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Old >>146640348
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
Read this for guild info:
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
New updates, senpai
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates/Game-Update-Notes-June-28-2016
hands down one of the least populated and shittiest generals on /vg/
>>146868303
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, most of the ones on your list are either dead or aren't even /vg/, stop posting this troll list all the time please.
>>146868317
just bug fixes and more gemstore shit, great update
>>146868317
Why did they lump all those skins into one fucking track?
>>146868131
GW1fags pls leave.
Rikki on the 10th page!
>>146868131
Ascalon belongs to charr.
>>146864101
>implying the update has anything worth talking about
xth for buying gold, trading it for gems and cheap skins
xth for tight mcharr boipussy
>>146868606
because there's no grind :^)
>>146868831
GW2 April Fools were better.
L O R E
C O M P L I A N T
>>146869435
femcharr butt > mcharr boypussy
>>146869621
M-MUH LORE
>>146868131
dead
Two questions
>Is Edge of The Mists still alive with karma/XP-trains?
>Can I progress through my reward tracks in EoTM?
>>146870484
>>Can I progress through my reward tracks in EoTM?
no
rikki plz erp with me
>>146869903
That is a disgusting looking femcharr, anon.
>>146871094
fuck off retard shes my wife
>>146868845
Next time I won't be so merciful.
>WvW for the past weeks have been nothing but "closed raids"
epic content
>boost a thief
>equip her
>use meta build
>go into sPvP
>other thiefs immediately oneshot me
>deal zero damage myself
feels bad being shit at games desu
>>146871503
Your wife looks so shit dude, are you blind or something?
>>146872553
Love is blind, senpai.
>>146872515
practice, m8
>>146873019
dunno how desu
i go into pvp and basically every class shreks me in seconds. Sometimes i can get away or get some damage out with the steal/stealth backstab combo but thats its.
not really learning from that, and fucking revs 2 shot me
>Added a new reward track that contains Tribal, Stalwart, and Apostle armor skins.
Stalwart shoulders and Tribal Femcharr wife here i come.
>>146873219
shit taste
>>146873215
just play faster
>page 10 within 30 posts already
>>146873219
>>146875026
Tribal is good on Charr, there aren't too many ways to see the fluffy chest.
AYO HOL UP
I JUST RAN PAST A GUARDIAN
WITH A BOW
IN THE PVP LOBBY
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING
GUARDIANS ARE UNVIABLE WTFFFFF
>>146875026
i agree with >>146875505 and i'm not even a furfag. tribal is one of the few armor sets aside from cultural that actually look decent on charr
>>146876140
DYLSU NO!
>wanna play auramancer
>have a old as fuck level 80
>shit name
>huge as fuck fem norn
>ugly
should i just dump her and start a new ele?
A shame about the crafting stations being taken out of WvW. Granted, it's non-participating traffic, so I understand the logic, but it was quite convenient to be able to be able to combine / convert materials without losing my place in PvE.
>>146877569
if you have the gold get a tmk and a name change contract
>>146877569
How old is the character? It may be worth keeping her for the birthday bonuses. Gems are expensive, but you can buy a 1,000 gem Identity Fix Kit for a good name and a good norn and end up with a dye that's worth far more than those 1,000 gems.
>>146878283
but then im still stuck with a shitty norn
>>146878349
Femnorns are not shit by default.
>>146878518
>worst VA in the game
>worst animations in the game
>having the T H I C C bodytype makes everything clip
futanorns are objectively worse than charr
this: >>146878637 is a furfag shitpost.
VA? sure, it's not great. the rest? get over yourself, furfag.
>>146878518
the animations are terrible and they are WAAAYY to tall
i want to be a cute short girl, not a 2.5m tall tranny
>>146878910
make yours minimum height then.
>>146879228
still too tall
Proud papa syndrome is an untreated illness that has got to go.
>>146880043
Giantess women fetish is not any better.
Fnorn are disgusting.
qt femsuras
>>146880334
whenever i see femsura feetsies i think of doritos and get hungry
>>146880457
>>
>>146880745
Show me your doritos you slut.
>>146880814
i'm not posting their feetsies if that's your attitude!
>>146881137
post them or fuck off
>>146868845
OC limited edition don't save please
>>146881398
say that to my face, not in gw2g, and see what happens!
i want a qt femsura to stamp on my face gently with her soft feets
>return to GW2
>150 laurel
>cant spend it
pure suffering, all these ascended items
I want to see more cats.
>>146882021
Buy t6 mats you fucking idiot. You are literally sitting on a gold mine.
I'm creating a new character, a male charr engi, and I'm having a hard time thinking in a funny name.
It must be something in the line of "Lemon Cat", where "Lemon" is in all my characters and "Cat" is what I need.
Halp.
>>146882725
Autism Furry
>>146881892
I want to bully both of these rats.
>>146882529
>evil twin calsi
you have my attention
>>146881672
>>146882534
dude i dont know much about ascended items and how to get them...
>>146881672
heh just try and stop me kid
>>146883109
your first picture is not a female
>>146882725
Lemons In My Cat Butt
>>146883198there's a female edit, 2 even
>>146883198
I don't have an msura folder and it looks like a girl when you crop it. Good enough for me
>>146882193
>>146883029
>>146883109
I SAID NO
Please don't bully the cute Rikki Calsi Lani rats...
WHAT SHOULD I MAIN
I CAN'T DECIDE
FUCK
im constantly worried about my class being viable in a certain gamemode...
What would you do if you became a qt femsura for a day?
>>146883748
ele is eternal
>>146883882
Research how to be a rat forever.
>>146883748
listen to >>146884020
>>146884020
ele plays like shit tho
>>146883548
>>146884504
ele is relevant in every game mode and has been since forever. If you don't like it, you'll have to settle for something less sure.
>>146884645
what else is in a similar place?
>he bought mystic coins at 1g
L O L
O
L
>>146884802
warrior is the closest imo
>>146884959
I'm calling the FBI for this theft of intellectual property!
>>146884595
I'll let this one slide
So whats the fastest way to level now?
>>146884802
Revenant
>>146885604
>playing the new edgy meme class
Guys, Calsi isn't getting enough attention, post more Calsi!!!!!!!
Which qt femsura would you fuck in the asshole?
>>146885510
ERP and then craft with the gold you make
>>146886462
Rikki but only after pic related
what would a femsura have to do to get these abs?
>>146887637
futanorn erp 23/7 and 1 hour of ab exercise in between
>>146887637I saw you, anon. I know who you are.
Anon and Anonsexing
why do calsi and lani bully other rats anonymousely? do they think we wouldn't find out? are they both really that jealous when attention is drawn from their kneeling in HoTM lobby?
>>146888120
I'd like to sex my anon
>>146888441
Nice dorito-feet, slut. Post some closeups so I can mountain dew TM all over them.
Sex with Boppsi!
Femsura are for barbing anally.
Woah, every asura should wear this outfit
>>146888810
femcharr*
no one needs you, floozy
tfw rexxie will never rub your tummy
>>146888968
Say that to my ears not online and see what happens.
wake up
>>146889290
Silly floozy, you're trying to bite more than you can chew. Femcharr butt is stretchable enough to take even a biggest barb balls deep, and yet muscular to stay tight for a whole night of hard barbing.
