SPOOKED Edition
>Stale Bread:
>>146620707
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>Patch notes for 1.34
http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/220249028
First for headshots only
1st for a Russian genocide needs to happen
xst/xnd/xrd/xth for fuck you
>>146788376
>not liking spooky flib-chan
Sorry I left an (embed) in the OP. It blended in with the other parentheses.
Custom flight plan modeor whatever it was called that is based on the Bane memelobby when?
time to die
>>146790732
having fun with jetfags anon?
>>146790845
nah I am having fucking stroke
>>146791254
ok comrade you have good stroke yes?
>>146791254
>anon going blind on the previous thread
>anon having a stroke now
This game is killing people slowly. What's next, AIDS?
I have lumps around my penis and mouth, could it be AIDS? They've been there for a few days now.
>>146791753
yes
>>146791558
Not aids, but I got a pulled muscle in my arm right now, and the only thing I've done this weekend was play GTA
This is some pretty fucking awful discussion desu.
>>146791254
I hope you aren't really injured, anon. My family have had many strokes, and my mother now has rage issues and can't hardly walk, while my grandmother and grandfathers are dead.
Get well soon.
>>146791753
Consider Fishy Mox for grey-legality meds on the cheap. If you have the dosh, see a doctor.
>>146792050
Do pushups, and triceps pushups. If that causes pain, do shoulder and arm stretches, such as clasping your hands behind your back, and windmill stretches.
Now that you all have med advice, play the fucking Bane game mode.
>>146792215
>Do pushups, and triceps pushups. If that causes pain, do shoulder and arm stretches, such as clasping your hands behind your back, and windmill stretches.
I work packing batteries, which isn't really heavy but does wear you out (unless i'm on prep then i spent 10 hours lifting about half my body weight per box all night). Right now i can't even outstretch my arm all the way without sending a jolt up my arm.
Region lock when? Tired of faggot russians and BRs.
Sane player requirements when? 9/10 of all jobs and missions can be done solo but they force other useless losers on you to make you lose and rage.
Less loading screens fucking WHEN? Why the hell does it kick me out ot a freeroam then take 15 fucking minutes to connect every time, I'dr ather have an option to just set it to only go to solo sessions to AVOID THAT FUCKING LOADING.
Ability to turn off adversary notifications WHEN? I have never once seen anyone who liked or regularly played this garbage shit.
>>146792874
>female character
>watchin youtube
>suddenly its ded, vids aint loading anymore
>hdd died a few days ago
>no games on new one
>decide to install gtao
>cluckstar website isnt loading
>see this
FUCK YOU GOOGLE
>doing Criminal Mastermind, finish everything up to Series A Funding without a hitch
>one of our friend's game crashes during the cutscene with trevor
>starting up pacific standard now gives him the message that it will void the criminal mastermind/all in order/loyalty challenge
fuck me, is there anything to do in this situation?
can we replay Series A Funding or will that void the progress as well since we're not doing them all in order?
Why do the seats in the back of the Miljet look like the blue guy from Monster's Inc.?
>>146792456
I never had problems with russians in gtao. Havent seen more than one in a session so thats probably why...
>start invite only session
>instant load
>start mission solo
>instant load
>go public, at least 1 minute in clouds
I suspect they are using some free chinese botnet servers or some shit. Its incredible that its something that could be fixed so easily and they do nothing
>PC only, who cares
This is the world we live in. Fucking consoles are ruining it for everyone.
>>146793265
finally they got their shit together, now where the fuck can i get the game?
>only game i havent bought on steam
>always have to spend a hour looking for the download
fuckin shits, the buy/play button should be on the fucking frontpage, not some shitty screenshots REEEEE.jpg
>>146793556
let one of your friends host series a and see if you get a message
if you do just ask jewstar i'm sure they'll at least give you a free $3 sharkcard if youre lucky
>>146793735
>having to deal with foreigners AND skids
hahhahaahahaaha
How do I find heist crews? I'm spending 10-20 minutes sending heist invites, only to have nobody join.
>>146795052
I would join you but im alredy losing my patience.
>>146795052
Wont matter even if you do. 10 times out of 10 your teammates will either quit halfway through, or fuck up and die and fail the entire heist, then quit, then you spend another 40 minutes looking for someone
This is such bullshit. WHY WONT THEY JUST LET ME FUCKING SOLO CLEARLY-SOLOABLE MISSIONS, I AM TIRED OF WAITING ON USELESS SHITTERS WHO THEN DIE AND FUCK IT ALL UP.
This marks the 5th time since I reinstalled two days ago that I ragequit out of frustration from being unable to find competent teammates. Its so fucking rage enducing. I WANT to like this game but its retarded ass 'required players' bullshit ruins everything about it.
FUCK this.
So I was doing stunt jumps when this happened.
>>146796552
Huh, not what I expected.
>>146795214
Time to check if cluckstar support stepped up their game or if they are still the same indian shits with the canned copypaste garbage.
Is there anything they havent cut corners on?
>>146793598
Because it's a government transport plane. It's not a private jet for executives and millionaires, nor is it a military plane meant for the field. the blue and white is what american airlines in the 90s, and the US government has a policy to buy from the lowest bidder. Hence why it has an old economy class interior.
So I was trying to give a shit but I couldn't
So I was reading the thread and came across this gem.
>>146796494
>want to solo pac standard finale
>one man
>one bank
it will never happen :(
>>146796774
I guess I live here now.
>>146797030
I'm not even talking about the pac standard finale. That at least makes sense that you need 4 people to do, you can't very well loot the vault AND stop the crowd from phoning the cops.
I'm talking about things which are CLEARLY SOLOABLE, aka most Lamarr missions, most heist setups, most EVERYTHING in the game.
>>146797287
in all actuality you only need two people to rob pac.
One guy on crowd control, and one on demo/hacker
>>146797262
I've had that happen a couple times. It falls if you shoot it, but since it's in a place you can get back on it, you could also experiment with it.
>>146798401
I want to see more heists that involve stealing more than money and has everyone doing crazy shit. The humane labs raid is probably my favorite of the multiplayer ones, but the story mode had some great missions like Trevor's submarine heist and the FIB firefighter one.
I don't mind the 4 man jobs as long as every person's job is somewhat interesting, but I agree that smaller man heists would make for better gameplay.
>tfw kaz offline
>>146798907
Trevors submarine was great, too bad he had to give it back. Those fags.
Also I didn't like how he trashed debbies apartment.
Postsleepers
>>146799387
That framed picture was tacky as fuck. Trevor did them a favor.
>>146796791
yeah but it looks like it has some kind of disease
why are there purple dots on them?
>>146799735
>gets shit all over their floor
>literally STREAKS of shit on the couch and walls and bathroom
>ron covered in sewage gets it everywhere
>old rotting food on all the counters and floors
>crayon drawings on the walls
>mr teddie has a strap-on attached to him
>>146799387
YEW DAMIJJED DEBRUH
>>146800152
Don't forget he skullfucked the bear too.
>>146800152
>ron
>>146800152
I fucking hate Trevor so fucking much. Fuck that faggot fuck. The worst character in any GTA game ever, and you're FORCED to play as him. FUCK.
>>146799589
>>146801447
post more jets
>>146801447Train rides are fun
>>146801447
Is the Carrier bug back in free roam?
>>146802401
yes, literally just play the power play with it and it will spawn in every session
>>146801934
>>146801447
I got some heavy bf3 feels from this
>>146801950
they sure are but that fag with the autist shorts needs to stay off them
>>146802704
shiiiiet what's wrong with my shorts?
>>146801950
>cargo shorts
Are you 12?
>>146802401
Yeah
Start powerplay playlist > Play the first one as fast as possible > play the second one for around 1 minute > quit > go to the carriers location after you spawn in a session and it should be there
>>146802594
>Had bf3 on piss3
>had everything unlocked and maxed levels
>finally build pc that can handle it
>it's still 60$
>it's free for this one weekend
>get it
>install it and some stupid things for chrome
>uninstall everything since I can't transfer stuff from ps3
>now couple of years later I kinda want to play it
>would need to download EA shit shop, the 60GB game, the addons for chrome
>chrome hasn't supported these addons for 2 years now
life is suffering
I guess I still have best BF
BFBC2
>>146802821
nothing man, i'm sure they're perfect for carrying around your dead bug collection and prepaid cell phone
>>146802873
22, but I don't think they're really that bad.
>>146802873
>>146801447
>>146802518
>>146802520
>>146803247
Fucking choice, thanks anon.
https://youtu.be/t2-e2iB6u3Q 4:55
https://youtu.be/t2-e2iB6u3Q 4:55
>>146803431
even the 8-year old trainers in Pokemon aren't retarded enough to wear cargo shorts
Hello. I have currently dressed myself in the latest gopnik fashions.
what car would make a good blyatmobile? futo?
