered by Fog of War.
HOWEVER
the players themselves, have MUCH more limited vision of whats going on.
>>146893231
just tell the bear to not kill you with 3 lich ult bounces
or optimally buy a bkb/euls
>>146893209
He's gonna do it one day.
>alliance famous for abusing buybacks en masse
>let's not get aghs on necro
>>146893074
It's called "lotus in a pub game."
>>146893303
I wonder if bulldonger is chill IRL
He looks comfy to hug with those big arms.
Does this Alliance VS Esc game even matter??
I thought they both already qualified.
>>146893483
series winner gets the spot
series loser fights for a wildcard spot later I think ? or is wildcard
>>146893483
no winner qualifies loser is wildcard
Why do people draft Necrophos when items like Glimmer Cape exists?
>>146893132
>>146893161
>>146893303
>>146893336
reminder that dota 2 is gay free
>>146893429
man if only there was some way to turn a point booster into an item that upgraded your ultimate ability..
>>146893483
It's for who gets in without needing to go through the wildcard games.
>>146893132
Just like Lone Druid Kappa
>>146893262
I believe
TI4 EU hub
>actual pros fly in to hang out with bruno, james, weppas, skrff
>impromptu moments like dinner meals, bruno talk show, cat antics, lumi stealing bacon, shane shattering a glass mug
>pros and casters play a wide variety of games together like mario party, NBA, gang beasts, n64 roms
TI6 hub
>not a single pro player in sight
>autists like slacks allowed to take over
>"time for puppy pen!! xDDD"
>actual "social" hub is secondary to the main stream's attempt to be professional
>everyone's bored as fuck anyway
>only games are SSBM and mafia
like holy shit i get that the majors system has fucked up scheduling so what SHOULD have been 4 weeks in May of casual fun turns into 4 days of underproduced bullshit in late June, but come on
it's really really not hard to see what made the TI4 hub so great and it's also really not hard to see what keeps going wrong with each subsequent TI hub and The Summit that makes them so much worse compared to the last
but at least we got sponsor $$$$ XDDD
>>146893429
>rushing agh's on necro before items like veil/dag1/blink
episch
>>146893568
because they correctly rely on AKKE and EGM being shit enough to not be able to apply said glimmer to the affected hero
>>146893595
dude waited for dagon 3 to realize that when they already have enough burst damage with bear and slardar
>>146893345
>>146892485Whats James up to nowadays? This bts is kind of boring without an alcoholic I can relate to.
>>146893262
Should Arteezy be banned from TI6? (self.DotA2)
submitted 18 minutes ago by thegeorgeofthejungle
As was posted earlier on Reddit, Arteezy is intentionally have people throw games for him so he can increase his MMR.
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4q9kvi/bulba_ruining_pub_game_mmr_assassin/
Sunbhie has talked about how much of a problem is and competitive players like Arteezy should not be allowed to abuse the system like this just because he's famous. How much MMR has he gained from this? Hundreds? Thousands?
Valve needs to send a clear message that this type of behavior from Arteezy is unacceptable.
>>146893583
You wish
>>146892916
lemme fix that for you
http://eune.leagueoflegends.com/en/page/champion-update-ryze-rune-mage
got your pit lord ult right here
>>146893668
turkey isn't in europe
there's more than 1 shootout a day in average in the USA
>>146893668
Orlando was a week ago, America, land of gays and cucks (and good dota players)
>>146893668
2016 is shaping up to be a great year
>>146893717
he turned his house into a game studio and works on his shooter
he will have a kickstarter soon where he will use the whole james is an ass post by gaben
he casted a showmatch like 3 days ago and said he wasnt invited to the bts hub, im sure he wasnt becuase valve pays for it thats why its so shit
>>146893650
>>146893668
Not only Turkey isn't part of EU, it's not even in fucking Europe
>>146893763
who gives a fuck
nofear drophacked to 8k and hes not banned from anything aside from the leaderboards
>>146893925
>shaping up
>it's beenmore than half a year already
>>146894021
I sure don't miss this shoehorned fuck
2GD studio never brought anything or anybody of interest to the scene, good riddance, enjoy your dreamhack garbage "relevancy"
>>146894021
Still loving that reaction from him
>>146893784
why does he sit like that?
>>146894179
he's a slut
>>146893336
YOu would submit to anyone you fucking slut
>>146894157
>muh esports is serious business
FUCKING LOL AT THIS CHRONOSPHERE
LITERALLY NO POINT BESIDES BURNING MANA AND COOLDOWN
>>146893650
TI4 EUHub
>completely devised by James to marry esports personalityshitting with esports coverage
TI6 Hub
>paid for by Valve
>>146893668
>turkey
Wew you scared me, I thought actual humans died there for a second
>>146894207
>>146894157
t . LD
>These lags literally ingame 24/7
>Can't even host the qualifiers properly
Go back to your Beyond the cuckit hub.
khezu is so fucking shit
>>146894171
>>146894021
I never understood this, is it from a game?
Post em
>>146894373
BTS is fucking trash but fuck the 2GD studio and their edgy asses and absolute nobodies that aren't interesting for shit to watch
cap/blitz/tobi are our guys
>>146894157
Draskyll was good. Apollo was decent for SC2 (even though I dislike him). But yeah, Weppas, skrff, shane, semmler, are all absolute trash.
>>146894427
the kitten jumps out, baldcunt1 gets up to get the kitten and knocks a glass over in the procerss
baldcunt2 then goes oh noooooooo the glass damnnnn
Massaka ! Kunnuka-ga?!
>>146894551
yeah draskyll is good das about it
>>146894518
>cap
decent guy with latent anger issues
>tobi
L O fucking L
>blitz
you got that one right
>>146894509
rofl u play doturd
>This useless fucking Necro pick.
>make half a dagon 5, half a shiva's and half a bloodstone
>oops I'm fucking useless now XD
FUCKING ERA LOL OFF YOURSELF MY MAN
Lets not blame the kunkka here
The issues are: Useless dazzle pick
Lotta fuckups by era
Dazzle feeds extensively
Slardar had zero farm due to bad play/not starting with iron meme
However I'd say that the quas lvl 1 on kunkka was really bad, if they went exort lvl 1, they can fight
>>146894509
Do you just pick the same hero over and over and AFK in the fountain?