But you, small floozy, will either get injures from a very first hung mcharr, or will pass out after your first session. Just return back to your human bookahs.
Are Guardians viable in sPvP? Like Bunker?
>>146891058
theyre pretty shit desu senpai
>>146869621
It's almost insulting how much better the Mantle outfit conforms to non-human biology when the Precursor armor was so very, very bad.
>>146891058
Nope. They used to be viable but they got nerfed and are outclassed by necro, warrior, mesmer,druid,ele etc
>tfw no femcharr wife
>>146891094
>>146891330
weird because i so many of them in the lobby and spvp
Why did anet stop making armors for the gemstore?
>>146894521
Slightly more work. General laziness.
Just bought 80 bucks worth of gems
AMA
>>146895120
How much do you regret your decision?
It never ends.
Should I play thief or engineer?
>>146895492
Did you start from amber? My stats shows 39 games played and i barely got to diamond just now.
>>146896918
I started from emerald. Something's going wrong, I guess.
>>146897046
To be fair I started in sapphire. So it makes sense that I have less games played. The fact that you are that high in diamond means you will definitely be legendary.
>>146895492
i know that tail, be my femcharr wife now
terrible Balance!!! make ele noob player can be win
theif can be play now,so bad balance!!!! Ante,do something,or i and my my team all want to quite this game!!! do not always want to make money!!!! Do some right things pls,make game pls
>>146897575
>people think ele requires skill
lul
>>146897575
post your sources
>>146897575
I concur.
>>146897137
I don't know if I will be, honestly. Morale's been running out lately.
>>146897382Only if you're EU.
>>146895492
You're doing something wrong if you're playing healbot tempest lol
is revenant fun? Whats the gameplay like?
>>146897737
looks like its my lucky day
>Riathen doesn't have the White Mantle hammer
s m h
>>146897971
Maybe I am. Or maybe my team is, we'll never know for sure.
>>146898501
Who am I wifing?
Daily reminder that Revenant fucks every other class in the ass simply by using sheer DPS
>>146892797
those are all low MMR shitters
>>146892797
I had a game against 3 DH's and I literally triple capped them.
I can literally kill a DH solo as an auramancer despite not being built for damage.
They suck balls
Is Auramancer hard to learn/play?
>>146901529
no but if you don't pay attention, you become an easy target
>>146901529
It's more like a dance than a challenge. Really just cycle through attunements and overloads to get boons to yourself and allies, and remove condis and heal. You do damage to of course.
Overload air on a point is awesome
The Rat Shack is a little ol' place where
We can get our ears rubbed
Rat Shack babyyy
Rat Shack, baby, Rat Shack
Rat Shack, baby, Rat Shack
Tfw a femsura will never step on your face with her doritos. I love rats...
>>146901529
It's fairly simple once you realize that you'll be prioritized by any group of enemies that is worth a toss. Just gets frustrating when your teammates aren't letting you heal them because they're all over the fucking place.
>>146902614
>"Wash the Pain Away"
>Allies run away from you in all different directions
>Die
fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Most fun support/bunker build?
tfw no noodletrapsura sponsored by doritos registered trademark all rights reserved to do ERP with
Lmao nice job breaking the squad UI with that patch anet
Why the FUCK is there a yellow heart laid right on top over my toon name now there
WTF
Now it's gone again
Post stalkers
>>146902859
in pvp? druid or auramancer
>Mfw new smoke cloud at teq
True kino
Why does the queen bee look like she's rubbing her hands together inside that amber thing?
LS3 when? Second expansion when?
Which thread mcharr has the tightest tailhole?
>>146904556
fuck off fag
SPvP is SHIT! Bring back Rikki and Calsi NOW!!
>>146907782
>>146907782
lmao kys fag
>mfw HOPE cant even beat the first raid anymore
>mfw HOPE can't even beat the first fractal anymore
>and they havent posted a good t00n ;-]
Hello little anon, I love you
Are those new legendary ley anomaly events worth doing/fun? Also wats the spawn schedule on these
>>146910197
norn a shit
Where's Rikki? I want to ERP her tenderly and buy her a better outfit.
do i count as loli now?
>>146911291
No kys Laya
>>146911291
im gonna give you my cummies, loli anon
mandatory butt
post c:
rats C:
>>146907640
Gae
>>146914572
unf
I grinded wvw forever in order to get one of the triumphant chest armors. Now that I can get the tribal shoulders again, I realize my outfit would probably benefit from a different chest piece. I don't know how to feel right now.
What is wrong with comfyanon? His behavior worries me now..
>>146916879
>>146916989
lol buttmad weeb
>>146917090
Shutup I love anime and squatfoo and all fluffy femcharr
>>146916752
Hi qt anon, I've had a few things on my mind. But nothing to worry about. If you want, we could cuddle for a little while and be comfy together.
WHERE THE FUCK IS VUNCIA AND WHY DOESNT SHE POST ANYMORE THIS THREAD IS GARBAGE WITHOUT HER
>>146915210
>>146908265
Alright.
>>146880814
Why do you care about Lani's feet so much, anyway? They're Lani's, not yours.
>>146919616They're yourssssss too ///
>>146919616
Nice. Post your doritos too lime slut. Touch feetsies
>>146921320
Not logging back in to take pics of us rubbing our feetsies together, but I have this one.
>>146921564
One day I will obtain uncensored doritos from the both of you...
>still no new armor sets
why. It has been YEARS already
>>146922671
>yfw all three of the cute rats stopped but Rikki and Calsi still shit up the thread unhindered because of clique power
Hey /gw2g/. I've owned GW2 roughly since launch but I never was able to get into it. I just started playing a few days ago and I'm a level 50 mesmer now, loving the fuck out of it.
Are the guilds here active and not full shitposting and RP?
I know very little about the metagame and current events, but I'm probably going to buy HoT and get more active. By the time I hit 80 I'll try to get more comfortable with mechanics I don't particularly understand and maybe do more crafting.
>>146922908
Who are the cute rats?
>>146923816
Fluusi
Boppsi
Bluesura
>>146922615
>years
>HoT dropped less than a year ago
We've gotten far too few sets, but don't say things that are outright untrue anon.
>>146923512
The guilds in the OP, FUN/HOPE, are both fine for the most part. Sometimes people will meme, but it's 4chan desu, there's more game discussion there than here anyway.
>>146923915
They posted? K anon.
>>146923990
>HOPE
Join if you want to be stalked.
>FUN
Join if you want to be a furfag.
>>146923990
>>146924228
Thanks for the input. I'm NA, so I guess I'll whisper someone in HOPE really quick
>join if you want to be stalked
i'm a straight guy so that's not gonna happen m8
>>146924371
If you join HOPE I'd join the discord too. A good many members talk on there and if you want to get involved with anything we do it's a good place to start. We're pretty open to new dudes despite clique memes
>>146922908
>see this
>imagine Rikki secretly plotting lewd vengeance against Calsii want this
>>146921564
I'm going to steal Lani the moment you let your guard down. This is your warning.
