Ghost Food Edition
Previous timeline: >>146828719
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
xth for flowey
I love this goat
>>146862731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eISzv8Ry45U
Reminder
WHO WOULD YOU MAIN IN JET SET UNDERGROUND
>>146862731
I like this edition.
Nth for robots
>>146862565
Must've been with a different anon.
I just want you to be safe.
Alphys vore when?
Nth for motivating all the other brothers to live long, happy lives, for the lovely goat lady if no one else
It's what she would have wanted
cute goats!!
>>146862731
this is a nice edition.
>>146862878
i mean, if you want, i'm not gonna stop you.
>>146862890
You just got new Alphys vore yesterday, anon.
>>146862943
>just the other momfags
Why are momfags so culty and why do they hate all the other characterfags so much?
/utg/ What are your reasons for living?
nth for robeless Toriel
>>146863105
Not dying.
>>146863105
Good food
Good friends
Good times
>>146863105
To observe everything.
Reminder that charrator isalmostcanon.http://determinators.tumblr.com/post/143284030397/greetings-uh-so-ive-been-working-on-this
>>146862801
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK-tVTsSKpw
>>146863105
It is my duty.
>>146863156
>>146863105
I can't be arsed to kill myself.
I want to, but my motivations just aren't good enough.
Don't worry, I'll get there.
I wonder who would be who in an SBR and Undertale crossover.
Frisk as Johnny and Asriel as Gyro are a given, but who would be the supporting cast?
>>146863250
This for me as well. I want to see how everything turns out. I wish time wasn't such an issue.
>>146863105
death by glamour's drop
that is literally the only reason why im alive
oh and probably food, that too
>>146863305
>>146863156
>>146863225
this
>>146862731
I don't want to eat the ghost.
I want to be eaten by the ghost. Any ghost.
Mettaton only as long as he's still in his ghost form though.
>>146863056
We don't hate the other characterfags, it's just thatthere was a brother talking about how he thinks he should kill himself last thread
As for the cult business, well it's justfun
>>146863287I like the idea of Charrator.
It really adds more character to Chara.
Good morning /utg/, I love you!
>>146863527
>more
To be fair, Chara was already on Gaster's level of non-character. It's not hard to add more.
>>146863412
You can prohibit the booby, but you can't prohibit me from death.
Not even Toriel could be that cruel.
>>146863056
>why are momfags so culty
Becauseall goats are for.WORSHIP
sans
The little goat is lovely and made for protecting.
>>146863713
I don't worship my goat, I just want him to be happy
>>146863473
Ghosts are for smooches only.
>>146863615
DO NOT
How is she supposed to hug you if you're dead?
How is she supposed to keep you warm and happy in the winter?
How is she supposed to teach you how to cook?
How is she supposed to tell you everything will be alright?and how are you supposed to do the same for her when she needs you most?
>>146863713
But aren't goats usually used for sacrifices? Or is WORSHIP some sort of ass-backwards satanism where you sacrifice yourselves for goats?
>>146863834
I wish I was little and lovely and made for protecting
>>146863795
Sans and Frisk giving Papyrus a lovely surprise!
>>146863894
Didn't the /utg/ steam group organize a ritual suicide for the edgegoat?
>>146863713
No, Asriel is for hugs and being friends with.
>>146863013
Yeah, I know. That doesn't mean I don't want more.
>>146863835
>>146864067
That is legitimate.
>>146863894
Self-sacrifice is also legitimate.
>>146864016
what is going on in this picture exactly?
>>146864067
I wish I was for hugs and being friends with
>>146863931
You are lovely.
>>146864127
Who invited you Asvore?
>>146864157
Frisk and Sans cooking a sick Papyrus spaghetti?
I don't see what else it could look like.
>>146863834
he sure is.
>>146864016
isnt that the AU where everyone wants to fuck Frisk or something?
>>146864063I read an article recently where some girls tried to kill a friend as a sacrifice for Slenderman.
Can you imagine seeing fucking Undertale in your daily news because some guys in your city sacrificed a person to this fictional gote monster?
>>146864063
>/utg/ steam group
That sounds terrible.
>>146864127
Oh, hi, Asvore.
>>146864272
Those two girls are complete nutcases.
/x/ loves them
>>146864248
No.
An AU like that even exists?
>>146864240
there seems to be some dark undertones and im not sure i like it
>>146864226
I'm always invited where there's dinner's to be had.
>>146864289
'sup anon
>>146864157
iirc it's some weird AU where all the monsters have to take drugs to stop themselves from raping frisk
>>146864272
>mfw we get the hack arrested
>>146862756
flowey!
>>146864016
Why does Sans have razor-sharp teeth? Why is Papyrus dying?
>>146864272
Oh my god. Why do they even like Slenderman enough to kill for? Did they think he was real? What did they think sacrifice would do?
>>146864387
He wouldn't get arrested over something like that.
He would get some weird publicity for it though.
>>146864383
It isn't. What makes you think that?
>>146864383
wow, AUs will never not be garbage
>>146864063
>Didn't the /utg/ steam group organize a ritual suicide for the edgegoat?
Why are gotefags so fucking terrible?
>>146864469
The same reason people here want to kill themselves in loving WORSHIP
>>146864469
They're teenagers, and thus retarded
>>146864482
I remember it being posted here before
maybe that was something else
>>146864469They thought he was real and lived in this mansion in the woods. Sacrificing the friend would give them access to it, I think.
>>146864360
Really?
You're not going to suggest something like "the spaghetti was drugged" or "Sans got lazy and used expired ingredients", are you?
>>146864609
What made them think that and why would he live in a mansion? That's just silly. Were they high and suggestible? Did someone get them to do it?
>going through the writebin
>find a Mettaton/Alphys fapfic
>read through it
>At one point Mettaton reveals he has 2 robococks
I'm not sure how to feel about that.
>>146864778
the only thing im suggesting here is that you get these trash AUs outta my face
>>146864817
Not that fella, but as terrible as that is, it's kinda funny. In a pathetic way.
Like, really, what convinces you to do that kinda stuff?Or who, might be a better question, I wanna meet that sick fuck.
>>146864905
>>146864905
Alphys designed him according to reptilian standards.
>>146865005FUCK YOU I WAS ABOUT TO POST THAT
>>146864905
unsurprised
>>146865050
step up senpai
>>146864985
It was all just a prank.
Also I think at least one of them was mentaly ill
>>146864157
http://foxy-sierra.deviantart.com/art/predatorAU-pg-83-595072825
I don't know what's going on. I don't want to know. There's the next page, though. Maybe it'll show some context
>>146865257
Chill
>>146865005
>>146865050
I mean, I'm a botfag and found it kinky but it's still weird.
>>146864360
>>146864460
just looked it up and it's from that AU where everyone wants to eat frisk
>>146865281
Already doing.
>>146864905
>>146865285
Wouldn't a turkey baster filled with cum lube count as a robo-dick?
>>146862860
>Implying The Blookster would look as gay as Mettaton
why is there undertale music in the internal soundfiles for Starbound
the fuck
>>146865453
Shy gay is cutest gay
>>146865363
This is absolutely disgusting.Royal privilege and all.
>>146865263
>they turn into dragons with glowing eyes
i dont get it, sans and papyrus are already so cool
>>146865363
i dont know if thats worse or better
>>146865453
>implying he wouldn't
>>146865584
>thought the poster was a bag of doritoes
Would napstablook be a weeb nerd if he got a body?