Apologize.
Literally
All of this
because
they cant kill timbersaw
Its fucking stupid
This is like huskar all over again
6 slotted bear deals literally no damage to it
>build damage on Void
>win
uhh dotards??
Guys
It isn't really scripted is it?
How much of a cheapskate do you have to be to not buyback to defend your rax? Literally lose the game to preserve gold for your one hero?
>>146894518
I'll agree on you that cap blitz and tobi are our guys but If there's ever anymore hubs I'd rather want somewhat funny stream rather than what ever the fuck is BTS hubs.
>>146894868
>linkens meme sabre bkb blink is damage
kk bro
>>146894879
nah era is just a bigger choker than s4 and Loda combined
>>146894509
Step your game up, senpai.
Be like me, a jack of all trades that can play any role at least somewhat succesfully and excel at 2-3.
>>146894853
I pick Riki and roam. Not farming much. Or I pick anti-mage and then my team doesn't support me.
>>146892731
Why is EGM such a slut.
AMERIKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
ALLIANCE ALLIANCE ALLIANCE
SHOUTOUT TO KELLY
>That feel when Alliance in the main event of TI6
>>146894879
Damn that's a really good picture.
APOLOGIZE
>QOJVA doing that Arteezy DC shit.
LETS CHASE THE AEGIS VOID OUT OF THE BASE LOL
>>146890761
For as long as I've been seeing this, I still can't figure out what the fuck he was thinking. There was no way he could have possibly thought he would survive tanking all those tower hits and heal through them with one Q.
What did he mean by this?
>shout out to kelly
every
time
>>146895071
I'll admit he did good this match.
I like when Alliance wins because d2g gets massively triggered.
>Alliance and Secret both qualified
>>146895027
>EU qualifer
>literal synderen stack
>american
Umm...dotards?
>>146895101
Shoutout to kelly and her son
HAHA GET REKT AMERIFATS.
Guess Akke was right - they deserved an invite all along :^)
>>146895014
What a fucking slut, purge is right next to them, fucking disrespect.
>>146895014
>no car hero
APOLOGIZE
Can anyone can save this troubled region of the world?
>>146895114
that guy is patrician as fuck
>>146895198
He probably sleept with all of them that night
Fucking slut/10
>>146895062
i'm sure they'll do well THIS year!
APOLOGIZE
>>146893345
What in the fuck would you watch this? It's literally Big Brother Esports edition.
Cancer
>>146895231
Give CIS its own region.
>>146895231
Yes, Valve by giving an invite to a shitty team.
>it's another episode where alliance qualifies for a thing and gets last place once again
>>146895231
Can't be saved as long as matchfixing slavs are allowed to play in valve events.
>>146894985
Versatility is the trade of noob. You must reduce it near to none to call yourself good at this game.
>>146895114
>>146895250
Seeing Kelly happy puts a smile on my face :^)
>>146895292
>>146894509
>tfw no 0.02 versatility
Only 6 more quests to go, lad. Then I can start playing the same hero again and get my farming, pushing and fighting back up.
Are you ready for TI3-II?
>>146895114
confirmed best dad
>>146895402
the thiccest
post the webm of her and james
someone needs to put this loda fuck out of his misery
>>146895231
How do we stop the yearly Empire choke?
>>146894509
git gud
>>146895402
I want to impregnate Maquannas
where the fuck is she this year
>>146895475
Pay them more than Kemal
i.e. we don't
>>146894509
>>146895469
TI6 panel should have Thoorin and Richard Lewis to point out Loda's cuckoldry and choking desu
>>146895468
>>146895071
you did good br o
>>146895475
to be honest ramzes is top fucking tier. if only he was more experienced they would crush anything and everything
>>146895469
>An entire 2L in hand
>"b-but it's okay because it's diet"
holy fuck I literally hate americans
>>146895402
WHO
IS
THAT
THICC
>>146895609
>americans
loving every laugh (thats lel for you non memers haha lel)
>>146895609
(You)
>>146895501
Nature's Prophet please go
Wait how the fuck did digital chaos throw against complexity?
>>146895560
he was motorboating for the longest time
>>146895628
maquannas
>>146895014
APOLOGIZE
>>146890297
> Loda talking shit about US Dota
Top tier bants
>>146895354
She fucked, MC, TLO, NaDa, Leenock, Moonglade, and even our guy Joshua.
STD's guaranteed.
Man, when DC beats Col in the finals I'll even have all my predictions right for NA.
>>146895728
SPOILER THAT SHIT
>there are people that support alliance despite kelly milkies' involvement with them
>>146895560
>no big gf to humiliate my manlet self like that
>>146895501
>High versatility
>git gud
I'm already better than you are.
>>146895609
There's virtually no nutritious differences between diet pop and water.
>b-but muh chemicals
Troels "syndereN" Nielsen
4 min ·
GG The Alliance, congrats on the win. Well played.
>>146895560
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146894858
nothing stops them from building some damage
And they DO kill the timber
they just have to commit everything to do it, then rubick steals boat or reaper(dnno how since both have instant spells for after their ult)
Then timbers back up in 20 seconds, and they have to run
>>146895609
>salty europoor loathing for full sized assault bottles
>>146895723
>>146895076
He always did that though. If anything, Qojqua is the original DCer and Arteezy just stole it from him.
Of course, they are both retards for doing it.
>>146895787
>>146895787
so many fetishes are considered acceptable but not mine.
its a victory for my fetish every time alliance wins. Thats why i support kellymonkey and her handler loda
>>146895027
>>146895034
>>146895889
based
Confirmed official /d2g/ "Ourest of Guys" as of today:
Slacks
Grant
Alliance
>>146895889
rofl
>>146895787
Reddit please go. Alliance are literally our guys.
>>146895812
ur dumb
>>146895889
>>146895787
Reminder that if you support EG or twitch you are technically supporting kelly milkies *vomits*
>>146896002
she doesn't look that bad as long as her teeth aren't showing
she should use some of that money to fix her grill
> Loda finding the qualifiers unfair since the best team in US isn't as good as any of the teams in the EU qualifiers
>>146895889
loda is such a good little boy
>>146895982
>rofl
>>>/reddit/
hej!
>>146896050
If you say so.
