WINDOWS VS UBUNTU edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
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DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic Items:
www.dota2lounge.com
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
first for grant
wheres my fucking esport swedecucks
Xth for reminder
1st for DAMAGELESS VOID
>tfw no panda.tv account
I just want to flame artour in chat again...
Where's my meepo respawn buff Icefrog
Game is up in client you bunch of BTS keks
2014 EU hub will never be topped.
>mfw windows drones btfo
How do we stop autism on this general?
>>146876719
>hairless girlpits
gross
>>146876621
really really hope grand grant is invited over to TI6
Friendly reminder there is no reason to use reskinned linux distros over base level distros.
>>146876709
>still get those feelings when I rewatch MarioParty with N0tail
>>146876621
Someone get that man some floss
>>146876719
Me on top right
>>146876786
He should be there but only for matches with NAdota teams.
That ruined my entire day.
Literally FREE update
>>146876786
valve fucking hates the community so probably not
100% sure llama will be invited over him
Hey Akke, this is Bill Gates. Do you mind giving us a full review on Windows 10 after your forced FREE upgrade?Also holy shit fucking slacks making this stream insufferable
>>146876816
>>146876709
>hub with no based yames
Into the trash it goes
wisp + dzzule
this is already over
enemy has a timber
>actionfats
what were they THINKING
>zyori
>slacks
why do they let these retards do anything?
I get physically sick when I have to listen to these faggots
STFU FUCKING SLAX I WILL MURDER YOU
is there a hero with a bigger disparity between pros and pubs as Io? literally the worst in pubs, and literally the best in pros?
I like Slacks I think he's funny
>>146876970
SPOILER THIS SHIT
>>146876923
>try to use the calculator
>it stops me halfway through and nags me to review it in the app store
>in order to review it I need to make a windows account
>>146876970
please double spoiler that.
>>146875332
>I guess his other skills and lack of scaling are just too much
actually he scales very well, double edge is always a lot of damage, return scales well into the late game, his ult is just always always good.
the problem is his stun, the cast time specifically.
you can literally blink in, cast stun. and get silenced, lifted, hexed, or stunned before the fucking animation finishes.
it's fucking absurdly long.
>>146876972
Uh, you do realize there's Tobi and Merlini on the other stream, right?
Zyori is actually pretty good as a host
>>146876972
woah calm down kiddo. You can stop watching or watch in-game anytime.
>>146877001
Are you excited for middleschool next year? I know its hard for some kids, what with the puberty and all the new kids you haven't metw, but I know you can do it!
>>146877064
hope you gave it a good review
>>146877081
He allowed Grant+Slacks to happen.
>Riki not banned
>lamo lets pick BH
?????
I think the only thing missing from this place is Thorin to bring the bantz
>Necrobos
Oh fug :DDD
THE POPE OF PESTILENCE IS BACK
PLAGUE
SPREADER
>>146877064
>not even math error
shit calc to be honest.
>syndstack and alliance with the funpicks
>instead EG will get into TI finals with their boring sven + dark seer picks
the world is unfair
>>146877174
1k please go away
BEHOLD
THE POPE
OF PESTILENCE
Llama is a terrible caster but I think Aneendroid is fine honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing her at TI.
>if alliance wins, they go to TI
>if no escape diggity gaming wins, Synd will not cast
This is the worst possible match up, Madara fucked up.
>>146876639
based Ludwig
>necrophile
i love memes: t. slayer
>>146877193
i actually sort of want a thooorin/slacks/llama tricast just to see what will happen
I don't like the wisp + dazzule combo
The necro safelane is fine, imo
But the two weak supports that'll just get fucking raped by timber, not good
OH GOD THEY PICKED FACELESS VOID AGAIN
>>146877065
>double edge is always a lot of damage
300 damage is a lot early game, it's 1/6 a supports HP pool late game not coutning Glimmer/Pipe resistance
>return scales well into the late game
It's a shit skill because no one is going to auto attack the Centaur that's already used his abilities
>his ult is just always always good
It is good yes but i's the only thing about him that's good. The Ahgs upgrade was honestly pretty good for him but 3 of his skills are extremely lackluster to people that know what Centaur does as a hero.
>Guys LOOK I STUNNED AND DID 300 DAMAGE ATTACK ME
>HEY ATTACK ME LOOK OVER HERE
>GUYS I'M GONNA AUTO ATTACK YOU WITH MY PIPE AND BLINK WORTH OF DAMAGE FOCUS ME PLEASE FOCUSSS MEEEEE
>Team dead, get focused, die
>slardar + no real right clicker
good synergies
>reddit still doesn't realize Slacks is literally our guy
what's it like hating fun?
>>146877335
NO, DON'T ASK FOR THIS.
THIS'LL BE THE TI6 GRAND FINAL CASTING GROUP. EVERYTHING WILL BE RUINED.
DELETE THIS.
>>146877257
>trying to calculate infinite polynomials using a calculator
smhtbqhwyf
you reap what you sow swedecucks
>>146877064
there's an option to disable that shit somewhere in the new settings thing
not defending it, just letting you know
>>146877390
Ember Spirit is a right clicker;)
>s4 ember
gustav...
>S4 on a hero that needs farm
I'm not at all confident here to be honest with you guys
I hate Slacks so goddamn much.
>tfw you knew someone exactly like Slacks in highschool and everyone laughed at his shitty voices except you
>still going for the memeheal lineup
it's old and busted
0-2
>wake up
>ad finem lost
>twice
Oh boy syndaren and the most boring team of all time are playing! Goodie!
How long until na doto's shitshow starts back up again? Even that's more fun than his.
>no stuns
>no burst
>no synergy
Synderen the master drafter
https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=38
>>146877485
What's it like being a loser? roflmao
You're done for, dotards.
What happened to Nahaz him and Slacks have to best chemistry on screen I love when they cast, things just get so random lol.
>>146876505
he's a fanboy but he has a point
alliance is not a clear contender for TI, the only reason why they're doing well vs these t2 teams is because they're outdrafting them
put them against any t1 team and they'll be shut down because alliance is extremely reliant on their niche picks
I'd be surprised if alliance makes it past 12th place
People who don't like SirActionSlacks are people who don't like fun.
someone post the clip of nahaz revealing his true character
>>146877385
>>GUYS I'M GONNA AUTO ATTACK YOU WITH MY PIPE AND BLINK WORTH OF DAMAGE FOCUS ME PLEASE FOCUSSS MEEEEE
>PIPE AND BLINK
you get a blink sure, but then you getarmlet, radiance, heartso you can force faggots to hit you.
armlet is surprisingly good on cent.
>game casted by tobi and merlini
>people complaining about slacks
what am I missing?
comp died
>>146877485
You also had no friends because you were/are a contrarian edgelord weirdo, right?
>>146877535
Pretty sure dota players are too autistic to notice other games
>>146877507
must be atleast a gallon of milk in those bad boys
grant is a lucky fuck
>>146877485
>That one loner kid that was always so angry that other people were happy and not an angsty little know it all goth faggots like them
Yeah I knew that kid, even people like me and the anime nerds would laugh at people like you
>>146877621
charly and grant
>>146877562
REMINDER THAT SLACKS IS OUR GUY AND HAS BEEN FOR AWHILE
JUST LETTING YOU KNOW IN CASE YOU MISSED THE MEMO
>>146877621
these retards think the multi stream is the main stream
>>146877535
what happend in feburary?
>>146877642
What are you talking about.
Grandgrant is too busy making mad walmart dollars to spend any time with some random dota girl caster.
Also he's probably too NAdota interested to get with any girl who won't talk about how shit their team is in all chat.
>>146877408
So if I hate slacks I should go and check out reddit? Fuck.... this day is full of bad news, senpai.