>wake up from sleep
>crybleat is kill
Press F to pay respects, goodbye you magnificent Singaporean bastard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3Xz-s0xT50
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
>>146865743
>being sad over a pedophile killing himself
Why though?
>>146865729
Nah, Mettaton would probably make sure his body is at least a little fab.
>>146865814
I want to cum insidenobody
because undertale is not for sexual
>>146865729
i think he'd wear nice button up shirts, thats just me though
>>146865818
>pedophile
>>146865978
He drew and got off to children in sexual situations.
>>146865978
don't respond, it's that shitposter
Wait, is Cry actually dead, or are people just shitposting
>>146866156
He deleted his tumblr and "wants to disappear". That's all we know.
>>146866156
Not deceased, but people think he's stopped doing things online, I think.
>>146866156
4 little indians left, anon
>>146865975
>>146865729
They were part of the "anime friends" button pack on Fangamer, so I can see the weeby accusations, but they'd be the least weeb of everyone there.
Friendly reminder that Sans is for bad touching
>>146866361
Why did it have to be cry and not frick?
>>146866361
croc is still here being an annoying cuck
>>146866361
Skull still does UT stuff, he just doesn't post it here anymore.
>>146866391
This is what you mean, yes? (Spoiler imaged to protect others)
>>146866361
rest in peace skull
>>146866372
that outfit looks good too, i'd definitely picture him in just casual stuff
>>146866461
Maybe if we force frick to take drawing lessons, he can be our new Cry?
>>146865896
>that spoiler
>implying
>>146866361
Wait, what happened to Motif?
>>146866361
Why can't the annoying ones die instead?
>>146866674
Because we deserve them
>>146863887
I don't plan to.It would be irresponsible to try and do something I can't instead of letting someone else do it.
>>146866591
I mean, it's not like he's that bad
>>146866361
So the only good people left are Pumpkin andDoogle
>>146866361
I'm glad Frick is still here at least.
>>146866591
>frick
>bad
stop this meme already
>>146864521
You can't be terrible if you're dead!
>>146866971
Nice try frick
>>146866742
I don't know what to think of that, but I suppose it's good that you aren't planning on killing yourselfplease don't do anything to hurt yourself or ask someone else to do itI'd miss you
>>146867125
you dont produce content, catfucker.
>>146867262
He does, it just ends up on his cat's face.
Void~
I'm posting cute and no one can stop me
>>146866921
>>146866971
Frick stop samefagging
>>146867262How do you know I don't?
>>146867448
You don't post content here.
>>146867546Again, how do you know I don't?
>>146864358
Yes, yes it does, everyone has some weird pedo disease or something and they drink pills to repress it.
>>146867580
Stop lying
>no goatbro
you can tell frick isnt samefagging about him being good because even frick knows his content is garbage
>>146867417
>>146865743
truly a human bean i will miss
>>146865978
dont reply, he did this the entire last thread
>>146867580
Been here since Feb and I've never seen you post actual content. Stop bullshitting.
>tfw no monster family and friends to go shopping with
>>146867689Well, you're right in that I don't produce "real" content, just shitty edits made in GIMPBut hypothetically
>>146867797
If I were a drawfag, why would I want to identify myself while posting my draw stuff?
>>146867867
VR will be a thing someday. Then you can go virtual shopping with your goat family
>>146867867
i'd probably just chill with sans or jester at their stores desu
>>146863287
I need more Charrator pics. A dump of them would be nice
>>146867953
Yeah, "if".
>>146867774
>>146863105
Flyan
Friends
Flyan with friendsSpecially with the one I made in this thread
>>146863105
Family and the potential of a better life
As long as I have those two I'm gonna be staying here
>>146868081
>>146867953
Not that fella, but if shitty edits were considered "content", then that would make me a contentfag, now wouldn't it?
>>146863105
i dont think i have one
>>146868145
I've written 3 stories which are in the writebin, made a number of shitty drawings for those art challenges and i've done a large amount of edits that are still used from time to time
am I a contentfag?
Lovely little monster.
>>146868531
yes
>>146868339
>>146866361
>>146866515
I only took a break.
>>146868587
gross
>>146868640
>say that in my face
What did they mean by this?
>>146868640
Couldn't find these in a single image, so sorry about the triple post
>>146868714
take a permanent one
Post your headcanonsAll six souls had powers based on their attribute, like how Frisk can stop time due to her determination. Only difference is none of their powers can reverse death
>>146868849
Post it in imgur
>>146868849
>>146868838
vore
>>146869024
fuck it, source:
http://huilizen.tumblr.com/post/136045849901/imagine-though-chara-the-weeb-shipper-reupload
>>146868406
baby bones?
>>146868976monsters need to be physically present for humans to do magic. Not right next to them, but the barrier blocked them enough that magic faded away for a time one the surface, likely causing the collapse of whatever society imprisoned the monsters
>>146869221
It's not vore until you swallow.
>>146869230
Baby lizard!
>>146868545
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xZ9uodawZn
>when sans challenges you to a death race
>>146869332
Why can't you get better? I can maybe tell what's going on.
>>146868976
Alphys skitters around on all fours when she's nervous. She also does that thing desert lizards do where they only stand on two legs and quickly change back and forth.
>>146869332
Oh boy!
i want to touch charas butt hole.
Would you play with Flowe Y/N?
>>146868976
Alphyscan squirt blood from her eyes like those desert lizards
>>146868976Asgore is a father figure to Frisk and regularly hangs out with them and the rest of the main cast. Toriel and Asgore don't get back together but they both come to an understanding of what happened and are at least friendly towards each other.
>>146868976
The orb in waterfall was the only possible way to save Asriel.
When we force frick into art classes can we also force him into training to be a better person
>>146869898
How about we just force him off a cliff?
>>146868976
sans and asgore are roomies post TP
>>146869697Alphys squirting blood with "Wake me up" at full volume!
>>146869937
Why do you always insist on easy mode
>>146869898
does frick even come here since he got a girlfriend
>>146868976
asriel is saved by friskor alternatively is brought to the surface and becomes frisk's asshole flower roommate. either one's good with me
>>146870067
he's been with her since february or march i think
>>146870067
No not really. He used to be the loudspeaker of /utg/ and the queen of IRC.
>>146868145
Who's this meant to be? I thought Papyrus because of the scarf, but I can't help but think of Gaster.
So why is Flowey always painted as a bad guy in art where he's brought to the surface? Can't he just as well be a nice guy?
>>146870567
He can't feel sympathy or empathy etc.
>>146870532
is baby Papyrus
>>146870567
He does seem to clean up his act after the TP ending. Guess its like a relapse
>>146869440
>>146869440
>>146869440
So why isChara always painted as a bad guy in art where he's brought to the surface? Can't he just as well be a nice guy?
>>146870532
It is obviously Papyrus responding to Gaster. Look closely at the fonts.
>>146870567
I've never seen that, most of the time he's painted as a dick but not really as a bad guy.
>>146870668
He was a nice guy to the monsters underground at one point though.
>>146870678
Figured it was for plots and stuff.
>>146870567
Sometimes he's comedic relief and tortured "stop being nice to meeee!" flower.
>>146870678
Alright thanks.
>>146870172
frick still comes here
you can pretty much instantly tell it's him because his drawings all have date/time in the filename
and if he's not posting pictures he's shitposting about being furry trash
So why is Frisk always painted as a nice guy in art where he's brought to the surface? Can't he just as well be a bad guy?
