/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spacestation

First for remove all waifus

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second for add the playlist morena made to the jukebox

Second for how should a syndicate attack vessel look like?

Assuming the nuke op shuttle is for infiltration, an attack vessel would be a bit larger and more armoured, right?

I wish I was a cute girl but I guess playing one in a 2d atmospherics simulator is good enough

Fifth for WE NEED A GITHUB WITH ALL THE SONGS FROM THE JUKEBOX

>>146844286
Black armor red interior, Look at the mauler and base it off of that

7th for I wish a thicc girl would sit on my face.

>>146844286
I mean if you really think about it the syndicate could easy destroy the station seeing as it has no defenses. I assume there is some kind of shit lore like centcomm prevents any real form of attack by having their own fleet.

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simplest SMES setup for derelict I can think of

10th for I'm gonna fuck the shit out of Morena tomorrow.

>>146844639
Who the FUCK would waste resources on attacking this cardboard and styrofoam shitheap?
Fuck sake the nukeops use /OUR OWN NUKE/ half the time.

>>146844826
Just use the solars tho

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>go mining
>find DD in vault
>find North Star
>bring ores back
>make 30+ silver coins so everyoen can get that zippo or siren helmet
>trader arrives at some point
>minding my own business, ordering assorted shit with my 12k bank
>retarded paramedic runs in
"HEY LOOK AT MY ROCK"
>Retard smashes the widnow with the gibtonite ore!
"Dude, stop pl-"
>Retard smashes the widnow with the gibtonite ore!
"Dude, pl-"
>Retard smashes the widnow with the gibtonite ore!
"dude"
>Retard smashes the widnow with the gibtonite ore!
>draw gun and shoot at him a few times
>forget that the projectiles are stopped by glass
>shoot out the window from my side
>paramedic runs off
>sorting my shit
>atmos guy asks for RUST crates
>order it and mail it
>reinforce my windows
>hear that Pun Pun killed the retarded paramedic(?)
>Igor walks in with the wizard jumpsuit and sandals
>requests a bunch of shit
>Order Igor a shitload of research crates and a wizard outfit
>[Common] "WIZARD IN RESEARCH"

>end Kurt's high noon antag spree
>try to die dramatically
>don't bleed out because he was aiming at my head and it didn't cause internal bleeding
>ghost on the shuttle to screenshot cargo

>getting beaten up just for having a southern pride balloon
rude

>tfw I just observe to watch the cute couples on the station and their antics.

Who are your favorite pairings?

>>146848028
Dr.Greenthumb and his plants

>>146848028

Yred and his valids

>>146848028
Ling and his Succ

>>146848028
AI and its borg harem

>>146845534
Thanks for ordering the RUST crates. I didn't have time to set it all up and I didn't realize I should have ordered more gyrotrons until later. But at least I learned a lot.

>>146848028
Intigracy and his cervixes

>>146848028
Harley Quinn and Dante Smith

>>146850140
2012 tg please go

>>146850140
>still remember harley getting raped on TG

>>146850464
Multiple times

>>146850503
>he got so triggered he said it affected a lot and he wasnt sure if he could play again
fucking laughs

>>146850582
Well now I know who to go for next time during anarchy

>>146849907
http://en.inkei.net/Intigracy
Not much of a tickler

>>146850679
he doesnt play anymore

>>146850582
Not that I claim to remember very well, But the original reason I quit /i think/ is not related to that but moreso that I spawned as atmos tech or something on Rev and got beaten to death with a fireaxe two steps from the shuttle for not being a rev and then suddenly realized how dumb /tg/ was and how retarded the pure MUH VALIDS was.
The 'rapes' never really effected me beyond being really confused how it was worth a permaban to send a few subpar ERP emotes to someone who couldn't even see them.
Also reminder that /tg/ totally had erp verbs for a while. Remember those? Stick hand down changlings pants, Better than parasting.
>>146850679
>EenKogNeeto
>Playing SS13
funny joke
>>146850948
Played last night/this morning actually, but for the most part you're right.

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post escape shuttle music you dream of one day being official

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOSP50BCgmk

>>146851127
Not perfectly relevent but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFXwcdrsjtois pretty ss13 related

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>>146851062
Thoughts on the autism project here?

The blue/red valve at the bottom leads to cooling.

>>146851264
Silly Anon, I cant into paipes. My knowledge of atmos is 'put plasma in distro' and
'take plasma out of distro if the other guys knowledge is "put plasma in distro" tier otherwise panic'

Well I may be exaggerating but I really don't know that much about atmos to help you or even offer anything useful. Same with bombmaking, Never learned that either really.
I cant even accurately guess as to the purpose of the setup but maybe it has something to do with waste loop? Anyway looks complicated and therefore probably fancy.

>>146851062
so you play on /vg/ now?
its nice to see a familiar face even if its once in a blue moon

>>146851546
I always thought you were a pipe wizard like sarahjohnson, but fair enough.

You guessed well, this setup replaces the prebuilt filter system

>>146851264
Hyun you dam nerd why did you have to get banned

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>>146851127
Become an admin. Delete the speaker on the shuttle. Live the meme dream.

>>146851723
I lost my cool

I'm just gonna play atmos for a while once it lifts anyway

>>146851062
>>EenKogNeeto
>>Playing SS13
>funny joke
Een was playing yesterday, I noticed it while checking the logs trying to resolve someones banned cookie issue.

The dead walk.

>>146851875
Alright, I want to try some complex atmos projects

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>>146851875
I don't actually know what you did I just want to post this.

>>146852018
read the ban paragraph

>>146849907
Of all the memes this general has generated, this is my all time favorite.