>>146877634
>10 year old boys plying M rated games
>Saving pictures of ten year old boys on your computer
anon....
5 minutes in and windows 10 already crashed
>>146877562
I dont like autism/reddit sorry
>>146877507
imagine the smell
Can you imagine one of the retards from d2g trying to talk shit to Slacks irl, bitch would get bodied so hard lmao, Slacks is gigaChad
>zyori pants
Slacks is growing on me to be quite honest, my family
>>146877834
>I think you're a fucking annoying cunt and your schtik was boring day 1
there you go
>>146877791
it was heavily implied that they fucked last night
did you not watch the casual stream?
>>146877698
major, battlepass and compendium
>no post-ironic memecore hero
lmaoing at dotaloids (dota+vocaloids)
>>146877906
Too busy playing my nipon idol rpg simulator aka #FE.
What was said?
>>146877906
>heavily implied
>[citation needed]
it was also heavily implied I fucked your mom last night
>>146877634
>>146877834
Slacks is literally a BIG GUY, did you see his interviews at Manilla? His torso was the size of pinoys he would interview.
He's also a husband so I doubt he'd body somebody and go to jail for beating up some aspie dotard, he'd just laugh about how he's having such a great time in the Dota scene and how mad it makes so many people.
Will he go memevoid again?
I had to go out. How the fuck did Zinderman lose game 1?
>Utility Void
>>146877856
Same, I quite hated him during TI5 but he has seemingly expanded from his epic random humor and actually entertains me now.
>>146878059
He's just overweight
>>146878059
pinoys are all 5'3 though
>>146878129
qojqva bought back and went for the win but died again, then terrordude took t3 -> t4s -> throne in about 25 seconds total
I want slacks dead
I LITERALLY want him to die
I hate him more than zyori
>>146878059
Based Slacks
Watching him piss people off at Mafia last night was great
>>146878031
There's literally no way WoW is bigger than HearthStone in Twitch
>>146878129
qojqva bought back because he wanted to push, HE DIDNT BB IN A FIGHT, died, alliance push base because timber and damageless void could do nothing
I want Anneedroid to smother and literally kill me with her gigantic funbags
>>146878243
There's a place for people who don't think Slacks is our guy and it's calledHELL
>>146878259
the size of the circle is how many viewers it has. the amount of circles is how many people are streaming.
basically more people are streaming wow but nobody is watching them.
>>146878259
its an old map prob when a new WoW thing was released
>>146878129
They had a 4k hero damage Damagelss Void in a 1 hour game
>necrophos basilius
what did he mean by this?
>>146878151
>YARRRRRR AHOY MATIES :) IMMA PIRATE RAWRR ^-^
>OUAOUAUOAUAOWAUOAUWAOUWAA I'M SO WACKY AND CRAZY :)
all who like slacks, please stop
Why did icefrog nerf him?
>>146878472
>t. Dakota Cox
>void + 0 synergy
nice draft from esc
>>146878031
>Dota is saggy ballsack of the Twitch world
Based
aaand alliance is going to ti
>>146878472
hey
if you hate our guys why even come here?
just stay where you came from
>>146878483
I LOVE that the memecast tried to pretend that the gigantic Heartstopper nerf was a buff. Literally its only use and strength was in its range.
>>146878352
do you think she wants grant
>>146878419
So the really big Dota ball is TI channel and the really big LeL ball is Riot games?
>>146878419
That makes sense, HS has some of the biggest streamers on all of twitch
>>146878693
He's done far better
>>146878702
i believe its arteezy
Is there a more incompetent drafter than Synderen?
>>146878414
>the place for people who don't think Slacks is our guy is d2g
mmm....
>>146878791
me :3
>treads into veil necrophos
yeah that' gonna work
ShitZu?
Faceless Void?
?
?
>>146878765
>grants getting better than 8.5
i dont thinks so m8
>>146878702
>>146878775
wrong
|
|>
|
>>146878876
grant banged kittyplays
>>146878775
no he's correct on both counts.
everyone goes to watch TI, which is why the biggest ball (TI) is close to everything else. because even people that usually don't watch dota watch TI.
>>146878664
m8 d2g hated slacks long before twitch scum came here to jerk off over him and his autistic moaning
>Tfw you will never see Alliance cum deep so Era can finally get some pleasure out of this miserable match
>>146878791
Eternal Envy is on his level of stupidity
I wanna suck annee's big ones
THAT
FUCKING
STREAM
CONTRAST
FUCK THIS SHIT
>>146878859
It's just not the right game/draft for necrophos in general
>>146878978
>>146878978
this was when beyond the summit were hosting the TI qualifiers dude.
>>146878808
I fucking hate not knowing what that is from
>>146878978
kittyplays is like a strong 6 to a light 7 m8
id literally rather drink a glass of Anneedroids special than get a hwole night with kitty
>>146879136
nope it was in december
>>146879052
I want to watch her and Slacks go at it.
>>146878978
that picture looks like a sack of testicles and an erect micropenis
Whats with this sudden liking /d2g/ has taken to slacks?
>pick le time man especially for the hontrash
>gee we need some damage onthat blue thing
>pick necro
Huh? Syndershit?
>>146879153
be glad
>>146879226
memes
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Sick chrono, he really tickled that Timber and made his reactive armor go up!
>5 man surround Timbersaw
>accomplish LITERALLY NOTHING, not even damage
>chrono timber
>he walks away haven taken zero damage
?
>>146879226
He's the best interviewer
>>146879226
the hub is extremely mediocre and the most mediocre person is slacks
>>146879052
mother of jesus she could feed a family of five with those
how does he miss repear like that
and now we got more whiffed chronos..
I don't understand this fucking draft, where is their damage?
replace the dazzle with someone who jungles or does damge or w/e
>>146879226
I like watching him piss people off
yay, more useless chronospheres
ebin khezu
ebin
>>146879226
welcome to summer
>>146879013
>d2g is one person
>>146879165
>rather get with a big girl than an actual decently sized girl
I'll never get this. I can't get interested in anyone that's more than "thick". There's just no interest for me. Fat girls, especially when they're naked are just disgusting to me.
>>146878869
>>146879020
It's funny that during Shanghai he made jokes about letting Envy draft
>>146879305
Dude it was a zoning Chrono, utility Void is good, I swear!
>Reactive Armor
>Balanced
>guys maybe we need some stuns for the timber
>NAH FUCK THAT PICK NECROPHOS DAZZLE WISP LOL
>>146879226
he improved, he puts a lot effort, his comedy is actually kinda unique and clever, etc. he deserves it.
whats that
you
wanted an enjoyable dota watching experience
heh.
i got bad news for you
k i d d o
>>146879226
He's our best hope for driving Nahaz to suicide
HAHAHAH YES DAGON NECRO
EZ FOR ESC
DAGON STRONG
F R E E
R
E
E
A R M O R
R
M
O
R
>I have to know d2g's majority opinion on Slacks so I can say the same opinion and fit in
>>146879440
I still don't understand why he let a choking S4 draft at TI5.
>chase timber across the map because lolnodamage
>finally breach 4k mmr
>it's worse than 3k ever was
i feel physically sick d2g i think this is it. it took me so long.
>radiance necro aura with veil
oh shit now I get it
lmao don't walk near use or you're le dead
>>146879570
>Not zoning timber all the way back to Tier 3's with Chronos
Are you out of meta?
>4 chronos
>zero kills
dotards?
>>146879226
i don't like him at all but i can also acknowledge that he is improving slowly but steadily unlike a lot of the shitter NA personalities
oh look he misses another kill because he wasted reaper again
stop repearing supports u fucking idiot
>utility void
>>146877535
I must just be dumb, but isn't this comparison off?