>>146870856
To get to the surface in TP they have to be nice to everyone in the underground.
>>146870759
That's what I mean, he's always angry as fuck and mean, I know he can't love but he can still be nice.
>>146870824
Thought as much, thanks anon.
>>146870567
He should've been destroyed after becoming a flower again, but I don't want to get the Asriel/Flowey apologists riled up so I'll leave it at that.
>>146870567
Probably because of secondaries who never played the game.
That and people who skip what he has to say when you boot up the game after TP ending.
So why is Woshua always painted as a clean guy in art where he's brought to the surface? Can't he just as well be an unclean guy?
>>146871131
>implying
>>146871000
Edgy
>>146870987
He doesn't have intrinsic motivation to be nice, there's not much of a reason for him to go that route. I could see him not being murderous in fear of backlash/maybe retaining an intellectual opposition to it but he simply can't empathize with people.
I think the "kinda a dick but not evil" interpretation is a good midway.
>>146871000
ok buddy
Look guys
New meme!
>>146871000
This has nothing to do with what I asked. Nice trips though.
>>146871080
I thought so, thanks for the insight.
>>146869316
A little comfy mouthplay never hurt nobody, right?
>>146870856
>>146870941
This, but I just had a thought: If you do geno THEN a TP, the last moment of the game changes so that it displays Chara instead. I don't think I've seen any art expanding on that apart from that moment itself, nothing beyond it. Any art of Chara I've seen on the surface has them with Frisk or something. Huh.
>>146871000
Fuck off Skull
>>146870856
I've read a couple comics where Frisk has post-genocide guilt but no one knows about it (but Sans, because Sans is time police)
>>146870856
where are the stories and artwork of asshole pacifist Frisk that got through the underground by insulting and beating all the monsters into submission
a hyperactive, moody brat that knows not to kill anyone but enjoys intimidating and bullying the monsters
>>146871245
As long as you don't get too close to the teeth.
>>146871201
It's alright and I find it rather funny myself but he has no reason to be a dick either. I feel like he'd be the most neutral character post TP.
>>146871317
That's because Chara just murders everyone.
>>146871419
Yeah but I've seen nothing like that of them doing it outside of the Underground
>>146871317
The concept of making different characters interact with each other is fun but I agree, the idea that Frisk sneaks up a demon to the surface that gets loose after everyone's been settled seems almost untouched.
>>146871374
don't forgettaking two monster candies
>there are faggots that like Asriel and Chara in here despite both of them being mass murdering pieces of shit
Literally why?
>>146871576
>asriel
>murdering anyone
nice meme
>>146871576
because it's the year e^7.60887062919 and it's ok to be a faggot
>>146871501
Because it's boring since everyone draws them doing that underground anyway.
>>146871501
>Post-Geno-TP
>Toriel leaves pie on the floor and closes the door
>As she walks to leave, the door creaks back open
>She turns to see Frisk walk out, knife in hand and a smile on their face
I want this to be a thing now. Thanks
>>146871643
>Asriel isn't Flowey
play the game
>>146871576
Not canon.
reminder to not take the bait
Post cuteplease.
>>146871793
seriously, why do people respond to that guy every single time
>>146871793
I prefer outbaiting the baiters.
>>146871827
Ok
>>146871698
I'm sorry but in the end, no one died from flowey in the timeline you are playing on. I know it looks like water but you shouldn't drink bleach, it kills the few brain cells that were left in that head of yours
>>146870067
im still here
regrettably
>>146871827
>>146871827
See this is how I know i'm a faggot, because I find big burly dudes with beards being happy to be the cutest thing in the world
>>146871827
got you
>>146871827
cute floppy ears!
>>146871827
Sure
>>146871827
>>146872197
DELETE THIS
>>146872032
This is a really really ugly picture
>you'll never fall asleep next to a disinterested flowey
>>146871675
Yeah it might be, but I think it'd just take the right creative know-how. Besides, it wouldn't have to be very exciting. I'm just surprised that I've not seen even one story or picture about it. And like >>146871548 said, it's untouched. I may be seeing potential because I feel as if I've struck untouched oil.
Also sorry for the late reply. I was trying to type this all out during vidya deaths.
>>146871695
>Frisk picking them off 1 by 1 without raising any suspicion on themselves.
>>146872197
How many anons do you think have gotten buried under that layer of fat?
>>146872412
all of them
>>146872375
>Frisk finally being able to kill Alphys
>>146872412
Please, don't remind me. That greentext never existed
does anyone have that picture of all the AU versions of sans
>>146871827
>>146871827
>you will never be there to congratulate tori on her first successful pie
>you will never see the pride and relief crash onto her after dozens on failures
Post funny
>>146872412
>>146872481
No no screw you not this again
>>146872645
How many people do you think tried to hit on Toriel once she reached the surface?
What main character and their fans are the worst and should be purged from /utg/?
>>146872330
>you will never have a weird flower friend
Does anyone know the source for this?
>>146871695
>>146872375
Now I really want a whodunit styled story of soulless TP Frisk picking everyone off at the third biweekly Dreemurr family sleepover.
>>146872782
(you)
>>146872645
ok, anon
i won't go on with it
>>146872782
Chara- and dadfags.
Even if mom-, asriel- and botfags get weird all the time I keep finding the way they're weird funny.
But these people are not.Except asvore.
So someone finally made a horrortale Asgore, its okay I guess
>>146872992
>dadfags
oh fuck off we aren't even that bad 95% of the time. Asrielfags are way more cancer just because of the sheer numbers.
>>146872782
Falseflaggers
>>146872481
At the same time?
Boy, he'd get super distended. It must have been cramped in there.
>>146873092
what in the everliving fuck is that
>>146872992
I'm moved to tears, but please let me keep Texas dadfag and Doogle at the very least.
>>146873139
If Asgore and baphomet had a kid I guess
>>146873191
>wanting to keep me
I don't understand
>>146873092
That Asgore is a bit busy.
>>146872992
>dadfags
Fuckkk youuuu
>>146873092
There are way more asrielfags than dadfags, yet people dislike dadfags more.So basically in terms of ratio, dadfags are the most cancerous and hated characterfags by far and its not my opinion, its a fact
>>146872782
why this picture always ask such bad questions
you stop that
>>146871827
There you go
>>146873404
Most of the dadfag hate is a meme or a vocal minority going by those polls that people take.
>>146873351
Yeah I don't really like the design myself but I thought someone might
>>146873431
>>146872782
this, stop using one of my favourite artists to shitpost
better yet stop shitposting
>>146873338
>first response
I kinda wanna see Rule 34 of them now.Though edge x Baphomet might make more sense.
>second response
I don't want you to be purged, is all.
>>146873643
>Most of the dadfag hate is a meme or a vocal minority going by those polls that people take
Yeah keep telling yourself that you are just proving my point even further
>>146873191
>>146873383
>>146873092
>being this asspained because one guy said he didn't like you that much
you're not helping your case here
Oh shit did I miss contentfag bullying hours
Posting worst goat
Omega Flowey is the cutest nerd in the game
>>146873872
They've long since gone and ruined their name.
They probably know there's no saving it.
>>146873712
Bahpomant is one of my favorite demon designs desu. I wish that picture looked better and more like him
>>146873860
>>146873872
Well whatever I know i'm not leaving anytime soon so its a pointless debate started by someone just shit posting anyways.
>>146873414
kek
I think Asriel is the worst character in the game.
