/srg/ - Speedrunning General

can we PLEASE talk about censorship

>>146802978
your chart is off. the liberal part of speedrunning should compromise 75% now.

>>146803483
What did she mean by this?

>>146803972
>she

>>146803972
talk about me please serg

>>146803972
Good question! Would anyone like to answer?

Reminder to talk about speedrunning!

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Narci has nothing on Schala

>>146805938
that chin is just giant

>>146806603
good qualities imo so yea

>>146806729
Uhm what about our girls abby and soe?

>>146806729
You're posting lists & putting yourself at the top, you're a fucking mess. Just fuck off.

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what did he mean by this?

forget about trannies. we need REAL speedgirls like beneziaa and rawrica back in our scene to eliminate this faker scum once and for all

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How long until sgdq friends?? Wanna save some animals HYPE!

>>146807309
whats mukbang?

>>146808028
korean girls eating food on stream

>>146808028
Big Jon's favorite:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muk-bang

https://www.reddit.com/r/GamerGhazi/comments/3znhte/a_speedrunner_at_agdq_just_made_some_horrific/

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>>146808412
cunts btfo, I hope that they never feel welcome at GDQ events

000rokko.jpg

>>146807309
that feel when twitch knows it will make more money of people watch landwhales eat than off of cosmo playing games

pretty much end of the road for you, eh cosmo?

SLAYER ABOUT TO BE BTFO

https://www.twitc
h.tv/growthkasei

>>146809997
>tied WR
KEK

>>146810214
more like
>2nd by a few tenths of a second
KEK

>>146805938
why the long face

Duke is streaming... something.

>>146811857
Not speedrunning. There is actually no reason to ever name drop him and hasn't been a relevant reason for years now.

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SM64 runners.

>>146812267
are based for operating under bros before hos

>>146812168
he says the word cute a lot, and it's not a discussion about cosmo's nondick, so

>>146812168
hey cry about it

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Remember when he was relevant?

I Sense The Rebirth Of SpeedRunning

>>146812770
Who is relevant in speedrunning anymore? I'm completely behind, I open these threads out of habit but don't read them.

What are the big games?
Who are the big streamers?

SGDQ HOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIPEEEE

SLAYER ABOUT TO BE BTFO

https://www.twitc
h.tv/growthkasei

Nancy has a cute face and seems like a sweet girl. Surely she is worth sleeping with on this merit alone, even if she has a gross / smelly cunny? Let me know if I'm just being naive about women because it's very likely that I am.

>>146813154
All the big streamers have transitioned to Let's Plays, a different gender or irrelevancy.

>>146813820
>whoever grind the most is gonna be the most successful
EXPOSED GRINDMONKEY

damn....

who is going to be exposed next?

>>146814354
me.... i hope.....

>>146814354
bene's tits

>>146812267
reminder that puncay has chlamydia now

I just wish I could use the cool new #cheer function on twitch right now to celebrate this AWESOME moment with my fellow chat members!

>>146813939
she's a slut. sluts can't be sweet or cute, and they are never worth having sex with.

Notice how for every grind monkey, there is a truly skilled runner that will not only beat their grinded time in only a few attempts but also makes strides to route and improve the game.

Known Pairings:

Grind Monkey: Squid
Truly Skilled: Ion
Games: Billy, Ape Escape 2

Grind Monkey: ellonija
Truly Skilled: cyghfer
Game: Mega Man 2

Grind Monkey: Jodenstone
Truly Skilled: Marco
Game: OoT MST

Grind Monkeys: Torje, Narcismo
Truly Skilled: Skater
Game: OoT Any%

Grind Monkeys: Cheese, Puncayshun, Simply
Truly Skilled: Nero
Game: SM64

Grind Monkey: yashi
Truly Skilled: pykn
Game: Goemon

Grind Monkey: Xelna
Truly Skilled: Kryssstal
Game: A Link to the Past

Grind Monkey: Magmapeach
Truly Skilled: Nero
Game: Mega Man 9

Grind Monkey: Greanbean
Truly skilled: Becored
Game: Wario Land 4

Grind Monkey: Werster
Truly skilled: Exarion
Games: Pokemon Red, Gold, Crystal, Emerald

Grind Monkey: FuriousPaul
Truly Skilled: JoeDamillio
Game: Super Castlevania 4

Grind Monkey: GrowthKasai
Truly Skilled: SlayerofBabies
Game: Turok

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>>146814964
>Truly Skilled: SlayerofBabies

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>>146814964
>Truly Skilled: SlayerofBabies

>>146814964
>tfw didnt make the list

>>146815350
iktf

Grind Monkey: NoobKillerRoof
Truly Skilled: Brescaz
Game: Medievil II

>>146814964
Grind Monkey: Zoast
Truly Skilled: Garrison
Game: Super Metroid

>>146814964
get me off the list

>>146814964
i'm glad my games have mostly no competition so i can be both truly skilled and a grind monkey

any promising runs this gdq?