Comparing 'agents activated' (key codes registered signifying ownership) with peak players online at one time? I know it's a troll, but I just wish trolling still involved some level of effort.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146879396
>being low test
>This Damageless Kek can't even kill a fucking 50% hp Ember in Chrono
Xd
>NOT
>ENOUGH
>DAMAGE
you can't make this shit up
Can't believe they choked game 1 away.
I still believe in you Synd!!
>>146879757
Maybe you should ask 'reeeeee'ddit buddy
why did they walk mid like this against a fucking disruptor
very weird very stupid
this is the sort of shit I yell at teammates about in pubs
John Connor... it is time.
>3 heals
>two damaging auras, one scaling the other not
>anti buyback and longer buyback spell
just 5 man and fuck my shit up senpai
>>146879757
>putting the logo of your distro onto a game wallpaper
look out guys, we got a hacker here
>digital cucks vs cuckplexity draft is over and game is begun
>still no ENG BTS stream
>based our guy LD doesnt give a fuck, maybe his studio wont even broadcast the game, still gets shekels
>cucked goy Tobiwanrdoter streaming the other game on BTS channel
How can our guy be so based?
>Io Necrophos
GLOBAL DELETE
I WANT TO MELT A CHOCOLATE BAR BETWEEN ANNEEDROIDS JUICY TITS THEN LICK IT ALL OFF
LITERALLY
NO
DAMAGE
>s4
lmao well done
Why does void have a casual RoH?
>>146879981
To casually not die
>>146879981
lincoln's vs slardar and BH, calling it
>>146879884
>>146879981
He wanted to do NO DAMAGE and go Vanguard for no reason. Then by divine intervention he decided to go Shadow Blade instead.
>RoH
>Shadow Blade
Why is this shitter on this team?
am I the only one who hasn't seen any of the hub this year? I watched the ti4 hub for like 18hours a day and a lot of the ti5 hub
but this year I can't even see the stream and even if I did I find all of the invited people insufferable reddit tier faggots
wish they'd stop paying these dota2 "talents" and "personalities" desu, game doesn't need them and their mafia shit
Can our buy Artour do it? If he wins this he'll be 9k
Why is bulldog scared to go in as timber? Every other timber player thats played has been agressive and has pushed people back. But bulldog just runs away and barely throws chakram???
IS this the throw order?
It takes albanian dota to show the scrubs how to properly play necro
GET A DAGON
And a blink
>>146879981
He's going linkens/refresher I believe.
>>146879886
I actually put the character from the game on top of my distro wallpaper
>>146880081
>8.5
lol for some titty fetischist maybe
I'm personally watching through client, fuck these memers
>wmI4Kni
>>146880136
>It takes albanian dota
100% illyrian genes do that senpai
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>>146880081
So this is where the meme began. I wasn't sure if a lot of people had shit tastes or were being ironic.
Holy shit now I understand.
>>146880119
because he dies in 1 second to a reaper...?
>>146879886
you'd better take that back kid or else I"ll get my hacker friends to trace your IP
>turn on diggity match
>dagon veil carry necro
What
>S4 ember
hilarious
>Era
>loda at 5% health but lotus orb'd
>doesn't use dagon because LMAO I DONT WANT TO TAKE DAMAGE EVEN THOUGH MY PASSIVE WOULD REGEN ME TO FULL HEALTH
fucking moron jesus
>Zinderman prioritizing his own life over Cuckvas
TI quality team right here lads
>throw
>counterthrow
>throw
>counterthrow
Fuck this game
>>146880303
alliance is getting memed on
>give s4 a hero that needs anymore interaction than blink and r
>Lose
PLS
RIGGED
DAGON AND ULT AND DIDNT USE EITHER TO END THE SLARDAR
>>146880351
He wouldn't even have taken damage, he was at full fucking health himself.
>>146879153
dont worry the art is shit
>cuckdeau is gonna let mexicans into canada without a visa
JUST
D E L E T E D
>Diffusal blade Void
=_=_=_=_=_ WARNING =_=_=_==_==
_-_-_-_ VOID MIGHT DO DAMAGE THIS GAME _-_-_-_-_
>power creep isn't real
ESC loses game 1 because they didn't pick ADC
Now alliance loses game 2 because no ADC
Moral of the stroy?
Pick ADC
>>146880081
w-what if she was joking
>>146879941
Big tits on a fat girl are like abs on a skinny guy
I really don't understand what thiccfags see in it
I AM THE POPE OF PESTILENCE
I DELETE YOU FROM GAME
>>146880549
>ADC
>>>/lolg/
>>146880465
>"This move will make it easier for our Mexican friends to visit Canada, while growing our local economies and strengthening our communities," Trudeau said on Parliament Hill after what he described as a productive bilateral meeting with Mexico's president.
Yup
like 60 million beaners in the US is not enough
need beaners up here
I SURE LOVE DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THIS """"ACTION'''"",',"" GAME
I don't play liege of legends but I heard they don't have denying. What the fuck is the point of laning, how are not supposed to get every last hit?
100 fucking seconds lmao
this hero is hilarious
S4 WATCHING HIS TEAM LOSE LIKE A KEK
>>146880612
She was, but misogynists on here can't help but make fun of her. I bet most people here haven't even listened to her cast and just shit on her for no reason other than Vagina.
>tfw I doubted
>>146880619
she has disproportionately large tits
>bounty hunter is tracked
S 4 E M B E R S P I R I T
>>146880728
Reaper's Scythe is one of the best spells in the game just because of that. It's so retarded that it's great.
Oi! Hello?
>it's another a hero that d2g previously shat on did well so they're op now episode
so how is Necro balanced?
>3 for 4
How did we do anons?
>>146878791
?
>>146880619
>abs on a skinny guy
Huh, isn't that ideal?
Unless you mean extreme skinny?
>tfw my genes fuck me from having fit body unless I work out constantly and I'm too lazy to do so
>have to work out every day though or I will become fat because of family genes though
Whatever, I'm fine with skinnyfat but fuck being fat.
>>146880687
you harass the enemy laners out of lane because your skills have short cooldowns and low mana costs and there is no courier
what's up swedecucks
>>146880823
>tfw lotus orb has always been your to go item against BH
>>146880784
Go away transgender degenerate
>>146877463
>farm
A PROPJET
what will S4 play next game?
a blink iniator or a blink iniator?
i mean letting this kid carry is BEYOND hopeless, look at his ember or qop lmao
>>146880687
they use the term "zoneing" which just means you get a stronger lanner to push and give the off chance your opponent misses cs while their tower kills creep or creep kills creep. In other words its a shitty game
>>146880913
because it's alliance I picked the same for 1 and 2 but voted 5+ roshans and 0-15 kills
"synderen is a shit drafter"
-/d2g/
Worst fucking throw in histroy.
from 1-9 to megas in less than 20 min
good job
>>146880946
at least we won against england
>>146880542
>power creep isn't real
said no one ever
how does s4 keep getting onto teams
>>146880908
he isn't
>15 minute dagon5 as mid necrophos
what would be the next item to get in this situation?
>>146881072
he was good during NTH and EE really liked him :^)
>>146881106
>>146880908
glimmer cape exists
>>146881017
>at least we won against england
everyone wins against england nowadays
>s4 on ember spirit
what a pathetic fucking performance
>has a fucking unbearable accent
>borderline autistic
>only ever points out the super fucking obvious
>has been around since forever so gets away with it all
Who's that caster-mon?
>>146881158
eblade or beekaybee or greaves
>>146880927
>tfw my genes fuck me from having fit body unless I work out constantly and I'm too lazy to do so
>have to work out every day though or I will become fat because of family genes though
Stop eating trash maybe?