>>146895743
Just baseless rumors :^). My waifu can't be a cum dumpster.
>>146896114
We're sorry. Please forgive us.
t. d2g
what's d2g eating right now, I'm about to have some yogurt.
I'm actually pretty happy that Aui's stupid meme friends get blown out. There's nothing worse than "lolol memes xd" people.
>beesa
ENOUGH
>>146895812
How much do you weigh? 300lb? have fun with your heart disease, americuck.
>>146896064
>shave your head completely
>leave the beard like it is
>buy glasses
Here you go, you're the hottest fucking man alive. Why the fuck is he clinging to this shitty cap wearing teenager look so much
>>146896261
Luna's poop!
>as many Jordanians as Russians at TI6
lmao, CIS is such a shit region
>>146896050
:^)
ARTEEZY IS 9K ARTEEZY IS 9K ARTEEZY IS 9K ARTEEZY IS 9K ARTEEZY IS 9K ARTEEZY IS 9K ARTEEZY IS 9K ARTEEZY IS 9K ARTEEZY IS 9K
Apologize
>>146895170
What's penalty 3?
>FDL
r-rule britannia
>>146896387
aaaAAAHHHHH
I don't have to link that vod where Tobi talks about how horrible of a person she is, do I?
>Beesa
This is the fate of shitters no matter how godlike jaw you have
>Beesa is good.
>>146896301
Zero calories, zero fat, zero anything. It's basically coloured water.
>>146896392
we did it boys... the bad times are over :'^)
>>146896387
>sponsored by colgate
>>146896423
they took brexit too far, they didn't have to exit uefa euro too
>>146896387
DEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>watch european qualifier
>great and close games, entertaining to watch, competitive
>switch to american qualifier
>full shitshow, one team with a 10k advantage 10 minutes in
not surprised but still....
>>146896483
>>146896493
this is the fate of having stan king draft for your team
>>146896423
why are english players paid so much if they are shit at foot ball
ARTOUR 9K
Arteezy just reached 9k
>>146896468
please do
i've never heard about this before
>>146896582
see >>146895918
though it's unsurprising yuros would mistake tediousness for competitiveness
>>146896614
>>146896618
kill urself rtzshitters
WARNING: SUPER LEWD
>>146896679
are you trying to prove NAdota is even more retarded than d2g?
good job if that was the case
>>146896725
>that tummy
fuck sheever's gotten hot recently
why is every big board but /a/ so garbage
>>146896725
>tfw no swastika shaped gf
>>146896725
SPOILER THAGAGSRTGDGSD
>>146896612
a lot of fans
england are like the alliance of football, had success like literally one time and have ridden that wave since then, overrated as hell and only supported by literal cucks
>Pure NA squad can't even take a single game off a EU dominated squad.
>>146896679
>DC is a good team so the na qualifiers were good!
this argument makes no sense, the na qualifiers were a total shitshow with every game being a stomp and teams not even showing up to play
BEESA ON THE CARRY
DAILY REMINDER THAT BERNIE GAVE ALL OF PURGES MONEY TO HILLARY
>>146896787
Normies dont like anime
What if everyone have own version of Aghanim's Scepter?
Invoker
-Ultimatum ; The fourth Orb (purple orb?)
Juggernaut
-Bloodshed's Spirit (jugg's left eye makes a particle)
Lion
-Ambassador's Claws (A claw)
Luna
-Last Eclipse (A mantle)
Ancient Apparition
-Heart of Cold (An ice crystal heart)
is this good? sry i dont have sleep
>>146895342
Sorry but I'm trying to climb on the fantasy ladder and if you cannot at least play any role decently you're not gonna advance.
>inb4 muh mid/carry or feed
This attitude only brings trouble in 90% of the cases and I'd rather be spared from that.
Just the other day I had someone with 4.5k hours (fourthousand fivehundred) played and he wasn't able to play anything beside support.
However someone else already picked support and he totally shit the bed as an offlane slardar.
Case in point.
>>146896818
who are the top tier team of football? germans? they won the last wc right?
Press F to pay your respects.
He's going to the big dumpster in the sky.
9 0 0 0
0
0
0
Is no one going to mention that RTZ got 9k?
its raining...
>>146896958
Germany is probably a strong bet right now but it isn't as easy as that - even England beat Germany a few months back.
Chile, Argentina are also decent picks, although Argentina no longer has MESSI
>>146896785
You know thinking about it I don't think there's ever been a picture or video clip of sheever's tummy
>>146896857
>yuro qualifiers were good because a bunch of mongoloids in a slapfight makes for long and even matches
>>146896990
How is dumpster heaven? Will one feel at peace?
>>146897116
TRUST
BEAN
>>146897119
cool. i was always curious about the game. never really watched it desu. hockey man myself
>>146897183
You will know true peace, secure in your knowledge that all your shitter teammates are just as damned for all eternity as you are.
>>146896958
football is like dota right now, everyone is just shit
past giants like brazil literally arent even top 5 on south america alone
i dont know why, it has to be some change in the guard between old class players and new overpaid babbys, oil money honestly ruined football as of now and weird shit is happening with literally tier 10 teams winning huge leagues and shit teams like iceland eliminating england
D O U B T I N G
TRUST
BEAN
NOW IS NOT MOMENT TO
DOUBT BEAN
REMEMBER U CANT MEME THE BEAN
>>146896468
God that was such a fucking long time ago, I remember him just telling it on stream to like 30k people that he disliked her hard.
>>146897405
how the fuck is that game still not over
Why is NA dota so garbage compared to other regions?
Literally every team other than the predicted favorites were shitting the bed hard, standing no chance at all.
For EU however, even the low-tier teams put up enough of a fight and not let the game end with 40-2 every damn time. Hell, even fucking complexity steamrolled most of their games. If that isn't a testamony to how laughable the na scene is, then I don't know.
>>146897168
they were good becuase more than 3 teams should be there unlike na qualifier
>>146893345
>we'll be forever stuck watching recordings or EU HUB because none of the other hubs ever came close to it in terms of entertainment
>>146897405
I BELIEVE IN THE BEESA WHO BELIEVES IN ME
>>146897119
>Messi
>>146897478
YOU DOUBTED BEESA
BREAKING NEWS
BEESA CAN NOT BE MEMED
>>146896625
Uaed to be on this page
/klogger/b/294034662
Guess twitch went and deleted old stuff.