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>>146814964
>Grinded 8 hours a day every day for a month to save 6 seconds
>Blown out by 20 seconds in a day
Lol
Lol

>>146818326
I can promise you the finale will be a real "blast", if you catch my drift...

>>146813939
Even before knowing she was a slut, I never thought she was cute at all. Speedrunners have the lowest standards, but I don't blame them.

Cosmo-tier commentary

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Didn't think I'd cut the 29 before SGDQ. Not bad. The 27 is free to anyone that isn't bad.

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ayy

>>146818427
the got finale was kind the "blast" too

>>146818427
y_ simply y_

>>146819571
>Nancy "Wood"
can't make this up

cheer69

>>146819571
i hope she gets raped and murdered by someone pretending to be a popular twitch streamer

speedrunners are sick in the head. reliving high school as grown adults since their high school experience was essentially nonexistent, the actual definition of degeneracy.

>>146821487
What kind of high school did you attend where the students spent their time playing the same old video games repeatedly?

>>146821487
>>146821585
when is SpeedRunning High: The Anime

>>146819571
who the fuck is that

>>146822075
H O W
O
W

N E W
E
W

>>146815614
wew lad

someone redpill me on /srg/

>>146824016
talks about trannies more than /lgbt/

>>146821487
>>146821585
It's a special needs classroom thing. It figures that guy would know about it.

y_ tell m_ to stream k_

My analysis on Sam's new tweet.

>>146826835
ok go

>>146827105
I still cannot believe this is real. In fact, i was so in shock by the recent developments that it took me a while to write this analysis.

First thing that stood out to me, is that it sounds like Sam and Tolki really did get divorced after all. The fact that Tolki chose to say nothing and how Sam says they're "still friends" makes me feel like they aren't together anymore. I also think its kinda messed up that Tolki said nothing even though her actions at SGDQ 2014 caused this whole thing.

Meanwhile Sam took responsibility pretty well. When he says "I take full responsibility for the decisions I made that led to where we are now". I'm pretty sure hes talking about the times he treated Tolki like crap, forced her to stream, wasn't a good husband, all the stuff we've talked about for the last 2 years that led to Tolki resenting him and finding comfort in other men.

I have a lot of respect for Sam if hes willing to take responsibility because I always believed it was mostly Sam's fault for the marriage dying. its really interesting to see he may feel the same way.

As for Tolki, I don't know if shes ever going to be on the stream again. Sam says they're still friends and this is confirmed by the fairly recent pictures of them at the airport. But if shes not even willing to take responsibility for her actions then she probably doesn't give a shit about the stream.

That being said, I don't agree when Sam says Tolki deserves no criticisms. What she did was terrible and inexcusable, and it makes me feel like the other reason Sam is still "friends" with her is because hes hoping she will take him back. Meanwhile the only reason Tolki still talks to Sam I think is because she doesn't want to make him feel bad.

>>146829924
I also get kind of a depressing tone from Sam here. Like he lost everything and wants to start from the ground up. Which is pretty much true when you look at everything. He had a super successful stream and a beautiful wife, now he has neither and has apparently spent the last 2 years just being depressed.

The response so far has been overwhelming positive though, and if Sam does start streaming again then I look forward to this sub becoming the main reddit hub for SVG discussions.

We have theorized before what a Sam only stream would be like. But I feel like just the interest alone in what happened will skyrocket the views in the first couple days. He really needs to tell his side of the story, that alone will probably bring in 2k viewers at the least, not to mention the sympathy donations. If he breaks down crying on stream, thats another easy 5 thousand dollars of donations.

So yeah, things are looking pretty good for Sam when it comes to the return of SVG. Judging from the huge positive response on twitter as well as here I think he can easily make a comeback just by himself.