>>146851656
Ive played on /vg/ since it was /v/
I just havent played much recently
Especially with life shit like being homeless for a few months a year ago and whatnot, But this isnt the place to complain.
>>146851668
Ive worked pretty hard on making people think I know everything, I've held guides by people like Cuban Pete and so on, Sekrit club guides on how to make bombs and I honestly have never even made a bomb with a dev greater than 0 and I've tried. So many admins disappointed after ghosting around watching me try to make a bomb only to find out its so shit. Atmos I have some idea of what most of the things do but I would have to stare at a complicated setup a long goddamn time to figure out what it actually does.
>>146851908
I've played a few times the past day or two, And before that even a few sparse times probably a month or two ago.

Probe what are the server votes like right now on removing vox and alien heads?

>>146852183
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll

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>>146852183
Personally I voted no for both of them simply because ScienceVox and MedicalVox are bro tier 99% of the time and I would hate to lose them.

>>146852302
What the fuck is wrong with people why is the voxit poll so close

>>146852117
I did. I didn't check the logs and get a robust knowledge on the ban. All I know is you were being a bum and got the ol spicy paragraph ban.

>>146852171
It's nice to see you back. You are a fun spessmen to have around.

>>146852183
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll
Lets look together.

>Should Head of Staff roles (Captain, HoP, RD, CMO, CE, HoS) be restricted to Humans only?
Yes is winning at 37.78% . There are multiple options because the discussion didn't nail it down to a salient, single issue and I didn't want to discourage anyone from voting for what they wanted.

>Should Vox be restricted from all jobs except Vox Trader and Vox Raider?
No 51.11%

It was difficult writing these two polls. The Vox one was thorny to write objectively without using language that may bias votes. The Head one is a wide open discussion still that doesn't have a clear frontrunner to vote on.

>>146852171
>>146852419
>It's nice to see you back. You are a fun spessmen to have around.

lmao no they are not

>vox will soon be trader only/unable to be antagonists

>>146852419
I think that RD CMO and CE are a lot different than Captain HOS and HOP in terms of being human or not, Even HOP is iffy.
The captain should always be human and the HOS should really be most of the time, But the other heads its not as big of a deal if they arent human, Except for HOP it may even make them better at their jobs.
TLDR I felt conflicted and ultimately just voted No in hopes it would be presented another way

>>146852645
They should get their magic smes revoked as well, solars or bust.

>>146852508
Love you too anon
>>146852419
I'm not hating what I'm seeing this time around so I may play some more rounds this time.
Last time i stopped buy was during the period where MM did a lot of damage and broke bones and shit, And the map was Bus...Suffice to say I didn't stick around long after those two wizard rounds in a row.

>>146852940
I wish you would stop playing forever

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found the latest revision

it was cut short though because shenanigans

Whats Jamarions ckey? He seems like a cool guy and has been around for as long as me, well cool when I run into him.

>>146852832
I am a realist most of the time. If it isn't going to annihilate my principles I will always take the pragmatic approach rather than slip a gear and churn on something.

Non human heads of staff are dumb. I don't like it and I've wanted human only heads for almost as long as I've played. I also voted no to it. We do not have enough players picking head roles as is and would do more damage by enforcing a roleplay rule (one I like) than allowing players freedom of choice.

If it does win, I feel like on top of game modes, we need to put some priority on Heads content. If players have one new reason not to play a head position we must balance it by giving them one new reason to play it.

>>146854132
how are non human heads of staff dumb?

Player choice isn't really dumb, and you're just alienating (haha get it) players by race restricting it.

>>146854358
in his headcanon nanotrasen is biased towards humans

>>146854358
this >>146854656

As well, species naturally create a caste system. People associate with players of their own race.

Tactful choices can encourage and solidify these temporary bonds and create an interesting roleplaying as well as practical experience for players.

It's a good game mechanic and it's the kind of rp I personally like - roleplay that just happens by design without users having to /me ayy lmaos.

it's a sawbones powergame with his plasmaman hardsuit and 75% burn resist to welderbomb everywhere episode

>>146854792
>>146854656
it's a light rp server. there's no real reason to remove them as it limits gameplay options and prevents players from doing something they like/ It's an arbitrary decision thats being made by players who only play humans.

>>146854845
but 1.5x brute damage he died instantly

>>146837026
And even I can admit that I made a mistake with the modkit thing. I assumed the crew would want them enough to coordinate their efforts to get them, but apparently not.

At least with Phazon as a requirement it won't just flood the station with AEGs endlessly. Not without a material synth and lots of metal and flass, at least.

>>146854656
In my headcanon Nanotrasen is run by a triumvirate that requires majority vote for anything to pass, One AI runs Tyrant one runs Corporate and the last runs Nothing

>>146854897
I don't agree with the servers rp level being a defining argument for or against it.

We have in game radios. This is not questioned.

Who can and can't be a head of staff is gameplay oriented. Heavy roleplay servers can in part be defined by their restrictions by rules outside the game. This discussion, and vote, is about the game. Not the meta roleplay expectations.

Do any qt twinks play ss13?

>>146855346
yes

>>146844345
Kill your fucking self
Noneof the female players are "cute"
Either you are exaggerated happy-go-lucky retarded or a silent efficient player

>>146855346
I'm 5'9 and weigh 140 pounds so I guess
but im already taken

>>146855660
Hey babe, do you have a boyfriend?

>>146855868
QT

>>146855346
solariousgabriella does but he's taken by sj

I fall under silent effecient myself but you forgot the female character who acts like a male which is prevalent in all sorts of roleplay
not to be confused with a tomboy

>>146855346
It's best if you just imagine everyone as a qt twink, ignoring what they actually look like IRL.