Beesa, making the comeback
are cc and mjw legit dogshit or have they just been playing badly for the past 8 matches
>>146896625
basically
they were casting a wc3 dota SEA event
singapore or some shit
and kelly walked out in the middle of a cast
artour has 9018 mmr everyone
>>146897970
what r u talking about m8
mjw has salvaged this game with his split pushing and pickoffs
he's making so much space god damn
>>146897775
But everyone's a little shit when they're young. People change. I'm sure she's way more mature now. Show me one recent event that shows she's still the same bitch she was back then.
>>146897567
no good sponsors
no good players
far far too much distance between teams and even players to have games minimally affected by lag, also makes it harder for teams to meet up for LAN practice
NA has no time to become better because life is a constant struggle for money over here
no good LAN tournaments besides TI, too expensive to travel to europe or asia for LANs
esports isn't seen as a viable career path in NA, whereas in the EU people are generally understanding about it
>Swindle
>thought the game was over
>check back
Col is getting naga'd, aren't they?
Beesa playing the shitter
>your face when Beesa goes to TI6
>>146897567
Its literally a cultural problem
They have friendship problems
>>146896625
kelly and tobi casted something
tobi was the maincaster, kelly was backup plus camera
kelly was silent, tobi was talking to her hoping she will take over for a while so he can rest a little but she didnt
midway thru kelly just LEFT, everyone watching seen her afk camera and tobi saying hsit until some random person took over and did camera
kelly is just a retard in general
she also broke with some sc2 pro on lan before his biggest game to date
swindlememez
fighting he who can not be memed
how can he win
>>146898157
probably not chessie is mowing them down like retards
>>146898102
she firmly latched onto loda/alliance
so she doesn't need to pull all the shit she did before.
well unless things go south someday
>>146898102
Being 18 or whatever is not "young." You have no excuse to be a shit once you reach that age (or even far before that). Kelly was a rotten monkey to the core and will always be a rotten monkey to the core.
>>146898364
uuhh 18 is pretty damn young kiddo
>>146898102
Not recent. But if you heard what he told you'd understand that it does not have to do with age.
You don't treat colleagues like shit and leave them on their own.
If you have heard it previously this is the event mentioned.
She's supposed to observe while Tobi casts.
But she does not. She plays with her phone and leaves everything to him, later she even walks off stage mid cast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdZXe2ldt4s
>>146898102
?
shes a fucking slut taking advantage of beta males
Now shes found hte beta-ist of males, loda
>>146898241
>look this semen demon up on wikipedia
>had a child with her husband 4 years ago
>came out as gay this month and filing for divorce
>>146896901
>next few updates
Added to Immortals
>>146898493
Stop postin anytime, friendo
I just want FDL to make it to TI6 so I can hear John Patrick Lowrie say "Friendship, Dedication, Love" before a match
>>146898205
>>146898493
damn... source???
that girl is like an 8.5 my dick is hard as stone rn
>>146898487
Yes it's young but you are well past the point of being able to claim youth as an excuse for your idiocy. Once you are free from the crazy hormonal swings of puberty you are an adult. You have agency and you have the ability to identify the consequences of your actions.
>>146898543
>semen demon
she's a monkey
Beesa playing the feeder
stan king has been smoking some good shit this week
Kyle's doing it boys
>>146898543
theres nudes online of her
>>146898543
>That tat
Lmao yo
>>146898981
>any tat
this wasnt how it was meant to be
>>146898782
m8 you say this as if the majority of the adult population on earth understands this concept
they don't
and even better, they lead countries and conglomerations
>>146898939
>That little girl putting her hand on his chest like that
You just know
>>146898102
Tethercat principal
Short of evidence that she has changed, there's no reason to believe that she has.
>>146898205
>>146899139
That's not a girl! It's a qt dota bf
>>146898205
SriHead SHIT SriHead STAIN SriHead DOWN SriHead
its over boys
no beesa at ti6
who else 29-/30?
is that slotherina
>>146899171
o shit it's DC v CoL? this is gonna be awesome yo. DC are definitely ourest team in my household, can Swindlememe meme-swindle his way past miserys iron gaze?
>some of you are OK
>don't show up at BTS today
fluff is so calm
stone cold killer
why isn't fluff participating with team FIRE or some shit?
>>146899420
they've been consistently 2-0ed by DC in the last 5 series (not bo1s) they have played
suffice to say that this time is probably going to be the same
>>146899084
tell me about it....
>>146899732
who cares about the ink for real
>>146899632
playtime is over time to finally do it
>>146899732
>>146899804
R E T A R D
E
T
A
R
D
>>146899732
I could stand the short hair, but not some trash tats of her fursona. rip soe
soe has a great ass
>>146899804
weeaboo animes who prefer 2d over real women
>>146900031
>>146899732
>tattoos
what a waste of a woman
>>146900031
no, james broke up with her
>>146900031
Had. She left him.
>>146900129
how many times do you think she's been lifted like that and pumped full of jizz?
>>146900031
es is objectively the best int hero in the game right now.
prove me wrong.
>>146900212
She likes being off her feet
>tattoos are only okay on guys
-/d2g/
>>146900159
WOIAH is that sheever?
>>146900282
Why is she trying to look like some 14 year old rebellious teenage daughter?
>>146900352
>the majority of tattoos are shit
- me
>>146900352
Tattoos are never okay.
>>146900129
I'm disappointed that it wasn't the edit
dubs and dc beats col
check em beckham
OUR GIRL REINESSA IS STREAMING
>>146900352
>tattoos are always disgusting and will look like complete ass when you're older
t. me
>>146900451
Should she be wearing a dress at all times or something?
>>146900159
>that form
nice back arch
It is LITERALLY UNBELIEVABLE how boring watching competitive Overwatch is.
It's so bad and boring i kinda feel bad for blizzard throwing millions of dollars on the "competitive" scene when it's clear nobody in the right mind can watch it more then 2 minutes
Kelly eSports Mom@kellymilkies
Thanks for the shout out in game after we won @LodaBerg - you're the fucking best babe! Played like an absolute beast this week as well ️
>>146892452
>10/10 tall handsome man settling down with a 2/10 asian girl
I feel bad for swedish men
>It's an episode of clicking 5+ times on an enemy player, without skills or items registering.