Sometimes I samefag and pretend in my head that the post I'm replying to is a different person so I feel less lonely
>>146874140
>not Snowdrake
Shit taste
>>146874013
>expire
English be hard.
>>146872584
>Tfw you will never have friends like this
>Tfw those multiplayer based games will sit forever collecting dust on your shelf because you have nobody to play them with and it gets boring playing them alone
>Tfw you will never buy a board game to play with friends
>Tfw you will never sit down with your friends and have a good game of something
>Tfw you will never play monopoly
>Tfw when you will never share your music taste with friends and banter over how bad your taste is
>Tfw you will never hug papyrus/sans/asriel/toriel/asgore/burgerpants/nice cream guy/undyne/monster kid
Why even live?
>>146874147
>>146874147
you can reply to me if you want to
just kidding i'm still you
Fucking gay
>>146874140
I think he's the second worstif I say who the worst is his fans are just going to spam himno it's not chara
So we all agree Charafags are the worst, followed up by Dadfags, followed up by Asrielfags, and then followed up by Momfags.
Who are the fifth worst characterfags then?
>>146874147
Why don't you kill yourself and pretend it's someone else killing you
>ywn make frick kill himself
>ywn make mspg kill himself
>>146874147
>>146874343
>>146874363
>>146874454
Stop samefagging
>>146874147
Oh, poor anon...here, come snuggle with me, I'll help you feel less lonely
>>146874415
Yeah I agree, Mettaton is pretty much the worst character.
>>146874415
Just say it and confirm what every already knows you pussy
>>146874440
better question: who cares?
You're all just memes.
>>146874440
I'm not a dadfag and even I recognise you have shit taste.
>>146874147
Are you me?
>>146874475
KYS, MSPG is the fucking greatest.
>>146874457
>Genocide route with all monsters as kids
>>146874520
T-Thanks anon, I would like that...
>>146874415Asgore? Dadfags always respond when someone complains about him, though personally I'm neutral to him.
>>146874612
Nice proxy Burgerpants
>>146874440
im gonna go with fishfags, not nearly as cancerous as chara/dad/asriel/momfags but still up there
>>146874680
Yes, there we go...nuzzle up close, okay? I don't want you getting lonely again. That's a good anon...
>>146874673
Fuck off frick/mspg
>>146874675
I think we've all forgotten the true victim of Undertale.The snail you made burst into flames
>>146874612
nah he's great
>>146874735monster kid
>>146874612
>>146874735
i hate botfags when they bully burgerpants, but the robot is a nice character with a nice fanbase
>>146874931
>spoiler
acceptable
>>146874931
Him?Hardly anyone here likes him.
>>146874673
>MSPG
>greatest
kek, good joke
even catfucker is more tolerable than him
Alright, let's discuss *UNDERTALE* shall we
What was your favourite fight gimmick from a gameplay perspective? Personally I really like the Mettaton sort of pseudo-shooter segments.
>>146875074
>MSPG
>bad
>worse then catfucker
You should just go ahead and kill yourself because your taste is total shit
>>146875025
I do.
I find him endearing.
>>146875074
But he even did a commission for me for free once. It's legitimately the nicest thing anybody has done for me. I have it backed up in the cloud.
>>146875000
But cat bully is fun.Even though Bpants is my 5th fave
>>146875116
Everyman/Reaper Bird
I like how I didn't know what the fuck was going on
>>146875116
I think I liked the Muffet and Undyne fights the most. MTT one was great too, though. Definitely my next favourite.
>>146868154] : )
>>146875210
oh, no, please
don't bully the cat
So we all agree who the top three worst characterfags are, Chara dad and Asriel, but WHY do you think their bad?
In my opinion its because all three have the worst taste in shitty characters. They could at least like Flowey who is a piece of shit but at least a fun piece of shit.
>>146875000
Why? Do you identify with him or something?
Cute things.
>>146875406
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/filename/Toriel5.png/
>>146874926
>>146875406
I just hate whoever posts the most. That's how it works, right?
>>146875370
What about inappropriate workplace behavior with the cat?
>>146875152
your husbando is shit
>>146875193
that's called a request, and better artists who aren't arrogant shitheads do them all the time
>>146875116
Undyne's ddr bits were fun
>>146875421
actually, i identify with the blue rabbit
but all of my love interests strongly remind me of burgerpants
maybe that's why
>>146875515
please no, he's nice
don't do that to him
>>146875210
>But cat bully is fun.
Pay attention.
This is how you make enemies.
>>146875515
And this is how you make
uh
can you still call that friends?
>>146875116
Never understood people's complaints about Muffet's fight being too hard, I thought the web gimmick made things easier.
>>146875116
Undyne for sure, I still play the endless version in the fangamebin for fun sometimes.
>>146875487
>that link
thought there would be more desu
>>146875721
Oh boy time for this
>>146875721
Actually, Chara is Japanese and the skeletons are Antarctican
>>146875818
Japanese are too honorabru to try and kill everybody. Chara's definitely white as snow.
>>146875662
>but all of my love interests strongly remind me of burgerpants
Interesting.
>>146875667
>tfw those are both me
Is this also how you make enemies?
i want a goat tosoul digestme
>>146875926
>Japanese are too honorabru to try and kill everybody
Nah Chara is just WW2 japanese.
>>146876181
That's too bad
>>146876181
Plebeian.
>>146875949
i think opposites really do attract after all
>>146876271
id take a flower too, itd just be less comfy
>>146876346
well the end result is still the same isnt it
Demonic possession is the best fetish.
Prove me wrong
>>146876502
the burden of proof is on you to prove yourself right.
but you cant so it doesnt matter
>>146876428
The end result ofdigesting a bodyhas a bit more substance, anon.
>>146876502
Proven wrong.
>>146876502
You're wrong because demons are heresy.
>>146875803
Oh boy!
>>146876502
becausebanging the actual demon is better
duh
>>146876502
love and hand holding andimpregnationare the best tho
>>146876603
well the end result for me is the same at least
>>146876502
Do you have evidence for this statement.l?
>>146876657
fucking degenerate get out
>>146876502
All fetishes are equally shit.
>>146876502
No.
>>146876707
Fair enough.
>>146877124
Your fetish is getting (You)s?
hey utg guess what
>>146877080
Oh I got one to add!
Chara immediately killing you for even thinking that you're worth anything to them and that they'd engage you at all!
>>146877124
>having a ban fetishkinda hot, though, who's responsible?
So it's been a while, but has everyone added themselves to the zeemap? https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782#
>>146875721
The skeletons are obviously Italian American and Gaster is Italian with a fine taste in women and wine
>>146877292
>Months since this was brought out
>Still no one near me
>>146877229
DELETE THIS
>>146877292
I've been on there for ages
>>146877229
HmmmmMMMMMMMM
>>146877292
>im still up in dikson all alone with no one near me for thousands of kilometers
>>146877405
Don't worry, I'mthe Natchez anon, I feel your pain
>skagwayanon still hasnt killed frick
>>146877292
>decide to add myself
>find out I live right next toAsvore
>>146877292
>one of the closest near me isDoogle
Well, then.
>>146877292
>almost all the uk people are gay
also if i put myself down we need 2 more people and we make a shittily made ring around london
>>146877292
>still the same people near meWHEN are we gonna fuck
>>146877292
I wonder if those other texas posters still come here
>>146877292
>4 out of 6 people in your state are sansfags
Not surprised, really
So, isthatChasriel imgurlive again?