>>146794074
looked it up and apparently we cant go and redo it, so we're just going to move up with pacific standard for the chance at criminal mastermind and then re-do it once we finish, thanks though
does anyone know if the glitch where you can get in your kuruma at the pacific standard heist finale still works?
>>146803963
>>146802873
>not wearing your comfiest clothes around the house
>not wearing clothing 4 sizes too big for you since you lost 30 pounds
>not wearing clothing so worn and comfy they have more holes than cloth
Maybe I'm just weird.
Also, we should play that Bane meme game mode.
>>146805451
Warrener or Glendale, IMO. Futo or Blista Compact would work if you went blyatshit insane with the mods, I suppose.
>>146805757
>does anyone know if the glitch where you can get in your kuruma at the pacific standard heist finale still works?
yes, obviously
>>146805875
i never said anything about that
i dont give a shit what you wear at home, but you shouldnt think cargo shorts/pants are acceptable for any human above the age of 9, aside from people in the military
If there is GTA VI, will it be as good and enjoyable as GTA V?
>>146806038
good to know, thanks
Can you guys recommend me some good driving music for my Self Radio?
>>146805875
>not wearing clothing 4 sizes too big for you since you lost 30 pounds
>4 sizes too big
>for (you)
>>146806617
i just hope the shekel card funds go towards making the game more than just freeroam tdms where everyone competes to be the cheapest cunt (even though being "cheap" is pretty much the whole point of the franchise)
hell i just want some accessible interiors in online for fucks sake
i haven't played gta online in months, i come back to see everythings overpriced. do trainers even work anymore?
>>146806617
Well, GTAV was fucking shit, so
Drop the multiple playable characters
Drop the omnipotent omnipresent police AI
Drop the ped driving AI that is designed to intentionally get in your way
Rollback the "lose the heat" mechanic to the way it worked in GTAIV
Rollback the car physics to the way it was in GTAIV
Alternatively, DROP THE FUCKING EUPHORIA ENGINE HOLY FUCK
Never write a character like Trevor ever again. Ever.
>>146807338
>trainers
remove casual
>>146807453
>Rollback the car physics to the way it was in GTAIV
Post invalidated.
>>146807453
So, bring back the anti-hero character type like Niko Bellic, perhaps?
>>146803963
>>146805875
>>146803431
>>146803318
>>146802873
>>146802704
alright how about these chinos?
>>146807453
All I want are drivers that use turn signals.
Is that too much to ask?
I hope they drop the new cars tomorrow. I want to complete my dewbauchee Collection
>>146807850
The bottom half reads "casual dad". The upper half says "I'm unemployed".
so when playing No Hay Bronca, i've experienced multiple times now the mission failing when you kill the gang leader at the end. anybody know what gives?
and the reason it cites is fucking bullshit, it just says "mission over." its not that some package was destroyed or anything, the game just decides, "now that you completed everything correctly, the mission is over and you fail."
the brawler pic is unrelated to this incident. it is just a picture of a brawler. get past the brawler picture already.
>destroy kids jet multiple times by firing welfare from a roof when he's at helitours
>reports and votes to kick
>others follow
>'EXPLODING BULLETS HOMING ROCKETS DONT GO THAT FAR'
>get this popup
>>146808859
well they're not wrong
>>146808859
the worst part of gta will always be the people who play it. the way she goes.
>>146809056
Haven't used any scripts or cheats or even glitches since the update.
>>146809269
You might want to consider investing into a new account. You've been flagged. It never goes away.
>>146808334
>dewbauchee
more like ewbauchee
the pfister is the closest we'll ever get to a good "porsche" so i hope to fuck we get that instead of the 40th aston with down syndrome
>>146807548
It was way better, and objectively more realistic.
If you dont think so then maybe you should go play Saints Row instead, it's more your IQ range.
>>146810875
>realism in video games
nigga
>>146811050
>Responding to shitposters.
>>146807480
yes because grinding for weeks just to get a little golden cockring or spending 100 bucks on shark cards is so much better goy uh i mean guy
>>146806617
GTA VI should take place in St. Petersburg Florida.
It's a perfect setting.
Whoever hid the underwater peyotes are assholes.
Seriously, this one is on the other side of the map from where the sub and dinghy with diving gear are.
>>146813138
I never understood how you were supposed to find the peyotes on your own anyways.
Is there any hint at all or are you seriously supposed to comb the entire map for dozens of hours listening for animal noises?
>>146812618
Why notKuala Lumpur Malaysia or Dubai?
>>146812350
>needing modders to spoonfeed you
>even considering sharkcards
remove. casual.
>>146813479
because GTA is specifically american satire.
I'm personally hoping they make the next one in a more Fargo style area of the united states.
>>146813830
Having actually been to Fargo multiple times, what the fuck would you even do?
>>146813427
Yeah but the peyotes aren't as bad as thegolden peyotes.Plus all the secret shit surrounding all the golden peyotes.
>>146808859
I've been vote kicked and reported much more since I stopped using a menu, why?
>>146814331
Muh cratesEven if you aren't shooting at crate shipments you probably scare CEOs just for blowing up hydras
>>146814504
They should be happy I am taking hydras down. I may be a huge shitter but I am a defender of crates. We had GTAG defending a rando's org a couple nights ago after some cunt was blowing their crates up.
>>146814706
Yeah but players wanna make GTAO more of a hugbox because "muh crates" and eliminate all possible opposition.Seriously the phrase "explosive bullets" would scare a CEO into never leaving their office.
>>146808374
So what you are saying is he is a middle class white man?
>>146813783
oy vey goy glitching is bad shark cards good oy veyyyyy
how do i git gud at shooting shit with hydra?
>>146815976
How the fuck can you suck with the Hydra enough to ask here for help?
>>146815976
Just use the radar, literally do not even look for him on the ground unless you have to look out for GTAG in the area. If he is alone you can just spam the street by looking at the radar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbKi1VJRJc
How do I give someone money?
>>146816097
im new to this game
>>146816305
oh so its better to use machine gun than homing to shoot people on street?
>>146808859
>getting upset when you get marked as a cheater after cheating
Sasuga blater-san
>>146807453
>Rollback the "lose the heat" mechanic to the way it worked in GTAIV
You mean "If you are in the 'police zone' you can literally never lose your wanted level" mechanic? That was shit. I say they should merge both systems together, so you have the ability to hide from police who are near you and lose your wanted level but can also just drive far enough away to have the cops stop spawning around you.
>drop euphoria
Literally why.
>>146816747
Of fucking course, m8.
>>146816531
Seriously how do I give someone money? I need to know fast
>>146816531
>>146817072
You can't.
>>146817345
Is there a way to give someone a car or something?
>>146816531
>voltic
>no qt gtag gf to ride shotgun with in a valkyrie or insugrent and destroy randoms
tfw no gamemodes husbando to pair up with and destroy everyone everytime.
>>146817446
Not a car that you own, no. If you do a job you can share cash in freemode, but that's about the extent of sharing your money.
tfw no flight plan and / or game modes habbening with gtag.
>>146817986
>>146818101
Go away.
>>146818327
b-but game modes when?!
>>146818101
>>146818297
fuck off, nobody wants to play gamemodes with a cancerous shit like you
>no money to spend irresponsibly.
tfw annie will never let you fuck her on her giant stuffed bear as she screams 'hhooooonk'
>>146818573
Kill yourself
>>146818101
is that supposed to be impressive? That car you knocked out of the way wasnt even in the way.
tfw you will never make crimefighter happy
>>146818663
Nullphaggot can't play for shit
tfw you will never hate fuck crime and tell her 'open your mouth here comes the aimbot'
How do I join gamemodes?
tfw you take this shit too seriously sometimes
tfw you will never have a corgi
>>146819019
Were you the guy that screamed at me and called me a "fucking nigger" when I killed you and didn't realize you were in GTAG
>>146817986
>yuri will never return so we can fuck people up in a valk.
I miss that little fucker sometimes.
>tfw too hot outside
>>146818663
I mean its just a "normal day of x." Nothing too impressive.
>>146818961
Usually we keep bothering the thread or in game until someone starts one up when we have enough people.
>>146819159
I miss Zat.
>>146819240
No but how do I join like any gamemode in general
>>146818957
tfw you will never tell crime to shut up
>>146819240
does zat miss you?
Speaking of which anyone wanna webm related down hill clown race down chiliad?
>>146819286
Oh usually its from invites from any one or u can start up ur own using the menu into the jobs section, but not much people play so usually we bother the crew to join us.
>>146819337
Probably not seeing as I've made him rage a lot more then not.
>>146818836
I cannot be happy. Not anymore.
>>146819287
You deserve a crisp high ten for that reference.
>>146819337
Probably not. Dude is literally gone.
Did he get perma'd or something?
>>146819681
He quit the game, he got more frustrated at it the longer he stayed. Last I've seen his ign anywhere was on discord but he got auto purged by not logging in, he deleted everyone in all forms of contacts.
>>146819840
I'm sure I could still find him if I wanted to.