Man, dota 2 sure is ran by a great company with a lot of talented developers.
>>146900824
>Loda is 10/10
I wish I had low standards like you, I could have a gf now
>>146898205
>>146901127
>I wish I had low standards like loda
fixed
>>146901127
Not him but he looked decent when he had his mane.
Did somebody kill Nahaz?
I don't recognize this bloated version of Blitz
>Who looks better, RTZ or N0tail
>N0tail, RTZ looks like he's in serious withdrawal
-Reinessa 2016
>>146899732
>be a physically perfect woman
>desecrate your body with tattoos
NA SCENE IN A NUTSHELL
EG > A couple european teams on vacations >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a bunch of pubstacks > peruvians
What a shitshow.
>>146901325
>>146901485
>>146901325
You mean those Dota 1 pics where Akke is drying his benis? Idk man he looks like a regular slightly overweight Scandi to me.
>>146901485
>fat girl with a nose that would put the most jewish of jews to shame and a cockmongler smile
>giving a shit about her opinion when she's a 4/10 at best
>>146894985
Yall stay bad and mad xD
>>146901650
I would fuck her desu, but waow she talks a lot of shit on stream.
>>146901650
Holy shit she's not that fucking bad
>>146901363
that's Conrad former C9 manager
>>146900671
why would you feel bad about that? blizzard deliberately poured millions into it because they still think you can buy your way into being a relevant esport for more than 3 months
they did the same exact shit with Heroes of the Storm, and Hearthstone, and the two SC2 expansions. they didn't learn from any of it obviously, and they likely won't going forward (COUGH COUGH WARCRAFT 4)
face it dude blizz is a shill company for activision these days and while they make "fun" games for all the blizzdrones, they ultimately fizzle out after a few months and no one plays the game anymore besides said blizzdrones
H-hey he did it too guys
Dota 2 is my favorite anime
>>146896725
I've seen this pic years ago but stil... what the fuck
>>146901776
she's garbage at the game
it'd be excusable if she was even a fraction as attractive as Sheever or Soe
>>146902124
Grindmonkey got boosted you mean
>>146901602
Eh maybe you're right.
>Akke never ages
>>146890297
check my 4
>aboot
what did he mean by this
>>146902159
I find Sheever repulsive desu
I could go with Soe
S4's fucktoy is probably the hottest vagina on the scene
>>146902323
1 Short anon, I'll show you how its done.
>>146902389
DELET THIS
>>146902130
And my favorite hentai.
>>146902124
Its going to be a long time I think until Miracle or RTZ decide to grind to 10k. W33ha was the first to hit 8k and he did it almost a year ago
>>146902281
It must really suck to have a decent amount of hair and being used to it, and then gradually lose it over a couple of years.
I'm 26 and haven't started balding yet and I have longer hair than Loda on that pic.
>aa picks support
>doesn't buy wards and just runs around the first 30 minutes with brown boots and gloves of haste trying to finish a midas
Who's idea was it rush midas on aa all the time?
who is this asian 80s molly ringwald rejectee on the left?
>>146902561
mine ama
SOLID 8.5
>people would watch games because LD was casting
Loving every laugh
>>146902464
Can try her?
>>146902703
B R E H S
R
E
H
S
llama interview when?
>>146902703
Dota jewelry is the most obnoxious shit.
>>146902389
Is that really bububu?
>>146902703
What the fuck is that shirt?
I've never seen anything like it
>>146902703
THICC
>>146902703
BIG
>IM A SJW LANDWHALE FEMALE XD, I WANTED TO BECOME A CASTER FOR A WHOLE YEAR AND MY DREAM CAME TRUE BECAUSE I HAVE BAGINA XD
Wahoo~
>>146902703
LOOK AT MY RED HAIR NOT MY FAT ROLLS
>>146902825
It was cute when Soe made her own
>>146902853
DEAL
>>146902831
I'm pretty sure bububu (whatever) is Akkes gf
Why do I even know all this shit about esports personalities ;_;
>>146901776
Damn
>>146902861
great post
>>146902902
*boop* *beep* *boop* ^_^
>>146902939
No.
Bububu is just some norwegian attention whore tuning in in everyones stream. Akke's GF is https://twitter.com/Bummilummi
>>146902861
wow shes been into esports since TI3 man, shes a real fan and got here on her true passion and casting talent
>>146902832
>>146903107
Oh, the girl in the pic is "dotagasm" G's ex gf, half Korean half Russian.
>>146902124
>abusing invOPer to get higher MMR
worse than cancer
>>146903108
Longer than most faggots in this thread I'd wager
>>146903202
Yeah, the reddit transplants maybe
G-guys, I actually like fluff on the panel. Can we stop bullying him?
>>146902703
REMINDER THAT ODPIXEL HAS BEEN CASTING FOR LESS TIME AND FOLLOWED DOTA 2 FOR A SHORTER TIME AND EASILY GOT INTO THE SCENE JUST BECAUSE HE HAS A DICK
>>146903202
Regardless of whether or not that's the case, don't pretend the people here are a good comparison
A little over two years knowing the game, not even 2 years a part of the scene, is not enough merit
>>146903202
Hey hey buddy I got in with the closed beta!
>>146903317
ODPixel has good voice, he has talent for a caster and has likeable voice/face.
Reminder that this is going to happen again this year
>>146903453
Excuse me but I have a Nyx to draft
>>146903424
and annee is based has big bazoongas
>>146903317
Wtf swecuck, why do you keep trying to defend women in the Dota scene in every thread?
>>146902861
I want to rape that thing, beat her up and bury her alive
>>146903453
>>146903509
>they're still at it
>>146903453
You're right, anon. It's a prophecy.
>>146903509
Axe is the new Nyx thouhg
>>146903514
nice b8 m8
>>146903543
rude
>doubting
CoL throwing right at the draft.
>>146903543
I want to shove my cock down her throat and pinch her nose till she dies.
>>146902657
QUICK SPRINT
>Anzu was at the airport flying back from Japan.
>No updates from her so far.
>More news confirming her death.
3D-WAIFU FAGSLITERALLYBLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>146902657
ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER
>>146903667
N-nice bulges!