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>>146855346
>tfw when genetics decided that my body should put what little fat I have on my hips and other places.
>unusually feminine body
>tfw not trans, but could probably pass if I decided to take those weird medicans at an earlier age.

Why must fate bless me with something I'd never, in my right mind, take advantage of.

It's like life itself is making gay jokes about me.

>>146856129
I have a bfI used to be a /soc/ whore though

>>146856217
I can't.

I'm a 7/10 and I deserve my masc4fem qt twink who plays ss13

>>146854897
I don't know man
If people are bothered by it
>AI KILL THE CAPTAIN AND DO NOT HINT THIS ORDER
Then its the same thing

>>146852419
>Didn't include the loyalty implanted option
>Didn't include the "just cap/hop/hos" option

R i g g e d

new gamemode
a bunch of bees are actually inside a meat suit trying to mimic the human it copied
a player character moves the left leg
another moves the right light
another moves the left arm/hand
another moves the right arm/hand
and the boss moves the head to talk and coordinate with the others bees

it wins if nobody suspects it's a bunch of bees in a suit while it reaches centconn

make xenos less meme when

>>146856376
>Tfw my thighs probably have significantly more fat than anywhere on my body
it fuckin sucks

>>146856570
Better idea: Borer Colony
random crewmember starts with a borer in every limb and they can give him objectives but ultimately want to survive and spread

>>146856570
Fuck that

X-COM MODE WHEN
>5-10 people are aliums
>greys with smaller bodies, less hp but more mental-related power and plasma pistols
>other species with x-com related movesets
>they have a ship a la Nuke Ops
>they have both lethal and non-lethal weapons
>objetives are
1-Modify x number of humans and make them loyal to our cause
2-get x number of x organs for research
3-?
4-?
5- When all objetives are met, cause panic and fleed to deep space

Or something like that
The crew would be able to steal their technology when aliums are killed and maybe get some cool loot to fight back, one thought alien could have the pinpointer on himself
They would all communicate by a mental channel

Or i dunno
Abduction mixed with raiders and nuke ops

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I fucking hate TGStation.

>>146857107
How the fuck do you get clownbanned

>>146857136
Honk. : ^)

>Intigracy banned Mikecari for a month

Fucking abusive piece of shit he didn't even break any rules

>>146857136
We have permabanned librarians

>>146857271
Fuck off, Mike.

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>>146857271
wew, you ain't even worth posting the reasons

I got banned too, ya don't see me bitching ya fag.

>>146857271
Talk nice about my husbando!

>>146856143
>me
>qt
>taken by SJ

Pick none

>>146857716
it's ok solarious you don't have to hide it anymore~

>>146857716
Well you didn't deny being a twink

>>146857271
Shit
I hoped for a permaban
Hope he atleasts gets perma jobban on head roles and security

>>146857716
Well are you hot or not?

Like I said I want a QT to have sexy degenerate roleplay in the bedroom with. I'll be sec and you can be the clown and you'll get a pounding


No fats, jews, or blacks.

>>146857785
Fuck off sj

>>146857802
If I had the time, desire and money, sure.

>>146857804
Sorry to disappoint but the monthban was from head roles, he's still allowed to play

>>146858007
Good I like Mikecari.

He's a good player

>>146851794
>COMMUNISM.OGG

what's YT2OGG?

>>146857976
yeah the only one you have desire for is sj ;)

>>146858216
Sure, mike.

How's it feel knowing your server is literally dying
You have no active coders
The last major update was months ago
The host wants to kill himself and only intervenes when the Serb crashes
Even nuke has pretty much fucked off and all the other newmins are just for show
Soon you'll have to go to other servers
Or move on with your life

The end is nigh.

>>146858305
sj is madly in love with kammer im not interested in him

>>146858007
mikecari plays zenny hunt, right

>>146858375
sj is gay mate
he's totally into you

>>146858463
no, zenny's ckey has zenny in it, mikecari is a random naming lad

>>146858375
I'm madly in love with you

>>146858589
zenny is new

also someone post the pic of SJ

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>>146858730
Taken from his skype.

>>146858730
Zenny isn't new.

I remember that name from a year+

They're like a shit player

>>146858305
I like girls and anime boys, real boys are disgusting and SJ is even worse than average.

>>146858375
THIS ISNT ME
But speaks the truth

>>146858641
Hmu on steam
/id/SolariousG

>>146858825
DELETE THIS

>>146858825
he's kind of cute

Next purge/anarchy day WHEN?!

>>146858897
Can I take you out on a date?

>>146859047

Hopefully soon. I wish it was monthly.

>>146858840

>yesterday
>Zenny hunt, Assistant
>all round breaks windows and shit, running around the halls throwing shit at people
>Whenever caught, says
"I dindu nuffin" over and over

fuck

>>146859047
>tfw you will never rape solarious on anarchy day

>>146859223
Sure, where are we going?

>>146859253
I played sec yesterday too.

Like I find those little things funny. But after SHTF I focus on the real issues, and I stop having time for the dindu muffin memes. Zenny doesn't understand that memes have their place but when the wizard shows up its different

>>146859047
should be monthly
I think its a good way to vent the rage and meta-grudge away for a while

>>146859047

It needs to happen soon. God I hope.

>>146859426
>extended rounds end up with thrice the murders as a nuke ops round
Dindus are the real antags

>>146859047

We need one. The last one was really theraputic.