>>146877292
i live in a gigantic country that has 3 anons and they are all far away
why even try
>>146877292
Oh hey, I met up with one of them at a con a few weeks back. Dreams do come true~
>>146877292
>one person near me
>its a charafag that wants to kill us
>>146878346
God I hope not
>>146877292
>closest people to me are dead memes and charafags
maybe it's better to be alone
>>146878260
Texas botfag here!
>>146877292
Im sure that soriel-trash, who hates every other character, is from Brazil.
>>146878260
I'm still here.
>>146878260
wasn't there a texas dadfag here earlier?
>>146878510
>>146878597
Oh sup, i'm the dadfag.
>>146878614
Thats me
I have a cute fetish.
I adore everything that is cute.
Including cute stuff, cute goats and cute anons.
>>146878661
Anons aren't cute end this meme.
>>146877124
Wow, guess he did get some of his father's genes.Also, why is this not deleted yet
would people like alphys more if she had been a cute ferret instead of a fat ugly lizard
>>146877292
The heck is that?
>>146878597you're my favourite
>>146878801
I would like her more if she hadn't done what she did.
>>146878661
theres no such thing as cute anons
theyre all 30 something overweight and unshaven
except meim only 20, 150lbs and completely bald
>>146878801
>implying lizards aren't the cutest
People would have liked her more if Toby had just let you mute her on replays like he originally planned
>>146878781
That picture always takes a weirdly long time to delete compared to say Catfuckers stuff
>>146878801
Probably
Rule of Ugly: be funny or there's no reason to care about you
>>146878883
A map showing where all of us are.
>>146878951Gives me enough time to ask for the source.
>>146878639
I'm the OFag, I rarely post anymore but I'm still here just about every day. Good to see some of us are still here.
>>146878913<3
>>146878226
we only need one more to begin the ritual
>>146878951
>People would have liked her more if Toby had just let you mute her on replays like he originally planned
I think if he made calling her optional, it would've been better. Look how much it helped Papyrus and Undyne.
>>146866361
>>146878661
As long as you aint allergic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3QpfXn3U9E
>>146879350
The prophesied seven wizards are real! Undertale is real!
>>146879350
an eighth /utg/ user from the UK puts themselves on the map. suddenly, a gargantuan goat penis erupts out of the ground in london and floods the streets with jum. thousands are killed.
>>146879676
But that happens every Sunday
>>146879742
I need to check out London some time, before they go independent.
>>146879371
On the flip side though I'm not sure if people would have been able get their full story if Toby had done that. A lot of people already miss out on the Undyne and Papyrus stuff
>>146878801
Bullshit. She is just a terrible person, that's it.
>>146879676
I want to fill london with my jum
>>146879350
oh!!! I'm so happy to be one
>>146879857
so is chara, yet look at how they're treated in comparison
>>146866361
motif isnt dead he writes stuff with frick
>>146877292
>zero people in Greece
>literally 2 in the entire Balkans
Holy kek
>>146879991
Edgy always wins
>>146879516
I didn't know ASDF Movie was still a thing.
>>146879857
>>146879991
>>146880045
To add to that so are Asriel, Mettaton and Asgore and yet they still have their fans. Meanwhile no one really gives a fuck about Alphys
>>146877292
>Still just me and the Papfag in Nevada
Oh
We did it. The circle around London is closed. Initiate the ritual, now.
SEND US YOUR POWER
>>146880095
people dont like what they see in the mirror
fat, neet no-life that ruined everything
>>146880095
>Mettaton
Please elaborate
>>146880247
>>146880257
oh, hooray!! I will do my best
>>146880095
Just goes to show that there's a difference between doing bad things and having an unattractive personality.
The only time someone ever seems to actually like Alphys is when they relate to her.
>>146879032
Alright, I'll add one.
>>146880308
Don't get me wrong Mettaton is a good character and I like them but they were sort of a shitty person what with the whole ditching their family and friends for personal glory and then trying to murder you in order to steal your soul and ditch the rest of the monsters leaving them trapped underground in order to be a star on the surface thing.
>>146880095
i want alphys to rail my ass with a robot strap on
>>146880331
i like alphys and i dont relate to her at all
>>146880308
selfish prick that abandoned his family because he's an enormous attention whore
>>146880331
And alphy is the neetest of the neet, a nerd that create cool stuffs but is too fucking socially anxious to do shit.
the backstory of her is also "can't bear the shame of her previous faillures, at the point that she don't get out ever"
Seriously. she is the one that the main players of this game, and of this board should relate to.
>>146880553
>ditching their family thing
At least he clearly feels guilty for it and brings Napsta with him post-TP.
>trying to murder you
Basically everyone in the game does.
>ditch the rest of the monsters leaving them trapped underground in order to be a star on the surface thing.
Didn't he mention how he also didn't want Asgore to eradicate humanity (even though Asgore wouldn't go through with it as we find out). Besides he goes back on that after his fight.
>>146880702
Alphys isn't a Neet.
>>146879993
Show proofs
>>146880825
Anon I never said that he didn't learn from his mistake, hell everyone does pretty much aside from Chara and Toriel, but he still did assholish things
>Didn't he mention how he also didn't want Asgore to eradicate humanity
Yeah but he was still going to ditch his people forever to be a human star instead of say going to the surface, getting six more and freeing them while forcing the monsters to not do the whole genocide thing.
>>146880968
look at fricks most recent fic on pastebin
>>146880702
I don't like characters like that.
I have social anxiety too, but it's not as bad as Alphys. She's just fucking annoying in my book.
Post what you're listening to /utg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROHxh76rS8o
>>146881053
Yeah he was a douche but he learned so there's that.
>getting six more and freeing them while forcing the monsters to not do the whole genocide thing.
To be fair the same could be said about Asgore.
And I doubt MTT could just kill 6 people and get away with it, he lacks the subtlety for that.
>>146880702
but we don't like ourselves
goth goat
>>146881285
>To be fair the same could be said about Asgore.
Well yeah its actually said in game so its just as valid a thing to apply to Mettaton. Also once again I never said that Mettaton was a bad character or that they didn't learn their lesson, just that they fall into that area of characters who did or at least were attempting to do bad things for selfish reasons category.
>not being subtle
I mean there's that whole section where him and Alphys are trying to trick you and he is an actor so... I would trust him to be able to gather six souls on the surface and not start a war over it way more then Asgore and hes my favorite character.
>>146879991>>146880095
Chara is pretty much non-existent character, unless you have a headcanon.
And the others have some redeeming qualities. On the other hand, Alphys is terrible scientist and weeb.
>>146877124
>this still hasnt been deleted
>>146880825
But if we go by "but he felt guilty for it" then what about Alphys who feels guilty enough to shut down and want to kill herself
Frisky, Frisk and フリスク
>>146881724
Who said I hate Alphys? I'm neutral to her personally.
>>146880892
Could argue that she share the lifestyle of the cliche.
Don't get out, see anime, eat shit, shit hygiene.
>>146881129
it's the same with every character. nobody is as bas as them.
Flowey and chara are so edgy they want to kill everybody, alphy is maximum spaghetti, Papyrus is more friendly than a teletobies and dense than a harem anime main character, sans don't get out of his appathy until you killed everything around him...
>>146881469
may be the biggest problem. She is living the shitty life we fear ours to be.
>>146881285
maybe MTT won't kill, but collect dying people souls. He got the one who would make a charity for that.
A showy, American evangelical charity.
>>146881782
i told you guys before
frisk is an asian elderly
>>146881950
Yeah same lifestyle for sure, just not the exact definition. Carry on.