>>146819240
>>146819337
>>146819681
>>146819840
Sounds like an overdramatic faggot, good riddance
>>146819840
Not me.
why did zat and crime break up
>>146820170
he's a dick.
So, anything fun actually going on?
This guy slaps your gtag waifus ass, what do you do?
>>146821449
yuri is cute
CUTE
>>146821449
*opens necronomicon*
*summons level 64 draugr warlord to behead him*
heh easy
>>146821449
Do you happen to have that picture of blater's eye saved?
>>146821449
>crime passed that up
must be a lesbian
>>146822094
Reminder yuri was so bad crime went gay for null
>>146822094
crime went after annie next so yeah. yuri turned her in to a lesbo
>>146822196
I've known I was bi curious after Tali. I'm only 80% straight..
Jesus christ this thread went to shit fast
>>146822770
That's what happens when you bring discord drama into the thread.
>>146822607
damn dude
>nullfaggot starts posting in the thread
>within an hour the thread is indistinguishable from /soc/
When the fuck is Blater going to develop some balls and kick this idiot?
>>146823190
>You will never rule gtag with an iron fist.
When do we get to vote for a new leader?
>>146823556
Well what happened last time? Everyone voted by switching over to a new crew lead by someone else. You can try that again and see who joins.
>>146823190
Never because he lacks a spine
Offical list of things killing gtag (feel free to pitch in)
1) Blater being spineless
2) Discord, Nullfaggot, Crimefucker
3) (You)
4) ???
>>146823778
Literally nothing was going on with nullprophet for over a week until you shitposters started it up again.
>>146815575
>he bought a shark card
>>146823880
ayo hol up
Imagine this okay? So -Nessi comes back right? Okay okay right and so -Nessi is back. Then blater promotes nessi and nessi purges discord with his new found military gifted confidence.
>>146823893
>He can't understand an obvious joke
>>146823880
Yes, clearly it was le shitposter boogeyman that started up the nullfaggot drama again, not nullfaggot himself shitting up the thread.
At least try to make your white knighting less obvious.
>>146823880
>you shitposters started it up again.
Yeah, sure. It had nothing to do with them being a faggot and starting it up themselves. Nothing at all.
>>146818101
>implying i finished last time
>>146824406
>>146823778
>still loyal to the crew even though my main isn't in it.
>killing gtag
>>146824554
>>146824030
>he doesn't even deny it
>>146824686
>>146823778
wew lads notice how all of that are pcucks?
pcucks are pcancers
What is the difference between the PS3 and PS4 version?
I upgraded and I was wondering if I should get the game again.
>>146824805
Pretending to be retarded isn't actually funny.
>>146824839
better graphics
much better minimap that wasn't ported to pc for some reason.
several great updates not available to ps3
that's about it.
>>146824827
>>146824839
Textures are higher res, a few gameplay changes (driveby control option, sniping options), returning player bonuses. More importantly it's not dead and full of modders.
>>146824861
>he ACTUALLY bought a shark card
>>146825017
Here's your last (You)
>>146824971
>>146825092
clap
clap
>>146825125
So are there many hackers giving out money anymore? Online is much more fun when I can buy whatever the fuck I want like how GTA is supposed to be.
>>146824971
>(driveby control option, sniping options)
Those options are already on PS3.
>>146825092
>HE
>BOUGHT
>A
>SHARK
>CARD
>>146825812
They added moving while sniping to dedgen? When?
>>146825985
A super long time ago, I think with the Last Team Standing update, it was before Heists for sure. Makes the Heavy Sniper better than it already was.
>>146826149
I think you're full of shit
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/203880163
So I just purchased the game and shark card bundle from steam, but it's still downloading and I haven't made an account/character yet, so how does the shark card work? It'll automatically deposit once I create my character? Do I have to redeem it somewhere?
>>146826149
>I think with the Last Team Standing update
Yeah, no. Stop trying to tell lies on the internet.
>>146826149
You're wrong and I hate you for it!
>>146826391
>>146826324
>>146826440
If only I had that one webm of me killing 3 Marksman Rifle in a row with the Heavy Sniper.
Oh well take this shitty Webm instead. If you still think I'm a liar I can go take a screencap in-game.
>>146826618
>>146826149
I'm way past the heist update notes and with each passing bug fix that doesn't mention sniping options on dedgen the more I wish you would die
>>146826618
You're going to wish you'd never been born once I get to 3 gotten gains's patch notes you stupid motherfucker
>>146826618
WAtch your back you lying fuck
Post psych evaluations
>>146826149
At the very most the LTS update added the Marksman Rifle which was the first time people could move while using a sniper
Otherwise deadgen never got sniping while moving.
Why is it near impossible for me to find anyone to join these lobbies?
>>146827875
>>146827391
>>146826802
>>146828746
I dunno
>>146828746
Aim preference to free aim in single player
>>146828758
Nothing here indicates sniping
>>146829307
>Allow movement when zoomed
>Nothing here indicates sniping
>>146829307
Hold on think I got it.
>>146829702
>>146829737
You can zoom while using literally every gun in the game
>>146829894
Oh god, it's actually retarded, the poor thing.
>>146828746
do you have it set to hard?
>>146830173
normal
>>146828437
>>146830336
Set it to hard. Hard is the de facto standard for heist difficulty because it gets you the most cash. Player Saved Outfits is also considered a courtesy.
Also, remember to ask in the thread if anyone wants to join. A lot of us tune out those green boxes in the corner, and the GTAG tags don't show up unless you're in the same session as the recipient.
>>146830336
of course you don't you turbo-autist
set it to hard for starters, otherwise you'll get lowbies exclusively. no one wants to play fucking humane lab on normal
>>146830336
I'll join if you set it to hard.
>>146823403
look at all this sameface
>>146829737
>>146828758
I wish I could believe you
>>146832559
not everyone can be pretty like you pixle
>>146827816
MY
MILKSHAKES
>>146832949
MILKSHAKE
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>146832949
WAR
>>146833014
>>146833015
damn right
SOME
ONE
CRRAAAAAWWWWWWLING
this thing comes out in a few hours
Why is there no good way to check what's done for this.
What's required.- Win a Deathmatch
- Win a Team Deathmatch
- Win a Land Race
- Win an Air Race
- Win a Sea Race
- Win a GTA Race
- Win a Rally Race
- Win at Arm Wrestling
- Win at Darts
- Win a round of Golf (Can be set to 1 hole)
- Win at Tennis (Can be a single Set)
- Complete all Waves of Survival
- Win any challenge at the Shooting Range
- Parachuting
- Gang Attack
Goddamn it.
>All this money lying around the office
>can't have a wad of money as a melee weapon
>>146826618
ey bro, you know you can hold X while movin' and zoomin' to move around faster right? you can also prepare the sniper like any other gun by holding R2 half-way. the only reason you didn't die in that webm was because of RNG.
Cumming in qt gtag girls
>>146807453
>drop euphoria
Natural motion is top tier and was heavily dumbed down in gta v. Your opinion is shit because you probably know nothing about the engine
>>146836213
hit me
>>146836213
what qt girls
>>146836213
fuck off and die
>>146834184
>>146834301
How much is it going to cost?
Is it going to be a super or a sports?
>>146836374
The 770 is a sport.
The Pfstir is a souper.
It's time
>>146836230
>Natural motion is top tier and was heavily dumbed down in gta v
I always feel like people exaggerate when they say this. Yeah, it is less apparent in V, but not to the extent that people think.
Some features, like NPCs stumbling due to any gunshots, are just a work-around for other problems like the laser-accurate weapons. NPCs do know how to miss, but only in SP and MP missions set to Easy or Normal.
A lot of the "missing" features for situational awareness are actually just assigned to the player character because it's closest to the player's field of view.
See this mod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgm6jgkLMqg - all recycled animations that already exist and are used in-game
Granted, there are a few features (i.e. shooting guns out of NPCs' hands, ledge-grappling, non-lethal incapacitation, limb damage, etc.) that are still missing from this game, but not as many as people think.
>Do first Lamar mission
>get 20 something kills
>other high level gets 20 something kills
>die
>retard lowlevel who got 2 kills starts yelling in chinese, other lowlevel got 1 kill and says 'ffs'
Fucking Lamar
>>146837409
I really do like the subtle shit in this game.
You'd never notice it unless you're looking at your health 24/7 or manage to actually land on your feet after ragdolling.
But it's nice to see that falling and landing on your legs deals less damage and lets you recover faster.
>>146805875
>these thighs
hrrr
>>146836172
Yeah I know, but as you can see the lag was hitting hard. But hey still got the kill at least. Never really been outsniped by anyone else using a Heavy Sniper, mostly just really laggy Marksman Rifle if anything.
>>146807898
they do sometimes on intersections
never when changing lanes or doing pretty much anything else though
>>146836982
It's happeningHonestly this is one of the best things found so far in the game, I'd recommend 100%ing GTA5 just to try it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v5vMjsdtmk
>>146838489
>The final day
>Keep getting called back to a deer
>Deer keeps changing
I'm not gonna fight thebeastam I?