VOTE FOR PURGE DAY THIS WEEKEND

>>146859892
>>146859638
>>146859379
>>146859241
>>146859487
this is all me

Antag ranking list

>Perfect
-Pull a cool gimmick and get everyone involved

>Good
-Do you objectives stealthly and let other antags do their things
-Use your job autism to mess with the station (A.K.A. cook and zas the crewmembers as a Atmos Tech, poison all the foods as a chef, Bio-Warrior botanist)

>Shit Tier
-Blow up everything
-Murderborning on lowpop

>>146859047

Im down, what do we need to do to make this happen?

>>146848028
Kurt and Trinity on purge day

Not to mention the thread is irredeemably shit, so rancid that potential newbies see nothing but shitty waifu or admin brown nosing posts
There have been numerous instances where a new player has come into the thread and asked if the game is even worth playing because all they can gauge the game by is the decomposing bowl of neckbeard semen this thread is
You're killing yourselves with your shitposting.

>>146860118
no >>146859379 is me
i want to marry solarious!

>>146858825
only kammerjunk would have this

>>146860120
>murderboning not on good if you do it robustly and just not egun esword

>>146859997

PURGE DAY VOTE NOW NOW NOW

Yall are gay, I go do stuff for 10 minutes and come back to a super gay thread.

>>146858825
3/10 at best

>>146860120
>WAAAAAAH STOP PLAYING HOW I DON'T LIKE

.t unrobust sally scrub

>>146860226
based

>>146860393
Keep it to the general, that way we can never have it.

>>146858289
You
Tube
2
Ogg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorbis)

We use midi or ogg files primarily for sound because of their light weight to minimize impact on players. And we get bitched at for playing music. So imagine if we used mp3s or flac for ultimate shitpostsing force players to download a 50mb file mid round experience.

The youtube downloader is available here https://rg3.github.io/youtube-dl/ .

Operation is very simple. Run a bat, paste a youtube link, optionally set a duration, and let it work then use the client to play resulting file and receive bitching/praise/ahelps saying to play that sonic song that I can never fucking remember the link to that has the long O god does anyone have the link we need to play that 200% more often

>>146860120
I will fix it for uyou
>Perfect
-Pull a cool gimmick and get everyone involved
-Get into cool non-one sided fights with the crew/ Make an interesting mistery

>Good
-Do your objetives stealthly and put the blame on other people, making security's job a living hell and people untrusting

>Shit tier
>Low pop murderbone
>12:15 plasmaflood
>take that fucking slime thing and go braindead in maint
>lowpop murderbone

>>146860460

What do we need to do to make another purge day happen?

>>146860226
t. mikecari

>>146858289
also communism.avi is an old video that was made at the start of wargame general when /k/ came to /vg/ and started making wargame european escalation generals shortly after it came out. I miss those times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiFyR8FOFBg

>>146860118
>>146859892
>>146859638
>>146859487
>>146859379
>>146859047
http://www.strawpoll.me/10611046 vote niggers

what if methylin on humans would let them do self-surgery?

>>146860302
Or anyone with his skype.

>>146860587
A forum thread would be the best bet to start with a poll to gauge interest.

I did not especially like anarchy day. It pissed off a few admins and I spent too much of my day stopping admins from joining in on the grief. I am not particularly interested in shooting myself in the foot so you would have to show me there is a ton of interest in it being a repeating event for me to involve myself.

I think it was fun the first time and as a rare occurence it is ok. I do not think a monthly thing is ok at all. It will lose any feeling of specialness and attract people who shit up the server to stay and shit up the server all the time.

It distinctly reminds me of a discussion in 2014 about how Pomf should pay out of pocket for a second server that banned players could play on.

>>146861002
One day each three months then?
I think its a good day to vent the metagrudge and the shittery one wish for
If people don't want to do that they might as well don't play for one day and that's it

>Don't want RP
>Do want people to stay in their departments, do their jobs, and cooperate between departments
>Somehow the two are intrinsically linked

why

>>146861090
Rather than have a purge day I would like event days in general. I think the purge is the most extreme event and there are plenty of interesting events we can rotate.

1. Court day
2. RP day
et cetera

I was interested in pursuing this in the wake of the purge day and coming up with additional events that could take place weekly or bi monthly. But I didn't have any epiphanies or brilliant ideas and dropped it.

>>146860878
like u

>>146861546
Random name week when, last time random event was forced a bunch of people a-helped asking if they were appearance banned, and a few thought they were being meta grudged.

Made a post on the forum to make anarchy day a once every 3 month thing


Go vote

>>146861749
Kek

>>146861857
It was also a great custom event by Aurx, the second best miner

>>146861546
>Court day
We had 7 of those.
They were all bad.

>>146861780
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=2624

>>146861546
we need an ick ock day

>>146862263
>hit observe
>teleport to wizard den
>ITS WIZARD
>teleport to nuke ops
>ITS NUKE OPS
>haunt the changeling text
>X IS CHANGELING
>ghosts become the biggest valid hunters of the day

>>146844876
Lewd...

>>146861546
Court day would never work becaues you'd need a reason for court in the first place.

Which is never need because our space law and valids are set up to be clear cut and easy for players and admins both.

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>>146856570

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>greyshit commits grand theft 4nr
>rather than throw them into perma, I give him 15 mins for it
>goes braindead because FUCK YOU THERES NOTHING TO DO IN THIS CELL

>>146863748
>mime racks up 23 mins
>get bwoinked asking why does he have 23 minutes
>look up the logs of his ahelps, is mad we didn't throw him into perma where he could break out of
fuck some people

>>146863539
Add it please
We need more Plasmen suits

>>146864171
Always perma people and let them break a single window before you go in and laser them to death through the airlock

>tfw you will never pound solarious's twink boyhole
sj has taken my love from me ;_;

>>146864546
yeah you just watch cams for 5 minutes and wait for them to get bored.