Fresh bestone sidedfriends
>>146881721
Mods like their goats
I kept feeling as if we were in text posting hours this afternoon. I'm not sure why. Maybe because I've been here since the start of this thread and it's been a while.
>>146881950
>He got the one who would make a charity for that. A showy, American evangelical charity.
fic when
>>146882338
>forgot to attach the picture
fuck
>>146882357
we already got the shitty bait stuff and whose the worst characterfag drama done with so I guess everyone is just chilling now
>>146882418
Indeed, someone make a note of this and ask the next writefag doing requests.
Whad if Frisk was a hot girl with huge tits who had sex with Sans
>>146882598
what if frisk was only 8 years old and didn't have sex with anyone
I'm sorry but
>>146882796
MODS
>>146882796hot
>>146882796
>cigarette
>not just a stick of charcoal
you had one job
What do you guys think about this Flowey Asgore design?
>>146881285
The end notes of that music and game, remind me of that same ending notes. It hurt me like it hurt me when I was 8 and I knew that this meant the ride was over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLDvAEi_fOk&t=6m58s
Situation was similar. game was finished, everyone was happy, but I didn't wanted to leave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vOvHs_C5Aw
>>146883448
Undertale needs to just fucking end as a fandom.
>>146883448
0/10 would notget eaten by.
>>146882598
She'd be my dream me.When you say girl with huge tits, you mean an oppai loli, right?
>>146882796
Oh my god post the full version please
>>146883448
bad
>>146883448
I could see it like that
>>146883539
>>146883513
>>146883613
oh...I thought it was kind of neat looking
>>146883676
I actually like thought
>>146883775
If you're the last guy I meant to reply to the guy above you
>>146881285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXfos-mAMMA
if you take away the drama, fez was a good game
>>146883448
>12 petals
>>146883949
I think it's suppose to be like his beard or something
>>146883949
Hes also clearly a different kind of flower since his stem is purple and not green
>>146883547
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1782997
>>146884634
Thank you so muchI want to fuck that fire now
>>146884816
Have fun getting your anatomy charred,
>>146883448
>you will never have the entire goat family as angry flowers
>you will never feed them souls to make them all edgegoats
>>146884816
I want to be that fire desu
>>146878415
i'm the charafag from MS
post cute
>>146885395
Here
>>146884980More like Charra'd
>>146885212
As long as I get to be your Frisk.
>>146885607
Napstablook is sort of cute I guess
Why isn't the Sans X Toriel ship called Goatbones?
>>146885395
REAL CUTE HOURS
WHO DA FUCC UP
>>146885219
>charafag
atta dude
non-edgy chara dump?
>>146885898
>Goatbones
That's reserved for Papgore duh
>>146885621
I don't fuck boys sorry
>>146885901
frilly mom
>>146885901
I'm still here
>>146885901
>>146885901
>>146886237
>worst goat with worst season 3 digimon
>>146885901
Yeah!
>>146885901
>>146886006
Yeah but I'd be your Frisk. Your girly girl Frisk.
>>146885901
cute
>>146886489
I dont think thats how it works anon
>>146886654
It's a fantasy
>>146886113
>>146886175
>>146886237
>>146886292
>>146886381
>>146886512
I'm glad you're all still here
>>146885901
A french fry through a donut.
>>146886679
Oh then I'd fuck your brains out bro haha no homo
>>146886756
what do you mean, anon?
>>146886679
adeep dark fantasy?
>>146886756
>I'm glad you're all still here
got nothing better to do at the moment desu
take more cute I guess
>>146886836
I'm glad you've come around
>>146887037Yes
>>146881527
Cute.
>>146886762
>>146887018
that you're all here to post with
>>146887109
>>146886394
Underfell Metta such a cute
>>146886756
I like how most of the cutes are from Pumpkin
Which monsters would you watch a meteor shower with?
>>146887542
don't worry, anon
i'll be here until /utg/ is dead
>>146885901
oh shit, am I late
>>146862796
Looks like the way the seventh human should give his soul to the King
>>146887037
LikeAsgore from inside?
>>146888352
By kissing him?
>>146888204
this one
>>146888204
Most of them like my best friend for example.
>>146888545
That monster was totally a serial killer
>>146888142
cherish
>>146888226
don't leave me
>>146888283
never too late
>>146888624
i forgive him
How do you think Asriel really felt about Chara during their time together?
>>146888142
>the weak should fear the strong.png
>>146888770
Thought they were their best friend and would have done almost anything for them. Thats how Chara was able to rope him into almost starting a full out war and another genocide
>>146887353
>>146888375fuck you
>>146888204
Sans, Papyrus, Alphys, >>146888545, whoever those two whose conversation you hear among the echo flowers. Hell, anyone who would have a personal interest in seeing them. I really want to see their stunned reactions. I could imagine that none of them have even heard of one.
>>146888936
BUT DID THEY KISS?
>>146888676
i'd never leave you
i won't leave any of you
>>146888204
ALL OF THEM TOGETHER
GROUP SIGHTING SON
Sleepy nap time
Which Undertale would you most want to see a Tem in heat get impregnated by?
>>146889543
nice
>>146889724
Hey guys can we post canon sans?
>>146889528
No because Chara was probably an abuse victim and wouldn't have let anyone that physically close to them.
>>146889676
The correct answer
>>146889528I really like those shorts.
>>146889723
Frisk
Not too big for Tem and filled to brim with DT
>>146889816
Sure thing, buddy pal o'malley
>>146888204
I wonder if she'd be able to recognize any constellations, and if she'd have any stories to go with them
listening to some old monster-lore under the stars would be nice, but not as nice asseeing her start to shiver just after a bit, and bringing her in for a nice cuddle to stay warm
>>146889810
thank you for the hugs there's so many new ones to save
I haven't really been on /utg/ in a while
>>146889723
Mettaton since we know Tem is all about that cool leg.
>>146889981
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6011089/chapters/13884058
>>146889816
Terror
>>146889723
I want to see Tem impregnate someone.
Like Frisk
>>146890089
why cant i be an asrielfag like all the normal degenerates?
>>146889836
>Chara was probably an abuse victim
Gee, bit dark there don't you think?
I'm more inclined to think that they were against humanity for reasons like being mentally ill. For all we know the Chara we meet at the end of genocide is the real one.
>>146889816
yes
i will take requests
>>146890263
That would be like going from cancer to AIDS my friend.
>>146889816
>>146890353
Its my hedacanon yeah but Chara was full on willing to kill themselves to get revenge and then used the person who cared about them the most to do it. I mean sure they might just have been crazy but that's sort of boring and kind of a cop out
>>146889816
You got it pal.
>>146890171
I'd get humped by a crazy, vibrating catdog thing.
Assuming I'd survive the encounter.
>>146890441
still an improvementI think
>>146890353
>Gee, bit dark there don't you think?
Well Asriel said they came to the underground for "an unhappy reason", which presumes that they actually jumped instead of tripped or something, and suicide aside it's already "an unhappy reason"
>>146890018
it's ok
you can have my hugs whenever you want
i'm just a nicepantsfag so i don't think i can really help you with more hugs, sorry anon
>>146890556
Well you'd live longer I guess
>>146889723
>>146889906
>>146890071
>>146890171
>>146890541
Do not sexualize the Tem! Tem is for hug. Not fug.
>>146890089
For the record I don't really care for the the castration meme.