Are the cars in yet?
>>146839767
>Trapped in deer cycle
>End it
>Have to do the whole 7 day pattern again
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
>Some Russian dude helping me grind grates
>Get in my Buzzard with him piloting
>Lagging all over the place hitting buildings and power lines on my screen, can't tell if next hit will be the real hit or not
This would be scary in VR
>>146836310
All of them
How do mods work on dead gen? Are they USB mods or do I gotta jailbreak my ps3
>>146841224
jailbreak.
I miss the dns based menu.
>speeding through freeway
>ai driver decides to switch to my lane without signaling just as i'm about to pass him
will freeroam games ever be rid of this
>>146841760
whoa there pardner
you seem to be going faster than the game can load textures.
>>146840206
811 is out.
>>146841975
oh, also the independence day shit is apparently available again so if you want your mullet/musket/special masks/monster truck etc. now's the time to get 'em
>>146842943
pOST REAR PLS
>>146842103
Weren't the 4th of July stuff always available except the Fireworks Launcher or is that a Dead Gen thing.
>>146843338
Don't see 770 but 811 is easy to drive
>getting ready to race with new shekeldump with gtag
>unknown connection error
Thanks c*
>>146843770
Noice, thanks.
>>146843794
>motion blur
the x80 is so fucking ugly
Are there more car coming?
How good is the Pfister 811? As expected?
languagez, u on m8?
>>146846176
on yur mom yeah
>>146788062
GTA 6 when?
>>146841760
>Speeding down freeway on my motorcycle.
>Civ hard turns into my lane.
>Swerve and just barely manage to dodge him.
>Brake and turn around to go shoot him.
>Fucker is slowly swerving back into his lane as I turn around.
>>146849662
When you kill yourself.
So are we ever getting more heists or just more richfag content to sell shark cards?
>>146850271
mansions soon dear ***im
better have that 25mil ready or you'll be sorry
>>146850271
Hmm, that's a good question, I wonder what will happen.
Hmmmm
>>146850271
> he doesn't know about the turkey update
>>146850271
Oh yeah, they're adding twenty new heists next tuesday.
anyone play vice city still? i just downloaded it on windows ten and its amazing
>>146851051
No, you're the only person in the world who has ever played it.
>>146851087
are there any multiplayer mods for it? im a noobie
>>146821449
Lmao who's this ugly dude?
>>146851051
CD rip or steam version?
>>146853275
steam, and what i meant was are there any modifications that will allow me to play with other ppl online?
ded?
>>146856259
everyone is trying to unlock the beast in director mode, son
>>146856489
the what? why? all thats new is the 811
>>146856489
litterally who cars about director mode?
if It doesnt gain you money in gtao who cares?
>>146856489
spawnkilling chinks desu
The pope has spoken.
The 811 is absolute garbage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQwTge476UU
>>146857321
God bless you Brough
>>146857321
How expensive is it?
>>146857597
1.125
>>146857321
>>146857621
Bandwagoners BTFO
>>146857321
>slower than the infernus
>slower than the fucking cheetah
811 confirmed SHIT!SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
>>146856489
>EVER using director mode
>not just using a trainer to spawn any character you want
lmao?
>>146858290
Yes, truly an epic and original post, my man.
Leave it to Rockstar to suck out the the exotic nature of super cars by shitting them out constantly while having normal cars added to the game feels more fresh because it rarely happens. I don't even want to boot the game to see the newest car. just came here to shitpost instead.
>>146858841
okay
>>146858534
>>146858917
how much do you get paid in gta money per post R* shill?
>>146859134
How much do you get paid to be a butthurt faggot?
>>146859182
The only one I see getting asshurt is you
>>146859252
Then you should look in a mirror.
Does anyone know what the new cars are based off of irl?
>>146859352
Porche 918
>>146859352
X80 is based on the batmobile.
811 is based on a giant toe.
>>146859403
thanks
>>146859470
lol
So 770 will be out next week.
Any of you guys who read the stats or glitched it in:
Is it going to be competitive in the sports class? Or will Massacro still be the way to gounless you're slaloms or something
>>146858841
dude until the finance & felony update the game had gone without any new supers for nearly a year (except for the sultan rs and the banshee 900r, which barely count)
and let's face it, any exotic status they could've ever had was invalidated by the fact that they're all 90% of the playerbase drives a long time ago
at least there's more to pick from now and we don't have to see everyone and their grandma driving a zentorno anymore
>>146857321
bought it before i even saw the video, keeping it bc it feels like a faster voltic but nicer looking
>>146857321
BTFO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gV2yREbITQ
>>146861730
Muh fps advantage
>>146859403
i think there´s some lotus exige in there
>>146861727
Snap pls go
requested to join pc crew, username griels
>>146865064
rejected^
Is the online for Xbone not working for anyone else?
>>146866942
>Xbone
>>146865064
got you
>>146864573
>talking about waifus
>"it's Snapdragon!"
Kys and why does everyone involve that faggot, I mean he's alright but it's time to stop.
Karin Technical or Turreted Limo.
Fancy the Technical because based Hilux, but not being able to summon it from the CEO menu is a kick in the dick.
>>146859352
The X80 is based on the Ferrari F80 Prototype, and the Pfister is the Porsche 918
So I am fairly new to Online.
How do I get all these millions upon billions that almost everybody else has?
I want to be able to buy stuff like them.
isn't it beautiful?
>>146869519
Maybe in 2008.
>>146868004
Maybe if he didn't go around claiming everyone is his waifu and posting creeper screenshots of his character with gtag grills people wouldn't associate the autistic waifu talk with him (you)
>>146869519
>>146869862
>no personal wing slav
>>146868987
Technical is fun yet impractical.
Limo is fun yet practical.
Get the Limo if you want a more convenient but less resilient Gunsurgent to roll on pubs with. Get the Technical if you want a glass cannon to roleplay as freedom fighters from Africa or the Middle East with.
>>146869112
Buy Shark Cards or get a modded dedgen account to transfer over.
Take your chances with Cheat Engine or another program and see if you can fly under the radar with money exploits.
Or, get a menu and throw yourself into the fire - dosh yourself as much as you can, fill as many garages with X80s as you can before the banhammer falls, then come back in ten days and sell them.
Sadly, the days of easy, risk-free lods of emone have come and gone.
>tfw it's been an entire year since the hackerpocalypse
>>146869989
>personal wing slav
cyka
>>146838489
>>146839767
The weather requirement makes this a huge pain in the ass to do without cheats, and I hate that the search tends to bring you in circles over and over (Seriously, if you keep being brought back to the same bodies, don't give up. It'll take forever, but you'll get it), but other than that, this is pretty cool. I like that you have to actually follow sound cues instead of being shown where the noise is coming from.I only got it with cheatsI underestimated the Beast and got killed by him
>Accidentally wind up heisting with chinamen.
>They spent 12 minutes trying to pick up two insurgents with a cargobob.
>Developed a rivalry with one of them.
>Every time I'd try to drive something one of them would pull me out of the drivers seat.
>I got stranded on a roof for 20 minutes.
>Make more money in a few hours than I have for the past week.
So anyone else have any interesting sessions lately?
>>146871994
I love the clusterfuck of shit you have to do to unlock Sasquatch and subsequently the Beast. The steps seriously read like a "that kid" story.
>>146872757
>a "that kid" story
A what now?
>>146872757
Yeah, if someone told me about this and I didn't have internet access to confirm it, I'd never believe it.
I thought the flying saucer over Mount Chiliad was overly complex, but they just keep adding more convoluted bullshit. It's crazy in a great way. I just wish they'd give us the jetpack already.
>>146873163
>That kid who says you can find Mew under the truck if you have a team of 6 Mankeys with Strength
>That kid who says you can hold down and B to always catch Pokemon
>That kid who says you can play as Sonic in the original Super Smash Bros
>That kid who says he has a real hoverboard, but you can't see it because it's in his dad's house in Canada
>>146873163
My dad works at Rockstar and he said that if you drive the ghost car up to the leather face cabin right after the area 69 mission you unlock the hot coffee minigame.
>>146870758
Limo it is then. I might try and save, get both. Just made my first million with crates.
>>146876158
It's the best car in the game right now, but not by much. Every shitter has one though. No idea why so many of them skipped the T20.
>>146876158
it's a not so much a shitter car because it's pretty sensitive and requires you to be on your toes at all time to not fuck up.
When you know what you're doing you'll pretty much destroy errthang
>Go to blow shitter tank up
>Weapon wheel isn't working
>Constant unholstering animation
>Shitter blows me up
>Immediate game crash
Oy vey c*
>Car colors locked behind racing.
>Gun colors locked behind PVP.
Really wish Rockstar would fuck off with this shit.
>>146877380
>caring about gun colors
Not that I'm trying to mock you, but why? Is there a color you just really like? Most of the base black are the best imo.
