/owg/ - Overwatch General

>>146857924
omg im frist

>>146857924
Perfect

How would /owg/ bring Zenyatta up to Mercy/Lucio's level?

I wanna taste a dick

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Tracer

>>146857924
why didnt they just put d.vas pistol on each side of the meka and her shoot projectiles instead of those rubber shrapnels

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Perfection

>>146858000

I think it'd be neat if your harmony orb target leeched life from your discord orb target you were hitting.

Tweak the numbers a bit, but make him damage to heal so you're constantly balancing them.

>>146858020
PUFFY VULVA

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how long until the good waifu artists migrate from league

>>146858000
+25 shields
10% movespeed gain per every orb out

>>146858108
>Good waifu artists.
>Post that.

?????

my new chair just broke while playing overwatch, i think it's time to lose some fucking weight ;_;

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What am I doing wrong? My K/D looks ok, I move my turret, I throw armor, I use my rivet gun and get some hits...maybe I need better ult timing? Better placement? I want to play him more but he has my worst WR by far

PC

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What do you have to say about this, /owg/?

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>>146858108
fuck off league shitter

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how to make Spamzo less of a boring luck based piece of shit spam one hit head shot bullshit no fun character

>arrows now get no bonus damage from headshots
>arrows travel all the way through to their destination going through multiple enemies and damaging each one they hit
>arrows now do small healing to any ally they travel through as well

now when hes on your team hes actually useful and when hes on the enemy team hes not a ridiculous random oneshot out of no where bullshitter

>>146858202
>Winston 5'7
>Junkrat fucking 6'6

That does not come across ingame at all

tfw you walk into a choke and there's zenyatta turrets everywhere and die

and then you respawn and you walk into the same choke

>>146858212
I CANT SEE SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RESOLUTION

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I'm so glad they removed the Avoid function, I love having to put up with pure autism all the time.

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Daily reminder to be a good boy and lick your healer's boots clean.

>>146858212
>when his height starts with 5.png

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>>146858212
It's a thing but that image is really small. What else is there to say?

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>>146858369
This is my fetish

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>>146858108
I just want Green Marine to draw more butt stuff like he did for HotS

I'm tired of these fucking retard team ranked fucking WHEN

>>146858212
junkrat is 6'6"?

>>146858212
>4'7
manlets when will they learn

>>146858212
Zarya tho

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>Dumb team that doesn't even go near payload
>Everyone just slightly advance, get kill, back off, rinse and repeat
>Wonder why they lost
Shitters in this game are so predictable that I ain't even mad at this point.

>>146858361
> I'm going to be one of the BEST _____ mains!

These people bring down the team

>>146858000
I would bring back where you could heal/discord without los but make discord 25% and lower the hps of harmony orb by a bit. I would have to test it out though.

Why is Soldier the only hero allowed to have no counters whatsoever? Is it because he's the epin CoD hero?

>hitscan weapon
>top tier at every range
>full auto
>burst and aoe damage
>very strong mobility
>80% of mercy's healing in an AoE

He's basically the same as McCree prenerf, no point picking anybody else because other Offense heroes actually have niches and strengths and weaknesses unlike the epic soldier who is good at every single thing an offense class can be good at.

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>>146858456
Hes always hunched over so you cant tell

>>146858339
> how to make a character less spamy
> remove headshot bonus
10/10

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>>146858452
>He thinks ranked will filter out retards
If you don't have a premade glhf

>>146858512

The worst part is every single one of my games has at least one person like this in it, sometimes two. It's astounding but they all completely suck at the one character they play, I don't even understand how that's possible.

Genji mainers seem to be the most common with my record being 3 of them in the same game.

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>>146858456
He is quite tall, just have a terrible pose because his Tesco Value leg replacement and the RIP tire on his back.

>>146857924
i want her to sit on my face tbqh phampai

>>146858546
winston

>>146858612
he spams to try and get a random head shot. now he can spam intentionally a specific line of sight targeting as many enemies and allies as possible to maximize impact.