>>146829924
Why do you copy reddit posts?

>>146830086
stop spamming everywhere you fag kys

>>146830086
is kowashitai a good speedgame?

>>146830086
why did you delete?

>>146803046
>>146807474
>>146829924
>>146830028
who is we?

yo could somebody (headcran) ask duke to explain why he posted the 'my friend died and I'm happy about it' pastebin?

tfw speeddepression

>>146814964
Thanks for this list of people who have been BTFO into oblivion by better runners

>>146835343
thanks for the late response!

Hey slayer you realize that you still have to get that sub 4 in fc3? Expecting some runs soon

>>146835872
tfw slayer's suicide attempt didn't work because he never completed his life's purpose of getting sub 4 in fc3

>>146802978

culturalxmarxist

is being a grindmonkey even a bad thing? it's not like theyre slowing down the routing these 'better players' are doing or hurting the scene in any way

sincerely, grindmonkey

>>146840031
They literally do not exist, it was forced by a cry baby after he got BTFO

>>146840031
yes because their nuthuggers will defend them as the best (god gamer stigma) even though they do nothing to improve the game

>>146841481
This is never true and top runners always find improvements in every game. It's inevitable. No one gets that good at a game without finding something or putting their knowledge to use. No one. You're just repeating the same tired, bad meme over and over on a thread swarming with clueless stream monsters.

Is this the right thread for me to post in?

is this the right dog for me to dead in?

Not long till SGDQ now...

>>146841481
> nothing to improve the game
except bring the time down

*posts a silly selfie*
"I wonder how many times I'll see this on 4chan"
well. a lot of times.
is this 'bully baiting'?
i'm a successful meme

do you think you're in control by trying to step on my image?
i'm in your fucking brain. i'm on your mind.

keep posting my selfies.
keep posting clips of me.
keep the gossip flowing. post rumors and theories about my life.
keep acting like you're the one in control.
or, don't.

-Narcissa

>>146846282
what image

>>146846532
>>146803483

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>>146846618

>>146842092
Puncayshun hasn't contributed anything to SM64, and all Cheese/Simply have contributed were taking whitearis strats and being the first to optimize them/use them in runs.

>>146829924
>>146830028
Literally who are these people?

>>146848495
>>146848661
thanks for the late responses!

>>146846282
https://u.pomf.is/wanyfs.webm

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hey /srg/ I am a long term shitposter. Serious question here though.
>I have terminal autism.
>I am barely verbal.
>Most people can't understand me.
>I have terrible depression/social anxiety.
Should I still actually continue learning my speedgame and stream? Or should I just kill myself?

>>146807309
enough of the fucking tumblr marxist "??????" meme

>>146849626
what game
this is an important question

>>146849626
sounds perfect, you will get wrs in no time

>>146849703
>What game
Final Fantasy X. I lack any real talent and motivation to do anything else, really.

>>146849946
kill yourself

>>146849946
you would think an autist would have good taste in speedgames

>>146849626
Delete this nigger.

>>146849989
>kill yourself
Okay. Should I do it in the stream room at SGDQ to get the event cancelled/cause massive triggerings?
>>146850410
>good tastes in speedgames
Unless you mean animu maymay games I actually have speedran several games including a link to the past, super metroid and oot. I just don't find them soothing and repetitive enough.

>>146849946
You can't speedrun a JRPG.

>>146850726
don't come here posting about killing yourself if you aren't serious, it's offensive to people like cronikeys

>>146850956
>Don't joke about suicide, it hurts the feelings of delicate trannies
Fuck trans

>>146850726
Are you a degenerate? Neet? Support trump? give me the backstory

>>146851380
you don't have to be trans to want to kill yourself

>>146851401
>Are you a degenerate
Yes. i am a furfag. But hey it's 2016. Lets celebrate diversity bois.

>Neet
Of course. I have never held a job and failed out of community college due to severe social anxiety.

>Support Trump
Yes. He is a brilliant troll and destroyer of pussy.

>Backstory
Not much more I can add other than I have been watching speedruns since 2006 but too shy/depressed to actually be seriously committed. My life is very dull.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuyN5ay6WYY

M1 boppin autistic niggaz at they own game

>>146848495
Being able to fine tune, optimize and peform these strats in a new fastest time is what matters.

>>146851982
No.