>>146877232
Is it only the playlist?
>>146877662
It's not that I want them. It's the principle of it.
>>146877380
>To get unique car parts you must use cars
>To get unique gun parts you must use guns
>I'm opposed to not being spoon-fed
>>146879049
Nice bait. Have your reply.
>>146876280
Probably because the T20 and Osiris actually look like cars and not Hot Wheels. The X80's also the Zentorno 2.0 in that its windows are fucking tiny and it's damn near impossible to shoot into from any angle but the front.
>146877380
>146877875
>146879234
no (you)'s for you
:^)
What a great car.
How come I have problems playing online on Xbone not PS4. I constantly get left alone in lobbies after about 20 mins of play on Xb1 and I just don't know why.
Any ideas?
>>146881156
>car practically standing still
what a great sniper
>>146881615
Yeah, I know, right? It's almost as if I am pointing out the windows on the ugly fucking super.
>>146877232
it´s k
better then the x80
also supposedly fastest in gameseven70 when?
>>146807453
>Drop the multiple playable characters
No
>Drop the omnipotent omnipresent police AI
Yes
>Drop the ped driving AI that is designed to intentionally get in your way
Yes
>Rollback the "lose the heat" mechanic to the way it worked in GTAIV
Yes
>Rollback the car physics to the way it was in GTAIV
Yes
>Alternatively, DROP THE FUCKING EUPHORIA ENGINE HOLY FUCK
No
>Never write a character like Trevor ever again. Ever.
Yes
>start in an empty server
>spend an hour and a half filling warehouse
>warehouse full
>the server starts filling with randoms
FUCK
>>146883901
>just in time for you to make hazard pay
what's your fucking problem?
>Tfw no one online.
Fuck you fucking guys
>>146884480
16 crate deliveries usually require two vehicles. I'm working alone, but I don't expect my other vehicle to remain unmolested.
>>146884527
Fuck you bruh I'm on faggot don't make me suck yo dick nigga I will suck yo dick if you keep talking to me that way
>>146859308
how the fuck would that help? then i'd just see another butthurt you and then me.
>X80 best
>811 fastest
>Seven 70 is another shit sports car
>Headhunter
>killed all targets but one
>Some guy wants to defend it for some reason
>get sniped a few times
>second guy comes to defend it
>Sneak around back
>blow them all away with grenade launcher and kill my last target
>Get text saying "your bad"
I'm not sure that even makes sense. I'm bad because I won? Why on earth do people think like this?
>>146885272
theyre trying to cope with reality
>>146885054
>he only drives supers
I'm guessing lazers don't spawn on the glitched aircraft carrier.
>>146886265
>glitched aircraft carrier.
you wot
>>146886327
You can get an aircraft carrier to spawn during free roam.
>Easy Races 2x Cash and EXP
>No one doing them
Whats the fucking point?
>>146886409
Post info, then.
>>146885272
yea my bad. :^)
>>146886450
because 2x cash still isnt that much
I got 25k for winning the playlist earlier, the RP is good though.
So I had a call about a rare item like 4 times and every time I get to the office it's just regular offers there, what gives?
>>146887396
They made a bet how many times their boss gonna rush back to office after rare item before giving up.
>>146887595
kek
>>146887262
25k is nothing to sniff at for new players though
>>146886450
Because they take too long and give fuckall in cash.
>picking up weapons set as hidden in the gun locker re-adds them to the weapon wheel
it takes actual effort to implement a basic feature this badly
it's marginally better than nothing at all but holy shit
>only friend that I played GTA Online with sold his PS4 and got an Xbox One
>check the PC version of GTA Online on my roommate's computer and he has millions of dollars that a friend "gave him" at level 18
>hear rumors about the amount of hackers in the PC version of GTA Online
All I want are people to enjoy this game for what it is. Why me?
> flying around with gtag in some weird roleplaying wing session after spawning in the aircraft carrier
fun times oddly
deded
>>146893289
Blame the fucking crates. I was myself enjoying dead gtag sessions with no randoms when I was running crates, but who the fuck still feels the need to run crates this long after the update? All it does is keep people in safespace sessions with no fucking fun. I alt f4ed 3 times today over all of gtag being in a safespace session. Literally no fun allowed.
It's not the same bullying people solo. Why can't we go back to July 2015?
>GTA still doesn't have a dedicated screenshot key
Some dude was asking for driving music earlier:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsDMBNBOFA8
>>146894118
The session did have people, it just died. I just don't feel like migrating to another session just to bully people. Way tired of passive toggling shitters with jets and miniguns anyways. Standing on a roof is fun. Right now I just want to chill out doing mindless things after work. Tired of shitters in game, tired of shitters in real life. Fuck it all.
>>146894581
>female character
>>146894797
But im a girl.
>>146894851
There are no girls on the internet.
>>146894932
Hilarious.
>>146895006
But it's true.
>>146894797
>>146894932
>>146895104
Thank you for putting in the effort to make sure that discussion stays off topic.
>>146894776
Not you personally, I'm talking in general. Everyone I join lately had their own calm sessions and are doing crates. I just don't get the appeal after the first week or so, no one wants to kill in a full session these days.
Then again, maybe I'm just an autist and should stop getting upset that people don't want to play the way I do. Easier said than done.
>>146895389
I do like calm sessions, but I prefer them with at least a couple of randoms in it. Need some level of risk to it. Always thought safezone crew sessions were boring as hell, even tho they had modded centipede vehicles.
To me, crates is more or less an extension of what I've always done. R* made fucking around in freeroam profitable for me, but I understand they're not everyones cup of tea.
Yesterdays rooftop shootout was really fun tho, but they get way tiresome when the first one toggles passive to get a jet or starts using miniguns. I just know that shitter is going to stay around for hours, and make playing in that session a huge chore. They'll only leave when their mother puts them to bed. No amount of bullying will make them leave. Gotten so many of those shitters during the past couple of weeks when I've tried to do other things.
>>146895389
I'm not really high enough to have fun bullying and end up just getting fucked over more so than having fun. I would be autistic with you but being a newish player I really like CEO stuff desu, missions without loadscreens is fun, but I can see why they'd be old just like heists and missions.
>3 different black people rapping into their mics in the same lobby
>Another person blaring shitty music that nobody wants to hear
Oh my fucking god. All that's missing is someone doing bong rips, and a little kid.
>>146896565
don't forget some 40-year old hick calling them schwoogies, and maybe some mexicans in the mix too saying what the fuck ever
Post your favorite moment you've ever had with gtag
>doing a vip search mission
>place prox mines is strategic spots
>a gtag member trips one and dies
>respawns
>walks into another one placed under a parked car and dies
>respawns
>climbs a fence and lands directly on one
die of laughter at my computer
who is your favorite gtag member and why isn't it me?
>>146898289
Because you don't like me.
>>146898289
>favorite
Rayman
>why
handjobs
i havent bought the prototype yet and the new porsche came out. what should i get first?
>>146899697
X80 is better, Porsche has an insane top speed though that might be fixed.
>>146898289
Because of this picture.
>>146899931
Goodluck going anywhere but straight though
>>146902087
>how do I drive
X80 can handle corners if you're not a shit driver and realize the key to taking corners is tolet off the gas while turning without hitting the brake
>>146896093
It's not that hard to make people rage quit.
>I do it all the time : - p
>>146903236
Some just refuses to leave. Once fought a guy around land act reservoir. I died 5ish times, I killed him about 60 times. He refused to leave, refused to go passive. Was way tiresome. Can't say I'm much better tho. Can fight for my right to comfy for hours.
whats a quick way to get 130k? I'm so close to getting an exec office. Tired of wasting time solo queueing for heists
>>146904824
Prison break heist with 30% cut
>>146904824
do flight school
power play also currently gives 100k for a 2-round match as long as you win
>>146904824
If you already have a million and are just saving for extras, activate your regular VIP and smash out Sightseers/Headhunters/HTs.
I bought the technical.
I like it, but the CEO vehicles spawning right next to you spoiled me on anything else. Hate having to go out of my way to pick up my wartrukk.
>>146905684
i don't have a million yet, im almost at 900k now
>>146905780
wow cool blog
>>146905786
Join an organization that's cranking out VIP missions in between crate deliveries. You'll get standard pay for the VIP missions, plus 5-10k every 15 minutes just for being in an organization (more successful crate deliveries the CEO has and the less deaths, the higher the pay will be).
>Finally made a decent amount of money.
>Could buy gun upgrades to help me make more money.
>Could buy my first armored car to help me make more money.
>Could buy my first super car to help me make more money.>I'm going to buy a Vindicator and upgrade it.
Why can't the multiplayer heists be as profitable as the single player heists so I don't have to feel bad about squandering my money on stupid things.
>>146906608
why would you want a vindicator?
>>146903229
Good thing I wasn't talking about the X80 m8.
>>146907029
Because I like motorcycles and it's the Akira bike mang
Does anyone have an office that has 25m? How much more money piles can there be?