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>>146858057
She's not perfect. She has scoliosis. Spines aren't meant to do this.

>>146858361
After seeing this I was thingking: is there such an absolute fucking madman who has equal/almost equal play time with every hero?

>>146858391
>>146858351

I got it off the Twitters

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>>146858369
I would prefer to lick this.

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To the two guys who were arguing in the last thread about if S76 is 100% accurate up to three or four round burst, it's three round burst.
>>146858339
That is absolutely retarded.

>>146858737
And how is that bad?

>>146858737
you did so well following the curve of the spine through the shoulders then suddenly you made her spine outline her left ass cheek. try again bub

>>146858809
the reticle changes on the fourth shot meaning that the 5th will be less accurate...

>>146858737
Mercy has the same posture in game.

>games were more enjoyable when kids were in school

>>146858737
Is your spine in your side?

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>>146858737
>Spines aren't meant to do this
It means she's flexible, dumdum.

>>146858809
Bloom kicks in after the 4th shot, meaning 5th shot will receive inaccuracy.

Please learn.

>>146858546
because he's like the tf2 soldier

He's very versatile but he's not the best at anything but he can do every job decently.

He can put out good burst damage like pharrah, or junkrat, but not as well as them

He can do good close range damage, but not as easily or in as high of volume as tracer or mccree.

He can put down good mid range damage, but not as well as hanzo or junkrat or zenyatta, and equally with mccree

he can do okay long range damage, but not as well as widowmaker.

He can do okay healing, but not as well as lucio or mercy.

He's mobile, but not as mobile as tracer genji winston and d.va

jack of all trades, master of none

>>146858760
I bet it tastes like honey

>Join game
>retards
>leave
Uhm, Overbabs?

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>>146858020

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>>146858760
I'd prefer this.

>>146859035
sleep tight trasher

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>>146858903
>>146858973
Have you never played an FPS in your lives?

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fresh off the presses, boys.

>>146859071
That is easily the worst picture Ryo has ever drawn

>>146858983
did you play tf2 at all

soldier and medic where the core of ANY composition and the two most important characters by a longass shot

not really a good comparison to make if you want to talk about a balanced character

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>>146859035
Now all you need to do is jump in there with her, and we've got all the heroes where they belong.

>>146859071
I recognise that bulge !

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>Try 76 for the first time since my team has shit damage output
>50 eliminations

>>146859103
have you?

is this easy mode

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>>146859071

>>146859071
Wait a minute that bulge...

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>>146859196
No.

Continuation of this >>146853808
Quick /owg/
Give me the hero you think has:
1. The lowest skill floor
2. The lowest skill ceiling
3. The highest skill floor
4. The highest skill ceiling

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umm
what just happened

>>146859015
Don't make me drool!

>>146858747
Put :orig at the end of the image url, you dummy.

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>temple of anoobus
>have to solo rush the first point as mei because the team is standing outside like a bunch of retards, firing at the enemy
>rushing the second point
>they just fucking stop outside the gate to shoot at shit AGAIN
>defeat

>>146859289
He won overwatch

>>146859270
Because it worked so well last time

>>146859270
>1. The lowest skill floor
Trash Mouse
>2. The lowest skill ceiling
Streat Piggy
>3. The highest skill floor
Zarya
>4. The highest skill ceiling
Zarya

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>>146858339
>arrows now get no bonus damage from headshots
Yes let's make him rely even more on spam and less on aim
>arrows travel all the way through to their destination going through multiple enemies and damaging each one they hit
>arrows now do small healing to any ally they travel through as well
Did you pull these out of a hat or something? What the hell anon.

>>146859247
same tbqh

>>146859289
legendary cards are a meme

>solo queue
>be in a premade match
>win

This game can be fun.

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>>146859331
I get distracted easily

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>>146858212
>5'3

>>146859289
Probably shot a bunch of Mei walls and Reinhardt shields.