>>146851729
>troll
work on becoming less of redditor. you seem alright though. run medievil

>>146851729
literally stop speedrunning and do some exercise you fucker, you have all the time in the world apparently so why not lift and run

after a couple months your autism will be cured and you'll never want to speedrun again

>>146852073
Yep. Pushing times down is what matters. Lowering a games time is what matters.

Finding a strat doesn't lower a games time, a good run does.

>>146852107
>Be less of a redditard
Thanks for the kind words anon

>>146852157
>Exercise you fat autistic fuck and you'll never want to speed run again
If that was true then why does bignig06 still stream?

>>146852157
>you have all the time in the world apparently so why not lift and run
For autist / anxiety fags the act of getting to the gym the first few times is the hardest part.

>>146852432
Dude.Just.No.

>>146852616
Who said anything about the gym? The gym is the Jew's Workshop. Buy some weights & some running shoes.

>>146852741
>Of course. I have never held a job
>being able to acquire goods for currency

>>146852701
Yeah. You don't find a strat and suddenly have the games time lowered. You need a run, with everything good, including said strat, peformed well and on a good pace run, finished out to the end. That is credit to the runner. Try getting good.

>>146849668
thanks for the late response!

>>146805938
good thing his chin reaches down to his navel, as to hide his adam's apple

>>146853227
thanks for the late response!

>>146852817
actually the True God Gamers just create work for the Grind Monkeys. they cannot be bothered as they are busy constantly finding new strats and glitches.

>>146850547
AHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>new runner with female name talking about speedgame progress in discord
>check their twitter
>mtf

everytime
>

>>146854591
name?

>>146854624
nah

*dies of exposure*

>>146854994
fuck off cronikeys

kill every tranny and autist

>ywn sneak estrogen blockers and testosterone into cronikeys' food and watch her panic as she starts to slowly turn male

>>146854994
hs1290 is a tranny? never knew

>>146855865
no turning required

>>146855891
desu all I'm going on is that its first rule is "no transphobic comments"

>>146856241
he may be a tranny degenerate or just your usual marxist freak

I'll give anyone $10,000 to murder me (croni here)

>>146853460
taking the grind monkey meme seriously means you have already lost tbf

>>146854994
Slow down, Headstrong? Source?

>>146856417
Would you send me $1k? Just for nothing. Please!

>>146856613
maybe if someone agrees to murder me for $9000

>>146856658
Can you just send me 1k anyway

>>146856704
only if you murder me

>>146856530
you can just feel the lack of original strats in this post

>>146854994
>tfw didnt make the list

medi evil

come to ESA and bring $10000

tranny nutter

doggy deader

>>146857262
Most of the time strats for 80% of the game are set in stone, such as the route & absolute movement you know is best. The fact of the matter is that only people who cannot perform cling onto the fact that they 'found something' while regular runners don't even mention it.

>>146858974
By "regular runners" you mean the shitters that come in after the strat finders are a bit burned, then just grind a route they had no hand in helping with, right?

>>146812770
remember when srg was relevant?

>>146859135
thanks for the late response!

>>146859108
I mean people who run the game and contribute to their own runs while keeping it lowkey because it's just part of the process. Creating a route is all well and good but they always go through numerous changes, gradually, from different runners, overtime. The main route primarily stays the same as it would be if anyone did basic routing for the game. It isn't anything to hold onto, getting good times is something you hold on to.

>>146859108
How are people who want to run the game and give it a good time 'shitters'. Are you suggesting that they should leave a run with a shit time?

>>146859696
~Route~ fags with weak hands and weak mindset truly believe a speedrun should be one playthrough with the ~route~ and that be it, all credited to him

>>146859980
why did you tilde?

>>146859980
t. strawman shitter

>>146830559
Trihex realizing he's thrown his life away, first with Mario maker, and now with some girl who obviously wants to use him to build her own twitch stream.

>>146860150
thanks for the late response!

Why did Big Jon submit for ESA but he now suddenly can't afford to go?

Why can he then suddenly raise thousands for other runners to go to GDQ?

>>146860150
The highlight of the stream for me and what I will be analyzing the most is when Trihex roommate came in right during the middle of the stream.

Now its important here to pay very close attention to venom and her body language. Before the roommate enters the room you can see her arms are crossed, but right after comes in and walks up to her she looks much more relaxed and comfortable. She also becomes so fixated on the roommate that she clumsily knocks over the light for a brief moment. Thats the first thing I thought was interesting.