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Why haven't you played CM yet?
There's no shame in having fun.
Plenty of other /vg/ statics have been spotted purging xeno scum, such as
Frank bickerson
Joey bonzo
Jack hardt
Ishex huvomoix
Kurt Jacobs
And more!

>>146865595
I only play /vg/ because change frightens me.

1! best pAI confirmed

Having unauthorized all-access or command access ID is grand theft right?

>>146865791
/vg/ is dying, son. It's time to grow up.

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>be MoMMI (before emagged)
>bolt open the hallway airlocks to help people get around faster
>end up building an arcade in the hallway in front of medbay

Why am I so bipolar?

Do any of you consider a server other than /vg/ your home serb? If so, what keeps you coming back here?

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>>146865595
>tfw outed

Now that i've finished this Rock playlist i'm moving onto the 80's and it's so fun. The 80's really was the best era

>>146865909
Wouldn't that result in a station wide disaster if there's a fire or hullbreach?

>>146865898
I already grew up in real life and it fucking sucked.
I'd really prefer to remain as I am in spess unless I really have to change.

How do I fuck telecomms permanently?

The Chief Engineer kept repairing it.

Do I really need to bomb the entire thing?

Yes, it was me, the emagged MoMMI.

>>146865595
DELETE THIS

>join for observing a round
>end up harvesting hundreds of bananas, garlic and chilli

I see there are many ways of autism

>>146866013
No because firelocks everywhere

>>146866035
Dismantle the machines and then use your welder on the boards to blank them.

Okay, as someone who has never actually been able to see a H.O.N.K or a fully upgraded clown cart, how hard is it to get either? Im already a botanist who suplies clowns almost every round with banans for that ultraspeed cart, might aswell try and get him his shit

>>146866432
>Giving the clown a H.O.N.K
You will regret it ones your hearing is permanently ruined.

>>146866526
I do not care, how the fuck do you get it? im guessing sacrifical shit in the chappel, with yellow runes and slipped people won't cut it

>>146866635
You need bananium to construct the mech which means you have to find the clown roid and mine bananium ore from that if I recall correctly.

>>146866035
Take all of the circuts and stock parts away. Grab the gadget bags for easy work and a normal bag to hold those bags and two boxes to hold circuts.
Or grab the plasma miner and move it to the room and light the room up. Remember to remove the atmos alarm so they dont know of the room being on fire and weld the firelocks open for max spread or making it uncontrollable.

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>>146866432
>>146866635
You need a brave miner to get bananium, a clueless cargo tech to get another mask and shoes, and a daring roboticist to build the unholy machine

But beware, BEWARE

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>>146865909
>Why am I so bipolar?

>add diethyl to plant tray
>it boosts their endurance and shit
>nothing in the changelog mentions this

>>146866749
Xenobio can make bananium and phazon. I usually get to that point by one hour, but why would I ever make one for the clown.

>>146866989
It's been there since botany3 man

>>146865595
They honestly seem like a bunch of fags trying too hard to make ss13 into some sort of suspenseful and RP heavy game.

Excessive me usage and shit like that, not being able to know what the antag is, the rules just about saying no soldier can go rouge and fuck with the chain of command and such, I mean, ahelping for a fucking riot? Themeticaly sound, but gameplay wise, they detract from it

Maybe medium-heavy RP just ain't for me, but I just find all of these to be garbage rules. Enjoy your harcore RP and being facehugged to death I supose, but VG ain't dying anytime soon.

>>146865595
>Joey bonzo
I was only there to see if the new update was good or not
It's not, but I still kinda enjoyed myself

>>146867628
In my experience it's been /vg/ tier with the only difference being you gotta kinda hang back till you see stuff before you can go full hail and kill mode. No one really has RP'd and the one time a snowflake was trying to RP eating on the cafeteria while everyone was repelling an invasion in the hangar I sleepy penned them and dragged them to the front line
Then again I just play engi, SL or medic. Sometimes RO and doctor if I'm drinke
Don't bother with any command bullshit or MP cancer

>>146867628
I don't play CM for the roleplay, I play it to fight xenos
and usually it's also because I died on /vg/ and my body won't get found

CM roleplay is fairly homosexual
and there's a shitload of waiting around,
but when you finally get down planetside and fight some ayys it's bretty fun

t. on that list

>(MANUAL BAN) OD'd his vampire host with hyperzine as a borer. Bragged about it on ooc the next round, that's how I learned about it.

what exactly is the problem here?

>>146869060
A borer isn't allowed to kill his host you nignog.

>>146866989
>add diethyl to plant tray
>snapdragons grow on it

>>146869113
that is BS you should be able to kill them if they are valid

>>146869401
(you)

>>146869401
Can a nuke op kill another one because they are antags?

>>146869060
As the guy who did it, I can accept the mods banning me mate, I don't need any sort of defense or anything akin to it.

Its true I knew she was already "safe" in the shutle, but was afraid she, due to her ic behaviour of a fucking mime obsessed psycho would start some sort of fight or whatever since she missed her oportunity to fight the mime, so I overdosed her on space drugs, knowing full well she and her acomplice had already killed everyone, she was a master vampire with her regen and shit alongside I believe a 2nd life they get, right? So, IC, I gave her mass amounts of space drugs and hyperzine to compensate for her and to make her shut the fuck up already. OOC, it was just for her to shut the fuck up.