I still would like Chara to stuff me with cum though
>>146890353
mentally ill abused Chara a best
>>146890171
>filename
What, really? I like that Tem.
>>146890376
i request that you never stop drawing sans ever
>>146890556
AIDS treatment has gotten a lot better
Depending on what kind of cancer you get you could be ok or fucked
>>146890724
I dunno, probably not. I just gave it that filename as a joke because their mouth seems more detailed than the rest of the image.
>>146890681
Okay.
I'd let Tem vore me.
Wow, that would actually be wacky. Would you get nauseous from all the motion and vibration or would it feel lulling instead?
>>146890586
I like both
I like abused Chara stuff. I don't know why. I don't take pleasure from it, yet I feel compelled to read and keep such things.Someone edit a picture of Clarissa from that webcomic so it looks like Chara.
>>146890978
Oh hey, it got colored.
http://aryion.com/g4/view/349914
>>146888283
>am I late
nope lol
>>146890954
No. Tem is for hug, not fug, and not for cramming into tem's mug.
>>146891168
>they like pushing it around and making the ringing sound.
oh lord, my heart
What's Toby Fox doing with all of the money he earned?
>>146891676
Dogging.
>>146891252
I know what this is gonna be without clicking it.
It's not even good.I still wonder how MK felt during that.
If you could meet toby what one thing would you say to him?
>>146891676
Snorting tem flakes off Tem's butt.
>>146891809
Fuck you
>>146891809
Can I get Temmie's number?
>>146891809
"Who's a good boy?""Not you."
>>146890968
oh, nice
>>146891809
How about you actually add all the kickstarter stuff you promised you hack?
More importantly the robot husband we were promised.
>>146891809
>You ever hit any of that sweet, sweet Tumblr teen pussy?
I feel both okay as well as crushingly depressed at the same time. Brain, this is bullshit.
Is this why people commit suicide? I think it is.oh god help
>>146892007
this is great thank you thank you :+)
>>146890803
i wont
This one's a cute little goat.
>>146892245
It's okay, I understand. It's like the things that bother you still bother you, but you're kind of numb and used to them, so you feel somewhat okay. But you know that if you start thinking about them again you'll start to feel as bad as you did before.
>wakes up early for exam
>go to exam
>run around panicking unable to find exam
>turns out exam is not for 5 hours
>nuuuuuuuuuu! xwx *dies*
>goes 2 temmie heaven and snorts temmie flakes like cocaine
>>146892405
I like this cute goat better
>favorite Asgore twitter artist has been uploading tons of OFF fanart recently for some reason
neat also baby bones
>>146892539
the older male goat is my favorite desu
>>146892310
I'm saving these just so you know, I'm glad you're doing this.
>>146892310
good now draw him as ugly as possible
>>146891809
tell him underweartale is a shitty game an then give him a hug if he cries
>>146892670
>the older male goat
Not my favorite, but I also enjoy the older one!
>>146891809
Did you Flarp with the Huss
>>146892442
It's like, I'm not sure if it's even okay for me to feel happy anymore, if I have any right to since I'm probably not doing enough work for it.
>>146892764
The lady goat is pretty good and the kid goat seems like a nice guy when he isn't going all mass murdery
Quick, draw a 1000x1000 pic of your favorite in MSpaint!
>>146892673
i'm glad you like them cuz they crack me up
>>146892692
i dont know if i can do that.
>>146891809
will you erp as sans for me
>>146892891
Save it for next thread when we aren't right next to image limit
>>146892532
No, you're supposed to start the day with cocaine. Or speed.
>>146892856
Of course it is, anon. Your happiness is your own, nobody else's. Being happy is a good thing, feel it when you can.
>>146892984
im trying to get you to kick this "lewding the skeleton" thing, you can do it!
>>146892994
Good point
>>146892293
no problem, anon
>>146892891
I have no MSPaint and I have to work in 1280x720 because phone but here is one of my favorites anyways.
>>146888204
>tfw really need to take a shower but I'm lazy and don't want to
>>146892891
>>146893634
same desu. lets shower together.
>>146893787
n-no that's lewd
>>146893634
What if it was ameatier shower?
>>146891809
Ya ever get an erection over a woman?
>>146892891
>posting on phone
>about to go to bed
Fuck, guess I'll pass this one.
Have a good night /utg/
>>146893924
good night
>>146893158
Ignore this man and lewd the skeleton!
Why are we so sure that Toriel has boobies?
>>146894035
The milk's gotta come from somewhere dummy
>>146893916
Must be a big one if it can reach over a woman.
>>146891809
"Do you know anything about the odd gentleman scandal that we don't already know"
>>146894035
>>146894073
Toriel is actually MtF trans you CIS bigot
>>146893984
settle down before i have to put you down sir
>>146894110
Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin. From now on, unacceptable.
>>146894162
shut up faggot
>>146894287
That baby has a nice beard and some cool horns.
>>146894287
>thetrueoriginofasgore.jpg
>>146894258
I'm sorry that you've apparently misunderstood the meaning behind my post. You typed about "getting an erection over a woman", obviously you meant "because of a woman", but I responded as if it meant the penis was long enough to reach from a standing man's crotch all the way to over a woman's head. This would mean it's a very long penis, being almost as long as the man's body, even.
Hopefully I've explained it well enough and you don't think ill of me any more.
MKid is the cutest!
>>146894697
Epic meme
>>146894560
Go watch Anger Management, anon.
Holy shit, this thread is still here
>>146894791
>6 hours old
well
yea
>>146894775
It's no meme, anon.
>>146894791
I blame their parents.
>>146892245
Calm down anon. Deep breaths, it will be okay.
I want to play with Chara's tummy
>>146894697
MK is cutest monster, Frisk is cutest human. Surely with their powers combined, they can conquer the world.
>>146894781
Why? I'm not really into those American sitcoms any more.
>>146895030
Giving Chara's tummy a liposuction with serrated knife
>>146894906
You're a meme. MKid isn't cute, ghosts are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcS4tMNhxJw
>>146895030
What sort of "play"?
>>146895091
One world united under cuteness.
Truly, this is the best ending.
>>146895295
Ghosts are absolutely adorable, but MKid still sits at the top!
>>146877292
I'm on the map, NE New Jersey. I think there are some new ones by me, but they're just blank. No close roboposters.
>>146895302
So this is the non-/utg/ Undertale fandom? Weird.
>>146892891
i've only got a mouse no bully
http://i.imgur.com/COIaFjC.png
>>146895302
>Toriel just punching Asgore for no reason
>ectodicks
>thosands of AU versions of just Sans
checks out
>>146895707
Better than most things that I draw with pen and paper.
>>146892891
http://i.imgur.com/UckKAXP.jpg
it's fucking shit wow
>>146895596
>>146895783
>Toriel just punching Asgore for no reason
I dunno checks out for /utg/ too.
I skimmed through it but it seemed more or less accurate to here as well
Blook on countryside train boarding area
>>146895989
>seemed more or less accurate to here as well
how new?
>>146895985I love it
>>146896052
8.5 months
you?
>>146895832
aww shucks, thank you
>>146896046
hnnnnnnnnnng
>>146896046
Nice
>>146896175
I mean we don't really like ecto dicks around here and the only AU stuff that is tolerated is of the goats and even then some people here hate it. There is also a lot more people here shipping Toriel and Asgore then posting stuff of Toriel being a dick to him.