Not that shooting Reinhardt shields is a bad idea, of course.

>>146857924
How do I play zarya properly? Am I supposed to stand in front and tank everything like rein or play more passively? I can't really figure out what to do with her; she dies too quickly unlike road hog or rein

>>146859331
If the team is that dumb, you might as well lose at A.

>>146859359
______(You)______

>>146858737
It's called lordosis, you dimwit. Not scoliosis.

>>146858212
>D.va is taller than Tracer

For some reason this feels incredibly wrong.

>>146858212
>even with those thick ass boots, mei is still only 5'3"
lul

>>146859289
He's a man on a mission.
Stay out of his way.

>>146859370

>Highest skill ceiling
>Zarya

No anon, absolutely not.

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>when your entire team just clicks

>>146859370
Finally, someone that understand how Zarya works.

>>146859561
>Squad goals

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>When people think they can just charge into an area that's obviously covered by a Junkrat

will they EVER learn?

>>146859289
What the fuck...

Just shoot the fucking shield, retards.

>>146859561
>returning to main menu (not enough players)
>new lobby
>Hanzo instant pick
>Genji instant pick
>2 people lock Tracer
>1 goes Mercy and switches to Hanzo after the match starts

How do I git gud with widow?

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>playing new Brawl mode
>our Widowmaker gets 15 elims in 4 minutes
>4 votes, 1 short of epic

>enemy Mei only enemy on the vote screen with 650 healing
>gets 5 votes for epic

We're barely a month in and already the community faggotry is rampant. It's obvious those were "spite votes" by salty retards.

>playing with friends
>that 1 friend joins
>constantly barking out orders
>im playing mercy on gibraltar
>he yells for everyone to get on the payload
>tell him they have hanzo, zarya, and pharah so its best we scatter and have just 3 on it
>tells me to shut the fuck up and do as he says
>get to the upper bridge above the first point
>they get wombo'd
>5 man ress
>we win the game later and kick him from group

when is comp coming out so i can avoid this gold nova 3 shitter forever?

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>>146859689
Click on heads and fap to her between rounds.

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>>146858057
Thats no Mei.

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>>146859651

so does competitive mode launch today or what? i'm tired of playing with former WoW casual babbys who wont stand on a fucking objective because they are just playing for "fun"

>>146859690
I have never voted for the enemy team

>>146859289
>88k
>it's "just" 65%

What kind of meatgrinder that game was?

>>146859758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bNkyBs8oXE

>>146859731
>tells me to shut the fuck up and do as he says
>>friend

>>146859690
i only vote for myself, i think alot of people do this

>>146859785
>Phara play of the game
>Junkrat play of the game
???

>>146859289
A game against bots?

>>146859289
If that's not you, I sfrongly feel that the match was setup with reins and Mei walls. Then again, could have been a God playing

>>146859886
Fire strike pharah. Then all Reins can charge junkrat into the wall

>>146859464
>lordosis
Thanks biologyfag.

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>playing attack on Anubis as Lucio
>we struggle to get the first point
>S76 rushes to point B when we're 8/10ths of the way through capturing point A
>Ults
>kills Torbjorn, his turret, their Lucio, and Hanzo because they weren't expecting him
>dies to Winston who had maybe 100 HP left after his fight with S76
>Reinhardt charges through, pins and kills Tracer, finishes off Winston
>"TEAMKILL"
>we capture the point

>>146859689
Train your reaction time, use aimbooster flash game, practice tracking heads/multiple headshots on robots in training also practice, practice, practice.

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>Genji is with you

>>146859848
hes an old college friend that never really grew up

>>146859130
Demo beats soldier in all out damage.

Scout beats soldier in any 1v1 fight on the ground

Heavy can tank more

Pyro can zone better

Engineer can deny areas better

sniper and spy can pick better with less risk.

Soldier only has superior aerial mobility over any class, which can be handled by good scouts and good heavies as well as good team awareness.