>>146907364
@10mil
>>146907250
>and it's the Akira bike
Exactly. Stop.
It's a shitty bike anyways, and I'm almost 100% certain it's not even usable in races because of the stupid KERS shit.
Sorry, I'm new to this game.
If a crew has multiple logos, can I choose which one of them I want to plaster on my vehicles or is it just the main crew logo?
>>146907364
>no leaning tower of money
I am dissapoint
>>146907569
>races
Why would I ever do races.
>>146907571
Just the main and we are limited to a couple right now because rockstar bring transparency and there is a white background around all the emblems, so we went with the current one because it's already a solid square.
>>146907571
Can only go with the currently active crew logo. That being said i'm all for changing the shitty "Straight outta »4chan" one to something else, but it'd be up to the hgigher ups in the crew to do it.
>>146902087
>Find unattended 811
>Take it for a test drive
>Going through pic related turn at full speed
>It starts to roll over like a Rumpo
What in the actual fuck. The passenger side wheels actually left the ground.
>>146907863
>>146907789
Make another good solid square one.
>>146907881
It's so dumb, I love the way it looks and I'll keep it to store next to muh comet, but fug me if It doesn't drive like doo-doo butter.
>>146907783
You tell me, you're the one considering the useless gay weeb bike. That's the only plausible reason for buying one
>>146908241
>weeb
Well I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt but I guess you really are retarded.
>>146908204
Drop the suspension all the way. Fixes most issues
that feel when I did cargo delivery b4 ceo update.
that feel when contact missions are shit.
19.5k per 15 mins
>>146909253
Holy fuck. Thanks m8.
Don't die.
I'll be buying this weekend for the PC. I have an old character/account from the 360 launch days I guess I'll be able to port.
Is online really as hacker infested as the steam reviews claim it is?
>>146912620
Its kinda safe right now because a new update came out but they are slowly coming back as menus get updated
hows it going anons
Is solo ceo (eg blocked ports) the best way to make money in the game aside from pacstand with 3 veterans?
Welp, tried to join in and play, only getting massive stuttering and lag. Guess I need to re-install.
>>146915397
>>146912620
>oldfag from dedbox
Who are you, possible friend? I miss the 360 crew.
>>146916735
>that car
>that paintjob
and I thought the X80 looked awful
>I'm a "Bad Sport" for leaving a Powerplay lobby where it was 3v1 against me
this some bullshit, man
>>146920786
I had to try jetshitting so hard to get a BS,
>>146845684
Its a shitty supercar with average handling and average acceleration, around a circuit its slower than a cheetah.
But its slightly faster than the banshee 900r and a haku dong a wheelie by 2 miles per hour.
Worst of all, the 811 isnt that fun to drive. It does look nice though modded up.
>>146914781
Yes
don't even bother hiring associates, they don't get paid enough to stay
>Females on the offices cross their legs when they sit on most poses
I'm home
>>146920436
wat...
>>146922580
What females?
>>146922580
>on most poses
what the fuck u talkin about
there are only three
>>146920786
You don't get bad sport for just leaving, you fucked up long before this.
>>146904108
I remember shitting a guy so hard his fucking org fell apart.
>>146922612
Jesus almost everything about this new car looks bad.
>that front fender
>that side scoop
>that fucking spoiler FUCK
>>146924439
Well yeah, you kill a CEO and the associates pay falls by $500 per kill. Who wants to work for a measly $5000 per 15 minutes? You can do races or parachute missions that pay the same in a lot less time.
>>146922612
slick like a newborn pussy
>>146927108
>>146927108
thnx
Is anyone grinding PacStan on PS4 right now? I'm looking for a group
>>146930185
>PS4
>>146930185
getting on right now friend, what's your psn?
>>146931027
ImYourSon
>>146931113
>gamefaqs crew
but why
>>146932239I wanted to get into some event thing they were doing over the weekend. I ended up forgetting about it
>>146908369
>akira
>not weeb
okay, but you're wrong
>>146931027
GTAO has a shit character limit.
I only started playing again about 2 weeks ago, and so far, have always been in a game where others had the Apt/Kuruma. So I never got around to getting them.
>>146933397
it's alright. I just bought both.
>>146933331
How the fuck is the most popular Anime movie in existence "weeb"?
Do you even know what a weeaboo is?
post the cute
>>146933759
eat a knife
>>146933831
keep those mormons away from the chemical fire
>>146933759
eat a dick
of all the gtag ive seen photos of blater is the cutest
>>146933971
small soft perfumed balls
>>146933662
Yes, and a fag who would choose the Vindicator, a shitty bike whose only purpose is to make a reference to some crappy jap animation, over any other vehicle most definitely counts as a weeb
tfw no sleeper gtag girlfriend to play gtao with
>>146934464
what's the crappy jap animation it's referring to?
>>146927108
>slick like a newborn pussy
>>146934842
>he actually likes anime
hoo boy
>>146935041
i'm just saying if you're going to bait me, at least buy me dinner first
>>146935224
I'm not baiting, anime is legitimately shit
>>146935417
then why are you using a reaction image from an anime? >>146935041
>>146933397
why'd you bail bro?
>>146935417
In what way did he say he likes anime? Figures an anti-anime normie would also be a fucking retard.
Found a fun new thing to do.
On an unrelated note, I'm trying to do the whole easter egg thing with The Beast without using cheats, but I can't get it to be foggy at the right time. Is there a certain window of time where I should be having sex with Ursula so that it rains and then is foggy from 5:30-8:00?
>>146935737
he literally said he wanted the vindicator because it's the bike from akira you braindead weebshit
>>146935737
>anti-anime normie
>anime
>abnormal
The word is normalfag by the way
reddit needs to leave
I could have done it but this nigga cool
>tfw you will never meet up with a white triangle on the map and be greeted with a tank ever again
>>146936416
>faggot who snipes from rooftops
>cool
>>146936416
You should visit the discord if you want to see real cool people
>>146936619
top jej
>>146936896
>dubs
Hello, newfig
>>146936896
fuck off
>>146936896
>dubs on /vg/
hownew.ru
>>146936416
Who is the coolest blater smurf and why is it autism.bux?
why does noone use mics? is gtag all girls?
>>146937771
just plug in your mic and start talking you god damned autist
>>146936896
first the autist shorts, now this
i think you might just become the next gtag meme
>>146937884
Kill me now senpai
>>146936896
Not dubs, but if my post ends in 0, you must make your plate "Faggot"
END ME
>tfw lobby keeps voting me to be removed
I-i just want to have bit of fun
>>146938358
Too late faggot you clearly ruined these hard working CEO's chance of a profit by simply shooting someone.
I can't decide which update is worse anymore heists orFinance&Felony.
Late night / early morning contact missions!
>>146938720
no, fuck off
>>146938720
>missions
what is this 2015
>>146938720
sure, how do I join?
>>146939074
are you on pc and the crew? join our invites or just join us through crew tab.
Anyone actually finds the whole "mute" meme funny?
It's incredible how anticlimatic it is.
In storymode, your character screams and yells on all different occasions - jumping, taking hits, crashing car, or when you just hold Fire button, they start screaming manically.
But in Online, you're a LOL MUTE LMAO. Fucking Saints Row is entirely dubbed by 7 (or more?) different player voices, yet Rockstart couldn't even pull 4 random "urgh, roar, argh" voices?
Yesterday, I did some fistfight deathmatch with 15 ppl. It was retarded how the only thing you could hear was slapping and punching.
Also - WHY THE FUCK DO THE PLAYERS GET A BLUETOOTH HEADSET IN HEISTS WHEN THEY'RE MUTE?
>>146940016
Autism
>>146940016
>WHY THE FUCK DO THE PLAYERS GET A BLUETOOTH HEADSET IN HEISTS WHEN THEY'RE MUTE?
How do you think you hear lester/Agent 14/Ron/Trevor etc. talking? Telepathy?
>>146940257
Fair enough.
Still, Agent Red dildo constantly telling you to "communicate!" feels odd when you're supposed to be mute.
>>146940016
>unironically wanting saint's row tier VA
the choices are always shit female va / shit male va / shit male va 2 / shit female va 2 and two 'LOLSORANDOM XD' options
i would take having a silent protag EVERY TIME over having shit voice acting that doesn't fit my idea of what my character should sound like
>anticlimatic
do you know what this word means? because it's never hyped up or even a secret that your character can't talk, from the very first cutscene lamar offhandedly mentions it.
>>146940016
Because your online character's voice is your voice.
>>146934574
iktf...
>>146934574
>>146940950
what does sleeper mean
>>146940630
I never said I want SR VA. I said SA has 7 or more different voices not only for usual hit/death occasions, but fully voiced cutscenes. But no, I wouldn't mind SR3/SR4-tier VA, since I actually liked it, excluding the "funny" zombie or whatever voices.