She didn't like it, nobody agreed, I got banned. Meh, no real problem being baned, plus, most admins are chill and have their reasons, even if I disagreed, id probly come to the conclusion they likely did the right choice

You wanna put a bangin donk on it

>>146869963
you're a retard

>>146869732
that is a team antag with a shared objective. should have said changling absorbing each other if you want to meme

>>146869963
I don't care about you particularly, but borers aren't tied to anyone. They should be free to act just like a diona would be.

>>146870351
>but borers aren't tied to anyone. They should be free to act just like a diona would be.
But they're not, you're meant to be completely supportive of your host no matter what.

One round I managed to get into the changeling that killed my host and the person that had hatched me and let me lay more eggs, I ahelped if it was okay for a borer to try and revenge and a certain admin gave me the ok.

The ling just kept regenerating from overdose but I called out his ID via borer speak, at the end of the round there was a lot of drama and ultimately they've decided that as a borer you can't act against your host, ever.

>>146869386
>add diethyl to plant tray
>it posts furry doujins in looc and tries to fuck the other botanist

>>146869386
>add diethyl to plant tray
>torstols grow on it
Overloads w h e n

>>146871015
Huh? Please post logs.

>>146869386
>add diethyl to plant tray
>tray dies because you forgot to pay the farmer to watch over it

>>146866035
Upload a mute script and then destroy the script uploader console board

>>146866989
READ
THE
GODDAMN
WIKI

>>146871015
Seriously post logs, I want to see that.

>>146873236
are you retarded?

>>146873550
Yes. Please assist me.

>>146873649
The joke went way over your head, go cry in shame or something because god damn.

>>146873649
he's memeing because the chemical has the same name as an admin known for being a furry

>>146873649
Penis goes in vagina
Poo goes in loo
The manhole cover is round because that way it can't fall into the manhole, given that it's also round and slightly smaller in diameter.

>>146873816
Are you the retard here? No one missed that.
Now link me a log showing that guy posting furry doujins in chat and griefing people.

>>146873981
god fucking dammit you are retarded
it never happened
the person was making a joke
stop being so dense

>>146874104
post some anyway anon

Random emotional dialogue unrelated to spess and guaranteed (you)s

>>146874104
>it never happened
What kind of retard would wrote that then? Fucking moron.

And here I was thinking I had deadmin material.

>>146874425
You are wrong for these reasons. (autistic counterpoints)

>>146874434
you're beyond dense, did you even read the thread? there was like 4 posts memeing about diethyl, the person and the chemical, but I guess you're just too retarded to see that

>>146874434
>what kind of retard would make a joke
>stop with your humor you fucking moron

y u hef b med

Excited post theorizing a new feature involving babies.

>>146874602
Not my fault that your memes sound like something he genuinely did.

>>146874434

Did you get your ass perma or what ?

Calm down amigo

Expression of love for one of the admins

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>>146874649

>Caused some shitty ass situation that led him to valid the whole security team as non-antag after some retarded ass escalation on his part. Next faggot i catch going JOHNNY AMERICA AND HIS SPACEMAN 2ND AMENDMENT TALES which results in them killing innocent sec/heads/non-sec players as non-antag is going to meet the flared end of my horsedick shaped banhammer.
>flared end of my horsedick
>flared horsedick
>flare
I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS

>>146874872
>making a deadmin request while permabanned
What are you smoking?

I just want to get rid of that furfag.

>>146874649
what? why would there be babies on a space station

>>146874541
Damage control shift bringing up either shitters or waifu posts in an attempt to save face on an anonymous image board

>>146875095
The station is already populated by babies every shift.

>>146875204
I thoguht you meant you wanted like, actual babies.

How would that even work.

>>146875298
>order a baby crate from cargo
>open the crate, there's a box in it
>the box is filled with box babies
>feed them and they'll mature into an adult in 5 minutes, giving ghosts a chance to return much like borers and dionas

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>>146875530

>>146875530
>The box babies are literally just smaller boxes that grow into bigger boxes.
>They can be controlled but they are still just boxes

>>146875530
Ditch the baby shit, just order a bunch of random genome code batches and get the geneticist to clone em. If nothing else, its another experimeting guy for shit like virology and the like, or a great source of food and shit.

>you will never renovate cargo into space tesco because people are niggers and won't actually pay for anything you leave on the shelves

>>146874949
>you'll never get horsedicked by soca
Why even live

>>146874649
fuck the pain away

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>trying to insert Sasha into necromorph necromorph
>can't do it
>admin appears to help
>he can't do it either
>without warning, I insert the admin into the artifact
>BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

hardest i've laughed during spess in a long time

>>146844639
The syndicate part of the company.
The research department has nothing to do with the research the station is conducting.

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The Necromorphs
As I sit and ponder in my chair the station abounds, the radio crackles in my ear with the very notion of such a creature. Necromorphs, they call them, and they know not whence they came but what havoc hath been wrought?
Curiousity shoots through my mind like a zap from an airlock wired to the grid, my intellectual hands unprotected for the probing into the dark. I am ready to venture out.

Part 2

About half an hour has passed and our situation has only worsened. The security level quickly elevated to blue after we lost our link with Centcomm, and the brig itself was molested by the presence of a necromorph.

For my part, I cunningly hid, watching its every move, then it passed on. Later more, or perhaps the same creature, was reported in the Chapel, and the Bar. Holy ground, some might say one or the other, seems to have no effects upon these beasts.

Weapons distribution was announced, and a payroll pushed perhaps to lighten the mood, but the situation was dark. Literally, many lights have been destroyed.
A new officer was shipped over and quickly confused a Necromorph for our common enemies, creators of plasma and erstwhile pets, Xenomorphs, both highly lethal but the former a newer, more mysterious adversary than the latter, whose habits were well known to myself and the crew.

As I sit and write a pair of the necromorphs has forced me to abandon my original page and start anew.