>>146926374
you steal lani, i steal lime. deal?
>>146923915
>fluusi
gay neet
>boppsi
obsessed with lolis
>bluesura
no comment
*pats*
>>146925357
I'll think about it when I join. I use discord pretty often, but I'm not super sociable with new people. Thanks anyways, anon.
>>146924371
No one is safe from him even if you're a normie.
>>146928537
N-not even (Me)?
>>146918078
>SHE
HE realized hes too autistic to interact with people or have friends so he mooches off his parents to pursue different hobbies
>>146918078
I want to marry Vuncia
>>146925357
>HOPE clique on damage control
lmao t b h f a m
>>146930104
did you giggle while typing that out?
>>146930104
>damage control
Don't use words when you don't know what they mean, little boy
anon
>>146930162
Y-yes...
>>146930375
Comfyanon. Why would you do lewd things to a sleeping girl? That's bad!
>>146930536
i couldn't control my feelings towards her, anon.
I'm a big believer in cute and comfy, doing things like enjoying a yummy bowl of noodles and playing fun vidya, but sometimes I am lewd too. C'est la vie.
>>146930162
>tfw you coordinate shitposts and giggle on voice with your discord/skype clique
Rikki........
>>146921564
>>146931223
why do all rat sluts use tassiface and reading glasses?
>>146931515
>tassiface
it's not hers and she's a slut
>>146929627
When are you going to stop shitposting about Gae? We all know who you are. Whatever grudge you have against him isn't relevant to gw2g. Air your dirty laundry elsewhere.
>tfw you finally get a qt FHD
My faith was not misplaced
>>146932952
who is your qt fhd anon?
>>146932952
where is she
>>146933014
she doesn't go here
>>146933074
sleeping
>>146932898
Please stop shitposting, and keep discussion relevant to GW2.
>>146933204
Do you still feel in control HOPEfag?
>>146933814
I want to cum on a femsura's flat chest and belly button...
>>146891265
>that hat
topkek
>>146933814
anon...
>>146933983
I want to flick a femsura's outtie belly button with my tongue and suck in it while fingering her pussy
>>146934467
...why would you not guzzle down her sloppy dolphin juices instead?
>>146932343
Name one cute HOPE rat slut that doesn't use Tassiface, and mind you: emphasis on CUTE.
>>146935190
>>146934467
>Tfw you will never fuck a dolphin oil pussy.
Whats it called when you meet someone really cool but they turn out to be a complete retard?
>>146935640
Disappointment
>>146935640
you got vae'd bro
>>146935640
I understand what you mean though. I've met so many cool people in HOPE at first but then they show you their real side and it's always not pretty.
>>146936726
Please be my wife. What is your IGN?
>>146935831
As someone who brings misery to us all at least his name is accurate
Post Male Human Sons.
No skinny fuccbois allowed.
>>146937449
You first
>>146937673
That's 1 week of detention for you. See me after class ASAP.
>>146938142
>>146937449
Your head is stupidly small
>>146937123
Sorry anon, no wifeing here <3
Happy to talk to people though~
Name'sDelphy Snowsnuffle
>>146938241
It's the shoulder's anon. baka
>>146937449
hmmm...
>>146938832
go home jugg you're too shit for esports
>>146939693
He said no fuccbois. Try again
>>146936317
>mfw that's me
>>146941375
Anon just please be normal.
>>146941839
Fuck you, love me for who i am
>>146935640who let you down?
>>146944631ArenaNet
>>146944631
Just someone who was real nice to me when I was at my wits end. Sometimes I just wonder 'what if?' S'all good now.
What is it with MMOs and attracting unstable people? It's as common as someone fucking you're mom on Xbox Live.
>>146945071
Welcome to the place where introverts are unrestrained.
>>146935640
Not to discount your perspective, but "what if" they weren't the ones, or at least the only ones, being complete retards?
i hope ur cute and comfy anon
>>146945385
Poor kid didn't understand boundaries. A damn shame. When they weren't pretending to be retarded they were top tier best bud material.
>>146946098
Care to elaborate on "pretending to be retarded"?
>>146945832
Always am Comf <3
>>146946597
Not that anon but I've encountered phenomenon similar to this. You can sometimes have normal conversations with 4chan people but they have bouts of going "hurr durr shitpost xDDDD" and don't know when to fucking stop or accept boundaries.
When you try to distance yourself or you attempt to leave or grow out of the stupid childish shitposting bouts that might have been guilty of yourself they get weird around you and its pathetic to watch someone who used to be your friend sperging out like a fucking moron on an MMO.
>>146946627
<3!
I may have to talk to the Hylek about their fashion statements. Sure, these may have a ceremonial purpose, but I can't go into town wearing them! Think of the people staring...
>>146950073
Aw, I'd like to see you smile anon. You lookkinda cutein those clothings. How goes your adventures among the Hylek?
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY DISABLE LEVELING EXPERIENCE IN THE FUCKING MISTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hi
When is ArenaNet going to revamp dungeon bosses? What I liked about GW1 dungeons was that each one had its own theme to it with its own major monster you're inhabiting the dungeon. The combat made them better and the bosses at the end were challenging, not soul crushing hard most of the time, but hard. You could also reach the end with any path you wanted and it wasn't always linear and straightforward. You could find treasure by scanning certain spots and were rewarded if you cleared the dungeon fully.
Why can't they just add a bonus reward for killing all non-summoned and endless monsters in a dungeon path? I thought ArenaNet also wanted to tweak the guild rewards at the end of dungeons but they never actually did that when they gave dungeons a gold reward years ago.
I like dungeons. Fractals are good too but when ArenaNet implemented the Fractals of the Mists years ago they did so with the intention of pumping out fast endgame content. The ONLY new fractal since then was Thaumanova. The others were living story dungeon parts.
Why can't ArenaNet see how nice of an investment new dungeons and fractals would be? It's certainly a lot better than just lopping off a great part of their game for a 2nd expansion. There weren't even new dungeons or dungeons added with HoT.
Why must this game be so behind? So many "innovations" with promises of growth yet they keep moving on to new ideas and abandoning old content.
>>146953242
>guild rewards at the end of dungeons
Meant to write gold rewards, woops
>>146950073
Can you stop fucking roleplaying in the goddamn thread you autistic rat fucks.
>>146953242
dude Arenanet has abandoned GW2
all they do is push out cash shop trash so they can make money for their next game
>>146954587
Definitely one of the futarats
>>146953970
Vae take your meds like a good boy and shut up
>>146953531
Honestly if we got guild rewards people might actually do dungeons. Imagine if we could actually steal some beds and shit from Cadeucus' place after finishing a path. It'd become so popular overnight.
YO HOW ABOUT THEM SICK OUTFIT AND GLIDER SKIN UPDATES???
THE NEXT EXPANSION IS PROBABLY A BIG GEMSTORE UPDATE LMAO WITH A LITTLE LS THROWN IN THERE. 2018 HEART OF THE DESERT $80 STANDARD EDITION EXPANSION HERE WE COME
>>146955163
>tiny futarat balls
>dreaming about cumshot comparable with mcharr
>>146959085
>tfw will never milk gae
>>146937449
Rev hands ruin everything
>>146959085
More like cumbersome and swollen from neglect. I wouldn't push your luck.