>>146881158
he was safelane
>>146881072
when he does well he's godlike
teams bet on him doing well
>>146879226
L I T E R A L L Y
S U M M E R T I M E
G E N T R I F I C A T I O N
>epic redditeer 9gaggo comes to OUR THREAD
>"hmmm this is quite epic indeed, I do believe this 'sheever pissing oddshot' is quite the 'damp mean may', if I do say so myself."
>"Wait, they don't like M Y G U Y (as in Reddit's)? Why, he's the best dota 2 personality I've ever seen in my one whole year I've been following Dota The Two!"
WHAT USED TO HAPPEN
>Redditman is laughed out of thread
WHAT HAPPENS NOW
>Redditman gets support from other redditmen while TRUE DOTARDS are shouted down
PREDICTIONS:
>The year is 2017
>Llama, KoTLGuy, the new fat whore, Slacks, Zyori, Lumi and Xyclopz are heralded as anything other than absolute dogshit turn off your audio receptors tier
Oh wait it already happens xd
JESUS FUCK
S4 MIGHT GIVE ENVY AND RTZ FOR WORST EMBER OF ALL TIME
>>146881234
Every single Dota 2 caster?
>>146881234
Godz
>>146881234
Merlini
Dusgg :D
>>146879884
hes been looking pretty nervous lately..
>>146881158
aghs
refresher
octomeme
bkb
ghost sceptor
it depends
Eblade allows you to kill people from like 2000 hp
why can't this fuck on the left properly speak ?
>>146881234
Lumi
>>146880994
>Relying on the other team to throw
Not a valid strategy unless you're playing against a team with S4 on it.
>>146880784
>>>/t/umblr
>>146881234
kevin 'thanks purge' godec
>>146881158
A mobility item, and then I guess aghs or survivability. I'm not completely sold on the veil, but that's why I'm a retarded NEET and Era's going to TI.
>>146881248
>greaves
>>>>>>>>>
>>146881324
he's probably updating to win 10
>>146880669
when is trump gonna annex us?
>>146881426
get a kill into 5 man push
but you probably buy bloodstone on him like a good leddit fuck
>>146881264
you are right
but also a faggot
What's with Ryuu's lips?
>>146881282
yes, but there's one that is a special case
>>146881313
nop
>>146881314
nop
>>146881380
yes but not relevant anymore so nop
>>146881390
nop
>>146881234
Tobi?
>>146881324
>when you're running out of power and can't find a free USB plug
>no ENG stream for coL vs DC
THE FAT JEW KEEPS GETTING AWAY WITH IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146881324
HES GONNA FLIP
The casual stream makes me wish I had a doggy
guys i cannot stop thinking about Anneedroid what should i do
anybody got the sheever oddshot anyway
>>146881252
I actually try to balance my diet as much as I can.
I lost 40 pounds in about a year but stagnated at around 170ish pounds and haven't really moved from there.
I hate cardio when I'm working a 9-5. Still try to to make time in the evenings. Morning workout is the only thing I always do.
But this isn't /fit/.
>>146881604
I'll ask Valve to send Llama immediately. :^)
>open twitch for the first time in 5 days
>grant on bts panel
How did this wigger get there?
>>146881468
>>146881515
They had an fucking io, why would you need greaves jesus christ
Besides, getting greaves and bloodstone are both a fucking retarded option on him
>>146881604
I just love how his happiness is equal to the amount of money
>no Tobi/Synd cast any more.
Why...
>>146881670
Got any good pics/links?
I haven't seen her on stream yet
>>146881695
>But this isn't /fit/.
Then stop talking about your >>>>>>>>>>>family genes you lazy fat fuck
>>146881587
ding-ding-ding we have a winner!
>>146881695
>I'll ask Valve to send Llama immediately. :^)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146881604
bts4
DC vs coL started desu
>twitch con
jesus
how much of an autist do you have to be to attend this
it's like comic con but even fucking worse
>wee imma meet my favorite ECELEBS and buy a fucking ugly purple shirt and maybe see a real twitch whore in the real life too
fuck me what a waste humanity has become
>>146881670
Drinking bleach is the way to go, amigo.
>fluff "no survivors" nstuff
>KotL "T-1000" Guy
Top 2 memes in /d2g/.
>>146881835
Are u mad that people actually leave their house unlike you? kek
>>146881264
dude i fucking hate slacks please don't lump me in with them
also post the oddshot if you have it
>>146881468
legitimately kekked
>>146881752
>sustaining two heroes vs sustaining 5
nevermind purging shit like track, damage amp and whatnot
>>146881835
I mean look at the trailer
the """"""""""people"""""""""" staring in it are the most attractive/interesting they could find
you're supposed to be impressed
imagine the smell......
Anyone getting
>after several attempts to connect,server did not respond?
since last update (23)
can't join any games and want to get low priority
>>146881872
>tfw no one remembers you...
>>146881803
>reddit frog poster shitting on tobi
You can smell the post-TI4
>>146881769
>>146882026
>Tonvvy Todd
wat
>Charlie's laugh
Fuckers that gasp for air when they fake laughter need to be euthanized.
Another day spent on here and I still am flabbergasted by how easily people reply to the most low effort of bait I write.
/d2g/ is truly the bottom of the barrel aka shitskin central
>>146881634
I have one and im tired of walking it anon.
13 years of minimum 3 walks a day gets dull over time, esp when all he does is sleep around nowadays.
>>146882092
>enemy timber has reached 78 armor
>>146881234
Thorin
>>146882026
>one guy voices the twin eargasms of CK and PL
There's something about his voice.
So satisfying.
>>146882026
Linda K Morris would be the best wife.
Get to fuck best femmes in doto
>>146882178
this made me laugh :)
>>146877205
I want someone to look at me the way synd looks at food.
>>146882178
reminder that this power creep wouldnt have occured if DOTA 2 -ARMOR CALCULATIONS WERE PERFORMING PROPERLY
>>146882147
your fault for rising your dog to become a slut then m8
>>146882207
>borderline
>>146882171
>imgur pic
BUSTED.
>>146882026
TJ Ramini is the best one imo
>>146882026
>Void is Huskar
I can kind of see that one
>Bristle is Timber
Holy shit, that one is impressive
>>146882026
sam mowry is a hack
>>146882134
Same feel dudester
TINKER
>>146882123
>you can buy both those girls in Pattaya for 20 bucks for a whole night
why fawn over tin cans?
>stinker
oh no
>W33HAR
he literally saw them comming
shit palyer
>>146882510
GIVE ME ALL THE FARM
I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE
>>146882171
A black man doing this is cultural appropriation
>>146882510
holy fug tinker
Jesus almost every hero in the game has been picked/banned with this brewmaster
>Farm Vacuum
gg go next
>>146882510
>>146882525
Guys, are you ready for your meme agh aether lens tinker games?
No?
Too bad!
ALERT
VOID IS DEALING DAMAGE ON COL VS DC
I REPEAT, VOID IS DEALING DAMAGE
>>146882591
>NA dota
?
dubs and synd-stack wins
>when casters are talking you can barely hear them
>turn up the volume
>casters start screaming fake hype
>eardrums blown out
Could someone with twitter spam BTS until they realize dynamic range compression on their receivers is a fucking thing?
PLEASE REMOVE SILENCER FROM THIS GAME, AT LEAST THAT FAT FUCKING NIGGER PUDGE HAS THE DECENCY TO NOT DIRECTLY STEAL STATS FROM YOU.
>>146882510
LASERS
trips and eg wins ti
>>146882675
>aether lens tinker
Why do people build that just to have Heat Seeking Missiles (tinkers only relevant skill) have 2.7k range instead of 2.5k?