I counted the number of seconds she was staring at the roommate compared to the number of seconds she was looking at Trihex and it turns out she was staring at the roommate for about 160 seconds when the entire encounter lasted for about 240 seconds. So she was staring at him for over 65% of the time.

Something to take into consideration here is that this guy walked in wearing basketball shorts with no underwear underneath. For all the guys out there you'll know what im talking about when I say how risky that is. But this guy was so bold he didn't even give a shit and walked right in.

>>146860525
o_o

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>speed running is dead
>the only good game that people run is dark souls
>mfw souls players distance themselves from this "community"

imagine having the GTA community in your chat

Is this the right time for me to be here?

>>146860841
is that cosmo?

If you're not watching meows you're not /srg/

>>146851982
I don't disagree with you. I was pointing out that top runners don't always -find- improvements. They often just execute them well, and that's fine.

>>146862026
thanks for the late response!

>>146861684
her name is chainsaw

guys i got invited to a normie party with lots of drinking and i never drank a day in my life

how do i not fuck this up?

>>146863005
Don't drink anything. If someone asks you why you're not drinking, tell them you're vegan.

>>146863136
tell them you're pregnant

>>146861684
Wording tf outta this

He needs support from true Serg, not the petty faggots who backstabbed him when he was at his most vulnerable.

>>146862026
There's no pattern to this at all, if you think there is then it's just the games you've been observing. Most of the time it's the top runners looking for new ways to save time.

Reminder, people don't always update the world on when they're looking for stuff.

>>146860841
>dark souls
>good game
hello?

fuck meows

>>146858430
why did you delete?

>>146863958
le don't mind if i le do XD

>>146864040
i hate what /srg/ has become

>>146864161
>become

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Anyone running solus?

>>146864161
it is worse now than it was 2 years ago desu

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>>146865490
/srg/ is getting worse and worse. However, come August 1, 2016 /srg/ will be glorious again.

>>146860841
are souls fags the most obnoxious community right now?

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>>146865757
at least /srg/ isn't as bad as sda. sda is practically dead now.

>>146865846
>now
It's been that way for quite some time.

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>>146863005

*finishes a single player game millions of others have also finished*
wow I must be truly skilled

>>146866594
good joke, high five!

>thread dead
>irc dead
>speedrunning dead
>steam sale sucks
>nothing to do
>nothing to watch

what are you speedrunning lads

>>146860405
its too far hed waste stream money
is he a FULL TIME streamer yet anyway? I know a while ago when I asked he was a programmer or some shit, but looking at how much he streams and the streams themselves he could make an easy living off it for now

>>146867940
Theres plenty to do and watch for me but....I.....dont....feel like it......... x_x *dies from being a loser spergvirg*

so one of you browses foolz huh

>>146860860
I don't have to imagine

>>146867940
Smashing cultural marxism

>>146869207
Sitting in a 4chan thread discord rubbing dick with the local tranny isn't smashing anything other than my respect for you.

>>146867940
Talking to girls

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>>146869375

Why are there so many freaking trannies attracted to the Speedrunning community?.. really makes you think

>>146869929
clearly it didn't make you think

>>146869960
Excuse me?

the things I would do to youmu

monster hunter tas

>>146870881
I can't imagine a worse game for speedrunning. Stop faking interest in blatent shit.

>>146869929
>really makes you think

/pol/...? :3c

>>146871247
I never browse that cesspool.

>>146871232
cry about it

>>146871427
Epic gimmick you have here new/b/oi. Maybe you should spend your time learning a game instead of posting either off topic shit or pandering nuthug posts.

>>146871538
hey cry about it

it just hit me..... sgdq is in less than a week.....

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>>146871427

>>146871605
and everyone is going to miss it because you cant get off around july 4th

great planning

>>146814964
Grind Monkey: enNop112, MajinPhil
Truly Skilled: Trevperson
Game: Majoras Mask

Grind Monkey: (You)
Truly Skilled: Me
Game: /srg

>>146874050
this is a croni post

>>146874050
>ywn lock cronikeys in a room with nothing to eat but black mens semen for a week and watch as she slowly loses her mind as you keep her awake by shocking her any time she starts to nod off

>>146874130
big_grin.jpg

>>146872518
thanks for the late response!