How many professions does one need to level to get to level 80?
>>146961509
all of them
THIS
SHIT
GAYM
IS
DEAD
AND
SO
ARE
YOU
INSIDE
>>146963554
yea so what
>>146962846
>tfw no fluffy femcharr gf
>doing fractal dailies since I missed reset yesterday
>finish Cliffside, warrior asks if anyone wants to do 100
>it's only me and him
>say that we'll have to find an opener since my level is only 99
>he suddenly leaves
>check LFG
>there's a 4/5 fractal 100 group
>snipe it from my own fractal lobby while he's stuck in loading screen from dropping group
>easiest 100 of my life
>30 minutes between posts
it's time to let go HOPE
>>146965903
No!!
>>146968649
what you want breh
>>146959417
>tfw gae milks youwith his mouth
>>146970404barb slut
Are there any npcs with batshit crazy stories out in the open world? Tavern rp isn't as interesting as I thought it would be.
Why don't people surrender and afk in spawn! So annoying.
this refers to when the enemy team CLEARLY will win, and is purely more skilled.
Yet, there is always that ONE person who doesn't want to quit. Why? Stop it. Might as well be Japs in this games cuz they will fit right in by not surrendering.
Things to consider by not surrendering a loss game:
-Waste of time (could be playing another game)
-Prolonging the game carries no extra points
-How does it benefit you at all by not quitting?
-You forget the objective is to hold the points, if you have 0, and enemy has 400, how are you still playing?
:l
yes i can just leave at anytime, but i want my points or item drops at the end.
>>146971998
maybe they enjoy the game and seeing how more skilled players play
let it go HOPE, let it go
>>146974150
fuck off
Can i kiss all HOPE fhd?
>>146976849
most of them, yes
>>146976849
no i am kissing them
>>146976849
I just took the last available HOPE fhd so you're out of luck
Which HOPE fhd will be easiest to steal?
which HOPE femsura will cook for me?
>>146979751
bru. Jeff is always erping with other fhds. She must get lonely.
>>146980460
I'm gonna steal bru
Brulent...
femcharr
Are salads only played by autists?
>>146988804
only autists play this game, pick any gender/race combo and I bet you its autistic
butt
>tfw your favorite weapon setup is only actually viable on one class
>they don't even use it because fucking kits kits kits
>>146989537
>warrior rifle feels great to shoot, especially the burst skill
>it'll never be good in anything ever
>>146988983
>tfw dros has been a bully lately
You literally have to have autism to play this game, especially to enjoy it unironically.
Nothing changes, except one feature maybe every six months. This rate of change is perfect for the proverbial autist, as it is equal to the rate at which he can adjust to new things.
>>146988983
>>146990456
put on the bully wig if you're gonna bully
>>146992673
That makes it the perfect game to just pick up and play some pvp.
I don't even know what pve looks like in this game. I think I did a dungeon one time and a maze thing once with my friends.
>>146971875
Why do femsura feet make my dick so hard?
Am I a degenerate?
>>146993062
No, it makes pvp stale as fuck, everyone uses the same builds, same skills, same strats because of how unchanging and static the game is.
>>146994437
Then use a different build and mix things up. Literally no one is stopping you.
>>146994662
Except the people using stronger builds that will literally stop you from winning
>>146994818
but they cant stop you from having fun!!!!!1playing the same mode for months does though
RIIIKKIIIIII!!
>>146980460
>>146980798
no ty
>>146995287Does jeff actually erp with other fhds or is it a meme
>>146995509
he does, but doesnt tell her
>>146995509it's a meme
>>146995635
wew
>>146994818
You can still use your own builds. You're not exactly fighting ESL players, so as long as your build makes sense and has some direction, then you are definitely not going to struggle pulling your weight for reasons besides being shit.
>>146995778
the real question is do you erp?
>>146996037
The erp irl. Brulent puts his penis inside of Jeff's vagina.
>>146995643
...HI RIKKI!
>>146996037
do you mean with strangers or with jeff
>>146996112
yes
>>146996210
Yes hi hello! I'm sorry but I need to conserve these screenshots for page 10
>>146994818
I can't use any meta builds because I don't have the expac and I am doing just fine.
is rikki capable of love?
>>146996496
what class are you using? and build? people complain about the core builds being weak to elite builds all the time so i'm interested
>>146996653
Just full damage Longbow/GS Ranger.
At least from what I can tell, literally every other ranger is using druid ability's and pets that you can't use in vanilla.
>>146997035
power survival ranger? i love that build honestly. one of the few ones that actually stands a chance against elite specs
Are mesmers good pve dps? Looking at fractals and raiding. Do I use a 2-hander? I also hear they are god-tier tanks.
>>146997035
and your rank?
>>146997885
Started like 3 days ago give or take.
>>146997153
It's so fun.
>>146998206
Quit while you still can. It's not too late yet.
>>146998206
not trying to tear you down, but you really are beating the retard ranks. everyone that can abuse game mechanics is much higher. most games feel 'balanced' when everyone is a shitter/newer to the game, but once you understand the combat systems or run into players that do, you will get trashed
>>146997841
Gimme some sweet, sweet (You)s
>>146998347
I'm not retarded. Not once has this game ever felt balanced, even way before the expansion came out.
>>146970745
R-really?Was it good?
>>146976849
Whisper me fhd "jeff vann"
>>146979859
There's the one rat who talks about entertaining people with porridge.
let's just cut to the chase and start posting tastefully censored porn
>>146999776
W-why would we do that?
>>146999841
why not?
>>147000008
My l-lewds are supposed to be private...!
>>146998206
>3 days
That was like a few hours for me kid.
>>147000216
No, it's your privates that are lewd!
>>147000265
Thats nice.
Is drosera even lewd anymore? or did he turn into a pure fag?
>>147000832
nah I gave up being pure
>>147000992
so i can make sweet love to korrli right now if i whisper you?
>>147001036
well I would have to be playing Korrli too, I've been playing femhuman more, and if I do play asura its my ele which is Comfii
>>147001145
but cumfii is gross and used up... i want korrli....
>>147001287
guess you gotta wait until I'm desperate enough to play rat necro
I am going to protect Oothier's purity..
Go away you gross smelly perv anons!
>>147001530
what the fuck!! but you just said you were an impure slut!!!
this is some bullshit, man!!
>>147001812
whoa whoa whoa, I said I gave up being pure
I just ERP casually instead of not at all/all the time
anyone in this thread wanna be my femcharr wife?
>>147001812
>being this demanding
I hope he never erps with you
>>147002106
yes
>>147002106
Whisper me Vuncia
>>147002287
>tfw vuncia will never be my wife
Please give me attention. I have no friends irl.
>>147002526
Yes Rikki, I will abide. I love you so much, please get all the attention now that Vuncia is gone.
>>147001812
Do not bully the Korrli rat.
*flop*
I kind of want to play WvW again
how fucked am I without the expansion?
>>147004434
Not very if you play Thief roamer or backline Ele / Necro.
I hate you.
You know who you are.
>>147004613
No. Care to explain?