>>146882678
It can't be
>>146882026
Props to Harry S Robins for giving us one great VO
>be s4
>wanna play brewmaster
>my team won't let me
>pick him every game anyway
Fuck you loda, I'm gonna play brewmaster be the meme tempo controll and be a useless piece of shit after 20 mins.
>>146882820
Silencer would be the most aggravating hero if he became cancer. I hope that he is never viable.
Guess the hero
>>146881835
cant you buy limited/rare comics from con tho?
>>146882928
but he makes the enemy carry miss le hits and lifts people during ulti to disable them in the fight!
>>146882946
le ebin lumberjack
>>146882946
visage
>>146882928
There's a 20% chance he won't feed, get a midas and have Blink, Vlads + AC by 30 mins :^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>>146882678
Impossible. Maybe his ITEMS are dealing damage, but Techies could have the same items dealing the same damage.
baka
the brew was a counter pick
tinker + brew is the combo that escape was probably gonna go
instead of banning it alliance picked it
Dragon lance Venge on DC is winning
Why is there no tactical missile defence installation in your game, dotards? Your shit game is so broken.
if dubs Alliance will win this game
>>146883069
Yeah but it's like picking Tiny to break a wisp+tiny draft.
You get the shit end of that stick
>>146883069
What? Esc has no Brew player, he's shit on the offlane and Tinker is already mid
1) Think
2) Write
3) Post
>>146883069
whats so special about tinker + brew
I will literally play with anyone (EU)
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/765611980
1-9 NA WINS TI
GET FUCKED YUROPOORS / CHINKS
someone post the s4 brewmaster webm
>Tinker Dirge
This combo is almost broken.
Zombies provide vision for Rockets.
Laser and March protect tombstone.
I think Escape have won as long as they pick a good right clicking tower killer. Lone Druid would work.
Let's say I want to stay in ball lightning form as much as possible, for reasons.
What items do I need to build to achieve this, besides bloodstone?
>Bulldog NP
it's over syndereN might as well call gg
>swindlez getting fucked
thank you based euros
WHEN THE FUCK DOES CLQ STREAM?
>Unironically picking Medusa
Synderen the absolute mememan
>>146883187
tinker can teleport onto his spirits
>>146883170
but s4 brew LUL, not agreeing it was a good pick but that was what alliance was thinking
>tombstone stone gaze rocket and march spam
good luck kucks
Synd has lost it.
Dusa
MADMAN
>medusa
and that draft was looking so nice before that
>be synderen
>have a pretty good draft
>remember you actually already accepted a bribe to throw the game to alliance
>oh shit what do I pick
>oh got it dusa
Valve is FIXING these matches.
ADMIRAL MEMEDOG BACK AT IT WITH THE FRESH MEMS AGAIN XD
кaк мeдyзa блять aлe
plz stahp picking medusar
>>146883403
>>146883416
>>146883434
>tinker buys Soul Ring v2.0, as he should
>medusa becomes unkillable forever
stay 2k
it era makes linkens manta
i will legit lose it
>>146883501
Hey it worked against Team Secret
FUCK OFF
>slacks talking about pepe
>>146883529
Are you stupid?
I meant it was a good and an interesting pick
T: >>146883416
>the rarest peppay
>>146883220
6 refreshers
WAIT A SECOND
how did alliance win last game?
I got up after LODA was dead and they were about the get megas and throne
First game was already bullshit but game 2 as well?
>>146882026
Tonvvy Todd alo done Zoom in The Flash
He sounds way to similar to NS
>>146883701
>fagbook bob
>Admiral Feed-dong
>>146882675
Aghs aether lens is pretty standard these days if you intend to play around laser. Streamers do it all the time, I'd hardly call it meme tier.
The int buffing spell damage, on top of aether lens's pure damage amp, makes the pure damage situationally very strong
>>146883220
octarine hex bloodthorne refresher
>>146883758
R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
D
>people pronounce it pay-pay
>not Peep
Disgusting normies
>>146883758
BTS fucked up it's 1-1
surprising I know
>>146883220
Orchid +150% mana regen
Octarine for more regen and cd reduction
>>146883850
I'm actually mad pepe is not some mexican fuck off idiots
>>146883850
its pe pe without the y's retard
>>146883850
It's peh-peh you fucktard r9kedditor.
>>146883850
Pepe is a spanish name, it's pronounced pay-pay in english
>>146883950
>>146883964
>meanwhile meme isn't pronounced meh-meh
explain this.
A BARREL OF LAUGHS
>>146883850
It's a more normalfag meme than doge and LOLcats at this point yet people still fucking post it here who gives a fuck
Pepe = peep
d2g = slash dee too gee slash
meme = may may
everything else is wrong
>its a two shitty mids episode
>>146883964
how ironic
it's pe(glottal stop) pay
>>146884068
I want to impregnate Soe
lmao this dusa is pushing everybody off her lane
watch him go linkens manta and throw the game
>>146884101
just like my pubs
shouldve gone with pudge who cant hook versus invoker who doesnt know how to play invoker though
>>146883728
I had some success with a bloodstone and 5 refreshers, I find it hard to believe that leaving the bloodstone out is a good idea.
>>146883810
>>146883916
I don't really care about cooldowns, I only care about keeping my mana up while spamming ball lightning. This isn't supposed to be a very practical build to play with
WEHERr IS FUCKINMG TOBI BLITZS
>>146884181
get in line
>>146884068
Goddamn her tits are outta control
>>146884080
>pehpeh
>dee 2(two) gee
>mehmeh
Today he will show us the path
charlie is lowkey smart af
>>146884248
buy 6 bloodstones then
>>146884265
I want her to pee and shit in my mouth
>people doubted Alliance
>about to 3-0 syndstacK
>>146884354
bloodstones increase the manapool, ball lightning is scaling+flat components
>>146884437
Isn't it 1-1
I bet you idiots call visage 'vih-Sage' lmao
i sure do hope col get that wild card slot
>>146884437
>retard believes the rigged bts score
>Winter waifu gets picked
>She loses
;_______;
>>146884450
Yeah, and also only one of the accumulates charges
Didn't March used to hit towers or something?
I remember there being something super bullshit about it like that.
>>146884606
you're thinking of shrapnel
>>146884545
A jew won't lie to me, right? I mean, 6 billions or something.
>>146884564
Watch team secret play her, I think they had nearly 100% winrate with pieliedie
>>146884038
it comes from french so meem it's ok
peh-peh is a spanish petname popular on the west coast, where the original pepe comics are set
peh pee
dee two gee
meem
espee - /sp/
>>146884606
lmao wat
No, march used to do composite damage and thus also hit ancients/BKB.
It meant tinker farmed retardedly fast and safe.
You could shit on him in lane and he'd still be the highest net worth by like 15 mins.
>2-0 to A suddenly changes to 1-1
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW FUCKING BLATANTLY RIGGED IS THIS SHIT
>>146884665
>it comes from french
no it doesn't
MANTA FIRST INBOUND
>>146884564
>An INSTANT, 4 second, bkb-piercing stun on a 15 second cooldown
>Can give complete damage immunity to the opposite team
How can anyone say this hero is bad?
>>146884606
no, it used to deal double damage literally double damage
it still was shit because people are playing tinker like it was wc3 dota and anti-leaver punishments didn't exist
that is why tinker is shit, he is about making enemies ragequit instead of actually making the world tree/frozen throne explode
>>146884248
>bloodstone and 5 refreshers
I think that's the max, especially with a lot of bloodstone's charges.
You could run some tests in a custom lobby.
>>146884665
>it comes from french
no it doesn't and if it did it would be pronounced memm
>>146884826
retard detected
>>146884248
bloodstone 5 refreshers and level one ult sounds like the best possible
Why are all your casters shit, dotards?