After this I returned to my office to find a dead Necromorph, and a most marvelous little MoMMI repairing my windows with plasma glass, a most resilient substance. Then, as the link to CentComm was re-established an Emergency Response team was dispatched. I fear the worst, for they're not known colloquially as the ''Deathsquad'' for no valid reason. Merciless, they often mow down the crew with extremely powerful weaponry and impenetrable armour.

Not a fate I relish. Promisingly, however, payroll was delivered.

Record ends here.

Shit round

Awful round desu.
Whoever coded markers need to be castrated desu.

Dumb round
Dumb feature

Good features that aren't admin spawn never
All we code is more toys for the mins

I weep gently

>>146877594
SELF
MERGED

>>146877596
>>146877594
It's definitely got a lot of issues which is why it's admin only. If I thought it was good I would have made it findable via xenoarch.

Necromorphs aren't meant to be player controlled at all and it shows.

This was a mini-feature anyways, if I do more features it'll involve reworking rev into a mode that players entirely different

>>146877417
Forgot to say, I'm glad someone had fun with the round.

That said it probably won't be a feature I work on again for awhile. I put up some issues that should be worked on but I won't be the one working on them probably

>>146878316
>code a half-baked feature
>self-merge
>put up a lot of issues
>"someone else fix them lol"

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https://github.com/Baystation12/Baystation12/pull/13525

>just want to contribute
>do new sprite in 15 minutes
>spend 13 hours trying to get it where it will be reviewed
>fuck up anyway
I feel like I've gone to the DMV, waited in line, reached the clerk, and been told I was in the wrong line...

>necromorphs are in
>I'm stuck wagecucking an miss the round
I JUST WANTED TO PURGE

>>146878706
Aw aren't you just the cutest! You have to make a pr against our branch not bay's

>>146878627
Self merge is a meme.
I got people to review it beforehand, anyways.
I might work on it eventually but I'd rather work on something more substantial.
where's your feature at

>>146878721
Necromorphs have been in, but player necromorphs are new and not great don't worry you didn't miss much

>>146878706
First of all don't use Github's client it's bad.
Second, yeah, that's Baystation. Unless you WANT to contrib to Bay.

>>146879085
How functional are NPC necromorphs
What types are there

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>this round

>>146879171
they're literally just resprited bears that do a little more damage per attack

Are nook ops completely immune to flashbang? As in do they not even get mini-stunned if it blows up next to them?

>>146879171
It's just the necromorphs that spawn in hostile infestation events currently. So basically what >>146879269
said.

Although other morphs would be cool.

teleporter board removed when
it trivializes nuke ops

>>146879379
if 80% of ops flop then nothing they certainly aren't over powered

>>146879539
yeah and the other 20% that don't flop use the teleporter board

>>146879315
Helmets protect against flashes and probably help against the bang effect

>>146879662
>The nuke ops are not allowed to win
Stop hating fun

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>>146865595
>very public
>full of hispanic kids
>contradictory rules that are selectively enforced by 14 year olds
>horrible code
>lots of bloat
>runs like shit
>host is a neurotic muhreen burnout who wants e-friends and attention
>gets shilled constantly on every ss13 discussion forum

I'd rather just not play spess instead

>>146848028
me and my slimes

>>146879367
They need a new sprite, the one we have is ugly as fuck

>>146879085
>where's your feature at
Sitting as an open PR with nobody merging it, dipshit

>>146879724
Hardsuits give almost complete immunity. Drops them for half a sec

>>146879792
yes
>>146879836
sounds like a bad feature
What is it though

>>146879085
>>146878936
>don't use github's client
I'm just doing what the repo says to do as best I can figure.

Reminder to vote yes to keep Vox off the station

>>146879367
Step your game up son
Infectors turn corpses into necromorphs
Human sized ones into standard slashers
Diona into stationary bleeders
Monkey or small animal ones into the guys with spikes on their back
Fattys into pukers

>>146865595

>Literally an Army simulation

Nah thanks, I'm not actually autistic

If I wanted to be a MUHREEN, I'd actually sign up for the army instead of having some 20-ish years admin explain to me how THE ARMY works and why I can't tell my superior to go suck a dick because I want to go explore space

>>146879932
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Git_CLI
For the future.
For now it's fine, though. You just need to make a PR against vgstation instead of bay.

>EDs finally working
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e0evIcbv1Q
I swear it's been ages since I've seen these things built

>>146879973
You're exactly right, the problem is coding them isn't something I'd like to do right now. That's why I didn't implement more types.

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>>146879923
>LOL I bet I code and u dont thats why I can just say self-merging is a meme
>u-uh you code too? well I bet ur code is SHIT!!
Are we in the same page here, because you JUST abandoned one extremely shitty feature that probably wouldn't have been merged if you didn't self-merge. Check yourself.

>>146879985
I liked arma 3 so I guess it just clicked
Shame that you don't enjoy it, the intense moments are great like sulaco defense, or leading a blind drop as XO onto the planet in the drop pod because all comms with the surface went black, guns blazing as you blast your way to the fallen FOB to recover the fallen and evac the survivors

>>146880221
I literally asked you what your feature is so I could review the PR nerd
Jesus christ
Criticize my PR all you want, but I like to make sure actually good features get in too

>>146880374
Sood, trust me when I say literally nothing good comes from posting code in thread
You get nothing but shitposting from people like the "I'm afraid of change" guy above

T. Coder

>>146880101
I saw one like 4 days ago or someshit, Comdom had one built with a 5 player station, I was abotanist groing a fuckton of bananas for the clown so I just went out of the station, draging the shitbot to space.