>>147004167
cute
>>147004613
You cant stop me from taking brulent jeff
t. Mr. stealyogirl
>>147004701
Why are those cats so flat?
>>147004434
As long as you're zerging it really doesn't matter
>>147004613
>hates someone enough to shitpost
>doesn't hate them enough to namedrop them
lol, fucking betas.
>>147004830
they're just pudgy like this tengu!
If I namedropped you, then you would know who I am.
I hope you die.
>>147005382
Lusster...
>>147005382
but everyone dies
and i don't even know if i'm the one that you hate?
what if the person you hate doesn't even know someone hates them?
what if it's me and i don't know someone hates me?
how can they know?
>>147005382
Let's be real here, what's the point of telling someone you hate them when they don't know who hates them or whether it's actually them that is being hated?
>>147001530
>desperate
But necrorat is fun.
FEEL THE BERN
>>147004613
>>147005382
I hope you enjoy those (You)s
It's okay if you hate me. I'll wait until you're more open to the idea of four-person ERP, because I love you enough to give you space.
>>147005382
for (You)
Gae The Cunt
Fuck off faggot
I hate you so much
You know who you are
>>147008126
why
>>147008126
oh, it was that faggot?
well everyone hate's vae, why didn't you just say so to begin with?
>>147008327
No one hates Vae. It's just a meme like HOPE being unable to make good toons.
>>147008734
Vae was legit the second most annoying furfag after Jugg. Just because it's a "meme" doesn't make it false. I'm glad Vae fucked off.
Friend wants my to buy this game and play with him. Worth it? I come from WoW private servers
>>147008991
Don't buy it, just play the free version.
>>147008869
Calm down Faeeq
>>147009127
I'm not even Faeeq. What's your problem, why are you defending an asswipe?
Can I be a HOPE officer now? I mean, I must be as smart as Faeeq is if people keep confusing me with his sexy oiled abdominals.
>>147002106
here have that one
FUCK i wanna just rub my hard body all over his chiseled core
he's so fucking hot, i don't think i can resist him much longer
>>147009251
Is it how you remember it yet, Calsi?
I NEED him to fill my insides with his sweet cream
>>147009272
ign?
I WILL hate-fuck Calsi!
>>147009591
Got any more meme names of people that disliked Gae The Fuckre? Because I'm nowhere near the top.
>recently started playing
>see shitload of people with wings n shit
>google the wings
>mfw the crafting requirements
and people say Black Desert Online is a grindfest. GW2 has the shittiest grind crafting i ever seen
>>147010268
Sorry. Yozzil*
>>147010346
>be non-shit
>spend an hour in ranked pvp a day
>get ascended wings in 2-3 weeks
>>147011006
>1 hour
>every day
>still takes 2-3 weeks
jesus christ
Other games atleast allow you to directly go after it, not some passive daily reward bullshit
>>147010745
Don't namedrop me or my wife's son ever again.
>>147011209
Rikki had a baby?
>>147010346
the fuck you expect. GW2 is the most newcomer unfriendly MMO out there. It takes eternal to catch to to full ascended gear and those special backpacks.
They claim there is no gear grind and powergap, but its the worst in the entire genre. Thats why people just straight up buy Exotic and NEVER touch Raids/Fractals.
Rikki is a mommy!
i hope ur having a cute and comfy day/evening, anons c:
>>147011343
are you insane or just trolling
i thought you guys liked me :(((((
I want to help raise Rikki's son!
>>147011485
I like Vuncia, be Vuncia more.
Being barbed by Vae!
Consensual sex with Rikki!
Can we message anet and ask them to remove light envoy pants and tribal top from female asura.
>>147011481
hes right tho, full ascended gear is absolutely required for raids and 99% of the 3 fractal groups that form every 4 months. No chance to get in without, and getting full ascended takes months
>>147011771
>Do meta maps and acquire gold
>Craft a zerker set of ascended
>Buy trinkets from laurel and WvW vendor
+7 infusions in everything
????
>>147011767
there's no boob cones so it's fair game
>>147011767
you're a big baby diapey pooter, you know that right?
>>147011767
But she looks cute, anon...
>>147011767
Can you post sample ERP logs and cropped porn so I know what I'm getting into? Thanks.
i want to smell yozzil's stinky pantsu after a long hot day of dungeons!
>>147012375
boys don't wear pantsu
>>147013087
That's not what my mongolian cartoons say...
>>147013501
boku no pico is not an accurate representation of real life
>HOPE memeber gets caught shitposting about someone
HOPE coordinates shitposts to cover it up
>>147012296
Does this count?
>>147011343
Gear, although a stupid, arbitrary grind for ascended if one is going from scratch, is still quite honestly the easiest grind in mmos right now probably. There are far, far worse offenders. Unfortunately, it's like the only thing gw2 got right and they still fucked it literally 2 months after launch.
>>147015101
>from scratch
Oh wait shit. I forgot all the timegates. Yeah, this game is fucked haha. Still probably not worse than some of the other shit in mmos, though.
>>147013795
???
Issit true LS3 will come out mid-july
>>147015794
yes, it is true
>>147015794
No, it's coming out tomorrow
How do i date a cute HOPE femsura?
>>147016892
you kill the femsura and impress a femcharr with the corpse of the femsura
>>147016892
Whisper her overtly sexual things and violate her personal space.
How do I get a cute HOPE femcharr wife?
>>147017635
Whisper her overtly sexual things and violate her personal space.
>>147017635
You don't. Vuncia was the last wife-able femcharr to grace our wonderful guild
I want to brutally murder a scantily clad femsura and defile her corpse with steel wool.
How do I get relief officer lani as my slut wife?
>>147017635
>HOPE
>cute femcharrs
kek, thats like saying HOPE has good looking toons
I've killed femsura and I will kill again.
>>147019081
>toons
it will never be a meme no matter how hard you keep trying to make it one.
>all the decent looking HOPE m/femcharr left the guild
Guess I gotta join a furry guild now fuck.
Am I a cute femcharr?The answer is no
>TFW i cant stand my femsura waifu anymore
>>147020858
why
Am I a cute femcharr?The answer is yes
>>147021321
"she" looks like a gross freak desu, like a cheap grinch doll thats been heavily bleached
Would you rather sniff Jivia's poo bubbles orallow Vae back into HOPE
>>147021321
Vuncia is average. That's it. There's nothing outrageously special about her. gw2g is just obsessed with making things memes so they did.
>>147021321
the peak of perfect beauty, god why didnt she pick me
>>147021953
There isn't a single person in the world who would willingly join HOPE again
>>147022485
Newfag detected. You know nothing of her
>>147023245
Asshurt Vaefag detected. Truth hurts doesn't it, catfucker
>>147024403
I don't think he comes here anymore Anon
How do I score with a certain cute HOPE femsura without violating her personal space?
New(ish) player here. Are there any slutty armour/skins that you can get on the trading post cheap? Any recommendations?
>>147025142
need to know what race first
>>147025131
need to know which rat first
>>147025320
Just human, but I don't really have an issue creating another character in another race if I like the armour.