>camera switches to medusa
>he misses three last hits in a row
Professional dota players, everybody.
>>146884882
Yeah, I suppose. I calculated that you'll need about 317 mana/s give or take for infinite lvl1 Ball Lightning. The best I've managed so far in a pub game has been about 95 mana/s
>>146884828
>>146884976
how should it be pronounced then
>>146885038
>Professional dota players
no, that's era
Whyvern - we Vern
Visage - Vee Saj
Coup de Gras = coop dee graw
>>146885038
Nah, these qualifiers are like the minor leagues in baseball.
Yea there are some really good players but for the most part they're all semi-professionals.
>leave
>come back
>ESC lost game two
uhh
what?
>>146885130
M Ä M M I
Ä
M
M
I
>>146885005
>>146884882
you guys know that refrehser on storm is stupid his ult has no cooldown
>>146884665
>it comes from french so meem
it would be mehm
>tinker is losing
>again
>>146885130
meem
>drafting tinker AND medusa
lmao
lmao
lmao
>>146885145
>people shit on tobi for saying coup de grass
>he's right
>>146885183
Biggest throw in dota history. It was incredible how useless era was on necroshit and the dual defensive supports had no way to control s4's ember.
>>146885229
did you actually read the thread or are you just gifting me a (You) for free?
>era missing CS left and right
Seriously? He's probably missed out on hundreds of gold.
>>146885130
Like "gene".
>>146885275
They should had drafted Ember too.
>>146885229
lmao its just a game who cares :)
>>146885145
coup de grâce is pronounced "koo de grass"
>>146885310
I left because they were just cleaning up in Alliance's base.
Wow, ESC doesn't deserve shit after this awful series.
>>146885334
he's having a mental breakdown
coup de grace == cup of grass
Spanish is similar to English since they are both latin languages
"Meme" comes from "memetic" you fucking retards. Therefore it's pronounced like the "meme" in "memetics": meh-meh.
>linkens vs this lineup
i'm getting triggered
LMAO 6 PANDAS!!!!
>>146885616
nothing is happening
146885537(You)
>>146885537
That's pronounced "may-may-tix" mate
>sny into battlefury
lolda is panicking
watch this game go 80 minutes as the rats do it again
I want No Diggity to lose just because of that Tinker pick. Fuck that hero.
>>146885524
thats not spanish you shithead
>>146885549
without linken he will be permahexed
with it he can just press q and tp out
Why can't you BoTs around buildings? You are only able to TP on top of the building.
>>146885742
rhasta can just hex into shackles or shackles into hex
does nothing vs the other heroes
MEME AND PEPE DO NOT HAVE A PRONUNCIATION
THEY ARE BOTH COMPLETELY SILENT
WHY
BECAUSE YOU NEVER USE THEM OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET YOU FUCKING MONGOLOIDS
Jesus fucking Christ Era is terrible
Yeah Era just threw the game. It's over.
coup de grace = ts-ou-peh deh gratseh
era is literally worse than EE
>>146885832
>meme and pepe aren't real words
ENTER GOD MODE
>>146876984
Arc warden 6.87. Had a 30% low winrate
His buffs raised the winrate.
Io got a minor nerf recently. That hero will never show up in pubs unless people are queueing in large stacks
THREE OF M-
I'll never touch the stuff... again...
Seriously every time the camera pans to Era you can see him make a mistake
>>146885910
leave him alone he's very unwell
>>146885886
i'm french and coup de grâce is koo deh grrass
Coup de Grace = Co-op di-e Tra-ash
>>146885801
Because the target for the BoTs is an unit or building, while for the TP is the area around the tower.Valve is too lazy to code
FUCKING LOL
>>146878684
If aether lens extended auras, it would become a core on necro.
ok that TP is something i've never seen in my dota life
s4 biggest balls on the planet
Wtf? Didnt alliance lose game 2?
THAT FUCKING ROKKIT ON DAZZLE
ull
>S4
>s4 blinked into their fountain to TP out
>s4
what the fuck
S4 WHAT
someone tell s4 to stop doing drugs during games
>>146886161
I literally just asked that.
I literally have no fucking idea how ESC is that bad.
>this rubick set
Rubick should be top to drop wards at the T3.
They'll almost guarantee a trade.
>>146886272
it has a top hat and top hats are FUCKING EPIC XD i love steampunk don't you love steampunk
*tips top hat*
>>146886248
>>146886161
esc won
>>146886293
wards are useless without aghs
lvl 1 aghs wards are better than lvl 3 normal wards
MOTHERFUCKER
where are you expecting to make up for the equivalent of 102 bloodstone charges you paid 4100 gold to lose
>>146886419
Is that still true? Didn't they buff the wards?
>>146886354
if they won the in-game client wouldn't say Alliance has 2 wins
checkmate athiests
>>146886248
I just noticed the scoreboard
>early level 3 rearm
THANK YOU
fucking hell I remember that slav pro game where the tinker didn't have it maxed at level 25 with 8 slots
>>146886492
40-45/55-60/70-75 -> 85-90/105-110/125-130
What if Bloodstone Active now gave +200 Mana on top of the current active?
>penants
is this still a thing?
>>146886571
When would you get it? I think you probably need like 1500 mana at least. I'd say that's usually level 18 or something with normal Tinker farm.
Are these swedes this bad or are they choking? I can't tell anymore
>>146886492
Minimum damage without aghs: 40/60/80
Minimum damage with aghs: 85/105/125
>MoM on Ursa against an LS, DP and Tide
I want this meme to end
>>146886697
depends on the game
sometimes you really need to SPAM LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER so getting it early can be a good option depending on the pace
ESC only have to hold base so maxing it at 16 makes sense
>>146886571
Its not about level, its about itemisation.
You just need a huge mana pool to support it, with BS, Aether and Aghs he has more than enough to justify it.
>give cuckva literally the only hero he can play
wp alliance
Why pick a tinker and medusa after first picking a rubick
Why pick a DIRGE?
rubick is such a shit hero..
and era just feeding like a fucking retard
nice linkens buddy
reported
>Rubick trying to rat against the masters of ratting
era should have gone fucking skadi instead of his useless linkens
>rubick instant stealing on Shaman.
I'm calling scripter.
NICE JOB FEEDING SERPANT WARDS YOU DUMB SWEDE
yapzor is saving their asses right now
CoL looks tilted as fuck, damn
>lvl3 rearm four times
>go oom
lmao
like
fucking
clocktwerk
>>146886913
>tfw no bulldog bf to cuddle with
>>146886636
It already fully heals hp and mana, retard
>>146886634
So Aghs is kinda obligatory on Shaman?
holy fuck how does alliance even except to place higher than 16#
they're so bad
>>146886939
of course
if he actually went maelstrom instead of yasha and just get a wind lace for the MS he'ds actually have a good build
>tinker
>medusa
Whats Escape's plan for this
how is this rhasta so rich?
>>146887021
They're the epitome of washed up
They only won a TI because of a awful meta
>>146887080
they only won TI3 because of a fucking retarded game 1 draft and a massive throw in the last
>>146887049
Losing this game
>>146887049
hard to push highground against medusa
also hard to push highground against tinker
they're turning their advantages into advantages
one bloodstone charge down
101 to go
>>146887062
feeds serpent wards to rubick and kills them for their gold
>Medusa Manta
>just saw a hawk snatch another bird outside my window
What does this mean for Alliance?
>>146887080
>because of a awful
>>146887049
You can't push lanes against Tinker
You can't push high ground against Medusa
Basically it's a defensive strat
>>146887049
alliance picked memepush
esc picked tons of waveclear/counter push and is trying to stall the game as much as possible
What if there was a hero that could stack multiple Aghs Scepter's, upgrading his ultimate every time?