Every class beats the tf2 soldier at something. Its just the soldier can do other things better than all classes.

>soldier and medic where the core of ANY composition and the two most important characters by a longass shot

Only in 6v6 really and then the demoman is still considered more important to the pocket. The demoman puts down constant damage across the board and trading him for a soldier gives you a good advantage in the coming teamfight. but a lot of this depends on the map as well. Granary has soldier as the most important class, where gullywash and snakewater demo is, and viaduct scout is.

In 4v4 the scout is actually more important than the soldier because as there are less numbers the scouts shine more.

in 9v9 highlander the sniper is easily the most important class. A sniper pick is considered even better than a medic pick. Soldier is actually considered one of the least important classes in this gamemode and not even considered part of the combo(the main damage dealing body). he really works as a flank holder and a pick class. Sniper>medic>demo>heavy>other classes>soldier>other classes

Who were the "pro" hackers again? Surefour and some other guy playing Tracer?

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>>146859758
Those breasts look so soft and comfy. I want to put my cheek on them and fall asleep.
And fuck them too

>>146859952
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.
Uhm, shitters?

>>146858212
>Roadhog is the same height as the literal war machine and only an inch shorter than a man in power armor.

What the fuck are they feeding people in Australia?

>>146859432
P-pls respond I want to git gud with her

>>146859959
I swear, it's so easy to take point b of anubis if your team just holds on to their ults when taking point a. It only becomes difficult if you can't blitz the second point

>>146859785
>Concussion Mine

>having vsync off means my GPU is constantly at 100% usage
>having vsync on gives me huge input lag
owtards???

>>146860035
>all Reinhardts run away using Charge and firestrike the tire

HA

>>146860035
Just firestrike it, anon.

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How do I deal with this?

>>146860019
Oh and if you were talking about pub team comp with this
>soldier and medic where the core of ANY composition and the two most important characters by a longass shot

Then you can go kill yourself.

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>all these seemingly normal, well-drawn pics of male characters
>with tit surgery scars
>surprise

Why the fuck does tumblr want to ruin everything good.

>>146860224
Show example.

>>146860194
>picked junkrat

Everyone else on that team was wondering the same thing. You're part of the problem.

>There are still people who honestly look around at ground level when they hear a Junkrat ulting

Any Junkrat worth their salt is going to send it climbing over a wall, or will drop it from a height. If you're getting Junkrats sending tires along the ground (unless it's around a sharp corner), you're in a low mmr bracket.

>>146860224
where? post them please

>>146860138
Be careful, my PSU died playing OW yesterday. Keep everything clean and cool!

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Peace be upon you!

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>>146859996
>Hanzo, at your service

>>146860138
Turn on limit fps instead of vsync

>>146857924
I want to protect her until the sun explodes

>>146860146
>>146860161
>Junkrat is a drooling retard and all the reins are 24/7 rein players
got it

>use my rockets to try to kill some Symmetra turrets
>miss and hit Tracer instead
?????????????
>>146860368
The riptire isn't nearly as fast as you think, my friend. It's easy to hit it.

>get thrown into a loss
>after the game is done get sent back to the main menu cause everyone else left
fuck you blizzard

>>146860305
I honestly don't think most pub Junkrats know that the tire can climb walls.

>>146859785
5 rats and a lucio
what now bitch

why is everyone fine and dandy with overwatch yuri but once someone mentions mercy x pharah everyone loses their shit

>>146860289
Not that guy, but this is the kind of situation when you should choose junkrat, and have fun because defeat in inevitable.

>>146859785
>Symmetra
>Winston

>>146860491
im not fine with any of it

Can you solo queue shitters post in /b/ or something instead? You're not even playing the real game.