>>147025142
>human/norn/sylvari
scallywag, barbarian, gladiator, sneakthief, feathered, winged
>rat/cat
both male and female cats and rats have the male versions of any armor so whatever it looks like on a male norn/human/sylvari, that's what it'll look like on both male and female cats and rats
>>147025320
Which rat? U-umm... the brown one that likes to shitpost a lot....
Post yfw the thread isn't how you remember it
>>147025814
>>147025814
>>147025814
Have an old one.I've been here way too long.
>>147026482
le "abloobloobloo stop spamming my tumblr gw2g" faec
>>147025142
>>147025561
Thansk! Another question for anyone who is or has been in HOPE. Is it worth joining? There's a ton of meme-ing from people talking about them on here and its hard to tell what's serious and what isn't.
>>147027905
it's not as meme-y as the thread makes it out to be. that's what made me a bit apprehensive about joining in the first place. i'm glad i did though, made a lot of friends. word to the wise, guild chat tends to be on and off dead, most of the talking happens in the discord chat now
>>147027905
joining hope made me feel far better about how my toons look
>>147027905
if you want to be stalked and/or bullied out, go for it
>>147027905
What >>147028094 said.
It's pretty quiet at times, but definitely not bad by any means. Everyone's pretty friendly too, don't listen to shitposting.
>>147028094
This is relieving
>>147028434
Mine already look awesome tho
>>147028780
This is one of those comments that I can't tell if they are serious or not. People actually get stalked? Expand on this.
>>147029075
It's not uncommon for thread goers to have their personal information and social media linked in this thread. You can easily go into the archive and find plenty of examples.
Unfortunately it's not just a meme and HOPE has been involved far too many times over the years
>>147029532
effie is banned from HOPE though
>>147029789
if you weren't so new you'd know Effie wasn't the only one who did this kind of shit
>>147029532
only effie does that, and he was already kicked from HOPE
Postlogs
>>147029789
It's not just him. There are current and past members who have participated in it. Don't even try to damage control.
I'm not saying HOPE is a bad guild for it. You're going to have a few bad eggs no matter where you go. Just think twice about who you share sensitive information with. Common sense ya know?
>>147030039
chop chop drosera
>>147029532
>>147029789
>>147029928
>>147029936
>>147030060
Who did Effie dox?
>>147027905
>Possible HOPE fhd
If you do join make sure to whisper me so i can waifu you up
>>147030285
keggin
dylan
eristic
venomblade
he has a file on drosera
saved all of dindus collection of feet pics
tried to dox laya
the list goes on and on
>>147030409
yea that totally makes them want to join
>>147030409
desperate boys always make my cunny dry up
>when Dinny posts nudes
>all the cool people left HOPE and now its full of roneryfag weebs
>>147030409
>>147030565
wh..what does fhd stand for?
Also:
>>147029532
>>147029789
>>147029928
>>147029936
>>147030039
etc.
Is doxing still a problem?
>>147030962
Yes
>>147030962
its not a problem, the only people who get doxxed posted their own info freely
>>147031331
Classic HOPE damage control
>>147030962
fhd is female human daughter
the daughter part is supposed to be redundant, it doesnt have pedophilic meaning as far as I know, thats reserved for asura
>>147031524
>the daughter part is supposed to be redundant, it doesnt have pedophilic meaning
To be fair you said "as far as you know", HOWEVER:
Proud papas are extreme paedophiles whose sole purpose is to give their daughter their very first orgasm. They are not to be trusted.
lols
It's at this point I can't tell who is being serious and who is just being facetious
>>147031506
prove me wrong dipshit
>dylan uses his own name for his account and constantly tells people to add him on snapchat including effie
>keggin using his real name for his skype and adding people from the game including effie
>venomblade sharing his secret dickpic folder with effie
>eristic got hacked from a virus he downloaded from a youtube video,that effie probably sent him
>>147030449
Venomblade
Venomblade
Venomblade
Venomblade
>>147030962
>fhd
female human daughter
>doxing
yes, but as long as you're moderately careful you might be fine
>>147029928
>>147030060
ok? that doesn't change that effie is the biggest perpetrator. the thread and the game are his life for some reason. he gets off on being invasive.
>>147028094
>>147031524
>>147031638
Thirty posts later and I still have no idea who is serious.
>>147031945
it stands for female human daughter. it started as a meme from some guy who said it on the thread because both female and daughter together are redundant so now it just means all female humans and implies that most people who play female humans are men aka "proud papas"
>>147031724
So if I share a picture with a few buddies and one of them turns out to be retarded and spams it everywhere, I deserved it? n1 HOPE
>>147031945
ANON
It is as simple as this:
Be responsible for your shit and you can be sure that nobody will be doxxing you.
The guild HOPE has some chill people in there.
Basically just be yourself, be responsible, and have fun as you enjoy the game with good folk.
Do NOT trust proud papas or they WILL take your daughter's first orgasm.
>>147032241
too late
>FHD is female human daughter
>not fluffy high definition
Stop this meme right meow!
>>147032098
yea, what dont you comprehend? dont share shit with people you dont trust, why give out ANY personal information over a videogame?
>>147032476
>furries trying to force themselves into everything
fuck off
>>147032478
Your reasoning makes you sound like a stalker yourself. Post your name so I know who to avoid
>>147032092
>>147032152
Thanks Anon. Sorry for starting such a shitshow.
Changing the subject, any recommendations for armor/skins for my mesmer? Keep in mind I don't have a ton of gold.
>>147032628
she's cute the way she is c:
>>147032628
My recommendation is to look at the wardrobe (accessed via the bank) coz you can see all the in game armours and stuff there. It's rather useful when creating outfits and such.
>>147032707
hey, you read my mind, sorta.
>>147032628
with a toon that bad you will fit right in with hope
>>147032773
>mad cause kicked
;]
>>147032771
wtf... don't impersonate me....
>>147032968
I'll have to spank you if you keep being cheeky, anon.
>>147032476
>not fluffy horned daughter
>>147030962
make sure to post your fhd when you make it
>>147032883
wrong as always hopefag
nice try though, maybe one day your shitty guild will have a good looking toon
I want to fuckComf
hi im new to the game and currently playing the heart of thorns content on EU. does anyone have any suggestions about how to do this by myself? i am finding this extremely difficult on my end. i am a revenant and looking for any help. i would greatly appreciate it.
>>147033465
>no (You)
???
>>147030962
whisper me jeff vann if you're a cute fhd
>>147033465
now I can shitpost in discord too
>>147033465
>all except mexay and raziel
who the fuck are these people?
>>147034125Normies.
>>147033790
Is this a meme? I've been lurking for a little while and have seen this a ton.
>>147032628
>>147032707
Thanks!
>>147033416
I already posted and created the character a while back. I'm the mesmer.
>>147034261
Yah it is, anon. A lot of repetitive stuff is memes, some of them are cute, others are dank. But pretty much all of them have a history and a story to tell.
I hope you're enjoying mesmer btw c:
Cassandra Oleander...
>>147034663
Did she die?
Where is kittdai...
Cumfii...WAKE UP!
>>147035025
Dros did it...
How many people has Dros pump-and-dumped or korrupted?
>>147034553
I just couldn't tell if jeff was real, and really, really wanted some erp.