ЧTO БЛЯTЬ HE TAК C ЭTИM TИHКEPOM
>Medusa ever doing damage.
NO BUYBACK ON KEKVA
>Not reseting the CD on Wards by stealing something else
Rubick noob?
soo, what is the undying pick supposed to accomplish in this game?
>Buyback on the tinkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
Why does he do this?
Why does he drag every other word?
?
If era wasn't so fucking dogshit, I'd say there was a possibility of ESC winning
maybe
But their whole draft is atrocious, no idea how you expect to win this
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE
YOU'VE HAD SO MANY YEARS TO BE BETTER PLAYERS SINCE WINNING A TI BUT YOU STILL CHOOSE TO MEMEPUSH
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TEAM? ARE THEY THIS CHALLENGED? HOW ARE THEY PROFESSIONAL PLAYERS?
YOU BLINK IN
YOU
DIE
I
E
How to teamfight according to Era:
>run out of mana instantly
>stand there doing nothing
>>146887160
got him
>>146887402
memepush would have finished the series by now what are you talking about
>>146887421
>burn 400 ehp to spawn illusions that deal 0 damage
W E W
E
W
L
A
D
>>146887378
This is intentional, people. Do not fall for it.
>>146887378
that was changed in 6.83
doesn't reset cooldowns anymore
Serpent Wards still do too much damage I don't give a fuck what anyone says
>QOJVA SUICIDING FOR A NP KILL
HOLU FUCK THIS GUY IS RETARDED
these guys are fucking clown
>>146887529
what about fapping?
WHY WOULD YOU AGGRESSIVE BLINK LIKE THAT HOLY SHIT BOTH THESE TEAMS ARE SO FUCKING BAD
Era what the fuck are you doing my man
LINKENS MANTA DOES IT AGAIN
>medusa
Literally any late game hero wouldve been a better pick
>Syndershit losing to cucklliance
>Era tilting
QOJVA IS THE BIGGEST MORON I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HE BOUGHT BACK AND BLINKS AGGRESSIVELY FOR A KILL.
>Le mentally ill choker era is good
/d2g/ 2016
Era is such a shit carry
Qojva is such a shit decision maker
Their draft was a fucking joke
Not like it matters, Alliance are finishing 16th
remember when people thought qojqva was good
daily reminder that cuckva got btfo in a 1v1 with our guy mason
Well at least DC is BTFOing Col
>>146887745
this blitz shit needs to die
>>146887529
EU further disintegrating.
>these teams are the best europe has to offer for qualifiers
I know their best teams are already in but shit, these guys are like fucking tier 3
cant believe anyone complained about NA getting two spots
Alliance have this in the bag
One choker < two chokers
>Medusa
Every time I watch a game with this meme hero her team lost
>>146887734
medusa pick is fine
But you gotta combo with her, like a drow and beastmaster
And you don't pick her with the expectation of her doing damage, shes more the front line tank
Obviously you also don't go linkens into yasha into mkb into manta
>>146887731
Reminder that feminine dick is still dick and you're a faggot if you like it.
>"I want to go to TI6!"
>Picks Medusa
>Buys manta+linkens
What
Did
Era
Mean
By
This
WutFace
>draft tinker and medusa
>enemy pops the piniats
>lose
wew
are you happy with this TI hub?
>there are people out there who pay 4100 gold to downgrade their soul ring, net loss of 104 mana/second in exchange for the ability to kill yourself
why fucking live
TINKER DOES NOT BENEFIT FROM REGULAR MANA REGEN
TINKER BENEFITS FROM REARMABLE MANA GRANTING ACTIVES
fuck why is it hard to get
>>146887762
Don't make fun of mental illnesses, the d2g userbase is 90% mentally ill people. At least Era tried to do something about it.
>>146887935
He's intentionally throwing because he's mentally unfit to travel to Seattle and play in such a stressful setting.
this is the least funny shit
>>146887989
>grandgrant
>charlie
yes
alliance is NA now
>slacks
Why he sounds so girly
>>146887989
grant and slacks are funnier than anything in the previous hubs so yes
Does anyone have experience with these Sennhesier headsets their advertising?
I know their headphones are all audiophile tier but do their headsets hold up to the same standard?
based grant letting everyone else know eu dota is a joke
>>146888027
He's gonna be there anyway you buttface, 3rd place from each region still goes to Seattle for Wild Cards
>>146887989
yes. finally our girl got some more well deserved exposure.
>when your Slark complains you can't keep Timber out of lane when you're the only support and he's maxing reactive armor
>>146887989
Why would I ever be happy about this shit game?
>>146887989
Ahoy!
>coL vs DC
>NA qualifiers
>7/10 players are EU
why is this allowed
also
>Secret
>3/5 players are NA
>wins the EU qualifier
can somebody stop these retards from just picking whichever region they think is easiest
make NA teams play NA and EU teams play EU
>>146888094
did fatties wake up?
>>146888019
people are lazy and would rather not spend two extra keystrokes every rearm when they are snowballing
>>146888019
1. The respawn timer
2. The regen can sometimes give you jsut enough for another spell, it can matter
3. Bigger mana pool overall means less trips as well
>>146888148
DONT
BLOGPOST
DURING
ESPORTS
YOU
FUCKING
SHITTER
>Chessie
Fucking embarrassing
>>146887989
>Slacks
>Grant
>our guy Zyori
I'm so fucking glad we dont have to put up with 2Gd's shit anymore and instead have our REAL guys on stream
>fiends grip a creep, a fucking creep
>>146887989
It's not bad.
>>146888092
fuck that, buy sony headphones, and don't fall for the "gaymuurrr headphones" shit
Wat
coL have been on tilt for at least one month straight
they're so burned out it's not even funny anymore
>le funny voices
xD
>>146888092
>headset
overpriced trash
ANY and i literally mean every single """"""""""""""""""gaming""""""""""""""""" gear is pure crystalized overpriced trash
they get away with it becuase retards like you buy them thinking they give some advantage
buy REAL HEADPHONES AND A STANDALONE MIC
you will pay WAY WAY LESS and get WAY WAY HIGHER QUALITY
>>146887989
In terms of the games and coverage it's been great
It's got nothing outside of that though
>>146887926
but would you like to see the nudes?
>>146887989
what is the context of this picture?
Apologize
>>146887989
Eh, it feels so much more fake than the old hub,
>tfw Never a good Hub as 2014 Hub.
>>146888305
too bad tyjhryye came off titlt the one time i bet for them to lose to dc dxdd
>>146887989
Not really, stuffing all this bullshit into 8 days is a mistake.
G R A N D
R
A
N
T
>>146888354
I have a standing mic and headphones, I was just wondering their headsets were a meme or not, guess they are.
wow this grandgrant guy is an absolute comedian funny guy
i can only imagine the hijinks he got up to down at the wal-mart!
this guy is a HOOT
>>146888243
god I miss this so much
pinnacle of dota right there, not even memeing
GRAND
>>146887731
I want you to kill yourself arma
>be ursa
>use mom
>die instantly because ult becomes useless
Ive seen this episode before
>>146888146
>not annee
>>146888243
I want to fuck sing
1 hour till Beesa playing the carry gets to TI
>>146888492
because that's about the price where you start getting good headphones
YOU CAN REARM LOTUS ORB AS TINKER
DANK MEMES AHEAD ONCE THE PROS FIND OUT
>>146888481
why exactly do people think this fuck is funny ?
>>146888386
I never lost faith in Bulldong, Akke or EGM.
But Loda and S4 pls
>>146888212
>1. The respawn timer
Do you plan on dying?