>>146860491
because its annoying when people force it

and /u/fags are among the most insufferable people in 4chan

>>146860491
because videogames are for gay men

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>looking at highest play time bastions
>one of them has 96 hours played
>0 melee kills
how the fuck

also why do all of these have a 7:1 sentry to recon kill ratio, do they just sit in sentry for the majority of the game

>>146860491
Mercyx76 shippers

>>146860491
Because Mercy is a pure Christian girl who would never engage in homosexuality.

>>146860278
>>146860312
Can't, blocked all that shit instantly.

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>>146860610
>practices necromancy
>christian

>those fags who spam their voice line whenever they kill somebody

nothing tilts me harder

>>146860491
Shipping is cancer all around

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>you will never be able to do this to junkrat

>>146860696
*technology assisted necromancy, no sorcery involved

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>>146860750
>tilts

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>webm ends with you dying
shameful

also testing quality

>>146860478
One puts up shield, rest firestrike and then HAAAARGHH

>>146860696
Bringing something back to life with advanced technology and reanimating corpses with black magic isn't the same thing, famalam.

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>>146860696
Jesus raised Lazarus from the grave. He also raised himself from the dead. Mercy isnt a medical jesus, she's just imbued with the power of Christ!

>>146860750
hope they teabag and spray you too

Anyone else having a problem with MasterOverwatch? My profile hasn't updated itself to current stats since yesterday afternoon and refuses to do so. It still thinks I'm 4 levels lower than I actually am.

>>146860353
doesn't change anything as far as GPU usage goes

>>146860820
and none of that would achieve anything

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>Same voice actor as Reaper

Holy shit, that's perfect

Does the game announce to your friends when you buy lootboxes?

>>146860498
charge attack

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/owg/ what is the most damage you have done in a game and which hero was it?

>double zarya double reaper
>double shielded DIE DIE DIE
fuck off

>>146860898
Yeah, there's an icon of Metzen's face next to your name on their friend's list.

>>146860898
it should because youre fucking disgusting if you buy them.

>one of my friend already bought $40 worth

>>146860289
It doesnt matter who you pick when 5/6 of your team is offense

>>146860818
Looks good, but you can make it somewhat smaller and with a higher bitrate to get rid of some of the noise, try 960x600

>>146858108
Miku character when?

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>>146860843
>Mercy lactation

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>tfw my winrate went up from 56.5% to 57%
>never even got leaver penalty in the last week

>>146860956
20,346, roadhog

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>>146860818

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>>146860956
i can't remember if this was KOTH or one of those games with overtime that lasts 5 minutes

>>146860498
>Winston and Sym being able to do shit against that
They'd get whacked off before any of the Reins get to half health.

>>146860491
/u/ shippers tend to be very similar if not the same group as anime shipfic writers who focus on one little line or interaction between two characters and try to push them as having a love strong enough to resist an atom bomb.
The only benefit to this group is that it is hilarious to see them freak out when one of the characters or both are revealed to be involved (or better yet married) with someone who actually makes sense for them.

>>146861082
Lucio

>>146859432
You should play Zarya as a secondary tank. Don't pick her as the main tank if there isn't one. Be near the front lines, but don't actively try to soak damage. Use your right click from a distance and when you're shields take damage duck behind a wall to restore them.

When your teammates push forward throw your bubble on them after they start taking damage, you'll usually get a small charge that way. Same goes for your self bubble, wait until you are taking direct fire before you pop it. Abuse turrets for full shield charges, Zarya counters Torbjorns hard.

Someone post that "your team / their team" image please

>>146861185
Two Symmetras WILL fuck that formation in 5 seconds flat. Big ball deals 120 damage and goes through shields AND enemies. If they stay in that formation, they're gonna choke on hardlight balls very fast.

>>146861218
what the fucking fuck

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5 commends = epic
10 commends = for the win
12 commends = I fucking love reddit

I love being able to just exit a game during the picking stage.

If people are doing dumb shit, I don't have to play with it.

>>146860787
>>146860842
necromancy is necromancy, doesn't matter how it's achieved

>>146860843
Jesus can do whatever he wants, he is God

>>146860956
i one did a 30k damage game as junkrat
also that winrate

>>146860046
Read last thread there's like a billion responses to that same question.