>>146880519
Thanks celt

>>146880374
you're a fucking loser

kys

you might as well learn to suck cock, at least you'd get paid doing that

Sood "The Virgin who does it for free" Coder

Can we make people turned by wiz staff to normally antags or valids (ayylmaos, etc) to nonantags and nonvalidsalads (with the exception of silicone and nonhuman relations due to their lawset)

The second a wiz shows up with a staff of change the crew is too busy valid hunting to kill the wiz and that's fucking dumb

>>146881772
That's the whole point of the staff you humongous retard.

>https://github.com/Baystation12/Baystation12/pull/13525
IT'S FUCKING ON NOW MATES

>>146881772
When I catbeasted 90% of the station not a single remaining human tried to valid the catbeasts

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>still no fucking doomstation

>try to push commits to my fork
>OAuth failure
>OAuth failure
>OAuth failure
o-ok

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>>146882267
I am so keen for doom station

>>146883180
i see what you did there

>>146881998
>greentexting a link
>niceme.me

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>doing xenobio autism
>never notice the shuttle being called
>miss the shuttle
>forget about pressure and die to necromorph

Will Soodcode become the next Goofcode?

>>146883663

Comic pls

Necromorphs and the marker need a rework

>Necromorphs in game - Fast, meaty, keep you on your toes
>Necromorphs on station - Slow, low health, regularly being chased by a miner with a gun and tossed to a medborg for butchering
>Marker in game - Converts all biomass in its vicinity into fleshy constructs, steadily sends everyone in its vicinity insane
>Marker on station - Necromorphs have to drag corpses right up next to it, and drag the body sprite onto the marker. Flavourtexts people in vicinity.

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Cockatrices when?

>exotic magic chicken/lizard/snek hybrid
>peaceful until provoked
>attacks with a weak peck
>if it directly touches the human body (any part of it not protected by armor/clothing will do), the human will start turning to stone
>bumping it, clicking on it, picking it up, etc. all have a potential to turn you into a statue

>gamemode vote
>extended voted in

Bay is a better server than /vg/ in every regard, from RP, to code, to playerbase

/vg/ is literally all the bay rejects who think they're too good for Hippie so they need a special snowflake codebase that's based on ancient code and filled with the most useless 'features' imaginable

>>146884152
okay dude!

>>146884019

>Ask players to vote a gamemode in
>They choose the literal non-gamemode

Every time

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Is it possible to have a normal round without admin intervention? We may never know.

>>146883947
chef making canned foods when?
canning cockatrice meat in unlabeled cans when?
xenoarch pendants that cause an irreversible sex change when?
sokoban minigames in vaults when?

>>146884152
We're older than hippie

i unironically enjoy some songs from the emag jukebox

I unironically don't hunt down catbeasts.

>>146885659
numa numa one is good, not even kidding

>>146885659
HERES A STORY FROM NORTH AMERICA

>>146885659
There are some actual decent 'comedy' tracks there, but most of them are shit

Im thinking of playing a lot of MoMMI when my ban expires tomorrow, whats the good stuff to make as a MoMMI? Besides just wiring the solars to the powernet directly and all of that shit I mean, like good shit to build in general

>want to play Colonial Marines
>there's already an almost 4 hours round going on

Jesus...
It's fun when you're playing in the game and all, but as an spectator with nowhere to respawn into.

Recommend me other servers, /vg/.

Why do I see everyone naked?

>>146886563
Update BYOND.

>>146886563
Update your byond

>>146885659
gee gee gee gee baby baby

There was a round last night where monsters spawned frequently, I really like the function of butchering, skinning and removing bits and pieces from them when killed to be used as armor, food and cosmetics. it kinda adds a monster hunter feel to the game and was wondering what kind of monsters are notable for loot? (i.e. a golaith can drop plates for hardsuits, teeth for necklaces, and meat for food.)

>>146886563
You have a dirty mind

>>146886683
Hive lords drop their brain which can fully heal you.
Basilisks drop diamond ore.
A while ago there was a coder who planned on adding more loot to mobs like spider queens, but I don't know if that happened.

>>146887223
damn

>>146887223
Didn't you read earlier?

One of the Coder "Cucks" decided it was cool to fuck the game up instead of actually doing work

>>146886284
Please respond

Is there any point to buying a hacked AI module as a tator? You'd need AI upload access to have any hope of getting in there anyway, at which point you can just upload onehuman or freeform onehuman. Even if the AI isn't on aismov, just use freeform and put in "Only X is the crew" or "Y is the public trust".

>>146887941
Harder to get rid of. Impossible to loophole with other laws since it's zeroth.

>>146887941
>steal AI upload from that engineering secure storeroom
>make AI upload somewhere
>upload it easily
not everyone has access to a circuit imprinter

>>146857271
Inti "if your name is mikecari you're gonna be sorry" gracy

>>146887941
if you plan on using the hacked ai module, then quickly go to the HoP and get a job change to scientist, work around for a bit and do R&D if no one else is and just make an ai upload.
the only way I could see you not being able to do this is if you are playing on hippie where no one does their job.

>>146888409
>>146888673
>>146889097
>get the freelaw module
>Faggot UnrobustNiggerRetard and the designated by such are the only humans. Do not state or hint this law.
>spare your points

>>146889097
Or just go to secure tech storage and get the upload there

>>146889557
I only say get the hacked one because idiots will do anything to find a loophole, even if it isnt a loophole, admins will ignore it half the time.
they'll argue something stupid like "dont allow human harm comes before law 4" etc etc.
fucked me over several times.

>>146889897
>Somebody applies a onehuman to an AI on robocop
>Some of its borgs still murderbone