>2. The regen can sometimes give you jsut enough for another spell, it can matter
LITERALLY AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE LESS MANA REGEN
"sometimes" and "just enough" pales in comparison to OVER ONE HUNDRED MANA REGEN available under the press of a single button
this isn't just unoptimal and therefore wrong, this is just intentional feeding
even natures prophet cosplay tinker of deso mjolnir necrobook is more viable than that trash
>3. Bigger mana pool overall means less trips as well
Get manapool from something, anything else.
>>146887731
ur the most autistic human being on the face of this earth
reminder that grant literally invented dota
>>146888163
We RIOT now
bahaha
can you believe that grand grant put a duck by his penis?
why that is just so silly i can't stand it
this guy was a born jokester!
I want LD weebums and gifs, dump pls
fuck that video now reddit will like Grant and I can't have that
>>146888682
Shut up Slacks
>people actually like grant
>Don't think he's just another slacks
I must be getting too old for this shit
>>146888692
>>146888625
Sometime syou die and soemtimes you get caught wiht low mana, and a bloodstone with high charges lets you use rearm again and blink away
ofc youre the one who gets played to play the game not pros, so when you paly ur not gonna get caught by shitty pub players
>>146888590
is this supposed to be news
>>146888682
>>146888734
The past week or so reddit has put grant on the frontpage
they already like him, also the reason why LD gave him so much panel time
>>146888243
>tfw remember literally wasting my summertime on this, watching this shit for hours straight, even when nothing but cats was happening
;_;I miss GD studio
>>146888354
>tfw fell for the headset meme back in 2012 and shelled out $100 for this garbage
>>146888682
>le Grant is not that silly shitpost
Grant was nearly thrown out of the community for his drunken shit. If you're surprised he's way more conservative than he used to be you're a fucking idiot.
>>146888610
mechanically speaking I'm all with you but rubick isn't god tier
consider the following
>>146888492
i have a 40$ headphones and 3$ clipon mic
the quality of sound is better than most expensive gaymur gear for sure, they are made from shit material tho so the skin sweats while wearing them, i tried to buy some replacements from a better material from le gaymur gear and they LITERALLY cost more than the whole headphones thats how retarded the people making them are
now i just wear them with paper towels put between my skin and the headphones
and the mic is actually pretty good, it sounds way better than my friends epic siberia or other shit
just dont be a retard and oyu will be fine, really good headphones arent cheap, but cheap headphones arent that much worse than the best gaymur gear
>>146888485
Whats your problem? Not even me, kill yourself seriously, why would i do that anyway, retarded shit
Unban me now
>>146888537
>Mannee
>>146888774
that's a nice LD m8
>>146888485
who is arma? i only want to share the nudes because he is cute
>>146888637
i only wannq share the nudes
>>146889001
Zalman clip on chinese mic + 150 dollar headphones is the patrician gaming setup
>>146888848
I wonder what Nelson is up to...
>>146889067
I'd suck those toes
>>146889067
>that forehead
>>146888916
kek 120 bucks is literally nothing compared to what you have to pay to get equipment for the audio autists
honestly don't see how people complain about grant
compare him to any of the "talent" we've had in the past years. He's made this shit panel enjoyable
Did anyone actually enjoy the panel when it was other people this hub?
>>146888485
>>146889010
Oops
>>146888807
>qojqva blinks in and dies, as it was written in prophecies
>thats why bloodstone is a good item!
it doesnt seem like "being caught out" to me
>and a bloodstone with high charges lets you use rearm again and blink away
oh great only 25 seconds of waiting for the next rearm (assuming you didn't feed away any, as you will when you go Shitstone on tinker)
>>146887745
what is this disgusting shit
>>146888764
for someone thats old you sure know nothing about dota
grandgrant arguably knows more about nadota than any other person on earth, hes been in the scene for over 10 years
>>146888835
he sounds a little intense but pretty nice desu
>>146888906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwuGI64ukjE
never forget
>>146888835
>The Big Joke
>>146889254
Knowledge doesn't make up for a repulsive personality in the casting chair.
He's like an encyclopedia that's been dropped in a pile of horse shit.
EUROPE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY SLACKS LMAO
>>146887989
Absolutely
WOOOOOOOOOOW Slacks said something super funny right there lmao lamo xD Xd
Slacks laying the truth down
>>146888764
UNA
lmao Slacks
>>146889294
lol i watched this live
i believe that was Friday night or Sunday night.
>>146889010
Unban from where
>Slacks telling it like it is
god bless the USA
>>146889365
>a repulsive personality in the casting chair
have you been listening to the casts? i'm pretty sure you haven't if you say that.
>>146889387
delete yourself
why does slacks have the voice of a ten year old when he's 6'8 350lbs?
>>146888807
>a bloodstone with high charges
The charges you lost when you downgraded your Soul Ring?
Seriously, comparing numbers is what they teach in preschool. Which seems bigger to you, 12 or 116?
>>146889445
it was a drunk friday stream
>>146889507
born to meh-meh
>Slacks makes a joke about the admins fucking up and setting alliance's score to 2
>Everyone on the """"panel""""" instantly jumps on him saying it's bo5 and he's an idiot
Wow, and I thought that Slacks was supposed to be the dumb one. I had to close the stream and now I'm gonna listen to fucking Tobi talk about the draft instead.
>>146889478
REAL LIFE LORE AKA HISTORY
HAHAH OH MY GOD HE SAID IT AGAIN
OH MY GOD HE JUST KEEPS TALKING! HAHAHAH ODDSHOT
The better question is why aren't you watching the ACTUAL game stream casted by Tobi and Merlini?
How do you stop this guy?
TEMPO
CONTROLLER
on a scale from one to ten, how talented is Synderen really?
>the discord faggots namedropping each other
epic
Who is your favorite hero to see in pro games and why?
>>146889646
4 as a player
8 as a secondary caster
>>146889646
like a five? I want to say six but sometimes he drafts the dumbest shit
>this one guy triggered by our guys Slacks and Grant
>>146889621
Cardiac arrest at the age of 26 by being fat an unhealthy
>>146889621
Male pattern baldness
SLACKS IS A GANGSTA
Is Merlini the best caster?
>>146889884
>Stumbling over words
>Dragging sentences
No
>>146889884
no he's one of the worst
I want summer TI people to leave and take "our guy" slacks with them.
>>146889294
My favorite grant antic is still the whole
>if by some mistake bsj qualifies for ti I will show up and fucking shoot him
That entire rant was pure gold.
>>146889998
Epic :D
>>146889235
assuming its not you
its a poor attempt at infiltrating /d2g/
>>146889586
rofl this was when Pajkatt randomly was dropping in on NEL games. i think he was just kicked by Alliance or something.
and NEL games were casted every fucking weekend night. Demon was streaming them too.
>>146889884
I think OD draskyl is a good combo where OD shines in making fights really epic and draskyl who i guess is interchangeable brings in some game knowledge
>>146889646
3
he was a shitty mid
he's a shitty support
okay drafter even if he fucks up from time to time
>>146890039
is there a video of it anywhere?
>>146888354
Only gaming headset I've had a good experience with is corsair's. Everything else falls apart or has completely awful sound quality. The best bet is getting a pair of ATH M50s though.
CHOTTO MATTE
>>146889754
Ogre Magi
DUDE 4X MULTI LMAO
MIGRATE
>>>146802241
>>>146802241
>>>146802241
>>>146802241
actual new thread
>>146890297
>>146890297
>>146890297
>>146890297
>>146890297
New memes
>>146890315
Guys... I'm starting to like Slacks...
>Synd falling into his classic 'we won with this once lets just pick it again' strat
They lose this game, in case you didn't realise.
>damageless void
>free 50 armor madman
Do they balance each other out?
>>146890253
were those threads always that shit
>>146877535
Look mom I posted it again!