>>146861307
Haha, it's funny because she has pink hair!

>>146861360
>draw generic moe girl
>call it a monkey

>>146861360
>generic anime girl

this is a terrible artist

Never saw, ever, a game so frustrating and infuriating - and I actually have a lot of years of fps.

I don't get how the system works, but each time I get a victory or two, the next games are just pure bullshit, where we get stomped completely 3, 4 or 5 times. I have that weird feeling that whatever I do, the game at the end fucks me.


A the community...Jesus...Why is it so complicated for so many people to stay on the objective, to pick a tank when the games says "No tank".

But really, the matchmaking is clearly the worst thing here. I don't fucking get how it works.
I've never wanted to break my keyboard so much while playing a game.

>>146861360
This is fucking stupid

>be me
>buy overwach
>play a few rounds
>pretty fun
>hit lvl 9
>open loot box
>legendary zarya skin

Wew lads.

>>146861332
"Necromancy or nigromancy is a supposed practice of magic involving communication with the deceased – either by summoning their spirit as an apparition or raising them bodily – for the purpose of divination, imparting the means to foretell future events or discover hidden knowledge, to bring someone back from the dead, or to use the deceased as a weapon, as the term may sometimes be used in a more general sense to refer to black magic or witchcraft."

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we had no healer and we won but...ugh...

this hurts.

>>146861417
That has been an accepted thing to do in Japan for at least the last 20 years.

>>146861485
>nigromancy

>>146861427
This is why I'm glad I only paid $40. And the game pisses me off to even consider buying cases, but then again I already learned my lesson from TF2 and CSGO.

>>146861472
>be me

is there some reason you'd be someone else?

>>146859785
Bastion, Pharah and Junkrat. Enjoy dead Reins.

>>146861427
The game matches up teams by total MMR rather than average MMR. So you can have one good player and 5 retards fighting 6 decent players and obviously the second team will win every time.

Hopefully this will get fixed, but considering it's Blizzard I doubt it.

>>146861520
the crop tho'

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>>146861548
I thought it was pretty funny too, anon.

Anyone else hoping pre-mades get forced to ranked mode?

>>146861568
/b/ shibboleth

I'm getting so fucken tilted GOD FUCKEN DAMNIT. Pubs are so shit. Just fucken shoot at the enemy. Stop trying to be clever, stop trying to play high skill heroes, just fucken shoot at the enemy. I'd win way more games if people played soldier 76 and just shot straight at the enemy.

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>get thrown into a game, replaced one person, cp map, 2nd round
>other team types "enjoy having a shitter mei building walls and trapping your own team all the time"
>as soon as game starts she walls us in
>i switch to mei and do the same to her
>for the first four minutes this is all we do, can't even reach the first point o defend
>laughing my ass off
>as they start capping we both go out there and defend
>continue doing this and bully the enemy together shutting down their advancements
>i was frozen and a rein just charges into me from 2 ft away
>can't even see from laughter
>try to add her for more mei shenanigans
>doesn't accept, probably thinks im trying to shout at her for trolling all the time

Mumbles (i think), if you're out there, please respond.

So I had a 56% winrate total two days ago right?

I've been put in games against single/double prestige players with 20-40s about 80% of my games last two days.

I'm now at 52.8 winrate.

Say what you will, but that's suspect as hell.

>>146861568

>not being someone else when you get bored of being yourself

>>146861417
>Draw generic moe girl
>Call it a battleship

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>tfw Zenyatta main

Fuck off retards he is a good support don't tell me to pick mercy and niggilo

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Got the reddit and tumblr skin in one box. Surely that counts for something

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>it's a "mccree on your team who can't land left click but won't switch" episode

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>tfw I miss my Helix rocket
>hear "Triple Kill"
>didn't even notice that I killed Tracer until I looked at the killfeed
>>146861417
Winston isn't a money, you piece of trash. He's a scientist.