>>146902657
I SCRAMBLE
>>146903778
How is this Dota 2 related?
>Slotherina is going to embed herself in the Dota scene in hopes Peter will eventually take her back
I am going to enjoy this.
>>146904005
there's a turkroach on /d2g/ who's trying to bang her
Ok, so looks like jungle veno is beating the fuck out of jungle beastmaster. What does this mean?
When is the phrase "offlaner" going to be wiped out of the dota2 vocabulary? They literally don't exist anymore.
>>146904083
Venomancer is functioning as normal?
>dota 2 thread
>talking about girls
????
>>146903595
>>146904119
Excuse me?
>>146903317
is this that fat "male feminist" guy from alliance whos always crying about males in esports?
>>146904083
veno has been a great jungler for a couple patches now
>>146904204
They always go jungle
>>146903317
they needed a caster like they have on LoL that sounds like he is casting a british soccer match so they got ODpixel
>swindle feeding his advantage
b r a v o
Is Moo any good?
>>146904395
he is 2 tiers behind all other plays on DC.
They got him to have at least 1 american.
>>146904159
How about we talk about our favorite Dota 2 boys instead?
>>146904395
He's alright. He's not Zai or Universe, but he's not moonmeander either.
>I was merely pretending to be shit at dota
>>146904395
not as good as the rest of DC but he knows several heroes fairly well especially the laning stage
>>146904325
Unless they nerf Iron Talon to hell and back, nothing will change.
I kind a liked the old offlane better, but with the more gold for supports and cheaper items patch some time ago, the game moved into a less farm orientated phase.
>>146904514
>iron talon active puts a 13 second debuff on the creep that reduces its gold bounty by 50%
FIXED
>>146903107
bubu isn't so bad
>>146904635
This kills the iron talon.Let's do it.
>>146904464
>Moo
>Moonmeander
lmao, literally discount Moon
Is Secret the only team doing 4 cores?
Puppeys Axe has done a lot of work
>>146904514
>>146904635
but the trade off is more offlaners/junglers are possible now.
You might as well just kill bottle crowing again and bottle refill via TP.
What do you think it feels like to stick your dick into one of those?
plague wards into PLAGUE WARS
>>146904228
thats drayich, some bottom feeder from wc3 dota who casts in swedish
>>146904792
>Moo
>Mu
>Moonmeander
we need to stop
>neutrals tank the sunstrike
lol
I don't like the draft from col
which person makes shit happen?
I dnno about oracle
>>146904770
Ugly woman took one good photo, and now everyone thinks she's cute. All she does is attentionwhore to get mods in pro streams.
Watching Swindlezz be shit at the game is one of the few joys I get about watching "pro" Dota
>>146904792
Will he be relevant again?
>DC wanna control the tempo
What did Blitz mean by this?
>>146904950
Brehs
The losers of the wildcard don't win anything right?
I don't want Swindle to get fucking anything.
>tfw there are casters who have been around less than a third of the time you've been into dota
>not even very good after all that time due to taking so many breaks
>can't force yourself to remove this curse of a game from your miserable life either
>iG are the only TI winners to not make it to TI6
>DondoBoss is now the only player to have gone to all Internationals on the same team
What went wrong?
>>146904848
Maybe the only team consistently doing it, and its only because they pick Axe when they get Dark Seer
Axe by himself isn't that great but Dark Seer gives him the ion shell for cutting waves easier and farming and surge to run at people.
>>146905042
BASED
>>146905076
They're running a tempo draft against CoL's control draft, which is favorable for
>>146905042
Doesn't look too good. They have to beat VG.R and EHOME (or Wildcard)
>>146905076
they want to stop the col push
if slark gets big its over, there is nothing they can do other than get a sick veno and titan ult on everyone
>>146905147
1st and 2nd place in the wildcard are in TI. 3rd and 4th get nothing but a free trip to Seattle.
SEA is a nonfactor. So its DC/CoL vs Escape vs Ehome/Vici/R
>>146905042
>>146905303
>>146905303
Is this really granny porn because i really want source then.
echo sabre is shit stop making that shit
>>146905027
She's not hot but I meant that she's not that bad as a personality. It's irritating when she whines about "ragers" though, I think she comes across a little fake and plastic
>>146905445
さすが rotk
>2 NA TEAMS GO TO TI
>IN THOSE 2 TEAMS THERE ARE 3 NA PLAYERS IN TOTAL
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>146905563
t. 1k mmr
>>146905610
lmao, what a cucked continent
>>146905701
>MMR
>>146905567
It's a pretty weird way to act when you are 26 years old at least.
Are there any british players going to TI?
>>146905538
It is.
>>146905610
>An NA team stomped the EU qualifiers
>Jimmy "It's just a purse don't make this worse" Ho lead some Koreans to winning their region
>NA wins 3 regions if only because there's no non-Chinese people in CN
>>146905895
JIAYOU
SOURCE
>>146905894
No.
CC&C sabotaged Beesa's chances.
At least he has the summit.
>FEEDING A SLARK
>THE STATE OF COL
Sucks that DC don't have anyone good to actually play against. They're going to get rolled by the teams at TI just because they've played CoL too many times.
Where can i find hte video where Moo and Misery talked about stuff at the Manila Major Panel.
Nothing pops up on youtube search
>>146906097
EG would be in the same boat.
How are CoL so fucking bad
How did they make it this far
JUST
CALL
IT
>last match of the qualis is a 3-0 stomp
>>146906204
Yeah, EG has no real experience against other good teams or in winning big tournaments
>>146906204
EG is objectively stronger now than they were last year and they won TI5
I don't know how anyone who isn't OG could stand any chance at beating them
Col is so SHIT, I love it
This is really just draft
Gyro is not a good hero, and slark certainly deals easily with him
Veno jungle was fine, except then he walked to lane & fed and the enemy team counters him well
2 dogshit support heros that can't do anything = shit
And finally you top it off with a dogshit mid DK
JUST
Reminder that Blitz started this Tempo Control Win Condition bullshit in Dota casting
CoL getting dumpstered by the same team, again.
>>146906269
Because the next best team in the tournament is literally Beesa playing 1v9 and there's only so much he can do.