>>146875898
hello mike, you look demented

>>146875898
I can't stand listening to trump he sounds like he's retarded

>>146876048
dunning kruger effect

>>146874050
>>146875898
fuck off

you just know cronikeys would gag on trump's cock given the chance

>>146877138
wouldn't you?

>>146818379
>>146870881
>>146877369
why did you spoiler?

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>>146877369

>>146863776
Most likely better than the shit you play.

>>146879763
thanks for the late response!

>>146879763
my memegames have no bearing on that memegame

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>got a charley horse while sleeping
>have to cancel my speedruns for today

>>146880225
sorry to hear that, anime

>>146880225
a what

>>146880468
I think it's a sex position

i think it's a medievil

>ywn lock cronikeys in a cage too small for her and forcefeed her water laced with diuretics until she wets herself on stream

hey who was the cool bald british guy at agdq 2013?

>>146884863
nkr

>>146871605
its kind of depressing that i just dont even care about GDQ anymore

i would be more hyped for a meme online marathon at this point

>>146886238
thanks for the late response!

>>146886310
>implying responding to something 3 hours ago is late in this dead ass thread

fix the bot

>>146884863
bejd

>>146886423
learn to respond in a timely manner you slow ass bitch

a medievil manner

you 1488 ass bitch

a medievil memer

>>146803483
>>146886879
succ this dicc

>>146887568
thanks for the late response!

>>146877369
why did you delete?

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>i'm so much smarter than everyone
>i do so much research
u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm

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>>146890207

>>146890207
>I used to be
>I used to be
>I was
>my legacy
>I used to
>past tense
>regret

did anyone just see dickhiskhan's talk? kinda weird to see him cry

>>146890207
>mfw some chinese guy was speedrunning the demo the other day

i hope its a fun speedgame

>>146891398
fuck off cuck

reminder to never give up and to always support your speedfriends

What was diversity a codeword for again?

I voted for an anti-Marxist candidate in my local mayoral election. Time to celebrate with a few Medievil speedruns!

>>146894042
stream

>>146895205
Is that kazooiegirl?
How did she become such a trainwreck?
Is her sister still untainted?

>>146895310
cultural marxism

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If you don't rep SRG this handsomely at SGDQ then I just dont know, you ain't SRG to me

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>looking at the schedule for july 3rd
>all these games i want to watch
>its on a sunday i have off
>i'll be able to vegetate in my office chair, drink beer and order in food
>and do nothing else

>>146896026
>tfw ywn be as good looking as jangbang
what's the point

>>146896085
hello /v/

>>146896309
>>>146896026
>>tfw ywn be as good looking as jangbang
>what's the point
he is a total qt

>tfw I posted about shasta being a closet furry months ago
>today he comes out

Being ironically marxist is worse than being unironically marxist.

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>>146890207
>I used to be an epic smah player
>people don't know but...

>>146897274
i think it's about equal

>>146897009
Wow, I bet you think you're "observant" for predicting that Cosmoron would become a tranny too.

>>146897009
so brave!!!!

jeremy marx

>>146897278
>he won some weeklies and thinks he is a great player

fucking smash babs

Help me! I'm having sex dreams about pregnating croni. What should I do?

>>146900067
Act on them and impregnate croni.

>>146900067
trannies can't get pregnant

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>>146900427
not all trannies

>>146897009
>trannies near me
>furries near me
>autists near me
>sellouts near me
speedrunning is a degenerate fucking hobby

>>146900427
Oh look, the "croni is a tranny" meme. How original!

>>146900852
word

we need someone pure to expose all these degenerate freaks for what they really are
someone like naeglaria....

>>146900427
Surely they can use the same procedure as arnold got in the documentary junior.

>>146900852
you are an autist though lol, take a look at yourself for a sec

>>146902709
I'm not autistic. I'm schizophrenic. Learn the difference.

monkeykillerroof

>>146902960
there is no difference, freak

If you have a world record in more than one game, chances are you run shitty meme games with no competition.

>>146903364
or you could be a God Gamer facing the Stigma

>>146903364
Wrong, it means you're a dedicated runner who puts an amazing amount of effort into multiple games. Stop trying to belittle people because of your own pathetic shortcomings.

Who we watchin?

>>146903808
the afflicted are so brave i swear to g*d.....