>>146861747
>Draw a girl
>Call in an eldritch abomination
>That's also a boy

>>146861585
what about people that leave during the matches and gets backfilled, would they have to be the same MMR to keep them even or anyone goes? because it feels like most of the matches people go off when they start to lose or anything and the matchmaking goes to trash.

>>146861792
>Tracer blinks right into an ulting S76
Literally why

Anyone here who plays on Asia?
I'm getting high ping for whatever reason.

>>146861792
>That face
Yeah, those beans are kicking in

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>>146861753
>maining an empty slot
How?

>>146861753

Let's just get this out of the way first.

>maining anything in a game where you're SUPPOSED to switch characters depending on the situation.

K, next:

Fine, you want to play Zen. You are doing your team a huge disservice if you're picking it as the sole support for your team. Harmony orb is a laughable heal. It is awful in comparison to even Lucio's passive AoE heal non boosted.

If you have some soldiers and a streetpig, yeah whatever. Might work. Otherwise, your team may not know he's ass for a solo support so ask someone to help you heal if you can.

>>146861695
I've lost plenty of games thanks to smartasses trying to be the epic flanker

Last night I had 4 idiots on my team trying to do it against TWO widows who clearly had 100% uptime on the ults while the support and tank (me) were stuck doing nothing

>Blizzard says competitive goes live today
>it didn't
owtards???

>>146861919
which part of Asia?

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>>146861825
What anime/manga?

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>Winston mains

>>146862010
the part I live in

>>146861950
>>146860810
>>146859741
>>146858737
>>146858245
>>146858057
Ugly

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What level of pure autism do you have to be at to only play mercy for 266 hours???

They havent even played a tank class the whole time.

Here's a challenge: Something more annoying than Tracer mains

>>146862010
not me>>146862093

flip

>>146862182
Tracer ma- god damn it

>>146862182
Mei
Genji

>that Reinhardt feel when you charge into an enemy team, drop your ultimate, and your teammates follow up and kill everyone

Who /rein/ here?

>>146862157
>someone in the top ranks who hasn't fudged their W/L

I respect that

>>146862008
what are timezones
I don't want to be that guy anon, but someone has to do it The universe doesn't go revolve around you

>>146862239
>teammates follow up and kill everyone
???

>>146862220
you need to choose Americas because that's where the Singapore server is, otherwise you're connecting to Korea or Japan which has much worse ping.

>>146860947
>now the formation is broken
thx

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>>146857924
>tfw you finally get to come home in the evening, put on your trusty fedora, vape with your favorite not tobacco and play another 50 games of Hanzo

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>>146862127
Insult my waifu to my face gaijin lets see what happens

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>Playing Widow on Numbani def
>We're holding the 1st point ad infinitum

>Mercy rezzes me twice, so I never actually respawn once the entire round

>On 2nd rez Widow starts to say

>"You must really-"

>"ROUND WIN"

WHAT

WHAT WAS SHE GOING TO SAY TO MERCY

SHE MUST REALLY WHAT?!

>>146862157
ChristianXXX the famous trannyfucker/god among men is a Mercy main

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>>146862239
CRUSADER ONLINE

>>146862318
"You must really like my ass"

>>146862182
Moba faggots misusing the word mains

>>146862258
I live in California, anon. The same state Blizzard is headquartered in.

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>>146862239
>that feel when you miss the charge and go off the map
Hope nobody saw that

>>146862059
how new?

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>>146862318
Damage boost
>you must like me

Revive
>you must really like me

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>>146862382

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>>146862303
I get the feeling the kind of person who picks Hanzo every game isn't that old

>>146862351
Wait, mcfucking what?

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>>146862239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk

>>146862282
Sweet baby Mercy
Is that the technical issue the game has been having?

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>>146861753
Not good as a solo support, but pretty damn good paired with Lucio/Mercy. Real fun too.