NA really needs to get their shit together, saying 'oh, if all the tier 3 stacks like Masons, Mikes or Ritsus it would be way more competitive' is bullshit. The gap between them and CoL is almost as big as the gap between CoL and DC.
what a great ending for hontrash
>>146906337
On paper sure
>>146906307
EG got shit on the last few international LANs they went to, and aren't in any of the LANs in July. So EG is in North America scrimming against NA teams till TI
>>146906419
>2 dogshit support heros that can't do anything = shit
This is some deep insight man, much appreciated
>>146906470
>He doesn't accelerate the farm of his hyper carry through the window of opportunity by tempo controlling the win condition
how's 0k mmr, kid
>>146906538
yeah and Secret was a strong team "on paper" and look how well they did at TI5
>>146906470
Literally nothing wrong with those words. It's just 2 posters here making a big deal of it, and trying to force it as a meme.
>tfw based ODPixel won't cast a few games during his fuck breaks
That fucking whore sheever had his cock 24/7 for the past month, let him cast some games, im tired of listening to these bts dogshit casters
>>146906031
OBA something
>>146906419
Gyro is a good hero, but Slark is the most OP garbage icefraud ever shat out ever since he became impossible to reveal during his ulti, he has zero counters
>>146906697
You know there's an actual cast stream with Cap & Blitz right?
>>146905298
Puppey has been playing Axe without Dark Seer as well. He's going for the "utility" build with Blink, Force + some other support items and pretty much just blinks in -> Call -> Force back to teammates.
>>146906114
liquid vs lgd game 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G-INBbBdcU
liquid vs lgd game 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQE_K_XmwVw
I knew either sunsfan or the dc team twitter talked about it
>>146906697
who cares owen is the most annoying caster ever
why the fuck does blitz keep cutting out in-game?
>chubs mcgee tryna look buff
LUL
>>146906656
Exactly, a lineup on paper doesn't mean shit.
Secret will scrim in Europe for a month versus everyone there while EG is stuck in NA unless they decide to fly out to Europe or even China for better practice teams. EG has DC and CoL, and CoL has definitely dropped down out of top 16 world.
>>146906818
I watched all the opens and regionals for Secret and I can't think of a game where he picked Axe after Dark Seer was banned. Axe was banned and then he picked Ogre because it fills the same role. He Ion Shells a tanky melee hero with good regen and surges him at people.
>>146906798
>William "Tempo control" Blitz & Austin "Win condition" Walsh
I'm pretty sure europe is reddit guys
Last time EG.Fear played carry he won TI5.
He is gonna do it again.
>>146906785
>AOE disables
>disabling him before he gets a chance to ult (CAUTION [REQUIRES USING YOUR BRAIN]: save a disable for after he uses dark pact)
>AA ult
>warding his jungle
wow look at the zero counters, it's literally an unstoppable hero because he becomes untargetable for a few seconds
>>146906986
Well there's 1, and they lost so I guess you're kinda right.
>>146906994
Why does win condition get lumped together with all the nonsense terms? It's not one. It refers to what paths are currently available to a team to be able to win the game, because it's not the same from draft to draft and the state of the game. Even "these stupid fucks have to trip over themselves and push in this exact lane without vision for us to have any hope" is a description of a win condition.
cuckplexity will pick PL and lose
>>146906994
>I don't like the best casting duo in dota2 aside from Synd (RIP) and Tobi
>>146907429
Win condition in competitive = destroy enemy ancient or make them say "gg"
>>146906785
>Slark
>OP
Hello 2k
Why would you ever pick Venge over Beastmaster?
>>146903195
he played tb getting to 9k u retard
>>146907587
Because BM can't carry.
>Drow
Move on to game 3 already
>>146907587
More reliable stun
>>146907670
Well done, you replied to a post that is 1 hour old.
>Puck
Score is now 1-1
dotards will defend this
>>146907947
I just don't get it.
>all the old midlaners everyone loved are dead because they're shit
>somehow all the nostalgia for her fallen comrades has been concentrated into puck so people keep picking her
>>146907729
I think you said the same thing about Ad Finem's storm pick :)
>>146907587
venge tb is the new omni od
you boost tb like crazy to push, if shit goes down you just suicide for him
tb literally has like 90% winrate thanks to venge
AXE GOES
>>146894509
no bully, im new to the game
>>146908020
>listening to a subpar analyst that can only play storm
>>146908020
more like 14/14 gamse have been ruined
by him
If i heard that piece of shit running his moth on mic
I'd game ruin too
>>146907179
>AoE disables
>AA
>against a slark
rofl
>>146907561
>muh mmr
slark is still picked in high mmr games, you mouth breathing inbred, you shitheads spit so many memes daily you don't even know what the fuck you are saying
this game is literally over
>>146908020
no way Dota is a bully gaem who could have knwon lol
HE FUCKIGN SAW THEM WITH HAWK
HE SAW PHOENIX STANDING BEHIND THE TOWER AND VENGE MISSING FOR 2 MINUTES
AND STILL HE USES ORB
FUCKING ARAB SCUM
REEEEEEEEEE
>>146908209
r u retard irl?
>>146908020
>not just watching the esports and occasional casual stream
lol
>>146907670
>tb
are you lost, friend?
>>146908484
>muh mmr
>u can 'counter' slark with aoe disables
even if I was, I would still be smarter than your average /d2g/ mouth breather
Why won't swindle just call it already?
>>146908020
ive seen blitz play a lot and came to the conclusion he isnt that great as a player
thats all there really is to it, people complaining about others are just not amazing at the game
rtz won today like 15 games in a row for 9k while blitz or sunbhie would just cry about thier team and give up in half their games before they were even remotly close to being over
blitz acts all nice and stuff but hes actually a rager that just lowkey flames his team from minute 0 every game and always finds a scapegoat
thats why he lost his 7k and now struggles to win games on 5k smurfs
col seems to be full retards
COL IS SHIET
SHIIEEEEETTTT
>Swindlez + Zfreek
Just HOW fucking dogshit can you be at the game and STILL have an organization paying for your underwear and breakfast?
>>146890297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruisyg5V4_E
CALCULATED! S4 the man, the animal
savage.
>>146908895
>complexity
they probably have 1 room to play, shit and sleep in and get food stamps
>>146908690
>You can't counter slark op op ;:___;
Lel dude
did blitz just say tech switch?
>>146904005
Officially Kemal's property.