>it's never hyped up
Well, I was kinda hyped up from the storymode. Really, it feels so much better when your character has voice, even if it's just yells and screams.
And the way the whole mute thing is executed in online feels more like they never really expect Online to be their main cash cow, hence the wonky mechanics, from UI to actual gameplay.
>>146940683
That's what I imagined, but then why does everyone magically hear my voice all over the San Andreas state, proximity chat would make so much more sense... I guess it's because the whole game is a lazy console port?
>>146941142
It's a meme
Hey GTAG!
>>146941143
>why does everyone magically hear my voice all over the San Andreas state, proximity chat would make so much more sense
Because it's convenient.
Why can you instantly call a car from any garage over the entire city? Because driving all the way out to the other side of the city for a car would be fucking annoying.
>I guess it's because the whole game is a lazy console port?
Universal mic chat existed on the console versions too.
>>146941213
Fuck off avatarfag, your character is shit
>>146941251
>>I guess it's because the whole game is a lazy console port?
>Universal mic chat existed on the console versions too.
that's pretty much the definition of a console port, dude.
>>146941520
You know besides the fact this is one of the best ports to PC in a while.
>>146941251
>Why can you instantly call a car from any garage over the entire city?
That, atleast, is explained with the Mechanic you pay every day and who delivers the cars for you. Shame you can now see him only in the intro sequence, as the animation of him actually delivering the car was removed.
>Universal mic chat existed on the console versions too.
Yes, it exist on pretty much every console multiplayer game, because consoles are limited to their ~10 buttons, not an actual keyboard you can write with. Which means they NEED a microphone, often voice activated, making playing with brazillians super fun, as each and every one of them appears to have their whole family with them when they play.
>>146941213
Why the fuck do "pretty" females in gtao look like this? Every single one of them? is it because of that one shitty guide on steam?
It doesn't even look pretty, post a pic with different angle, but tag it as spoiler to not make everyone puke.
>>146941319
>>146941673
I'm sorry anons
>>146941741
If you really were you would never post it again.
>>146941741
>>146941741
i wanna go on a nice snowy hike with gtag friends
>>146941741
If you were sorry you would stop avatarfagging
>playing in a solo session doing VIP work
>suddenly see a white blip speeding towards me
>wreck him and deliver the briefcase
>he keeps pursuing me and invites a friend because he keeps getting his shit kicked in
Why do these people exist.
>>146942327
>Players are voting to remove you from this session
>>146942327
Trying to be epic trolls
>>146942327
Probably some reddit justiciar, who can't get over the fact that people get solo public sessions to ship crates risk-free.
How am I doing on dressing poorly?
>>146943046
Poorly as in somebody who doesn't have a lot of money or poorly as in bad taste? Either way you're not doing too well.
>>146943164
>poorly as in bad taste? Either way you're not doing too well.
so I'm not doing well at dressing well or I'm not doing well at dressing poorly as in bad taste?
What menu should I use for online when I only need it for the animations menu? Dont even want to cheat 2bh.
>>146940016
The only shame about mute players is that you cant interact with NPCs at all.
>>146943445
None, seeing as there's no menu's working at the moment that aren't griefer related. Even the ones that are/were have had their fun options removed.
>>146943445
Killing yourself
>>146943529
Morse code with gunshots
>>146943546
Ah thats a shame.
>>146943564
Would if I had a spine.
>>146882948
>DROP THE FUCKING EUPHORIA ENGINE HOLY FUCK
>No
Nigger you best go fuck yourself you massive cunt. That engine is reponsible for everything wrong with iv v red dead and max
>>146942327
>finally fill up my wh
>session filled with pubbies, say "fuck it" and try to sell everything
>as I arrive at lsia to pick up my titan I can already see 3 faggots sticking their welfare launchers at it
>suddenly objective changes and the titan sets on fire a moment after
>end task
woah rockstar this sure is FUN^tm
>>146943925
No one to blame but yourself retard. Should be in an empty lobby like the rest of us.
>>146943894
>everything wrong
Which is...?
>>146941213
Hello Snap, delete your tranny nobody wants to see it.
Same goes for your male character.
>>146943046
it alright
hard to mess up a hoodie + jeans
>>146943925
idiot
>>146943046
You look like the guy that asks "why?" when I randomly ran him over in my Insurgent.
>>146944523
>You look like the guy that asks "why?" when I randomly ran him over in my Insurgent.
Sounds like something I would ask if someone randomly ran me over.
>Game threatening to increase my "bad sport" rating for leaving a race lobby after the race is done.
It's like they know I have no reason to willingly subject myself to multiple races.
>join heist
>outfit screen
>loading
>get the elusive backpack
>fuck yeah, run in the closest clothes shop and save the outfit
>join another heist
>buy all ammo
>$185500
Now this happened for the 4th time. What the fuck is wrong with this game?
i hope ur comfy, anons
>>146945923
I hope you die in a fire.
>>146945923
I was until you posted.
Yo, don't be rude, you guys have an unhealthy mindset.
>>146946449
foad
>>146945784
The high flyer parachute thing?
>>146947147
No, the duffle bag you use in Fleeca and Pacific Standard.
Fun!
>>146946614
inspire me pls, u go first!
>>146947615
>u go first!
What a brilliant piece of wit, you sure have shown me what for. End your pathetic existence if this is the best you can do.
>>146947341
So call it a duffle bag instead of a backpack.
>>146947615
No one's routine would be disrupted in the slightest if you died. Not a single person here would even notice.
>>146947615
>australian flag
>Comfyanon is Australian
Figures. When is Bl8 gonna purge these assholes?
>>146948835
He's going to get banned for posting shark porn anyway.
>>146948835
after he's done sperging out about muh "why does everyone do pve content I can't do pvp content when I'm alone!!!!!!!"
>Suddenly GTA V is stuck in "loading story mode"
... it worked yesterday and I hgaven
t done aaaaaanyOAApaThingf since yesterday haven't installed any mods or nothing what the fuck is going on
>>146948930
t. windows 10 user
>>146949114
Windows 7
>>146945784
>Get the gym bag.
>Save an outfit with it.
>Later get the parachute backpack.
>Save an outfit with it and swap to the gym bag outfit.
>Every time I join a session or a piece of clothing the bag transforms back into the backpack.
>Delete the backpack outfit.
>Keeps happening.
>Have to go through the menu and reequip the set every time I want to fix it.
>Can't make any new outfits with the gym bag.
slightly miffed
>>146949114
Works for me
:^)
Post some nice pics, anons
>>146948470
ayyy
Where are save games on pirated game?
>>146949791
They're where they normally are? Unless you mean where are they in the filesystem?
Anyway, if you have the pirated version, I highly recommend buying the full version. I had the pirated version for a few months, but GTA online has been really fun since I bought it a few days ago.
nvm guys i fixed it
>>146950436
brb I have to do my chores
REAL NARCISSIST HOURS
WHO UP THO???
POST CHARACTERS
>>146950929
fuck off
>>146950904
im back
>>146950929
>that neck tattoo
>that skin colour
ryu?
quick post batmobiles
>[Deleted]
That other anon wasn't me... I don't want to derail or post off-topic stuff in the general, I like this place.
>>146951538
nice c: it is very qt
>>146951665
Stop using my name.
>>146951216
I'm just trying to breathe some life back into the thread. What are you doing?
>>146951269
I am not -ryuzaki-lemon-.
>>146917869
Who else was in the 360 crew?
I wanted to know if people remember me since I was a pretty "prominent" player that people would complain about. Im on PC now of course.
>>146952598
Fuck off
>>146950929
Is it good enough if I post my back?
>>146952706
>Shorts with an overcoat
>>146952772
Skirt. It is cold and it might rain.
>>146951538
Well shit, time to redesign my banshee
How much money do i need to fully upgrade a x80?
>>146952832
>it's cold, better wear a skirt
At least you have the lack of logic part down when it comes to being a woman.
>>146952703
Ive been here since 2013, "fuck off" doesn't really work.
>>146952706
I love how foggy los santos gets
>>146952949
>Ive been here since 2013
And? Fuck off
>>146952937
Have you ever worn tights? I swear I am warmer in simple wooly tights than I am in jeans or something
>>146953013
ruuude
>>146952706
fat butt
>tfw 2shy to greet other crew member in lobby
>>146953052
I don't crossdress, no.
>>146952706
>>146953381
then dont make judgements on what is comfortable if you aint never worn it
>>146953514
sup tex mex
I find it funny we have never even played together once
>>146953692
Well it's too bad you're still wrong and there aren't any tights in this game anyway.
>>146953692
im laying in bed reading stuff on the cwc wiki lol. and yeah i find it odd too! It's nice bumping into you around different places tho, im sure we'll be able to hang out in game sometime c:
PC UPDATE
>>146954789
just more stuff to kill menus and any kind of existing fun
>>146954789
woow
languagez, u on m8?
>>146955790
no comprende ese
i am become crates.