I played some pvp right before the expansion came out, and was put off because of the price. Now I'm back looking to get into it again, but with more pve, which was why I was asking about HOPE. I've had fun as mesmer, and was playing a glass cannon type build where I would shift away whenever I was about to die. Its been a little more boring with pve though.
>>147035584
Jeff is real - he has a gf now and they've been together for quite some time now. The meme is still around tho, as it goes.
Glass cannon is my preferred stat base and style too.
WTB a cute HOPE boy.
>>147035584
>he doesn't know about jeff "whisper me fhd" vann
how new r u
>>147036126
This shouldn't come as a surprise to you. I've posted like ten times about how I was new and looking for info.
>>147035520
It's a three digit number.
How much $$ would you kiss amcharron thelipsfor?
>>147036267
cba to scroll up familamadingdong
How much $$ would you kiss afemsuraon thegoochfor?
>>147036072
I am the cutest HOPE boy.
What do you want?
>>147036562
Report this man.
>>147036640
Please be my boyfriend.
>>147036786
who are you?
>>147036562
>>147036706
Stop same fagging Venom.
I'm glad Venomblade got kicked. Deserved that shit just like Dindu, Effie and Vae.
>>147036993
Vae stop talking about yourself.
>>147036892
Brulent
>>147036640
>thinking you're the cutest boy
That's me though
>>147037181
this is a lie.
If you want a cute boy you're going to have to be honest.
>>147037210
lol as if, buddy
cute boys playing cute femsuras c:
>>147036993
>these newfag thinking gae got kicked
he left on his own accord
cute girls playing cute femcharrs C:
>>147037465
cute girls like jeff vann play mhs though...
>>147037367
Sure am
>>147033718
please respond...
>>147037826
Take defensive traits!
>>147037826
hi anon, i agree with the other anon that you should trait for defensive bonuses and things that break stuns/give stabo when stun-locked, etc. I'm not a revenant player myself so I don't know any particular traits off the top of my head, but I think you will be able to find some.
I want to namedrop her...! Namedropping her is all I can think about anymore!
>>147038735
Do it
>>147039016
She'll hate me forever if she finds out... b-but I can't resist...!
Rikki Rikki Rikki Rikki Rikki Rikki Rikki! Notice me already Rikki!!
>>147036993
iirc venomblade got reinvited, three times, after he got banned for hacking as well
great officers you got there hope
I want to hack my way into venomblade's heart
>>147039472
kicked 3x, reinvited 2x
>>147036993
Dindu kicked for hacking
Effie kicked for creating drama in the thread and guild
Vae did not get kicked. Vae left willingly
Hey can you guys post pictures of your favorite thread waifus? Doesn't matter what race or who it is. I just need a few for something.Nothing malicious I swear.
>>147039257
anon...
I am the one, don't run your tongue
Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street
>>147039954
look for the SAB rat collage, that should be enough for your tribute
>>147038139
>>147037897
thank you so much. im really bad at figuring out what I do and sometimes I just wish I can be taught by someone. but you guys are awesome.
this is the character i made i hope she turned out well.
>>147040350
I need one of each race.
>>147040429
whisper me jeff vann when you're done
>>147040429
she looks qt anon, im happy to help c:
Jeff is...going to be a daddy!?
>>147040958
umm who is jeff vann?
>>147041114
thank you!
>>147041290
that's just anon memeing, jeff vann is my friend, he's the guy that is dating brulent.
>>147041462
umm, i don't know what a brulent is either..
>>147041290
me
jeff vann
whisper me if you're a fhd
>>147041712
that's the name of jeff's gf.
anyways, the important thing to know is that the other anon was just memeing.
I want to make beautiful meme children with Rexxie.
Brulent is going to be a daddy?
Jeff is pregnant?
>>147042123I don't want to have children yet (they'd take my attention away from you). I do want to meme with you, and meme often.
>>147012296
Why is this dog eating a dorito??
That can't be healthy...
>>147042371
its okay i used my water bottle to wet the dorito chip a lil bit to soften it up first so the dog could enjoy her noms cutely c:
>>147042429
I fed a chicken nugget to a chipmunk one time and tried to pet it. He took one bite of the nugget and threw it on the ground and bit my finger when i reached my hand down to touch him.
I bled and cried. I hate chipmunks
>>147042581
I want to protect your smile, anon.
>>147042581
He knew the quality of the food right away, that's nature for you.
>>147041885
oh thank you.
im not really good at memes. i'm kind of new to this whole thing and im a ditz so i can't figure out when people are messing with me.
>>147042880
you're sweet so it's a pleasure to help you out :)
>>147042880
shut up bitch. im gonna bully you if i ever see you posting again.
>>147042880
no seriously whisper me jeff vann ignore rexxie
whisper me FHD if ur a qt jeff vann
So new fractals and dungeons when?
>>147048559
Ugh.. entitled much? Why don't you support devs and buy new White Mantle outfit?
>>147048559
New fractalwas said to happen somewhere in 2016. New dungeons are still confirmed for never.
>>147048884
When they let me wear hats with my outfit in GW2 I'll consider it. GW1 is an 11 year old game on the same engine but older and it let me wear different hats with my outfit.
I'm just gonna let that sink in for you all.
>>147049664
Bring back attributes.
Traits fuck off.
>>147049725
>Hundreds of skills tied to attributes that are supported by runes and weapon mods
>90% of GW2 runes garbage
>GW2 still only has 4-5 of every type of skill, some had to be shoehorned in or removed from the game and replaced
>4 years in and most pressings have the build diversity of a paragon in GW1, barely
>Useless traits still clutter traitlines in GW2 as if you really have a choice between useless shit and OP shit
Keep talking. Maybe that would be a good idea wouldn't it?
>>147050278
>Pressings
Professions, Swype stop.
>>147050278
>autoattacks are OP spam instead of bad standalone DPS that was typed as a basic action separate from skill use
>myriad of unique scaling percentage reductions and increases to attack or movement speed all meatgrinded into homogenized paste for the boon/condition system
>threw in a token rogue class with invisibility for no reason except flavor
>DoTs can legitimately gib people from 100% HP
It's too late for serious renovation, honestly. The people who have played it are brain damaged to the point of comprehending nothing but what they have now. The best we could really hope for would be a condensing of the game's runes and sigils followed by a rework to the traits. It'd be much easier to just have a small pool of powerful traits that can be selected freely for inclusion into a player's 5-slot trait bar or something--like traits as utility skills sort of thing. We might as well go so far considering it's quite easy to imagine all of the viable options for any given class included comfortably within only a single (maybe two) trait line(s). Just throw them into a tiny pool and limit the issues with opportunity cost and by tying them to specific active skills instead of just having them go off on crits, dodges, CC or other generic actions that everyone fucking does at any given moment.
Been away for a long time. Did they fix mesmers to be fun again yet? I remember when I lost interest, they were currently in the process of nerfing everything fun about mesmers.
glider and outfit patch when? I only play to spend my mcdonald bux on those
>>147051962
Mesmers are still the same as they've ever been. Numbers are higher now, a bunch of skills now inflict extra conditions, elite spec lets you press the same buttons more often. PvE = boon bitch. PvP = condi spam.