>>146909014
>You can counter slark with AA
>>146909047
that's what I heard but I thought "can't be..."
>>146908072
>pros still haven't worked out my troll+terrorblade strat
I know it means someone is stuck playing offlane or mid troll, but holy shit you haven't seen a rax evaporate until you've seen troll+tb.
>>146909093
What makes Slark so strong? His ability to disengage in fights, heal up and come back. What does AA ult do? Disables healing.
What is the problem?
Why does no one besides Liquid pick Ursa?
GREETINGS
>>146909265
Slark eats AA for breakfast
you know your item timings are late when your tempo controller has to tech switch just to go for a power play on the other teams hyper carry in an attempt to stop their power spike and keep them from getting to their win condition
:3
>Swindle
>>146909353
becuase he isnt a good hero
hes a good laner vs annoying heroes like timber or axe, but people already are finding out new counters to timber like ember etc without picking ursa just becuase ursa outside of that one thing isnt that great
in this era of titans beastmasters disruptors voids all he would do is be kited
why not just pick naix that cannot be kited instead of a hero that will be kited but will not take damage for like 5s lmao what a greta deal
>>146909353
They'd rather pick Slark
>>146909353
Pro teams already utilize force staff to the max, which is SO good against Ursa. I still think he's a good hero though.
>>146909618
>ember is a counter to timber
lul
>>146909467
I love playing against some shitter who's too autistic to deviate from his "standard" item build and wont buy diff on slark. 4-5 ghost sceptre+tp outs and they still keep working on their flowchart build, how do they even function in real life?
>>146909762
ember safelane with a little help in the beginning destroys timber, yeah
what is so confusing for you mr 3k maybe i can make it more clear
They don't even deserve the wildcard spot after this performance desu
>>146909879
>ember safelane
LOL
what sorta winrate you got with that m8888 ?
>>146909925
what is the wildcard spot ?
>>146909776
>Being such an awful AA you accumulate gold instead of buying support items
>Omfg I used ghost scepter and escaped again! That means we are winning right?
Wow the best AA carry on 4chan 9k mmr commend :^)
Also
>Surviving 5 seconds as AA against a slark
Yep, you are the 1k mmr shitter here
>This is the 3rd best NA team
r o f l m a o
I know EG is a powerhouse and DC is quite solid as well, but you would be lying to yourself if you claimed that apart from that the whole region is downright embarassing compared to the others.
>>146909929
i can have 0% or 100% it doesnt amtter at all
i follow peoples games and seen arteezy and other people play it, watched the replays and yeah it does work, you destroy a timber that is solo offlane
>Try to help borther get out of LPQ
>in our match there's a very rude Chaos Knight that can't shut up
>report him
>"We've taken actions..."
Tell me dotards, how do casters manage to pronouce "Drow" wrong when she says it in game?
hows zfreek a professional dota player
>>146910007
I'm a different guy anon, I don't even like AA.
>24 - 7 and still not quitting
sad
>>146910060
Not like you can actually trust the voice actors after the Vissidj debacle but that one I'll pin on accents or something.
>>146910060
I think I've heard casters pronounce Abaddon right once in 4 years
>>146910104
mom said kyle couldn't kick him
>>146910046
hey retard maybe you've been sleeping but people don't play fucking timber offlane anymore
>>146910104
hes the best na support after ppd and aui
im not even kidding
>>146910037
They finished top 6 in Shanghai, they're not THAT bad.
I'm sure they'll easily rape Synderen's team in the wildcard games.
>1065 gold
DOTURDS?
>>146910158
Don't tell me you think "a-bad-den" is the correct way of saying it...
>>146910104
He's usually the best player in CoL though.
>>146910237
What about fluff
/d2g/ is ded
game is ded
Are the predictions they're talking about just for them.
They're not from the compendium right?
>>146910192
arteezy literally played today against timber offlane
i played today against timber offlane
do you choose to be retarded or were born like that?
this is getting sad
>>146910283
Heroes LITERALLY say their own names
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/5f/Abad_spawn_01.mp3
There's zero fucking excuse to get any hero name wrong
>>146910267
No way dude.
My boy has their number.
>>146910415
??
I'm talking pro games
Who gives a shit what happens in pubs
1 NA > 2 NA confirmed
>>146910283
Wait are you saying Abba Don? I hope no one's heard you yet, that would be fucking embarrassing.
Can CoL just forfeit their third game? This isn't even funny anymore.
It's like watching a professional boxer beat the fuck out of a kid
>>146910454
CAUSE FOR MY ENEMIES TO DWELL ON ME EXCLUSIVELY
>>146910486
pro games are just extensions of pubs
and how does "i only care about pro games" somehow prove that ember is not good on lane vs timber?
>0.3 fantasy points
wew
>>146910575
its actually worse than the fdl v col matches earlier
NEW THREAD?
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Lovin the fat asian going with the gorilla stance looking very intimidating buddy :^)
>>146910575
>>146910731
How the fuck did coL beat EG ?
Didn't catched that bo1, what happened ?
And any other pronunciation is a meme.
>>146910823
>Bo1
>meaning anything whatsoever
>>146910823
ppd wanted to ko dc immediately so he threw to col so they didnt have to deal with dc in elims
>>146910375
They are from the compendium
Getting 30 of them right nets you 3100 points
What's better on Lyvan this patch, treads + vlads + blight (early roshing) or travels + vlads(ratting)
Reminder that had based Beesa not stomped CoL in the BO1's these retards would have took 1st place and be directly invited to TI6 right now.
Isn't that a horrifying thought?
>>146910049
Does that actually do anything or is it just a message to satiate those who think they are doing the community a favor by reporting some cunt or are just report-happy?
The most reports I've had in that stats tab myself has been 5 and I didn't seem to get punished unless the shadow pool is real.
How many reports do you have to receive in order to have valve "take action" against you.
I do like seeing that message myself though. I just feel like the whole reporting thing is actually absolutely useless.
If CoL wins this I will post my bare shaved ass.
>slagrunnerrunner fags taking over a thread when everyone else is gone
Heh...post more
this kills the thread
>>146912121
we're just shitposting the thread past 750
>Pick Slark
>Win game
Seriously almost every Slark game I play against we lose. How do you stop le sneaky fish man?