>>146956146
>you will never work a 10 hour shift moving crates around to come home, crack open a beer and spend some time moving crates around in gtao
why live
I'm breaking 20m from crates sales. Kill me now lads
>>146953692
>tfw I didn't fall for the Ice meme
>>146956360
this is exactly what i do.
>8hrs max
>part trucksim
>part forklift sim
>some straight up sokoban
today, im moving voting machines. make sure you assholes tag the right truck.
>>146957439
hah, I got that reference!
>811 easily outspeeds a 900R
wew rockstar
>>146957882
>top speed
>>146957882
> 811 has the framerate bug
> 811 is only considered slow by console shitter
kek into 60th
So what was the update that just hit 10 mins ago?
Is it so bodyguards get paid decently, and thus make the crates worthwhile content, or nah?
>>146959038
It was to make whiny little bitches like you ask what the update is.
>>146959113
ROCKSTAR DID SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE?
>>146922612
reminds me of the gta3 infernus.
>>146958232
>>146952949
How are you going to shoot cops if you don't have magazines on your rifles?
>>146959617
they're all (ostensibly) female
all they have to do is burst out naked, fuck every cop from the alleyway to the street over and take the cash as fare
>>146951269
someone saved my character´s pic when i posted it and keeps reposting it
>>146960006
it's not you anymore desu
it's as if a man-sized hair-worm has slithered into your character and occupied all of your limbs, turning you into nothing but a flesh-puppet to mimic every sense of your being
>OpenIV package installer
>Crashes mid install
>Forgot to backup file
>No matter if next install succeeds or not game keeps crashing
epic
Patting a puchi on the head can help you become the best player in GTA:O
>>146961825
Fuck off
>>146961825
Fuck off
>>146960815
>Modding when you're a literal retard
Epic
>>146961825
Fuck off.
>>146961986
>>146962043
>>146962138
>Samefagging
Top kek
>>146961825
Party on Garth
>>146962261
>retardation
middle heh
>>146962261
I'm only the middle post telling you to fuck off.
>>146962317
>>146962538
Samefagging again
>>146962865
Fuck off, retard
>>146962865
fuck off
>>146962865
fuck off buddy
>>146962865
Fuck on, friend
>>146962902
>>146962915
>>146962937
Another samefagging
>>146963076
I dont care about the "post anime, get told to fuck off" meme that goes on in every thread, but
>>146962902
and
>>146962915
are literally 14 seconds apart, all you're doing is making yourself look like a stupid cunt.
Also, fuck off.
>>146963076
Acting like a complete retard isn't going to win people over to your shitposting.
>>146962865
How the fuck are you not banned yet, fucking mods.
>Phone double poster this mad.
lol
All puchi posters are australian.
So when you get to the carrier
using MW airstrike spawns lazers
and suing MW ammodrop spawns cargo bobs
>>146962261
>>146963076
Epib meme bro, truly epin
>>146963434
I thought they were malaysians
>doing pacstan with gtag dudes
>one guy has to leave for a bit, get a replacement
>it's an ign guy
>doesn't play nice, flat out leaves after we fail twice because of silly shit
>get kicked out of gtao, network error
>get kicked out again after some more loading screens
medium ree
>>146963859
most of ign guys are assholes
>tfw the guy sitting in an Insurgent outside of a clothes store just shooting at you as you chill behind the counter calls you a pussy for not walking into his bullets
>>146788062
Why would anyone still play GTA on this day and age?
>>146965667
Why would people still shitpost in this day and age?
>>146965708
>shitpost
Wow I was just asking a legit question.
Nice general you got there.
>>146965831
>legit question
Uh-huh, piss off
>>146965662
shut the fuck up bitch ass pussy nigga.
shut the fuck up white boi.
shut up bitch ass nigga ass nigga.
[several children screaming in background]
>>146965926
O shit, that was you?
>>146966194
no, there's just one of those in every session.
especially onpoorstation4
>>146966564
I can't even imagine how many there are on the xbone.
>>146966564
>he doesn't set his mic preferences to no-one or friends
You deserve it.
>>146969113
Fuck off
Just joined the game. Anything I should absolutely know?
Mostly just fucking about so far and it's fun.
implying you can skip the picnic
>>146969718
Don't buy the micro-smg.
>>146969765
I wish I could skip that fucking cutscene.
>>146969765
Hey I was there :3
>>146970160
you're just heavily medicated
>>146969718
Wait a bit before buying a house or apartment.
You can get a 10 car garage pretty early on for just over 100k and if you're not planning on being particularly social you won't even need a house or apartment so more money for guns and playing barbie.
>>146970198
That is an understatement
>>146969718
Read the FAQ in the OP
thanks, j*
>>146940016
Actually, your character coughs when you hit a bong, screams and shit in Director Mode, and also is voiced when a player leaves a session and theyre character becomes an npc.
>>146971765
*their
holy fuck im retarded.
>>146971974
Fitting that you'd land in the handicapped space.
>>146971174
simple like a young mons pubis
Hosting Pacific Standard, 20% cuts, vans is already done
>>146973387
I miss you, widdly. How's that steam coming along?
>>146973702
I need to decide on a game to buy in the Steam Sale for good goy features. What should it be?
>>146973940
I don't know, not paying attention to the sale.
>>146971174
>on in e
What did they mean by this?
>>146973387Sent
>>146974051
R U (red)E?
Hey thread, long time no post.
When will R* let me live in a comfy suburban neighbourhood?
>>146972534
camera accessories when?
>>146975009
Personally I hope there's gonna be a Hipster update 2 with mirror park homes, more cars that arent super expensive sports/supers/lowriders, new "antique" weapons (maybe a sword?), and the ability to purchase the fixter and customize bicycles.
"Hey ese I broke into your car..."
>>146975932
wow, I never even thought about customising bikes, the bike shop salesman has to have a curly moustache.
more 70s family cars and vintage clothes would fit well too.
>4 man session
>launch crate mission
>suddenly lag
>press z
>20 people
rockstar no
bumping thread with a selfie.
show your selfie, /gtag/
The absolute madman is doing it again. I'm going for a 100% run in Vice City Stories.
I didn't even realize Paramedic had checkpoints in this game.
>>146977632
good luck, mate. I still remember the time it took for me to 100% it.
>>146975009
The house in the cal-de-sac Are my dream. I want to start a cult of suburban white dads
>>146977632
https://a.pomf.cat/ljbdxe.webm
>>146977632
Gee, Vice City Stories, how come Rockstar lets you have TWO checkpoints?
>>146978631
wat
I can't complete Low and Slow because randoms can't handle the shootout part after sneaking the cars past the cops.
Thus I can't progress Lamar at all.
What do?
>>146982440
What's your SC?
>>146982679
BuffCookie
>>146982440
git guder teammates
>>146982834
Sent you a FR
>>146982440
Luckily for you that's the last mission.
Just try not to die of rage and keep trying until you get a crew that isnt full of people who obviously cant even beat the story mode.
caralho
>>146983045
I thought the last mission was "Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures"
>>146982912
That's was loads easier. Other runs would have gone fine if people just used fucking cover.Game kept making me use my default pistol rather than my revolver that time. Fuck sakes.
Stop inviting me to your stupid fucking jewish companies.
If you're not going to share the fucking 2.5M you get from delivering shit then fuck off and do it yourself.
>>146971974
HOW CAN WHITE HELICOPTERS EVEN COMPETE
>pcucks still trying so desperately to keep their pathetic second life wannabe shitposting circlejerk thread alive
let this general die kiddos u alrdy fuckin ruined it fuck off pcucks
>>146975932
>maybe a sword?
Pfft, swords are so, like, 900A.D. I'd only use a Bec de Corbin, it's pretty obscure, you've probably never heard of it.
But in seriousness I'd love a comfy log cabin in the mountains, bearskin rug, log fire, all that good stuff.
>>146984997
>Stop inviting me to your stupid fucking jewish companies.
>If you're not going to share the fucking 2.5M you get from delivering shit then fuck off and do it yourself.
I would if jewstar would let me.
>>146983396
calma ai, colega.
Well, that's all done.
I didn't need the checkpoints and finished it in one go.
>>146987502
No one cares.
Fuck off
>>146984997
>>146986890
Just make it so the associates get paid their wage every time a crate is delivered. That way associates would make 5-10k per delivery while the CEO makes 8-42k per delivery
>>146987502
Is that on PC? How do I get it running with a controller with a scheme that is not shit?
>>146988441
>How do I get it running with a controller with a scheme that is not shit?
I'm running it using PCSX2 and a Hori Gem Pad EX. It's pretty much just like the PS2 version, though I'd recommend another pad that's better than this one.
>>146988810
I thought it was Vice City. I have it on steam, and the controls are fucking awful. I don't know how to make it better.
Practice at using keyboard and mouse is all I have for you. The only PS2 era GTA games that have decent controller controls were made after Vice City.
>>146975009
Not really a suburban house but ive always wanted this house for it yard and view, but the interior sucks.