>>147030830
>doesn't link or share
that's some weak-ass shit
i hope ur having a cute and comfy day/evening, anons
>>147054067
she deleted them after she posted them
barb
>>147056168
>no one saved them
weak
ass
shit
>>147057728
put it under flufftail
i'm going to bounce on lani's futa cock!
Starting as a newfag in this game is cruel
You get to 80 fast as fuck and then just get overwhelmed.
I looked through all the achievements and their rewards, there is like a billion things, then there is the HoT content, i have no idea how fractors or dungeons work or how to get into them, let alone raids.
Then you have the reward tracks, and the worst of all, ascended items. I have no fucking idea how to get them
>>147061954
Google.
>>147061954
whoa slow down
>>147061954
Type /wiki into your chatbox, followed by whatever you want to know about.
You're welcome.
>>147061954
... Did you use your 80 booster? The trip to 80 isn't /that/ fast and you get snippets of info from the level-up rewards.
is it living story time yet
what the fuck does it even mean to be someone's femcharr wife ? is it some kind of dedicated ERP thing or what ?
>>147068041
what you and your waifu do is between you and her, whether it's just comfy game things or erp
>tfw no femcharr wife
>tfw no veiny barbed knotted hyper horsecock futacharr wife
How do I get erp from thread femsuras
>tfw all HOPE fhd are taken
>>147069162
go cuck Riathen
Rikki in 2k is coming as soon as I can figure out why the screen goes black when I launch the game
>>147070147
your graphics card doesn't support it dumbass
ratfags i swear man...
>>147070240
oh yeah, forgot to install that. Thanks anon! 2 weeks to 2k then
>tfw no buttslut femcharr wife, refusing to start her day without morning barbing
>tfw no femcharr wife to have a great, huge wedding ceremony, and her entire family and mine attending to watch us join in holy union
>tfw no lithe femcharr waifu to cuddle with
Who in HOPE erp's?
>>147075271
rikki
>>147075309
you wish
>>147071903
>Literal pedophile judging gw2g
He just incriminated himself to something worse than shitposting.
>>147077184
You're all pedophiles though fucking lel
>>147078014
D'aww Aktium did I strike a nerve?
Only pedophile I see is him because he admitted it.
There's no proof that anyone else is.
>>147039257
The thread just isn't the way I remember it you guys
>>147039257
hi h i
>>147079410
You weren't here long enough to remember when it was good so I don't see what you're sad about
>>147079562
hi rikki!
>>147079778
oi wassit doin?
>>147079562
Fixed your image rikki
>>147079095
>w-we're only pretending to be retarded
>i-it's just shitposting, honest guys!!!
lmfao hope
>>147079979
Get out frog man, get out!
What's the best way of grinding HoT masteries?
>bumping a dead thread with shitposting
Is this the lastest HOPE meme?
>>147082582
how new are you?
>hope still hasnt posted a good toon
is the newest HOPE meme
>>147080612
>hope
jesus christ you guys are pathetic with how much you want to blame HOPE for everything
not in either of your cancer guilds, but admitting you jack off to toddlers is pretty retarded
>>147082967
have some dank toons
>>147082442
Hi Riikkiii!
>>147083242
Yes hello how are you? Are you well? Are you my friend?
typical HOPEfag shitpost s m h
>>147080612
>implying hope cares about fun
everyone knows by now that FUN is obsessed with shitposting about HOPE, being furries, and a dead guild
meanwhile HOPE is obsessed with posting their characters, being an alive guild, and actually completing raids
>>147083137
>Toon
STOP
>>147083506
shut up HOPEfag
>>147083607
>FUN still hasnt beaten wing 3
jesus christ...
swamp rat out on the town
>>147083445
I'm... I want to be more than friends...
>>147083935
yea its sad, it makes sense the only thing they have left now is to try and shitpost about HOPE for replies, but its still really, really sad
>>147083935
FUN is literally dead
All.
All of my what
>>147075271
Almost everyone
>>147084402
delete this
>>147084402
please delete this
give me the barb
>>147084402
its people using the game to self-insert themselves as asura, then getting someone who is garbage at drawing asura and good at drawing humans do a commision for them
>>147082478
the meta events on the HoT maps
>>147082967
>the newest HOPE meme
no it isn't. it's the same loser fuck who shitposted about it and wouldn't post his own character so he pretended to be retarded. then he kept posting about it hoping someone would latch onto it and only two or three people did
>>147085068
that loser is in HOPE
see >>147033465
>>147084402
this is actually terrifying
>>147084402
Delete. Replace with kappa.
>>147085253
>no (You) from being replied to
thats just some HOPEfag backing up an anonymous shitposter for shits and giggles, the actual anon isn't in HOPE
>>147084852
Which one, friendolino?
>someone shitposts about HOPE
>massive damage control from HOPE
works everytime
>>147086024
Psstim not from hope
Rikki.......
>>147085820
auric basin is my experience has always been the easiest one to navigate. if you have a few laurels and cba to turn your gold to gems, get some of the xp boosters from a laurel vendor to help
>>147086024
You fucking slut you must be hungry for those (You)'s.
God I bet it makes your little panties wet when you see all those replies on your post...
>>147085492
you cant prove that
does rikki erp? why not? its hot and fun as fuck
>>147086780
I don't have to, you can just look at his picture
he obviously has some sort of script that will pick up when posts get replies as you can see from the post chain, but theres no (You) on the post he replied to
which he implied was him, but it's obviously not
jugg kill yourself
>>147086024
>shitpost about X
>X replies
whats it like being in 1st grade lol
Riikkiii......iiIIIi......
>>147087338
lol wth stop
>>147087640
I'm going to feed Lani's moa while she's on vacation!
>>147087640
so squinty ////
>>147087452
FINE! T~T... You're so mean, anyway...!
>>147088076
thx bb ily
>>147087174
tfw no femcharr gf
>>147087338
>>147086587
>>147083242
>>147075309
>>147039257
https://youtu.be/vUsnJ9jlwns
missed a few
>>147086730
Hmm... I got no problems on the boosters, got plenty, used to farm Black Lion keys back in the day, so I will probably die of my cancer before I use them all.
Cheers, senpai.
this general cant even do 17 more shitposts to finish the thread
>>147092685
>that hanging emptiness when the camera zooms out
>Colin's face at the very end
kek
>mfw keeping this thread alive for a few more moments
If you could have a threesome with any two femsuras in Tyria, with the stipulation that their names had to rhyme, who would you choose?
>>147093516
Boppsi and Floppsi
>>147093516
Calsi and... Valsi?
hope cant even shitpost for another 9 posts
can effie kill himself already
>>147088198
>Rikki turns down her #1 fan
>thread dies
Hey /vg/ whats the best way to make gold? Im assuming world bosses and fractal dailies?
Also what's everyone doing to keep themselves busy?
>>147095949
Your art is getting better
I'm busy playing other games
>>147095606
seriously, he wont quit asking me to talk to him
its like, damn, I got shit to do son
>>147095606
Shut up nerd
>>147096363
>>147096363
>>147096363
fresh bread
I'm putting in the last nail.