My advice is to lurk a bit more
>>146896061
thanks
>>146877292
>added myself to the map in the past month or so
>still no one near me
Life is sad.I'm the goatdadfag in Brazil by the way
>>146892891
I don't consider myself as an artist.
http://imgur.com/6Okifi6.png
>>146896520
Is that the Temmie stuck in the wall?
>>146896365
There's tons of AU shit here, there's plenty of Asgore bullying, and at times there has been a LOT of ectodick and other things.
The ectodick has usually been ironic but aside from that it's there.
>My advice is to lurk a bit more
My advice is to get your head out of your ass.
Not to mention my comment was "I skimmed it and it seemed more or less accurate", not "these 3 specific things happen here 24/7"
>probably gonna end up spending an entire year in this general
>Toby will never update the game
where did I go wrong
>>146896581
yes
>>146896473
wait, what
i remember we have two anons in Rio and one in Pernambuco
>>146896610
Way to not read what I wrote dumbass
>>146896682
I did though, or were you just "pretending to be retarded"?
>>146896671I'm the anon in Pernambucostill as lonely as ever
>>146896758
Read what I wrote first dumbass and notice how I said that although /utg/ had that stuff it was different in a bunch of ways that I then listed
>>146878260
texas asrielfag still here
>>146877292
>Only person near me is in houma
>They're an Asrielfag
I'm tired and hungry and have about 4 hours of waiting to do, can I just be dead yet?
Okay who keeps deleting images?
>>146896845
aw, that's sad
my mom is from Pernambuco, but i was born in São Paulo
there won't be many people around you, sorry anon
>>146897079
Me.
>>146877292
>tfw nearest people are a cluster about 800km away
>>146896985
Please trade me
>>146897125
>>146897207
>>146897079
Stop samefagging
>>146897256
what you got
>>146897307
You first.
I am gonna bite you!
>>146897312
A cluster of about 4 charafags
>>146897434
That's pretty hot
>>146897307
I am Spartacus
>>146897485
I'll give you Asvore for two Charas
>>146897397
>>146897307
Nice samefagging
>>146897485
dang i only have one charafag, what does that get me?
>>146897485
Sounds nice. I'll take it.
>>146896985
That's good. Asrielfags are easy lays.
>>146892891
http://imgur.com/9DYwOAO
Couldn't pick just one.
Okay fuck it, lets kill some posts with a roll call
dadfag here
>>146891809
where is the milk man?
>>146897759
Botfag and I was about to start one myself.
>>146897759
lizardfag reporting
>>146897759
Dadfag here
>>146897759
nicepantsfag reporting in
>>146897759
sansfag waiting for toby to erp as sans with me
>>146897759
a man
>>146897759
Dadfag master race
>>146897759
Void~fag.
>>146897759
asrielfag reporting in
>>146897759
Fishfag!
I guess...
>>146897759
Tem flakes standing by.
>>146897759
Asrielfag saying yes.
>>146897759
sansfag
>>146897167
It's fine, I was already expecting I would be alone...Mas o lado bom é que poderei ficar sozinho favoritando Asgore, sem nenhum Charafag ou Torielfag por perto querendo me matar ou fazer algo pior. Solidão tem seu lado bom, aparentemente.
>>146897759
asrielfag, forming up
>>146897759
skelefriend, needing a nap
>>146897759
Botfag. Trying finish writing but present.
>>146897759
I'm a fish.
yo
>>146897759
Frisk.
>>146897759
Asrielfag, wanna hug the goat
>>146898304
What are you writing?
>>146897759
Botfag, no escape
>>146898424
hello?
>>146898424
you're late.
Spoilers for severely off topic, but it's not like anyone really cares enough about that.>friend posts a sexy image of a girl in a bunny outfit to me over Facebook
>reply to him saying I'd fuck that bunny
>someone else replies to me referencing it
>tell friend about it and ask if our convo is being shared in different chatboxes
>he says he posted it to multiple people
So... what, can he just forward my messages to other people whenever he wants without me knowing about it? I need help here I'm stressing out a bit.
>>146897759
Asrielfag here I guess?
>>146898647
What are you talking about?
>>146898548
hi.
>>146898705
your friend is a dick
also did you like Zootopia?
>>146898770
you were supposed to be here 15 minutes ago. i was waiting for you.
>>146898104
aw, having people around is nice
asgore is nice, i like him more than chara or toriel
>>146898705
your friend doesn't look like a friend, desu
>>146898705
listen anon this is where you take control. screenshot it and post it on your wall, it shows dominance. she'll be wetter than niagara falls
>>146898705
Was it in a message or what
but he could have just shown them
sounds kind of dickish though
>>146898705
What the fuck? What does he hope to gain from doing that?
>>146898446
A few things. I've been in a Mettapants mood lately, so more of that should be what I finish next.
>>146898887
Please forgive me?
>>146899050
Post it here when you're done. Sounds promising.
t. Botfag
>>146899114
it's alright man, it happens. i forgive you.
>>146899050
were you that guy who posted a mettapants fic a few days ago?
one post to kill this thread
>>146899581
Perhaps? I'm bluecrownedmotmot.
>>146899976
one post to bring the anons and in the darkness bind them
UPDATE:
>>146898940
>>146899019
>>146899042Turns out, he was on Skype and got caught off guard by my message (because he sent me the picture a couple of days ago) and must have read it out loud. He says they know it was a joke (it was a notable character from a cartoon). Looks like everything's fine.
Sorry for taking up /utg/ space and time with my inane and irrelevant garbage. I was hoping someone could tell me if forwarding messages from a Facebook chat message to other people was possible and if there was a way to keep a track of it happening, but it turns out it wasn't like that. And it turns out all I needed to resolve this was to talk with him more (I would have done that sooner but I was worried he'd think I was upset with him and paranoid).
>>146898843
It wasn't her but yes.
>>146898982
>she
But he's a manly man though.
>>146899976
There it is.
Bready?
Ir do we just do this post-bumplimit stuff?
I'd let anon fuck me.
NEW
THREAD
>>146900150
im talking about the girl in the bunny suit anon. keep up im tryna get you some pussy son
>>146900297
Y-You do it!
>>146900440
Know what else you could do?
>>146900432
She was 2D
>>146900518
MY MOM
>>146900518
Like what, anon?
>>146900525
honestly i dont know why i expected anything else
>>146900582anon
>>146900617
It was a possibility, but I don't know why you assumed a girl in a bunny outfit might see her picture on my wall.
>>146900141
yeah, that's you
even if i'm a nicepantsfag, i love it
keep up the good work
>>146900150
oh, that's nice
at least you talked to him and everything is ok now
don't worry anon, it's texthours anyway
>>146900756
i thought your friend private messaged the pic to you and i was saying to put it on your wall. doesnt matter now though
>>146900805
I still posted a lot of text, and about personal unrelated stuff. In my head that means I have to apologise for wasting people's eye energy and time.
>>146900956
He did private message it to me, it just wasn't of a real girl. And yeah, it doesn't matter.
>>146901271
aw, don't worry, man
at least you're making content, which is nice
thanks
>>146901624
I wouldn't call any of this "content", but as long as your happy.I think I get what you mean. You just liked reading a scene from someone's life, is that it? I've enjoyed reading moments from people's lives myself, even when they are as mundane as this.
>>146901820
yeah, kinda
even if it is just mundane, it's still nice
but really, don't worry, anon
>>146902235
Nah I'm not worrying any more. Maybe other people have been entertained by this, and if they're not, it doesn't matter enough to them. This has been a slightly better experience than I thought it would be.