I have WRs in Barbie's Horse Training, Bad Rats, two Pokemon bootlegs, and SD Gundam for the Wonderswan. I am a dedicated runner who puts an amazing amount of effort into multiple games.

>>146905720
ur not shit kid i have WR in bad rats

try timing by IGT aka the good time

>>146905720
These are obviously no competition meme games.

>>146905448
The rest of these memesters are probably watching some shitty non-speedrunning content

As for me I'm watching a comfy af pie stream

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>>146897009
Anyone who saw all that pokemon shit on his twitter knew he was a furry

>>146907109
i cannot wait for our Boi to take wr in sm64 from the smelly neets

>mitchflowerpower to appear on colbert
where were you when speedrunning goes mainstream

>>146910017
Reminder that narcismo made it on CNN during the height of his popularity.

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tranny nutters die!
faggot nutters die!
cultural marxists die!

>>146910148
That was Cosmo not Narcissa

>>146910017
absolutely embarrassed for this hobby

>>146910017
literally why

>>146910017
proof?

>>146911006
https://twitter.com/Mitchflowerpwer

>>146911006
https://twitter.com/Mitchflowerpwer/status/747954062151286784

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>>146911201
but where's the REAL flower power

>>146911201
i expect a shoutout because i am part of Speedrunners, All of Speedrunning

>>146874130
no i was on a plane>>146877138
>>146877138
I'm VERY loyal to whoever I'm with, which is no one righ tnow

>>146883627
hot

>>146900067
are you over 6' i want a bf now

>>146913142
thanks for the late response!

>>146913142
imagine pretending to be spmeone like ian arkin

>>146913997
she changed it to alison arkin idiot

>>146913142
what do you like so much about trump

>>146914679
I think our country will seize to exist if Hillary is elected. She'll put five liberals on the supreme court and end all protection we have against a tyrannical government

>>146915010
ok did you think that would've happened with any other republican candidate?
why trump out of all of those?

>>146914405
>she
hehe

>>146915101
Trump is unique in that he isn't beholden to the interests of oil companies and other big lobbies

>>146911201
inb4 "Kids and their video games! LOL!"

>>146916464
thanks for the late response!

http://pastebin.com/a7k2CbqU

>>146916464
Colbert: How does it feel to be living in your moms basement being a manchild and wasting your life away with video games instead of being productive in in society?

Duke_Bitchwater

Duke_Basedwater

guys i am getting worried i think narci might be in my brain

im in ur brain

in the back

>>146916097
will he give money to Israel tho

>>146920426
75% of US aid to Israel is spent on buying equipment from the US. Also arming Israel, would pressure its opponents to buy more from the US. Mossad is among the top 5 most powerful intelligence agencies. The US relies a lot on them to get access to crucial information to fight war on terror. The US keeps 6 war reserve stocks in Israel. Israel is the safest place in the region to keep American missiles, bombers, equipment and hospital for the special forces.

Now shut up and watch our boi, Kirua, hold right and press the jump button occasionally.

>>146921056
will he give more money than Hilldawg tho

>>146827105
>00:57:27

>>146829924
>1:32:25

>>146830028
>1:33:56

>Total time: 36:29
PB?

trihex...unironically asking his girl to cuck him on stream....

https://www.twitch.tv
/trihex/v/75148840?t=56m35s

>>146923975
This is absolutely embarrassing for him. Do people think "cuck" is some hipster term that is good? Do people not realize that cuck is the lowest of the low, the most depressed state a man can be in? MMF is a step above cuckoldry and that is about as gay as you can get.

MHC did the right thing to kick this pathetic human out of their lives. I suggest everyone does the same.

>>146923975
>>146925229
son...

*gets cucked*
that was amazing!!! you should try it guys!!!

>>146923975
trihex can't even break 2k viewers playing mario maker when no one else big is on. either that chick pushes viewers away or people can't stand watching him. it's not the game since witwix can still pull in 5k-8k viewers and pie even can get 1k.

>>146927892
>pie even can get 1k.
viewbots don't count

>twitch is now officially a cam girl site
>speedrunning / gdq promotion going main stream on colbert show
>UK left the EU
>Canada opening its borders to Mexico immigrants
It's been a wild ride friends. These are the end times. Hell is freezing over. I'll see you on the other side.

>>146927892
>people can't stand watching him
this is the one