Wish they'd either just turn him into a full-on mage or a better support though, he's sorta in a grey area right now.

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>>146862425
>When everyone sees it
>When it's in the PotG

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I can't stop playing this cunt, he's way too fun. And Carbon Fiber best skin.

>>146862483

The buff bald guy that's in hundreds of tranny porn videos plays OW and mains Mercy. Check his twitter

>>146862463
SOON

They should just remove Zarya ult if they don't want to nerf mercy.

>>146862618
been there, done that.

At least I was witnessed.

IT'S HIGH NOON
LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL

>>146862532
For a while. This has been a problem for the Aussies as well (same "region"), especially lately when it seems like we get sent to actual US servers (which makes it really unplayable with 200+ms) more often than not.

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Posts funny/weird cards.

Which hero has the most "xd I win now" ultimate

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>>146862443
Oh wait. I just remembered.

>>146862786
RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE

>>146862637
>carbon fiber
>best skin

I think you spelled Chrome wrong.

>>146862786
Mercy

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>>146862239
>Been drowning in PotGs and wins ever since I started playing Rein.

Fuck, he's so much fun. Feels like a real asset, too.

>>146862814
anime was a mistake

>>146862786
Zarya followed by Reaper, Rein or Genji

>>146862662
>There's a chance that the Mercy healing/rezzing you fucks dicksloots for a living

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>>146862784

>>146862814
Good
gay horse

>>146860020
Taimou

Cloud9 has actually fallen from the top after the McCree and Widow nerfs though.

>>146862865
I'd like Chrome better if it was more different from the default and the blade wasn't yellow.

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>>146862892

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Post the last screenshot you took, anons

>>146862975
They just need to hit that 100x gravity. Their lack of practice hurt them more than anything. Everyone else especially Envy been playing nonstop.

>>146860020
Didn't they play on any lan tournaments?
Surely everyone would notice they go to shit playing offline.

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>McCree is shit now

REEEEEEEEEEE REDDIT FAGS TOOK THOSE NERFS TOO FAR REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>146862982
I think of Chrome as a final version of Genji, like the standard skin seems a "prototype" of the Chrome. Also i dislike the fact that the blue tip of the sword in Carbon Skin still shows as green effect, on the yellow one is less noticeable.

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>>146863014

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>>146863014
sure

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>Ranked mode confirmed for today
>No fix for the BR/Aussie players being pushed into NA servers "bug"

ruined

8 losses in a row lads, just couldn't make it happen

>>146860563
Can you spergs just put together puzzles instead of playing video games that require communicating with real people?

>>146863145
Best Zarya skin

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>>146863014
with that name I'm surprised he actually did something

>>146860020

Surefour, Taimou, and Zombs are all but confirmed hackers from their dirty bomb days.

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>>146863097
>McCree is shit now

being bad yourself doesn't mean that the character is shit, pal

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>>146863014

good thing i dont care about my win rate or id be pretty annoyed at being dropped into 4 losing games in a row

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>Talking to girl
>Says her favorites are Lucio, Mercy, Symmetra, and Junkrat.
Does she have good taste?

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>>146862945
MEI REPPIN THE NAYSH

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>>146863014

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>>146863257
>Didn't expect Naruto to follow his ninja way
Moi sutete mo, myori was sutezu

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>>146863014
Best waifu

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I can't catch a break

>>146863097
>I CAN'T 1V1 EVERYTHING IN THE GAME NOW
>MCREE IS LITERALLY SHIT

>>146863101
Ah yes, all the effects are still green. Kinda wish they changed them to the color of the skin honestly.

I just really like the deep black and gradient blue contrast, it just looks so damn sleek. I had Nomad and I still like that one but it ends up being a bit tiring on the eyes, but Carbon Fiber is just beautiful.

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Overwatch is currently balanced.

>>146863396
It's a man baby

>>146863396
As someone who has the same favourites, yes.

Make sure she doesn't blow your dick up.